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THE DISCLAIMER: Another Week In '25 · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you mad bastards loving the Big Show Podcast
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  Speaker 3: Yeah Yeah Good thanks fellas, how are you?
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  Speaker 2: Really great How was your burger Keezy? Looked pretty delicious It.
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  Speaker 1: Was really yum, I needed to eat that because I
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  Speaker 1: had no energy Oh, really?
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  Speaker 2: Well, you're falling apart.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I had brekkie, and then I hadn't eaten
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  Speaker 1: since brekkie.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: And I had lots of water.
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  Speaker 2: What did you have for brekkie?
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  Speaker 1: Baked beans on Vogel's.
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  Speaker 2: Toast. Toast.
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  Speaker 1: Vogel's toast, though.
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  Speaker 2: Is that what you say? You say Vogel's instead of toast.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because toast for me is Mollenberg. But when I'm
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  Speaker 1: feeling pretty extra, like I need some extra sustenance, I'll
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  Speaker 1: go the Vogels.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Do you ever have Vogels?
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  Speaker 2: That's all I have. All right. Occasionally the Mollenberg, but
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  Speaker 2: that's a bigger slice of bread, so I feel like
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  Speaker 2: any extra sustenance is probably equaled out. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's bigger, but it feels flimsier. Oh, it's flimsier. Like
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  Speaker 1: I have to toast my Vogels twice. Right. On five.
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  Speaker 1: And then butter and then beans.
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  Speaker 2: Beans, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Half a tonne of beans.
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  Speaker 2: Because people say that about their cars, don't they? They start,
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  Speaker 2: it's not a car anymore, it's a Mercedes. I've got
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  Speaker 2: to take the Mercedes in to get a warrant. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 2: got to take the Honda out, the Teeter. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 2: don't say that, do you? You say the car.
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  Speaker 1: So you're getting even more specific, because you're saying the Teeter.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, for the radio I do. Oh, the Teeter,
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  Speaker 2: that's right, the model.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think you'll ever start saying, I've got to
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  Speaker 1: take the 07 Teeter in?
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  Speaker 2: I'm not sure it is an 07. I think it's
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  Speaker 2: earlier than that.
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  Speaker 1: Is it?
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  Speaker 2: But one day hopefully I can upgrade. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I thought you were upgrading. Weren't you going to upgrade?
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  Speaker 2: We upgraded. Oh, you did. Yeah. But then we got, oh,
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  Speaker 2: forgot about her. Oui, oui. Yeah, si, si.
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  Speaker 1: That's so weird for the listeners right now.
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  Speaker 2: And then we got it. So I'll tell you what
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  Speaker 2: happened was we got this hybrid, right?
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Because you could get a loan and it was 0%.
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  Speaker 2: And it's like, well, actually, after our accountant did all
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  Speaker 2: the math, it's going to cost you like five grand
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  Speaker 2: over five years, you know?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Which is all good. But we chose the car. We
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  Speaker 2: were told it was going to take us no time
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  Speaker 2: to get the money. But then it turned out you
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  Speaker 2: had to go through a full application process, like you're
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  Speaker 2: buying a house. Right. Which was a bit of a
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  Speaker 2: ball ache. And I had nothing to do with it, really.
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  Speaker 2: The missus was on it. And so after a while...
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  Speaker 2: determined that, oh, no, actually they don't do that loan
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  Speaker 2: for hybrids. They only do it for full electrical wheels. Oh, right.
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  Speaker 2: Initially it was hybrids, but then they changed it last
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  Speaker 2: year to only be electrical. So then we now had
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  Speaker 2: a car that didn't qualify for this loan. Oh, really?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. And so went through a palaver with that.
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  Speaker 1: Because you haven't mentioned it much. Because usually you'd be like, ah.
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  Speaker 2: Well, we've got the car, but what we've done is
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  Speaker 2: we've now ordered a fully electrical one. Electric one. Not electrical.
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  Speaker 2: It's electric.
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  Speaker 1: You sound like my granddad.
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  Speaker 2: And we're keeping the hybrid until the other one, which
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  Speaker 2: we've had to order, turns up in November at some point.
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  Speaker 2: But that's a nice, good car, and it's better, I think.
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  Speaker 2: I like it more than the one we've got. But, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it was just a bit of a.
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  Speaker 3: It just occurs to me that I realise now that
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  Speaker 3: I have no interactions with banks anymore.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 3: Like back in the day, they were fraught with all
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  Speaker 3: sorts of, you know, going to a bank to try
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  Speaker 3: and get money out of the bastards. It was a
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  Speaker 3: very stressful time. But I haven't dealt with a bank
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  Speaker 3: for a long, long time. I haven't had to deal with.
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  Speaker 2: A bank for a long, long time.
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  Speaker 1: What about a sperm bank?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, no, I stopped there in my mid-30s. What about
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  Speaker 2: a wank bank? Oh, no, that's still going. I invest
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  Speaker 2: heavily in that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'm beating
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  Speaker 2: off all the time. Oh, okay. Okay. You guys. What?
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  Speaker 1: The Hauraki Big Show, weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
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  Speaker 2: Ha, ha, ha. Now that's good listening. And it's live.
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  Speaker 2: What are you listening to there? Oh, me?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, sorry.
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  Speaker 2: I was listening to the Radio Hauraki Big Show.
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  Speaker 1: Right. Four to seven weekdays.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's quite specific.
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  Speaker 1: And iHeartRadio.
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  Speaker 2: What? Cheers.
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  Speaker 1: The Hauraki Big Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 2: It's really good for the prostate to beat off.
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  Speaker 1: You can't just use the prostate as an excuse to
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  Speaker 1: do all sorts, all manner of depraved things.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Like beating off. That's disgusting.
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  Speaker 2: Well, no, I suggested to you the other day, Kizio,
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  Speaker 2: I was saying going for a walk is good for
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  Speaker 2: the prostate.
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  Speaker 1: After dinner specifically?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, after you've eaten.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, which I'll be doing tonight because we're out of milk.
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  Speaker 2: Do you massage the prostate while you're going for a walk?
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  Speaker 3: No, I just leave it. I just leave it and
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  Speaker 3: then I massage it when I get home.
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  Speaker 1: So like today, for example, I was like, oh, we're
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  Speaker 1: out of milk. I can get some on the way home.
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  Speaker 1: But instead I said, how about we go for a
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  Speaker 1: walk after dinner and get some? Oh, man. Because we've
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  Speaker 1: got a corner store.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: A little walk away. And she's like, it's a great idea.
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  Speaker 2: That's good stuff. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And then I said, it's good for my prostate.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And then she said, yuck.
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  Speaker 3: That's not an option for me because our store is
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  Speaker 3: literally like 40 metres from our house.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but he's dead, isn't he now?
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  Speaker 3: That doesn't really qualify as, no, I had a good
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  Speaker 3: chat to him today. He's pretty traumatised.
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  Speaker 2: I imagine so.
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  Speaker 1: What happened?
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  Speaker 2: Wow, some dudes came into his dairy and smacked the
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  Speaker 2: shit out of him. Oh, really? Yeah, on Sunday. Really?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: On your Sunday there?
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  Speaker 3: Blood and blood all over the floor. I actually arrived
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  Speaker 3: about a couple of minutes after it happened. It was
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  Speaker 3: not good.
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  Speaker 2: Holy cow. Couldn't get as vape juicy as I.
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  Speaker 3: And interestingly, it was really, really telling because I was
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  Speaker 3: having a chat to him at the dairy today and
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  Speaker 3: a car pulled up.
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  Speaker 2: They had a really loud exhaust, you know, like a
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  Speaker 2: real kind of rough ragging. A wagon.
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  Speaker 1: A waff-wagon.
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  Speaker 3: And he had a look in his eye of fear
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  Speaker 3: and of anxiety. And I went, I get that, man.
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  Speaker 3: You must be.
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  Speaker 2: They were constantly on edge. Because this happened on a
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  Speaker 2: Sunday afternoon at like 2 o'clock in the day. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And were they trying to get stuff off him?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, there was about four or five of them, and
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  Speaker 3: they just ripped shit off the shelves.
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  Speaker 1: And they beat him up?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, or he doesn't take a backward step. He comes
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  Speaker 2: out with a cricket bat.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, right, okay.
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  Speaker 2: And they laid into him. And what did he get
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  Speaker 2: in the end? What were his injuries?
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  Speaker 3: Got a smashed hand, and they smashed his hand, and
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  Speaker 3: he looked– Got some bruising down his chest.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck, that sucks, eh? It really sucks.
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  Speaker 1: Poor dude.
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  Speaker 2: But anyway, to get back to toast chat. Yeah, man.
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  Speaker 2: I have plowmans today. I have plowmans. Oh, yeah. Which
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  Speaker 2: is my wife's favourite. I'm not a big fan.
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  Speaker 1: Your wife's favourite is plowmans.
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  Speaker 2: Plowmans. It's a very thick cut. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And it's an annoying shape.
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  Speaker 2: It is an annoying shape. You have to cut it
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  Speaker 2: in half and put it on either side because it
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  Speaker 2: doesn't toast the whole thing, does it? My toaster does. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: you've got one of those long bars.
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  Speaker 1: You've got a ploughman's toaster.
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  Speaker 2: It's just a regular toaster. No, it's not. No, it's not.
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  Speaker 1: It's a highfalutin bloody fancy boy toaster.
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  Speaker 2: It's because you guys have many bits of toast.
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  Speaker 3: But I prefer a Vogel's, and like you, Keezy, I
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  Speaker 3: have to double cook it so it's crispy.
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  Speaker 1: Why do you prefer a Vogel's but eat ploughman's?
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  Speaker 2: Well, because my wife buys the ploughman's when she's buying bread.
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  Speaker 2: And when I'm buying the bread, I'll buy your Vogel's.
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  Speaker 2: You sneaky bastard.
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  Speaker 1: Or.
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  Speaker 2: Honey oat tip top. Gross. With the little honey oat
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  Speaker 2: in it.
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  Speaker 1: Do you keep your Vogels in the freezer?
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: I'm asking Mogi.
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  Speaker 2: I do, yes. Yeah, same. Because otherwise we have it
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  Speaker 2: for too long and it goes mouldy. Yeah, right.
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  Speaker 1: It does go mouldy quick, eh, Vogels?
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  Speaker 2: That's the good thing about Vogels is it actually goes off,
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  Speaker 2: which tells you there's less preservatives in it, Keezy. All
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  Speaker 2: the other breads last forever and they don't go off
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  Speaker 2: because they're full of shit. What does preservative do? Preserves it.
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  Speaker 1: What does preservative do?
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  Speaker 2: Preserves it. Stops it going off. Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 1: Preservative.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. Preserve.
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  Speaker 1: And is it bad for you?
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  Speaker 2: Yes. Well, generally, if you're putting shit in to make
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  Speaker 2: things last longer, it's not a good thing. It's like chips.
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  Speaker 2: You remember chips, Jase? I haven't had any for so long.
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  Speaker 2: But do you remember them? That's actually a lie. Back
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  Speaker 2: in the day, they'd always go stale real quick. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: And especially your eater chips, your eater ripples, you'd open
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  Speaker 2: them up, they'd already be stale. They came pre-stale. Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 2: But since then, there's been so many more preservatives allowed
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  Speaker 2: in food that you can leave them out for fucking weeks.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's why I hardly eat potato chips.
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  Speaker 2: No, I don't get any of them. Neither. I bought
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  Speaker 2: a packet of Pop-A-Jacks today in a moment of weakness.
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  Speaker 2: Did you drive your... Oh, fuck, I was effing and jeffing.
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  Speaker 2: I went, I want to go and get some Pop-A-Jacks.
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  Speaker 2: Instead of a packet of darts. Instead of darts, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Did you drive your wuff raggin'? To go bide some
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  Speaker 1: Papa Jacks?
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  Speaker 3: As I previously mentioned, my dairy's only about 30 metres away.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. So I walked up.
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  Speaker 1: The thing with Papa Jacks is that they're shit.
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  Speaker 2: I like them.
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  Speaker 1: Like they're just a shit muncho. Like they're a shit muncho.
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  Speaker 1: They're like chicken flavouring on a muncho.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I like them. They're so good. Do you like them, man?
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  Speaker 2: I love them.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, obviously, because I buy them.
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  Speaker 1: I give them two buzzies out of five.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I wouldn't buy them if I didn't love them.
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  Speaker 2: That's true. You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: But, you know, I'm not a big fan of the manchos,
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  Speaker 2: so there you go.
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  Speaker 1: What the hell?
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  Speaker 2: I like a mancho as well.
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  Speaker 1: Manchos are delicious.
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  Speaker 2: Look, I'll eat any chip, I'll be honest. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: I'm a fan of all chips. Should we get some
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  Speaker 2: chips then, guys? Yeah, it's your turn today. No, it's not.
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  Speaker 2: Keezy stole yesterday. What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't touch the ACC's chips.
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  Speaker 2: Keezy, did you? Yeah, I did.
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  Speaker 1: I was starving.
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  Speaker 2: You're a shocking bastard.
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  Speaker 1: But then I was like, you know what? I work
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  Speaker 1: a lot for the ACC and I never steal them.
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  Speaker 1: I certainly indulge when Jay steals them daily. Yeah, same, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But I was like, you know what? I think Mike Lane,
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  Speaker 1: and I'll let him know as soon as he gets back.
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  Speaker 2: But you've stolen a bag of chips.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I say, hey, man, I owe you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, four bucks.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'll do like three or four live commentaries and
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  Speaker 1: a couple of podcasts.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and a couple of potties. Yeah, yeah, that'll
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  Speaker 2: pay off a bag of chips. Fair enough. Yeah, good shit, man.
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  Speaker 2: Good stuff. Yeah, I want to buy some chips, actually.
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  Speaker 2: You know. I may. Two more sleeps, fellas. That's good, eh?
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  Speaker 2: Two more sleeps, yep. I am excited about it. And
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  Speaker 2: then we're oof.
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  Speaker 1: So good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, man. I'm actually not excited about it. No, I
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  Speaker 2: don't even care. I'd rather stay here, get rained on. Just, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean, man? Yeah, I do. Good. Well, no, because.
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  Speaker 1: You'd rather stay here and get rained on.
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  Speaker 2: Because officially, of course, rainy season finishes on the 17th.
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  Speaker 2: Spring finishes, yeah. So there's no more rain. No more rain.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm anticipating next week's going to be bloody beautiful, man. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: In NZ.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. We'll be pissing down in Fiji. Oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it'll be shocking. It'll be following you around.
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  Speaker 1: Fair pissing. Hey, listen to the big show, 4-7 weekdays
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  Speaker 1: on Radio Hodaki. Thank you. Bye.