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Show #260 Superfan Edition Vol. 2 · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Because Fuck You That's Why is a founding member of
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  Speaker 1: the Odd Pods Media Network.
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  Speaker 2: Hello and welcome to episode two fifty nine of Because
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  Speaker 2: Fuck You That's Why.
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  Speaker 3: Talking Along, a panel show.
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  Speaker 2: Inspired podcast where we play three silly games, all just
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  Speaker 2: for fun. There's no stakes whatsoever. The winner or winners
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  Speaker 2: just walk away with the same pride and money, shame
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  Speaker 2: and material goods had when they came in. Yes, and
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  Speaker 2: the losers get a brutal spanking.
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  Speaker 1: I love Saturday. They're the best.
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  Speaker 3: From the last couple of years.
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  Speaker 2: We have a kind of a special episode today, guys.
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  Speaker 2: It is a super fan edition of BFY tw Volume two.
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  Speaker 2: It's our second time doing this and with us today
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  Speaker 2: it's will you Menace?
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  Speaker 1: Hi? Bill?
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  Speaker 2: Hi?
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  Speaker 4: How are you?
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  Speaker 5: Gentlemen?
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  Speaker 4: Well?
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  Speaker 2: Now, Bill, you've been you've been a follower and a
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  Speaker 2: fan of ours for some time while, quite a while. Actually,
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  Speaker 2: I think you joined our Patreon back in twenty twenty three.
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  Speaker 5: Oh wow, I did not realize it's been that long.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's been a couple of years, man, and it's
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  Speaker 2: appreciated and we wanted to show our appreciation and have
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  Speaker 2: you on the show. And we're so excited you're here. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: thank you for having me happily? Happily? Are you ready
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  Speaker 2: to play some games?
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  Speaker 6: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, So, because you're our guest, I'm gonna let
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  Speaker 2: you choose which of these two idiots you want to
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  Speaker 2: have on your team. The other player the other person
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  Speaker 2: will be forced to play against the pair of you alone,
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  Speaker 2: and so choose who you think will help you out
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  Speaker 2: the most, and they will join your team.
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  Speaker 5: I'm gonna say, I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Bill, which one of these two would you like to
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  Speaker 2: insult by?
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  Speaker 7: Not?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, as long as as figuring out five words here.
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  Speaker 2: Bill versus Stevie all on his lonesome. Uh, So hopefully,
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  Speaker 2: hopefully that works out for Rebuilt. Uh, we're going to
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  Speaker 2: find out before we get to the games. We like
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  Speaker 2: to do a little introductory session and I always like
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  Speaker 2: to ask a question. So Bill, the question this episode
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  Speaker 2: is going to be, is there a big change that
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  Speaker 2: you've brought about in your life recently? And, as I
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  Speaker 2: said before we started, no isn't acceptable answer.
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  Speaker 5: No, my personal life has been going really well, and
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  Speaker 5: work is just going.
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  Speaker 4: It's you know, that's fair.
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  Speaker 2: That's fair, you know, and you know, as long as
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  Speaker 2: everything's good and everything's copasetic and you're happy. There doesn't
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  Speaker 2: really need to be a big change.
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  Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, all right, you're good?
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  Speaker 6: Right there?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I hope I get there.
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  Speaker 6: Oh my god, I promise.
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  Speaker 2: Tired Uh and his teammate. He's a gamer and a
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  Speaker 2: storyteller and he used to be my youngest friend. Now
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  Speaker 2: he's just Augie me Aggie. Same question again. No is
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  Speaker 2: an acceptable answer.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean no, not really not.
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  Speaker 8: Anything big happens in my life changes, and I prefer
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  Speaker 8: it that way a lot of the time.
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  Speaker 3: Like the biggest change I.
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  Speaker 8: Think I have on a regular basis is like a
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  Speaker 8: new obsession over a video game or an idea for
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  Speaker 8: another campaign I'll ever run.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, that's fair.
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  Speaker 9: That's fair.
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  Speaker 2: I've had, you know, people.
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  Speaker 8: Would say generously that it's uneventful, but I like it
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  Speaker 8: that way.
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  Speaker 2: Fair all right, A Bill and Augie are both boring
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  Speaker 2: as individuals, so we'll move on.
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  Speaker 6: To chaotic one.
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  Speaker 2: We'll move on to the chaotic boy.
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  Speaker 6: Awesome.
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  Speaker 2: Their opponent. He's a podcaster and a veteran and as
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  Speaker 2: it turns out, that makes him a veteran podcaster.
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  Speaker 4: It's steevie.
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  Speaker 2: Do what is up, sir? Has there been a big
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  Speaker 2: change in your life or no.
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  Speaker 1: There has been multiple medium sized I like that.
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  Speaker 6: It's a little difference, but it's not a no.
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  Speaker 1: I've been taking on more responsibility at the kitchen. I've
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  Speaker 1: pretty much been running it the last couple of weeks now,
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  Speaker 1: which has been kind of nice willingly or unwillingly unwillingly,
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  Speaker 1: But now I'm kind of enjoying the power.
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  Speaker 2: Oh there we go.
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  Speaker 6: I can tell people no, I can block.
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  Speaker 1: Things so they can't get into them.
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  Speaker 10: Oh.
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  Speaker 6: I can change the menu on the fly as Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: don't give me power. People, do not give me.
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  Speaker 4: It's gonna be taco Wednesdays. Since Tuesdays that was the
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  Speaker 4: number one thing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, No, these kids are eating tacos when they
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  Speaker 1: get home because they have talking Tuesday at home. So
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  Speaker 1: don't make the me tacos on Tuesday, right, Yes, change ship.
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  Speaker 1: I made donuts yesterday.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you see that ship. I mean ninety six of
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  Speaker 1: those bitches.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Double taco Tuesday is like all day toilet wedding.
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  Speaker 5: It is torture.
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  Speaker 4: I like that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, fantastic.
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  Speaker 1: My other change and kind of obsession that's been happening
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  Speaker 1: in the last couple of years, I'm getting a new motorcycle. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but I've become more an adult about it. So I
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  Speaker 1: did have a naked bike before. It was like the
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  Speaker 1: mix between like a street bike and an upright you know,
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  Speaker 1: so like you're not hunched over as much. But you know,
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  Speaker 1: I'm in my forties and shit, and my back sucks
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  Speaker 1: and my knees are garbage. So I'm actually upgrading to
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  Speaker 1: a cruiser bike. So I'm I'm going from like a small,
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  Speaker 1: like three hundred cc bike to.
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  Speaker 9: A six fifty so old finger.
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  Speaker 1: But leather seats, a cushion, shooter's adjustments in it for
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  Speaker 1: you for anybody from like shorter to me to like
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  Speaker 1: six foot five. I guess on this bike, and I've
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  Speaker 1: been seeing nothing bad on it, so I'm mad excited.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm still like waiting to register my bike because
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, if I can get this before, or if
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  Speaker 1: I get the new bike before I have to register
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  Speaker 1: this one, I can save myself like thirty five bucks.
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  Speaker 6: Thirty five dude, that's like yes, for a year in
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  Speaker 6: a motorcycle.
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  Speaker 11: That's like like five bucks can fill tack up forever.
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  Speaker 2: Wild all right, And finally, I'm your host pants Sarin,
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  Speaker 2: and I will answer the same question. So last week
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  Speaker 2: I had I had an issue with my eye. Uh,
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  Speaker 2: and I spent three days pretty much in total darkness. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: just kind of wandering back and forth because I'd accidentally
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  Speaker 2: scratched the hell out of my cornea.
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  Speaker 6: Do you know how it happened?
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  Speaker 10: Rub it?
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  Speaker 2: I just I think something got in there and I
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  Speaker 2: was rubbing it so hard that I think I just
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  Speaker 2: oha pushed it against my eyeball and scratched it. And yes,
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  Speaker 2: it sucked as bad as it sounds.
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  Speaker 3: Don't touch your face.
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  Speaker 2: But the thing, the thing that bothered me the most, honestly,
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  Speaker 2: was the recovery because once I stopped wearing the eye patch,
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  Speaker 2: like my eyesight was super blurry.
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  Speaker 1: Hold the phone, Hold the fucking phone. You had a
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  Speaker 1: fucking eye patch. You never told me that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it wasn't a pirate one.
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  Speaker 5: It was.
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  Speaker 2: It was a bandage, just like it was a gospet
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  Speaker 2: would tape first, and then my dad bought me some
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  Speaker 2: actual like eye patch bandages, like like band aid over
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  Speaker 2: your eye.
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  Speaker 1: Did you come up with like interesting stories like how
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  Speaker 1: it happened or like why haven't your eye?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 2: Because I didn't go anywhere, like I couldn't see so
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  Speaker 2: I couldn't drive, I couldn't leave, like I pretty much
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  Speaker 2: just stayed in my heart.
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  Speaker 1: Have been like, hey, phone call Stevie, Yo, what up?
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  Speaker 6: I have an eye patch.
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  Speaker 3: I'm coming right the funk over.
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  Speaker 6: We're going shopping.
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  Speaker 2: So anyway, for about a day, my eyesight was blurry
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  Speaker 2: as hell and I couldn't really see anything. And I
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  Speaker 2: realized this is probably what it was like for Jorge
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  Speaker 2: and is probably his last full year, maybe even longer.
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  Speaker 1: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: And I was just kind of thrown by that. I
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  Speaker 2: was like, so that, if this is what it was like,
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  Speaker 2: I don't I don't want to go through that. And
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  Speaker 2: I've been pre diabetic for a while and my has
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  Speaker 2: been garbage since I was fifteen years old. Yes, it
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  Speaker 2: has like just absolute pure just.
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  Speaker 1: I know, I know the pizza place. It's done it
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  Speaker 1: to you and I love them.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, it's not just the pizza place.
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  Speaker 2: It's the candy. It's the cookies and sugar, the cake.
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  Speaker 2: I am such a sweet tooth whore that I just
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  Speaker 2: dive into whatever whatever delicious dessert someone puts in front
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  Speaker 2: of me.
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  Speaker 4: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: And that's that's a personal flaw that I quite enjoyed
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  Speaker 2: for the past thirty years. But the thing is, it's
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  Speaker 2: it's gotta change. It's gotta because I I don't want
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  Speaker 2: to go down that same path and and honestly, I
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  Speaker 2: have wanted to lose weight for a long long time.
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  Speaker 2: So starting this past Monday, I've replaced half of my
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  Speaker 2: meals with salads. Nice dude, Yeah, literally nothing but a
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  Speaker 2: salad for that meal. I it's it's hard because the
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  Speaker 2: first couple of days, stomach was like, what the fuck
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  Speaker 2: is this?
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  Speaker 4: That's what I had.
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  Speaker 2: I had the most uncomfortable burps I've had a long time.
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  Speaker 11: Anymore.
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  Speaker 2: I don't I don't know about this, but I've stuck
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  Speaker 2: to it for a week, so I'm hoping I can
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  Speaker 2: stick to it a lot longer. I actually I actually
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  Speaker 2: enjoy it because I like it. It's you know, it's
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  Speaker 2: crunchy and it's tasty and you.
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  Speaker 1: Can fancy it up like but garbonzo beans on them
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  Speaker 1: like random ship like that, and dude, it changes it.
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  Speaker 6: I don't get protein.
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  Speaker 2: I don't need anything my my. The reason I didn't
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  Speaker 2: do all my meals was because I was like, I
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  Speaker 2: have to get some protein somehow. So I'm like, I'm gonna.
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  Speaker 6: Over here, on Sundays.
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  Speaker 2: But still it's got to be. I'm also going to
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  Speaker 2: be making healthier choices with my regular meals, but I'm
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  Speaker 2: still going to make sure that I get, like, you know,
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  Speaker 2: red meat. You know, I'm still gonna do peintberry sandwiches
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  Speaker 2: every now and then because I can't give up on
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  Speaker 2: those protein too, so, you know. But that's that's that's
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  Speaker 2: that's a big change. The second big change I made
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  Speaker 2: is that today, as of this recording, Raka and The
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  Speaker 2: in Invisibility of Life has come out. It's out out,
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  Speaker 2: it's out out. It is available now in physical and
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  Speaker 2: e books there everywhere, and Bill has a copy in
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  Speaker 2: his hands as we speak. That is awesome. I I'm
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  Speaker 2: very happy, and I hope that we meet up sometimes
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  Speaker 2: so I can sign it.
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  Speaker 4: Well, hopefully if you guys go to Weirdale.
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  Speaker 2: Oh there's that. Yeah, we did talk about that.
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  Speaker 6: Oh Detroit one, right, yeah, I think so.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what it is, though it might overlap
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  Speaker 2: with our Colorado.
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  Speaker 4: Trip July second.
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  Speaker 6: Oh July, I gotta I gotta go to New York Citi.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's.
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  Speaker 1: And I'll still I'll look, it's only a six hour drive.
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  Speaker 1: I mean I can get there four and a half.
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  Speaker 1: We just go through the tunnel through Canada.
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  Speaker 5: Through that, you go north and go through the Blue
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  Speaker 5: Water Bridge.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we go through and then it's a week ago
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  Speaker 1: through the city.
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  Speaker 6: It's a cute little one.
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  Speaker 2: Well we'll figure that out. Let's get onto our game,
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  Speaker 2: shall we.
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  Speaker 6: Games?
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  Speaker 2: All right? So game one is going to be like
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  Speaker 2: share block. I've got three news stories. All our players
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  Speaker 2: have to do is figure out which one I would like,
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  Speaker 2: which one I would share, and which one I would
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  Speaker 2: block on social media. There is only one correct combination,
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  Speaker 2: and there is one for each option. So, uh so
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go over story number one first, as you do. No,
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  Speaker 2: We're starting with story number three this time.
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  Speaker 4: Don't you.
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  Speaker 2: Passenger on flight flips out after seeing Satan's disciple.
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  Speaker 6: So is that William Shenner again?
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  Speaker 2: This was This was a American Airlines flight to Miami.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know where it took off from, but it
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  Speaker 2: was heading to Miami. This particular passenger and his sister
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  Speaker 2: were trying, to quote unquote as they told the police,
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  Speaker 2: flee a religious attack. So I think these people actually
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  Speaker 2: believe they were being chased by Satan's disciples. And while
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  Speaker 2: they were on the plane, the man started yelling and
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  Speaker 2: shaking uncontrollably, and the flight attendants thought he was having
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  Speaker 2: a seizure, so they rushed in to help them, and
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  Speaker 2: then he kicked them across the plane what like literally
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  Speaker 2: freaked out and kicked a flight attendant like literally across
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  Speaker 2: the aisle and into the window on the other side.
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  Speaker 2: Damn like full on fucking losing his ship. It was
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  Speaker 2: from Savannah, Georgia to Miami. The pilot immediately turned the
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  Speaker 2: flight around because they had just taken off. They'd only
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  Speaker 2: been in the air for about a minute in Florida.
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  Speaker 6: Man, leave those people in Florida, Florida.
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  Speaker 2: He turned around and landed back in Savannah, and the
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  Speaker 2: passengers basically had to pile on this guy.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: And they also like they also restrained his sister, uh
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  Speaker 2: and waited for the police to come and arrive and
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  Speaker 2: take this person away. But he just kept flipping out
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  Speaker 2: that Satan's disciple was on the plane with them.
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  Speaker 1: Why why did nobody flagged that before they got on
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  Speaker 1: the plane. They weren't talking about They're like, oh no,
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  Speaker 1: we're fine, we're fine, we're fine.
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  Speaker 6: We're on the plane to it.
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  Speaker 1: She starts.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I want to say there's drugs, but it
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  Speaker 5: sounds more like a lack of drugs, like this guy
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  Speaker 5: should have been on lithium or something.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and sorry.
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  Speaker 2: I'm genuinely surprised by all this because I thought Satan's disciple,
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  Speaker 2: Elon Musk was in d C.
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  Speaker 1: He does.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, probably.
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  Speaker 5: Light on somebody's making their skin orange.
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  Speaker 2: Well, we'll put honestly, all right, So that's story number one.
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  Speaker 2: Let's move on to story number two. Comedy club ban's
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  Speaker 2: audience members with botox injections due to laugh free frozen faces.
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  Speaker 2: Frozen faces isn't.
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  Speaker 3: Closing, Okay, I was making sure I read that correctly.
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  Speaker 2: Now, part of me, part of me believes with my
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  Speaker 2: whole heart, this comedy club has just hired a string
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  Speaker 2: of bad comedians. Well listen, I'm just saying like they're
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  Speaker 2: complaining that people are sitting there with emotionless faces. This
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  Speaker 2: is This is a comedy club in the UK, And
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: to be fair, botox treatments have become very popular in
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  Speaker 2: the UK?
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  Speaker 6: Are they so primitive?
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  Speaker 4: Laugh day?
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  Speaker 6: Open mouth a little bit?
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  Speaker 2: But this comedy club is called Top Secret, and due
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  Speaker 2: to the influx of complaints from comedians. The owner of
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  Speaker 2: Top Secret has now banned botox injected faces from the club.
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  Speaker 2: Those looking to attend shows must pass. And I'm not
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  Speaker 2: making this up an expression test.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's just real or just the comedy
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  Speaker 1: club like trying to get some people because I'll go now.
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  Speaker 2: The owner says he's dead serials, Oh my god.
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  Speaker 6: As dead as the expression.
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  Speaker 4: Give them little flyers to hold up with, like emojis on.
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  Speaker 11: It actually thinks it's funny or not thumbs down.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, there have been some big names at this club.
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  Speaker 2: Dave Chappelle, Amy Schumer, Chris Chris Rock, Jack Whitehall, and
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  Speaker 2: Moore have all performed at the Top Secret Wow. Recently, however,
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  Speaker 2: comedians have found performing at the Top Secret to not
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  Speaker 2: exactly be a barrel laughs because the audience isn't laughing.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think there's got an enemy, like somebody pissed
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  Speaker 1: somebody off and they sent all their patients over to
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  Speaker 1: this place, like just go there and relax your face.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, but according to the industry estimates, more
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  Speaker 2: than a million people annually seek to smooth out their
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  Speaker 2: wrinkles by injecting goo into their faces. Why and the
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  Speaker 2: UK is one of the more popular places for this
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  Speaker 2: to happen.
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  Speaker 6: Wrinkles are the best.
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  Speaker 1: Man, It's like silly putty on your face, like you
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  Speaker 1: can do fun stuff with it. Man, Dude, I found like,
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  Speaker 1: got like twelve crows feet when I squint my eyes
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  Speaker 1: when I smile, it's like so many.
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  Speaker 6: It's cool. I got elasticity running out.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: I'm running out dry rubber band.
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  Speaker 6: Man snapping sounds every time I move.
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  Speaker 2: All right, let's move on to our final story. Thief
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  Speaker 2: caught with seven hundred and fifty ffty thousand dollars in
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  Speaker 2: stolen jewelry, swallows it and immediately regrets several life choices.
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  Speaker 3: I can imagine.
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  Speaker 6: Oh my god, ow ow.
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  Speaker 4: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So this man has been charged with robbing a Tiffany
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  Speaker 2: and Co. Jewelry store in Florida. He got access to
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  Speaker 2: the expensive rings and earrings by posing as an agent
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: of a player for the NBA. Oh. There was a
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: tussle during the robbery, but in the end he escaped
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: with two pairs of earrings that are worth more than
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars. However, he was caught
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: at a traffic stop later that night and in the car.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: The cops found the price tags for the earrings, but
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: not the jewels themselves. They did notice that the guy
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: swallowed something just as he was being arrested. He then
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: audibly muttered that he should have thrown the things out
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: the window instead.
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: Yes, oh yes, that's gonna scrape on the way out.
• 19:01
  Speaker 6: A diamond too, it's gonna cut everything. It's not smooth
• 19:05
  Speaker 6: at any point.
• 19:07
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: I mean, he's literally carrying the evidence with him, and
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: it's gonna be hard to talk his way out of
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: it after the police inspect.
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: It's gold, so it's not fair.
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: So it's not fair.
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: So they can't use a magnet to get it out.
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: You either have to they have to get through your
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: throat or let it pass.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: Those little like long clamper things used because you can't
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: like bend over.
• 19:33
  Speaker 8: They would put it would put a tube down into
• 19:36
  Speaker 8: your stomach and get it.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, it's if you could force yourself to
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: throw up, but still that would I mean you already
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: like you already shredded, like your esophagus.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: At that point, but if you go up it can
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: make it even worse. You always just try to pass
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: it the other way.
• 19:58
  Speaker 6: It's just easier.
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: It's it's a little bit different. It is supposed to
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: go down up.
• 20:03
  Speaker 6: It'll it'll really fuck it all up.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: Okay, never to mind, then don't do it? Do you
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: think to be fair? I don't plan on swallowing jewelry anyway.
• 20:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you won't get cocks. You're smarter than it.
• 20:15
  Speaker 10: Duh.
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: You just shut up your ass.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: Wait a minute, hold it stop. You're still going to
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: wind up passing it, aren't you.
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: I mean.
• 20:30
  Speaker 9: Maybe five?
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: Like it's put up there a diamond again.
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: You know, a pearl necklace is kind of beady, so
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: you know, clean it out and scrape on the way out.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: That's a good call.
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: I like it.
• 20:45
  Speaker 11: It'll be a nice little, uh, nice little opportunity, all right.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: So that's our three news stories. So I am going
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: to let our guests and his partner go first. So
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: Bill Aggie, discuss amongst yourselves which one of these stories
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: would I like, which one would I share, and which
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: one would I block on social media? Again. Those stories
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: are number one, passenger on flight flips out after seeing
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: Satan's disciple, Story two, comedy club pans audience members with
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: botox injections, and finally, story three, thief caught with seven
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: hundred and fifty thousand dollars in stolen jewelry swallows it.
• 21:18
  Speaker 8: This is hard because it's it's the like or share
• 21:21
  Speaker 8: that I don't know because I'm stuck between story three
• 21:25
  Speaker 8: and story two.
• 21:25
  Speaker 6: For the like and share.
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, same here. It's honestly, I think it's the share
• 21:31
  Speaker 5: because it's such an angler file of the British comedy
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: and you know it connects in there with Catherine Ryan
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: and Jimmy Carr two right, exactly.
• 21:40
  Speaker 8: So you're thinking share comedy club, you like the thief, kidding,
• 21:47
  Speaker 8: and then block the probably the poor mentally disturbed.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah couple, all right, So you've decided you're gonna go
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: block the Satan's disciple on the flight, Uh, share the
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: comedy club and like the thief with the stolen jewelry.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah I believe so yeah, yeah, I think so yeah, Okay, Uh, Stevie,
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: what do you think.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: They had almost the exact same thing as I did?
• 22:15
  Speaker 6: And gotta be kidding me?
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: So I'm gonna also block the unfortunate I'm assuming it's
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: mentally affected person on the flight.
• 22:27
  Speaker 6: Uh, but I'm gonna have to switch to the other two.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna at the You liked the comedy club and
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: you shared the thief because thieving's bad and you got
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: what you deserved, don't thieve?
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: Okay, well, I can reveal that STEEVEE got it exactly
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: right despite being all on his own. Yes, So this
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: was tough, because this was tough because what I really
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: wanted to do was block both the flight flipout and
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: the comedy club. I wanted to block them both. The
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: only one that I liked the idiot thiefs following the jewelry.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: It made me laugh, It genuinely made me laugh. But
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: the comedy club thing is just weird. I mean, the
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: expression test thing is kind of funny thinking you have
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: to go to a placen't it.
• 23:15
  Speaker 8: I mean, I get that because it's due to a
• 23:18
  Speaker 8: weird trend, whereas the thief thing is literally.
• 23:23
  Speaker 11: Someone who made such a fucking mistake.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because I couldn't block more than one. I blocked
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: the flight. I liked the comedy club because ma, but
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: I shared the thief because that was funny, right. We
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: needed to hear that, which means STEVIEE wins that particular
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: game and is earned one point, but it's not even
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: remotely over. Game two is gonna be were two points
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: and we're gonna play that game right after this. Hey man,
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: welcome back. We're going to talk about you got some
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: comments and some things to go over where. Let's look
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: at our first comment. Heck you seev if you got
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: it lined up for me?
• 24:12
  Speaker 6: I sure do.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: This is from show number two fifty eight, crunch this
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: with Crunchy. We had that fuint episode there with him.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, well we did the three for all.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was so fun.
• 24:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that was awesome. I love going head to head
• 24:23
  Speaker 6: to head.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Right, and our comment on this one is from Bill
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: himself here on just Correlate, I did the mortal comment
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: yell in my truck at the top light while everyone
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: was struggling for the answer.
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: Literally just.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: So that's fantastic. Yeah, I heard we got another one
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: on show number two fifty seven CJ still doesn't Win, which,
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: ironically CJ one spoiler. I mean it's two episodes.
• 25:03
  Speaker 11: Two episodes.
• 25:03
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I get your shit together for real?
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: Can you scroll down to the quote.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm so sorry, I guess that would be helpful.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: Hey, it's from William Manis again, where he says congratulation.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: C J.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: It's like you're the only one who engages with us.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: I don't blame anybody else either, though, for that busy lies.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: We keep reaching out and it just gets weirder. You
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: want to take this one?
• 25:30
  Speaker 11: Sure?
• 25:31
  Speaker 8: This is from the show number two fifty three Bad
• 25:33
  Speaker 8: News soundtracks and a New Rule, none of which I remember.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: And look who it's from.
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: I love.
• 25:45
  Speaker 8: Longtime writer, first time first time caller Phil Love the
• 25:52
  Speaker 8: pop culture fight Club question for the top video game soundtrack.
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: I also couldn't pick just one.
• 25:56
  Speaker 11: It was a three way time between Command and Conquer.
• 25:59
  Speaker 6: That's a good one.
• 25:59
  Speaker 8: Yeah, Doom the whole series, Cororlans trilogy.
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's really good music.
• 26:06
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: What is that fucking song on Commanding Conquer from Red Alert?
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that one is so March.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's something March. I can't remember what it's called,
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: but it's it's so it's so implacable and unstoppable.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, recognize and it's so good.
• 26:25
  Speaker 8: It's so even people have never played Command and Conquer
• 26:27
  Speaker 8: recognizes that music.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: We have a new Patreon subscriber we do. That's amazing,
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: and it's it's it's a friend of the show. It's
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: a Jeffrey s from.
• 26:39
  Speaker 6: The suggested articles.
• 26:42
  Speaker 11: Yeah, we did see this ship.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: I got it right for the first time ever, and
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: I've been on a show. I'm gonna be on the
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: show again.
• 26:52
  Speaker 6: The title.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: But thank you Jeffrey. We will be adding you to
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: the list of our our Patreons subscribers at the end
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: of the show. And that is it for our comments
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: and our patreons. But there's one more thing that is
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: mysteriously just held here in an envelope that Stevie won't
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: tell me what it is.
• 27:12
  Speaker 6: I don't know. It's from somebody can open.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: Somebody apparently sent us a gift. It says keep your
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: gift to surprise. Yeah, thank you Aaron, Augy and Stevie
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: for being guests on our show. You were welcome back anytime.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: We love you, Aaron, Gina and Kristen from an Lula
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: and I awesome. That is super nice And oh my god,
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: are you kidding?
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: Came?
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: It came with a bag?
• 27:39
  Speaker 6: Two bags in the box.
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: I just read what it is supposed to be according
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: to them gift. See it appears to be a bag
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: of freeze dried cheesecake.
• 27:54
  Speaker 6: What are you serious.
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: Those girls are knocking it out of the park.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: Yes, they're They're incredible on their show and you'll get
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: it is It is so much fun to be a
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: part of their show. I've done it four times now
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: and it's it's a blast every time. Not to mention,
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: I get to watch an episode of the Golden Girls,
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: which I just like.
• 28:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we did episodes with them and it was amazing.
• 28:27
  Speaker 6: I can't wait.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: That's fantastic.
• 28:29
  Speaker 6: That's so cool. Thank you ladies so much.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: We will definitely come back on and you got to
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: come back here and play some games.
• 28:35
  Speaker 6: Hell yeah, hell is here.
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: I hope you enjoyed that cardboard sm.
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: Well all right, shall we get back to our regular episode? Yes,
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: okay Oi hit it. Hey Stevie, you want to hop
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: in the back of my van here, I got some
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: candy for you. I don't know.
• 28:52
  Speaker 6: My parents always told me to stay away from strange orges.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: That's oddly specific. Well, you know, I gotta I gotta
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: beg a dog as and Iguana is in the back
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: here if you want to play with them for a while.
• 29:02
  Speaker 6: I don't know, I'm a little haptophobic.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: What the fuck?
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: You know, I've got the odd pods. Media Network on
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: speaker now works every time. Hey man, we're back and
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: it's time for game two. Game two is gonna be
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: just correlates. Oh sweet, a new addition to the bfy
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: tw stable of games. I'm gonna give each team three
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: sets of four clues, each, the goal being to figure
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: out what connects these four seemingly random things. It's worth
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: five points if they guess it on the first clue,
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: three points on the second, two on the third, and
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: one point if they need all four clues, and the
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: team of the most points after all six sets wins
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: and earns two episode points. Now CEBEU won the last game.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: So Bill and Aggie, I'm gonna give you guys the choice.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: Do you want to go first or second?
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: What are you thinking here? Fairly new game, so I'm
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: not quite.
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: You know, get let Stevie go first.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: Let him be the good idea.
• 30:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I love experimenting.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: You go into the law.
• 30:22
  Speaker 6: Okay, I'll point it things fair enough?
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: All right, Stevie, You're going first. So you're gonna pick
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: from the the wall of six possible options. And just
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: like before, they are keyboard keys. So would you like
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: control alt, delete, insert home or end.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: Okay, I do two of them, you don't take the
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: one I want for a second, insert first.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: You'd like insert yes, Okay, do you get ready to
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: press the just correlate timer? Sound?
• 30:55
  Speaker 6: Oh shit?
• 30:56
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: Got it? Okay, okay, god, okay. So your time starts
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: after I read the first clue.
• 31:02
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, and I passed.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: If I don't know it, just say next when you
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: want the next clue.
• 31:07
  Speaker 6: Don't fast as I give up.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, don't say fast. When you're ready to guess, shout
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: your own name. That'll be like you buzzing ink, and
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: then tell me what you think the connection is between
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: those four. If you're right, you'll learn the amount of
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: points that you guessed. If you're wrong, or if you
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: run out of time, I'm gonna throw it over to
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: the other team who can steal for one point, and
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: I'll give them all the clues.
• 31:26
  Speaker 6: Okay, So just be aware of that.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: Your time starts after I read your first clue for
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: five points, Sadness next for three points, Mystique next for
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: two points, Stitch next for one point, Doctor Manhattan, Steve
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: Stevie buzzes In.
• 32:06
  Speaker 6: I have to Are these all.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: Superheroes in the franchise?
• 32:15
  Speaker 6: No, I'm afraid not because I had no idea.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: That's incorrect. So I'm going to throw it over to
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: to Bill and Aggie. You can talk it over quickly,
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: do you think you know?
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Okay, because blue characters.
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: They are blue characters exactly right. Colors sadness from I
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: Believe inside out mystique obviously from X Men, poor color,
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: Stitch from Leelo and Stitch and Doctor Manhattan.
• 32:40
  Speaker 6: They're all blue messed up.
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: That's a great catch. When they gotten the first one,
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: I was like, the second stitch like by Disney.
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I was going with to first. It's
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: all Disney. And then you said Doctor Manhattan.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: I'm like, wait, well done, well done, Bill, and you
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: claim the first point. I know it's your turn to
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: choose a keyboard key. Would you like control all, delete,
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: home or end?
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: When? What do you think end?
• 33:14
  Speaker 11: We could? We could do end.
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: But I'm pretty sure that was the second one. Steve,
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: you can take it. You always got it.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: He just wants to insert into it.
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: You guys can finish it.
• 33:26
  Speaker 6: I'll do the insert, you do the end.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: You could insert into an alt.
• 33:30
  Speaker 6: Could all right? So I got options?
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, So a Villa, and you guys will take
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: end once once again. Uh, the time will start after
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: I read your first clue for five points, The Untouchables
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: next time for three points. Dread D R E D D.
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: Are they movies about crime?
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: But I only Bill Bill's wrung in Bill, what do
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: you think.
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: Movies about crime fighting? Crime fighters?
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: Hmmm?
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: You know what?
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: That is not the answer I was looking for. But
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: I think I think inadvertently he's found a connection that
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: I didn't didn't think of. Was there the remaining clues
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: where it's the Untouchables, Dread, Batman, and die Hard? But
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: he said crime fighters. He didn't say police. If he
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: said police, I'd say no. But they are technically all
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: crime fighters. I think you've got you found a loophole
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: here what I was Can anyone guess what I was
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: actually looking for? Which is something more specifically judges? I
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: like judges.
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: I almost want to say vigilantes, But no, no, I
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: was going deeper than that.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: These are movies where the villain dies by falling. I
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: should have said the Untouchables. Nitty gets thrown off the roof,
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: she gets she gets injected with the time slowing drug
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: and then tossed in slow motion down the like uh
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: that man the Joker falls to his death from the
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: top of the cathedral and Diehard Hans Gruber goes out
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: like a bitch. Yeah, yeah, all right, So I am
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: reluctantly going to give you the points, but in future
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: I'm going to expect like an actual specific answer always
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: add all right, Stevie, So because I've been leaning to them,
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: if you find an alternate that.
• 36:07
  Speaker 6: I will be lenient to you, but only once O
• 36:09
  Speaker 6: only ones.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: So, Stevie, your remaining choices are control alt, delete and
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: home alt.
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: It is.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: Your time starts when I finished first clue for five points.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: Sheriff will teasel next for three points. Logan Roy, I'm
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: fucked next for two points. Dante Hicks.
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: I have two.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: Answers, and I want to say them both because one's funny.
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: Steve, I don't give a fuck.
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: Oh, he buzzes in for two points.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: They're not even supposed to be there today.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: I mean I haven't I haven't seen the entirety, so
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: I can't exactly say. But there's definitely one clue that
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: doesn't apply to so that's incorrect. I'm going to bounce
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: it over to Bill and Augie for a possible steal.
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: So I'm gonna give you the remaining clues and then
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: you can try and steal. So it's Sheriff Will Teasel,
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: Logan Roy, Dante Hicks, and Walter White. You can you
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: can discuss very quickly. I'm only a couple of seconds,
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: but I'm gonna need an answer.
• 37:24
  Speaker 5: I really only know the last two. I don't know
• 37:27
  Speaker 5: the first two.
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: Are they all teachers?
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: No, Dante Hicks is.
• 37:33
  Speaker 5: Strictly works at the convenience store or the.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: Right give me something?
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: Oh shit, Oh, Augie, they all went bald in their
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: old age.
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: I'm sure that's true, but since that could apply to everybody,
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to allow it.
• 37:55
  Speaker 6: That's a good one.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: So Sheriff Will Teasel is from First Blood movie No Yeah,
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: and he's played by Brian Denahey. Logan Roy is from
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: Succession and he's played by Brian Cox. Dante Hicks is
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: from Clerks and he's played by Brian O'Halleran, and Walter
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: White is from Bringing Bad and played by Brian Cranston.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: These are all played by Brian All. They're all played
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: by Brian Good.
• 38:25
  Speaker 6: Connection damn.
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: Okay, so has extensive knowledge three categories down. There are
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: three categories left, Dylan, Augie, it is your turn to choose.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: Would you like control, delete or home? We could do
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: delete that works, you want to go with delete? Okay?
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: Once again, your time starts when I finished the first
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: clue for five points, Friday the thirteenth in nineteen eighty six.
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: I don't think that's enough context for me to work copy.
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, No for three points, Final Fantasy in nineteen ninety four.
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: Next for two points, Harry Potter in two thousand and five.
• 39:28
  Speaker 12: Bill Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill's buzzes in if I could
• 39:34
  Speaker 12: talk Bill buzz for two points, Bill, What do you.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: Think it is?
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: The release dates of the movies?
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: No, it's more specific than that. I'm gonna throw it
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: over to Stevie. After giving the fourth clue Grand Theft Auto.
• 39:50
  Speaker 6: By the end of this year, Did I have to
• 39:54
  Speaker 6: see Steveson?
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: No, just give me the guests.
• 39:57
  Speaker 6: Is it the highest grossing of their categories?
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: No, I'm afraid not. But AUGI looks like you might
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: know he's got it now.
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: The iteration of each one, dial it back one, it's
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: the six it's the sixth.
• 40:10
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: For some reason I thought it was final.
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: These are when each of these series released their sixth entry.
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: So Friday the Thirteenth, Part six came out in nineteen
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: eighty six. Final Fantasy six came out in nineteen eighty four,
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince came out in
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: two thousand and five, and Grand Theft Auto six is
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: due out at the end of this year.
• 40:29
  Speaker 6: Well, he said the numbers own.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: That's why I left the numbers out. That's what you're
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: supposed to guess.
• 40:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I was close.
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: I played a game here, all right, So we're gonna
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: swing it back to Stevie for the last choice of
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: the round. God, would you like control or home?
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: I want to go home.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: You want to go home? Okay in that case for
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: five points. Spice Road, Oh, next for three points of defeat,
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: next for two points, Fantasy Star four, the end of
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: the next for one point, the eleventh Steve Steve buzzes in.
• 41:22
  Speaker 6: The guest is the.
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: Thing missing?
• 41:27
  Speaker 6: They all accomplice, they all need.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: No, they are not all missing guests, although I really
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: would like to see guest of defeat. Bill and Aggie.
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: You've heard all four clues. You now have a chance
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: to steal.
• 41:45
  Speaker 5: I have no idea what any of those are?
• 41:47
  Speaker 8: The word comes up, I think, and I'm trying to
• 41:54
  Speaker 8: figure out how that correlates all together, because what were.
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: They all puzzle I'll need a guess, give me something.
• 42:00
  Speaker 8: Uh, they're all uh they're all puzzle games.
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: No, they're not all puzzle games.
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: Uh.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: Fantasy Star four in particular, as an RPG, you were
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: actually on track with the hour thing because it's the
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: eleventh hour century Spice Road Day of Defeat, Final Fantasy
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: for the end of the millennium. These are games with
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: measures of time removed from their title.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: So if you'd like to come on our show and
• 42:30
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• 42:35
  Speaker 2: Bill and Augie, that just leaves you with control.
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: So I hope you feel like control.
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: Well you never do. You're you're stuck with control.
• 42:45
  Speaker 13: Uh.
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: So for five points, chrono spelled c R O N O.
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: Okay, need a little bit more context.
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, next are three points.
• 43:04
  Speaker 8: Oh god, I'm trying to think of the name of it,
• 43:12
  Speaker 8: but I can't think of next.
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: For two points, Mega Man Ogie Oggy buzzes in.
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: For two points, they're all capcom characters.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: Two of them definitely are not. Okay, So I'm gonna
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: throw it over to Stevie. They've had Chrono, Mega Man.
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: The final clue would have been Link.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: I know all these names, Uh, I don't know. They're
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: all games only, like, I don't know what's wrong one sequel.
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: Link. This whole game is about thinking outside the box.
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: What do all these characters have in common? They're all
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: video game characters who are left handed. I did not
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: know that all of them are left handed.
• 44:07
  Speaker 6: I didn't know any.
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: Mega Man always fires his buster from his left hand.
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: Link holds his sword in his left hand, same for
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: Krono and Holy No Way. Yeah that's awesome.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah lefties, let's take them all over. We got the
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: best ones in our team.
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: So that's the end of just correlate. And at the
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: end of our game, the Bill and Aggie have four
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: points and Stevie has none, which means Bill and Aggie
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: have won and gain two episode points.
• 44:34
  Speaker 9: Teeth.
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: Well, uh so Bill and Oggie have two points to
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: Stevie's one, So that means the game is going to
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: be decided by game three. Game three is worth three points,
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: and it's coming up right after this.
• 44:59
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• 45:01
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• 45:04
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• 45:07
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• 45:10
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• 45:12
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• 45:14
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• 45:41
  Speaker 2: Hey man, welcome back. It's time for Game three. Game
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: three is gonna decide it? We're gonna play. The cost
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: is correct?
• 45:48
  Speaker 11: Yes, yeah, bitch.
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: I've got three items that recently went up for auction.
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: To win the listing, our teams have to bid as
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: close as they can to the final auction price without
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: going over. First team to win two listings wins the
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: game and earns three episode points. So if you've heard
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: these episodes before, you know that with two teams or
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: two players, I typically do the sort of a final
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: bids bidding. You keep going back and forth, upping your
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: bids again and again until someone either gets close enough
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: that I feel the next bid could go over, or
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: someone does go over, at which point I will immediately
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: say final bids, and then each player or in this case,
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: each team, will be able to decide whether they would
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: like to up their bid or stay where they are.
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: The player or team that bids closest to the final
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: actual auction price of these items will win that listing.
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: And again, as I said, the first team to win
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: two listings win the game and earn three episode points,
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: which is enough to put either team over the top. So, Steve,
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: you lost last game, so I'm going to give you
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: the first bid on this item. And because it is
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: a fan episode, it seemed only appropriate and I hope
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: you enjoy this. Our first up for bids is this
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: lovely industrial ceiling fan A ceiling fan. This one point
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: five kilowatt, twenty foot wide, metal bladed fan has eight blades,
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: a span of two hundred and thirty six inches, and
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: has a maximum coverage of six thousand, four hundred and
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: fifty eight square feet. And this listing, this listing can
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: be yours if the cost is correct.
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: I'm not sponsored by Home Depots, and I'm trying.
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: It to Stevie first, Stevie, what is your opening?
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: My god, oh my god. We get more than one
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: bit on this one or no? Yeah, okay, good, three
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars.
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: Three thousand dollars. I will call for final bids.
• 47:45
  Speaker 11: Hell thing right now?
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think thousand dollars.
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: It's over too easily.
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right, what do you think?
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: Well, brand new would be over too if this is used.
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: Listen, if you haven't placed a bid yet, I will
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: say you have to place a bid, but what that
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: bid is is up to you. Yeah, what do you think?
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: And I'll also add that Stevie cannot go below three thousand.
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm thinking somewhere between one thousand and fifteen hundred.
• 48:21
  Speaker 5: What do you think that sounds about?
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, fifteen hundred.
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: We'll go on the high end there, fifteen hundred. Now, Stevie,
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: this is a dumb question, but I have to give
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: you the option. Would you like to up your bid?
• 48:30
  Speaker 6: It was really smart to you to ask me that,
• 48:32
  Speaker 6: and no I would not.
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: Okay, very welcome. I have to offer you the chance
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: because I give them the choice, So I have to
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: give you the choice.
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: So i'd be like two thousand and one.
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: The actual uh yeah, yeah, I watch Steve still win,
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: which is possible. The actual final auction price of this
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: item two thousand, six hundred and ninety nine dollars. Stevie
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: was just over by three hundred and one.
• 48:55
  Speaker 9: Sorry, would pay that.
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: That is the number one. Bill and Aggie, congratulations, you
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: are now one listing away from winning.
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: The game nice and you are gonna get already, you are.
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: Going to get first bids on this item. Ready to
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: go first?
• 49:13
  Speaker 8: Our game over, bitch sucked up somewhere, gentlemen.
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: Our second item up forbids is this collectible comic book.
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: This copy of the Amazing Spider Man Issue one twenty
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: nine is not meant and not graded, just kept in
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: a simple plastic sleeve, sticky baby, but the issue is
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: notable for being the first appearance of the Punisher. And
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: this listing goes to the one of you who bids
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: closest to the final auction price without going over. Bill
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: and Aggie, it is your turn to go first.
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: I think we're starting in the hundreds of time.
• 49:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, seventy five something along those lines. It's not with
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: it not being graded and not being just sleeved.
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll start at one fifty.
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: That's all. Yeah, that's unsafe, so good, Okay, one fifty, Stevie, Well,
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: you didn't.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: Say final bit, So that's yeah, I'm gonna say, don't
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: do it. One eighty five.
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: Eighty five Bill and Aggie. Really, wow, must have been
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: higher than one eighty five.
• 50:28
  Speaker 8: Uh.
• 50:33
  Speaker 5: I can't see it going too high.
• 50:34
  Speaker 8: But you can always do one hundred above what we
• 50:36
  Speaker 8: already six thousand dollars?
• 50:39
  Speaker 6: Who said that?
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: I'm barely yeah, yeah, two fifty yeah, two fifty.
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: Stevie, Wow, three fifty three fifty Bill and Ogg what's
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: jump it up to?
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: Five? Yeah?
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: Five hundred Stevie, Oh shoot, six hundred, six hundred, Bill
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: and Aggie.
• 50:58
  Speaker 6: Seven seven, nine hundred dollars, nine hundred Bill in aug
• 51:03
  Speaker 6: Are you serious?
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 51:04
  Speaker 6: So this is in the thousands.
• 51:05
  Speaker 8: I figured it would be in the hundreds, considering oh
• 51:08
  Speaker 8: package and all that. Eleven hundred, eleven hundred sounds good.
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: Eleven hundred Stevie, thirteen hundred, thirteen hundred, Bill and Aggie.
• 51:18
  Speaker 5: Wow, fifteen hundred, I guess what do you think?
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: Fifteen hundred Stevie, nineteen hundred, nineteen hundred billan.
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: Aggi, oh god, twenty one, I think.
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, twenty one hundred Stevie, twenty five hundred, twenty five hundred,
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: Bill and Aggie. Oh shit, oh shit, holy shit.
• 51:38
  Speaker 10: Uh.
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: Twenty five ninety nine, Save Bid twenty five ninety nine.
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: It is Stevie God.
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: Thirty four hundred.
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: Thirty four hundred dollars Bill and Aggie, what the hell?
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: Oh seriously, I'm looking for this fucking comic leader.
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: Rapes, I mean, Punisher is big right now because of
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: the Deer Devil.
• 52:05
  Speaker 6: But I guess still that's a collector.
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: Thirty six.
• 52:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's good. Thirty six hundred, thirty.
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: Six hundred Stevie four thousand dollars four thousand, Bill in
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: Augie fucking with us?
• 52:21
  Speaker 6: Are you serious? Damn the fuck?
• 52:25
  Speaker 11: Okay?
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: Uh rich Fox forty four.
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's forty four hundred dollars five thousand, five thousand,
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: Villain Aggie.
• 52:36
  Speaker 5: Five thousand, five hundred.
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: Fifty five hundred, six thousand, Villa.
• 52:41
  Speaker 4: Ugy Holy six thousand, two hundred.
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: Six thousand, two hundred Steevie sixty sixty nine hundred, Bill
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: and Agie.
• 52:56
  Speaker 13: Damn seventy three, Yeah, three seventy three hundred steviee seventy
• 53:01
  Speaker 13: nine seventy nine hundred, Bill and Aggie, Fuck, this is nuts.
• 53:08
  Speaker 5: Eighty eight thousand, seven hundred.
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: Eight thousand, seven hundred Stevie, nine thousand dollars nine thousand,
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: Bill in Aggie.
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: Ninety five?
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: Dude, did stan Lee jerk off on this or something?
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: I mean those pages.
• 53:25
  Speaker 9: We're sticky ye shadowing.
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: Ninety five hundred, I think yeah, ninety five hundred Stevie,
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: ninety nine hundred, ninety nine hundred, Bill and Aggie.
• 53:39
  Speaker 5: Ten thousand, two hundred, ten thousand, two hundred.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: Stevie, eleven thousand dollars.
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: Eleven thousand, Bill in Agie, what uh? Twelve thousand, twelve thousand, Stevie.
• 53:54
  Speaker 9: Fourteen thousand dollars fourteen thousand.
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: Bill and Aggie, idiot this.
• 54:03
  Speaker 8: I don't want to go too high, but maybe we
• 54:05
  Speaker 8: should jump ahead a little bit and say seventeen thousand.
• 54:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I was thinking, the same thing seventeen.
• 54:12
  Speaker 9: Thousand, Steve, nineteen thousand, nineteen.
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: Thousand, Bill in Aggie, twenty one thousand, twenty one thousand, Stevie.
• 54:18
  Speaker 6: Who are you not fucking what?
• 54:25
  Speaker 11: I don't know.
• 54:27
  Speaker 4: What?
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: Twenty four thousand, four thousand, nine or ninety nine Bill
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: and Augie twenty eight thousand, twenty eight thousand dollars Stevie.
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: I know we haven't seen each other in a while,
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: and I'm trying to know you're trying to get as
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: much time with this as possible.
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: But this is real, right, this is real.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: Thirty two thousand.
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: Dollars, thirty two thousand dollars, Bill and Augie thirty six, Yeah,
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: thirty six thousand, stevenirty nine thirty nine thousand, Bill in
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: Augie five, forty five thousand dollars, Steve.
• 55:00
  Speaker 4: What the fuck?
• 55:02
  Speaker 14: Forty nine thousand, forty nine thousand dollars Bill and Augie
• 55:06
  Speaker 14: fifty three three fifty three thousand dollars Stevie, fifty nine thousand,
• 55:13
  Speaker 14: fifty nine thousand dollars Bill and Aggie.
• 55:18
  Speaker 4: Sixty nine thousand, Yeah, there, sixty.
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: Nine thousand, Stevie.
• 55:23
  Speaker 8: Ool.
• 55:26
  Speaker 11: I don't understand, genuinely, like this is shocking concern.
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: It's not ment right.
• 55:31
  Speaker 9: Oh, I'm sorry, I hit the dust wrong place.
• 55:33
  Speaker 6: It was seventy five dollars, Oh, seventy five cents.
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 55:39
  Speaker 9: Eighty thousand, eighty thousand dollars.
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: No, not even.
• 55:48
  Speaker 11: The fucking tell way.
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: Bill and Agy come, Bill the.
• 55:53
  Speaker 4: Fuck all right?
• 55:54
  Speaker 10: Uh?
• 55:56
  Speaker 5: One hundred and twenty five thousand.
• 55:58
  Speaker 11: One hundred and twenty five one.
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: Hundred and twenty five thousand dollars final bids.
• 56:05
  Speaker 6: Oh fuck, um fuck you.
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: You are currently on eighty thousand. Do you want to
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: up that bid?
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: Kind of do?
• 56:17
  Speaker 12: No?
• 56:17
  Speaker 6: No, I'll stay eight thousand.
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: You're staying at eight thousand. So I have to give
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: Bill and Aggie the choice, do you want to up
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: your bid or do you want to stick it one
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: hundred and twenty five pounds and we stay here?
• 56:26
  Speaker 6: Right?
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's I mean even that was there's there's almost
• 56:31
  Speaker 4: there's almost no reason to up it.
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: So the actual final auction price of this one lone
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: comic that is not even graded, just in a little
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: plastic sleeve and sold by a comic book store in
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: the middle of bump fuck nowhere is ninety nine thousand,
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: nine hundred and ninety nine dollars.
• 56:51
  Speaker 6: What the fuck?
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: And Stevie wins the listing.
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: I wish I did so I could sell it online
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: for ninety ninety eight dollars.
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: I have shit, What the fuck?
• 57:03
  Speaker 6: I mean, there's no sense to me none.
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: I don't get it.
• 57:08
  Speaker 6: I don't get it.
• 57:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, who cashed in their child's college fund for that?
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: Seriously?
• 57:14
  Speaker 6: In the retirement and their grocery.
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: Money was it.
• 57:20
  Speaker 4: Had to been mint, and they immediately went and got
• 57:23
  Speaker 4: it graded and sold it for three times as much.
• 57:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: Probably, I mean, yeah, the book looked to be in
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: very good condition. I didn't I obviously didn't inspect it,
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: but I saw the pictures and it didn't. It didn't
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: look bad.
• 57:36
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean if it had like pres on there
• 57:38
  Speaker 8: and shit, that was definitely so.
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: You know, it's it didn't say anything about any signatures.
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: It's just just the book, which is unbelievable. But this
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: should be fun. Our final item my forbids, and ceviee
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: you will start the bidding.
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  Speaker 6: On this one.
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: Is an even more rare comic book. This vintage nineteen
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  Speaker 2: forty United United Common number one Fritzy Ritz is not
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  Speaker 2: mint and not great. It comes in a simple plastic sleeve,
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: shows some discoloration due to age and a few small terrors,
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: but is otherwise an excellent condition for its age. And
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: this listening can be yours if the cost is correct,
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: and just so we don't take forever. I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: start the bidding at one hundred thousand dollars.
• 58:22
  Speaker 6: Fuck, holy crap, it's on me.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: It's on used one hundred and twenty five thousand dollars
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  Speaker 1: twenty five, Bill and Augie.
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: Go up twenty five.
• 58:33
  Speaker 5: I just think of forty but yeah.
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  Speaker 2: One hundred and forty thousand dollars Stevie. One ninety one hundred,
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: ninety thousand dollars Bill.
• 58:41
  Speaker 6: In Augush, God, jump it do it?
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  Speaker 2: Two fifty Yeah, two hundred and fifty thousand dollars ye,
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  Speaker 2: Stevie Wow. Three fifty, three hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: Bill and Augus million. Okay, cool, uh.
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  Speaker 11: My god?
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  Speaker 2: Four hundred yeah, four hundred thousand dollars Stevie. Four nine
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  Speaker 2: nine nine, four nine nine nine nine nine Yeah, four
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  Speaker 2: hundred and ninety nine thousand, nine ninety nine dollars Bill
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  Speaker 2: and Augie Wow.
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  Speaker 6: Half a million.
• 59:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's probably six hundred, six hundred.
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: Six hundred thou six hundred thousand dollars. I will call
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: for final bit.
• 59:28
  Speaker 8: Okay, it was probably like five nine nine bolt shop.
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  Speaker 2: So Stevie, your current bit is four hundred and ninety
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: nine thousand, nine or ninety nine dollars.
• 59:37
  Speaker 6: Would you like to up that big one dollar?
• 59:39
  Speaker 4: Please?
• 59:40
  Speaker 6: Six hundred thousand, oh no, one oh, yours up going
• 59:44
  Speaker 6: up to five thousand?
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: Okay, you're going up to five hundred thousand dollars in stick?
• 59:48
  Speaker 6: Okay?
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: Uh, Bill and Augie, you have six hundred thousand dollars?
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: Are you gonna stick?
• 59:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 8: I mean.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. In that case, we have a winner. Whoever won
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: this listing has won the entire game and the entire episode.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: This comic final auction price seven hundred and thirty eight,
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: seven hundred and fifty dollars, which means Bill and Oggie
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: have one the entire episode five points to one.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: Damn He's comics are insane, man, I gotta go through that.
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  Speaker 8: I mean, I think over half a million, I don't
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 8: a million, I don't.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what it is about that particular. I
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: have to assume that company either went over went under,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: or became DC maybe or got subsumed into one of
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: the other companies. I don't know. I'd never heard of
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: United Comics, but but it was nineteen forty, so it
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: was pretty damn old. It was still in color. It
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  Speaker 2: might have been the first comic in color for.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 11: All I know, you know it was.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: I have no idea how the all that stuff works,
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: but yeah, when I saw how much it went for,
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: I was like, damn, my god, bring the same. Well,
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: congratulations Billy, your first episode on the show and you
• 1:01:06
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• 1:01:08
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• 1:01:13
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  Speaker 2: It was a crazy It was crazy because of correction.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, I can't believe that comic man like that, because
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  Speaker 7: I've seen the price of that comic as a thing
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 7: is it's never been that hot, right, Yeah, I was.
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  Speaker 2: Gonna, I was gonna do.
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  Speaker 3: I have to assume it's like a story behind it.
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  Speaker 2: That's I have to assume it's like an honey laundering thing, honestly,
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: because he takes such a big cut of that