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When the Arizona MONSOON helps your long distance relationship · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: You know that storm last night. I got that alert
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  Speaker 1: on my phone and it's still on my phone.
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  Speaker 2: Was critical, didn't it?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? But does it not?
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  Speaker 3: Just dismiss it? Yeah? Where how You just swipe it?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, swipe it to the left.
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  Speaker 1: What it's gone?
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  Speaker 3: Now? Hey technology, you guys weather alert.
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  Speaker 1: If you're like us and you have that alert and
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  Speaker 1: will come off your phone, swipe to the left and
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  Speaker 1: it's gone to the left, to the left. Dylan is
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  Speaker 1: in here because she had a different take. We had
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  Speaker 1: this deal with the storm last night, and we have
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  Speaker 1: different versions of the story of the storm. But her
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  Speaker 1: story is a little relatable because I had something with
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  Speaker 1: the airport. Is I think I saw this morning the
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  Speaker 1: airport was shut down or something?
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  Speaker 4: Uh huh.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So Max, my long distance boyfriend, has been here for
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  Speaker 4: the weekend, and he was supposed to fly out back
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  Speaker 4: to San Francisco last night, and so I dropped him
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  Speaker 4: off at the airport and it wasn't looking good. He
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  Speaker 4: was already delayed an hour by the time I dropped
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  Speaker 4: him off, and so we decided, Okay, he'll just stay there.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna come back and if it gets canceled, he'll
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  Speaker 4: just super back to my house. But already I was
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  Speaker 4: driving home and I could barely see the road, like
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  Speaker 4: it was so bad.
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  Speaker 1: So I was like, one of the things the alert
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  Speaker 1: says is don't drive.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so I was like, there's no way he's going
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  Speaker 4: up in the sky. Mind you were driving there and
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  Speaker 4: I'm seeing lightning, crash all of those guys.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, I want you to go.
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  Speaker 3: The same time, I was like.
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  Speaker 4: You're going up there in the middle tube, Like, no,
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  Speaker 4: you're not. So I was kind of hoping it would
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  Speaker 4: get canceled and then yeah, like right when I got home.
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  Speaker 4: It was kind of a back and forth of like
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  Speaker 4: it literally got delayed until midnight to where he wouldn't
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  Speaker 4: get in until two am. Mind you, he starts work
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  Speaker 4: at six am, so that would not have been good.
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  Speaker 4: But yeah, it ended up he was able to rebook
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  Speaker 4: for free, so he rebooked for five PM, so we
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  Speaker 4: get one extra.
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  Speaker 3: Oh that's nice. You can have yourself a nice date lunch.
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  Speaker 2: So nice.
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  Speaker 4: It's like the long distance couple like dream. It's like
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  Speaker 4: what you wish would happen that one of your flights
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  Speaker 4: gets canceled and it actually happens.
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  Speaker 3: Especially since it's you and you're still at home.
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  Speaker 1: So you took him to the airport. I took him to there,
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  Speaker 1: went home, yeah, fully, and then you picked him back up.
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  Speaker 1: At what time he ubered back?
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  Speaker 3: I was like, I can't drive.
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  Speaker 4: So he got back to your house at the time
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  Speaker 4: at like I want to see, like nine thirty.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. So yeah, and when he's at your house, could
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  Speaker 1: you live at home with your parents? Does he sleep
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  Speaker 1: in your room? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: He was.
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  Speaker 4: He's allowed to. That's never been allowed before, but for him,
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  Speaker 4: my parents allow it. Yeah, he's actually asleep when.
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  Speaker 1: He says they been allowed before. Was that a situation before,
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  Speaker 1: like you'd have guys come over?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I've never had a boy spend the
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  Speaker 4: night before. My parents are pretty traditional, so but they
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  Speaker 4: would always sleep in the guest room.
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  Speaker 1: If there was I would tell you. I as a parent,
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  Speaker 1: thought that I would never let that happen. But it's happened.
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  Speaker 1: There's a girl in my son's room right now.
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  Speaker 3: You really, I know.
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  Speaker 5: I think Camp's girlfriend came to stay with you for
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  Speaker 5: the summer. I was like, so are they just they're
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  Speaker 5: just sleeping together like, which never a discussion.
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  Speaker 1: Just because they lived in Hawaii and they slept together
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  Speaker 1: there all the time, so it's like, how can you
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  Speaker 1: come here and then be like no, you know what.
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  Speaker 4: I told my parents because the first few times he visited,
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  Speaker 4: he was in the guest room and I was like,
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  Speaker 4: I was like, come on, we were just at school,
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  Speaker 4: and like my parents got married like a year after
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  Speaker 4: they graduated, so I'm like, I know y'all were doing
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  Speaker 4: the same thing.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, for sure.
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  Speaker 1: At one point my son and his girlfriend though, they
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  Speaker 1: like in a Bible study. They each they read the
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  Speaker 1: Bible every night. They're like the Bibles by their bed.
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  Speaker 1: They do all something thinking do they do.
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  Speaker 3: They That's what I will tell you too.
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  Speaker 1: I see them doing it.
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  Speaker 2: Because you read the Bible doesn't mean that.
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  Speaker 4: You know, school kids are the most crazy.
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  Speaker 1: I still think my sister doesn't have sex and she's
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  Speaker 1: got two kids, so I somehow we talked about TV earlier.
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  Speaker 1: But one thing we forgot, which is the biggest thing
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  Speaker 1: in the world, is the World Cup soccer. Yeah. Today,
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  Speaker 1: it's it's today, there's a there's a game today, and
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  Speaker 1: then there's a game in a couple days. Right, I
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  Speaker 1: think there's only four teams left, right, and the championship
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  Speaker 1: is Sunday and that's where the biggest thing in the
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  Speaker 1: world would be justin bieber Us. That's here's what I
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  Speaker 1: understand about that that's gonna be the halftime show. However,
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  Speaker 1: it works in soccer and it's all those artists in
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  Speaker 1: eleven minutes. That's eleven minutes, and the super Bowl we
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  Speaker 1: have more than that.
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  Speaker 3: It's like thirty minutes.
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  Speaker 1: The super bowlty minutes. The only one song like We
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  Speaker 1: Are the World. Like they're gonna do one song.
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  Speaker 3: Remember when it.
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  Speaker 2: Was like who was It? It was like fifty cent
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  Speaker 2: and they had Eminem and they had who.
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  Speaker 3: Was Snoop Dog?
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  Speaker 1: They had all those people.
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  Speaker 3: They're gonna be able to do it those people and
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  Speaker 3: they had thirty minutes.
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  Speaker 2: They don't know halftime is it's probably right around eleven
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  Speaker 2: twelve minutes. Yeah, for the halftime show.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so if the halftime show is eleven twelve minutes
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  Speaker 1: in the super Bowl, which I think is longer than
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  Speaker 1: it is, they still got to set it up and
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  Speaker 1: do it all. So how are they gonna set it
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  Speaker 1: up and do it? So maybe the performance then will
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  Speaker 1: be format they.
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  Speaker 5: Get twelve to fifteen minutes. Yeah, the performance, Well, halftime show.
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  Speaker 3: No, really, that's what was longer than that?
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  Speaker 5: No, may just seen the last time break stretches twenty
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  Speaker 5: to thirty minutes, but the actual on stage set is
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  Speaker 5: twelve to fifteen.
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  Speaker 1: Well, to think about the the World Cup is tonight
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  Speaker 1: and it's the I'm just kind of bombed. I was
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  Speaker 1: a big fan of the Norway guy.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, he is literally dominating my feed right now. I
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  Speaker 5: don't know how, Like I am not into soccer. I
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  Speaker 5: was like, all for the USA getting far. I was
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  Speaker 5: really proud of him.
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  Speaker 1: That was great.
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  Speaker 5: And afterwards kind of like fell off and then all
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  Speaker 5: of a sudden, slowly but surely Earling Holland is all
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  Speaker 5: that's in my feet because that's hair.
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  Speaker 2: People are freaking out of those hair.
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  Speaker 5: He's just like this remarkable guy that like and you want,
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  Speaker 5: I think is so cool. On the Norway team, there's
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  Speaker 5: three guys whose dad's played in the World Cup team
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  Speaker 5: in nineteen ninety six, the same three guys, three's dads.
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  Speaker 1: Like, how does that happen?
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  Speaker 2: That's insane? That Norway in England game? What was it
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  Speaker 2: last week when Nory got booted out and they made
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  Speaker 2: that goal and they took it away. Me and my
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  Speaker 2: memy were watching it and we're literally screaming at the TV.
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  Speaker 2: I've never been invested into soccer.
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  Speaker 3: I know, it's my life. It's like, yeah, it's going
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  Speaker 3: to be bigger now than ever, doesn't it any say,
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  Speaker 3: like sixty five America million people watched it, feel like it's.
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  Speaker 5: Been big everywhere else.
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  Speaker 2: But because we have games in the States, I think
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  Speaker 2: we feel a little bit more.
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  Speaker 1: It was a big it's it's we have more people
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  Speaker 1: living in America.
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  Speaker 5: Hasn't been invested as much.
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  Speaker 1: Right, No, that's true. But that's becoming bigger, just like everything,
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  Speaker 1: Just like the Super Bowl. Everything's getting bigger, bigger, bigger
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  Speaker 1: every year. But I'll tell you about the Norway guy.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a big fan of his, and he's a psycho eater.
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  Speaker 1: Exercise like he fixed thousand couns flew in all his
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  Speaker 1: food because only because of all the chemicals and crap hair.
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  Speaker 1: So he did all that and then I saw his
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  Speaker 1: Have you seen his house? His house is freaking awesome.
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  Speaker 1: You know, he's the highest paid athlete under twenty five
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  Speaker 1: in the world. He gets eighty million a year.
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  Speaker 3: And that's just from soccer, not not that doesn't include endorsement.
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  Speaker 2: I know. And now that he's such this lovable character.
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  Speaker 3: He's going to be even more rich. I know, the Brandy.
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  Speaker 5: He's about to have way more coming his way.
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 5: I watched this video of him as a kid, and
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  Speaker 5: there was like a scout that watched him and literally
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  Speaker 5: said like, he's not destined for anything.
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  Speaker 1: Right I saw that.
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  Speaker 5: Oh he proved them wrong.
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  Speaker 1: So you know, the best soccer playing in the world,
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  Speaker 1: they say, is that Lionel Messi. Yeah, and we all
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  Speaker 1: know I've heard his name. He's massive. In fact, he's playing,
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  Speaker 1: he's for Argentina, playing whatever. I saw this thing that
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  Speaker 1: said that Lionel Messi, who's hit all these incredible milestones
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  Speaker 1: like the Lebron James of soccer. This Norway kid has
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  Speaker 1: hit those milestones before him. He's way ahead of Lionel Messi.
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  Speaker 3: He just all he doesn't score. Did I tell you
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  Speaker 3: that the US soccer team was at the hotel? I
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  Speaker 3: was staying at two, which was okay, So I go
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  Speaker 3: down to the gym to do my tai chi walking.
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  Speaker 3: Of course, as you know, God, I'm sure Travis Kelsey
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  Speaker 3: didn't want to bother you.
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  Speaker 1: There's just a normal guy doing walking over there.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, what I call the good enough for today workout,
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  Speaker 3: which is if you're in a hotel on vacation, that's
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  Speaker 3: what you should be doing. So as I walk into
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  Speaker 3: the hotel, all I see is merch for USA soccer.
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  Speaker 3: I mean shirts, robes like little little do rags everywhere,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm like, do they not sell any just regular
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  Speaker 3: clothes here? It's I thought, maybe it's the hype because
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  Speaker 3: of soccer. They had some guns in La and it's
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  Speaker 3: in La, so I see these two guys get on
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  Speaker 3: the treadmills and they crank the ramps all the way
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  Speaker 3: up and they are running their asses off, and I'm like, dudes,
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  Speaker 3: you guys need to go have a waffle. This is
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  Speaker 3: this is a Marriott. You shouldn't be working out this hard.
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  Speaker 3: And then I found out that the team was staying
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  Speaker 3: at that hotel. Those were two of the soccer players
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  Speaker 3: and they just lost everything, but they're still working their
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  Speaker 3: butts off.
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  Speaker 1: Sure now they got to go back to work. Are
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  Speaker 1: in unusually insane shape. Well, Kyle, you're talking about your
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  Speaker 1: algorithm being the Norway guy. It's funny because it's so
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  Speaker 1: interesting how algorithm rhythms go for certain people. My wife
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  Speaker 1: over last week concerned is hacked about what's going on?
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  Speaker 1: And I ran and Iraq and whatever and the bomb
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  Speaker 1: or bombing them, and they, oh, my god, Trump's gonna
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  Speaker 1: do this. Then I'm like, huh, chase all over my feet.
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  Speaker 1: I go, I'm seeing one thing about that. I got
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  Speaker 1: wold cup soccer, I got biohacking stuff and feet. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know anything about it. What's going on with the
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  Speaker 1: IRA's not one thing. The problem is if you pause
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  Speaker 1: for more than a second or two on one of
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  Speaker 1: those videos and then you get thousands of other way
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  Speaker 1: so at some point you must have found something interesting
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  Speaker 1: with the Norway guy and maybe spent more than half
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  Speaker 1: a second on it, and then they sent it's funny
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  Speaker 1: and it cut and it was wild about it is
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  Speaker 1: it comes immediate. It's like the next post is like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: and it's so brilliant how they've done that. Because if
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  Speaker 1: you look at a clip of the office, just a
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  Speaker 1: random clip of the office, Oh, that's a cute scene.
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  Speaker 1: I remember that next clip. More office, yep, more office.
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  Speaker 3: Wait.
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  Speaker 1: I only wanted to see that one clip with Office.
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  Speaker 1: I don't need to see everything about the office just.
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  Speaker 5: Because I watched it one time. Although I don't mind.
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  Speaker 5: I do find the stories about Earling Holland like very lovable.
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  Speaker 1: I do too. We got a four pack of diamondback
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• 9:45
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  Speaker 1: hundred and three followers on my YouTube channel. Oh go
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  Speaker 1: has hundreds, he said, hundreds of trees in his backyard.
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