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- 0:57Speaker 1: Heather MacDonald.
- 0:58Speaker 2: Yeah!
- 1:02Speaker 1: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I have your favorite
- 1:06Speaker 1: girl back. A lot of people are requesting because it's.
- 1:08Speaker 3: Been a little minute. It has been a minute.
- 1:10Speaker 1: Sarah Colonna, welcome back to Juicy Scoop. Thanks for doing
- 1:14Speaker 1: your hair. You look great.
- 1:15Speaker 3: Oh, thanks, girl.
- 1:16Speaker 6: And I, you know, I actually did realize I was
- 1:18Speaker 6: having a good hair day when I left the house.
- 1:20Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:20Speaker 3: Not a better day to have a good hair day
- 1:21Speaker 3: than when I'm on Juicy Scoop. I mean, you'll notice.
- 1:24Speaker 3: Curls are.
- 1:26Speaker 1: In Shaq.
- 1:26Speaker 3: On fleek.
- 1:27Speaker 1: The part isn't a good place. It's not too puff.
- 1:31Speaker 3: Sometimes it gets pretty puffy.
- 1:33Speaker 1: It's really, really good.
- 1:34Speaker 3: The color is good.
- 1:35Speaker 1: Congrats.
- 1:37Speaker 3: This is a nice welcome back.
- 1:39Speaker 1: Sarah Colonna, you're an author, you're a comedian, you're an actress, stand-up,
- 1:45Speaker 1: sketch performer, talking head, podcaster. But you're obviously best known
- 1:51Speaker 1: for being a football wife.
- 1:53Speaker 3: Right.
- 1:53Speaker 1: A professional footballer.
- 1:55Speaker 3: Football wife. You locked it down. Wags, they call us.
- 1:58Speaker 3: Wives and girlfriends. Wags.
- 2:01Speaker 1: And your husband, John, is actually coming to the end
- 2:05Speaker 1: of his career.
- 2:06Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 2:07Speaker 1: Professional career.
- 2:08Speaker 3: Yes.
- 2:09Speaker 1: And so I'm glad to ask you questions about the
- 2:13Speaker 1: second most famous football, Hollywood wife, football player husband, which
- 2:18Speaker 1: is Giselle.
- 2:19Speaker 3: Yep. And Tom Brady. Yes.
- 2:22Speaker 1: Now, you've been following this.
- 2:23Speaker 3: Yes.
- 2:25Speaker 1: As best I can. And the latest, I just, we
- 2:27Speaker 1: looked it up seven hours ago. Giselle told Tom Brady
- 2:30Speaker 1: she might be gone for good amid drama. She's doing
- 2:34Speaker 1: it for her family. She basically said she's giving according
- 2:37Speaker 1: to like a friend or who knows what.
- 2:39Speaker 3: Right.
- 2:39Speaker 1: Because we've heard they're talking to attorneys. I'm like, but
- 2:42Speaker 1: nobody's filed yet.
- 2:44Speaker 3: I know.
- 2:44Speaker 6: I feel like they don't comment about it at all.
- 2:47Speaker 6: But then it's, I mean, she's not at the games,
- 2:50Speaker 6: which is a big sign.
- 2:51Speaker 3: Yeah. You know, she's always there rooting him on. Or
- 2:55Speaker 3: did she never really like going?
- 2:57Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 2:58Speaker 3: I think– I mean, she was always there. I feel
- 3:01Speaker 3: like she probably likes going.
- 3:02Speaker 6: I tried to tweet her during the Super Bowl when
- 3:04Speaker 6: they played the Seahawks. My husband was in the Super
- 3:07Speaker 6: Bowl and they played the Patriots. And I kept tweeting
- 3:09Speaker 6: her to see if she wanted to go to lunch.
- 3:11Speaker 1: Didn't hear back.
- 3:12Speaker 3: It was weird.
- 3:13Speaker 1: Well– So you were like, even though our men are
- 3:16Speaker 1: going up against each other, would you like to get
- 3:18Speaker 1: a cocktail?
- 3:19Speaker 3: Yeah, let's just have some common ground. Totally. We're both
- 3:21Speaker 3: football wives.
- 3:22Speaker 1: We can be friends. Yeah.
- 3:23Speaker 3: What a bitch. I know.
- 3:25Speaker 6: I think she probably just missed those tweets or something.
- 3:28Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 3:29Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 3:30Speaker 3: Totally.
- 3:30Speaker 1: Because, I mean, I think she would totally be like,
- 3:32Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I'm sure she's a real fun time.
- 3:35Speaker 1: But I just want to say, I.
- 3:37Speaker 3: So, okay.
- 3:39Speaker 4: Now.
- 3:41Speaker 3: Catch Me Up.
- 3:41Speaker 1: So they were married.
- 3:43Speaker 3: Yes.
- 3:43Speaker 1: And then he retired from the Boston team.
- 3:46Speaker 3: What's that one called? That was Patriots.
- 3:48Speaker 6: Well, no, he went from Boston to... Tampa Bay. He
- 3:51Speaker 6: didn't retire.
- 3:52Speaker 3: Oh, he didn't? No, he retired after he was playing
- 3:55Speaker 3: in Tampa.
- 3:56Speaker 1: Is that when he got so drunk on the floaties,
- 3:58Speaker 1: on the float or on the boat?
- 4:00Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
- 4:00Speaker 1: And then he's like, I'm retired. And then he goes, no,
- 4:03Speaker 1: I'm not retired.
- 4:04Speaker 6: Well, yeah, basically, I think the biggest problem is probably,
- 4:07Speaker 6: this is all just guesses.
- 4:09Speaker 3: Yeah, as a football wife, too. As a football wife.
- 4:12Speaker 6: I was very well knowledgeable about this stuff. He said
- 4:16Speaker 6: that he was retiring to spend time with his family.
- 4:19Speaker 6: And then he spent two weeks with his family and
- 4:21Speaker 6: then he unretired. And I feel like that probably made
- 4:26Speaker 6: everyone feel like, oh, oh shit.
- 4:28Speaker 3: Thank you.
- 4:29Speaker 6: Glad, glad you had such a good time at home,
- 4:31Speaker 6: you know, during these two, two weeks, maybe it was
- 4:35Speaker 6: a month, but it wasn't long. He unretired after saying
- 4:38Speaker 6: he wanted to spend time with his family. Now as
- 4:41Speaker 6: a football wife, with a husband who's probably retiring.
- 4:45Speaker 3: Well, I don't know if he's announced it yet, but anyway. Oh, sorry. No,
- 4:48Speaker 3: it's not.
- 4:49Speaker 6: He'll retire as a Seahawk, and it'll be probably in
- 4:52Speaker 6: the offseason. Anyway, I can understand the up and down
- 5:00Speaker 6: of wanting.
- 5:00Speaker 1: To retire, not wanting to retire for a football player.
- 5:03Speaker 1: He's accomplished a lot in his life, Tom Brady.
- 5:05Speaker 3: It's his life. He wants to do it. I get it.
- 5:08Speaker 6: But if, you know, You never have Christmases, Thanksgivings, all
- 5:13Speaker 6: those things because he's been playing for so long. And
- 5:16Speaker 6: he finally says, I can't wait to do all these
- 5:17Speaker 6: things with you. And then he gets the opportunity. And
- 5:19Speaker 6: then he's like, fuck it.
- 5:21Speaker 3: I hated that.
- 5:22Speaker 6: I hated two weeks at home with you guys. It
- 5:24Speaker 6: would probably bug me too. So I could see kind
- 5:27Speaker 6: of both ends of it. But also I did read
- 5:30Speaker 6: an article in September where she was talking about, you know,
- 5:34Speaker 6: it's kind of my turn now to go back to
- 5:37Speaker 6: working again as much as I can, meaning going Obviously,
- 5:41Speaker 6: she's a successful woman on her own.
- 5:43Speaker 3: Right.
- 5:43Speaker 1: She's a model, but I'm sure she could head up
- 5:45Speaker 1: fashion lines or whatever.
- 5:47Speaker 6: I think she said there was like a lot of
- 5:48Speaker 6: stuff she wanted to do. And I think she thought
- 5:51Speaker 6: when he retired, that meant that she.
- 5:52Speaker 3: Could kind of. Have the limelight again.
- 5:54Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 5:54Speaker 6: Or do, you know, and the kids could have a
- 5:56Speaker 6: dad at home while she did more things. Something like that.
- 5:59Speaker 6: This is my guess. And then he was like, nope,
- 6:01Speaker 6: still playing football.
- 6:03Speaker 3: And now they're.
- 6:04Speaker 1: Now, let me ask as a football wife, like if
- 6:07Speaker 1: all of a sudden he calls up. The guy from
- 6:10Speaker 1: Tampa and is like, all right, yeah, I'm not going
- 6:15Speaker 1: to be there whatever on Sunday. I'm leaving again. Is
- 6:19Speaker 1: he able to even do that at this point? Like
- 6:21Speaker 1: doesn't he kind of have to finish this season? Yeah,
- 6:22Speaker 1: he has to finish the season. I mean, I guess
- 6:25Speaker 1: he doesn't have to, but I don't think I've ever
- 6:27Speaker 1: heard of anyone just– I guess people have maybe– someone
- 6:30Speaker 1: did retire in the middle of the season once actually.
- 6:32Speaker 3: But no, I don't think Tom.
- 6:33Speaker 1: Brady would ever– Do you think if he finishes the
- 6:34Speaker 1: season and then officially retires, retires, do you think this
- 6:37Speaker 1: couple can be saved?
- 6:38Speaker 3: I think they can be saved if he....
- 6:42Speaker 6: Yeah, I think they can be saved. I mean, they're
- 6:44Speaker 6: a nice couple. She was always very supportive of him
- 6:47Speaker 6: and him of her. She was at all the games.
- 6:49Speaker 3: She was always... The kids, everything.
- 6:52Speaker 1: Would run up on the field.
- 6:53Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah. I think my prediction is they'll not divorce...
- 6:59Speaker 6: This is just my prediction, and I'm making it up
- 7:01Speaker 6: as I go. I'm not as good as you at predictions.
- 7:05Speaker 1: Well, my thing was that I think that she was, like,
- 7:09Speaker 1: really being serious and hardball and stuff to make him realize, like,
- 7:14Speaker 1: this is it.
- 7:15Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 7:15Speaker 1: Like, even if she may even file, and I still
- 7:18Speaker 1: think there could be hope that they could get back together.
- 7:20Speaker 6: I feel like if he gets through the season, finishes,
- 7:25Speaker 6: then just goes, like, okay, fine, look, I'm done.
- 7:27Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 7:28Speaker 6: But the problem is they're not having a very good
- 7:30Speaker 6: season right now, at least. And that could always change.
- 7:34Speaker 6: But so now I'm like, is he going to be,
- 7:36Speaker 6: is he going to go, well, I don't want to
- 7:37Speaker 6: go out on bad season.
- 7:38Speaker 3: So I have to play another year. And she's probably
- 7:40Speaker 3: worrying about that too.
- 7:41Speaker 6: Cause some, you know, somebody like him with that competitive spirit,
- 7:43Speaker 6: he might do that.
- 7:44Speaker 1: What about this?
- 7:45Speaker 3: Okay.
- 7:46Speaker 1: Maybe you don't want to hear this. He does retire.
- 7:49Speaker 4: Okay.
- 7:50Speaker 1: It's official. It's completely done.
- 7:52Speaker 3: Okay.
- 7:53Speaker 1: And they have a great spring and summer. And then
- 7:57Speaker 1: he starts getting real squirrely.
- 7:59Speaker 3: Yep.
- 7:59Speaker 1: Because he's not doing what he's done every whatever, whenever
- 8:02Speaker 1: they go back, summertime practice or whatever. And now he's
- 8:07Speaker 1: just like a mopey guy in his mid to late
- 8:11Speaker 1: 40s or whatever he is, who's just like a dick.
- 8:14Speaker 1: He's just a dick. He's just mean dad dick. Why?
- 8:18Speaker 3: Around the house.
- 8:18Speaker 1: I don't care that the house is, you know, a
- 8:20Speaker 1: $ 25 billion house.
- 8:22Speaker 3: A dick is a dick. Right.
- 8:24Speaker 1: And... As a football wife, have you heard that possibly happening?
- 8:28Speaker 3: Yes, absolutely. They get bored.
- 8:31Speaker 6: They don't have anything going on. Now, this is luckily
- 8:34Speaker 6: not my husband. He has a whole bunch of business
- 8:36Speaker 6: ventures and things that he's involved in. And Tom Brady
- 8:39Speaker 6: did sign a big deal to be an announcer when
- 8:42Speaker 6: he retires, too. Somewhere, either Fox or ESPN, I'm obviously
- 8:47Speaker 6: not quite remembering. But he signed something really big, like
- 8:50Speaker 6: a big contract ahead of time when he's not even–
- 8:53Speaker 6: So he'll have that to do, not that that's going
- 8:56Speaker 6: to– Yeah, hopefully.
- 8:57Speaker 1: Well, let's hope they can make it. If only they
- 9:00Speaker 1: were a little more attractive.
- 9:02Speaker 6: It would be funny, though, if he does retire and
- 9:04Speaker 6: then finally– and then he is home for six months
- 9:07Speaker 6: and she's like, please go back to fucking football.
- 9:10Speaker 3: If she's the one that's like, forget it. You were right. Yeah. Like,
- 9:13Speaker 3: this is annoying. Yeah. Okay.
- 9:17Speaker 1: Did you hear this thing about Katy Perry's weird eye
- 9:20Speaker 1: and people think she's a robot?
- 9:21Speaker 3: No. So she's doing her show in Vegas. I think
- 9:27Speaker 3: this was.
- 9:28Speaker 1: Just like the other day, this past weekend, I guess
- 9:31Speaker 1: maybe on Sunday or something. And it is, I just
- 9:35Speaker 1: have a still of it here on the YouTube, but
- 9:37Speaker 1: I saw it and it is, it is like a
- 9:40Speaker 1: weird robot kind of horror movie kind of thing where
- 9:44Speaker 1: she's like standing there and obviously the fans got it
- 9:47Speaker 1: and her eye just shuts like this. And then it's like,
- 9:51Speaker 1: she's like, And she had to open it. And then
- 9:56Speaker 1: it shuts again. And then she opens it again. And
- 9:59Speaker 1: then it sticks.
- 10:03Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 10:05Speaker 1: There's been a lot of conspiracy theories that she is
- 10:08Speaker 1: Jean Benet. Have you ever heard that one? People think
- 10:12Speaker 1: that Jean Benet was switched at birth with Katie. I
- 10:15Speaker 1: don't know. That she is the real Jean Benet. That
- 10:18Speaker 1: Jean Benet was switched with someone else's body. And then
- 10:21Speaker 1: they made her to be, a lot of people think,
- 10:24Speaker 1: you know, weird stuff about her. That she kicked the
- 10:28Speaker 1: nuns out of the house that she wanted, like in
- 10:30Speaker 1: Los Feliz.
- 10:30Speaker 3: Right.
- 10:32Speaker 1: That, you know, she was a super Christian girl, but
- 10:34Speaker 1: then she did this song about I kissed a girl.
- 10:37Speaker 1: So there's a lot of conspiracy theories about her. That
- 10:40Speaker 1: are really pretty ridiculous, right? Right. But this one, okay,
- 10:44Speaker 1: so now people think.
- 10:45Speaker 3: Has she said anything about it yet? She has not.
- 10:47Speaker 1: So people are like, did she like suffer a weird
- 10:50Speaker 1: little stroke?
- 10:51Speaker 3: Right.
- 10:52Speaker 1: Did she have like a, you know, I, look, I've
- 10:54Speaker 1: had like a twitching eye like this. I can do
- 10:56Speaker 1: it only my right. Right. I can twitch. Like it's like,
- 10:58Speaker 1: I've had that or I've had sometimes that like flutter
- 11:01Speaker 1: and then you're like, I think I need a banana.
- 11:02Speaker 1: It only has happened like a couple of times. So,
- 11:05Speaker 1: or they said, no, it was the glue of her
- 11:08Speaker 1: mascara stuck. No way would that happen, that it'd be
- 11:11Speaker 1: that stuck.
- 11:12Speaker 3: Not that stuck, I don't think.
- 11:13Speaker 1: No, no.
- 11:13Speaker 3: Because I was thinking eyelashes first, but that looks pretty.
- 11:16Speaker 1: And then they're like, what if she got those magnetic
- 11:18Speaker 1: lashes and did the magnetic at the bottom? I don't
- 11:21Speaker 1: believe that a professional makeup artist would do magnetic... Magnetic
- 11:25Speaker 1: lashes are what people do that can't do their own lashes.
- 11:29Speaker 4: Okay.
- 11:29Speaker 3: And it's kind of.
- 11:29Speaker 1: I don't even know if anybody really does them anymore.
- 11:32Speaker 4: So.
- 11:34Speaker 3: I think it was... Your lashes look really good, by
- 11:36Speaker 3: the way. No problem. I don't know what it was.
- 11:39Speaker 1: Or they're like, is she even a hologram? Like, I
- 11:41Speaker 1: don't even know what this means.
- 11:43Speaker 3: It looks like... I mean, it definitely looks like she's
- 11:44Speaker 3: malfunctioning in some way. Like, oh, they actually put that
- 11:47Speaker 3: on here. But it... I mean, this one is.
- 11:51Speaker 6: Now I'm going to be reading conspiracy theories.
- 11:54Speaker 3: And I might believe them because... I don't think I've
- 11:57Speaker 3: ever seen anything. Like you said, I've had a little
- 11:59Speaker 3: bit of a like, oh, or something. Yeah, like a twitch.
- 12:01Speaker 6: But she had to go open it herself manually.
- 12:03Speaker 1: Twice.
- 12:05Speaker 3: Twice.
- 12:05Speaker 1: She like couldn't get up and shut, stayed shut, and
- 12:08Speaker 1: opened it again.
- 12:09Speaker 3: Well, what, like maybe a mini stroke? I mean, which
- 12:13Speaker 3: is not funny, obviously.
- 12:14Speaker 1: Well, she continued with the show.
- 12:16Speaker 3: Right, so that wouldn't be it. Her batteries are still working.
- 12:18Speaker 3: I don't know. No, yeah, I feel like I obviously
- 12:21Speaker 3: have no medical knowledge, so that's probably.
- 12:24Speaker 1: I like to give advice to stars all the time,
- 12:25Speaker 1: and someone said, God, you really give some good advice.
- 12:27Speaker 1: I had some good advice for Lisa Renna of Real
- 12:29Speaker 1: Housewives the other day. I had some advice for James Corbin,
- 12:35Speaker 1: which we'll get into. My advice for Katie is you've
- 12:38Speaker 1: got to address it.
- 12:39Speaker 3: You've got to look normal.
- 12:41Speaker 1: You've got to do like a video and just be like,
- 12:44Speaker 1: you guys, and just say it as even.
- 12:48Speaker 3: Just whatever it was. I have a weird eye thing.
- 12:49Speaker 1: If you were in bed that night and your robot
- 12:52Speaker 1: was doing the performance and you don't want the world
- 12:54Speaker 1: to know that it was a robot, just do the
- 12:56Speaker 1: eye thing like I did and go, look, this happens sometimes.
- 12:59Speaker 1: I need some more potassium. And also, I felt like
- 13:02Speaker 1: we were using different lashes and it got a little stuck.
- 13:05Speaker 3: Just say it.
- 13:07Speaker 6: Yeah, she does need to address it. It's like a
- 13:10Speaker 6: Twilight Zone. It is like a Twilight Zone.
- 13:13Speaker 1: The doll in the back, she's like, you know, and
- 13:16Speaker 1: then the little doll is like, It's my turn, Katie.
- 13:20Speaker 6: You know, like, the still is really creepy. Yeah, it
- 13:23Speaker 6: is so Twilight Zone-ish. Remember once, this is not the same,
- 13:26Speaker 6: but once when I was on the round table on
- 13:29Speaker 6: Chelsea Lately, and there was something had happened where, like,
- 13:32Speaker 6: an eyelash got in my eye during, on the round table,
- 13:37Speaker 6: and Frangola was next to me, and my eye was just, like, pouring.
- 13:40Speaker 3: Water, and finally Chelsea.
- 13:42Speaker 1: Finally, Chris was like, what the fuck is wrong with
- 13:46Speaker 1: your eye?
- 13:47Speaker 3: And I was like, I don't... I think my eyelash.
- 13:49Speaker 6: Or something, I mean, and our makeup artist, I think
- 13:52Speaker 6: it was horrified, obviously.
- 13:54Speaker 3: But I had to address it right away on the
- 13:56Speaker 3: round table.
- 13:56Speaker 1: Exactly.
- 13:57Speaker 3: As the big.
- 13:58Speaker 1: Star that you are, you had to be like, I'm
- 14:00Speaker 1: not a clone. I'm not JonBenet. You could be JonBenet.
- 14:03Speaker 3: I might be.
- 14:05Speaker 1: Big blonde hair? Yeah, we don't know.
- 14:07Speaker 4: So....
- 14:09Speaker 1: Okay, so James Corden, you know everything that's going on
- 14:11Speaker 1: with him. Yes. He finally took everyone's advice, mine included,
- 14:16Speaker 1: and on Monday night went and addressed it on his show.
- 14:20Speaker 3: What did he say?
- 14:21Speaker 1: He, in a nutshell, he basically said, look, I didn't
- 14:26Speaker 1: say sorry in the beginning until my dad was like,
- 14:28Speaker 1: you really have to say you're sorry because I didn't
- 14:30Speaker 1: think I did anything wrong. I went to the restaurant
- 14:34Speaker 1: back a few years ago and there was a hair
- 14:36Speaker 1: in my plate. And, you know, hey, I said, hey,
- 14:39Speaker 1: there's a hair on the plate. They gave us drinks, whatever. Recently,
- 14:42Speaker 1: I went back and we had a discussion with the
- 14:44Speaker 1: waiter that my wife is severely allergic to certain foods.
- 14:48Speaker 1: The food came three different times and the food was
- 14:52Speaker 1: what she was allergic to. So we all know that
- 14:54Speaker 1: she got this egg yolk omelet, which I thought.
- 14:57Speaker 3: Was so weird.
- 14:58Speaker 1: But I guess what he's saying is that she's allergic
- 15:01Speaker 1: to egg whites. So if there's any egg white In
- 15:05Speaker 1: the omelet. At this point, I'd be like, why don't
- 15:06Speaker 1: you just kill eggs out of your diet?
- 15:08Speaker 3: But whatever.
- 15:09Speaker 1: Then that's what he's saying. So that's why then he goes,
- 15:12Speaker 1: and then I did say something rude. I said I
- 15:15Speaker 1: should go back. By the third time, he goes, I
- 15:17Speaker 1: should just go back in the kitchen and cook it myself. However,
- 15:21Speaker 1: I did not get up. I did not scream. But
- 15:23Speaker 1: did I say a rude comment that was mean to
- 15:25Speaker 1: a waiter? I was a waiter at one time.
- 15:27Speaker 3: Yes.
- 15:28Speaker 1: So I profusely apologized. I love baths.
- 15:31Speaker 3: That's this whole thing.
- 15:32Speaker 1: And that's the story.
- 15:33Speaker 3: But what now? Okay, so, but Balthazar, right? That's the
- 15:37Speaker 3: name of the restaurant.
- 15:38Speaker 1: They said that he apologized, right? Like pretty quickly after
- 15:42Speaker 1: they posted about it. And they said that was fine.
- 15:44Speaker 1: But then since then, so he thought it was fine.
- 15:47Speaker 3: Right.
- 15:47Speaker 1: Since then, though, people, myself included, I talked about it
- 15:52Speaker 1: on my show. Because he didn't say, he didn't do
- 15:53Speaker 1: like a real apology to like, He should have put
- 15:56Speaker 1: something on his show.
- 15:57Speaker 4: Right.
- 15:57Speaker 3: So they just said he apologized to them.
- 15:59Speaker 1: And then people found when he was an asshole six
- 16:02Speaker 1: years ago, there was a Reddit thread.
- 16:04Speaker 3: Right.
- 16:04Speaker 1: There was another one where he was an asshole screaming
- 16:07Speaker 1: at someone, you know, all alleged. But witnesses came out
- 16:10Speaker 1: that saw him be really rude on a plane to
- 16:13Speaker 1: his own wife and child.
- 16:15Speaker 3: Like things.
- 16:16Speaker 1: So there were all these stories that came out. And
- 16:18Speaker 1: then from there, he was like, oh, I guess I
- 16:20Speaker 1: have to really.
- 16:21Speaker 3: Address it.
- 16:22Speaker 1: Address it. But in addressing it, he was like, I
- 16:24Speaker 1: still wasn't that bad. Like, I still, like, the truth
- 16:28Speaker 1: comes wrong three times.
- 16:29Speaker 3: Like, I'm not going to be happy.
- 16:31Speaker 6: But that was the part with the restaurant that confused
- 16:34Speaker 6: me was like, they accepted this apology. But then he
- 16:36Speaker 6: went and was like, no, I didn't really apologize because
- 16:38Speaker 6: I didn't really do anything wrong. So did the restaurant
- 16:40Speaker 6: say like, well, then you're rebanned?
- 16:42Speaker 3: No, he said.
- 16:44Speaker 1: He went and did a New York Times article and
- 16:46Speaker 1: they're like, we're so glad that you're still doing this article.
- 16:48Speaker 3: He's like, why?
- 16:49Speaker 1: I'm totally zen about it. It's like ridiculous.
- 16:50Speaker 3: Who cares? And then people were like, oh, you are
- 16:54Speaker 3: a dick. And then they talked about it all weekend long.
- 16:56Speaker 1: So then finally, by one Monday, he's like, I need
- 16:59Speaker 1: to profusely apologize again. But, you know, like in the
- 17:03Speaker 1: writer's room, he was like, oh, motherfucker, like.
- 17:06Speaker 3: God, shut up.
- 17:08Speaker 1: Like, I've brought so much publicity to Balthazar.
- 17:10Speaker 3: Fine.
- 17:11Speaker 1: Let me profusely apologize. I mean, he should have done
- 17:15Speaker 1: a Jimmy Kimmel and cried.
- 17:16Speaker 3: He should have cried. He should have cried.
- 17:18Speaker 6: And I will say, and I do understand if you're
- 17:22Speaker 6: allergic to something and it comes wrong three times, it
- 17:24Speaker 6: can be frustrating. But you have to remember that the
- 17:26Speaker 6: lady bringing it to your table or the guy bringing
- 17:28Speaker 6: it to your table or whatever, didn't cook it.
- 17:30Speaker 3: Right.
- 17:31Speaker 6: So, not that you should go back in this kitchen
- 17:33Speaker 6: and scream either, but like, It's already just a tough
- 17:36Speaker 6: enough job, probably in New York at a trendy restaurant,
- 17:39Speaker 6: to deal with people and their attitudes. And so maybe
- 17:43Speaker 6: you just have to go, you know what? I'm just
- 17:44Speaker 6: going to do a waffle today. I'm just going to
- 17:46Speaker 6: have a waffle.
- 17:48Speaker 1: You know how certain restaurants– I noticed it first happening
- 17:50Speaker 1: in Mexico a lot. Like every Mexican restaurant, before you
- 17:55Speaker 1: even go past the hostess, she's like, Okay. Table for two.
- 18:00Speaker 3: Any allergies? Yeah. Any allergies?
- 18:03Speaker 1: Any allergies?
- 18:03Speaker 3: And I'm like, I don't know.
- 18:04Speaker 1: If that's like a legal thing that they ask now
- 18:06Speaker 1: so that if you do have like a cardiac arrest,
- 18:08Speaker 1: like you said you didn't have allergies. I feel like
- 18:13Speaker 1: they do it here too in California. But they're starting
- 18:15Speaker 1: to do it more now.
- 18:16Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 18:17Speaker 3: Probably to avoid James Corden screaming at them.
- 18:19Speaker 6: They're probably all– I just realized that waffles probably have
- 18:22Speaker 6: eggs in it too.
- 18:23Speaker 3: So maybe she can't have that either. But– Yeah, I
- 18:27Speaker 3: don't know.
- 18:27Speaker 6: I think that probably people are going into Balthazar now
- 18:30Speaker 6: asking for the James Corden freakout table.
- 18:32Speaker 3: Yeah, and I want the egg yolk omelet.
- 18:35Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I kind of wonder why the guy
- 18:39Speaker 1: wrote about it after like this amount of time.
- 18:42Speaker 6: I know, it kind of came out of nowhere because
- 18:43Speaker 6: it didn't just happen again, right?
- 18:45Speaker 3: He was referring to... No, it did.
- 18:46Speaker 1: It happened October like 11th or something.
- 18:48Speaker 3: Oh, okay. I thought he was talking about more.
- 18:50Speaker 1: And then it must have gotten to him and then
- 18:52Speaker 1: the guy probably just hit him on the wrong day
- 18:54Speaker 1: and he's like, fuck this dick.
- 18:55Speaker 3: But like.
- 18:56Speaker 1: But it does help us– like if it wasn't intentional,
- 18:59Speaker 1: it did help the– because I feel like one of
- 19:02Speaker 1: those places is still happening, but it's one of those
- 19:04Speaker 1: places that's been around for a while.
- 19:06Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 19:06Speaker 1: So it's not like probably the hottest, hottest spot. And
- 19:10Speaker 1: this gave it like a little bit of a resurgence.
- 19:11Speaker 6: And people want to go support it and be extra
- 19:13Speaker 6: nice and be like, I went to Balthazar and I
- 19:15Speaker 6: was super nice to the waitresses.
- 19:16Speaker 3: I went to Balthazar.
- 19:17Speaker 1: I had not only hair. I had a complete half
- 19:21Speaker 1: of a ponytail in my hair– in my spaghetti hair.
- 19:25Speaker 1: And I just pushed it aside.
- 19:27Speaker 3: I ate it.
- 19:28Speaker 1: And I was like, that was so delicious. Somebody left
- 19:31Speaker 1: their ponytail in it, but I'm completely fine with that.
- 19:34Speaker 1: Like not a problem.
- 19:35Speaker 3: And tipped 30%. Yeah.
- 19:36Speaker 1: And my son who's allergic to cashews, he is in
- 19:39Speaker 1: the ER, but we decided to finish our meal and
- 19:42Speaker 1: leave you a tip. Because I do not want anyone
- 19:48Speaker 1: to say I complained.
- 19:49Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 19:50Speaker 6: I mean, it is tough in that situation to be
- 19:53Speaker 6: famous and be wanting to say like, Hey, you got
- 19:56Speaker 6: this wrong three times.
- 19:57Speaker 3: I mean, there is a little bit of that, but
- 19:59Speaker 3: also I kind of feel like he's probably a little
- 20:01Speaker 3: bit of a dick.
- 20:03Speaker 1: You know, just real advice about you, Sarah, when we
- 20:06Speaker 1: go eat and you're not happy. You do complain, but
- 20:11Speaker 1: only to us. Right. You're like, no, it's just like,
- 20:16Speaker 1: you know, like, this is not right. Then the lady
- 20:18Speaker 1: comes over and you're like, hi.
- 20:21Speaker 3: That's true. I just take it out on my friend. Like,
- 20:23Speaker 3: we're suffering.
- 20:24Speaker 1: It's like driving in the car with Peter, like, where
- 20:26Speaker 1: he's just yelling at people on the road the whole time.
- 20:29Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't know what that person's doing.
- 20:30Speaker 1: Like, why am I suffering of this person four cars
- 20:34Speaker 1: ahead of us?
- 20:35Speaker 3: I don't know.
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- 20:39Speaker 6: it's like to be John. He deals with this on
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- 22:51Speaker 4: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
- 22:54Speaker 4: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
- 22:57Speaker 4: have faced tremendous setbacks and yet somehow have found a
- 23:02Speaker 4: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
- 23:04Speaker 3: Life is one long lesson of chaos. I'm heading to
- 23:08Speaker 3: the Emmys and I have police complaints filed against me.
- 23:11Speaker 3: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
- 23:13Speaker 3: what would you do if it was given back?
- 23:15Speaker 4: Where did that need come from where you thought that
- 23:18Speaker 4: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
- 23:21Speaker 3: He said, I have a work dad. I need a
- 23:22Speaker 3: home dad. What happens next?
- 23:24Speaker 1: When I came in, he started crying.
- 23:26Speaker 4: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
- 23:30Speaker 4: those hard moments that they go through. It's about what
- 23:33Speaker 4: happens next.
- 23:34Speaker 3: I decided to risk it all. I realized how valuable
- 23:37Speaker 3: every day was. You're worth the work. Listen, Dara, I'm
- 23:39Speaker 3: not going to pull punches. You can use your voice
- 23:42Speaker 3: even if it's shaped.
- 23:43Speaker 4: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
- 23:46Speaker 4: Only one question matters. What happens next?
- 23:58Speaker 1: The girl that had the beer thrown on her, I guess,
- 24:02Speaker 1: got to do her stand-up, which is great, on Jimmy
- 24:05Speaker 1: Kimmel Live.
- 24:08Speaker 3: And, you know, it's fine.
- 24:09Speaker 1: Did you see it? Yeah, that's what I predicted. I
- 24:12Speaker 1: thought she handled it great. But I did also have
- 24:16Speaker 1: a viral video doing stand-up in which I passed out
- 24:19Speaker 1: and fell on the back of my head. And you
- 24:22Speaker 1: didn't go on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
- 24:24Speaker 3: I have yet to do stand-up on Late Night. Like, really?
- 24:28Speaker 3: You've never done stand-up on late night?
- 24:29Speaker 1: I've done it, like, on, I think there was, like,
- 24:30Speaker 1: a Nick at Night thing I did. But never, like,
- 24:34Speaker 1: an actual, like, Tonight Show, anything like that. No, I
- 24:38Speaker 1: have never, ever been asked. Never done it. And I
- 24:42Speaker 1: was hoping, you know, but then I thought, but then,
- 24:45Speaker 1: you know, they'd been, like, then they would have been, like,
- 24:46Speaker 1: what do you think caused you to fall on your head?
- 24:48Speaker 1: And then that becomes a big controversial situation. So then.
- 24:53Speaker 3: When's your next show?
- 24:56Speaker 1: My neck shows a live Juicy Scoop. So it's like,
- 24:59Speaker 1: I guess in Texas, I guess if you can hire
- 25:03Speaker 1: someone to chuck something at me in Houston.
- 25:05Speaker 6: Well, I have a lot of miles. I can fly myself.
- 25:09Speaker 6: And because I want to make sure you don't get
- 25:10Speaker 6: hurt in the process.
- 25:11Speaker 1: Okay.
- 25:11Speaker 6: I'll put on a good wig so nobody will know
- 25:13Speaker 6: it's me. I'll change my walk.
- 25:15Speaker 3: Right. And I'll walk up and I'll throw a martini
- 25:19Speaker 3: in your face. Fresh, a little classier than a beer. Yeah.
- 25:22Speaker 3: With olives in it, though, and a toothpick. So it's like, oh,
- 25:25Speaker 3: that was dangerous. And also I hate olives.
- 25:27Speaker 1: So it's like an allergic.
- 25:29Speaker 3: But I'm not really allergic.
- 25:30Speaker 1: I just don't like it. But it's like she hated olives.
- 25:32Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.
- 25:33Speaker 6: Allergic to olive juice. There was a toothpick in it.
- 25:36Speaker 6: It was very dangerous. And then just wait for the
- 25:39Speaker 6: calls to come in.
- 25:40Speaker 1: Do you imagine if we did that whole thing, but
- 25:42Speaker 1: then like Annie's phone wasn't working and she didn't record it?
- 25:48Speaker 3: Someone would in the audience. Someone would catch it.
- 25:51Speaker 1: Good. I think.
- 25:51Speaker 3: I think.
- 25:52Speaker 6: The club would have cameras or the theater or whatever
- 25:54Speaker 6: would have cameras. I feel like we've all had, and
- 25:57Speaker 6: this is awful. Nobody should be throwing, I saw the video.
- 26:01Speaker 6: And I'm happy for her. Yeah, I think it's great.
- 26:04Speaker 3: And that they reached out and were like, we want
- 26:07Speaker 3: to have you.
- 26:07Speaker 1: I think she reached out to them, which was smart.
- 26:10Speaker 6: And she handled it well, though. She handled it well
- 26:11Speaker 6: on stage, too. But people are kind of awful in
- 26:17Speaker 6: the audiences sometimes. I mean, I feel like if they
- 26:21Speaker 6: could have If we could have reached out to talk
- 26:24Speaker 6: shows in the past.
- 26:25Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 26:26Speaker 3: On our Chelsea Lately days with rowdy drunk crowds.
- 26:29Speaker 1: Right.
- 26:30Speaker 3: You know?
- 26:30Speaker 6: And I mean, still, there's still rowdy drunk crowds everywhere
- 26:33Speaker 6: you go. But I don't think I had a beer
- 26:35Speaker 6: can thrown at me, but I'm just going to.
- 26:38Speaker 3: What's the worst thing? A knife. No. Not really.
- 26:42Speaker 6: I don't think anyone's ever thrown anything at me. But
- 26:44Speaker 6: I did have a girl stand up and punch a bouncer.
- 26:48Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 26:49Speaker 3: In the middle of my set. Like she was in
- 26:51Speaker 3: the front row. I mean, obviously. Why?
- 26:52Speaker 1: Because they were trying to get her to leave.
- 26:54Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 26:54Speaker 6: Cause she was wasted and she wouldn't stop screaming during
- 26:56Speaker 6: the show. And so, and she, you know, doing the
- 26:59Speaker 6: thing where they think that they're having a one-on-one conversation
- 27:01Speaker 6: with you during the whole show. And it was very disruptive.
- 27:03Speaker 6: It was in Florida at the hard rock casino. And then,
- 27:07Speaker 6: so the bouncer tries to go over and just say like, okay,
- 27:10Speaker 6: you gotta go.
- 27:11Speaker 3: Right. Like this is disruptive. She stands up and punches
- 27:14Speaker 3: him in the face.
- 27:16Speaker 1: Did he get her, like, did she do a good job?
- 27:17Speaker 3: She punched him pretty.
- 27:18Speaker 6: Hard, but then, and then he didn't know what to
- 27:20Speaker 6: do because he didn't, he's this big bouncer guy that
- 27:23Speaker 6: even though he just got punched in the face, he
- 27:24Speaker 6: doesn't want to, you know, manhandle her. So he just,
- 27:28Speaker 6: they like had to get her out of there. So
- 27:29Speaker 6: it became even more of a scene. And I had
- 27:31Speaker 6: five minutes left in my set. I was about to
- 27:34Speaker 6: get off stage and I just had to keep going
- 27:38Speaker 6: after that because I was.
- 27:39Speaker 3: Like, we're not ending on this note.
- 27:41Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 27:42Speaker 3: Yeah. So where's my, did you ever hear from her? No.
- 27:46Speaker 1: The few women that have gotten thrown out of my shows,
- 27:49Speaker 1: asked to leave, whatever, because they were so drunk. I've
- 27:54Speaker 1: gotten some emails of just such apologies, like just horrified.
- 27:59Speaker 3: Or I'm so embarrassed for my friend. We were so excited.
- 28:03Speaker 1: And I'm like, look, I know. You've been breastfeeding for
- 28:07Speaker 1: five years straight for three kids. This was your first
- 28:09Speaker 1: time out. You started drinking at four when you got
- 28:13Speaker 1: your hair blown out. You came to the late show.
- 28:16Speaker 3: It happens. You forgot to eat dinner.
- 28:18Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 28:19Speaker 3: It happens. It does. But it is annoying.
- 28:21Speaker 6: I've only had one apology and it was in Philadelphia
- 28:25Speaker 6: and these girls were just– they were– again, they were
- 28:27Speaker 6: just– they were ruining it for everyone.
- 28:29Speaker 3: Everyone was complaining, asking them to leave.
- 28:31Speaker 6: So finally the club got them out of there and
- 28:33Speaker 6: this woman wrote me this really scathing Facebook message calling
- 28:37Speaker 6: me the C word for getting her thrown out and
- 28:39Speaker 6: all this stuff. But she wrote it at like 2
- 28:42Speaker 6: o'clock in the morning. And then the next.
- 28:45Speaker 3: Day at like noon, I got a very, very apologetic.
- 28:52Speaker 6: I can't believe I even wrote that to you. I
- 28:54Speaker 6: can't believe I was horrible. And obviously I was still
- 28:57Speaker 6: drunk when I wrote the first thing.
- 28:59Speaker 1: I mean, it was, it was a real roller coaster from,
- 29:02Speaker 1: because I woke up, got, you know, both, both messages
- 29:06Speaker 1: basically at the same time.
- 29:07Speaker 3: I went from getting called the C word to like.
- 29:09Speaker 3: Did you write her back?
- 29:11Speaker 4: No.
- 29:12Speaker 1: Imagine if you wrote her back. And you didn't hear
- 29:14Speaker 1: back for 28 days. And she's like, just got out
- 29:17Speaker 1: of rehab. You were the reason I got sober because
- 29:22Speaker 1: that was the rock bottom.
- 29:23Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 29:24Speaker 6: It was almost like getting drunk texts from an ex
- 29:28Speaker 6: or something is what it felt like. So I don't
- 29:31Speaker 6: think I ended up writing her back because I felt
- 29:33Speaker 6: like I had been through enough.
- 29:34Speaker 1: Well, good for her. Yeah.
- 29:36Speaker 3: Okay. I have to follow up on a story I
- 29:39Speaker 3: told on Tuesday. Okay. Okay.
- 29:40Speaker 1: This is a TikTok girl that worked this all out.
- 29:43Speaker 1: I told this story on Tuesday that was going around
- 29:46Speaker 1: in the internet and TikTok that Kylie Jenner's baby daddy boyfriend,
- 29:51Speaker 1: Travis Scott, supposedly there's this girl named Young Sweet Roe.
- 29:56Speaker 1: who has been in and out of his life and
- 29:58Speaker 1: with him for supposedly 10 years.
- 30:01Speaker 3: Okay.
- 30:01Speaker 1: And she came forward and then he was like, what
- 30:04Speaker 1: do you do?
- 30:04Speaker 3: Who is this?
- 30:05Speaker 1: He wrote something like there's people on the internet saying
- 30:07Speaker 1: something that I'm with this girl and it's not true
- 30:09Speaker 1: or something.
- 30:10Speaker 3: And everyone's like, no, it is true.
- 30:11Speaker 1: Look at all these, all this evidence that this girl
- 30:14Speaker 1: has shared throughout the years when he's skiing, she's skiing.
- 30:17Speaker 1: When he's at a casino, she's at the same casino
- 30:19Speaker 1: and all these people that followed it. So this girl
- 30:22Speaker 1: on Tik TOK, um, I just saw it yesterday that
- 30:27Speaker 1: it appears that this girl, Young Sweet Road, did make
- 30:31Speaker 1: it all up.
- 30:33Speaker 3: Oh, really?
- 30:33Speaker 1: She did make it all up. And this one photo
- 30:36Speaker 1: of her with this guy from 2013 that looks from
- 30:39Speaker 1: the side just like Travis Scott, to say I've been
- 30:42Speaker 1: seeing him on and off for almost 10 years, the
- 30:45Speaker 1: sleuths realized, well, in 2013, Travis Scott already had his
- 30:49Speaker 1: neck tattooed. And this guy doesn't. So then they found
- 30:52Speaker 1: this other guy that kind of is in her circle.
- 30:54Speaker 1: And they're like, this is the guy. It was never
- 30:57Speaker 1: Travis Scott. And then how did she get to Kanye's
- 31:00Speaker 1: Sunday services if Travis Scott didn't invite her? And this
- 31:03Speaker 1: guy comes forward and goes, I invited her. And I
- 31:07Speaker 1: was dating, and then I was the one skiing with her,
- 31:09Speaker 1: not Travis Scott.
- 31:11Speaker 6: So would she go to these places that she knew
- 31:13Speaker 6: Travis Scott was there so that she could pretend that
- 31:15Speaker 6: she was?
- 31:16Speaker 1: Well, he was at this one casino, and he posted,
- 31:20Speaker 1: and then she posted where you would see the same
- 31:23Speaker 1: rug and everything at her at a slot machine. So
- 31:25Speaker 1: that's where people are like, oh, my God, she's there
- 31:26Speaker 1: the same weekend he is. The sleuths realized that she
- 31:30Speaker 1: was at that casino, but two years prior. And she
- 31:34Speaker 1: just resurfaced the photo.
- 31:37Speaker 3: I mean, that's psychotic.
- 31:38Speaker 1: And then she would do photos that look like she
- 31:40Speaker 1: took the photo of him, but it was like some
- 31:42Speaker 1: weird editing thing where you take a photo, but you
- 31:44Speaker 1: make it look like you took the photo. I don't
- 31:45Speaker 1: even know. It was crazy. But it appears not to
- 31:49Speaker 1: be true and that Travis Scott was telling the truth
- 31:52Speaker 1: and this chick's a liar.
- 31:55Speaker 3: I mean, that's real.
- 31:56Speaker 6: First of all, it's psychotic, especially if she was, she's
- 31:58Speaker 6: been doing it for 10 years or she was saying
- 31:59Speaker 6: they were together for 10 years or how long has
- 32:01Speaker 6: she been like posting photos?
- 32:02Speaker 1: She was putting out this info in a, like in
- 32:06Speaker 1: a COVID way, not COVID, how do you call it?
- 32:10Speaker 1: Like in a covert way, knowing that these super fans
- 32:17Speaker 1: of Kylie and Travis Scott and everything would probably pick
- 32:21Speaker 1: up on it.
- 32:22Speaker 3: Right. And is she a rapper too?
- 32:25Speaker 1: No, she's just like a pretty girl, model, whatever. And
- 32:31Speaker 1: so anyway, I talked a lot about it because I
- 32:33Speaker 1: thought it was true and I thought So what? So,
- 32:36Speaker 1: you know, they're not in a fully monogamous relationship. Who cares?
- 32:39Speaker 3: She's obviously fine with it. Like, I've talked about it
- 32:41Speaker 3: like that.
- 32:42Speaker 1: Yeah. And they still might not be in a fully
- 32:44Speaker 1: monogamous relationship because Kylie has said that in an interview. But, like,
- 32:48Speaker 1: but I feel it's crazy. The lie is kind of crazy.
- 32:53Speaker 6: Well, and to be able to, like, to do that
- 32:56Speaker 6: much work to try to make people believe it, hoping
- 32:59Speaker 6: that that is psychotic.
- 33:01Speaker 4: Right.
- 33:01Speaker 6: It would have creeped me out a lot if I was...
- 33:04Speaker 6: Either Kylie or Travis.
- 33:05Speaker 1: So this is Chain Dawn's story. He's the one that
- 33:09Speaker 1: joins in and is like, I was with her. This
- 33:12Speaker 1: isn't true. I took her to the Sunday service at Coachella. Also,
- 33:16Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian went to the Polo Lounge to have dinner
- 33:21Speaker 1: with Ivanka Trump. Obviously, they didn't want to be seen.
- 33:24Speaker 1: That's where you go when you don't want to be seen. Right.
- 33:26Speaker 1: The Beverly Hills Polo Lounge.
- 33:28Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 33:28Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 33:29Speaker 3: They're obviously trying to fly under the radar.
- 33:31Speaker 1: Keep it on the DL. They just wanted to have
- 33:33Speaker 1: a girl-to-girl, like Juicy Scoop talk.
- 33:35Speaker 6: Have a quick maybe nightcap at Craig's afterwards where no
- 33:38Speaker 6: one would see them.
- 33:39Speaker 1: Sure.
- 33:39Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely. So I don't know what they're doing here.
- 33:51Speaker 3: They might be friendly.
- 33:52Speaker 1: I mean, I think they were friendly before because Ivanka's
- 33:54Speaker 1: husband is an investor in Skims.
- 33:57Speaker 3: And of course, when.
- 33:59Speaker 1: She was first working to, you know, get certain prisoners
- 34:04Speaker 1: out of jail for, you know, crimes that they shouldn't
- 34:07Speaker 1: have been there that long for and all that. She
- 34:09Speaker 1: worked with Donald Trump on that. So and then, of course,
- 34:12Speaker 1: with everything that's been going on with with Kanye and
- 34:15Speaker 1: his anti-Semitic remarks. But I think she's just trying to
- 34:19Speaker 1: show that, like. I mean, they might actually really have
- 34:22Speaker 1: a friendship, but obviously she wanted people to know they
- 34:24Speaker 1: went out. Otherwise you just go come up to my
- 34:26Speaker 1: hotel room and we'll get room service.
- 34:28Speaker 3: Right. Exactly.
- 34:29Speaker 6: Yeah. I, and then, and I had read that they
- 34:31Speaker 6: had also had dinner or something before, like a couple
- 34:34Speaker 6: of years ago.
- 34:35Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 34:36Speaker 1: I mean, they probably are kind of friendly, but okay.
- 34:39Speaker 1: So there was that.
- 34:40Speaker 3: And then, um, okay.
- 34:43Speaker 1: Now this is juicy. Now this is another crazy story
- 34:46Speaker 1: about this girl. It's another like weird TikTok story.
- 34:50Speaker 3: There's this girl. This is why TikTok is kind of awesome.
- 34:52Speaker 1: I know. There's this girl, Ava Louise, who I went
- 34:56Speaker 1: on her page after this. She has like 660,000 followers, whatever.
- 35:01Speaker 1: And she's kind of funny and she's like really kind
- 35:04Speaker 1: of honest about all her plastic surgery. She's like, you know,
- 35:07Speaker 1: shows her nose job. And it was like this was,
- 35:09Speaker 1: you know, Kylie's face was my inspiration to get my
- 35:11Speaker 1: plastic surgery. And she kind of has like some funny stuff. Like,
- 35:16Speaker 1: this boy really pissed me off, so I threw a
- 35:18Speaker 1: frozen turkey on his card. To this day, my mom
- 35:21Speaker 1: has no idea where that turkey went that Thanksgiving. And, like,
- 35:23Speaker 1: she's just kind of weird. Anyway, she's, like, you know,
- 35:27Speaker 1: got the lips and the face, and she's pretty attractive now.
- 35:30Speaker 1: So she tells a story of how Blac Chyna and
- 35:34Speaker 1: she were DMing and said, let's do an OnlyFans collab.
- 35:40Speaker 1: She says, I went to Blac Chyna's house, which is
- 35:43Speaker 1: right up the street from here, and it's gated. And
- 35:46Speaker 1: I got there at 4 a.m. and Blac Chyna was
- 35:49Speaker 1: so weird. And she made me go in the bathroom
- 35:52Speaker 1: with her.
- 35:52Speaker 3: And she was.
- 35:54Speaker 1: Trying on clothes in front of me. She made me
- 35:56Speaker 1: sit in the bathroom when she took a dump. And
- 35:59Speaker 1: then she was like, drank a whole thing of tequila.
- 36:02Speaker 1: And then she said, you can't leave until after Dream
- 36:06Speaker 1: wakes up and leaves at 9.45. Then I'm going to
- 36:09Speaker 1: really go hard on your ass at 10. And this
- 36:11Speaker 1: whole weird story.
- 36:13Speaker 3: Go hard on your ass. In what way? We don't know. Oh, okay.
- 36:17Speaker 1: It was like so weird. And then she shows one.
- 36:20Speaker 1: The only proof she has from the house is that
- 36:24Speaker 1: she took a photo that was in Blac Chyna's house
- 36:27Speaker 1: supposedly saying, this is not a hotel. Clean up after yourself.
- 36:30Speaker 1: Don't leave towels on the floor. You know, one of
- 36:32Speaker 1: these little things. Do not light candles ever. You know,
- 36:37Speaker 1: clean up after yourself, including smoking and ashes. Ask China
- 36:41Speaker 1: in advance before bringing people to the house. Ask to
- 36:44Speaker 1: do live, you know, if you're going to go via
- 36:49Speaker 1: social media live, make sure you ask before you do it.
- 36:52Speaker 1: So that was the only proof that she was maybe there.
- 36:54Speaker 6: Which she could have gotten from somewhere else, of course.
- 36:58Speaker 1: Maybe. So then Black China's legal team, according to TMZ,
- 37:02Speaker 1: is taking aim at the credibility. And they say it's
- 37:05Speaker 1: part of a pattern of menacing, outrageous conduct. to increase
- 37:09Speaker 1: Ava's social media platform. And she also had previously, this
- 37:14Speaker 1: Ava girl, admitted to doing false rumors about Kanye West
- 37:18Speaker 1: and also hooking up with YouTube beauty guru, Jeffree Star.
- 37:24Speaker 1: So she just kind of goes on TikTok and tells
- 37:26Speaker 1: these crazy stories. So Blac Chyna did send a cease
- 37:30Speaker 1: and desist to her. But she has also lied and said, oh,
- 37:33Speaker 1: I've received cease and desist from Kris Jenner. And Kris
- 37:36Speaker 1: Jenner's People said, no, she's never sent you a suicide.
- 37:39Speaker 1: It's very much making up stories for clout chase. This
- 37:44Speaker 1: is the epitome of clout chase.
- 37:45Speaker 3: This is what she does, yeah.
- 37:46Speaker 1: But other people say her story about black China seems
- 37:50Speaker 1: to be true based on what other people have said.
- 37:52Speaker 6: I saw in there also it said that she said
- 37:56Speaker 6: she was trying to sex traffic her.
- 37:58Speaker 1: Yeah, but then she never tells the end of the story.
- 38:00Speaker 1: So she was like, she wouldn't let me leave because
- 38:03Speaker 1: the gates of the house were shut. And said I
- 38:06Speaker 1: had to stay there at a certain point. I don't
- 38:08Speaker 1: even know how the story ends. But no, she wasn't
- 38:11Speaker 1: ever sex trafficked. But she says that maybe the end
- 38:14Speaker 1: of the story is.
- 38:14Speaker 3: That she got away.
- 38:15Speaker 6: Nothing good ever happens by starting at someone's house at
- 38:18Speaker 6: 4 a.m.
- 38:19Speaker 4: No.
- 38:19Speaker 6: The fact that she started there at 4 a.m. is already,
- 38:24Speaker 6: you know, if she really did go, you're already like,
- 38:27Speaker 6: couldn't we just meet at 7?
- 38:28Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
- 38:29Speaker 1: Or couldn't we, yeah, like let's meet at 11. Like
- 38:33Speaker 1: let's do a whole OnlyFans in the day. I don't know.
- 38:36Speaker 1: But I was telling Annie, I go, you know, I'm
- 38:39Speaker 1: watching all these TikTok videos and stuff, and I think
- 38:43Speaker 1: that it's so believable with details.
- 38:46Speaker 3: You could lie so easily.
- 38:48Speaker 1: And so then I just made up a lie about something,
- 38:51Speaker 1: and she was like, I totally believe it. Like, just
- 38:54Speaker 1: give me a celebrity and a scenario, and I'm going
- 38:56Speaker 1: to make up a lie and see how believable it sounds.
- 38:58Speaker 3: Okay. Oh, George Clooney. Okay. And– the Polo Lounge. Okay.
- 39:06Speaker 3: All right.
- 39:07Speaker 1: Story time. The year was 2006. I remember this because
- 39:13Speaker 1: my kids, my kids at the time were spending the
- 39:16Speaker 1: summer with my mother-in-law in San Diego.
- 39:18Speaker 3: So I was free to go out.
- 39:19Speaker 1: So my friend flaked and I was so upset and
- 39:23Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm just going to get a drink at
- 39:24Speaker 1: the Polo Lounge anyway. And it was a Wednesday in June.
- 39:29Speaker 1: And I went in there and George Clooney was there
- 39:31Speaker 1: and I was like, my heart was kind of fluttering.
- 39:33Speaker 1: And I, and so I went up to the bar
- 39:36Speaker 1: to order my drink versus sitting down because I wanted
- 39:39Speaker 1: to like, Just get a good look at him. And
- 39:42Speaker 1: I said, I'm going to have a Cosmo. That was
- 39:45Speaker 1: like a really popular drink at the time. And he
- 39:47Speaker 1: made a little comment like, oh, that's what all the
- 39:49Speaker 1: pretty girls are drinking. And I'm like, oh, my God,
- 39:52Speaker 1: stop it. And we start, you know, I start drinking
- 39:56Speaker 1: and we start talking and he was there to just meet.
- 39:59Speaker 1: He's like, I don't live here, but I have some meetings.
- 40:02Speaker 1: And obviously I'm like, okay, I know who you are.
- 40:04Speaker 1: I watched Facts of Life, which then we laughed about
- 40:06Speaker 1: because obviously he wasn't famous for that. Anyway, he was
- 40:09Speaker 1: like so funny and nice. And then this other guy
- 40:14Speaker 1: comes up and is clearly gay. And he's like, hey, bitch,
- 40:20Speaker 1: where'd you get those shoes? And we start talking. And
- 40:22Speaker 1: then he starts talking to George. And then George is like,
- 40:25Speaker 1: I'm staying here. Why don't you guys come up and
- 40:27Speaker 1: have drinks upstairs? So I'm like, I don't care that
- 40:30Speaker 1: I'm married. I'm not going to fuck him. But this
- 40:32Speaker 1: story is so good. So we go upstairs. And I
- 40:34Speaker 1: start getting really drunk. And this is like Uber doesn't
- 40:37Speaker 1: exist yet. And I'm like, I have to get home.
- 40:39Speaker 1: So I have a couple Diet Cokes from the mini fridge.
- 40:43Speaker 1: And at this point, George and the other guy are
- 40:45Speaker 1: just in a bedroom. And I'm like, I'm going to leave.
- 40:49Speaker 1: And I forgot that I gave that guy my phone number,
- 40:52Speaker 1: the gay guy. And the next day he's like, bitch,
- 40:55Speaker 1: I'm still in George's bed. I know that you can't
- 40:59Speaker 1: respond on TikTok verbally.
- 41:01Speaker 3: So I'm sorry, but you're going to have to watch.
- 41:03Speaker 1: So you're going to have to like.
- 41:05Speaker 3: For part two. I mean, you're first of all, that
- 41:08Speaker 3: was a good story.
- 41:09Speaker 6: But I mean, now I actually now I'm going to
- 41:11Speaker 6: I'm going to spread that rumor tomorrow.
- 41:13Speaker 3: But like. No, but you're right. I mean, it is.
- 41:15Speaker 1: Kind of dangerous that people can just like– and you
- 41:18Speaker 1: say it's so compelling and it's like, well, why would
- 41:21Speaker 1: I lie about this? And it was this year and like,
- 41:23Speaker 1: you know, you give all those details and– Right.
- 41:27Speaker 3: Like the Adam Levine thing, although that's the– By the way,
- 41:29Speaker 3: that is all a lie made up. Yeah. Yeah.
- 41:31Speaker 1: Don't come after me, Amal.
- 41:35Speaker 3: But it is crazy.
- 41:36Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 41:37Speaker 6: And there's no– if you just put together– you can
- 41:40Speaker 6: just put together a year, even if you– like you
- 41:42Speaker 6: could go on– online and find out that George Clooney
- 41:45Speaker 6: did in fact stay at the Polo Lounge in 2006
- 41:47Speaker 6: and then create your story off of that.
- 41:50Speaker 1: Oh we're just giving people now we're giving people ideas
- 41:52Speaker 1: leave George Clooney alone he doesn't need because it's true
- 41:55Speaker 1: like everything you write you just like yeah type up
- 41:58Speaker 1: Us Weekly 2006 George Clooney Beverly Hills and I'm sure
- 42:02Speaker 1: there's some article about him being there that you now
- 42:05Speaker 1: can collect the dates and create some whole weird story.
- 42:09Speaker 6: Right we are giving people ideas don't do it kids
- 42:11Speaker 6: don't try this at home That's what supposedly happened with
- 42:15Speaker 6: the Richard Gere.
- 42:18Speaker 1: Gerbil story. That just ran like wildfire. For those that
- 42:23Speaker 1: don't know, I remember where I was when I first
- 42:25Speaker 1: heard it. My friend goes, my dad's a doctor. This
- 42:28Speaker 1: is how it started. My dad's a doctor, and he
- 42:31Speaker 1: just told me that Richard Gere was brought into the
- 42:36Speaker 1: hospital because a gerbil got stuck up his asshole. And
- 42:40Speaker 1: it went crazy. And this is before like internet or anything.
- 42:43Speaker 1: This was like 1994 or something. And in the end,
- 42:48Speaker 1: from what I recall, it was like two guys started
- 42:51Speaker 1: the rumor after they felt that they were blown off
- 42:54Speaker 1: by Richard Gere and Cindy Crawford at a restaurant. And
- 42:58Speaker 1: they just started it.
- 42:58Speaker 3: They were like, this will be.
- 42:59Speaker 1: They were the original TikTokers.
- 43:01Speaker 3: And it did. If they had TikTok, imagine it now.
- 43:04Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
- 43:04Speaker 3: Do you remember the joke that went around after that? No,
- 43:07Speaker 3: what was it? Why can't gerbils drive? Why? Because they
- 43:09Speaker 3: can't get out of gear. I don't know why I
- 43:15Speaker 3: remember that. And I'm kind of sorry that I do.
- 43:19Speaker 1: I remember Richard Gere then once addressed it in an interview.
- 43:22Speaker 1: Did he really? He said something like, yeah, I guess
- 43:25Speaker 1: people think I have sex with chickens. Like he changed
- 43:27Speaker 1: the animal. And I'm like, why don't you just say
- 43:29Speaker 1: the gerbil?
- 43:31Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 43:31Speaker 1: Because now you're confusing us. Now we're like, is there
- 43:33Speaker 1: another story about a chicken?
- 43:34Speaker 3: Like, Whatever. Like, how do you get a chicken in
- 43:36Speaker 3: your asshole?
- 43:37Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 43:37Speaker 3: That's a pig. Yeah.
- 43:39Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 43:40Speaker 3: So, anyway, there you go with that. Okay.
- 43:44Speaker 1: Adidas did drop Yeezy. Now he's no longer a billionaire.
- 43:48Speaker 1: But then he said, I never was making any money
- 43:50Speaker 1: off that deal anyway.
- 43:51Speaker 3: Who knows?
- 43:52Speaker 6: I mean, he did– I thought he said that he
- 43:56Speaker 6: was making a bunch of money off of them and
- 43:58Speaker 6: that they couldn't– basically couldn't drop him. But obviously that's
- 44:01Speaker 6: when they were like, finally, they did.
- 44:03Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.
- 44:04Speaker 6: So that makes him no longer a billionaire is what
- 44:06Speaker 6: they're claiming?
- 44:07Speaker 1: I guess it was a $ 300 million deal. So now
- 44:11Speaker 1: without that, he's no longer in the billionaire numbers or whatever.
- 44:16Speaker 1: I think he'll be okay.
- 44:18Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 44:20Speaker 1: But I mean, what I think will happen is all
- 44:23Speaker 1: these people dumped him and he'll just start his own thing.
- 44:26Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 44:27Speaker 1: Like he won't have these collabs, but he'll like take
- 44:29Speaker 1: a breather and then he'll come up with more stuff
- 44:31Speaker 1: later and enough people will still buy it.
- 44:34Speaker 3: Yeah. Unfortunately, he still has people that would buy it.
- 44:37Speaker 6: But he has a, I didn't really realize what it was,
- 44:42Speaker 6: but his sports company.
- 44:44Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 44:44Speaker 6: It's like, I think it's not sports management, but maybe
- 44:47Speaker 6: it manages athletes for other things. But people started leaving
- 44:50Speaker 6: that too.
- 44:51Speaker 3: Oh, okay. Like a couple of big name athletes yesterday.
- 44:53Speaker 4: Okay.
- 44:53Speaker 3: Of course, that I can't remember their names because John Ryan.
- 44:56Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 44:56Speaker 3: John Ryan and and me. We were we were his
- 45:00Speaker 3: top power couple.
- 45:01Speaker 6: And right above we're out.
- 45:04Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 45:05Speaker 3: I wanted to save the breaking news for you, but
- 45:06Speaker 3: we left. OK, good for you.
- 45:08Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 45:09Speaker 3: Good for you. Not putting up with that.
- 45:10Speaker 1: Apparently, Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson have remained in contact.
- 45:15Speaker 3: Um, this is a funny story.
- 45:17Speaker 1: Okay. So I got a DM from a Juicy Cooper
- 45:19Speaker 1: that said, fellow Valley girl, you mentioned Bo Derek on
- 45:22Speaker 1: the pod. I live on a long street in Woodland Hills.
- 45:25Speaker 1: So my dad never wanted to go with us trick
- 45:27Speaker 1: or treating on Halloween. One Halloween in the late 1970s,
- 45:31Speaker 1: a friend called him and suddenly he wants to go
- 45:33Speaker 1: with us, with us and drags us to a house
- 45:36Speaker 1: in our neighborhood. And Bo Derek is there passing out
- 45:40Speaker 1: autograph picks of her from the movie 10 full nips,
- 45:44Speaker 1: braided hair, All of us kids waited in line for
- 45:46Speaker 1: the pics with all of the dads and received no candy.
- 45:54Speaker 3: First of all, that's amazing.
- 45:55Speaker 1: It's the greatest story.
- 45:56Speaker 3: So it's like, they're like, Dad, won't you go trick-or-treating?
- 45:58Speaker 3: He's like, no.
- 45:59Speaker 1: And then some other dad calls him and is like,
- 46:01Speaker 1: fucking get down to the cul-de-sac. Bo Derek's down here
- 46:05Speaker 1: handing out photos. Signed, like, a photo of this picture.
- 46:10Speaker 1: From 1979 of her. Because we talked about how she's
- 46:14Speaker 1: still dating the actor John Corbett who plays Aiden.
- 46:18Speaker 3: Or they're married or whatever. Oh, really? They've been together forever. Yeah.
- 46:20Speaker 6: Well, don't you think she should have handed out a
- 46:23Speaker 6: candy bar for the kid? Like it said no candy.
- 46:27Speaker 6: I feel like if you're going to be handing that
- 46:29Speaker 6: out for Halloween, which is great. Like people, you're super famous.
- 46:32Speaker 6: Everyone's going to be excited to get your photo. But
- 46:34Speaker 6: there's going to be some kid being like, I don't
- 46:35Speaker 6: give a shit about that photo. Where's my candy bar?
- 46:37Speaker 1: I think she lived in the neighborhood.
- 46:39Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 46:40Speaker 1: And I think she never bought any candy. And people
- 46:43Speaker 1: were knocking on the door. And she was like, you
- 46:46Speaker 1: know what?
- 46:47Speaker 3: I have this.
- 46:48Speaker 1: And like gave it to one dad. Or one dad
- 46:50Speaker 1: was like, oh, my God, I'm such a fan. And
- 46:52Speaker 1: she's like, I'm so sorry. I don't have any candy.
- 46:53Speaker 1: And she goes, well, let me sign something for you.
- 46:55Speaker 1: Then that dad told the other dads. And then everybody
- 46:58Speaker 1: was going. Because I remember there would be those houses
- 47:01Speaker 1: that you go to where the people forgot to get candy.
- 47:04Speaker 1: And then they would just give you like a little
- 47:07Speaker 1: bit of money or like a pen or Remember, now
- 47:11Speaker 1: people would just shut the door and be like, whatever,
- 47:14Speaker 1: I didn't participate.
- 47:16Speaker 3: I can't not give the proper candy. I want you
- 47:19Speaker 3: to hand out Juicy Scoop, something with Juicy Scoop on
- 47:23Speaker 3: it to kids.
- 47:24Speaker 6: Yeah, the straws. Or not mugs, that's a lot of work.
- 47:28Speaker 6: But just something small this Halloween. Hand out a straw
- 47:32Speaker 6: to a kid and just look at the disappointment in
- 47:34Speaker 6: their eyes when they realize that it's not edible.
- 47:37Speaker 4: Right.
- 47:37Speaker 1: It's a pink straw and you can put it in
- 47:38Speaker 1: the dishwasher. It's a juicy scoop straw.
- 47:40Speaker 3: And they'll be like, oh, is it candy? No.
- 47:43Speaker 1: You know what, guys? You could be the talk of
- 47:46Speaker 1: the neighborhood if you do something a little off like that.
- 47:48Speaker 1: I think it's kind of genius. I remember I saw
- 47:54Speaker 1: something recently and I thought this was so cute. And
- 47:57Speaker 1: there was a kid, this girl's Tilda story, probably on TikTok,
- 48:01Speaker 1: that her boyfriend went to go get something more candy
- 48:05Speaker 1: and he And he texted her and he's like, there's
- 48:07Speaker 1: a kid coming up the street and he's dressed as
- 48:11Speaker 1: one of the Thomas train characters, but he's not Thomas.
- 48:14Speaker 1: He's like Henry. And he's crying to his dad that
- 48:16Speaker 1: nobody knows that he's Henry. So then when he came
- 48:19Speaker 1: to the door of the girl and the girlfriend opened
- 48:21Speaker 1: the door, she's like, oh my God, you're Henry. And
- 48:23Speaker 1: it like made him so happy.
- 48:24Speaker 3: Oh, I just think that's so cute. Yeah, that's nice.
- 48:29Speaker 3: Isn't that cute?
- 48:29Speaker 1: Okay.
- 48:30Speaker 3: Um, Okay, so this, again, is going viral.
- 48:34Speaker 1: Someone pulled a clip from, I don't know, maybe eight
- 48:37Speaker 1: years ago on Wendy Williams that Neil Patrick Harris was
- 48:41Speaker 1: on the show. And at this point, he's married to
- 48:44Speaker 1: his husband and everything. And he's talking to Wendy Williams.
- 48:47Speaker 1: And she's like, do you have a crush? And he goes, well,
- 48:50Speaker 1: my husband knows who my crush is. And it's Joe Jonas.
- 48:54Speaker 1: And he had been for a really long time. But
- 48:57Speaker 1: it really wasn't appropriate to say that he was my
- 48:59Speaker 1: crush up until then. just recently now that he's over 18.
- 49:03Speaker 3: Nick Jonas or was it Nick?
- 49:05Speaker 1: I don't think it really matters.
- 49:06Speaker 3: Oh, it doesn't matter. I know.
- 49:08Speaker 1: The point of it is that people were like, oh
- 49:11Speaker 1: my God, you know, and then other people were like, look,
- 49:12Speaker 1: you didn't say anything wrong, but he basically said at
- 49:16Speaker 1: the time he was 42 and at the time Nick
- 49:18Speaker 1: Jonas was 22. And he's like, for many years, I've been.
- 49:22Speaker 6: So basically he was saying when I was 30.
- 49:25Speaker 3: No, when.
- 49:26Speaker 1: No, because they wouldn't have been around. It was like, no,
- 49:28Speaker 1: when I was 40 and these kids were 16, I
- 49:30Speaker 1: was hot for him. Oh, that's what he's saying.
- 49:35Speaker 3: But he said it eight years ago on Wendy Williams?
- 49:37Speaker 1: I don't know how many years ago.
- 49:38Speaker 3: Just a little while ago.
- 49:39Speaker 1: When he was 42.
- 49:40Speaker 3: Now he's like 50. So, yeah.
- 49:41Speaker 1: I know.
- 49:42Speaker 6: I'm just always like, why do people wait eight years
- 49:44Speaker 6: to get mad about shit?
- 49:45Speaker 1: Just because somebody comes across it or someone remembers it
- 49:48Speaker 1: and looks it up and is like, this would make
- 49:49Speaker 1: a great video.
- 49:50Speaker 4: Right.
- 49:52Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 49:52Speaker 6: I mean, not the greatest comment to make.
- 49:55Speaker 3: Look, it's probably true.
- 49:56Speaker 1: He was probably attracted to a singing 17-year-old boy. Right.
- 50:02Speaker 1: He probably was.
- 50:02Speaker 3: He's a gay guy.
- 50:03Speaker 1: He probably was. He shouldn't have said it on the show.
- 50:06Speaker 1: He didn't think about it. Everyone thought it would be cute. Right.
- 50:09Speaker 6: Well, I mean, that's like if a woman being like, oh,
- 50:11Speaker 6: my God, Justin Bieber was, you know, I used to
- 50:14Speaker 6: think he was hot. And then you put the eight
- 50:15Speaker 6: years together and you're like, oh, I thought that was
- 50:18Speaker 6: a little.
- 50:19Speaker 3: I mean, I never did, just to be clear.
- 50:23Speaker 1: You don't remember what we did with Justin Bieber?
- 50:26Speaker 3: Well, wait, what? Was it at the polo lounge?
- 50:29Speaker 1: No.
- 50:31Speaker 3: No, we did a bit with him.
- 50:32Speaker 1: I like to say it now, get ahead of it,
- 50:35Speaker 1: so it's not a disgusting TikTok that's going to come
- 50:37Speaker 1: on my For You page. I've said it on the
- 50:39Speaker 1: show before. I'll say it again. We did a sketch
- 50:43Speaker 1: with Justin Bieber. It was you, Jen, and me dressed
- 50:46Speaker 1: up like old sluts. And we kept flirting with him
- 50:51Speaker 1: and kept coming by his room and stuff. And they
- 50:54Speaker 1: filmed it. And it was fucking great.
- 50:56Speaker 3: How old was he? Oh, definitely not 18.
- 50:59Speaker 1: 18? Like 15. Like he still had the floppy hair.
- 51:02Speaker 3: Right.
- 51:03Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 51:04Speaker 6: I remember doing a sketch with him, but I did
- 51:05Speaker 6: not remember what it was. And I probably blocked that out.
- 51:08Speaker 1: But we didn't think, none of us said, you know what?
- 51:13Speaker 1: And like, it didn't occur to us to be like,
- 51:16Speaker 1: you know what? I know he's a boy and I
- 51:18Speaker 1: know we're women and I know we're not actually doing
- 51:20Speaker 1: something with him, but this is gross.
- 51:22Speaker 3: Now you do.
- 51:23Speaker 1: Right.
- 51:23Speaker 3: I know.
- 51:23Speaker 1: Because I think in my head, I thought it was
- 51:25Speaker 1: like funny because he's a heartthrob and we just were
- 51:28Speaker 1: always coming up with dumb ideas and we literally would
- 51:30Speaker 1: come up with them and then film an hour later.
- 51:32Speaker 1: So there wasn't a lot of train of thought.
- 51:34Speaker 3: No, no, no.
- 51:35Speaker 6: And to be fair in my mind, I think like
- 51:37Speaker 6: that stuff, you're always thinking like, oh, we're just like old,
- 51:39Speaker 6: like dumb fan.
- 51:40Speaker 3: Like we're being. Yes. you know, he's young and it's
- 51:43Speaker 3: like pathetic that we're.
- 51:44Speaker 6: Like, Hey, Bieber sing a song or whatever, like something
- 51:47Speaker 6: like that. And maybe that's what Neil Patrick Harris was like,
- 51:49Speaker 6: not thinking when he said it.
- 51:51Speaker 3: And he's like, I didn't see exactly what he said.
- 51:53Speaker 1: He was sitting, it was this other, like the artist
- 51:57Speaker 1: green room that was like around the corner of the
- 51:59Speaker 1: old studio.
- 51:59Speaker 3: And I remember, I'm so glad I don't have a
- 52:01Speaker 3: good memory, like opening up a door and being like, Justin.
- 52:06Speaker 1: And then like, we were like fighting with each other
- 52:08Speaker 1: to like get attention from him. And I think I
- 52:12Speaker 1: wore like a red dress. Anyway.
- 52:15Speaker 3: Well. Sorry, Haley. That'll come up. Sorry, Haley.
- 52:18Speaker 1: Yeah. Sorry.
- 52:19Speaker 3: Sorry, everybody. Matthew Perry has his book out. Was the girl. Okay.
- 52:28Speaker 1: He's talking about I wanted a date with Cameron Diaz.
- 52:31Speaker 1: All this stuff is coming out of the book.
- 52:32Speaker 3: Sometimes I'm like, you know what? Page six.
- 52:35Speaker 1: The guy would like to sell some books. Maybe you
- 52:38Speaker 1: don't do four articles a day telling us about anything
- 52:41Speaker 1: of any interest in his book.
- 52:43Speaker 3: Right, because now you're not going to have to read.
- 52:45Speaker 3: Now no one's going to buy it.
- 52:46Speaker 1: This is not thinking of a story, but he went
- 52:48Speaker 1: on a date with Cameron Diaz. He says she got
- 52:50Speaker 1: so stoned, and then they went to someone's house, and
- 52:52Speaker 1: they were playing Pictionary. And she meant to hit him
- 52:55Speaker 1: on the shoulder, but she accidentally, like, punched, like, hit
- 52:57Speaker 1: his face pretty hard. Not that great of a story.
- 53:00Speaker 1: But when I was watching it, I was remembering, remember
- 53:03Speaker 1: there was the girl... At Chelsea Lately that worked– I
- 53:07Speaker 1: think she was like a Chelsea assistant or something. And
- 53:11Speaker 1: she was like secretly dating Matthew Perry. Do you remember that?
- 53:14Speaker 1: Or she told us that?
- 53:15Speaker 3: No. Is this when we were doing the Justin Bieber sketch?
- 53:18Speaker 1: This was the one that we believed was going to
- 53:21Speaker 1: the bathroom and not flushing.
- 53:23Speaker 3: Oh, yes, yes, yes. Yes. Yes.
- 53:25Speaker 1: Okay. And she was like seeing Matthew Perry.
- 53:29Speaker 4: Right.
- 53:29Speaker 1: Like she totally said that.
- 53:31Speaker 3: Right. Now I do remember that. And anyway, that was what.
- 53:33Speaker 1: Inspired the storyline of our after lately about who is
- 53:39Speaker 1: this person that's not– is taking a dump and not
- 53:41Speaker 1: flushing in the women's bathroom.
- 53:44Speaker 3: But we didn't have any evidence that she was dating
- 53:45Speaker 3: Matthew Perry. No. She just told us. She was just– yeah.
- 53:48Speaker 3: And she was attractive and she told us.
- 53:50Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 53:50Speaker 1: And we still don't really have evidence that she was
- 53:53Speaker 1: the one that was not flushing. The evidence was there
- 53:57Speaker 1: was a sticky in the toilet.
- 53:59Speaker 3: Right.
- 53:59Speaker 1: With a– airline information for Chelsea.
- 54:03Speaker 4: Right.
- 54:04Speaker 3: And she was, like, she would have been the one
- 54:06Speaker 3: writing it down. Or she was going to book that.
- 54:07Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 54:07Speaker 1: And it fell out of her pocket when she went.
- 54:10Speaker 3: And left it. And then, yeah. Yeah. And then didn't.
- 54:13Speaker 1: But anyway, Matthew, I'd like to hear about that.
- 54:16Speaker 3: I hope that, there's a chapter about that girl. I know.
- 54:18Speaker 1: I hope there's a chapter in his book about how
- 54:20Speaker 1: he dated a girl who didn't flush.
- 54:22Speaker 3: Oh my God.
- 54:25Speaker 6: All these years later, we'd finally have real closure.
- 54:28Speaker 1: Because we never knew.
- 54:29Speaker 5: No.
- 54:30Speaker 6: And you know what? If anyone's going to tell that story,
- 54:33Speaker 6: it would be Matthew Perry. He would be like, I
- 54:35Speaker 6: jaded this girl for a while. I can't even remember
- 54:37Speaker 6: her name, but I do remember that she never flushed
- 54:39Speaker 6: the toilet when.
- 54:39Speaker 3: She came over.
- 54:40Speaker 1: I mean, that's juicier than Cameron Diaz getting high and
- 54:42Speaker 1: accidentally hitting you in the face while you play Pictionary.
- 54:45Speaker 3: I know.
- 54:45Speaker 6: If that's the best story in his book, then, I mean,
- 54:48Speaker 6: Page Six has to do a better job of helping
- 54:51Speaker 6: him promote it.
- 54:51Speaker 3: Right. Because nobody.
- 54:52Speaker 1: He also said he dated Julia Roberts and the whole
- 54:55Speaker 1: time he was like, you know, couldn't enjoy himself because
- 54:58Speaker 1: he's like, when is she going to break up with me?
- 55:00Speaker 1: I certainly don't deserve this girl.
- 55:01Speaker 4: Oh.
- 55:02Speaker 3: Which I kind of agree with, but whatever. I was
- 55:05Speaker 3: watching The Holiday the other night.
- 55:07Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
- 55:07Speaker 3: With Cameron Diaz. Yeah. Because that's a nice movie.
- 55:10Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 55:10Speaker 3: And it always comes on this time of year. And
- 55:12Speaker 3: it's like kind of crazy how she just retired.
- 55:16Speaker 1: Cameron?
- 55:17Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
- 55:18Speaker 6: Like, John kind of said she retired in her prime, basically.
- 55:22Speaker 6: And then, like, but really did. Like, you don't see her.
- 55:24Speaker 1: Okay, she married one of those twins. Right. And the
- 55:27Speaker 1: other twin married Nicole Richie, right?
- 55:29Speaker 3: Can you look up.
- 55:31Speaker 1: Those twins that they married?
- 55:32Speaker 3: He's a musician.
- 55:34Speaker 1: And then did she finally have a kid?
- 55:36Speaker 3: Yes, I believe so. I said yes. I feel like
- 55:39Speaker 3: now she, I bet, prediction, prediction.
- 55:43Speaker 1: Netflix series of some sort, something like a streaming, maybe
- 55:47Speaker 1: not Netflix, Apple, Hulu, whatever. She's going to, she's probably
- 55:51Speaker 1: already working on something. I feel like she's going to
- 55:54Speaker 1: want to come back. She's going to come back with
- 55:56Speaker 1: something really good, like an eight part series.
- 55:59Speaker 3: Okay.
- 55:59Speaker 6: I could see that because it is kind of crazy.
- 56:01Speaker 6: I mean, she was in a ton of stuff.
- 56:03Speaker 1: She was comedy.
- 56:04Speaker 3: So yeah.
- 56:06Speaker 1: Benji and Joel Madden.
- 56:07Speaker 3: How old is their kid?
- 56:08Speaker 1: Uh, Um, anyway, she was something about Mary funniest movie ever.
- 56:17Speaker 3: I know. I know. And she, I mean, it's just,
- 56:19Speaker 3: she was, I think she just was like, I'm over it.
- 56:21Speaker 3: I'm done with this. And he wanted to have a
- 56:23Speaker 3: kid and get married.
- 56:24Speaker 1: And also the offers could have driven, like started to
- 56:28Speaker 1: dry up. And like, she just kind of was like,
- 56:31Speaker 1: don't bother calling me. Or like, I don't even know
- 56:34Speaker 1: if she really broke ties or did she really actually retire?
- 56:37Speaker 1: And it was, she just like, It's fine.
- 56:39Speaker 6: I'm not going to keep bugging you. According to John, she, like, retired.
- 56:42Speaker 3: John Ryan? John Ryan, my husband. Yeah, sorry.
- 56:45Speaker 6: He told me the other day. I didn't even know.
- 56:48Speaker 6: I was like, oh, you don't really see her or
- 56:49Speaker 6: anything anymore. And he said, well, she retired from acting.
- 56:54Speaker 6: She announced it.
- 56:55Speaker 3: Like, she was done. I don't want to be anything anymore.
- 56:57Speaker 3: I don't know if she.
- 56:57Speaker 1: Can you look it up? Did she really announce it?
- 56:59Speaker 3: That's what I'm thinking.
- 57:00Speaker 1: I'm just thinking the calls kind of start to get
- 57:02Speaker 1: less and less. And then you have, like, a moment
- 57:05Speaker 1: where you're like, listen... still represent me but like I'm
- 57:09Speaker 1: not gonna get on your ass that I'm not getting
- 57:11Speaker 1: movie roles like I'm fine I don't want something comes
- 57:14Speaker 1: up let me know but I'm fine like just staying
- 57:16Speaker 1: here in my home and not like I don't want
- 57:19Speaker 1: to start doing a bunch of shittier movies I'd rather
- 57:21Speaker 1: just stay at this level so unless something comes at
- 57:24Speaker 1: this level don't bother calling me right like yeah if
- 57:27Speaker 1: you get some good offer for me that's something I
- 57:29Speaker 1: should definitely do yeah like something exciting with like a
- 57:31Speaker 1: huge you know great writer or whatever let me know
- 57:34Speaker 1: but otherwise I'm like fine I bet you're right about that.
- 57:36Speaker 1: I want to say the last thing she did was
- 57:37Speaker 1: that other woman.
- 57:40Speaker 3: Yes. She decided to stop making movies.
- 57:43Speaker 4: See?
- 57:43Speaker 3: Really focus on her personal life.
- 57:45Speaker 4: See?
- 57:45Speaker 3: She officially retired. And how old is the kid? The
- 57:48Speaker 3: kid's two.
- 57:49Speaker 4: Oh.
- 57:49Speaker 1: She had the baby late because she's 50 now.
- 57:52Speaker 3: But anyway.
- 57:53Speaker 1: Well, maybe she won't come around anytime soon if the
- 57:55Speaker 1: baby's only two.
- 57:56Speaker 4: Okay.
- 57:58Speaker 1: Sister Wives. You know the story of Sister Wives, right?
- 58:01Speaker 4: Yes.
- 58:02Speaker 1: I need to tell you something, and I know sometimes
- 58:04Speaker 1: people don't like to hear dreams, but I had a dream,
- 58:07Speaker 1: very sexual.
- 58:08Speaker 3: After watching Sister Wives. Oh, okay. Not about that guy,
- 58:11Speaker 3: the creepy one. Yes.
- 58:13Speaker 1: No. Yes.
- 58:16Speaker 3: What's his name?
- 58:16Speaker 4: Cody.
- 58:17Speaker 3: No. Oh, I'm sorry. I was thinking.
- 58:20Speaker 4: Yes.
- 58:21Speaker 3: Cody. Go ahead. I was mixing it up with the
- 58:22Speaker 3: other show.
- 58:23Speaker 1: Okay. I woke up in the middle of the night.
- 58:26Speaker 1: And I like watched a little bit, but I still
- 58:29Speaker 1: couldn't finish the episode. And then I fell back asleep,
- 58:31Speaker 1: like woke up at like 3.30 and fell back asleep
- 58:34Speaker 1: at like 6.30. And like I said, dreams suck, but
- 58:38Speaker 1: I just have to tell you this. So Cody, I
- 58:42Speaker 1: was married.
- 58:43Speaker 3: I was in the family. Can I leave the room
- 58:44Speaker 3: while you tell the story?
- 58:45Speaker 1: I was married with the, I was in it. And
- 58:49Speaker 1: Cody came with his like curls and he came around
- 58:51Speaker 1: behind me and he's like, and all the other wives
- 58:54Speaker 1: are there and stuff. And there's a lot of kids around.
- 58:57Speaker 1: And he like whispers like around– like whispers in my
- 58:59Speaker 1: ear and he's like, you know you're the favorite. You
- 59:02Speaker 1: know all the kids like you the most.
- 59:05Speaker 3: And I was like, oh.
- 59:06Speaker 1: And then he goes over to my house and then
- 59:09Speaker 1: it got kind of sexualized.
- 59:10Speaker 3: Like kind of sexual? Like I.
- 59:15Speaker 1: Woke up and was like, I can't believe that I
- 59:18Speaker 1: got aroused by Cody. Like it's bad. But what I
- 59:22Speaker 1: realized from that dream is that I've cracked the code
- 59:26Speaker 1: of Cody. And how he's controlled all these women all
- 59:28Speaker 1: these years. And why they're not being controlled now that
- 59:30Speaker 1: they're like... I think the whole time he would say
- 59:34Speaker 1: stuff like that. I think he'd be like, you're such
- 59:36Speaker 1: a better cook than Janelle.
- 59:38Speaker 3: And oh my God. Make them think they were the favorite.
- 59:40Speaker 4: Yes.
- 59:40Speaker 1: Like, oh my God. You just have a way with
- 59:42Speaker 1: all the kids that Christine just doesn't. And I think
- 59:47Speaker 1: he'd be like, you just make me laugh. Or oh
- 59:51Speaker 1: my God. When we're together like intimately. And I think
- 59:54Speaker 1: that's what made them.
- 59:56Speaker 1: Like stay in it and like want to try hard
- 1:00:00Speaker 1: to please him because.
- 1:00:01Speaker 3: I think he did that. I could see that.
- 1:00:03Speaker 6: Because it never made sense to me that anyone would
- 1:00:07Speaker 6: want to marry him, let alone four women.
- 1:00:09Speaker 1: Yeah. Because as a sister wife for that one dream,
- 1:00:14Speaker 1: I was like loved the attention. And I was like,
- 1:00:18Speaker 1: you're right. And the other women, they accepted that I
- 1:00:22Speaker 1: was the favorite.
- 1:00:23Speaker 3: Was Peter there when you woke up?
- 1:00:24Speaker 1: No, but in the dream, Peter was there. And I go,
- 1:00:26Speaker 1: so wait, Peter, have I been having sex with someone
- 1:00:30Speaker 1: other than you this whole time that I've been like
- 1:00:32Speaker 1: living in this Utah? And he was like, I don't know.
- 1:00:35Speaker 1: I don't care.
- 1:00:35Speaker 3: That was the dream. I like that Peter remains.
- 1:00:41Speaker 1: Speaking of a new show on TLC, I'm pretty excited about.
- 1:00:44Speaker 1: It's called I Am Shauna Ray. It has not started.
- 1:00:47Speaker 1: She's 22. She had this rare disease that stopped her growth.
- 1:00:53Speaker 1: So she's very attractive, but she's only 3'10, and she's 22.
- 1:00:57Speaker 3: Oh, my gosh.
- 1:00:59Speaker 1: But she doesn't look like a dwarf or a little person.
- 1:01:03Speaker 1: She just looks like a third grader. So they're going
- 1:01:09Speaker 1: to show her dating and everything else.
- 1:01:10Speaker 6: So basically everything stopped at a certain age, right? Instead
- 1:01:17Speaker 6: of being like– and it will never age?
- 1:01:20Speaker 1: I don't know if it will never age. But like
- 1:01:21Speaker 1: she has like eye makeup on and stuff and she
- 1:01:23Speaker 1: just basically looks like a toddler tiara person that used
- 1:01:26Speaker 1: to wear eye makeup. You know? Like she looks like
- 1:01:30Speaker 1: an eight-year-old still.
- 1:01:31Speaker 3: That's a hard one. I mean I'm going to totally
- 1:01:33Speaker 3: watch the show.
- 1:01:34Speaker 6: But that would be so hard because when you start
- 1:01:37Speaker 6: dating– Yeah. I mean– You've got to date– how old
- 1:01:42Speaker 6: is she now?
- 1:01:43Speaker 3: 22? Yeah.
- 1:01:43Speaker 6: So she wants to date a 22-year-old. But then if
- 1:01:45Speaker 6: he– you can't– are we going to go out to
- 1:01:47Speaker 6: dinner with him? Because people are going to– I mean
- 1:01:48Speaker 6: the cops are going to come.
- 1:01:50Speaker 1: Exactly. You can't– So they set her up in one
- 1:01:54Speaker 1: of the previews. They set her up with this other
- 1:01:56Speaker 1: guy that suffers from the disease. So he's kind of short-tuned.
- 1:02:00Speaker 1: He was a security guard. But I don't think there
- 1:02:01Speaker 1: was a romance. And I'm like, look, you're a 22-year-old
- 1:02:05Speaker 1: who looks eight.
- 1:02:06Speaker 5: He looks older.
- 1:02:06Speaker 1: I'm sure there's a lot of guys.
- 1:02:07Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:02:09Speaker 1: Unfortunately, sadly, there's a lot of guys that want to
- 1:02:13Speaker 1: date you, but they just don't want to take you out.
- 1:02:16Speaker 6: Yeah, they can't take you out. I mean, and also
- 1:02:19Speaker 6: since it's it's as a rare form of brain cancer.
- 1:02:21Speaker 6: So that means brain.
- 1:02:23Speaker 3: It does. Yeah. No, no, no. But the treatment allowed
- 1:02:26Speaker 3: for remission. Oh, but the result is a side effect. Oh, okay.
- 1:02:30Speaker 3: So whatever the treatment was.
- 1:02:32Speaker 1: No one predicted she'd stop growing.
- 1:02:33Speaker 3: Right.
- 1:02:34Speaker 6: But so if there's only, if it's rare, there's obviously
- 1:02:36Speaker 6: not a common thing. So if it's rare, your dating
- 1:02:39Speaker 6: pool is pretty small. Like you can't go on Tinder
- 1:02:40Speaker 6: and also be like, you know, filter it to people
- 1:02:43Speaker 6: with that same thing.
- 1:02:44Speaker 3: Cause there's just gonna be like one person and they're
- 1:02:45Speaker 3: not going to be nearby.
- 1:02:47Speaker 6: So you, I don't know if she didn't hit it
- 1:02:50Speaker 6: off with the security guard that it didn't, that has
- 1:02:53Speaker 6: the same condition.
- 1:02:53Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:02:54Speaker 3: It's like, maybe you just have to.
- 1:02:56Speaker 1: But it's kind of, it is a genius idea for TLC.
- 1:02:59Speaker 1: Cause they like in the previews and the trailer, like
- 1:03:02Speaker 1: she's still like, she still is.
- 1:03:04Speaker 3: A bitchy 22 year old girl. Yeah.
- 1:03:06Speaker 1: So like, she's like turning around and like going, shut
- 1:03:09Speaker 1: the fuck up, like to her friends and stuff. But
- 1:03:11Speaker 1: it like looks like an eight year old saying, right.
- 1:03:13Speaker 6: So it's like kind of, I mean that I'll be
- 1:03:17Speaker 6: fascinated to watch this show, but that's crazy. And also
- 1:03:20Speaker 6: obviously terrible that she's like, but, um, she's, She's out here.
- 1:03:25Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:03:25Speaker 3: She's doing it. She's doing it. Speaking of which, this
- 1:03:28Speaker 3: couple's gone viral.
- 1:03:30Speaker 1: Her husband is 6'5, but she's only 4'10. And so
- 1:03:38Speaker 1: it's like they call it a mixed... What do they
- 1:03:41Speaker 1: call themselves?
- 1:03:42Speaker 3: A mixed height couple.
- 1:03:45Speaker 1: And talking about what that's like, too. I always thought
- 1:03:50Speaker 1: it was interesting when someone's that tall with a tiny...
- 1:03:52Speaker 1: girlfriend right because it's like I feel like tall women
- 1:03:55Speaker 1: are just like want to scream like.
- 1:03:57Speaker 3: Stick to your own kind.
- 1:04:00Speaker 1: Like say I mean if you're tiny you have the
- 1:04:02Speaker 1: world at your fingertips to date and then you still
- 1:04:06Speaker 1: take a big tall one I mean I don't know
- 1:04:08Speaker 1: what to tell people.
- 1:04:09Speaker 6: Yeah well one of the big tall ones or one
- 1:04:10Speaker 6: of the big tall women are like well I don't
- 1:04:12Speaker 6: want to date a guy that's a bunch shorter than
- 1:04:15Speaker 6: me and so I want to date a guy that's
- 1:04:16Speaker 6: tall yeah.
- 1:04:18Speaker 1: You went and took him yeah but I always but
- 1:04:20Speaker 1: anyway I think that's cute so they They're like, whatever.
- 1:04:23Speaker 3: They're happy. They made it work.
- 1:04:25Speaker 1: This is kind of interesting. So this girl is Christina,
- 1:04:30Speaker 1: and she was on flip or flop with her husband.
- 1:04:33Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
- 1:04:33Speaker 1: Then they got divorced, and he remarried Heather Rae from
- 1:04:37Speaker 1: Selling Sunset. And she got married to this other guy
- 1:04:41Speaker 1: and had a little boy named Hudson. And then they
- 1:04:44Speaker 1: got divorced. She had an aunt.
- 1:04:47Speaker 3: That's her ex. He is now.
- 1:04:49Speaker 1: Dating Renee Zellweger.
- 1:04:51Speaker 3: Oh, not Ant the Comedian.
- 1:04:53Speaker 1: No, Ant Anstead. But he is very– he's a difficult
- 1:04:59Speaker 1: person to co-parent with because he does not want the
- 1:05:03Speaker 1: little boy being featured at all in her, you know, remodeling,
- 1:05:08Speaker 1: decorating shows.
- 1:05:09Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
- 1:05:10Speaker 1: And he– so anyway, so there's a– so he posts
- 1:05:15Speaker 1: this article about how the psychiatrist says kids on reality
- 1:05:19Speaker 1: shows– how it could have devastating effects on them lifelong
- 1:05:22Speaker 1: and everything. And then she reposted like, this is, what
- 1:05:26Speaker 1: are you doing? This is less work than if, uh,
- 1:05:28Speaker 1: they were actually like on a sitcom and he only,
- 1:05:31Speaker 1: the baby, you know, his child's only with me for
- 1:05:33Speaker 1: one hour a day filming. Like, why are you trying
- 1:05:35Speaker 1: to say this? And it's always been something I've talked about, like,
- 1:05:39Speaker 1: but I've also talked about like the fact that, um,
- 1:05:47Speaker 1: Any kind of show, reality or regular show, there are
- 1:05:49Speaker 1: the rules of how much the kid can work. Yeah.
- 1:05:52Speaker 1: But except on TikTok and YouTube, parents can just film
- 1:05:56Speaker 1: their kid 24-7.
- 1:05:58Speaker 3: Exactly.
- 1:05:58Speaker 1: And never tell them that they– and tell them, no,
- 1:06:02Speaker 1: you have to do this.
- 1:06:03Speaker 6: Well, and this is like– so she does renovation shows, right?
- 1:06:06Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:06:07Speaker 6: So that's a reality show, but it's not as if
- 1:06:10Speaker 6: she's on– a housewives featuring, you know, something like that
- 1:06:14Speaker 6: where I could see an appearance that has nothing to
- 1:06:16Speaker 6: do with that. It's like, I don't really want her
- 1:06:18Speaker 6: in all this drama or whatever. I want my kid
- 1:06:20Speaker 6: in all this drama.
- 1:06:21Speaker 1: True.
- 1:06:21Speaker 6: Where more it's like, it's, oh, the kid's just there
- 1:06:24Speaker 6: when I'm painting a wall.
- 1:06:26Speaker 1: Or, or they show her at home and she's like,
- 1:06:29Speaker 1: you know, whatever, making cookies with him for a little
- 1:06:31Speaker 1: bit just to show that little like domestic side of her.
- 1:06:34Speaker 3: Yeah. Like it just seems a little bit less.
- 1:06:36Speaker 1: And then also you're, by doing that now, the kid spends,
- 1:06:40Speaker 1: ends up spending less time with her because at least
- 1:06:42Speaker 1: she can film some stuff with her kid. Yeah. If
- 1:06:46Speaker 1: the kid can never be there, then that's taking time
- 1:06:49Speaker 1: from their time together.
- 1:06:50Speaker 6: I mean, I agree that a parent should have to
- 1:06:52Speaker 6: agree on something like that because it is, there are minors,
- 1:06:55Speaker 6: so you never know. It's like, what, how they're going
- 1:06:59Speaker 6: to feel about it when they grow up or whatever.
- 1:07:01Speaker 6: Like I know people always make, give Mary Kate and
- 1:07:04Speaker 6: Ashley Olsen a hard time for not wanting to act
- 1:07:07Speaker 6: later in life, but it's like, but they were babies.
- 1:07:09Speaker 6: They didn't decide to act. Someone made that decision for them. So,
- 1:07:12Speaker 6: and they're billionaires. Why do they want to go and
- 1:07:14Speaker 6: be on some stupid self tape, a fucking audition in
- 1:07:17Speaker 6: their room and hope for a job. Not that I'm
- 1:07:20Speaker 6: bitter about that, but, but I would say the only
- 1:07:24Speaker 6: thing that about this, that's funny is they're not funny, but,
- 1:07:27Speaker 6: is like the guy seems to be drawing more attention
- 1:07:29Speaker 6: to it by posting articles.
- 1:07:31Speaker 1: Well, he said, he's like, I don't want, I want
- 1:07:32Speaker 1: my child to stay private, but that's why I've created
- 1:07:35Speaker 1: a law called Hudson's law.
- 1:07:37Speaker 3: The boy's name.
- 1:07:38Speaker 1: Oh, wow. For, for kids. Like, so they don't have
- 1:07:40Speaker 1: to be in their parents' reality shows. Right. And she's like,
- 1:07:44Speaker 1: you're such a hypocrite. The reason I think he's being
- 1:07:45Speaker 1: a hypocrite is they met. I think he was somewhat
- 1:07:49Speaker 1: featured on the show as like a contractor or something.
- 1:07:51Speaker 3: Okay.
- 1:07:52Speaker 1: And they met and, you know, I'm sure if they
- 1:07:55Speaker 1: were together, he wouldn't have a problem with the kid
- 1:07:57Speaker 1: being on the show.
- 1:07:58Speaker 6: Right.
- 1:07:59Speaker 1: And that's what always happens. It's like, oh, let me
- 1:08:03Speaker 1: inconvenience your life. Let me make it harder. And then also,
- 1:08:07Speaker 1: I don't want the world to see you in a
- 1:08:09Speaker 1: loving mom situation. So then like with a Brandi Glanville,
- 1:08:13Speaker 1: who was on Beverly Hills, her ex, Eddie Cibrian, never
- 1:08:18Speaker 1: let the boys be on it. So then anytime she
- 1:08:20Speaker 1: filmed Real Housewives, it was just her getting drunk and going,
- 1:08:24Speaker 1: You know, getting drinks and running around.
- 1:08:25Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:08:26Speaker 1: Because you couldn't see her being funny and interesting as
- 1:08:29Speaker 1: she made tacos for her boys.
- 1:08:30Speaker 5: Right.
- 1:08:31Speaker 3: So it's like, you know. I mean, yeah, I could
- 1:08:32Speaker 3: see both ways.
- 1:08:33Speaker 6: But it's sort of, but I did see Leanne Rimes
- 1:08:36Speaker 6: and Eddie Cibrian at Casa Vega a couple weeks ago
- 1:08:39Speaker 6: when my mom was in town.
- 1:08:40Speaker 1: Just the two of them?
- 1:08:41Speaker 3: They were with a group.
- 1:08:42Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:08:43Speaker 3: For a birthday party of some kind.
- 1:08:45Speaker 6: And then I looked on her Instagram and saw that
- 1:08:47Speaker 6: it was like a, and it was a friend of
- 1:08:49Speaker 6: hers or something.
- 1:08:50Speaker 3: But I was sitting with my mom.
- 1:08:52Speaker 6: And I saw Leanne Rimes walk in and I whispered
- 1:08:55Speaker 6: to my mom, I go, because my mom loves Leanne Rimes,
- 1:08:57Speaker 6: mostly from.
- 1:08:58Speaker 3: The masked singer. honestly, big fan.
- 1:09:02Speaker 6: And in comes Leanne Rimes and so I said to
- 1:09:04Speaker 6: my mom, I go, there's Leanne Rimes and Leanne Rimes
- 1:09:08Speaker 6: is here like as loud as she can did she
- 1:09:10Speaker 6: say hi no she totally should.
- 1:09:13Speaker 1: Have I know I don't know that for sure she
- 1:09:15Speaker 1: heard her but I don't know how she could not
- 1:09:16Speaker 1: I think Leanne would be very happy I know I
- 1:09:18Speaker 1: know to be approached by like a nice woman I
- 1:09:21Speaker 1: feel like.
- 1:09:21Speaker 6: If she was sitting by herself before anyone else got
- 1:09:24Speaker 6: there I might have been like my mom's a big
- 1:09:26Speaker 6: fan you know but it was a big group of
- 1:09:29Speaker 6: people so that didn't seem appropriate but I'm sure she
- 1:09:31Speaker 6: heard my mom scream her name at the top of
- 1:09:33Speaker 6: her lungs yeah that was a fun story.
- 1:09:34Speaker 3: Sorry No, that is good. No, I like it. Didn't
- 1:09:36Speaker 3: go anywhere. Well, no, wait.
- 1:09:38Speaker 1: So, okay, there's this other kid that I follow.
- 1:09:43Speaker 4: Oh.
- 1:09:44Speaker 1: And I think it's a lot of the mom telling
- 1:09:48Speaker 1: him what to say.
- 1:09:49Speaker 3: Oh, okay. It's okay. He's very cute.
- 1:09:51Speaker 1: He dances and he like says sassy things and he's
- 1:09:55Speaker 1: kind of blowing up. So I saw this one on
- 1:09:58Speaker 1: TikTok last night and it felt so scripted. It was
- 1:10:02Speaker 1: like the mom takes the camera and she goes, why
- 1:10:05Speaker 1: don't you want to go to school today? And he goes,
- 1:10:08Speaker 1: I don't, I want to just sing and go get
- 1:10:11Speaker 1: my nails done and go to the salon and go
- 1:10:14Speaker 1: to the fiance concert, meaning Beyonce, but like mispronounce it.
- 1:10:19Speaker 1: But he's a little old to be mispronouncing it. So
- 1:10:22Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, so everyone's like.
- 1:10:24Speaker 3: Love it.
- 1:10:24Speaker 1: He's so cute. That's me.
- 1:10:26Speaker 3: That's my spirit animal, blah, blah, blah.
- 1:10:28Speaker 1: And then I came across this one that said, honestly,
- 1:10:30Speaker 1: tell me if this is scripted or not. Did you
- 1:10:32Speaker 1: guys coach him in the car? And then someone said,
- 1:10:35Speaker 1: he is coached every waking minute. It's so obvious. It's
- 1:10:38Speaker 1: his mom who wants to be noticed. She just uses
- 1:10:41Speaker 1: him to do it. I just feel like in the beginning,
- 1:10:44Speaker 1: it was natural. And now it's more of a planned
- 1:10:45Speaker 1: vids and script, you know?
- 1:10:47Speaker 6: I agree with that because I feel like, and I mean,
- 1:10:50Speaker 6: I haven't seen this particular one, but you see that
- 1:10:52Speaker 6: all the time, right? Where some, a kid will, someone
- 1:10:55Speaker 6: will be driving or, and they'll say something and the
- 1:10:57Speaker 6: kid will say, Ooh, says the F word or something.
- 1:11:00Speaker 6: And then, and everyone acts all surprised, but then, and then,
- 1:11:03Speaker 6: Two videos later, they're doing the same thing, but in
- 1:11:07Speaker 6: longer sentences.
- 1:11:08Speaker 3: And all of a sudden, you're like, all right, was
- 1:11:10Speaker 3: the first one even real?
- 1:11:12Speaker 6: Or were you coaching him and then, oh, this will
- 1:11:18Speaker 6: be hilarious on TikTok. One time he said, the F
- 1:11:21Speaker 6: word in the house. So now we're going to make
- 1:11:22Speaker 6: him say it while I'm driving and do this. And
- 1:11:25Speaker 6: you know, they, it's like.
- 1:11:26Speaker 1: I just think people with that, they constantly have like
- 1:11:27Speaker 1: a fucking phone in their kid's face.
- 1:11:29Speaker 3: Like stop it. Yeah. Get a real job. Like what
- 1:11:33Speaker 3: is wrong with you? What about Hudson's law? I know.
- 1:11:38Speaker 1: Maybe that's why, I mean, that's why I kind of
- 1:11:39Speaker 1: was like, I kind of see, I kind of see
- 1:11:42Speaker 1: it all.
- 1:11:42Speaker 3: Like, you know, because it's like, but I see it all.
- 1:11:45Speaker 1: Like there was that one girl, there was like this
- 1:11:48Speaker 1: one kid that you just know, that the girl was
- 1:11:51Speaker 1: being fed all the lines. Like, it was too, like,
- 1:11:53Speaker 1: let me tell you about my day.
- 1:11:55Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
- 1:11:56Speaker 3: And, you know, like, I was shook.
- 1:11:58Speaker 1: And I was like, why are you doing that? You know,
- 1:12:00Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, come on. It's cut in half.
- 1:12:02Speaker 1: So it's like, literally, the mom is saying, and now
- 1:12:05Speaker 1: shake your head and go, oh, because she, she know
- 1:12:09Speaker 1: what she's talking about. Like, you know, and it's literally,
- 1:12:13Speaker 1: it's Shirley Temple. It's like, You are basically doing what
- 1:12:17Speaker 1: they did to Shirley Temple and you're putting like adult
- 1:12:19Speaker 1: things for her to say, looking like a little cute
- 1:12:22Speaker 1: kid to get like these views.
- 1:12:25Speaker 6: And hoping some like either sponsor or someone will offer
- 1:12:29Speaker 6: a movie role.
- 1:12:30Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:12:30Speaker 1: Or just viral. And then you get enough, you know,
- 1:12:32Speaker 1: you get enough following that you're like, you know, and
- 1:12:36Speaker 1: then it's like, well, who do you think, you know,
- 1:12:38Speaker 1: really you have like 18 million followers for. A six-year-old girl.
- 1:12:42Speaker 1: Do you think all 18 million of those are just
- 1:12:44Speaker 1: other moms that think your daughter's cute?
- 1:12:46Speaker 3: Yeah. Or is it fucking creepy?
- 1:12:47Speaker 1: Yeah, it gets creepy.
- 1:12:48Speaker 3: Yeah. It's just like, I don't know.
- 1:12:51Speaker 1: But I was kind of excited to see this comment
- 1:12:54Speaker 1: because I'm like, am I the only one that sees this?
- 1:12:57Speaker 3: I'm not going to write it. You need a TikTok
- 1:13:01Speaker 3: burner account so you can go on and comment what
- 1:13:04Speaker 3: you want.
- 1:13:05Speaker 1: I still think the kid is naturally talented. I just
- 1:13:08Speaker 1: am like, the sassy lines... and stuff is annoying because
- 1:13:13Speaker 1: I've seen it where the kid is like, okay, I'm done.
- 1:13:15Speaker 1: And like, it's still on the video.
- 1:13:17Speaker 3: Right. Like, it's like, oh yeah.
- 1:13:19Speaker 1: Okay. I'm done.
- 1:13:20Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:13:21Speaker 3: Totally.
- 1:13:21Speaker 1: And you see it, you're like, whoa, like you should
- 1:13:23Speaker 1: have cut that a little bit closer. Cause we just
- 1:13:25Speaker 1: saw how like, are we sick.
- 1:13:27Speaker 3: Of being and making you do like 20 takes? Yeah.
- 1:13:30Speaker 1: And how you're like just three more and then you
- 1:13:32Speaker 1: get your sweet tart or whatever, you know?
- 1:13:35Speaker 3: Anyway. So that was kind of juicy. Taylor Swift.
- 1:13:40Speaker 1: I saw this where this girl talks about how Taylor Swift,
- 1:13:43Speaker 1: everyone hated her in high school. And then she was
- 1:13:47Speaker 1: getting some award and she invited like all these people
- 1:13:50Speaker 1: that hadn't talked to her since she like made it.
- 1:13:53Speaker 1: And they went and then the girl, they realized like, oh,
- 1:13:58Speaker 1: this was her ultimate fuck you. She actually invited the
- 1:14:00Speaker 1: high school grade or whatever to come see her get
- 1:14:05Speaker 1: this award to be like, Like, first they thought it
- 1:14:08Speaker 1: was really sweet.
- 1:14:09Speaker 3: Right.
- 1:14:10Speaker 1: And they're like, it's so nice that she invited us
- 1:14:11Speaker 1: because we all hit her guts. Like, all right, let's go.
- 1:14:14Speaker 3: And then they realized, no, that was her ultimate, like...
- 1:14:18Speaker 3: You know what? Good for her.
- 1:14:19Speaker 1: I loved it.
- 1:14:19Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:14:20Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:14:20Speaker 4: If I.
- 1:14:21Speaker 3: I'd love to invite.
- 1:14:22Speaker 6: There's some people I'd like to invite to some things.
- 1:14:26Speaker 1: Just tell them to watch Juicy Scoop and be like,
- 1:14:28Speaker 1: I fucking made it.
- 1:14:29Speaker 3: There you go. Exactly. Okay.
- 1:14:33Speaker 1: Oh, also, also they said that she was holding her...
- 1:14:36Speaker 1: People are making a big deal that she was holding
- 1:14:37Speaker 1: her pen wrong in one of her videos.
- 1:14:40Speaker 3: Like in the wrong hand or just like in a
- 1:14:42Speaker 3: weird– I think I– wait. Where is that hand? I
- 1:14:45Speaker 3: mean like in a weird way?
- 1:14:47Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:14:48Speaker 1: Oh.
- 1:14:49Speaker 3: That's a weird way to write. But you know what?
- 1:14:53Speaker 1: When I was younger, I was holding it wrong for
- 1:14:55Speaker 1: a long time and then I was in my classroom
- 1:14:57Speaker 1: and this lady like came to observe the class and
- 1:15:00Speaker 1: she looked down at me and she was like, these
- 1:15:04Speaker 1: kids don't even know how to hold a pen right.
- 1:15:06Speaker 1: I remember thinking, that is kind of embarrassing. I guess
- 1:15:09Speaker 1: I have to do it the right way.
- 1:15:11Speaker 3: But now I'm trying to figure out how you're supposed
- 1:15:13Speaker 3: to hold it.
- 1:15:14Speaker 1: I don't even think kids... Kids don't even know how
- 1:15:16Speaker 1: to sign their name anymore. No one learns cursive.
- 1:15:19Speaker 3: Right.
- 1:15:19Speaker 1: So I don't think it's weird that... Well, she's a
- 1:15:21Speaker 1: little old not to hold... I mean, she's from an
- 1:15:23Speaker 1: era that they taught you how to hold a pen.
- 1:15:25Speaker 3: Right.
- 1:15:26Speaker 6: But she's probably just not really writing and she's just not.
- 1:15:28Speaker 3: I definitely think.
- 1:15:29Speaker 1: There's probably kids that don't know how to hold a
- 1:15:31Speaker 1: pencil right. Oh, this I didn't think you would enjoy.
- 1:15:33Speaker 1: There is a restaurant... In London, that is not Chinese food.
- 1:15:41Speaker 1: It's like normal Italian food, like raviolis, chicken, no utensils.
- 1:15:49Speaker 3: You're right.
- 1:15:49Speaker 6: I don't like this. I don't like this one bit.
- 1:15:52Speaker 6: First of all, pasta with your hands? He's eating just
- 1:15:56Speaker 6: a big thing of pasta.
- 1:15:57Speaker 1: He was eating pasta with the hands, noodles, raviolis where
- 1:16:00Speaker 1: they take a ravioli and scoop some sauce around it
- 1:16:02Speaker 1: with the hands. And you're supposed to eat with your hands.
- 1:16:05Speaker 1: And that's the whole fun of going to this restaurant.
- 1:16:07Speaker 6: And it kind of looks like family style in this situation.
- 1:16:10Speaker 6: It looks like a few people are doing it.
- 1:16:12Speaker 1: Well, he was feeding his girlfriend like spaghetti and stuff
- 1:16:15Speaker 1: like that.
- 1:16:15Speaker 6: No, I mean, come on. First of all, everyone's hands
- 1:16:18Speaker 6: are disgusting at this point. Like just we all know
- 1:16:21Speaker 6: you got to wash your hands and that's fine. You can,
- 1:16:23Speaker 6: you know, you can eat pizza with your hands, wash
- 1:16:26Speaker 6: your hands, I guess, things like that.
- 1:16:28Speaker 3: But don't. this, it's a whole different thing. You got
- 1:16:30Speaker 3: your fingers in your mouth. It's so weird.
- 1:16:32Speaker 1: Like in the post COVID world, like we're going completely opposite.
- 1:16:36Speaker 1: Like it used to be, you know, hand wipes, separate things,
- 1:16:39Speaker 1: like all this stuff. And now people are like opening restaurants.
- 1:16:42Speaker 1: We're like, grab your food with your dirty, disgusting hands.
- 1:16:46Speaker 1: Like no one cares. Like, what about those big tables
- 1:16:48Speaker 1: that are like, have you seen those big nacho tables
- 1:16:50Speaker 1: that people do now where they just throw the food
- 1:16:53Speaker 1: on a table and you're supposed to.
- 1:16:54Speaker 6: Like, I watched a woman at one of the, they
- 1:16:57Speaker 6: had like, it was, I forget where I was, but
- 1:17:00Speaker 6: they had like one of those giant things of nachos,
- 1:17:02Speaker 6: like the family, you know, and it was like five
- 1:17:05Speaker 6: people at a table and they were next to me.
- 1:17:06Speaker 3: And I swear to God, I could not stop focusing.
- 1:17:08Speaker 6: I almost went James Corden on all of them because
- 1:17:11Speaker 6: they were, the girl was putting her, eating her nachos,
- 1:17:14Speaker 6: which yes, you do eat with your hands, I understand,
- 1:17:16Speaker 6: but that's different than actually having to put all your
- 1:17:17Speaker 6: fingers in your mouth to get pasta.
- 1:17:19Speaker 3: Right.
- 1:17:19Speaker 6: But she's eating with her hands and then licking each
- 1:17:23Speaker 6: finger and then going back in and eating the nachos
- 1:17:26Speaker 6: and everyone at the table is just No one's saying anything.
- 1:17:30Speaker 3: And they're eating it too.
- 1:17:32Speaker 1: So recently you've been out. You've seen Leanne Rimes. You've
- 1:17:34Speaker 1: seen people eat with their fingers nachos. But Chris told
- 1:17:38Speaker 1: me the juiciest thing that happened.
- 1:17:40Speaker 3: Oh, I saw Mr. Big.
- 1:17:41Speaker 1: Yes.
- 1:17:41Speaker 3: Yeah, at Panzanella. Tell.
- 1:17:44Speaker 6: It's not really a good story, but he was like
- 1:17:47Speaker 6: two seats over from me.
- 1:17:50Speaker 3: He came in.
- 1:17:50Speaker 6: I was sitting at the bar. It's a restaurant in
- 1:17:53Speaker 6: Sherman Oaks. I'm going to go on TikTok and tell
- 1:17:55Speaker 6: this story. And he came up and ordered a drink
- 1:18:00Speaker 6: and then another guy met him.
- 1:18:01Speaker 3: And then I.
- 1:18:03Speaker 6: Looked over at him because I just was like, oh,
- 1:18:06Speaker 6: that looks like Chris Noth. And then I did a
- 1:18:07Speaker 6: double take and thought, oh, that actually is him.
- 1:18:10Speaker 3: Yeah. And then he looked back at me.
- 1:18:13Speaker 6: It felt like he wanted me to recognize him. Felt
- 1:18:19Speaker 6: like he wanted me to say something. Like maybe he's
- 1:18:22Speaker 6: looking for people to be like, hey, you know.
- 1:18:24Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:18:24Speaker 3: A little accolades or something since he– Got the boo.
- 1:18:28Speaker 1: Yeah. Was killed off.
- 1:18:30Speaker 3: Right. So I– but I didn't.
- 1:18:33Speaker 1: I just– You know, he didn't get killed off because
- 1:18:35Speaker 1: of his accusations. The accusations came after he was killed.
- 1:18:38Speaker 3: After, I think.
- 1:18:38Speaker 1: But there were supposed to be flashbacks with him.
- 1:18:40Speaker 3: Right. Yeah.
- 1:18:41Speaker 6: He died in the first episode anyway, right?
- 1:18:44Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:18:45Speaker 3: Yeah. Um, so, but anyway, it just felt like I'm
- 1:18:48Speaker 3: his energy.
- 1:18:49Speaker 6: If I was reading it correctly, which I'm going to
- 1:18:51Speaker 6: say I was on my tick tock later was that
- 1:18:54Speaker 6: he wanted me to say something.
- 1:18:57Speaker 1: I'm so glad you brought that up because I was
- 1:19:01Speaker 1: reading comments about myself. Um, and In a meme TikTok
- 1:19:05Speaker 1: that someone said about me. And so, of course, I
- 1:19:07Speaker 1: was reading the meme comments.
- 1:19:08Speaker 3: Don't do that.
- 1:19:09Speaker 1: And this one girl said, I was at Sephora in Calabasas.
- 1:19:16Speaker 3: And she was there, meaning Heather McDonald.
- 1:19:18Speaker 1: And she looked at me and smiled like she wanted
- 1:19:23Speaker 1: me to recognize her. But I didn't.
- 1:19:25Speaker 3: Ha ha.
- 1:19:26Speaker 1: Like mean happy face.
- 1:19:28Speaker 6: First of all, you did recognize her, you dumb bitch,
- 1:19:30Speaker 6: because you just wrote that you saw her at Sephora.
- 1:19:32Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:19:33Speaker 1: She wanted me to say something or something. And I'm like,
- 1:19:35Speaker 1: so I wrote back and I go, oh, I'm sorry
- 1:19:38Speaker 1: that while I was shopping for makeup, we had eye contact.
- 1:19:43Speaker 1: And I smiled. I'm sorry that I had eye contact
- 1:19:47Speaker 1: with you and smiled. Do you know before I ever
- 1:19:50Speaker 1: got on TV, I was going and shopping and occasionally
- 1:19:54Speaker 1: had eye contact with other people. humans yeah and looked
- 1:19:57Speaker 1: at them in the eye and smiled i.
- 1:19:59Speaker 3: Always smile at people it's because you.
- 1:20:01Speaker 1: Want them to go up and say are you sarah
- 1:20:02Speaker 1: colonna from juice i want.
- 1:20:03Speaker 6: Them to say are you heather mcdonald i want them
- 1:20:05Speaker 6: to get it wrong no i mean of course you
- 1:20:08Speaker 6: of course you smile when you make eye contact with
- 1:20:10Speaker 6: someone like i grew up in a town where we
- 1:20:12Speaker 6: waved at people who drove by whether and then right
- 1:20:15Speaker 6: and people were like what i'm saying i mean yeah
- 1:20:17Speaker 6: was was um chris noth Well, wanting you to recognize
- 1:20:23Speaker 6: him or was he like just smiling because you're a
- 1:20:25Speaker 6: cute blonde at a bar?
- 1:20:27Speaker 3: Well, I guess that's a good point. He was maybe.
- 1:20:30Speaker 3: But he didn't really. It wasn't. I can't explain it.
- 1:20:34Speaker 3: Damn it.
- 1:20:35Speaker 6: I'll have to do it on my TikTok. But it
- 1:20:36Speaker 6: was it felt like he was like, you know, like
- 1:20:40Speaker 6: kind of in it. It wasn't like a smile or.
- 1:20:42Speaker 3: Yeah. It felt like. Yeah, it's.
- 1:20:45Speaker 1: Mm hmm. It is me.
- 1:20:46Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 1:20:47Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:20:47Speaker 3: You want something out of this? I don't know. That's
- 1:20:48Speaker 3: what I'm just making this up.
- 1:20:50Speaker 6: And he could have just been innocently trying to have
- 1:20:53Speaker 6: a dinner at Panzanella. Like you were having a nice,
- 1:20:56Speaker 6: polite conversation or a nice, polite interaction at Sephora and
- 1:20:59Speaker 6: you weren't trying to get recognized.
- 1:21:00Speaker 1: And this girl was like, but I wasn't going to
- 1:21:02Speaker 1: give her that satisfaction. So do you think I left
- 1:21:05Speaker 1: Sephora going, God, I wish that girl would have walked
- 1:21:08Speaker 1: up to me and asked for a photo?
- 1:21:10Speaker 3: Well, I think that's how Chris Knoth left Panzanella.
- 1:21:13Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:21:14Speaker 6: I think he was like, gosh, I wish that blonde,
- 1:21:17Speaker 6: curly-headed lady who kind of resembles Sarah Jessica Parker's hair,
- 1:21:21Speaker 6: maybe that's why he was looking at me, thought I
- 1:21:22Speaker 6: was her for a second, thought I was ignoring him.
- 1:21:25Speaker 1: This is disturbing, but there's something kind of interesting about it.
- 1:21:28Speaker 1: This is Randall Emmett, who is engaged to Lala Kent
- 1:21:32Speaker 1: from Vanderpump. They broke up because he was cheating, which was,
- 1:21:38Speaker 1: you know, there were evidence of it, and they're in
- 1:21:40Speaker 1: a custody battle with a child. This girl, Amber, shot uh, shit.
- 1:21:45Speaker 3: What did I say?
- 1:21:46Speaker 1: Name? Childers, Amber Childers. She was in, um, you, the shows,
- 1:21:52Speaker 1: you and Netflix. She's an actress. She has two children
- 1:21:55Speaker 1: with him and was married and divorced from him. She, um, just, uh,
- 1:22:00Speaker 1: filed to get a restraining order, which they have a, uh, she's,
- 1:22:03Speaker 1: they're going to hear her case November 14th against Randall
- 1:22:07Speaker 1: because in corresponding, this is all in the LA times.
- 1:22:10Speaker 1: So she corresponds with Randall being like Randall, um, I
- 1:22:15Speaker 1: just heard from the school and our oldest daughter's been
- 1:22:17Speaker 1: late a bunch of times where you were responsible to
- 1:22:19Speaker 1: getting her there.
- 1:22:20Speaker 3: You know, can we talk about it? And according to
- 1:22:23Speaker 3: her in.
- 1:22:23Speaker 1: The LA times, he then somehow this email came back
- 1:22:27Speaker 1: to her and it was like a correspondence between Randall
- 1:22:30Speaker 1: and Randall's attorney that they didn't realize she was like
- 1:22:34Speaker 1: on it.
- 1:22:35Speaker 3: Oh boy.
- 1:22:37Speaker 1: And he, and he said, and the attorney said something
- 1:22:40Speaker 1: to the point of, When can you get some real
- 1:22:44Speaker 1: money together so we can make this problem go away?
- 1:22:50Speaker 1: And this is not good for your girls. And something
- 1:22:54Speaker 1: to that effect. Right. So very chilling to Amber. Like,
- 1:22:59Speaker 1: what do you mean?
- 1:23:00Speaker 3: Make it go away. Make it go away.
- 1:23:02Speaker 1: Me go away like physically or, you know, like plant
- 1:23:05Speaker 1: something on me or and make me look like a
- 1:23:07Speaker 1: bad mom.
- 1:23:08Speaker 6: Or does he just mean like we need more money
- 1:23:10Speaker 6: to like go after her in.
- 1:23:12Speaker 1: A different way? So it was not– what happens with
- 1:23:17Speaker 1: a restraining order is you go and you ask for
- 1:23:19Speaker 1: like an immediate restraining order and sometimes they say yes,
- 1:23:22Speaker 1: sometimes they say no. There is not enough here in
- 1:23:26Speaker 1: your complaint, but we'll have a hearing about it. Sometimes
- 1:23:31Speaker 1: they do a temporary one, which then right away you
- 1:23:34Speaker 1: get it. And then you still go back a couple
- 1:23:36Speaker 1: weeks later where then the person can defend themselves saying,
- 1:23:39Speaker 1: I don't want a restraining order against me because having
- 1:23:41Speaker 1: a restraining order against you, it isn't good.
- 1:23:44Speaker 4: Right.
- 1:23:45Speaker 1: You know, so it's like you don't really want that
- 1:23:47Speaker 1: on your record because sometimes I was like, what do
- 1:23:48Speaker 1: people care? Just stay away from her, you know, whatever.
- 1:23:51Speaker 1: But this is a big mess because he's in a
- 1:23:52Speaker 1: child custody situation.
- 1:23:54Speaker 3: Right, and so it looks really bad.
- 1:23:55Speaker 1: But, I mean, I'm, like, pretty scary. I'm a pretty
- 1:24:00Speaker 1: bad attorney.
- 1:24:01Speaker 6: I was going to say, on top of it, I
- 1:24:02Speaker 6: would be like, you're an attorney who can't figure out
- 1:24:05Speaker 6: who all is on the email chain?
- 1:24:06Speaker 1: But, I mean, and who are you, like, who is
- 1:24:08Speaker 1: this attorney of yours? And what are you guys talking about? Like,
- 1:24:12Speaker 1: she was just merely saying, like, the kid is coming
- 1:24:14Speaker 1: to school late. Right. I don't think I need to be, like.
- 1:24:17Speaker 3: But now she has that. Yeah.
- 1:24:19Speaker 6: Now she has that to take to court and say
- 1:24:22Speaker 6: this is an email that he wrote.
- 1:24:25Speaker 1: I mean, it's going to help in that whatever. If
- 1:24:27Speaker 1: she's not happy with her custody situation, it's going to
- 1:24:29Speaker 1: help her be seen as like to the judge, like
- 1:24:33Speaker 1: this is what the fuck I'm dealing with. Now I'm
- 1:24:35Speaker 1: scared shitless and like, you know, that they are angry
- 1:24:40Speaker 1: with me and are willing to do whatever.
- 1:24:41Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a bad reply all on his end.
- 1:24:45Speaker 1: Last thing I want to share. Is have you heard
- 1:24:48Speaker 1: about the fox eye treatment? Yes. Well, don't get it.
- 1:24:53Speaker 3: No.
- 1:24:53Speaker 1: This girl said, I got the viral fox eye lift
- 1:24:57Speaker 1: and the pain was so bad I wanted to die.
- 1:25:00Speaker 1: So what it is, it's what allegedly Bella Hadid got.
- 1:25:04Speaker 3: Right.
- 1:25:05Speaker 1: And so it like lifts your eyes so that you
- 1:25:08Speaker 1: look like a little fox. And so just pulls it
- 1:25:12Speaker 1: up and takes it. But it's a lot of young
- 1:25:14Speaker 1: girls are doing it. It's like different than when people
- 1:25:17Speaker 1: our age get like a little lift or whatever. And
- 1:25:20Speaker 1: it's to really kind of give you this like model-y look.
- 1:25:24Speaker 1: And anyway, it healed a little bit, but she still
- 1:25:27Speaker 1: has these huge dents in the side of her eyes.
- 1:25:30Speaker 1: And she really didn't need it at all.
- 1:25:32Speaker 3: No, but look what they– I mean, who did it?
- 1:25:35Speaker 3: Her friend?
- 1:25:37Speaker 1: She said she got a good deal.
- 1:25:39Speaker 3: Well, yeah. First of all, if it's on Groupon, don't
- 1:25:42Speaker 3: go get it. Don't go get your Fox Eyelift off
- 1:25:44Speaker 3: of Groupon. Yeah, do not. Exactly.
- 1:25:46Speaker 1: She only paid $ 2, 000.
- 1:25:49Speaker 6: I mean, it looks like she just went to someone's
- 1:25:53Speaker 6: house and they were like, yeah.
- 1:25:54Speaker 1: Like a Frankenstein.
- 1:25:55Speaker 3: I know how to do it. Yeah. Oh, poor thing.
- 1:25:57Speaker 6: But I mean, at least she's telling people. So maybe
- 1:25:59Speaker 6: people will listen to her and not do it.
- 1:26:01Speaker 3: I just don't think this is a good trend. No,
- 1:26:04Speaker 3: I don't either. Especially for young girls.
- 1:26:05Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:26:06Speaker 1: The other thing that allegedly... people believe that Bella Hadid
- 1:26:11Speaker 1: and other people get is this thing called buckle fat.
- 1:26:13Speaker 1: Have you heard of that? No. Where you're like a
- 1:26:15Speaker 1: young girl and you have like a little round fat
- 1:26:17Speaker 1: face but you want to look like an anorexic model.
- 1:26:20Speaker 1: They take the fat out of your cheeks. And so
- 1:26:23Speaker 1: then you have that like– and then the fox and
- 1:26:25Speaker 1: then you're like that. But the problem is then I
- 1:26:28Speaker 1: think once you get older and that fat is gone.
- 1:26:32Speaker 3: What happens? You look old. Yeah. You look too young.
- 1:26:35Speaker 1: Bella Hadid looks 40. She looks attractive, but she looks 40.
- 1:26:39Speaker 6: Like, you do it so young, and then all of
- 1:26:41Speaker 6: a sudden, and then that fat, like, would have gone
- 1:26:43Speaker 6: away anyway, and now you're, like, sunken and sunken in probably.
- 1:26:46Speaker 3: I can't picture her face right now, but, I mean,
- 1:26:49Speaker 3: I'm just seeing in general. Right, right. Like, I'm all
- 1:26:51Speaker 3: for people doing whatever they want.
- 1:26:52Speaker 5: Right.
- 1:26:53Speaker 6: But when it's not too young, because you don't know
- 1:26:56Speaker 6: what your face is going to turn into.
- 1:26:58Speaker 1: That's my advice, too, is just be careful to... girls
- 1:27:01Speaker 1: with the too young, getting stuff done too young.
- 1:27:03Speaker 3: Yeah, and don't get it as a deal. Don't get
- 1:27:05Speaker 3: a two for one or whatever.
- 1:27:06Speaker 1: Definitely not. So, Sarah, you are back on the road
- 1:27:11Speaker 1: doing stand-up.
- 1:27:12Speaker 3: Tell me where your shows are.
- 1:27:14Speaker 6: November 3rd through the 5th, I will be at the
- 1:27:18Speaker 6: Louisville Comedy Club in Louisville. And then after that, two
- 1:27:23Speaker 6: weeks after that, I'm in Fort Wayne, Indiana at the
- 1:27:25Speaker 6: Summit City Comedy Club. And then second week of December
- 1:27:28Speaker 6: at Spokane Comedy Club. All of that is on sarahcolonna.com.
- 1:27:32Speaker 6: Please come see me.
- 1:27:34Speaker 1: Thank you. And I have shows still left. On November,
- 1:27:39Speaker 1: when you're in Louisville, I will be in Houston and
- 1:27:43Speaker 1: Dallas doing Live Juicy Soup. With Justin Martindale.
- 1:27:48Speaker 3: Sorry. Didn't mean to interrupt you. Sorry. Go ahead. But
- 1:27:53Speaker 3: I don't think there's many tickets.
- 1:27:55Speaker 1: There's only... a handful of tickets or maybe a little
- 1:27:58Speaker 1: bit more, but there's some tickets left for the Dallas
- 1:28:00Speaker 1: because there's a second show. Second show Dallas, there's some
- 1:28:02Speaker 1: tickets left over. Houston, I think is sold out. And
- 1:28:06Speaker 1: then I've got Chris, Boston, Philly, and DC. And I
- 1:28:10Speaker 1: think there's Philly, there are single seats only, but listen
- 1:28:15Speaker 1: to me, Philly people, you will have a fun time
- 1:28:19Speaker 1: And even if you and a friend want to go,
- 1:28:20Speaker 1: just buy two single seats. I'm sure people will, like,
- 1:28:23Speaker 1: accommodate you. It's a Juicy Scoop crowd. It will be fun.
- 1:28:27Speaker 1: Because other than that, then you won't be able to come.
- 1:28:30Speaker 1: So get the seat. Go alone or whatever.
- 1:28:32Speaker 3: Go by yourself to a show. It's fun.
- 1:28:34Speaker 1: I know. The crowd is so fun. Everyone will embrace you.
- 1:28:38Speaker 3: It's fine.
- 1:28:39Speaker 1: And then I have two shows in D.C. on Saturday
- 1:28:42Speaker 1: the 19th. And then that's it for a while for me.
- 1:28:45Speaker 3: Oh, taking a little break from the road?
- 1:28:47Speaker 1: Just a little.
- 1:28:48Speaker 3: Yeah, you need one.
- 1:28:49Speaker 6: This has been, it seems to be like a fun tour,
- 1:28:51Speaker 6: but it's been a lot.
- 1:28:52Speaker 3: It's fun.
- 1:28:52Speaker 1: But yeah, then I'll do more in 2023. But, you know,
- 1:28:55Speaker 1: get my groove on for the holidays.
- 1:28:57Speaker 3: That's right.
- 1:28:57Speaker 5: Sarah?
- 1:28:57Speaker 1: Sarah? Follow you. Tell them about your podcast.
- 1:29:00Speaker 3: Yes. Follow me at SarahColonna1 on Instagram.
- 1:29:03Speaker 6: I don't know why I said that. But my podcast
- 1:29:06Speaker 6: is Are You My Podcast? Right now, we do Married
- 1:29:08Speaker 6: at First Sight, which is still on for the next
- 1:29:10Speaker 6: couple weeks. And then after that, we do other fun stuff.
- 1:29:13Speaker 6: And as always, Juicy Scoopers get 20% off on my
- 1:29:19Speaker 6: stadium-compliant and concert-compliant bag line.
- 1:29:22Speaker 3: If you haven't checked it out, it's ClutchWomen.com. So cute.
- 1:29:25Speaker 3: And it's called Juicy Scoop for 20% off.
- 1:29:28Speaker 1: Yes, I have a cute black one that I wore
- 1:29:30Speaker 1: the other day because I was going out to USC.
- 1:29:36Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:29:37Speaker 1: And I almost forgot because I'd been so long since
- 1:29:39Speaker 1: I've gone to a show.
- 1:29:40Speaker 3: And the black and gold looks good with the USC gear.
- 1:29:42Speaker 3: It's all good.
- 1:29:44Speaker 1: And they don't hassle you at all.
- 1:29:45Speaker 3: That's right.
- 1:29:46Speaker 1: Because it's the right size.
- 1:29:47Speaker 3: Do you know who I'm seeing on Saturday that I'm
- 1:29:49Speaker 3: going to bring my clutch to? Giselle? No. Yep. Harry Styles.
- 1:29:53Speaker 3: I'm so excited. I'm going to the Harry Styles concert.
- 1:29:56Speaker 6: Oh, you're like, actually, no, no, I'm going to a
- 1:29:59Speaker 6: concert and I and it's and you need the right
- 1:30:01Speaker 6: size bag.
- 1:30:01Speaker 1: Oh, I thought you were like going to bring him
- 1:30:03Speaker 1: one because, you know, he's kind of.
- 1:30:04Speaker 3: Like, like, where's girl? I would love for him to
- 1:30:07Speaker 3: wear one.
- 1:30:07Speaker 6: I'll try to throw one to him on stage from
- 1:30:09Speaker 6: my second row upper level seats, but not sure it'll
- 1:30:12Speaker 6: make it.
- 1:30:13Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
- 1:30:13Speaker 3: How fun.
- 1:30:14Speaker 1: I know. So golden.
- 1:30:18Speaker 3: Love it. I love him. I'm going to have so
- 1:30:20Speaker 3: much fun. I love him.
- 1:30:21Speaker 1: That is going to be such a good show.
- 1:30:22Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:30:22Speaker 3: Where is he playing at? At the Forum. Oh, fun.
- 1:30:25Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:30:26Speaker 3: Are you going with Chris? No, I'm going with my husband.
- 1:30:28Speaker 1: Oh, thank God. Yeah.
- 1:30:32Speaker 5: Christmas shopping has already started in our house. My daughter
- 1:30:35Speaker 5: is so organised, already planning Christmas gifts from Macaulay. Hair
- 1:30:39Speaker 5: care for her aunt and a fab fragrance for her bestie.
- 1:30:42Speaker 5: But the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I'm
- 1:30:44Speaker 5: an early bird, buying one present a week from now
- 1:30:47Speaker 5: till Christmas, which makes budgeting less stressful. I can buy
- 1:30:50Speaker 5: in-store or online from Macaulay.ie for home delivery or free
- 1:30:54Speaker 5: click and collect.
- 1:30:55Speaker 3: So easy.
- 1:30:56Speaker 5: Gifts they'll cherish at prices you'll love.