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OUTRO: That's Keyzie For Ya! · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: It just feels like an accusation.
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  Speaker 2: I just have you been im wrong?
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  Speaker 1: I haven't been at a pub. No, that's hard.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you had a few busies.
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  Speaker 1: You look like you've had a few. I haven't had
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  Speaker 1: a few. How many of your head too? Got it? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't at a pub, though, Jason is a Japanese restaurant. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: it was that a wrong. Weren't invited to that's right?
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  Speaker 2: It's loving the Big Show podcast, get up even Closer.
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  Speaker 3: On Instagram, YouTube and ticked off for raw dogging for to.
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  Speaker 2: Siller every weekday on radio here. Yeah, I just got
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  Speaker 2: your message there, Mogi, about which I should have. The
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  Speaker 2: only problem was I couldn't get out where you can't
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  Speaker 2: go back, you see. So it was a real ship, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: real ship. Yeah? Are you going kezy? You're good?
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  Speaker 1: I'm really good. How you guys going right?
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  Speaker 2: Did you have a nice Japanese lunch?
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  Speaker 1: Did you guess where you were in?
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  Speaker 2: That's right? Death ran? Did you with it all right?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't get it all right? Who got it? Me
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  Speaker 1: and Prebs got the food we actually wanted. And the
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  Speaker 1: people that got the death Ramen were pugsn Isaac the
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  Speaker 1: pants Man and Blake from Flavor. It killed all of them.
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  Speaker 1: Pug San was probably the best. He just ate it,
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  Speaker 1: got it done. He finished at first and with only
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  Speaker 1: one sort of one minute long coughing fit. Isaac was next,
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  Speaker 1: who just sort of cracked jokes through the whole thing
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  Speaker 1: whilst three massive beads of sweat we're going down to
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  Speaker 1: either side of his face. Holy shit, the pants man
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  Speaker 1: had beads of sweet was on his entire face, kept coughing,
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  Speaker 1: his lips were burning. He got to the point where
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  Speaker 1: he was trying to drink it without using his lips
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  Speaker 1: with his teeth like with a spoon onto straight teeth
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  Speaker 1: like that, and then afterwards was messaying stuff it was
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  Speaker 1: actually that hot. And then Blake pretty much left most
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  Speaker 1: of it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember. I don't know why this was, but
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  Speaker 2: we went for an Indian curry. And when I was
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  Speaker 2: at school, and the teacher who took us he was
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  Speaker 2: a real like curry freak, and he ordered something like
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  Speaker 2: the goat curry or something, and he said, I want
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  Speaker 2: it Indian hot. I don't want it, you know, European hot.
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  Speaker 2: So they gave him this me I'll never forget because
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  Speaker 2: he wore glasses his entire glasses fogged up and and
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  Speaker 2: sweat was literally pessing off him. But he was like, no,
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  Speaker 2: it's good, it's all fine. It was and he couldn't
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  Speaker 2: even see us because those glasses had completely fogged up.
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  Speaker 1: It was ridiculous. It was hilarious. So it was such
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  Speaker 1: a funny lunch because I just I was like, I've
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  Speaker 1: had this rum and a few times now, I don't
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  Speaker 1: need to get it right. They all got them. They're
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  Speaker 1: all cockahoop as well, like Isaac was asking for extra
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  Speaker 1: extra Is this the hottest you got? Sort of ship.
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  Speaker 2: I love the bravado behind all that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: You know.
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  Speaker 2: I had the weirdest thing last night fell us genuinely
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  Speaker 2: like all night. And today was a bit different, but
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  Speaker 2: I've had parts of it today. But all last night
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  Speaker 2: when I got home, I thought it was a weekend.
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  Speaker 2: In my head, I was like, ah, long weekend. How good?
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  Speaker 2: Didn't think twice about.
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  Speaker 3: It at all, And that was in my mouth, So
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  Speaker 3: I apologize. I had my mouth shut. I just ate
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  Speaker 3: my chicken. You're dessicated chicken and broccoli there, and I
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  Speaker 3: was wolfing it down.
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  Speaker 2: Were you really hang into it? And all night I
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  Speaker 2: was like, oh, how good? How good? And anyway, I
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  Speaker 2: went to bed with my wife.
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  Speaker 1: What happened next?
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  Speaker 2: And I said to her, Hey, now listen.
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  Speaker 1: Don't snap your neck.
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  Speaker 2: Jesus, yeah, Keezy, you're a shock at I didn't even
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  Speaker 2: see who it was.
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  Speaker 1: Halfway through a story, I see who it was.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, your fucking eyeballs and fucked up your you're that
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  Speaker 3: hide under the collar looking at it?
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  Speaker 2: Sweet?
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  Speaker 1: Maybe the whole Racky Big Show wed days from four
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  Speaker 1: on Radio Hiarchy the Wracky Big Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 2: But anyway, so we went to bed and I said,
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  Speaker 2: I said to my wife, I said, should we go
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  Speaker 2: for a meal before the gig tomorrow, babe? And she went, ah,
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  Speaker 2: but you mean you know that'll be nice? But isn't
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  Speaker 2: isn't the gig on Saturday? And I went yeah?
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  Speaker 1: And she said, ye are you idiot?
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  Speaker 2: Tomorrow's Friday, isn't it? And I went, fuck me, it
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  Speaker 2: is too.
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  Speaker 1: So when you found out that it wasn't fact Friday,
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  Speaker 1: how did that change the amount of sort of stuff
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  Speaker 1: you had to do on you know?
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  Speaker 2: Well it didn't. It didn't change a lot, but it
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  Speaker 2: changed my attitude a lot. I got I got into
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  Speaker 2: sort of long weekend mode and started playing in my
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  Speaker 2: head what I was going to do and we were
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  Speaker 2: going to go and all that sort of stuff, and
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  Speaker 2: then it was like, oh, fuck, hang on, I've got
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  Speaker 2: to go back to work tomorrow.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, your message through to the chat and I was like, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I did today too. I had day today, I had
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  Speaker 2: moments of going today. We've got to go and do
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  Speaker 2: the the damn shirt.
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  Speaker 1: Big shirt, great, damn show. Why do you keep promising
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  Speaker 1: to wear certain shirts and then you just never do.
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  Speaker 2: I promised to wear my boat shirt.
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  Speaker 1: Did your Lemon shirt?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I can wear that on Oh you won't be
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  Speaker 2: here on cheese.
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  Speaker 1: You said you were going to wear your Lemon shit.
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  Speaker 2: That's because I couldn't find.
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  Speaker 1: My Remember I remembered boat shirt. I remember beer, Lemon
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  Speaker 1: shoot or boat shot? Well won? Did j C is
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  Speaker 1: gonna weir today? Either way? Lemon had pugs is women.
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  Speaker 1: So you obviously made a lot of promises to wear
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  Speaker 1: different shirts. Yeah, and thank you for keeping your one
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  Speaker 1: to me.
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  Speaker 2: Sure do you have a Lemon ship?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I do have a limen.
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  Speaker 1: He's talking the big Tour.
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  Speaker 2: I promise you when when you come backsy, I'll wear it.
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  Speaker 1: What kind of beers were you drinking today, man.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because before you're in a horror of the mood. Jesus.
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  Speaker 1: Orion Oryan is what I called it. But when the
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  Speaker 1: waitress brought it over, she said, Orion is that a
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  Speaker 1: Japanese Japanese beer.
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  Speaker 2: Japanese team to make pretty good beers, though it can.
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  Speaker 2: I used to be a big fan of the.
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  Speaker 1: I love the chat about Japanese beers. It's like they're fine.
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  Speaker 1: I like, I like's good supporter is my favorite?
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  Speaker 2: The bottle. Actually, if we're going to talk to nice,
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  Speaker 2: we should get old pugs.
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  Speaker 1: And sucky is nice? Do you like? You don't like sucking?
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  Speaker 1: Suck at his bulls?
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  Speaker 2: The one drink really that I didn't I never connected.
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  Speaker 2: We never connected with warm saki was no good.
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  Speaker 1: The one drink that you didn't connect with. It's like
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  Speaker 1: a cup of urine. You connect with that?
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  Speaker 2: No, I mean alcoholic drink. Oh okay, yeah, you really are.
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  Speaker 3: Keys has had a few beers and I think we
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  Speaker 3: worked it out. You'd had four. Turned out that there's
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  Speaker 3: been about an hour gap since your last one. You're
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  Speaker 3: falling off a cliff, so you're just sober and app
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  Speaker 3: You'll be hanging over in about twenty minutes.
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  Speaker 2: Do you guys, do you find this smogie?
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  Speaker 1: Probably a lemon.
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  Speaker 2: Sho fucking hell, I told you, and I was trying
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  Speaker 2: to find my boat shit and I finally found it.
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  Speaker 2: But anyway, you know where you where, you'd be drinking
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  Speaker 2: shiploads right and then you'd stop and then like you'd
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  Speaker 2: have a hangover an hour later.
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  Speaker 1: Your wife I stopped.
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  Speaker 2: Well you've start, say you've run out, you'd have the
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  Speaker 2: hangover and feel like ship not the next day, but
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  Speaker 2: almost immediately. Yeah, that sucked, man, do you get that?
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  Speaker 1: Keysy, I don't talk about I just had two lunch
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  Speaker 1: beers and they weren't even pints or anything. They were
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  Speaker 1: small and that really cool, like cold handles with big
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  Speaker 1: thick handles on them. I love a beer out of
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  Speaker 1: a handle. Yeah. Well that was the old school. That
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  Speaker 1: was the old school, and all six of us were
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  Speaker 1: cheers right in the middle.
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  Speaker 2: And what was the occasion?
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  Speaker 1: Just people that worked hard at Hadaki? Yeah, what was
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  Speaker 1: the occasion?
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  Speaker 3: Though?
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  Speaker 1: Isaac? Oh, the occasion is that Todd's not here, I think,
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  Speaker 1: but also that that heard us talking about the death
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  Speaker 1: Ramen and Isaac wanted to try its man wanted to
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  Speaker 1: be a big dog and try it as well.
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  Speaker 2: I might get guy fired and.
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  Speaker 1: You're full of ship.
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  Speaker 2: But I said to my wife, actually it's half tired tonight.
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  Speaker 2: Have a good quality tie. I haven't had one for ages.
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  Speaker 1: A good can you tell?
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  Speaker 2: You can get you can get really.
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  Speaker 1: Shy, you can. But it's a lottery. I find it's
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  Speaker 1: a lottery.
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  Speaker 3: One thing I'll say about Uber eats, yes, as it
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  Speaker 3: doesn't really save.
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  Speaker 1: What I'd like to be able to do is order food.
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  Speaker 1: You're with me, kezy, order food on the old Uber
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  Speaker 1: app there.
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  Speaker 3: And then after I've enjoyed the ar from this random
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  Speaker 3: restaurant that I've somehow ordered from, be able to rate it,
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  Speaker 3: go that was a goodie. Yes, that was a good
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  Speaker 3: And then I've got a list of all the restaurants across,
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  Speaker 3: whether it's pizza or whatever carries it is, and then
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  Speaker 3: I can go off the back of that because every
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  Speaker 3: time I go back into it, yeah, I'm starting from
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  Speaker 3: scratch orders or anything. Maybe there is there might be,
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  Speaker 3: but I can't remember by that stage whether it was
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  Speaker 3: good or not.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, a lot of ship Indian carries man, Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That that can be very head and mess the old
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  Speaker 2: indies it's.
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  Speaker 1: Disheartening, it is. And we honestly my bottle check butter
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  Speaker 1: checking always good.
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  Speaker 2: We we found really this is what we had. We
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  Speaker 2: found it actually a fucking top notch tie place, just
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  Speaker 2: by chance, and we pucker yeah man, and it was
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  Speaker 2: so good. It was like far out, this is sensational tie.
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  Speaker 2: And then we started getting out on newber each and
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  Speaker 2: it was good. But on the last sort of two
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  Speaker 2: or three occasions, it's been seriously below park management. It's
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  Speaker 2: so disappointed.
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  Speaker 1: You spend it. You spend a lot of money.
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  Speaker 2: You do you, I mean I may have dog squad money,
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  Speaker 2: but come.
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  Speaker 1: On, and still even still my local tie. Ship, it's good.
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  Speaker 1: It's so good when you find your local tie.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, well this is local.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but when you find it, you know it's going
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  Speaker 1: to be good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, this is what was This is what was
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  Speaker 2: so disappointing though, because we found that keasy and then
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  Speaker 2: it turned Ship.
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  Speaker 1: Could you go to my one and then maybe to
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  Speaker 1: work the next time and tell me that it was
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  Speaker 1: just okay?
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  Speaker 2: Sure, sure, special, Yeah, I might go.
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  Speaker 1: I'm fucking going to you just you want to put
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  Speaker 1: my lemon shit on go get guy fi. You're not
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  Speaker 1: going to oh man, right, sure, man, I just got
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  Speaker 1: an invite here. You guys probably got this as well
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  Speaker 1: for Gladiator too. Me and punks out already rs VP.
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  Speaker 1: He'll be going to that, bastard. Don't you worry about that, Keezy.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't get an invite.
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  Speaker 1: It's a shame. Never mind me.
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  Speaker 2: No lunch, No fucking would you have come to lunch?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I would have, bullshit, I would have. Yeah, sure I
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  Speaker 2: had a free afternoon.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Well next time because we're going to do
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  Speaker 1: it again because everyone loved it and now it's like
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  Speaker 1: the thing we have to go and have this ram
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  Speaker 1: and sure yourself and Blake is even like no, I'm
• 10:34
  Speaker 1: gonna like will come back in like a month. And
• 10:36
  Speaker 1: in the meantime, I'm like practice, mate, Hey, listen to
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: the Hucky Big Show. Ford'll seemon every week day. It's
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: really good, man. It's not ready to hear it, okay, man,
• 10:44
  Speaker 1: just check it out.