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Crashing a Bay Ridge Barber Shop with Chris Distefano & Yannis Pappas · Opie & Carl

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  Speaker 1: Ship.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, here we go. This is the place. All right,
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna walk.
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  Speaker 3: In the place you've been going.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, hey man, oh wow, it's a bit o.
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  Speaker 3: Hi Stefano. How you doing?
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  Speaker 2: Hey man?
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  Speaker 3: How are you?
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  Speaker 4: You know?
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  Speaker 3: Stefano? Op op Stean Media. Thanks for having us Farmer
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  Speaker 3: Shop Giannas and Stefano.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh really he came.
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  Speaker 3: He was in bay Ridge boys, he was Yeah, that's right.
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  Speaker 5: You cut your hair a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, all right, what do we do now?
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  Speaker 3: Say that one I don't remember something.
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  Speaker 2: I'm with you.
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  Speaker 6: I mean that's smart too, because it's like a hair
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  Speaker 6: cutting place, so that the possibilities of him getting.
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  Speaker 2: His haircut are pretty pretty good, pretty high down.
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  Speaker 7: Guy's the best farmer in bay Rich Really, to Fano
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  Speaker 7: with Torno, what makes him the best farmer?
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  Speaker 3: He gives dope haircuts.
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  Speaker 2: And you're one of those guys that gets haircuts when
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  Speaker 2: you don't need them.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like I get haircluts every two weeks.
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  Speaker 2: I get a haircut once every three months.
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  Speaker 3: Give it a tank once every three months.
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  Speaker 2: Check it out, checked out.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're a little thin up there?
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  Speaker 2: Am I scare?
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  Speaker 3: Because my's the scariest thing you can tell him is
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  Speaker 3: his hair is getting there.
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  Speaker 2: No, but to be honest with you, my hair grew
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  Speaker 2: back after I got after I got let go from
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  Speaker 2: Serious XM. Yeah, less stress, the hair started growing.
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  Speaker 3: Check it out for yourself.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I mean, this is a couple of little
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  Speaker 2: problems up there, but it's not a full problem.
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  Speaker 3: And a more problem.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, at any moment, a fight could break out here, Bro,
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  Speaker 6: Can I get the buzzer?
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  Speaker 2: Know the buzzer on the podcast? I love podcast?
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  Speaker 3: All right, thank you, Bro? I told you comes a
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  Speaker 3: real yeah, real bomber shop. Oh god, I'm so hot
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  Speaker 3: right now?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the cape's not helping you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sweating. Did you want to wash my hair?
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  Speaker 4: Now?
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  Speaker 3: It's too late now right and before I put the top. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: I gotta put this out. I can't. I can't my legs.
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  Speaker 2: I love how you took my podcast so seriously that
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  Speaker 2: I'm doing errands with you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Yo, it's the fun. I was telling about that guy.
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  Speaker 3: That guy.
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  Speaker 5: I got a list of groceries next, right, huh.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, you guys, there's a guy who wants around the neighborhood.
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  Speaker 7: He wears a full suit with no nothing to do,
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  Speaker 7: nowhere to coach, there's a full shuit, but if it's
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  Speaker 7: over ninety degrees, he takes the tie off.
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  Speaker 3: Right, he's been keeping it on. He's been keeping the
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  Speaker 3: tie on over ninety that's been his rule. He only
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  Speaker 3: has the top.
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  Speaker 2: He's taking risk.
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  Speaker 7: He's taking riskly if it usually, if it was over
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  Speaker 7: ninety degrees, he would take the tie off, but still
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  Speaker 7: be in a full suit.
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  Speaker 3: But he's got nowhere to go. He just walks on
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  Speaker 3: the neighbors.
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  Speaker 2: Winning his errands in a full blown suit, Like does
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  Speaker 2: anyone know why he does this?
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  Speaker 3: Do we know why he does it?
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  Speaker 2: He want he wants to keep the traditional line, traditional line.
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  Speaker 2: Can you give me a mohawk today?
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  Speaker 3: I could definitely do that, really, if you stop putting
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  Speaker 3: the microphone in his face.
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  Speaker 2: He's got the buzzer on my that's okay, man, I'm
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  Speaker 2: getting podcast noise. And what do you think I think
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  Speaker 2: I want to get a mohawk?
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  Speaker 3: You know what's funny about the way you get your hair.
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  Speaker 1: Your hair is interpreted differently depending on the neighborhood you're in.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean here or like anywhere else in Brooklyn?
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  Speaker 1: Is just a normal cut?
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  Speaker 5: You look like every other guy, right, if you go
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  Speaker 5: to like.
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  Speaker 1: Williamsburg or Carol Gardens, they'll be like, that is an
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  Speaker 1: alt right leader.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I saw his screened photo a sweater.
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  Speaker 3: This is a racist haircut. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It changes wherever you go, but here it's I'm the
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  Speaker 2: champion of the neighborhood.
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  Speaker 5: Here they actually you're a little too progressive for them.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, bro, I don't know, man, I'm running.
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  Speaker 3: A juice helpie.
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  Speaker 2: I got nothing left almost edit you dummy.
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  Speaker 3: All right, Well, I just want to be you know
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  Speaker 3: how me. I'm honest. Hey. By the way, somebody tweeting
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  Speaker 3: the other day that said David du Coveney. Remember when
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  Speaker 3: Armed with David du Coveney called him to do Covenor.
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  Speaker 3: He made the do Covenor a T shirt?
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  Speaker 2: So really, yeah, scumbag, I'm gonna sew him. He owes you, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: hewes you at least of those sales.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, to do Covenort.
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  Speaker 2: I might be able to get you fifteen Hell yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, all right, lawyer, I got my lawyer's Jeff Cohen.
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  Speaker 3: He's Chunk from the Goonies.
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  Speaker 2: Really like the guy who actually played Chunk.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's my lawyer. We were watching the Goonies last night.
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  Speaker 2: What it coins?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, the truffle shuffle. Dude is my lawyer, now, swear
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  Speaker 3: to god, Jeff Cohen, he's a lawyer.
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  Speaker 2: I think you might have told me that once.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and he's told me he'll get he'll get me
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  Speaker 3: money from the Covenant. Can we go see him? He
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  Speaker 3: lives in Los Angeles. But if you want to take
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  Speaker 3: a walk.
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  Speaker 1: Podcast walking along like no worry, I edit, Oh my gosh,
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  Speaker 1: it's from New York.
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  Speaker 5: Gave me to Coveny, isn't he?
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  Speaker 2: I see him wandering around New York all the time.
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  Speaker 3: He gave him to ax Violet. You wed.
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  Speaker 7: We did radio with him once and I called him
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  Speaker 7: the Duke Covenor, you know, like the guy and he
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  Speaker 7: and he laughed or whatever.
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  Speaker 3: But now I find out he's making T shirts.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, guys, I coined that the do Covenant
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  Speaker 2: cont he's making those T shirts.
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  Speaker 3: He's making those T shirts and that it's it's my price,
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  Speaker 3: that's Harry's guys. That stumbbads.
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  Speaker 2: We got a sweet haircut happening.
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  Speaker 3: Hell, yeah, dude, we could stop right now. Still, mints,
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  Speaker 3: You've got to say words like that out here.
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  Speaker 2: Mint, Mint, Mint, It's one of the big ones. You've
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  Speaker 2: got to say min min mint.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's got a feel.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Where are we going after this? I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: You want to get food? I got to get my daughter.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go get a pedicure.
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  Speaker 5: You get a pedicure and manicure.
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  Speaker 2: I want to get petties. And you want to get
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  Speaker 2: a many penny.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah I didn't. I got to get my kid or
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  Speaker 3: else I do it.
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  Speaker 2: My feet are rough, though. There is the first time
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  Speaker 2: I've had shoes on in three months.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you've been living on the beach.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, So to be honest, I don't know if that's
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  Speaker 2: gonna work. Well, I haven't worn shoes in three months.
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  Speaker 3: You haven't worn them in three months. No, I live
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  Speaker 3: on a beach. That's a beautiful life you have right there.
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  Speaker 2: And then I come I come home. Everyone's while on
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  Speaker 2: that podcast, and then I go live on a beach one.
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  Speaker 3: So you're you're these are the tough years you're living
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  Speaker 3: right now.
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  Speaker 2: I'll be fishing by five o'clock today.
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  Speaker 5: That these are the years you'll be able to tell
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  Speaker 5: your great grandkids. You know, this is when daddy was
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  Speaker 5: really working hard. Yeah, for you where I made all
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  Speaker 5: my fortune for you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so you made your fortune already.
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  Speaker 1: Any time guy says I haven't worn shoes in a while,
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  Speaker 1: You're going pretty good.
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  Speaker 2: You're either in really bad shape or did really well
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  Speaker 2: for themselves.
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  Speaker 3: I gotta live in or mon talk.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah exactly. It is Montague well most of the month. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: let's not give out. Let's not give out the exact locale. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you know, yeah, no, but yeah that mon.
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  Speaker 3: Talk life is good.
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  Speaker 5: So you just stay there all summer, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Fish every day.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and just come back for the podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then go back.
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  Speaker 6: I'll give you the secret, give us return us off.
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  Speaker 6: I'll do like three podcasts in a week and then
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  Speaker 6: make believe I'm doing.
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  Speaker 2: Them every week.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: How brilliant is that is brilliant? You guys do that too, right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that is Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, for us, it feels because we're
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  Speaker 1: so used to this sort of leisurely entertainer and lifestyle.
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  Speaker 5: You know, you did radio with your stand up, so
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  Speaker 5: we really only worked for a couple hours a day anyway, right,
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  Speaker 5: So yeah, it seems like a lot of hard work.
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  Speaker 1: We're like, you know, I'll just do I'll work for
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  Speaker 1: six hours today, knock out four podcasts for the month.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but that's really like what people do every day.
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  Speaker 2: I thought I thought my work schedule was off. I
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  Speaker 2: had a couple hours a day. Now I do a
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  Speaker 2: couple hours every other week, every other week.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it really is like hitting the jack.
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  Speaker 1: It's like winning the lotto is something it almost seems
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  Speaker 1: not fair sintime.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm having more fun doing this than I've had
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  Speaker 2: in years.
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  Speaker 5: So yeah, I mean we're working right now, we're standing
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  Speaker 5: in a barbershop talking.
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  Speaker 3: On a microphone and someone who's listening to this.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean my job is to go meet up
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  Speaker 1: with him, walk around, think of ideas, and then go
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  Speaker 1: sit and talk with him in front of a microphone
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  Speaker 1: and say bad a.
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  Speaker 5: Whole bunch of times.
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  Speaker 2: And that's worth. That's it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, bro, have today. My daughter is going to be
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  Speaker 3: a guest on our podcast. It's three. You're doing one today? Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: well we have to.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks for the invite. I appreciate it.
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  Speaker 3: Do you want to do it?
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  Speaker 6: That's two right now, Because now you're saying that just
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  Speaker 6: to be nice, I know, but I just thought because
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  Speaker 6: by next time.
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  Speaker 2: Out of the blue, you go, hey man, you do
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  Speaker 2: my podcast? Well not now, not ask me because now
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  Speaker 2: you feel like you know you're on the spot.
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  Speaker 3: Actually it is. Could you give him hit a mustache?
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  Speaker 2: It goes through the haircut just for now, like just
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  Speaker 2: like know that half of us. Yeah, we want to
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  Speaker 2: go half a mustache.
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  Speaker 3: I can't do it.
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  Speaker 4: I got it.
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  Speaker 2: Not just for now, and then he'll he'll take the
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  Speaker 2: whole mustache.
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  Speaker 3: So what do you want to take a picture of it? Well, no,
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  Speaker 3: we can't help you know, this is the new me.
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  Speaker 2: I can't do that. This is the new me. I
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  Speaker 2: can't do it. We'll record, just shake off, all right,
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  Speaker 2: go half all right? Wait stop there, stop stop stop,
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  Speaker 2: don't stop? Okay, okay, well no, I mean he's officially
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  Speaker 2: getting rid of the nuss. That's but he's doing it.
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  Speaker 2: He's doing it my way. We can lock a little dude,
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  Speaker 2: I'm instagramming lot. I wouldn't do that to you because
• 8:36
  Speaker 2: then they would screencap. Then you're being shop I did Trump,
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  Speaker 2: you see. I take care of Christy Day.
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  Speaker 7: Hell yeah, you always have my back off, so I
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  Speaker 7: sure do. Did you seriously want to do our podcast?
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  Speaker 7: I don't think Now I'm mad, but we can do.
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  Speaker 3: We can do. We have an Apple on our phone
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  Speaker 3: when we could do it. How about how about you
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  Speaker 3: going our podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Won't wear on yours right now?
• 8:51
  Speaker 3: Well not right now? Why because we don't know straight topic. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: we got to do our own research. We basically just
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  Speaker 3: Wikipedia ship. I knew that.
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  Speaker 2: Somebody on your podcast said.
• 9:02
  Speaker 3: What what's dancing? Germaine said, he was funny.
• 9:05
  Speaker 2: He goes they should call it Chris Wikipedia or something
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  Speaker 2: like that.
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  Speaker 3: Read Wikipedia or so. Yeah.
• 9:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I like the Pompeii episode though. Yeah, man, I
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  Speaker 2: learned a lot.
• 9:17
  Speaker 3: And that's the best one is us? What do you
• 9:19
  Speaker 3: think the best one is us?
• 9:22
  Speaker 5: Battle of Crete might be the one because I had
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  Speaker 5: this personal stories.
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  Speaker 1: My mother was there when the Germans invaded Crete, So
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  Speaker 1: people love that episode just because it's like a person
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  Speaker 1: a lot of personal Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's how Giannis's mom to a stick on
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  Speaker 3: the tank.
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  Speaker 2: Really, no, my aunt, they tied my aunt up there, really.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: What they used to do is like, because there was
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  Speaker 1: so many gorillas in the mountains that would pluck off
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  Speaker 1: the troops as the Germans march through. So the Germans
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  Speaker 1: were brutal, but they were smart. They would take a villager,
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  Speaker 1: a girl, like a teenage girl from the village. They
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  Speaker 1: kidnap her and they put her on like a high
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  Speaker 1: platform on a truck and march through it. Said, the
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  Speaker 1: gorillas knew that there was a from the village event
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  Speaker 1: if they shot, you know, shooting at Wow.
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  Speaker 5: So yeah, my aunt was up to be on that
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  Speaker 5: on the list.
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  Speaker 1: But there was a friend of the family who spoke German,
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  Speaker 1: who worked for the Germans, because he spoke German, and
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  Speaker 1: he saw my aunt's name on the list, and he
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  Speaker 1: warned the family and they went and.
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  Speaker 3: Took my end and they hit her in the in the.
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  Speaker 5: Villages in the mountains.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, that's a hell of a story.
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  Speaker 2: Chrissy Day. Yeah, and what's the name of that episode,
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  Speaker 2: Battle of Crete. You gotta check out history Hyaenas with
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  Speaker 2: christ de Stefano and Jannis Pappus. This first time we're
• 10:32
  Speaker 2: hanging out Johannis.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, first time we got I think we got Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I've got time.
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  Speaker 2: I think we got it.
• 10:38
  Speaker 5: I came in once towards the end where it was
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  Speaker 5: just you and Sam. Jim wasn't there, but I was there.
• 10:43
  Speaker 5: I was off for like three minutes. Why I think
• 10:45
  Speaker 5: Russell Simmons went long, remember that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys were like, we're wrapping, and I was like,
• 10:51
  Speaker 3: what's up everybody?
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  Speaker 2: The last few years over there was a blur and
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  Speaker 2: they so I apologize.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I can imagine.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: See can you see him a lot happier.
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  Speaker 3: Right, Chris?
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there's a lot of happy.
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  Speaker 3: You're really happy now. Man, you're getting miserable. Before. I
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  Speaker 3: remember like you were. You were like, oh, I'm just
• 11:04
  Speaker 3: gonna drink coconut milk. It'll make me feel better. You
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  Speaker 3: want like no dairy.
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  Speaker 4: You weren't getting cheese. I was like, you're going through
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  Speaker 4: stuff emotionally. You're like trying to find things to cut
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  Speaker 4: out of your diet to make you happy. I'm like,
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  Speaker 4: all you need to do is leave the show and
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  Speaker 4: you'll be happy. You're like, no, I think it's because
• 11:16
  Speaker 4: I don't eat eggs that are cage free. I'm like,
• 11:19
  Speaker 4: that's probably not it.
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  Speaker 3: But when you do the same thing, man, I do
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  Speaker 3: you do?
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  Speaker 5: He goes, Look, man, I didn't need any pizza today
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  Speaker 5: and I have no anxiety. And I'm like, yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 5: sure it's the pizza.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't have anything to do with the fact that
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  Speaker 1: you finally moved into your place. You're paying for three
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: rents as opposed to nine, you know, and you slept
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  Speaker 1: for seven hours as opposed to two.
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  Speaker 5: But it's the pizza. Yeah, he always does that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I We don't people pizza thinking that
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  Speaker 3: that's the thing.
• 11:47
  Speaker 5: And he'll go on keto and then he'll binge and
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  Speaker 5: eat two pies.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, don Catholic. We got to hurt ourselves. We just
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  Speaker 3: got to whip ourselves over.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm with Chris on that. That's why I kind
• 11:57
  Speaker 2: of turned my back on the church.
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  Speaker 3: Is that okay, Chris, it's okay, but just don't let
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  Speaker 3: my mother hear that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. But now I do Super Soul Sunday with Oprah Winfrey.
• 12:04
  Speaker 2: How about that?
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  Speaker 3: That's my church the podcast. Yeah, okay, how about that church? Yeah,
• 12:11
  Speaker 3: all right, do it dude. I love Oprah. I actually
• 12:13
  Speaker 3: like doctor Phil too.
• 12:15
  Speaker 7: I get the funk out of here, Phil, Oh, why
• 12:19
  Speaker 7: because baby ride, you take these women here at president
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  Speaker 7: you can't crust not you can No, I'm Kidding'm just
• 12:23
  Speaker 7: kidding out.
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  Speaker 2: Let him out, let them all lot, let him out,
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  Speaker 2: let the curses.
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  Speaker 3: Out, and then I feel, you know how it is.
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  Speaker 7: And if the old school Italian guys you curse the
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  Speaker 7: fund broad watch them out to find the lady.
• 12:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, I feel bad.
• 12:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then they'll do it right there. Then they'll
• 12:35
  Speaker 3: do it right there.
• 12:35
  Speaker 2: I feel bad.
• 12:36
  Speaker 6: Na, dude, I'm gonna I'm gonna walk around and apologize personally.
• 12:39
  Speaker 3: It's all the ladies.
• 12:42
  Speaker 2: Would that be all right?
• 12:43
  Speaker 3: Okay, it's up to you. I hope it's your life.
• 12:45
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna go over here.
• 12:46
  Speaker 4: Now.
• 12:46
  Speaker 5: This guy over here is getting his hair dyed.
• 12:48
  Speaker 3: Check it out.
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: I see. I'm trying not to look at him. He
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: looks really scary for many reasons.
• 12:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's thinking.
• 12:58
  Speaker 1: He's wearing like we're gonna Clay helmet or something, Clay figure.
• 13:04
  Speaker 2: He looks like a Gi Joe action figure.
• 13:06
  Speaker 5: He's getting his eyebrows died tois.
• 13:09
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, he's working those eyebrows too. He knows
• 13:12
  Speaker 2: we're talking man, he knows. He knows we're talking about him.
• 13:16
  Speaker 2: We're trying not to look. You're laughing though, you know
• 13:18
  Speaker 2: what we're talking about. She knows. I won't put you
• 13:20
  Speaker 2: on the podcast, but you know what we're talking about.
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: We're talking about I mean, at that point, I mean,
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: you guy's like eighty, I mean, nobody's gonna look at him.
• 13:29
  Speaker 2: And be like, wow, you look see I think you
• 13:32
  Speaker 2: could like throw a little color in your hair. But
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: then it gets to a point where you have to
• 13:36
  Speaker 2: give up because now it looks ridiculous the other way.
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: That's right, he's at he's at that point. I'm gonna
• 13:41
  Speaker 2: go tell him, Yeah.
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: You gotta mix it in a little bit, because nobody's
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: fooled because your face looks like a prune.
• 13:46
  Speaker 5: Right, and nobody's knowing, y'o, maybe forty because.
• 13:49
  Speaker 3: Your hair is will laugh?
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: How many? How many guns you think are in this
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: place right now? She's definitely carrying.
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, i'd say there's this establishment definitely has a gun.
• 13:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah where it is? But yeah, probably just in the
• 14:04
  Speaker 5: draw right there.
• 14:04
  Speaker 3: No, that's the obvious place.
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: I think it's near the coffee maker where they keep
• 14:08
  Speaker 2: the coffee filters.
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: Or it's got an old school pencil sharpener.
• 14:13
  Speaker 5: She's got a pencil. What's the last time you saw
• 14:17
  Speaker 5: a pencil. I don't even know if I've seen a
• 14:20
  Speaker 5: pencil since ninety six?
• 14:25
  Speaker 6: A pencil sharp waymen with religious quotes tattooed to their
• 14:28
  Speaker 6: upper chest.
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: This place is the real deal.
• 14:32
  Speaker 5: This is like you've almost gotten into a time machine.
• 14:34
  Speaker 5: This is like, this is like New York City nineteen
• 14:38
  Speaker 5: ninety one.
• 14:39
  Speaker 3: That's about right, Yeah, early.
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: Nineties, ma'am. You got pencils. She doesn't want to talk
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: about her pencil cut spening multiple but how many pencils?
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: How many pencils do you need?
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: You haven't used ready, I haven't used a pencil in.
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: It's gotta be twenty years. I haven't even written my
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: name in twenty years.
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: She's still got a They got an appointment book, no
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: iPads and this and this established.
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: I see that.
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is old school. I understand, bro. You want
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: to you want you want shady records when you own
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: a business. Shady right right, Chris?
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: What shady records? Like some shady I'll forget me. And
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: you know I'm having a nice conversation. May mean shady records.
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: It's the whole thing. Over here.
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: We got a lady sharpening a lot of pencils. Why
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: she's sharpening all the pencils, no idea.
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: That's a little weird, isn't it.
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: That's a lot of pencils.
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: I used to uh, I told you, honest, it's before.
• 15:36
  Speaker 7: When I was a young kid, a young kid, I
• 15:38
  Speaker 7: used to stick my in a pencil sharp man, you know, yeah, how.
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: Smart are you know? But well I've told you I
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: was a little kid.
• 15:46
  Speaker 7: No, not not not not the part that the pencil
• 15:48
  Speaker 7: goes in, the part that the pencil shaving's going like, Okay,
• 15:54
  Speaker 7: that was the weirdest thing.
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: You put your dick in. Yeah, what's the weirdest what
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: what's the weirdest thing you are?
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: You're dicking honest?
• 16:01
  Speaker 5: Vic's vapor rub story.
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: I was curious because it's it's gooey, and I thought
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: I could use it as a lubricant, you know, the
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: you know, you know, the it's like a cop you
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: unscrew it and I just started fu Yeah, and it
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: burns for a long time.
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it is is, Oh ship.
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: Who's that guy?
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: That's the suit guy? He just walks on the name
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: but in the suit, beautiful.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: High suit guy. I want to say, Hi, we're podcasting.
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: You look great. You look like a million bucks, sir.
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: That's the guy that walks around doesn't matter. Yeah, so
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: it was to the Knights, oh ship.
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: He knows that guy right next to the young big trumpet,
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: big Trump Trump, big Trump. I didn't vote for Hillary. Yeah,
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: I didn't have a horse in the race. How about that?
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: Is that?
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: Okay? What are you an? Isis?
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: I would have voted for John Kasik, okay, but I
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: also would have voted for.
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: Joe Biden. I'm voting for Cynthia Nixon for mayor of
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: New York.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: She don't play her and Cloma went at it.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you see that's just hit scream right now, like
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: I'm a big Hillary girl, and then the guns would
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: come out in here?
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: Why is his haircut? Take it so long? I think
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: we're pushing it.
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: I really think we're pushing it.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because now the suit guy is talking to someone
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: that's very mafia.
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: Look at me.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: You see this guy I've never seen.
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: Wait, this guy, but the suit Yeah, he's famous, legends,
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: a favorite Georgia.
• 17:41
  Speaker 6: He's a Baybridge celebrity. Yes, an official Babridgeage. He's a
• 17:47
  Speaker 6: Baborage father.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: I don't I don't want to look at that way anymore.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: Maybe me and Yanna should like go outside. I'm getting
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: a little nervous. I think I'm pushing it. We've made
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: fun of everybody in here.
• 17:58
  Speaker 6: You're getting your haircut, Yeah, you're gonna You're gonna get
• 18:01
  Speaker 6: you what this guy did.
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: But this guy's the cream of the crowd.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: No, I love these guys. I love you guys, all right,
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: I love you guys. You want to go outside the
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: honest and getting nervous for.
• 18:14
  Speaker 5: Sure, whatever you want to do, I think we'll I
• 18:16
  Speaker 5: think we're sick.
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: I can't think we're all right. We're good.
• 18:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they didn't even hear me when I said Hillary,
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: but if they heard me, we might.
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Now I want a haircut because.
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: I can't believe Cynthia Nixon is running.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: Well, she doesn't have a chance. Really, I'm not a chance.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: I like that she's giving Cuomo uh some business. Yeah,
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: I kind of like that in a way, but she
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: doesn't have a chance.
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: He's too liberal.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, you know, look at Ocasio one and right
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: the very they know that's that's as liberal as you
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: can guess left as you can get.
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: That's true, it's possible. That's a good point.
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: I was just bringing it up in the concept of
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: just like, you know, she's Miranda from Sex. I mean,
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: it's like what qualify's heard of be doing this because
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: she has an opinion.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: Then well yeah, but then you can say the same
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: thing about Trump.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, you certainly can't say it.
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: I would say the same thing. Okay, that's my point
• 19:11
  Speaker 5: is I think the rock is nack. I think it's
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: like if you have a big Twitter.
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: Followers, give it a go.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: I think we're gonna see a lot more celebrities become presidents.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: I think going to become asso with Chrissy d His
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: line work is killing her. He's crushing the lines.
• 19:26
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, he's crushing it, ganache, Baby, Where are we
• 19:29
  Speaker 6: going after this?
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: I gotta get my kid.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: You're low energy right now.
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: I know I'm done well because I woke up at
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: six am, worked out, got caught, went and got coffee,
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: ate up, but I still haven't eaten yet.
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: All right, had a coffee?
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: Wow, he hasn't even had coffee. Honest, he's trans before
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: confident Yeah yeah, before, it's.
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: Before coffee.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: So I gotta be up my kid after this. So
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: I can't.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: Are you walking to get your kids?
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: Well? No, because my kid's mom hates you, So I can't.
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: I can't be there. Does she hate me?
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: Does she really hate me?
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: No?
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: No, no, no no no.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: But I can't show up.
• 20:02
  Speaker 7: If I showed up on the podcast, she'd be like,
• 20:04
  Speaker 7: I'm not She wouldn't give him kid it would just
• 20:06
  Speaker 7: be an unnecessary fight if you.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: Put your kid on all your stuff all the time.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: I know, but she would just I can't do it.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: I respect that because I keep my kids private.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we gotta, we gotta. Uh.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: We can walk up to the block, though, we can
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: walk close and then you'll get.
• 20:19
  Speaker 6: Close, but then I can't and then you're gonna give
• 20:20
  Speaker 6: me the signal to get the fuck out of here.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: I mean, you can talk.
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: You can talk to Giannis if you want on the phone.
• 20:25
  Speaker 7: And then I've got the baby and putt because I
• 20:27
  Speaker 7: gotta walk back and her any way back to my apartment.
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: I could get her, put her in the stroller.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: Wait, I could see you with your kid, but I
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: can't see you with your I can't be with you
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: when we.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: Pick her up. He doesn't want your baby.
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: He doesn't want his baby's mom and to see him
• 20:39
  Speaker 5: on a podcast.
• 20:40
  Speaker 7: But yeah, because then she'll flip out. She'd be like,
• 20:42
  Speaker 7: you know, I'm not giving you my daughter if you're
• 20:43
  Speaker 7: gonna put on some dumb podcast.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: I'm not putting her on the podcast.
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: I know, I know. Oh all right, all right, yeah I'm.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: Going over here again. Just give Yeah, that's called a blowout.
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, should I get a haircut too, I'll come. I
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: can get on another day.
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: I wanted to.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: I don't know, change your life, the change your life.
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: I can change your life. I hope Chris Helen.
• 21:08
  Speaker 7: First change your life everything everything, it's his haircuts, like
• 21:13
  Speaker 7: a fortune, cooking everything, everything, just you know, it's just
• 21:16
  Speaker 7: amazing life changes.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: What would you do with this mob?
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: With each mob, it's been three months? What would you do?
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: You can do something with that.
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: You want to keep hair, you know what you want
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: to want to have it cut off?
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: This doesn't play him in his stupid Greek hare takeing
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: fun of me.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: Same thing, because like you see, so it's like you
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: got the same ship happen. Yeah, you just gotta kind
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: of push forward.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: I've started a.
• 21:45
  Speaker 6: Mini coom over, just a mini and just a little bit,
• 21:48
  Speaker 6: not to the point where people know I'm doing a combo.
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you can do it forward? Right, No, I don't.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: I can't go Collard.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah that's that's too obvious.
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: But it's thinning right just then has it always been?
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: Then you're it's used to be really thick. Yeah, it's
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: not that bad. Yeah, you gotta go forward.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: I was right forward when you go back, you can
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: see it, but when you're forward, it looks like a
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: full head.
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: Then you then you see it the thing. But when
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: you go forward, it's good. You go forward, looks like
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: a full head of hair.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: But then it looks like I got a bowl cut.
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but it looks good.
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll accept that.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you need Yeah, you're you're gonna still always
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: need to wear a hat that if you went ball.
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: Really you're you're a fair skinned fellow. Oh yeah, so
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: you cancer?
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, skin cancers.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: No, I would get those big weird brown freckles.
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right, skin top of my head.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I already out that ship.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: Oh you had skin cancer ready?
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I got the pre prey.
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you gotta they caught it.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: Well, I gotta keep getting ship burned off me all
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: the time.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but whatever, that's a tough part.
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: It's about being like a fair skin white person.
• 22:53
  Speaker 6: Well, I've wanted some suntanil motion, but Chris was too
• 22:55
  Speaker 6: busy wandering around showing me views today.
• 23:00
  Speaker 5: He's actually the one that tell me that skin cancer
• 23:02
  Speaker 5: is on the rise.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: Skin cancers on the rise.
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: Oh hell yeah, holds on the oo zone leg because
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: the cal farts.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: I know the cal fark.
• 23:09
  Speaker 6: Now you know that sir cows are causing all sorts
• 23:13
  Speaker 6: of problems with global warming.
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: To retain a little better than you guys, that's one
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: of the Greeks. You're Greek too, I'm head Greek bron
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: good for your body.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: Congrats something.
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't need some black this game. No, he
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: doesn't spin. I do all. I'm German. I'm a German kid.
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: I'm up to a fifty. You're not Germany.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: I go fifty with the suntan.
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: What do you mean I gotta go fifty.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: I put on seven year. You go seventy much. They
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: say after fifty it's the same ship.
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: Really, I just use I use my kids unblock, I
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: use the child something.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: That's what I did too.
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, weh I not ye.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: Do you say that's a huge advantage to not being
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: a true doll is skin cancer?
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: Kin cancer? Yeah that's a huge advantage.
• 23:53
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you know, other other other racers don't have to
• 23:56
  Speaker 7: worry about skin cancer, but I do because I'm pure
• 23:58
  Speaker 7: German blood.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: Rats on that, thank you. Yeah, he actually has no German.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: But his his ancestry dot com came back all Irish,
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: all Secilian, So it's a lie that he keeps perpetuating
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: for So you're not German, German, don't listen to he's transracial.
• 24:15
  Speaker 7: You're changing your race to German.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: Joanna says, reality is a suggestion for me. So that's
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: how I live my life. I want to say I'm German.
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: I'm German, and that's it. I don't need to prove
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: it to anybody.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: From a Filipino kid from the Promise, Yeah, we're just
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: tube kids from Calcutta, India trying to make good in
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: the world.
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, reality is a secession for Chris.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: He's a wild, wild kid who doesn't apply by the
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: rules of reality.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: I like that about Chris. The haircuts looking good.
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: Buddy, Hell yeah, dude, I feel like a new woman.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: Well okay, sure, Wow, you've got a lot of hair
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: on top.
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Was there a barber here in this chair? And
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: I feel like I'm sitting on a fired barber's chair?
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: Your father's chair. Oh so this was his joint and
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: then you pick up the family business.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: That's oh, right on, Wait, so your dad lives in Italy?
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: Now no, oh, he's just vacation.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: Oh family in Italy. Let's get the fuck out of here, honest,
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: let's get the fuck out of here. And the owner
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: of the joint and you're sitting in his chair is
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: in Italy visiting family. I'm out, I'm out. I understand
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: the signs. All right, Hi, thank you. We're gonna wait
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: for Chris outside.
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: Hold it when we return. Opie bonds with Giannis