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GW21 Does the Sack Effect Your Fantasy I Ep: 119 · Draft Offsides Podcast

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Nico, you're the new Enzo. You have all these like,
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technical issues. Your, your camera's shit.
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Your. Camera's shit.
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No, you're camera. Shit.
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I'm telling my camera shit. Oh, yeah.
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Hello. Now, welcome to episode 119 of
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Dropped Off Sides. My name is Keith.
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I'm with Tico and Enzo, and we have a lot to cover.
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And Enzo and I were saying that we were really excited for you
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to finally get on Tico so that we could actually start the
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episode, because there's so much to talk about.
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Really, what are we going to talk about our teams in the 1st
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and then not? Much, not much there.
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I I won my games so. Did you go 210?
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I went 210, I went three. No, actually, but I'm not
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supposed to talk about. That I also went 210 as did you
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go 210? No one-on-one. 11's OK.
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Why'd you go one-on-one? Why couldn't you go 210?
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If he lost 2. Again.
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Again. Well, how many times?
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How? Many times.
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How many times is that this? I think that's the fourth time
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this season. It can't be the 4th.
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I didn't know you played it four times.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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In 18 weeks, Yeah. In 19 weeks now.
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Maybe three times? Is it 3 times?
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Maybe the third. Three.
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No, No, because I beat you once by like half a point.
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I beat you once by like a point. This time I spanked.
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You smash them. Yeah, you.
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Fucking smashed me man. And I think I also beat you in
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the other league too. I I don't think I've lost to
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you. No, you haven't lost to me.
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I, I want to shout out that I've I'm back in the on the podium
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when, as of this week, where and then the main league where.
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In the main league. And back on the podium, yeah.
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Wait, top three? Top three.
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Take a look. Take a gander.
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I don't think you. Oh, I can't because I'm locked
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out. No, no, no, no.
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I'll have a look. I don't.
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I don't remember seeing you top three. 11:00 and 9:00 in 3rd
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place right now behind Mr. T and Galacticos.
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OH. He's oh, he's, oh, he's in 3rd
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place. Yep.
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He's 4th place, no? No, he's third.
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He's third. Thumb, Thumb song by Cesco
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Digit. He's in 4th and 4th and you're
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in 4th, 5th, and then there's, yeah, there's four teams, 10 and
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10. That's crazy.
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There's yeah, I know it's, it's actually really tight.
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There's 14-7 and ten. I'm 11:00 and 9:00.
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There's a team that's 12:00 and 8:00.
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And then Mr. T, the Sith Lord himself is 16 and 4:00.
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So we just, we got to just. We got he's actually going like
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a. Little is he going to do it
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again bro, because it seems you know what seems like wait, you
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know how, but how familiar is this right now?
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Let's not talk about this. I don't.
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I don't. I don't want to give oxygen to
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this. OK, let's talk about.
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Let's talk about the news and the notes, OK, OK.
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Wolves get their first win. That's bigger news than any of
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the sackings. Apparently any of the sackings.
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There's actually been some players that have been scoring
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well from Wolves, too, which is interesting.
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West Ham going underground There.
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There is this. Was this like the nail in the
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coffin for you? Well, no, we I think it's the
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nail in the coffin maybe, but I think Tico's been calling it all
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the season. And yeah, West Ham sucks.
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I mean, they're just, I mean, in, in Nuno, they, they had a
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little bounce when he came, but recently they've just been
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atrocious and like they just look bad.
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It's bad. It's not even a it wasn't even
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like a bounce out of the bomb three.
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They've been chilling, chilling in the Bomb 3.
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It's going to take, I mean it's going to take.
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I mean, they bought some new players, you know, so that'll be
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interesting couple. Strikers, yeah, we'll see if
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that goes. Yeah, I mean, I don't know, like
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who? Like there's still the thing
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about that's funny about West Ham and there's still a few
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different players on there that I'd probably have over like
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players on Aston Villa. There's probably more players on
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West Ham I have on my team than players in Aston Villa.
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That might be a little dramatic. I was.
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Going to say name them. But OK, OK, the players I would
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have on a team on West Ham are Bowen.
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He's been. Interested.
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No, you wouldn't. Yeah, he's.
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Been he's been good this year, surprisingly.
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Yeah, like 22 less. Fernandez, he's been good, he's
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been consistent. Their goalkeeper's been good.
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Goalkeeper's been good. Aryola Wandasaka, like you're
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going to have him on a team. He's been down about Yeah, he's
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been. Good.
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OK, then like from Aston Villa, it's like.
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Rogers and Cash. And walk insurance and cash.
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Yeah, like, yeah. Anzar.
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But even, like, I'm just saying, it's just kind of funny.
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It's not. It's not like I'm like, yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, they still have.
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They still have value. Yeah, but yeah, so that's
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interesting. Wolves one.
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I think West Ham is in trouble. I think that the new the new
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signings will be interesting to see.
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But I I think it's more like they might just help the already
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the attacking players, you know right?
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Wolves are on the roll. That's two games undefeated.
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They scored four points in the last few games and they had
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three points prior to that, yeah.
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Horrible. All right.
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Well, do they only have two points prior to that actually?
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Yeah, you had two points prior to that.
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Geez, All right, let's talk about the big stuff.
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Chelsea boss Enzo Maresca fired a release to parted ways.
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Everyone has put it sacked. So I guess I guess from our
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perspective, like which players are does that like send flags up
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to watch that might not be owned?
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And then a new manager. He used to back 3IN League 1 he
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did, he did a bunch of stuff he used, he played a 433 as well
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sometimes so. I I think the biggest thing is
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the lap because obviously the striker becomes whatever
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preference the manager has. Does he want the tall person
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that could be like a holding striker in the box, put the
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balls in or you want someone who's like more of a Jill Pedro.
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So I think that's one to watch it and the one.
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They have a history together too, the coach and the LA, the
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new that new coach has rumored. OK, yeah, they have a history
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together. Like I think he coached him at
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like either a youth level or like on a loan or something.
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The other one I think it's going to be possibly could be very
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good is Reese James. He was already good though.
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I I didn't yeah, if they played the three in the back and he
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plays like on the wing that. I I think the issue you run into
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with Reese James and I think this is like a fitness things
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that I don't know if he's how capable he is of being playing a
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wingback role anymore as opposed to like a back 4 where he starts
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in. So I would almost be saying that
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maybe if they do do a back, like a wing back thing, that gusto
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would maybe be it and Reese Chains maybe be playing as a as
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a right sided center back or in the midfield.
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So there's something to think about.
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Yeah, there's something to think, but we just don't know
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what. He's got so many players to
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choose from. He's gonna.
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He doesn't. Have he doesn't have that many
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players. It's not like Chelsea doesn't
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have that many players. Like, it's not like it was like
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there was like it was two years ago, Tico.
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Tico just pull up all their midfielders.
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Don't pull up anything else, just the midfielders.
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That's right, fuck it. I I Sterling, he's on the bomb
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squad. He's not going to be right.
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Anyway, all I'm saying is that he's got an array of players and
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he's not going to know his first team.
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So we're not going to know who his first team is for a few
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games, right? To be honest, yeah.
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Now who's going to be the standards is going to be what
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the goalkeeper Cole Palmer line even is Reese.
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Reese James has to be a stander at this point.
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Who else? I mean, I think I think though
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another one next shot out is Andre Santos because this he
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played under this guy at Strasburg.
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That's the rumor to go in and he and he was really good with it
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under well. Who's who's the player that came
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up with Moresca from Leicester? The cinema is.
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Very hard. Yeah, he got no playing time
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when he came up with mores. I'm not saying the same thing,
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but I'm just saying you bring a player with you or you know, a
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player doesn't always mean that they get to play.
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Without a doubt. Yeah, we'll see.
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It's going to be interesting though.
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I I don't think he should have been sacked in my opinion.
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That's just my opinion. I don't think Chelsea was doing
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all that bad, perfectly honest. He'd already won.
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You already won two cups. I agree with you and like we're
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talking about a win against one one of the best, the best team
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in the world, probably that PSG team, you know, I mean, there
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was a hand. It was like they they deserved
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to win. Yeah, you know, and like it was
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very tactical. They did it was a very tactical,
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very like I thought it was great coaching and I, I think you
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sometimes got to just have faith in managers.
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I think it was more, from everything I read, just
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obviously being a Chelsea fan, is that he there was a little
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bit of tension that he made it really worse and I think it was
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almost like he wanted to get out at some.
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Point. Well, I guess he had mentioned
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twice that he'd been talking to Man C.
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Yeah, because he was contractually obligated to let
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them know if he was having communication with them.
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I didn't care for the firing. But yeah, I mean, I think
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anytime there's a new coach, there's a little bit of
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uncertainty. I think like if you were a job
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Pedro owner to Tico's point with the lap, there would be a little
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bit of like nervousness. Pedro Neto not as much, but he's
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been good. I think Esteval owners are
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probably happy and excited, you know, just a change of manager
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and you see how electric he is. You know, obviously like Car
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Nacho has been on life support as a fantasy asset, but like,
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you know that that this could be great or he could just not play,
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you know. It can't get in.
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It's funny he just mentioned like 5 midfielders take A.
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No, there's like there's like a Garnot just on a midfielder.
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You wouldn't call him a midfielder.
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He's a midfielder fantasy, but you wouldn't call him a
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midfielder, just attacking player.
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I I know we talked about the manager firing but just real
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quick not fantasy related since November guess how many wins
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Chelsea has? 1.
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In the EPL. 1. Two wins. 02.
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Against Wolves, I'm sorry, they have three wins against Bradley,
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Wolves and Tottenham. So three shitty teams.
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So they went all of December without a win.
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So I know they they won the Cubs, but.
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I mean, it was a bad month for sure, yeah.
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Bad two months. Yeah, Their highlight was like a
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tie against Chelsea with the men down.
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That's the tag in City, Arsenal, Arsenal, I'm sorry, Arsenal.
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And then they also had it. That it.
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Yeah, OK, that's fine. We don't need to talk about it,
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I think. But I think that there's there's
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at least some players there. I think like the the big the big
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guys are obviously going to stay like I like you're not worried
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with Enzo Fernandez. You're not worried with, you
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know, Cole Palmer is where there's Rhys James.
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Yeah, they're going to get their time.
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Yeah. So I think I think the ones that
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watch are like the Malagustos, the, you know, the all 100
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Garnat show. This might be a time to make a
10:19
play for will it for Esteval. What do you think that was out
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of the gamble worth like trading into?
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Because he's looked good when he's played?
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I mean, I know he got sucked up at half in the last game, scored
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zero points, but the game before he started and scored 20, so
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something interesting there. Yeah.
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OK, what about the Man United news is broke that Amran was
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sacked? About damn time, huh?
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Fucking. About God damn time like and
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it's funny he gets sacked all three and changed his formation
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2 games ago took a ball. Well, he changed it for one game
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and they won, and then he changed and then he changed and
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then he went back. That's what I'm saying.
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I think this is a good Man United team with very good
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players. I think they don't need too many
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more pieces in my opinion. Maybe a left back?
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A center back. A center back.
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A center back, a center mid, but not too much they they have to
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forward pieces. Yeah, attacking us.
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I think this is a team that plays 433.
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I think so too. I think a new coach comes in and
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just kind of adjusts the the formation and they'll be kind of
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OK. But I think who loses out in
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that case then? Because like right now it's like
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Cunha and and Webmail both are like kind of like inside
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forwards, you know, like they're like, are they are they going to
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play? And then Fernandez plays and
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then you know what I mean? Like it's just like yellow, like
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where is he going to go? Like, it just feels like there's
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a lot of like. Do you play Conure upfront
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within Poembo and Diallo on the wings and then play Mason Mount,
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Bruno Fernandez and Casamero in the middle?
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Maybe, yeah. I think doesn't sound bad to me.
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I think from the big players, I think Ahmad might take the
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biggest hit. You think?
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Nah. Yeah, I think it's I think it's
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very possible. Again, a lot of uncertainty
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there. Who's next?
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I think Chelsea sounds like it's going to be the Strasbourg
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coach, but that is the Blue Co connection for United.
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There's a bunch of different guys that are in the running.
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I say Ollie. I say bring it back, bring back
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Ollie. They'll do wonders with that
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thing. Well, so I I was saying today
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that they might try and do an interim coach for the rest of
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the season, then try and find a new head, like a full time head
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coach because like next for next.
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Year because they fucked up last time we got Amerim halfway.
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Through, yeah. So I think they're, I think they
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might not want to do that, but Darren Fletcher is going to take
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over for a few games right now. Yeah, yeah.
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And I think last year was was a Ruth Van Nestor who?
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Came in and and they got off. Yeah, They, no, they played
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really well. They're they're scoring like
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Bruno was going crazy, like a bunch of the guys were scoring
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really well. I read today I think Scolsey was
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talking and they said they should just stick with the
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interim and then go after 2K. Thomas Tuchel in the after.
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The World Cup. Yeah, because I guess his
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contract runs until after the World Cup finishes, Yeah.
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That's funny because I saw something with him and forget
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what the other player was. He used to play for me and I
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too, and they went through a bunch of managers who would take
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over and they said no to Tuco. I mean, maybe I'd be more would
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think that too cool say no to them ever that the other way,
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but who knows who's next as far as Manners getting fired.
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Arnie slot, I highly doubt it. Thomas Frank very possible.
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Tom, they have two wins in the last 11 games.
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Talk about shitty. Yeah, it's been pretty shitty.
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It's. Been fun to watch.
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Yeah. I mean, it's amazing.
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I mean, I think that especially because of the fact that they
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they got so many attacking players in the offseason and
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none of them have really clicked all the new guys, right?
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Nope. No more So even when Cola Mori
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came on for kudos when he got injured, just he just kept we
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just lose the ball it. Also feels like I mean I don't
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know like tell me if you feel sorry about kudos seems like
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he's gotten worse as the season goes on because and I was
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looking at the stats he's like he's just not dribbling, he's
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not getting as many successful tribles like he's not taking
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people on as well. I've.
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Said why? Before he was having he got one
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on ones. Now he's getting surrounded by
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three 2-3 players every time. So he's getting boxed in, yeah.
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All right, let's move, let's move quickly.
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Guayhi to city is now rumored at Liverpool was obviously the
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previous destination. Either or you're going to hold
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on to Guay, you're going to be happy.
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Probably won't be as dominant, right, because he just won't get
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as many defensive actions. No, no, he won't be.
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He won't be busy. But let me, I'm sure there'll be
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some clean sheets in there, but like I can't imagine it'll be
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more than Palace was having because they were before this
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little fallout they've had, they were having a ton of clean
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sheets. So, so to think about Bob
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rumors, Oscar, Bob that is Bournemouth's Leeds, Newcastle,
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Palace are all on the menu. Mm hmm.
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Bournemouth would make sense with some menu going the other
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way in my mind. I would like that.
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I would like him at Leeds, I think he'd do fucking.
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Wonders. I think he'd do great.
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I think the only one I wouldn't like him at is Newcastle.
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Yeah, because they think he walks into the other three
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teams, probably. Think so?
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Yeah, for the most part. Willick to Palace, is he at?
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He's at Newcastle. Still, yeah, he's at Newcastle
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still. He was.
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He did well last season coming off the bench.
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He started a few games. He just can't get into the team
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at the moment. Yeah, it'll be interesting.
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I mean, has Pinot done enough on that team?
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Maybe not. Like maybe Willick would play,
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but just it's not like he would walk into the Palestinians much
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as I think some of these like Bob would.
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So if you needed some depth or or maybe a, you know, handcuffed
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to Pinot. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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All right, let's talk injuries real quick, Mohammed Kudos.
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Came off injured, knew right away doesn't look good.
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Have you heard anything? And so I was trying to look, do
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a little bit of research, but it sounds like they haven't
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released anything yet. There's.
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Nothing, man. They don't release nothing.
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So scans, they're doing scans this week.
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We'll probably hear something. I mean, we should have heard
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something today, right? When do they play?
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They play on Wednesday or Thursday, so we might hear
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something tomorrow. We'll probably hear something by
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the time this podcast comes out. But just the the, the way that
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he came off and the certainty with which he was like looking
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at the bench really quickly to me tells me that it's going to
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be a little while. Look like if he was a hip or
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hamstring or something. Hamstring muscle injury
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something yeah, Yekuba Minta came off the other week and then
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he didn't start this most recent game, but they said that it's
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he's fine. It's a really bad deadly, so he
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should be OK. I know Ayari came in, scored a
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goal. Yeah, it's fine.
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Dan Ballard has been out for the last three games.
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I thought he came back the last game he.
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Came back and played the last few minutes.
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So I just want to say that you're you're good.
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You should assume that Dan Ballard's going to be starting
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you. Oscar.
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We've already all bad injury. They're saying, what, four to
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five months? Out yeah, they they've recalled
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a defender from loan. I thought he was a young kid.
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I don't know who he is just for backup.
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He won't start, but just that shows you how bad the injury
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was. So Kusinov maybe might be
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interesting, yeah. Kusinov maybe?
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OK, Savino has been out for about two games now.
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I would normally just be like, this is an obvious drop, no
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brainer. But on the off chance that he
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goes somewhere else, I'm still holding onto them in one lead.
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I don't know if that's the right thing to do, but I just feel
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like until the window closes, if he's still at City when the
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window closes, I'm probably gonna have to just move on.
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But on the off chance that he goes like a Tottenham where he
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goes to somewhere, yeah, that could be really interesting.
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I think Ekatikay had a slight injury, so he didn't start.
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It does not a big deal though, right?
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Gakmo main squeeze. Chiesa rumored to Gakmo main
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squeeze. So Gak was the Gak was started
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and it was fine. Yeah.
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And. Then Chiesa's rumored to go back
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to Italy. Juventus, supposedly.
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He needs to play more, wherever he got.
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I just wanted him to play more. I liked, I liked him and he's
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just obviously not getting enough time.
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Just real quick. Liverpool Esac's still months
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away too, right? Months and months, two months, 8
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weeks, all right. Then lastly, Wesley Vufana and
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Sanchez from Chelsea, both were surprise scratches this weekend
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and they should both be fine. I think for Fano's illness,
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Sanchez, it was like a muscular thing.
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But they said that he like, they said that they think he'd be
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fine so. I don't know how much to trust
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those things. Yeah, it's hard enough.
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Yeah. Yeah, we hate, we hate the
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injury situation in the per meeting.
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Yeah. All right, let's I want to talk
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through some players that have been doing really well.
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Ryan Shirkey on fire last few weeks.
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Have you, have you been keeping an eye on that?
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Yeah, we, we looked at it when he was just, was it 29?
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Like they weren't even just double digits.
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They were outstanding game. Yeah, his his last 123456 starts
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34.518 point 25182911.25. But then at Chelsea he scored a
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big fat goose egg and played the full 90, which is interesting
18:44
only because he made some plays that were very like not like Pep
18:48
plays, you know, like and even the commentators mentioned that
18:51
Pep was like screaming out the on the sidelines at him.
18:54
So I wonder if that's like grounds for benching.
18:57
Like I wonder if like even after popping off like that if he
19:00
could be benched. It would be very Pep esque if he
19:02
did. He did it to Terry Henri when he
19:04
was at Barcelona with him. Terry did something that he
19:06
didn't like. He fucking subbed them off at
19:08
half time. What right like a couple of
19:11
weeks ago to remember when he had that amazing game and he had
19:13
the rabona assist. Perhaps that after game is like
19:16
hey I wish he was more like messy.
19:18
No. He's doing the simplest thing.
19:22
Yeah, but it's just like, but at the moment he got away with it
19:25
because it worked. But this one it didn't work.
19:27
Yeah, another shout out. Florian Wart's finally coming.
19:30
Good. Well, he's been good for the
19:32
last, I don't know how many games.
19:33
Yeah, it's the last few games. It's just now it's seeming like
19:37
it's consistent. Well, he's had.
19:38
He's got, he's got. In his last.
19:42
In his last three games, he's had two goals and two assists.
19:44
Oh no, sorry, two goals in his last two games.
19:46
So not 2 assists. But even the ones before that,
19:49
when he wasn't scoring, he was scoring.
19:50
Pretty much he's just looking better.
19:52
I mean, it's, it's literally it's, I hate to say it, but it's
19:54
since Sal has been gone. Well, I also hate to say it, I
19:58
don't want to, you know, talk about my team that's in first
20:00
place all the time because I'm sure it's boring to people.
20:02
But it also kind of coincided with him playing well because he
20:05
was my first round pick. Huh.
20:09
It's fine. Yeah.
20:09
Yes, Tico, you're right. I'm the first.
20:12
Place your your first round pick.
20:13
Playing well is going to get you to be better.
20:15
Crazy how that works when he sucks that way.
20:18
Yeah, Oh my God. I wouldn't notice I traded.
20:20
I wouldn't know because I traded my first round pick away.
20:22
So for like a six round pick. So who's to say?
20:28
OK another one. I just want to call it
20:30
Tarkowski. He scored 16.25 points with no
20:33
ghosts despite Everton conceding 4.
20:36
That dude is amazing. Year in year real.
20:40
He's just an unreal. I think he's going to probably
20:43
at this clip as as long as if Gabriel gets injured, if Gabriel
20:47
stays healthy, he might surpass him.
20:49
But like, at this rate, it's going to, it's like so hard to
20:51
see how anyone else beats him. #1 Defender ranked 7th overall.
20:56
Yeah, Tarkowski. Yeah, I think, I think Munes and
20:59
Gabriel could if they both stay healthy and continue to do what
21:03
they've been doing. But other than that, Tarkowski,
21:04
I think that one of the things with him is his fitness and got
21:07
knock on what? I wouldn't just jinx it, but
21:09
like he's just been healthy for so long, you know, that's just
21:11
fun, but that's OK. Next Ollie Watkins back Amongst
21:16
the goals I've been, I've been saying it was coming, finally
21:20
happened. I think it's what he's had.
21:22
How many goals in the last few games?
21:23
He's had four goals in the last three games.
21:25
Yeah, two of them came off the bench, so.
21:29
Not super helpful for fantasy. Nope, not super helpful.
21:32
Fancy. Sell high.
21:35
Sell as high as like right? Now sell high.
21:38
Well, I mean, I think his, I think if the the window to buy
21:41
him was before he did this, right?
21:43
Yeah. But the window to sell him is
21:44
right now for something you know that's going to be more
21:46
consistent. Who would you be able to get?
21:49
I I feel like if you have Watkins, like who are you going
21:52
to get for right now? If you've had Watkins this whole
21:54
time, you're probably like, I need this.
21:57
Yeah, but you also your. Heels, probably.
21:59
You've had Michael. If you've had Watkins this whole
22:02
time, you've been waiting for this moment to sell them.
22:05
Yep, like he he has a sexy name, not literally just name value.
22:09
He has name value. Yeah.
22:11
So like even for like a soba slide, train him for a soba
22:15
slide. Oh yeah, he yeah, I mean, but
22:18
The thing is he has a good opponent.
22:20
He has Palace, Everton, Newcastle, Bradford,
22:22
Bournemouth, Brighton, Leeds, Wolves.
22:24
This is the next few games too, so I wouldn't be shocked if he
22:27
keeps scoring too. That would be the argument.
22:28
Maybe if you are selling him, you could pitch to the guy that
22:30
you're selling him too, like a Sloba Sly, Sloba Sly's like way
22:33
performing though, so I don't know.
22:35
I mean that's I think the thing to keep in mind though is that
22:38
the four position has been a wasteland this year.
22:41
It is crazy how bad the forward position is.
22:43
So. So yeah.
22:45
So maybe you could get like a, you just need one forward.
22:47
That's how I've been. That's that's been my mentality.
22:50
But you probably could get like a pretty good nib for him.
22:53
If you just if you're someone that just needs points and you
22:55
already have a four, that's possible.
22:56
I think that's true. Something I was, I was kind of
22:59
paying attention to that. I wanted to shout out from the
23:01
start of December, Saka's the high scoring player at 120.5
23:06
points. You knew the second high scoring
23:07
players. I mean since.
23:08
The start of December I could see you're.
23:10
Looking at notes. OK, I want the two together
23:12
looking Mitch, I like, I need to do like invisible ink on to
23:15
these notes. Yeah, you should.
23:17
Just like how you did the how you did show us all the the
23:20
waivers because she didn't want. To tip us off which waiver
23:23
period still going on because still look at it.
23:24
Yeah, I know there are something that you guys like made-up your
23:26
minds by now, so I I just didn't want to influence you.
23:28
OK? Anyways, the second highest
23:29
player. The second highest player is
23:31
Anton Stash. Bottom of the league player.
23:33
Second highest player is Anton Stash at 110.75.
23:39
Yeah, Leeds. Can that be some good scoring
23:41
players? Can that become to an end with
23:43
Longstaff or do you think like they're just on such a run?
23:45
It seems so weird that they would they wouldn't just run him
23:48
out you. Know well they they took.
23:52
I don't know. Longstaff was playing well
23:53
before that, too. Before he was.
23:55
But like the leads is playing well Leads, they're on like a
23:58
what? They've unbeaten in seven.
23:59
Yeah, they're doing really well. It's pretty amazing.
24:02
They got some really good. Really.
24:04
What a. Crazy run, they're on right now.
24:06
Wish Topman was on a run like that.
24:09
Wouldn't even know. This guy's envious of the 16
24:12
place team that's. Fucking terrible.
24:17
I mean the vibes are definitely way higher in.
24:19
Dude, they look, it looks good football at at times, yeah, I I
24:23
can't even watch good football, bro.
24:25
I'm watching pedestrian football.
24:27
It's horrible. Yeah.
24:29
All right. Harry Wilson continues to have
24:31
goal contributions. Is it Is that a sell high?
24:35
But what? Did you guys use goal?
24:38
Yeah, and you see, he almost had another one too that went off
24:40
the post one as well. Yeah, he's.
24:42
He's turned, he's turned into recoba.
24:46
That's what he's turned into. The what?
24:49
Recoba, he's played. Recoba wow, he definitely has a
24:52
little something I bet I I if you remember correctly, if you
24:55
want to go back in time, I was I've been talking about Harry
24:58
Wilson all season being like is he?
25:00
I feel like there's this would be a good time to pick him up,
25:02
but I just feel like with him, it's just it's kind of streaky.
25:05
So but sign sign. But like then like when you guys
25:10
were saying about Watkins, is it the same thing with it?
25:11
I'll send and you you believe more.
25:13
I don't know, I believe Wilson more at the moment and I think
25:16
and remember he I picked him up in the 12 man league and he's
25:18
one of the reasons why I'm I'm still just hanging on to 2nd.
25:22
Yeah. Imagine I've got him, I've got
25:25
Kevin, he's been playing pretty well and I've got what's this?
25:28
I kind of never pronounce that guy's name, the Nigerian guy,
25:30
Chuck Weazy. Chuck Weazy.
25:32
Yeah. You know that guy?
25:33
So you have 3 folding players. But.
25:36
That's a lot. It's a lot, but they they're
25:39
all. Scoring points, yeah, and.
25:42
One of them is that Jimenez and. One of his daughter.
25:47
Yeah, no, that's, yeah. Good point, I think.
25:50
Yeah, I think that's what we were talking about.
25:51
It's like with foam, you didn't know which one of them was going
25:53
to pop off, so your solution was to pick up all three and then
25:55
they all popped off. Next, Igor Tiago with a hat
25:59
chick, which is amazing. So now he's at wait the top.
26:03
He's the fourth highest goal scorer in Europe's big leagues.
26:06
Only Cain and Bape and Holland are above them.
26:09
Did you see that after one of his goals, it was like it went
26:12
to VAR and then it like was allowed and he was already at
26:15
the halfway line. He starts like hugging Beto,
26:17
like the guy from Everton, like celebrating with Beto.
26:20
And Beto was like, get off me. It was really funny.
26:23
But I think it was kind of, I think it was funny because
26:24
they're both Brazilian, right? So they probably know each
26:27
other. So he was, you know, it's
26:28
probably something like that. Yeah, maybe, but but you look at
26:31
his points, he is goal or bust. Well, that's how so many of the
26:37
forwards are this. Does he remind you of someone
26:39
named Talon? Holland's more consistent with
26:43
the goals every game, whereas Eagle Tiago scores a brace, then
26:47
doesn't score, then he scores 1 doesn't score for a couple
26:49
games. I'm sorry.
26:50
Holland is in that drought. He hasn't scored a goal in three
26:53
in three games. His point scores are 662.
26:56
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But like, tell me a tell me a
26:58
forward that is scoring well without scoring goals.
27:03
Kevin Watkins, Kevin. Ollie Watkins is not scoring
27:08
well. That's scoring goals.
27:09
Yes, he is. I don't know, I, I think it's, I
27:12
think Ford's a very boom or bust position.
27:14
And that's why that's why I think sometimes like people that
27:17
get like 2 Fords in the first two rounds or something like
27:20
that, like you're just so boom or bust when you do that, you
27:23
know, good. Are you soon because you become
27:26
really dependent on goals. But Igor, Igor Tiago focusing
27:29
back on that his, the way he took that first goal was pretty
27:33
amazing too. Like he's, he seems like, he's
27:35
like real, he seems like pretty, like the real deal, you know?
27:39
63. He's big size.
27:41
Are you talking about again? Talking about height again.
27:44
Yeah, he's talking about size again.
27:46
He's all about size. What, where does he kind of rank
27:50
for you like the rest of the season?
27:51
Is he is he like, is it him? Is it, is it Holland, Semenyo,
27:54
then him? Are those like?
27:56
And he's like, is he maybe even above Semenyo with this trade?
27:59
He might be Semenyo goes to city, then he leapfrogs him.
28:04
Because Semenyo is it city. No.
28:07
So I mean just one last one last thing, you know?
28:10
We'll see race because we don't know yet with Semenyo.
28:12
I don't I just don't want him to go to see.
28:14
I just think he's going to be where's he going?
28:18
He's just he didn't even say anything.
28:20
He just fucking up he. Didn't even say anything, he
28:21
just got it locked away. He.
28:23
Must really need to take a shit. Well Tiago's set in 3rd forwards
28:29
and it's Semenyo's second and Harlan's first I think.
28:33
I agree. I think Semenyo might drop.
28:36
Yeah, I think Tio if it down a little bit.
28:38
And this is Semenyo, who's the like 24.
28:40
I think he's 24 points behind. I mean, Thiago's 24 points
28:44
behind Semenyo. So that's not hard to do if he
28:46
scores a couple goals and Semenyo goes for a couple of
28:48
Duts. Totally.
28:50
I think it's super doable. I mean, I also helped that
28:52
Thiago score at 40 in the last week, so you know that that
28:55
number jumped up like crazy. Yeah, I did.
28:57
Yeah. Semenyo.
28:57
I mean, the thing with him is that he's he can do it without
29:02
without goals. Like he's he's had some pretty
29:04
high scores without without goals or assists.
29:06
Like he can go some at at times, obviously not all the time, but
29:09
I think we're you're in Chicago, I think it's much more difficult
29:11
for that to happen. Yeah.
29:13
All right. Palace on a battleground reform
29:15
leaking goals. I think what was so valuable
29:18
about them at the beginning of the season was it all the clean
29:20
sheets they're keeping and that is going away.
29:22
And you're seeing that by. So there's less and less Palace
29:24
offenders in the top 10 now, right.
29:27
Yeah, I think I mean what there was there four at one point it
29:30
was like 4 of the top 10. It was like 4, four of them and
29:32
then five of them in the top 20. Yeah.
29:34
So now I think it's. Not.
29:38
In the top. He's fourth, yeah.
29:41
And Lacroix is 9, but like Richards has been injured for
29:45
the last few weeks, so that's a factor.
29:47
And yeah, and obviously Munez has been injured, Yeah.
29:51
But the thing, the thing with the defenders is it's really
29:53
tight. Like the difference we, I was
29:55
talking about this with you guys this week week.
29:56
But like the gap between the number one ranked defender and
30:00
the number 10 is really not that many points.
30:03
It's like 30 or 40 points where like the gap between the number
30:05
one ranked forward and the number 10 ranked forward is like
30:08
almost 20 points. Yeah, it's like 160 points or
30:11
something like that. So it's really crazy.
30:14
Yeah, it's interesting. Yeah.
30:18
Where's it? What's that sound?
30:19
Is that coming from Tico's speaker?
30:21
I think it's coming from you, you know, is it, are you not
30:23
moving around on your battery or something?
30:25
No, I'm just sitting still. Maybe this, maybe that's where
30:28
Tico went to go fix was there? Someone jumping on the roof.
30:33
Something this is really odd. This is a very long time over
30:36
Tico. Now I'm a little bit walked
30:37
away. Now I'm a little bit worried
30:38
about him. Should we like do a Wellness
30:42
check? Yes, someone give him a call.
30:45
Tico, are you OK? So like an an ex-girlfriend
30:49
knocked on the door and now he's going to fuck.
30:51
Kick her out. We're going to see him like fall
30:53
back and there's going to be someone on top of them, like
30:55
punching him. Oh, I hope not, but maybe
30:57
they'll be hilarious. All right.
31:00
Should we just carry on? Yeah, we all just carry on.
31:05
You posted you, you should this ends up I'm trying to
31:07
understand. So top performers, top five all
31:10
over 50% on this was just for last week, right?
31:12
Yeah, this. Is just from so this will be I
31:14
mean there's going to be games that come out before this so
31:16
this is just just in general it's like that Thiago game with
31:19
40 points Nico Collins I go on assist 29 points Jack Kreelish
31:23
28.5 points back from the dead with two assists how you can we
31:28
talk about my trend can you talk about it let's.
31:31
Talk about your trend. Three, 3 1/2 weeks ago or three
31:33
weeks ago I traded as a away from Greelish.
31:36
Since then Greelish got injured but since then as it hasn't
31:39
started the games. Been benched 3 times.
31:43
Yeah, so. And then this, this squealish
31:45
game made it all worth it. I felt very vindicated this
31:47
week, so yeah. Can we not can we not skip over
31:51
Collins though? 6 double digits in a row, 95
31:54
points total in six games. Yeah, yeah, he's, he's been
31:59
unreal. And he was actually, he had a he
32:01
was drafted really high and then he had a very bad start to the
32:05
season. And so he I picked him up off
32:06
waivers. Emily.
32:07
Oh, nice. Yeah, so like I'm just saying
32:10
like that Collins is very like, so I don't know, I mean people
32:14
just people sucked at him. I think people are very quick to
32:16
drop these, some of these offenders sometimes Chico all.
32:19
Good. I think Keith.
32:20
Yeah. Yeah.
32:21
I think you were low on Collins because you said Thomas Frank
32:25
left. I drafted him and I dropped him.
32:28
I think you pick him up when I draft him.
32:30
Yeah, I was just saying I, I don't know.
32:32
Was I low on Collins? I might have been.
32:33
I said I think I was a little leery about him, yeah.
32:38
Well, no, you had just said because Thomas Frank, because
32:42
Thomas Frank had left, that the defenders weren't going to score
32:45
as high because he was very And honestly, he's not really doing.
32:48
Thomas Frank isn't doing the same thing he did at the
32:50
beginning, but now it's not. The defense, Malik TA, 28.5
32:56
points, pretty amazing to go on a clean sheet.
32:57
I'll do that obviously. Declan Rice continues to have a
33:00
stellar season. 26.75 points with two goals.
33:04
A brace consistently over the last 10 games has been
33:06
absolutely pumping. There's a bunch of names you did
33:09
5 next under 50% owned, but a bunch of them are on waivers so
33:12
you want to just skip over that. Yeah, you didn't skip over that
33:15
throw on waivers. All right, Tico, is everything
33:17
all right by the way? Yeah, just up and leave it.
33:20
Don't say a word. I put it in chat.
33:22
Back and don't say a word. I mean, we could have just
33:25
pretended like I was through this whole time for people
33:28
listening on the audio. Yeah, I guess we, I guess me too
33:31
actually made a big deal out of it.
33:32
But whatever the people watching on YouTube, they're the probably
33:36
what the hell just happened. OK, anyways, let's go to
33:38
waivers. First one off the RIP is Pascal
33:41
Gross, I think is very interesting mid only under 3% of
33:45
leagues obviously because waivers doesn't clear and he
33:47
came mid mid last week. So we all shall remember Big
33:50
Daddy Gross from his years of just dominance.
33:55
Is he going to have the same impacts?
33:56
He's a few years old. He's a year and a half older,
33:58
and he was already getting on the old side of things like 34.
34:02
Probably not the same love dominance, but I think he's
34:05
still be very viable and valuable thinking this.
34:09
Yeah, I think that's a pretty good comp.
34:12
I think he could even maybe do a little better because I think
34:14
he's a little more. Better than Jacques Jacques.
34:18
Is. Going off.
34:20
I think that's got gross if he gets a lot of time.
34:23
I mean, do you remember how good he was?
34:24
No, two years ago he was he was like a he was like a first
34:28
second on the pick. He was the second on the pick
34:29
guy. He was.
34:30
Scoring he was. He also scores more than a
34:32
shotgun and now off of like. Yeah, I think, I think from
34:35
ghosts and stuff like that, yeah, yeah, yeah.
34:37
So he has a really good and I think it's just he's just the
34:41
type of player that he does all the things that fan tracks likes
34:43
it's like sends balls, sends balls into the box, etcetera,
34:47
etcetera. So I think there's something
34:49
there that's interesting. And I think he might be, I don't
34:53
know. It's just a question of is he
34:54
coming as like an older guy that's going to sit on the bench
34:56
and be like a mentor? Is he expected to be playing 90
35:00
minutes every week? You know, I think that's where,
35:02
because that part of it, his value was that he was playing
35:04
every game for Brandon. Yeah.
35:06
Any position? Yeah, any position too.
35:09
He's playing right black, left black, center mid.
35:12
He could play out in the front three sometimes even, you know.
35:15
So yeah. So I think he's got, I mean, I
35:17
think he's like borderline, like you can probably spend 57 FAB on
35:22
easy and like there might be leagues where he goes for more
35:24
to be honest with you. I'll give you some good return
35:27
if there's anything like he was when he first came when the
35:30
before he left. And even if he's less than like
35:32
he was when he first, even if he's at, even if he's at 75% of
35:36
that, he's still going to be very, very well.
35:37
That's. What he hoped he was in Germany
35:39
and he didn't play that much. He didn't, but also that
35:44
Brighton team was like a lot more attacking.
35:47
They would score a lot of goals. Sally Marsh was amazing for
35:50
them. But it's not, obviously it's not
35:53
the same team. It's not the same team.
35:55
I also think that the German league is very different league
35:57
and like he might just not be as suited to the transitional speed
36:00
of the German league, where like the he might be better suited
36:04
for, you know, this Brighton team.
36:06
So we'll see. I think he's older than the
36:08
coach, which is kind of weird. That's that's always a weird
36:11
situation. But that's been the case with
36:13
Brian. They they've got.
36:14
With like Milner, who's like 40 and yeah, kind of funny, OK.
36:19
Could be his daddy. Yeah, not quite, but you'd have
36:23
to be. Would rather have had him Very
36:24
young, but kind of funny. OK, next one.
36:27
Shawn Longsaff, mid 37% owned. He was absolutely cooking before
36:31
his injury. It's a gamble though, because
36:34
he's just he's just not coming back to fitness.
36:36
And like, I don't know how long it'll take if you for him to
36:39
regain like fully and be like starting games.
36:41
And also like if even will, because Liz has been on such a
36:45
good run, like, you know, like is it as the run so good like
36:49
that? Does he not even get into the
36:50
team? Just stash have that position
36:51
locked down? They've literally had like, I
36:53
don't think like I think he got like I don't remember when he
36:56
got injured and when that's the streak started, but they pretty
36:59
close to each other. Yeah, pretty close to each
37:00
other. You know so.
37:01
So after he got injured, they've only lost one game and it was to
37:05
City. Yeah, and it was like.
37:08
Everything else, it was a tighter win.
37:10
And what was that? And like they were like, and
37:12
that was like a 90th, 90th minute goal.
37:15
Yeah. That was like that was going for
37:17
a draw. So I'm just saying that like
37:19
it's hard for it's like as much as long stuff was really good,
37:22
I'm a little leery of long stuff because I don't know how he gets
37:25
to the team, because I don't know how you get him into the
37:28
team. What is some?
37:29
It's a risk, but it's you. Would you put that?
37:33
I probably, yeah, I think he'd put a few one to three.
37:37
Yeah, maybe, maybe, maybe not. But I think it's a matter of
37:39
like if you have conviction that he's going to break back into
37:41
the team, then you could put way more foul on him because I think
37:44
he's he could be a, he could be a league winner on some level.
37:46
If you think he's run it right back into the team, that's one
37:48
question of that. Well look, he took over with
37:52
free kicks corners when he when he was playing before, so it's a
37:56
good risk to take because if he jumps back onto that some easy
38:00
points. Yeah, absolutely.
38:02
I think, I think there's yeah. It just depends on your
38:04
conviction level with him. Next one, Pascal Shrouk from
38:08
Leeds as well. Defender, 15% owned.
38:10
He's been scoring huge during this run for the Leeds.
38:13
I just questioned like riding the Lightning.
38:15
I think he's double digits in the last like 5 or 6 games.
38:18
Yeah, he's scored. I think he yeah, he's been
38:21
unreal. I think he's just got to ride
38:23
the Lightning sometimes with guys like that.
38:24
I mean it's just a matter of like what?
38:26
What's the Leeds next few matches, you know?
38:29
Do you have anyone have it up? I'll pull out right now.
38:32
But it's like exchange. Background Newcastle, Fulham,
38:36
Everton, Arsenal, Forest. Yeah, there's some good games in
38:39
there. There's some big games in there.
38:42
Obviously Arsenal, but Arsenal's not one of them.
38:44
But yeah, well, I'm shook. I would, you know, maybe 1 to 1
38:49
to 1 fad, 2 fad, but I don't know, nothing crazy.
38:52
But I think, I think if you need a defender, there's definitely,
38:55
he's definitely been very good. He's been, you know, scoring
38:58
really well. Yeah, next one I want to shout
39:00
out this I did this before the Amrem news, but I also I'm not
39:03
like that against it is Joshua Zerksy.
39:06
He came on at halftime against Lisa and looked really, really
39:08
good and kind of he created the fruit that the gold discord.
39:12
I have a feeling that whatever manager comes in probably is
39:14
going to want to play him, but maybe not like I don't know,
39:17
like it just depends on it depends on who the manager is.
39:20
So, Chica, why are you looking like like there's a?
39:22
Rumor that he might go to Roma. Oh, that he might be might go
39:25
away. Roma.
39:27
Yeah, back to Italy. Wow, I don't think they could
39:30
let him go. He's they only have one striker.
39:34
Yeah, they don't. They don't even use him.
39:36
They've put Mason Man up there saying.
39:39
I don't know. I just feel like he was one of
39:41
the only players that looked good last week.
39:43
Obviously, Bruno Fernandez is coming back, very possibly, so
39:46
that might change things, but still.
39:48
I saw something where Bruno was most successful under Amarin.
39:53
Goal Which wise goal in this country?
39:55
Really Playing for the back too Interesting all right, so that
40:00
that was a little bit less as not as strong as conviction as
40:03
when Ameren was there with Xerxe, but I think there's it's
40:06
it's worth a shot if you're looking it's like 4 is just such
40:08
a tough position right now that you know just do your.
40:11
Research first to make sure he's not fucking.
40:13
Don't waste the fab on that. Yeah, just in case he does go,
40:18
next one is vitally Janelle from Brentford, mid 13% home.
40:22
He started the last five games for Brentford.
40:24
Essentially, since Dansgaard's been benched, he's been starting
40:27
is average 14.25 points per start in that time frame.
40:32
How about is your games in five games?
40:33
Crazy good. That's that's elite.
40:36
That's elite. Elite.
40:38
Yeah. So so, yeah, I mean, this is
40:42
this has been this has honestly been one of the best.
40:44
This is one of the best waiver weeks I've seen in in months.
40:47
Yeah, to to be honest with you. So it's like the free for all.
40:49
That's the beginning of the year.
40:50
There seems like all of a sudden right now there's like a bunch
40:52
of guys, the last one kind of a bonus on here.
40:54
I have Hugo Bueno. You obviously remember him from
40:56
the we remember him from the beginning of the year because he
40:58
was doing so opening up benched and then but he started the last
41:02
two old games and in those games they've they've drawn and they
41:06
won and he scored 11 and 24. Maybe it's maybe he's worth
41:09
throwing back on the waivers if he does this.
41:11
She's kind of the other thing with him is he's proven that
41:13
even if he even if they lose, he can still score well.
41:16
He scored 11 points the last game, Yeah.
41:19
And they? And they drew and they drew.
41:22
Yeah, so. But even when before, when they
41:24
were just like sucking in the beginning of the year, he was.
41:25
Starting a game, he was one points, yeah.
41:27
Just one points. So that's it.
41:29
That's waivers, boys. Any thoughts?
41:32
I think I think Jen out you can throw a little bit of foul on.
41:34
I think there's something there. I think Hugo Bueno, maybe not
41:37
you probably not as necessary because he just might not be as
41:40
you might be anything you just can for free more so, Yeah.
41:43
You know, All right, how many who's going to be changing their
41:47
waiver, their waiver now that I gave you all the good
41:49
suggestions? I already looked at all these
41:51
players. Yeah, Yeah, yeah.
41:54
That's that's. What I I don't I don't have I
41:57
could you only show you my my fan tracks?
42:00
Well, we do want to see if you want to show us your team, we,
42:03
me and Tico, I'll bring you some advice because you're doing.
42:05
So bad. I don't need you guys to see my
42:08
team. I can see my team is shit at the
42:10
moment. But my team in the main main
42:12
league is fine. So I mean the top man league is
42:14
fine. Shut up, Tico, Shut.
42:16
Up I was all right. Anything else do you want to
42:19
talk about? I mean, it's kind of tricky
42:21
because when this comes out games will happen, so I don't
42:23
really want to talk about like looking ahead that much no
42:26
anything else we want to talk about?
42:27
Are we kind of just wrapping? Let's wrap it up, man.
42:30
Really. Or should we look at, as I see
42:32
real quick, should we pull it up for the fans?
42:34
No. Why?
42:35
Which one? The?
42:36
I mean you can't stop us. You want to pull up the main one
42:39
or the the 12 men League One. I think we should pull it up.
42:43
I think. I think this will be fun.
42:44
Let's not look at my team. Don't.
42:46
I'll go with the 12, no. No, let's go with the other one.
42:49
Let's go the one let's, let's, let's start back.
42:52
You don't want you don't want advice.
42:53
And I feel like we're offering you free service right here.
42:55
People pay a lot of good money for this.
42:57
No, I don't want. I don't want your services.
43:00
I don't want your services. First advice.
43:03
No, I don't want it. I want to.
43:05
Hey, hey guys, this is me and Draft Offsides.
43:08
This is Enzo Key Fantico. Follow us on Draft Offsides on X
43:15
on YouTube. There's a little follow and a
43:17
like and subscribe. I was looking at the draft at
43:23
the 12 men I drafted, Nico Collins, so I dropped Tyreke
43:26
Mitchell, who I dropped, and Diego de Lo, who I dropped.
43:31
Yeah, and all of those players went to either key for Nate.
43:36
Oh, I I think we should also talk about the trade offers Nate
43:39
sent us. Yeah, none of them were good,
43:44
right? He was just fishing.
43:45
He was just so Nate. Nate was trying to get rid of
43:47
Semenya. Yeah.
43:49
And he offered what? So what does he offer you guys?
43:52
I I have mine up, so no you go. For since you have yours up.
43:57
No, I don't have it. My computer is also operating
43:59
very slowly right now. All right, so he offered me
44:03
Semenya, Nick Pope, Diego Dallo. Any time someone offers you a
44:08
trade in a player goalkeeper, it's a ship.
44:11
And the goalkeeper is a ship. I mean, Pope is averaging over
44:14
10 points a game, so it's a good goalkeeper.
44:16
Those three players for Nunez from City, Igor Thiago, Jack
44:21
Grillish. And I was not kidding.
44:23
I would not trade any of this players even straight up for
44:25
Semenya. So he offered me.
44:28
He offered me Semenya and Diego Dalo for Dan Ballard and Brandon
44:32
Bueno. So hard no, I mean, Semenya, if
44:37
he, if he knew Semenya was going to be as good as he's been, I
44:39
could see this trade actually making sense, you know, but but
44:43
with with with Semenya, just the uncertainty of people in the
44:47
city. No, I'm just going to hold on
44:49
that like, like, and Bueno is coming back.
44:51
So the Cameroon play. No, he what team?
44:54
He's on Cameroon, right? No, he's on, he's on Cameroon.
44:57
And they play in Morocco in this in the quarters of AFCON on the
45:01
9th and they're going to probably lose Morocco because
45:03
Morocco is pretty good. So he could be back, yeah, as a
45:06
state. Brian Diaz has been killing it.
45:08
Yeah, no, he has. So they're like, I'm what I'm
45:11
saying is those like the next games, like he could be back
45:13
maybe obviously not for the the round 21, but round 22, the
45:19
17th, he'll be back, you know, and 1:00 will be back more more
45:24
likely than not. Turned off me wasn't as bad as
45:27
yours actually. What are you?
45:29
What are you asking? Noted.
45:31
Murphy, Dallow and Semenyo for Chuckwazy, Palmer and Kevin.
45:36
Murphy Dallow. I think it's just I think you
45:40
needed a better piece than Murphy because Murphy hasn't
45:42
been that good recently. If.
45:45
He he offered Tico goalkeeper, so he obviously has no respect
45:48
for Tico. Yeah, he had zero respect for
45:49
Tico. That was just cool.
45:52
That was. Bullshit housery right there.
45:54
Question for you guys. I'm I'm going to have a are we?
45:58
Are we, are we? Ridiculous.
46:00
I'm the I think it's recording. It's ridiculous that I'm the
46:05
only undefeated person in 2026. I'm.
46:09
The highest team in 2026. This is a respect that I get not
46:13
only from my other managers, I'm only from the Commissioner.
46:17
I'm undefeated in 2026 too. I'm talking about the main
46:20
league. I'm undefeated.
46:23
I've won my last two. OK, I'm the highest scoring
46:25
player in 2026. Ridiculous.
46:30
The disrespect. Even at the.
46:32
Last message you didn't have the courtesy to act Me didn't even
46:35
get a notification for my 10. Dollars, yeah, you did this to
46:39
yourself. You were, you were actor.
46:40
You made it such a big deal. So what I do in our league, what
46:43
I do is like if whoever wins the game week, they get a little
46:46
prize because that's how we we our prizes, our money's set up.
46:49
And I write like a little paragraph like like hyping up
46:52
the team. But then Tico was being kind of
46:54
a like the first time he won it, he was being kind of a Dick
46:56
about it. And he's like, where's my write
46:58
up? And so I like didn't.
47:00
I've never ridden. Myself, I can't I've.
47:01
Never done it. I thought, yeah, I've never done
47:04
it. Now you've won like three in a
47:05
row, so it's like I just never do it for you.
47:07
I can't. Wait, I can't wait for my
47:09
opportunity to win that thing. Luckily for you, you're never
47:12
going to win it with your shitty ass Steve.
47:16
It's in second. Yeah, now you're sitting there.
47:19
2nd place you put up what are we, 12?
47:24
3/4 by points 4 by points 4. Do you know where you you stand?
47:29
Ahead of you, yeah. Yeah.
47:31
In six, yeah. By like 14 no points 4 I'm, I'm
47:35
second, you're third, Yeah. Jabba, how about how unfortunate
47:39
is it for like Jack and I think he's 7:00 and 12:00, but he's
47:42
would be be 4th in total points scored.
47:45
So he's he's. Been in 11th place overall, but
47:48
he's 4th in total point scored. Point scored against Enzo's the
47:51
lowest. I'm the second lowest.
47:53
You're the third lowest, Keith. And that that's going to change.
47:56
Yeah. Why is that going to change?
47:58
Because it won't always happen that way.
48:01
The other teams will start scoring more points.
48:04
Well, I beat my opponents 2 out of the three last weeks by over
48:07
100 points. I played Keith next week in the
48:10
12 man league and. You guys are playing this week?
48:13
Yeah, it's on 10, so I did next tomorrow and then I play, I play
48:17
my I play my bogey team. Just give me the light who has
48:20
lost like a couple in the row. But because he's playing me,
48:22
he's probably going to start with the right players.
48:24
Just give me the light and pass, yeah?
48:28
And so if I beat you, I'm going to be feeling really good about
48:30
stuff. Oh, yeah, I'm going to.
48:33
Are you going to be feeling really down, though?
48:35
I'm back. I've been, I've been getting too
48:37
emotionally invested in the game weeks, going to be honest with
48:39
you. I mean, the highs have been high
48:41
and the lows have been low. Like are, let me see how the
48:45
matchups are. Oh, it's he has his Fulham, uh,
48:50
attack playing against Chelsea. But his Fulham attack?
48:54
Who's who's Who's there for this film attack?
48:58
Kevin and Harry Wilson. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, Chelsea.
49:02
Who knows what that's that's going to be like?
49:04
Cole Palmer, who's has he been the most disappointing player
49:07
this year? Yeah.
49:08
Well, he got injured that doesn't that.
49:11
Doesn't count. I count it.
49:14
Yeah, it's only been underwhelming.
49:15
I mean, he he scored 1.90 minutes each.
49:18
I have the I have my best player playing against fucking Man City
49:21
though, so. How's your Jeremy Dunkeys?
49:24
They too, but Minta probably. That's sad.
49:28
Explains why you're where you are.
49:29
He's like the he's like the 4th, the high scoring player in the
49:32
whole division. I know, but it's still, you
49:34
know, Don't let facts get in the way of my.
49:39
Have a good shit, Ducky. Yeah, I'm playing certain games
49:44
in the main league do. You see my bench though boys?
49:47
Like how fucked up is that? What about it?
49:50
I'm just. WIFA, Chuck Wazy and Alanga fuck
49:54
me. All right.
49:56
First of all, you could drop Alanga.
49:58
Yeah, I I have. Yeah, he's averaging 2 1/2 foot
50:01
for the year. It's been so bad, bro.
50:03
I've been holding on to him like he's going to, he's going to
50:05
make it, he's going to do it. My bench is Calafiore injured,
50:08
This is the main league Dan Amunes injured Diallo afcon.
50:13
Yeah, what about what about me with Voltamont?
50:15
Now what was that games? I know I'm.
50:18
In I'm in a little fight, Voltamont.
50:20
Voltamont is a little odd, a little bit of AI.
50:22
Don't know if it's quite trade baby but but yeah.
50:26
I'll give you whista. You'll give me whista for what?
50:31
Yeah, Jaguar Lish. Yeah, OK.
50:35
Ha ha ha ha ha. That'd be two leagues I it's not
50:38
Gridlish away from you. No, I I was just I was just
50:41
bragging the Enzo. I was so proud.
50:43
I actually my trades in the main league are the reason why I'm
50:45
doing well. Gabrielle for Salah and then
50:49
getting Greenish in exchange for Heze has been they've been
50:52
they're both so far so well on both of those.
50:55
You know where Gabrielle is ranked on points per game.
50:59
It's like second behind Salah, behind the whole.
51:02
Endulous. OK, what'd be ridiculous?
51:05
5th. OK.
51:08
I guess that's good. It's Matt O'Reilly like 6th.
51:12
Yeah, OK. But so he doesn't.
51:13
He has two games. Yeah, so he doesn't count then.
51:16
Fantasy points per game then? Davies doesn't count.
51:19
Are you no size? Oh my.
51:21
No, it's Holland. Holland, Bruno, Simenio, Saca,
51:25
Gabriel. Gabriel.
51:26
Yeah. And then?
51:30
Yeah, I mean amazing so. And I don't see Sal anywhere on
51:33
this list, so I feel good. About my decisions.
51:37
OK, are we done? Yeah, I think we're done all.
51:41
Right, This has been, do we even need to do this and already did
51:44
this. This has been in case Sergei
51:45
needs it. This has been Draft Offsides
51:47
episode 119. I'm with my name is Keith.
51:50
I'm with Tigo Enzo. Follow us at Draft Offsides and
51:52
we'll see you next week. I think that's feedback where's.
51:56
Your microphone. It's right here.
51:58
I think it's Keith's because he was just moving it.
52:01
It's not me because I'm not touching my microphone, I'm not
52:05
tapping anything. Can you touch the one over here?
52:08
No, of course he's touching it. The tip?
52:11
Just the tip. Yeah.
52:13
Could it be me like I'm, I'm if I'm, if I'm moving, is this
52:16
doing anything? No sound, right?
52:17
It's on the sound. I think it's Enzo, like jumping
52:19
around in his bed. He's like on his bed going like
52:21
this. You're looking at me.
52:23
OK. Just shoot it it.
52:25
Was shooting. No, keep check your hand.
52:28
Look, can you hear anything? Can you hear anything?
52:30
No, Enzo, mute yourself. It's Enzo.
52:33
Enzo, mute yourself. Keith move around like your
52:36
hands and stuff like OK now Enzo, unmute yourself.
52:40
Keep you mute yourself. Enzo, say something with that so
52:43
we know you're, I mean. It's obviously ends up.
52:47
I just heard it ends up. Who is it?
52:50
Who is it? Chico.
52:52
I'll see. It's keep.
52:53
It's. Keep.
52:55
I'm going to mute it again. Do your things.
52:58
Yeah, it's you. How's it?
52:59
It's obvious, it's obviously. You.
53:02
It's obviously you, yeah. Why so?
53:04
Obvious and you. Shake himself.
53:08
I'm going to say something. You shake me.
53:11
I'm. Shaking.
53:12
I'm shaking. It's not me.
53:14
It's not me. It's you.
53:16
You're the problem. It's.
53:17
You. It's you.
53:19
It's always been you. All.
53:26
Right, bye guys. Please, I get on.
53:31
Leave your windows open. Look at his ring light.
53:34
Look, you have to get his ring light out because he has to make
53:37
sure the shine is on his head. Wait.
53:41
Wait, how are? You dude.
53:41
Cool Watford jersey by the. Way.
53:43
No, I like that. I like that you got.
53:45
He got in it. No, he's wearing a hoodie
53:47
underneath because he's. Is it Troy Danny on the back?
53:52
Oh, he got it because it says Mr. Q.
53:55
That's why I got. We can't hear you now though.
53:58
Yeah, he's. Gone.
54:00
Now I know how you guys felt and we go away from I want I want to
54:08
talk about all these news and notes that are happening.
54:10
We actually there's some good news and notes.
54:11
Yeah, there's a lot. It feels like there's like weeks
54:14
where nothing happens. Those weeks where so much
54:16
happens, yeah. You know, I like, I like the
54:19
fact that everyone started jumping on Tico in the 12 man
54:21
league. I just had to just open up the
54:22
door. Yeah, you did.
54:24
We needed that, I mean. I don't think you, you know, the
54:28
feeling ends up, but when you're on top, everyone's against you.
54:31
I do know that feeling because I've been on top.
54:34
Not in the league, Maybe you know your private life.
54:36
No, you were on. He was first in the league for a
54:38
while, wasn't he in the. In the main league until I
54:41
dropped all the way down to six. By the end of it I was top three
54:45
in the 12 man league all season. I'm doing the same thing again.
54:48
Is that Jersey doesn't have a name on the back or no?
54:51
No, it doesn't have a name on the back.
54:52
You should get. Deanie, even though that's
54:53
probably a New Jersey. I usually get I got this from
54:58
classic football. It was on clearance.
55:00
Nice Excel, I like it. It's really nice.
55:03
Yeah. It's a great color.
55:04
And like Wofford, that, that, that like the logos.
55:06
Iconic. You know, this is the jersey.
55:09
Isn't it wild that I mean, as the exact same one from my
55:12
mystery boxes? What a racket.
55:14
I thought you were borrowing as a jersey.
55:16
Yeah. Actually, I'm not wearing
55:19
anything under it. I'm just Dad's house.
55:21
So what's funny is I, I think because the jersey that I got
55:24
that I'm probably going to throw out is Gevova as well.
55:27
They had, they must have had like some kind of clearance or
55:30
sale that they got to show a lot of Gevoa jerseys.
55:32
Yeah, right. Alice, do you want to keep?
55:34
Do you wear extra? Large, Yeah.
55:37
Oh, actually. All right, hold on to it until I
55:38
see you, is it? Cool.
55:40
Do you have it you can you like flash it or no?
55:42
Is it not like right around? It's in the car, I think I put
55:44
it in the I put it. In no way.
55:47
Don't worry about it right now. Yeah, I'm like, I'm like kind of
55:49
maxed out. I I made my, I have to, I told
55:51
my wife that new stuff I get I have to throw something out.
55:54
So kind of maxed out clothing wise.
55:57
It it isn't a nice jersey here, let me put it in the chat.
56:02
Chat before, Jeez. Also, ever since Sergey came and
56:07
like used my computer, locked it to Riverside, I don't know what
56:09
he did. It's been giving me issues ever
56:11
since. So it's Sergey's fault I'm like,
56:14
out of. Soundtracks.
56:16
Wait, what? What is that to the Riverside
56:17
though? Nothing, just I'm, you know,
56:21
it's a nice jersey. The the Crest is nice if you
56:23
zoom in on. The Crest.
56:24
Why are you not into it? It's made in Turkey, out on the.
56:27
Made in Turkey just for being made in Turkey.
56:29
Yeah, well, should do. But do you, do you not want me
56:32
to use it because it's made in Turkey?
56:33
Oh. That's fine.
56:33
You're OK as an ally is that's OK.
56:35
That's already paid for, you know.
56:37
OK, that's fine. Yeah, the Crest on it is pretty
56:40
cool because it's a it's from a Greek league, so it is like a
56:43
fucking, I don't know, some guy lifting a boulder.
56:46
That's awesome. As did you get your new kids or
56:49
you didn't? Oh, and then now we can hear
56:51
you. Oh, and can you hear me?
56:54
Yeah. Yeah.
56:55
Yeah, no, they're they're replicas.
56:57
So I like them though they look good.
57:00
I'm going to find out. It was buy 2 get one free.
57:01
So we're going to find out this is downtown sort of fashion
57:05
district, or if it's gonna look somewhat professional.
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Where'd you buy it from? Instagram.
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They'll be they'll be cheap. You'll you'll get like you'll
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get a bunch of you get a few good wares out of them and after
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a couple of watches they'll start to really.
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But like, that's my. Best website?
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I can't Remember Me. Is it called classics?
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Oh no it wasn't. It was called.
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Let me send the e-mail real quick. e-mail archive.
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Shit man. Champion FC soccer Retro Shock
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soccer shirts. That's what they call.
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Buy 3, get 2 free. See I I bought 2 got one free.
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So you could have bought one more and got 2 and I I.
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Those on those, they're the only three actually wanted.
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The other ones were. And if you guys go to classic
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football shirts on like a regular basis, I don't know how
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majors you you want to have. Obviously they have like weekly
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deals and some of them are like pretty cheap, like right now,
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the 2021 Cameroon Afghan Jerseys 15 bucks.
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Oh, well, I could, you know what, I've got to look because I
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think I have too many jerseys, honestly, majority of my jerseys
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or Tottenham jerseys. So we're going to stop a little
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bit. And England jerseys.
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I have England jerseys. Whoa, man.
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I'm just not wearing my jerseys enough, like for a while.
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I like my soccer. I play, you know, play practice
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in jerseys and stuff. And now it's like we're
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practicing in our kits a lot. So I like don't even have a use,
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you know? Yeah, I wear them here.
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Like sometimes I wear them sometimes.
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Where around the house where I sometimes I wear them to sleep
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too because they're so breathable and they like get too
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hot. You wear AT shirt to.
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Sleep you wear. You wear that?
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What? Yeah.
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Always. You.
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You. You.
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You're. Shirtless.
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Naked. Naked It's.
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Gonna say, it's gonna say. I mean, I wear boxers, but
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that's about it. No, I wear, I wear like I wear,
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I sometimes wear AT shirt and then a like a crew neck to to
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sleep. You wear a crew neck.
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Yeah, like a sweater. Like a oh I guess.
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Yeah, no, I thought. Yeah.
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And then you don't have like. You don't have like boxers, What
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do you? What do you have like a sheet
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you. Don't have a duvet.
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I have like, I have like a comforter and then sometimes I
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get too hot. So I just want to be able to
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push down the comforter and still be like warm enough.
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And just like, because if I'm just wearing AT shirt, I get too
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cold. That's that's the compromise.
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Like my wife has the temperature at a certain amount and that's
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the compromise I found for me to be comfortable in her world, you
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know, So it's crazy. In the.
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Summer I litchi like she has the AC on and she's.
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Still in the summer? Yeah, I understand.
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It and she has the bundle, but she has like the blanket all
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over. I'm freaking sweating even with
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the AC. Yeah so I'm like no, blanket it.
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I I sleep like right below a window.
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Windows always open. Never wear a T-shirt.
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You don't get crazy, you don't get sick, huh?
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Nah. That's crazy.
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Yeah, still different. Come on, bring me.
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Tones up still different. But you know, I always wonder
1:00:01
if, like if I ever get like, you know, married or whatever and
1:00:03
sleep with someone else, like Cher bed what I would because I
1:00:07
I don't I run like hot naturally, so I would want to
1:00:10
have separate blankets. Well, I know, I know couples
1:00:14
that do that where they have. Something like that.
1:00:15
Weird. Me and me and my wife did that
1:00:16
for a little while. I ended up it just got made more
1:00:18
sense to getting just a larger blanket.
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Yeah. That's what I'm saying.
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I got a big horse blanket. Yeah.
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Oh, wife. I don't know about you guys.
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What about you keep? I got fucking pillows galore
1:00:27
that we don't even use. Six, yeah, I think we've cut,
1:00:31
we've cut back. But I, I mean, I have two that
1:00:33
I, I sleep with two. And then there's a third one
1:00:37
that I, I prop for what I'm reading.
1:00:38
And then when I'm done with that one, I like throw it on the
1:00:40
ground. You know what's the best pillow
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I had? I bought when my sister was
1:00:44
pregnant? I got one of those pregnancy
1:00:45
pillows. Yeah.
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And then when I when I went to go gifted to her, she had
1:00:49
already got 1. So I kept it.
1:00:50
I. Think I used to get with it.
1:00:52
Some I haven't slept in a long time by for like good six months
1:00:55
I was sleeping with. I think it's fucking awesome.
1:00:57
It is really nice. The best pillow I had is the
1:00:59
statute of limitations on this is over.
1:01:01
I was at The MGM casino in Vegas and it was like those like body
1:01:05
pillows. It was a lot on the longest
1:01:07
side, not a full body, but like half body.
1:01:09
It was so comfortable that I put it in my bag and I took it out
1:01:12
with me and I used to. Charge you.
1:01:15
No, no, I stole a pillow. I stole a pillow and they
1:01:18
charged me for like, I use that way longer than a human should
1:01:21
use a pillow. I'm sure if they put that under
1:01:23
like a microscope, it would have been like disgusting, but it was
1:01:26
so good. That's a coffee.
1:01:28
You know you've made a clean your sheet slot every two weeks.
1:01:30
Did you know that It gets gross, man?
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When did you learn? It's gross.
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I mean. This is a while ago my wife.
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I definitely was. I definitely was not doing that.
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When I was when I yeah, I was going to say, yeah, see.
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Yeah, exactly. Yeah, now, now we do that for
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sure, but. I mean, if you shower in the
1:01:44
mornings, who cares if your bed is dirty, you know?
1:01:46
Well, these. Shower in the evenings.
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You in the morning, shower. If you shower in the evenings
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then technically your bed will be cleaner.
1:01:53
No. If you shower in the mornings,
1:01:54
if you wake up from a dirty bed and you shower, you're clean.
1:01:58
No, but. You don't.
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You don't want to sleep. You just.
1:02:00
Getting Yeah, yeah, we're literally just.
1:02:02
Should we start the episode? I kind of want to talk about
1:02:05
this more, OK? You would.
1:02:08
Want you would want to shower before you go to bed?
1:02:10
I have to say I don't say I do this all the time, but you want
1:02:13
to shower before you go to bed, so then your bed is more clean.
1:02:15
Yeah, so if you, this is what me and my wife are going to try to
1:02:17
do because in in like Asian culture like Korea, China,
1:02:21
Japan. Goes to Japan once all of a
1:02:23
sudden. I'm just talking about while
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seeing, yeah. Go ahead, go ahead, try it.
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So like, you know how you don't wear the the outside shoes
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indoors and wear slippers and when they get at home, they they
1:02:33
change straight away out they're outside clothes because straight
1:02:35
in the hamper and then they shower before they go to bed so
1:02:39
that in the morning and their bed stays clean.
1:02:41
You know what I mean? So it's more of a cleaner.
1:02:43
I think the outside closing is something I could do, the shoe
1:02:45
thing I do, the outside closing I could.
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I definitely do one. It's because.
1:02:50
I think I mentioned I was, you know, fornicating with this
1:02:52
Asian girl and whenever I was to go to her place, first of all,
1:02:56
shoes always wear off and like even going to bed like with my
1:02:59
like shirts or stuff like that, like those, those are outside
1:03:01
clothes. She has like indoor clothes.
1:03:03
They're always clean. And I think about it every time,
1:03:05
whenever. Like sometimes I go to the gym
1:03:07
with like 30 ass clothes. I come in and jump on my bed
1:03:09
like. No, that's gross.
1:03:11
Yeah. What?
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OK, No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You're fucking.
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Gross, Gross.