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- 0:00Speaker 1: Chapter two, the Emperor of Liliput, attended by several of
- 0:05Speaker 1: the nobility, comes to see the author in his confinement.
- 0:09Speaker 1: The Emperor's person and habits described learned men appointed to
- 0:13Speaker 1: teach the author their language. He gains favor by his
- 0:17Speaker 1: mild disposition. His pockets are searched, and his sword and
- 0:20Speaker 1: pistols taken from him. When I found myself on my feet,
- 0:24Speaker 1: I looked about me, and must confess I never beheld
- 0:28Speaker 1: a more entertaining prospect. The country around appeared like a
- 0:32Speaker 1: continued garden, and the enclosed fields, which were generally forty
- 0:37Speaker 1: feet square, resembled so many beds of flowers. These fields
- 0:41Speaker 1: were intermingled with woods of half a stang, and the
- 0:44Speaker 1: tallest trees, as I could judge, appeared to be seven
- 0:47Speaker 1: feet high. I viewed the town on my left hand,
- 0:51Speaker 1: which looked like the painted scene of a city in
- 0:53Speaker 1: a theater. I had been for some hours extremely pressed
- 0:58Speaker 1: by the necessities of nature, which was no wonder it,
- 1:01Speaker 1: being almost two days since I had last disburdened myself.
- 1:05Speaker 1: I was under great difficulties between urgency and shame. The
- 1:09Speaker 1: best expedient I could think of was to creep into
- 1:12Speaker 1: my house, which I accordingly did and shut in the
- 1:15Speaker 1: gate after me. I went as far as the length
- 1:17Speaker 1: of my chain would suffer, and discharge my body of
- 1:20Speaker 1: that uneasy load. But this was the only time I
- 1:23Speaker 1: was ever guilty of so uncleanly, an action for which
- 1:26Speaker 1: I cannot but hope the candid reader will give some
- 1:29Speaker 1: allowance after who is maturely and impartially considered my case
- 1:33Speaker 1: and the distress I was in. From this time my
- 1:38Speaker 1: constant practice was as soon as I rose to perform
- 1:41Speaker 1: that business in open air at the full extent of
- 1:43Speaker 1: my chain, and due care was taken every morning before
- 1:47Speaker 1: company came, that the offensive matter should be carried off
- 1:50Speaker 1: in wheelbarrows by two servants appointed for that purpose. I
- 1:55Speaker 1: would not have dwelt so long upon a circumstance that,
- 1:58Speaker 1: perhaps at first sight, may appear not very momentous if
- 2:03Speaker 1: I had not thought it necessary to justify my character
- 2:05Speaker 1: in point of cleanliness to the world, which I am
- 2:09Speaker 1: told some of my maligners have been pleased upon this
- 2:13Speaker 1: and other occasions to call into question. When this adventure
- 2:19Speaker 1: was at an end, I came back out of my house,
- 2:22Speaker 1: having an occasion for fresh air. The Emperor was already
- 2:26Speaker 1: descended from the tower and advancing on horseback towards me,
- 2:30Speaker 1: which had liked to have cost him dear. For the beast,
- 2:33Speaker 1: though very well trained, yet wholly unused to such a sight,
- 2:36Speaker 1: which appeared as if a mountain moved before him, reared
- 2:40Speaker 1: up on his hind feet. But that Prince, who is
- 2:43Speaker 1: an excellent horseman, kept his seat till his attendants ran
- 2:47Speaker 1: in and held the bridle, while his majesty had time
- 2:50Speaker 1: to dismount. When he alighted, he surveyed me round with
- 2:55Speaker 1: great admiration, but kept beyond the length of my chain.
- 3:00Speaker 1: He ordered his cooks and butlers, who were already prepared
- 3:03Speaker 1: to give me victuals and drink, which they pushed forward
- 3:06Speaker 1: in a sort of vehicle upon wheels till I could
- 3:09Speaker 1: reach them. I took these vehicles and soon emptied them.
- 3:13Speaker 1: All twenty of them were filled with meat, and ten
- 3:16Speaker 1: with liqueur. Each of the former afforded me two or
- 3:20Speaker 1: three good mouthfuls, And I emptied the liqueur of ten vessels,
- 3:24Speaker 1: which was contained in irven vials, into one vehicle, drinking
- 3:29Speaker 1: it off at a draft. And so I did with
- 3:31Speaker 1: the rest. The Empress and young princes of the blood
- 3:36Speaker 1: of both sexes. Attended by many ladies, sat at some
- 3:39Speaker 1: distance in their chairs, but upon the accident that happened
- 3:44Speaker 1: to the Emperor's horse, they alighted and came near his person,
- 3:47Speaker 1: which I am now going to describe. He is taller,
- 3:51Speaker 1: by almost the breadth of my nail than any of
- 3:53Speaker 1: his court, which alone is enough to strike an oar
- 3:56Speaker 1: into the beholders. His features are strong and masculin, with
- 4:01Speaker 1: an Austrian lip and arched nose, his complexion olive, his
- 4:05Speaker 1: countenance erect, his body and limbs well proportioned, all his
- 4:10Speaker 1: motions graceful, and his deportment majestic. He was then past
- 4:15Speaker 1: his prime, being twenty eight years and three quarters old,
- 4:19Speaker 1: of which he had reigned about seven, in great felicity
- 4:22Speaker 1: and generally victorious. For the better convenience of beholding him,
- 4:27Speaker 1: I lay on my side so that my face was
- 4:29Speaker 1: parallel to his, and he stood but three yards off. However,
- 4:34Speaker 1: I have had him since many times in my hand,
- 4:37Speaker 1: and therefore cannot be deceived in the description. His dress
- 4:42Speaker 1: was very plain and simple, and the fashion of it
- 4:44Speaker 1: between the Asia Static and the European. But he had
- 4:48Speaker 1: on his head a light helmet of gold, adorned with
- 4:51Speaker 1: jewels and a plume on the crest. He held a
- 4:55Speaker 1: sword drawn in his hand to defend himself if I
- 4:57Speaker 1: should happen to break loose. It was almost three inches long.
- 5:02Speaker 1: The hills and scabbard were gold and rich with diamonds.
- 5:05Speaker 1: His voice was shrill, but very clear and articulate, and
- 5:08Speaker 1: I could distinctly hear it when I stood up. The
- 5:11Speaker 1: ladies and courtiers were all magnificently clad, so that the
- 5:15Speaker 1: spot they stood upon seemed to resemble a petticoat spread
- 5:18Speaker 1: upon the ground, embroidered with figures of gold and silver.
- 5:23Speaker 1: His Imperial Majesty spoke often to me, and I returned answers,
- 5:28Speaker 1: but neither of us can understand its syllable. There were
- 5:32Speaker 1: several of his priests and lawyers present, as I conjectured
- 5:35Speaker 1: by their habits, who were commanded to address themselves to me,
- 5:40Speaker 1: and I spoke to them in many languages, as I
- 5:42Speaker 1: had the least smattering of which were high and low Dutch, Latin, French, Spanish, Italian,
- 5:49Speaker 1: and Lingu Francars, but all to no purpose. After about
- 5:54Speaker 1: two hours, the court retired, and I was left with
- 5:57Speaker 1: a strong guard to prevent the impertinence, and probably the
- 6:00Speaker 1: malice of the rabble, who were very impatient to crowd
- 6:03Speaker 1: about me as near as they durst, and some of
- 6:06Speaker 1: them had the impudence to shoot their arrows at me
- 6:09Speaker 1: as I sat on the ground by the door of
- 6:11Speaker 1: my house, where one very narrowly missed my left eye.
- 6:17Speaker 1: But the colonel ordered six of the ring leaders to
- 6:19Speaker 1: be seized, and thought no punishment so proper as to
- 6:22Speaker 1: deliver them bound into my hands, which some of his
- 6:25Speaker 1: soldiers accordingly did, pushing them forward with the buttons of
- 6:29Speaker 1: their pikes into my reach. I took them in my
- 6:32Speaker 1: right hand, put five of them into my coat pocket.
- 6:36Speaker 1: I nursed to the sixth. I made a countenance as
- 6:38Speaker 1: if I would eat him alive. The poor man scrawled terribly,
- 6:43Speaker 1: and the colonel and his officers were in much pain,
- 6:46Speaker 1: especially when they saw me take out my pen knife.
- 6:49Speaker 1: But I soon put them out of fear for looking mildly,
- 6:53Speaker 1: and immediately cutting the strings he was bound with. I
- 6:56Speaker 1: set him gently on the ground, and away he ran.
- 7:00Speaker 1: I treated the rest in the same manner, taken them
- 7:02Speaker 1: one by one out of my pocket, and I observed
- 7:05Speaker 1: both the soldiers and people were highly delighted at this
- 7:08Speaker 1: mark of my clemency, which was represented very much to
- 7:11Speaker 1: my advantage at court. Towards night, I got with some
- 7:15Speaker 1: difficulty into my house, where I lay on the ground,
- 7:19Speaker 1: and continued to do so about a fortnight, during which
- 7:23Speaker 1: time the Emperor gave orders to have a bed prepared
- 7:25Speaker 1: for me. Six hundred beds of the common measure were
- 7:29Speaker 1: brought in carriages and worked up in my house. A
- 7:33Speaker 1: hundred and fifty of their beds, sewn together, made up
- 7:36Speaker 1: the breadth and length, and these were four double, which however,
- 7:40Speaker 1: kept me but very indifferently from the hardness of the
- 7:43Speaker 1: floor that was a smooth stone. By the same computation,
- 7:47Speaker 1: they provided me with sheets, blankets, and coverlets, tolerable enough
- 7:52Speaker 1: for one who had been so long inured to hardships.
- 7:56Speaker 1: As the news of my arrival spread through the kingdom,
- 8:00Speaker 1: it brought prodigious numbers of rich, idle and curious people
- 8:03Speaker 1: to see me, so that the villages were almost emptied,
- 8:07Speaker 1: and a great neglect of tillage and household affairs must
- 8:10Speaker 1: have ensued if his Imperial Majesty had not provided by
- 8:14Speaker 1: several proclamations and orders of state against this inconveniency, he
- 8:19Speaker 1: directed that those who had already beheld me should return
- 8:21Speaker 1: home and not presumed to come within fifty yards of
- 8:24Speaker 1: my house without license from the Court, whereby the secretaries
- 8:28Speaker 1: of State got considerable fees. In the meantime, the Emperor
- 8:33Speaker 1: held frequent councils to debate what course should be taken
- 8:37Speaker 1: with me, and I was afterwards assured by a particular friend,
- 8:41Speaker 1: a person of great quality, who was as much in
- 8:44Speaker 1: the secret as any, that the Court was under many
- 8:46Speaker 1: difficulties concerning me. They apprehended my breaking loose, that my
- 8:52Speaker 1: diet would be very expensive and might cause a famine.
- 8:56Speaker 1: Sometimes they determined to starve me, or at least to
- 8:59Speaker 1: shoot me in the face and head hands with poisoned arrows,
- 9:01Speaker 1: which would soon dispatch me. But again they considered that
- 9:05Speaker 1: the stent of so large a carcass might produce a
- 9:07Speaker 1: plague in the metropolis and probably spread through the whole kingdom.
- 9:12Speaker 1: In the midst of these consultations, several officers of the
- 9:15Speaker 1: army went to the door of the Great Council Chamber,
- 9:18Speaker 1: and two of them, being admitted, gave an account of
- 9:21Speaker 1: my behavior to the six criminals above mentioned, which made
- 9:25Speaker 1: so favorable an impression in the breast of His Majesty
- 9:28Speaker 1: and the whole board in my behalf, that an imperial
- 9:31Speaker 1: commission was issued out, obliging all the villages nine hundred
- 9:35Speaker 1: yards around the city to deliver in every morning six beaves,
- 9:39Speaker 1: forty sheep, and other victuals for my sustenance, together with
- 9:44Speaker 1: a proportional quantity of bread and wine, and other liqueurs,
- 9:48Speaker 1: for the due payment of which His Majesty gave assignments
- 9:51Speaker 1: upon his treasury. For this Prince lives chiefly upon his
- 9:55Speaker 1: own demensies, seldom, except upon great occasions, raised any subsidies
- 10:01Speaker 1: upon his subjects, who were bound to attend him in
- 10:03Speaker 1: his wars at their own expense. An establishment was also
- 10:08Speaker 1: made of six hundred persons to be my domestics, who
- 10:11Speaker 1: had broad wages allowed for their maintenance, and tents built
- 10:14Speaker 1: for them very conveniently on each side of my door.
- 10:18Speaker 1: It was likewise ordered that three hundred tailors should make
- 10:21Speaker 1: me a suit of clothes after the fashion of the country,
- 10:25Speaker 1: that six of His Majesty's greatest scholars should be employed
- 10:27Speaker 1: to instruct me in their language. And lastly, that the
- 10:30Speaker 1: Emperor's horses and those of the nobility and troops of
- 10:33Speaker 1: the guards should be frequently exercised, in my sight to
- 10:36Speaker 1: accustom themselves to me. All these orders were duly put
- 10:41Speaker 1: in execution, and in about three weeks I made a
- 10:44Speaker 1: great progress in learning their language, during which time the
- 10:48Speaker 1: Emperor frequently honored me with his visits and was pleased
- 10:52Speaker 1: to assist my masters in teaching me. We began already
- 10:57Speaker 1: to converse together in some sort, and the first words
- 11:00Speaker 1: I learnt were to express my desire that he would
- 11:03Speaker 1: please give me my liberty, which I every day repeated
- 11:06Speaker 1: on my knees. His answer, as I could comprehend, it,
- 11:11Speaker 1: was that this must be the work of time, not
- 11:14Speaker 1: to be thought on without the advice of his counsel.
- 11:16Speaker 1: And at first I must lumas kelmyn pessot desmarleon eposso
- 11:23Speaker 1: that is, swear a piece with him and his kingdom. However,
- 11:28Speaker 1: that I should be used with all kindness, and he
- 11:31Speaker 1: advised me to acquire, by my patience and discreet behavior
- 11:36Speaker 1: the good opinion of himself and his subjects he desired.
- 11:39Speaker 1: I would not take it ill if he gave orders
- 11:42Speaker 1: to certain proper officers to search me, for probably I
- 11:46Speaker 1: might carry about me several weapons, which must needs be
- 11:49Speaker 1: dangerous things. If they answered the bulk of so prodigious
- 11:53Speaker 1: a person, I said, his majesty should be satisfied, for
- 11:59Speaker 1: I was ready to strip myself, and turned my pockets
- 12:01Speaker 1: before him. This I delivered, part in words and part
- 12:06Speaker 1: in signs. He replied that by the laws of the kingdom,
- 12:11Speaker 1: I must be searched by two of his officers. That
- 12:13Speaker 1: he knew this could not be done without my consent
- 12:15Speaker 1: and assistance, and he had so good an opinion of
- 12:18Speaker 1: my generosity and justice as to trust their persons in
- 12:22Speaker 1: my hands, that whatever they took from me should be
- 12:25Speaker 1: returned when I left the country, or paid were at
- 12:28Speaker 1: the rate which I would set upon them. I took
- 12:32Speaker 1: up the two officers in my hands, put them first
- 12:35Speaker 1: in my coat pockets, and then into every other pocket
- 12:37Speaker 1: about me, except my two fobs and another secret pocket,
- 12:42Speaker 1: which I had no mind should be searched, wherein I
- 12:45Speaker 1: had some little necessities that it were of no consequence
- 12:48Speaker 1: to any but myself. In one of my fobs there
- 12:52Speaker 1: was a silver watch, and in the other a small
- 12:54Speaker 1: quantity of gold in a purse. These gentlemen, having pen
- 12:58Speaker 1: ink and paper about them made an exact inventory of
- 13:02Speaker 1: everything they saw, and when they had done desired, I
- 13:05Speaker 1: would set them down that they might deliver it to
- 13:08Speaker 1: the Emperor. This inventory I afterwards translated into English, and
- 13:14Speaker 1: is word a word as follows impromise in the right
- 13:21Speaker 1: coat pocket of the great man Mountain, for so I
- 13:24Speaker 1: interpret the words quimbus flesterin After the strictest search, we
- 13:30Speaker 1: found only one great piece of coarse cloth, large enough
- 13:33Speaker 1: to be a foot cloth for your Majesty's chief room
- 13:35Speaker 1: of state. In the left pocket we saw a huge
- 13:38Speaker 1: silver chest with the cover of the same metal, which we,
- 13:42Speaker 1: the search us, were not able to lift. We desired
- 13:47Speaker 1: it should be opened, and one of us, stepping into it,
- 13:50Speaker 1: found himself up to the mid leg in a sort
- 13:53Speaker 1: of dust, some part whereof flying up to our faces
- 13:56Speaker 1: set us both as sneezing for several times together. In
- 14:00Speaker 1: his right waistcoat pocket we found a prodigious bundle of white,
- 14:03Speaker 1: thin substances, folded one over another, about the bigness of
- 14:09Speaker 1: three men, tied with a strong cable, and marked with
- 14:13Speaker 1: black figures, which we humbly conceived to be writings. Every
- 14:18Speaker 1: letter almost half as large as the palm of our hands.
- 14:23Speaker 1: In the left there was a sort of engine, from
- 14:25Speaker 1: the back of which were extended twenty long poles, ressembling
- 14:29Speaker 1: the palisadoes before your Majesty's court, wherewith we conjectured the
- 14:34Speaker 1: man mounting combs his head, for we did not always
- 14:37Speaker 1: trouble him with questions, because we found it a great
- 14:40Speaker 1: difficulty to make him understand us. In the large pocket,
- 14:44Speaker 1: on the right side of his middle cover, so I
- 14:47Speaker 1: translated the word and ran fullo, by which they meant
- 14:50Speaker 1: my breeches, we saw a hollow pillow of iron about
- 14:54Speaker 1: the length of a man, fastened to a strong piece
- 14:57Speaker 1: of timber larger than the pillar. And upon one side
- 15:00Speaker 1: of the pillar were huge pieces of iron sticking out,
- 15:04Speaker 1: cut into strange figures, which we know not what to
- 15:07Speaker 1: make of. In the left pocket another engine of the
- 15:11Speaker 1: same kind. In the smaller pocket on the right side
- 15:14Speaker 1: were several round, flat pieces of white and red metal
- 15:17Speaker 1: of different bulk. Some of the white, which seemed to
- 15:21Speaker 1: be silver, were so large and heavy that my comrade
- 15:24Speaker 1: and I could hardly lift them. In the left pocket
- 15:28Speaker 1: were two black pillars, irregularly shaped. We could not with
- 15:32Speaker 1: difficulty reach the top of them, as we stood at
- 15:34Speaker 1: the bottom of his pocket. One of them was covered
- 15:38Speaker 1: and seemed all of a piece, but at the upper
- 15:40Speaker 1: end of the other there appeared a white, round substance
- 15:44Speaker 1: about twice the bigness of our heads. Within each of
- 15:48Speaker 1: these were enclosed a prodigious plate of steel, which, by
- 15:52Speaker 1: our orders we obliged him to show us, because we
- 15:55Speaker 1: apprehended they might be dangerous engines. He took them out
- 15:59Speaker 1: of their cases and told us that in his own
- 16:02Speaker 1: country his practice was to shave his beard with one
- 16:05Speaker 1: of these and cut his meat with the other. There
- 16:09Speaker 1: were two pockets which we could not enter. These he
- 16:12Speaker 1: caught his fobs. They were two large slits cut into
- 16:15Speaker 1: the top of his middle cover, but squeezed close by
- 16:18Speaker 1: the pressure of his belly. Out of the right fob
- 16:22Speaker 1: hung a great silver chain with a wonderful kind of
- 16:25Speaker 1: engine at the bottom. We directed him to draw out
- 16:28Speaker 1: whatever was at the end of that chain, which appeared
- 16:31Speaker 1: to be a globe half silver and half of some
- 16:34Speaker 1: transparent metal. Four On the transparent side, we saw certain
- 16:38Speaker 1: strange figures circularly drawn, and thought we could touch them,
- 16:43Speaker 1: till we found our figures stopped by the lucid substance.
- 16:47Speaker 1: He put this engine into our ears, which made an
- 16:50Speaker 1: incessant noise like that of a water mill. And we
- 16:53Speaker 1: in conjecture it is either some unknown animal or the
- 16:57Speaker 1: god that he worships. But we are more inclining to
- 17:00Speaker 1: the latter opinion, because he assured us, if we understood
- 17:04Speaker 1: him right, for expressed himself very imperfectly, that he seldom
- 17:08Speaker 1: did anything without consulting it. He called it his oracle,
- 17:12Speaker 1: and said it pointed out the time for every action
- 17:15Speaker 1: of his life. From the left fob he took out
- 17:19Speaker 1: a net almost large enough for a fisherman, but contrived
- 17:22Speaker 1: to open and shut like a purse, and served him
- 17:25Speaker 1: for the same use. We found therein several massy pieces
- 17:29Speaker 1: of yellow metal, which, if they be real gold, must
- 17:32Speaker 1: be of immense value. Having thus, in obedience to your
- 17:37Speaker 1: Majesty's commands, diligently searched all his pockets, we observed a
- 17:42Speaker 1: girdle about his waist made of the hide of some
- 17:44Speaker 1: prodigious animal, from which on the left side hung a
- 17:48Speaker 1: sword of the length of five men, and on the
- 17:50Speaker 1: right a bag or pouch divided into two cells, each
- 17:56Speaker 1: cell capable of holding three of your Majesty's subjects. In
- 18:00Speaker 1: each of these cells were several globes or walls of
- 18:03Speaker 1: a most ponderous metal, about the bigness of our heads,
- 18:07Speaker 1: and requiring a strong hand to lift them. The other
- 18:10Speaker 1: cell contained a heap of black grains, but of no
- 18:13Speaker 1: great bulk or weight, for we could hold above fifty
- 18:17Speaker 1: of them in the palm of our hands. This is
- 18:20Speaker 1: an exact inventory of what we found about the body
- 18:23Speaker 1: of the man Mountain who used us with great civility
- 18:27Speaker 1: and due respect to your Majesty's commission, signed and sealed
- 18:31Speaker 1: on the fourth day of the eighty ninth moon of
- 18:33Speaker 1: your Majesty's auspicious rain, Clefren Freelock Marsy Freelock. When this
- 18:42Speaker 1: inventory was read over to the Emperor, he directed me,
- 18:45Speaker 1: although in very gentle terms, to deliver up several particulars.
- 18:50Speaker 1: He first called for my cimetar, which I took out,
- 18:53Speaker 1: scabbard and all. In the meantime, he ordered three thousand
- 18:57Speaker 1: of his choicest troops, who then attended him to surround
- 19:01Speaker 1: me at a distance with their bows and arrows just
- 19:04Speaker 1: ready to discharge. But I did not observe it, for
- 19:08Speaker 1: mine eyes were wholly fixed upon his majesty. He then
- 19:12Speaker 1: desired me to draw my cimitar, which, although he had
- 19:15Speaker 1: got some rust by the sea water, was in most
- 19:19Speaker 1: parts exceedingly bright. I did so, and immediately all the
- 19:23Speaker 1: troops gave a shout between terror and surprise, for the
- 19:27Speaker 1: sun shone clear, and the reflection dazzled their eyes. As
- 19:30Speaker 1: I waved the scimeter to and fro in my hand.
- 19:33Speaker 1: His Majesty, who is a most magnanimous prince, was less
- 19:37Speaker 1: daunted than I could expect. He ordered me to return
- 19:41Speaker 1: it into the scabbard and cast it on the ground
- 19:44Speaker 1: as gently as I could, about six feet from the
- 19:46Speaker 1: end of my chain. The next thing he demanded was
- 19:50Speaker 1: of the hollow iron pillars, by which he meant my
- 19:54Speaker 1: pocket pistols. I drew it out, and at his desire,
- 19:58Speaker 1: as well as I could breath, to him the use
- 20:00Speaker 1: of it, and charging it only with powder, which, by
- 20:04Speaker 1: the closeness of my pouch, happened to escape wetting in
- 20:07Speaker 1: the sea, an inconvenience against which all prudent mariners take
- 20:11Speaker 1: special care to provide. I first cautioned the Emperor not
- 20:14Speaker 1: to be afraid, and then I let it off in
- 20:17Speaker 1: the air. The astonishment here was much greater than at
- 20:21Speaker 1: the sight of my cimeter. Hundreds fell down as if
- 20:24Speaker 1: they had been struck dead, and even the Emperor, although
- 20:28Speaker 1: he stood his ground, could not recover himself. For some time.
- 20:32Speaker 1: I delivered up both my pistols in the same manner
- 20:34Speaker 1: as I had done my cimeter, and then my pouch
- 20:37Speaker 1: of powder and bullets, begging him that the former might
- 20:40Speaker 1: be kept from fire, for it would kindle with the
- 20:43Speaker 1: smallest spark and blow up his imperial palace into the air.
- 20:49Speaker 1: I likewise delivered up my watch, which the Emperor was
- 20:52Speaker 1: very curious to see, and commanded two of his tallest
- 20:55Speaker 1: yeoman guards to bear it on a pole upon their shoulders.
- 21:00Speaker 1: Draymond in England do a barrel of ale. He was
- 21:03Speaker 1: amazed at the continual noise it made and the motion
- 21:06Speaker 1: of the minute hand, which he could easily discern, for
- 21:09Speaker 1: their sight is much more acute than ours. He asked
- 21:13Speaker 1: the opinions of his learned men about it, which were
- 21:15Speaker 1: various and remote, as the reader may well imagine, without
- 21:19Speaker 1: my repeating, although indeed I could not very perfectly understand them.
- 21:25Speaker 1: I then gave up my silver and copper money, my
- 21:27Speaker 1: purse with nine large pieces of gold, and some smaller ones.
- 21:31Speaker 1: My knife and razor, my comb and silver snuff box,
- 21:35Speaker 1: my handkerchief and journal book, my cimitar, pistols, and pouch
- 21:39Speaker 1: were conveyed in carriages to His Majesty's stores, but the
- 21:43Speaker 1: rest of my goods were returned to me. I had,
- 21:47Speaker 1: as I before, observed, one private pocket which escaped their search.
- 21:52Speaker 1: Wherein there was a pair of spectacles, which I sometimes
- 21:56Speaker 1: use for the weakness of mine eyes, a pocket perspective,
- 22:00Speaker 1: and some other little conveniences, which, being of no consequence
- 22:04Speaker 1: to the Emperor, I did not think myself bound in
- 22:07Speaker 1: honor to discover, and I apprehended they might be lost
- 22:11Speaker 1: or spoiled if I ventured them out of my possession.
- 22:15Speaker 1: End of Chapter two, Part one,