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- 0:01Welcome to Washington. This is Lord trakula and welcome
- 0:09to the extra cooler show. No teeth, Beefaroni on a boat
- 0:13and a problem right there. Welcome to chapter 2 of The
- 0:45Warriors Trilogy of Terror presented by us the extra cooler
- 0:50show. Matt have you recovered from
- 0:53from the last episode? I I am slightly recovered.
- 0:59I have had a couple of people reach out to me making sure that
- 1:03I was okay after in taking Some crazy enjoyment out of listening
- 1:10to me squirm in a chair in front of a microphone.
- 1:12So thank you friends that checking on your welfare.
- 1:15Yeah not us not us not us that we studied send you back.
- 1:21Yeah the torture is about to come back around as usual you
- 1:26guys can find us on Instagram at extra cooler and over on Twitter
- 1:30at extra cooler show if you didn't check it out last week we
- 1:34drop chapter one which was Warrior getting thrown in the
- 1:39casket by the Undertaker but this week we are we are visiting
- 1:44superstars from August 17th. 1991 and we're doing this watch
- 1:49along style once again and we're even going to talk about a
- 1:53little bit of what's happening in WWE currently.
- 1:57So Matt. You want to get us started and
- 1:59hit play. This is on a YouTube video.
- 2:01By the way, once again, it is not on peacock.
- 2:04Yep, the words of Machado Yo man, turn around one time.
- 2:08Turn around two times. Press play.
- 2:14Three, two, one play. All right, so again this is
- 2:22superstars from August 17th. 1991 chapter 2 of our Warriors
- 2:30Trilogy of Terror and this takes place actually in July the 29th
- 2:39of 1991 from Massachusetts and what's her werster werster
- 2:45Massachusetts, we've got this is the Classic Superstars
- 2:50introduction that I always remember with the music and
- 2:53everything. Yeah.
- 2:54And hacks all lining up, like he's got a gun with his Divine.
- 2:57Yeah and once again we've got Macho Man.
- 3:01Vince McMahon and Roddy Piper on commentary and they're there in
- 3:05that green screen and if you listen to last week's episode,
- 3:09there's a different Cadence amongst them.
- 3:12It actually feels like they're together recording this.
- 3:15Yeah, I don't think they're as they don't seem as like just
- 3:18erratic Cocaine-fueled or something.
- 3:21There's a little smoother. They figured it out.
- 3:23Yeah, I think that's probably on macho, man, but I was really
- 3:25excited to get back with these guys.
- 3:27I think they're a lot of fun. They are, they are so they're
- 3:31letting us know that next week is SummerSlam and Macho Man's
- 3:34going to be tying the knot in the match made in heaven.
- 3:38And I don't know about you guys, but I'm having some flashbacks
- 3:41to that SummerSlam episode that we recorded and and never saw
- 3:45the light of day. What about my party?
- 3:48Yeah. Yeah, lost footage.
- 3:51What we have is a party, though. Thankfully, we did that.
- 3:55Yeah. All right.
- 3:56So we're going to kick things right off this episode starts
- 3:59hot and Piper sends us to the Ultimate Warrior whose training
- 4:03with Jake, The Snake to prepare to fight against his Feud
- 4:07against the Undertaker and Jake leads border into this like
- 4:11underground. Smoky dungeon, it's dimly lit.
- 4:15There's like a fog machine pumping the fake fog into the
- 4:19room. This isn't Vince's house.
- 4:23I don't think of that. It looks like it could be like a
- 4:26wine cellar in some. Yeah.
- 4:28That for sure. So, just to paint a better
- 4:31picture, you got Jake. He's at like black jeans on and
- 4:34this, like purple, and green and black Hawaiian shirt for those
- 4:37that don't remember. And then behind them, you've got
- 4:39Ultimate Warrior in a white pair of like denim jeans.
- 4:43Yeah. But my shirts, white Edwards.
- 4:46Yeah. And they got the airbrush and
- 4:48he's got his face. Spain tan and he's got, his
- 4:50tassels is his bike shorts, and cowboy boots under it.
- 4:56And, you know, he's half ready for action and Jake shows
- 5:00Warrior this dark room with a coffin and it's got Lucifer and
- 5:03it's the final piece of the puzzle and Jake's just sells
- 5:07this perfectly, because he's so quiet throughout the whole
- 5:10segment. And he closes the door, locks
- 5:15him in. And I just love hearing Warrior
- 5:18throughout this What is it snake, man?
- 5:22Call me Nana the entire time. We love how he starts flailing
- 5:26around as soon as the lights go on like he's getting a bit.
- 5:29Is visible snakes. How many snakes would you say is
- 5:32in this snake pit? I thought it was dirty.
- 5:36You gotta be right ready to him. Yeah, I doubt about it.
- 5:39He's about to about down to about 25 after he punched and
- 5:43five of them the entire time, he is like Peta and WWF.
- 5:48Not At the World Wrestling Federation, but the World
- 5:51Wildlife Federation would not be happy with what's going on right
- 5:54here. No Warrior is literally just
- 5:57shooing them away off of his feet and fully.
- 6:00Let me clean all over the place. It's crazy.
- 6:02This is more a horror movie for the snake stuck in a room with
- 6:05this madman. And then so, then we've got the
- 6:08coffin. It looks like my grandmother's
- 6:09jewelry box. He opens the thing up and and
- 6:14and looking right at him dead in the eyes is the snake.
- 6:18Oh man. And he stared at a downstream
- 6:21boys or something. He's these stairs down the
- 6:26state. That's like the ballsiest move.
- 6:27Like I'm gonna put oh shit doesn't look like he hisses that
- 6:31it basically. Yes you that I couldn't figure
- 6:35out s of wrestling ever. I think when the snake pops out
- 6:39and looks at him and they're like, they're definitely hissing
- 6:44at each other. I couldn't figure out which hiss
- 6:46was the warrior in, which hiss was the The snake itself and
- 6:50it's a cobra man. This thing.
- 6:51Yeah big it's got its mouth wide open, it kind of looks fake at
- 6:55first. Then I look at it against very
- 6:57fake, this looks legit. It's like the Star Wars thing
- 7:01with Han Solo and Greedo and the Cantina like who shot first?
- 7:04I don't know who hist first. Yeah, we've got hold on.
- 7:09We need to take a listen to what's happening right now
- 7:12because Warriors just been bitten and he's frazzle he's
- 7:15flailing his arms all over the place like he's Kermit the Frog.
- 7:19At the beginning of the Muppet Show and he's pressed up against
- 7:22the window and he's breathing and hold on, let me play the
- 7:26clip. Drop all your shop like that
- 7:30common, man, that you are. The poison runs through your
- 7:33veins. Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye,
- 7:41Warrior. That's what happens to all.
- 7:52Good man. Groaning is fantastic.
- 8:05I hope I'm watching skinemax. So uncomfortable is and then he
- 8:14eventually knocks the door over and and lands at the feet of the
- 8:18Undertaker and Paul Bearer. And and it's just like this
- 8:22perfect segue into the Undertaker's music as a fair
- 8:27shake. So crazy really jubilantly Jake
- 8:32is absolutely perfect for this role.
- 8:34Like, you can way that he speaks the calm way and that he
- 8:37communicates, and just the the narration from Jake Roberts
- 8:42during this is incredible. And then Warrior falls through
- 8:45the door and Jake almost seems to like it makes you feel He's
- 8:50breaking the fourth wall because he's like, ah, the man in Black
- 8:55and then he's like me talking into the camera, and then you
- 8:58realize. All right.
- 8:58He's talking about Undertaker, Undertaker, just walked in
- 9:01pallbearers, shaking, and convulsing, and his necks are
- 9:04all over the place and it's quite the visual.
- 9:08Yeah. And this segment doesn't run
- 9:10very long. It's like it feels like two
- 9:13minutes. It's so fast but it's perfectly
- 9:17paced if you ask me. It's outrageous.
- 9:20But the pressure even minutes into the episode and that
- 9:23includes the intro and then this and it gets right into a
- 9:26Berserker match right afterwards the the pairing of of Jake and
- 9:32Undertaker. I almost feel like was a a big
- 9:35missed opportunity like, especially like if that happened
- 9:38this this day and age and wrestling, we would be clamoring
- 9:41for more. We would want so much more of
- 9:44that Feud I heard hit one of his interviews.
- 9:47I think it was fairly recently where he Talked about how that
- 9:52was a missed opportunity. He wanted to like tag with the
- 9:54Undertaker, really. It would have been incredible
- 9:58Duo like perfectly especially back then when Undertaker he
- 10:02didn't have a speaking role at all.
- 10:04Yeah it's Jose the promos of Jake and Paul Bearer, it's a
- 10:09crazy series of events that kicks off.
- 10:11It really starts with earthquake killing Damien, right?
- 10:14Because that like kind of brings in Lucifer.
- 10:16Now Jake's are bagged ISO and but Warrior still, he gets with
- 10:21Undertaker as we, you know, talks about in the previous
- 10:25episode and then it's this and then it just and then Papa
- 10:27Shango next year. Like Warrior never really liked
- 10:30finishes these feuds. And then again, like you guys
- 10:32said we get the Undertaker Jake match at WrestleMania 8 but it
- 10:35doesn't, I never got fully fleshed out because then macho
- 10:38man gets involved and it's SummerSlam.
- 10:40Like, yeah, it's a had a lot of different ingredients and they
- 10:42never just stuck with one recipe.
- 10:44It feels like This segment, it felt different than the warrior
- 10:51Undertaker segment that we watched in the previous episode.
- 10:54I don't. This is the one that I remember
- 10:57the least out of the three Champions that we're going to
- 10:59cover oci this specially and out to me, especially that it was
- 11:04like, in the beginning of the episode.
- 11:05I really remember watching this and being like, whoa, the snake
- 11:07stuff and they just kept going to the snake.
- 11:09Well, and in 1991. Yeah, these snakes snakes are
- 11:13scary, man. I don't know.
- 11:16You know, Got to be an interesting unique individual if
- 11:18you like infatuated with snakes. Yeah.
- 11:21This they don't mind them. Yeah, no, I don't either.
- 11:24I'm not infatuated with them. Right, right?
- 11:27Yeah. No, I don't I don't hang out
- 11:28with snakes. I would invite one.
- 11:31Yeah. And this week in particular like
- 11:34at SummerSlam a few weeks later whenever it is does the same
- 11:38routine repops out of the thing like he does the hello?
- 11:41I'm adorable. And hello Mom.
- 11:42Yeah. Like right a great snake actor
- 11:45You Gotta Give. If Lucifer, if that's who it is,
- 11:47a lot of critics also reference. It is a space.
- 11:50Well, sir. All right, so we've already
- 11:53moved on but phones that we've completely missed the Berserker
- 11:57witness Fuji. Oh no, he defeats Dave, Nilsson
- 12:02and two minutes and 12 seconds and the princess basic about.
- 12:08Yeah. The commentators talk about
- 12:09nothing. But what just transpired rice
- 12:11grains? Right?
- 12:13I love how at one point Berserker You know, takes out
- 12:17whoever this jobber is and steel starts talking yet, Dave
- 12:21Nilsson. Sorry, Vince, Vince says,
- 12:23Warrior was sent to the hospital and received an antitoxin that
- 12:27will make it possible for him to be here at SummerSlam next week.
- 12:30Like, did you got bit by goddamn snake?
- 12:32All right. It's like oxen, which, which
- 12:35will reverse the effects of the neurological paralysis that he
- 12:40was just entering, get him out there against the triangle of
- 12:43terror. Now, that's the other part about
- 12:45this, this Feud. Is so great.
- 12:47Like you've got Warrior feuding with now Jake and Undertaker.
- 12:51But he stuck like, teaming with Hogan for yes.
- 12:54And no apparent reason to stay last.
- 12:56Saraiki angle was finished that stuff.
- 12:58There could be so much better stuff at at SummerSlam without a
- 13:02doubt. Rob the reward your Undertaker
- 13:05Macho on commentary. He says he doesn't like the
- 13:09taker or Jake. Maybe that's why they crash his
- 13:13wedding reception. Yeah you know it's not for me.
- 13:16Doing that. Yeah, sure.
- 13:17Yeah. Because that's an interesting
- 13:19move and itself to that. They pivot that way like the
- 13:21following week. All right, so we get to Sean
- 13:25Mooney, we need to catch up. Sean, Moody is in the event
- 13:27center and he, he's previewing SummerSlam, right?
- 13:32We get a natural disasters promo and they're basically hyping up
- 13:35that Andre is going to be there with The Bushwhackers and the
- 13:40big men, hit the Big Apple Summers and then Jimmy Hart, I
- 13:44don't know if any of it caught it to me or just like
- 13:45SummerSlam. Yeah, very like I don't know.
- 13:50It just felt like very strange Provo.
- 13:52And then we get Legion of Doom with their backstage promo and
- 13:56their previewing how they're ready for their tag team title
- 13:58match. But at this point, Hawk goes off
- 14:02on a tangent talking about the comic strip Sergeant snorkel and
- 14:06Beetle Bailey. So I don't even know what he
- 14:08says. It's bizarre.
- 14:10I thought I just like the idea of Hawk reading the Funny Pages
- 14:13of the new. See her find its own Barrel.
- 14:16Absolutely and can Vision that. Yeah.
- 14:19You're his son and you know like you're looking to read like the
- 14:22sports news Pages or whatever you ask him.
- 14:25Like come on dad. Well I haven't finished the
- 14:27Funny Pages yet. Yeah exactly just the way he
- 14:31says it. Yeah.
- 14:33It's Sergeant snorkel and Beetle Bailey like emphasizes the bees.
- 14:40Hey get a load of this one. That's not John.
- 14:46Card is Texas tornado facing off against Pete, Doherty OG fig
- 14:52kid, Tom, where are you to tell me who's?
- 14:54Who in this? Because last week he told me,
- 14:56you don't know who this guy is, and it turned out, it was Randy,
- 14:59Orton's Uncle. So I got that shame on me.
- 15:02Shame on all four of us apparently see.
- 15:05Dorothy is actually Francis from Pee-wee's Big Adventure.
- 15:09He does look like him. He's already is prancing around
- 15:13the ring and he's like kind of cut an Like a little breeze
- 15:17Beefcake in there a little, I don't know.
- 15:20He's an entertaining cat. For sure.
- 15:21At least he's trying with his big old.
- 15:24Undies pulled up above the belly button storm is brewing as a
- 15:30Texas tornado with a big rest. Hold on.
- 15:34This is Beetle Bailey. This is why their Beetle Bailey.
- 15:37This is when they're talking about Macho Man's honeymoon
- 15:40right during this? Yeah, yeah.
- 15:42Where you at man? Yeah, go ahead.
- 15:45We gotta know. Of your business, USA.
- 15:49What the heck? And then later on love, just
- 15:53love the like the commentary between Piper and Macho.
- 15:59Like, in these matches have nothing to do with the matches
- 16:02themselves, as these jobber marathons are happening in the
- 16:05background, it's just so entertaining.
- 16:07And so, like breath of fresh air to what we're used to now.
- 16:11Oh, they're so good. There's that bit in this match
- 16:13were like someone talks about pulling a snapping.
- 16:16Cat of yours. Yes, yeah.
- 16:19The piper goes Doherty. Couldn't do that like oh ho ho
- 16:22man. You just saying, guys.
- 16:23Know Johnson. Yeah. 30 needs to pull a snake
- 16:26hisses pants to win it to escape the claw.
- 16:30Its participant fringes. My this talking about, he's
- 16:34prettier than the bride crazy stuff.
- 16:36The one thing I realized in watching all these Superstars is
- 16:39that they're basically just like an hour-long or 45 minute long
- 16:43advertisement for kids to get To watch like the pay-per-view or
- 16:48something, because it's, that's all they do.
- 16:51They don't talk about the action at all.
- 16:53It's a, it's a vehicle for that and for like the local House
- 16:56shows and stuff. It's that's, that's all it is
- 16:58just a commercial. By your action finding used to
- 17:01them and they used to film what three episodes.
- 17:03I think at these house Rose thinks I listen to I went back
- 17:09and and Sean Mooney has a podcast right now but oh and
- 17:13he's had it for a while and he just started maybe around like
- 17:16covid two years ago, he started doing like watch alongs and holy
- 17:21shit. That guy should not do watch
- 17:22alongs because they are like the most painfully boring thing.
- 17:26So, I listened to our chapter 3 and Revealed that but it's the I
- 17:31don't advise listening to his podcast he's not the watch
- 17:34along. So do not recommend do not
- 17:37recommend Sean Mooney. Sorry, Sean Mooney to go back to
- 17:40the ER Warrior segment earlier on do you guys like I was
- 17:43getting a bit some Vibes of Undertaker AJ Styles that covid
- 17:47Mania whenever that oh yeah. Plenty right.
- 17:49Doesn't it has like yes it's like a prequel to that or
- 17:52something very much so they tested off the fog machine.
- 17:55And yeah especially if it turned if it was a match in form of a
- 17:59match, it Yeah. Would have had that Vibe big
- 18:02time. They were sniffing around this
- 18:03for like almost, you know, of, almost 30 years baby.
- 18:06Yeah. They revisit it with the
- 18:08Yokozuna and constructing that casket.
- 18:11Yeah, absolutely. No.
- 18:12And like in the in the barn, you know, they lost and that one was
- 18:17on the McMahon property. So yeah, they certainly go back
- 18:21to the well there and creating that Ambiance if you will for
- 18:25for the Undertaker. And it felt like a horror movie
- 18:28early in that thing. Like I could see like how that
- 18:30Scared the crowd. Totally any of us back down.
- 18:33All right so now we've got the update from Mean, Gene in the
- 18:36control room and we get a preview of the magazine and the
- 18:39eighty dollar Coliseum video and we've got Bobby The Brain Heenan
- 18:45and this is probably the first time I've ever disagreed with
- 18:48with Heenan. He says the big gold compared to
- 18:52Hogan's winged. Eagle is like comparing ice
- 18:54cream to horse manure. I think I know where all four of
- 18:59us. Stand.
- 19:00I me, personally, I've always preferred the wing, the eagle
- 19:03over this thing, this thing is just too big and bulky.
- 19:07It definitely. He's take care to me, honestly.
- 19:10No, I don't remember so, like, I like, remember them showing it
- 19:13and then like, at what point did they blur it out?
- 19:15I need someone to tell me, like, remember they started blurring
- 19:18the title out? Like, there's no CW like
- 19:20threatened to sue them for showing it on TV.
- 19:23That's, I think why. I think this it was blurred out
- 19:25here but this is what like, we like the previous episode never
- 19:29degree released because You've noticed they like blur out any
- 19:31time. Anyone says WF?
- 19:32They like delete it at a bright hate Point.
- 19:35Yeah. So I bet you think maybe this
- 19:36was Interesting because that was actually a legal thing back then
- 19:41they weren't doing it just for fun.
- 19:42I don't think. No no.
- 19:44Yeah. And then they transition to
- 19:46flare carrying around a title that looks like the tag titles.
- 19:50But yeah, it wasn't the tag title says World title on it.
- 19:53Yeah, that was blurred out and it was a weird scenario because
- 19:57it definitely showed up in one of our past episodes as well.
- 20:01I think it was the Summer Slam episode, that was the 92
- 20:04SummerSlam. So, so SummerSlam, the Easiest
- 20:08thing about this is, it's such a colossal missed opportunity with
- 20:13flair and Hogan and what could have and what should be hype it
- 20:17from the get-go? I know.
- 20:18But like a, there's never a blow-off outside of the Royal
- 20:21Rumble, was the closest thing and why?
- 20:24Yeah, there's a certain egomaniac involved, right?
- 20:28Not gonna work for me brother. So it's speaking.
- 20:32Speaking of big-time feel we haven't take a break from.
- 20:35No, I'm not gonna have to glance over skin.
- 20:38Like him, but chapter 3, you get to talk about Skinner.
- 20:41All right, we have to talk about what happened this past weekend
- 20:45in WWE. I know you're really
- 20:48disappointed that I'm glancing over Skinner, right?
- 20:51It's like my headphone has there ever been when was the last time
- 20:56that WWE was so exciting? Because the end of of this past
- 21:03weeks, Extreme Rules was absolutely incredible like the,
- 21:07the Pay-Per-View. You was was solid.
- 21:09The matches were were solid for the most part, but the ending
- 21:13alone, just the entire way that they did it.
- 21:16I don't know if anybody saw it out there, but they kind of like
- 21:20sold it as that it was going off the air.
- 21:22Like, you know, how many times have you watched the WWE
- 21:24pay-per-view? And you see that little, like,
- 21:26copyright in the bottom of your goddamn?
- 21:28It, it's over and the old NXT takeover trick man.
- 21:32And yet Triple H pulled it out of his head again and man like
- 21:37think of the gargoyle. And tommaso Shop, a feud, and
- 21:42how we were in the house for that 12 in Brooklyn and see.
- 21:45Now, when you go back and you watch it, they Flash, the the
- 21:48little credit and the bottom, the little copyright thing, and
- 21:51you're like, all right, time to go home and then, wait a minute,
- 21:54you still have a couple minutes and they gave us the most
- 21:57perfect return the most like satisfying, holy shit, huge pop
- 22:05in the crowd. The crowd was perfect like like
- 22:08this Bray Wyatt stuff is just been chefs kiss like absolutely
- 22:13perfect and the return was no different.
- 22:16It's crazy because like I don't know where it's going.
- 22:18I don't know who he's going to Feud with, but just like the
- 22:21unknown of it has been so much fun.
- 22:24I think that's even more impressive.
- 22:26And they allow, they allow the QR codes to continue to happen
- 22:31because he just said, I'm back pretty much I'm here.
- 22:35Yeah and that was it. And now there's all this
- 22:37speculation. Should of the, why it six.
- 22:39And you know, who the the six people could be.
- 22:42And if these human forms of the puppets from the Firefly flood
- 22:46house and all this other craziness is certainly
- 22:50intriguing and I know we don't have any extra credit during
- 22:52this episode today, so I'll keep it short.
- 22:54But well chefs kiss, Papa H delivers again man.
- 22:58Real quick they show the women's tag titles during it looks like
- 23:03the woman's tag titles to mr. Belding and hanging over the
- 23:07rail. Yelling, I want to show one of
- 23:09the characters yet. First, I thought it was just
- 23:11like some fan, like, like never too because they were in the
- 23:14crowd. I was like, maybe it's just a
- 23:15fan like, with their their belt or I don't know.
- 23:19It was it was odd the placement but, you know, these days
- 23:22everything they do has a reason and you have to pay very close
- 23:25attention, which makes it a lot more fun to watch.
- 23:27Hell yeah. See.
- 23:29I'm right. Wanting more though.
- 23:31I've seen this before. Look prove it, let's do some
- 23:33more something else with them. Yeah, I'll adopt I do for the
- 23:36more than QR codes honestly. Like to do something with this
- 23:40guy. It's been 10 years.
- 23:41I know the feeling was pretty good, right?
- 23:43But like, come on, let's go. Well, you know what was I
- 23:46expecting that kind of thing. All right, the most impressive
- 23:49part about it was that it was a build and we all kind of assumed
- 23:52it was him and but the build didn't like go too long.
- 23:57It didn't drag out forever. It was what a month-long and you
- 24:01know to me I was just enough. Absolutely next step is going to
- 24:05be value wanted actually. Yes, it's not like a higher
- 24:07power. Our right back the pass where it
- 24:09was like a race car with the end.
- 24:11Yeah. Yeah.
- 24:12And I've been setting. I've been critical of Bray Wyatt
- 24:14like that. He needs other people with him.
- 24:16He can't fly solo and it's going to be interesting to see what
- 24:20they what they do with them and what he you know they're going
- 24:23to give him more creative freedom.
- 24:24I'm sure that's good. And all those are all good
- 24:27things. I don't mean to yuck anyone's
- 24:29yum. I just know.
- 24:30Listen. I fight.
- 24:31Let's go now. Yeah, this, right.
- 24:34All right, so let's get back to the superstars of everybody's
- 24:36good with that because we glanced over Skinner defeating
- 24:39Mario Mancini in under two minutes.
- 24:43Jim's favorite. Well, can we at least talk about
- 24:45the part where Macho Man said he's gonna kidnap Skinner in a
- 24:48pickup truck and drop them off at shake the snakes?
- 24:51Like that's my point earlier. That's exactly what you're
- 24:54getting that. Kind of comments are my
- 24:56kidnapping a man? Yeah, he's doing poetry about
- 25:01smashing a bird's head. Yeah.
- 25:02I propose. Poetry has bad breath.
- 25:05Yes, lack of hair. Yes.
- 25:08So good and and Skinner at this point in time that guy's got to
- 25:11be a like. Looks like he's probably 50
- 25:13years old. Yeah, he's pretty menacing.
- 25:15I gotta say oh without a doubt without a doubt.
- 25:19Well I haven't if you. Do you remember the film
- 25:25thinner? Yeah.
- 25:27Nick like about a week or two ago actually.
- 25:30Yeah. Remember how never had it Gypsy
- 25:33person would say thinner and then we used to see them.
- 25:36Yeah that's how they should announce.
- 25:38A name, we then asked in a lot scarier, that's all I'm done.
- 25:46All right, so after that match, we get Mean Gene in the control
- 25:49room once again, and we get a mixer.
- 25:51Perfect and Coach promo hyping up Brett versus perfect at
- 25:54SummerSlam and basically off these two.
- 25:58Yeah, exactly. So then right after we get
- 26:01Brett, and he's basically saying the same exact bullshit.
- 26:04Like, all right, we don't want to hear this out of mr.
- 26:06Perfect. Especially But what I want to
- 26:09know, right? If ever anybody wants to buy
- 26:13like a cameo from Bret Hart, I don't want him to say, like,
- 26:16shout out to the extra cooler show or like f, you Matt.
- 26:20I want him to tell us why he refers to SummerSlam as the
- 26:24SummerSlam like he's the only person in the company that does,
- 26:28so it's a great question. I bet you, you know, I think
- 26:32there's something to the whole stew being a vampire thing
- 26:35because that's like how low could tell like think about it.
- 26:38Like that's how like an Eastern European person would say like,
- 26:40oh, welcome to the Summer Slam know, right, like you're right,
- 26:47I want to stretch you in the dungeon, welcome.
- 26:53Welcome to Castle Hartford. That's that's that's my only
- 27:00yesterday that the hearts are vampires in that anyone that
- 27:03gets dragged to the dungeon. Whether it be Brian pillman, the
- 27:07Rhino British bulldog. Like why are these people
- 27:09hanging out with them? They turned it.
- 27:10The heart vampires in the do necklace to stretch them in the
- 27:14dungeon, you don't just hey, that's all.
- 27:23All right. So then their next match what?
- 27:26We've got the Legion of Doom, animal, and Hawk defeating very
- 27:31Hardy, and none other than Duane Gill in probably the longest.
- 27:38In Superstars history, it went three minutes and 11 seconds.
- 27:43I thought this was gonna be all over soon as they threw my
- 27:46drink. I thought it was like done
- 27:47without a doubt. Macho, man, these two, they've
- 27:49got potential, huh, like what? Yes, somebody fax them.
- 27:54Piper says, what are they? What are they referring to?
- 27:59You do notice the warrior pop though.
- 28:01Don't you? The crowd is like all about it?
- 28:03Oh yeah. Oh, without a doubt, I do like,
- 28:06did you notice of Vince's car? Call back to his joke earlier.
- 28:09He goes nasty bills next to none of your business USA.
- 28:15Someone and he definitely had that pre-written.
- 28:17Yeah, there's a lot of that is ready.
- 28:19There are so many puns and like play on words and stuff like
- 28:22that, this entire episode Piper. I've been to nasty villain and
- 28:25all-night gas station, what's he referring to like the terlet in
- 28:31there? Out of here.
- 28:35All right, so it's about that time.
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- 28:51I have a Sloop with me. So I'm going to go first.
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- 32:02You like how Hogan was selling the warrior sneak attack in a
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- 33:04Hogan, we glanced over Hogan and the triangle of terror and I
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- 33:13Yeah, he's looking really, really right?
- 33:16Like, oh man, that guy looks like Halloween candy.
- 33:19He's yeah, he really does. It's just a little candy corn.
- 33:23He is Hogan corn. All right, here we go.
- 33:28We gotta go. Right, colors about it.
- 33:30We've got backstage interview segment with million dollar man
- 33:35who has just acquired Sensational Sherri, right.
- 33:38She ditched Macho King and now she's with DiBiase and DiBiase
- 33:43is locked up in his Feud with none other than our good friend,
- 33:48mr. Meat sauce, mr.
- 33:51Too. Legit to Quit.
- 33:53Virgil. Virgil, jeez.
- 33:54I think he contradicts DiBiase. It's actually, I'm taking the
- 33:58train to SummerSlam. Guard.
- 34:00All right. First I do love how they preview
- 34:04the whole SummerSlam card like they've they've touched on the
- 34:08main events. Now, we're talking about the
- 34:10jailhouse match which in my opinion is a classic from
- 34:14SummerSlam 1991 and first, the second you like from a vignette
- 34:17that yes, we've had that. In our here, we have to cover
- 34:23that match. The bowls.
- 34:24I feel like nobody-nobody jailhouse match, hasn't it Maybe
- 34:30maybe just crush them all at the.
- 34:32You get this is the best yet. Like, they're all like
- 34:35improving. Write it clearly.
- 34:37They're doing their own thing. They write their own scripts.
- 34:39A big man just like ends is from a by calling mountie.
- 34:41Fuck okay. Be a fuck like one.
- 34:46Big Bossman is so sweaty, it's incredible like yeah he sure is
- 34:52soaking wet. He comes down the aisle
- 34:54sweating, he's in this promos all hot and heat it.
- 34:57Yeah. I'm what why is he always
- 34:58dressed as? If he's like that guy at the end
- 35:00of the wedding who's like dress unbuttoned halfway just support
- 35:05dripping in sweat, we all have a friend like yeah, my friend's
- 35:10name is Vinnie. So Shoppin.
- 35:14And then I can't believe. What is this the last match that
- 35:16they preview, or as the last match, they go over a Greg
- 35:20Valentine, he gets a promo on IRS, some blend the six-man tag
- 35:25of tornado, bulldog and and Ricky The Dragon versus Power
- 35:31spicy checks, right? Yeah.
- 35:35Greg. The Hammer Valentine, maybe.
- 35:37One of the worst Promos in the history of promos.
- 35:40Oh, it's atrocious. He looks like he's gonna have a
- 35:43heart attack. Like it's hard to watch.
- 35:48All right, thanks Mean Gene. Let's send it back to the crowd
- 35:51and we've got Jimmy Snuka. Who is it jarring to anybody
- 35:57else to look at him like this because he's wearing like a
- 36:00Tarzan type shirt and he's got like a leopard leotard on or
- 36:06something and like this velour suit, its pants like, Jimmy
- 36:10Snuka and pants and he's just boots on.
- 36:12Like, what the hell? Give me Barefoot.
- 36:15Jimmy Snuka. Yeah, he was.
- 36:16This is end of the Run. Snow without a doubt he was kind
- 36:19of like at this point of WrestleMania 7 when he's job,
- 36:21right? Undertaker.
- 36:24And he's sorry, he's facing off against the Brooklyn Brawler.
- 36:28In here, his gear almost looks like a short dress.
- 36:33It's yeah, it's weird. Yeah.
- 36:35He's, you know, his music, it slaps do it.
- 36:39Totally does always has. It's super underrated will get
- 36:43some talk about Brooklyn though, in this match which is fun.
- 36:48Lawler. My name is Brooklyn.
- 36:49I could go there for my honeymoon.
- 36:54Brooklyn 1991. Doesn't really sound like an
- 36:57appealing place. Which man is clearly not made
- 37:00any plans like it's like on ideas of this stage.
- 37:06They mention it to music. Oh shit.
- 37:07Wait, I got a booked a honeymoon.
- 37:10So I actually fall for the same trick in the beginning of this
- 37:13match that he does with Undertaker Wrestlemania, he's
- 37:16like adjusting his boots in the Like, why are you doing this
- 37:19now? And he gets attacked from
- 37:20behind. Just accept the Undertaker.
- 37:22Of course annihilate 7. The Brawler's incapable of doing
- 37:25it. And when they were at this zoom
- 37:29in on Snuka, and Macho goes, that's not Elizabeth.
- 37:35I know what she looks like. Uh, yeah, it's a lot of that
- 37:40weird stuff. I think he's running out of gas.
- 37:41This point of the episode because at the end he says he
- 37:43loves Elizabeth more than snuck. It's like okay, that's good to
- 37:46know macho man. I hope Case.
- 37:50Granted. We know how that marriage ends
- 37:52not long. He's a good man.
- 37:59Now we gotta sit here and watch this match because we decided to
- 38:02make this a watch along episodes.
- 38:04Not Brooklyn Brawler. I've actually finished the Candy
- 38:09Corn cider just so you guys are aware.
- 38:11Yeah, I probably need an exam proud.
- 38:15I'm always proud of gym because even when his Beverage of choice
- 38:19is crap that dude, we'll finish it every single time.
- 38:21So, Adam last hats off to you, man, is it got booze in it?
- 38:25I'll drink it. Yes, exactly, exactly.
- 38:27You can't can't leave that guy behind.
- 38:29Well no, I never fit. Who doesn't finish their drink?
- 38:33I'd only a matter of time before we have him some malort on here.
- 38:37I am surprised me with this Russian street fight.
- 38:39It did have six point nine percent in it does so it wasn't
- 38:41bad. Really.
- 38:42Yeah we're talking about the guy that brought still reserved two
- 38:46weeks in your cooler. That's To me, you're my life.
- 38:48So I still. Yeah, I also do you usually go
- 38:53cited? I can't do cider like I said
- 38:56something I cannot do. I'll have to Swan once in a
- 38:58while. Yes slider.
- 39:02So I'll bring it over or something like that, right?
- 39:04Otherwise. No I'm not something like I
- 39:08purchased myself. No, I don't need this course.
- 39:10Was candy corn. Side arms like this will be
- 39:12perfect for the episode. It was perfect just no one's
- 39:17good. Can kind of way.
- 39:18Well you know what it is because yeah, it's too cannot drink.
- 39:22The what did you call it? The IPA a, like, it's like
- 39:27garlic. I like, I like the Saskatchewan
- 39:32pills. Snicker has defeated Brooklyn
- 39:39Brawler with his that we got wish all we did.
- 39:42Thank God. That was the longest two minutes
- 39:45and 47 seconds I've ever had on this show.
- 39:49Next up, we've got mr. Perfect with the coach.
- 39:54Can anybody tell me who missed the coaches?
- 39:57Like who is this guy? He's definitely some Deep South
- 40:01Federal acid, right? Yeah, I looked it up at some
- 40:03point. It did not look it up today.
- 40:05Only he's facing off against Mike.
- 40:08Daniels. Who acknowledged housemate?
- 40:12I forgot about Daniel's, like, Daniels has some Slinkys on
- 40:15them. Yeah, he's got some hashtags.
- 40:19He's 316 as Piper says, nice Peck development on my team.
- 40:26Yeah, yeah. So if you didn't figure it out,
- 40:35this guy's got Long Slinkys and he's like, as pale as Casper.
- 40:40The Friendly Ghost. Call back from chapter 1.
- 40:43Yeah, but but perfect slaps. This shit out of this poor guy.
- 40:49Well, yeah, he does not mess around.
- 40:56Sorry, we're all like just staring at coach doing is
- 41:00jumping jacks in the middle of the ring.
- 41:01This guy, which is why he's a boy, please Macho, Man is
- 41:05impressed, by the way, he jumps under the first rope, I've never
- 41:08heard anyone impressed by that before.
- 41:09Like I guess he launches himself underneath there, I don't know.
- 41:13So my who do you think is going to be the first person to either
- 41:16hop in our Discord and tell us who coaches, or text or message?
- 41:21One of us. I like that.
- 41:24You want to play Your money. She faked kid.
- 41:26No. G think kid.
- 41:27His odds are or low. It's like - 200.
- 41:31Yeah, yeah. Okay.
- 41:32Have a payouts, not very big. Yeah, Andrew Andrew.
- 41:39Tom has told me he listens on Fridays.
- 41:41So we've got two, we've got two days for somebody else.
- 41:45Ya bin and and be able to tell us about the coach over here.
- 41:51This Slinky guy, is really, it's hard to look at like the
- 41:55Compounding with matches. Like the yeah, laughter, that
- 41:58was any better. I would get ridiculed by their
- 42:00peers because like, look at you. And look at, yeah, points to his
- 42:03gut didn't perfect. Do that.
- 42:05No, oh, no! What?
- 42:06What we walked. We watch the match on here.
- 42:09I was in the last year. What was the same?
- 42:10Scott Hall? And mr.
- 42:11Perfect. All right, and he points out
- 42:14perfect gut, it says, kind of funny because perfect, does it
- 42:17to Mike Daniels here for like, Daniels?
- 42:22How much I would love to know how much one of these jobbers?
- 42:25They'd like for one of these appearances, 50 bucks.
- 42:28And at the top, I probably got a 50 bucks and like one of those
- 42:32foam LOD maybe not even count out, that was the fastest
- 42:4010-count ever and to retain to read.
- 42:43Sorry, sorry he retained. This was an Intercontinental
- 42:46title match. By the way.
- 42:47Wow. Usually they're all like
- 42:49non-title. How does Mike Daniels?
- 42:51Get it. Intercontinental title shot.
- 42:54You're nuts. He's at the top of Tony cons,
- 42:57Power Rankings, or whatever. Stupid, this guy drink a soda.
- 43:01Do you see this? And not only that, it's got a
- 43:09no, you don't do that surprised. He didn't have it all over his
- 43:13shirt because it's like a plastic water bottle.
- 43:16With the plastic top Super 90s with the scrunchie stronger.
- 43:19Slanted like move around. It's a the SummerSlam on the
- 43:23side, probably. And so do the flips it upside
- 43:27down. Yeah it is a toddler movie,
- 43:29right? Very much so the whole very
- 43:31toddler move. Good call.
- 43:34Perfect grabs the mic and he cuts a promo and he's got a
- 43:37short little haircut here. That is like it's famously fro,
- 43:41even somersault 91, which is definitely a match that we need
- 43:45to cover at least just that match because it's, it's like
- 43:49one of the best rice. That was shockingly.
- 43:52Never come up. No, that's Ted.
- 43:55Wrestling for sales favorite match of all time.
- 43:57He ties his arrest wrestling match, ironically while we were
- 44:01at the, I think it was the first pop-up shop stack.
- 44:07I Greg came over and purchased the yes.
- 44:09Artwork for Bret Hart. Versus yes, mr.
- 44:11Perfect, if I remember correctly.
- 44:13Yeah. And then, like later on when we
- 44:15saw that guy Greg, he was like, I'll give you a hug even though
- 44:19you're here. HBK guy is saying that to me
- 44:25Anyway. All right.
- 44:27Like, timoni back to Mooney this bomb.
- 44:30Don't listen to his podcast. Tell your friends about our
- 44:32podcast. Oh, here's Matt.
- 44:35Yeah, here's the guy jumped ahead with the Greg Valentine, I
- 44:38had it my notes. I guess I had an itchy trigger
- 44:40finger because here comes the finger point in.
- 44:42But the best part about this is the background.
- 44:44Again, I'm going to talk about it until I'm blue in the face.
- 44:47The logo for Greg, The Hammer Valentine is, the hammer is
- 44:51hammering down on the v in Valentine, there's Nails in the
- 44:55background. It's not that Nails will get
- 44:57them that, that Nails, next football, but it's beautiful the
- 45:01best like eautiful. So, here's what's always crazy.
- 45:03Some of the like, so many of these guys have backgrounds,
- 45:06right? IRS right now.
- 45:07He's got stacks of manila folders and a 1040 document in
- 45:12the background but meanwhile and poor Million Dollar Man didn't
- 45:15even get anything. Yeah, earlier with Sherry, I
- 45:18think. So I was gonna say the newer
- 45:20guys but have a valentine is definitely not newer.
- 45:22So I don't know what was going on there with I think I wonder
- 45:25if it depends on where they filmed it.
- 45:27Like a, like, some of these are just straight up Vanessa, it's
- 45:32interesting formula. That Superstars has how every
- 45:34episode, like they have a match. And then they have like like
- 45:37three or four minutes of just like vignettes and promos to and
- 45:40it'll, it'll end with this stuff to.
- 45:42Yeah, yeah, that's the word format in space are something.
- 45:47Yeah. Alright, so we have Trio here of
- 45:53bulldog, Texas. Tornado in the dragon.
- 45:56Ricky Steamboat, which is pretty enjoyable.
- 45:57It's really bad, but it's really fun to watch.
- 46:00Hell yeah. All right.
- 46:02We're going to wrap things up because this was a blast but I
- 46:05can't wait to talk about chapter 3.
- 46:08So if you haven't already done it, go back.
- 46:11Listen to chapter one of our Warriors, Trilogy of Terror
- 46:14where we cover Warrior getting shoved in the casket at the
- 46:18funeral parlor from 1991. And next week, we're going to be
- 46:22covering Chapter 3 of The Warriors Trilogy of Terror.
- 46:25And the infamous Warrior and Papa Shango Feud that goes down.
- 46:32So can't wait guys. Be sure to follow us on
- 46:35Instagram at extra cooler and over on Twitter at extra cooler
- 46:39show. Don't forget to follow and check
- 46:41out the Pod foundation on social media at pod Foundation just as
- 46:46this is rolling, the credits, there's a little girl whose
- 46:48father is shoving a WWF, ice cream bar in her face?
- 46:52I don't know. It was on the bar that was on
- 46:53that note. Did you catch it?
- 46:55It did not have eaten. So it was just, yeah, eggs.
- 46:59You would think what you have to look through.
- 47:00The really grainy Youtube footage to see if you can make
- 47:03out the name that was on the bottom.
- 47:05I think it was probably Skinner he had an ice cream bar.
- 47:08No no way, no one's mouth. All right.
- 47:15Cheers tell all your friends about the extra cooler show and
- 47:19are specifically our Trilogy of Terror here.
- 47:23See you next week. Later the reach out for me.
- 47:31I'm a snake. Never trust a snake.
- 47:39Nobody eats Beefaroni on a boat, man.
- 47:41That's a problem, right? Sport, sport, sport, sport died,
- 47:57Peter extra credit. Well done.