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960 - BUNKIE TAKEOVER: LALU (s6e6) "The Halfway Handoff" with Keisha & Kimberly · Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne

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  Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. This is Kimberly
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  Speaker 2: from a date with dateline and I don't usually do
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  Speaker 2: what do we call this? Love fellon mugshop Monday Shop
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  Speaker 2: Monday Thank you. I knew it had a catchy pain
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  Speaker 2: totally you guys. Keisha is still here though, so don't
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  Speaker 2: panic that Mary Pain is gone. You still have Keisha,
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  Speaker 2: So let's be real. She's the one that was always
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  Speaker 2: holding this show down. Hey, Mary Payne, I don't know
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  Speaker 2: why Mary Paine's even here, Like we could do this
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  Speaker 2: without her any day, and.
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  Speaker 3: We love it whenever we get the opportunity to uh
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  Speaker 3: podcast together.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, oh yeah, so I know, so we better have
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  Speaker 2: you better bring me on to the Libra Lounge to
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  Speaker 2: talk about mom.
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  Speaker 4: I think they would kill me if I did not
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  Speaker 4: have you come on.
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  Speaker 3: I mean they love when we do that final recap
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  Speaker 3: of the they're like, oh.
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  Speaker 4: Gosh, we love you guys, We love you guys. Are like, okay, okay,
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  Speaker 4: but yeah, it's so much fun and it looks like
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  Speaker 4: it's gonna be an even bigger hot mess of a
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  Speaker 4: season camp.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how that's possible, but it's June and June. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's like the bar just keeps getting lower and lower
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  Speaker 2: and lower and lower.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, it does.
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  Speaker 2: Speaking of lower and lower, we're talking about Love after
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  Speaker 2: lock Up, and we're talking about season six, episode six,
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  Speaker 2: which is so weird, like a fresh and shiny new season.
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  Speaker 2: It's not episode seven forty two.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what we're used to.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so this is quit playing Games. Okay, that's what
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  Speaker 2: it's called. I don't know who that's referring to. We'll
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  Speaker 2: figure it out as we go.
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  Speaker 3: Well, at the very end, they are playing games, Julius
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  Speaker 3: and uh one of the girls.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but yeah, number one, they're playing games.
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  Speaker 3: And then we see a lot of other game playing,
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  Speaker 3: you know, throughout the episode with these fools.
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  Speaker 2: So also, there's a sister named Caddie.
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  Speaker 4: And I can't get over it.
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  Speaker 2: Wait what nausea.
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  Speaker 3: I don't get the nausea part, but the caddy part
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  Speaker 3: it reminds me of mean girls.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, but what the nausea par Where does that
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  Speaker 4: come from?
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  Speaker 2: What one of the girls is named nausea, which sounds
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  Speaker 2: like nausea, like when you're nauseated. And I was like,
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  Speaker 2: is that real? That that the parents not think about that?
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  Speaker 3: I think where I'm from, there's so many nauseas around.
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  Speaker 4: Here that you don't even think.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know that's what I was like, Well, what's
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  Speaker 3: with the nausea, Like, I'm so used to that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I've known a lot of nauseas and naudias and all.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so yeah, I didn't clock that at all. You
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  Speaker 4: just said it. I'm like, oh, yeah, it does sound
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  Speaker 4: like that. That's used to it. Yeah, yeah, that's this.
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  Speaker 2: Is my daughter diarrheal and this is my my son
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  Speaker 2: vomiting vomitor.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 2: I love it. I'm I'm obsessed. And Caddy Caddy it's
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  Speaker 2: I can't because there's such I bitches, So it's perfect.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah they are. And then it kind of fits too
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  Speaker 4: because the I worked at the golf course. Yes, the
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  Speaker 4: bar girl like kind of a bartender caddy a little
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  Speaker 4: bit every time and like it catches my attention. Every
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  Speaker 4: time the name is said, I'm like, is that really
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  Speaker 4: her name?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: But it is.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, you're going to say people who name their
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  Speaker 3: child Bradley has spelt it with no.
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  Speaker 2: E no e. It's so weird. The parents just knew
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  Speaker 2: they were setting their children up for failure with those names.
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  Speaker 4: They knew they were going to do a shitty job
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  Speaker 4: as parents. They're like, this, give them any name spelling,
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  Speaker 4: any kind of way.
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  Speaker 2: And they already have all the deck stacked against them,
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  Speaker 2: So let's they sure do yep. So first we're going
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  Speaker 2: to talk about JK and Brooke and my Felicia. I
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  Speaker 2: didn't know people still sent by Felicia, but.
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  Speaker 4: Bringing it back.
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  Speaker 2: She's trying to bring her back. So he's all pissed
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  Speaker 2: because they didn't go see her kids. And everything has
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  Speaker 2: been all about j K since he got out of
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  Speaker 2: prison that day or the deep.
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  Speaker 4: They're on day two, day two, they're on day one
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  Speaker 4: and a half.
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  Speaker 2: What can the man have forty eight hours to have
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  Speaker 2: it all be about him?
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  Speaker 4: Hey, this is what the girl. He looked like a
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  Speaker 4: whole snow cone. He looks like a snow cone or
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  Speaker 4: like cotton candy, like he he was a sugartooth.
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  Speaker 2: I was getting a Taylor Swift Lover album, but because
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  Speaker 2: I have to relate everything to Taylor Swift Swift Okay, got.
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  Speaker 4: It, got it. I didn't know that, but now I
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  Speaker 4: know that. But yeah, she was being a total bitch.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, you just.
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  Speaker 3: Met this guy. Why is it so important for your kids,
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  Speaker 3: who are.
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  Speaker 4: Not his children, right to see him on day one
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  Speaker 4: and a half?
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  Speaker 2: Right, you know, and his grandma might die at any second,
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  Speaker 2: but you don't. You're mad that she he wants to
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  Speaker 2: see her?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, the only thing I could give her to.
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  Speaker 3: She had every right to be mad about sitting out
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  Speaker 3: there in front of that RV because it was fucking hot.
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  Speaker 3: You guys don't know what a summer in Texas is
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  Speaker 3: like unless you've experienced it, and it is brutal.
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  Speaker 2: So that car, I trust you not air conditioning in
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  Speaker 2: the car.
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  Speaker 4: So she'd has something to complain about.
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  Speaker 2: Probably, So he's also now late for curfew, and if
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  Speaker 2: he's late for curfew, he could go back to prison.
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  Speaker 2: She doesn't care. Yeah, So she pulls over in the
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  Speaker 2: middle of like a field and kicks him out of
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  Speaker 2: the car.
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  Speaker 4: Which I'm just like, what is she thinking.
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  Speaker 2: Also, it's so Jesus of her. She has a big
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  Speaker 2: test cross tattoo on that and she's kicking people out
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  Speaker 2: of the car.
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  Speaker 3: Christian values, Okay, those are those good old Texas Christian values.
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  Speaker 3: But at that moment he needed to say, I don't
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  Speaker 3: need to fuck with this person anymore because she doesn't
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  Speaker 3: give two ships about him going to She.
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  Speaker 2: Is a she's bad, she's bad, bad, toxic, I don't
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  Speaker 2: even know the words. So she talks to her mom
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  Speaker 2: on the phone. She's complaining about him, and he is
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  Speaker 2: on the phone, standing out in the middle of a field,
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  Speaker 2: talking on the phone to his cousin, complaining, like this
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  Speaker 2: stupid ass bitch out here tripping. It's six pm. I'm
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  Speaker 2: not finna be late, bro. Bro. I just got out
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  Speaker 2: of prison, bro, and I'm not finna go back because
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  Speaker 2: of this stupid ass bitch. Also, I didn't I don't
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  Speaker 2: cuss on my podcast. So it feels very weird to
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  Speaker 2: be saying these words. I love it liberating.
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  Speaker 4: I love he I love hearing you say liberating. So
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  Speaker 4: it's hot. I think I don't know if you're dating
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  Speaker 4: anyone or not right now, but I think if we
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  Speaker 4: do a dating prawl for you. There needs to be
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  Speaker 4: a video of you just say cus words, it's hot.
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  Speaker 2: I love it, I love it. I'm too buttoned up.
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  Speaker 2: I need to just let it all out.
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  Speaker 4: Let it all.
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  Speaker 2: I'm changing.
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  Speaker 3: But it's good that you've got the good girl image.
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  Speaker 3: But then it's like, but I do have this little.
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  Speaker 2: I know bad words for you. Fine, sir, wait till
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  Speaker 2: I talk about uh those ropes and vibrators later. So wait,
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  Speaker 2: So he has to be back in forty five minutes
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  Speaker 2: and then we start like a clock countdown. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 2: his cousin won't get there to the field in time
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  Speaker 2: to pick him up. So he gets back in the
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  Speaker 2: car and he's like, you need to take me now.
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  Speaker 2: So she's driving. He yells at her for driving too slow,
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  Speaker 2: and she says, well, get the fuck out. You can
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  Speaker 2: then walk and he she slows the car down. He
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  Speaker 2: snatches the keys from her and gets out of the
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  Speaker 2: car as it's still rolling to.
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  Speaker 4: A stony Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You know how pissed off you have to be at
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  Speaker 3: a person to jump out of a car that's still
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  Speaker 3: moving like you are, big man.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like your baby kidnapped and you're trying to
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  Speaker 2: escape jump out.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 3: And I think in a way he kind of felt
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  Speaker 3: like that, like this bitch is holding me hostage.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, she's taken me to where I need to go,
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  Speaker 4: but very very very slowly. Yep.
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  Speaker 2: So he's like, I'm finit drive. I don't know if
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  Speaker 2: I use that right. He says finan no constantly, and
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  Speaker 2: so he's like, I'm gonna drive. They're screaming at each
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  Speaker 2: other on the side of the road. I was just
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  Speaker 2: hoping like a big truck would come and just put
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  Speaker 2: everyone out of.
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  Speaker 4: The truck going by.
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  Speaker 2: So they're screaming at each other, who's going to drive?
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  Speaker 2: And bitch bitch fu, bitch fu, and and the music
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  Speaker 2: is like counting down and it's thirty minutes now until
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  Speaker 2: perfew and what's gonna happen? No one cares, but the
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  Speaker 2: music is so dramatic, and so they he he says,
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  Speaker 2: get in the car, and she says I am, and
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  Speaker 2: she goes towards the driver's side and he slams the
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  Speaker 2: door as she's about to get in. It like could
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  Speaker 2: have taken off one of her fingers.
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  Speaker 4: And she's not that I don't like her that much,
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  Speaker 4: she'd be fine. Oh, I don't think anyone. Yes, yes,
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  Speaker 4: you get nine fingers, bitch.
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  Speaker 2: That's our new show is where we judge how many
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  Speaker 2: fingers someone is.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: So she gets in and she's he's driving, and she's like,
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  Speaker 2: you wonder why you go to prison? And now they're
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  Speaker 2: driving fifteen minutes to curfew. They're still arguing.
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  Speaker 4: My anxiety's high.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, and it's all like, you know, f you shut up,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going to let a man talk to me
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  Speaker 2: like that. You shut up. She's like, I'm not going
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  Speaker 2: to let a man talk to me like that, but
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  Speaker 2: I will say the exact same thing back to him.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think that that's the first time Brooke has
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  Speaker 3: been called a stupid ass bitch by.
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  Speaker 4: Man or told to shut up because.
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  Speaker 3: She told because she just keeps going on and that
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  Speaker 3: country playing voice that she has and Brenda, I'm from
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  Speaker 3: small town Texas, but I don't know she's adding extra
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  Speaker 3: to it. Just something about it is super fucking annoying.
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  Speaker 3: And I agree, she's just shut the fuck up.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I do too. So they pull up to the
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  Speaker 2: mom's house and there's still are doing and as his
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  Speaker 2: mom pulls up, she hears him say quit being the
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  Speaker 2: stupid bitch and get in the house and Mama Kathy
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  Speaker 2: is like, I've raised you better to talk that you
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  Speaker 2: don't talk to women like that. Of course, I also
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  Speaker 2: raised you to not go to prison, but but you
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  Speaker 2: did that too, so I didn't stick. But we're still trying.
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  Speaker 2: You're still a work in progress. So Kathy tries to
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  Speaker 2: mediate between these two crazy kids that are in love.
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  Speaker 2: And you know, he's mad because she almost made him
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  Speaker 2: late for curfew, and she's mad because he made a
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  Speaker 2: promise to her kids. And Kathy is fully on his
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  Speaker 2: side and it's like, you shouldn't have made that promise
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  Speaker 2: to the kids yet to check in with his pole
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  Speaker 2: officer and go see the grandma and stuff. And JK
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  Speaker 2: tells on Brooke to his mom and is like, she
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  Speaker 2: was fine with me being late, mom, and she Kathy's like,
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  Speaker 2: you were fine with him being late? Do you want
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  Speaker 2: him to go to prison? And She's like, I can't
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  Speaker 2: do this with you. So Brook's like, I'm leaving because
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  Speaker 2: now you're ganging up on me.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and is like, I think you do need to.
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  Speaker 4: We got kicked out.
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  Speaker 2: If Kathy had said by Felicia to her, I would
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  Speaker 2: have died.
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  Speaker 4: That would have been so funny. I would have this
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  Speaker 4: is what this is what.
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  Speaker 3: Brooke is gonna do every time JK doesn't fall in line, right,
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  Speaker 3: She's going to threaten I'm gonna call your probation officer.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to do this. I'm gonna do that. Like
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  Speaker 4: that is going to be like her hold on him,
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  Speaker 4: and that's not that's not good.
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  Speaker 2: No, with the threatening kind of ultimatum, kind of like
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  Speaker 2: she's holding him with blackmail or something, it's not.
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  Speaker 4: So.
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  Speaker 2: I think they're gonna make it. These kids, they're they really.
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  Speaker 4: Are they don't we already know they don't.
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  Speaker 5: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: They they are both toxic and so maybe they will
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  Speaker 2: just be together until one of them blows up the
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  Speaker 2: other one in a fire or something.
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  Speaker 3: Well we we know now that JK has new teeth,
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  Speaker 3: which something very happy for him. Yeah, because that was
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  Speaker 3: a true mouth hole.
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  Speaker 2: We're going on a different angle.
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  Speaker 4: Well, we couldn't. We saw a lot. That's why I
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  Speaker 4: was too. It was kind of like switching. I'm like, Okay,
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  Speaker 4: that's missing, that's missing. It just all looked black, you
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  Speaker 4: know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, And I'm thinking that ship probably have to hurt too,
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  Speaker 3: and probably didn't smell that.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know how she lived on her mom just
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  Speaker 4: like a yeah, big.
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  Speaker 3: It had to be uncomfortable for him, you know, more
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  Speaker 3: than just you know, esthetically, but probably painful.
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  Speaker 4: And they've already broken up.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, okay, so they didn't make it. But she's
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  Speaker 2: not pregnant.
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  Speaker 4: Right, No, thank god they did not get pregnant.
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  Speaker 2: That I mean, small blessings. We have to take the
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  Speaker 2: winds them and that that's a huge That.
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  Speaker 4: Cross from her neck, Yeah, that across from her neck
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  Speaker 4: was like, you know what, I'm going to do. The
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  Speaker 4: Lord's work. No odd relation for you this time, I know. So, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: you did it.
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  Speaker 2: You did a great job. So Brooke is going home
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  Speaker 2: and JK is like, you just ruined the best day
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  Speaker 2: of my life. But then they kiss a makeup and
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  Speaker 2: it's fine, but she's like, you know, you can't do
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  Speaker 2: this again because disrespect is something I won't put up
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  Speaker 2: with from a felon that i'm dating.
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  Speaker 4: Well, Mitch, you're disrespectful, Zoo.
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  Speaker 2: She's the most disrespectful, she really is the next day,
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  Speaker 2: it's his welcome home party and she's trying to calm
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  Speaker 2: things down with mom Kathy and explaining why she was
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  Speaker 2: so upset. She said, I don't break promises to my kids.
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  Speaker 2: It's really important to me. Both of their dads have
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  Speaker 2: let them down, and I won't let it happen again.
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  Speaker 2: So I've decided to date a felon and because of
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  Speaker 2: the one that's not going to break promises to my kids.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's going to show them what fatherhood is all about.
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  Speaker 3: He's going to be at all the soccer is. Like, bitch,
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  Speaker 3: I don't even think he could go some of the
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  Speaker 3: places that your kids can go because he's a felon.
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  Speaker 4: But you think this is this is daddy daycare right
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  Speaker 4: here for you. Okay, all right, broke, all right.
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  Speaker 2: He's gonna become like a you know, a boy scout,
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  Speaker 2: like troop leader or something.
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  Speaker 3: I think you can't be a felon and do that.
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  Speaker 3: I'm probably wrong, but I.
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  Speaker 4: Just think there's scouraged Yeah. But you know what.
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  Speaker 3: Part of the reason why I think she's upset also
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  Speaker 3: is because her ass was supposed to get those kids
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  Speaker 3: from her mom, and now her mom's like, well, when
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  Speaker 3: are you coming to get these kids?
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  Speaker 4: So and then she still stay the night with JK.
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  Speaker 4: So you're showing you don't.
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  Speaker 3: Give a fuck about your kids that much, because I
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  Speaker 3: would have dropped him off and gone home.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's no, she's she's all talk.
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  Speaker 4: She's yeah, she is. Does she talk?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? So uh she tells. Kathy says, you know, just
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  Speaker 2: like chill out. You need to ease him into parenthood.
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  Speaker 2: This is all new to him, and.
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  Speaker 4: Then is still new to him.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, teeth, which are still.
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  Speaker 4: Let's start there. Let's get this for some teeth.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, before he could be a dad. So Kathy turns
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  Speaker 2: to her roommate Marla, and who is the one with
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  Speaker 2: all like the medical equipment, I guess in.
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  Speaker 4: Her room, the nursing She has the nursing room in
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  Speaker 4: the home.
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  Speaker 2: Ye, it's like a side business, like she rents out
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  Speaker 2: that stuff to people who have just had surgery or
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  Speaker 2: something like you need a potty like clean. No, it didn't.
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  Speaker 2: She's running a medical supply store out of her house.
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't go there.
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  Speaker 4: She's running a medical supply store for the poor.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly so, but if you just wipe it up,
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: it's fine. So Kathy turns to Marlin and is like,
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: that girl's going to stress me out. Yeah, she hates Brooks.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: So then jk's stepdad, David, in his American Tied Die shirt,
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: says to Brook, you know, Cathy tells me that you
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: are planning on having kids with JK. And Brooke says yeah,
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: and David goes no, yeah, think no period, think period.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: You got to use your brain. He's had more girlfriends
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: in prison than I've had my whole life, So don't
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: take this personal. But you're the latest in a long line,
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: and you'll thank me if she goes sideways and he leaves,
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: You'll be like, damn, thank god I didn't have a
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: kid with him. So he's preaching the good word.
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: And how much.
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: More of a warning can you get? Will you get
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: a warning for a person's parent? M do you know
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: you're as needs to run?
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: Like the parent knows their kids so well, they kind
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: of know have they know what to expect and not
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: what to expect from. When it's the parent telling you
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: my child is no good, my son is a hoe,
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: do not get yes. Because the baby number one is
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: gonna be smarter than both the parents. We're all in utero.
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: Let's just start there.
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: The baby, poor baby's gonna be inside having to make
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: decisions for the family because.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: Baby it's gonna have him for sure. Yeah, it's gonna
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: come out with like a full grill.
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: Like the Finn.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: Yes, smart be born today and then yeah.
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: See and in Texas Finna and fix Into.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah it's just a normal conversation. But I always forget
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: you're in California. Those are normal conversations that say Finna
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: and fix Into.
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: I love it, Yeah, but it's funny when it's spelled out. Yeah, Finna,
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: I'm like Finna. Okay.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: So David's comments actually get Brooke thinking. She's like, maybe
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: he does have this big roster and I'm the latest one.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: I only knew about Alex, but maybe there's other girls.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: So she goes to JK and asks to see his
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: phone while he is talking to his cousin Coleman, who
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: has face tattoos and dreads in a giant bun and
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: the biggest gages I've ever seen.
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: All those things. Yes, he had.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: A lot going on Coleman.
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: He did. But I will say he had very pretty
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: blue eyes.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: He did.
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: He did, he did, yeah, very And I bet he's
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: probably really fucking cool and chilled.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he held and had great comic timing actually, because
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: he comes and gets the phone and storms off, and
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: he turns to JK and he's like, do you like
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: being with this one? This one?
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: Everyone everyone knows everyone, everyone knows there's a list, and
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: everyone knows that this girl is about to get erased
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: off the list.
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: Crazy.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: So Jk's like, well, she's a lot. She's super jealous.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: So he says, oh it, I need to call my ex.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: And so he borrows the phone from Coleman and says,
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: I've got to call my ex to make sure she's
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: not coming today, and I'm going to set up a rendezvous.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: He says, rendezvous with her at another time, and so Brooke.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: As Brooke is in the house deleting all the females
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: she sees on his phone and blocking Alex from his Facebook.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: Once a horror, always a horror, she calls Alex.
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: Well, so is JK.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: So is JK, And she's like, I'm so pissed looking
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: at his phone and all these messages from girls. Look
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: at my hand, it's shaking, and she's she's like, I'm
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: not going to have a baby with a man who
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: is not going to be faithful.
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: That's your only reason for not not to have with him?
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: Like I can't really there's a lot of things I
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: will do, but I'm not about to worry about a
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: man with no teeth and a prison pass and what
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: the fuck they're doing. It's not gonna do it. I'm
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: not going through their phone. I'm not. If you're gonna
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: do it, just do it.
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah whatever, I'm not gonna Yeah, I'm not chasing a
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: felon with a strong lack of teeth and needs to
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: work on his vocabulary as well.
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: Like, I'm just not gonna do it. But this shows
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: you how stupid she is.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but always in these relationships, the prisoner is the catch,
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: like Julia said, the prisoner is has all the power
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: in these weird power dynamics, right.
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: And then that just it makes women look so bad
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: because it's like, oh.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: God, raise, I say, all ladies, raise your standards, and
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: I see see your own prince Charming, Like why are
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: you fighting for this man with no teeth, no job,
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: can't go near an elementary school car?
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what are you doing? So I'm like, I know
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: the pickies are slim, but goddamn.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: They can't be that slim, are they? Like in Alaska
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: where there's like like it's all if it's just a
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: cat fight to get the men. So maybe it's the opposite.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: Maybe it's a cat fight to get the women. I
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: don't know how it is in Alasta.
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: I don't know, but I'm not cat fighting over a
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: damn prisoner. Okay.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: So in my parents' retirement community, it is like one
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: to five for men. There's like so really men, so
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: and weat world. Yeah, so we just heard there's two
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: new widowers coming in. So everyone's going to be fighting
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: for those men, like putting desserts it by their door,
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: or asking them to play bridge with them. I don't
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: know how you flirt at this stage.
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: You need to be filming that ship. I know.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: If that's not a reality TV show right there, I
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: don't know what a reality TV show is.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: The villages, you know, the villages in Florida that like, yes,
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: huge retirement community where like there's run rampant and everyone's swinging.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: That's what this.
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: That's Kimberly's parents place.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: So excited. I just look out the windows sometimes and
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: just watch the old people and be like, what's going on?
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: What's the drama, what's the tea? Who hates? Yeah? So
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: JK calls Alex and says, I just want to reiterate,
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: you can't show up today because I don't want any drama.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: And you know how my mom is, so he's like
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: blaming the mom. So does Alex not know about Brooke?
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: I don't think anyone has to.
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: We really don't know because you have to remember that
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: Kathy still talks to Alex. And then there's also Bonnie,
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: Like we keep forgetting about Bonnie.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: I completely forgot about Bonnie. Who's Bonnie?
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: So Bonnie is jk's friend, has always been his friend.
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: I think they dated like in high school a little bit.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: Right, the one that was the brook was saying.
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: With Alex, yes, oh, and then yes she lived with
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: Alex first, but then she was spying on Alex for JK.
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: So then JK was like.
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: Hey, new girlfriend, I need for you to let my
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: friend who resembles you and the new girl a little
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: bit come live with you. So we forget about this
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: whole dynamic with her.
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: Too, and I think she's gonna stir some shit up.
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: She did say like, Brooks seems nice, but my loyalty
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: was always did JK. So I'm not gonna Yeah, that's
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: exactly forgot about her.
• 24:09
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• 24:14
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• 24:17
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• 24:22
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• 24:29
  Speaker 2: Okay, so this show does not like stick with me.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: Like I can barely remember anyone's names. It's very hard
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: for me. By the end of the season, I still
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: have not learned their names.
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: So, okay, that's me. It's the third episode. I'm like
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: Mary Pay, you know, I don't know their names. But
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: I'm third episode, I've got it. But I'm like Mary Pay, Yeah,
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: I don't know these people.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: Like so he's like, don't come you know what drama.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: Maybe we can meet up tomorrow, and then he hangs
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: up with her. Brook comes out gives him the phone back.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: He's still talking Coleman now the cousin, and Brooke comes
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: out and she's like, there are all these girls in
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: your dms, Like, oh, you just say I love you
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: so much and we're gonna have a baby and that's
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: why I did you three times in the first night.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: But I'm still talking to all these hoes and At
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: this point, cousin Coleman goes, I'm gonna.
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: Go yeah, and this is not from Mewards.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: Walks out of the car like I'm gonna go talk
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: to Kathy inside because she's less anyone.
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: Anyone Kathy and Marla, they've got all the potato chips.
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: Let me, let me, let me go have some of
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: the potato chips and talk to these two.
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: Like she this girl.
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: I mean for me to say someone is tacky, you
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: are tacky and she is tacky.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: For us to say someone on this show is tacky,
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: it's a lot.
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: It's she's she's she's a title holder for taky.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: She is yeah, And JK goes, why did you embarrass
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: me in front of Coleman, my cool cousin, and.
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: Oh, I'm out the fucking crew and all the people
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: who color television are gonna see all this like it's
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: in front of the world at this.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: Point, and she goes, well, don't be a whoror and
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't embarrass you, and she's He's like, I'm not
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: a horror, you're a whoror and they start screaming and
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: she's like, I'm done. You can have those hoes. I
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: don't even want you no more. And she kind of.
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: Starts right so she likes that mopole.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: She does.
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: So I want to do the baby daddies not have
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: teeth too.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: I want to know the story with the baby daddy's.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: I want them to come on the show and do
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: a tell all about her.
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: They don't have anything to do with her. They hate
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: her so much. They don't have anything to do with their.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: Kids that is, I wouldn't. I don't blame them because
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: she's a lot at all, but I don't want to
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: have to talk to Brook.
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: I mean, I'm sure she would be the type of
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: baby mama that would make your life miserable, especially if
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: like you have moved on now. I'm not saying with
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: his kids, yeah, but I feel like she would be
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: the baby mama from Hill. Yeah.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: No, like psycho, like with light their Yeah. I don't
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: know why I keep seeing fire images with them, but
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: I just really feel like it's gonna end in flames somehow.
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: It possibly could breath included from JK.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: That's like a dragon.
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: So yeah, he has a little dragon.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: So Okay, we're finally moving on. They were our longest couple.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: We're gonna power through the rest of the All right,
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: so Courtney and Will aka Colts from ninety Day Fiance.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: Someone said he looks like him. I can't see it.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: Did was that you that said that?
• 27:38
  Speaker 5: No?
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: It wasn't me, But I don't know if you noticed
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: or not? During his like talking head? Why were his
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: lips so red?
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: Also his eyelids very red?
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: Were too? Yes, what was going on?
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: Like he hadn't slept or he was stoned. I don't know,
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: he looks so vampire like or something.
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: They really did like he looked like a vampire in
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: need of blood.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and it was weird.
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: I don't like, does anyone have like an ivy infusion
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: for an iron infusion for this dude? Because he's going
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: downhill fast? But the lips were so striking I.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: Need to go back. Maybe it's the lighting they have
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: in the talking Head. I don't know. They don't have
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: a high budget on this show, but well they can
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: at least hire.
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: Like a cosmetology student to come do the fucking makeup
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: from when they need it, because he must definitely needed
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: some conciller.
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: And I don't know what they could have done for
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: the lips. They were just really red.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: Wow, so he tells us the ring that he gave
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: her was ten grand, but and that's more than he
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: wanted to spend. But she's worth it.
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: Spend that much?
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: Why did she say? Well, you know how many men
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: can get a fiance that's four hours fresh out of prison.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: That's priceless that.
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: It so how could you put a price tag on
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: the ring represents all this you can there?
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: You go so at the hotel, He asked her if
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: she's going to rinse off, which just grossed me out,
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: but also thank god, because much like you, I cannot
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: stand when they go at it when they still have
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: person all over them.
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: I just I don't like she needed to that.
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: I guess he put it nicely by saying rinse because
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: she needed a full sit down bath, like I want
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: you to shower, then get in the baths up soap.
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: For a little bit. Yeah, because you cannot tell me
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: that the prison is soap.
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: Works as well as the soap, saying body washes that
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: we can purchase ourselves.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: I just and I could be wrong, but do like
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: a silkwood shower where they spray with like a power washer,
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: and then like they all need, like yes, house her
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: in you know anti gel. Yeah, yeah, so she is
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: gonna He gives her a choice of lingerie or pajamas
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: to wear, and he's gonna order pizza because she wanted
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: pi and pe.
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: Pizza, pine and pizza, and so they want night.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: What did you say?
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: That could be a fun night pizza and penis.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: All right, I'll take the pizza any day. But by
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: the time I eat the pizza, I don't want the penis.
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna be sleeping. I'm like, I'm a fucking fool, Like, yeah,
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: no poking around tonight.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: So they only have a couple of hours because she
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: has to get to the halfway house. But he's been
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: thinking about this for a long time and he has
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: those shabari ropes for tying each other up and a
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: vibrator and he just can't wait to get jiz all
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: over that room. He says, like, don't put a black
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: light in here. Gross, And so she comes out of
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: the shower. She goes straight for the pizza, which he
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: has pineapple on it, which is very controversial, and.
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: Pineapples go do not go on pizza? I agree, I'll
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: be the one to say it, and I love pineapples.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I don't like pineapple, even like in a
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: oh really people arrangement, I don't like pineapple, but.
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: It was one of my favorite fruits.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: I know, I know I'm missing out. So she takes
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: a giant, messy bite, like a gross, non delicate bite,
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: and it turns him on because he starts to devour
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: her face and they're like making out with pizza still
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: in her mouth.
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: In her mouth, yeah.
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: Which I think is so disgusting. But I tell you what,
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: last night we watched this episode with a friend of
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: ours who has never watched any of this. He only
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: knows about it from when we talked about He was like, man,
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: he was really ready to fuck.
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: I said, hey, you have no idea.
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: We have watched the people driving down the road they
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: go fucking a cornfield.
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: Because they cannot. He goes, are you serious and said yeah.
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: So he's like asking us questions about, well, why did it?
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: He goes, I feel like there's a lot of psychological
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: things going on, Like you think, yes, He's like, why
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: do they do this? We don't know?
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: Like it is it is something to just start with
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: this show. You're like, what the fuck are these people thinking?
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: Like?
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: I love it. I want to say, like, how long
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: does would it take him to realize that the non
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: inmates are usually more fucked up than the inmates, and
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: like he.
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: Kind of was starting to figure it out.
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: And then we, you know, we brought up the subject
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: of the children, how the children are always so much
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: smarter than the parents, and he's just did we talk
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: them about like people like they like Lizzy. I was like,
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: she has so many dudes that she can hire a
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: prison assistant, you know what I mean.
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: He's like, are you seriously like it's big? What's this? Yeah? Yeah,
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: he had lots of things to say and lots of questions.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: I love it, okay, Yeah, that's.
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: We recruited a new member, and we recruited a new
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: LALU member.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: Yes, he's one of us now. So they start to
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: go at it, like basically on the pizza, like on
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: the bed, Like I was worried. They were laying on
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: the pizza and she's nervous because she hasn't been into
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: me for two years. And I was like, he's not
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: going to make her feel comfortable. He's just gonna stick
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: it in, Like I don't feel like he's going to
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: be like are you okay? Is this going too fast.
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: He's just what I feel like she would be okay
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: with that.
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: She actually seems to like that. Yeah, I think she wants. Yeah,
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: she wants.
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: She wants to like like looks nervous.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: But she's actually very ready.
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: So I mean for you to say you want pizza
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: and penus in front of your mom, you're pretty damn ready.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: You're ready.
• 33:35
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: So later on in the night, they he's driving her
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: to the halfway house and she says, Will is an
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: f R E A K cake. She starts, I was like,
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: don't say that, my please, because.
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: I want to because I want to know exactly why
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: are there's so many k's.
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like what did he do for the last k?
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, getting nervous? So yeah, she's like, I love it.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: I'm just as guilty, like we it was great. And
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: he's like, tells us that was crazy, and he starts
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: to describe like he said, I was toe curling and
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: trying to stay hold onto the bed, and I was like,
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: I don't know, was he like upside It's like he
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: was having an exorcism or something. I don't want to
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: picture it.
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: He would have done better off with just saying this.
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: I was trying really hard not to.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: Jeez, that's all.
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: You wouldn't have to describe all of the toe curling, like,
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: we get it, you were trying not to as later on,
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: what is the thing that is said later on? Shoot
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: shoot up?
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: Shoot up the club? Yeah, shoot up the club.
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: You were trying not to shoot up the club. We
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: get it.
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: Just say that and we don't need all the petortion
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: is ship that exactly.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: And he's like, next time we'll use the ropes and
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: the toys. We didn't even get to those. And then
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: she says, I can't believe we got engaged today, and
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: can we get married? And he says, let's go. Let's
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: do it tomorrow because what like what and he goes, well, yeah,
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: my hotel maybe has a venue. We'll just go buy
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: you address, I'll call an efficient. Let's just do it
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: because we want to get this state interstate right things
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: so she can leave. Yeah, And he's like, I don't
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: want her in this city. I want her to go
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: to Sacramento because here is where she used to use
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: a lot, so I want to get her away from that.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: That makes sense, and I.
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: Get it, and I get it, but I think he
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: also really wants to her in Sacramento so he can
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: tire up every night and use a vibrator in butt
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: balls and buttles what else he had in that suitcase?
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: So yeah, he might have a sex dungeon like Stan.
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: With the I wouldn't be surprised.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: So she's like, Okay, I mean this is crazy, but
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: my mom is only in town for tomorrow, so let's
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: do it tomorrow so she can come. Yeah, even though there, Yeah,
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: I don't think she likes her mom, and her mom
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: doesn't get married, so maybe you don't need the mom there.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: So he picks her up and carries her to the
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: halfway house like he's carrying her across the threshold. So romantic.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: So then we move on to Joey and Michael, whose
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: names I get confused a lot because I think the
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: one that was in prison looks more like a Joey.
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: So you're right he does, right.
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So Michael is seven hours out of prison and
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: thinks that Joey is making things too dramatic. You're the prisoner.
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: Joey's nothing but drama, which so Joey drives me insane.
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: Like I've said it before, I'm like holding my breath
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: throughout their whole scene because of my five four three
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: two one. Here comes the mental breakdown that Joey's gonna have, Like,
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: I'm just what. His anxiety is so high, his eyes
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: are bulging, like yeah, always looks like he's about to
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: snot cry, and it's just like, can you just go
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: ahead and do it so we can all just.
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: Go oh is woom saw he's having to break down
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: because it's gonna happen.
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: It's gonna happen. Well, he cried a little bit last week,
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: but he didn't fully let it out. He's got a
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: lot more ready to burst.
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So he Michael thinks that Joey loves him too
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: much at this point in their relationship and that makes
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: him very uncomfortable. And again they have this weird power
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: dynamic where Michael is the felon without a job and
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: no prospects and has nothing going for him, but he
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: has all the power in the relationship.
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: That it is just insane to me. And I will
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: say this about Michael because I've met people like that.
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: I think he loves Joey And I may have said
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: this on a podcast. He loves Joey probably as much
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: as hecret love a person who's not his mom that
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: I think this is all that he's got, Like, yeah,
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: some people are just wired that way.
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: I think this is all that he's got. He just
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: cannot be pained.
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: I mean, he's he's a slut puppy.
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: He's a rebel, like in a rule breaker, and it's
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: always trying to get away with things and like stuff
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: that maybe he would do when he was a teenager
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: and he never. He's in his forties now, like and.
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: He's still doing He's such a slut that I think
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: he would. I think he's probably got like three bitches
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: pregnant even though he's gay, Like he just wants to
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: but he's so truthful about it.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know, kind of charming in a weird way.
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: And you're like, he is kind of charming and he
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: can make you laugh and make you smile. He's just
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: he's that criminal that man has. He's such a fucking criminal.
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: He's horrible in every way, but there's just something about
• 38:39
  Speaker 4: him that I like.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there goes a charming bag of wieners. We call
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: him bag of wieners.
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: I've never heard that term before. Bag of wieners.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: It's like because we don't cuss so we got instead
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: of saying bag of dicks, I think we started saying
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: bag of wieners. But like a teenager, my hair is
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: driving me crazy, like a teenager punk like you know
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: that is doing like cutting class. But again he's in
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: his forties.
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: So yeah, yeah, he's a he's cutting class to go
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: fucking snorting. Fuck, yeah, that's what he's doing. We just
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: man tell you something. He is something else.
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: It's a teenage dirtbag.
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• 40:21
  Speaker 2: So, yes, he is worried about this. Like Michael, Joey
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: likes him too much. He goes to Sober Living. He's
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: driving by himself. He actually does go and check in
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: on the whiteboard, and then he drives off and he says,
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: I feel really good and I don't want to use
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: right now, but I don't know how long that feeling
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: will last. And I know I'm going to go back
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: in soon to prison, so I just want to like
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: live it up in the short time I have.
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, or he's got to get back to prison and
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: teach the sixth class that he needs to do.
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: He doesn't care about in a messing up. He just doesn't.
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: I think he thinks messing up is fun. Think he
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: thinks getting caught is fun. I mean he has peepe
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: in prison.
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's probably very popular.
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: And he probably sells the ward his dick. No one
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: know one Michael, and I think he could charm to
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: pay him off of anyone. Yeah, I really do.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: And I think he loves the chaos, like he's a
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: chaos maker, and like loves he can't just have things
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: calm and so exactly, he says, I do see marriage
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: in my future, but you do to who to Joey?
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: Is that who he was talking about.
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: I'm like, wait a minute, you just said he was
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: full of drama. Yeah, going back to prison.
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: But however, you.
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: See marriage and kids and a dog and a house
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: with the white picket That does not go together to gonna.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: If you had that life for five minutes with the
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: white picket fence, you would blow that up.
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: You would, he would up. You would come home there
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: that night, there'd be strippers on poles in there. There'd
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: be fucking dogs, Yeah, fucking dog drug dealers. He taught
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: the dogs how to deal drugs.
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: And yeah, card games and condoms and lou all over
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: the room. Like it would just be a fuck fast
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: over there, and like he could not, he would he
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: would try, and he last two.
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: Days, two days, two days. So he's like, I just
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: I was in a monogamous relationship for years and I
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: tried to make it work. My heart was ready, but
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: my body still wanted to experiment. And that's sort of
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: where he's at right now. He's like, my mind might
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: be into Joey, but my yeah and my heart, but
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: like my body still wants to mess around. So he
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: wants to see how much chemistry he has with Joey
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: when they're sober. So Joey is in the hotel room
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: making things romantic, and he says, I just have my
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: undies and I'm gonna brush my teeth, and that's as
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: adventurous as I am. He doesn't have the ropes or
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: the vibeantors.
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: I think that's what Michael kind of likes. I think
• 42:59
  Speaker 4: they need to switch up. Will and Michael need to
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: be together. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: So he says, I'm very submissive in sex, and I,
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: you know, need to get out of my own head.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: Michael wishes I was more adventurous sexually, and Michael is saying,
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: I think Joey's really fit, he looks really good. I'm
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: looking forward to pleasing him because I like pleasing others.
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: So apparently Michael is selfish in all aspects of his
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: life except sex.
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: I mean, thank god he's got that, you know.
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: I tell you there's a good person deep down their side.
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: This this is how, this is what he offers the role,
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: and he's willing to share it with everyone.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and he knows that you have to know your
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: worth and he knows that that's where.
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: So they go down to the hotel indoor jacuzzie and
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: they get in naked. Bear in mind again, this is
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: the hotel m jacuzzie. Where that is.
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: I wanted to throw up in my mouth so bad,
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: Like I'm not a hot tub kind of person because
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: I just think everything just is to me, everything is
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: like simmering up, like all the grossness is all simmering up, and.
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: That is that. I'm just I don't I don't get it.
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: But to be in one at a hotel and you
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: take your your shorts off and here's the thing. Well,
• 44:32
  Speaker 4: he was like, I'm here, my shorts, Here my shorts.
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: He's expected for Michael to turn around and be like, ooh,
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: I'm coming.
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: Michael never stops, just like slowly pulling off his clothes
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: and he's got a tan all over his body except
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: for his feet. I don't know if you notice that,
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: it literally looked like this nice almond colored tanned body
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: and fucking milk on his feet, like it looked like
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: someone just put powder all over his feet.
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, they must have a lot of
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: outdoor time at the prison. Shirt off and then yeah,
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: it has shoes on.
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: I guess so because those feet were his feet look
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: like Producer James's feet. It's like those feet look familiar
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: at least the color. You've got way more color than
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: Michael or Producer James. Sometimes I ask Producer James like,
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: is the is there like blood flow because she looks
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: so white, like his stomach's really white, Like, is there
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: blood blood flow? He's like, Kisha. I'm like, I'm just
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, my bad, just making sure you're okay.
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: I just want to make sure your circulation going so
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: that my sirt.
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: So they start going at it in the jacuzzie for
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: literally five seconds before they stop and they turn into
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: this like old married couple that are like this chacuzzie
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: feels great. My joints, Yeah, my muscle's melting away. It's lovely.
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: It's hot water, and they're just sitting there like no
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: sexy time.
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: So now, which this is scary because it's I mean,
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: sex was their big bab.
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: Their big thing are they gonna have chemistry when they're sober.
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: So the next day we see them. They're lying in
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: bed fully clothed, not a good sign, and Michael says,
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: you know, I have to go. I have to sign
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: up for medicaid, and Joey assumes he's going with him,
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: and Michael's like, oh, you were gonna come with awkward,
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: Like he just he feels like he is a babysitter,
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: so he does. So Michaels tells us they did not
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: have a good night last night. He thought they were
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: gonna have sex, but he wasn't feeling it, and now
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: he's questioning everything, and he says, I don't want to
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: force it and I can't force it. But I'm a top,
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: so it won't work if I'm not into it. So
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: he's he leaves, and she says, Joey's caring too much
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: about me. I'm not used to someone watching everything I do,
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: except you're just in prison, so they are watching everything.
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: They yeah, do they probably let him run a book
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: in prison though.
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: That's true, and he says the kiss of death, I'm
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: getting Dad vibes from Joey.
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: Oh that's this is not good at all, because I
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: they were both concerned about the sexual chemistry, and you
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: have Michael.
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: Who is highly sexual and you just got out of prison.
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: Well never mind, it's not like he wasn't having sex
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: in prison.
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: Never mind. Yeah, yeah, he was having lots of sex
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: in prison. Yeah, but this is not this is not good.
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: This is worrisome.
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: Actually that they could it's not voting. Well, so, uh,
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: Joey is leaving and sorry Michael's leaving. Joey's perspective is
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: that they had a great night. He says, we laid
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: together and we talked about how much we love each other.
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: And sex would have been nice, but it was nice.
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: It was amazing to just hold each other.
• 48:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Michael's not that type of person who just wants
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: to hold No, he wants to hold a dick. But
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: he don't just want to be held like he needs sex,
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: like he just that's just how he is. So I
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: don't I this is bad.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: It's not good that their perspectives are so different about
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: what happened. Yeah before, so Michael says, having someone nag
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: you and look over your shoulder is enough to drive
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: anyone crazy, and subconsciously I may have taken Joey's phone
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: so he can't get in touch with me.
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: That was not Subci.
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: That was on purpose. You took Joey's phone. And now
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: Joey is at the hotel ready to go for a
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: run at the gym and he can't find his phone.
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: What is he going to listen to? He needs to
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: listen to Pink Shade podcast when he runs, and he's
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: now gonna have to run in silence. That's not I know.
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: Like, if I can't find my phone, like he handled
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: this really really well. If I can't find my phone,
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: I'm freaking the fuck out. I feel like it like
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: I'm on one hundred percent oxygen and my oxygen tank
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: just ran low. Yeah, I am freaking out him like
• 49:23
  Speaker 4: I need to find it. I need to know where
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: it is, Like where where is it? You know?
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: And I'm getting like phantom vibrating like is it isn't
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: it my podcast?
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: Yes? Yes? But Joey's like, oh okay.
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: Well he's looking all over for it. It's pretty sad
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: because we know where it is. No exactly, he doesn't
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: know where it is, and so he's like gets on
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: the floor to look under the bed. He pulls the
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: sheets off the bed. He pulls out the nightstand to
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: look behind it, and he's talking to himself. He's like
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: a phone, just can't get up and walk away? Where
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: could it be?
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: Your boyfriend?
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: Can Where do you think it is?
• 49:59
  Speaker 4: So?
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: So Michael finishes his meeting and he says, it was
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: just a bunch of red tape. I have to get
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: like food and money assistance and like food stamps or something,
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: and they want me to do this job search assistance program.
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: And I'm not gonna do that, but I'm going to
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: say that I did it.
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: He's a mess.
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: He's a mess. And then he's like, I'm going to
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: swing by the halfway house and I said I was
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: going to be back by this time, but I'm going
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: to erase that and put that a different time and
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: I'll just fake it. It's fine.
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: That is just not how it works. Like you still
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: need some kind of permission to do these things. But
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: like a sixteen year old boy, Yeah, he thinks this
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: is good enough, This is okay, this is I get
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: enough of what you told me to do.
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah he doesn't, So he's it said. Joey keeps calling
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: him from the hotel phone because he doesn't have his phone.
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: He's like, why is this taking so long? What is
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: he doing? Is he cheating on me? Is he doing drugs?
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: What's happening? And so Michael gets a call from his
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: friend Spence, who is apparently his best friend. He said
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: they knew each other when Spencer was in high school,
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: which makes me think that Michael was out of high
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: school and this, oh in an underage situation.
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: Are we shocked here?
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: No, not at all.
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: No.
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: And he was dating Spencer's best friend and then the
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: two of them went off together and started doing it.
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: So Dick is safe around Michael.
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: No, So he says, I can't give up Spencer. He's
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: like my best friend, and if Joey wants me to,
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: that's not gonna work. I won't give up any of
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: my friends, any of my fuck buddy friends for joe.
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: That's yeah, let's just call it what it is. You're right,
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: fuck buddies, Like he's on he just.
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: So Michael returns to the hotel and he's like, he's
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: probably looking out the window for me, and cut to
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: Joey is fully peering out the window. It's such like
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: I do it the retirement community, Like right, but he
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: did that.
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: I'm over four, What are you looking at the window? Thing? Yeah,
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: and it's a true thing, like when you're over forty
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: you just look up the window often.
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: But he's but he's actually looking at the window to
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: see if his child has made it home safely exactly.
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, did he make good decisions?
• 52:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like, oh gosh, he's fotawly home. Thank god, I
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: can go to sleep now. Yeah, that's totally right.
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: Comes in and he's like, oh my gosh, I had
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: your phone. I don't know how that happened, Like maybe
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: you put it in my bag by accident or I
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: don't know what happened. Yeah, And Joey's like, hmm, that's crazy.
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: How did you have my phone? And so the producer
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: and he's trying to gaslight Joey by being like, yeah,
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: you put it in the car. You must have poked
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: it in the car, and Joey is like not buying it,
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: And then cut to Joey's sitting with the producers and
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: the producer goes, do you think he took your phone
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: on purpose? And Joey's like, no, I don't. I don't
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: think he did it on purpose, And the producer goes, so,
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: do you think he took two phones by mistake, and
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: Joey gets so mad with the doctors and he's like, fine,
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: you're saying he did it, and he did it, but
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: I don't believe that he did it, So let's just
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: move on because what I believe is what I believe,
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: and you know, I think he didn't do it on purpose.
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: So what if he took the phone, big effing deal.
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: This is like, forget, let's drop it. I don't want
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: to talk about it anymore.
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: It's like why, I mean, he starts blowing up at
• 53:28
  Speaker 4: the producer.
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: This is someone who's been so used to defending your
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: toxic addict boyfriend, and you're so in denial that you
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: get mad when someone questions you with logic.
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: And especially people who you know they know exactly what happened,
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: Like they you know, he took your phone because they
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: were filming.
• 53:52
  Speaker 4: They're in the room, they were filming it. Yeah, I
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: was just like, man, he came in pretty fucking hot.
• 53:58
  Speaker 4: I'll tell you something I've never done.
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: I have never ever accidentally picked up my husband's phone
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: and taken it with me anywhere, Like it just doesn't happen.
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: My mom's put her phone in my aunt's purse, and
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: my aunt drove back up to LA with my mom's
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: phone in her purse and then had to like fedexit
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: to my mom the next day.
• 54:19
  Speaker 4: Oh no, what are the women of a certain age?
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: Yes, they are women of a certain age WoT age.
• 54:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so there you go. Yeah yep.
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: So Also, he didn't have like a giant purse with him,
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: so he would literally have two phones in his pockets.
• 54:36
  Speaker 4: It Joey's done. I lost a lot of respect for
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: Joey during that moment when he just was all over
• 54:44
  Speaker 4: the fucking producers Like, damn bitch, move on, like they know,
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: you know, Michael, everybody knows, but you're the only one
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: who's in fucking denial here. Mm hmm, whatever, Joey.
• 54:56
  Speaker 5: As Charlie opened his Amazon parcel, he held his breath.
• 55:00
  Speaker 5: This robot vacuum kept his floors pristine for her price
• 55:03
  Speaker 5: lower than he'd ever imagined.
• 55:06
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• 55:10
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• 55:13
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• 55:17
  Speaker 2: Moving on to our Throuttle Ashley, Jerky Breath, and Julius
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: the Cat.
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: She loved that. I do too, but I don't. I
• 55:29
  Speaker 4: don't usually eat jerky when I'm about to meet a
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: man now that I want.
• 55:33
  Speaker 5: A kid.
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: After Yeah, No, not at all. So and Alexis we
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: have we like, Alexis so do we?
• 55:44
  Speaker 5: Well?
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: I thought I did, because she's self conscious and like
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: she has a job and she's you know, like really
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: needs this to work out for her self esteem. And
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: that made me very sad. So I was rooting for her.
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: But she's now being like willfully ignorant, I think.
• 56:04
  Speaker 4: But oh man, what the heck was that the freaking
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: long guy is here. He didn't get to come yesterday
• 56:18
  Speaker 4: because we had tree tremors, but they couldn't both be
• 56:21
  Speaker 4: back there and he would come right now. Mm okay, Well, sorry, Ingrid,
• 56:28
  Speaker 4: Sorry Ingrid. Sorry, nothing I can do about it.
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: Sorry, say my hair. So my hair just looks horrible
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: and I can't stop fidgeting with it. And you have
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: longed people, so and you look amazing.
• 56:40
  Speaker 4: No. I keep messing with my bangs too, because there's
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: a space right here and it's driving me insane. I
• 56:49
  Speaker 4: faxed it, but it's still gonna shift, it's gonna split.
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: I know it's gonna happen.
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: We're having a day, So Ashley, So is Ashley. Poor
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: Ashley is wandering the halls of the hotel, screaming and
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: sobbing that he lied to her and he has a
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: girlfriend and I need some alcohol. And I couldn't even
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: tell if she was on the phone with her friend,
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: or she's talking to the camera, or I.
• 57:12
  Speaker 4: Think she's talking to the camera or talking to herself.
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: She's like walls of this hotel. Yeah, call you my woes.
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: Here's the thing about Ashley that every day there's something
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: new coming out, Like she really was that girl once
• 57:28
  Speaker 4: upon a time.
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: Like she's been in like music videos she has done. Yeah,
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: she she's a singer, Like I listened to one of
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: her songs the other day. She's a songwriter.
• 57:40
  Speaker 4: She dated this guy. I don't know if you know
• 57:42
  Speaker 4: who the rapper Waka Fullock is, probably not, but they
• 57:46
  Speaker 4: had a show. He and his wife had a show
• 57:49
  Speaker 4: on we TV as well.
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: So he's this big rapper and he's got this little
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: brother who I think is a rapper or was a rapper,
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: but I remember him.
• 57:58
  Speaker 4: The little brother committed suicide. Well, actually was dating the
• 58:03
  Speaker 4: little brother during that time, and she was actually down
• 58:07
  Speaker 4: there to see the little brother when he committed suicide.
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so I think she had just left.
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: I think she had just visited with the boyfriend and
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: she left to like go to a baby shower or
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: something with her family and he committed suicide.
• 58:23
  Speaker 4: It was like I can remember it because it was
• 58:24
  Speaker 4: a really big thing when he did do it, and
• 58:27
  Speaker 4: it was a few years ago, but not like a
• 58:30
  Speaker 4: long time ago. So she dated him. I mean, if
• 58:33
  Speaker 4: you go through some of the pictures that I mean,
• 58:35
  Speaker 4: she really was hot, like she really she really was.
• 58:39
  Speaker 4: But the teeth she had teeth there was during her
• 58:46
  Speaker 4: hot girl days she had more teeth.
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: Oh she lost some of those.
• 58:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: So my friend who watched for the first time, he's like,
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: that's wow, that's she's missing a tooth. I said, you
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: cannot be on this show without a missing tooth. Yeah,
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: it's part of your contract, is it is do you
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: have a loose tooth or a tooth that's missing, We want.
• 59:12
  Speaker 4: You for this season. That's just a good Well.
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: She is like a weird shape shifter, like two faced,
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: Like I can't she always she's a skinwalker. Yeah, yeah,
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: Like so I could see that she looked like maybe
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: a totally different person back then.
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: She looks like a totally different person, but you can
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: tell it's her. Yeah, I still don't understand. I was
• 59:34
  Speaker 3: trying to describe this to her, my friend. I'm like, okay,
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: we are at five episodes in, we've seen ten faces
• 59:41
  Speaker 3: of actually yeah, Like, what do you mean?
• 59:44
  Speaker 4: I'm like, well, just continue to watch. But once upon
• 59:46
  Speaker 4: a time she was that girl she was she was
• 59:49
  Speaker 4: a hotty. Yeah, it was a total hotty.
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, sed, okay, you're gonna have to send me some
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: some proof of I will do.
• 59:57
  Speaker 4: Uh.
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: So Julius goes outside, and so she got the wrong
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: idea because I told her I was in love with her,
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: and somehow she misconstrued that and thought that I was
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: in love with her.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 4: What a minute. So if you tell someone you love
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 4: them and they believe you, yeah, that person's fucked thatcho.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah okay, Julius so and then he said, wasn't he
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 4: the one that said miss construed?
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah? In a second, he goes, he goes, would she
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: I tried to tell her the truth? She didn't take
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: it too well. And then they cut to her looking
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: out the window like Joey like, but also like fatal attraction,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: like staring at yes.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 4: Yes, and had those fatal attraction vibes going on.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So Ashley is crying saying this is the most
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me. This is
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to anyone ever,
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: I think, and saying a lot on the show. You
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: got his name tattooed on your.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 4: Book and next to some kids name. We think it's
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 4: your kid, But you know what, maybe that's just what
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 4: she does with her chest tattoos. She just puts things
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 4: that have nothing to really do with her and says,
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 4: you know, I think I'll get that on my chest.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: You know, it doesn't mean as much what I do. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: that little kid's name.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 4: That's someone else's kids name that she just liked the name.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 4: Put that kid's name on you know what.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: It says Julius because I love an orange Julius at
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: the mall.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 4: So that's what I would say.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: She might as well get a picture of the lunch
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 3: shoes next to the name so she don't look so
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: fucking stupid to society exactly.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: Although we'll never erase from our minds the photo shoot
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: where she was in lingerie on the bed when he
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: stood her up on her birthday.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 4: With the denim cut off jeans.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: Jesus Christ. So this is really embarrassing, Ashley. I'm not
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: even going to sugarcoata and try to make you feel better.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: This is very embarrassing. So he's telling the camera we
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: did have chemistry. She got my name tattooed on her.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: But mind you, I didn't tell her to get my
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: name tattooed on her. I know y'all are gonna misscon Scrooge.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 4: It I ain't never been missed to Scrooge.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: Miss it's like a pageant, miss con like convict Scrooge,
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: like Scrooge McDuck whatever. So yeah, miss con Scrooge.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 4: He didn't, simple Julius just stick to just say she
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 4: got she was confused.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: The prison spelling. Yeah, he did not place.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 4: They they they didn't let him participate.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: Himself.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 4: Yeahtipation ribbon.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: So he says, I'm choosing a Lexus because she supported
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: me through this whole thing. Okay, but you went to
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: see Ashley, and if she hadn't been so extra, you
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: would have had sex with her. So now you're acting
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: all noble like you chose Alexis.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 3: No, you're you're saying you chose Alexis while you're leaving
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 3: a hotel. Who you had to lie to Alexis about
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: where you were going? She thinks you was somewhe with
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: troll number two. Yeah, Tyler, but you're here with this girl,
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 3: and all of a sudden, now it's all coming back
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: to you are a fool?
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 4: Is a fool?
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: At that barbecue, his sister was like crying, saying, Alexis
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: is such a good partner to you and we're such
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: a blessing and did so much for you. And then
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: he goes to see Ashley. But now, oh, you're so
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: you're choosing Alexis. Okay, So, and I don't think that's
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: the only girl. I think that's the only girl that
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: we will hear about on the show. But there's no
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: way that those are the only two now. So meanwhile,
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: Alexis is at home. She calls her friend Diamond and
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: about her. She says, oh, our first night together was amazing,
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: and Diamond says, did he shoot up the club?
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 4: Say? Wanda, did you do?
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 6: What?
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: Did he shoot up the club? Because we are now
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: associating mass mass shootings are fun to play around with
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: the wordplay and so yeah, that as a metaphor for
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: shoes the club. Yeah, sperm going in.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 4: I never heard that ship before in my life, No, never, but.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: I haven't heard of a lot of things. So she says, yeah,
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna let just anybody shoot up the club.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: And he tried to pull out, but I don't know.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: You know, I'm getting soulmate vibes from him, so I
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: think I do. I will let him shoot up the club.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: I don't know what was stupider, the soulmate thing because
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: your soulmate is at a hotel right now, yeah, exactly,
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 3: or the fact that you don't know if he did
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 3: or did not shoot up the club, right. I think
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 3: when someone shoots up the club, you got I know
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: they shot.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 4: Up the club.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: I would think that you knew, but they were they
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: were in there. They were in the shower, So maybe
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: I think.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 4: They did it more than just in the shower. I
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 4: I think that's the first time they did it.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right. Usually they do it a lot of
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: times on this show.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's just you know whether or not your
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 4: dude has done a misdemeanor shoot up the club.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: So she has committed mass murder. So he left a
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: manifesto and he shot of the club. She doesn't know that,
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: but she keeps talking about how she gets like vibes
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: and she has a gift for discerning things and if
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: things are off. She learned it in church, but to
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: know if he shot up the clover or not. But
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: she knows if something is off, and she's feling like
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: something is off now. So he comes back off. She's
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: doing her nursing homework because she does have a lot
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: of prospects and this she's not right exactly. So he says,
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: I was just smoking and chilling with Tyler, which is
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: great if you are on parole, maybe you shouldn't. Yeah,
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: but they he left that prison doing drugs and drinking
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: a lot.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: So then he goes to take a shower in the
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: middle of the day, which should give vibes, and Alexis
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: is like, I'm getting that vibe. My Spidey sense is, hmm,
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: someone's being shady. So the next day she takes him
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: to the parole officer. She's still having suspicions. Meanwhile, actually
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: has not let go. She's texting him that she's going
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: to put him on blast. So, and she would she
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: would she did? Yeah, yeah did she.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 3: Since the show's been on, she's been putting his ass
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 3: on block. They both have been putting each other on blast.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: Oh right. She said he was gay because he didn't
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: want her, and.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 3: That is always the I hated reality TV shows. If
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 3: a god breaks up with the girl, she will always
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 3: say it's because he's gay.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 4: I don't know is that many gay men in the country.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 4: I mean, because every time I wanted to break up,
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 4: it's because he's gay. Like, girl, really, just because he
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 4: don't want to fuck you does not mean he's gay.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 4: Like stop it, like he's with us.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: And he wasn't let into you. Sorry.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: So she Alexis is like, we're gonna go on this
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: board date, board game date.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 4: So we go.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: They go this board game shop where you play games,
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: and there's a lot of games stoops from. I would
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: very much enjoy that. That's my good time.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 4: But there is nothing about Julius from Dreadlock to Toe
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 4: and all the tattoos in between that says, hey, I
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 4: want to spend the whole day with my girl playing
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 4: board games. This doesn't look like he's about these about
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 4: that life.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: No, we're gonna have some camra meal ta and play
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 2: some games. No, he wants to go out and do
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: crazy things, and she's very tame. She goes because nursing
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: school and she plays board games.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 3: Well, she needs to study extra hard with her nursing stuff.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 3: If she doesn't know if a man has shot up
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 3: the club or.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: Not, she hasn't gotten that class's next semester.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 4: A lot of yeah, you're that semester because there's signs
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 4: that one has shot up the club.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: Come on, No, they do this board game there. She
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: wants to play. No, and he's like, no, they have
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: in jail. We're gonna play Connect four. So they are
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: playing the most boring, quietest game of Connect four in
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: total silence.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 4: Yea talking, you're changing your No. None, you give me
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 4: a glass of mescato and fucking cannet for it is
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 4: a night full of ship talking and competition. No.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: They're literally just staring at each other. And she says, okay,
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: you can tell me. Is there any other girls that
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: you're talking to. You can be honest with me, which
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: is the trap, is the biggest trap. Yeah, And he says, okay,
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: if you want me to be honest, there is someone
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: else and because Ashley was gonna put him on blast.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: I think that's the only reason he and so she
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: gets very upset and goes to the car and starts
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 2: crying because she didn't really want him, to be honest,
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: she just said that, Yeah. So Brooklyn and Brian, who
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: I am the least invested in, like just don't know
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: their names. She's the cheer coach. She got mad about
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: the picture on the iPad or whatever.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 4: The big booty bitch, big booty ho.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: So he's been an the halfway house for three weeks.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: He's getting an ankle monitor connected and he is going
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: to parole to her health.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 5: As Emily opened her Amazon parcel, the world went silent.
• 1:10:12
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• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: So she has not seen him in all this time
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: because he's still technically an inmate. So she goes to
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: pick him up. He has all of his belongings in
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: a trash bag and it was a big like heft.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 4: We love a trash bag.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 2: Yes, and they kiss and he says she looks amazing,
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: and you know, he thinks she's so sexy and like
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: he has been locked up for six years though, so.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 4: Because if a woman pissed me up from uh where
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 4: was he the half half house in a fucking potato
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 4: sack like what she had on.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: I'm like, i just feel like I'm all for body positivity.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: I'm very substragious about my body. I am sil I try,
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: you know, I wish I was as confident as some
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: of these women in the skin type things that they
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: choose to wear on TV, like that one girl with
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 2: the crazy like pink hair who drove the who was
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: a truck driver last season, Hope you wore the most
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: unflattering outfits I've ever seen.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 4: Well because they didn't fit.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: They didn't fit.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 4: They didn't fit, you know what I mean.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 3: Like everyone knows my past with my weight, even at
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 3: three point fifty, I'm like, Okay, I'm.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 4: In this, but my ass don't need to be in this, right.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: Why she wore that beige beige colored.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 3: But yes, body suit, no spanks. Look, this just does
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 3: not look good on look good on anybody. And it's
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 3: like fucking It is a Christmas onesie for a baby
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 3: that you basically are putting on, and it's like you
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 3: went to go pick up your man with a full
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 3: film crew and this is the only thing in your closet.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 3: You were like, I'm gonna wear this. Now, she did
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 3: well with the little this, but that's where it stopped. No,
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: I hope that I hate that color on anybody.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: It's like you're wearing nylons, like you pulled on like
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: some pantyhose over your whole body.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and that's what it looks like. It's just like.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 3: There was no one in her like I just have
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 3: never been out shopping and saw but bodysuits that I
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 3: bet that shit looks good on me.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 4: I guess this is like move to the next section.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 4: And it was unflattering on her.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: No, it wasn't. It was fluttering. And I don't think
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: you have to wear shape, you don't have to be uncomfortable,
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: but you could wear something that looks cute.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 3: Like that did her no justice anywhere, however, Producer James
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 3: and my friend both said, but she's got some big
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 3: ass cities.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 4: We motor boat that I don't know.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: Okay, Well that's a positive.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 4: But they both were like, why does she wear that?
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 4: I'm like, God only knows.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: I don't, but I admire her confidence.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 4: She is confident in a motherfucker.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: I would like to see it, like in a different direction.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 2: Just take that confidence and like she work it into
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: a positive way.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and not a flesh tone bodysuit.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: Not a flesh tone bodysuit is really thee we have
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: with it. So she we learned that they met in
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: high school in chemistry or a forensics class. I didn't
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: know they had forensics in high school. But that's I'm
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: very jealous. That's fun.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 4: Well, I think, how old are you?
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 2: I'm old forty, we're the same age, forty five.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 4: Okay, so I think they are in their wood thirty.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so they maybe. I think that's a newer thing.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 4: I think it's a newer thing because they didn't they
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 4: didn't have that shit when I was in high school.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Uh so one day she knew she wanted him.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 2: One day she stopped her car in traffic and he
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: was walking and she made him get in the car.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: And he's like, she knew what she wanted and she
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: went for it. And I thought or she kidnapped you.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 3: I thought I thought there was the least they did
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 3: something in the car, But we find out that they've
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 3: never had sex.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: No like girls her with candy like a like full on,
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: like come here, little kid, got puppies and candy in
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: the cart shop. And so then they but they do,
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 2: I will say, have a good sense of humor. They
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: seem to be teasing each other a lot. I do, yeah,
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: laughing it was. It was very cute. And then they
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 2: start like licking each other's hands to show each other
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 2: what they're gonna do later. And I had to look away.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 2: I got so uncomfortable.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 4: I just too much, No, like the human hand touches
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 4: too many things, yeah for me to find them to
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 4: be sexual. And he just wasn't a half a mouse.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 2: He has not showered since he's been in the halfway
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: house with all those other dudes.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then we saw her doing her hair, and
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 3: I'm sure there was lots of pulling out. She has
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 3: to touch lots of things to get that damn onesie
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 3: on her body.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 2: Like she had a powder and like put like body
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 2: deodor and on, because you can get really sweaty in something.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's just a list of shit list so many
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: things for her that we can talk about that all day.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 2: So they're licking each other's hands and we learned that
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 2: they've kissed before, but they never had sex, and she
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 2: has very high hopes, but he hasn't had sex and
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 2: six years, so you might want to lower the hopes
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: like a tiny bit.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna be like, go take a shower, get all
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 3: that poison out so we can have a longer time
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 3: when we do.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 2: Do the dow. He is so ready to burst metaphorically
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 2: that he looks down and she says, you need to
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: fix that, and he pulls his shirt over his pp
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 2: area because that was so funny. Yeah, so that's how
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 2: ready to go he is.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 4: Look In that hand got him already. I mean that
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 4: look in her hand is what really did it for us.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 4: Is really so they want to love my own hand
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 4: and looking cake like cake icing off of it. That's
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 4: the only time I get really excited about hands and
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 4: fingers like yachino dust us. Yes.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 2: So they go to her house, which seems very nice
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: and stop no, no, no, it seemed like a nice
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 2: neighborhood and like it was.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 4: I'll give it that, but on the inside.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 3: No, while we having level three. It was dirty, horribly dirty.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 3: The cabinets were dirty. They looked like they had like
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 3: spiderwebs on them. The top of the refrigerator was dirty.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 3: That fucking white.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 4: Door that looked like a child had just kicked all
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 4: over it, up and down with dirty shoes.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 4: I her bedroom, her closet, her closet, and looked like
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 4: she had stuffed so much in her closet that it
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 4: broke the door open.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 3: There was hangars that were like on top of hangars
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 3: with clothes. She had a plastic thing I keep spitting.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 3: I don't know why I'm so excited, this plastic fucking
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 3: thing next to her bed that had every drug store
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 3: cold and flu medicine on it, her bed headboard.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 4: All right, is that Ralphie? Ralph we look before the
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 4: show started, we were introducing our dogs. Yeah, and Ralph
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 4: was like, this is my moment here.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 3: That I'm gonna get me a dog show because I'm
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 3: gonna bust in on y'all's podcast.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 2: Not now, but now you've ruined it, Ralphie. Sorry, ingral So,
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 2: I totally missed all of this. I need to go back. Clearly,
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 2: I was looking down and typing my notes, and I
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 2: missed how gross her house is. I'm embarrassed.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 4: Well, it is borderline disgusting.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm you know.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 4: You were gonna be on TV. I'm like Ane does Hoarders,
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 4: t OC does Hoarders. We TV does. Not doing you
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 4: on the wrong network, bitch, because she needs someone to
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 4: come in there and help her immediately.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well in her fashion sense, So I shouldn't be
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 2: surprised that.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 3: House makeover, clothes makeover, wig makeover because her wig is
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 3: not that.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 2: Great.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 4: It ain't the worst, but I need a little help.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 4: But yeah, she she is a case file.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 2: Okay, so I am, I'm gonna go back and look
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 2: at the I want to see the dirty door, especially
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 2: so they Oh, so right away they're talking babies. This
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 2: was a surprise.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 4: Here we go again.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 2: So she literally gives him some tea that she got
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 2: that will make her it does something. He says, it
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 2: does something with her eggs. I don't know, Yah.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 4: Said he shouldn't be drinking it like that. Fertility tea
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 4: is for the woman to drink. I didn't understand for
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 4: the woman.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 2: But he's drinking it and it's apparently gross, but he
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 2: drinks it because they're trying to have a baby right away.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 4: Okay, you need a baby right away.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 2: It's the last thing clean.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 3: The chicks are acting like they're fifty one years old
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 3: and like their biological clock is just like banging at
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 3: the door.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 4: These women aren't like in their late twenties early thirties.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 2: Even if you have to wait, even like just wait
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 2: a year, just one year, to make sure he's not
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 2: going back to prison. That's all, yep, all, and that's all.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 2: You get a job, don't go back to prison. If
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 2: you can do those in one year, we'll have a baby.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 4: Like we can talk about having a baby.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, then a year won't do that much to your aches.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 2: It's fine. So she the next morning, she says, we
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 2: had such a great night. I was amazing. Again she
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 2: has the confidence. She says, there's more, there's more greatness
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 2: to come. And she tells the producers that they had
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 2: sex about five times.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 3: And then I'm too tired, Like I'll give you two
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 3: maybe three.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 2: Did he shave the club every time?
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 4: I think she demanded. I think she wanted him lock
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 4: and loaded to shoot up the clothes. Okay, yah, yeah, but.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 2: Tired, like I know, geez, So that expression, by the
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: way that it makes me, I hate shoot up the club.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 2: I'm never going to use it again.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 4: That is so never used that in real life. So wrong, Like, yes,
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 4: people like us will never use that in real life.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 4: Only we're talking about this goddamn.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 2: Show exactly like I knew, I hate it. So I
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 2: hope people don't aren't listening and going they think mass
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 2: murder is funny. No no, no, no, no, no, we
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 2: are not, don't we don't.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 4: We are laughing at these idiots. Yeah, who compare the two?
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 4: Uh huh, just like it is humorous to us that
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 4: their level of stupidity. No, shooting up is not okay.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 2: Not okay. So they're basking in the afterglow of five
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 2: times and she decides to bring up the picture on
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 2: the tablet again and she pulls out the piece of
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 2: paper and she's like, she doesn't even look like me,
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 2: you know, do you like this girl? And the producer says,
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 2: do you think this woman is hot? And he says, well,
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 2: she's not Brooklyn, but she's okay, she's a nice woman.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 4: That's a smart man right there.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: Yep, she's no Brooklyn in her flesh colored bodysuit.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 3: But you know, a love me a woman in a
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 3: flesh colored bodysuit. Dad really gets me going right there.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 2: So she's she's like, you, you can't do this ever again.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 2: So he destroys the photo, crumples it up, and she's
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 2: happy and they're laughing. But he says, you know, I
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 2: think she's going to keep bringing this up. I think
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 2: it's going to be like weeks months down the line,
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 2: she's gonna be talking about this. I'm never putting a
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 2: piece of paper on the back of anything ever again.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 4: I think that you should not do that either, Ryan.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 3: I think that is but I also think that that
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 3: is also a sign of how controlling she's going to
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 3: be in regards to him and anything having to do
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 3: with women.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 2: Mm hmmm. Because we still think it was just like
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 2: an Instagram person that he.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 4: That's what I think. I do not think that this
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 4: was a person he knew in real life. I just
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 4: that's just my opinion. I could be completely wrong. I
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 4: often am, But I.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 3: Don't think it was someone who actually sent him a
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 3: picture because the present you can actually send the actual
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 3: print out instead of on a piece of paper.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 4: I think it was some random big booty bitch I
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 4: really yeah. I don't think he knows.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 5: As Emily opened her Amazon parcel, the world went silent.
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• 1:24:03
  Speaker 2: So, but she's still mad. So they're having a birth
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 2: a party for her welcome home party for him, and
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 2: all the family and friends are going to be there,
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 2: and he's going to meet her eight year old daughter,
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 2: Alani Ailannilanie Alanie. It's spelled A, I L A and
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 2: I so okay, Sonnie. She says they already talk every
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 2: day and they're very close. And when the little girl
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 2: is dropped off, she screams bestie and she runs over
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 2: to him and he picks her up, and he says,
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 2: I love her. She is the smartest little girl. She's
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 2: so great. She came up with the nickname Bestie, and
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 2: we call each other Bestie. It's really really cute.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 4: That was really really cute.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 2: However, I got really really nervous for that.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 4: So this was really cute. This it's just cute. What
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 4: I did not think was really cute. Was the bedroom scene.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 4: There's though I feel about that.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 2: I felt fine about it. What did it make you uncomfortable?
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 4: There was a level of discomfort because part of me thought,
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 4: this is really nice.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 3: He's doing really sweet to her. She seems to really
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 3: like him. It was just still that level of discomfort
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 3: of this man who doesn't know my child just got
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 3: out of prison. Okay, in my daughter's bed.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 2: The bedroom door was open, and it was the mom
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 2: is like watching from the hallway. Yeah, although I mean
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 2: we've seen many times they are like, this is my child.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 2: You're gonna babysit them while I go to work, you know,
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 2: and that you don't know these people they could you
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 2: know that.
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  Speaker 4: It's I saw the sweetness in it. I share a
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 4: noid part of my brain.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 2: And it's good to be careful about stuff like that.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 4: That's it.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And we're very watch it from watching these shows.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 2: But I tried to bask in the sweetness of it.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 2: As she's showing the pictures, she has pictures on the wall,
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 2: and he says, who's that and she goes, that's my dad,
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 2: But I want your picture up there too.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 4: It's very sweets but here we go again, here's another
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 4: child who's getting very super close to a prisoner.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 2: Uh huh, you don't know how loyal they're going to be.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 2: They might go right back to dor.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yes, it's encouraging messed up.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, So she says, I hope my mom and
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 2: bestie stay together forever. And then she asked him how
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 2: prison was. You can tell she's very smart, and she's like,
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 2: I was prison and he says, well, I was there
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 2: because I made a bad mistake and it's a bad place.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 2: And she says what was the mistake And he says,
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 2: I was being mean to people and I was doing
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 2: stuff I shouldn't do. And she's like like what and
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 2: he's like, like stuff, and she's like what did you do?
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 2: And she says I robbed people and she's like what
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 2: did you take? A TV like her like, and he's like,
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 2: you know, I don't think we should talk about well
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 2: maybe later we'll talk about this. And another time, which
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 2: was good. I'm glad he stopped and he's like he's
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 2: seemed really good with her. He did, and then they
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 2: pinky promise that, you know, they'll talk about it maybe
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 2: when she's older or something.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 4: She's like I'm trying to write a script for a show.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 4: I mean, offis I need? Why do you think you're
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 4: here right now? Do you think I invited you here
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 4: for ships and giggles?
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 4: Working on a new mur a lot in order that
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 4: I'm working on. Yeah, Like you're not this is not friendly?
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 4: Like do you have a purpose for talking to you? Felon? Yeah?
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 2: So so he I She's so cute though, and I'm like,
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 2: very nervous, He's going to mess this up? And and
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 2: then Brooklyn tells us I love their relationship. Our next
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 2: big hurdle is my overprotective dad, so that will be
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 2: on our next episode.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 4: I cannot wait to meet dad, and hopefully she doesn't
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 4: wear another flush toned body suit in front of her dad.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 2: I don't like who she doesn't that really I don't like.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 4: So.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 2: Our last couple is Bradley with Noe and Savannah and
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 2: Caddie and Alyssa the sisters. So they leave his welcome
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 2: home party. No one got stabbed, that's good, Yeah, but
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 2: sister Caddy told him Savannah's going to bring you down,
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 2: and I was like, he just got out of prison.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 2: How much farther can you go? Why is he the
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 2: catch here.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 4: They kill me with this shit. I'm like, do you
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 4: you just said that about someone who is two days
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 4: fresh out of prison for not some really great things. Hey,
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 4: you're worried about Savannah being the bad influence on him?
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's all these sisters. The sisters and the moms
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 2: are always like, she's here left for my baby. Al
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 2: that's my brother who just got out of prison for
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 2: the tenth time. Yeah, you can't, so, Savannah says, you know,
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 2: it always seems like a competition with your sisters, like
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 2: either I'm supporting you or they're supporting you. Why can't
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 2: we all support you? And I feel like it's sad
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 2: that you have less support from them because of me.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 4: What if?
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 2: What did I do that's so wrong? I put money
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 2: on your books and like took care of you, and
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 2: you know, And he says, I'm tired of all the
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 2: delegating and the politicking. I feel like I'm in the
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 2: middle of a gang war.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 4: Wow, is that bad? Bradley that bad? And he that bad?
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 2: That stress he just got out of prison. And he says,
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 2: I have heard my.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 3: Gang word documentaries and yeah, it just seem a little
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 3: bit rougher than what you're going through.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 4: But that was just through my eyes.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he said, it doesn't matter if she likes you.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 2: He doesn't want to go. I don't want any trauma.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 2: I don't want any drama. I don't want any wow
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 2: Lama from my mama Lama.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and no baby mama snow back. Yeah, none of that.
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 2: She's getting all amped up and it's dressing him out.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 2: She's like, lower your voice. Can we please stop talking
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 2: about this? I don't care either way, Like, if you
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 2: get along with her, if you don't get along, just
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 2: leave me out of it. I don't want the drama.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 2: So the next day he sits outside of her huge
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 2: mansion and he's like her. His sister Alyssa calls and says,
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 2: Savannah got you that dentist appointment a month out, but
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 2: that's too far. So I called and I got you
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 2: one for tomorrow. And so then Savannah comes out and
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 2: she hears about this, and she's like, did you ask
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 2: Alica to get you a dentist appointment earlier? Who's going
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 2: to take you to this dentist appointment? Is she going
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 2: to take you in her no car? Do you know
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 2: how far away this dentist is it's forty five minutes.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 2: Do you expect me to take you? Like, she's so
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 2: jealous that this sister got a better appointment for him.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 4: They're all jealous. Yes, there are relationships with this guy.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah and his manbund. I don't get it at all,
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 4: but yeah, she totally went jealous. She went from jealous
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 4: to nasty exactly.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, with her no car. So she's like, he just
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 2: expects us to do all this stuff for him to
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 2: drop everything, and he's like, I have not had dental
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 2: work for three years, so I'm sorry, but I need
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 2: to go. It seems to me that you're getting annoyed
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 2: because people didn't run their plans for me by you,
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 2: and you're confusing support and control and like you need
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 2: to calm down. And so they start fighting and she's like,
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 2: I feel like I'm talking to Caddie again, and he's like,
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 2: don't bring up my sister, Like why, yeah, this was
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 2: your I thought you were fighting with Alyssa in this
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 2: conversation now yeah.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 2: So they're arguing and he's like, I'm trying to build
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 2: a household with you and not be separated from my
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 2: family household, and she says that's not me doing that,
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 2: that's him. And then he's like, you started this whole
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 2: thing because you wanted boundaries with Alyssa and her crazy
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 2: the eyebrows, and you should have just said nothing. And
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 2: she says, you and your family say nothing, and then
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 2: the resentments build up, and that's why your family is
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 2: so fucked and no one likes each other and you
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 2: don't even know why you hate each other, and that's
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 2: not how we do things here. And so she he
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 2: takes the car and he drives off, and she calls
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 2: his sister Alissa and says, he took my car and says,
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 2: I'm so controlling. And you know it's not even my car,
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 2: it's my mom's car. It's in my mom's name, and
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 2: like he should be taking someone's car. My mom called
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 2: the shops on me three times when I was doing drugs,
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 2: so maybe like he.
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 4: Shouldn't, and maybe my mom will call the cops on him.
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 2: Basically, that's what she's saying.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 4: And I mean, but he did that shit so smooth.
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 3: I mean, he just walked in the house, grabbed the keys,
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 3: did their word, walked right past her.
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 4: I just drove the fuck off. Yeah, I'm like, I mean,
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 4: it was so smooth. I really thought of a syce.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 4: Stop for a second. That's how stolen vehicle was.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 2: He in jail for stealing cars because he did it?
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 4: Really who I just said it? I mean, I mean
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 4: when he said no drama, he really met no drama.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 4: And he's like, even when I'm committing a crime, I
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 4: get a violent and I was, yeah, it was kind
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 4: of impressive.
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 2: It was so Savannah is controlling how Alissa should call
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 2: the brother. She's like, you should call your brother and
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 2: say I'm your big sister and you should listen to me,
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 2: and you should not steal someone's car because you could
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 2: wind up in prison again, like fully trying to control,
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 2: to give Alyssa words to say. So, Bradley is driving
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 2: and then Alyssa calls him and says, you know, she's
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 2: you know, she's very upset, and you know, he says, well,
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 2: she's so controlling. She was looking over my Instagram and
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 2: micromanaging who I should block and what I should post,
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 2: and it's a lot. And then the sister's like, well,
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 2: she's freaking out about the car and she keeps saying
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 2: stolen car, and so I kind of think you should
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 2: go back to the house. Because it's possible she's crazy
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 2: enough to call the cops on you, essentially, and she
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 2: might be might be Yeah, and we don't know next week.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 2: So that's all we That was got a long episode.
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 2: It was an hour a long episode. Yeah, and then
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 2: the only preview I saw was Alexis asking Julian if
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 2: he slept with the other girl and he said no,
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 2: and then she says she's going to forgive him yeah,
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 2: but she wants.
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 4: To show anyone else. Yeah, well you should have been
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 4: doing that. You should have put a track on his
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 4: film before you even gave him the damn phone.
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 2: I'm like, y'all are so dumb, like prison one oh one?
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, put something giving them and paying for it
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 2: and paying for it, put it on Yeah I'll know. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 4: I'm like you silly little rabbits.
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 2: Like advice show because I feel like these people need
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 2: our advice, their fashion sense, everything, eyebrows, tea, yes, all
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 2: of it, but your yes likee choices.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 4: We will get them straight on track.
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 7: Mm hmmm.
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 2: Yes, well, Keisha, I love talking to you. It was
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 2: so much talking to you. What can we do to
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 2: make sure Mary Page just doesn't come back to the
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 2: podcast and it's just us. Oh, get her sent to
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 2: prisons and health.
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 4: That's it right there.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 2: Frame her for yes. And by the way, I'm only
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 2: saying all this because she said, I'm gonna listen and
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 2: you better not say anything bad about me. That's the
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 2: only reason I'm she did.
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 4: She did. And remember there there was that one time
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 4: we did a show. We kept talking about taking over
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 4: and someone like loved a comment. This is very paid.
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 4: You need to watch out because Kimberly and Keisha are
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 4: trying to take your show. Like I clocked it. I
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 4: noticed it. I didn't know if you noticed. And I'm like,
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 4: where did I? Oh do you not get our sense
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 4: of humor at all?
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 2: Why are you listening? Yeah?
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 4: Like are you new here? We were really hearing about it.
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, Like if we were scheming, we would not
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 4: put it on the the show. Uh huh.
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 2: We stop record.
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 4: They love their Merry Pain. I'm like, they're very protective, protective.
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 2: Yes, I don't worry, guys, we're not planning a coup.
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 2: We will stop recording and then plan the coup because.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 4: Yes, we're not going to do it plans.
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 2: But we love you Mary Pain and we miss you.
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 4: We get back.
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and Keisha anytime you want to talk about Mama June.
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 2: You know, I'm ready.
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 4: I know we're doing it. You know we're doing it.
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 4: It's tradition.
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 6: Now.
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you everybody, and uh Mary Pain will be
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 2: back next week and we'll see you later. And I'll
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 2: keep watching this dumpster fire by myself. Oh yeah, I'm
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 2: good bye everybody.
• 1:37:04
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• 1:37:25
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• 1:37:33
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