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Whackhead Prank: TV license drama · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: Stop, stop what you're doing. Here is another world famous.
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  Speaker 2: Crank car from Darren Wackhead, something exclusive to KFM Mornings.
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  Speaker 3: All right, we dive into the ar cope on Thursdays. Now,
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  Speaker 3: TV license is a hot topic, right we We're giving
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  Speaker 3: away one hundred inch TV tomorrow on the show one
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  Speaker 3: hundred inches of Pure Joy.
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  Speaker 1: Right, what a TV.
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  Speaker 3: It's two point three meters by one three meters.
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  Speaker 1: At the timing could not have been better.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's why McDonald's giving it away in time for
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  Speaker 3: the World Cup. Okay, So then the questions arose like, okay,
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  Speaker 3: well do I have to have a TV license to
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  Speaker 3: accept the TV?
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  Speaker 1: Such a South African question, did shake?
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  Speaker 3: Guys?
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  Speaker 1: Can I circumvent the rules? Well, you know, when I was.
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  Speaker 3: The last time I bought a TV, I was shopping
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  Speaker 3: at a certain place that sells TVs.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I want this one, and the guy said, okay, so
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  Speaker 3: you can just have your RD for the TV license.
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  Speaker 3: Of course, I was like, I said, look, bro, you
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  Speaker 3: want to make a sale here, I'm not paying No,
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  Speaker 3: I'm not paying the TV license. He said, roll than unfortunately,
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  Speaker 3: so I cannot.
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  Speaker 1: Sell it to the rules.
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  Speaker 3: I said to the guy. I said, bro, like, listen, listen.
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  Speaker 3: Have you paid your TV license? You are so South Africa?
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  Speaker 3: He said yes. I said, can I use your D number?
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  Speaker 3: He says no, I'm not allowed to do that anymore.
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  Speaker 3: ID come on, man, one last dance?
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  Speaker 1: He says no. He wanted to be his wife son.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, he helped a few people, absolutely as
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  Speaker 1: many as he could.
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  Speaker 3: To make a sale, and I was devastated because he wouldn't.
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  Speaker 3: Then my question was, let me phone my father in law, Pops.
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  Speaker 1: Are you up to date?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 1: Oh? Do do you have to have a driver's license
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  Speaker 1: to buy a car? Yes? To buy a car? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Really yes, I bought one in January and there were
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  Speaker 1: like driver's license, ma'am? Was that not for the registration? Though?
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  Speaker 1: I think that's for the registration.
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  Speaker 3: I don't have to have a driver's license to it to.
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  Speaker 1: Buy a car, because I'm sure they can't allow you
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  Speaker 1: to drive. I can buy a car and I'm not
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  Speaker 1: even going to drive. Insurance purpose that insurance.
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  Speaker 2: Also, this is a legitimate place you there with your
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  Speaker 2: car dealerships.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on there. Yeah, no, I
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  Speaker 1: don't think. I don't think that's true. I think that's
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  Speaker 1: just for for registration.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: Man, sure you can't buy your car without a license.
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  Speaker 1: Why not? It doesn't mean you're driving the car. What if?
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  Speaker 1: What if?
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  Speaker 3: What if I'm if I have a chauffeur and i
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  Speaker 3: don't actually want to drive, but I've got the money
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  Speaker 3: to buy the copy?
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  Speaker 1: Is it's up to the dealership. We'll check that. But
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  Speaker 1: I don't think that is the case.
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  Speaker 3: Because you know, unpaid TV license, you see the story
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  Speaker 3: come all the time, all the time. Are they going
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  Speaker 3: to finally do away with it? No, they're still trying
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  Speaker 3: to trying to get this going. Seventy three percent of
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  Speaker 3: unpaid TV licenses in South Africa. Seventy three percent of
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  Speaker 3: unpaid TV licenses in South Africa.
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  Speaker 1: Do you want me to say that again? What percentage?
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  Speaker 1: Did I say?
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  Speaker 3: Seventy three percent of unpaid SABC TV licenses are owed
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  Speaker 3: by government entities and officials themselves.
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  Speaker 1: What an interesting fact. Even the system doesn't believe in
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  Speaker 1: the system exactly right, show us how system?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, totally thirty five million.
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  Speaker 1: Around.
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  Speaker 3: Well, it's seventy five percent of seven hundred and fifty
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  Speaker 3: million rands in unpaid TV license. So this is the
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  Speaker 3: thing that just keeps going around. That's what happened with
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  Speaker 3: this guy. So for four years, he's been getting a
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  Speaker 3: call from the attorneys. In particular, he's been getting a
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  Speaker 3: call from Dumasani Dumisani four years paid TV license, paid
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  Speaker 3: TV lize. Now this was the problem that this this
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  Speaker 3: TV license is not even for this man. This TV
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  Speaker 3: license was for this man's father, and they're coming for him.
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  Speaker 3: But they got like the same name.
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  Speaker 1: You know. Okay, I get at that as well. Really
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  Speaker 1: after my dad passed, Yeah, but he's not yet. He's dead. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the man's dead. Did they bother you for Brad three years? No? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because it gets passed on, you know, gets passed around. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: so let's deal with it.
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  Speaker 2: This.
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  Speaker 1: I could literally do one of these a day. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: This is in my inbox every day. So and so
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  Speaker 3: is getting called unpaid TV license.
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  Speaker 1: Here we go.
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  Speaker 2: I'm very well working some scenario. You do.
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  Speaker 1: I am fan. Okay, I'm going to put you on hold, so.
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  Speaker 3: Already, husband, Hello sir to Masani, I'm punning from S
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  Speaker 3: A b C TV licensing regarding the Christian Hello, where
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  Speaker 3: where's the money?
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  Speaker 2: You're never going to get the money.
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  Speaker 1: Why is that because the man is dead. But now
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  Speaker 1: where's the TV?
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  Speaker 2: What's I going to do with the TV? The man
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  Speaker 2: is for four years, You've been sitting a goal for
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  Speaker 2: you for four years.
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  Speaker 1: We must collect that TV.
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  Speaker 2: You can't codict.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't belong to you.
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  Speaker 2: The money man, come tell me, you must come collected.
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  Speaker 2: TV doesn't belong to you.
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  Speaker 1: The TV is still working. The TV.
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  Speaker 2: I don't need a TV.
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  Speaker 1: No one's paying that TV lessons.
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  Speaker 2: But because no one's gonna played to.
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  Speaker 1: The main thing.
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  Speaker 3: But that TV is still working, so somebody is watching
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  Speaker 3: that TV for free.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's not my problem.
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  Speaker 2: Because first of all, I wasn't the owner.
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  Speaker 1: Of the TV. But what was that relation?
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  Speaker 2: He was my father?
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  Speaker 1: Well, you're the next in the family tree life doesn't.
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  Speaker 2: Are you trying to tell me that I'm the owner
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  Speaker 2: of the TV.
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  Speaker 3: I'm being suspicious now, yes, you can take your suspicion
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  Speaker 3: and show it up your head because it does not
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  Speaker 3: belong to me.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not Christian, I'm tread.
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  Speaker 3: Are you trying to get to pay the pension fees
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  Speaker 3: for the normal TV lessons?
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  Speaker 2: I'm big your pardon. Let me tell you a story,
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  Speaker 2: my friend, I've got my own TV license you want
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  Speaker 2: to come trick it, come to my house. I've got
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  Speaker 2: my own skim TV license. Now you are getting on
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  Speaker 2: don't you tell me?
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  Speaker 3: You say I'm getting on your What I said, you're
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  Speaker 3: getting all my nerves.
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  Speaker 1: I thought you said something else?
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  Speaker 2: Did you think I said?
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  Speaker 1: I thought you said that the ticks? Now I didn't
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  Speaker 1: swear you.
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  Speaker 2: You can do your fighterwork.
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  Speaker 1: We need to find that TV and redistribute. You're gonna
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  Speaker 1: you got to.
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  Speaker 2: It's not gonna be long.
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  Speaker 1: That's now property of the government because I'm beautiful. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry about the swearing.
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  Speaker 2: He doesn't have. Are you gonna pay it back? Now?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to.
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  Speaker 2: I'm suspiciously. You can take a suspicious.
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  Speaker 1: I get it.
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  Speaker 2: Good bye people. Oh my gosh, that's brilliant. That is brilliant.
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  Speaker 1: Mister. Have you calmed down? Now?
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  Speaker 2: What my license? To? Get off my back?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not on your back.
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  Speaker 2: Let me tell you a little story.
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  Speaker 1: I don't. It's not bed time said time with my back.
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  Speaker 2: You come to my g and I will show you.
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  Speaker 2: You must come to the gate if you want to,
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  Speaker 2: you must come to my count.
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  Speaker 3: I want you to speak to my supervisor.
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  Speaker 2: Are you doing.
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  Speaker 1: She's great, she's fantastic.
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  Speaker 3: Do you do you want anybody prey bring that energy? Well,
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  Speaker 3: the chaos merchant is ready to help. Okay, Derenis at
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  Speaker 3: California Girls here on k f M Mornings. My inbox
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  Speaker 3: is now full with wives wanting to set up their husbands,
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  Speaker 3: which is fantastic.
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  Speaker 1: I love it. Watch the space made that energy never die.
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  Speaker 1: It was such a great ad because she loved that preg.
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  Speaker 3: That she just rejoiced your messages here on the WhatsApp telephone.
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  Speaker 1: Darren, you should be a comedian like OLP.
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  Speaker 2: What a beautiful and infectious laugh is that?
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  Speaker 1: I had such a giggle. Now you made my day.
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  Speaker 1: That is from the gut.
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  Speaker 2: At some point, she says Darren Wackett, and then she
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  Speaker 2: just laughs.
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  Speaker 1: That's the chant. I'm laughing. I'm enjoying this.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, pop me an email. Drenis at KPM dot co
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  Speaker 3: dot z A. Doesn't have to be about a TV
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  Speaker 3: license please, got enough of those already