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Hour 4 - A Moving Target · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: It's pit stop time here in our number four, hour
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  Speaker 1: four as your heart flutters on the Ben Malor Show,
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  Speaker 2: But this hour number four.
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  Speaker 1: The Cowboys have redrawn the blueprint now to include getting
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  Speaker 1: Texas quarterback Arch Manning. Believe it or not, that's the
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  Speaker 1: new conspiracy. Also, what did you take away from Jerry
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  Speaker 1: Jones admitting and he was embellishing his interest in keeping
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  Speaker 1: Micah Parsons. Talk about that and what has happened to
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  Speaker 1: the Dallas professional sports scene that was once high for
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  Speaker 1: louton here in twenty twenty five.
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  Speaker 2: Not good, not good. We'll get to all that and
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  Speaker 2: more right now here it is. Have a great weekend.
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  Speaker 2: Our number four a moving target.
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  Speaker 2: We've been talking about it. Play the hits. Mom.
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  Speaker 1: Man, we don't like doing this when there's this one story,
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  Speaker 1: but this is such a massive deal in our little
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  Speaker 1: world that it's a warrance conversation and there's a lot
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  Speaker 1: of different angles to it.
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  Speaker 2: But we now go to the illuminati of football.
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  Speaker 1: The fallout continues from the Parsons trade Micah Parsons, the
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  Speaker 1: trade heard around the football world here. Parsons supposedly a
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  Speaker 1: generational once in a lifetime pass rusher who goes to
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  Speaker 1: the Green Bay Packers. Yes, the Packers, who never do
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  Speaker 1: this kind of thing, just did this kind of thing.
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  Speaker 1: And two first round draft picks and defensive tackle Kenny
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  Speaker 1: Clark go outbound to Dallas.
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  Speaker 2: So now what now?
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 1: Now? What do the Cowboys do? And do they do?
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  Speaker 1: They have something up their sleeve?
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  Speaker 2: Here? You hear the chatter, you hear the noise. Maybe not.
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  Speaker 1: So.
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  Speaker 2: Franchise legend Dez Bryant.
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  Speaker 1: Is already out there like the prophet in the desert
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  Speaker 1: des Bryant, and he's putting on social media that Arch Manning,
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  Speaker 1: who will play on the big Fox game of the
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  Speaker 1: weekend there Ohio State and Texas tomorrow, the game everyone's
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  Speaker 1: yapping about in college football. But Arch Manning will have
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  Speaker 1: a star on his helmet. Nobody can tell.
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  Speaker 2: Me different, does Bryant said?
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  Speaker 1: Now, does that mean he's going to have like a
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  Speaker 1: star sticker that someone's gonna put on, They're gonna buy
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  Speaker 1: at a store somewhere, a craft store and put that
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  Speaker 1: on his helmet or does he mean he must mean
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  Speaker 1: the Cowboy star?
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  Speaker 2: Now he's not alone. He's not alone.
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  Speaker 1: That is not just random speculation that is apparently the
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  Speaker 1: gospel in Cowboy country. So let us discuss the Cowboys
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  Speaker 1: have redrawn.
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  Speaker 2: That's what they do in politics. They've redrawn the map.
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  Speaker 1: They've turned the blueprint upside down, and they now put
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  Speaker 1: a target on Texas quarterback Arch Manning.
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  Speaker 2: Believe it or not? Do you believe it or not?
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  Speaker 2: So I have Reptilian trench coat and.
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  Speaker 1: Tapwater, and let's go to the deli counter and we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna order a pound of the Gobba ghoul.
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna get a pound of the Gobba goul.
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  Speaker 1: Is what we're gonna get. So to lead off on
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  Speaker 1: this one, I am a true believer.
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  Speaker 2: I believe it or not. I believe it.
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  Speaker 1: Went down to the haberdasherie and I got fitted for
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  Speaker 1: a size eight fitted tinfoil cap. Now even a seven
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  Speaker 1: year old child can tell you that this trade gives
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  Speaker 1: the Cowboys the stockpile of picks to manipulate to finagle
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  Speaker 1: the NFL Draft. And so even if they're not bad
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  Speaker 1: enough to end up with the.
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  Speaker 2: Top pick, it's unlikely that'll be the case.
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  Speaker 1: They will have an opportunity to trade up in the
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty six April NFL Draft to get the Golden Arch.
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  Speaker 1: The Cowboys now hold the draft day dynamite, multiple first
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  Speaker 1: round picks plus their own first round picks, so that
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  Speaker 1: they have some of those and they can blow up
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  Speaker 1: the board, blow up the board, leap frog a bunch
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  Speaker 1: of other crappy teams. It's dumb and dumber logic. So
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  Speaker 1: you're telling me there's a chance, Yes, Lloyd, I'm telling
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  Speaker 1: you there's a chance. Plus here's the key thing. You say, Well, Ben,
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  Speaker 1: if they have the draft picks, the team that has
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  Speaker 1: the pick still is going to have to give up
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  Speaker 1: the pick, you know, give up the player. And why
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  Speaker 1: would they trade arch Manning if he supposedly is good
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  Speaker 1: and who knows he can out there and throw five interceptions.
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  Speaker 2: Against Ohio State and end up in a ditch.
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  Speaker 1: Well, let's just assume the position that he does not
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  Speaker 1: arch man and get a tongue lashing because he sucks
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  Speaker 1: in the game on Saturday, ends up having a good
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  Speaker 1: year and ends up going to the draft, and all
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  Speaker 1: those things happen real quick.
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  Speaker 2: All those things happen in a winking a nod.
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  Speaker 1: It takes place so that he's in the draft and Isabelle.
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  Speaker 1: Let's just say for s and giggles. The Arizona Cardinals
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  Speaker 1: have a horrific year and they end up with the
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  Speaker 1: top pick in the draft, and what happens that we're
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  Speaker 1: to fork in the road.
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  Speaker 2: The key part of this for the Cowboys is.
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  Speaker 1: The reptilian Manning family, the royal family.
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  Speaker 2: Of football, because they'll being coode.
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  Speaker 1: You think the Cowboys are going to have a problem
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  Speaker 1: convincing Archie Manning. Oh yeah, I'd like your kid to
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  Speaker 1: come play here in Dallas. Now, the Manning family, the
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  Speaker 1: power brokers behind that, would be in cahoots on that plan.
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  Speaker 2: Plus, if you look at the.
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  Speaker 1: Track record, all is fair in love war and the
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  Speaker 1: NFL Draft. They just did this years ago with Eli Manning.
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  Speaker 1: The Manning family screwed over the old San Diego Chargers
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  Speaker 1: and said, well, we don't want to play in San Diego,
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  Speaker 1: and then Manning ended up with the Giants.
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  Speaker 2: Was a five hundred quarterback.
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  Speaker 1: But doyn't pull whatever strings, whatever strings they have to
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  Speaker 1: to hand deliver my you know, the player in this case,
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  Speaker 1: arch Manning to whatever team they want him to go to.
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  Speaker 1: And if they get the Cowboys have the picks now
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  Speaker 1: from the Micah Parsons trade to make that happen. Now
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  Speaker 1: everything's bigger in Texas. Can you imagine the Cowboys trading
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  Speaker 1: Dak Prescott and two first round picks and a second
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  Speaker 1: round pick to whoever the Browns or you name your
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  Speaker 1: bad team to pick Arch Manning. You don't draft Arch,
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  Speaker 1: you negotiate with the Vatican, right, you don't scout him.
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  Speaker 1: You send envoys in there. It's the royal bloodline and
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  Speaker 1: all that. Furthermore, the Cowboy general manager and owner Jerry Jones,
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  Speaker 1: he was asked about the many comments indicating that he
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  Speaker 1: did not want to trade Michaeh Parsons because that had
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  Speaker 1: been the storyline for a while.
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  Speaker 2: And I think we have the audio on this.
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  Speaker 1: Here is Jerry Jones commenting on the fact that a
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  Speaker 1: lot of people thought he did not want to trade
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  Speaker 1: Micah Parsons, which happened last night.
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  Speaker 2: Take you listen.
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  Speaker 4: Do you really think if I wanted someone to be
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  Speaker 4: interested in him, that I would say, oh, I'm going
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  Speaker 4: to trading.
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  Speaker 5: It's the opposite.
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  Speaker 2: It's the opposite, of course. Man, I thank you for
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  Speaker 2: writing it.
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  Speaker 5: I really did it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, well you're welcome. I didn't write it. I
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  Speaker 2: talked about it.
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  Speaker 1: So question, what did you take away from that sound
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  Speaker 1: by what do you take away from Jerry Jones and
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  Speaker 1: the admission that he was embellishing his level of interest
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  Speaker 1: in keeping Michaeh Parson.
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  Speaker 2: So I actually liked this. To me, this is a
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  Speaker 2: bigger deal a lot of people. So it was you
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  Speaker 2: can deal. What's wrong with you? You don't know what
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  Speaker 2: you're talking about.
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  Speaker 1: Let me explain, because Jerry Jones on this side of
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  Speaker 1: the microphone, Jerry Jones just straight up admitted that when
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  Speaker 1: he kept saying we're not trading Micah Parsons, We're not
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  Speaker 1: trading him, he was essentially playing the role of the
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  Speaker 1: guy on the street corner trying to sell you a
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  Speaker 1: Rolex out of his trench coat. Right. Uh, spoiler alert,
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  Speaker 1: the Rolex ain't real and Jerry's not being real here now,
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  Speaker 1: Jerry is saying the quiet part out loud.
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  Speaker 2: He's saying the quiet part. He's basically giving you a webinar.
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  Speaker 1: Or a master class on the art of the con
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  Speaker 1: because it's the art of the con. If if you're
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  Speaker 1: into this kind of then you pay attention to the
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  Speaker 1: sound bites. They make your mouth water. It's kind of
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  Speaker 1: like buying a used car and you go in there
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  Speaker 1: and the salesman tells you, oh man, this car, what
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  Speaker 1: a steal, what an absolute steal. It was owned by
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  Speaker 1: this little old lady and she only drove it to
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  Speaker 1: te on Sunday and the church was only a couple
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  Speaker 1: blocks away.
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  Speaker 2: And that's it, that's all she drove.
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  Speaker 1: Meanwhile, you get in the car and the odometers rolling
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  Speaker 1: over like the national debt clock in Times Square. And
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  Speaker 1: here's the thing, this is, this is why sports talk
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  Speaker 1: radio still matters. This is why we have our fifteen
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  Speaker 1: minutes of fame and all that. It does matter because
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  Speaker 1: the GM speak, the coach speak. It's all a carnival
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  Speaker 1: of lies. These guys are Pinocchio's and polos is what
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  Speaker 1: they are. Their noses grow every news conference.
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  Speaker 2: And Jerry just admitted it. We've known it in most
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  Speaker 2: educated people know it. It's all bull crap.
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  Speaker 1: These guys will smile and they'll shake your hand and
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  Speaker 1: tell you everything and whisper sweet nothings, and they'll look
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  Speaker 1: you in the eye and they'll spit a loogie on
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  Speaker 1: your cupcake and tell you that it's frosting. They say, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's frosting, but no, it's a lugi. No, No, No,
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  Speaker 1: that's that. That's a new kind of frosting. It's got
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  Speaker 1: no calories in it. But no, it's a you just
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  Speaker 1: spit that.
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  Speaker 2: Out of your mouth. I don't care.
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  Speaker 1: It's just put to eat the cupcake. You can't even
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  Speaker 1: hate Jerry. You can hate Jerry Jones for a lot
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  Speaker 1: of things, you can't hate him for this. Can't do it.
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  Speaker 1: And you know why he's not wrong right again, it's
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  Speaker 1: it's all part of the deal. You don't go out
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  Speaker 1: in the open market and tell people that your house
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  Speaker 1: has termites.
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  Speaker 2: You're like, oh, yeah, my house is covered in termites. No,
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  Speaker 2: you talk about the open floor plan.
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  Speaker 1: You don't say your car's transmission is shot. You highlight
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  Speaker 1: the new paint job on the car. You don't highlight
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  Speaker 1: the transmission being destroyed. And Jerry inflated the value of
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  Speaker 1: the size of the you know, the size of his
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  Speaker 1: desire to keep the player the prize race horse, whatever
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  Speaker 1: you want to say, and then ends up sending the
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  Speaker 1: auction anyway. And Jerry gave you the playbook and he'll
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  Speaker 1: do it again, and he told you how the game's played,
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  Speaker 1: the game within the game, and.
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  Speaker 2: All that and tinue on and you get away with it.
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  Speaker 1: No matter how bad the Cowboys are, they're still getting
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  Speaker 1: great ratings because he's Pt Barnaby's Vincent Van, He's Dana White,
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  Speaker 1: He's all that.
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  Speaker 2: And that's how it goes.
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  Speaker 1: Now, last thing, lastly, what has happened to the professional
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  Speaker 1: sports scene deep in the heart of Texas in Dallas?
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  Speaker 2: Holy crap, Welcome to Dante's Inferno.
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  Speaker 1: That is time for the local sports talk guys in
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  Speaker 1: Dallas to put a billboard up that says, will the
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  Speaker 1: last person who's a star athlete leaving Dallas turn out
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  Speaker 1: the lights?
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  Speaker 2: The parties over the Mavericks started the bonfire. They did.
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  Speaker 1: They gave away Luka Dncik, the hardwood Houdini. They got
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  Speaker 1: rid of him, and he was just handed to the
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  Speaker 1: Lakers for peanuts that still had the shell on them.
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  Speaker 1: Right that dufis Coe Harrison, the head dingle Berry pulled
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  Speaker 1: the trigger and it was like a guy that was
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  Speaker 1: was trying to hit the doorbell and hit the fire alarm.
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  Speaker 2: Well, no, you're supposed to hit the You were supposed
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  Speaker 2: hit the doorbell.
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  Speaker 1: I hit the fire alarm. That's not what you're supposed
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  Speaker 1: to do. And Luca didn't ask out. He just didn't
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  Speaker 1: miss dinner time, and that upset Nico Harrison, and he
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  Speaker 1: didn't hold the franchise hostage. Nico was not held hostage
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  Speaker 1: by Lucas saying I want out.
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  Speaker 2: He just got ghosted, That's what happened.
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  Speaker 1: And then you got the Rangers. You talk about a
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  Speaker 1: lukewarm soup. The Texas Ranger port ed and Arlington, a
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  Speaker 1: team built on the brittle bones of old pitchers who
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  Speaker 1: spent more time in rehab than a rock band back
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  Speaker 1: in the old days, back in the eighties and the nineties, right,
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  Speaker 1: And they're not bad enough to tank the Rangers. They're
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  Speaker 1: not good enough to actually contend. They're like a fox contend.
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  Speaker 2: They're just kind of floating around the Rangers in baseball.
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  Speaker 1: Purgatory, waiting for the next Tommy John surgery to hit
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  Speaker 1: like a meteor. Now, they haven't traded, to my knowledge,
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  Speaker 1: they haven't traded a household name on that team yet.
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  Speaker 1: I'd be very concerned if I was Corey Seeger and
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  Speaker 1: he might be out. And then, of course, as we've
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  Speaker 1: talked about all night long, here the Dallas Cowboys saying
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  Speaker 1: bye bye to Michaeh Parsons because his agent was a douche.
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  Speaker 2: That's essentially why the trade happened.
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  Speaker 1: Jerry Jones had a deal and then the agent's like, no,
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  Speaker 1: that's not a deal because I wasn't involved in it. Well,
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  Speaker 1: Michael Parsons said it was a deal, but it doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 2: I'm the agent. I have to get the deal.
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  Speaker 1: And so then Michaeh Parsons, he defended his agent, said
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  Speaker 1: all right, you got to negotiate with my agent. Jerry
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  Speaker 1: said no, and that's it. So I'm determined, after several
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  Speaker 1: minutes of deliberation, this clear breach.
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  Speaker 2: Of decorum by the Mavericks and the Cowboys and.
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  Speaker 1: To some degree the Rangers, that there's extra flooride in
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  Speaker 1: the tap water in the Dallas area, that this isn't
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  Speaker 1: just a bad sporty year.
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  Speaker 2: There's bad years and good years and all that.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, what's happened in the last however many months.
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  Speaker 1: It's been Luca traded for nothing and Micah Parsons traded
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  Speaker 1: for a couple scratcher tickets, which is essentially nothing.
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  Speaker 2: It is a sporty apocalypse, is what it is. And Dallas,
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  Speaker 2: they didn't just lose stars.
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  Speaker 1: They lost guys in their prime, not even yet fully
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  Speaker 1: in their athletic prime. They lost their identity, the swag,
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  Speaker 1: all that stuff, and it's like they got cursed by
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  Speaker 1: some vengeful sports deity somewhere and maybe they did something
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  Speaker 1: they weren't supposed to do. It a tailgate or so.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. And there's a photo that several of
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  Speaker 2: you have sent.
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  Speaker 1: Me, and for our blind listeners, I'll describe what the
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  Speaker 1: photo is, but it's really the photo that sums up
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  Speaker 1: the entire year for the Cowboys and Dallas and.
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  Speaker 2: Also the Mavericks. Side by side is a swap. On
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  Speaker 2: one side, you have.
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  Speaker 1: Micah Parsons holding up smiling, holding up a Luca Dallas
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  Speaker 1: Mavericks jersey autograph. On the other side of the photo,
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  Speaker 1: you have Micah Parsons his buddy there, Luca holding up
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  Speaker 1: a Micah Parsons Cowboys jersey also autograph. They exchange jerseys
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  Speaker 1: and now they're gone. So what's next? Are the Dallas
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  Speaker 1: Stars gonna go back to Minnesota and become the North
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  Speaker 1: Stars again? Is Dirk unretiring to join Luca with the Lakers?
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  Speaker 2: What do we got? Jerry Jones launching.
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  Speaker 1: A new podcast called How to Piss Off Star Players
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  Speaker 1: in ten Days or Less? Guaranteed, and we'll see the
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  Speaker 1: hits just keep coming, baby, one after another. And these
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  Speaker 1: are self inflicted wounds, self inflicted wounds.
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  Speaker 2: There in Dallas.
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• 18:47
  Speaker 1: and greet we had in Lost Wages, Nevada last week.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: Some of the other interesting things that happened, including a
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• 19:13
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• 19:15
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• 19:18
  Speaker 1: work for they have me do a podcast every year.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: I'm so happy they have me do the podcast.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: I can't tell you how much I love doing a
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• 19:27
  Speaker 2: So check that out Fifth Hour podcast. It's so much fun.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: And now back to it all, right, back to what
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: we go.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: Ozziez writes in from Western Australia, says, I know you
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: do not do shout outs, but thanks to mister Irrigation
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: for the bling Bling boy that must have cost a fortune.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: Ozzi Waz got one of those cool rings from mister
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: Irrigation all the way down in Australia.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: That's pretty neat.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: And I don't do shout outs, so I'm not going
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: to say good morning strippers, because strippers are not up
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: at this hour. They're going to bed at this hour,
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: meaning they're not waking up. Well, strippers are not waking
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: up at this hour. A real stripper is going to
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: bed at this hour.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: They're not, They're not. I don't think they're going to
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: bed yet. Yeah, not yet, not yet.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: What about what I like on the East Coast, though,
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: we're going to bed right five thirty in the morning.
• 20:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, but that's the West Coast. Ones are still
• 20:19
  Speaker 7: working right now.
• 20:20
  Speaker 5: They still they're.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: Still working and making that money. As Poppy would say,
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: that bling bling. And when I when I first started
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: working at Fox Sports Radio, I worked the weekend overnight shift.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: It was one of my first shifts. And I was
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: a single guy.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: And my guy, my producer, this guy named Julio. We
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: would go down to the Denny's on Se Palvida, it's
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: right down the street from the studio, and we'd go
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: there right after the show, be early in the morning,
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: and it was like a boxing match, like a Mike
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: Tyson boxing match. You had the pimps and the hose
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: at the at the Denny's and it was wild.
• 20:58
  Speaker 8: Man.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: We saw fights, we saw people get arrested. It was
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: it was so entertaining. The food was I guess it's
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: gotten better. But the food then was terrible. But we
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: didn't go for the food. We went to see the show.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: It was like it was like dinner in a show,
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: or in this case, it was breakfast in the show.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: And now I have no signature thrown. Oh it was wild.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: I have so many fond memories.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: I could wax poetic, but we don't have time for that.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: So let's get back to the calls and we'll say
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: hello to Eenie Meenie miney mode. Let's say hello to
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: j Dot in Utah. Hello, jay Dot, we saw him
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: at the mallor meet and greet. You made it back
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: to your home? Hello jay Dot?
• 21:38
  Speaker 9: They come ben when it comes to the pens in
• 21:40
  Speaker 9: the house email how to I'll could show the how
• 21:45
  Speaker 9: well that pimp? You know?
• 21:46
  Speaker 10: How to come show these sports radio? And that is.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: Well said, well said. This guy's a master artist.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Did you stay in Vegas for more than a few
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: hours or did you get right back to you tell
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: what happened?
• 22:01
  Speaker 9: No, no, no, no no, I said, at my Holy.
• 22:04
  Speaker 10: Bird's house, we did some microshrooms and hit that tree.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: You know, some people would some people would filter what
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: they say.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: Some people would say, I'm not going to talk about
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: going doing shrooms. Not you.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: That's the beauty of jay Dot.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: You're like, listen, I'm an open book, baby, I'm an
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: open book right.
• 22:34
  Speaker 10: I didn't work Monday off because my plane was Friday.
• 22:38
  Speaker 10: Drive out Saturday, take it Sunday, come home. I was like, no,
• 22:43
  Speaker 10: I can't come back home on Sunday. And then we
• 22:46
  Speaker 10: just had a good time and we're good. No, I mean,
• 22:48
  Speaker 10: greet man, that was the dopest time I ever had
• 22:53
  Speaker 10: my life.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: Really, And then you guys know how to part. I'm boring,
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: but you guys know how to party. I'm pretty boring,
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: but you guys threw a big party. I was just
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: kind of standing observing. It was like at a zoo.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: I was like, at a zoo, So.
• 23:08
  Speaker 10: I had like five five the big bends.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: No, you did not. Those things were those things were massive.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: You did not have you had five of those? Is
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: that true? Cool? Yeah? Loreina, Oh my.
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: God, I wasn't counting his drinks.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: You could have died, dude. That's a lot of alcohol.
• 23:29
  Speaker 7: I don't I don't think they were like, I don't
• 23:30
  Speaker 7: think the standard big bend was as big as the one.
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: That Slug had.
• 23:35
  Speaker 7: Oh okay, yeah, I think he got I think he
• 23:37
  Speaker 7: got a special.
• 23:38
  Speaker 9: Extra big Oh yeah, yeah. I was like, let me get.
• 23:44
  Speaker 10: A big ben Slug.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: All right, take a breath. So Slug had a big
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: bend and and the side. I don't want to embellish
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: this because you know on radio, the drink that Slug
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: had was about the size of the Pacific Ocean and uh,
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: it was unbelievable and uh and so I mean, my god,
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: if you had five of those, holy crap. Anyway, all right,
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: well listen, Jay dot who was your It was the
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: person who liked hanging out with the most other than us,
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: because you're gonna suck up to us.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: But the other people that were there, who did you
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: bond with? Jay Dodd? Who was it? Oh?
• 24:15
  Speaker 10: Man, I didn't know Brian No. I looked at his
• 24:18
  Speaker 10: shirt or his name. I'm like, I dipped. I'm like,
• 24:21
  Speaker 10: oh that's Brian.
• 24:22
  Speaker 9: Now, uh yeah he was.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: He was there.
• 24:27
  Speaker 10: With the oldies from Legends of the show, like I
• 24:29
  Speaker 10: had a great dope time and my homemade bird the
• 24:32
  Speaker 10: bird Man that he ain't there been one of them
• 24:34
  Speaker 10: things because last year was his goat to it again.
• 24:37
  Speaker 10: But then you know, I told you I have some complications,
• 24:40
  Speaker 10: you know, my whip. But no Lorena oh man, she's
• 24:44
  Speaker 10: doupe with ship.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, all right, all right, thank you. I
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: knew he made it so far.
• 24:50
  Speaker 5: He made it so far. Then he lost it on.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: Me, you know, and it's on me. I was going
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: to end it early.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: I was going to end it early, but unfortunately I decided, Uh,
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: let's say hello to Let's go to screaming Stephen.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: Now this guy screaming Stephen is the way to go. Hello.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: Is screaming Stephen?
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: Oh, he's not screaming. Did he fall asleep? Did we know?
• 25:14
  Speaker 5: Stephen?
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: Oh man? All right, Uh, he's quite the character. Hopefully
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: we'll call back.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: Let's say hello to Jed, who fled, who's walking around
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: the swamp lands of Florida.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: Hello, Jed.
• 25:26
  Speaker 11: Hey, hey, it's not it's not me, just Stephen, just Stephen.
• 25:31
  Speaker 11: I'm just because it likes to one. I can't remember
• 25:34
  Speaker 11: the baseball guy he likes, uh something, you know who cares?
• 25:37
  Speaker 11: Jay Dot has not been anywhere on my radar as
• 25:39
  Speaker 11: a caller, and he has just celebrated number one the five.
• 25:43
  Speaker 11: J Dot. Don't ever, don't ever follow in between words
• 25:46
  Speaker 11: since his paragraph anything, dude, there's no need to take
• 25:49
  Speaker 11: a breath. Don't let me and get you down. Dude,
• 25:51
  Speaker 11: he's just rote tomes and he's got he's gotta breathe
• 25:54
  Speaker 11: a lot, all right. The Malain meet and greet is Florida.
• 25:57
  Speaker 11: I'm not saying. I'm not saying it's a different state
• 26:01
  Speaker 11: and that it's like an American protectorate. But when you
• 26:04
  Speaker 11: get below Gamesvill Orlando, man, you just get you, just
• 26:07
  Speaker 11: get you just it's it's yeah, I don't know, I
• 26:10
  Speaker 11: don't know what to say. It's twenty twenty five, it's
• 26:11
  Speaker 11: on national radio, but it's not it's not preferable. We
• 26:14
  Speaker 11: want to be somewhere like Jacksonville. Maybe Tallahassee. Uh, Tallahassee
• 26:22
  Speaker 11: is a good spot. I'm think about that. Hasse's nice.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: I don't I don't think Tallahassee is a good spot.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: After what Alabama's gonna go.
• 26:29
  Speaker 11: You don't like fam u is that race is not here.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Well, no, I'm saying after Flora, after Alabama destroys Florida
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: state this weekend, then it's going to be.
• 26:36
  Speaker 11: A yes, yes, sir, star started. It's nineteen sixty four.
• 26:39
  Speaker 11: Civil rights tack. No, it's twenty twenty five. Get with it.
• 26:42
  Speaker 11: Sam us On talking about Florida and m are you
• 26:45
  Speaker 11: are you? Why did you go to state? To the
• 26:46
  Speaker 11: white people?
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: Well, you said, what is it? I thought you were
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: a Florida State seminal apologist.
• 26:51
  Speaker 11: I actually played for the Florida and m Ratlers. At
• 26:53
  Speaker 11: one point we played It's Fast and loose. I was
• 26:56
  Speaker 11: on the roster and on the team.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: Did you ever get did you ever get into a game?
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: Did you ever get into a game?
• 27:01
  Speaker 11: I did get, I did get close enough.
• 27:04
  Speaker 10: There was the news.
• 27:08
  Speaker 5: You were a quarterback.
• 27:10
  Speaker 11: I would that's racist, but that means.
• 27:15
  Speaker 8: I was.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: You Can you imagine Jed, Jed who fled? Think of
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Jed who fled as your quarterback. That blows me away
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: that you were in a huddle.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: You were a leader of men, Jed.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: At one point in your life you were You were
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: good enough to go to a college as a quarterback,
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: and now here you are.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: That's an amazing transition.
• 27:37
  Speaker 11: Transition.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: All right, you're yelling, I can't understand what you're saying.
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: Let's move on.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: We'll say hello to Poppy in San Diego. I thought
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: he would hang up, but he's still there. Hello, Poppy
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: in San Diego.
• 27:55
  Speaker 11: Hey, Man, that's.
• 27:56
  Speaker 10: Very Uh, I'm not good at you were hoping I
• 27:59
  Speaker 10: would hang up?
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: Hey, I did not say I was hoping you would
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: hang up. I said I thought you would hang up.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: I didn't say I was hoping.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: I said I thought you were going to hang up?
• 28:10
  Speaker 10: Okay Man, So well, you know talking about that, I
• 28:14
  Speaker 10: was talking to Tiger manning gutsa on it.
• 28:16
  Speaker 11: He actually meet you at Malormin and Green in Las Vegas,
• 28:20
  Speaker 11: and he actually was talking to me.
• 28:23
  Speaker 10: And telling me that I should ask you, well, what's
• 28:25
  Speaker 10: going to happen on the segment? You know, if I'm
• 28:28
  Speaker 10: going to be able to give.
• 28:29
  Speaker 12: The picks for football, you know, give me one more terms.
• 28:34
  Speaker 10: What do you think then, Mallard?
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: Uh, well, Poppy, I don't believe Tiger Man said that.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: I met Tiger Man. Very nice. He's actually not in
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: Utah anymore.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: He's moved to Missouri and he threw out to Vegas
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: for the meet and greet. So a very nice guy,
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: big LSU fan. And we'll see I kind of like
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: Clemson to take down LSU. Wink wink nod not. We'll
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: see what happens with that. This weekend and Bobby, well,
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: we'll give it a shot. We'll give it a shot
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: Poppy next week. But if it's terrible, you gotta go
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: rat attad test the key Poppy is rat a tat tat.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: You can't go slow. You just gotta have one line.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: We'll do three games, one line each game. Make the
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: pick boom all right.
• 29:15
  Speaker 8: Oh, so like, listen, let's give me like a little
• 29:17
  Speaker 8: little warm up for baseball.
• 29:19
  Speaker 11: Like for like, I give a pick, and let's say
• 29:21
  Speaker 11: for tomorrow.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: Now, who are.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: You picking against? Is it Loraina? Are we getting? Are
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: we getting some kind of animal? We're getting a farm
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: animal in here?
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: What are we doing?
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: He should go against Michel Leprechaun's rubber chicken.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: It's a great idea.
• 29:34
  Speaker 10: Oh, that's a good idea, right, all right.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: Hold hold on, Poppy, let me Michael Leprechaun, Will you
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: allow your rubber chicken to be used in a bit
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: with Poppy?
• 29:45
  Speaker 8: Yes, and the chicken will win against the dead duck
• 29:49
  Speaker 8: dynasty dictator cal Marcel who blocks me and I have
• 29:53
  Speaker 8: three blink blinks and Ben, even though you have a
• 29:56
  Speaker 8: nice choke about me, my parents always say, I always
• 30:00
  Speaker 8: say to them, come to Boston and Ben I know
• 30:02
  Speaker 8: you're coming to Boston and Mike from New Hampshire will
• 30:04
  Speaker 8: be happy. Alay, I love Poppy Pape.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: No, no, you don't. He loses most rambled.
• 30:13
  Speaker 10: A little bit. He should get right to the point.
• 30:16
  Speaker 7: I know.
• 30:16
  Speaker 8: I mean he didn't call him a few times. And
• 30:18
  Speaker 8: then then the clowns Blind Scott and Marcel. Oh my god,
• 30:22
  Speaker 8: Poppy's picks are great.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, all right, well we'll fs around with that.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: You can't lose to a rubber chicken. Poppy though, Poppy
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: versus the rubber chicken will be a great bit. All right,
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: I'm done with you. Let's go to blind Scott. Still
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: on hold, Hello, blind Scott, welcome.
• 30:39
  Speaker 12: Oh yeah, that's actually a good idea.
• 30:41
  Speaker 8: Man.
• 30:41
  Speaker 12: That segment was terrible of callers right there. You had
• 30:44
  Speaker 12: a bunch of drug addicts come on, and then just
• 30:46
  Speaker 12: a bunch of complete losers that have no social skills whatsoever.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: But but you're also a loser, so you're right in
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: line with everyone else.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: It's the segment of losers. I'm a loser, you're a loser.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: We're all losers.
• 30:58
  Speaker 12: Could you could you describe that to again? That tore
• 31:01
  Speaker 12: me up, I cried, I used four tishes and blew
• 31:03
  Speaker 12: my nose. That was like a real special moment. You
• 31:05
  Speaker 12: got that photo with Luca and Micah. You know you've
• 31:08
  Speaker 12: been talking about Michael Parsons. I don't know who Michah
• 31:11
  Speaker 12: Parson is. But I'm on hold for a thousand hours
• 31:13
  Speaker 12: this year on this show.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: Let's me to congratulations.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: You always remember when you crossed the rubicon of a
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: thousand hours on hold for an overnight talk show. Life
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: is going really well for you when you've been on
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: hold for an overnight talk radio show.
• 31:26
  Speaker 12: Yeah, but here Michael Parsons, I would have no idea
• 31:29
  Speaker 12: who this guy is. That was such a beautiful moment.
• 31:32
  Speaker 12: The two guys, they're holding up their jerseys, Luca, Micah.
• 31:36
  Speaker 12: You'll never see two blind people doing that ever. You know,
• 31:39
  Speaker 12: you'll never see two blind people.
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: Up there, Yeah, because they're blind. You know you'll never
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: see it because you.
• 31:45
  Speaker 12: Know, But but I lost my eyesight on this show.
• 31:48
  Speaker 12: Listening to this show, you know you did.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: I when I first when I first started having conversations
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: with Lion Scott, you were able to see yeah, yeah.
• 31:57
  Speaker 12: And everything was going pre rolls, laughing at the other
• 31:59
  Speaker 12: blind people I was like, Ben, you know I might
• 32:02
  Speaker 12: be going blind. I have like a real aggressive eye
• 32:04
  Speaker 12: of these like they say, I'm going to go blind
• 32:06
  Speaker 12: pretty fast. So I did like yeah, but then it happened.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: I remember that you so you know what I look
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: like because you saw photos of me kind of before
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: your vision went away.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I was fat, so I lost some weight.
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: I don't look like that anymore. I lost Yeah, this
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: is what you used to look like.
• 32:20
  Speaker 12: I mean, your faith was like your cheeks were like
• 32:22
  Speaker 12: in front of your whole faith, and the top of
• 32:24
  Speaker 12: your head look kind of small. And you're younger.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: I never never looked like that. You're lying, you're making
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: that up. I never looked like that, even at my fattest.
• 32:38
  Speaker 12: Yeah, you have like your crew cup with Ben. I
• 32:40
  Speaker 12: met Ben when he was twenty five on the radio
• 32:43
  Speaker 12: and Ben would complain like about life and I loved
• 32:46
  Speaker 12: it so much because I loved him plaining and I
• 32:48
  Speaker 12: always think that my life sucks. That's why nobody talks
• 32:51
  Speaker 12: to me. I just calling the radio all the time.
• 32:53
  Speaker 12: So it was like, well, you.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: You always have the great thing about blind Scott is
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: I've known you over the years, is you always have
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: someone to talk to you. You have your other personalities you
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: can talk to, so there's always someone there for you
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: to talk to.
• 33:05
  Speaker 12: Oh yeah, I have all these ideas. I'm coming up
• 33:07
  Speaker 12: and I planned a whole event at LAP Boston for
• 33:09
  Speaker 12: the show. We're going to destroy that comedy club in
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  Speaker 12: West Hollywood. I'm gonna tell it right now. How you
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  Speaker 12: can do something like that. Like, here's the thing, though,
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  Speaker 12: you could do what if you want in those comedy clubs.
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  Speaker 10: I used to.
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  Speaker 12: I took a shot at them. You can become more
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  Speaker 12: famous on this show than in those clubs. If nobody
• 33:24
  Speaker 12: knows who you are, trust me. I used to go
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  Speaker 12: in those clubs in Boston. It's not really a thing
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  Speaker 12: anymore though that this bank. You know, most of them
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  Speaker 12: close down, So it's good to go to those.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, support your clubs are still still a thing here
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  Speaker 1: in La anyway.
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  Speaker 2: There's a bunch of commedies.
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  Speaker 12: Those are the callers we need. If we need callers,
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  Speaker 12: we need those people need to call here. We don't
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  Speaker 12: need those clowns calling. If you want good callers, you
• 33:45
  Speaker 12: need those they can get who can give them the
• 33:48
  Speaker 12: warm line. Blind Emmitt has the warm line. You know
• 33:51
  Speaker 12: who can give some people the warm line, some of
• 33:54
  Speaker 12: the good callers.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I don't think we're not allowed to get.
• 33:57
  Speaker 12: To where he told me blind EMMTT told me you
• 34:00
  Speaker 12: gotta you gotta kick flying off Marster.
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  Speaker 2: Marcel's by the way, Marcel's not on hold. I put
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  Speaker 2: up Marcel.
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  Speaker 4: He's hey, where yay?
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  Speaker 12: Where did he go?
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  Speaker 10: What do you think that?
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  Speaker 2: Right now?
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: By the way, we were supposed to do the coop
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  Speaker 1: Scoop on Entertainment, and now we've taken all these crappy
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  Speaker 1: phone calls, and I.
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  Speaker 7: Want to know.
• 34:15
  Speaker 12: One of the guys got some guy got fired that
• 34:17
  Speaker 12: was talking trash about Ben. We can talk about it
• 34:19
  Speaker 12: now because no one's listening into radio right now. The
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  Speaker 12: guy that was talking tushbaw Ben in the Philadelphia March
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  Speaker 12: fired like three weeks ago. His whole content with talking talking.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, why wh Why am I so interesting to rip?
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: I don't understand I just do an overnight show.
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  Speaker 2: I don't understand you this you BRONI and Houston's ripping
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  Speaker 2: me all the time. Hey, that's funny. You know you've
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: made it.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: I guess all right, well, Coop, you want to blow
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  Speaker 1: off Jeopardy and.
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: Do the Coop Scoop. You want to do that, It's
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: up to you, Irena, you decide. You go ahead, Lorraine,
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: I do want to know what to watch this weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, all right, we'll have the Coop Scoop
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  Speaker 5: Sorry, that was exciting.
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  Speaker 7: All right, Ben, we are gonna start off in theaters.
• 36:14
  Speaker 7: Chi wondertaim and it feels we're not being tossed to
• 36:17
  Speaker 7: by Marcel. Marcel.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Marcel slacking a little bit, I've noticed.
• 36:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know what that's about. Maybe maybe he's
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: sleeping in.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: Maybe he's on the Morning Jab again up there in Maine.
• 36:29
  Speaker 7: Right, all right, So we're gonna start in the theaters.
• 36:31
  Speaker 7: And there's a couple of movies out this weekend that
• 36:33
  Speaker 7: I want to point out. The first one is called
• 36:35
  Speaker 7: Cot Stealing and it stars Austin Butler. And he was, Yes,
• 36:42
  Speaker 7: he played Elvis and the Elvis biopic No idea. Who
• 36:46
  Speaker 7: there is?
• 36:47
  Speaker 5: He's the he's the big up and coming, like you know,
• 36:50
  Speaker 5: the heart throw actor he was. He plays a high
• 36:54
  Speaker 5: school baseball.
• 36:54
  Speaker 7: Phenom who can't play anymore, but everything else in his
• 36:57
  Speaker 7: life is going okay. He's got a great girl who
• 36:59
  Speaker 7: has by Zoe Kravitz, his favorite team is making an
• 37:03
  Speaker 7: underdog run at the Pennant and then his punk rock
• 37:05
  Speaker 7: neighbor played by Matt Smith, asked him to take care
• 37:07
  Speaker 7: of his cat few days. For a few days, he
• 37:09
  Speaker 7: suddenly find himself caught in the middle of a motley
• 37:11
  Speaker 7: crew of threatening gangsters.
• 37:13
  Speaker 5: They all want a piece of him and he doesn't
• 37:15
  Speaker 5: know why.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I'd also figure he'll he figured it out in
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: an hour and a half.
• 37:20
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm sure he will. This movie is directed by
• 37:23
  Speaker 7: Darren Aronofsky and it also stars Regina King and Leev
• 37:26
  Speaker 7: Schreiber and Vincent Dinofrio. Oh and Bad Bunny is also
• 37:31
  Speaker 7: in there.
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, bad Bunny. I know who Bad Bunny is? Yeah?
• 37:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there Isn't he dating Kendall Jenner?
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: Is he playing a waiter in this or Caddy or something?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know. But another movie out this weekend.
• 37:44
  Speaker 7: If you want to, you know, if you want to
• 37:47
  Speaker 7: go to something that your wife might be into.
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  Speaker 5: That's called The Roses.
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  Speaker 7: And I don't know much about this movie, but it
• 37:55
  Speaker 7: stars Benedett Cumberbatch and Olivia Coleman and they are a
• 38:00
  Speaker 7: picture perfect.
• 38:02
  Speaker 5: That We're going to flower shop somewhere, I mean hey,
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: they might be.
• 38:05
  Speaker 7: It's it's they're they are picture perfect couple with successful careers,
• 38:10
  Speaker 7: the loving marriage, great kids. But beneath the facade of
• 38:12
  Speaker 7: their supposed ideal life, a storm is brewing.
• 38:16
  Speaker 5: Oh right, that's right.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: Uh hate when that happens the guy's career notices.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: Lorena said, my head once you said there's swingers is
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: a Swingers man?
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  Speaker 5: I said it in confidence.
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  Speaker 2: Are they really sorry? I apologize. No, I don't know.
• 38:31
  Speaker 5: I don't know so excited. I just I didn't know
• 38:37
  Speaker 5: that that was a twist of the movie. But apparently
• 38:39
  Speaker 5: it's not just making a jump.
• 38:40
  Speaker 7: But Alison Janny and and yeah, and Andy Samberg are also.
• 38:44
  Speaker 5: In this movie. There is a movie coming out about
• 38:47
  Speaker 5: that though about Swingers. O.
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  Speaker 7: All right, well, I don't know if it's this one.
• 38:51
  Speaker 7: This one's called The Roses and it is out this weekend,
• 38:53
  Speaker 7: moving over to television. And it's been a long time
• 38:56
  Speaker 7: since since we have done a coop scoop and entertainment
• 38:58
  Speaker 7: just for different different reasons.
• 39:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was out Friday, you were out Friday.
• 39:04
  Speaker 7: And so I'm gonna bring up a documentary series on Netflix.
• 39:10
  Speaker 7: It's been out there for a couple of weeks. So
• 39:12
  Speaker 7: I have watched the whole thing already, but I have
• 39:13
  Speaker 7: not talked about it on this show. It's called Fit
• 39:16
  Speaker 7: for TV and it is a three part documentary series
• 39:20
  Speaker 7: on the the cultural phenomenon that was the biggest loser
• 39:24
  Speaker 7: on NBC back in the day.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: Oh I remember that show. Yeah, pretty popular for a
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: couple of years.
• 39:29
  Speaker 7: It was apparent and I didn't even realize how popular
• 39:32
  Speaker 7: it was. Like, I watched a couple of seasons of
• 39:33
  Speaker 7: it back when it was on Oh oh, And that's
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  Speaker 7: coop sscoom Entertainment.
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  Speaker 2: There you go. Coop's worried about that brick wall you
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: about to run into. There's the wall, Coop, you just
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: ran into the wall.