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You Can't S#!t On The Lido Deck | Tuesday 03.17.26 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Want more Treehouse, check out our YouTube exclusive shows at
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  Speaker 2: It is time to leave your warriors outside and laugh
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  Speaker 2: with us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Mallley along with
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  Speaker 2: Trey Trnholm. Coming up on today's show. There is a
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  Speaker 2: cruise ship crisis. Also, are we as men overly confident?
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  Speaker 2: And we are going to start with a truly bananas
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  Speaker 2: dwi Yes, I went there. In Plano, Texas, a driver
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  Speaker 2: was arrested for driving while intoxicated after colliding with a
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  Speaker 2: truck that spilled a whole bunch of bananas on the
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  Speaker 2: highway seventy five. Imagine being so drunk that you think
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  Speaker 2: you're playing Mario Kart.
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  Speaker 1: What time did because if it was late at night,
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  Speaker 1: it does not surprise me. Seventy five is frightening after
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  Speaker 1: midnight and especially after two am.
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  Speaker 2: You are correct on both fronts, my friend.
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  Speaker 1: Because I nearly moved up north. This is went back
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  Speaker 1: when I was still working in bars and I literally
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  Speaker 1: I was like, and the toll way isn't much better,
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  Speaker 1: And it takes a lot to say it scares me.
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  Speaker 1: I tested it out one night. I'm like, I'll get
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  Speaker 1: there's no way. I'm doing this every night, I'll get killed,
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  Speaker 1: because I mean it's mind boggling the speeds people go,
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  Speaker 1: you know, and racing each other and all sorts of
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  Speaker 1: dumb shit that I probably would have done thirty years ago.
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  Speaker 1: But now I'm I'll pass.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, now you're older and no better like they had.
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  Speaker 2: The Grand Prix of Arlington was on Sunday, But the
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  Speaker 2: Grand Prix of Plano, Frisco Richardson Dallas prosper happens all
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  Speaker 2: the time, up and down seventy five, up and down
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  Speaker 2: the toll way. Holy god, the toll way. That's a
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  Speaker 2: grand Prix right there. That's the Autobahnay. The toll way
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  Speaker 2: to me is the North Texas Autobon. Officers responded to
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  Speaker 2: an overturned eighteen wheeler carrying a load of bananas around
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  Speaker 2: two point fifty am in the northbound lanes of seventy
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  Speaker 2: five near the Legacy exit. That's according to the Plano
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  Speaker 2: Police Department. First Responders found that a vehicle allegedly changed
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  Speaker 2: lanes in front of a semi truck, causing the driver
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  Speaker 2: to overcorrect and leave the highway. That's a subtle way
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  Speaker 2: of saying flew off the highway. What happened, he left
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  Speaker 2: the highway. It's a little more dramatic than that, but whatever.
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  Speaker 2: The truck then hit a poll and overturned. The driver
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  Speaker 2: of the vehicle was arrested for driving while intoxicated. Northbound
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  Speaker 2: service or to seventy five from Spring Creek. The Legacy
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  Speaker 2: and the Legacy Exxit rent were closed for many hours
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  Speaker 2: overnight and officials worked to clear the crash and the
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  Speaker 2: trucks load of bananas from the roadway. So the guy
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  Speaker 2: that collided with the banana truck didn't know it was
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  Speaker 2: carrying bananas. But just imagine you're a few minutes behind
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  Speaker 2: that guy taking your way along on seventy five, and
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  Speaker 2: you too, probably have had a few, and you see
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  Speaker 2: a bunch of nanas in the road. Man, I think
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  Speaker 2: it gets time for side streets. Yeah yeah, or I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna start looking for a block with a star in it.
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  Speaker 1: I've that would be a uh eye opening experience, especially
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  Speaker 1: if you've had a couple of one.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, it's also pretty humbling for me because in
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  Speaker 2: that type of scenario, I'm the one that's driving. But
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  Speaker 2: if that happened and we came across a bunch of
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  Speaker 2: bananas in the road that actually does, in fact look
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  Speaker 2: like a real life Mario Kart. I'm pulling over and
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  Speaker 2: telling Tara it's your show now, baby, because she whips
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  Speaker 2: my ass every single time in Mario Kart. Every time
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  Speaker 2: I like when you do like the little circuit, I
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  Speaker 2: might win one might, and I think that's just because
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  Speaker 2: she's tired from kicking my ass. So yeah, if I
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  Speaker 2: if I drive, if I'm on a road and I
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  Speaker 2: see bananas out of nowhere, I'm pulling over in Tara's driving,
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  Speaker 2: I feel confident we'll be we'll be better off. It
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  Speaker 2: definitely does bring more truth to the parental statement of
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  Speaker 2: nothing good happens after you know a certain time.
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  Speaker 1: Oh it's the is it nothing good? Especially you say
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  Speaker 1: nothing good happens after two am?
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely correct, it's.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you look at some of the after hours
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  Speaker 1: play the adult establishments that you know they now have
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  Speaker 1: to close at two am, and I it's ecstasy over
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  Speaker 1: there on thirty five. I forgot what the statistic was,
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  Speaker 1: but they are like crimes down, you know, eighty five
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  Speaker 1: percent or something like that since they had to close
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  Speaker 1: at two am.
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  Speaker 2: Q the Nicholas Cage meme, you don't say yeah, it's
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  Speaker 2: amazing how that works out. It's interesting also because the
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  Speaker 2: older I get, like, like you said, was it after
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  Speaker 2: two am? Yes? Was it on one of the major
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  Speaker 2: highways in Dallas. Yes? Okay, Well there you go. The
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  Speaker 2: older I get, the more I understand while why people
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  Speaker 2: older than us do the things they do, because I'm
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  Speaker 2: on that path, I know it. We used to think
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  Speaker 2: being up at two point fifty in the morning no
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  Speaker 2: big deal. That is no big deal when you know,
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  Speaker 2: in your early twenties or whatever, and you might even
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  Speaker 2: have a freak night in your late twenties or something
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  Speaker 2: like that may happen, But once you roll into your thirties,
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  Speaker 2: you're really not out that late. Typically. Then when you
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  Speaker 2: get into your forties, it drops drastically. Then it like
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  Speaker 2: drops to like ten pm, maybe nine pm, where you're like, man,
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  Speaker 2: I am not gonna be out in this craziness after
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  Speaker 2: the sun goes down, because I know only bad stuff's
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  Speaker 2: gonna happen. I am now forty six years old. It
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  Speaker 2: is weird for me to be out past ten PM.
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  Speaker 2: It's weird for me to be out past nine. So
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  Speaker 2: when I think about all those old people at Loubi's
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  Speaker 2: having dinner at four thirty in the afternoon. I realized that's.
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  Speaker 1: Gonna be me.
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  Speaker 2: And I judged very harshly when I saw them when
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  Speaker 2: I was in my twenties, like old people so dumb.
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  Speaker 2: And now that I'm older and on the brink of
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  Speaker 2: becoming old, I get I absolutely get it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if I would go that far, but
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  Speaker 1: I do fully understand the as you get older, you
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  Speaker 1: would rather, you know, be up at five am versus
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  Speaker 1: going to bed at five am.
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  Speaker 2: It's a weird shift, man, It's a really, really, really
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  Speaker 2: weird shift.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I said, as someone who who you know, worked
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  Speaker 1: bars to almost a year ago and was four nights
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  Speaker 1: a week.
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  Speaker 3: At least, it.
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  Speaker 1: Wasn't getting home until three am, and it's exhausting. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that used to not think anything about it, and then.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're like, damn, it whips you. There's there's there's
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  Speaker 2: some intersection that we reach in our lifetime where we'd
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  Speaker 2: rather be up at five am than for how to
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  Speaker 2: phrase this, we'd rather be waking up at five am
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  Speaker 2: than going to bed at five am. It's that And
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  Speaker 2: then I guess it's different for everybody, but that's that's
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  Speaker 2: where it's I'm getting to that point. I'm not quite
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  Speaker 2: there yet. I do know that I don't want to
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  Speaker 2: still be up at five am, but I also don't
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  Speaker 2: want to be up at five am if I don't
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  Speaker 2: have to. But I feel the shift occurring. It's coming.
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  Speaker 2: I'm in. I'm in like that transitional phase of it.
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  Speaker 2: Are you full on five am? Yet?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not five am? I am six six thirty am.
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  Speaker 2: That's not bad, that's not bad.
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  Speaker 1: I've actually been really trying to figure out, you know,
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  Speaker 1: if I have a natural rhythm, and I think that's
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  Speaker 1: going to sleep around midnight. Up at six six thirty
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  Speaker 1: seems to be the sweet spot.
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  Speaker 2: Speaking of sweet spots, you remember the story last week
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  Speaker 2: we told you about the North Texas angler who got
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  Speaker 2: caught cheating out of bass tournament and because the prize
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  Speaker 2: money is over ten thousand dollars, it hit him with
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  Speaker 2: a third degree felony. That may have been the dumbest
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  Speaker 2: story we did last week. Well, I think I just
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  Speaker 2: found that guy's cellmate. Oh, because there's.
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  Speaker 3: A man.
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  Speaker 2: Going to jail for felonious karaoke.
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: Last week, felony is fishing. This week Felonius karaoke twenty
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  Speaker 2: twenty six is pretty unhinged?
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  Speaker 1: Is is this a Bubba shot the jeepbox type story?
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  Speaker 2: The man who engaged in some gunplay after suffering from
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  Speaker 2: a severe case of karaoke rage has pleaded guilty to
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  Speaker 2: a pair of felonies, appearing before a Florida judge r O.
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  Speaker 2: Pal Aaron Jablonski cops to aggravated assault and gun charges
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  Speaker 2: in connection with an incident last year outside of a
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  Speaker 2: sports bar in clear Water. I believe we have now
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  Speaker 2: put a bow on this story because we talked about
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  Speaker 2: mister Jablonski last year when he got arrested for his
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  Speaker 2: karaoke rage. Now we're talking about the case's conclusion with
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  Speaker 2: him saying, yeah it was me, Yeah I did it.
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  Speaker 2: I am guilty of a pair of felonies. He'd been
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  Speaker 2: free on forty thousand dollars bond. He's taken into custody
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  Speaker 2: Tuesday after entering his guilty police. He's scheduled to be
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  Speaker 2: sentenced on March thirty. First, he was arrested following a
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  Speaker 2: two thirty in the morning there's that dangerous time again.
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  Speaker 2: A two thirty in the morning disturbance outside the Overtime
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  Speaker 2: sports bar. Police reported that he became incensed upon learning
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  Speaker 2: that the bar's karaoke machine was broken. Upset about the music,
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  Speaker 2: he tried to get mister Jablonski to calm down the heat,
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  Speaker 2: being James Emery, one of the attendees at karaoke, but
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  Speaker 2: that didn't work because Jablonski pulled the nine millimeter glock
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  Speaker 2: from his waistband and pointed at him, saying, I don't
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  Speaker 2: effing care. That'll get you some time in prison. So
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  Speaker 2: just imagine, just imagine one cell somewhere to federal prison.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, system might be state whatever. Imagine a selling
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  Speaker 2: a prison. You got the most unimpressive pair of criminals
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  Speaker 2: maybe ever. The guy that got arrested for cheating at
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  Speaker 2: a fishing tournament and a guy who pulled the gun
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  Speaker 2: at karaoke. Do they even make it the end of
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  Speaker 2: their sentences? And if so, do we know why? I mean,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, that's like instant bitch in prison, right.
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  Speaker 1: Oh? I I the karaoke guy, I mean I.
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  Speaker 2: Think he's gonna do He's gonna do some singing.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I think it's raining. Men will be his uh,
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  Speaker 1: his banger.
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  Speaker 2: The problem is it's not just men. Uh huh.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: If you put them together, the felonious fisherman and the
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  Speaker 2: felonious karaoke guy. If you put them together, would they
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  Speaker 2: make a prison version of a billy bass? I mean,
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  Speaker 2: I'll have a big mouth and sings.
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  Speaker 1: Let's say what I yeah, I mean, I guess, so,
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  Speaker 1: I mean I guess just to feel like yeah, different ends.
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  Speaker 2: You don't typically see fish on a rotisseri, but it's prison.
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  Speaker 2: Anything goes.
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  Speaker 2: He's Trey, which, by the way, last week, I think
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  Speaker 2: James on our Patreon spotted this. Last week when we
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  Speaker 2: were doing coming back from a break. I think I
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  Speaker 2: said I'm Trey and he's Dan. And the reason why
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  Speaker 2: I remember that is because I think I almost did
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  Speaker 2: it just now. But the weird thing is this, if
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  Speaker 2: I did that last week, none of us noticed. You
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  Speaker 2: didn't notice. I did notice, Jerry didn't notice, and as
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  Speaker 2: was the only one that noticed it. Guess it just
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  Speaker 2: goes to show how much people pay attention to what
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  Speaker 2: I have to say. All right, so what I have
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  Speaker 2: to say here here, I have seven statistics that the
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  Speaker 2: majority of US men believe. So let's see if we
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  Speaker 2: fall in line with the majority of our brothers. Trey, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: we've talked about this one before, but this is in
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  Speaker 2: a new situation. We've talked about this one before. Nearly
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  Speaker 2: half of men believe we could land a plane. A
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  Speaker 2: UGOV survey found that forty six percent of men believe
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  Speaker 2: they could land a commercial jet in an emergency with
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  Speaker 2: guidance from air traffic control. Aviation experts say landing is
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  Speaker 2: one of the most technically difficult parts of flying, making
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  Speaker 2: our confidence surprising.
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  Speaker 1: I say, yeah, you think you could land a plane?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, everything that it says there like you get you
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  Speaker 2: get you, you get guidance from air traffic control, Like
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  Speaker 2: all the other movies we've seen where it's a passenger,
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  Speaker 2: all the pilots are dead and a passenger has to
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  Speaker 2: land the plane and they don't know how, or they've
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  Speaker 2: only practiced on a on a on a you know,
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  Speaker 2: a single engine cessen the kind of thing, but they
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  Speaker 2: find a way. I mean with technology, with being able
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  Speaker 2: to be coached by air traffic control and other pilots
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  Speaker 2: to autopilot, and the technology and the cockpit. Now I
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  Speaker 2: think we could do it.
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  Speaker 1: The only way you could do it is if it
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  Speaker 1: only involved you turning some knobs, setting it to autopilot,
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  Speaker 1: and the autopilot can land.
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  Speaker 2: That should count.
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  Speaker 1: Not that does not count.
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  Speaker 2: I mean it.
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  Speaker 1: You know, the men they surveyed are not thinking that.
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  Speaker 1: They're thinking they could actually, you know, grab the stick
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  Speaker 1: and control the thrust and land the plane. No, there's
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  Speaker 1: not a yet freaking chance.
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  Speaker 2: It's because all of us have grown up playing video
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  Speaker 2: games and we feel like our joystake game is on point.
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  Speaker 2: We feel like we could take the controls of a
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  Speaker 2: jet and land it no problem. Yeah. No, many men
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  Speaker 2: believe they could survive in the wilderness. Surveys on survival
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  Speaker 2: confidence show more than half of men believe they could
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  Speaker 2: survive alone in the wilderness for several days. To us,
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  Speaker 2: several means seven. I don't know if that's how the
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  Speaker 2: other men in this survey felt. Researchers say men consistently
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  Speaker 2: rate their outdoor survival abilities higher than average in self
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  Speaker 2: assessment studies. Look, I feel like in an emergency, with help,
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  Speaker 2: I could land a commercial jet. I do not think
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  Speaker 2: I could survive several days in the wilderness three four days? Yes,
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  Speaker 2: a week play us, I don't think so. It also
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  Speaker 2: depends on the location location.
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  Speaker 1: What do I have on me? You know? Do I
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  Speaker 1: have at least a knife? And I mean if you
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  Speaker 1: just if the goal is just staying alive? And yeah, also,
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  Speaker 1: are we talking about a couple of days? Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: could probably stay alive for a couple of days, but
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  Speaker 1: after that, No, I am not that adept at camper
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  Speaker 1: and outdoorsman anything. Do I think I could probably if
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  Speaker 1: I had a good enough knife, do something where I could,
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  Speaker 1: you know, get a little bit of shelter. But no,
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  Speaker 1: I mean if you had some way to start a fire,
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  Speaker 1: I feel like that would be key. But do I
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  Speaker 1: know how to you know, rub two sticks together and
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  Speaker 1: really get a spark.
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  Speaker 2: No, It's been a while since I've referred to my manual.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so if I could start a fire if I
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  Speaker 3: had a knife, maybe a couple days, but.
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  Speaker 1: Ultimately something bad's gonna happen.
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  Speaker 2: What if you were dropped into the wilderness bear grills style? So,
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  Speaker 2: in other words, you do you think you could survive
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  Speaker 2: the wilderness by raw dog in it? You're going it's
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  Speaker 2: just the clothes on your back, no knife, no nothing.
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  Speaker 1: No bill Bear girls have special Forces training like they
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  Speaker 1: It's not like he just started doing that. No, absolutely not.
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  Speaker 2: While keeping in mind they did all the shooting and
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  Speaker 2: then they still went to the resort afterwards, right at
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  Speaker 2: the end of the day. That was a TV show.
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  Speaker 2: But you're right, if he had to do it, he
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  Speaker 2: could because he does know all those things. Many men
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  Speaker 2: believe they are above average drivers. Shocker driving studies show
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  Speaker 2: about fifty eight percent of men believe we are better
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  Speaker 2: than the average driver. I think I am yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, considering half the population's women, that's really not
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  Speaker 2: Wow, all of a sudden, I'm really really wishing that
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  Speaker 2: So let us know. Back to the seven statistics that
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: most of us men believe we can do. In other words,
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: seven examples of us being overly confident. Many men believe
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: that they can fix most household problems.
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  Speaker 1: I'm fairly handy. Uh, most is a big term.
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  Speaker 2: That's dangerous.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean basic plumbing, not not too bad. Electrical Nope.
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  Speaker 2: I try to avoid water and electrical where I where
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: I should.
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  Speaker 1: I if I can get to a fuse box, turn
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: something off and know that I'm not gonna zap myself. Okay,
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: Like you know, I can replace an outlet. I can
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: do stuff like that. Do not mess with natural gas
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: anything with natural gas. And yeah, plumbing, I mean I
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: can fix a running toilet and a lot of times,
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: a leaky you know this or that, but anything major, noah,
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: I I I'd rather pay someone to make sure it's
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: done right then do something stupid and cause more problems.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: Home improvement surveys show around sixty five percent of men
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: believe they can handle most household repairs themselves. Researchers say
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: this confidence is strongly linked to cultural expectations around do
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: it your self skills. This is still really really broad
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: as far as what most is and what are considered
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: household problems, because that's that's all kind of shifting. It's
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: it's different for everyone. Like what you see as a
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: fixable problem might be out of my realm of expertise,
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: or say like Daniel Cook from cook DFW Roofing and Restoration,
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: his idea of a DIY is my sell the house
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: and move. Oh, no doubt.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: I mean the only thing that lends some credibility to
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: that one is in in today's world, there's very few
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: things you can't You can't go on YouTube and find
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: find a video of how to. Yeah, and you know,
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: you know, if you have a basic skill set, yeah,
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: you could do a lot. It's just I said, for
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: me personally, always have to look at what happens if
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: I screw this up?
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: Exactly, if you screw it up, do you know how
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: to stop it from getting worse? Because if you don't,
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: then you shouldn't be doing it. That's the reason why
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: typically with plumbing stuff, I'm real, real antsy about that,
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: because the only way I'll do something is if by knowing.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: It's like, hey, where's my water shut off? In case
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: something really bad happens, I have to go turn this
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: thing off and call somebody. Many men believe that they
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: would handle what is it. Many men believe they would
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: handle emergencies well. Research on risk perception shows more than
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: half of men believe they would respond effectively in a
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: physical emergency. Studies also show men tend to rate their
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: responsibilities higher in crisis situation. You good in a crisis.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: In general? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: Many men believe they would take charge in a crisis.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: Would you be the leader.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: If I needed to be? I mean again, a lot
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: of it depends on what are the circumstances. If it's
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: something I had some knowledge of what to do and
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: how to do it.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: Sure, Studies on confidence show roughly fifty five percent of
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: men believe they would remain calm and lead during a crisis.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: Psychologists say men often report higher confidence in leadership under pressure.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: So there's a weird game I play when I'm on
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: a plane, like whenever we fly somewhere, I look around
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: and think, Okay, if the worst thing happened, this plane
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: goes down and most of us survive, who do I
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: think are going to be the reliable people who might
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: be problems? And who do I think might be leader types.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: It's just a weird game I play. And I also
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: look around to see what shoes people are wearing. It's
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: also the reason why I don't wear flip flops on planes,
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: just in case, Just in case, I want some clothes, towed.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: Shoes, solid, rational rationale.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: The sad part of that equation is I also do
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: the same thing when I go to the movies now,
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: because I can't trust being in a movie theater without
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: someone coming in and shooting up the place. So I
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: don't typically wear flip flops in places like that anymore.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: I don't I don't worry about so much shooting up
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: the place. I look for the nearest exit just in
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: case something stupid goes down. I mean, you know, probably
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: one of the biggest things. And I guess this probably
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: comes with age. On this scenario is do I want
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: to try to herd cats or do I want to
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: just save myself and get out.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: Well, I'll tell you this, Hurting cats and flip flops
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: ain't gonna happen. You're gonna want some.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: Shoes because, in my mind, especially in today's world, if
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: there's some sort of crisis, half the people are gonna
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: be sitting there with their phones trying to film stuff.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: That's true, you'll have the paparazzi trying to record everything. Yeah,
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: last one and then the cruise ship crisis. Speaking of crises,
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: some men believe they could beat a chimpanzee in a fight. No,
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: you're not. Yeah, look guys, I will have your back
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: and a lot of stuff. This is one I cannot
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: and will not and do not support. If you somehow
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: end up in a fight against a chimpanzee, you are
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: going to die and it's going to be ugly.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: Yes, like I if you've never if you've never touched
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: a chimpanzee and felt them, maybe I understand that. But
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: if you have and you know that, they're literally just
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: nothing but muscle and they can rip you limb from limb, literally, no, no,
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: where do you?
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: Where do you go to feel? Chimpanzees? Trey?
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: I we have talked about this before that when I
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: was a kid, I had there were chimpanzees Lulu and
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: Deeler that my dad was friends with their owner trainer,
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: and they would come to my birthday party. Now I
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: can get you a picture if you want.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: I would love to see that photo. Okay, one moment. Oh,
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: we have it like right now. Oh, this is gonna
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: be good. Well, he's collecting that survey data on animal
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: combat confidence. Jesus, I can't believe that's a thing shows
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: a number of men believe they could defeat a chimpanzee unarmed.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: Experts note chimpanzees are several times stronger than humans pound
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: for pound, making that belief unrealistic. Oh my god, that's
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: little tray with a monkey. I don't know what I
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: love more the smile on that monkey's face or the
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: socks you're wearing, or maybe it's just the whole package.
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: Please God, take a photo of that and send it
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: to me. Okay, No, seriously, we can't risk any sort
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: of a fire in your apartment and that thing goes
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: up in flames. That thing needs to live forever.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: I will scan it. Thank you.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: Terror looked over, so she's like, let me see that.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: So what I was telling, what I was saying as
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: you were gone. Survey data on animal combat confidence shows
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: a number of men believe they could defeat a chimpanzee unarmed,
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: and experts note that chimpanzees are several times stronger than
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: we are, and that's very unrealistic to think that. I
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: always always remember the story from years and years ago.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: There was a woman she was having some interaction with
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: a chimpanzee. I don't know if it was at a
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: zoo or whatever, a birthday party that you know, like
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: you had. Whatever, the scenario is, there's a woman in
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: a chimpanzee. The chimpanzee went crazy and or she did
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: something I don't know, and the chimpanzee ripped off her face. Yeah,
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: just snatched it, just with a fingertips, just snatched her
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: face off her head.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: I thought there was biting involved, but yeah, that's.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: There might have been that too, but I mean it
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: just face gone.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah I think that happened in Ohio, but yeah, that's no.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: You are not going to defeat a chimpanzee. They will
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: absolutely tear you limb from limb if they do not,
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: and they're force is unbelievable. So yo, pick how you
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: want to die? Yeah, getting you one with your own arm, Yeah,
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: I think. I think that's the one that I think
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: the monkey would do. It's gonna rip your arm off
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: and then beat you with it till you're dead. So no,
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: I don't think you're going to beat up a chimpanzee, dudes.
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: I maybe a macock like some of the smaller monkeys,
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: maybe have a chance.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: Sure you think you'd win a battle with a maccock.
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: Well, I've got practice, all right.
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: And finally today inside the treehouse, the cruise ship crisis
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: that is happening. Oh hang on, I lost it. More
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: than one hundred and fifty people on board Princess Cruises
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: ship became ill with NARA virus during a Caribbean voyage
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: this week. That's according to the CDC. The outbreak occurred
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: aboard the Star Princess during a voyage from March seven
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: to March fourteenth. That's according to the CDC's Vessel Sanitation program.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: Didn't know that was a thing, now, I know that
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: that program monitors illness on cruise ships. On this cruise ship,
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: those reported sick included one hundred four passengers, forty nine
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: crew members out of the forty out of the forty
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: three hundred passengers, and fifteen hundred crew members in total.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: According to the CDC, the most commonly reported symptoms of
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: norovirus diarrhea and vomiting, or as we call it here
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: in the Treehouse, sphinxing because you're doing both at the
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: same time. The best thing you can do is get
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: in a tub and just let it happen. In response
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: to the outbreak, Princess Cruises increased cleaning and disinfection procedures,
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: isolated sick passengers and crew members, and collected stool samples
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: from sick individuals. That's the part of the story I
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: hadn't heard before. I've heard of neurovirus on cruise ships
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: a lot. It usually happens a few times a year.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: I didn't know, though, that someone has to go around
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: and collect some of those samples for testing, which can't
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: be fun because diarrhea.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: I You could have also titled this story the number
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: one reason why Trey doesn't want to go on a cruise.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: This fear right here because I think about the crap
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: that happened, you know, at the beginning of COVID and
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: all the other times you hear about these stories where
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: these cruise ships get you know, this virus that just
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: runs through the ship and it's just you know, people
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: having gastro intestinal issues and no, uh.
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: Huh, and it's and it's in it's in small spaces,
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: it's in tight quarters because like in reality, your quarters
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: were your standing. Your room on cruise ships is small.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: And the whole idea is it's not that big of
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: a deal having a small room because you're gonna be
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: doing so much stuff. You're only gonna be in your
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: room just to sleep and like clean up, and then
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: you're back out doing activities. You're eating, you're gambling, you're
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: at the pool, you're watching a movie, you're doing the
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: water whatever, all the all the cruise ship activities. Now,
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: imagine when you book a cruise, imagine you get sick
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: with noravirus and now you have to stay in that room.
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: So keep that in mind when you book your next cruise,
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: because they're not going to let you out that that
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: is your personal cell the rest of the time, and
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: someone's gonna come in looking like it's one of the
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: bad guys at the end of et and they're gonna be,
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: you know, picking up stool samples from you.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: You can do a lot on a cruise ship. You
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: just can't shit on the lido deck.
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: And let that be known. That's the reason why we
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: don't do cruises. We want to do it anywhere we want.
• 38:06
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