Latest / The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of / Hello Sailor Boy Update and 2003 Radio Article from June 1st, 2026
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- 0:00Speaker 1: I heard from my sailor's son this weekend.
- 0:02Speaker 2: What did you hear?
- 0:04Speaker 1: Well, he called me.
- 0:05Speaker 3: I don't get to talk to him very often, so
- 0:08Speaker 3: it made me very happy when I saw his name pop.
- 0:11Speaker 1: Up on my phone.
- 0:13Speaker 3: And we actually heard from another Navy mom this morning
- 0:17Speaker 3: for check in. She said her daughter is a firefighter
- 0:20Speaker 3: on an aircraft carrier, and we were bemoaning the fact
- 0:24Speaker 3: that we can't send our kids things because they're not
- 0:28Speaker 3: getting their mail.
- 0:29Speaker 1: Hello, sailor boy, She said.
- 0:33Speaker 3: Her daughter said that the food situation on the aircraft
- 0:36Speaker 3: carrier has not been great, and she said, please send protein.
- 0:39Speaker 1: Bars, which the mom said she did, but she's not
- 0:42Speaker 1: getting them.
- 0:44Speaker 3: Festus told me that they haven't received mail since February. Wow,
- 0:50Speaker 3: And I said, oh, there he is X ninety six
- 0:52Speaker 3: dot com slash live um. He said, the shipments of
- 1:00Speaker 3: things that would normally be like mail or you know,
- 1:03Speaker 3: munitions and and.
- 1:07Speaker 1: Other non essential items.
- 1:09Speaker 3: I guess, so I haven't even tried to send him
- 1:12Speaker 3: anything in a while. I put him together a little
- 1:17Speaker 3: care package with Kerry Jackson. Gave me some comic books
- 1:20Speaker 3: to put in there.
- 1:21Speaker 2: But I've got another stack for him.
- 1:23Speaker 3: Has been getting it though, no not since February, and
- 1:27Speaker 3: I just wonder what happens to it. It sits in
- 1:30Speaker 3: a warehouse in Virginia, and they say, we don't have room.
- 1:35Speaker 3: We're shipping more important things than your mail. And he's
- 1:40Speaker 3: and I said, so, what what are things like there?
- 1:42Speaker 3: And he said, you know, he's very cagy, like, is
- 1:45Speaker 3: everything okay?
- 1:46Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, he has to be. He's fine.
- 1:51Speaker 3: But so he's on a on an island in the
- 1:53Speaker 3: middle of the Indian Ocean where they're staging a lot
- 1:56Speaker 3: of stuff because a lot of our bases in the
- 2:00Speaker 3: Middle East have been compromised or damaged or so the
- 2:04Speaker 3: boats will come in to the island and they restock
- 2:08Speaker 3: from what they have on the island. So they get
- 2:11Speaker 3: you know, they get low on supplies because they have
- 2:14Speaker 3: to put them on the ships and.
- 2:15Speaker 1: Send them out.
- 2:16Speaker 3: But he said it was very exciting because they got
- 2:19Speaker 3: a shipment of uncrustables.
- 2:22Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's the other.
- 2:24Speaker 1: Picture I sent you there, Dawson.
- 2:26Speaker 3: So this is his friend shopping in the store there
- 2:30Speaker 3: on the island, filling up that basket full of uncrustables
- 2:36Speaker 3: that came in. He's stalking up but if you can
- 2:38Speaker 3: look behind him.
- 2:39Speaker 2: That makes me want some uncrustables on the ship.
- 2:42Speaker 1: So you see some shelves with things on them. I
- 2:44Speaker 1: zoomed in on those.
- 2:46Speaker 3: That's like shampoo, you know, stuff like No, I mean,
- 2:51Speaker 3: it's like soap and shampoo and shaving cream and stuff.
- 2:53Speaker 1: All those bear shelves around. That's where the food goes.
- 2:58Speaker 1: There's there. They're good on shampoo, but for food shaved
- 3:04Speaker 1: their heads anywhere.
- 3:05Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to call
- 3:07Speaker 4: back that shipment of shampoo I was sending off.
- 3:10Speaker 3: But the big exciting thing that happened on the island
- 3:14Speaker 3: this week was they got a.
- 3:15Speaker 1: Shipment of on crust.
- 3:16Speaker 2: Well that's great, So.
- 3:18Speaker 3: They're gonna they're gonna survive another week or two with
- 3:22Speaker 3: peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. But I'm super bummed because
- 3:27Speaker 3: the whole point of us planning this trip to Japan
- 3:30Speaker 3: that we're taking was to go meet him, because he said,
- 3:35Speaker 3: because we said we'd love to see you, we haven't
- 3:37Speaker 3: seen you for months, and he said, you know, if
- 3:41Speaker 3: you can get yourself to Japan, I can meet you there.
- 3:44Speaker 2: Great.
- 3:44Speaker 3: We planned a trip and then we had to start
- 3:47Speaker 3: a war in the interim and they are not letting
- 3:50Speaker 3: anybody go on leave at all, and so much so
- 3:56Speaker 3: that Fastus is supposed to be done with this round
- 4:00Speaker 3: at the island in August and then he would come
- 4:05Speaker 3: home for a couple of weeks and then go on
- 4:07Speaker 3: to his next assignment, which is supposed to be l Salvador.
- 4:11Speaker 1: All of that is on hold as well well, So.
- 4:14Speaker 4: It's good it's good news for us. I mean, it's
- 4:16Speaker 4: bad news for you, but good news for for us
- 4:18Speaker 4: because he can't meet you in Japan, so I guess
- 4:21Speaker 4: you'll just be staying.
- 4:22Speaker 1: No, we're still we're still going.
- 4:26Speaker 2: We're going well.
- 4:27Speaker 3: And his superior officer said, if by some miracle this war.
- 4:32Speaker 1: Ends between now and then, you have my permission to
- 4:36Speaker 1: going to But I don't. I don't think that. But
- 4:40Speaker 1: now so that it very likely I could.
- 4:43Speaker 3: Maybe not see him till December. Maybe now after I
- 4:47Speaker 3: thought I was going to see him.
- 4:48Speaker 4: It's been a lot longer since I've seen him. I'm
- 4:52Speaker 4: not you could surely wait out because I haven't seen
- 4:56Speaker 4: him for years.
- 4:58Speaker 3: So so I appreciated hearing from that Navy mom this morning.
- 5:03Speaker 3: I know there's other people dealing with the same thing,
- 5:06Speaker 3: and Bill was like, why don't you just you know,
- 5:08Speaker 3: how often can you talk to your sailor And it's hard,
- 5:14Speaker 3: especially on a ship when they sometimes have Wi Fi
- 5:16Speaker 3: and sometimes don't, and you can't just send them a
- 5:18Speaker 3: letter because they're not getting them.
- 5:20Speaker 2: No, Okay, let's see we still had a little time.
- 5:24Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah.
- 5:24Speaker 4: So I've been thinking about our party this this week
- 5:29Speaker 4: end Saturday, fortieth anniversary party. We have a special prize. Now,
- 5:33Speaker 4: we have a special gift for everybody who has bought
- 5:37Speaker 4: tickets to the party. Well, special gift we're gonna give you. No,
- 5:43Speaker 4: I think I won't tell you any more than that,
- 5:44Speaker 4: but everybody's going to get a little gift. But I
- 5:47Speaker 4: was so, I don't know why this came up. I
- 5:49Speaker 4: was looking for something and I came across an old
- 5:53Speaker 4: Lynn r V column in the Deserat News. He used
- 5:57Speaker 4: to write a column called Radio Dial and he would do,
- 6:01Speaker 4: you know, just once a week radio news, so forth.
- 6:05Speaker 4: And so this is a look at the end of
- 6:07Speaker 4: the year. And this is I think two thousand and three,
- 6:13Speaker 4: and so we've been on the air forty years. This
- 6:16Speaker 4: was twenty three years ago, okay, And I'm reading through
- 6:20Speaker 4: some of the happenings. Here's what happened in January two
- 6:23Speaker 4: thousand and three The Kiss Morning Show featuring Dexter and Mercedes.
- 6:29Speaker 4: It's a new show. Also, let's see Casey Scott of
- 6:35Speaker 4: k e Z Chunga and Mister Show. Is Casey Scott
- 6:41Speaker 4: has burned in a radio stunt, but not seriously. February
- 6:48Speaker 4: here's CAZy HD sponsors of Valentine's Day massacre with eighty
- 6:52Speaker 4: women diving into a huge cake to find a diamond ring.
- 6:57Speaker 4: So I go through all of these, there's another. Well,
- 7:01Speaker 4: let's see, uh uh the provo girl replaces the chinaman
- 7:06Speaker 4: on k R geez really.
- 7:08Speaker 2: Yes, kub L's cables.
- 7:12Speaker 4: Johnson and Johnson host a Red, Right and Blue rally
- 7:15Speaker 4: for US troops in Iraq. Oh, here's what I didn't
- 7:18Speaker 4: think there we were mentioned at all, but we are.
- 7:22Speaker 4: Mike Summers leaves k x R K.
- 7:26Speaker 2: That. I think that's the only mention in the whole year.
- 7:29Speaker 1: You know, if I knew you were doing this. I
- 7:31Speaker 1: have a bunch of these.
- 7:33Speaker 2: I ask of the actually these actual columns.
- 7:37Speaker 1: It's just I gave them to Katie.
- 7:39Speaker 2: She scanned amazing.
- 7:40Speaker 1: She scanned a bunch of them to put But.
- 7:43Speaker 4: It's just kind of striking to me that I can
- 7:45Speaker 4: read through all of this and we were doing a
- 7:49Speaker 4: damn good show twenty three years ago, but we're we don't.
- 7:57Speaker 4: There's no mention of radio file in this whole thing.
- 8:00Speaker 2: He had kind of a contentious relationship with Lynn.
- 8:04Speaker 3: I will go get I have, like I said, I
- 8:07Speaker 3: have a bunch of them at my desk, and he does.
- 8:10Speaker 1: He does mention.
- 8:11Speaker 4: Well as time goes as time goes by. But it's
- 8:16Speaker 4: and but it also is just kind of weird to
- 8:18Speaker 4: read all of this.
- 8:19Speaker 1: And all those people that aren't around it.
- 8:21Speaker 4: These people are just not around anymore. Uh here, this
- 8:25Speaker 4: will make you sad. Let's see Jeff Hans and Laura
- 8:29Speaker 4: Jones comprise the new Jeff and Jones Morning Show on
- 8:31Speaker 4: kjqun remember the Jeff and Jones Morning Show on KJQN.
- 8:36Speaker 4: I think that lasted about a week as former morning
- 8:40Speaker 4: host cousin Brad moves to overnights at k x r K.
- 8:46Speaker 4: KJQU also debuts the new Bessie Milk piece. It's just
- 8:54Speaker 4: I Just Paul Coffee is the new morning DJ at
- 8:57Speaker 4: k E g A. All these people and they came
- 9:01Speaker 4: and went, came and went and here we are.
- 9:05Speaker 2: I don't. It just sort of blows me away.
- 9:08Speaker 1: It just was Bill Frost mentioned in there at all?
- 9:11Speaker 2: Let me see.
- 9:12Speaker 4: No, no, I don't think so.
- 9:16Speaker 2: Let me look.
- 9:16Speaker 4: Uh oh, maybe maybe it was. Did you have something
- 9:21Speaker 4: to do with Marty Patch winning k E n z's
- 9:24Speaker 4: shows your NTV commercial contest?
- 9:26Speaker 2: I don't remember. Maybe all right,