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Episode 304: Milk O' Clock · Not That Serious

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  M hmmm mm hm. Oh hey the time people need to go back dancing
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  like that. Nah, yeah, that whole or when they were doing the
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  almost yes, they were reversing all round breaking stuff. When they was reversing,
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  reversing everything said, I saw this tweet that was talking about they used
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  the term Anthony Edwards edging a gatoride Yo. Did you see it? Though?
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  Yeah, he kept almost taking a ship like I might drinking it.
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  Isn't that terminology. I was like, this is some very was it an
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  interview? He was like woman post game like he would be talking like,
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  yeah, you know, the game was gonna did but then he did that
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  for like a minute stare and we're like, drink the gatorade please, the
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  anticipation. I don't think he drank it the whole the whole He didn't drink
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  it the whole whole interview like he kept doing. It's like, yeah,
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  man, the game was crazy. I just we just need to do better.
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  Nah, Like honestly, but listen, question I got fouled out.
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  You know what I'm saying. That happened and things gonna but what about the
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  last But listen, when you watch the game of basketball, you just see
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  it's all about defense, and we just weren't lacking. You know, they
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  really just out rebound us. Like Nigga drink the ship please, was going
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  crazy. I was. I'm just like, my brain is seen him trouble,
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  but he's not doing it. I'm like the spiders are crawling in my
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  head. God, if he doesn't drink that, another baby's gonna die.
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  Please, the apocalypse. He's drinking. Please. Every time he doesn't drink
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  drinks, a baby won't be born. He got extrapolated from gatorade. If
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  he doesn't drink that drink gatorade, man's gonna be fired. If he's fired,
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  he's gonna go home and kills as been wise because he didn't have enough
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  electional likes na get your potassium. Children. He stabbed the election likes out
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  of his wife. Hmmm, that's grusso okay, individually taking election all right,
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  you're drinking the election. He's drinking the electric lights out of their blood.
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  The horror. He's gonna have a great game next week. He is
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  gonna live for Everything's fine, Let me add where's let me let me ad
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  them. You get some of this cat he needs it. You only put
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  a fourteen dork, no cat, cat cat. They called him seven foot
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  your last game seven foot de lo. Yeah, did you see him in
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  uh and Rudy Gobert sizsor each other. Yeah, they looked like the goofiest
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  as. It looks so stupid, bro, he was just watch and a
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  Dominican he was about to pick him up and just slid it straight into him
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  and their legs. He looked like he was about to tear his knee.
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  They they look bad like you. They literally absolute bomb get out of their
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  nuts, touched like that, probably felt crazy. Docked each other. They
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  each different kind of horny podcast They said their nuts there acking each other.
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  What is docking? Come on, just think about it when the Chinese figure
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  chapped each other, you know the French. You know they're uncircumcised, both
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  uncircumcised, flap skin just yeah, but cat's americanized there, they're both Americanized
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  at this point now, but came from France. So you're saying he's just
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  enveloped. No, yeah, it's just going over the top of his's kind
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  of like like a little sweat, like a like a sand word from dude.
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  Yeah, I see your cold a little broke, so I just gotta
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  stay soft and he just here it comes cat here, he comes shut,
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  Here comes the word bro. Somebody posted on our comments you why every telling
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  me you come up with my fo you page? It's always something sucks.
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  I'm telling you, you like, it's a already we already said it.
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  We already said this algorithm. We said that the algorithms gay because you're gay.
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  And that's okay, and that's all right, but the calls coming from
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  inside the algorithm is your truth. It is it. Don't come up with
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  nothing that they don't think you like. They got me pegged. They got
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  me to the tithm that God, that would be crazy. Exactly, We'll
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  get peg, We'll get Keena back. Yeah, yeah, my algorithm is
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  all right. This isn't exactly we're checking. Is literally anth Is Anthony Edwards
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  on which cats Instagram. I ain't gonna lie. It's pretty just on the
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  export page. I'm looking at I got football. Uh. Rumors of Jimmy
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  Butler coming back to the Sixers. Chicken upwa update on Darwin New Year's from
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  Liverpool. Hopefully they get rid of his bitch ass. Kendrick Lamar Old game
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  Cuban Pokemon Games and fat asses. It's got me pretty good, pretty good.
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  Here the animal chiropractor. Okay, oh is it that big german guy?
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  Like is that the one that did do bro minds? Is nothing but
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  football giants, football Lakers, basketball and meal preps. He'll crack, he'll
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  crack a dog back and they catch it right in the mouth. Ah,
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  they got me, They got me, They got me looking bad at out
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  here. I got golf stuff stretching white women and white women. How dare
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  they out there? And all I got a thick ass agent girl though she's
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  a little a little thing. It's the pants. Yeah, that's the d
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  so probably because sometimes it'd be like, okay, the pants are making it?
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  Do that? What the little workout pants? Yeah? Probably? Like
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  how like they like they come in? Yeah, it's like you walk around
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  with a permanent wedgie and you explaine. I appreciate the engineering now mm hmm.
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  Shout out to them, Shout out to them. Well, yeah,
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  it's Monday. You already know what time it is. Are you smarter than
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  nts? Another iteration back again. Oh did we even do the intro?
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  No, we didn't, never mind, Hi not that serious podcast. Michael
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  Julian Keenan, I'm on aka doctor Waffle, yup, and we are here
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  and now yep speaker, Spotify, man in there, Peter uh the Peter
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  Pepper pick the peck ye Patreon of three fifteen five Mega make a Beater tear,
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  Yeah, beat off, beat behind a lee, Yeah, no beat
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  elitist, but no adds at all. More episodes, Yeah, more episodes,
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  merch different stuff, let's distractions find out? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  And as I was saying, are you smarter than nts? Back again
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  and yeah, so I got five questions for you. I got distracted by
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  Keenan's paint video. Yeah, five questions for you, varying difficulties, no
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  greater than fifth grade level, different subjects, and yeah, here we go.
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  First, we're going to start out with some science. Fuck what so
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  what gas do plants take in for the photosynthesis? What gas do plants take
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  in for photosynthesis? Next question, what is the largest country by land area
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  in the world? What is the largest country by land area in the world,
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  largest country, country, largest singular country in the world by area land
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  area. I'm not sure what other kind of area you could have for a
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  country, but that's what it says in the question and as always now these
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  questions are brought to you by chat GPT. I want to say this is
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  really tripping you up here. That's okay, okay mmmmm. Next question,
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  what are the primary colors? Hello? Softball question for you? What are
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  the primary colors? Question number four? What is the name of the first
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  ten amendments to the United States Constitution? What is the name of the first
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  ten amendments to the US Constitution? It has a specific name. It's easy
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  to forget you said. You said the first the first ten amendments to the
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  Constitution. I'm not drawing the one. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Well, last question,
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  what is the smallest continent by land areas? The smallest continent by land area,
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  so we have the biggest country. Question number five, we have the
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  smallest continent. I was, I don't want to use the smallest continent by
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  land I let you off the hook. No math questions this time. Ah,
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  too bad. I'm really what are you all doing? I'm really drawing
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  a blank on number four. I'm just going through the seven. Put down
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  whatever you think it is. Just put down something. You can't be wrong
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  if you you can't be right. If you put something down. Is that
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  a continent? All right? Ken you have five seconds five four because it's
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  three two one about to fad for that one. No, that's all right.
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  Okay, So is that a continent? First question? What a guess?
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  Or what plants? So? Sorry? What gas did plants take in
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  for photosynthesis? Nitrogen? Oxygen? Carbon dioxide? There we go, keen
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  it? Yeah, because we give up and we take it disappointed. Oh
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  wow, bro, I got scared for a second. I'm like, said
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  nitrogen? What I'm like, what about carbon dioxide? Carbon dioxide? Because
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  we two we exhale carbon dioxide. They take that and we take in oxygen.
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  That's the easiest way to think about it exactly. I was like,
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  yeah, there's at least there's oxygen involved. Mikey just came out of nowhere
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  with nitrogen with it. Okay, what's the largest country by land area?
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  China? Russia? Keenan? Is it North America? Is it North America?
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  That is a continent? I mean, well America, the United States?
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  No, it's Russia. It's Russia. Good job ship. Okay,
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  this was s R. Yeah that only said the other days somebody was talking
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  about how like they didn't realize how big America was its like, it's not
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  that big. Russia is huge. Yeah, yeah, a lot of inhabited
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  lands, but I know it's still huge, giants, enormous. All right.
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  What are the primary colors? Red, blue, and yellow, I
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  said, Rogie bib that's all of that's primary. Extra wants to red,
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  yellow, and blue. Yeah you added in the orange, green, purple?
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  My god? Okay. Fourth question, what is the name of the
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  first ten Amendments to the US Constitution? Oh, let's call good stop.
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  I saw you write, right, I was like, God, what's he
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  doing? What? I'm pretty sure that's it? All right? And the
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  last question, smallest continent by land area Australia right, South America Australia Australia.
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  Okay, oh wow, okay. The only reason I didn't say wrong
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  is because it is really big. Still it is. I just didn't.
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  Yeah, I'm sitting them like, once you see it on the map,
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  it's obvious, but thinking about it, it's like, this is no big?
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  Is it? Really? Yeah? After me off? Yeah, another
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  w for keenan Ano over, Yeah, Mike sold this. Yeah, what's
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  up? Keenes two for two? Tell pat saying figure out your initials exactly.
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  P T. You the total the negative. Last name is the block.
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  Yeah, I don't know what was like. That was Usher's fourth single
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  on his third album. Fourth single on the third album is Disgusting. So
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  the third album is Confessions No. Eighty seven O uh eighty seven O one.
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  The third single, the third single, four, fourth single, w
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  Why I Feelt It's You Turn? I didn't have four singles. That album
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  didn't have four singles? Is throwing your curve ball? No, there's no
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  fu way would you say it was you Turn? Jesus Christ, he did
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  it? Really? That's crazy. He's an usher genius. This niggas an
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  usher? Really? Was you Turn? Remind me? You remind me?
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  You got it bad. You don't have to call the niggas. I don't.
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  I don't like you her, that's crazy. I don't like you.
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  Wasn't sixth single on Raymond Versus Raymond. There were six singles on that one.
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  Six single, Yeah, yeah, you got me on that one because
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  Raymond versus Raymond. Okay, Raymon versus Raymond. Yeah, come on,
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  come on, Keenan, come on, I'm rooting for you. Damn.
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  I can't give past four. There's no way that there were six singles.
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  On what was the six Can you name the first four? On Raymond versus
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  Raymond? Was? That was the ed M album? That was kind of
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  yeah, that was, wasn't it? Yeah? It was because I know
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  ye was DJ got your Phone in love again on that one? That wasn't
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  that one? No, damn thinking the wrong? Are you sure? Joy?
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  I'm sure no, because I'm looking at the deluxe Yeah, he's right,
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  but I'm looking at the singles. It was the deluxe version that's on
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  that album, though, But well, if on the deluxe one, then
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  I thought that was the first either way, six singles, more, more,
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  More, I don't even know what that is. Oh, that's the
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  uh, give it up, feed it up, fit it on the floor,
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  take it the NBA Jon he knows that. Wow, I know my
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  usher people papers, Hey daddy, little freaking omen that album, There goes
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  my Baby and then more. That's that's that's that. M versus R was
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  pretty good. What was third movie? Third? You could have guessed his
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  third movie. I can't even think of his lighted Up? What's the first
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  movie? Light It Up? Wasn't he in a movie with a white woman?
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  Probably there's a lot of white women where no like it was odds are
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  I might got it right? Slight it up? Light it up? What
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  the fuck is lighted up? Bullshit? The one in the school. It's
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  when he was real young, like real first movie was The Faculty. I've
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  never even seen him act. What the fuck? What she's all that?
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  But the third movies lighted up? Michael's right, But my guess what what
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  was that one movie he did? I only know about that movie from the
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  Boondogs episode. She's like, I need my dog lighted up? Oh wow?
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  In the mix, in the mixed mix, the one with the white
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  woman bad hair, he was in that Emmanuel she creaked. I can't even
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  their name of Creek was on like MTV. It was like an MTV movie.
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  Mhmm. Yeah, I've never seen I've never seen him act. I've
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  never had any desire to, so keep that lack of desire. I don't
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  think I'm missing out on anything. You got that what you turn? That's
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  crazy? Good job. The thing is that song really isn't I really don't
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  like that song. All ws all w's all w's and chat and no tomatoes,
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  no tomato cans, no rocks, no tomato bricks, no breaks bricks
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  tomatoes for this week, Like, I hate y'all for that. You He's
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  like, he's still mumbling, why would you glad that you did? Yo?
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  Just we're like this niggah man had a back spasm because like the aunt
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  what the niggas said? He said, these tomatoes ain't hard enough and they
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  switched the bricks. I was like, all right, all right, because
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  always a good time when we do the pot of ths Man interactive and interacting
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  with the people's good time. Well, we got a good fan base,
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  listeners, good, good group of people, chaps, good people over there,
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  so good people on both sides. I don't even know what to talk
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  about in these episodes. I was going to talk about the baby because we
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  lost our show man show guns done. Man, that's all right. I
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  want to cry. We got some new anime recommendations I forgot to bring up.
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  I still don't watched Free I haven't finished it, but it's just it's
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  cool. I thought it was going to be better based on what everyone was
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  saying, but it's good so far. Also, new Demon Slayer just hit
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  the streets. We're talking about anime Demon Slayer. Oh okay, I thought
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  you met Mango. I was gonna say to yourself, no, the anime
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  just hit the not even cartoons. I don't want to read fucking death game.
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  Well his ship is I read subtitles same. I gotta watch it,
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  bro, That's game is crazy, So you gotta watch Vilain Benland. There's
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  just so much ship that second season. So it was like, Okay,
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  I understand talking about some narration and Dan that's that's like it's it's just I
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  like that, like it's good storytelling because it's like it's like a re examination
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  because like the first he is just high octane, kill kill fat a bat
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  about. But now it's just like, oh, he got to reconcile with
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  all this. It was like Game of Thrones to like the Catcher and the
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  Rye like so basically like the brief overview, Villain talking about this guy,
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  this young kid he they lived. It's the good thing about this show is
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  that it's based on like actual like areas, actual areas and Nordic history.
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  So it's about like you know, Leif Erickson and all that and ship like
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  you. I did not know that was a real nigga until that show.
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  I'm like, oh, he's a real actual He's like I didn't know nobody
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  until Vinlin saga. No. I thought that was a guys. I thought
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  that was a guy they made up on the SpongeBob, But then I was
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  like, oh, he's a So he was like the first Viking to actually
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  discover America because everybody, if you don't know, Vikings discovered America before Christopher
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  Columbus did. In Greenland, they were there. They were in Greenland,
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  like north North America. So it's like, it's about this guy there in
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  like in like the Arctic area, like in between Greenland and whatever. Find
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  out his dad is like a strong warrior. They call him back to war.
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  He gets killed, and he's like growing up trying to get revenge on
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  the people that killed him. Slowly becomes a killer himself, killing mad like
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  mad people, running with these guys to kill her, just trying to get
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  revenge she's trying to get it's just killing Mabby just to get to the one
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  guy who wants to get to Then after that things happen and now he's a
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  slave. In the second season, he's just on a farm now, so
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  it goes from he's killing everybody, so now it's just like a meek farmer
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  just he don't even he don't want to fight. It's just like it's a
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  vast changing pace and tone. He lost his It loses a lot of people.
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  And I understand, well he lost his drive after he actually killed the
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  guy, right, isn't that what happened? He didn't kill the guy.
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  The guy, Oh when the guy got killed, was killed in front of
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  him and he couldn't he even't get the satisfaction killed. So now it's like
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  and if it's been ten years, he's ten years trying to fight this nigga
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  that he wouldn't go back home. He's had opportunities to go back on to
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  his family, but he was so obsessive revenged. He's looking about like,
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  oh my god, these past fifteen ten to fifteen years have been for nothing.
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  He ends up a slave and now he's like trying to reconcile all.
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  He's trying to be a good guy, but like he's fighting because he's killed
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  mad people, innocent and not innocent, women and children, women and children.
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  And remember these vikings. They they they pillaged our word and pillage and
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  they was really getting it in. Sounds like an anime version of one hundred
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  d's for Enemy doubt, no, no, what if he turned into a
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  wolf dinger? He did so wrong. But now he's trying to be good
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  doing all these good deeds. I'm just saying you, all these good deals,
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  he's not doing any good. He's not He's just doing nothing. Simple
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  life. He's just trying to do a simple like that. He's not trying
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  to be like a saint. Okay, he's just trying to be out the
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  way. But but yeah, I understand why people like get they missed that
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  show, Like what like the second loses people. I get it. I
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  wasn't gonna stop once I started watching like the review videos and the analysis.
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  That's what I do when I get into something. I get into a d
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  and I watched all types of analysis and stuff like that. Like did you
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  watch the thing I said about the Doom the hour and a half video?
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  Oh, bru, that was an hour and a half analysis. That's fair
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  because you know what I do. I commute, So I just listened to
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  the ship while I drive. I commute to my that's room. Yeah,
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  like I'm driving, so I just got this. Okay, the ben a
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  Jesi Rich I'm like yeah, yeah, And there are no computers in this
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  world because of the book Larry and Jiha that took place year. What the
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  are you talking about? I'm like, yeah, okay, I'm about a
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  by the book you're talking about it. But yeah, like that was good,
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  and then there's a whole bunch of stuff. I gotta start watching Go
• 25:53
  Go Loser Ranger. Yes, I still haven't watched it about that? Is
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  that on Crunchy Road? It's on Prime know that it's Loser Ranger. Yeah,
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  it's one about the fake Power Rangers. Heard about that. It's like
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  the Power Rangers, the Boys, that's pretty much because they're like fake Superos
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  and the Yeah, so their whole thing is they were here to fight the
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  whatever, monsters whatever. But the thing is, the monsters aren't coming around
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  like they used to, so then they force chaos to then fix it.
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  But then somebody peeps game. It was like, wait, it's them,
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  Like they're the reason why it shit keeps happening. They're forcing so yeah something
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  and somebody's trying to infiltrate and all that stuff. But yeah, now it's
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  supposed to be like funny or oh well, I don't know. I think
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  it's just like an action pack. A lot of blood lots of lots of
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  blood. Uh. I think they're like six or seven episodes in so I
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  can Loser Range. Then we got Windbreaker. What's that which is? I
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  think it's like it's one of those like high school type settings where it's like
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  there's some fighting going on. So I don't know too much about it.
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  I like to go in with like a little little detail and you just find
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  out more as you go. Then we got Kaiju number eight. Heard about
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  that. Heard about our boy Ignorant Noodle he was talking about that, and
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  he was talking about how it's like Loser Ranger. Hul okay, Yeah,
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  so yeah Kaiju number eight, Win Breaker, go go Loser Ranger. Those
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  are that's those the anime lineup anime section of the right now. I started
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  watching just because the O G one. The O g one is gas.
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  Yeah, once you get the second one is when they see that's real dragon
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  ball z e okay where it goes limit like literally all right, real real
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  quick dive into that. Yeah. First couple of early seasons they really remind
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  you actual ninjas, all right, Like they got they throwing Shurar kennas and
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  they're like it does damage or like they're doing the little hand signs when they
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  do the ship shapta, they don't do no hand signs, they just it
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  just be like water beam, like it turns into fucking dragon ball z damn
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  there, like my big beam is better than your being. It gets too
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  much, it falls into pretty much it turns into bean battles, sword fighting
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  without honestly, it looks like fucking sell versus go on, like god,
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  damn nigga. Like, well, I was just gonna watch the first one.
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  I was gonna be watching Shop. Now I'm just gonna watch it has
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  its moments the second part, but definitely at like at like the last third,
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  it's like Bully this year. And then I just recently started rewatching How
• 28:51
  I Met Your Mother Again. I don't think you need to do that.
• 28:55
  I don't need to, but its a it was a good show. It's
• 28:56
  a good show, but we got other things to watch. That's like going
• 29:02
  to sleep, Okay, that's your comfort show. Yeah. I think now
• 29:06
  that it's over, I'm going to start to uh get well, I've always
• 29:10
  watched it and liked it, but I'm going to commit to watching all of
• 29:12
  curves. That's what I was thinking. What's curve Curb Your Enthusiasm with Larry
• 29:18
  Davis sounds familiar. So it's a show with Larry Davi. Larry David is
• 29:22
  the guy that created sign felt, So if it's really a show that's like
• 29:29
  about him but not about him, right, Yeah, and it's it's some
• 29:33
  of the funniest. Some of these episodes are some of the funniest ship I've
• 29:37
  ever seen. The doctor's office one was funny doctors always one of the Palestinian
• 29:41
  chicken one was funny Korean bookie. I never seen that one. I've seen
• 29:47
  one when he tripped shack. Yeah, freaking book when he went to the
• 29:51
  Dodgers game. No, no, no, that's not freak books. When
• 29:53
  he went to something else but freak book. But what's the one where we
• 29:57
  went to the car pool. Yes, saved the guy's life. Yes,
• 30:03
  it was one way he went to his one friend. He was like,
• 30:06
  hen, they're like in their sixty The dude's like, he's like, man,
• 30:10
  like he wanted the dude like his mom just died, right, his
• 30:14
  dad died. His mom just died, so both his parents and dad.
• 30:17
  He's like, yeah, you know, he owes me twenty dollars. But
• 30:21
  it's not a bright time to ask him for the twenty dollars at home,
• 30:23
  but your dad just died and then he went up and so he's like,
• 30:26
  yeah, you remember that twenty dollars year. He's like, why would you
• 30:29
  ask me that like that? He's like, I'm an orphan. Yeah,
• 30:32
  that's why I posted after my nana died. That's my uncles. Yo.
• 30:38
  He looked at he was like the lord to be an orphan and what you're
• 30:42
  talking about both my parents are dad, I'm an orphan. Like, I
• 30:45
  don't think that, callimon. I don't think it does. I don't think
• 30:49
  it's definitely like mid sixty talking about I'm an orphan. No, brother,
• 30:53
  your parents are just you're just living like you're you're this is that was like,
• 31:00
  this is you are? You're an orphan. When it's nine in that
• 31:03
  appage, you are sixty five. They should have been dead ten years ago.
• 31:10
  You're lucky having this long, long, long time agose days. You
• 31:15
  don't know about that. That carpool episode saved the guy's life. What do
• 31:18
  you mean working on in real life? There was a there's a there was
• 31:22
  a case that happened, but there's a documentary about it. A dude was
• 31:25
  accused of murder or whatever, and he was on that episode because they were
• 31:30
  really out of Dodgers game there, actual docty. I remember because he was
• 31:33
  in an episode he was in. Yeah, wow documentary on Netflix. Oh
• 31:41
  it's another one, Crazy Eyes Killer. Oh my god. Yeah, it's
• 31:45
  never That show is if you like improvised, dead pan type humor. It's
• 31:53
  very specific. I don't know if you realize that. I mean, yeah,
• 31:57
  it's not like actually an like Wanda should have been in the later episodes,
• 32:02
  the later seasons, even what's the name went on vic Fox. She
• 32:07
  was good in it. Here, she was on there, she was on
• 32:09
  it. This ship sounds familiar. You will you will know that when that
• 32:15
  montage seen at the end when they when he finally gets with Vivica and like
• 32:20
  he is like black, he's like he's he's like yelling at them, like
• 32:25
  and stuff like k was one where he got tired of being with her but
• 32:30
  she had cancer. Yeah, he wanted he didn't know how to break up
• 32:34
  with her. That's very The doctors like is it is it gonna get better?
• 32:42
  Okay? Okay, It's just different various situations where it's like Kenny,
• 32:46
  you would identify with a lot. JB. Smooth Smooth was on there.
• 32:53
  Leon he was the best, like adding care because he was like, I'm
• 32:55
  not watching, they're not adding something else to my watch? Plate this too
• 33:00
  much. You're watching reruns of this. You're watching there's only one rewin he
• 33:04
  said, it all going to sleep. I'm going to sleep. I get
• 33:06
  it still counts. You wouldn't let my go for that, Yes I would.
• 33:09
  They wouldn't because you ever watched something why you're going to sleep? And
• 33:13
  do you wake up? His five episodes in, It's like, now I
• 33:15
  gotta figure out which episode I fell asleep on. There's not a series where
• 33:21
  it's like serialized. You can watch it any want to watch all the episodes?
• 33:24
  Though, what's the purpose of you? But you don't gotta watch like
• 33:27
  if you go to Sleeping miss following, Oh no, what happened? No,
• 33:30
  just watch the one and go back when it I won't like what episode
• 33:34
  and then you have to go back and find out where you won't know what
• 33:36
  episode you're on, click the center button and then tells you when you're about
• 33:39
  to go to sleep you think you're about to go episode three? Like the
• 33:44
  fuck? Now? Just remember I started with one. All right, let
• 33:47
  me go back to one. Do I remember what happened? Go to the
• 33:50
  next one. Then when it needs too much, it's not going to finish
• 33:57
  the season while you're sleeping. And then like also like when you're bad episodes
• 34:00
  and ask you and also you know you scrolling through social media, you checking
• 34:05
  ship, so you're not paying attention, but you listening, so like it's
• 34:07
  like it sounds like you're watching TV. You problem just focus focused, humming
• 34:15
  off the train, how far you got in the in the curve. It's
• 34:21
  sporadic episodes because my dad put me on two years ago because I don't know,
• 34:24
  but I never fully dedicated this episode would be part of it now in
• 34:29
  today's climate. But when he's texting the little girl that nah, that was
• 34:36
  crazy. Nah, yo, what episode? Because that episode is very wild.
• 34:43
  That's the season where they're trying to re re reboot Seinfeld. No,
• 34:50
  it was yes, and they're like because it's one of the actions. Yeah,
• 34:54
  Jamie Smooth is hilarious because he's he tries to figure like he's Michael Richards
• 34:58
  and he's Jewish. She says, she wasn't like, yeah, I have
• 35:00
  another bar Mitchell. You gotta recharge your mitch for bro. He Yeah,
• 35:06
  that show is very good. I think good comedy right there. And the
• 35:10
  good thing about it is a lot of it is improvised. Like so that's
• 35:15
  the first thing about like, there's not a lot of right boy, that
• 35:19
  said the orphan thing. That whole joke that he said Seinfeld was improvised.
• 35:24
  I'm an orphan. My mind felt was like really. He was like,
• 35:32
  wait, Mike, did you say you started watching Barry too? Oh yeah,
• 35:36
  there's one of those smart comedy ones too. Listen, let me tell
• 35:38
  you something. Let me tell you Nick knocked something. You you around me?
• 35:43
  The older show's not older. It just ended like not tom, I
• 35:46
  mean, but it started on but now long. I think it says eighteen
• 35:52
  and it started like six years if yeah, but if it ended recently.
• 35:55
  But it's not new. It ain't new. It's new to me. I
• 36:00
  never heard this ship. Definitely new to you if it then it is not
• 36:04
  Neil. Yeah, it left it yeah one season like show Gun. But
• 36:08
  anyway, Barry fantastic, fantastic, fantastic show. All the other shows I
• 36:15
  talked about, don't worry about that ship. No curb Curb is cool.
• 36:20
  Definitely for your comedy. But Barry Keenan, Barry Keenan, Barry keen Keenan,
• 36:27
  Barry Barry, and you're gonna have to focus with Barry. You can't
• 36:30
  just well, when I'm watching a new show, I focused, like you're
• 36:36
  saying that, like that's a real no, no, just on stuff that
• 36:38
  I've seen it. Yeah, I do that too, like when I watch
• 36:42
  like old stuff i've but make time for Barry episodes. Barry is four seasons,
• 36:50
  right, what's the length of the episodes? Thirty minutes? You can
• 36:57
  get past it, like Barry, get past fucking here. It's all eight
• 37:00
  episodes. Oh okay, okay, okay, okay, Me and Erica the
• 37:07
  full season in one city. Yeah, okay, okay, okay. Yeah,
• 37:12
  listen, I had my one and then we went Barry just flew by
• 37:15
  and it was great. You might do that tomorrow. There. You know
• 37:19
  what, you should watch? Comedians and cars getting coffee with Jerry? Right,
• 37:23
  Jerry, that's cool. I heard about that. You should watch.
• 37:27
  I seem like I think you were like little clips here and there. I
• 37:29
  will I will add micro comedian does Mike do standing trying to trying to inspire
• 37:36
  him showed you about. But Mike, and you're did you see the people
• 37:42
  from Duke walking out on Jerry's sidefield? What it was Duke? Yeah,
• 37:46
  he was doing a commencement speech and they were like, nah, oh no
• 37:53
  aree Palestine? Is he knowing? It doesn't make you a Zionist? No,
• 38:01
  No, he doesn't, does not, does not. Everything else is
• 38:06
  just block all celebrities who don't support what you like. I've seen that,
• 38:10
  m It's like they give a fuck, they don't know he's Jewish. I'm
• 38:15
  out of here. But back to Barry. Back to Barry is a very
• 38:22
  good show. Keenan quick synopsis. Barry. It's about a guy ex marine
• 38:30
  UH in Afghanistan, war vet whatever, comes back to America. He has
• 38:34
  no purpose or whatever. And you know, you know, hard typical hard
• 38:38
  times for a VET to just transition back, especially when they've been in the
• 38:42
  ship for real. Right boom. A friend of his dad's helps some fine
• 38:47
  new purpose basically to become a hit man. He's a hit man now,
• 38:52
  you know, killing people. He is depressed, He is directionless, doesn't
• 38:59
  know what he wants to do, like he just he's just fed up.
• 39:01
  He knows he doesn't want to do this, but he doesn't know what he
• 39:04
  wants to do next, you know what I mean. So his boss is
• 39:08
  like, oh, I'm trying to get you out of this. Right,
• 39:09
  I'm gonna send you the sonny La to do a job. Right, goes
• 39:13
  to do a job, finds out who he's got to kill, like this
• 39:16
  guy for these for these checking mob whatever. Right, follows the guy you
• 39:22
  know to do recon for the hit. He finds out that this guy is
• 39:27
  going into an acting class, follows him into said acting class, and stumbles
• 39:32
  into like somehow doing a scene with the guy, and then it just hits
• 39:37
  him. I want to be an actor. So now it's him trying to
• 39:42
  be like, all right, well, how do I get out of this
• 39:46
  and how do I get out of killing this guy that I'm supposed to be
• 39:52
  killing? But like I'm doing, I'm trying to do this acting class with
• 39:57
  him. It's like it's him trying to balance being an actor versus like putting
• 40:00
  away his old hit man life. Very good show, Yeah, very cool.
• 40:07
  I need to finish that, but I definitely started it. I have
• 40:09
  to go back, and it was a long time ago when I started that.
• 40:12
  It sounds like the story of uh the guy that plays our nes on
• 40:15
  one on one all right, the game members and I ended up in acting
• 40:21
  class. He did, so, I keep this flag on me, keep
• 40:24
  my rag on me all time you feel me. Nigga, shut up,
• 40:30
  that's funny. Shut up. Started acting. When he was like, I
• 40:34
  was running from these bloods at ten, it was like, what my man?
• 40:39
  It was cousin Skeeter, shut up. I never forget where I came
• 40:43
  from. Nigga. You've been a child actor since you were thirteen. What
• 40:47
  the he was in the streets that deep of the blood acting. He ran
• 40:53
  into acting class and just started oh and then your parents were just like,
• 40:58
  oh, yeah, sure we'll do that. He's here with y'all. Shut
• 41:01
  up what you like? When he was crying over Kobe? Who's crying over
• 41:10
  Kobe? I think it was Mike talking. What you're talking about? What's
• 41:14
  you laughing at? That would always be missing Bloods. My mom was like,
• 41:37
  you're talking about me. I run up. I beat that the gas
• 41:43
  blood left on me. R As Dixon from Blood heard this story before from
• 41:53
  Bloods trying to get an actor an inspiring child actor has running with blood.
• 41:58
  Someone I might know stole my whole floor bar from Bonds. Is he in
• 42:01
  the room with us? Are the bloods in the room? Okay? That
• 42:14
  is crazy. That's the biggest se Now you've seen that enemy with the don't
• 42:20
  know this, huh? It was? It was It was like obviously Adam
• 42:24
  twenty two bulls, you pe pie, but it was he wasn't that.
• 42:30
  It was sure. It was a crit mac and it had a great crip.
• 42:37
  Was like he was like, how you throw up your seat? And
• 42:42
  it was like, I do it like this. He's like, you want
• 42:44
  to see how I do it? The biggest one that Nigga did a cheerleader
• 42:52
  quit. Nigga said, give me a look, look, the biggest,
• 42:58
  the baddest bro. Give me your sixties sixties give me a hoover hoover.
• 43:07
  Okay, what fuck you sund like that? Give me your ce, give
• 43:15
  me your are, give me your look. Ooh, get them blooded out
• 43:23
  of here. Ooh, get them BLUs out of here. Crip crip,
• 43:32
  crip look crypt here. That's how they should That's how you get the vines
• 43:42
  out of the street. Just bloods and Christ's cheerlead step competition front them.
• 43:47
  I don't think that's gonna work. Mike. I think so. I think
• 43:51
  we had better chances, better chance with Crump. They just need to get
• 43:53
  it on. Maybe think I heard this nigga saying how they just need a
• 43:59
  bloody bring it on A Okay, I heard his nigga, I know talk
• 44:05
  about how I guess he's like blood adjacent, right, and then he said
• 44:12
  something about like he was blood adjacent. Listen, listen, he's not a
• 44:15
  blood but he's not. But he was like plasmic, yes, go ahead,
• 44:22
  yes exactly. He was like, yeah, I know, not be
• 44:27
  and this dude we know each other. He was like, but he the
• 44:29
  same as me. He's like, we're not both blood. But he was
• 44:30
  like, Noah, we know this. We know the same line of blood
• 44:34
  that said nigga line, you're talking about pit bulls, Nigga. Niggers are
• 44:39
  not in the fraternity, my nigga. You talking might as well. Spring
• 44:47
  fourteen is pleasing blood. Bro. We got Spring fourteen. You know what
• 44:58
  I'm saying, Fall thirteen Rape Street. We're gonna be crossing at the corner
• 45:02
  of Watson Jordan Downs at the Jordan Hounds projects. You know what I'm saying,
• 45:08
  Be there or be square, low, bro, he said, it
• 45:13
  was. He said, a bloodline, the same bloodline. That's a nigga.
• 45:17
  It's not a fraternity, bro, you can't just blood blood. He
• 45:22
  was like, nah, a sex what I mean? No, no,
• 45:23
  no, no, I don't think you know what you mean. That shit
• 45:28
  is funny, bro, I think you're just saying shit. Yes he was.
• 45:31
  He was definitely just saying stuff. You don't got to say that shit
• 45:36
  to be cool around me because that ship don't impress. It's not cool to
• 45:38
  because we are thirty. Yeah, yeah, you might have got me with
• 45:45
  that blood ship when I was like fourteen. There we go like, oh,
• 45:47
  that looked kind of cool. Not at thirty, buddy, Yeah,
• 45:51
  he said, we even got your at forty. It's like, yeah,
• 45:52
  I'm a five fifty blood. I'm like five fifties. Like blood. That
• 45:57
  means you just know blood. I looked that shit up. That sh just
• 45:59
  means you new nigga, Like we're all five five blood over here, five
• 46:07
  fifty pod. I was like, bro, what the hell is that?
• 46:10
  I don't know. I was laughing at out here blood and brolting in her
• 46:14
  minds. Brod the a niggas you just want to drop in confidence and let
• 46:19
  nature just take its course exactly. Try you do that five fifty ship over
• 46:22
  there, natural selection nigga, skinny nigga that looked like crip Mack in the
• 46:28
  face. Blow your motherucking ears off. What are you doing here? What
• 46:35
  you're doing? You're a weirdough Come where are you from home? Where you're
• 46:39
  from, honey, I'm walking around looking for fights where your grandmama stay,
• 46:44
  honey looking. Let you know that it's five fifty blood over here. So
• 46:49
  every time you come in, make sure you check in. It's five fifty
• 46:51
  blood over here because you checking you see you see what you said about that,
• 46:55
  Yes, we talk about that. No, not checking in. You're
• 46:59
  talking about checking in. Yeah, you're checking in. Just go there and
• 47:02
  do what you got to do and leave. Stop going to places where there's
• 47:06
  game members, that dumb ass and telling them that you're there. He said,
• 47:10
  you think this nigga here would beef all around the city. Is going
• 47:15
  to protect you, dumb ass nigga, He said, These niggas trying to
• 47:17
  call me nigga. I got soccer practice with my daughter, and the soccer
• 47:22
  practice, don't call me you weird ass nigga. I'm not which is valid.
• 47:31
  Trying to find out where you're gonna be biggas. Stop, niggas are
• 47:35
  dumb. Go to the hills, bro. They don't even have to find
• 47:37
  out because they're just going out and telling them. They're telling people check you're
• 47:42
  checking. Just listens right, go to where the criminals are. Not.
• 47:52
  Oh, that's too smart. So if you want to go to the ship
• 47:55
  hole in the wall club and content because rap law all dictakes that you be
• 48:00
  in the mix, dude, if you want to go with Big Hikes,
• 48:05
  Big Big Brother high Ce and check in with that nigga, go ahead,
• 48:08
  dummy. But he's not even talking about that. He's talking about like actually
• 48:12
  check like they think like going to check in on the person. They think
• 48:15
  just going to last to check in. Yeah, and then you're just telling
• 48:19
  the dude where you're gonna be so they can rob you. That's what they're
• 48:22
  going into town, Like hey, yo, I'm going to this club in
• 48:24
  this club man, they're on the way to l A. Like, bro,
• 48:29
  hey bro, I wanna way to la I'm gonna be out there.
• 48:31
  Where are you gonna be at? Oh? I wanted something? He thinks
• 48:34
  like they think they for protection him to check in. But the people that
• 48:37
  there checking in, are going to rob you Shasty's on. Dummy ass nigga.
• 48:43
  Nigga, just go go walk down, go do what you're gonna do.
• 48:46
  Go walk hike the Hollywood sign. Nigga, talk to some random nigga.
• 48:51
  What do do your radio show? Freestyle? Go to your club of
• 48:55
  it the l a leader do your show. Go to the hotel and get
• 49:00
  the funk on. Go to the beach. What the beach on Big Street?
• 49:05
  For go? Go get your little Rosco Chicken and waffle. Go to
• 49:08
  that fucking donut shot with the donut shot. You know, Leo, there's
• 49:15
  someone's you don't go to. That's where wanted Inglewood. You can't go to.
• 49:20
  But there's a certain one because which one that you weren't with us?
• 49:23
  I think you know what, how about to Rosco door dash and Roscoe Chicken
• 49:27
  and waffles. Go to the hotel ahole. There's a saving safe one.
• 49:32
  You know what's the saving door dash. It's always saved door dash, that's
• 49:36
  true. Have them, have them your grandma, have that minority who's going
• 49:40
  to leave the deliver the food doorstep, leave it, leave it at the
• 49:45
  lobby. The bell hop boy will bring it up. Play with just go
• 49:49
  to the one that Obama went to. Go to the marathon story. That's
• 49:52
  the closer you'll get. And don't go there and it's closed. It's closed.
• 49:57
  That's it's been going. Yeah, close it. But now that I
• 50:01
  told that story on here, going there it is crazy because literally the marathon
• 50:05
  story is right, I think, is it off Crenshaw. It's right off
• 50:08
  I Thinkshall. This is the right around the corner, bro nigga, there
• 50:15
  are niggas right across the street, like and it's just white people walking around
• 50:21
  taking pictures like the trench. I was it was. I was like,
• 50:28
  nigga movie, we get the out of your life is in danger. You're
• 50:32
  here for a picture. We need to get the fuck You might be a
• 50:35
  picture very soon. Do not stay there. And then I say the famous
• 50:40
  don it literally across the street, But that's right, No, that's not
• 50:45
  there. Randy's is not near the marathon story. We definitely went to one
• 50:50
  after the other. There's only one Randy. That's Lily. I was Lily,
• 50:55
  it's about the airport. Randy near the I could Randy was like a
• 51:00
  bigger open street. It isn't open street, but it's near the airport.
• 51:02
  You know what I'm saying, Like, yeah, what you're saying, No,
• 51:06
  it's not firmly in the mud the Mud. I'm gonna tell you what.
• 51:10
  I literally got gas when I took the photog photo for you. I
• 51:15
  got gas right there that big sign of says welcome to Inglewood. It's it's
• 51:17
  near the airport. Listen, rule of thumb. Really, any city you
• 51:22
  go to, if you see murals with rappers faces on them, even like
• 51:28
  when people were going to the steps up in the Bronx for the joint,
• 51:30
  why the funk would you do that? That's like in the worst part what
• 51:36
  they don't know better. That's when people taking picture in front of Marsi Marsie
• 51:39
  project is gone. That might be kind of gone. Yeah, because I
• 51:46
  had a boy that the Bronx is like the last stand. I had a
• 51:50
  boy that lived like across the street from and they're coming to the Bronx is
• 51:54
  literally the last bastion. And that's that's going quick. There's nice parts of
• 52:00
  the Bronx, nice gingerfying is getting swallowed up slowly. I'm not talking about
• 52:07
  there's like the neighborhood parts of the Bronx weren't gentified they're just like Italians and
• 52:13
  stuff people Albanians. It was a nice part, but the part I'm talking
• 52:19
  about with the steps for the Joker steps, don't go no things, take
• 52:23
  the ship out here, get a buck fifty kicking hypergramic needles. Go to
• 52:28
  Kensington. Yeah, half yeah, half fun go to Kensington. Do they
• 52:35
  try to move them motherfuckers with the zombies. Yeah, what they tried to.
• 52:39
  They were trying to clean up, but they just pretty much moved them
• 52:44
  and likeheads and they're bleeding into like fish Town and it's like, no,
• 52:55
  push your niggas north. Yeah, I saw TikTok or something like the Black
• 53:00
  Lady. Was youlling like yo, y'all, not y'all moving into the neighborhoods
• 53:04
  like I'm not speaking of it. See that niggas almost had me in the
• 53:08
  trenches last night, Thank god. I checked the Google maps because my friend
• 53:12
  went to this club called Club X, but I thought it was an other
• 53:15
  club called xox Lounge. So I was like, oh, yeah, XYX,
• 53:19
  I know what that is. It's China Town. I'm gonna go there.
• 53:22
  And I got a text it was like, no, it's Club X.
• 53:24
  I looked at the map. That shit was in nice Town, my
• 53:27
  nigga, I said, X, not seeing me. I've never reverted.
• 53:32
  I never turned on my Google map so fast. I said, I know
• 53:35
  exactly where I'm going, and it's not there. It's like the same thing
• 53:39
  with like, well, I'll be on Hinge and you can see the neighborhood
• 53:43
  that the girls in Andy certain like ol Ne or like something. I'm like,
• 53:46
  you fine, but you ain't that fine. I've seen Germantown app I
• 53:51
  said, no, this is sounding bad. And it was in Nice Town.
• 53:52
  I said, fuck you and them. I'm not going past their temple
• 53:55
  hospital. Yep. I barely want to go in the temple area. Table
• 54:00
  is It don't matter, just how my sister did. That ship just be
• 54:07
  shooting white people over there. He's shooting the crackers. They're shooting white people.
• 54:14
  Na, the different them. That is a suburban girl. She even
• 54:20
  she was out there like I'm home, yo, like embracing them. She's
• 54:22
  embracing the animals. And she's like doctor Doolittle out there. I'm like,
• 54:30
  yo, I'm like, ah, you just talking to him like yeah,
• 54:38
  he's so nice. She remember when she got stolen. She said, She's
• 54:42
  like she's don't you get a couple of blocks past Little Court Center. That's
• 54:45
  when I guess, Yeah, straight Diamond Street and all that ship above.
• 54:52
  Boy. But the thing and the thing about Philly is like everything looks the
• 54:55
  same. You can't You don't really know unless you know where you're at.
• 55:00
  Like it's scary like that nigga, you could be on campus. You're looking
• 55:05
  all on the street right across the street. It's a nigga leaned out and
• 55:09
  they look on the other time. Am I supposed to learn like this,
• 55:12
  Like why why are niggas do that there? You need to get the fuck
• 55:15
  out of there. You shouldn't be there, You should not be there.
• 55:20
  Yeah, listen, Temple got some great marketing because how they hide the fact
• 55:24
  that motherfuckers and negro nick grody in Iraq, it's a mystery to me.
• 55:31
  They got they got that motherfucking red paint, got that ship looking shiny out
• 55:37
  that back, Cranberry red, that Cranberry Verry red, the Cranberry colored glasses.
• 55:40
  Nigga, they got these niggas se an ours, No nigga, it's
• 55:44
  pigeons and crack pipes out that motherfucker. I think there was like a shooting
• 55:47
  at the football field right there by the dorms my sister was living in.
• 55:53
  Kids were playing football, like football. My sister was living in a house
• 55:58
  out there, got shut up like twice, but went through the through the
• 56:02
  windows. She was like, Hey, that happens. I'm like, what
• 56:05
  the fuck you mean? That's home, Michael. She was home. She
• 56:08
  was one with the people. She was one with the streets, with the
• 56:12
  bullets. He didn't experience that. I take to sleep, Bro. I
• 56:19
  took was Hey, I'm gonna go downstairs to sleep. There's just certain clubs.
• 56:23
  There's certain clubs I don't even go to. Like there's one joint called
• 56:25
  Spades, like he said in Belmont, I don't go over there, Bro,
• 56:30
  there's no where even you can't even park over there. It's not even
• 56:32
  safe to get out and park. I'm not doing that because it's a gamble
• 56:37
  nigga. And I know niggas that be there, anybody open, giggings,
• 56:45
  just be going there just to feel something there, just one day that I
• 56:46
  want nigga's Michael be at club Nigga. I'm good, Bro. I don't
• 56:52
  even like the way niggas be looking at ver I go to center. I'm
• 56:57
  like, I go to se City and that's a little too close, a
• 57:00
  little too closed to Okay, I don't like them, Okay, what very
• 57:08
  I mean? Yeah, I mean it'd be a fake, it'd be a
• 57:12
  fake riff rap. They don't really be bout none. When I saw when
• 57:15
  I started to see underwear off the g and like we're still doing that and
• 57:19
  still about these niggas. Definitely. You know what second backward is about that
• 57:24
  brunch I did last on what was the last holiday, my Mother's Day?
• 57:30
  Just the last brunch you did, Yeah, the last I thought it was
• 57:31
  for. I don't know what it was, but either way, I was
• 57:35
  at some place called set Ye, that's what it was. I was at
• 57:38
  Setting the Lives and don't started fighting in there are yeah, and then ship
• 57:44
  over there like it don't be the same nigga Northern Liberty yet, nigga bro.
• 57:47
  But the thing about Setting the Lives don't fight at the cribbing Delaware.
• 57:52
  This this spot, they don't have no security, so like people just kind
• 57:54
  of like kind of like walk in. That's why it was girls though,
• 57:59
  like at the door, Yeah, we got bitches. The waitress had to
• 58:06
  get him ount. She was big as hell. M hmm. Yeah.
• 58:10
  I say all that to say, there's certain places in certain places that you
• 58:13
  just don't go outside fighting. Let's just leave it the research on every place.
• 58:16
  You do your research. Yes, it's very simple, do your research.
• 58:22
  That's like DJ in Brownsville. I was terrible. I was terrified.
• 58:27
  Can't so that job, nigga, No, I already did it. It
• 58:29
  was a fucking uh what was it a wedding? It was a engaging party.
• 58:34
  I remember when you did that. It was an engaging party. So
• 58:36
  I drove all the way out there and got out help bro the story.
• 58:38
  I worked on the TV show and it was up in Brownsville, and it
• 58:40
  was some crazy shit happened. I think it was literally like right across from
• 58:45
  the Brooklyn you know movie Brooklyn's finance at the end, the end scene where
• 58:51
  like it's the Hood and everybody's killing everybody. That's where you were at,
• 58:53
  right there, right where, right where, fucking like, that's where tight
• 59:00
  since from. I remember when I looked at the call sheet and it's all
• 59:01
  we're going to browns I was like, do y'all know Mike Tyson's from Iron
• 59:07
  Michael he used to people. And when I saw it on the car on
• 59:12
  the call sheet. Mike Tyson, yeah, Iron, Mike Texane, Yeah,
• 59:19
  he's from Brownsville, Brownsville, any place that's three three in Brooklyn,
• 59:23
  Narsi, East New York, Brownswelle before Coney Island. What are you thinking?
• 59:32
  He thought you were saying Brown's Mills. I'm like, wait, he
• 59:37
  for where You got questions about brown Jersey the Browns Mills too. There's nothing
• 59:46
  there in Browns Mills except for mixed kids. Us about the now. There's
• 59:53
  nothing to mixed kids. Every mixed ratchet. That's crazy. That's what my
• 59:58
  first girlfriend was wrong. But she mixed definitely from there. All right.
• 1:00:02
  I got some questions from you Tier three Patreon question white girls of Red Hair
• 1:00:07
  and the Big Belly yep, and Eleen Belly. They got the lip piercing
• 1:00:10
  here and a son named Jayden shout out, shut up to little dirt and
• 1:00:17
  bad tattoos start. Oh my god, sorry real quick, this that place.
• 1:00:22
  If you're not from Jersey or from Delaware, Delaware, this place is
• 1:00:27
  It was so heavily influenced by the whole Chicago scene. Bro. It was
• 1:00:31
  so weird and it's still like that. Yes Browns Yes, bro, associated
• 1:00:37
  I don't think I've been there. I know exactly what you're talking about.
• 1:00:42
  Heavily influenced by that ship. Like it's strange. Yeah, it's still like
• 1:00:47
  that won't see me, but kind of like that fucking bridgeton No thank you,
• 1:00:57
  ye about bridge about you you know about violin ain't shipped out there,
• 1:01:01
  but and guns in dirt. Correct, it's literally you might think you're in
• 1:01:09
  the sundown town because there's no fucking lights. It gets dark out there.
• 1:01:13
  I used to coach out there. No fucking thank you. But anyway,
• 1:01:19
  Yeah, cheer three Patreon questions. Yeah, you pay more money, you
• 1:01:22
  get your question asked. Yeah, first question, do you suck on those
• 1:01:28
  caramel drops or true? You absolutely suck on those great teeth? Yeah,
• 1:01:35
  not even like Grandma's caramels. They do have soft ones, but but the
• 1:01:40
  sophomones aren't good though. I don't like, I'm not Juic Sky's grandma.
• 1:01:44
  You see that what sidebar? Yeah? What was with his grandma? And
• 1:01:52
  everything in her house was like expired and God like these old little caramel drops
• 1:01:57
  they were so fucking over. He was banging them on the counties. Grandma.
• 1:02:00
  These we didn't talk about. Ah, Jesus, we can leave that
• 1:02:08
  in the past, just like everyone else's. She did because they found a
• 1:02:13
  soldier boy tweet today. That's now last month she was talking about the Chargers.
• 1:02:22
  Yeah, Ruby Rose is twenty six. She has tweets from teny plus
• 1:02:27
  years ago talking about how she was hanging out with niggas. Yeah, you
• 1:02:30
  do the math, that's all it needs to be said. Game. You're
• 1:02:32
  nasty, soldier boy, You're nasty bird man, You're nasty who metro booman?
• 1:02:38
  Metro booman. Hey, a nigga told you you've been in the game
• 1:02:40
  for twelve years and there's a lot of weird shit out of here. Yeah,
• 1:02:45
  they tried to say it was Keenan Allen on the Chargers. I don't
• 1:02:46
  know. Speculations, accusations, allegedly, allegedly it's also soldier boy stop tweeting,
• 1:02:52
  please showing married man get some money merriment. No, No, he's
• 1:02:55
  like forty years old. It was the Daddy and Thomas in fun Philip rivers.
• 1:03:04
  She would have been pregnant if it was Philip. He don't pull out,
• 1:03:08
  he doesn't even attempt to pull out, and got super sperm. What
• 1:03:12
  the funk? He don't miss the break She needs needs a break. He
• 1:03:17
  needs to stop sucking his wife. Yes, yes, you start cheating.
• 1:03:22
  Yeah, he needs a reseect me. He just get aseected me. Have
• 1:03:30
  mass abound the gravy. You still get gravy. Just it's not loaded.
• 1:03:36
  Great, it'll be. Butter's just no sugar in it. Salt free gravy.
• 1:03:40
  Yeah, Philip Ravers just mess zero sugar, sugar, salt whatever.
• 1:03:47
  There's just something's missing, something sugar missing, sugar definitely should always should be
• 1:03:57
  great digger, you put grits, I'll put my grits in the You know
• 1:04:00
  what, Keenan, you should get a shakes. Shakes should make you some
• 1:04:06
  grits. He converted me. I wouldn't want to waste shakes grit No,
• 1:04:12
  no, no, he converted me because he makes grits very good and I
• 1:04:15
  love shake. But I guess that's only one person's grits. Savory man.
• 1:04:20
  Money makes really good grids too, not like the niggas shit. It's like
• 1:04:25
  good and I love him money too. But next question, Yeah, I'm
• 1:04:31
  nineteen and I live in I don't know if there's actually a question here,
• 1:04:33
  but thank you for just telling your share, because I'm promimbly gonna help me
• 1:04:36
  a lot. I'm nineteen and I live in Mobile, Alabama. I was
• 1:04:40
  walking down the hallway with one of my Why do you put on an ax?
• 1:04:44
  I don't know why. Once he got that Alabama. I was walking
• 1:04:46
  down a house away here. Once I read Alabama put on his Bubba Gump
• 1:04:53
  shrimp niggas character. I can't help it. I was really just reading with
• 1:04:56
  one of my only other niggas in Keystone. I don't know what Keystone is.
• 1:05:00
  Me and he. Me and he were two of the only black people
• 1:05:02
  in Keystone. Keystone is like where all the Honkys were in middle school.
• 1:05:06
  Huh My middle school was separated into sections of how smart or capable you were,
• 1:05:12
  when really it was niggas and everybody else segregation. Yeah, Daryl was
• 1:05:16
  walking down the hallway humming I'm an Alabama nigger and I want to be free,
• 1:05:23
  to be funny while the hallway was empty, and a teacher who was
• 1:05:26
  not to be named because she obviously watches the pod what she said, okay,
• 1:05:31
  guy, get it. She storms out of her room to snatch us
• 1:05:34
  up and to take us to mister whoever this is? Okay who what?
• 1:05:42
  Gay language arts teacher? But he apparently has a black wife, okay,
• 1:05:45
  and complains to him this crusty bitch says, they were interrupting my class and
• 1:05:48
  singing in Alabama Nigger, I want to be free. Verbatim. I saw
• 1:05:53
  mister Bailey as kind of WinCE. At the time. I didn't understand she's
• 1:05:57
  she said some diabolical race to ship until now I ask, have you ever
• 1:06:02
  been through something and noticed it was something completely different? After? Damn,
• 1:06:09
  that's he had a full circle. That nigga had a life changing moment.
• 1:06:14
  He just realizes then or he's still I mean he's young, he said,
• 1:06:18
  he's nineteen. Yeah, oh yeah, I think you just realized. It
• 1:06:21
  was kind of just telling the story. Thinking back on it, like so
• 1:06:25
  what did he say? Alabama? So he was singing that song and then
• 1:06:28
  the teacher, you know, they got in trouble for it, and she
• 1:06:30
  said they're singing Alabama Nigga like she said that, Like, like, yeah,
• 1:06:34
  why you don't need first of all, you don't need to explain it.
• 1:06:36
  To explain that's what he's said. Saying that to another guy was like,
• 1:06:41
  oh why, I get I know what song is? You have to
• 1:06:44
  say all that? M anything like that down to South. You mean you
• 1:06:48
  live in Alabama, Bro, your experience is a little bit different. No,
• 1:06:51
  just any experience where you look back and you're like, huh, that's
• 1:06:56
  a little weird. It doesn't have to be racist, just be that was
• 1:07:00
  different. Yeah, that doesn't have to be a loss. Doesn't have to
• 1:07:08
  be lost. Please don't do this. It'll be a lost like you lost
• 1:07:11
  the game, you lost your favorite marbles. Hilarious. I'm sorry about your
• 1:07:16
  grandma, but I was just talking about thanks number one. Thanks ship.
• 1:07:27
  Uh. I don't know. I don't know, y'all try to bury that
• 1:07:32
  trauma. It doesn't have to be trauma. I don't know, that's what
• 1:07:36
  I'm saying. I even know that's a that's a loaded question. Dog.
• 1:07:42
  The only thing I can think of is like microaggressions, like things that somebody
• 1:07:45
  might have said and I was like, oh, I think back on it,
• 1:07:47
  they were trying to they was that was a little malicious. There's a
• 1:07:51
  lot of that, like looking back at microggression, different things that that needs
• 1:07:55
  a microaggression, and especially in the workplace. M hmm. I told you
• 1:08:01
  about the white lady trying to teach me and another black co worker. The
• 1:08:06
  Seven Days of Kwanza. Yes, yes, like Haambi Harambi. He told
• 1:08:14
  here that was just a long time, and I'm like, like, we
• 1:08:16
  looked at each other, like, why is she doing this right now?
• 1:08:20
  You know he should be fine? Why for being an irresponsible white person?
• 1:08:28
  That's mine would be realizing when I always went down to spend the summer with
• 1:08:34
  my grandparents, my mom was just up here getting swerve on on to you
• 1:08:40
  lady. You know what mine was finally realizing that all this time, like
• 1:08:47
  my dad would go outside, he was smoking weed. M hmm, okay,
• 1:08:51
  damn, whatever'll go on? So he smells different you smoking, He
• 1:08:56
  smelled a little stinky. He's smoking weed for decades and he's been getting high.
• 1:09:01
  More power to him and I still do that separate, right, Huh.
• 1:09:06
  That's still occasionally we will combined for that, like like I could still
• 1:09:13
  I can count my one hand how many times that's happened. I'm a proponent
• 1:09:16
  of you can be a good parent and still smoke weed. Yeah, absolutely,
• 1:09:20
  my dad was amazing. You can drink, huh, same as drinking.
• 1:09:28
  You know, when people are just starting to come out of the stud
• 1:09:30
  we're too excessively excessive with either around your child. That's my humble agreed,
• 1:09:36
  agreed, agreed, because I didn't even know his dad was getting like that.
• 1:09:42
  He kept his ship tight falls all right, next question, what's up
• 1:09:50
  Antis family? He held it together? Yes, yeah, we got it.
• 1:09:55
  What's up Antis family? Due to my military occupation, I'm exposed to
• 1:09:59
  a lot of conservatives, racist and the worst offenders coons. A lot of
• 1:10:03
  times I run into conservatives. Yeah, sorry, I run into conservative Sorry,
• 1:10:10
  conversations about the black community and some of our issues. Now, this
• 1:10:14
  one I did. Yeah, I don't remember this one. What's the date
• 1:10:18
  on it? Four nineteen? I don't Maybe we did. Now, I'm
• 1:10:27
  a firm believer in not talking about black family business with white people due to
• 1:10:30
  some of my stances. Stances on niggatry paint us unfavorably and gives crack as
• 1:10:40
  a leg to stand on when being racist. I like this guy, unlike
• 1:10:44
  the coons that tap dance for him. I like him. Do y'all talk
• 1:10:46
  about issues in the black community with non whites? Yes, bring back the
• 1:10:50
  thought next door readings. No, there's just certain ship that you can't say
• 1:10:58
  around, not even just white people, just non black people. And we
• 1:11:02
  got to start with this whole thing, like, all right, it's just
• 1:11:04
  a black Yeah. Different communities keep stuff in the house in their community,
• 1:11:10
  correct, Like the LATINX community that won't talk about certain things around other non
• 1:11:13
  LATINX people. Latin what do they like to say? What's the thing I
• 1:11:17
  call Spanic, Hispanic people, Latino people, what is a white thing?
• 1:11:23
  Yeah, Latino people, they don't like, they keep stuff in themselves.
• 1:11:27
  Asian community keep stuff within themselves. White people obviously America keep stuff to themselves.
• 1:11:32
  So we don't need we know, first of all, we need to
• 1:11:35
  stop feeling a bad or being made to feel bad about, like keeping things
• 1:11:41
  insular, like keeping things insulated within our community, thinking, discourse, action
• 1:11:47
  or otherwise. Yeah, I think we all can help each other, but
• 1:11:56
  I think you can't everything else ouse side unless your foundation is solid first,
• 1:12:03
  so and then nobody else can help us with that, but us as far
• 1:12:10
  as getting the foundation together within, I'm going to speak to the black community
• 1:12:14
  because that is who I am, that is what I am a part of.
• 1:12:18
  It's it's very I don't think it's overly complicated. It doesn't speak because
• 1:12:24
  I talk a lot of whole you know, I put my coofie on a
• 1:12:27
  lot. But you know, white people are great. You guys are the
• 1:12:30
  most of you are fantastic. But you know, there's a slight forewing something
• 1:12:36
  other. Some things are some things, and it is what it is.
• 1:12:40
  Everything ain't for everybody, right, Hey, that's what I was going to.
• 1:12:43
  On a less serious note with the whole Kendrick and Drake beef, I'm
• 1:12:46
  in a group chat with a harve as you know, and like a couple
• 1:12:49
  other people like our white friends and shut up and shut up. I guess
• 1:12:55
  one of them asked about the beef and then he sent like every song with
• 1:13:00
  like the beef, and I was like, I don't want to hear what
• 1:13:03
  they haven't because I don't. He shout out to what's the name for knowing
• 1:13:10
  his place shot out to Rory. Yeah he knew, he knew. Like
• 1:13:14
  listen, I'm just going to consume the music and all the other discourse is
• 1:13:18
  not for me. I'm just gonna and it's not. It's funny because obviously
• 1:13:25
  it's hip hop, Like, you know, there's white people in a hip
• 1:13:28
  hop but there is. I don't know why I can't even pull with my
• 1:13:30
  finger on it as to why It's like when I see a white person say
• 1:13:33
  like, oh, can just this was whack or whatever it is, I'm
• 1:13:38
  like like, shut the fuck, like you know my feel like that.
• 1:13:44
  But if you already don't have an opinion and you don't know any of the
• 1:13:46
  songs, I'm not why do you have to. I'm not going to force
• 1:13:50
  feed you to listen to it, like like they've been out for this long,
• 1:13:54
  and it's certain things you don't want to understand. You're not going to
• 1:13:57
  understand because you just you're not in that community. You're not of the coat
• 1:14:00
  like part of certain references you won't get. It's certain things you don't catch
• 1:14:05
  any songs, certain aspects. It's just like bro and if you're not in
• 1:14:11
  nuanced and all that those different things. It's just like it's just best you
• 1:14:15
  can also trap shut just like I don't have to explain all of it.
• 1:14:18
  Maybe I'll just keep it trap. Yeah, it's it's all right. Yeah,
• 1:14:24
  I'll ask you that after the fine. I gotta remember. Yeah,
• 1:14:27
  I'll try to remember what I was about to say, but just text a
• 1:14:29
  lot. Yeah, you can text it right now. No, I got
• 1:14:32
  it. I locked it in next question more Tier three Mike. Mike is
• 1:14:39
  racing a cow. Elsie's joking a deer. What is everyone else doing that
• 1:14:43
  the others might find ridiculous? What am I doing? It's ridiculous. Keen
• 1:14:49
  is doing something with a kangaroo. It doesn't have to be an animal.
• 1:14:53
  I'm about to say, you're the one that said that you could do some
• 1:14:55
  of the kangaroo. I said a deer. I know, I can't funk
• 1:14:59
  with a kangaroo. Motherfuckers trying to drown things for fun. Keenan and four
• 1:15:03
  other niggas is writing Cam Newton true, I actually might be three. Bro.
• 1:15:08
  The comments funnier than the video itself. Bro, Oh my god,
• 1:15:15
  yeah, oh my god. He's either that. He's either doing that or
• 1:15:19
  siting all the songs of mister Moral from himber Ke and Keen and Keen can
• 1:15:27
  you give me nine? He's like, bring me Cam new can you can
• 1:15:30
  you give me nine Hendry songs? Right now? We're not doing this right
• 1:15:33
  now? You think that is a no. I don't think that is.
• 1:15:36
  You can name in the distracts, that's for right. I can name the
• 1:15:44
  distracts in the distracts right now, all four of them. Wait, there
• 1:15:47
  was four of them. Hell, bro, yes, in the can you
• 1:15:54
  Let's start with the easiest one, probably one bephore you before your Okay,
• 1:15:58
  we're not doing this right now. Sorry, euphor you. You shouldn't have
• 1:16:01
  said anything. I didn't say anything. Stop stalling. You got you for
• 1:16:10
  you? You got? Was it Meet the Grams or Meet the Fact episode?
• 1:16:16
  What's the what's the third one? Well you? What's two more?
• 1:16:20
  What's the biggest one? Yeah? What what is it called? Are you
• 1:16:24
  dead? That's just the chorus, Hey, hey, hey, hey,
• 1:16:27
  for your lives. Yeah, nigga here literally on this nigga's shirt. They
• 1:16:32
  blank blank blank, they blake blank. They not like us. Okay,
• 1:16:36
  now this last one sitting on his shirt. I can't see his shirt,
• 1:16:40
  nigga. Yeah, he can't see Mike's in the way. You don't know
• 1:16:44
  the last one. No, literally, you're black the last it's not the
• 1:16:53
  same day he took off no no, never put on yeah six or sixteen
• 1:16:58
  in l a oh yeah, a song that no one remembered. But what
• 1:17:01
  was my favorite of his rapping action? Also, I meant to rebuttle that
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  only the only reason I didn't remember it off off top is because it's only
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  on Instagram, So I wasn't listening to it nearly as much as the other
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  one. No problem, it's still really good. Though. I went back
• 1:17:17
  and listened to that a couple of times. I was like, yeah,
• 1:17:18
  he was, that's my favorite. That's the Kendrick I like to hear.
• 1:17:23
  That's what I want to hear from. That's just me. He was going
• 1:17:26
  crazy. Yeah, crazy, man, you got a lot of good music.
• 1:17:30
  Correct. Shout out to both the man, shout both of them.
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  Yeah, great music. That was fun. Now let's go back to living
• 1:17:36
  a regular lives and somebody give us a summer another summer banger, because we
• 1:17:40
  already got one. I need another one. You see, you see people
• 1:17:43
  like like on Twitter, they just like you know, they posts like regular
• 1:17:46
  topics like hey, would you do this? Are you okay with your many?
• 1:17:50
  Pay half the bill? Please please give us. Those aren't regular topics.
• 1:17:55
  Those need to stay before. Those need to pre disc like Kendrick drop
• 1:18:00
  another disc check in my life? Is your the level of god? Na?
• 1:18:02
  We just got it. I know y'all got one more in y'all not
• 1:18:06
  interested? Show less or start putting up highlights again when people see that's what
• 1:18:12
  I do. Ray for Austin Highlights. Every time I got in Telfair the
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  Lebron one of the Lebron singing first day I was with my favorite Carea it
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  on my downfall. All right, Next question, would you rather only listen
• 1:18:29
  to J Cole for your Eyes only album for the rest of your life or
• 1:18:33
  Drake's honestly never Mind for the rest of your life? Honestly never mind easiest?
• 1:18:38
  Never Mind easily because I just started listening to that more and I actually
• 1:18:42
  I understand it now, understand it. I'm glad you're under now, because
• 1:18:46
  I think I forgot for a minute. I think I even said this before
• 1:18:49
  when it came out. I liked that style of music. I just didn't
• 1:18:51
  want to hear it from him. But when I went back and listened to
• 1:18:55
  it, I was like, it's good because it's just different, because you're
• 1:19:00
  already like digested and you're like, all right, I'm not disappointed because I
• 1:19:02
  already know what it is to actually go back and listen exactly. So if
• 1:19:06
  you like, if you like that, I would you say deep house kind
• 1:19:11
  of just house general house I like, and I like house music. I
• 1:19:15
  think I was just hating on it because I didn't want to hear from him.
• 1:19:16
  Yeah, but it just fair and all. Listen, that's a good
• 1:19:19
  album. It's good music. It's good music. Going back, I definitely
• 1:19:21
  understand. I get it now that it's as mm hmm now, but this
• 1:19:30
  beef. Maybe go back and listen to a lot of both of their music.
• 1:19:32
  So that's been a cool experience. I listen to everything they do differently
• 1:19:36
  now mm hmm. Not for you. I've listened to all the hard parts
• 1:19:41
  like six times, okay, within the past couple of weeks. Like I
• 1:19:44
  just keep going back and listen to him. It's so good though. Hm,
• 1:19:48
  I gotta say, I don't think I've replayed any of them, even
• 1:19:53
  though the this is you just listen one time, that was it. You're
• 1:19:57
  not really about this hip hop life. I can really care. That's about
• 1:20:01
  I know. I know you ain't gotta tell me. I already know.
• 1:20:04
  Yeah. Yeah, it's made me the tenth song going okay, okay,
• 1:20:10
  Yeah, I think I've listened to each one of them just one time,
• 1:20:13
  just like just to get what they're saying that it am good, that's all
• 1:20:15
  right. I don't I don't put that on you. I don't and I
• 1:20:19
  have caught myself on O v HO. Yeah nigga you want bring nigga neither
• 1:20:27
  stead as a shot, like I gotta wear your case? Why is he
• 1:20:30
  around? Good question? Great question? Next question, Great question? More
• 1:20:35
  Tier three. Which member of the pod represents each of the seven Deadly Sins?
• 1:20:41
  Oh boy, Jesus Christ, why do y'all d this? Keen You're
• 1:20:48
  actually you're I was gonna say, you're actually gluttony. Really, I can't
• 1:20:57
  be. You can be. I can't be. You can be. I
• 1:21:00
  can't be. You can't. It doesn't always have to be about food.
• 1:21:03
  It doesn't exactly, it doesn't. Sooner heard seven, all right, somebody
• 1:21:12
  was like, I knew what Keenan loves to sneak in their fat jokes or
• 1:21:16
  fat jokes for everybody else. I understand, But how do you think I'm
• 1:21:20
  gluttings? How are you not? How the amount of candy you eat?
• 1:21:28
  I'm actually off candy for a off. That's what someone who's gutting is seventy
• 1:21:32
  two hard. No, that's just something that somebody just wants to Okay,
• 1:21:38
  when has he ever huh, I'm talking about you. He's a winners.
• 1:21:45
  They have ever done anything for a month he was sick. Mm hmmm,
• 1:21:54
  that's your boy. You know I love you. That's what they tell me.
• 1:21:58
  You know, I love you the most they tell me everybody here.
• 1:22:00
  Mike can be sloth, definitely that Mike. Definitely see boom even though there's
• 1:22:08
  not seven of us, but Q's probably there's greed. Greed, definitely greed.
• 1:22:15
  Mm hmmm, uh m j. You might be lust, lust of
• 1:22:21
  feet. Corey is definitely pride, yea or envy he might be. He
• 1:22:31
  might be in Is he envy or pride? It's like a nasty combination because
• 1:22:39
  Corey will never let you lift something. The envy and that nigga is crazy.
• 1:22:43
  I was that's actually I would say that's pride, right, that might
• 1:22:45
  be pride. Yeah, I would say he's more prideful than envious. Maybe
• 1:22:49
  if I had the lean towards one of the other, he's more pride and
• 1:22:53
  I'll be envious. I guess I don't know. You hat ha, Yeah,
• 1:22:58
  I mean to be hating on waking up extra early. We're in an
• 1:23:02
  extra early to heat and damn what's Elsie? Oh no, else, he's
• 1:23:09
  not angry out, he's not he's lust too. Yeah to Actually he's undercover
• 1:23:14
  lust, undercover lusty. He's off five month lust, speaking of lust,
• 1:23:20
  and say none of us are really angry. The story I gotta sell you.
• 1:23:27
  Oh yeah, lusty lusty boys back, I got a funny story.
• 1:23:31
  All right. I see what time is it like? Back? And here
• 1:23:35
  we are back with the hurt. I'm off injured. It's the Summer Times
• 1:23:46
  out now from twenty twenty four second annual slut Off. I'm I alright,
• 1:23:55
  Doug. We have one though in this corner, coming off of iye,
• 1:23:59
  a nasty knee injury coming out me is healthy and ready for stroking and poking.
• 1:24:08
  And we have on the other side of the rain the Silent Assassin,
• 1:24:15
  the big toe tonguer, back off his second respectable season back to back slut
• 1:24:28
  back to back slut off co champion MJ. Now listen, Lamon, I
• 1:24:38
  think we're in for a great season here of slutting off. I mean,
• 1:24:42
  listen, Elsie had that nasty, nasty injury in the offseason. He's been
• 1:24:46
  rehabing, he's been in the gym, he's working at the gym, he's
• 1:24:50
  he's in the night life. His knee works well. Ac coing to various
• 1:24:55
  ladies that have called him and DMed him. His knee is strong. He's
• 1:24:59
  ready to put his leg back up in there and really get the strokes off.
• 1:25:05
  I don't I think we see a bounce back gear from him. And
• 1:25:08
  I said, when you're looking at two purebred sluts like this, you really,
• 1:25:13
  you really, you can't lose. And we're just here, We're just
• 1:25:15
  here to take it all in. Because we're speaking of taken it all in.
• 1:25:21
  We got MJ here who takes all the tone in his mouth. Listen,
• 1:25:26
  five time toe suck champion here. Listen. He is not a slouch.
• 1:25:30
  He is not to be slept on. Listen. He's an older man,
• 1:25:33
  experienced. He knows the curvatures of a woman's body. He knows he
• 1:25:39
  times out ovulation, weeks to enhance the most pleasure for the moistness of the
• 1:25:44
  vaginant. He's a very he's a tacticy. He doesn't speak a lot thoughtful,
• 1:25:47
  but he speaks with his hands. He speaks with women. Have told
• 1:25:50
  me in various segments. He's a romantic. He takes him out. He's
• 1:25:56
  got a set on Beyonce that he likes to create. You know, he
• 1:26:00
  brings them in with the photographs boom slut sluts him out like a venus flat
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  trap. So listen, we got two slut champions here, a photographer of
• 1:26:09
  DJ. I mean, God doesn't get any slutter, doesn't get more bottom
• 1:26:15
  down scummed out hoar than this. I don't think so. I think we're
• 1:26:20
  in for a fantastic season. This is gonna be the slutting of a lifetime,
• 1:26:26
  and I can't wait to see how it goes. All right back to
• 1:26:30
  you, Keenan. Yeah, alright, everybody, yeah, right now,
• 1:26:41
  because it's hilarious, all right, Jesus Christ. So obviously my age,
• 1:26:45
  a lot of women has been divorced and also have kids. Correct, okay,
• 1:26:50
  combination messing with this one chick. She has an almost two year old.
• 1:26:56
  Oh not bad, okay, two year old. A couple of times
• 1:27:00
  wakes up in the middle of the night. You know, I'm along for
• 1:27:05
  the runt. She uh, A couple of times it happened. She puts
• 1:27:09
  her to bed. Then we get back to doing what we're doing. We
• 1:27:11
  both fall asleep. She doesn't put close the door all the way, put
• 1:27:17
  the little child lock or whatever. So as we're sleeping, I hear a
• 1:27:24
  sucking noise like m and I'm like, what the hell is that noise?
• 1:27:32
  Then I hear just like alreat hey, mommy, and I just duck in
• 1:27:39
  the covers and said, this can't be happening right now. She's breastfeeding.
• 1:27:45
  She's breastfeeding unknowingly. Ah, she just she said, I let me just
• 1:27:53
  help myself, help myself because she was naked, the breast was up.
• 1:28:00
  I didn't know the friend. I don't know. It was a milk clock.
• 1:28:06
  What milk and clock? Fine, pretty much she was. And I
• 1:28:13
  was just like, and I have my head turned, and I was like,
• 1:28:15
  this is because at first all I've never obviously didn't meet this child,
• 1:28:18
  this two year old. I don't know this bastard underneath the she thankfully I
• 1:28:25
  have put my the middle and I put my underworld. Oh god, that's
• 1:28:30
  what you do with having an awaken And I turned my gotta keep the uniform
• 1:28:39
  close, that's what you gotta do. Get your in foreign territory. Yeah,
• 1:28:44
  that's true. I turned my head and I saw what was happening.
• 1:28:48
  What the and then because I'm thinking, did she get up and just wake
• 1:28:53
  up and then take her? And then was bresh no, she was sleep
• 1:28:57
  thinking that was me sucking on her to we'll stop playing, to get her
• 1:29:00
  up. Were done already and go at it? So she started moaning no
• 1:29:08
  she as I just said no, no, no, no, no no
• 1:29:16
  no. It was more than the story. No no, no no no
• 1:29:21
  no, We're done. We're done, We're done. Keenan did it again?
• 1:29:25
  Keenan did it again? It again? No, thank you, thank
• 1:29:29
  you? All right? Patreon three help, no ads, we woo,
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• 1:29:44
  god. She was in shocked herself. Inspect the child. This is the
• 1:29:49
  mouth I wanted on my h Wow, thanks Keenan. God, yeah,
• 1:29:57
  so it's so what happened that that we she realized, okay, this is
• 1:30:00
  my child. She woke did she let her finish eating or because she like
• 1:30:04
  woke up and then did it what she had to do. And I was
• 1:30:09
  just like a right, So, did you stay through the night? Did
• 1:30:11
  you go home? That that was this? In the morning, the child
• 1:30:14
  woke up, did you get up? Did you leave immediately? No?
• 1:30:17
  I didn't leave. She took her. She she took her to her nanny
• 1:30:21
  and then while she was on her fucking meetings and calls, we fucked again,
• 1:30:26
  so nice life. Nice life. Literally, she's like in the meeting
• 1:30:30
  in one of her cot because like, are you getting it in right now?
• 1:30:33
  Oh? Job is this? I mean I've been thinking about that with
• 1:30:39
  so question. Now, are you gonna go back? I already want,
• 1:30:45
  I already went, I'm definitely going back. That's a woman who takes care
• 1:30:50
  of business multitasking. That's hot. Hot Listen. Two sluts of a father
• 1:30:59
  fucked together, sluts up great stuff. All right, guys, I don't
• 1:31:04
  know what I couldn't say. More button, just more buttons, man.
• 1:31:11
  Okay, okay, okay okay By