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Rapper Time | Son of a Boy Dad #269 ft. Will Compton · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Fifteen.
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  Speaker 3: It's one fifteen. We're supposed to start. One thoughts. I
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  Speaker 3: was here.
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  Speaker 1: I just got to the office. Yeah, you frame everybody's
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  Speaker 1: worldview as if it were your world No, you, you
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  Speaker 1: were not here fifteen minutes. It's inconceivable for you that
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  Speaker 1: someone could be at the office outside of when they're
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  Speaker 1: doing Son of a Boy Dad.
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  Speaker 3: You know you you were not here. I walked out,
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  Speaker 3: I spined the I spined the walk anywhere I walked around.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't see anything. No, I was like, where's around?
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  Speaker 3: And the mill was not here.
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  Speaker 1: You're sadly you just.
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  Speaker 3: Don't like getting grouped in with me as only coming
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  Speaker 3: in for the podcast, because you're not supposed to do that,
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  Speaker 3: and I am ten just not buying it. Well, when
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  Speaker 3: have you ever been here at ten?
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  Speaker 1: What are you talking today?
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  Speaker 3: I started working here. I've never seen you here at ten.
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  Speaker 3: You're used to be late for the Yak every day.
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  Speaker 3: You're so late for the Yak.
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  Speaker 9: You war one.
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  Speaker 1: You're warped.
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  Speaker 3: No, you're warped.
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  Speaker 1: Your worldview is fucking microwaved. You're fucked. You're not even alive.
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  Speaker 3: No, I am.
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  Speaker 1: Dave hasn't been in for a while. I guess that's
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  Speaker 1: because he hasn't been on the Son of a Boy Dad.
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  Speaker 3: I was up at eight am this morning.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, because you hadn't gone to bed yet, because you
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  Speaker 1: were on a sugar high from eating peach rings.
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  Speaker 3: No, I haven't had any gummies in a couple of days.
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  Speaker 1: I could tell you. You're ornery.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're going through a bad withdraw.
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  Speaker 1: I tried to give you some sugar to calm it down,
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  Speaker 1: just to taste back, just so you could get a
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  Speaker 1: little get get the shakes out of your hands. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: well I had I planned for this to be a
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  Speaker 1: very loving episode where we're both on the same page,
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  Speaker 1: and you just I mean.
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  Speaker 3: Interesting at all what I envisioned. You want to get
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  Speaker 3: You want to spar That's not what I was thinking.
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  Speaker 1: You want to be like two rams going head to head.
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  Speaker 3: You saw what eagles do to rams bro exactly.
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  Speaker 1: You need Francis here so you and he can go
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  Speaker 1: back and forth.
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  Speaker 3: Where is Francis?
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  Speaker 1: Tell your Florida, Colorado.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know where he is.
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  Speaker 1: He's going to he's making a different video at a
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  Speaker 1: different hotel complaining about like very nice hotels. Yeah, I'd
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  Speaker 1: be psyched to get that hotel room that he has
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  Speaker 1: to I didn't even see it. He made a video
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  Speaker 1: about an embassy suite. It's a hotel room that has
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  Speaker 1: a living room. Yeah, and he's like, this is the
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  Speaker 1: worst hotel I've ever stayed in. Really had a living room.
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  Speaker 3: The living rooms are a little weird.
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  Speaker 1: What's weirder is the window going out into the hallway.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I didn't see it. I didn't see the video
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  Speaker 3: that he made. But I've had the hotel. Like you
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  Speaker 3: walk in, there's like a couch and like a kitchen,
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  Speaker 3: and it's like, who's using this?
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  Speaker 1: I think it's for migrants.
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  Speaker 3: To live in there in a studio apartment.
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  Speaker 1: It was built because they knew that eventually migrants would
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  Speaker 1: just get a free pass with this country.
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  Speaker 3: I'm saying in a condo this weekend where at Phoenix, Phoenix.
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  Speaker 1: What there is on a reviewing a bad hotel? First
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  Speaker 1: of all, is that a double channel francis everything? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: But I tell you what I got to him quick the.
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  Speaker 2: Right not too shabby, clean, spacious, nice TV and a
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  Speaker 2: view of the pool.
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  Speaker 1: Of the pool. That's a nice hotel room.
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  Speaker 3: That's not bad. Yeah, I've stayed in way worse.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he can't say that that's the worst hotel room
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  Speaker 1: he's ever stayed in.
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  Speaker 3: Dude. I stay in a hotel in Poughkeepsie that had
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  Speaker 3: that had box TVs what like you know, like old
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  Speaker 3: TVs like the ones that go back like this this deep.
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  Speaker 1: You have to walk up to the TV and click
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  Speaker 1: to the right.
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  Speaker 3: Now, it's like what it was. Really it didn't have that,
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  Speaker 3: but it was like that's how old the and it
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  Speaker 3: was in like a wooden it had like you never
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  Speaker 3: you know, like when like old TV's you'd have one
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  Speaker 3: of those big old TVs and it'd be like in
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  Speaker 3: like a wooden thing. To open it up, that's what
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  Speaker 3: it was.
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  Speaker 1: Station wagon on the side.
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  Speaker 3: It looked out to the parking lot of the hotel
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  Speaker 3: that was on a highway.
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  Speaker 1: That I mean, that's standard. Where else are they? Where
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  Speaker 1: else are you gonna look out to?
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  Speaker 3: I'm just saying, find a view of a pool? What
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  Speaker 3: changed things a lot from me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be much nicer than having the room
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  Speaker 1: where there's enough dead skin that you could rebuild a
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  Speaker 1: human being.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's pretty much what I'm doing this weekend. I'm
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna be saying in a condo in Phoenix, Arizona,
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  Speaker 3: that that's just the only people that say. There are
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  Speaker 3: other comedians really, yeah, so disgusting.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the other comedians, the most comedians, Uh, excuse me,
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  Speaker 1: fuck on the road.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: My guess is that.
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  Speaker 3: They don't, I know, like certain comedians do. Normand No,
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  Speaker 3: I have no idea about him.
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  Speaker 1: No, I don't know. I'm joking.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't.
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  Speaker 3: I really don't know. I know, like there are, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: there's definitely comedians that fuck on the road.
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  Speaker 1: But percentage wise, what what percent do you think it is?
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  Speaker 1: Are you gonna be laying in somebody else's like goon pit?
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  Speaker 1: Are you gonna be sleeping in?
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  Speaker 3: That's because you know who was there last weekend was
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  Speaker 3: call him.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that couldn't be worse.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to coordinate with him, be like, which
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  Speaker 3: room did you take? I'm taking the other one.
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  Speaker 1: There's gonna be asked. There's no way that he's not
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  Speaker 1: going bare ass to sheet. Call him, Yeah, he has
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  Speaker 1: to be going bare ass to sheet. And he's the
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  Speaker 1: I mean, he just strikes me, such a furious masturbator, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: big time. No offense to him, no offense to him.
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  Speaker 1: I think that he would take pride in that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: being a furious, violent masturbator. What are you gonna do
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  Speaker 1: down in Phoenix?
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  Speaker 3: I have no idea.
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  Speaker 1: They're great fishing down there. No, not really, No, you've
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  Speaker 1: become a fisher of men.
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  Speaker 3: You know that's actually true. Take five degrees there.
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  Speaker 1: I could bring my rod, You could bring your rod,
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  Speaker 1: or you could just bring your bible. Fucking get get
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  Speaker 1: out to the streets and evangelize.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not about it.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of people need it down there. Have you
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  Speaker 1: seen the videos of New Orleans right now? Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 1: covered in snow.
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  Speaker 3: You're just talking about that. When you were late, it'spent
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  Speaker 3: actually a good amount of time talking about New Orleans.
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  Speaker 1: You burned your good material about New Orleans. Yeah, run
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  Speaker 1: it back for me.
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  Speaker 3: One time we were going, we were talking about it
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  Speaker 3: for a long time.
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  Speaker 1: What'd you say, do you.
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  Speaker 3: See it snow to New Orleans?
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  Speaker 1: Jack?
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  Speaker 3: Swear to god, it'll probably be had that conversation. Probably not.
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  Speaker 3: It's going to be sixty five if I looked at
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  Speaker 3: the weather.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it was supposed to be sixty five in
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  Speaker 1: New Orleans. Is it going to be snowy for the
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  Speaker 1: Super Bowl? Hopefully snowball snowball over it up the top
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  Speaker 1: of the super Dome. Yeah, that'd be fucking legendary. Sixty
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  Speaker 1: five is nice for Phoenix though. Imagine being a methaddict
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  Speaker 1: who has to live outside in Phoenix during the summertime.
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  Speaker 3: Last time I was in Phoenix, I went in September
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  Speaker 3: and it was like one hundred and ten, right, yeah, and.
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  Speaker 1: Think about how nice it is to do meth and
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  Speaker 1: a ball me sixty five.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true. You don't really think about that often.
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  Speaker 1: You should try it.
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  Speaker 3: Well, now I'm just thinking about if I should bring
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  Speaker 3: my rod or not.
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  Speaker 1: Then just bring it, bro, Why would you not because I.
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  Speaker 3: Was gonna bring my PlayStation. So that's like a lot
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  Speaker 3: of stuff to bring.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and Mummy said only one toy.
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  Speaker 3: Well it's like, now I'm gonna I'm gonna. I can't
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  Speaker 3: be coming back with like wet, soaking wet boots and
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  Speaker 3: my PlayStation.
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  Speaker 1: Because you don't want to cross contamination. Yeah, you don't
• 11:21
  Speaker 1: want to get your boots PlayStation. Yeah, yeah, I feel that.
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  Speaker 3: So that's tough.
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  Speaker 1: Bring a rod.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I might have to.
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  Speaker 1: Your comedy is way better once you're out, when you're
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  Speaker 1: outside during the day. Probably have noticed that about you.
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  Speaker 1: You're probably right, you have a calm about you.
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  Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
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  Speaker 1: Bring the rod.
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  Speaker 3: We're already talking trips for the summer Montana two weeks.
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  Speaker 1: No, yeah, where are you gonna stay?
• 11:51
  Speaker 3: The woods?
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 9: Yah?
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  Speaker 3: Is there even woods there in Montana? I think? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Are you sure? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Pretty big ones too.
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  Speaker 1: Fishing in Phoenix Desert Westlake? Oh my god, Yeah it
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  Speaker 1: looks amazing.
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  Speaker 3: Not really my scene. That's a man made that's a
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  Speaker 3: man made lake.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it stocked. Look at the monsters. Gross.
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  Speaker 3: Well that settles it.
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  Speaker 1: No, there has to be other spots in Phoenix. What
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  Speaker 1: about Papago Park? This guy looks like he caught a
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  Speaker 1: fucking monster.
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  Speaker 3: What kind of fish is it? Let me say, I
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  Speaker 3: think it's a magic carp Now it's a rainbow trout.
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  Speaker 1: Scroll over a little bit, scroll around to see what
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  Speaker 1: you see.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it does look nice, it looks pretty sick.
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  Speaker 3: I just feel like there. I don't know how there
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  Speaker 3: could possibly be trout living in water where it's a
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  Speaker 3: place that gets one hundred and ten degrees.
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  Speaker 1: They boil themselves.
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  Speaker 3: Trout die when it goes above like sixty eight degrees
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  Speaker 3: in the water.
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  Speaker 1: Bro, I found your spot low. Oh my god, bro,
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  Speaker 1: look at this. Why isn't it That's not even what
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  Speaker 1: I was looking for. That is fucking sick though, What
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  Speaker 1: even is that?
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  Speaker 3: It's like, hoyfish, that's your speed? Ew I hate those?
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  Speaker 1: What are they?
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  Speaker 3: I think that's a carp?
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  Speaker 1: Right? Is it a car?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Slimy ass carp looks like a catfish. Looks like somebody
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  Speaker 1: was fishing in the lobby of a corporate center or
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  Speaker 1: something like that. They're just catfish slippering around.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was a carp. Carp. We're nasty. They're gross
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  Speaker 3: ass mouths. Their mouths are just like buttholes. Have you
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  Speaker 3: ever seen did you see the mouth?
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  Speaker 1: They're just like tubes. And I also don't look at buttholes.
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  Speaker 3: And they just they just inhale everything.
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't pick a butthole out of a lineup if
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  Speaker 1: you showed me just like twenty circular objects, I have
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  Speaker 1: no idea which one was butthole. I do not look
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  Speaker 1: at buttholes when you're a kid, did you ever take
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  Speaker 1: a peek at your buttole in the mirror.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, I've taken a peek in my buttole in the
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  Speaker 3: mirror in the last like thirty days.
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: That was going on back there, Well.
• 14:17
  Speaker 3: I've had hemorrhoids for months.
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  Speaker 1: Could you see them bubbling up back?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, what Yeah, you gotta take them and you got
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  Speaker 3: to push them back in. I'm joking.
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  Speaker 1: You're back there playing whack them all with your hemorrhoids.
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  Speaker 1: Smash one and another one pops up on the other
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  Speaker 1: side of your ass. That's nasty.
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  Speaker 3: We've probably just lost half of our listeners.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we gained it a dark What are you talking
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  Speaker 1: about down that path? I said, I don't know, buttholes.
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  Speaker 1: You started listening off your expertise, you put on your
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  Speaker 1: reading glasses and fucking you burd it out over, brought down.
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  Speaker 3: A nasty path that I did not want to get into.
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  Speaker 1: That's your life.
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  Speaker 3: I wanted to butt heads today. Now you got me
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  Speaker 3: talking about buttholes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I owned to butt heads, not buttholes, just two
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  Speaker 1: brothers butting holes. That's so nasty. Let me take a look, bro,
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  Speaker 1: coffee with a half pounds of milk in it.
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  Speaker 3: Now it's decaf coffee with one tiny thing of cream.
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  Speaker 1: You know that cream is oil based? Really, the ones
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  Speaker 1: that can sit out on the counter for a fucking
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  Speaker 1: twenty years, I guess that's true. Yeah, the milk that
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  Speaker 1: doesn't go bad. Yeah, there has to be something about
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  Speaker 1: that that's nasty.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm not too worried about it.
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: Should be illegal, yeah, I mean, you already have the hemorrhoids.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: What you need to do is lance the boil. You
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: need to take a hot needle and put it through there.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just kidding.
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  Speaker 1: They're gone.
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  Speaker 3: They're gone.
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  Speaker 1: Let me ask you this, brother, way, do you think
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  Speaker 1: that if Mary Todd Lincoln Abraham Lincoln's wife had TikTok,
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  Speaker 1: she would be depressed still? Or would she be more depressed?
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  Speaker 3: Probably more depressed, do.
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  Speaker 1: You think so? Yeah, so she was doomed no matter what. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she would just be comparing herself to other people or
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: reading online hate about how frumpy the first lady looks.
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they'd be clowning her.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: Her frumpy sadass. Yeah.
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: See.
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: Uh did you see the elon Nazi salute?
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I saw a lot of people trying to be
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: like that wasn't a Nazi salute.
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: Well, I was kind of like that at first.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: Did you any you watch the video? Well?
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: No, I watched the video of his Nazi salute, and
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: I was like, ah, I don't know because I watch
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: you with the audio where he's like, my heart goes
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: out to all of you.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: But then I then I didn't realize that, like when
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: they then they did the Nazi salute, they did the
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: the this thing first, yeah, and then I was like, oh, no,
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: that was just like a full Nazi salute.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but he's also has he like outwardly denied it
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: or is he just like the fucking lamestream media is
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: tricking you?
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think he's just gone with that out that
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: they're trinking. I don't know if he spoke on it at.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: All, Like does he is he gonna say he's not
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: a Nazi?
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: M I'd assume he is, though, right, that's not typically
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: something you do at an inauguration the Nazis flu But
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: who is it for the Nazis?
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: I guess so. I still am under the impression that
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: most people aren't Nazis. Is that crazy? Yeah?
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: No, I think that's true. I think most people aren't.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: I think most people aren't Nazis.
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I think there are Nazis and.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: They're your sleeper sales, just waiting to be awakened.
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: No, they're like Mark. They'll march down like Broadway in Nashville.
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: They're always marching places. Right, they got him in Boston.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: Illinois for sure. Illinois, Wisconsin hate Illinois Nazis.
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: There's a lot of Nazis in northern Illinois. Yeah, and
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: Wisconsin's got a massive Nazi population.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: Southern Illinois has a lot too, Yeah, big time. It's
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: the center that's the safe haveing Champagne, Illinois, Pain University
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: of Illinois, the savest place to go if you're trying
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: to dodge Nazis.
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: Trying to stay away from Nazis. Idaho, he got a
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: lot of Nazis.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, at the top, at the top, at the tippy top.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: So are there is there Nazis everywhere? I guess, Yeah,
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: is there Nazis?
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: No, I'd say probably. I'd say this probably like count No, No,
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: I had to guess. Yeah, I'd say probably like a
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: thousand per state.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: So he hit the salute for fifty thousand people. Yeah,
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: so there's less Nazis than I'd say. This episode probably
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: and he's hitting the salute for them.
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: I'd say this probably fifty thousand like diehard Nazis, and
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: probably like one hundred thousand like weekend. Yeah, like it
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: depends on the day.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Like if they're in the right crowd.
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, Like if I'm with my Nazi boys, I'm
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: going to be a Nazi. But if I'm with my
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: lib boys.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: A Nazi with lib boys is yeah. Yeah, just fucking
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: has to change really quick before the game because everybody's
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: coming over. Yeah, shoves this nazy stuff under the bed.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: Now do you think that more people have hemorrhoids right now?
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Or are Nazis.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: Hemorrhoids for sure?
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: Right? Yeah? So why I mean, and I mean I
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: think there's a good chance Elon could be sitting on
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: a hemorrhoids, probably gaming that he's doing.
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's probably got hemorrhoids.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: He probably has to sit on one of those donuts. Yeah,
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: so why wouldn't he do the fucking.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: Those four hemorrhoids the donuts?
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Really, I think are you about to buy one
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: right now? Reach your phone to look into You're immediately
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: gonna buy an inflatable donut? I think so, I think it's.
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: A plane from my flight out tomorrow. Throw the donut down.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: You get to your seat to start blowing.
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: The inflatable hemorrhoid donut the wrong size?
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: Does anyone else have a swap sizes for this inflatable
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: hemorrhoid donut that I have here?
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: Then you have a pump. My pump broke, but as
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: was acting up, took my pump, my hemorrhoid tube pump.
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: Any of you guys got one?
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: You have like a hydraulic You have to get the
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: maintenance guys from the plane to hydraulically inflate your hemorrhoid donut.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: Who among us hasn't been there with a hemorrhoid of donut?
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know how you're still getting them, bro I
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: guess the last I haven't had a hemorrhoid in a
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: clear decade.
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: I mean I had him. I had them bad for
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: the last couple for like a month or so, but
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: they're they're pretty much gone from gaming. No, I don't
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: know what I got really constipated for some reason.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: Maybe it was your diet.
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: I think it was because I switched. I think it
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: was those vitamins. Honestly, I seriously think that's what it was. Yeah,
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: I think if you ran, if you abruptly just started
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: taking like ten new vitamins, it fucks up your stomach.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's actually worse for you to take stuff that's healthy.
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: No, I think you're supposed to keep taking it. But
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: I think I think there's in the beginning. It's gonna
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: like it's when you change your diet, your your stool
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: change drastically.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: How do you think vitamins drastically change your stool?
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: I think they do.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, I'll talk fact check it right now, dude,
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: I'm scared.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: I don't mind if you google it.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: Uh. Do vitamins change your stool? Not too stool? Yes,
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: some vitamins and supplements can change your poop back which
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: ones SaaS strikes again. Calcium and I oh, they can
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: cause constipation, diarrhea, or change the color of your stool. Constipation, calcium, iron,
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: vitamin D, vitamin B twelve diarrhea, magnesium, Vitamin C.
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: You got you got me taking all those.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: Color change iron supplements and chlorophyll supplements, beta caroteine supplements.
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: Because you guys get you got me hammering the vitamin D.
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: That's what it is.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: Your ships are coming out looking like those rainbow bagels.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: Dude, I wish they're coming out like rocks.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, you might be draded.
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: No, I'm not. I drink a ton of water seltzer.
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: Oh that doesn't drink a lot of gator rid. The
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: bubbles just cut that. You can't say that name.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: Freudian slip.
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, a classic slip up on my behalf. I've been
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: doing this too long to be slipping up like that.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: Honestly, that's why maybe you need to start getting in earlier.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: Going over over the do Not says yeah, dude, I
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: was concerned about. But but a lot of people are like,
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: of course that wasn't a fucking Nazi salute, you idiot.
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, but it's the same thing. Remember when we
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: talked about the the guber driver who just had the
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: swastika like taped Hondi was the front of his tesla
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: and all those people were like, all those people were like,
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: you fucking morons, this is like an ancient sign for
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: peace in India, and it's like, yeah, that's what it was. Like.
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: The guy just didn't know that the Holocaust happened.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: And he just mowed down a group of civilians. Yeah, yeah,
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: I don't I don't get it. I don't understand why.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: But uh, also, that's like when people are like, oh, no,
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: he's autistic. Yeah, don't say anything like I'm pretty sure
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: that just because you're autistic, you don't that's not like
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: a side effect of autism.
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: And no, I don't think it is either. But it's
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: also like, Okay, well, then if he's autistic and he's
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: going to be a Nazi, then he shouldn't be involved
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: in the presidency. Yeah, most of me, it doesn't matter
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: if he's has autism or not. If you're a Nazi,
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: you're a Nazi.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: And that also is unfair to everybody else who has
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: autism that doesn't do.
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: That, that isn't a Nazi, which has got to be
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: at least half right of the autists.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think it's fair. I think that they
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: should be able to kind of sweep that under the rug. Uh,
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: that's going to be your your worldview, and you can't
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: change that. Yeah, don't act on it, you know what
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: I mean. It's like pedophilia. Yeah, don't act on your
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: n Nazism.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: You see, the New York Times was saying that pedophilia
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: is not a choice. I think I did see that
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: this country's going to shit. Goofy ass, that's why we
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: need Biden back. Did you see the dude.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: Who had the sweatshirt and I think it said like
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: kill your local pedophile, but it was a hoodie and
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: so it just said you're a local pedophile.
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: Now, I didn't see that.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: That's hilarious to go with crew next, that's great, was
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: the caption. Yeah, dude, it's uh. End of an era?
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: End of an era?
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: Was?
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Did this podcast start with Trump in office or with
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: Biden in office?
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: Had to have been Trump? Really, Yeah, No, I think
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: that was probably Biden in office. I don't know.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: This was your first broadcast the under the new regime.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: I was definitely here for when Trump was in office, though, Yeah,
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: I was at barstool because I remember the inauguration.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: In the January sixth, and I remember J six. I
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: remember J five. You know what J five is? Jurassic five.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: Now sick Rap group, really sick rap group.
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: I gotta check him out. Did you know that rapper
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: that Francis was talking about? No, because apparently he's like
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: pretty big.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't know him.
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: Everyone was commenting that apparently he like works with ASAP
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: rocky all the time.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what was his name again, I don't remember a
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: cool name, Smooky March Jocky, Yeah, because you could have
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: said smokey.
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: I think he did say smokey.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I think he said smooky. I don't know.
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: I don't remember.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: Could have gone either way. I just I don't know
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: every rapper. Well you should you you probably know more
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: rappers than I do. Oh way, Yeah, you know a
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: lot of rappers.
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: You're talking about J five. No one knows J five.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Jurassic five. Yeah, Jurassic five is known. Let's check out
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: their monthly listeners on Spotify.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: I bet Smooky has more.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: You think, so Smooky Smooky Marjello fuck Mary kill, Smooky
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Margello or J five?
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: Are they both? They're both two people.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Jurassic five seven hundred and sixty seven
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: point four thousand monthly listeners, so almost a million people
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: listen to them every month.
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: That's like you would like want Instagram reel do well
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: and you used your song in it.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: Smooky Margella has one hundred and sixty four point seven thousand,
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: So J five the water. But Smookie was I think
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: they said he was locked up.
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: Dah, that'll do it. Nothing worse than getting locked up
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: and seeing your monthly listeners decline.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: I know that's when you get on the jail phone.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, start yeah, I start doing a verse put
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: behind this.
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you did that, didn't Bobby Schmurta do that? Recently?
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: I think a lot of people got out. Bobby's out right.
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah free. Bobby Sill's backwards. No, it's backwards,
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: and it's backwards.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: It is backwards right now, Bobby free, Bobby is free,
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: Bobby's free. You know. One of my favorite things that
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: black people do, what is that when they say someone's
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: like scary instead of scared, and they're like, with you're
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: scary ass, but like they're talking about someone who scared, like.
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: Terry McLaurin, Yeah, scary, Terry.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: Scary with his scary ass. Like I think when when uh.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: I don't know if I ever heard that, like, oh
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: look at.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: This scary motherfucker. But it means that you're scared of something,
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: not that you are actually scaring people.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: Interesting.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Isn't that interesting?
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: Not familiar?
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Is that an interesting grammatical loophole? Yeah?
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: I like it.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: When I first got called scary by a black person.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: I was like, Damn, I am fucking scared. They meant
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: that I looked scared, but I was taking it as
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: a compliment. I was like, damn, scariest ship.
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's pretty brutal.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah it was tough.
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: Were you scared?
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: Probably?
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Probably the scene.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: No, it wasn't even that. It wasn't even about the scene.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: They have this race, they have me doing my first Yeah,
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: I was just racist. Yeah, this is really what it
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: came down.
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: I'll do it with.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: My scary ass, with your scary ass. Ben Johnson, we
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: talked about a little bit. Ben Johnson to the Bears,
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Ben Johnson to Bears, unbelievable McDaniels, McDaniels to the Patriots.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: Patriots hate that for you guys, I like it retread.
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: I like it boring, interesting, fun, not fun, fun.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: Too much Belichick in that building?
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: You know who you brought to the playoffs? Who at
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: mac Jones?
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: Did he?
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: I guess, salute, but I don't know too much Belichick
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: in that building. You're not going to recreate it.
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: I agree with that. I went to a bachelor party
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: with my one boy to Miami.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: Five years later we went on another one of my
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: boys bachelor parties to Miami. Trying to recreate the great
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: times that we had in Miami not possible. It's not
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: possible to get it done. You can't recreate a good time.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: You have to go somewhere brand new and make a
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: brand new good time. Yeah, you can't make your old
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: head coach into your new head coach. You gotta find
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: a head coach with his own vibe.
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I get it.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: I get it.
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm still very pro Raabel and I'm still
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: very I still am. I still like McDaniels. I think
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: it's a good I think it's a good hire Rabel.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: I like more than McDaniels. Rabel has at least established
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: himself somewhere else. Every time McDaniels tries to be successful
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: somewhere other than Patriots, it doesn't.
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: Work as a head coach period, as a no C period.
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: But I think people are saying, like it's good because
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: now Drake May is going to have someone that's going
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: to develop him for a while, because he knows that,
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: because we know that McDaniels isn't going to get hired
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: anywhere as a head coach, so like he's going to
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: be our offensive coordinator.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: That's not what you strive for. Don't you strive for
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: somebody who's so good at their position that they supersede
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: the expectations laid out for them.
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: Well, I think he was so good at his position
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: that he did that, but then it turned out that
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: he wasn't good at his new position.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, maybe that's why he was so good at
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: the beginning, because he was like, I'm going to transcend this.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: And then now he's basically like Milton from Office Space.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: He's going to be a lifer at this desk job
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: and no asking first.
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: Now, when we win the Super Bowl next year, it'll
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: get it'll get some pep in the step for everybody.
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: We're gonna win a super Bowl before the Eagles win
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: a super Bowl, which hurts. I know that hurts to hear.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: I know it does hurt to hear. Wait, did I hope.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: That our because we got T Higgins on the way.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: That's he's definitely coming because you guys are going to
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: pay him forty eight years. Yeah. Yeah, but uh, I
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: hope that some of our Son of a Boy Dad
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: listeners can find some of SAS's old clips about how
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: the Eagles are asked and aren't going to do shit
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: in the playoffs.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: They're pretty easy to find. I just said it right now,
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: you be but you've been saying it.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: You know you said it. You have predictions about them
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: not being able to win a playoff game.
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: No, I think I said the would make player. I
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: kne they would make the playoffs.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, once they had clinched the playoffs.
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, there they're obviously everyone knows they would make
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: the playf like, yeah, they make the playoffs. Everything won
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: two playoff games. Yeah, you refuse to put respect on them.
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: We'll to lose this weekend to the Commanders, and if
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: they don't have to lose to the Chiefs.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Or the Bills or the Bills, right, no matter what,
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: they're gonna lose.
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they'll lose.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: And you only say that because I'm just saying this
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: so you don't get your hopes up. You hate Max,
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: you hate Connor Griffin.
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: Now, I like all those guys.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: You hate Smitty, I like.
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: I love Smitty for what. I don't understand why why
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: I like Smitty?
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Why you hate Smitty?
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: I love Smitty?
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: Well, why do you root for all for Smitty to
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: be sad?
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: I don't root for Smitty to be sad.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Text. I just know.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying what I know.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Text him right now and tell him that they have
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: no chance.
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm not gonna.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: I don't.
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: I said it.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: I'm not.
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: I don't want to.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: You don't want it.
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: You don't want to be No, you just said you
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: don't want me to get my hopes, So I don't
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: want you to get your hopes. If you care about Smith.
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: We all know how this hope. Jayleen Hurts is not
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: a super Bowl quarterback, and Nick Sirianni, to be honest,
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: isn't even really a playoff coach. I mean he like
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: he's been carried his way to the playoffs.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: Third highest winning percentage of all time.
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's what happens when you have the most stacked
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: roster in the NFL. So do they have a good
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: roster of bad rusher?
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: I'm confused. They have the best roster in the NFL.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: And then they're not going to win the super Bowl
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: because of that, Yes, because their roster is so good.
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: No, they're not gonna win the super Bowl because Sirianni
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: will do something stupid and Jalen Hurts will throw like
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: seven picks, and.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: It's like, in Sirianni's history, what has he done that stupid?
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: Just his face pisses me off.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: People do hate his face so bad. Now.
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: I mean, look, I heard something interesting today that in
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: so Jalen Hurts is four and three in the playoffs.
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: He's won four, lost three.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: And he probably drives three forms. He's four and three
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: and he drives three forms.
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. But in the four games that he has
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: won in the playoffs, he has had under one hundred
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: and fifty passing yards. In the three games that he's lost,
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: he's had over two hundred and seventy passing yards.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: Holy shit, what's the point of this stat?
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: The point of his stat is that what are we
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: talking about? I could beat the quarterback for the Eagles. Yeah,
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: if you have Saquon Barclay, you're good.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: So we're good.
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: Well, no, I mean you'll face you'll eventually you'll face
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: a defense that's gonna lock up Saquon and then you're.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Fucked, Like, who's that defense?
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: Chiefs, commanders, They're gonna lock up squ Yeah, I think
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: so the command you guys already lost commanders enters. Earlier
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: in the year, when Jalen Hurts was here, but we
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: just we just went over to the fact that Jalen
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: Hurts is useless.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: So cherry Pickstad he's setting records right, He's useless.
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: That's why Philly is not behind Jalen.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: Yet. We're behind Jailen now and Jalen's behind us. The
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: people have been talking.
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: They're saying that no, that no one in Philly is
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: behind Jalen. They're behind Saquon for sure.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: We need to get Francis back in your stats so
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: you can butt heads with him.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: Bro, I'm I'm just being honest.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: You're you're you're rooting for my demise where I'm not
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: rooting for your When you have a new undertaking, I
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: rush to your defense if you If it's like Oh
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: Sassage doing stand up, I'm front road at the stand
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: up show. I'm traveling city the city to see you
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: do stand up. Oh sass is doing He's coming out
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: with new new, a new skin. I'm sharing it. I'm
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: watching it full engagement till the end because I want
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: to see you do well. I want to do my
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: small part to kind of propel it. But instead you're you.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: You want you want me to be sad and depressed.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: You want me to crawl through the mud and the muck.
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: I don't want you to be sad and depressed. I'm
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: just saying, Penn State was probably your best bet is
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: at a championship this year and that and that's over.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: Penn State has made it to the same place that.
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: The Eagles have. Yeah, and the Eagles will lose to
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: the Commander Final fourteen. I'm saying, Look, I don't really
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: have a dog in the fight at this point, Like, yeah,
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: I want the Bills to win. If the Bills don't win,
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to lose sleep over it.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: So who's your second team that you want to win?
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: Well, my ideal super Bowl at this point?
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: Who's your second team that you want to win? Oh?
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: I don't care about the winner. I just don't want
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: the Chiefs to win. I think I said that last episode.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So who's your second team you want to win?
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: Commanders?
• 34:45
  Speaker 10: Who does?
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: Who doesn't want to see a rooie quarterbacks?
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: In saying that you can breathe with that much cock
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: in your throat, I can't believe that.
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: You're all I'm saying is I think my ideal super
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: Bowl would be Bills Commanders Bills win twenty seven to
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: twenty five. When I talked to Marry similar.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: I talked to Gave Davis. He had no recollection of
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: who you were, bro. He didn't remember he did.
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: Gave Davis of the Jaguars.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: Gave Davis former bills. The only reason that you're interested
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: in the bills.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: You're talking about. Gave Davis from the Jaguars.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: I showed him a picture of you, and he's like,
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: his brain looked like it was wiped.
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sure. I mean I haven't seen him since
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: he was on the Jags, so that he was on
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: the Bills. Well, yeah, I guess you could say that
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: for both.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess you could say that for both. Well, like,
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: what is it about me that you want to see
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: me unhappy? I told im so happy at all other times.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: I told Gave Davis earlier in the year, I said
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: you should go to the Patriots. He laughed in my face.
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: We'll see, well, you'll see what we'll see where, We'll
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: see where he ends up.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: I mean, Gave Davis is one of the top thirty
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: highest paid receivers in the league.
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: Done, then Dave Davis will be getting He'll be going
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: to the Patriots.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: No, he's not. Yeah, that's never gonna happen.
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: Leak it now, tweet it, tweet it now, twet it
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: from son of a Boy dad. No, I'm just saying, like,
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: once this podcast is out, he'll probably already be there.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: Really, yeah, he's gonna get cut and then signed traded.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: What are the Patriots gonna give up for.
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: Drake May for Trevor Lawrence?
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: They gave Yeah, you don't even fucking.
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: It's crazy how high, how highly paid Trevor Lawrence is
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: makes like fifty seven What an amazing take for me?
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: What did he sucks?
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: Pre season? I said, I said the Jaguars are gonna suck.
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: I said Trevor Lawrence is not the guy. And you,
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: I think it was you laughed in my face and
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: you said that, you said they're gonna be.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: Great, But you also say both things about everything.
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, you have like I've never once
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: been on the record saying Trevor Lawrence is good. You could,
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: we could pull the tapes. We had a full on conversation.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: He was good at Clemson.
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: No, no, I knew he wasn't good at Clemson.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: He was amazing at Clemson.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what everyone thought coming out of the draft.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: I don't even say prognosticating him as a pro.
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: Believe didn't he didn't win at Clemson?
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: Did he?
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: Did?
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: You want?
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: How many rings did he get a Clemson too? Really?
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: Did he really? I think so?
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: No?
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: I think he lost.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: He at least had lost Joe Burrow. He at least
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: got one. He might have got two.
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: Well, he definitely lost to Joe Burrow.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: Talk for a second. Oh, just Sean Watson got the
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: other one.
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: Great rapist. That's the kind of energy you're bringing onto
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: this podcast. You want to talk about rapists.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: No, you're a AOC. You just call anybody a rapist. Dude.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: I had a doctor's appointment today, Yeah, and I just
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: had no idea what it was for for you.
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: Or for for the family for me.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: Okay, I just got a text that I had a
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: doctor's appointment and you went, and I went, that's for
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: Cret's crazy at like Nyu lang gone. And I got
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: there and the lady's like, student, basically he was a
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: kid as your doctor. Yeah. I had young Sheldon come
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: into my room, just a little boy. I got into
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: the room. The lady's like, why are you here. I
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: was like, you guys sent me a thing that, Yeah,
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: I had to be here talking about She's like, I
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: have no idea what you're what you're here for? Yeah,
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: and I had no idea what I was there for either.
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: Well did you come up with anything?
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: She came up. She was like, get a second opinion
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: or something like.
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: A second opinion on what? Yeah, exactly, Well did you
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: come up with something? Because I feel like if I
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: went to the doctors right now, I could find something
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: to be like, yeah, give this a look. Why not?
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, while you're in there. Yeah, it was E and T.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: So I was like, should I go E? Should I go?
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: And should I go Tea? I was thinking about E
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: I go.
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: I'd go E because he doesn't get nearly enough attention.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: I know, and I produced earwax had an alarming.
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: Roomah, so did you go E?
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: No? I went in?
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Why because I'm getting I told you I'm getting
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: the surgery on my end.
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I forgot about that.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: And this guy shove something so far up my nose,
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: like a long wire and it was literally like I
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: felt it tickling the back of my head. It was
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: so far when he pulled it out. It was like
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: about that much wire. And then he went into my
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: into my and he was like showing me the deep
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: recesses of my nose. Oh, it's closed, really, nothing nothing
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: goes through there, like.
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: It's from coke. Yeah, the Turbanites from twenty years of
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: aggressive cocaine use.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: That would be the opposite. It would be way more.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: There would be way more rooms.
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: You're off nostril.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: No, Well, turbanites every four hours they oscollate. Brother, you
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: don't know anything about turbanites. And it shows. I've I've
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: anytime I've done coke in my nose, my nose is
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: so close it probably didn't even make it in there.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: I probably have no idea what cocaine feels like, because
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: anytime I try and sniff it up, my nose is.
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: So close that it's false right back.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: Down it just like he probably put the thing up there,
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: and there's just like a wall of old cocaine in
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: there that just had never had never made it. Like,
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: if I get this surgery, all the cocaine might hit
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: me at once.
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: I might die like Christ, that would be crazy.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: Every cocaine my entire life just might fucking hit my
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: brain like a brick of salt.
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: That'd be nice. Finally get that money's worth. I know
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: I don't pay for it, bro, Aaron Glenn to the Jets,
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: No head coach, Fuck, I know that's so fucked. The
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: Lions are falling apart.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: The Lions might be pop next year. Yeah, six and eleven. Yeah,
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: they could be putting the l in lines.
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I could see them. I could see them going
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: like nine to nine eight eight or eight and nine,
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: eight and nine, which one not an eight?
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: So winning record again.
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: Not an eight win the Super Bowl. No one expected it.
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: They said it was supposed to be the year before.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: No, that's not what's going to happen. Yeah, I said
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: the Bears have a good shot. You're right, Bears. Bears
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: keep on thinking that they can add something to the
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: situation and they'll wind up not being the Bears. Yeah,
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: Bears are going to be the Bears forever.
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: They're fucked. They're never gonna win a Super Bowl.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: They could have drafted Mahomes, I know, but no, they
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: could have drafted Mahomes and they STI would suck.
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh no, the Mahomes would suck. There, Mahomes. Mahomes
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: would literally be he'd be a backup for Drake May
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: right now, they.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: Could have had the Bears, they could have had Belichick,
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: like it like if they got Belichick entering his prime
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: with Tom Brady, it still wouldn't have worked. No, never,
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: because the Bears.
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: Because the Bears.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: Sucks so bad.
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: Chicago shitty city.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: So who wins the NFC North next year? Packers?
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: Good question, good question, Vikings, Packers. I think good pack Yeah, go,
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: pack go.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: Really are you rooting for them?
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: No, I'm not not rooting for them though.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: You just think it'll happen.
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: I just think it'll happen. I think Gibbs goes to
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: the Packers.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have Brandon beat you as I'm gonna have
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: Brandon who.
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: With random draft, random trades that will never happen in
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: a million years.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have Brandon lay you over his knee and
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: whoop you when you go to New Orleans. Bro, I'm
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: gonna have Brandon make you lick a frozen pole in
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: New Orleans? Have you stuck there? Like spoiling Christmas story?
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: Spoilers, Bro, People aren't supposed to know that I'm going
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: it's supposed to be a big surprise, big reveal. Yeah right, Yeah,
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna come out of the tunnel with the teams.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: When your name gets announced at the start of the act.
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: You see who Tommy Pope meant the other day, Shane Gibbs, Jamiir,
• 42:47
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• 42:49
  Speaker 1: Wait? Was I thought that was a cardboard cutout?
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: Was it was that real? Yeah?
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: I thought that was a car both way bigger than them?
• 43:01
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• 43:06
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• 43:08
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• 43:10
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• 43:11
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• 43:13
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• 43:17
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• 43:18
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• 43:20
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• 47:59
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• 48:04
  Speaker 1: I would never do that to you.
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  Speaker 3: That I would have done that, because that would have
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because you seek to see me upset and I'm happy,
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  Speaker 3: That would be hilarious. Or we should make it francis
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  Speaker 3: his bet since he's not here.
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• 48:20
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• 48:25
  Speaker 3: I think it's real?
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: Is it real?
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  Speaker 1: Or are they wild?
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: Cardboard cutout?
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: I was like zooming in because I was like, can
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• 48:41
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• 48:50
  Speaker 3: small guy, and I'm on ross Sam Brown is definitely
• 48:51
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• 48:53
  Speaker 1: Is it real?
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: It's one hundred percent real? Do they have their arms
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  Speaker 3: around each other?
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: There could be board cutouts like that, it's one.
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: Hundred person How would they meet that or it's the
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• 49:07
  Speaker 1: How would they meet them?
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: I have no clue. And it looks like it was
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: recent because almon Roz got the blue hair, and I
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: think he just dyed the hair blue for the Commander's game.
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: Did he? I saw him bitching on his podcast about
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: losing Ben Johnson.
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: I don't think he was really bitching.
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: He called Ben Johnson a trader? Did he?
• 49:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: I think he said. I think he was like more
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: fucking around. He said, he said, We're gonna suck you
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: up two times next, two times a year.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: Why would he fuck around? Bro? This his brother that
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: he lost?
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: Well, because yeah, because this his brother that they lost. No,
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: it's crazy that he went to the same division like
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: Will Compton, like Will Common That's very that's a very Will.
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: That's a Compton move. We shouldn't even be talking about.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: Will Compton, Ben Compton, Will Johnson, Yeah.
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: Ben, Ben Compton. We shouldn't even be saying his name.
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: It's crazy how he wants your attention to.
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, because he probably heard what I said on
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: the podcast. Would you say I said that we probably
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: I'll probably never see him again. Yeah, I guess I'll
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: see him if I go to the Super Bowl.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: Do you want to go to the game?
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: If depends on who's playing, If it's Eagles. If it's Eagles, Yeah,
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: I mean yeah, yeah, yeah, I would go to the
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: game regardless me, you and Max. I guess I don't
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: really care who's playing in it me, you and Max? Yeah,
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: but what if it's But I know, I don't know
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: if I could do you in Max, could I go
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: and I could sit by myself?
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: No, you have to do social.
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: I don't want to sit.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: With you guys.
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: You have to do so because I don't want to.
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: I don't feel like being there for the fake fucking tears,
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: the crocodile tears?
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: What fake tears?
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: Like I know, like I get it, Like your team's
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: in the super Bowl, you got to pretend to be
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: pissed and cry when they lose. Like obviously, yeah, it
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: sucks when your team loses in the super Bowl, but like, yeah,
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: I know you, I know, it's like it's content, So
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: you gotta like, like I'm gonna have to be like
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: videotaping Max, like dragging himself through the streets of New Orleans.
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: It's like, broh, I get we get it, you're sad.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: We're gonna need you to edit the Charlie Brown song
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: behind it as he drags a blanket from the Superdome.
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: Back to the part of my take studio.
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: If Trump was really Trump's America, if Trump was really
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: the president of the United States, he would make Eagles
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: Bills happen. That's a super Bowl that people want, you.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: Think, So, yeah, I feel like people are acting like
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: they're tired of the Eagles.
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: I feel like people are acting like they're tired of
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: the Eagles and the Bills.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: And the Chiefs. People are acting like Eagles Chiefs would
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: be in a front of the AGA.
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: I've seen that, but I kind of agree because the
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: Chiefs would win. Look the way that I see it is,
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: if the Chiefs go to the super Bowl, They're winning
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: the Super Bowl no matter what. They're not going to
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: lose in the Super Bowl. Why because they played in
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: the last three Super Bowls. This is like every any
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: other game for them, Like there's no ten there's no.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: Pressure, there's no stop in them.
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: What are people going to say if if the Chiefs
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: don't win the Super Bowl? What are people going to
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: say negative about them that they lost the Super Bowl.
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: Dynasty over, dynasty over, but oh but they still made
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: the Super Bowl like they're.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: They're they're How did it feel when the Patriots lost
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: their third or did they win three in a row
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: or three out of four years or something like that.
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: In the early two thousands or late in the two thousand,
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: early two thousands, early two thousands. I don't know. I
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: was one.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: When when was their first one? They lost? Eli? What year? Though? Seven?
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: So what were they saying in O seven?
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: I don't remember I was six?
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: Well, then what were they saying in twenty seventeen? It's
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: the over stories are on top sucker ho.
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: Now do you remember being pissed about that one? Yeah,
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: that's right, the one that I remember the most vividly.
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: Okay, see, now we're digging out and we're getting to
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: the bottom of it. The Eagles beat the Patriots in
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: February twenty eighteen, and you've hated the Eagles ever since.
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: No, I never have had any I have no hatred
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: towards the Eagles.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: You got a job at barstool as like a sleeper cell.
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: You went to Dave and you're like, I'm the next
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: generation of Patriots fans. Like you can entrust it to me.
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: I'll do anything I can to take down these Eagles
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: and defend you. You're basically Rico Bosco and Tommy smokes.
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: No, I don't. I've never had any actual hatred towards
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: the Eagles. I like Philadelphia as a city.
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because you think you sell tickets.
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: I think Shane's really funny, and I mean I have
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: nothing against Philadelphia. I have nothing against Philadelphia or or
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: the Eagles, or the Flyers or the Phillies. Terrible name
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: for a team, but because that would be like if
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: the Red Sox name was like the Boston's.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: That doesn't sound good. Now, that sounds awful, Boston Boston's.
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: No, it sounds terrible.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: That does sound good. No, Philly is a type of horse.
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: I don't care.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: I hate uh Buffalo Bills is a stupid name, but
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: they're named after the front of a hat.
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not. I don't love that name either.
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: Like the team though, Yeah, but that squad you're just
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: so take a bullet, would take a bullet for anyone
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: on that team. They don't know you, Bro, doesn't matter,
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: they don't know you. It doesn't matter. Bill's Mafia, who.
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: In that squads cut like me and Josh Allen. We
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: played trivia together last super Bowl.
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: That's why I'm hoping. That's why I'm trying to.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: Go to the super Bowl, because you want to be the.
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: I want to meet Josh Allen.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: How are you going to meet him?
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: He's in the super Bowl.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: If he's in the super Bowl, you think that he's
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: just going to be like coming to trivia. Yeah.
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: Maybe, No, he's like a cool guy.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: He is a cool Actually, that's my bro.
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: I've already met him where at his Oh I went
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: to dinner with him in Buffalo.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: Bro, Just because you were at the other end of
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: a banquet table of one hundred and fifty people, it
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: doesn't mean you were at dinner with it.
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm sitting right here. Josh Allen is directly behind me,
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: behind you, facing me, talking to Shane, And I said, hello.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: He's behind you, facing you.
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: Yes, I'm sitting in my seat eating my spaghetti and
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: meatballs and caesars.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: So you don't. So you're not making eye contact with him?
• 54:53
  Speaker 10: I may.
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: I turned around and I said what's up?
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: And he said, who are you? He said, Bro, I'm
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: done with this plate.
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: Take well, why would he say that he's a nice guy.
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because he obviously didn't know what it was.
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: But we shook hands and we said, I said, best
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: of luck the rest of the season. Go win it.
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: You don't win at all?
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: You did, I did. You were drunk off of bud
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: lights at the time, and you were like, you have
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: an extra David Bustercard because that was hours later.
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: That was hours later.
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: You had juice around. We went to the.
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: Team dinner first. Right after that was pretty much like
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: we went back to Gabe's place and then we went
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: then we went to the team dinner, and then we
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: went back to Gabes again for poker. Played poker for
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: a good six seven hours or so, and then around
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: midnight is when we went to.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: They played poker. You sat around, you stood behind them
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: like it was the Tunnel of Chaos, like it was
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: one of Dana White's tables. You stood behind and like
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: clapped whenever someone did good.
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: I was actually I talked to one of the one
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: of the linemen for Dawkins. Probably yeah, now it was
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: not Dean Dawkins.
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: I wish it was, though, Well, you don't know any
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: of the squad bro I do.
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: I know Dion Dawkins. Bro is the guy that was like, man,
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: you were looking at the crowd so beautiful, You're beautiful.
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: The Bill's Mafia's I've seen. I know who Dion Dawkins is.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: Bro. It's just a shame because I want you to
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: be like a ball, a heavy ball knower.
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: I am a heavy ball knower.
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: I can't force you to.
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: I wish I was more of a heavy ballner at
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: the time.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: Where So when are you leaving Phoenix Saturday night to
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: get back for the taking a red eye? Yeah?
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: Terrible red eye too.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: What's your seat? Oh?
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: Well, first class? But uh they tell there's a double aover.
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: Endeavor.
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: No, in Chicago, we should just scroll.
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: You should just go to the stream.
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: Then, definitely not gonna do that. I'm gonna get I'm
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: gonna get to chock about like four a m.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just head over to the office. I have Max
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: pick you up.
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: You will get the vibes going for the.
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: Are you going to be there? I don't know.
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: Oh if you if you're gonna go, maybe I will
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: go for the stream.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you would go watch the stream in Chigago.
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: If you're gonna be there, would you wear Eagles Jersey. No,
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: I would wear Commander's jersey for sure. Yet it Terry
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: McLaurin jersey.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: I'm not going, all right, and you're not going either.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: You're now forbidden from going. You and Nate PFT and Core.
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: Three Original three. I can't even I can't wear it because, like,
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: who would I wear? I would wear Jaden Daniels Jersey proudly.
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: The black jerseys that they have are so sick.
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: I would never wear Terry McLaurin jersey, though, Why thug
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: hate him?
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: You're more of a Danny Ammondola West well Edelman type
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: of guy. Now.
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: I liked Terry McLaurin until he sabotaged my Fantasy championship
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: with one point five points?
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: Is he on your do not draft? Next year? We
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: got a dial in? Who are squad is?
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: You got a dial in? Brother? I made it to
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: the finals. I ca'm kind of coast.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: You made it to the finals because jam it hurts.
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: Got hurt, bro, I mean we can talk about what ifs.
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: It's no what ifs. You lost. I mean that's another
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: reason brand is gonna spend Yeah.
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: No, I lost in the finals, but I was just
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: happy to get to the final.
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: First my goal, first loser. My goal for my.
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: Goal for a new fantasy team is always just to
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: get to the finals.
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: First loser.
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: It's not about it's not about yeah, first loser.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, so I was still a loser.
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, still loser. I'm fine with that. Where but at
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: least I got all the way where at least.
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: I got all the way where that you're a loser.
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: Like you must have had a you had a what
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: did you did? You even like you probably had a
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: great weekend week seventeen. What do you mean did you
• 58:34
  Speaker 3: do like go out and spend some time with the family.
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: You probably didn't even have to watch.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: The ball, So you're talking about it. I'm in other championships.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: Oh I forgot.
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: You were in the toilet Bowl.
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: No, I was in another championships.
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and you lost that one too.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: I did lose, Yeah, but do you not too? That
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: was my only other championship. So we all lost.
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: But you lost twice. That's humiliating. If you lose twice,
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: you should delete the account.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: Being in the final four in multiple leeks is humiliating.
• 59:01
  Speaker 6: Bro.
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: You showed me who you were going up against. You
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: lost to a girl in the Super Bowl it was
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: Mina Chimes. Bro, she knows ball lost to a girl.
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: I lost Amena Chimes.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: You're saying girls can't know ball. Yes, clip this. I
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: lost Amena Chimes in the Fantasy Football Championship and you're
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: saying that women can't.
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: Imagine losing to a girl in the super Bowl.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: We're going to have a ball knowledge off at the
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: super Bowl. I'm sick to my stomach against me and.
• 59:27
  Speaker 3: We should have got this. I want me to talk
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: to Owen and haven't got it.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: Your your bigotry is so ugly. It's just like you
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: wear it so disgustingly.
• 59:36
  Speaker 3: What do you think we're at Because I feel like
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: we should let Owen know when to cut the fact
• 59:41
  Speaker 3: that Roan lost to a girl in the Fantasy super Bowl.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: Dude, I respect women's agencies so much that I just
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: I think it's hard for you to understand as a
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: gay man.
• 59:53
  Speaker 3: Just got the ticket counts for Phoenix? What is it
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: looking like it's just gonna be a long weekend.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: With some numbies.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm sick to my stomach.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: See now, to keep on unleashing these like we're uncovering
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: these reasons why you're so nasty that's because you can't
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: tell a ticket to save your life. It's because you're
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: gonna have some cardboard cutouts in the office, like in
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: Home Alone, when he's trying to convince the two robbers
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: that there's somebody actually in the building.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm gonna have to work. I'm gonna have to
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: make some calls after this. Yeah, shut it down.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: You're gonna have to make some calls to like seat fillers.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Probably, I'm gonna have to call up a local
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: like military base, have them send over the vets, free, free.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: Tickets, rounding up the homelessen to U haul. Yeah, everybody,
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: get in the back. We'll get We'll get some hot
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: soup for you once.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: You get there. Just laugh.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: You're laugh as hard as possible. When I worked on
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: that show called Drop the Mic, the Battle Wrap show,
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: they bring in the audience, yeah right, or like you
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: or like you get has to be in the audience,
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: basically paid to be in the audience. And so they
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: have the people who thought that they were going to
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: get a role in Hollywood if they did a really
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: good job as audience members. So they're like playing hip
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: hop beach between everything, and people are like with their
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: full bodies, like it's sister act too.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: I love that.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: It was so awesome.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: I love that. I love like in the like in
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: the super Bowl when they do the halftime show and
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: then it cuts to the crowd and so obviously not
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: the actual crowd, and it's like a bunch of people
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 3: who are like.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: Sony Grammy, like the All Star Game, Like they run,
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: they run to the stage, like okay, everyone spread to
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: the stage.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 3: It's literally like when there's like when you go to
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: like it's like it's like GTA n PCs, like just
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 3: all with the exact same movements up. It's like some
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 3: coordinator had to just like what was the easiest movement
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: we could get that, you guys won't fuck up.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but they're getting paid thirty dollars for if even
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: the eighteen hours that they'll have to be there that day.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: They don't get to watch the game.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: Oh no, they think they get to watch.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: They don't get to watch.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 3: They don't get to watch. No way, where did they watch.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 3: You think they're going to give them a seat? Yeah,
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: I guess that's true. There's a lot of them. Yeah,
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: they're like in the tons of fun of them.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: They get there and they don't even give the.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 3: Families like for the players, that's what I mean.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like you're not gonna the NPCs, aren't getting seats,
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: and that's so great.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: Imagine being like on on the team and you got
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 3: to be like you're you're you're looking at fucking game
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: time to figure out how much the tickets hard for
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 3: your family.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: And imagine being like a seventh round pick in your
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: second year or something like that. Oh yeah, you're making
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: Grace O'Malley money nothing, nothing, and you have to fucking.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 3: Like trive with your salaries going towards the games.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: But then like your cousins are probably like my brothers
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: in the the NFL.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it is pretty cy take us to the
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 3: Super Bowl. Like I remember when when Joe Burrow was
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: hurt last year, who was the backup last year?
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: They played and said, uh brown Jake Browning.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 3: Jake Browning. Yeah, and they were like they were like,
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 3: and uh, Jake Browning's girlfriend is here. She's uh like lucky, lucky,
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 3: lucky for Browning. He's got Joe Burrow is his quarterback.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: And he lended out his box, Oh did he Yeah?
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 3: And he was like you'd think if you were the
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: active starting quarterback for the Bengals. You'd be able to
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 3: get like, hey, could we get some seats from my family?
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like, we need seats for the family.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: Talk to Joe. That's best between you and Joe.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah. The reps like, okay, in the last four of
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: your credit card.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, we can get you a coupon, or
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: we could just take it out of your paycheck. I
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 3: guess I remember that was like when I started at
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 3: barstool and I found out that the employee discount for
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: the store was like twenty percent. I thought it was
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 3: gonna be like one hundred percent. I thought it was
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 3: gonna be like you just get to click anything on
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: the website and it's at your house the next day.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: God.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: No, Now you're going through the same process as the fans.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: Like wrong riding on the shirt. No, the merch heer
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: is great, The merchier is great. We actually have to
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: start we don't get it for free. We have to
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: start pushing the boy dad stuff harder now for two reasons.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: One because I'm actually gonna be a boy dad. Yeah,
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: that's gonna be huge.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 3: Also, Bustin's leaving and that's the other one. Massive market opening.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: So we need girl dad yeah too. We want we
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: are going to take girl dad under our umbrella. Should
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: we call will yeah, get it? Get it? Call him up,
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: Call him up right now. Guys, if you want to
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: get some girl dad merch, make sure you're going to
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: the Son of a Boy Dad's section on the barstool Store.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: We're talking girl dad hats, girl dad's shirts and everything
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: girl dad because here at Son of a Boy Dad,
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: the only thing we value more than being a boy
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: dad is being a girl dad. Buy some merch today.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: Proceeds benefit daughters of men.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 3: All right, here we go.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: Come, he's not gonna answer, Yeah, you will squatch my boy.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: What's up?
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 3: You're on a Son of a boy Dad. It's just
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 3: me and Rone.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: What's up? What's up? Legend?
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 3: So we just wanted to talk since you're parting ways
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 3: and going to a competitor, and obviously that's going to
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 3: change a lot of things for everybody. But one of
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 3: the things that we wanted to talk about was the
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 3: girl dad merch, and we're thinking of that. We're going
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 3: to inherit it, do it Man Rising Tide lists all ships.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 10: We'll be doing our own stuff as well.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: But go ahead.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 3: You guys are still going to be putting out your
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 3: own girl dad merch. Well, yeah, I mean it started
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 3: with us. Well, I don't know about that.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: I don't know about that.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: I think it started when we put out hats and
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 3: shorts that's had boy Dad, and then you guys said, well,
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 3: we'll just go grab the other fifty percent of the customers.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 8: Oh, we didn't put out girl dad merch after my
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 8: daughter was born.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 3: No, I think you put out girl dad merch directly
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 3: after boy Dad merch came out.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: I can't help that. That's out clear clear.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 8: It sounds to me like you guys created boy dad merch.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: We created girl that.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: It didn't say girl dad on it.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 3: Do you have a son, sas, No, but Roan has two.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 6: They're not out here yet.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: They're out here.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 3: All right, Well that's good. Yeah, we're taking it. We're
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 3: gonna we're girl dad now too good.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 10: You might have one floating out there.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: Are you going to the super Bowl? Yeah, we'll be
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 3: out there at the super Bowl. You going, Yeah, we're going.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 3: Let's a link, bro, we'll see Yeah, let's link.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 7: You know, Hey, I I was laughing when I sent
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 7: you that text.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: Uh, the crazy I haven't heard from you since the announcement.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 3: Because, uh my guys at the shop was like, hey.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 8: SaaS was talking on the Son of a Boy that
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 8: pod and Jarry was like, do you have followhim on Twitter?
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 10: I was like, yeah, I'm pretty sure I follow me.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 3: He's saying, he's.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: Like, sad, says you don't follow him.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 6: I didn't know your Sam Squatch was yours?
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, no it's me. So you you just have.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 10: Two Twitter profiles, Sam.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 3: Squatch, I do, yes, Sam Squench.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 9: So you're gonna you're holding that against me?
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 10: Your Sam Squench is your real one.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 3: Everyone well everyone knows Sam Squench is my real one. Okay,
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 3: I need to get on that.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 10: I'm gonna I'm gonna hit the follow but today.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, see if you can get around to it.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: I you know, if I just publicly say it, I
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: apologize for not for not following you, it's all good.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: You know. See how many times you guys think you'll
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: see each.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 3: Other after this after the Super Bowl?
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: Never? I bet Roan, I bet once a year.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 3: Once a year. When how when you come to Nashville.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 3: I went to Nashville and you didn't come to the show. Well,
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 3: because I probably wasn't. It was like a month in
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 3: advance invite. But and then Francis went and you were
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 3: in the green room for every single show. You were like,
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 3: I just love the feel of Zannies.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 10: Whenever you come that, I feel like I'm in there.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 3: Bro, all right, we'll see, we'll see, all right, we'll
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 3: talk to you.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: Later, all right, brother, love you, love you boys. Girl
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: Dad Merch coming soon, girl Dad Merch.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 3: That was the That was the go ahead. Yeah, oh,
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 3: that was the green light. We're dials and we're not
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 3: going to change anything either. Designs will be the exact same.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: It's just we'll just shift, the percentages will shift. Yeah.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: And that's their blessing. That's their blessing. And no one
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: can say that it hasn't been rightfully passed to us.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 3: Where they get Where are they going?
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 3: I don't think we're allowed to say wow because it's
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 3: a competitor.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, A big one, A big one, and not the
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: one everyone's saying, A different one. Tell me, but another
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: really big one.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 3: Cover your MinC and tell me.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you afterwards.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: Here, no one can hear what we're saying. No, No really, yeah, bro,
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 3: we might have to cut him talking on the out
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 3: of this episode, he.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: Has a spell on Dave. I think Dave had a
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: little bit of a crush on Will Come.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: So they're getting the bag how much hundred mail? Probably
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 3: they're getting a hundred mil.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: Probably, I don't even know all the final.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 3: Tailor doesn't even need Like, that's not even gonna change
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: Taylor's life.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: It can't, it won't. It's like it'd be impossible. It's
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: not scratching the surface of what he's already made. But
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: like the way that their finances are set up, like
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: when you get so rich, you just start having money
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: come in from different directions. So it's like, I don't
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: even know what the whole puzzle looks like of where
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: they're getting money from, because they're getting a bunch from
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: over here, then a bunch from over here.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 3: They're probably making up money off of us talking about
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: them right now.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: There has to be some kind of we owe them
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: or something like that.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're like we're like ten mil in the hole
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 3: for some reason.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Taylor doesn't even see it hitting his back now,
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: He has no idea, he doesn't even realize it.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess we made another one hundred million today.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: I wonder where that's from.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, was I did I play last week? I don't remember.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: Very nasty CTE joke by you?
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 3: That was not a ct joke?
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah right, bro?
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 3: What is that? You just had a whole different one
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 3: a minute ago. You're just multiple weed pens at once.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? In this sleeve?
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 3: Smart move, that's my move. Yeah, I'm always in the sleeve.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: It's genius.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: I biked from the doctors.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 3: Want to just go like in your hand.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: Expect Yeah, that's fucking we'd been dude. It's so cold
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: outside right now.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's awful.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: I biked you from the doctor's office.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 3: That's insane.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: It was so insane. It was at forty first Street
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: or a twenty seventh.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 3: What was you got up looking like just that?
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: No gloves, gloves, gloves and single layer jacket, single layer jacket,
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: no schisty, no chisty.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 3: You can't be doing that. You're gonna get frostbite.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: Face to the way. I really felt it in my hands.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: I had to get a chi latte.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, will help with that.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: So big on the chi. I'm big on the chi too,
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: are you?
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 6: No?
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 3: Never had it?
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: I think you like it.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think I would. Seasonally, it's nice not
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 3: my thing?
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: What about meat loaf?
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 3: Hate meat loaf? What you see meatloaf all the time
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 3: when I was a kid.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: I think meat loaf is so ruined by being a kid,
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: yeah and having it, and it sucks as a kid.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: But you can get to a place as an adult
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: where it's not just hamburger meat like with onions sticking
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: out of it. Like, there's nice good meat loafs I
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: order a meat loaf sandwich the other night. It was
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: better than a meatball sandwich because the consistency was the
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: same throughout.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 3: Meat loaf sandwich sounds pretty good.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: It was good, dude, on like a long roll. It
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: had rocot underneath.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 3: I genuinely don't remember the last time I had meat loaf.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: You might have to fucking come back.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 3: To it, because we used to have it like on
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 3: a weekly basis, just like you. You'd come downstairs and
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 3: you just see your slice of loaf on the plate.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: Oh some peas with it. No, meat loaf and peas
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: are terrible. Ketchup. Oh my god, I.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 3: Always would have ketchup.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: That's British as hell, I know.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 3: That's space food. That's literally what astronauts are eating. Like
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 3: when we send people to go to go to Mars,
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 3: they're going to be eating meat loaf in the air.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: No, they're probably having factor up there. They're probably eating
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: good factors that like no factor factor. Are you talking
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: about factories or factor factor? I'm talking about factor.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 3: Meals factor meals.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I think that they're eating good eating factor up there.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: I think that I think astronauts eat better than people
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: from the nineteen fifties, do ye? No, you don't think.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 3: You're seen one astronauts to eat like they have, like MRIs,
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 3: they're probably delicious. No, they're disgusting, you think, Yeah, definitely, we.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: Got to get some astronaut food in here.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 3: And I don't know, I don't I don't know. I
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 3: guess I don't know. I don't know the quality of
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 3: the food that they're eating. Well, muck bang, it would
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 3: assume it's pretty bad.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: It's NASA. The NASA has like trillions of dollars. They're
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: not going to find a good food. Have you ever
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: had tang tang? Yeah?
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 3: What's tang tang?
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: Was like the astronaut drink. It's like a powdered like
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: orange powder. Oh, it tastes so good. It's like I've
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: never had tang. It's like cool. A.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 3: I have MRI's at my house.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: Though, in case you and Bode try and enlist up together.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 3: No, I have them for for camping.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: I've been basic training pretty is not working out.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 3: I never I never ate them, but I have them.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 3: I have like four.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: So how do you know they're nice?
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 3: Everyone says they're really good, but no, I mean it's
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 3: kind of nice, like you like, they're just sitting in
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 3: a cooler. I would love to have one because I
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 3: already cooked them, but I never ended up eating them,
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 3: so I just put them. I just froze them.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: What the fuck I'm kidding. No, but I do. I
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: do have them.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 3: I do have on Like I think they just last.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 3: They last forever.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd like to try one.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll bring them in, could you. I'll bring them
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 3: in and I'll bring in the jet.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: Boil the jet. Oh so you have to cook them.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 3: You just have to pour hot water in.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, let's do that.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I would love to. I think they're supposed to
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 3: be pretty good. I mean, you just said you think
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 3: they suck. I think they're supposed to be pretty good.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 3: The ones that I have are good.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: I think, why would the astronauts have I.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 3: Think they do? Why because these are like these are
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 3: like twelve bucks a pop.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: You don't think they're splurging. You think that NASA's like,
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: let's cut costs, dude.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 3: NASA's a government owned like I don't even know what it.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: Is, entity entity, But that means that they're poster children
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: for wanton spending.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 3: No, but like the military, they MRIs and and I
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 3: think like Kate and Chap said that the MRIs that
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 3: they would have were discussed.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because you're talking about grunts. I'm talking about like
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: four astronauts who are going up. You don't think that they're.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 3: Probably they probably have a chef that goes with them.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: No, No, they probably have some of it. They've got
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: this all, dude.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 3: They're spending all the money on the mission. They're spending
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 3: the mission itself costs like billions of dollars. The food
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 3: is at least decent, So they're cutting costs on food.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: They're not.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 3: They don't have to cut costs. I'll look it up
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 3: right now.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: What are you gonna look up? Fo good? Yes, dude,
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: you know it is good. These fucking these hearts. These
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: are amazing. It tastes like birthday cake. Bro.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 3: There, this is their meal.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: I don't eat with my eyes broke everything.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 3: Ever, No, it's a cookie.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: So they have cookies.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, obviously they have cookies. Dude, this is disgusted. Look
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 3: at this spinach and it's just a blob. It's just
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 3: in a bag.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: So how else are they supposed to get it? There?
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: You want it just like fresh out in the air.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying like that that this looks objectively worse
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 3: than the ship that I have in my apartment that.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: Does not look that bad at it.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 3: It looks dude, this is awful.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: Is astronaut food nasty?
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 3: The crew found it to be better than that of Apollo,
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 3: but still unsatisfying, partially due to food tasting different in
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 3: space than on Earth. The frozen foods were most popular,
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 3: and they enjoyed spicy foods. You just sign his congestion
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 3: from their weightlessness. Dell in their sense of taste and smell.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: It says it's not nasty.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 3: Bron who said that?
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: Nasa Ai?
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 3: Bro, you can't trust that shit?
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: Well, would Ai? Lie? Ai is incapable of lying, and
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: you should know that.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 3: Let's see the ones that I have.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: We need to get an astronaut to comment on this video.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: Is the food nasty? What's the best food? And maybe
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: you guys could send us like a pork chop or
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: something like that.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 3: I have Mountain House, Mountainhouse MREs.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: Like the fact that they even have individually shrink wrapped
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: spinach shows me that they're going to be just fine.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 3: But that's because I get something like this, which is
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 3: like you just get a big bag of rice and
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 3: chicken or a pad tie or beef lasagna. I think
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 3: the beef lasagna is supposed to be one of the
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 3: better ones. I mean that looks phenomenal, phenomenal. Do you
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 3: think that looks better or worse than the spinach in
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 3: a plastic bag?
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: The spinach looks more fresh that than that beef lasagna,
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: all right, But I mean it's not that's not a meal.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: Spinach is just a component, and that small amount of
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: spinach wild cooked down to like yeah nasty, literally nothing.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's just.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: How spinach cooks down.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 3: So they're starving our astronauts. They wouldn't do that to them,
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 3: are you supposed to thank an astronaut for their service.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: You're at least supposed to salute them. Really, except for
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: that one guy who got punched by buzz Aldrin or
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: whatever who you never saw, the guy who like said
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: the moon landing was fake and the astronaut punched him
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: in the face.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 3: Now, I haven't seen that.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: But the astronaut's like eighty five years old.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's awesome. That means it probably is fake.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: Do you think so?
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 3: No, I think it's definitely real.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: I would think that he's so pissed off that people
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: are saying it's fake, that he tried to dummy someone.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: It is weird. Like whatever Rogan says. I'm going with that,
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: all right, true.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 3: Classic punches. Should we do a parlay on two games?
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, seventy seven year old buzz Aldrin punches. That's sure.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 4: Not Why why don't you swore in the Bible that
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 4: you walked.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 6: On the moon?
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: Get out of the air.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 3: This is.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 4: So.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 6: Why don't you swear in the Bible that you walked
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 6: on the moon.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 7: It doesn't sure.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: I don't have nothing to do with this, but not
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: solicit on this proper.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 6: We just pay no out the penhouse shoot up there.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 5: Like this, all right, Well then yeah they gotta keep cheating.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 6: Okay, well you can put on his shoulder.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: Don't be shy.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 5: You really like you're the one who said you walked
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 5: on the moon when you didn't.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 6: Calling the kettle black, I've ever thought of saying that.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 10: You get it from me.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 6: You're a coward and a liar, and.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: It's whoa crody's in his seventies.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 3: That's crazy. Was a big one. Yeah, that was I
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 3: was waiting for it.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: That was good. Almost almost hit you with the Francis.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 3: I said, yeah, yeah, swear on the Bible that you
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 3: walked on the moon.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: Insane, But that guy was ahead of the curve. Now,
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: it's almost like conventional wisdom that nobody walked on the moon,
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: like a lot of people think it. I don't think
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: not conventional wisdom, but a lot of people think it.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 3: But I'd be like, I'm pretty convinced.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: Well because the Van Allen radiation belt, bro.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 3: Well, I think it's because the video looks fucking ridiculous.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 3: I'm I would be more up for believing that the
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 3: video is fake and that they did go to the
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 3: moon then that they just straight up never went to
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 3: the Moon. Yeah, the video is a little match. The
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 3: video looks like they're on a green screen and they
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 3: have wires strapped to them that's pulling them up. Don't
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 3: they hit golf golf balls something like that?
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. We need to be filming pornos
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: on the moon.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 3: Pornos on the moon would be crazy.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: That should be what Trump ran on.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I Trump's.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: America rekindles it with Brandy Love or who is it?
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 3: Stormy Daniels, Stormy Daniels, Stormy Daniels and Trump on the
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 3: moon flashing it out.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: Now that he's elected. I mean, he can't go back
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: on it.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 3: Squashing the beef on the moon. Let's take this to
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 3: the moon.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: She's eating beef lasagna.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 3: I gave you my last MRI. Stop telling people I
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 3: raped you. All right, let's do this parlay. I think
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 3: we go winner. I think we go I think we
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 3: go winner, and then we do one touchdown scorer.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 3: I like to mix it up because there's only two games,
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 3: all right, So Commander's money line, do you like Terry
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 3: McLaurin for two or three? So classic? The problem is
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 3: with betting on the Eagles is that you can't even
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 3: really bet on the your touchdown scorers because unless you
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 3: bet two, because Hurts is minus one twenty. I don't
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 3: even think Hurts is gonna score. So they're gonna have
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 3: Saquon score. And then Saquon's minus two thirty to score once.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: You could do them to score twice. Or what about
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: Dallas Goddard? What do you feel about that? Or aj
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: Brown's gonna get one eventually. The more disgruntled he gets,
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: the more likely he is to score the next week?
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 3: Is DeVonta Smith not in? He should be questionable?
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: I don't think so much.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 3: Now there is Davante Smith is plus one ninety five.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: I like that a lot, Davante.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 3: But also Saquon had zero throwing touchdowns last week.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: Throw oh oh, Jalen had zero?
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, zero, j Jalen. I mean, do you want to
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 3: do two different parlays? That's a good question.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: No, just fucking do it, all right?
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 3: So what what do you want to do?
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: Smitty and the Eagles.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 3: Eagles money line or Eagles spread money line? It's minus
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 3: two eighty five, well both of them together, all right,
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 3: So minus two eighty five Eagles money line, And then
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 3: who do we want to score.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: I would say either Saquon two or DeVante Smith won.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 3: Squ two is promising do it then five, but it's
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 3: been but he scored, he scored two two weeks in
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 3: a row. But it is the playoffs, it is the
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 3: NFC Championship, a right, saque two.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: And then for the game, what are we saying for
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: the Bills game?
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 3: I think we go Bills. I mean we're definitely going.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 3: You can do Bills plus one point five.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: What about switching it to Bill's plus three?
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 3: I don't know if I like that. All right, I'll
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 3: do it, though.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, don't do that. Don't do that.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: Just do bills straight.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 3: Up, because you can't even do plus. You can only
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 3: do plus three point five, which is only minus one
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 3: fifty four. And then what if we did that and we.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: Did and Josh Josh Allen to score or James Cooked.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 3: A score, James Cook didn't score it all last week,
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 3: and we do Josh Allen and James Cook.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: Just do one, Just do one?
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 3: Now we do Josh Allen, or we do Josh Allen too.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 3: I do like Shakir, but that's kind of a that's
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 3: a one off for me. Ray Davis to score.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 3: Well I scored last week.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: How many touchdowns are they going to get?
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 3: And he's plus four fifty for one.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: We'll just see what that would take the odds to.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 3: Two thousand, eight hundred and ninety one ten to pay
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 3: three hundred. You've got a bit one hundred, so it
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 3: would be one hundred to pay out two nine hundred
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 3: ninety one.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: With Ray Davis. With Ray Davis, do you want to?
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know. Didn't I feel like it's
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 3: weird that Ray Davis scored last week and Jalen and
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 3: James Cook didn't. Right Cook? This needs to be a
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 3: lock because we're only giving four picks, so it needs
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 3: to I know, I know, I know. So what do
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 3: you think? Do you think James Cook or I think
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 3: James Cook? The thing is it's gonna suck regardless. Now
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 3: if we do James cooker Ray Davis, because one of
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 3: them is gonna score. Why that's minus one fifteen.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: What is he going to make?
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 3: Ros tend to pay one hundred? Put a thousand, put
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 3: a thousand?
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 1: What put in one hundred? We win a thousand?
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's not bad. It's actually a pretty good bet.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 3: So it's Eagles money line, Saquon two touchdowns, bills plus
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 3: three point five Josh Allen anytime. The only problem now
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 3: that I'm worrying about is if if the Eagles blow
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 3: out the Commanders, Taekwon's hitting the bench.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: That's the bet. Let's see if we can get on
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: the on the sportsbook. I think we can.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 3: We're gonna like sending our head shots for it.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: They'll find head shots.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 3: I got a deposit money, fuck it, I.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: Want I just want it on there so I could
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: just click on it and make it. And it's four picks.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 3: It's four picks in two games. It will literally take
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 3: you ten seconds to make it. That's easy for you
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 3: to say, I got mine locked in. I might just
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 3: run ride that bet. That's my bet.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna make the bet too. Oh my god, the
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: odds changed so much already.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 3: I'm not surprised. That was minus five hundred.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 1: He goes money line touchdown score take one two.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 3: You're gonna switch it, aren't you.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 1: No, you're gonna go.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 3: You're gonna have Josh Allen two touchdowns.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 1: Josh one tud A lot of bets are on the
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: on the bills.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 10: Wow.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 3: Well yeah, everyone wants the Bills to win. And then
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 3: my buddy Derek Drescher hit me up yesterday and he
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 3: was like, I want the Chiefs to win it all.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: And I was like, what, Wait, what did you get
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 1: it at? Plus what? Two k?
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 3: No, you got a Mine was one hundred to play
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 3: at pay one thousand plus nine one nine?
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 1: Okay, same same thame.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 3: That are already giving me a cash out of plus
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 3: five hundred of five hundred bucks. That means we must
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 3: have got the script early.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: Holy shit, we hit the script.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 3: Especially when we changed the Wait, did you go plus
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 3: three and a half?
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 3: For the Bills?
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, plus three and a half is nice.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 3: Plus three and a half is a lock. That's guarantee,
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 3: that's wiggle room.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And we could just be happy with whatever happens
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 1: in the game.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 3: No, I'm not gonna be happy if the Bills lose.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: No, well, if the parlay hits.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 3: Even if the parlay hits, I'm still gonna be pissed
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 3: if the Bills lose.
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 1: Talking about we're gonna be laughing to the bank.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna need I'm gonna need ten g's to make
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 3: up for that loss.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 1: From whom the game so put a thousand on it.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 1: Now you'll get your ten gis real fast.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 3: I don't got money like that.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: I know that's a lie. You're just talking about buying
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 1: super Bowl tickets me, you and Max.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 3: When was I ever talking about that about going? I
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 3: thought you. I thought you had an extra ticket.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 1: What do we have tickets? No? I don't have tickets
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 1: to the super Bowl. How would I have tickets to
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 1: the super Bowl.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 3: I'm sure you can buy tickets to the super Bowl. Now,
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 3: I'm sure you can. I thought you had tickets and
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 3: you were like, do you want to come? I was
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 3: gonna say, yeah, obviously free.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 1: I thought you're for free. Yeah, you're not gonna pay.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 3: We're media, bro. Media week.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 1: That doesn't that's not happen.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 3: Media not get to go for free. You just splash
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 3: the badge.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 1: We don't have the credential like that, Bro. Press passes
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 1: don't work like they used to. You used to put
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: it in your hat and put it in your bowler hat,
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 1: a little card that says media, that says, and you
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: could go in anywhere. It's not that simple anymore.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 3: Are you actually gonna go? Even if the birds don't
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 3: make it? Would you go you're not gonna go to
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 3: the Birds. Don't make it. Really, if it's like Commander's Bills,
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 3: you wouldn't go to.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 1: The super Bowl. If it's Commander's Bills.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 3: Why wouldn't you Because you're gonna be in the city
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 3: of the super Bowl, why would you not go.
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 1: I've not. I've left every year that the Eagles aren't
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 1: in it Thursday or Friday.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 3: So I guess I gotta hope that the Eagles win.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 1: When I was in La I was like, get me
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 1: the fuck out of here.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, that was hell. Yeah, most cities are get
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 3: me the fuck out of here. And then we went
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 3: to Cincinnati, which was worse.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 1: That was the worst super Bowl of all time.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean we watched it in the lobby of
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 3: a hotel.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 1: That was an all time batsuit.
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  Speaker 3: And then we hit the streets and people could not
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 3: have given less of a fuck.
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  Speaker 1: Oh do I' just happy to have been there.
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
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  Speaker 3: We'll be back four years later, not even in the playoffs,
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 3: which I hate that for the Bengals. I like the
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 3: mangles a lot. I told you my Jamar Chase Jersey
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 3: got stolen.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you did say that would happened with that stolen.
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 1: What happened?
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  Speaker 3: Someone stole it? I ordered it, it arrived and then
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 3: I went down to get it and it was gone.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 3: And then I knocked on the I knocked on the
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 3: super's door, and I said, where did a package arrive
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 3: for me? And they said they were like, they were like,
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 3: I don't which which apartment are you in? And I
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 3: said my number and then they said, well, I didn't
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 3: see anything. And I said, well, this is like the
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 3: twentieth time this has happened to me. And they said
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 3: that's gonna be something she's and then she was like,
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 3: she was like, that's not management's fault. You're gonna have
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 3: to call nine one one And I was like, okay,
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 3: well I'm not gonna call nine one one, and it
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 3: should be management's fault.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 1: I'm so angry for you. But also, we gave you
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 1: the blueprint on what to do to stop the scales,
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 1: to stop the steel. Yeah, and you're just actively letting
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 1: the steel continue.
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  Speaker 3: I know, Man of steel, I'm not gonna have stuff
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 3: ship there anymore.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: You have a ship to the office, I'm gonna have.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 3: A ship to your place, all right.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 1: My doorman will look after a real good leg.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why I'm gonna do it, and then you
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 3: can just bring it in when we record. All right,
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 3: all right, thank you guys for listening. We'll be back
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  Speaker 3: with Francis next week. For all the people that are
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 3: missing Francis, and please come see me in Phoenix, Arizona
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 3: this week and this end of the week. Goodbye, Thank you.
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 1: Guys.
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 11: What was up.
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  Speaker 7: Still still under ground?
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 11: So look.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 7: All right, I was only fallen one way. I was
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 7: only fallen one bred jay were drifting food was so so.
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 10: Then you need summon no.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 11: I come in.
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 10: I was on a phone in long I was only
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 10: a phone.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 7: I was on your phone in one way. I was
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 7: on your phone in line.
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 10: The stream be don't get take.
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  Speaker 7: Falling one way says just a dit fas fast back
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  Speaker 7: of the go, just a not really take the head
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  Speaker 7: of juss.
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  Speaker 11: S, the les jeu, the jui
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  Speaker 10: Don't it's a f