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Episode #3956 The New Phil Hendrie Show Radio Archive Hour · The World of Phil Hendrie

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Speaker 1: We have home movies from the Hendry family going all
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Speaker 1: in locales And, you know, it's fun with whatever girlfriend.
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Speaker 1: I'm kidding about that. It's just, you know, I'm with friends.
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Speaker 1: Let's see, we went to St. Martin's and, well, you
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Speaker 1: went to the Grenadines. We went to the Grenadines, went
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Speaker 1: Indian Ocean? What do you mean the Indian Ocean?
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Speaker 2: We went to Dubai, then we went on to, yeah,
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Speaker 2: it was called like Marytown or something. I mean Marytown. Anyway,
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Speaker 2: it was really cool. We dug that.
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Speaker 1: So, you know, and we have all this, and we
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Speaker 1: went to Canada a couple times. So we have all
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Speaker 1: these home movies, and generally you'll see me drunk, falling
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Speaker 1: down some steps.
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Speaker 2: I'm kidding. It's all very above board and wonderful.
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Speaker 1: And a lot of other stuff that we can't even
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Speaker 2: Anyway, Phil, don't do that part.
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Speaker 1: This is Chris Norton, and he's a sexy guy. And
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Speaker 1: you've heard Chris, and this is one of those shows,
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Speaker 1: and we did this a few times. Chris has this
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Speaker 1: nasal condition, so you could hear him kind of breathing,
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Speaker 1: and that became an issue for some listeners. But Chris,
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Speaker 1: being the sexy guy that he is, he's talking about
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Speaker 1: going up to women on the beach who are laying
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Speaker 1: on their stomachs, and maybe their bathing suits have been
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Speaker 1: pushed up into some, you know, tight areas, and he
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Speaker 1: just comes along and pulls them out. Well, that just
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Speaker 1: raised all kinds of hell in the show. So here's
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Speaker 1: Chris talking to not only the women, but in one
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Speaker 1: instance or two, some of the husbands, too, to find
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Speaker 1: out what they think about Chris Norton here on this,
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Speaker 1: you know, as he puts it, bathing suit up the
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Speaker 1: crack patrol.
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Speaker 2: Chris, you describe yourself as a feminist, right?
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Speaker 3: Yes, sir. I'm someone who believes that, you know, women
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Speaker 3: have basic rights. And my mother was very influential on me.
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Speaker 3: from that standpoint.
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Speaker 1: So your organization, which is a beach safety organization, looking
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Speaker 1: to make the beach safe for women, correct?
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Speaker 3: Yes, sir. I think summertime, you have to understand, there's
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Speaker 3: a lot of women that are out on the beach,
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Speaker 3: and it is a place where they are very vulnerable,
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Speaker 3: I think. They're not dressed like they would be out
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Speaker 3: on the street, and they're not wearing not all that
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Speaker 3: much clothing, and they're a very public place. I walk
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Speaker 3: the beach every Saturday, so I see it's my way
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Speaker 3: of getting sun, and I do work out. I think
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Speaker 3: it gives a lot of younger women a good time
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Speaker 3: seeing me, so I do have a pretty cut body.
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Speaker 3: I think a lot of men, I relate to them
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Speaker 3: very well, too.
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Speaker 1: So this was born of why did you decide to
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Speaker 1: have a beach patrol to protect women?
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Speaker 3: I noticed a lot of women who, for instance, will
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Speaker 3: fall asleep on their blankets or on their towels, and
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Speaker 3: that's fine. If you're out there to enjoy the sun,
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Speaker 3: have at it. Many times, though, what has happened, and
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Speaker 3: a lot of women nowadays, because some women tend to
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Speaker 3: be heavier, the bathing suit slides up the backside. If
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Speaker 3: a woman's laying on her stomach on a blanket, the
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Speaker 3: bathing suit slides up the back, and she's exposed. I mean,
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Speaker 3: her butt, you know, her.
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Speaker 2: Her rear end.
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Speaker 3: Yes, her rear end. So I said, you know... I've
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Speaker 3: been raised to respect women, so last Saturday, I saw
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Speaker 3: this lady, and she wasn't even a young woman, so
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Speaker 3: the idea that I was attracted to her is absurd,
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Speaker 3: and I saw that she had on a one-piece, and
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Speaker 3: the bottom part had gotten, you know, the one-piece, because
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Speaker 3: when you see women pull the bathing suit, they pull
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Speaker 3: it down over the butt area, and the one-piece had
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Speaker 3: gotten slid up and sort of wedged up, so she'd
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Speaker 3: fallen asleep, and I just know what my mother would
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Speaker 3: have wanted me to do, and so that's when I
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Speaker 3: bent over, and I've I pulled it down. I went
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Speaker 3: over and I grabbed the edge of the suit. And
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Speaker 3: I pulled it down over the one cheek. This one
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Speaker 3: cheek of the butt was exposed out. And I, you know,
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Speaker 3: I pulled it. I wedged it, I guess.
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Speaker 2: Well, the lady claims that you were fondling her.
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Speaker 3: No, sir, I was not. No, sir, I wasn't.
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Speaker 1: Okay, look, she claims you had one of... She said
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Speaker 1: you had one of her buttocks in your hand.
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Speaker 3: No, sir, I did not. I had to pull it.
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Speaker 3: Because her suit was wedged up, I had to pull...
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Speaker 3: The one, you know, I had to pull the buttock
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Speaker 3: away to pull it out of the crack area. Now,
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Speaker 3: my intention was to help the lady from being embarrassed
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Speaker 3: or potentially having some guy come up and try to
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Speaker 3: grope her. And that's what we're talking about.
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Speaker 2: So you're doing this on a weekly basis, right?
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Speaker 3: I help women during the summer. Why?
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Speaker 2: Well, I mean, I know you said that you're a feminist, but.
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Speaker 3: Well, if you think about it, Phil, this is the
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Speaker 3: first time of year when... This is the time of
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Speaker 3: year women are wearing the least amount of clothing in
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Speaker 3: the most public area. And most of the time they're
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Speaker 3: by themselves or with other women or with their boyfriend
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Speaker 3: who isn't watching out for them. So what I try
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Speaker 3: to do, two weeks ago there was a young lady
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Speaker 3: and this guy, they were laying together on a towel
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Speaker 3: and they were asleep. And I noticed that her butt,
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Speaker 3: you know, the bottom of her suit on both sides
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Speaker 3: had ridden all the way up. So she was fully exposed,
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Speaker 3: you know, on her butt. And so this situation where
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Speaker 3: her boyfriend has put her in a dangerous situation.
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Speaker 2: Why do you blame him?
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Speaker 1: Because he's laying there on the towel next to her.
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Speaker 1: He doesn't know that her suit has ridden up on her.
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Speaker 3: Well, but again, he should be aware that it could be.
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Speaker 3: And the two of them have fallen asleep, so she
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Speaker 3: could be fondled or groped. And while he isn't doing
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Speaker 3: nothing about it, but he's just laying there sleeping while
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Speaker 3: she's exposed. So you worry about what kind of a
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Speaker 3: father this guy's going to be. So I went over,
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Speaker 3: and as gentlemanly as I could, I tried to tug
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Speaker 3: the suit down over the butt.
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Speaker 2: Alright, but this lady was wearing, the lady you're talking
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Speaker 2: about was wearing a thong, right?
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Speaker 3: I did not know that at the time.
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Speaker 2: She was wearing a thong, so there's no pulling the
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Speaker 2: suit down, because the thong.
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Speaker 4: exposes.
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Speaker 3: I did not know. All I knew, she was exposed,
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Speaker 3: and I was trying to find the rest of the suit.
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Speaker 1: Well, this guy woke up and saw you hunched over
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Speaker 1: his wife with your fingers hooking the suit.
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Speaker 3: As I explained to him the situation, I was trying
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Speaker 3: to pull the suit down. See, one of the things
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Speaker 3: that I do very well, Phil, and I don't want
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Speaker 3: you to get too upset, is because I do communicate
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Speaker 3: very well. Once I explained to any boyfriend or husband
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Speaker 3: that all I was trying to do is pull the
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Speaker 3: suit down and, you know, pull it out of their,
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Speaker 3: you know, unwedge it, they fully understand.
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Speaker 2: Well, I'm going to tell you this, Mr.
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Speaker 3: Norton.
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Speaker 1: If I saw you pulling the back of my wife's
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Speaker 1: bathing suit down over her rear end, I would be angry.
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Speaker 3: But you, believe me, I would calm you down.
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Speaker 1: Well, how would you calm me down if I wake
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Speaker 1: up and I see you pulling my wife's bathing suit down?
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Speaker 3: I would, the first thing I do is I put
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Speaker 3: my hand on your shoulder and I go, cool out,
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Speaker 3: just cool out. I'm not interested in your wife. One
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Speaker 3: of the things I think you need to understand, Mr. Henry,
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Speaker 3: is I'm considered to be very good-looking. I do have
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Speaker 3: very hot girlfriends that I do go out with. I
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Speaker 3: don't want some guys, you know, I mean, a lot
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Speaker 3: of these women are, I mean, a lot of them
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Speaker 3: are very hanky. I mean, I don't want some guy's
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Speaker 3: hanky-looking wife. I'm just trying to unwedge the suit. And
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Speaker 3: so I think it's wrong for people to judge me before,
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Speaker 3: you know, they get all the facts.
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Speaker 2: All right, Chris Norton is with us, and.
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Speaker 1: Chris got into some trouble last weekend, but you'll continue
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Speaker 1: to do this, right?
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Speaker 3: Absolutely. I believe very strongly on protecting the women.
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Speaker 2: All right. He's going up and down the beach.
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Speaker 1: He sees women laying there whose suits have ridden up
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Speaker 1: the backside, as some women's bathing suits will, so he's
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Speaker 1: grabbing them and pulling them down. In one instance last weekend,
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Speaker 1: a girl had a thong on, so there wasn't anything
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Speaker 1: to pull down. and you wound up having, but you
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Speaker 1: say you can talk to these guys?
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Speaker 3: Absolutely, yeah.
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Speaker 2: All right.
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Speaker 1: Here's our phone number, 1-800-449-8686, 1-800-449-8686. And I wonder if
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Speaker 1: this is just too personal a thing to do, even
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Speaker 1: though you're protecting women.
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Speaker 2: And what exactly are you protecting?
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Speaker 1: If a woman is exposing her backside because her bathing
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Speaker 1: suit is ridden up and she's fallen asleep, you're protecting
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Speaker 1: her from what?
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Speaker 3: From the possibility of a man falling.
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Speaker 2: So a man will come up and fondle her?
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Speaker 3: Yes, sir. And depending on the size of the woman,
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Speaker 3: sometimes it's harder to pull all the fabric out of
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Speaker 3: the crevice area. The larger the woman, the more the
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Speaker 3: bathing suit can get stuck up there. But I'm very
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Speaker 3: good at this. It doesn't take me long. And, again,
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Speaker 3: I want to emphasize something that really, really, really needed
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Speaker 3: to be emphasized. I can talk to men and cool
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Speaker 3: them out so they understand that I don't mean no harm.
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Speaker 3: I'm just trying to cover up their girlfriend's bottom. And,
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Speaker 3: you know, I'm not interested in their wife. I'm not
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Speaker 3: interested in their girlfriend. I do lift. I work out
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Speaker 3: at Gold's Gym in Hermosa, Los Angeles. I pass the
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Speaker 3: Gold's Gym down to Hawthorne. So I do an awful
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Speaker 3: lot of lifting. I do an awful lot of weightlifting.
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Speaker 3: And I've got some very hot girlfriends. So I'm not
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Speaker 3: out on the beach trying to grab some guy's wife's butt.
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Speaker 3: Because most of these women out on the beach, if you...
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Speaker 3: probably seen them, are not too good to look at.
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Speaker 3: I mean, it's pretty nasty.
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Speaker 2: See, this is why you're calling them nasty, but you're
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Speaker 2: a feminist.
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Speaker 3: No, I'm just saying I'm trying to protect them. I
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Speaker 3: live on the beach, so I see some of the
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Speaker 3: things that happen. And, for instance, if a father is
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Speaker 3: there with his daughters, and the daughter's laying there with
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Speaker 3: the crack, you know, with it up the crack. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Speaker 2: You're not grabbing a girl's, a daughter, an underage girl?
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Speaker 3: If the father, I want to say if the father's
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Speaker 3: not protecting her.
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Speaker 1: You're walking up to an underage girl now who's laying
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Speaker 1: on her stomach with her bathing suit up the rear end,
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Speaker 1: and you're pulling it out.
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Speaker 3: If the father's not protecting her.
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Speaker 2: And if the father sees you doing that, aren't you
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Speaker 2: in for an ass-kicking?
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Speaker 3: Again, Mr. Ernie, you have to understand two things. I lift,
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Speaker 3: and I'm able to calm down the people, what the
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Speaker 3: people get angry.
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Speaker 1: All right, Chris Norton with us. Chris, understand, I know
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Speaker 1: you have the best of intentions. It's grabbing a woman's
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Speaker 1: bathing suit and pulling it out of whatever situation it's in.
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Speaker 1: Some men misunderstand, but you say you can cool them out.
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Speaker 3: Absolutely, yeah.
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Speaker 1: Chris Norton is a telemarketer from Hermosa Beach, but also
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Speaker 1: has a beach safety patrol on the weekends. And with
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Speaker 1: summer around, a lot of women are out, and men, sunbathing.
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Speaker 1: Some women's bathing suits ride up the back, and he
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Speaker 1: thinks that they are targets for men fondling them.
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Speaker 2: Nicole, you're on the Phil Henry Show with Chris Norton.
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Speaker 2: Go ahead. Hey, Chris.
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Speaker 4: Yes.
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Speaker 3: Yes, ma'am.
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Speaker 5: I've got a real quick question for you. Why do
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Speaker 5: you just pat these women on the shoulder and tell them?
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Speaker 3: No, you know what? That's a good question, but a
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Speaker 3: lot of them are asleep.
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Speaker 5: Well, that's what I mean. So tap them on the
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Speaker 5: shoulder and say, hey, I don't want to frighten you.
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Speaker 5: I don't want to touch you. I just want to
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Speaker 5: tell you that you are in a very provocative situation
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Speaker 5: with somebody else.
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Speaker 3: Well, okay. They're asleep, and I don't want to disturb them.
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Speaker 2: Oh, give me that.
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Speaker 3: Come on, man.
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Speaker 4: No.
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Speaker 3: What do you mean give you a break? What is
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Speaker 3: wrong with not wanting to disturb somebody who's sleeping?
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Speaker 5: I think it's just you don't touch their body.
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Speaker 3: It's much easier.
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Speaker 4: You don't touch their people's bodies.
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Speaker 3: I'm not touching their body. I'm grabbing the suit and
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Speaker 3: pulling it out of the crack.
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Speaker 4: What is that?
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Speaker 3: What?
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Speaker 5: You're touching their bodies.
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Speaker 3: I am not touching their body.
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Speaker 2: Well, you're touching their bodies.
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Speaker 3: What?
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Speaker 5: Do you do this to men, too?
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Speaker 4: Uh, no.
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Speaker 3: Because guys' suits don't go up to crack. Only women's do.
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Speaker 5: If they wear Speedos and sometimes songs.
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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, ma'am. I live on the West Coast. No
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Speaker 3: men out here wear Speedos. I mean, I'm sorry about
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Speaker 3: where you live, but.
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Speaker 2: I grew up on the West Coast.
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Speaker 3: Okay, look.
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Speaker 2: Look, the point is that men do wear Speedos.
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Speaker 3: I have not seen... There are not a lot of
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Speaker 3: Speedos out in the South. SoCal Beach is okay. I'm
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Speaker 3: just talking about it. See women.
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Speaker 2: Well, what if a guy in a Speedo and it
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Speaker 2: was wedged up?
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Speaker 3: That's something that guys want you to see. Women don't
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Speaker 3: want you to see it. How do you know that?
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Speaker 3: Guys expose themselves, okay, and they like to do that.
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Speaker 1: All right, if a guy is laying on the beach
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Speaker 1: in a Speedo with it wedged up his butt, you're
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Speaker 1: saying he did.
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Speaker 2: It on purpose.
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Speaker 3: I'm not saying he did it on purpose. I'm saying
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Speaker 3: it's more something that guys are into to do to
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Speaker 3: expose themselves. Women don't want to do that. And to
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Speaker 3: answer the lady's question about why don't I tap on
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Speaker 3: the shoulder, I don't want to wake people up who
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Speaker 3: are sleeping on the beach.
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Speaker 6: It's easier to reach up.
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Speaker 3: No, I'm not. No, I'm not.
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Speaker 2: How many of these people wake up?
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Speaker 3: The one lady woke up.
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Speaker 2: You mean most of them stay asleep?
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Speaker 4: Yes, sir.
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Speaker 2: All right, thanks, Nicole. 1-800-449-8686. Chris Norton is walking down
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Speaker 2: the beach.
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Speaker 1: He sees a woman laying there on a towel, and
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Speaker 1: her bathing suit has ridden up the back.
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Speaker 2: And you ladies know what we're talking about.
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Speaker 1: He reaches up and he pulls the bathing suit down
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Speaker 1: for them without waking them up. Is that a chivalrous
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Speaker 1: and gentlemanly thing to do, or is it borderline sexual abuse?
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Speaker 1: He got into a confrontation with a woman last weekend
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Speaker 1: on the beach, but he says most of the time
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Speaker 1: people are fine with it once he, quote, explains the situation,
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Speaker 1: end quote.
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Speaker 2: Phil Henry Show. The Phil Henry Show is back.
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Speaker 1: All right, we're with Chris Norton, a telemarketer by the week,
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Speaker 1: and on the weekend a part of a beach safety
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Speaker 1: patrol protecting women along the beaches of Southern California. But
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Speaker 1: could it be in anybody's town? It could be anybody's community,
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Speaker 1: a lake, an ocean.
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Speaker 2: Mr.
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Speaker 1: Norton, you're walking up to women who are laying on
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Speaker 1: their stomachs asleep and pulling their bathing suits down over
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Speaker 1: their rear ends if they've bunched.
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Speaker 2: Up, correct?
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Speaker 3: Essentially, yeah, that's correct. But I mean, you know, this
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Speaker 3: is not us. We're not touching the butt. We're not,
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Speaker 3: you know, squeezing the butt or nothing.
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Speaker 2: I want to ask you about something else, though.
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Speaker 3: Yes, sir.
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Speaker 1: You say that if a boyfriend or a husband sees
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Speaker 1: you doing this, you're able to cool him out so
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Speaker 1: he doesn't get angry.
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Speaker 3: That is correct, yeah.
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Speaker 2: How do you do this?
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Speaker 3: You just put your hand on their shoulder and you go, look,
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Speaker 3: you know, calm down and take a breath. Because I'm
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Speaker 3: going to tell you how the situation is here, you know.
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Speaker 3: Your girlfriend was laying here. You could see everything, you know.
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Speaker 3: And if I was a perv, I'd want to come
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Speaker 3: up and, you know, fondle her or maybe not. I
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Speaker 3: wouldn't say that, but I'd say, you know, so just,
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Speaker 3: you know, take it easy and, you know, back off
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Speaker 3: and I'll handle the situation. And most guys understand the
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Speaker 3: situation after I do that.
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Speaker 2: So you tell him to back off?
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Speaker 3: No, I don't tell him to back off.
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Speaker 2: Because that sounds very challenging.
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Speaker 3: No, I just say, just take it easy. Just, you know,
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Speaker 3: back away. Let me finish what I'm doing.
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Speaker 2: So wait a minute.
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Speaker 1: If a guy's standing there and he's telling you, what
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Speaker 1: are you doing to my girlfriend, you'll continue to pull
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Speaker 1: her bathing suit down?
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Speaker 3: No, I say to him, back away and let me finish.
15:35
Speaker 3: Then I'll talk to you about what your problem is.
15:39
Speaker 2: And if a guy wants to get physical with you?
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Speaker 3: They don't. Believe me, Mr. Henry, I do a lot
15:44
Speaker 3: of lifting, so I do intimidate a lot of guys.
15:46
Speaker 3: But more importantly, way more importantly, is I'm very friendly
15:49
Speaker 3: to them. I put my hand on their shoulder. One time,
15:52
Speaker 3: all you've got to do is just put a finger
15:53
Speaker 3: in their chest and just say, look, here's how it is,
15:56
Speaker 3: and it calms them down.
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Speaker 2: Marjorie, go right ahead. You're on the Phil Henry Show. Yes, hello,
16:02
Speaker 2: I would like to say.
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Speaker 7: I would like to say that if he does that
16:05
Speaker 7: to me, I am not going to calm down. And
16:09
Speaker 7: if my husband is next to me, as soon as
16:11
Speaker 7: he puts a hand on the shoulder, what he's going
16:13
Speaker 7: to get is a real fist right on his chin.
16:16
Speaker 7: He is crazy. He needs to go and patrol the
16:18
Speaker 7: people and masturbate instead of patrolling people and showing their bodies.
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Speaker 3: Well, ma'am, if you're laying on the beach and your
16:25
Speaker 3: butt's there, do you want a guy coming up and
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Speaker 3: rubbing it?
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Speaker 7: No. Well, that's what you're doing by fixing it.
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Speaker 3: No, ma'am.
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Speaker 6: Wait, wait.
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Speaker 2: And then you say you have a good-looking girlfriend.
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Speaker 7: I bet that when you go out with them, they
16:38
Speaker 7: have their nice little bikini showing their nice little bodies, okay?
16:42
Speaker 3: No, ma'am.
16:43
Speaker 7: Everybody's forgot. Their choice is my choice if I want
16:47
Speaker 7: to show butt or not.
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Speaker 3: Well, but see, here's the thing, ma'am.
16:52
Speaker 2: The thing is that you are patrolling the wrong thing.
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Speaker 8: You need to go and patrol the people that get
16:57
Speaker 8: into the car and look.
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Speaker 2: At the girls and little girls and are.
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Speaker 7: Masturbating because I see that where I live. And when
17:03
Speaker 7: I see that, I make a big, big, what do
17:07
Speaker 7: you call, a scandal.
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Speaker 3: Well, you call the police, obviously, and that's the best
17:11
Speaker 3: thing to do. But I would suggest, man.
17:15
Speaker 2: On me, on my body?
17:16
Speaker 7: You're going to get a slap, a kick, and I'm
17:19
Speaker 7: going to call.
17:19
Speaker 3: The police, too.
17:20
Speaker 6: Because what you're doing is wrong.
17:22
Speaker 3: Well, ma'am, I would suggest to you, as a beach
17:24
Speaker 3: safety expert, to lay on the beach with your butt
17:28
Speaker 3: all out there for a man to grab is not safe.
17:32
Speaker 3: Are you showing your butt off?
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Speaker 4: How many times have you seen? Because I go to
17:36
Speaker 4: the beach a lot. I live in Miami.
17:37
Speaker 5: How many times do you see that happening?
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Speaker 7: I've never seen, not even a teenager grabbing.
17:44
Speaker 1: A ghost, but I've never seen it.
17:46
Speaker 6: I'm from South Beach.
17:47
Speaker 7: We're the accomplice. Come on, you never see that.
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Speaker 3: No, ma'am.
17:51
Speaker 4: You don't see that.
17:51
Speaker 7: It is you and your patrol that are.
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Speaker 2: Grinding the butt. You are the one that is out
17:56
Speaker 2: of place, and.
17:57
Speaker 7: You need to go and patrol something else.
17:59
Speaker 2: And here's something else, if I could jump in.
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Speaker 1: Certain beaches in the United States, they wear a lot
18:03
Speaker 1: of thongs, and as you say, Marjorie, in Miami, South Beach,
18:07
Speaker 1: they go topless because of the European visitors.
18:09
Speaker 2: What do you do about that?
18:10
Speaker 3: First of all, if it's legal, I've got no problem
18:13
Speaker 3: with it. I'll back off and I'll continue my patrol.
18:16
Speaker 3: But if, for instance, I'm on Miami Beach and I
18:18
Speaker 3: see a Hispanic lady like this who's obviously showing it off,
18:23
Speaker 3: I'm going to remind her some guy's going to want
18:25
Speaker 3: to come up and squeeze.
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Speaker 5: No, it doesn't happen.
18:29
Speaker 7: I don't know.
18:30
Speaker 4: Maybe you used to do it, but that doesn't happen.
18:33
Speaker 1: I have never seen it happen.
18:35
Speaker 7: I don't go like that to the beach, but it
18:38
Speaker 7: does show up a little bit. My daughter says you're
18:40
Speaker 7: going where she plays. It runs up a little bit.
18:43
Speaker 2: And I tell you, you touch my daughter, my husband
18:46
Speaker 2: is going to kill you.
18:47
Speaker 7: I mean, it really doesn't have to be Spanish. It
18:51
Speaker 7: really doesn't matter.
18:52
Speaker 3: Where you're from.
18:53
Speaker 7: I think when you touch somebody's family, you are.
18:56
Speaker 2: You can't touch an eight-year-old girl, Mrs.
18:58
Speaker 3: Norton. No way.
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Speaker 7: Oh, my God.
19:00
Speaker 6: I killed my 16-year-old boy.
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Speaker 3: Wait a second.
19:02
Speaker 7: My 16-year-old kid will kill you.
19:03
Speaker 3: Who's looking out for that girl if it runs up
19:06
Speaker 3: the crevice? Someone's got to yank it down.
19:09
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm looking after you that you're not going to
19:11
Speaker 5: go and fix.
19:12
Speaker 7: Her damn baby.
19:12
Speaker 6: You're going to get killed.
19:13
Speaker 7: So that's what I'm going to have to be looking at.
19:14
Speaker 2: But here's the thing.
19:15
Speaker 3: Now I'm going to have to be looking.
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Speaker 6: Out for you.
19:17
Speaker 3: If your daughter has a lot of fabric up her rear.
19:19
Speaker 7: It doesn't happen.
19:21
Speaker 3: Come on.
19:21
Speaker 1: It doesn't happen. They're innocent.
19:23
Speaker 3: You know what?
19:24
Speaker 1: The problem is people like you.
19:26
Speaker 7: They take the innocence away from other people.
19:28
Speaker 2: This is very true.
19:29
Speaker 4: When you're trying to have fun and, you know.
19:31
Speaker 3: Be like everybody else. I don't really have a problem
19:34
Speaker 3: with that. But an adult woman laying on a beach.
19:36
Speaker 3: She's an adult.
19:40
Speaker 1: And if the man and if her husband says something
19:42
Speaker 1: to you, Mr. Norton, if the son.
19:44
Speaker 3: Well, again, I have to remind the lady that I
19:46
Speaker 3: do lift. And I would simply put my hand on
19:49
Speaker 3: your husband's shoulder. and say, What's so funny?
19:53
Speaker 7: I said, if you put that hand on my husband's
19:55
Speaker 7: shoulder with the other hand, he's going to punch you.
19:59
Speaker 5: And not only him, many people. I don't believe that
20:01
Speaker 5: you can.
20:02
Speaker 7: Really calm them down.
20:03
Speaker 3: It's not true.
20:03
Speaker 4: And maybe you pick.
20:04
Speaker 7: Up on people that are wimps because you say you're
20:07
Speaker 7: a bodybuilder.
20:08
Speaker 4: I bet.
20:08
Speaker 3: I do a lot of those things.
20:09
Speaker 4: I bet.
20:10
Speaker 7: You go to another bodybuilder and you do that to
20:14
Speaker 7: his daughter.
20:15
Speaker 5: And that's not going to happen.
20:16
Speaker 6: You're not going to be able to come.
20:17
Speaker 3: Well, I think I just put a finger in their
20:20
Speaker 3: chest and I go back away.
20:22
Speaker 2: Back away.
20:23
Speaker 6: What do you think?
20:24
Speaker 1: That's a machine?
20:24
Speaker 4: Are you going to say stop?
20:25
Speaker 2: Yeah, the guy is going to get a little. Thank you, Marjorie,
20:28
Speaker 2: for your call.
20:28
Speaker 1: Don't you understand that for some men, putting a finger
20:30
Speaker 1: in their chest, you might as well slap them across
20:32
Speaker 1: the face?
20:33
Speaker 3: No, I don't understand.
20:35
Speaker 2: You put a finger in a guy's chest?
20:37
Speaker 3: I'm simply reminding him that his girlfriend or his wife
20:40
Speaker 3: is in very serious jeopardy laying there with her butt
20:44
Speaker 3: exposed the way that it is. And I'm trying to
20:46
Speaker 3: make the butt covered up.
20:48
Speaker 2: All right, Mr. Norton is walking along Hermosa Beach.
20:51
Speaker 1: If he sees a woman laying on her stomach sunbathing,
20:54
Speaker 1: a lot of times women's bathing suits ride up the back.
20:57
Speaker 2: He pulls it down for them.
21:00
Speaker 1: It got him into some trouble with a lady last weekend,
21:02
Speaker 1: although he claims that when some women get upset, he
21:05
Speaker 1: explains the situation and they're all right. Would you find
21:07
Speaker 1: that offensive, or would you appreciate a guy doing that
21:12
Speaker 1: for you if you're laying there asleep?
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Speaker 2: Phil Henry Show. The Phil Henry Show.
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Speaker 4: 1-800-449-8686.
21:17
Speaker 2: And now more on the Phil Henry Show.
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Speaker 1: Chris Norton is my guest. He's with a beach patrol
21:24
Speaker 1: in Hermosa Beach. He has engaged in a controversial practice
21:27
Speaker 1: of pulling down women's bathing suits in the back if
21:30
Speaker 1: they ride up too high on the rear end. I'm
21:32
Speaker 1: sure you've seen this. If they're asleep, he pulls them down.
21:36
Speaker 1: You say because they could be fondled. You say because
21:38
Speaker 1: they could be getting sunburned. A lot of people find
21:41
Speaker 1: this to be extremely odd behavior and almost borderline sexual
21:45
Speaker 1: abuse on its.
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Speaker 2: Own, sir.
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Speaker 3: Well, let me jump in, Phil, and explain something. Number one,
21:52
Speaker 3: as I have said, I do lift. My body is
21:55
Speaker 3: very cut. And I've been told that I'm good looking.
22:00
Speaker 3: For many, many women, I'd say about 99, probably 99%
22:04
Speaker 3: of the women that I assist this way on the beach,
22:08
Speaker 3: it's fun for them. I think they get a little
22:09
Speaker 3: bit of a thrill having a guy who's cut, pulling
22:15
Speaker 3: their bathing suit down so that their butt's covered. I
22:18
Speaker 3: think it's a thrill for them to see a guy
22:20
Speaker 3: that's cut. who will pull it out of the crack,
22:23
Speaker 3: or whatever you want to call it.
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Speaker 1: The other thing, if you don't mind me saying, is
22:27
Speaker 1: for a man engaged in public service, you've got a
22:29
Speaker 1: very uneducated.
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Speaker 2: What do you mean, pulling it out of the crack?
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Speaker 3: I'm saying, sir, that.
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Speaker 2: I know what you're saying, but I think there's probably
22:37
Speaker 2: a better way. How about just covering them up?
22:38
Speaker 3: Well, that's what I'm saying. Cover them up. You know,
22:42
Speaker 3: I don't claim to be no public speaker. I'm here
22:44
Speaker 3: for the safety of the women. It's all, and I'd say,
22:48
Speaker 3: and it's a thrill for a lot of women to
22:50
Speaker 3: turn around and see a man who is, yes, you know,
22:53
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm just trying to say, is very good looking,
22:57
Speaker 3: with his, you know, with his finger, you know, kind
22:59
Speaker 3: of rubbing, coming, you know, taking it down.
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Speaker 2: All right, I didn't hear the, with his finger, what? Pulling,
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Speaker 2: pulling down the suit. All right, 1-800-449-8686. Terry, go ahead,
23:11
Speaker 2: you're on the Phil Hendry Show.
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Speaker 9: Hi, how are you?
23:13
Speaker 2: Hi, good, Terry.
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Speaker 10: Well, I guess my greatest concern is I think that
23:18
Speaker 10: exactly what he describes that women are getting out of
23:22
Speaker 10: it is what he's getting out of it, and that
23:25
Speaker 10: he's a relatively, well, no, a very dangerous man.
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Speaker 3: I don't know how you can say that, ma'am. All
23:30
Speaker 3: I'm doing is pulling a bathing suit down. Well, I'll
23:32
Speaker 3: tell you what. I'm not having no sexual contact or nothing.
23:35
Speaker 9: Yeah, I think you are, and I'm a practicing psychotherapist,
23:38
Speaker 9: and I work with pedophiles, and I work with people who...
23:42
Speaker 9: counter against sexual activity with women every day, and you
23:47
Speaker 9: are incredibly narcissistic.
23:50
Speaker 3: I'm not having sex with them.
23:52
Speaker 9: It doesn't matter if you're having sex with them. What
23:53
Speaker 9: you're doing is you're getting a sexual arousal from it.
23:56
Speaker 9: And that makes it sexually inappropriate.
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Speaker 3: Excuse me.
23:59
Speaker 9: And you are offending.
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Speaker 3: No, ma'am, I never said I got no sense of
24:02
Speaker 3: excitement out of it.
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Speaker 6: You don't have to.
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Speaker 9: You don't have to say it outright.
24:05
Speaker 2: Listening to you speak is very evident.
24:07
Speaker 3: Because you're a mind reader, because you're a nurse. No,
24:10
Speaker 3: I'm a psychotherapist.
24:11
Speaker 9: There is a little bit of a difference.
24:13
Speaker 3: If you answer phones in a doctor's office.
24:15
Speaker 2: No, the lady said she's a psychotherapist.
24:17
Speaker 3: Yeah.
24:18
Speaker 10: I mean, I treat.
24:18
Speaker 9: People who are pathologically ill like yourself.
24:22
Speaker 3: Well, you can't diagnose me on a phone. I'm doing
24:25
Speaker 3: a public service. Really? Then why do people pay you
24:27
Speaker 3: $ 100 an hour? Oh, yeah. Oh, because I'm dead. Gotcha. Gotcha.
24:32
Speaker 4: No.
24:32
Speaker 3: Gotcha. In fact, you know, it's really interesting.
24:34
Speaker 4: Gotcha.
24:34
Speaker 3: I got the psychotherapist, man. I got the psychotherapist.
24:37
Speaker 2: Would you listen to the woman, please?
24:39
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, you know, I think it's just really interesting. Hey,
24:41
Speaker 3: everybody who's a patient of this lady shouldn't be paying
24:43
Speaker 3: her no money. She'll do it on the phone in
24:45
Speaker 3: two minutes.
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Speaker 9: Yeah, but I think it's interesting.
24:48
Speaker 6: I didn't treat you.
24:49
Speaker 9: I did diagnose you.
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Speaker 3: Well, first of all, Terri... If you were laying on
24:52
Speaker 3: your stomach on the beach, rest assured, I probably wouldn't
24:56
Speaker 3: be able to find your bait and suit up that crack. Secondly.
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Speaker 2: You know something? You know what, man? You're really beginning to.
25:03
Speaker 3: Well, she's the one that started it.
25:05
Speaker 2: What do you mean she started it?
25:07
Speaker 9: I gave my opinion, and I think that the more
25:10
Speaker 9: that you counter and the more that you try to
25:12
Speaker 9: make it somebody else, the more you know it yourself.
25:15
Speaker 3: Do you wear glasses? And that's kind of a sad thing.
25:17
Speaker 3: Do you wear glasses? No.
25:17
Speaker 4: No?
25:21
Speaker 3: Oh, so you've got contacts, huh?
25:23
Speaker 9: Neither.
25:24
Speaker 3: Are you hot?
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Speaker 10: I wouldn't even justify having that conversation with you because
25:31
Speaker 10: you know what?
25:32
Speaker 6: You enjoy it.
25:32
Speaker 3: Let me ask you something. Do you have cellulite or
25:35
Speaker 3: bruised thighs like a lot of large women do?
25:38
Speaker 9: No, not a bit.
25:40
Speaker 3: Okay, so you've been able to avoid that even though
25:42
Speaker 3: you're heavy. It's irrelevant.
25:43
Speaker 9: It's irrelevant what you look like and what the other
25:45
Speaker 9: women look like.
25:46
Speaker 5: You are incredibly offensive.
25:48
Speaker 3: I'm very, very sassy. And women like that. And it
25:51
Speaker 3: bothers you. It bothers you. It bothers you that some
25:55
Speaker 3: women find me sexy. Wait a minute.
25:57
Speaker 2: How do you know women find you sexy?
25:59
Speaker 5: And how did you get.
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Speaker 9: From saving women from people like yourself to getting off
26:04
Speaker 9: on being sexy? That's the whole point.
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Speaker 3: I'm saying that women don't mind me grabbing it out
26:08
Speaker 3: of the crack because I'm good looking.
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Speaker 2: There we go again. Grabbing it out of the crack.
26:12
Speaker 3: Exactly.
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Speaker 1: That's why a lot of what you're saying doesn't sound professional.
26:15
Speaker 1: It doesn't sound community-minded or public service-minded.
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Speaker 2: It sounds... What do you mean grabbing it out of
26:21
Speaker 2: the crack?
26:21
Speaker 3: Okay, so all of a sudden, Mr. Henry, now you're
26:24
Speaker 3: a psychiatrist too, like this large woman is? I don't
26:28
Speaker 3: think so.
26:28
Speaker 2: And the large woman thing.
26:30
Speaker 3: You'd melt if you saw me, Dr. Quinn, medicine woman.
26:36
Speaker 3: You would. It's irrelevant.
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Speaker 9: You know, it doesn't matter what you look like.
26:42
Speaker 3: The matter is your behavior is dangerous. If you had
26:44
Speaker 3: sex with me, it would be irrelevant. I'd still be dangerous, right?
26:48
Speaker 9: I wouldn't have sex with you for anything. I don't
26:52
Speaker 9: care what you look like.
26:53
Speaker 3: Would you have sex with me if you paid me? Nope.
26:57
Speaker 3: I think you're.
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Speaker 9: A very sick, sick man, and I would want nothing
27:02
Speaker 9: to do with you. And I'm amazed that someone.
27:04
Speaker 6: Will hire you to walk their beach. I think you're
27:08
Speaker 6: a huge liability.
27:09
Speaker 3: I do it for free.
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Speaker 2: All right, thanks, Terry. So you were baiting that woman
27:13
Speaker 2: on purpose?
27:14
Speaker 3: Because she claimed to be a psychologist, and she's probably
27:17
Speaker 3: not no psychologist.
27:19
Speaker 2: All right, 1-800-449-8686. Angie, go ahead.
27:22
Speaker 7: Well, first of all, the fact that he just said
27:23
Speaker 7: he doesn't agree means that no one has hired him
27:26
Speaker 7: and means that it is not in any kind of
27:28
Speaker 7: job description for him.
27:29
Speaker 3: To do any of that. It's a public service, ma'am.
27:32
Speaker 7: He's hiding behind a title to be a pervert.
27:36
Speaker 4: What?
27:36
Speaker 7: You're assuming that these women are so naive and so
27:39
Speaker 7: stupid that they cannot handle their own bathing suits and
27:42
Speaker 7: their own bodies.
27:43
Speaker 3: Let me ask you something. What do I do that's perverted?
27:45
Speaker 3: What do I do that's perverted? I provide a public service.
27:48
Speaker 3: What makes you.
27:49
Speaker 7: Think that you, who appointed you the butt guard, okay?
27:53
Speaker 3: Ma'am, if you want to lay there with your butt
27:55
Speaker 3: hanging out for a man to be able to fondle.
27:57
Speaker 4: But then that's my prerogative, and.
27:58
Speaker 7: You have no business touching me in any way, shape,
28:00
Speaker 7: or form.
28:01
Speaker 3: So you want a man to fondle you?
28:03
Speaker 7: The only person that would be fondling me would be you.
28:05
Speaker 3: Well, why are you laying there inviting it?
28:08
Speaker 6: No, I'm just inviting it.
28:10
Speaker 2: Wait a minute. I completely agree with the last dollar.
28:12
Speaker 7: You are a completely ignorant person, and to this point,
28:15
Speaker 7: it's almost ridiculous that we are justifying you with an
28:18
Speaker 7: argument here.
28:19
Speaker 3: No, you lay there inviting fondlement. I come up to
28:22
Speaker 3: try to prevent the fondylation.
28:24
Speaker 7: Absolutely not. You are the epitome of what you supposedly
28:28
Speaker 7: are trying to protect from. And the fact that you
28:30
Speaker 7: just said no one has hired you means that you
28:33
Speaker 7: are some pervert going out there. be hiding behind some
28:37
Speaker 7: beach patrol title, which is not even accurate to begin with.
28:39
Speaker 3: Ma'am, there's all kinds of neighborhood watches that nobody hires.
28:43
Speaker 3: Does that mean they're perverts? No, I don't think so.
28:45
Speaker 7: That doesn't mean people go inside other people's houses and
28:47
Speaker 7: shut their windows for them because they forgot.
28:49
Speaker 3: I'm not going into their house. I'm helping you from
28:52
Speaker 3: being fondled.
28:53
Speaker 7: You are touching a woman, and she did not invite
28:55
Speaker 7: your touch in any way.
28:56
Speaker 3: Okay, so when a guy, when she wakes up and
28:58
Speaker 3: some guy is squeezing her buns, then come crying to
29:01
Speaker 3: me about it.
29:02
Speaker 7: No one would come crying to you because you have
29:04
Speaker 7: no official title on the beach. You are not a lifeguard.
29:07
Speaker 7: You are not employed by anyone in the city.
29:08
Speaker 3: Well, who would she talk to about it?
29:09
Speaker 2: She'd talk to a cop about it.
29:10
Speaker 7: I would call the police.
29:11
Speaker 3: Call the police?
29:11
Speaker 7: Just like I would call the police on you.
29:13
Speaker 3: You can't call the police on me because all I
29:16
Speaker 3: think you want some dude to follow you with your
29:18
Speaker 3: butt hanging out.
29:20
Speaker 7: Do you even have a high school education?
29:21
Speaker 4: Because by the way.
29:22
Speaker 7: You speak, I cannot tell that you do.
29:24
Speaker 3: What's that?
29:25
Speaker 7: Do you even have a high school education?
29:27
Speaker 4: What?
29:29
Speaker 7: Do you have a high school diploma?
29:31
Speaker 3: In what way? I don't know what you mean.
29:34
Speaker 4: Exactly.
29:34
Speaker 7: Thank you very much for proving my point. You're an
29:37
Speaker 7: uneducated pervert that gets his jollies. off pretending to get
29:41
Speaker 7: some big important muscle-bound lifeguard.
29:43
Speaker 8: Which you are not i don't know what she's talking
29:46
Speaker 8: about but didn't you didn't you hear what the woman
29:47
Speaker 8: said no she said you're a pervert and you're an
29:51
Speaker 8: idiot You have no.
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Speaker 7: Basis for an argument. Everything coming out of your mouth
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Speaker 7: is ignorant and unintelligent. Except for one thing.
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Speaker 3: Except for one thing. That you have not been able
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Speaker 3: to argue out. And that is, if you're laying there
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Speaker 3: with your buns hanging out, then you want to be pre-fondled.
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Speaker 6: That's my problem, not yours.
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, but if the guy comes up and performs fondulation,
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Speaker 3: if the guy comes up and does the fondlement, then
30:16
Speaker 3: you'll come crying to the police. So why do you
30:19
Speaker 3: invite it and then call the cops? Yeah, see, can't
30:22
Speaker 3: answer that. Can't answer that, can you? Can't answer that,
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Speaker 3: can you?
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Speaker 2: What are we doing here, man? What are we doing here?
30:29
Speaker 3: It's just that these women lay there, they pull their
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Speaker 3: pants down, they wait for a guy to come up
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Speaker 3: and touch them, and then they call a cop.
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Speaker 7: I just want to know what makes you think that
30:38
Speaker 7: that's your responsibility to take care of?
30:41
Speaker 3: Because women are attracted to me, and I want to
30:43
Speaker 3: do something about it.
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Speaker 7: Are you kidding me?
30:45
Speaker 3: I'm very hot, yeah.
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Speaker 7: Oh, my goodness.
30:48
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm sorry if you haven't had a man
30:50
Speaker 3: on the top.
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Speaker 7: I guarantee you that everyone listening right now is laughing
30:54
Speaker 7: at you.
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Speaker 3: No one is agreeing with you. The only one who's
30:57
Speaker 3: laughing right now.
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Speaker 7: Every single person is laughing at you.
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Speaker 6: You are so ignorant.
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Speaker 3: The only people what are being laughed at is you, Angie,
31:04
Speaker 3: because I'm very hot, but I'm not egotistical about it.
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Speaker 7: You know what? I think we should just disconnect this
31:11
Speaker 7: guy because there's no basis for an argument because he
31:14
Speaker 7: is an idiot.
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Speaker 3: Go ahead. Hang on. I'm the guest. You're not.
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Speaker 4: You're a joke.
31:20
Speaker 3: I'm the guest on the show. You're not. You just
31:21
Speaker 3: called in.
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Speaker 7: You're a joke.
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Speaker 10: Hang up.
31:24
Speaker 7: And I feel sorry for you and anyone you come
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Speaker 7: in contact with.
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Speaker 3: Goodbye. And rest assured, Angie, I won't be, you know,
31:31
Speaker 3: pulling your suit down because I can't handle that much
31:34
Speaker 3: fabric without help.
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Speaker 7: You're an idiot. I'm not even going to justify this response.
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Speaker 6: I'm sorry, what's your host name again?
31:43
Speaker 3: Pulling your suit down would be like pulling a tarp
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Speaker 3: out at Busch Stadium.
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Speaker 2: All right.
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Speaker 4: Wow.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, Angie. Angie, thank you very much for
31:53
Speaker 2: your call. Absolutely. Why the personal... Everybody's been calling.
31:56
Speaker 3: Me an idiot and a perv. Why can't I say
31:58
Speaker 3: that she's got a tent covering her butt?
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Speaker 2: Because it's not gentlemanly, all right? I thought you said
32:03
Speaker 2: you're a gentleman. I thought you said you're a guy that.
32:05
Speaker 3: What, she can make fun of me?
32:07
Speaker 2: Look it, pal. A gentleman doesn't care what a woman says.
32:10
Speaker 2: He just says he smiles.
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Speaker 7: I'm simply stating a fact. You're making fun of yourself
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Speaker 7: by what you're saying.
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Speaker 3: Look, Angie, just because every time you lay down at
32:19
Speaker 3: the beach, they try to roll you back in the
32:21
Speaker 3: water doesn't mean you have to get upset with me.
32:23
Speaker 7: You have absolutely no idea what I look like.
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Speaker 3: If that's the.
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Speaker 7: Best argument that you can come up with, that's really sad.
32:32
Speaker 3: Just because you get a whole bunch of people from
32:34
Speaker 3: the Cetacean Society to try.
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Speaker 2: Okay, we got it already.
32:37
Speaker 7: Have a good day.
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Speaker 3: Bye-bye, Angie.
32:42
Speaker 2: Let's go over here to... John, hey, John, you're on
32:45
Speaker 2: the Phil Henry Show.
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Speaker 1: Go ahead.
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Speaker 6: How you doing there, tough guy?
32:49
Speaker 3: What?
32:50
Speaker 6: I said, how you doing, tough guy?
32:51
Speaker 3: Hey, I'm doing all right.
32:52
Speaker 6: You know, I'm about 6'5, I weigh 290. I pump weights, too.
32:55
Speaker 6: And if I saw you doing what you're doing to
32:57
Speaker 6: my wife, and you start poking your finger in my chest,
33:00
Speaker 6: I'm going to break your finger, pal.
33:02
Speaker 3: Well, no, I'm just going to explain the situation to you.
33:06
Speaker 6: I've heard enough of the situation. Let me ask you
33:08
Speaker 6: a question.
33:08
Speaker 3: I'll explain the situation to you.
33:09
Speaker 6: No, let me ask you a question. And also, you
33:13
Speaker 6: need to understand, how.
33:16
Speaker 3: Come your wife gets to lay around with her big
33:19
Speaker 3: ass hanging out? I mean, somebody's got to cover it up.
33:21
Speaker 6: How do you know my wife has a big ass?
33:22
Speaker 3: Well, it sounds like she does by the sound of you.
33:25
Speaker 6: Now, how does it sound like she does?
33:26
Speaker 3: Because you sound like a big, dumb redneck, and you
33:28
Speaker 3: probably married one.
33:29
Speaker 6: I sound like a big, dumb redneck? You know what
33:31
Speaker 6: you sound like, tough guy? No, seriously, what are you,
33:35
Speaker 6: about 170, 180?
33:35
Speaker 3: You're a pervert. You know what? You know what? I'm
33:39
Speaker 3: so hot-looking. Why you're angry is I'm hot-looking. I'm hot-looking,
33:42
Speaker 3: and you're pissed off about it. Did you?
33:44
Speaker 6: I'm not pissed off about it.
33:45
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, because the only thing you could marry is... Okay, hey, dude,
33:48
Speaker 3: you married some chick from the Steer Burger. You started
33:50
Speaker 3: putting swimming suits on.
33:51
Speaker 6: Like, your puppies and started doing this to practice, didn't you,
33:53
Speaker 6: tough guy?
33:54
Speaker 3: Didn't you, guy?
33:55
Speaker 8: Come on.
33:57
Speaker 4: Hello.
33:58
Speaker 3: Hey, dude, you married some chick from the Steer Burger.
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Speaker 3: That was mistake number one. You're getting by yourself a
34:04
Speaker 3: log cabin someplace, and I'm out getting all kinds of poontang,
34:07
Speaker 3: and you're all upset about it.
34:08
Speaker 6: You know, you're sitting here acting like you're like Mr.
34:11
Speaker 6: I'm feminist and I'm helping girls out.
34:13
Speaker 3: Yes, sir, I am.
34:13
Speaker 6: You know what you would do better?
34:14
Speaker 3: Yes, sir, I am.
34:14
Speaker 6: What would be better for you to do?
34:15
Speaker 4: What?
34:16
Speaker 6: Why don't you tap the boyfriend's, you know, and say, hey.
34:20
Speaker 4: Hey, man. Hey, dude.
34:21
Speaker 3: Let me ask you something, man. How does your wife.
34:24
Speaker 6: You're such a big, tough guy. Why don't you go
34:27
Speaker 6: check him out and stop him from doing it?
34:28
Speaker 4: What?
34:30
Speaker 6: You're a pervert, dude.
34:30
Speaker 4: Hey, dude.
34:31
Speaker 3: You are a pervert. Hey, how does your wife call
34:33
Speaker 3: you for dinner, man? By mooing, or does she call you?
34:35
Speaker 3: Attack my wife.
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Speaker 6: Attack my wife, feminist. There you go, feminist.
34:38
Speaker 3: Well, hey, man. I'm trying to help her, and you're
34:40
Speaker 3: the guy that's going to beat me up for helping her.
34:42
Speaker 6: You're not helping her.
34:43
Speaker 3: I'm saying... What are you talking about, man?
34:45
Speaker 6: What am I talking about?
34:47
Speaker 3: I'm talking about cover up her butt, which is probably,
34:49
Speaker 3: you know, which... Who made you the cover up the
34:51
Speaker 3: butt guy? Well, number one, dude, I wouldn't touch your
34:53
Speaker 3: wife because her ass would scare off every man within
34:56
Speaker 3: 100 yards. You don't know what you're talking about.
34:57
Speaker 6: You don't know about my wife.
34:58
Speaker 3: You don't know what you're talking about.
34:59
Speaker 4: Yes, I do.
34:59
Speaker 3: Yes, I do. I met her last week.
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Speaker 6: Oh, you met her last week. You know what? I
35:02
Speaker 6: met your mama last week, too.
35:03
Speaker 3: You know what I did? Well, excuse me. I milked
35:05
Speaker 3: her last week. You know what I did, man? I
35:07
Speaker 3: think I rode her last week, actually.
35:08
Speaker 6: Your wife or your mom?
35:11
Speaker 4: Huh?
35:12
Speaker 3: Sorry, dude. You just blew that one. Oh, I just
35:14
Speaker 3: blew that one. Hey, dude, speaking of your mom, she's
35:17
Speaker 3: right here right now. You got a message for her?
35:18
Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 6: Tell her to kick your ass, 770-pound guy. You're supposed
35:23
Speaker 6: to kick my ass right after you haul my ashes.
35:25
Speaker 3: Okay.
35:26
Speaker 2: All right, that's enough. That is enough.
35:32
Speaker 3: Pussy.
35:37
Speaker 1: You see a guy, and he grabs your bathing suit.
35:39
Speaker 1: You kick his ass. It's Phil Hendry Show.
35:41
Speaker 2: Phil Hendry Show.
35:43
Speaker 6: Comedy Gold.
35:44
Speaker 5: You're a mockery of the Catholic Church.
35:46
Speaker 7: And what irritates me is when you just said that
35:49
Speaker 7: that little boy should go to confession and confess.
35:51
Speaker 5: How did he entice you?
35:53
Speaker 8: What did that boy do to you?
35:54
Speaker 7: Somebody should take a two-by-four to your head.
35:56
Speaker 3: And you know what?
35:57
Speaker 5: You deserve jail time. Any of those priests that have affected.
36:01
Speaker 6: A child deserve jail time.
36:02
Speaker 5: Anybody else has to be monitored, but you.
36:05
Speaker 2: People get off scot-free. Hold on, hold on, Diana. What
36:07
Speaker 2: were you saying, Father?
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Speaker 4: Diana sits there and takes communion for free. We don't
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Speaker 4: charge her for that.
36:12
Speaker 6: You want to bet?
36:13
Speaker 7: I pay every Sunday I go to church, and I'm
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Speaker 7: a good person, and I would never do what you did.
36:18
Speaker 5: My mother taught me better.
36:20
Speaker 3: My mother taught.
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Speaker 7: Me the right thing.
36:22
Speaker 6: And you, people should look at you and you drinking scotch.
36:26
Speaker 6: What example are you.
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Speaker 3: Setting for these kids?
36:28
Speaker 4: You're saying it's okay?
36:30
Speaker 7: We can pay you off and it's okay to molest
36:32
Speaker 7: a child?
36:33
Speaker 2: What do you do with the priests who molest?
36:36
Speaker 4: The priests have to go to summer youth camps. Oh, wow.
36:40
Speaker 4: What's wrong with that? Oh, summer youth camps.
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Speaker 6: What the hell? And work with kids?
36:45
Speaker 4: What are you, crazy? You know what?
36:48
Speaker 9: You're lucky somebody doesn't plant you six feet under and.
36:51
Speaker 7: Have you pushing up daisies.
36:52
Speaker 4: But you know what?
36:53
Speaker 7: They probably wouldn't have that in hell anyhow because that's
36:55
Speaker 7: where you're.
36:56
Speaker 6: Going to end up going.
36:57
Speaker 3: I can't even imagine.
36:58
Speaker 4: God is good.
36:59
Speaker 5: But for you to do that and think it's okay.
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Speaker 6: And then put the buck onto everybody else, what are you, crazy?
37:05
Speaker 4: I paid compensation to the boy.
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Speaker 7: Oh, yeah, $ 10.
37:09
Speaker 4: What'd he do? Because, well, how much did you want
37:11
Speaker 4: me to pay him?
37:12
Speaker 7: You shouldn't have, you.
37:13
Speaker 8: Know, you're sick.
37:14
Speaker 7: Do you realize how sick you are?
37:15
Speaker 4: You shouldn't even be called father.
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Speaker 9: Have you been to any, Father, Father McWhorter, I wouldn't
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Speaker 9: call you father.
37:19
Speaker 2: I want to ask you something, Father.
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Speaker 1: You know what, you are such a scum.
37:21
Speaker 2: Hold on, Diana, hold on.
37:22
Speaker 1: Father, what, what did, after you, they caught you looking
37:25
Speaker 1: down the kid's pants, what did they make you do?
37:27
Speaker 7: Who called him?
37:28
Speaker 4: I worked at a summer youth camp for three consecutive summers.
37:31
Speaker 7: Hello.
37:32
Speaker 4: It was the greatest time of my life.
37:34
Speaker 5: Yeah, obviously.
37:35
Speaker 4: Well, what are you intimating?
37:39
Speaker 6: You know what?
37:40
Speaker 4: It was open-spotted.
37:41
Speaker 7: You know what? And these kids trusted you.
37:43
Speaker 6: And because you wore a collar, that made it okay.
37:47
Speaker 4: That made it okay. You took away all of their youth.
37:50
Speaker 4: They're innocent. $ 100, 000. It doesn't mean jack. It doesn't mean jack.
37:55
Speaker 4: It doesn't mean jack.
37:56
Speaker 6: I just want to be clear. These kids are scarred
37:58
Speaker 6: for life.
37:59
Speaker 4: I want to be clear, Diana. You, Diana, in New York,
38:01
Speaker 4: wouldn't take $ 100, 000 to get on your knees. Are you
38:03
Speaker 4: kidding me?
38:04
Speaker 7: If I were to find anything, I would give it
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Speaker 7: back to the rightful owner. I would never do something
38:09
Speaker 7: like that.
38:09
Speaker 4: $ 200, 000 to get down on your knees and pray. Nothing.
38:11
Speaker 6: You know what? Why don't you just go and legalize prostitution?
38:15
Speaker 6: Because that's the same thing, isn't it?
38:17
Speaker 4: No, it is not the same thing. Oh, it is?
38:19
Speaker 6: They're paying for a service. You paid for a service.
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Speaker 4: A million dollars to get down on your knees and pray.
38:25
Speaker 6: What makes you so righteous?
38:26
Speaker 7: Because you've got the Catholic.
38:28
Speaker 6: Church behind you?
38:29
Speaker 4: You make me sick. You know what?
38:30
Speaker 5: I'm going to get out of the Catholic Church.
38:32
Speaker 4: Because of people like you. Well, good. Get out. Don't
38:35
Speaker 4: let the screen door hit you.
38:36
Speaker 6: On the ass on the way out.
38:37
Speaker 3: Exactly.
38:37
Speaker 1: There you go.
38:38
Speaker 8: Goodbye, Mr.
38:38
Speaker 4: Phil. You're a brand-new condo for a threesome with Sister
38:41
Speaker 4: Agatha and Sister Margot.
38:42
Speaker 2: Phil Henry Show.
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Speaker 6: Comedy gold.
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Speaker 1: World-famous Phil Henry Show, executive produced by Phil Henry for
38:50
Speaker 1: Siempre Incorporated.
38:58
Speaker 3: We've been trying for you.