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Is Lisa Sparxxx a Size Queen?! Jeff Asks the Question Everyone Wants Answered · Sparxxx TV Podcast

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  Why are you crying already? We haven't started.
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  Oh damn, you got teardrop right there.
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  OK, I'm glad I'm so funny. Anyway, welcome back to Sparks
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  TV. Sorry, my nose is running now
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  because I've been crying. We're going to see if Lisa
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  Sparks is a size queen or not, but I believe she is, and she
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  doesn't think she is. So today we're going to talk
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  about that. But this is going to help.
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  We're going to figure it out, yeah.
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  He's going to make me use of the tape measure.
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  That should be fun. Stay tuned and see more.
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  Here it comes. channel.
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  Yes. So we had fun in Florida.
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  We were in Destin. We were staying on a really cool
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  property. We got to drive golf carts every
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  day. Not me because I'm a passenger
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  Princess. So no, thank you.
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  Tell the real reasons. Because I was drunk the entire
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  time. Yeah, we didn't trust ourselves
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  to drive the golf cart because we started drinking about noon
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  every day. We had Corona and wine and and
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  and such things, but we were in the ocean, probably shouldn't be
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  in the ocean. Mango Margarita.
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  Yeah, mango margaritas was night time though not at our and not
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  at our actual. Well, we try our house that we
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  stayed at. No, well, yeah, we did drive it.
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  We had Corona every day and I had double XL wine, which is if
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  you haven't had it, go try it. It's twice the alcohol volume of
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  regular wine and it gets you messed up the first night.
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  What did I almost puke on myself the first night, I didn't even
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  realize I was so drunk. I was like very attractive, very
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  attractive. I'm not going to say anything.
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  I was told to shut up in the comments so I'm just going to
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  sit here. You can't just sit there and who
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  cares about the the person that told you to be quiet?
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  Before I forget, don't forget. To subscribe.
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  And if you have any questions or comments or you know something
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  other than telling him to shut up, put it in the comments
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  below. While we were on our vacation,
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  we went with two other couples and one of the couples was gay,
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  was gay guys, and we had a discussion about size Queens.
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  Everybody in the world thinks that I'm a size queen.
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  I am not just because the number of people that I've worked with,
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  they have large things that was work in real life.
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  That is not the case. The reason I added those people
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  to my list is because like regular people who.
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  Nobody enjoyed Long Ding Dong it.
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  Was I was going through people I've worked with?
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  And that's, and that's what you enjoy, one of the big, long big
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  dongs that's. That.
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  Goes to the point that you are a size.
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  Queen literally not let go of. My hands.
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  First of all, you shouldn't be in control.
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  Fine. Ready.
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  Yeah, it's going to be exactly 8, isn't it?
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  What is it? What you did the first time 5
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  1/2 told you so. First of all.
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  First of all, whatever. It's all anything between 7:00
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  and 9:00 is fine, and that is. 7:00 and 9:00 lies.
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  Listen, it's not about how long it is, because how long it is is
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  stupid. Well sorry, half her people that
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  she said she'd like to work with are way over 9.
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  Well, right. And they don't, they don't fit
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  all the way in there. And it's, you know, a lot of
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  that is called acting. Acting.
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  You're the one who chose that to those your favorite actors to
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  work. With because I only had a
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  certain, so which choices? I only had a certain number of
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  choices. I worked with those people like
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  a million times. So just saying.
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  There's also some boys that aren't quite there, any that you
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  didn't choose. Any who.
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  We are it. Is not about the size anyway for
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  me, which is what I was telling everybody.
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  I know you just did 17 different sizes, whatever it.
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  Isn't it's. I would rather have something a
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  little bit more substantial than long, but if you have a smaller
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  one that is well, that's. That that's a good point.
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  Would you rather length or girth?
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  I would much rather girth cuz length.
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  It can be uncomfortable. If it's too long they're gonna
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  hit you. They're like my.
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  I don't know how long my vagina is but I can tell you it's not
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  60. How?
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  Long your vagina is. On the inside.
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  Isn't that deep? Whatever.
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  Depth. I don't know, whatever.
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  Not long. I don't know what the I call it
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  long, whatever, deep. If you want to say deep, that's
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  fine, we can call it deep. I don't.
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  Know. However, I don't want you
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  hitting the back of my walls. That's not that's not
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  comfortable, no matter what boys think.
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  Boys don't care. Well, boys don't.
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  You're right. Boys don't care.
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  Men do. There's a difference.
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  I don't want somebody. To put it in the back of the
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  walls, Very. Excited.
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  I don't need somebody that does that is decides they need to go
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  all around in the circle and hit every side of it.
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  I don't need all that. Well you just said girth that
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  would hit every wall. Girth straight in like.
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  That would hit the circumference.
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  You just need to know how to use it.
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  It really doesn't matter what size you are.
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  You're not going to win this. It doesn't matter I as long as
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  you know how to use it, that's all that matters.
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  I'm. Going to be told this.
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  Shut up again. Probably, but.
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  That's fine, you know, I have to say to them.
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  Me too. But so no, to answer everybody's
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  questions, no, I'm not a size mean I don't need it to be 16
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  inches long on every single body.
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  Is a is a big one good every once in a while?
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  100% if you know how to use it. If you know how to use it, it
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  doesn't really matter what size you are.
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  It's not about the size, it's about the motion of the ocean.
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  Just saying. You say?
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  So I do that's that's what I. Say I just sold 16 different
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  sizes you. Chose I mean cuz I.
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  You're kind of ruin this whole episode and then choose the
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  right way. Just cuz I didn't do it the way
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  you wanted me to do. It she did.
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  But between 7:00 and 9:00, which is what I would have told you
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  without a, without a measuring stick, I would have said between
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  7:00 and 9:00. You've always told me 8 and 10.
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  Now you've. Changed the 7:00 and 9:00.
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  Now it's dropping down cuz you're on camera.
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  No, yeah, I've never told you 8 and 10.
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  Yeah. And all the guys you chose are 8
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  and 10. 7:00 and 9:00 either. They're both way, both ways
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  either way. 7 and 98 and 10. Let's see if it's all the.
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  Same. See if you could even figure out
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  where 10 is. No, clearly not.
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  Nope, 8 1/2. I said clearly.
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  You're right around the range every time.
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  Try again. The best out three.
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  Oh, we're at 9:00. Between 7:00 and 9:00, you want
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  to do it one more. Time.
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  Yeah, let's see if you can figure this out.
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  Oh you got 7 shit. I rest.
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  All I know is the average guy is 6 inches and you didn't pick the
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  average guy. Well, he's.
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  Under. Oh, that's fine.
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  And that's what I. Know every every try he did was
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  not that guy. Well, so listen again, if you
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  have 6 inches and you know how to use it, then you're fine.
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  Most guys don't know how to use it.
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  Well then that's their problem. Don't come at me if you don't
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  know how to use it. Don't say that was a problem.
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  I know as I'm saying, people that people that I have been
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  with know how to use it, whether it's big, small or whatever.
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  I. Don't know about that.
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  Listen, we made some Austin Powers things on our vacation.
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  We we just stay in a room with somebody and.
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  Where this did you go? From I was just thinking about.
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  You go from size of Austin Powers to because.
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  I was complication because I was thinking we stayed in when we
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  were having sex and we stayed no it.
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  No. We stayed in a room and we put
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  up a comforter around our bed because it was a bunk bed.
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  Drunk was I? I wasn't even there.
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  How'd you go from? Because how's the?
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  Austin Powers even related. Because I.
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  Was thinking oh I remember. OK, we had the curtain, the what
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  I call curtain, but it's the comforter that was up.
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  And then we had the light on and I said, I swear our roommate
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  could probably see us and just see our shadows doing things.
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  And it was like, it probably looked like the Austin Powers
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  maybe where they're in the tent. Anyway, we said it at the time.
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  It made sense. Make it make sense.
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  Say yes. Just say yes, but yeah.
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  So we had a great vacation. We found out I am not a size
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  queen. I like I don't think so.
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  To me, I don't call that a size queen.
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  Maybe that's what it maybe that's what it is.
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  Maybe everybody else would say I was, but I don't think I think
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  those are fairly innocuously averaged penis sizes.
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  But maybe that's because my idea of of penis is I have a a more I
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  have a larger peanut penis palette.
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  You've. Seen a lot more I've seen dogs.
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  On that exactly, I, I've, I've had more, I've had more
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  opportunity to experience more penises than most.
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  I've had more than most. And so that's why to me.
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  I don't. Say to me, I don't think I'm a
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  size queen because I think that seems like average based on all
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  of the the Dick in my repertoire.
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  All right, right. So I'm not really a size queen.
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  I think that's average, but maybe it's just average for me.
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  Maybe if I was a normal person. Maybe not a size queen to porn
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  chips. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
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  A lot of her's like I need 15 inches.
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  No, no, ma'am, no, ma'am, too much.
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  And we've now seen that between 7:00 and 9:00 is where I keep
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  it. But you did say, well, once in a
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  while, throw a big Ding Dong. Well, I mean, listen, every once
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  in a while she did. Listen, she didn't say throw a
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  small one in. She.
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  Said OK, every once in a while throw a small one in too.
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  It don't matter. Again, as long as you can use
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  it, that's all that matters. But make sure again, subscribe,
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  hit the like button, notification bell, all the
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  things and we shall see you next time.
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  Bye. In other words, everybody, I'm
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  this big. Oh, ten nice nine 3/4. 9 3/4,
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  they say 10, I say it's 9 3/4. Close enough, yeah.