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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 40 - My Hands Are Filled With Oil · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Hey Son of a Boy Dad listeners. You can find
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  Speaker 2: Man, I'll tell you what, when you're hungry out there,
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  Speaker 2: you start acting like a rookie quarterback in his first game,
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  Speaker 2: making bad decisions, messing up the basics, being all out
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  Speaker 2: It sorts you out, get your head back in the
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  Speaker 2: game of life. Satisfying your hunger. Remember this, Snickers handles
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  Speaker 5: Welcome back to Son of a Boy Dad podcast. Today
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  Speaker 5: is Monday, January twenty fourth. It is four to twenty
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  Speaker 5: four pm. It is the fortieth episode of Son of
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  Speaker 5: a Boy Dad.
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  Speaker 1: Like jay Z type of shit forty forty which ever
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  Speaker 1: just one forty and that's on us. What have you
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  Speaker 1: learned over the first forty?
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  Speaker 4: Nothing? Dude? You have a booger.
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  Speaker 1: That's dang. It was like dangling like it was like
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  Speaker 1: do you see what I'm talking about? It was like
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  Speaker 1: fucking flapping in the wind like it's so long nostril.
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  Speaker 4: It's the closest right. I'm sorry, dude, I'm sorry. I
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  Speaker 4: didn't mean to do it, but it'd be better than
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  Speaker 4: what if you had the whole episode with that fucking
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  Speaker 4: confetti booger just it was dancing out of his nose
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  Speaker 4: like a cigarette dangling on an old Westerner's lip or
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  Speaker 4: some ship like that.
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  Speaker 1: That ship was fucking flapping in the wind.
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  Speaker 4: There. What are you drinking, monologue, I'm drinking a slightly
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  Speaker 4: sweet pink black tea. Okay, peach black tea. Bro, Do
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  Speaker 4: you think that sass would have come to Philly?
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  Speaker 1: This weekend, if if, if, if I begged you to
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  Speaker 1: come as well. Sometimes I feel like your sass is.
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  Speaker 4: Like, yeah, I think he's more likely to go, but
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  Speaker 4: I don't know. He didn't come when I went. I
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  Speaker 4: know before you know, we have to get him out
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  Speaker 4: of the house. Would you have come to Philly this
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  Speaker 4: past weekend?
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  Speaker 1: You had that thing on Saturday?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but yeah, I mean, I'm done to do anything.
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  Speaker 1: I know you are.
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  Speaker 4: We gotta get him to be that way.
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  Speaker 1: Why isn't he I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe he just likes being broken. What's up? Whoever was
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  Speaker 4: in the bathroom, Like, whoever was in the bathroom needs
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  Speaker 4: to be fired. Yeah, that was the worst smell I've
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  Speaker 4: ever experienced. You were in the bathroom, Like I don't like, doude.
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  Speaker 4: The smell of shit doesn't bother me.
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  Speaker 5: Typically, like if someone took a ship, but like that
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  Speaker 5: smelled like sometimes it's thick.
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  Speaker 1: It smells thick in the air.
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  Speaker 5: Dude, it wasn't even that. It was like, I don't
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  Speaker 5: even know what it's smelt like someone's ship and tried
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  Speaker 5: to cover it up with another smell more shit, But
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  Speaker 5: that smell smell worse.
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  Speaker 4: Really, Oh my dude, Like I was. I was literally
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  Speaker 4: gagging in the bathroom that never happened to smell. It
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  Speaker 4: was like a spray that in.
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  Speaker 5: The bathroom and smell right like disgusting the private one. Fuck, dude,
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  Speaker 5: someone need to see it fired. Yeah, Like if you're
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  Speaker 5: gonna do that, like go somewhere else. That like actually
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  Speaker 5: just ruined my day. Like that's not normal. It's like hot,
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  Speaker 5: it smells you're.
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  Speaker 1: You're prone to sensationalized. It did smell hot. It smelt
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  Speaker 1: like someone who is historically unclean took a ship in there,
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  Speaker 1: like someone who is. It smelled like someone like wrapped
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  Speaker 1: their asshole around my nose when I got in there.
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  Speaker 4: So fucking gross. And you can tell they're racist now
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  Speaker 4: I know it was.
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  Speaker 5: I got an idea because I've been in the bathroom
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  Speaker 5: after someone else ship in the office and it smelled
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  Speaker 5: just like, oh, you.
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  Speaker 4: Could tell their brand like a dog sniffing another dog's
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  Speaker 4: ass smell and being like, what the fuck it out?
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  Speaker 4: I'm positive, I'm positive, I'm positive, and you bleep it out.
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  Speaker 1: You have to bleep that out.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, we just did what we bleeped it No,
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  Speaker 5: he didn't.
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  Speaker 4: Know he did. He's saying he did.
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  Speaker 1: He did, But that's fucking that's crazy that because that
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  Speaker 1: all it wouldn't surprise me.
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  Speaker 5: Smell like shit. It smells like it smells like someone's ass.
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  Speaker 5: You're right, Like it smells like your face is in there.
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  Speaker 5: It smells like when you wear underwear for too.
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  Speaker 1: Long, yeah, or like like yeah, yeah, but not even
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  Speaker 1: just wearing underwear too long, because I don't think I
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  Speaker 1: could wear underwear for.
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  Speaker 4: A year and it smell like that. Dude, literally a
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  Speaker 4: year foul. That was insane. Fired. They need to be
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  Speaker 4: removed from the office and brought to like a host.
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  Speaker 4: They need their asshole amputated.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they need to have their asshole fucking cinched off
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  Speaker 1: with a fucking hot blade.
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  Speaker 5: I was in there trying to blow my nose and
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  Speaker 5: I was just like, I couldn't. I couldn't even like
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  Speaker 5: blow out because I don't have to blow back.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you would have had to suck in to have
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  Speaker 4: air to blow out. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: They need to have their asshole permanently sealed up like
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  Speaker 1: a manhole cover so nothing can come out of it.
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  Speaker 4: Again, I'm not sensitive to that stuff. They should be
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  Speaker 4: buried in cement. Oh that ruined me because.
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  Speaker 1: It is it like even the thought of the smell
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  Speaker 1: is lingering with h me too, thinking about how bad
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  Speaker 1: that smells is like.
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  Speaker 5: Warm, hot hot smell. If we're gonna bleep it, just
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  Speaker 5: tea like what kind of content. It's definitely someone on
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  Speaker 5: the gambling team.
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  Speaker 4: You could tell.
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  Speaker 1: And if you look at the gambling cave yesterday and
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  Speaker 1: went through their everything that they ate, you can kind
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  Speaker 1: of smell it out. You kind of sus out with
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  Speaker 1: a smell.
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  Speaker 4: Like I've never taken a shit that smells even remotely
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  Speaker 4: close milkshakes, Chinese food and Korean food.
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  Speaker 5: Dude, I could eat Chinese from the pet every day
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  Speaker 5: for a month and my shit would not even smell
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  Speaker 5: like a fraction of that.
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  Speaker 4: That's it is.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's generational shit smelling.
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  Speaker 5: I was gonna tell Enrique, like we got to get
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  Speaker 5: something in there and like spread.
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  Speaker 1: Down, Yeah, get police taper around the fucking bathroom. It
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  Speaker 1: was historically it was thick. It was a thick smell,
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  Speaker 1: but it wasn't just poop.
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  Speaker 5: It wasn't like a funny shit smell because it was
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  Speaker 5: like disgusting.
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  Speaker 4: Because this happened to me yesterday after I had a
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  Speaker 4: like we had a party and I stayed over, and
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  Speaker 4: then the next morning I walked into the bathroom after
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  Speaker 4: someone else had pooped, and then I tried to poop
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  Speaker 4: on top of their poop smell, which is fine and
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  Speaker 4: gross a little bit, but it paled in comparison to
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  Speaker 4: what I The toxic sludge that I just walked into.
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  Speaker 4: A fucking ghost made of slime, just fucking floated out
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  Speaker 4: of there and fucking coughed at how fucking rantom. I
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  Speaker 4: one hundred percent agree with what you're signing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the ship was bad, Owen, do you want to
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  Speaker 1: I wanna go smell it?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, smell it, dude, you should.
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  Speaker 1: It's probably getting worse actively shit, And if somebody's in
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  Speaker 1: there just waiting, like fucking.
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  Speaker 5: No, no one is in there. No one would go
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  Speaker 5: in there and purposely stay in there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it would take a superhuman or someone who's like
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  Speaker 1: fucking Voldemort, someone who doesn't have a nose on their body.
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  Speaker 5: Dude, if I had COVID, it would still that would
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  Speaker 5: still have smell justice.
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  Speaker 4: But it could probably like shake people from COVID. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: like literally smelling AsSalt. It literally could wake you up.
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  Speaker 4: Holy fuck that shit strong.
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  Speaker 5: Oh you got the booger though, yeah, I did it
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  Speaker 5: was it actually came out on my way there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you saw how it was like I was
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  Speaker 1: doing you a favor, even if it was in the
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  Speaker 1: short term embarrassing. Better than that than to have it
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  Speaker 1: dangling out your nose the whole time. Yeah, the internet
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  Speaker 1: would have had a field day.
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  Speaker 4: Oh they would have loved it.
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  Speaker 1: They would have fucking loved your They're preying on your downfall.
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  Speaker 4: I know.
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  Speaker 1: I want to see you win, though, and you are
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  Speaker 1: gonna win. Twenty twenty two is gonna be a fucking
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  Speaker 1: thuns year for your ass. Forty episodes, forty through eighty thunderous.
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  Speaker 5: It's crazy that after another year we wanted to be
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  Speaker 5: had one hundred episodes.
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  Speaker 4: We might be. We need to figure out a way
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  Speaker 4: to do more, Yeah, we might be. Should we do
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  Speaker 4: episodes in Los Angeles? All right? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Oen is light green right now?
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  Speaker 4: Bad? It's it's like it's bad to the point, like
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  Speaker 4: he's not even laughing, Like it's not funny.
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  Speaker 1: Not feel it in your shoulders? How bad it smells?
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  Speaker 4: It wasn't a funny shit smell.
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  Speaker 1: No, you feel it in like the back of your neck,
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  Speaker 1: how bad it smells?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, No, one's gonna need to go to therapy
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  Speaker 4: after that.
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  Speaker 1: Ohen, I'd never have seen.
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  Speaker 5: It was a medical like, I'm worried. Yeah, they might
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  Speaker 5: have sense walking around the office.
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  Speaker 1: You know how, like dogs can smell COVID, Like we
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  Speaker 1: might be the type of dogs that can smell a
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  Speaker 1: tumor in someone's asshole. Someone might need their small intestinitely
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  Speaker 1: hemorrhoids easily because.
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  Speaker 4: There's a little blood to the smell. Yeah, oh yeah,
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  Speaker 4: moose knuckles. There's definitely a little blood, but mostly shit,
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  Speaker 4: and it's shit that's caked.
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  Speaker 1: And then just friction over not the smell of shit,
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  Speaker 1: but it's historical. Ask you friction over a fucking a
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  Speaker 1: sheen of shit.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. It was almost like baby shit where you know
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  Speaker 4: how like every baby shit, they're just so constipated. There's
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  Speaker 4: a real, real smell to it. I don't know, dude,
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  Speaker 4: I can't put words to the smell.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll pivot off of that.
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  Speaker 4: We'll pivot off of it for the people who, uh
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  Speaker 4: who don't want to hear about it. Yeah, I wish
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  Speaker 4: they could know how bad it was. We need to
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  Speaker 4: grab some for the YouTube.
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  Speaker 1: A Scratch and Stiff Sniff episode just unleash it on
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  Speaker 1: a handful of the stink onto the mic. But my
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  Speaker 1: question is, should we do episodes while we're in Los Angeles,
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  Speaker 1: even mini episodes, or should we try to get a
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  Speaker 1: bunch of interviews and put them all together. Should we
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  Speaker 1: just do a regular episode out there?
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  Speaker 4: Well, we're gonna have to do one out there regardless.
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  Speaker 4: We're gonna have to do one regardless.
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  Speaker 1: But like, how do we take advantage of the fact
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  Speaker 1: that we're going out to the super Bowl and do
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  Speaker 1: something out there in Los Angeles. We'll think about it.
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  Speaker 4: We could get guests, Yeah, Yeah, I would say, do
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  Speaker 4: the normal episode and then just bank as much stuff
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  Speaker 4: as we can.
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  Speaker 1: Bank a couple of guests, short interviews, maybe with guests.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I became close personal friends with Brodie Jenner this past week.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe we could have that, Maybe we could have him on.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I think that it wouldn't be fucked up to say
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  Speaker 1: that I'm now closer to him than I am to
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  Speaker 1: my personal family, And I think he'd say the.
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  Speaker 4: Same thing I think night together. I think that he
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  Speaker 4: would say the exact same thing.
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  Speaker 1: Just just a kinship, kinship among them amongst fellow fucking
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  Speaker 1: Cali bros.
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  Speaker 4: Are you allowed to say where you were? I was
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  Speaker 4: at Mamita's sales conference in Las Vegas, where I, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I forgot you were in Vegas. You go out? Uh yeah,
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  Speaker 4: we went to karaoke.
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  Speaker 5: You didn't got to do anything cooler than that, bro
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  Speaker 5: strip clubs.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like we go to karaoke when we go
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  Speaker 4: to cities.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like karaoke is like, uh yeah, But when
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  Speaker 1: you're in Vegas, it was like it was ramped up karaoke.
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  Speaker 4: They had a live band and everything like that. It
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  Speaker 4: was like live band karaoke, which was pretty fire. You
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  Speaker 4: have to pay?
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  Speaker 1: Did I have to pay?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: No, They was like it was they rented out the
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  Speaker 1: karaoke hall for their company.
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  Speaker 5: Oh it was like, uh like it was mymta's.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they the whole venue of Mamita's people. Awesome, it was.
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  Speaker 1: It was awesome because it was like an episode of
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  Speaker 1: the Office where like you could tell that like Bob
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  Speaker 1: from Accounting was coming out of his shell for the
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  Speaker 1: first time to saying dud stop believing.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's hilarious. It was kind of fire. You would
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  Speaker 4: get a high five from like the CEO and shit
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  Speaker 4: like that like made their year. How was, Uh, how
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  Speaker 4: was Vegas? I mean, it was fucking it was Vegas.
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  Speaker 4: It just uh, Vegas is Vegas. You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 4: You got to Vegas? How many nights? Just one night?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, one night in Vegas? Was there probably less than
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  Speaker 1: twenty four hours?
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  Speaker 4: You know?
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  Speaker 1: So I say that Vegas is the two nights, definitely,
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  Speaker 1: not three.
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  Speaker 4: Now, once you're there for the third night, you want
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  Speaker 4: to get the fuck out of dodge Thursday night, Friday night,
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  Speaker 4: leave halfway through Saturday night, spend Sunday with the family,
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  Speaker 4: of course, licking your wounds. Yeah, you gotta lick your
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  Speaker 4: room for your sins exactly. No.
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  Speaker 1: I was fucking I was in there. I was in
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  Speaker 1: there quick. We went to we went to goddamn, what's
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  Speaker 1: that fucking restaurant that's famous in New York That Carbone.
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  Speaker 1: We went to Carbone out there. It was nice, bro,
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  Speaker 1: everyone we were all giving giving speeches. It was my
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  Speaker 1: first time with the Mamta's team though, so everyone's going
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  Speaker 1: around to be like, you guys are like fucking family
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  Speaker 1: to men that came around to me and awesome, they
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  Speaker 1: like signed pop punk for a year, and I like
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  Speaker 1: told him earlier, I was like I'm gonna I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: win you guys some fucking Grammys. And they throughout the
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  Speaker 1: rest up yeah, and throughout the rest of the night,
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  Speaker 1: like they were all like they included in their toast
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  Speaker 1: they'd be like, this is a fucking family, Like we
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  Speaker 1: love each other, Roan, we know you're gonna get us
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  Speaker 1: some Grammys, and they were they were dead serious about it,
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  Speaker 1: and uh.
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  Speaker 4: Don't you only do covers? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I was joking, completely original, but like two yeah, And
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  Speaker 1: so even when I went up for karaoke, They're like,
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  Speaker 1: you have to fucking get up there broucking do something
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  Speaker 1: original for us, like how am I? How am I
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  Speaker 1: this original with this cover band? That's intense. It was intense,
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  Speaker 1: but it was fun.
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  Speaker 4: Though. I think that in another life I could have
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  Speaker 4: just fucking public public spoke and like as like a
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  Speaker 4: CEO or some shit yeah like lady from or just
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  Speaker 4: like the face of multiple companies that.
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  Speaker 1: Sounds like a fire idea or job. How do you
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  Speaker 1: get that job?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, it's a face of companies like what
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  Speaker 4: Shock does? Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, or you would excel at I would love to
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  Speaker 5: be doing Shock does. You'd be even better at Shock
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  Speaker 5: because he's like not even that good at it. People
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  Speaker 5: just like looking at him because he's so tall.
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  Speaker 4: Stop fucking gassing me up? Bro? What did I do
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  Speaker 4: to deserve this? Bro?
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  Speaker 1: What's going on with you?
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  Speaker 4: Bro?
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  Speaker 1: What did you do while I was in Vegas? I
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  Speaker 1: invited you to come to Vegas?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah you did, but I didn't want to go to Vegas.
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  Speaker 4: But they didn't id you at any point.
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  Speaker 1: And all I did was speak at a conference, go
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  Speaker 1: to a nice dinner, and then go out to karaoke.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah that sounds like a sass night. That sounds like
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  Speaker 1: a fun night for you.
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  Speaker 4: It sound like fun.
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  Speaker 1: You could have gone up and sung Rocketman.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you would have loved that. It's basically your song. Now,
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  Speaker 4: I went.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't do anything on Friday night, stayed home, play
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  Speaker 5: a lot of video games.
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  Speaker 1: You've been crushing the VGs?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I have big time? Uh?
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  Speaker 5: And then Saturday we went to Long Island, went to
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  Speaker 5: Owen's childhood home, shut up at his.
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  Speaker 4: Parents and stuff. What would you do there? Just just
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  Speaker 4: grinding Saturday content? Saturday content? Bro? That's what I respect
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  Speaker 4: about you. You're not about to fucking be slave to
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  Speaker 4: the nine to five now. Everybody else is checking out
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  Speaker 4: when the fucking sun goes down. You're saying, no, I'm
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  Speaker 4: gonna re up on Saturday. Yeah, and then I got
• 14:38
  Speaker 4: Uh we were waiting for the train. Oh this was insane. Yeah,
• 14:42
  Speaker 4: we were waiting for the train to go back to
• 14:44
  Speaker 4: Penn Station from Long Island. How is that right? Terrible? No,
• 14:47
  Speaker 4: it's on like a night sube. It's like on like
• 14:48
  Speaker 4: a real train. And what is it like? What do
• 14:51
  Speaker 4: you mean? Oh, I'm not like a subway. Yeah, got it,
• 14:55
  Speaker 4: got it. That's not bad. Yeah, closer to a subway
• 14:58
  Speaker 4: than todamn track though, really in between honestly is the
• 15:01
  Speaker 4: one with like three seats across. It's like all the
• 15:03
  Speaker 4: seats are connected instead of like two seats on either side. Yeah,
• 15:07
  Speaker 4: but that's not bad. No, it could be worse, but
• 15:08
  Speaker 4: it's also not good. No.
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: No, So you guys are waiting for the train.
• 15:12
  Speaker 5: We're waiting for the train, and uh, there's like a
• 15:14
  Speaker 5: cop car standing outside the uh like right next to us,
• 15:18
  Speaker 5: because train stations outside.
• 15:20
  Speaker 4: And then also the cop gets out and he's like,
• 15:22
  Speaker 4: is that little sass? He goes, don't tell me that's
• 15:26
  Speaker 4: a little sass.
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: He said that, what did your leftist a cab ass,
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: say it was.
• 15:32
  Speaker 5: It was the dude, you know him, He's DMed us
• 15:34
  Speaker 5: before he's gonna send us those cards.
• 15:37
  Speaker 4: Pba. Oh and you actually ran it to him. Yeah,
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: and I take a picture with him. Shut up.
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: But that's a quicker way to get the get out
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: of jail free card.
• 15:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's got it. He's sending them to us, he did.
• 15:47
  Speaker 4: Why couldn't he just give them to you in person?
• 15:49
  Speaker 4: He was, and the train trim was pulling up. Oh,
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: and you have to fill them out a little bit.
• 15:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he had to like get my ID and my name, and.
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: It gives like the checklists of crimes that you can
• 15:58
  Speaker 4: get away with. Yeah, he was anything too.
• 16:00
  Speaker 5: He's like, we could put a little SaaS if you
• 16:01
  Speaker 5: don't want to box yourself. I was like, I don't
• 16:03
  Speaker 5: think that's gonna work.
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think like you show that to another officer.
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: Now, be a lot more to explain, but I think barstool.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: I think working at barstool that like, uh, it's almost
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: more powerful and holds more weight amongst cops than like
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: being a pro athlete, Like if they like pulled over.
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: Like Marshawn Lynch, like he wouldn't get to get out
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: of jail free as fast as like fucking KFC would.
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: Like that, KFC, they'd be like, oh, what'd you do?
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: Fucking ran someone over with your car? Like get out
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: of here one minute.
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: Man, I love you.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: I really think that cops like love and respect. Barstool.
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, back to blue. You have to, bro, Let's make
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: a sweatshirt for your guy. Let's make this guy a
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: sweatshirt for giving us these, uh, these get out of
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: jail free cart Because remember when I was in DC
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: and I got the Homeland Security token, the medallion that
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: I can just flash. Yeah, I don't know where that is.
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: I should not have lost though. Also it was because
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: someone called the cops on us. I don't know why.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: I guess I'm not the fucking one that's always getting
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: people in trouble.
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you guys, I don't know why. The dude was
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: sitting his car was parked there for like ten minutes
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: with you two.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: And then you add Nick and KB. Who's the wild
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: card in that group?
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: None of us? KB no barely barely. Nick no no
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: is the opposite of a wild card. Yess me, Yes,
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: I'm the wild card. Whoops. But yeah, I don't know.
• 17:29
  Speaker 5: He was like, yeah, someone a couple of cops on
• 17:31
  Speaker 5: you guys, And I was like, oh, what the fuck?
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: And then I was like, let's find them out, let's
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: kill them.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not cool at all. Yeah, unless they're recommending
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: you for.
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: Like he was like, who gives a fuck to Garden City,
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: Like what could you have been doing?
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: What kind of ship were you were?
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: You?
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: Were you filming without permission?
• 17:48
  Speaker 5: Were you We're filming something that could have been tipped
• 17:50
  Speaker 5: off as very bad, but we we had cameras outside
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: and we filmed it really quick. So we were like
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: we staged a felony, but we were like so, but
• 17:58
  Speaker 5: we had the cameras there. The who times we were like,
• 18:00
  Speaker 5: don't think anyone's gonna like think this is real. They're
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: gonna think it's part of like a movie or something, right,
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: But that was like three hours beforehand. Yeah, So I
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: don't know.
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: If maybe they gave your discription, just wanted.
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: Like the families on the side of the street when
• 18:12
  Speaker 5: we were walking there, or you.
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: Just needed an opener. Was a big sass fan. Yeah, Yeah,
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: that could have been it too. Listen to the podcast
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: speak fan of the pod dude cops fucking love you. Yeah,
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: you are one of them. You could have been a
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: cop in another life.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: I'm a golden child among them. They're still NYPD. How
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: old do you think it's too old to get to enlist,
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: to sign up?
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: I don't know forty. They need they.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: Need cops now, Like I feel like people are quitting.
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: People are old and in our cops. I don't think
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: you they're just like any Really. People are fat in
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: our cops too. Yeah, people are girls in our cops.
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: People are a whole women and cops. But you're a
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: whole born woman and you're a cop five foot tall.
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: The cops in New York walk around in like bag
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: yeast uniforms and they're all like four hundred pounds there.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: It does look like the island of misfit toys.
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: I saw one guy running away from like six cops. Yeah,
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: and it was just the funniest. They were falling behind
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: like blocks.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, their ass cracks out like they're trying to like
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: pull up their pants as they go. Their nightsticks are
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: dragging behind them. They're dropping their badge and they're gun
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: and shit.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: The uh, the.
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: Traffic officers, the ones who just go around and give
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: people tickets those people, First of all, that looks like
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: the most miserable job ever. Yeah, And second of all,
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: I think they must have just bought like a thousand
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: uniforms all in like quadruple XL and that's just just
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: like one size fits all because they all are wearing
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: like the baggiest clothes I've ever seen.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't make any sense. And I think those
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: people are different than the people who drive around in
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: NYPD pickup trucks and toe cars. There's like all different
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: divisions and it's all basically traffic cops.
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: There's so many, and they just wear harps. They've got
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: like the smart car cop cars, you know those ones
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: are the tiny ass cars.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: Yes, the little ones where it's like if they got
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: in an accident, everyone's dying.
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude.
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: If there's like a there's like a street like two
• 20:03
  Speaker 5: blocks away and the whole street is just cop cars
• 20:05
  Speaker 5: that like are like abandoned.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: No, they're.
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: They're parking outside the stage. They've been there, they've been
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: there for No, there's a station right there, got to be.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: I think there's stations all over the place that if
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: a bunch of cop cars are just parked on a
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: block in New York. I'm pretty sure there's a police
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: station nearby.
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: You think they're just all abandoned. I haven't seen them
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: move ever.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: If so, you should get your little get out of
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: Jail free card and just try to open one up.
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that would be awesome, just to open open This
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: was my boys car. It's like the White Car and
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: Great Gatsby. Yeah, you could do anything with it. You
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: have been reading or you talking about the movie. It's
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: in the book and the movie.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: My buddy Mike, Uh went to hed.
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: My buddy Mark, My buddy.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: Mark decided to uh in college. He like, uh, try
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: to open up the door of a cop car. Yeah,
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: he was wearing a wig. Actually bring a full circle. Yeah,
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: he was in his Seth wig. He tried to open
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: up the door and they saw him, and uh, they
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: asked him his name. He gave him a fake name
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: and they mistake. Yeah, it's both things. Like he had
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: just done one of the two things.
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: He probably would have been only the stupidest people in
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: the world to use fake names.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: Jill, Bro, this is Seth you're talking about.
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: Bro. He'll come to Seth Bro Seth.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: But he went to actual jail for a night, like
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: like not even just a holding cell like actual jail,
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Like they like really truly fucked him over and put
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: him in a penitentiary for one night holding cells. Nothing.
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: Anybody goes to a holding cell like he think. He
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: said he cried when he got to That's awesome.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: His self was like, stop being a bitch.
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: That's hilarious. That doesn't surprise me at all. I'm surprised
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: you've never been to prison.
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: I've been to jail. Yeah, not prison though, But what
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: did you go to go to jail for?
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Just like fucking bitch ass ship?
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I underages underages. You to jail for underage like
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: a holding cell, not like a.
• 22:06
  Speaker 5: I guess that's so weird because like when I grew up,
• 22:07
  Speaker 5: it got like completely decriminalized, so you would get like
• 22:10
  Speaker 5: a fine at most back in my.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: Day, bro, they'd throw you in the fucking clink.
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: But I remember when it got decriminalized, Like I was
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: like a freshman in high school.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: I think underage drinking. Yeah, I didn't even know what
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: got decriminalized.
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: I was in there with like a tin cup, fucking
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: raking it along the bars.
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: How long were you in there? Like four hours.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: Or like a night. That's the left, but like over it,
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: like bro, till like five in the morning, you're a felling.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: It was like from one till like five in the morning.
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: Did you get fucked in the ass? It was my
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: buddies that were in there, So yeah, like wait, we're
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: in here, just us. I think me spending a night
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: in prison could do me well.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: I think so too.
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: It'll probably straighten out your back is laying down on
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: a hard ass fucking jail.
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: Did they give you somewhere to lay or did you
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: have to stand the whole time?
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: No, you just have to there's like bars on the
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: bench or so you can't even lay down. They don't
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: want you laying down. It'd be funny off a night
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: in jail with a six pack.
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Did you uh have to ever go to prison
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: for holding cell? No? What just curious? Uh No, I've
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: been like sam as you tickets. Never Yeah, to be
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: never like actually thrown in prison like Roan, No.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: Bro, don't fucking you have to out a court. This
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: is mustard on my Oh. Yeah, definitely had to go
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: to court. Courts, court courts.
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: Off, I'm gonna have to go to court soon for
• 23:32
  Speaker 5: I'm not paying this ticket that they gave me for
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: what for parking my car?
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: The one I told you you'd get.
• 23:38
  Speaker 5: I didn't get it until like three days after. So
• 23:41
  Speaker 5: I was like, out, fuck, I'm there, and they're never
• 23:42
  Speaker 5: gonna get.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: The one you had to leave the podcast early for. Yeah,
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: I got a massive emergency. I just got a parking
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: ticket and uh and.
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: It's like one hundred It's like one hundred and seventy
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: five dollars.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: That's a year of my salary. I don't know what
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: the fuck I'm gonna do.
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: I'm not paying that ship. They said like, if I
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: don't pay it, they're gonna find my car and tell it.
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: I'm like, yet, good luck, bro, it's back in Massachusetts
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: finding that shit. You're never seeing that.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: In the bottom of the ocean. I drove it off
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: a doc.
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I actually have Jerry duty. In March. You registered
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: to vote. Yeah, big mistake in this boo bitch ass
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: two party system.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: Bro.
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: I'm sure Joe Biden really appreciates your vote.
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: Bro, I didn't. What makes you think I voted for.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: Biden Kanye Kanye boy as well?
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: Of course I did.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Of course we voted for Kanye. Yeah, we're one of
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: a million.
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: Proud that I was an easy vote Kanye Big Sean
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: twenty twenty.
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: I remember when I went home to vote. I got
• 24:43
  Speaker 5: in so much trouble here.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: You went home to vote.
• 24:47
  Speaker 5: I went home to vote, so I wasn't registered in
• 24:49
  Speaker 5: New York, so voter fraud. No, I'm registered to vote
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: in Massachusetts, in a state you don't live in. They
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: were not happy with me. The boss man, well, he
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: was worried you were one of the Boston for the
• 25:02
  Speaker 5: wrong guy.
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I was convinced that was why. I was convinced
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: that was why. So I know what you're fucking. I
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: talked to cops.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Shut up, dude, I fuck, I'm friends with a bunch
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: of cops.
• 25:12
  Speaker 5: I think it was because I was, like, I just
• 25:14
  Speaker 5: started working. It was like I was like three months in.
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: I'm friends with lots of blue people, and I like,
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: you didn't like understand that if you just don't come into
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: the office, no one will notice or say anything. So
• 25:25
  Speaker 5: I like emailed him and was like, hey, not gonna
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: be here today, went home to vote. They weren't happy,
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: you piece of shit.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah we're gonna have to make it up by working
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: on Saturday Saturday six months from now, and that.
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: That has been paid. Yeah, it has you finally paid
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: that that I'm always working, Bro, I just don't stop.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: I was coming up with ideas, Bro, what would you
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: say if someone asked you what you do? How would
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: you prove that you're working?
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't. I would say, fuck you.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: You're not my mommy acting like my mommy.
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: I watched best movie I've seen this year. It was
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: called The Last Duel.
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: Oh, I've heard of it. I've never seen it. It's
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: a pretty famous movie, is it famous?
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: I watched it because I was like, Damon, Driver, they're.
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: Not gonna say no to a fucking script, a fucking
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: a sweet ass script like that.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: They're not going to say yes to a shitty script.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: No wait, I didn't even put it together.
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: No.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Damon and Driver are the names of the two main
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: characters in Goodwill Hunting Mini Driver and Matt Damon. In
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: this Matt Damon and Adam Driver.
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: What the fuck are you talking about?
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: I'm connecting dots that you wouldn't be able to connect
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: dots with the Driver. Isn't that the bitch from Isn't
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: that the main character from Goodwill Hunting. Isn't that the
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: name of the actress?
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, oh it might be.
• 26:58
  Speaker 5: I actually read something recently, so you know that hurt.
• 27:01
  Speaker 5: She and Matt Damon dated after that movie, yes, yes,
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: and then he like broke up with her, like on
• 27:06
  Speaker 5: live television, he did. Yeah, Like they were like, how's it,
• 27:09
  Speaker 5: Like I think he was on like, oh, I think
• 27:10
  Speaker 5: he was on Oprah and they were like, how's your
• 27:12
  Speaker 5: relationship blah blah, and he's like, ah, I'm single now.
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: And that was the first she read it. Yeah, oh no,
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: she must have been heartbroken. She must have the only
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: dated for like a month. But yeah, that's fucking that's
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: that's mean. Yeah, I know, that's bad communication skills from
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: our guy, Matt Damon.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: I know, are people turning on Matt Damon?
• 27:33
  Speaker 5: They want, they try to, but then they rewatch Gotville
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: Hunting and they can't. They can't bring themselves to do it.
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: Because I like the fuck out of this movie.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: And then I read the reviews and everyone's like this
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: movie was a flop, Like this movie sucked. Oh that's critics, dude,
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: they suck. I fucking hate critics too, too. I'm a
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: critic of the critic. I watched The watch Dog.
• 27:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, There'll be movies that I watched that have
• 27:53
  Speaker 5: like a five out of ten and I'm like, damn,
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: this is as good as fuck.
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: Some of the best movies are the ones where it's like,
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: flip the audience score is really hot. Yeah, yeah, you
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: got it was a love score. Yeah.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Because critics are losers.
• 28:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because like they'll they'll watch Like step Brothers and
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: be like, the cinematography in this could have used a
• 28:11
  Speaker 5: little bit of an upgrade.
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: Right, or is funny?
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: They will watch licorice pizza and be like the guy
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: did like a funny ass Korean accent. So we're gonna
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: give it a fucking ten out of ten. Like, shit
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: doesn't even make sense. It makes very little sense. But
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: all the movie had me thinking was like, how gay
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: it was to be a medieval night like the dudes.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: I mean, I've ripped off a tweet about it, but
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: just the fact that throughout the whole movie, they're always
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: riding into battle and they're.
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: Like for the King. They'll just ride down the hill
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: on the horse, just like for the King. Yeah, and
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: then they show who the king is and it's like
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: this fifteen year old.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: It's always like a shardy y like child.
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: He just like has like a high pitched laugh and
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: like floppy bones and like he's just like the last
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: dude that you would ever want to fight for. And
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: they're just without respect. Bro, it's like the King of
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: New York. Yeah, it's always a child, it is, And
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: he's always a bitch and they're always like, I do
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: not serve any mad I serve the King.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: And they'll fucking walk off and whip their fucking cape.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: It's a it's a preposterous but and then I was like,
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: do we do the same thing, Like do do Americans
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: just go to war for like the president? No, but
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: it's for the it's for the flag, which is I don't.
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: Think any war with a president in mind? For the president? Yeah,
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: and ride it into battle for Joe Biden. Yeah, that
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: would be pretty keep brothers, I can't fucking imagine it, dude,
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: the dude just love the king or just they be like,
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: my lord, come like kiss your bro on like his
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: his fucking hand and be like I love you, I
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: love thee my lord.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: Or like there was a wedding scene in it where
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: like to make the marriage official, the priest kissed the
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: altar boy on the lips, the altar boy kissed the
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: groom on the lips, and then the groom kissed the
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: bride on the lips. Like that was how they used
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: to Like, this is a Catholic wedding from the thirteen
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: hundreds and they were kissing altar boys back then.
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, well that's not a shocker. That's probably where
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: the tradition began. But it's been ingrained in them.
• 30:21
  Speaker 5: Like I even my deeply rooted in the Catholic Church.
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: My naive as thought that they just started doing no, no,
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: that has just been part.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: It's literally a tradition. Then they pass thousands of years.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: How do you think they pass it on?
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: Do you think that they literally tell each other that
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: they're like, hey, bro, you know that you could actually
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: like fuck these kids. Probably. I assume it's like a cycle.
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: Like I assume like a priest molests a kid, and
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: then the kid becomes a priest and then molests more kids. Yeah. Bro,
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: they have like genuinely think that's what happened. It must
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: be because they won't in spotlight.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: I feel like, like, is everyone coming up with it independently?
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: I don't know. My theory on it has been that
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: like people who are raised very religious and maybe are
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: gay and they don't fuck. But even if you're gay,
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: like why are you what? And then somehow how are
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: they all decided to back comes easy in like different
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: countries maybe if they'll get in less trouble. Yeah, I
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: guess too. Yeah, they don't get in any trouble. No,
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: if they fucked like a grown man, they'd be like,
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: you're banished from the church. Yeah, this shit's gay. But
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: it's like if it's a kid, it's like, oh, you're
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: the fucking man. Let's make him mon senior movie in Arizona. Yeah,
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: one of.
• 31:34
  Speaker 5: The one of the popes just got like in trouble,
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: like the last pope's got in trouble for like hiding
• 31:40
  Speaker 5: a bunch of cases.
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: I think, yeah, it's their way though. Yeah, they just
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: sweep just the way they do things, and they just
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: buy like Gucci flip flops. You think a lot of
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: priests were like bummed when Francis Pope Francis said that
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: it's okay to be gay.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they must have been. We couldn't use this information
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: a long ass time ago. We would have been fucking
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: down at Club med or some shit. We definitely go
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: to the Vatican just for like a wild weekend.
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, for like a rom Are they allowed to
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: get like fucked up? Yes? I think so. They can
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: get like hammered, and they do. They must, They must
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: get fucked up all the time. They just have unlimited
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: Blood of Christ around. Yeah, they're just sucking down blood
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: of Christ. Like what else would you do?
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: Much on the Bod of Christ?
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, true, much on the bod, suck on the blood.
• 32:29
  Speaker 5: Even're just blessing all their food, Like just they order
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: a cheese burger and they turn it into the body
• 32:33
  Speaker 5: of Christ and then just snack on that.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: It would be fire, bro consecrate this.
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: Wendy's complaining to Uber Eats. I ordered chipola and I
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: got the body of Christ. Yeah. Imagine if you get
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: Uber Eats the body of Christ, just those little it
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: makes it so much easier to going to church.
• 32:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, true, I didn't even think about that.
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: I'm puff, go puff the body of They were doing
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: drive through during COVID, Yeah, they were. Oh, they would
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: come through. They would fashion and stuff too.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: Who wants to confess so badly? Like and what sins?
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: Are you ripping off at home? Like you're just sitting
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: at home alone.
• 33:14
  Speaker 5: You gotta do something real bad, really bad, dude.
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: It is crazy.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: It absolution of sin, the idea that you can be
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: absolved of your sin by a priest is crazy in
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: and of itself. Like the dude in this movie like
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: did something pretty bad and he just like went to
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: the priest and he's like, do you know your hail Mary's?
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: Like can you say your hail Mary's? And he could
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: just be good. Why are you done with Uberts? Though?
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: Oh dude, it's such a ripoff.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: Why they're just jacking up prices.
• 33:39
  Speaker 5: These prices are insane. Yeah, I'm losing money by the second.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: It used to be your favorite meal, used to be
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: able to get for thirty dollars, and now it's sixty
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: dollars the same meal. Dude, I truly feel that way.
• 33:48
  Speaker 5: Yesterday I was like hungry, and I was like, well,
• 33:51
  Speaker 5: just keep in mind, this was like lazy of me.
• 33:53
  Speaker 5: But I was like, I'm gonna uber Eats from a
• 33:55
  Speaker 5: convenience store and just got a bunch of snacks because
• 33:57
  Speaker 5: I didn't want a full meal and I wanted water
• 34:00
  Speaker 5: seltzer and dude, was like thirty dollars for like four things,
• 34:06
  Speaker 5: and I did the math and I was like, this
• 34:07
  Speaker 5: would be ten dollars if I went in at the store. Yeah,
• 34:09
  Speaker 5: I just didn't do it.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: You just didn't get the things now, nor did you
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: walk there.
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: No, it is rock.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: You have principles, but you maintained your laziness. Yes, being
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: lazy was one of your principles that you were going
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: to maintain. Yeah, like, I'm not going to spend too much,
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: but I'm also not going to get out of my
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: ass groove on the couch.
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: No, No, I wasn't going to. I was. Yesterday I
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: played video games for like eight hours. Street. I was
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: about to say, you worked on Saturday, so you kind
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: of earned your Friday and Sunday video games. Yeah. I
• 34:35
  Speaker 4: played for a while. Yesterday. We didn't get one win
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: the whole time.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: With the bros from home.
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: M hm, damn, Messine if you never met them, I know, damn.
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: I guess it was God's playing my brother. We were sucking.
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: We came in second place like one hundred times. It
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: was brutal.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: Might as well come in last, I know, first loser. Seriously,
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: there's no fucking sweet redemption in coming in second place.
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: Nope, there is. It sounds fun as well. I could
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: hear them the walls.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: What does he sound like.
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: There's just like yelling like twelve year olds at each other.
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: I go full on. I go full on when I'm playing.
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: You call anybody the any gamer slurs? Yeah, use gamer
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: words while you're in there, obviously, but that's why you
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: do it. It's the most fun part.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: You do it to get your gamer slurs off. Nothing
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: as sweet as the gamer slurs.
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: Look, dude, when you're on, when you're playing video games,
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: there's nothing off limits.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: They're like that dude Myers Leonard, I don't know. He's
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: a basketball player who said thing, oh yeah, yeah, I
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: know him K word for Jewish people. He said he
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: didn't know, he just didn't know.
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: He backs the Blue.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: I think if you back the Blue, there's some words
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: that you can't stop being slurs. I really think that
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: they're not slurs anymore. If you're back on the blue.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: It's kind of like, no, this is my culture. Yeah,
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: if my culture to use words like this, you actually
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: can't take it away from me. That's appropriation.
• 35:52
  Speaker 5: There's a there was like an episode of Workaholics where
• 35:55
  Speaker 5: they're playing video games against like a cop. You ever
• 35:57
  Speaker 5: seen that one? And the dude's just saying all all
• 36:00
  Speaker 5: the slurs.
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: Yah, it's so funny. See, yeah, dude, this is what
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: the fuck I'm talking about?
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what happened to the good old cops that were
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: like Donnie Wahlberg and like blue Bloods and ship like that.
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: They don't exist good cops, good cops. There's only bad ones.
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: Good cops don't exist. Especially that motherfucker was trying to
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: give you a card out in Long Island. No, I'm
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: pumped for that.
• 36:23
  Speaker 5: That's doing shit stealing.
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: What would be your first thing, murder? I don't think
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: you have.
• 36:29
  Speaker 5: I'm go murder someone and I'm gonna turn myself in
• 36:32
  Speaker 5: and be like, it's all good. Flash the bad soaked
• 36:36
  Speaker 5: in blood. I was a senator that you can it's
• 36:42
  Speaker 5: all good. I'm allowed to assassinate.
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: Why don't you get my buddy at call. He's a cop?
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: What what? What can you actually get away with with
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: those things? Just like speeding? Weed?
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: Speeding and weed? But weed's legal now.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: When I was in Vegas at the airport smoking on
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: the way out, another time, a cop came up to me.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: He's like, bro, you're smoking here, and he flashed a badge.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: He's like, you know that's not illegal here. I was like, dude,
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: I thought it was I thought it was legal in Vegas.
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: He was finished off your joint.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: He was like, maybe at home, And I thought that
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: he meant at home where I come from. But I
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: think he's saying that you are allowed to smoke at
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: home in Vegas.
• 37:17
  Speaker 5: Well yeah, I mean no offense, but you really can't
• 37:20
  Speaker 5: smoke weed outside of any airport legally.
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna keep going. I'm gonna keep on doing all.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: I'm going to keep on doing it.
• 37:27
  Speaker 5: Like you can't be sitting outside of an airport, like
• 37:29
  Speaker 5: slamming beers. Why not, because it's called public intoxication. Bro,
• 37:34
  Speaker 5: But you could do it in the airport, Yeah, at
• 37:36
  Speaker 5: a bar.
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: At a restaurant. All right, so we need a smoking bar. Yeah.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: I didn't realize you're Johnny.
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: Law all time for stoners today.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: Bro, Sasquatch at law Sasquatch, the attorney.
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: You do know your law pretty well. I know I do.
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: That's those laws. You should become a lawyer. I feel
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: like some people in here are just going to law
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: school on their free time. Yeah, because they are. It's posterous.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: I know that's going on. People are people are just
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: going to law school. I'm not telling anybody about it.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: It sounds awesome because you can just not come into
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: work here like you said earlier, You just don't have
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: to tell anybody. And then you get enough money to
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: pay for law school. So it's like going to law
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: school for free. You probably get a little extra money
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: you can pay your rent. What even do you do
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: with a law degree?
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: Though?
• 38:22
  Speaker 5: I don't know what you would do with a law
• 38:24
  Speaker 5: degree when you already have like a like if you're
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: like a, I don't know what do you become a lawyer?
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: You're just gonna quit barstool and become a lawyer.
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: I have no idea.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: And also what did most lawyers do? Are they just
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: giving advice? Like lawyers who aren't trial lawyers are? Do
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: they just give advice all day?
• 38:39
  Speaker 4: Or they got hired by like.
• 38:41
  Speaker 5: Reviewing documents and stuff?
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: How many times have you used a lawyer in your life?
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: I've paid for lawyers sometimes and I'm always afterwards like
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: why the fuck did I do that? And then how
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: many people do you know they've heard gone to law school?
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: A lot. One hundred times is money a lot? What
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: do they do? I don't know, Like, if it doesn't
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: work out for you, you can just become a lawyer.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: It's people who are like pretty smart and just wanted
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: to keep on going to school. They liked they like
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: were good enough at like reading books. I feel like
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: all lawyers have to do is like read Latin phrases
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: and make sense to them.
• 39:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't really know. Like I don't know.
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: I've hired lawyers to look at contracts. It didn't do
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: shit for me.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: I've hired lawyers to fucking like help me when I
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: like got an underage or whatever. It didn't do shit
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: for me. They didn't get me out of anything.
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: They didn't get me any more, Like fucking preferential lawyer.
• 39:31
  Speaker 5: When you got an underage charge? Was it a statutory
• 39:34
  Speaker 5: rape charge?
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: No, it was underage. I was trying to get out
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: of it. It's like thousands of dollars in fines. It's
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: like they're they're like giving me this or that.
• 39:45
  Speaker 5: Does that makes sense? Actually, that's not I had Actually
• 39:48
  Speaker 5: my roommate in college I had to get a lawyer
• 39:50
  Speaker 5: because he got pulled over going like one.
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: Hundred and twenty. What is he a fucking cereal rapist.
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: You're assuming someone's guilty as soon as they get a
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: little as soon as I get a lawyer.
• 40:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, see me, I'm more like, I'm more the kind
• 40:03
  Speaker 5: of guy who would like cooperate with the station. I'd
• 40:06
  Speaker 5: pay the fines. I'd pay double on purpose.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: You just said you're not gonna pay your fucking little
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: RinkyDink ticket fine.
• 40:12
  Speaker 4: I didn't say that. He said you're not gonna pay
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: your fine for like that ship's not getting paid. I
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: threw it away.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: You're gonna fucking pay that fine. You love authority. I
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: hate authority.
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: I know I hate authority too.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: You don't know how to express it.
• 40:27
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: I'm just lost. Bro.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: You need a communications degree. Bro, I know what degree
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: do you wish you had if you had finished college?
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: What would you have got a degree in? Like screenwriting?
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: J Marty a professional with that, so honestly a lot.
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: I didn't do that.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: You know more than those dumb ass fucks that you're professors.
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: Stupid ass professors.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: Those people are smart at all.
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: I don't know, Like, imagine getting a degree in fucking finance.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: Finance.
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: Ugh, I went as a finance. What you what were you?
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: What were you learning? Nothing? Dude, I don't remember anything.
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: Remember that kid at Penn State he was like, Yeah,
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: I got a degree in golf.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: It's crazy, but I mean that'd be sweeter than fucking
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: finance at least.
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: I mean, I think jobs like that, it's like a
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: good fallback plan. Like if you have a degree in
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: like computer science, you can get hired like so many
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: places to.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: Just do like a soul crushing work.
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but you get paid a lot depending on where
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: you were I guess, dude.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: I can't imagine like putting together like a.
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: Mutual fund or some shit like that, like, oh, this
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: is one of the stocks for caring in our mutual fund.
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: Some kid, I know, some kid I know didn't go
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: to college and he taught himself how to code the
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: summer after high school and then just got a job
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: getting paid like eighty k year straight out of high school.
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: That's pretty sweet, I know.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: But also just coding looks like it sucks. We have
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: a new floor in this office, and I walked around
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: and some of the people on their computers they have
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: like the prototypical like swordfish screen where it's like all
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: black and just the green writing on it and shit
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: like that, and they're just like writing in code it
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: all fucking day.
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that would be pretty miserable. It's like, what are
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: you doing? I think those guys get fucked up though,
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: but yeah, yeah, they get like shit faced on the
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: job they must, and just stay up coding all day.
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: A lot of coke career. You said, coke or code? Coke?
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: Coke and code. Yeah, it's the same thing, just one
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: letter difference. Yeah, it's like a word.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: What is wordle?
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't play it me neither here
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: you do. I don't don't lie. Do you you think
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: I would play without tweeting about it? Yes?
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: Check the timeline, brom that humble?
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: Is it just like you just do? You just guess
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: letter words? I don't know. Is there any skill behind it?
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: Or is it just luck? I don't know. You don't
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: play either. Let's get a mortal expert in here. I
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: was too late on it, so I just decided to
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: like hate people that do it. Yeah, it's really how
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: you have to go.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: You have to either get in early and gate keep it,
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: or get in late and just go everyone gay who
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: does it?
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah? I finished and fear and the thing of Las
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: Vegas last night. Let's go, bro.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're on pace to do twelve books this year?
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: Did I on pace to twenty four?
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: You're on pace for twenty four books to this month,
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: so you might be on pace for fucking forty eight.
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: We're halfway through.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: Oh no, we're in the back half.
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: We're in the back and back unless like a bang
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: went out in this week. But I don't think I could.
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: I could, Oh, I definitely could. I just don't have
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: half the time. I'm so busy these days. I know, Bro,
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: instantly busy. It's crazy clip this day.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: It's as fucked with how busy I am with work.
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: Dude. I just like don't even have the time to
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: read anymore, which is what I really loved, working so hard,
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: working on myself and my body.
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: Let's do an ad.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not going back to college to be your friend.
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• 44:21
  Speaker 1: But you know what you probably would regret though, not
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: coming down to Philly this weekend.
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: Bro.
• 44:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, last week was long. Remember it was like
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: Tuesday and we were like, it feels like it's Friday.
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I remember that. Last week was crazy.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: How did it? Why was it so long?
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: I don't know, dude.
• 44:37
  Speaker 5: The weeks are just I need like a three month vacation,
• 44:41
  Speaker 5: you know, like a summer, and I deserve it too.
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: Well.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: You just have been working, so fuck.
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: You do You honestly do need one.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: But I worry about your ability to reconcile the things
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: you say and the things you do. Why, because I
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: feel like you're always like I want to get away,
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: I want to go out of town, and then I
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: want to like go and do something different, and then
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: I'll be like, Okay, would you like to come to
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: Philly this weekend?
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: No? Would you like to come to Vegas with me? No,
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: would you like to come to Philly another weekend in
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: a row? No Vegas. They didn't show a way I
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: could go to it. They didn't check my I d dude,
• 45:19
  Speaker 4: I got automatically upgraded to first class on the way home.
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: I had no reason to go. It was incredible. But
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: he wasn't gonna pay for me to go to Vegas.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: I bet they would have for what reason to come
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: with me for the podcast? Oh my god, bro, I
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: bet they would have. And this year we asked for permission,
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: not forgiveness. No, no, no forgiveness, not permission.
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: Well, which one is it?
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: It's forgiveness, bro, We're not asking for permission this year.
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: They wouldn't have let me. Well, we're going to La
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: in like a week, two weeks, and you're the one
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: that's trying to like not even go, like you're trying
• 45:50
  Speaker 4: to bail. I'm trying to get back for a concert
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: because my buddy Mike is gonna Me and my buddy
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: Mike were supposed to go on a double date to
• 45:56
  Speaker 4: this concert. He's experiencing things. I'm trying to experience shit
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: in LA with me for once. Damn it. I'm gonna
• 46:03
  Speaker 4: go out there. I'm gonna go out there on the Sunday.
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna go out there early. We're all going out
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: on Sunday. You cosplay as a hustler. I am a hustler.
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: I'm a hustle. We're all going out on Sunday, not
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: just you, bro, I'm a fucking hustler.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: Bro back yourself before you wreck your I hustle hard.
• 46:20
  Speaker 5: I'm a hustler. You don't even know how hard I hustle.
• 46:25
  Speaker 5: You don't know what goes down behind behind the fucking cameras.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: Let's go to a crip heavy neighborhood then.
• 46:30
  Speaker 4: Oh dude, that's too scary for me. I was out
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: in Harlem the other day. Have you ever been to Harlem? Yeah?
• 46:36
  Speaker 4: When my dad's from there. When was the last time
• 46:39
  Speaker 4: you were there? I biked up there a couple of
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: weeks ago to see the projects that he grew up in. Yeah, boy,
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: you were ready for that answer? Lies Why I was
• 46:48
  Speaker 4: there another week? Huh? Especially my second home out there. Yeah.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: I love the food up diversity. I was gonna say food,
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: but they're gonna say the diversity.
• 46:58
  Speaker 4: Addiversity's fire, bro, I fuck with the diversity is so heavy.
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: It's actually so diverse that it's not diverse.
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: No, it's not diverse at all. Which diversity is your favorite?
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: Diversity of thought?
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: Beautiful? Very interesting. Yeah, it's a very interesting take. Let's
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: deep dive into that.
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: I love diverse. I love when people fucking argue about
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: politics in front of me and I get to play
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: right down the middle. I'll be like, you know, I
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: really find that most of our country is in that
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: ninety five. Like, oh, yes, very good point. I do
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: agree with you.
• 47:31
  Speaker 5: Need I need another book to read, bro tonight.
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: There's this one. It's called My Struggle. Really I was
• 47:38
  Speaker 4: going to read, uh, this German book I was going
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: to read. I think I might read another Hunter S.
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: Thompson book, another Fear and Loathing. Yeah, or actually yeah, drugs.
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: There's a motorcycle one is fire.
• 47:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that was what I was thinking about reading. That
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: was like listed as a second best right under Fear
• 47:56
  Speaker 5: and Loathing of Las Vegas.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: And then I would do the rum one, and then
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: I would do the campaign.
• 48:01
  Speaker 4: Trill and have you read all those? Of course? Brother,
• 48:05
  Speaker 4: fucking rip through those. You still have time to leave
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: the apartment. Sometimes I'll read them in Braille. Just to test.
• 48:13
  Speaker 5: Look, dude, I'm the kind of reader who, like, you
• 48:14
  Speaker 5: shouldn't have anything else going on when you're reading, because
• 48:16
  Speaker 5: that's how absorbed you are in the book, you'd get.
• 48:19
  Speaker 4: Danger to other people. Yes, I'm like the kind of
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: reader who has such bad ad d that I'll read
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: this page and have no idea what I just read,
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: and I'll have to go back. And you're not into
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: it enough. That's why you gotta read at night. Nothing
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: to distract you. Do you think that's what it is? Yeah?
• 48:33
  Speaker 5: What about sports though, Well, I don't fuck with sports
• 48:36
  Speaker 5: at all.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: That's why I need to move to the West Coast,
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: so like all the sports end at a certain time.
• 48:41
  Speaker 5: I don't think you can get reading. You need to
• 48:43
  Speaker 5: move to the West Coast strictly so you can start
• 48:45
  Speaker 5: reading more.
• 48:46
  Speaker 4: I think I can't read absorbing shit goes on till
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: like two in the morning.
• 48:52
  Speaker 5: I've been on this new ship where I like play
• 48:53
  Speaker 5: a podcast and I'm reading at the same time, and
• 48:56
  Speaker 5: I'm just absorbing everything, like so much information.
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: Podcast in one ear, yeah, music in another ear, and
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: you're reading simultaneously as you eat and are sucked off. Yeah.
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: Do you guys worry about that. I feel like I
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: need like three screens at a time at this point.
• 49:12
  Speaker 4: It's tough.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: Or I also like feel proud of myself when I
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: watched the TV one. Yeah, like I've actually just watched
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: TV without any distractions for an entire ten minutes. I
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: feel real good about myself, like watching a whole movie.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: Like That's honestly why I thought this movie was so
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: good because like it kept my attention the entire time,
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: and I was like wrapped up in it. Yeah, and
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: because I had a plane season that could turn into
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: a bed and lay down the entire way.
• 49:39
  Speaker 4: How long is the flight?
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: Four hours and like forty five minutes or something like that. Oh,
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: this first class shit is fucking crazy.
• 49:47
  Speaker 5: But I remember last time we flew together. You were
• 49:49
  Speaker 5: first class and I was in the back row of
• 49:51
  Speaker 5: the plane.
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: No, you had to stand up.
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: I thought they strapped me into the bathroom.
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: You would just be in the bathroom as someone else
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: came in. They're like, oh, I didn't know anything, Like no, no,
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: it's fine, just I'm just chilling in here.
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this is my seat.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: Actually, Yeah, they disrespect you. That's why you need that
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: sky priority. That's another reason. Honesty to just come with
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: me on trips to start racking up miles. Because it
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: makes something that's.
• 50:17
  Speaker 5: Inherently do I get the miles if it's not under
• 50:19
  Speaker 5: if I'm not the one paying for it?
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Really what? Yes? Is it just well? How does
• 50:27
  Speaker 4: it work? It just goes under your name?
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: No because you're no. No, you're leaving food on the
• 50:31
  Speaker 4: playper No because you buy the tickets yourself.
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: No, I don't.
• 50:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, use the card.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: No, when they book for me, it still works out
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: as me getting the miles.
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: How do I get that to happen?
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: You just have to have them, like you probably have,
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: like a mileage number. You just have to stay loyal
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: to one airline and just keep on flying that same airline.
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: Hmmm.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: Because it makes something that is inherently a shitty experience
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: and uncomfortable experience pleasurable.
• 50:55
  Speaker 4: I love flying. I don't know what you're talking about.
• 50:57
  Speaker 4: It's one of the future. Imagine doing it cumbent.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: Imagine if you're fully prone, laid down on your back.
• 51:03
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't fuck with that in the slightest bit, and
• 51:07
  Speaker 5: you're just fucking You're on.
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: What kind of machine? Where where you were in?
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: It was a seven seven seven. Uh, you have no idea,
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: but it was like two four to two, so whatever
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: that is.
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know. Actually might have been two five too. No,
• 51:22
  Speaker 4: there's no five, No there is. I think I'm not
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: sure you want me to check it out, brother, I
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: would love to know. I'd love to know, and I
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: want to build it, bro and then destroy it and
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: a little figuring in a view in it and crash it,
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: just down and just simulate my deck over and over.
• 51:40
  Speaker 4: Crazy would beat if our plane crashed going to La
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: the hole Yak gone forever? I know.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: I think about that every time I'm on a plane
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: with these fucking.
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: Cat Ron and six others. Yeah, did we talk about
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: that that if we've died in a plane crash with
• 51:53
  Speaker 4: Big Cat, it would be like it would be like
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: Big Cat dead on plane crash. No, same with Big
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: Cat and yeah you were talking about that on the
• 52:02
  Speaker 4: private jet Yeah, Big Cat, Dave and yeah, and the pilot.
• 52:08
  Speaker 5: There would be no no one would have any idea
• 52:10
  Speaker 5: what happened to you?
• 52:10
  Speaker 4: They later?
• 52:13
  Speaker 5: Ship run hasn't been in any content lately.
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: The fuck is he? Babe? I thought it was just
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: boon Dog.
• 52:19
  Speaker 5: He died in that. I thought it was only a
• 52:21
  Speaker 5: big hen.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: Date took a boondoggle to the other side.
• 52:24
  Speaker 5: It would be like barstool founder dead in plane crash
• 52:27
  Speaker 5: along with eight others.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they would just mislabel me as a stewardess.
• 52:31
  Speaker 5: Bro as soon as Dave dies in a plane crash.
• 52:33
  Speaker 5: I'm selling that pen stock.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: Hopefully we find out before everyone else goes to buy,
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: so we can no, no, so we can dump it.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: No no, so we could dump it before everyone before this.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: I mean, the stock crashing would be bigger than the
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: plane crashing. It would be way more calamitous. Big time
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: people would be jumping off building, dumping what you haven't
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: been dumping your pen now holding onto that ship.
• 52:57
  Speaker 4: Eva. I'm buying every I'm buying everyone I can.
• 53:01
  Speaker 5: As it gets lower, I buy more, I buy, I buy,
• 53:04
  Speaker 5: I buy. I'm actually in a tough spox. I got
• 53:06
  Speaker 5: in at one thirty. I put all of my safe
• 53:13
  Speaker 5: things into pend at one thirty, and now it's at
• 53:16
  Speaker 5: forty dollars.
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: But I just did. I'm still feeling good, still have
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: your safe mood. We're going back, guy, I know Dave's
• 53:28
  Speaker 4: got my back.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: You were like a boiler room fucking trader when Safe
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: Moon came out.
• 53:33
  Speaker 5: No, when Safe Moon came out, I was like, no,
• 53:35
  Speaker 5: that's I'm not doing that because I my Let's talk
• 53:37
  Speaker 5: about like why I didn't buy it, Yeah, sure, yeah,
• 53:40
  Speaker 5: because dude, it was too hard to buy.
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 53:42
  Speaker 5: I was like I couldn't even figure out how to
• 53:43
  Speaker 5: buy it. I'm like, there's no way anyone else is
• 53:45
  Speaker 5: gonna be go.
• 53:45
  Speaker 4: The entire office was either trying to buy it and
• 53:48
  Speaker 4: we couldn't, and somebody were just like what everyone else
• 53:53
  Speaker 4: we need like greer to like like wire us money
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: or some shit. Yeah, we were using like foreign VPNs.
• 53:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was highly illegal.
• 54:04
  Speaker 4: I was using fake money.
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: I mean that's all it is fake money to buy
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: fake money.
• 54:08
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: But it's the fucking future, all right, And you fucking
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: pussies just don't understand that shit.
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah. People do not like when you talk bad about NFTs.
• 54:17
  Speaker 5: No, they don't, which I get. I mean they're like,
• 54:19
  Speaker 5: you don't understand it, and I'm like, no, I don't
• 54:21
  Speaker 5: understand it.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: That's fine, I don't understand it.
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: But I also think people making fun of NFTs are
• 54:25
  Speaker 4: just as annoying. But really, I love you to an extent.
• 54:29
  Speaker 5: I just love when like this, like the screen shop
• 54:31
  Speaker 5: thing is my favorite because like they genuinely like get mad.
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: When people genuinely get mad, anything that you can do
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: to make something genuinely rile someone up over something, you know,
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: is like at least trivial. Yeah, like getting people mad
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: about their money is funny.
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, at all.
• 54:48
  Speaker 5: Times, dude, Jack Jack Max said that he wants to
• 54:50
  Speaker 5: get down to zero cash by the end of the year,
• 54:53
  Speaker 5: only bitcoin.
• 54:54
  Speaker 4: Huh. I wish him luck, dude.
• 54:58
  Speaker 5: I just can't imagine logging in one day and that
• 55:00
  Speaker 5: shit's just gone. Elon Musk just deleted the server gone forever.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: It's trickling back today, but it's just uh.
• 55:08
  Speaker 5: Oh you're in on bitcoin? No, yeah you are. How
• 55:12
  Speaker 5: much you gotten it?
• 55:13
  Speaker 4: One hundred bucks? Really one hundred bucks of bitcoin, just
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: as a little canary in the colonne. See when that
• 55:17
  Speaker 4: thing they pay me in bitcoin? Now they pay me
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: an NFTs of Dave.
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: And Tommy smokes NFTs.
• 55:24
  Speaker 5: Tommy smokes selfie NFTs. I think he hasn't he made
• 55:28
  Speaker 5: like ten thousand dollars off of that. No, I think
• 55:31
  Speaker 5: he has.
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: I don't know they said that.
• 55:35
  Speaker 4: Uh, I thought it was just like Buddha ben of
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: me too. I think it is, and.
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: He's given him ten thousand dollars. Yeah, but Buddha Ben
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: is rich with it now. Yeah, Buddha Ben fucking is
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: buying out like tables that fucking live.
• 55:47
  Speaker 4: You see.
• 55:47
  Speaker 5: They got that new uh like the new profile picture
• 55:50
  Speaker 5: for the NFTs.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't or I guess that's just to make
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: it more official.
• 55:54
  Speaker 4: It's like you can only use it if you have
• 55:56
  Speaker 4: a real NFT. I think that's yeah, I guess because
• 55:59
  Speaker 4: the Jack is a uh no, Jack's gone, but he's
• 56:03
  Speaker 4: a bitcoin guy though.
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: I know he's gone, but like his uh.
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: Well, he's not gone. Actually still works at Twitter.
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: I think, and doesn't he now he just is using
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: his the fact that he's not in charge anymore to
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: like flame people.
• 56:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I think so. He said the edword on Twitter
• 56:15
  Speaker 4: the other day.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: I know, and he just just out of context. Yeah,
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: and he was like what are you gonna just tweeted
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: like fire me then, bitch.
• 56:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, He's like, I'm not the c CEO anymore. Arrest me, bitch.
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: Freedom of fucking speech, bitch. Yeah, Jack, Jack's living, but
• 56:30
  Speaker 4: he's trying to. He's he's off the BTC bro. He's
• 56:33
  Speaker 4: a bitcoin boy.
• 56:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I never got into bitcoin. I feel like I'm
• 56:36
  Speaker 5: too far, too late. But then it keeps going up.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: Well all we all last week it was going down.
• 56:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, see, you're definitely in on it. You wouldn't know
• 56:43
  Speaker 5: this much about it.
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: I just see people tweeting about it ad nauseum. It's
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: just like my whole timeline as people being like it
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: fucking sucks to be poor, or like you pushy's are
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: fucking idiots. I'm rich as fuck. It's only one of
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: two things. Or people will criticize it, and then the
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: bitcoin people will be like, well where were you?
• 57:00
  Speaker 4: What we were doing fucking great.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: Or the exact opposite things happens. You see that Odell
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: Beckham got like paid in bitcoin or something like that,
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: but he got taxed on the fucking regular currency. So
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: he's wound up making like thirty thousand dollars total because
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: bitcoin plummeted or whatever. That volatility, you know, it's not
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: for some people. Some people don't have the appetite for volati.
• 57:20
  Speaker 4: I don't have the appetite for like the like the
• 57:22
  Speaker 4: amount of like stress that it causes. Yeah, I don't
• 57:26
  Speaker 4: want all my money to be liquid, bro, I want
• 57:28
  Speaker 4: it to be solid. Yeah, that's why we're getting into
• 57:31
  Speaker 4: real estate. Yeah, that's why we're buying ghost a China.
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: Way to get rich, bro, real estate, real estate.
• 57:37
  Speaker 5: Make money while you're asleep, exactly told you can make
• 57:40
  Speaker 5: money while you were asleep? Ever heard of passive income?
• 57:45
  Speaker 4: I need to learn if it, please teach me.
• 57:48
  Speaker 5: I wanted to do a sketch while ago where it
• 57:50
  Speaker 5: was like a going up to a homeless guy and
• 57:51
  Speaker 5: being like, have you ever heard a passive income.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: For the price of a cup of coffee?
• 57:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: Take that money that people are dumping into your I
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: think there's like a service or some shit. I used
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: to hear that that dude David Ramsey, you know David Ramsey,
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: he's like a financial advice guy. But I think that
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: there's like a service where you like take like your
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: extra change and they'll like invest it for.
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: You or some shit like that. But I think this dude,
• 58:15
  Speaker 4: David Ramsey was like take some shit as dumb as fuck.
• 58:17
  Speaker 4: Who's the dude? Yeah?
• 58:18
  Speaker 5: Is it Ashton Kutcher, Who's like, who's like the face
• 58:21
  Speaker 5: of like some day trading app acorn Acorn?
• 58:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Oh, I think that's what it is. It is
• 58:26
  Speaker 4: that's exactly what I'm talking about Acorn, so like it
• 58:29
  Speaker 4: rounds up your purchases like they do it like CVS
• 58:32
  Speaker 4: and stuff where they donate to charity, but it'll just
• 58:34
  Speaker 4: invest it and then you make of the year.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that that's all it is. It's like
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: a scheme for like. But I don't know if they
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: take anything from four poor people. They they're just data
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: mining poor people.
• 58:45
  Speaker 4: They take the things some poor people. Are they taking
• 58:47
  Speaker 4: money from the poor people or just everyone probably just
• 58:49
  Speaker 4: ends up breaking even with all the fees, but they
• 58:51
  Speaker 4: just get free loans. That's shaking your money in the meantime. Yeah, yeah,
• 58:56
  Speaker 4: I didn't think who Acorn does or the people do. Yeah,
• 58:59
  Speaker 4: Acorn is there's something not right with Kutcher m m.
• 59:03
  Speaker 4: Why would he be in on that? You know he's
• 59:05
  Speaker 4: got an ugly twin brother, don't we all, Buster Busterkucher?
• 59:13
  Speaker 4: Did he date me Lacunas? I think that might be married, Yeah,
• 59:17
  Speaker 4: I think the famously happy marriage. Yeah, that's so crazy,
• 59:22
  Speaker 4: you know I heard that.
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: I heard that, Uh Bill Bill Hayter and Anna Kendrick
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: have been dating.
• 59:26
  Speaker 4: On the lo Loo Loo for one year straight.
• 59:28
  Speaker 5: I've ever seen it there was so many tweets being
• 59:32
  Speaker 5: like being like, Okay, so now I'm finding out that
• 59:37
  Speaker 5: Bill Hater's not single anymore and he's.
• 59:40
  Speaker 4: Dating Anna Kendrick. It's like what, like imagine giving a fuck,
• 59:44
  Speaker 4: Like like what would you have done with that? Yeah,
• 59:46
  Speaker 4: it's like if he was single, like you were gonna
• 59:47
  Speaker 4: like that was You're gonna make a move on him. Yeah.
• 59:49
  Speaker 4: On Bill Hayter. He is the type of incredibly famous actor, right, yeah, great,
• 59:55
  Speaker 4: luck with it.
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: He's like a smart like probably like keeps to himself,
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: like pretty funny dude.
• 59:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but he's the type of dude who people would
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: just be like, oh my god, I never realized that
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: Bill Hater is actually daddy. Remember they did that with
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: Steve Correll. They're like, oh my god, Steve Correll is
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: actually daddy.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 4: Girls like you always think they're doing something when they're
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 4: attracted to a not conventionally like gorgeous person.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and then they like they don't realize that they're
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 5: like flaming the fuck out of the dude.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: Wait, Adam Sandler's ugly asses actually yeah.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: I also hate when girls refer to their shirt as
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: she like, oh, she's looking good, like she.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 4: Oh, she's a fun little number.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: It's fun. She's like just because I guess I'm like
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: a bitch ass curmudgeon, but it fucking gets under my
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: skin to no end.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 5: Did you keep up with the west elm Caleb shit
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 5: that she was fire?
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 4: That was awesome. That's crazy. It was like a crazy
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 4: forty eight hours on the internet.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: They also like chase this dude off offline for just
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: like participating in dating apps.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and then like they but like it seemed like
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 4: a reversed Like everyone was like, Oh, this guy's a
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 4: fucking monster. He needs to be he needs to get
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 4: the fucking electric chair.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 5: And then like twenty four hours went by and people
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 5: were like, wait, what are we doing here?
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because it wasn't doing anything wrong. It is truly preposterous.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 4: But like he was like sending dickpics randomly, right. I
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 4: think he sent an a unsolicited diculta.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 5: I think he was like, I want to get off
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 5: I want to have a more I think it was
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 5: like I want to have a more like formal conversation,
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 5: and then he just like sent a picture of his day.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: I just think that sometimes women think that they have
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: or just I think a lot of people with any
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: relationship that works out, the people tend to be like
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: that person was like a psycho, piece of shit, scumbag, problematic,
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: like asshole, and it's just like, no, probably just didn't
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: work out between the two of you, and like you
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: don't need to put such a fucking heavy weight on
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: like whether it did or didn't work out, Like it's
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: not an illustration of his or your character.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 4: It just didn't work.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 5: Also, it just seemed like he was just using the
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 5: dating And also the craziest part was in the video
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 5: the girl like the I don't know who was the
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 5: annoying as girl, that the one you the one where
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 5: he's like she's like what does she say?
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 4: She's like the audacity, Yeah, fucking mustache, the audacity. Oh dude,
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 4: that riled me up. Yeah, I'd probably put that in here.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah we should, but yeah, like do In the beginning
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 4: of the video, she's like, yeah, like it's hard for
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 4: me to date because I'm like six feet tall, and
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 4: like I found this guy he's like six' four and
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 4: he was like, whatever it's like add another one to the.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 5: Arsenal and then she got mad at him for like
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 5: seeing multiple. People, YEAH i had one to the.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: Arsenal it is so.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 4: People, ah it's it is. Infuriating though, NO i didn't actually.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 5: CARE i SPENT i didn't spend much time getting into,
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 5: that BUT i just thought the whole thing was. Interesting
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 5: how quick people change their.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: Minds it's enough to get you a little bit riled.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 4: Up, yeah it's just. Crazy it's just like a it's
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 4: crazy how quick people are so like how easy it
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 4: is people to jump on, like, oh this guy needs
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 4: to fucking go to, jail this, monster and then twenty
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 4: four hours later they're, like, yeah Westillm caleb's actually kind
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 4: of a fucking.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: Beast yeah it. Does it didn't like pick a. Side
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: it didn't even make. Sense why was such a big,
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: story you know WHAT i? Mean like there was probably
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: just like the pairing of words like sing well like
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: like people just like west M kala like what. LIKE
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: i would see it enough WHERE i was just like
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: what the fuck is?
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 4: This AND i wound up reading A New York post
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 4: article about, it like it's just something that.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 5: PEOPLE i thought it was like only A New york thing.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 5: Too that's WHY i wasn't really thinking about it at.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 5: All but then like apparently everyone knows about.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: IT i wonder what Which West elm he works at.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 5: Worked at woinfinly got fired from his.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: JOB i also think that it would comes fucking. INSANE
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: i think it comes down, to like women are obsessed
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: With West elm, Too like women will just want to
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: hear of. It you never heard of the clothing Store West.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 4: Elm OH i thought it was a furniture.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: Store, yeah oh, Yeah i'm, sorry furniture store or like
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: it's like a home decorse. Store, yeah you could buy
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: like a plant and like. Silverware but like women are
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: always trying to go In West. ELM i think there
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: was like a child trafficking. Thing it's like the Westl
• 1:03:48
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• 1:03:52
  Speaker 5: THINGS i saw something that they Were if it was
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 5: just an, ad the whole thing could have been set
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 5: up because West ELM's, mark, like, yeah gonna be pay
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 5: for that kind of.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: Marketing either him and West elm are going To oh,
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: YEAH i bet he'll.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 4: Be in The. Highway yeah he'll he'll be in the
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 4: hype house in a, week.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah or some like he'll just be like ador model
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: or some ship like.
• 1:04:11
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• 1:04:14
  Speaker 5: yeah fucking wind milling.
• 1:04:16
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• 1:04:19
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• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: The make A Wish. Foundation.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah and then and, dude THEN i saw a bunch
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 4: of people On twitter like when they when they point
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 4: his picture got out and they were, like, ladies this
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 4: is who you are simping, Over like he looks like
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 4: a thumb and it's like he and of course the
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 4: picture is just a normal ass looking. Dude.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah but then some people are like West Down caleb is.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 5: Daddy oh, Yeah oh he's a hot dude for. Sure
• 1:04:42
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• 1:04:45
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• 1:04:50
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• 1:04:54
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• 1:04:56
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• 1:04:59
  Speaker 5: YEAH i mean he's he was just. Corny, yeah he's a.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 5: Weirdo but it's also like.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 4: He it's like his. Game it's like.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: Game it's like How Brittany renner has game where she
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: tries to like get, guys like that's her game or.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: Whatever like he just has like this is his game
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: of how he fucking tries to play this, System like
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: he's playing within these rules and he's just like playing
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: at a higher volume than other.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 4: People, yeah it is funny how he looks, exactly like
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 4: he acts exactly how he.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: Looks, yeah and he looks how he's how the name Sounds,
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: yeah like you could have police gets drawn. Him, yeah
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: you could have called up your boy From Long island and.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 5: He looks, like yeah he. Does you could have very,
• 1:05:34
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• 1:05:35
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• 1:05:39
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• 1:05:42
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• 1:05:42
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• 1:05:47
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• 1:05:47
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• 1:05:50
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• 1:05:53
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• 1:05:58
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• 1:06:00
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• 1:06:01
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• 1:06:05
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• 1:06:12
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• 1:06:19
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• 1:06:20
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• 1:06:23
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• 1:06:25
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• 1:06:27
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• 1:06:31
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• 1:06:32
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• 1:06:36
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• 1:06:40
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• 1:06:43
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• 1:06:45
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• 1:06:47
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• 1:06:53
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• 1:06:54
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• 1:06:55
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• 1:07:00
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• 1:07:03
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• 1:07:04
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• 1:07:10
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• 1:07:12
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• 1:07:16
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• 1:07:18
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• 1:07:22
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• 1:07:24
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• 1:07:27
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• 1:07:32
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• 1:07:34
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• 1:07:51
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• 1:07:56
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• 1:07:59
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• 1:08:04
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• 1:08:05
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• 1:08:08
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• 1:08:11
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• 1:08:12
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• 1:08:16
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• 1:08:20
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• 1:08:21
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• 1:08:49
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• 1:08:51
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• 1:08:53
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• 1:08:55
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• 1:08:57
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• 1:08:57
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• 1:08:59
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• 1:09:03
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• 1:09:04
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• 1:09:04
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• 1:09:04
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• 1:09:07
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• 1:09:10
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• 1:09:12
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• 1:09:12
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• 1:09:15
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• 1:09:17
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• 1:09:21
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• 1:09:22
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• 1:09:24
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• 1:09:27
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• 1:09:30
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• 1:09:31
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• 1:09:32
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• 1:09:35
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• 1:09:38
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• 1:09:38
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• 1:09:42
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• 1:09:44
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• 1:09:46
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• 1:09:48
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• 1:09:48
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• 1:09:52
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• 1:09:53
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• 1:09:55
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• 1:09:57
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• 1:09:58
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• 1:09:58
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• 1:10:00
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• 1:10:00
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• 1:10:04
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• 1:10:07
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• 1:10:09
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• 1:10:10
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• 1:10:14
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• 1:10:16
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• 1:10:18
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• 1:10:19
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• 1:10:23
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• 1:10:27
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• 1:10:30
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• 1:10:33
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• 1:10:36
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• 1:10:37
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• 1:10:40
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• 1:10:43
  Speaker 4: SHIT i live for the, burp.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 6: The.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: Burp but UH I i even when we go out to,
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: EAT i make sure THAT i eat. LAST i make
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: sure that everybody, around all the dogs eat. FIRST i
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: make sure all the dogs are, fed And i'll sit
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: with my full plate And i'll make sure that nobody's,
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: hungry that everybody's gotten their, thing and THEN i eat.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 5: LAST i feel, that, Bro that's what a leader. Does
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 5: that is what a leader.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 4: Does our Boy jake was in the hospital last. Night
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 4: what mm.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: Hmm no one's gonna tell me he.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 4: Died. No he ate peanuts and his little immune system
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 4: couldn't handle that no.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: Way so he's trying to he's.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 4: Trying his cute little digestive system rejected, it no. Way,
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 4: YEAH i could tell something was, Off and NOW i could.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: Tell he was kind of, quiet begging me to ask
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: him if he had recently been to the.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 4: Hospital everything all, Right man's got that stupid look in his.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: Eyes, emotionally he has that over inflated face where you
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: just like had a bad reaction of. Peanuts and you're
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: swelling up a. LOT i saw it all over his.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: Face all, Right, bro he.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 4: Had to get, steroids WHICH i was. JEALOUS i was
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 4: jealous of, that and he got. Morphine. Right, No, no
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 4: he got steroids and like just. FLUIDS i, think, yeah not.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 4: MORPHINE i don't know WHY i thought it was. Morphine
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 4: so fucking, stupid such a fucking idiot's, No, bro you're.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: Not, bro don't say that about.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 4: Yourself beyond your years morphine is.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: No, no you're wise beyond your.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 4: YEARS i.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: Am morphine's also beyond your.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 5: Years Though i'm only twenty years, old but my mind is.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 4: Older he was born in the. Darkness, Bro i'm about
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 4: to be twenty. ONE i know it's going to be so.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 4: SICK i know in like three. Months shit is happening so.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 4: Fast this last, Year, bro never forget it or my.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 4: Best it really, was, bro was? It? THOUGH i think
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 4: this was one of my. Worst definitely it was your
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 4: first time ever experiencing. Success, Yeah i've been, Expecially i've
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 4: been experiencing success life in what, way every way you could,
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 4: imagine but not metric. Wise, no this was the podcast was.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 4: Awesome that's WHAT i.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: Mean this is the first time you've been able to
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: put a metric to your, success to measure yourself against
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: your peers who work so fucking.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 4: Hard the podcast amazes me weekly as we top every single.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 4: Week you're constantly growing hot in here Because i'm sweating
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 4: my ass. Off, no it's, Not. Bro you might have
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 4: the fucking. FUCK i think you might have long. Covid.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 4: BRO i got the fucking. Flu, bro shut it.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 5: Down oh, fuck you got the mill.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 4: Flu people so, hungry, People, clay get some steaks after?
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 4: This do you want?
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 3: To?
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: Yes is it time for my treat?
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 4: Again? Yeah, No i'll pay this.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: Time you at the live, show you were buying drinks for,
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: everybody and it made me. PROUD i was, like, Damn
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: sasquatch is fucking growing?
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 4: Up what live? Show WHEN i bought drinks for you
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 4: and your? Wife? Yeah, yeah well you're, like let me
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 4: get this, round let me get this. Tries bought the
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 4: entire round of drinks at the last.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: PLACE i.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 4: Know that's WHAT i.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: Mean you're like a Younger sasquatch when you were less,
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: mature and you had less, success less worldly, success and
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: you weren't making money with your little side ventures at
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: the comedy.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 4: Cellar whatever you're.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: Doing that Younger sasquatch wouldn't have been fucking throwing money.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 5: Around, no he wouldn't were the first like six MONTHS
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 5: i was, HERE i didn't pay for one.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 4: THING kb would buy every single thing for. Me WHY
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 4: i don't. Know you just refused let me? Pay?
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: Huh and now you make significant was grooming?
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 4: Me yeah he. Was, yeah he like got off on
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 4: it LIKE i. DIDN'T i owed him a favor like,
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 4: yeah which was. Sex of, course.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: There's no such thing as a free. Lunch have you
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: heard that? Phrase, yes and that's basically what he was
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: buying from. You, Yeah like it wasn't free for. You
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: it cost you. EVERYTHING i know. Everything it cost me
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: my life. Everything. Dude WHEN i was at this wig,
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: PARTY i got a fucking. Video i'll show it to.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 4: You are we done with Adds? Now we have another.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: One we have the wood ad fuck.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 4: Love.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 5: Wood yeah, right, BRO i gotta take my sweatshirt. Off
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 5: i'm Suddenly i'm.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 4: Overheating. Dude you look, Shit i'm sweating in my. Legs
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 4: you're wearing a sweatshirt under a. SWEATSHIRT i. Know it
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 4: just caught up with. Me that's on.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: You you are double sweatshirted.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 4: Up oh, SHIT i was shit faced drunk and they
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 4: were just like hand in me fucking dogs celery.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: Sticks.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 4: Bro REALLY i was crushing celery. STICKS i need, RAW
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 4: i need to give. You you were off your gist this.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 4: WEEKEND i was off my.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: Ass, brother let me find A.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 4: Is that why you were calling me at like four? Am?
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: BITCH i was not calling.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 4: You called me like seventy times for a coke. Dealer
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 4: oh roan at a low moment of ship. Face, Bro
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 4: look at all the celery that's. Coming, Bro why didn't
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 4: you you were at a. House why didn't you just
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 4: eat some real? Food we, oh?
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: Bro because we had an excess amount of.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 4: Celery.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: Bro look how much CELERY i put?
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 4: Hungry? Dude like that's making me hungry celery? Sticks?
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: Dude What look how much CELERY i keep on putting.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: DOWN i woke up the next morning AND i had
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: soft celery in my fucking.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 4: Pocket you were drinking some rolling.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: ROCKS i was drinking rolling.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 4: Rocks. Bro what do you know about rolling? Rock do
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 4: you ever have?
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 2: One?
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah out In?
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: Brooklyn but multiple people giving me?
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 4: Celery?
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 5: Bro, oh you're he's throwing up. Now Oh, BRO i.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: Went to go yac to Fucking Celery.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 4: BRO i fucking played. Though you Have Rolling rock In. Brooklyn,
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 4: YEAH i Think Rolling rock might be A pennsylvania. Team good,
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 4: beer great, brew great, brew very. FUN i think it's
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 4: a pale. Ale, yeah it was fun. Though, wait what
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 4: were you doing drinking?
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 5: It?
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 4: Bro you know you're gonna get us thrown off the
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 4: fucking network if you keep on talking about drinking. ALCOHOL
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 4: i know they're gonna be.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 5: One and it's like the law in the law In
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 5: New york is like you kind of just have to
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 5: be close to twenty.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: One just be around twenty. One, yeah it's just a.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 4: General only hang out people who are over. Thirty it's
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 4: the only way. Own is there something you want to tell?
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 4: Us what If owen was secretly old? Too, yeah that
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 4: shit would be. Embarrassing owen is never gonna get. Old
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 4: i'm getting hot flashes right, now bad because you haven't
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 4: eaten all. DAY i, know, like My i'm.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: Sweating why don't You why don't you just start? Eating
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: why don't you ever? Eat why don't you ever fucking
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: eat in your fucking?
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 4: Life my hands are filled with. OIL i told you
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 4: that's that. Story, no, oh, dude this is a funny.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 4: Story there was this kid in my judge of THAT
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 4: i was WHEN i was In europe in high.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 5: School there was this kid in my class who was
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 5: like a little off and he kept to.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 4: Himself was he neurodive? Yes neurodiverge? Yes and?
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 5: Uh and we went out to a restaurant and like
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 5: the meals that we had were to like always be
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 5: like pre plant, like we'd all eat the same, dish
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 5: and we got like just like chicken and mushrooms and some.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 4: Sauce it was not kidding what country In europe were you?
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 5: In this was In, Italy, ITALY i believe A marsalad.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 5: Dish perhaps perhaps it was A marsalid. Dish and and
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 5: no one WANTS i hate. Mushrooms mushrooms is like my
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 5: one of my two no, gos which are mushrooms and.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 5: Zucchini really, Yeah and and.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 4: SO i didn't eat any. Mushrooms i'd say the chicken around.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 4: It and then it. Started it seemed THAT i started a.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 5: Trend everyone else was just eating their chicken and not
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 5: eating their, mushrooms.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: Not because they liked the, chicken but because they wanted
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: to follow the example that you had.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 5: Exactly and then this one kid he wanted his mushrooms
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 5: and he was taking the mushrooms off everyone's. Plate me,
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 5: like are you guys gonna have? Those and we were like,
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 5: no so we would take them and put them on his,
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 5: plate which was, fine AND i look over and he's
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 5: eating them and it looks like he had he did
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 5: not want anything to do with eating these, mushrooms but
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 5: he just had like a mountain of mushrooms and he
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 5: was just shoveling them in his mouth and he was like,
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 5: Disgusted like it looked like his mom was like forcing
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 5: him to eat, them but like no one was making
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 5: him eat, them but.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: He just went out of his way to get them
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: On he just grossed out by and he.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 5: Was, disgusted just shoveling the mushrooms into his. Mouth and
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 5: then like an hour goes by and we're sitting on
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 5: the train and he's, LIKE i feel so.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 4: Sick and then and then like.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 5: We're sitting on the train for a while because it's
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 5: like a forty five minute train right, back and he's
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 5: standing there and he's like he's like my hands they're
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 5: filled with. Oil and then he got back to the
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 5: hotel and he was like throwing up projectile for like
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 5: forty hours.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 4: Straight oh my, god from the. MUSHROOMS i don't. Know
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 4: the oil was coming out his. Hands he was, like
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 4: my hands are filled with, oil.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: Cause like our what's a truffle is like a truffle
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: a mushroom or some shit like, that or like is
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: it truffle, oil like, uh truffle the dessert or truffle
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: the like truffle the flavor like A french, fries like
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: truffle flavor Of french, frier truffle, oil that type of.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 4: SHIT i like truffle, sauce like you, know the hot
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 4: sauce truffle Bro, Okay, okay she is, Good BUT i
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 4: like truffle. Fries but maybe there was, like oh, Dude
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 4: i'm so fucking, hungry keep.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: On riling yourself.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 4: Up, AH i need some truffle. Fries how much do
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 4: you weigh right? Now one?
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: THIRTY i could tell you look.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 4: Like the AM i looking limp biscuit right, now you
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 4: look like the.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: Pianists you look Like Adrian brody.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 4: And in the pants are like, shaky, DUDE i haven't
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 4: eaten anything. Today you look like the. Machinist my hands
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 4: are shafy And i'm. Sweating you look Like Jesus christ
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 4: after he was ripped off the. Cross, shit, well he
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 4: looked sexy there he was. Shredded, Bro NOW i WISH
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 4: i looked like. That why Wouldn't jesus get fat if
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 4: he could just turn food into more?
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 5: Food, DUDE i can't. START i can't keep talking about.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 5: Food i'm like shockingly, hungry really shockingly.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: Bro what's your favorite food at the end of the?
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 4: Mall?
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: Cinnabun, Anti?
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 4: Anne, YEAH i like the cinnamon, ones cinnabun those things are.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: Good auntie an pretzels or. Cinnabon, Oh Auntie.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 4: Anne they didn't have sinabun WHERE i was. From, really
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 4: have you ever had? Cinnabon? DUDE i went to the?
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 5: Mall, yeah, recently AND i was home. Devastating you've ever
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 5: been to like a small mall? Recently it's pretty? Empty,
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 5: hunh it's like Something it's like.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 4: Dystopian, yeah malls ARE i mean It's. Amazon, Yeah amazon fucked.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 4: Them it's just crushing any type of retail. Sales the
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 4: only stores that are like still going are Like walmart
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 4: And target.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: And, yeah and that's probably just because they're the overlords over,
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: there are fucking paying people like two dollars an hour
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: and just like forcing stores to stay.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 4: Open like, Yeah target was still like, packed but LIKE
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 4: i went over AND i went over to like where
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 4: the movie theater, was and Like spencer's and the Comp
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 4: what is the comic one Comic Newport, comics that's what it's.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 4: CALLED i don't.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: KNOW i don't know if we have That newport sounds
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: Low ees To New, england Maybe Rhode island or some support.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 4: COMICS i feel like that's what it's. CALLED i don't,
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 4: KNOW i might be. Wrong they've got like weird they've
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 4: fought these like weird ass like gang like like they
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 4: got like fucking, uh what are the? Games do?
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 5: You?
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 4: Like lock yourself in fucking? Rooms escape?
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 5: Rooms escape rooms got like escape rooms and like jungle,
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 5: gyms and like no one's in.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 4: Them it's super. Depressing, yeah that's.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: TOUGH i don't know what's gonna happen to Malls.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 5: And the only people you see there are like these
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 5: emo little kids all with like blue.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 4: Hair not even old people, now not even just old
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 4: people walking. AROUND i Think i'm having like a fucking, stroke, right, now,
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 4: dude you're that.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: HUNGRY i don't, Know like my face is now. Cold
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: i'd be hilarious if you had a stroke on the,
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: camera IF.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 4: I died on. Camera keep it, Going, yeah let's keep.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: It, rolling not even just the, show like in a bigger,
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: sense we're going to keep the show. Going, yeah like
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: we're not about to just stop the show if you.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: Die shit was.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 5: GREAT i shouldn't have smoked those fucking cigarettes the other.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 4: Night do you have some?
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 5: Ciggis it's coming back to bite? Me what Kind american?
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 5: SPIRITS i bought pack of cigarettes WHEN i walked home by,
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 5: myself AND i was just handing him out to the homeless.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 4: People, really, Yeah robert is one of their names that
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 4: burning Down seggy in. Bed oh, NO i was smoking.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 4: Kjeesh you had some KJES i? Did how was it?
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: Awful where'd you get it?
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 4: FROM i bought it? Myself where a drug? Dealer? Yeah,
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 4: yeah you want to know his?
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 5: Name kind of Poplo? Escobar no, Way, NO i bought.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 5: It you can just buy it at the store, Now oh, yes,
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 5: yeah it is C. Cvs and you, like, hey do
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 5: you guys have a? Weed and they're like, yeah and
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 5: they bring out a massive bag of.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: Weed it doesn't make any sense, that.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 4: DUDE i was trying to think of what to say
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 4: WHEN i went, in.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: Like a cool way to say that you want?
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 4: Weed?
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah AND i went. IN i was LIKE i was.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 5: GONNA i was about to, go, hey do you guys
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 5: have any? Pot And i'm so HAPPY i stopped myself
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 5: from saying.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 4: That what did you? Say? INSTEAD i, said do you
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 4: guys have any pre? Rolls excuse? Me do you happen
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 4: to have some? Marijuana? Hey you just got any? Pot
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 4: they would have shot me in the. Head you would
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 4: have felt. Uncool but it's also, like imagine the people
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 4: who are just buying pot from stores In New, York
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 4: like it's it's probably people who are asking the same
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 4: type of.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: Shit it's probably not people who are really cool about
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: how they.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 5: Ask, no any, dude any store In New york they
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 5: just sell weed like any. STORE i went To Home
• 1:23:12
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