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What Would Mary Ann Do? (Dawn Wells Guide to Life) · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 1: You're listening. Are you listening to Movie Meltdown? I'm Amanda Burse.
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  Speaker 2: I hope so.
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  Speaker 3: This episode is rated M for Misty. Yes, that's right,
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  Speaker 3: this is a Misty episode, so it will be laced
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  Speaker 3: with profanity even more than usual. If you're not comfortable
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  Speaker 3: with this level of profanity... perhaps this isn't the episode
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  Speaker 3: for you. But we have many other episodes to choose
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  Speaker 3: far less offensive. Okay, maybe. That having been said, on
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  Speaker 3: with the show.
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  Speaker 4: It's showtime, folks.
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  Speaker 1: Enjoy the show.
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  Speaker 5: Our nuclear reactor pumping out one million kilowatts of power.
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  Speaker 1: Five more cooling in the containment chambers.
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  Speaker 3: To your stations, we have a movie meltdown.
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  Speaker 4: Why, Marianne!
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  Speaker 6: What are you doing out here?
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  Speaker 7: Marianne!
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  Speaker 6: Don't just do something standard!
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  Speaker 8: What's up and welcome to Movie Meltdown. I'm Brian.
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  Speaker 1: I'm Misty.
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  Speaker 8: And we're coming to you live via digital recording from
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  Speaker 8: Fanboy Expo in Nashville. How's it going, Misty?
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  Speaker 1: It's a nice day outside.
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  Speaker 3: It is nice.
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  Speaker 8: Nice breeze. We're loitering about the festival grounds. It is
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  Speaker 8: a very different layout than we're used to in most
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  Speaker 8: of these. We hit a lot of conventions. I'm sure
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  Speaker 8: you guys are familiar with that. But yeah, this is
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  Speaker 8: a very different setup here. It's kind of cool. Again,
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  Speaker 8: I said earlier, I was really excited when the place
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  Speaker 8: where we got our tickets had flashing lights and it
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  Speaker 8: said tickets, and it looked like we were at a carnival.
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  Speaker 1: Which, by the way, there is a carnival right across
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  Speaker 1: the parking lot, but they want like $ 5, and I
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  Speaker 1: spent all my money on Donalds.
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  Speaker 8: That's true. You were buying comic books and whatnot.
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  Speaker 3: I did.
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  Speaker 1: I bought like 43 comic books today.
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  Speaker 3: You were out of control.
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  Speaker 1: I can't tell, but they were cool.
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  Speaker 8: They are awesome horror comics, and if you didn't buy them,
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  Speaker 8: I might have stolen most of them.
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  Speaker 5: Nope.
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  Speaker 1: All for me.
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  Speaker 8: Ah, damn it.
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  Speaker 1: I know, right?
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  Speaker 8: Other than that... Dawn Wells touched my hair. We've been
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  Speaker 8: hanging out with Dawn Wells.
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  Speaker 1: She was pretty into it.
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  Speaker 8: She kind of was.
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  Speaker 1: There was questions asked. There was touchy-feely. I was okay
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  Speaker 1: with it, really. If it had been anybody other than Marianne,
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  Speaker 1: I might have been like, whoa, whoa, whoa. But it's Marianne.
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  Speaker 1: You can't tell her no. She's just too damn cute.
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  Speaker 8: You can't, yeah. I mean, it's Marianne for God's sakes.
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  Speaker 1: I know, right? She's just so nice.
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  Speaker 8: She's shaped our lives. Many a childhood has been shaped
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  Speaker 8: and changed and certain people moved into a new area
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  Speaker 8: in their life as a result of Marianne. Probably Ginger too,
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  Speaker 8: but not in my case.
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  Speaker 1: Like they said during the Q & A, there are
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  Speaker 1: two types of people in the world. There are Marianne
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  Speaker 1: people and there are Ginger people. It's never really been
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  Speaker 1: a question to me. It's always been Marianne.
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  Speaker 8: I never even got it. I guess now as I've
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  Speaker 8: gotten older and I look at it more of the again,
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  Speaker 8: they're drawing from a very specific type of movie star.
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  Speaker 8: She was very glamorous.
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  Speaker 1: She was beautiful but she's no goddamn Marianne. I'll tell
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  Speaker 1: you that right now.
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  Speaker 8: They were going for a very movie star bombshell kind
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  Speaker 8: of thing so it i mean she did play that
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  Speaker 8: she did do it relatively well on screen but again
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  Speaker 8: i think i just even as a kid like it
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  Speaker 8: never it never clicked any other way it was always
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  Speaker 8: like wow marianne's.
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  Speaker 9: Pretty and she makes coconut cream pies and the pigtails
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  Speaker 9: and pigtails and she's just awesome i don't know that
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  Speaker 9: was always kind of my take on it but i'm
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  Speaker 9: sure there's somebody out there that that you know That's
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  Speaker 9: a weird ginger thing.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know who they are.
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  Speaker 8: I don't know if I've ever met anyone.
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  Speaker 1: I can tell you one thing right now, and it
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  Speaker 1: comes to who has aged better.
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  Speaker 8: Well, I can't argue with you.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 8: I've seen Deanna Louise in the past, and it was
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  Speaker 8: not all that recently. It's been years now that she
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  Speaker 8: was touring with her book. I'm using quotes. It's a
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  Speaker 8: children's book. There's not all the words.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, that's right up my alley then. Is it a
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  Speaker 1: pop-up book?
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  Speaker 10: No.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, never mind.
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  Speaker 8: No, there was artwork, but no pop-ups.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, never mind.
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  Speaker 8: As someone who doesn't read, I do prefer that it's
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  Speaker 8: a children's book because there's less words, and I process
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  Speaker 8: things like a child, but yeah, I don't know. She
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  Speaker 8: was just so weird and standoffish in her little Q
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  Speaker 8: & A thing, and it was specifically laid out beforehand.
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  Speaker 8: You could not ask anything about Gilligan's Island. You could
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  Speaker 8: not bring Gilligan's Island things for her to sign. Again,
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  Speaker 8: much like Marianne said earlier, her name's Dawn, I realize that,
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  Speaker 8: but in my mind, she's Marianne.
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  Speaker 1: We caught part of it right when we walked in.
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  Speaker 1: She was right smack dab in the middle of her
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  Speaker 1: Q & A, and we got to hear some interesting stories,
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  Speaker 1: which are not on this episode but she seems so
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  Speaker 1: nice and just friendly and fun you know and just
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  Speaker 1: she seemed to enjoy her time on Gilligan's Island as
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  Speaker 1: opposed to some people and.
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  Speaker 8: She yeah again she's like realizes it's part of my
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  Speaker 8: career and it's something that you know millions of people
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  Speaker 8: love it's like you know it is such a beloved
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  Speaker 8: show that like why would you deny them that like
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  Speaker 8: just kind of go along with it and you have
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  Speaker 8: fun too and like that seems like it's always been
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  Speaker 8: her take on it and Now that she's moved into
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  Speaker 8: specifically promoting it and promoting MeTV and all this stuff.
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  Speaker 8: She's got a cookbook. She's got her new book that
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  Speaker 8: she did.
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  Speaker 1: Is it just 50 billion ways on how to make
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  Speaker 1: coconut cream pies?
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  Speaker 8: I would hope so. No, I think one of them,
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  Speaker 8: I was looking earlier, one of them was actually contributed
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  Speaker 8: by Alan Hale Jr. She had a contribution from another
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  Speaker 8: cast that was his grandmother's recipe or something. It really
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  Speaker 8: was part of his life growing up.
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  Speaker 1: If anybody knew how to eat, it was Russell Johnson.
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  Speaker 8: I think he caught up. He was trying to catch
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  Speaker 8: up with Skipper.
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  Speaker 1: I think he surpassed.
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  Speaker 8: Well, he just had longer days.
• 6:17
  Speaker 1: Don't get me wrong. During the run of the show,
• 6:19
  Speaker 1: god damn, the professor was hot. He was on the
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  Speaker 1: Twilight Zone a couple episodes. He was gorgeous.
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  Speaker 8: I can't argue because as a kid, I guess now
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  Speaker 8: it's no surprise because I've grown up to want to
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  Speaker 8: be a mad scientist. But again, my two were the rest. Mine, too,
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  Speaker 8: where I thought Marianne was super cool and, like, the
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  Speaker 8: professor was just awesome. Like, I just wanted to hang
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  Speaker 8: out in his hut and play with the radio and
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  Speaker 8: take it apart and build things, build an atom bomb.
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  Speaker 1: He can't take apart his radio.
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  Speaker 8: He did every week. What are you talking about? That's
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  Speaker 8: how they built a car. But he did it. Banana tree.
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  Speaker 8: I don't know. He built something crazy out of it
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  Speaker 8: every week and then put it back together and it
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  Speaker 8: worked again at the end of the episode. And I'm
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  Speaker 8: not really sure how you get new diodes and whatnot
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  Speaker 8: on our island.
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  Speaker 1: They grow on trees. Probably.
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  Speaker 8: Probably.
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  Speaker 1: I was going to say pine trees, but there was
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  Speaker 1: no pine trees on the island.
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  Speaker 8: On this tropical island of pine trees. But yeah, I
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  Speaker 8: thought he was super cool growing up. And it's sad
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  Speaker 8: now when I look at him because it's so not
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  Speaker 8: my style, if I have any style whatsoever. But I specifically,
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  Speaker 8: when I was a little kid, it was time to like, okay,
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  Speaker 8: your shoes are worn out. Time to go buy new
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  Speaker 8: tennis shoes. I bought the professor's tennis shoes. Like at
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  Speaker 8: that end shot when they're all sitting on the beach.
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  Speaker 1: Did you think that those shoes would somehow bring you
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  Speaker 1: closer to Marianne?
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  Speaker 8: Maybe.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe.
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  Speaker 8: And it did. See, it took a lot of years,
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  Speaker 8: but my plan worked. It all came together, hanging out
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  Speaker 8: with Marianne. But yeah, that's my level of geekdom is
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  Speaker 8: I bought the professor's shoes because I thought he was
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  Speaker 8: super cool. I mean, a few years later, I did
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  Speaker 8: it with Marty McFly, too. That's where my footwear choices
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  Speaker 8: were back in the day.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't have those shoes available until like last year,
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  Speaker 1: didn't you?
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  Speaker 8: No, the original ones. Oh, the original shoes.
• 7:58
  Speaker 1: The original, like, 85, 90s. You don't have the lace-up
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  Speaker 1: ones yet?
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  Speaker 8: Those were pricey.
• 8:03
  Speaker 1: Not gonna lie, when I was probably 12, I bought
• 8:05
  Speaker 1: a pair of shoes just because of the slashes from
• 8:06
  Speaker 1: Guns N' Roses.
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  Speaker 8: That also does not surprise me.
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  Speaker 1: And they didn't actually fit me because they didn't actually
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  Speaker 1: make them in my size, so they were like three
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  Speaker 1: sizes too big. So I had like these jumbo size, like,
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  Speaker 1: Nikes that were like, just like slashes. I still have them.
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  Speaker 8: You should show them the slash. We need to hang on.
• 8:21
  Speaker 1: The Avengers just walked past. The Avengers and Daredevil and
• 8:24
  Speaker 1: some green chick just walked past.
• 8:26
  Speaker 8: She-Hulk, we'll say? We'll go with She-Hulk. Or maybe she's
• 8:31
  Speaker 8: Gamora from Guardians. There's too many green superheroes, obviously, because
• 8:37
  Speaker 8: we don't know who this is.
• 8:39
  Speaker 1: She's still just green. I can't figure that one out.
• 8:43
  Speaker 8: Is Daredevil's helmet the wrong color?
• 8:46
  Speaker 1: He was mostly in the dark. We don't know. Oh,
• 8:48
  Speaker 1: the cape. Oh my god, the cape in the wind
• 8:49
  Speaker 1: is majestic.
• 8:52
  Speaker 8: It's a Thor. You sure you don't want to get
• 8:53
  Speaker 8: a picture of him?
• 8:54
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure. If it was a Loki, maybe. If
• 8:57
  Speaker 1: he had a Loki with him. Ew. And we all
• 9:01
  Speaker 1: know I don't like Hawkeye, so he's kind of a
• 9:03
  Speaker 1: chunky Hawkeye.
• 9:04
  Speaker 8: Is that the accurate Hawkeye outfit? I'm trying to figure
• 9:06
  Speaker 8: out what Hawkeye he's going with, because I don't remember
• 9:08
  Speaker 8: it being like that in either of the movies. Or
• 9:10
  Speaker 8: the new movie. Or side movies, or side appearances.
• 9:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Daredevil's hat, his helmet doesn't match his outfit.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, the rest of him is kind of, it's still
• 9:19
  Speaker 8: a little brighter red, but whatever, I'll let that slide.
• 9:21
  Speaker 8: But the fact that the helmet's black?
• 9:23
  Speaker 1: It's a dark burgundy.
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  Speaker 8: It's pretty damn close to black.
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  Speaker 1: He ran around in the dark a lot, that's okay.
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  Speaker 1: He's there, but he can't see.
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  Speaker 8: He didn't know what color it was.
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  Speaker 1: They told him it was red. He couldn't feel the
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  Speaker 1: red of it.
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  Speaker 8: Damn it, Stick. Somehow Stick knew it was wrong. He
• 9:39
  Speaker 8: also couldn't see, but he knew it was wrong, and
• 9:40
  Speaker 8: he just waited until he left and laughed and laughed. Probably, yeah,
• 9:44
  Speaker 8: it's kind of what Stick does.
• 9:45
  Speaker 3: Uh-oh, Ant-Man.
• 9:48
  Speaker 8: That's a pretty decent Ant-Man.
• 9:51
  Speaker 1: He's walking all like he's looking somebody's eyes, too.
• 9:53
  Speaker 8: He thinks he's super cool.
• 9:54
  Speaker 1: I liked the dude as a Ghostbuster. That was pretty good.
• 9:57
  Speaker 8: The dude.
• 9:58
  Speaker 1: He actually looked like a really good dude.
• 10:02
  Speaker 8: The dude as a Ghostbuster is currently talking to Ant-Man.
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  Speaker 8: It's pretty exciting.
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  Speaker 1: Are they taking a picture of that at any point?
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  Speaker 8: Oh, they shook hands.
• 10:08
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 10:10
  Speaker 8: It's a momentous moment here at the old Fanboy Expo.
• 10:13
  Speaker 1: Not something you see every day.
• 10:14
  Speaker 8: Ghostbusting dude hanging out with Ant-Man. Regular size Ant-Man. Not
• 10:19
  Speaker 8: super tiny, not super big. Just sort of human-sized. Maybe
• 10:22
  Speaker 8: slightly shorter than Paul Rudd, but probably not much.
• 10:25
  Speaker 1: How did you see he canceled at the other convention, like,
• 10:27
  Speaker 1: a day and a half after he was announced?
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  Speaker 8: Because he has, like, a real career, you know. He's
• 10:29
  Speaker 8: got to go make Marvel movies and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: He literally canceled, like, the day after I found out
• 10:33
  Speaker 1: he was supposed to be there.
• 10:34
  Speaker 8: As soon as I saw it, I was like, wow,
• 10:35
  Speaker 8: Paul Rudd's coming. That's pretty impressive.
• 10:36
  Speaker 1: Oh, wait.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, no, wait.
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  Speaker 8: He's actually got movies to make.
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: Here comes Taylor, Taylor Mayne. Is that his name? Tyler. Tyler, sorry.
• 10:43
  Speaker 8: Tyler Mayne is hanging out over here.
• 10:44
  Speaker 1: He's really tall.
• 10:45
  Speaker 8: He is very tall. He was Sabre King. I guess
• 10:49
  Speaker 8: that makes you really tall.
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: He's found a bit of other things other than Sabretooth. He's... No,
• 10:54
  Speaker 1: he's just Sabretooth. He's one of the.
• 10:55
  Speaker 8: He's Michael Myers.
• 10:58
  Speaker 1: Anyways, back to fanboyexpo.com. Yeah, I was... I don't think
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: they play this one that often, so I didn't know
• 11:05
  Speaker 1: what to expect. I know that the one in Knoxville,
• 11:08
  Speaker 1: they usually have a more expanded... Authorian of the Court.
• 11:14
  Speaker 3: Roster?
• 11:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, roster. It seems like the one in... I guess
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: because Knoxville has been going on longer... So if you
• 11:20
  Speaker 1: live in the area, I would check it out because
• 11:21
  Speaker 1: they are very well run from what I can tell
• 11:23
  Speaker 1: from this one experience, which is obvious enough to judge
• 11:26
  Speaker 1: everything by. They seem very well organized, well put together.
• 11:31
  Speaker 1: No hassles, no pain in the ass bullshit. It wasn't,
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: which some of them have been.
• 11:37
  Speaker 8: There were signs on the doors. It had arrows. Believe me,
• 11:39
  Speaker 8: there's many a convention I've been to where I'm like,
• 11:41
  Speaker 8: where are we supposed to go? How hard is it
• 11:44
  Speaker 8: to just make sign on a door or an arrow
• 11:46
  Speaker 8: that says hey if you're looking for this thing it's
• 11:47
  Speaker 8: this way.
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: There are maps they warned you there was going to
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: be runners runners.
• 11:52
  Speaker 8: There was a a race of some sort some sort
• 11:55
  Speaker 8: of a marathon if you will marathon going on which
• 11:58
  Speaker 8: again has happened we we yell at lexington every time
• 12:01
  Speaker 8: we go there because they put four other events on.
• 12:03
  Speaker 1: While we're there at the exact same place at the.
• 12:05
  Speaker 8: Exact well they only have one place i mean come
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  Speaker 8: on That little downtown area.
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: They usually have, like, the running marathon or the biking marathon,
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  Speaker 1: and it's right through the middle of fucking downtown, and
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: it's a pain in the ass, and I'm sorry, Lexington,
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: I like you dearly, but calm that shit down. Spread
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: it out a little bit. Do something one day, do
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: something the next day, or at least stagger the times
• 12:22
  Speaker 1: or something so not everybody's trying to go in and
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: go out at the same time, you know? Just a
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: little bit courtesy for everybody else.
• 12:27
  Speaker 8: We don't have that here. They have a carnival going
• 12:29
  Speaker 8: on at the same time. It's way over there. It's
• 12:30
  Speaker 8: not interrupting this situation at all.
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: But the fact that they warned you on the website,
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: on their Facebook page, they were like, hey, whoa, guys.
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: there's something going on if you go the wrong road
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: you will and there was no profanities because everything in
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: my head involves profanities in my head it was like
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: you will get fucked.
• 12:51
  Speaker 8: That is a very specific warning.
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: But anyway so it's like we we paid attention to
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: the warnings we came in close to the right entrance
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: we were.
• 13:00
  Speaker 8: In the vicinity of the right entrance we were just
• 13:02
  Speaker 8: surprised because we were like look There's a Ferris wheel.
• 13:05
  Speaker 8: And we got all excited.
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: I don't do Ferris wheel carnivals. If they had a
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: freak show, you know I'd be over there right now.
• 13:10
  Speaker 8: Freak shows and corn dogs. You eat the corn off
• 13:12
  Speaker 8: my dog all the time.
• 13:13
  Speaker 1: That sounded way gross.
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  Speaker 8: I'm just saying. It's happened many a festival.
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: Anytime anybody gets a corn dog, I'm like, hey, can
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: I get a piece of that corn? I hate hot dogs.
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: Hot dogs are disgusting.
• 13:25
  Speaker 8: Love cornbread. I love corn.
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: Dude, if they could just dip the stick in the cornbread.
• 13:30
  Speaker 8: If you could just dip your hand in the breading.
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: No, they take the stick and dip it in the
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: corn batter like 40 times until it's like the size
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: and shape of a corn dog, but just corn bread.
• 13:42
  Speaker 8: Then it's just going to get hard in the middle, though.
• 13:45
  Speaker 8: What is it that you want instead of that? Maybe
• 13:47
  Speaker 8: like a banana dipped in corn bread?
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: I don't like bananas either.
• 13:50
  Speaker 8: They have more texture. What else can we put on
• 13:51
  Speaker 8: a stick for you that you can then deep fry
• 13:53
  Speaker 8: with the batter so you can experience the corn?
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: Piece of steak. I like meat.
• 13:59
  Speaker 8: God bless America.
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: I like meat, but not hot dog meat.
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  Speaker 8: Well, it's not really meat.
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: It's a very, very odd combination of things that.
• 14:08
  Speaker 8: Are probably not at all edible. It's not of this universe.
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't think of anything that would actually be okay.
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: I like corn. Edith Corn.
• 14:16
  Speaker 8: Corn dipped in corn with extra corn sprinkled on top.
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: I love fairies. If they weren't five bucks to walk
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: over there. I think all they have is rides, and
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: that's just... Whatever.
• 14:27
  Speaker 8: Shoddy rides that may or may not kill you.
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I love amusement parks. I love plug holiday world,
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: but amusement parks like fairs or any kind of shoddily
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: thrown together.
• 14:40
  Speaker 8: Up for a weekend kind of amusement.
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: Yes. I'm always like, oh my God. How has nobody
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: else died on this? Somebody's going to die this weekend
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: and it sure as shit ain't going.
• 14:48
  Speaker 11: To be me.
• 14:49
  Speaker 8: I mean, they probably have, but that's why they move
• 14:51
  Speaker 8: from town to town. So you can't track them down
• 14:53
  Speaker 8: or the news story goes far enough away that you
• 14:56
  Speaker 8: don't know and you get suckered right in to be
• 14:58
  Speaker 8: the next victim.
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: And I doubt that this one has the carny who
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: sounds like Tom Waits.
• 15:01
  Speaker 8: Probably not. I don't know if he tours extensively with different.
• 15:05
  Speaker 8: He probably has that one group that he goes with.
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: I don't know. We don't know who's over there. It
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: could be him.
• 15:09
  Speaker 8: You better go investigate.
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: It could be that one guy that found me and
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: Jay at the... At the fair last time, the one
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: time that I dragged Jay to the fair, which he
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: was absolutely miserable, let me tell you. We were sitting
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: there enjoying whatever fair food was going to internally kill
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: us later. So you guys like to party? By party,
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: I mean get high.
• 15:28
  Speaker 8: Alright, so he's smooth is what you're saying. Not just subtle,
• 15:34
  Speaker 8: but smooth.
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: Smooth as broken glass. The fact that he clarified. It
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: wasn't even like I put that in there. It was
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: just that pause. And by party, I mean get high.
• 15:46
  Speaker 8: Joey Tribbiani. The subtle smoothness of Joey Tribbiani.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: But all in all, I would highly recommend this. Two
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: thumbs up.
• 15:55
  Speaker 8: For Handboy Expo. We did come here specifically pretty much
• 15:59
  Speaker 8: for one purpose. I mean, really. I kind of saw
• 16:03
  Speaker 8: some other people.
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: I have been waiting all week. I'm like, if she cancels,
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: I'm not fucking going. If she cancels, I'm out. If
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: she pulls a fucking Mark Singer on me.
• 16:10
  Speaker 8: We're still... We're not over it, Mark. And you really
• 16:14
  Speaker 8: need to put this together with us. Like, just get
• 16:15
  Speaker 8: a hold of us. We both have Beastmaster one-sheets waiting
• 16:20
  Speaker 8: for you to sign.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: If I had a Beastmaster onesie, that would be the
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: most amazing thing in all the land.
• 16:25
  Speaker 8: Sadly, I can see you wearing it probably out to
• 16:28
  Speaker 8: a convention.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: Dude!
• 16:31
  Speaker 8: You'd be like, what?
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: It's comfortable.
• 16:35
  Speaker 8: You'd sit over in the corner reading comic books in
• 16:37
  Speaker 8: your Beastmaster onesie.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: That would be amazing. If anybody out there has some
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: strings to pull, my birthday is in October. Beastmaster onesie.
• 16:45
  Speaker 8: Get on it, people.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: Fucking A.
• 16:47
  Speaker 8: But, yes, we've had a few times that people have canceled,
• 16:51
  Speaker 8: and it's just broken our hearts.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: I did have to tell one girl. I had to
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: break some girl's heart in there.
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: Uh-oh.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: She was like, have you seen Taylor Scout Compton? And
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: I'm like, dude, she canceled. She's like, oh. The death
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: girl who was diagnosed with, not death, but death. She
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: was dressed as death.
• 17:06
  Speaker 8: Dressed as death.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 17:07
  Speaker 8: Clarify.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: The one who was waiting to get Taylor, Tyler, whatever the, Taylor.
• 17:11
  Speaker 8: Tyler Mayne.
• 17:13
  Speaker 10: Tyler Mayne.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: She was waiting to get his autograph. He was really
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: nice to her.
• 17:15
  Speaker 8: He was very nice. The few times that, again, I
• 17:18
  Speaker 8: followed him to a film screening once.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: But yeah, she was very, she seemed very disappointed. And
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: I'm just like, it was on their website in tiny print.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: But yeah, she was kind of sad. But I mean,
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: other than that, I mean, I don't think they had.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: I guess because they didn't have as big a lineup
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: as a lot of places do, that there weren't as
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: many cancellations. I think as far as I'm concerned, this
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: is very small compared to Horror Hound or.
• 17:43
  Speaker 8: Wizard World.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: Wizard World.
• 17:45
  Speaker 8: Any of the huge operations.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: That's not knocking it. It's still well-organized. It's still friendly.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: I can see it growing, so... I guess they didn't
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: have as many chances for as many to cancel. When
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: you get a whorehound and it's like a cancellation every week,
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: people are cursing at it. I'm like, it's not their fault.
• 18:03
  Speaker 8: This is all business. That's how this works.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: Paul Rudd.
• 18:08
  Speaker 8: He has Marvel movies to make, damn it.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 18:11
  Speaker 8: It's going to be in Ragnarok or something.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: Is Loki going to be in that one? Because I
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: might actually watch it. He is.
• 18:15
  Speaker 8: I checked it out.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: He's his last one. Is it? He's going to be
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: Loki in one more movie. And that's going to be it.
• 18:20
  Speaker 8: How is there not a Loki spinoff movie for all
• 18:23
  Speaker 8: you crazy fangirls?
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: Oh my god. It would be on constant rotation in
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: our house. Boyfriend probably wrote them a letter.
• 18:29
  Speaker 8: He would be like, oh, I hate that guy.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: Boyfriend has probably written them a letter. Like, if you
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: make this movie, I will hunt you all down.
• 18:34
  Speaker 8: He's like, I will stop making knives and pick up
• 18:37
  Speaker 8: some of my finished knives and come after you all.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: Hock-a-nay. But yeah, I like this. Like I said, it
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: was easy to get to. That's a big thing for me.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: It's easy to get to. There was lots of parking.
• 18:46
  Speaker 8: That is a plus, actually. I can't argue.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: There are some where it's just like, when you get
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: to the bigger ones, and it's like everybody and their
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: grandparents are there. Because their name is just their mother.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: It's their whole family. And it's just, there's parking. You
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: have to park like five miles away by some Palestinian
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: strip club.
• 19:03
  Speaker 8: Hey, that's where we parked last night. I know, exactly.
• 19:06
  Speaker 8: I was like, that was kind of how I described
• 19:08
  Speaker 8: it all day.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: I was not even sure what it was. I probably
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: just offended a whole bunch of people.
• 19:13
  Speaker 8: They're not strippers? I don't know how this works. Let's
• 19:15
  Speaker 8: just move on.
• 19:18
  Speaker 11: Oh, Mary, can I take you home tonight?
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: Oh, baby, can I take you home tonight?
• 19:31
  Speaker 11: If you let me be, I'll make everything all right.
• 19:42
  Speaker 11: .
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: I got a feeling.
• 19:41
  Speaker 11: Good evening.
• 19:55
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• 19:59
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• 20:03
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• 20:07
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  Speaker 7: right now. We're glad to have you with us tonight.
• 20:13
  Speaker 7: We hope you'll come to see us often. It's great
• 20:16
  Speaker 7: to get out to the movies.
• 20:22
  Speaker 12: While parked on a lonely country road on March 3, 1946,
• 20:26
  Speaker 12: Samuel Fuller, age 24, and Linda Mae Jenkins, 19, were
• 20:30
  Speaker 12: attacked by a man wearing a white hood over his head.
• 20:33
  Speaker 12: They were dragged from their car and beaten, but both survived.
• 20:37
  Speaker 12: Then on March 24, 1946, he struck again. This time,
• 20:41
  Speaker 12: his victims were found dead. Only 21 days later, April 14, 1946,
• 20:46
  Speaker 12: he killed Roy Allen, 17, and Peggy Loomis, only 15,
• 20:49
  Speaker 12: in a city park. Yet he was to strike again
• 20:53
  Speaker 12: and again. He was called the Phantom Killer. Now, 30
• 20:57
  Speaker 12: years later, most believe he still walks the streets of Texarkana, Arkansas.
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: Charles B.
• 21:02
  Speaker 12: Pierce brings to the giant screen one of the most
• 21:04
  Speaker 12: incredible true stories ever filmed. The Town That Dreaded Sundown.
• 21:09
  Speaker 12: Starring Academy Award winner Ben Johnson from American International Pictures.
• 21:13
  Speaker 12: The Town That Dreaded Sundown.
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  Speaker 7: Rated R.
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• 22:32
  Speaker 9: All of life's riddles are.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: Answered in the movies.
• 22:36
  Speaker 7: And now, on with the show.
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: Even little children love Miriam.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: Down by the seaside sits a son.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: Oh, Miriam, oh, Miriam, won't you marry me?
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: We can settle down.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: And have some brandy in our tea.
• 23:12
  Speaker 7: So, Dawn Wells.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: Adorable.
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: Adorable.
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: Delightful.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: And Those earrings were ridiculous, though. I think it hurt
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: me just looking at them. They were like door knockers.
• 23:47
  Speaker 8: I don't know. I think that every time girls are
• 23:49
  Speaker 8: wearing giant or just dangly earrings, I'm like, that seems
• 23:53
  Speaker 8: like trouble.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: I'm not knocking door knockers.
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: Oh, get out.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: I'm not knocking her in any way. I swear. They
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: hurt me to look at them.
• 24:03
  Speaker 8: Super girly girl that you are. You didn't want to
• 24:05
  Speaker 8: wear her earrings.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: I could have probably. She probably didn't let me. She
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: took them off.
• 24:08
  Speaker 8: She was like, oh, these are heavy. She probably would have.
• 24:13
  Speaker 8: We can go back and see if you want to.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: They're pretty awesome. They do kind of remind me of
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: the knockers from Labyrinth.
• 24:20
  Speaker 8: Do you think Muppets would have sprung up if we
• 24:22
  Speaker 8: would have been like.
• 24:23
  Speaker 10: Can we touch those earrings?
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: They might very well have.
• 24:25
  Speaker 8: Actually, we would have been escorted from these premises.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: They would.
• 24:29
  Speaker 8: But we weren't, and we talked to her.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: We haven't left the premises yet. The day is not done.
• 24:33
  Speaker 8: That's true. We could still be forcefully escorted off. We
• 24:35
  Speaker 8: will be taken out of the carnival by the time
• 24:37
  Speaker 8: we're done.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: Is Marianne specifically going to kick us out? Is she
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: going to grab us by our ears? Because I can
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: picture her grabbing us by our ears and dragging us out.
• 24:46
  Speaker 8: What did I tell you to? Stop it. Get out
• 24:48
  Speaker 8: of here.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: She was delightful.
• 24:53
  Speaker 8: She was.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: Like I said, that was the reason. Like I said,
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: I was watching the page all week. I'm like, I
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: hear one worry about it.
• 25:00
  Speaker 8: As we've said many a time, as many of these
• 25:03
  Speaker 8: things as I've gone to over the years, I've never
• 25:06
  Speaker 8: seen her. I think she's done appearances, but just not
• 25:09
  Speaker 8: this far in, I guess.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: I think she'll be at the Knoxville one if anybody
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: in that area can check it out. Encouraging her to
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: come back more frequently.
• 25:17
  Speaker 8: If you're listening going, damn, why didn't I get to
• 25:19
  Speaker 8: talk to Dawn Wells? Well, you know, you just need
• 25:21
  Speaker 8: to get on the ball and get yourself there at
• 25:23
  Speaker 8: the Knoxville location. And probably many other future upcoming shows
• 25:28
  Speaker 8: but we definitely know knoxville is next on the list
• 25:31
  Speaker 8: but since we talked to her i think we should
• 25:33
  Speaker 8: let you guys listen to our conversation yes if they
• 25:38
  Speaker 8: can keep the music down it's the pain of my
• 25:42
  Speaker 8: existence at this point is just fighting with you just
• 25:45
  Speaker 8: need to bring.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Your own personal sound.
• 25:47
  Speaker 8: Booth with you and just tone of silence okay that's
• 25:49
  Speaker 8: what i want i want Well, they didn't work so
• 25:51
  Speaker 8: well on the show, but to reference another show of
• 25:55
  Speaker 8: that era, I want a cone of silence for all
• 25:57
  Speaker 8: of my interviews. I have no idea what you're talking about.
• 25:59
  Speaker 8: You kids and your crazy records and bubblegum. Back in
• 26:03
  Speaker 8: the day, we had a show called Get Smart, and
• 26:06
  Speaker 8: when they had to tell secrets, they went in the
• 26:09
  Speaker 8: cone of silence, which was a giant dome that would
• 26:11
  Speaker 8: come down over their heads, and then they couldn't hear
• 26:14
  Speaker 8: each other.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: Sounds dumb.
• 26:16
  Speaker 8: Damn you. Don't talk smack about Get Smart. But now,
• 26:22
  Speaker 8: we're actually going to talk to someone who is not...
• 26:24
  Speaker 8: I don't think she was on Get Smart.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: I don't think she was ever on the Twilight Zone either.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: Which I was surprised. Everybody was on the Twilight Zone.
• 26:30
  Speaker 8: You would think. At some point, she would have crossed over. But, yes.
• 26:34
  Speaker 8: Let's go talk to Dawn Wells.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: It's fun girls fate would have her shipwrecked.
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: On an island gladly.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: Lending domestic skills making fields and surf and land with
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: a smile she's that wholesome best friend the all-american.
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: Girl the millionaires and the best sweetheart the.
• 27:13
  Speaker 11: Girl with.
• 27:34
  Speaker 8: So uh you were born in reno were you.
• 27:37
  Speaker 10: Fourth generation reno nevada my great-great-grandfather drove stagecoach during the
• 27:42
  Speaker 10: gold rush that goes back a ways i'm a western
• 27:45
  Speaker 10: girl well.
• 27:47
  Speaker 8: And then i i usually try to get a handle
• 27:49
  Speaker 8: for people like early on when you were young were
• 27:51
  Speaker 8: you really into like the arts or did.
• 27:54
  Speaker 10: It come later Well, I originally wanted to be a ballerina.
• 27:57
  Speaker 10: I love dance. I'd rather be a ballerina than anything.
• 28:00
  Speaker 10: I was doing a rangete and my knee dislocated and
• 28:03
  Speaker 10: I landed on my face.
• 28:05
  Speaker 8: That's not good.
• 28:06
  Speaker 10: I've never played a sport. I've never been able to
• 28:08
  Speaker 10: because my knee's dislocated. Now I probably could have knee replacements.
• 28:11
  Speaker 10: You know, you didn't have that then. But I was
• 28:13
  Speaker 10: a debater. I was public speaking. And I really wasn't
• 28:17
  Speaker 10: interested in theater at all. And as I've written a
• 28:19
  Speaker 10: book and as I was putting, you know, who I
• 28:22
  Speaker 10: am and what together, I thought, Why do I analyze
• 28:25
  Speaker 10: the way I analyze life? And I really think, now
• 28:28
  Speaker 10: I don't have children, but I really think those formative
• 28:30
  Speaker 10: years in your life, you start forming what you are.
• 28:33
  Speaker 10: And I always take both sides of something. If you'll
• 28:35
  Speaker 10: say something, I'll take the opposite opinion. And just to
• 28:38
  Speaker 10: clarify where we are, not necessarily passionately, but I think
• 28:41
  Speaker 10: that's because I was a debater. So when I went
• 28:44
  Speaker 10: away to college, I couldn't take PE other than canoeing
• 28:47
  Speaker 10: and swimming and golf. I couldn't do much. So I
• 28:50
  Speaker 10: took a theater course. And I went to Stevens, which
• 28:53
  Speaker 10: is all women. And my professor said, you're really good.
• 28:56
  Speaker 10: You ought to major in this. It was a two-year
• 28:58
  Speaker 10: school at the time. I went, are you kidding me?
• 29:00
  Speaker 10: An out-of-work actor?
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: No.
• 29:02
  Speaker 10: But I went to the University of Washington because it
• 29:03
  Speaker 10: had a great med school and a great theater department.
• 29:06
  Speaker 10: So I double majored. And when I graduated, I gave
• 29:09
  Speaker 10: myself about, I said, two years. Couldn't go to New
• 29:13
  Speaker 10: York because I don't sing. So I went to L.A.,
• 29:14
  Speaker 10: didn't want to be a movie star. I wanted to work. Instead,
• 29:16
  Speaker 10: I'll give myself two years. And if I don't work,
• 29:18
  Speaker 10: I'll go back to med school. And I went to
• 29:20
  Speaker 10: work right away. So I was well-trained and I was
• 29:22
  Speaker 10: a perfect type.
• 29:24
  Speaker 8: And then you ended up in the beauty pageants. Was
• 29:27
  Speaker 8: that something that started early on for you?
• 29:29
  Speaker 10: Well, I was in college at Washington, and the Soroptimus
• 29:33
  Speaker 10: Club in Reno said they wanted me to run for
• 29:35
  Speaker 10: Miss Nevada.
• 29:36
  Speaker 8: I went, what?
• 29:37
  Speaker 10: I'm short? What do you mean? Well, just do it.
• 29:39
  Speaker 10: And I thought, whatever. a scholarship to college. Miss America
• 29:41
  Speaker 10: is a scholarship. And I thought, okay, I'm majoring in drama.
• 29:44
  Speaker 10: Can I get up in front of a bunch of
• 29:45
  Speaker 10: people and do a scene from, I don't know what
• 29:47
  Speaker 10: the play was. And so I entered, having no idea
• 29:51
  Speaker 10: that I'd win. And then going to the Miss America
• 29:53
  Speaker 10: pageant was quite an experience. It was compared to the
• 29:57
  Speaker 10: pageants today. I mean, everything had to be real. Couldn't
• 29:59
  Speaker 10: dye hair, no implants, not allowed to talk to a man.
• 30:03
  Speaker 10: We couldn't say thank you to the elevator operator. It
• 30:05
  Speaker 10: was so strict. And now you see them all there
• 30:08
  Speaker 10: in bikinis and all that stuff. But I got a scholarship.
• 30:10
  Speaker 10: I mean, I didn't win it, of course, but I
• 30:12
  Speaker 10: got a scholarship. It was good training.
• 30:14
  Speaker 8: Well, and you're still kind of active. Aren't you judging
• 30:17
  Speaker 8: on certain ones over the years now?
• 30:19
  Speaker 10: Judging pageants? Yeah, I have.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: I have.
• 30:24
  Speaker 8: Again, with all the changes, it still seems like a
• 30:26
  Speaker 8: good entryway for girls and women to get into, I guess,
• 30:31
  Speaker 8: getting the scholarship?
• 30:33
  Speaker 10: I don't even know if the Miss America pageant is
• 30:35
  Speaker 10: the same anymore. The beauty contests have gotten all out
• 30:37
  Speaker 10: of hand. It is beauty, yes, that is true, and
• 30:40
  Speaker 10: there are some gorgeous people. Is there much talent? I
• 30:43
  Speaker 10: don't know. I can't criticize. I'm not into it anymore.
• 30:47
  Speaker 8: I mean, again, with the scholarships, it's nice when they
• 30:50
  Speaker 8: sort of put more emphasis on the education part of
• 30:54
  Speaker 8: it and ask smart questions, which it would be nice
• 30:56
  Speaker 8: if it gets more to that. It feels like it's
• 30:59
  Speaker 8: kind of lost its way over the years.
• 31:00
  Speaker 10: I think because it's kind of international. And when you
• 31:03
  Speaker 10: get the international, each country has a different perspective. If
• 31:06
  Speaker 10: you just talk to America about, wouldn't you like to
• 31:08
  Speaker 10: see what's going on right now for the Miss America budget?
• 31:10
  Speaker 10: How do you think of the election?
• 31:12
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 31:13
  Speaker 10: It's a different thing now.
• 31:14
  Speaker 8: Let's not talk about that.
• 31:15
  Speaker 10: No, no, let's not. What elections?
• 31:17
  Speaker 8: My question. Well, then I guess as you get into,
• 31:20
  Speaker 8: you start getting into acting, is it, because talking to
• 31:24
  Speaker 8: people over the years, it is interesting how people sort
• 31:26
  Speaker 8: of gravitate toward, I guess, what they want to do
• 31:30
  Speaker 8: or sometimes what the work will provide. I mean, versus film, TV, theater.
• 31:36
  Speaker 8: Is it one of those, as you went into it,
• 31:37
  Speaker 8: was it just sort of what presented itself or did
• 31:39
  Speaker 8: you have a specific direction of where you wanted to go?
• 31:42
  Speaker 10: Well, first of all, you try to find an agent,
• 31:45
  Speaker 10: and how does that happen? And you sort of learn
• 31:46
  Speaker 10: what the ropes are. I auditioned for a play, because
• 31:50
  Speaker 10: that was my training, with Mercedes McCambridge, who's an incredible actress,
• 31:53
  Speaker 10: and Leon Ames, and I got the lead, the young lead.
• 31:56
  Speaker 10: So then agents came to see me. So I was acting,
• 31:59
  Speaker 10: not just getting my picture taken. And I had a
• 32:02
  Speaker 10: very small little agent, and he sent me to Warner
• 32:05
  Speaker 10: Brothers with an interview with Jack Warner. And Jack Warner
• 32:09
  Speaker 10: called him the next day, and he said, I just
• 32:12
  Speaker 10: want to say, This is the first time I've ever
• 32:14
  Speaker 10: had an intelligent conversation with an actress. And I've always...
• 32:18
  Speaker 10: Because I wasn't having to be in the movies at all.
• 32:20
  Speaker 10: We got talking about, not politics particularly, but my training
• 32:23
  Speaker 10: or something. And they put me under option for contract,
• 32:26
  Speaker 10: meaning they had contract players then. But I was under
• 32:28
  Speaker 10: option for about six months. They didn't pick up the option,
• 32:31
  Speaker 10: but I did every show. And in that day and age,
• 32:33
  Speaker 10: you never knew what you were like on camera until
• 32:35
  Speaker 10: six weeks it came on air. So I had a
• 32:38
  Speaker 10: really good training where that was concerned.
• 32:40
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that is impressive that you... And goes to show
• 32:43
  Speaker 8: up-and-coming actors, you know, it's better to not just be pretty,
• 32:46
  Speaker 8: but have a little something on the ball. You can
• 32:48
  Speaker 8: actually have a conversation with the producer.
• 32:50
  Speaker 10: Well, and I ran a film actress boot camp, as
• 32:53
  Speaker 10: I said. It's called show business. Read your contracts. What
• 32:57
  Speaker 10: does it take? Yes, okay, we've all got talent, but
• 32:59
  Speaker 10: what makes you successful? What makes you stick to it?
• 33:02
  Speaker 10: What makes you... I know a lot of artists are
• 33:04
  Speaker 10: kind of crazy. You can't be very crazy in film.
• 33:06
  Speaker 10: It's very tiring. It's very specific. I mean, I remember
• 33:10
  Speaker 10: my first thing I did was a 77 Sunset Strip.
• 33:13
  Speaker 10: And Louis Quinn was the race tout or whatever you
• 33:16
  Speaker 10: call him. And it was a scene in a coffee shop.
• 33:19
  Speaker 10: And he said to me, there were six of us
• 33:20
  Speaker 10: at a table or something. And as an actor on stage,
• 33:23
  Speaker 10: you kind of feel it, you know. And I pick
• 33:26
  Speaker 10: up my coffee cup and drink it. And he said
• 33:27
  Speaker 10: to me, now, when they come in for a close-up,
• 33:29
  Speaker 10: you've got to pick up the coffee cup at the
• 33:31
  Speaker 10: exact same moment and swallow it. And I said, why?
• 33:33
  Speaker 10: He said, because they've got to edit it. I didn't
• 33:35
  Speaker 10: know that. He said, if you did that two or
• 33:37
  Speaker 10: three times wrong, you cost a lot of money. So
• 33:39
  Speaker 10: it's technique in addition to talent. I mean, I look at, like,
• 33:42
  Speaker 10: Leonard DiCaprio with all that ice and all that stuff
• 33:46
  Speaker 10: or Sandra Bullock and that. You know, that's also physical.
• 33:49
  Speaker 10: It isn't just the talent. It's a lot to it,
• 33:51
  Speaker 10: a lot more than you think.
• 33:52
  Speaker 8: On the whole thing, like you said, the business end
• 33:54
  Speaker 8: of it, it's also learning your medium. And, like, again,
• 33:57
  Speaker 8: if you're a stage actor, you don't understand that. what's
• 34:00
  Speaker 8: expected of you as you get into television or film.
• 34:03
  Speaker 8: Each one kind of has its own specific little thing.
• 34:05
  Speaker 8: So it is what you have to learn.
• 34:07
  Speaker 10: Well, it's sort of the rules, but the essence of
• 34:09
  Speaker 10: the talent and how you approach the character is the same.
• 34:12
  Speaker 10: It's just that you're driving a truck or a Studebaker.
• 34:14
  Speaker 10: You know, you don't know.
• 34:15
  Speaker 8: Well, occasionally you're given those amazing characters. I guess, how
• 34:19
  Speaker 8: did you first get introduced to Marianne?
• 34:22
  Speaker 10: That was kind of a natural almost. I was an
• 34:24
  Speaker 10: ingenue and doing all the shows, whatever they were. And
• 34:28
  Speaker 10: every girl in the world, when they replaced the three
• 34:30
  Speaker 10: original characters that were all schoolteachers and rewrote, every ingenue
• 34:34
  Speaker 10: in the world was auditioning. So I just went in,
• 34:37
  Speaker 10: you know, with probably 200 girls, and they keep eliminating
• 34:40
  Speaker 10: and eliminating. They want a chemistry between the people. The
• 34:44
  Speaker 10: professor and I were cast in Los Angeles, and Ginger
• 34:46
  Speaker 10: was cast in New York City.
• 34:48
  Speaker 8: And then, I guess... How quickly did you take to her?
• 34:52
  Speaker 8: Did you feel like you brought a lot of you
• 34:54
  Speaker 8: to that role, or was she already written as something
• 34:57
  Speaker 8: you could kind of latch on to?
• 34:59
  Speaker 10: Well, I don't think there was any exceptional writing with
• 35:02
  Speaker 10: any of it. I mean, there wasn't a great deal
• 35:05
  Speaker 10: of wit. There wasn't a great deal of... Now, you know,
• 35:07
  Speaker 10: a lot of the stuff is really funny. I mean,
• 35:09
  Speaker 10: two and a half minutes, one joke after the other,
• 35:11
  Speaker 10: and if the audience doesn't laugh, the writers are down there,
• 35:15
  Speaker 10: and they try it again with the audience, and they
• 35:17
  Speaker 10: try it again. That's on your feet. With what we
• 35:20
  Speaker 10: were doing, it was all scripted. The essence of who
• 35:23
  Speaker 10: you are, you know that character. I mean, it isn't
• 35:25
  Speaker 10: anything really dramatic. There's no real breakdowns. It's comedy. And
• 35:29
  Speaker 10: you can't... Some people can't be funny. You can't have
• 35:33
  Speaker 10: that timing or you don't.
• 35:34
  Speaker 8: And it was one of those, like, going back and
• 35:36
  Speaker 8: re-watching it now, some of the stuff is written so
• 35:38
  Speaker 8: smartly that, like, I don't think people remember. Like, you
• 35:41
  Speaker 8: remember the funny gags and the physical bits, but, like,
• 35:44
  Speaker 8: there's some jokes that they snuck in there that I'm like, that's...
• 35:47
  Speaker 8: kind of racy for its time and like they're just
• 35:50
  Speaker 8: moments when I'm just like that's you can tell like
• 35:52
  Speaker 8: there's smart writing going on that they're kind of like
• 35:55
  Speaker 8: sneaking in under underneath the crazy stuff going on every week.
• 35:58
  Speaker 10: Well I don't think we were I don't think we
• 35:59
  Speaker 10: were edgy very edgy but imagine if you're a comedy
• 36:03
  Speaker 10: writer there's a real cute story about Sherwood Schwartz he
• 36:07
  Speaker 10: was he came to summer vacation or right after he
• 36:09
  Speaker 10: graduated from college and his brother was doing something there
• 36:12
  Speaker 10: and he said you want to be one of the
• 36:14
  Speaker 10: writers for Bob Hope 17 of them or something and
• 36:16
  Speaker 10: he said my and My chore the entire summer was
• 36:19
  Speaker 10: to bring in a pineapple milkshake to Bob Hope. He said,
• 36:22
  Speaker 10: I probably made one or two comments. And he said,
• 36:24
  Speaker 10: then he went to war, went back to the service
• 36:26
  Speaker 10: or something. And he said, it was two years later,
• 36:28
  Speaker 10: and I came back in, and I thought, I'm just
• 36:29
  Speaker 10: going to go into Mr. Hope with a pineapple milkshake.
• 36:32
  Speaker 10: And he said, I came up. Hope was sitting in
• 36:34
  Speaker 10: a chair. He said, I came up behind him, put
• 36:37
  Speaker 10: the pineapple milkshake, and he said, Hope didn't even turn around.
• 36:39
  Speaker 10: He said, what took you so long? Now, that's instant humor.
• 36:43
  Speaker 10: You've got to mind the thing. What took you long?
• 36:45
  Speaker 10: Two years later, here.
• 36:46
  Speaker 8: Comes the minute.
• 36:46
  Speaker 10: What took you so long?
• 36:48
  Speaker 8: I was Sherwood to work with. I mean, he's definitely
• 36:51
  Speaker 8: made his name in the industry. Like, what was he
• 36:53
  Speaker 8: like to work with early on? Oh, he was good.
• 36:56
  Speaker 10: He was good. He'd done a lot of I Married
• 36:58
  Speaker 10: Jones and stuff. It's a business, and he was a business.
• 37:01
  Speaker 10: I guess maybe if you're not in the room with
• 37:03
  Speaker 10: the writers. So he was more in charge of it
• 37:06
  Speaker 10: than creating it. He created it. Yes, I don't mean that.
• 37:09
  Speaker 10: But I don't know that he did much of the writing.
• 37:11
  Speaker 10: If you look at the storyboards, I don't know. I
• 37:14
  Speaker 10: don't know how many of the writers. But he was
• 37:15
  Speaker 10: very good to work with.
• 37:19
  Speaker 8: As far as the rest of that cast, as you're saying,
• 37:23
  Speaker 8: an up-and-coming actress, there's some pretty impressive criteria as you're
• 37:26
  Speaker 8: coming in with the older cast members. How intimidating is
• 37:30
  Speaker 8: it working with? Alan Hale Jr. I still think has
• 37:32
  Speaker 8: some of the best comedic timing and it just is
• 37:35
  Speaker 8: amazing to watch work.
• 37:37
  Speaker 10: What's kind of fun is Alan was a wonderful, wonderful man,
• 37:40
  Speaker 10: same size as my dad. But imagine growing up in
• 37:43
  Speaker 10: a household as a young boy with Errol Flynn and
• 37:46
  Speaker 10: all those heroes are now in your house, you know?
• 37:50
  Speaker 10: But he was the character of the Skipper. We all
• 37:53
  Speaker 10: were very good at what we did. We all were
• 37:55
  Speaker 10: very typecast, and it worked.
• 37:58
  Speaker 8: It is sort of timeless. I mean, I guess at
• 38:01
  Speaker 8: the time it was just, maybe because it's so removed
• 38:03
  Speaker 8: from society that it is its own weird little world
• 38:07
  Speaker 8: that seems like it always works, even today it holds
• 38:10
  Speaker 8: up the same as the first time it aired, I'm assuming.
• 38:13
  Speaker 10: Well, and I've written a book called What Would Marianne Do?
• 38:15
  Speaker 10: because because the world is in chaos. We were seven
• 38:19
  Speaker 10: people with nothing in common, except Bob and Alan. But
• 38:24
  Speaker 10: we were marooned like a Robinson Crusoe, and there was
• 38:27
  Speaker 10: never any angst. We never blamed Gillian. We could have
• 38:31
  Speaker 10: been bullying him because he got us there. Everybody pitched
• 38:33
  Speaker 10: in and did what they could do. It's a lesson
• 38:36
  Speaker 10: to the world.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: It really is.
• 38:37
  Speaker 10: If you sit and look at the continents, why do
• 38:39
  Speaker 10: we have to possess it? Why can't we interact with
• 38:43
  Speaker 10: each other and i think that's one of the reasons
• 38:44
  Speaker 10: that it's an escape it's like a robinson crusoe but
• 38:47
  Speaker 10: it's it's a lesson and you don't know you're learning.
• 38:49
  Speaker 8: It it is it is strange as the years go
• 38:52
  Speaker 8: on because we we actually just went back on the
• 38:54
  Speaker 8: show and re-watched the the harlem ghost trotters movie.
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: Well that's a little far-fetched but that what was funny
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: is that's the last one in the run and you
• 39:03
  Speaker 5: feel the 80s creeping in you guys have like the
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: workout room on the in the hut And like there's
• 39:08
  Speaker 5: Jane Fonda leotards going on.
• 39:10
  Speaker 8: It's very strange seeing the 80s creeping into Gilligan's Isle.
• 39:13
  Speaker 10: Yeah, it really was. I think it was a waste
• 39:15
  Speaker 10: of time. I think it kind of broke the magic.
• 39:19
  Speaker 8: I mean, the more we read into it, it's like
• 39:21
  Speaker 8: the fact that it wasn't even meant for you guys.
• 39:23
  Speaker 8: Like it was, I think it was like the Dallas
• 39:25
  Speaker 8: cowboy cheerleader story that they then worked into the harlem
• 39:29
  Speaker 8: globetrotters and then somehow it just became a couple of.
• 39:32
  Speaker 10: Business surf off and surf off and don't know where
• 39:33
  Speaker 10: they are i mean so ridiculous.
• 39:37
  Speaker 8: Well then we we try to get into some i
• 39:39
  Speaker 8: i really love that 70s era of of movies and
• 39:42
  Speaker 8: you had a couple i wanted to touch on like
• 39:43
  Speaker 8: the the town that dreaded sound down i mean how
• 39:45
  Speaker 8: was that to work.
• 39:47
  Speaker 10: On at that i did a movie for the producer
• 39:50
  Speaker 10: called Winterhawk, which was one of the most beautiful films
• 39:52
  Speaker 10: ever done. Indians and missionaries and up in the snow
• 39:58
  Speaker 10: and Durango and all of that. And Charlie, I was
• 40:01
  Speaker 10: the first female that ever narrated a film, too, which
• 40:03
  Speaker 10: was wonderful. And I was narrating it because there wasn't
• 40:06
  Speaker 10: a story point. He needed some fill. And Lee Hazelwood
• 40:10
  Speaker 10: was composing the music behind it. So most of the
• 40:13
  Speaker 10: time you go in a recording booth separate, but the
• 40:16
  Speaker 10: music would swell and it would help me while I
• 40:17
  Speaker 10: was doing it. It was fascinating. So I don't know,
• 40:20
  Speaker 10: a year later, two years later, Charlie called me and said, Don,
• 40:23
  Speaker 10: I've got an actress. I've got a true story. I'm
• 40:25
  Speaker 10: doing it. I've got an actress that can't carry groceries
• 40:27
  Speaker 10: and talk at the same time. If I sing the
• 40:29
  Speaker 10: plane to you, will you just come and do a
• 40:30
  Speaker 10: day's work for me? I said, sure, I'll do it. Well,
• 40:32
  Speaker 10: it was a true story. And the town was very
• 40:34
  Speaker 10: scared about it all. But what a chore. I said,
• 40:38
  Speaker 10: you've got a minute. I can talk about it. He
• 40:40
  Speaker 10: flew me in and got me in this 1940s costume
• 40:41
  Speaker 10: and The woman that I played was still alive, but
• 40:46
  Speaker 10: she wouldn't talk to me on the phone. So we
• 40:47
  Speaker 10: did the shooting and all that kind of stuff. Now
• 40:49
  Speaker 10: we're local. They got blood running down my face, and
• 40:52
  Speaker 10: I'm supposed to be crawling through the cornfields, and that's
• 40:55
  Speaker 10: how she got away, and a dog barking awakened a house,
• 41:00
  Speaker 10: and that's why he didn't catch her. So he says
• 41:02
  Speaker 10: to me, now you're crawling through the cornfields. I have
• 41:06
  Speaker 10: to pay a dollar and a half for every corn
• 41:07
  Speaker 10: stalk that you break, so be careful not. Now it's
• 41:09
  Speaker 10: three o'clock in the morning, I've got fake blood, and
• 41:11
  Speaker 10: I'm trying not to break the break the corn and
• 41:13
  Speaker 10: there's a big field out there and the dog barking
• 41:16
  Speaker 10: was one of the crew's dog which was a pit
• 41:18
  Speaker 10: bull and he said to charlie he's very mean he's
• 41:21
  Speaker 10: very very mean and charlie says so what happens if
• 41:24
  Speaker 10: he gets loose he said if he gets loose shoot
• 41:25
  Speaker 10: him go ahead so now everybody's got guns and there's
• 41:28
  Speaker 10: a stake in the ground and i'm about 35 feet
• 41:31
  Speaker 10: from the farmhouse and the dog and i'm crawling and
• 41:35
  Speaker 10: i see the dog's lips curl you know you see
• 41:37
  Speaker 10: that and he's going like this and the stake comes
• 41:40
  Speaker 10: out of the ground So I'm thinking, okay. I put
• 41:42
  Speaker 10: my face in the grass. I put my hands on
• 41:44
  Speaker 10: the back of my head. I said, if he's going
• 41:45
  Speaker 10: to chew me, he's going to chew my back. Guns
• 41:47
  Speaker 10: went off everywhere trying to shoot the dog. They never
• 41:50
  Speaker 10: got the dog. The dog never got me. So we
• 41:53
  Speaker 10: finished the scene. It's about 3.30 or 4 in the morning.
• 41:56
  Speaker 10: And I go back to the motel. And I've got,
• 41:58
  Speaker 10: you know, fake blood. My hair is all matted. And
• 42:00
  Speaker 10: I walked in and the guy behind the counter fainted
• 42:02
  Speaker 10: dead away. So it was quite an experience.
• 42:06
  Speaker 8: Maybe more of a horror story off screen.
• 42:08
  Speaker 10: And they never caught the guy. They just remade the
• 42:10
  Speaker 10: movie this year.
• 42:10
  Speaker 8: Yeah have you seen it i have not seen the
• 42:12
  Speaker 8: new one now i.
• 42:13
  Speaker 10: Don't know i don't i can't imagine they caught him
• 42:15
  Speaker 10: because they never knew who did it i watched.
• 42:16
  Speaker 8: The trailer it looks like it was relatively well made
• 42:18
  Speaker 8: so i do want to check it out i'd like
• 42:19
  Speaker 8: to see it too i think we do have sort
• 42:22
  Speaker 8: of a sub-series running of bigfoot movies that we've watched
• 42:25
  Speaker 8: over the years the boggy creek itself the original was
• 42:29
  Speaker 8: was kind of an interesting mixture of stuff what was
• 42:32
  Speaker 8: it like coming into return to boggy.
• 42:33
  Speaker 10: Creek because i never saw the original one but It
• 42:36
  Speaker 10: was fun for me to play a mother. And we
• 42:38
  Speaker 10: did it in a location. And we were, I mean,
• 42:41
  Speaker 10: in the bayous. But it was real. And the people
• 42:43
  Speaker 10: in the bayou were bringing their children with pet rats on, like, leashes.
• 42:49
  Speaker 10: And they were cockfights. I wanted to go see. Nobody
• 42:50
  Speaker 10: would let me go see it. I mean, it was
• 42:52
  Speaker 10: really bayou stuff. It was a good experience. Kind of
• 42:54
  Speaker 10: a silly movie, but that's all right.
• 42:57
  Speaker 8: All right, Wano. You've got a lot of stuff in
• 42:59
  Speaker 8: the works, one of which is the book that you mentioned. What's...
• 43:02
  Speaker 8: I guess it is sort of life lessons from the
• 43:05
  Speaker 8: point of view of Marianne.
• 43:06
  Speaker 10: It's common sense. It's at dawnwells.com. Get the book. It's
• 43:09
  Speaker 10: great for if you're raising anybody under 16. It's a
• 43:12
  Speaker 10: book they should read, boys and girls. What would Marianne do?
• 43:15
  Speaker 10: It's common sense. If you start a job, finish it.
• 43:17
  Speaker 10: Do you have to be first in line? Anything wrong
• 43:19
  Speaker 10: with opening a door for an elderly lady? It's common sense.
• 43:22
  Speaker 10: There's so much with the Kardashians and the $ 500 purses.
• 43:25
  Speaker 10: Get off it. You're raising kids today. It's going to
• 43:27
  Speaker 10: be our future.
• 43:28
  Speaker 8: And you're the ambassador for MeTV?
• 43:30
  Speaker 10: Ambassador for MeTV. It's a fabulous channel because all the
• 43:33
  Speaker 10: shows that you really loved are still there.
• 43:35
  Speaker 8: Well, thank you for talking with us, man. That was
• 43:36
  Speaker 8: very good. Thank you.
• 43:37
  Speaker 11: Thank you.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: You're loved by women and men Lovely Marianne You.
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: Make our school break a sweet vibration Lovely Marianne The
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: joy you bring melts the desolation Marianne Marianne.
• 44:08
  Speaker 8: Ah So thank you once again to Dawn.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: And check out her book. It had a lot of pictures.
• 44:38
  Speaker 8: She did. I was surprised actually. Sometimes there's just like
• 44:40
  Speaker 8: a couple in that little center section or something, but
• 44:42
  Speaker 8: she was flipping through and like she was trying to
• 44:44
  Speaker 8: show us a specific photo and then she had so
• 44:47
  Speaker 8: many photos she couldn't find it. She was like, wait,
• 44:49
  Speaker 8: where is it? Hold on.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: And there were quite a lot in there.
• 44:52
  Speaker 8: But yep, she was awesome. So thank you once again
• 44:54
  Speaker 8: to Dawn for talking with us and for giving us
• 44:56
  Speaker 8: this whole trip. Like it was the whole reason for us.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: It was the reason for me to go to the
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: Half Price Bookstore outlet. Woo!
• 45:01
  Speaker 8: But you also spent way too much money.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: I spent less money than you did.
• 45:05
  Speaker 8: I spent a good amount of money.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: I spent $ 14.
• 45:08
  Speaker 8: Mine was for show-related merchandise because they had CDs.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: Half of mine were for Boyfriend.
• 45:15
  Speaker 8: He has a problem, too, but we know that. So, yeah.
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: Soundtracks.
• 45:19
  Speaker 8: I'm just loading up on soundtracks. I'm going to just
• 45:21
  Speaker 8: continue to make soundtrack episodes. I'm assuming other people like them.
• 45:25
  Speaker 8: I don't know. At this point, I just like putting
• 45:26
  Speaker 8: it together, so.
• 45:28
  Speaker 7: Soundtracks.
• 45:29
  Speaker 8: That's what I bought.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: I bought books about Draculas.
• 45:32
  Speaker 8: I like those. You usually snatch all those up, though,
• 45:35
  Speaker 8: so I don't... And comic books. I like those, too.
• 45:40
  Speaker 8: I've backed off a little, but I was eyeballing this
• 45:43
  Speaker 8: Black Panther when it was in there. Some kid had
• 45:46
  Speaker 8: drawn it. Was it well-drawn, though? He was just kind
• 45:50
  Speaker 8: of helping him. He was coloring. He was giving some
• 45:53
  Speaker 8: extra color. Some flair. Put a little flair on his costume. But, um... Yeah.
• 45:59
  Speaker 8: I'm slowly edging my way back into Markham.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: I've been trying to get more into, like, well, I'm
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: trying to get Amethyst, which I don't know why. She
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: just fascinates the fuck out of me. I think it
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: reminds me of She-Ra a little bit, but I've never
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: actually read any of her comic books, so she could
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: be totally nothing like her at all, but she has
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: a Pegasus, from what I understand, named Max.
• 46:14
  Speaker 8: So I don't know.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: I'm all about that shit.
• 46:16
  Speaker 8: Is she a princess of power?
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, she is a princess of Gemworld.
• 46:19
  Speaker 8: Hmm.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: Close enough.
• 46:20
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, that's pretty close.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: And the Max, which I didn't find any of those today.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: And any, like, old Like, I would say 60s, 70s
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: horror comics.
• 46:28
  Speaker 8: See, those are the ones I'm eventually going to have
• 46:29
  Speaker 8: to start wrestling with. Those are awesome. They are. Those
• 46:34
  Speaker 8: are badass.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: I know, right? Like, Unexpected or The House of Mystery.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: I bought several Twilight Zone, like the original run of
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: Twilight Zone. And please believe it or not, comic books
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: and House of Mystery, maybe?
• 46:46
  Speaker 8: I think there was some of those, yeah.
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: I love them.
• 46:49
  Speaker 8: I love the cover.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: I love the artwork, you know. I love collecting things.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: I like just having things to, like, I like having
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: a goal.
• 46:57
  Speaker 8: Objective.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: I do. I like, I like, because I mean, for
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: a while, my main goal was like, I don't know,
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: like Fear Street books or along that same line or
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: certain like young, young adult horror books from like my youth.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: But then I'm like, well, fuck, I've got them all.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: Because I get so excited whenever I see like, whenever
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: I find like a Fear Street book anywhere or anything
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: by R.L. Stine or Christopher Pike or Ritchie Takersley Cusick
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: or either. I'm like, oh my God. And I'm like,
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: oh wait, I have it. Which doesn't necessarily stop me
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: from buying more, because I'm working on my second full
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: set of Fear Street books.
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: As I said, you have a problem.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: No, this is specifically for a reason. That way, if
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: anybody asks to borrow them, I can be like, oh, okay.
• 47:33
  Speaker 8: This is my lending library, as opposed to my behind-glass library.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: I'm like, you want to borrow my Fear Street book
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: that I've had since I was in fifth grade?
• 47:42
  Speaker 10: No.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: Don't think so. I like you just fine, but you're
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: not getting my Fear Street books, so I will fight
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: to the death for these. My one friend whose name
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to mention, she has three kids. And
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: I'm like, mm-mm.
• 47:52
  Speaker 8: It's not a good place for a keepsake. No, no, no, no.
• 47:56
  Speaker 8: Of any sort.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: Specifically paper-based. She has tried to bribe me with, like,
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: baked goods. And I'm like, mm-mm.
• 48:02
  Speaker 8: This does not seem like a good idea at all.
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: I know, right? So that's why I found them for cheap.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: I bought them all up that way. And nobody has
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: asked me since then. Nobody has once since then said, hey,
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: can I borrow it?
• 48:10
  Speaker 8: I'm like, no.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: See, I'm not that I'm all stocked up. You know,
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: but whenever I see them anywhere, I get, like, so excited.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: So at least if I have something new to collect,
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: I've not read hardly any of the comic books I have.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: I'm not even going to lie. Maybe when I get
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: them all, I'll I feel like I can't start reading
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: them until I have them all. Because then I'll miss something.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: What if I have like one, five, and six? What
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: happened in two, three, and four?
• 48:32
  Speaker 8: You'll have to piece it together, I suppose.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, see? Life is a journey.
• 48:38
  Speaker 8: That it is.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: Not the destination.
• 48:40
  Speaker 8: As we've learned from Dawn. The journey that we all
• 48:43
  Speaker 8: go on.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: Or something like that.
• 48:45
  Speaker 8: Since you were discussing processing things like a child, or
• 48:48
  Speaker 8: liking young adult things, You made that.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: Sound creepy too.
• 48:51
  Speaker 8: It ties... Young adult things. No, I process things like
• 48:57
  Speaker 8: I'm 12 years old and that leads to my movie
• 48:59
  Speaker 8: viewing this past week. And again, it was one of
• 49:03
  Speaker 8: those I didn't set out to watch. I've stumbled upon
• 49:06
  Speaker 8: many a movie like this. I'm like, usually in the
• 49:07
  Speaker 8: middle of editing this wonderful show you're listening to now.
• 49:11
  Speaker 8: So it takes up most of my week just processing
• 49:14
  Speaker 8: files and editing things together. And occasionally I'll have something
• 49:17
  Speaker 8: just kind of on in the background. And then occasionally
• 49:19
  Speaker 8: I'll swap out and something new will start. And half
• 49:22
  Speaker 8: the time it's muted because I'm listening to stuff on
• 49:23
  Speaker 8: the headphones anyway. But at one point I got into
• 49:28
  Speaker 8: this movie and I'm just like, ugh, dumb kids movie.
• 49:31
  Speaker 8: And then it starts and I'm like, huh, so far
• 49:34
  Speaker 8: this isn't too bad. And then I got not very
• 49:36
  Speaker 8: far into it before I was like, wow, this is
• 49:38
  Speaker 8: kind of like a real movie and like relatively well made.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: What is this movie?
• 49:44
  Speaker 8: Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Again, it feels like it
• 49:47
  Speaker 8: should be like way younger oriented. It's kind of not
• 49:50
  Speaker 8: like it's right at that, like maybe 11 to 12
• 49:54
  Speaker 8: year old. Like it's right at the almost heading into
• 49:57
  Speaker 8: weird high school era or at least starting to, you know,
• 50:00
  Speaker 8: worry about what girls think. This was right before that.
• 50:02
  Speaker 8: I think it's the next one, which is called Roderick Rules. Yeah,
• 50:05
  Speaker 8: I know what the sequel is called. He starts liking
• 50:07
  Speaker 8: the girl. But in this one, like, it is one
• 50:09
  Speaker 8: of those, like, I was surprised how well made it was.
• 50:12
  Speaker 8: And it has, like, a very homey feeling you can
• 50:16
  Speaker 8: kind of settle into. Maybe if you're an outcast kid,
• 50:19
  Speaker 8: maybe that works better. But I feel like it does
• 50:21
  Speaker 8: kind of tap into, like, the same thing that each
• 50:24
  Speaker 8: sort of generation, like, latches onto. Like, stand by me.
• 50:27
  Speaker 8: You know, like, you kind of love bees.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: Which is, to this day, the reason I look for
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: dead bodies whenever I go in the woods.
• 50:32
  Speaker 8: That's right. See? Well, this has many, the cheese story
• 50:35
  Speaker 8: is equally as horrifying as finding the dead body. But
• 50:37
  Speaker 8: the or even like the Sandlot, like kids of that generation,
• 50:41
  Speaker 8: like latched on to the Sandlot. And I think it's
• 50:43
  Speaker 8: kind of that same feeling of like you're right at
• 50:45
  Speaker 8: that like turning point in your life. You're not really
• 50:48
  Speaker 8: a grown up, but you're starting to sort of process
• 50:50
  Speaker 8: your problems like a grown up and like you're starting
• 50:53
  Speaker 8: to deal with weird friend stuff and like. what do
• 50:55
  Speaker 8: you do if your friends are super dorky, but they're
• 50:57
  Speaker 8: still your friends and you still kind of, I deal
• 51:00
  Speaker 8: with this all the time. Your friends are.
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: Dorky, but you have to, you know, you have more friends.
• 51:06
  Speaker 8: Also is how it ties in. This kid only had
• 51:10
  Speaker 8: that one friend. So like he has to put up
• 51:12
  Speaker 8: with him because he's only got one friend and he
• 51:14
  Speaker 8: tries to make that other friend and he's really creepy.
• 51:16
  Speaker 8: And then, so yeah, I, there's all those little dynamics
• 51:19
  Speaker 8: that I'm just like, I did not expect it to
• 51:21
  Speaker 8: be this well put together. I expected a dumb kids movie.
• 51:24
  Speaker 8: I'm telling you, stick with it. It's pretty damn entertaining
• 51:27
  Speaker 8: if you're a juvenile like myself. If your brain processes
• 51:30
  Speaker 8: things like you're 11. Is a ghostbuster with a cone
• 51:33
  Speaker 8: on his head?
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: Yikes.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: Speaking of things, people that process things like they're juveniles.
• 51:40
  Speaker 8: He's put a traffic cone on his head.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's been on the ground for hours. There's so
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: much dirt. He's smoking a cigarette, so he obviously doesn't care.
• 51:50
  Speaker 8: So that was an odd turn that I did not
• 51:53
  Speaker 8: really plan for. I was just like, oh, okay, I'm
• 51:56
  Speaker 8: not watching anything right now.
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: Oh, shit.
• 51:58
  Speaker 8: Next thing I knew, I'd seen the whole movie. I'm
• 52:00
  Speaker 8: just like, I'm surprised how much I like this.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: Speaking of movies that are well made, let's talk about
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: one that I watched that was horrible and that I
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: wanted to punch the movie in the face.
• 52:08
  Speaker 8: You love this movie?
• 52:10
  Speaker 10: I do.
• 52:10
  Speaker 8: It's your new favorite movie?
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: It was horrible. Horrible. Halfway through, I was just hate-watching it. Wait,
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: I wanted to punch everybody in this movie in their faces.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: I wanted to collect this entire movie, collect a face punch.
• 52:20
  Speaker 8: Now, this is crazy talk, because you know a well-made film,
• 52:25
  Speaker 8: possibly an arthouse cinema type of thing, is what we're
• 52:29
  Speaker 8: dealing with, would involve a hashtag in the title.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: Hashtag horror. five out of five do not approve very uncool.
• 52:38
  Speaker 8: Very annoying four out of five dennis walked out on.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: It oh shit the last one was unconscious boredom it
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: was so stupid this was like the worst movie ever
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: and i guess it's the point that you're supposed to
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: hate these kids because they are kind of disturbed these
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: like i forget how many preteen like like seven twelve
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: year olds it's maybe.
• 52:56
  Speaker 8: We're dealing with the same thing here a bunch of
• 52:58
  Speaker 8: kids at that turning point in their life Yours just
• 53:01
  Speaker 8: decided to be douchebags.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: They were the douchiest of douchebags. They were all like.
• 53:05
  Speaker 8: My two kids were cool. Okay, they weren't cool. But
• 53:07
  Speaker 8: they were very nice. And you liked them. And you
• 53:09
  Speaker 8: wanted to root for them. And your kids, you wanted
• 53:11
  Speaker 8: to root for them to die.
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: These pre-teen girls, I wanted to punch them all in
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: their faces.
• 53:14
  Speaker 8: They were just.
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 53:18
  Speaker 8: Online, I think you had to clarify for legal reasons
• 53:20
  Speaker 8: that you weren't actually going to attack these juveniles.
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: I want to punch their characters in the face, not
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: necessarily actresses.
• 53:26
  Speaker 8: That's safer.
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: Even the adult actors and actresses were absolutely horrible in
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: this movie. There was not one character in this movie
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: where I'm like, you know what? That person's okay. Even
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: the parents were douchebags.
• 53:37
  Speaker 8: That's how you get little kids that are douchebags.
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: The acting was atrocious. I think the young girl actresses
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: did better I mean, they were still, their characters were assholes,
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: but that was the point. But they did a very
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: convincing job. The parents, it was the most overacted, atrocious
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: sack of shit I have ever seen. And it's not
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: even like people that were like new timers. It was like,
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: I don't even know how to say her name, so
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: I'm going to slaughter it. Chloe Savigny?
• 54:04
  Speaker 8: Chloe Savigny?
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: Whatever the fuck her name is. She was horrible. But
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: I guess she's supposed to be too.
• 54:09
  Speaker 8: I normally like Carolyn. Again, starting super arthouse. Like, she
• 54:13
  Speaker 8: legitimately was.
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: I can't tell if she was just drunk in this movie,
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: because her character was supposed to be this drunk, like,
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: socialite-y kind of person who's married to an art collector.
• 54:20
  Speaker 8: Maybe that was the bonus side. She was like, not
• 54:22
  Speaker 8: only do I get paid, I get to drink on
• 54:24
  Speaker 8: set all day.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, she was horrible. I think it's Timothy Hutton.
• 54:28
  Speaker 11: Perhaps.
• 54:29
  Speaker 8: Again, a former Oscar nominee? Like, this is a weird
• 54:33
  Speaker 8: place that all these actors have fallen.
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: Maybe I'm just pulling a name out of my ass
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: and it wasn't Timothy Hutton. Let me make sure real quick,
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: because I don't want to sully the name of an
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: actor who wasn't as horrible.
• 54:40
  Speaker 8: That's true. Timothy Hutton otherwise is a very good actor.
• 54:43
  Speaker 8: I've always been kind of impressed with him, so we
• 54:45
  Speaker 8: should at least clarify before we smirch his fine name.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: Yep, that'd be Timothy Hutton, and he was an asshole,
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: and he was a horrible actor. Completely overacted and just,
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: although he at some point did threaten to slap them
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: all and murder them at some point.
• 54:59
  Speaker 8: He might be your hero in this movie.
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: But it was just so overacted and just, I'm just like, whoa,
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: dial it back, dude.
• 55:07
  Speaker 8: Whoa.
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: There's just a lot of stuff that's alluded to that
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: you have like, all right, if you're going to allude
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: to stuff that happened a year ago, fucking follow through
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: with it. They'll be like, oh wait, something happened a
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: year ago. But we're not going to actually tell you
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: what happened a year ago. We're just going to make
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: several allusions to it so that you're like, what happened?
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: Was it some big mystery? Did somebody, I mean, I
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: guess one of their moms killed themselves, supposedly?
• 55:26
  Speaker 8: I mean, there's a way to do that. I kind
• 55:28
  Speaker 8: of like when you can work something in subtly and
• 55:31
  Speaker 8: not hit people over the head with it, but there's
• 55:33
  Speaker 8: also a way to do it sloppily where you throw
• 55:37
  Speaker 8: it out there and then don't follow up on it.
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: And it was just very, like, because during several scenes
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: of the movie they would, like, flash to, like, this
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: game that they're all playing on their phones and it'd
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: be like this is just a scene. It wasn't like
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: a little snippet. It'd be like the entire screen would
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: be whatever this kind of game.
• 55:52
  Speaker 8: Were they selling this game? Is it an app you
• 55:53
  Speaker 8: can buy? Maybe that's what pushed this whole movie. Maybe
• 55:56
  Speaker 8: it was all just a ploy to get people to
• 55:57
  Speaker 8: go buy this new game.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: And at some point it had like sort of like
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: scenes from Snapchat I guess where they would have like
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: a couple seconds of like each person getting killed or
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: something and like you'd get more points and it was
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: just it was the worst.
• 56:10
  Speaker 8: I think this is all just a marketing scheme to
• 56:12
  Speaker 8: get people to buy this new game.
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: Taron Manning was in it for like five seconds. Why
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: are you going to bother getting Taron Manning? And who
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: was the guy that killed like first thing off? Balthazar Getty.
• 56:25
  Speaker 8: Interesting.
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: Again, someone who.
• 56:26
  Speaker 8: Used to be in a lot of stuff and kind
• 56:28
  Speaker 8: of high profile.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: He's kind of an asshole. Again, I don't think it
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: really ruined anything because he dies in like the first
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: five minutes.
• 56:33
  Speaker 8: He's the Drew Barrymore of this movie.
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, Balthazar Getty. Whoa, whoop, there he goes.
• 56:39
  Speaker 8: There he went.
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: Again straight up asshole sleeping with some random girl in
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: his car while he's talking to his wife on the
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: phone I'm like dude you got it coming.
• 56:51
  Speaker 8: That's kind of how these horror movies work.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: It doesn't really line up because that's the first scene
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: and then later you see the person who apparently supposedly
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: did it is off doing something else I'm like wait
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: a second you are not lining up with your own
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: fucking movie don't make some flashback about how she did
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: it when I've just seen her doing something else Before
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: she had an opportunity.
• 57:10
  Speaker 8: To do it. So the killer has an alibi?
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: No, that's the thing. It's like they flashback as to...
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: It's just stupid.
• 57:18
  Speaker 8: This is too complicated. Superman! I might have to watch
• 57:22
  Speaker 8: this movie just to continue to make fun of it
• 57:25
  Speaker 8: with you.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: I don't want to ever watch it again. You were like,
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: let's do it for the podcast. And I'm like, I'm
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: never watching this again. And I guarantee my boyfriend will
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: not sit through this because Jay will not put up
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: with this bullshit.
• 57:33
  Speaker 8: Well, this sounds like we definitely need to watch it again.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: It was horrible. I will never watch it again. Jesus.
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: It's just like they are. The whole point of it
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: is they're just mean for the sake of being mean.
• 57:44
  Speaker 8: That's not fun for anyone.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: They're just mean to their friends. One girl, they had
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: her crying because she's a fat girl. And I'm just like,
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: calm down.
• 57:54
  Speaker 8: With a PH?
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: No.
• 57:56
  Speaker 8: That girl was fat.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: Making fun of some girl because her mom killed herself.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: And then telling the fat girl to go kill herself.
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: I'm just like.
• 58:06
  Speaker 8: Heather's taught us nothing. Leave Martha Dump Truck.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: Alone, damn it. It was horrible. Horrible, horrible, horrible. No
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: good things to say about this movie.
• 58:15
  Speaker 8: Have you watched anything else?
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: I watched... I got through all the seasons of American
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: Horror Story.
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: Alright.
• 58:22
  Speaker 8: Did the carnival pan out for you?
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: It ended up not being quite as bad, but still
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: not as good as the previous seasons. It was a
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: whole bunch of... It was okay. I didn't hate it.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: And I mean, is it motel or hotel? Whatever the fuck...
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: hotel with Lady Gaga in her butt.
• 58:39
  Speaker 8: That's how the credits roll at the beginning. Starring Lady
• 58:44
  Speaker 8: Gaga with her butt.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: It had the beautiful Matt Bomer. I don't know how
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: to say his name. Bomer?
• 58:49
  Speaker 8: Is that it?
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 58:50
  Speaker 8: Who is this person? What else is he in it?
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: He's the one that some girl on Facebook was like,
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: who is that? And I'm like, it's Matt Bomer.
• 58:58
  Speaker 8: This is quite a tale you're spinning for.
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: You posted a picture of a bunch of guys in
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: their suits. And she said that he gave her a
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: lady boner. I remember this conversation.
• 59:07
  Speaker 8: I do remember reading this, but I read a lot.
• 59:10
  Speaker 8: of crazy stuff on your wall.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: I can't think of it. You posted it.
• 59:13
  Speaker 8: Which picture was that?
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: It was a picture of like four guys in their suits.
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: For the Oscars.
• 59:21
  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah, that tells you. I just picked random guys
• 59:24
  Speaker 8: in their suits. I didn't think I knew who any
• 59:26
  Speaker 8: of them were.
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: Matt Bomer, Bomber, Bomer, whatever the hell. He's gorgeous. Pretty
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: to watch. I don't like that other guy whose name
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: I just forgot. He's the guy from American Pie? No,
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: American Beauty.
• 59:40
  Speaker 8: Oh, the trash bag guy?
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, that's a beautiful piece of work. It's a
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: fucking grocery bag. Shut the fuck up.
• 59:46
  Speaker 8: That guy.
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: I didn't like him. Which it was very obvious with
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: everyone with that one from like the very beginning. Very predictable.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: There's another pretty guy in there too but I can't
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: remember his name. He was a really obnoxious guy from
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: Freak Show. Dandy. That's his name in Freak Show, but
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: then he was in Motel, and he was kind of pretty.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: I keep saying Motel. I'm pretty sure it's Hotel. Beautiful location.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: I mean, it was filmed very well.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 8: They seemed to have a decent budget for that show.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 8: They did.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: A lot going on. Not as much going on as
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: the Asylum. Because there was just so much going on
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: in Asylum. They had aliens. They had Nazis. They had experiments.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: They had.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 8: Just another week at the old asylum.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: There was demon possession. I loved asylum. Asylum was the best.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: There was so much shit going on. Serial killers. Oh, man.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 8: This is out of control.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: It was, but then you get to, like, motel, and
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: where was Jessica Lange? Where'd she go?
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 8: She had, like, another job that week or something.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: She's not allowed to have another job. She is the
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: American Horror Story.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 8: She is the American Horror Story.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: She's been in all the rest of them.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 8: She's kind of throwing off the whole deal. I know.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: And then I watched Daredevil, finally. I got caught up
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: on what everybody's losing their shit about.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 8: I've mentioned it almost weekly on this show. I am
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 8: sold on it. I think it's a lot of fun,
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 8: but at the same time really well structured. But then
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 8: I was totally down with Jessica Jones, too. I haven't
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 8: watched that one yet. I think all those series were
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 8: pretty well made.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: I think I could have used a little bit more Punisher.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 8: You just like shooting me.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: The parts the parts the fun he gets shit done.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 8: He does i mean that's what i'm saying i like
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 8: that that whole dynamic of like you know him calling
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 8: out daredevil he's like we do the same thing i
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 8: just do it better like i finalize the deal i
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 8: make sure they're not going to do anything else evil
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 8: again i take care of business you fight a losing
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 8: battle of trying to like beat the hell out of
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 8: them and then like hopefully they'll go to prison Yeah,
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 8: like I.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: Said, it could have used a lot more Punisher, a
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: lot less Daredevil crying about stuff. Because he seemed like
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: he was like, well, they're crying about their friendship, and
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: they're crying about this. And he just always seems like
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: he's just emo about everything, and he's just such a hypocrite.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: It could have used a little bit more.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: Well, just more Punisher. Seriously. I don't like Vincent D'Onofrio.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: I like the way he looked in the part. He
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: looked good as a part, but I hate the way
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: he talked, because it seemed very stilted and forced.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 8: How's it go?
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: I can't even do it right now. I am Wilson Fisk,
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: and this is how I'm going to win this city.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: And I'm just like, dude. He shatnered half his lines,
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: and I'm just like, it just seemed very stilted and forced.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 8: I like him in that he is definitely going for
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 8: a very specific speech pattern there.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: But it's very forced, and it's just, I spit whenever
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: I talk like that, so your microphone's going to be
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: covered in slime.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 8: Yeah, we'll wring it out before we go.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: Dude, seriously, it just was very forced, and it just,
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: it was aggravating. I said, he looked the part.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 8: I think he does a good job in the acting, too,
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 8: because I like the very, like, he tries so hard
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 8: to be super cultured and, like, that he's above, you know,
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 8: beating the hell out of people until he snaps. Until you,
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 8: you know, involve some of the women in his life
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 8: or something weird and personal gets involved and then he's
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 8: just like a gorilla. He just beats the hell out
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 8: of everything in his sight.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: And half the time it looks like he's in physical
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: pain trying to talk, like somebody's shoving nails into his feet.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: I'm just like, dude.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 8: I won't totally go against that. He does seem like
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 8: he's in pain all the time, which kind of, again,
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 8: I'm assuming that maybe he is.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: Maybe he's got a glandular disorder.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 8: And you got an appearance from your friend William Forsythe.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: Oh, I was pretty excited about William Forsythe. And, oh
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: my God, don't even get me started, Clancy Brown.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 8: I told you. Before you started watching, I was like,
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 8: just wait until you get your special guest star. You
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 8: were like, just tell me who it is.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: I was going to look it up anyways, because you
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: know me. I can't not know.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 8: I was like, it's Mr. Krabs.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: Oh my God. I don't know what the deal is.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: He's on my list of the top five that if
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: I could see at a convention. Not that list.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 8: Don't laminate that list, people.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: He's on my list of top five that I would
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: like to see at a convention. I don't know if
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: it's the way he talks.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 8: He's very cool.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: He's a very handsome man for an older gentleman. He's
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: not like old.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 8: I'm sure he appreciates it.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 5: Well, no.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 8: Yesterday, this was my favorite.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: Um.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 8: A person I was talking to. I was in the
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 8: middle of making fun of him. There's a big surprise.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: Us making fun of people crazy, though.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 8: We were saying something about somebody....
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: This guy's got a half-ass costume. What the hell?
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 8: He just likes carrying swords around. You know you do, too.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 3: These swords don't even match.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: He's got a ninja sword and a broadsword. And I'm
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: sure this says, trust me, I'm a ninja. Motherfucker, you're
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: a liar.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 8: He likes many genres. I like Ninja Turtles. I like Braveheart. Alright.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 8: I figured it was Game of Thrones at this point,
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 8: but maybe he's old school. He likes Brava.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: I can't tell.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 8: Oh, these are the kind of people you meet at
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 8: a convention.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: Carried swords, wearing khakis and white tennis shoes.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 8: They are not cool Marty McFly shoes, by the way.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 8: Just saying.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: Us making fun of people. Oh.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 8: No, I was talking to this girl, and she's, we'll say,
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 8: a little younger than you and I. And she referred
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 8: to someone as middle-aged, and I think she said, like, 25. Oh, man.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 8: I was just like, wait, wait, I like that you
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 8: referred to that as middle-aged.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: I am way past middle-aged.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 8: I was like, your perspective is way, she was like,
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 8: that's not what I meant. I'm like, whatever. I just
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 8: think it was funny that that was your knee-jerk reaction
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 8: was in describing this person we were talking about, they
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 8: were middle-aged.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: But back to Clancy Brown. I don't know what I'd do.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: I would watch anything.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 8: Just about. He's pretty awesome. I'm not sure I totally
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 8: agree with the way it pans out with his appearance
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 8: in this Daredevil season 2. But, you know, as long
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 8: as we get more Clancy Brown.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: We're not going to get any more him in that show.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 8: Spoiler alert.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: He could have went on vacation. Shush.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 8: So, anything else interesting that's happened to you since last
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 8: you appeared on this here show?
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: I'm sure there has been, but I've probably forgotten it
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: because I have the memory of a span of like
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: a goldfish. That's true. I bought books since then.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 8: I'm excited every time that castle comes back around.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: I know. What are you talking about?
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 8: I think we should just go out on that. So
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 8: with that, we did want to say thank you to
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 8: Fanboy Expo for letting us come hang out here and
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 8: be part of the show. Again, you can find out
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 8: more of what they have in the works, which coming up,
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 8: if you're listening in the near future, is Knoxville, so
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 8: get on that one.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: See when you pump this shit up before then, because
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: if it happens after that, they're screwed again.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 8: But regardless, they have more shows coming in the future,
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 8: and you can find out about all of those at fanboyexpo.com.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: They have a Facebook page, too. I'm not really sure
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: what that is.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 8: It was handy. That's what told you to go in
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 8: the right entrance, not the wrong entrance and get stuck
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 8: behind a bunch of runners.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: Don't get fucked by the runners.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 8: So instead, go like their Facebook page. And while you're
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 8: at it, go to Donwells.com. And why don't you get
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 8: that book?
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: And if you know Mark Singer, tell him to get
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: his ass out here. Please.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 8: Yeah. I don't think it's too much to ask, Mark.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 8: Just come on. Don't get sick anymore.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: I can sleep on my couch. I don't even care.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 8: That could possibly be arranged.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: You can use my He-Man sleeping bag. It'll be okay.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 8: That is a big thing.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: I don't want to see anybody use my He-Man sleeping bag.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 8: Mark, you should feel very special if she's letting you
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 8: use the He-Man sleeping bag.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: I'd let him wear my Beastman onesie if... Beastmaster, not Beastman.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: That would be a whole different thing.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 8: Is this with you? You're both wearing it at this point?
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 8: One of those very special onesies? Yes. And then that
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 8: big winged creature swoops down and.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: Those things are terrifying.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 8: I'm still frightened by those.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 8: With that, I think we should get out of here. Otherwise,
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 8: that about does it. We will return next time at
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 8: Same Geek Feed. Thanks for listening.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: Bye.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 4: Pretty as a midsummer's moon They call her Dawn Good
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 4: for you Oh, don't stay with him He'll be good
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 4: to you Hang on Hang on Hang on to him Think,
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 4: think What a big man he'll be Think, think All
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 4: the faces you'll see Now think what the future would
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 4: be With a poor boy Don't go away, please go away. Oh, no,
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 4: I know I want you to stay. Don't cry, it's
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 4: better this way. Oh, God, go away back where you belong. Girl, we.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 8: Can't change the places.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 11: Where we were born.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 4: For you say that you want me. I want you
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 4: to think what your family would say.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 10: Think what you're throwing away.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 4: Now think what the future would be with a poor
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 4: boy like me.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: Bench is not comfortable at all that ass has splinters
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: that guy's shirt said bye felicia and i'm like why
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: is that such a big dno why is everybody like
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: bye felicia why is that a big meme now all
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: of a sudden apparently you have no idea what i'm
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: talking about.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 8: I think i do but i think it's from friday Oh, yeah.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: Why is that making a big resurgence? Why is Bye
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: Felicia a big thing now? I probably didn't say it
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: near sassy enough.
• 1:10:51
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• 1:11:03
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