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FULL SHOW: Breakin' A Fiddy · The Hauraki Big Show

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Speaker 1: The Hauraki Big Show.
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Speaker 2: Thanks to Craveworthy Street Food.
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Speaker 1: Freshly made with Reburger.
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Speaker 2: Welcome to the Hauraki Big Show.
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Speaker 1: Really big.
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Speaker 3: With Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy. Oh, g'day you
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Speaker 3: mad bastards.
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Speaker 4: Great to have you company on this glorious Wednesday afternoon.
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Speaker 4: It is the 30th of September, 2026. And you, my friends,
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Speaker 4: as always, listen to The Big Show.
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Speaker 3: And that's brought to you by Re-Burger.
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Speaker 1: Crave-worthy street food, freshly made with Re-Burger.
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Speaker 3: Re-Burger.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, great stuff.
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Speaker 3: Speaking of which, jeez.
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Speaker 4: God, I don't know about you, Keezy. I feel very,
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Speaker 4: very underdressed today. Our mogi's just, boy, next level. Next
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Speaker 4: level looking hot as his new shirt and really nicely
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Speaker 4: sort of tailored jeans and beautiful brand-new boots.
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Speaker 3: God, you're a stallion. How's life, Mogi?
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Speaker 5: Going pretty grousey, you mad dog, you sick son of
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Speaker 5: a bee. Can I say I think we're all dressed
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Speaker 5: pretty well today? As I look over to my left here,
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Speaker 5: I see Keezy is wearing one of the tightest T-shirts
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Speaker 5: anyone's ever put on.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 5: And on the front of it is a text that
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Speaker 5: says Jason Hoyt, and there's three images of Jason Hoyt
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Speaker 5: on there. I look over at you, Jase. You've got
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Speaker 5: a plaid shirt on, collared shirt. It's got two pockets,
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Speaker 5: one over each breast. It's got a button down on
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Speaker 5: the top of the pocket.
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Speaker 3: Of the breast pocket, yes.
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Speaker 1: Are you meant to iron those, or are they all good?
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Speaker 3: We don't have an iron in our house, weirdly.
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Speaker 4: But I'll be honest with you, in terms of how
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Speaker 4: I'm dressed today, I was dressing in the early hours
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Speaker 4: of the morning in the dark, trying not to wake
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Speaker 4: my wife, and I was thinking to myself, just comfort today.
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Speaker 4: I don't want to look cool like old Moogie. I
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Speaker 4: just want to just be comfortable. So that's my look today.
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Speaker 3: You look great. Thanks, mate. That t-shirt, Keezy, it's very,
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Speaker 3: very tight. G'day, fellas.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, happy to be here today. I would say this
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Speaker 1: t-shirt is nowhere near as tight as the t-shirts Mogi
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Speaker 1: usually wears. You know what I mean? Because this is
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Speaker 1: almost like a crop top.
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Speaker 3: Well, his is almost like a third skin, isn't it?
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Speaker 1: It is, yeah. Well, a second skin. Have you got
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Speaker 1: two skins, Jase? He's got four.
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Speaker 2: Gross.
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Speaker 1: I'm feeling good, fellas. I've got my Hoity J shirt on.
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Speaker 1: It's my wife's favourite shirt.
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Speaker 4: Is it?
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Speaker 1: She says, oh, can you wear your Hoity J shirt?
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Speaker 1: I love that shirt.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that doesn't surprise me at all.
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Speaker 1: I usually wear it as Jammies.
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Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. That makes sense to me, Keezy. Does it?
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Speaker 3: What's happening on The Big Show with Old Mogi?
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Speaker 5: Fellas, I had almost a violent run-in with a busker
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Speaker 5: earlier on.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 5: I'd like to be able to get to that. Also, JC,
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Speaker 5: you've got a bone to pick with somebody. We don't
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Speaker 5: know who. It's more with a group of people.
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Speaker 1: A group of people, okay.
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Speaker 3: Yes, a cluster, if you will.
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Speaker 5: We'll look forward to that. Oh, Keezy, he's off to
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Speaker 5: Japan this coming weekend. He's gone for two weeks.
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Speaker 3: Wow.
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Speaker 1: Two weeks.
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Speaker 5: And he's a little bit worried he's going to go
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Speaker 5: along to a Japanese sauna.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. An onsen.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, and so he needs a little bit of advice.
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Speaker 5: I've had some pretty hairy experiences in New Zealand saunas,
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Speaker 5: so God knows what happens in the Japanese ones. We're
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Speaker 5: going to rip into that next. Old Keezy Nude there.
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Speaker 1: We're going to rip into Old Keezy Nude, are we?
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Speaker 3: Here's Blink-182.
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Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
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Speaker 3: Stained.
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Speaker 4: On the Hodake Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.
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Speaker 3: The time is 4.13.
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Speaker 1: Fellas, go on holiday this Saturday midnight there. Fly out
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Speaker 1: to Tokyo, which is in Japan, James.
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Speaker 3: Oh, I thought it was Sunday.
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Speaker 1: Well, midnight, so it's right in the middle there. Right, okay, yeah.
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Speaker 1: And I'm really looking forward to going to Japan because
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Speaker 1: I have Japanese heritage. through my mother's side of the family,
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Speaker 1: which is pretty exciting. I've never been there. Lots of
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Speaker 1: good shopping and just an interesting culture.
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Speaker 5: You're going to go visit some family? Some whānau, I
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Speaker 5: think they call it. Yes.
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Speaker 1: Well, I can't. I could, but the problem is my great-great-grandfather, Morinosuke,
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Speaker 1: he left from a city called Mikurazaki, which is at
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Speaker 1: the very bottom of the southern island of Japan.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: And it was a fishing village. It's very hard to
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Speaker 1: get to. oh yeah you could if you were keen
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Speaker 1: if I really wanted to and he'd.
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Speaker 3: Be long gone by now wouldn't he you're just.
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Speaker 1: Not into it he's dead yeah and also he moved
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Speaker 1: to New Zealand oh really hence why I'm here oh
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Speaker 1: why are you going to Japan I didn't know I
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Speaker 1: didn't know he was dead and that he had moved
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Speaker 1: to New Zealand until after I'd booked the tickets oh
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Speaker 1: right damn it but anyway that's why my attitude was
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Speaker 1: like hey let's just make the most of it while
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Speaker 1: we're here and let's turn what would have been meeting
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Speaker 1: my great great grandfather for the first time into just
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Speaker 1: a holiday yeah yeah nice But one of the things
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Speaker 1: I'm a bit worried about is the onsen. Have you
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Speaker 1: ever heard of an onsen?
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Speaker 3: Yes, I have.
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Speaker 5: I've heard of it, but I'm not entirely sure what
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Speaker 5: it is, in all honesty.
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Speaker 1: So an onsen is in a lot of accommodations, hotels,
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Speaker 1: and there's also like a public bath version, is where
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Speaker 1: you cleanse your body. You sit on a little stool,
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Speaker 1: and it's separated into male and female. So my wife
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Speaker 1: will be in one, I'll be in the other.
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Speaker 3: I should hope so.
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Speaker 1: You sit on a little stool with shampoo and body
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Speaker 1: wash and a little handheld showerhead nozzle thing and you
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Speaker 1: clean your entire body. So it's a shower with a seat.
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Speaker 1: You're fully naked.
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Speaker 5: No.
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Speaker 1: You then have only a flannel with you, a modesty towel,
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Speaker 1: and you go and hop in a large hot pool
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Speaker 1: filled with hot mineral water, which is also occupied by
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Speaker 1: several other fully new Japanese men.
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Speaker 4: Hot.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it should be hot. It's meant to be a
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Speaker 1: hot spring.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 4: Because just as a little sidebar to that, one of
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Speaker 4: the things that the Japanese find disgusting, Mogi, and that
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Speaker 4: we do in Western society, they think bathing and sitting
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Speaker 4: in your own bathing water is filthy.
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Speaker 5: That's right.
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Speaker 4: So they wash themselves before they go and bathe.
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Speaker 5: Oh, wow.
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Speaker 1: Have you been to Japan?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, many times, man.
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Speaker 1: Um, so that, that is correct, Jay. So what you're
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Speaker 1: supposed to do is clean yourself completely, then hop into
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Speaker 1: the mineral water. And then when you hop out of that,
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Speaker 1: you don't wash it off because of all the nice
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Speaker 1: minerals and stuff seeps into your skin. And then you're
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Speaker 1: supposed to be fully naked. And I've, I mean, you
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Speaker 1: guys know me, like I'm, I'm not the first guy
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Speaker 1: to just get fully naked, you know? So I'm a
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Speaker 1: bit worried about... You're not the first. Oh, I see
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Speaker 1: what you mean. Yeah, you don't like doing it. If
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Speaker 1: someone was like, oh, who wants to get fully naked?
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Speaker 1: Who wants to get there?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 1: I'd be like, oh, I'll go last.
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Speaker 5: Well, I guess the concern is... Well, what is the
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Speaker 5: concern for you? I don't want to put words in
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Speaker 5: your mouth.
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Speaker 1: Well, the concern for me is, Mogi, thank you, that
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Speaker 1: I don't want to leave Japan having not done it
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Speaker 1: because I was too shy.
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Speaker 5: But do the locals want you to leave without having
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Speaker 5: done it?
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Speaker 1: Maybe. In hindsight?
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Maybe, but like, you know, I'm there.
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Speaker 3: Keezy.
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Speaker 5: What?
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Speaker 3: You've got a lot going on in that department.
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Speaker 1: What do you mean? Yeah, you do.
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Speaker 3: Thank you.
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Speaker 1: Now, this is what I was going to try and broach.
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Speaker 1: What do you mean? Well, you do nothing down there.
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Speaker 1: It's a very, it's a.
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Speaker 5: Wild, wild part of New Zealand's native bush.
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Speaker 1: It's like the Catlins.
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Speaker 2: It is.
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Speaker 3: It's just, it's running absolutely wild.
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Speaker 5: Nobody has ever done any kind of landscaping down there. Um, hideous, treacherous,
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Speaker 5: treacherous place to go. And I think if you're going
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Speaker 5: to be going out naked around the locals, I think
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Speaker 5: you need to show them the appropriate amount of respect.
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Speaker 1: Right.
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Speaker 5: And get some landscaping. You've got to do something about it, man.
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Speaker 4: I'd get some emergency mogi laser ball action.
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Speaker 1: I don't think that's going to be enough.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
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Speaker 1: You need to get to the root of the cause.
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Speaker 1: The roots. And I think you're just a general... It's
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Speaker 1: just got to be less.
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Speaker 4: We've always known about you, Keezy, because you've been very
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Speaker 4: upfront about it.
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Speaker 3: About what?
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Speaker 4: That you don't like being naked in front of people,
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Speaker 4: including your wife.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. Especially your wife.
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Speaker 1: She still doesn't know what I look like.
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Speaker 4: And I know that, you know, after the black clash...
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Speaker 4: when you got your top off and the whole nipple thing,
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Speaker 4: nipple gate, I guess you could call it.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: The great shame it was nine years. Yeah, the great
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Speaker 4: shame went viral. That you are very conscious of your sources.
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Speaker 1: But the thing is, I'm not even worried about my sources.
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Speaker 1: Is that your butter mushroom? It's the little shiitake I'm
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Speaker 1: running with the giant... With the giant... Look, well, I.
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Speaker 3: You know, but again, listen... The body is a natural thing. Totally.
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Speaker 3: I mean, yours looks freaky, let's be honest.
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Speaker 1: I've sort of got in my mind old.
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Speaker 5: Keezy sort of stumbling off his stool there and sort
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Speaker 5: of wandering into the bathing area with his big clump
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Speaker 5: of shoes on.
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Speaker 1: What are those called again?
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Speaker 3: Floaters.
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Speaker 1: Your floaters there in debt.
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Speaker 5: It's sort of like a scene out of Godzilla, you know,
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Speaker 5: and there's just the local men just being horrified and
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Speaker 5: pointing at you and running away.
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Speaker 4: Can I, just to wrap this up, my concern for you,
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Speaker 4: and Keezy needs some assurance here.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, feel free to send some through. Can you hang on,
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Speaker 1: can you take some assurance on 3483 and you're going
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Speaker 1: to draw for 50 bucks Reberger? And we'll come back
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Speaker 1: and it feels like there's a lot more to go. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: here's some bullish.
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Speaker 2: The Horaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
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Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Horaki.
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Speaker 4: The Strokes there on the Horaki Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.
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Speaker 4: The time is 4.27 and old Keezy's opened a massive
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Speaker 4: can of worms here.
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Speaker 1: Well, I'm going to Japan at the weekend, fellas. two
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Speaker 1: weeks part of their culture is an onsen which is
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Speaker 1: like a giant hot tub situation at most accommodation places
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Speaker 1: you'll go to where you and all the other blokes
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Speaker 1: sit there completely nude In the hot spring waters.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: And I really want to try, but I am a
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Speaker 1: bit nervous.
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Speaker 3: Self-conscious.
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Speaker 1: So for some reason, we've asked the audience to text
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Speaker 1: through sort of reassurances on 3483.
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Speaker 3: Well, yes, totally, man.
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Speaker 5: Just reassurance. Just little things that you can keep in
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Speaker 5: the back of your mind when you're standing there.
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Speaker 1: When I'm standing there deciding whether or not I should
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Speaker 1: go in, I'll just think of this. The body is natural.
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Speaker 4: Yes.
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Speaker 1: But every now and then, nature has a bullseye.
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Speaker 3: That's true.
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Speaker 5: Hmm.
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Speaker 1: That's true. That doesn't really help me, though. You know
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Speaker 1: what I mean? This is good from Dean. You'll be okay, Keezy.
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Speaker 1: You don't speak Japanese. You won't know what they're saying. Oh,
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Speaker 1: you'll get the gist, though.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 5: Humiliation is a universal language, and you will, by the
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Speaker 5: end of that experience, Keezy, be fluent.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, and it'll be very hard not to tell by
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Speaker 3: the look on their faces.
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Speaker 5: Um.
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Speaker 1: Keezy's body reminds me of a sock full of batteries.
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Speaker 1: Weird shape, but still hot. They won't see the mushrooms
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Speaker 1: for the gorse.
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Speaker 3: Exactly.
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Speaker 1: Or the mushroom, I hope.
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Speaker 4: And I'm with all these listeners, by the way, Keezy.
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Speaker 4: The body is a natural thing. And you shouldn't be self-conscious.
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Speaker 4: You know, you're a young man, and just be proud
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Speaker 4: of your body.
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Speaker 3: The one concern I have.
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Speaker 4: And that Mogi mentioned is your massive bush.
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Speaker 1: And.
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Speaker 3: But... But the reason... I'm not being silly here. Okay, good.
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Speaker 4: My concern is that when you hop into the hot tub,
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Speaker 4: you're going to be naturally buoyant.
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Speaker 3: And that.
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Speaker 1: And my head will probably go under because my lower half.
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Speaker 3: Is going up. It'll just go up because there's... And
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Speaker 3: I'll be struggling. It is such.
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Speaker 4: A cavalcade of stuff going on there that, yeah, it'll
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Speaker 4: be like a buoy or a life jacket.
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Speaker 1: Well, you know what I could do while I'm over
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Speaker 1: there is find like a bonsai master and get him
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Speaker 1: to just, you know, shape it into a... Something presentable.
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Speaker 5: I mean.
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Speaker 3: What?
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Speaker 1: What's up, man?
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Speaker 3: No, no, I'm just.
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Speaker 3: So what are you, I mean, are you feeling better
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Speaker 3: about it is my question.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 1: I don't see how I wouldn't be feeling better.
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Speaker 5: You know, the only, I guess the thing is, the
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Speaker 5: only other thing that you could really do is get
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Speaker 5: yourself into a state that you can be proud of,
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Speaker 5: you know.
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Speaker 1: I've only got four days.
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Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune
12:58
Speaker 2: in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki.
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Speaker 3: I think I'll have myself a beer.
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Speaker 4: Big show.
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Speaker 2: The Radio Hodaki Big Show. Name our beer.
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Speaker 3: Yes, indeed.
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Speaker 4: We've teamed up with our mates at Emerson Brewery. They've
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Speaker 4: created a tropical pale hazy, what is it? Tropical pale
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Speaker 4: hazy ale.
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Speaker 1: Oh, so close. That's it, man. It's an ale hazy,
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Speaker 1: pale tropical. Tropical. It's a tropical hazy pale ale. It's
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Speaker 1: to celebrate the 2026 Dunedin Craft Beer and Food Festival,
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Speaker 1: which we're going to be going down to. Can't bloody wait.
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Speaker 1: It's happening tomorrow. Later on in November, Saturday the 28th
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Speaker 1: and Friday the 27th, Forsyth Bar Stadium. Tickets at dunedinbfs.co.nz.
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Speaker 1: But for the entire month of September, we have been
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Speaker 1: taking suggestions on 3483 as to what we should name
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Speaker 1: this special tropical hazy pale ale. So many texts on 3483.
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Speaker 1: And keep them coming because we've got a whole heap
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Speaker 1: of those Emerson's hoodies left over that we're going to
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Speaker 1: send out. Yes. So 3483 if you think of a name.
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Speaker 1: But fellas... They put together a wee list here, and
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Speaker 1: they're going to send our favourites off and see if
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Speaker 1: they get approved by legal.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Bloody legal, eh?
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Speaker 5: We had trouble last time, didn't we? We did something
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Speaker 5: like this, and sort of the top 18 were scratched.
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Speaker 3: Yes.
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Speaker 1: Because of the filth content. It was all filth. But
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Speaker 1: I don't think we'll have that trouble this year.
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Speaker 3: No, I don't think so.
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Speaker 4: Overall, Mogi, 95% were scrapped for that very reason.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think there was only one left. Is that right?
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Speaker 3: There might have been one left.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 1: So I think they've cleaned things up a lot this year,
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Speaker 1: so I'll just run through some of them, and you
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Speaker 1: guys tell me whether or not you think they'll be approved,
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Speaker 1: all right? Jase's hazy jizz.
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Speaker 3: Well, I mean, come on.
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Speaker 1: All right, that's fine. That's good.
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Speaker 5: That's up there, yeah.
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Speaker 4: Yes.
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Speaker 5: What are we thinking? Will legal have a problem with this?
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Speaker 1: I think that one's fine. That's fine, eh? Okay, well,
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Speaker 1: hang on. Okay, that one's fine. Hazy areola grande. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: That's fine.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 1: Ingle beer humper drink.
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Speaker 3: Oh!
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Speaker 1: That's fine. We're onto something there.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think so.
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Speaker 1: The hazy midnight steamer. I think you can get that passed.
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Speaker 5: I think the vast majority of people wouldn't because they'd
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Speaker 5: have to listen to the show and know that it's
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Speaker 5: you doing it.
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Speaker 1: That's right.
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Speaker 3: Midnight steamer, the atrocity, yeah.
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Speaker 1: That one's fine. Cold frothy jizz. What do we think
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Speaker 1: about that one, fellas?
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Speaker 3: I think that'll be touch and go, if I'm honest
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Speaker 3: with you.
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Speaker 1: I think touch and go is the right way to
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Speaker 1: put it.
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Speaker 4: But I think if you word it correctly with those guys,
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Speaker 4: it'll be fine.
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Speaker 1: Okay, cool. All right, there's a lot more here too,
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Speaker 1: so we'll just keep going through them. Turn that brown
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Speaker 1: upside down.
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Speaker 3: I like that.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's no problem with legal anyway. Okay, sweet as...
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Speaker 1: Two and a half hazies. That's fine. Yep. That's fine.
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Speaker 1: Taking care of jizzness.
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Speaker 3: That's very good. That's very clever.
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Speaker 1: Very good, is it?
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Speaker 2: Yes.
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Speaker 1: I don't know what it's got to do with the
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Speaker 1: name of a beer, but I like it.
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Speaker 3: Well, you know, you're having a beer, you're taking care
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Speaker 3: of jizzness.
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Speaker 1: Oh, totally. When you put it like that.
16:06
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
16:07
Speaker 1: Now I get it. Now I understand. Keezy on all
16:11
Speaker 1: fours sharing a bed with 20 dudes in Clevedon with me,
16:14
Speaker 1: Keezy Tropical Pale Ale. Well, there's your winner. Yeah.
16:18
Speaker 3: Well, no, it's not the winner. No problems there.
16:20
Speaker 1: So you're happy for me to submit? That's just some
16:22
Speaker 1: of them. Submit all those to legal. We'll just see
16:24
Speaker 1: how we get on.
16:25
Speaker 3: Yeah, totally, man.
16:26
Speaker 5: God, we've got some smart listeners out there.
16:27
Speaker 3: There we go. Clever, clever.
16:29
Speaker 1: 3483, it's your last day. We've got a whole heap
16:31
Speaker 1: of Emerson's hoodies to send out. If you've got a
16:33
Speaker 1: good name for it.
16:34
Speaker 3: In the meantime, here's Foo Fighters.
16:37
Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show.
16:38
Speaker 1: Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
16:41
Speaker 4: REM there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.
16:45
Speaker 4: The time is 4.49. Fellas, let's talk TV. What's on
16:50
Speaker 4: the telly with Mike Minogue.
16:56
Speaker 1: Yeah!
16:58
Speaker 3: That's right.
16:59
Speaker 5: That was a little bit boring for me, I'm afraid.
17:01
Speaker 5: I've just been ploughing on with my old made-alone TVNZ Plus,
17:05
Speaker 5: 13 seasons of it. People are stranded out in the
17:07
Speaker 5: middle of nowhere. The last person out there gets half
17:10
Speaker 5: a million bucks.
17:11
Speaker 3: Yeah.
17:11
Speaker 1: Just chipping away, man, chipping away.
17:13
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's good stuff.
17:14
Speaker 1: I was actually just on that real quick, Jase. Came
17:17
Speaker 1: home last night, my wife was watching Masterchef. Oh, yes. Australia.
17:22
Speaker 1: which is such a, I don't know, like, my mum
17:25
Speaker 1: watches MasterChef, and your mum watches MasterChef.
17:27
Speaker 3: We used to love it back in the day.
17:29
Speaker 1: Totally, but then there's been like 50 billion seasons now,
17:31
Speaker 1: so I don't care anymore. Yes. But, so she was
17:34
Speaker 1: sitting there watching that, and the delicious food and stuff,
17:36
Speaker 1: and I was just like, this is terrible, because they
17:37
Speaker 1: were making pork or something, it wasn't mint, but I
17:41
Speaker 1: was just sitting there the whole time going, this is
17:42
Speaker 1: making me really hungry, and really not want the dinner
17:44
Speaker 1: that I have made. Yeah.
17:46
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:47
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
17:49
Speaker 3: What was the dinner you had?
17:50
Speaker 1: It was a homemade pie. Oh, yeah, how was it? Delicious.
17:54
Speaker 3: Yeah, good.
17:54
Speaker 1: Thank you. What did you watch, Jase?
17:57
Speaker 3: Fellas, I was carrying on. This is very odd.
18:00
Speaker 4: I was watching, carrying on with the Lizzie Borden story.
18:03
Speaker 1: Yeah.
18:05
Speaker 4: The fourth series, a series called Monsters, and it's sort
18:09
Speaker 4: of focusing on real-life serial killers, but dramatised. And we
18:14
Speaker 4: started the fourth episode, and forgive me for this, I
18:17
Speaker 4: hope one of you might know the name of the person,
18:20
Speaker 4: but it started off with the story of the serial killer,
18:25
Speaker 4: the female serial killer, portrayed by Charlize Theron.
18:29
Speaker 3: Can you remember what her name was?
18:31
Speaker 1: Eileen something.
18:32
Speaker 3: Eileen something, yeah, yeah.
18:34
Speaker 4: So the fourth episode started off with her and telling
18:38
Speaker 4: her story. And my wife and I were like, what
18:41
Speaker 4: the bloody hell is going on? Why has it suddenly
18:44
Speaker 4: jumped to her story in the middle of the other story?
18:48
Speaker 4: And so we sort of went back and checked and
18:51
Speaker 4: then we fast forwarded and we.
18:53
Speaker 3: Realized that this went for about 15 or 20 minutes,
18:55
Speaker 3: her story.
18:58
Speaker 4: And it turns out that her partner in that crime
19:03
Speaker 4: was reading the story of Lizzie Borden to her.
19:07
Speaker 3: And so then it.
19:08
Speaker 4: Jumped back to the Lizzie Borden story once they started
19:12
Speaker 4: reading from the book. But it was very off-putting and
19:15
Speaker 4: sort of what the hell's going on type thing. But,
19:18
Speaker 4: you know, still enjoying it, still good performances. This is
19:22
Speaker 4: the episode of the actual killings, I guess you would say.
19:28
Speaker 3: Oh, jeez. It's hyper-violent.
19:30
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't need it.
19:30
Speaker 4: So if you don't like violence, you don't like blood
19:33
Speaker 4: and guts, please.
19:35
Speaker 3: Don't watch this show.
19:36
Speaker 1: But you're enjoying it.
19:38
Speaker 3: I'm enjoying the performances. I'm not enjoying the gore. Yeah, right. Yeah.
19:44
Speaker 1: I don't like watching that murder stuff.
19:46
Speaker 4: No.
19:46
Speaker 1: It's mean. It's mean. It's mean. It makes me feel bad. Yeah.
19:50
Speaker 1: It makes me feel sad, you know? Monsters, that's on Netflix.
19:53
Speaker 1: How many buzzies out of five?
19:57
Speaker 3: I've dropped it down to a 3.2 buzzies.
19:59
Speaker 1: Okay.
19:59
Speaker 3: All right.
20:00
Speaker 1: Good to know.
20:02
Speaker 3: Ah, the Stone Temple Pilots, fellas. I'm fired up for that.
20:09
Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune
20:12
Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
20:14
Speaker 4: Welcome back, you massive backbones. Hope you're surviving your hump day.
20:18
Speaker 4: You're listening to The Big Show, incidentally, brought to you
20:20
Speaker 4: by ReBurger.
20:21
Speaker 1: Handcrafted burgers, loaded fries and gourmet eats that'll change the game.
20:25
Speaker 3: Ah, that's really quite yummy.
20:28
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what's really lovely, actually, fellas, with the
20:31
Speaker 4: weather changing. It's good to see people out and about
20:33
Speaker 4: again out the windows. It really is.
20:36
Speaker 3: It's like a ghost town over winter, isn't it?
20:38
Speaker 4: No one sort of goes back and forth, and it's
20:41
Speaker 4: nice to see all the people out there enjoying the sun,
20:44
Speaker 4: enjoying the weather, enjoying the extra light at the end
20:47
Speaker 4: of the day.
20:48
Speaker 5: Well, all I can see is one guy sitting on
20:50
Speaker 5: a bench, doom-scrolling, and sucking on a vape.
20:55
Speaker 1: Is that what you mean?
20:55
Speaker 5: What?
20:56
Speaker 3: I find myself, you know, sort of drawn to him
20:59
Speaker 3: for some reason. I can relate. You know what I'm saying?
21:02
Speaker 4: But just in general, I mean, just people going back
21:07
Speaker 4: and forth.
21:07
Speaker 1: You're happy it's spring because you're happy to be perving
21:10
Speaker 1: out the window again is what you're saying, all right? Yes.
21:13
Speaker 1: We get it, man. You love it. It's fine. I
21:17
Speaker 1: just went and bought some chips. You did. Went out
21:19
Speaker 1: in public with my Hoity J shirt on because I'm
21:21
Speaker 1: wearing a Jason Hoyt shirt today with three pictures of
21:24
Speaker 1: Jase's face on it. one young fellow was clearly coming
21:28
Speaker 1: back from the gym, looked at my shirt, looked at me,
21:31
Speaker 1: started laughing. So I think he was like, that's a
21:33
Speaker 1: cool shirt. Yeah, I think so. That's a good sign.
21:36
Speaker 4: Can I say, Keezy, it's fiercely tight. We were talking
21:40
Speaker 4: about it at the top of the show. I mean,
21:42
Speaker 4: it is really grabbing hold there.
21:45
Speaker 1: But, you know, because they only come in small, extra small,
21:50
Speaker 1: or extra, extra small for some reason.
21:51
Speaker 3: Yeah. Female sizes.
21:55
Speaker 4: Or.
21:56
Speaker 3: Or.
21:56
Speaker 4: Yeah.
21:57
Speaker 1: What?
21:57
Speaker 3: I don't know.
21:58
Speaker 1: Is that sexist?
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Speaker 3: No, because I'm talking about, you know.
22:02
Speaker 1: What, all females are smaller, are they? Is that true? God,
22:05
Speaker 1: I wouldn't want to be saying that on the radio.
22:07
Speaker 4: Jeez.
22:08
Speaker 3: Here's Arctic Monkeys.
22:10
Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
22:14
Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
22:16
Speaker 4: Lenny Kravitz there on the Hodaki Big Show this Wednesday evening.
22:20
Speaker 4: The time is 10 minutes past 5 o'clock.
22:22
Speaker 5: Fellas, I got into a little bit of a tete-a-tete,
22:26
Speaker 5: I guess you could say, Jase.
22:28
Speaker 3: Yes.
22:28
Speaker 5: Fisty cuffs, a melee. It didn't quite come to blows,
22:32
Speaker 5: but it was, jeez.
22:34
Speaker 3: On the precipice.
22:35
Speaker 5: On the precipice of the year. I was down in
22:39
Speaker 5: Commercial Bay, which is an area in Auckland not far
22:41
Speaker 5: from an office that I frequent. And there was a
22:47
Speaker 5: homeless person there, a person in need.
22:50
Speaker 4: Yes.
22:51
Speaker 5: Now, I've got a rule that I don't give money
22:53
Speaker 5: to anyone.
22:54
Speaker 3: Ever.
22:55
Speaker 5: However, this particular human being had a dog, and that
23:01
Speaker 5: really tugged at my heartstrings there.
23:04
Speaker 4: Yes.
23:05
Speaker 1: Which is probably a method used.
23:06
Speaker 5: To sucker me in there. Anyway, I reached into my pocket,
23:12
Speaker 5: and all I had was a $ 50 note, and I thought, no, no,
23:16
Speaker 5: maybe not that much. I looked around, there was nothing
23:19
Speaker 5: else in my wallet, but I looked around and there
23:20
Speaker 5: was a busker there and I thought, well, why don't
23:22
Speaker 5: I just go to the busker and I'll get change
23:25
Speaker 5: from the busker.
23:26
Speaker 1: Yes.
23:27
Speaker 5: Because there was like an open sort of violin case
23:31
Speaker 5: there and just help myself to the change there and
23:34
Speaker 5: then I could give the money to the homeless person.
23:37
Speaker 1: So I did that. Anyway, next thing you know, absolutely
23:40
Speaker 1: blown up.
23:40
Speaker 5: What are you doing? Get your hands out of there,
23:42
Speaker 5: all that sort of thing. Am I in the wrong there?
23:44
Speaker 1: Did you... Did you ask first?
23:47
Speaker 5: No.
23:48
Speaker 1: Right, so you walked up holding a 50. Yeah. And
23:51
Speaker 1: did you gesture and say, I'm just going to swap this?
23:53
Speaker 5: Well, no, because she was playing violin and singing and
23:58
Speaker 5: she had her eyes closed. Oh, wow.
24:00
Speaker 1: So I just thought, well, I'll just get in there.
24:02
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, just get it done.
24:04
Speaker 1: So she opens her eyes and you're rummaging around in
24:06
Speaker 1: her violin case.
24:08
Speaker 5: Yes.
24:09
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, just breaking his fitty.
24:12
Speaker 5: I'm breaking my fitty. And I said to her, I said,
24:14
Speaker 5: I'm just breaking a fitty. Actually, that's not true. I said,
24:19
Speaker 5: first I said, break a fitty? But she couldn't hear me.
24:23
Speaker 4: Right.
24:23
Speaker 5: And then she opened her eyes and she saw me like,
24:25
Speaker 5: what are you doing? Breaking a fitty.
24:27
Speaker 1: So she continued to play the violin?
24:30
Speaker 5: She did until she saw me doing that. And I said,
24:32
Speaker 5: I'm just breaking a fitty. And so she was, yeah,
24:34
Speaker 5: fuming about it.
24:36
Speaker 1: Did you take away $ 45 worth and leave a $ 5
24:39
Speaker 1: tip as like a thanks for letting me break a fitty?
24:42
Speaker 1: Pay her to break a fitty?
24:44
Speaker 3: Yeah.
24:44
Speaker 5: No. Who pays someone to break a fitty? Least of
24:49
Speaker 5: all a busker.
24:49
Speaker 1: Right, okay.
24:50
Speaker 3: And a busker playing a violin.
24:53
Speaker 1: I don't see what that's got to do with it.
24:54
Speaker 4: I mean, they're everywhere in the CBD, Keezy.
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Speaker 3: Violin players.
24:59
Speaker 1: Violinists. That's her? Have you seen her?
25:04
Speaker 3: Yes, I have.
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Speaker 1: Terrible.
25:05
Speaker 4: And I know the woman you're referring to too, Ree
25:07
Speaker 4: the dog. Yeah, no, that's all G.
25:11
Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought so.
25:11
Speaker 3: You know, I don't know what her problem was, to
25:13
Speaker 3: be honest with you.
25:14
Speaker 1: So once you broke the fitty, did you manage to
25:16
Speaker 1: break it? Well, no, there's sort of been that.
25:18
Speaker 5: I ended up with about $ 84 because she confused me
25:24
Speaker 5: when I was counting.
25:25
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
25:26
Speaker 4: And I bet you, I bet you it was all
25:29
Speaker 4: in coins too.
25:31
Speaker 1: Of course it was. Yeah.
25:31
Speaker 3: That's annoying.
25:33
Speaker 1: And did you leave the 50 with her? Did you
25:35
Speaker 1: leave the 50 in the case?
25:36
Speaker 3: No.
25:38
Speaker 4: No.
25:38
Speaker 1: Right, so you took $ 30- something of coins out of the
25:41
Speaker 1: case and didn't leave the $ 50.
25:42
Speaker 5: No, I took $ 80- something worth of coins. And you kept
25:45
Speaker 5: the $ 50.
25:46
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, it's annoying having to deal with all those coins.
25:49
Speaker 4: Why should he leave $ 50?
25:50
Speaker 3: And then I gave $ 2 to the homeless dog. Yeah.
25:53
Speaker 1: So it all evens out.
25:56
Speaker 3: Tell the world works, Keezy.
25:58
Speaker 1: No, no, but how did the dog... Because you probably
26:01
Speaker 1: have to give it to the owner of the dog.
26:02
Speaker 5: Oh, no, I don't trust them, but it'll all go
26:04
Speaker 5: on drugs.
26:05
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, okay, but the.
26:08
Speaker 1: Was the dog wearing a fanny pack or something? Could
26:10
Speaker 1: it put the coins away?
26:13
Speaker 5: Well, that's up to the dog.
26:16
Speaker 3: Can't tell a dog how to spend the money, Keezy.
26:18
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can lead a dog to shelter, but you
26:20
Speaker 1: can't make it something. Actually, you might write that down.
26:25
Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
26:29
Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
26:31
Speaker 4: Oasis there on the Hodaki Big Show this glorious Wednesday afternoon.
26:36
Speaker 3: The time is 5.35.
26:38
Speaker 1: Fellas, we've been running a competition called Big Deck Energy.
26:42
Speaker 3: Yes.
26:42
Speaker 1: It's with our friends at tradetester.co.nz. They're giving away two
26:46
Speaker 1: and a half grand's worth of kit for your outdoor area,
26:48
Speaker 1: your backyard, whatever it might be, every Friday. We've been
26:52
Speaker 1: doing it. It's been great. We've given away a whole
26:54
Speaker 1: lot of stuff so far. The way you enter is
26:56
Speaker 1: you head to tradetester.co.nz. You put together a shopping list,
27:00
Speaker 1: screenshot it, upload it at hodaki.co.nz, and then we call
27:05
Speaker 1: a winner every Friday. Man. Another one this Friday as well,
27:08
Speaker 1: which is cool. I've got a few examples of some
27:11
Speaker 1: orders that have been put together here. One person has
27:16
Speaker 1: selected a roof system, a louvered roof system. I like that.
27:20
Speaker 1: Two meters by three.
27:21
Speaker 5: So you're in your bedroom there, and instead of having
27:23
Speaker 5: a normal roof, it's louvered.
27:25
Speaker 3: Yeah.
27:26
Speaker 4: Right?
27:26
Speaker 1: So you can open it up, look at the stars.
27:28
Speaker 3: No, no.
27:28
Speaker 1: Whatever you want.
27:29
Speaker 3: That's lovely.
27:29
Speaker 5: For me, I would have it if my Tui was
27:32
Speaker 5: up there, that Tui bastard was up there, and I
27:34
Speaker 5: could open the louvers.
27:35
Speaker 1: And grab it. Yeah.
27:37
Speaker 3: I got you. Yeah.
27:39
Speaker 1: That's what he'd say when he grabs it.
27:41
Speaker 3: I got you. I got you.
27:42
Speaker 1: You little bastard. No, it's actually a louver system for
27:46
Speaker 1: your outdoor area. It's two meters by three meters, so
27:50
Speaker 1: you could be out there. If it's sunny, you open
27:52
Speaker 1: the louvers. Agree to disagree. Or you could use it
27:56
Speaker 1: to catch a tui and replace the roof on your bedroom.
27:58
Speaker 1: I don't know. Up to you. They've also gone for
28:00
Speaker 1: a pack of 10 composite deck tiles in mocha, right?
28:06
Speaker 1: But they've made that two packs. So if they'd done
28:08
Speaker 1: one pack of 10, it would have come in under
28:09
Speaker 1: two and a half grand, but they made it two
28:11
Speaker 1: packs of 10. So now it's over 2,600. You know
28:14
Speaker 1: what I mean?
28:15
Speaker 3: They're blowing it. They're blowing it. They got greed, people.
28:19
Speaker 3: It's greed.
28:20
Speaker 5: Do you think they've accidentally pushed plus twice?
28:23
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I was thinking, actually. So I reckon
28:25
Speaker 3: we should let them through.
28:26
Speaker 1: They knew what they were doing.
28:27
Speaker 3: I think we should let them through, Keezy.
28:30
Speaker 1: Jase?
28:32
Speaker 5: Fine.
28:33
Speaker 1: I will, okay?
28:33
Speaker 5: Oh, I'm not happy with that.
28:35
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
28:37
Speaker 5: Well, then we have to let everybody else through that
28:39
Speaker 5: doesn't follow the rules, Casey.
28:40
Speaker 1: Well, see, I'm stuck between a honker and a hard
28:42
Speaker 1: place here because either way, one of you isn't happy.
28:46
Speaker 5: Oh, man, look, I'll still be able to get a
28:47
Speaker 5: terrible sleep tonight regardless.
28:49
Speaker 1: Okay, well, that's all that matters. Yeah, totally. This person
28:51
Speaker 1: here has got a very interesting shopping list. So they've
28:54
Speaker 1: put themselves down for a solar panel, a folding 100-watt
28:58
Speaker 1: solar panel, right?
29:00
Speaker 5: Yes.
29:00
Speaker 1: That's $ 400. Premium smart control home and car washing system.
29:05
Speaker 1: like water blaster and stuff so you can clean the,
29:07
Speaker 1: you know, like.
29:08
Speaker 3: A water blaster house.
29:09
Speaker 1: What about a hose? Yeah, hose. It's $ 1, 000. It's got hoses.
29:13
Speaker 1: It's got all sorts of stuff to clean everything. A
29:17
Speaker 1: portable power station.
29:20
Speaker 3: What does that mean? It means like a sun.
29:22
Speaker 1: Like a small sun that you can use to charge
29:25
Speaker 1: up other stuff.
29:26
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:27
Speaker 3: That's handy.
29:28
Speaker 1: It's portable. Two sawhorses and a wooden raised garden bed.
29:32
Speaker 5: That's good, isn't it? Two sawhorses. Often you only have
29:36
Speaker 5: the one sawhorse, but you don't want the first sawhorse
29:39
Speaker 5: getting lonely, so he's got... two.
29:40
Speaker 3: And they do, and they like companionship.
29:42
Speaker 5: They do, and they deserve companionship.
29:44
Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't want a single sawhorse in your house.
29:47
Speaker 3: They'd be a miserable bastard.
29:48
Speaker 1: Well, you wouldn't keep it in your house. They'd turn
29:49
Speaker 1: into a blue horse, yeah. You wouldn't keep it in
29:51
Speaker 1: your house. You'd keep it in there.
29:52
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, sorry, out in the paddock.
29:55
Speaker 1: A sawhorse... Moping around the bastard. Yeah, put a jacket
29:59
Speaker 1: on it in winter. Hey, but if you would like
30:01
Speaker 1: to win.
30:02
Speaker 3: That's just silly, Keith.
30:04
Speaker 1: If you would like to win... Why would you say that?
30:06
Speaker 1: Two and a half grand's worth.
30:08
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
30:08
Speaker 1: If you'd like to win two and a half grand's
30:10
Speaker 1: worth of stuff, head to tradetested.co.nz, put together a shopping list,
30:13
Speaker 1: upload it at hodaki.co.nz, and we could be calling you
30:17
Speaker 1: this very Friday, fellas.
30:19
Speaker 3: Good stuff, mate. In the meantime, here's Guns... Roses.
30:27
Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
30:31
Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
30:33
Speaker 4: Ramones here on the Hauraki Big Show this Wednesday evening.
30:37
Speaker 3: The time is 5.46. You all right, Mikey? You seem
30:39
Speaker 3: like you're fuming a little bit there.
30:43
Speaker 1: Family, man. I don't know.
30:44
Speaker 5: Oh, don't get me started. You can't pick your family, Keezy.
30:48
Speaker 5: That's what they say.
30:49
Speaker 1: That's true, man. Has something been bugging you?
30:53
Speaker 5: Well, I'm just curious more than anything. I know how
30:55
Speaker 5: you like playing that. You can play it if you like.
31:02
Speaker 5: So we were meant to have some family come and
31:05
Speaker 5: stay with us.
31:06
Speaker 3: Oh, lovely.
31:08
Speaker 5: Just overnight, sort of break up their trip as they
31:10
Speaker 5: were heading back down to Wellington there. I don't want
31:13
Speaker 5: to get too specific, but it was my cousin Nick
31:16
Speaker 5: and his wife and their two kids.
31:17
Speaker 1: What's her name?
31:19
Speaker 5: I can't remember, to be honest.
31:22
Speaker 3: So you're close.
31:24
Speaker 1: Yeah. And so then there's the two kids.
31:27
Speaker 5: The two kids are young, about six and four-ish, coming
31:30
Speaker 5: up four-ish sort of thing. So nice for my daughter
31:32
Speaker 5: to spend some time. Anyway, we were trying to avoid
31:35
Speaker 5: this at all costs because it's a pain in the
31:37
Speaker 5: ass when you have people come and stay for one
31:39
Speaker 5: night because you've got to make up four beds, you've
31:41
Speaker 5: got to find blankets, and then you've got to clean
31:44
Speaker 5: everything the next day. So we were trying to make
31:46
Speaker 5: it so that they would just stay somewhere else, like
31:49
Speaker 5: a hotel or whatever.
31:51
Speaker 1: But my wife.
31:52
Speaker 5: Insisted and so did they.
31:54
Speaker 1: Oh, that's annoying. God damn it.
31:56
Speaker 5: Anyway, so we clean the whole house, which is not
32:00
Speaker 5: what we like to do, make it look all tickety-boo,
32:03
Speaker 5: like it's a hotel, you know, like we always live
32:05
Speaker 5: like that.
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Speaker 1: The usual, the usual.
32:06
Speaker 3: The sort of thing you'd see in the spread of
32:08
Speaker 3: house and garden.
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Speaker 5: Exactly right. You're just about to have a photo shoot.
32:11
Speaker 5: It's like Keezy's house with him and his missus just
32:13
Speaker 5: about to be in a centrefold. God, that was a facade,
32:17
Speaker 5: wasn't it?
32:18
Speaker 1: Sorry, centrefold. Do you mean Women's Day? I was on
32:21
Speaker 1: Women's Day.
32:22
Speaker 5: Anyway, today they're meant to turn up at lunchtime. We
32:23
Speaker 5: get a phone call or a text, I should say. 11.30,
32:26
Speaker 5: we're not coming.
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Speaker 3: Unbelievable.
32:28
Speaker 1: Unbelievable. Well, hang on, you haven't heard why yet. It
32:31
Speaker 1: might be believable. Well, is there a good enough reason? Well, yeah,
32:34
Speaker 1: I mean, their car might have broken down.
32:37
Speaker 5: Well, it hadn't because their car was parked outside the
32:39
Speaker 5: front of our house.
32:40
Speaker 1: That doesn't make any, what? Well, they've been on Waiheke Island.
32:44
Speaker 4: Oh.
32:44
Speaker 5: So anyway, it turns out one of their daughters was
32:47
Speaker 5: really sick. And so they said that they didn't want
32:50
Speaker 5: to stay with us. Oh, well, there you go, in
32:52
Speaker 5: case it makes you guys sick.
32:53
Speaker 3: Excuse me?
32:56
Speaker 1: I decide. Right, it just seems that them not making
33:02
Speaker 1: you sick and your family and your daughter is the
33:05
Speaker 1: right call. You're saying that I would have got sick? No,
33:09
Speaker 1: obviously not. I can't guarantee you would or would not
33:11
Speaker 1: have gotten sick, but why risk it? To get the biscuit.
33:14
Speaker 5: Well, I guess we're never going to know.
33:16
Speaker 1: But I don't know.
33:17
Speaker 5: It just felt to me like it was a little
33:18
Speaker 5: bit taken for granted, Jase.
33:20
Speaker 3: Yeah, especially when you've gone out of your way like that.
33:24
Speaker 1: Well, no, he tried to make them get a hotel.
33:26
Speaker 1: And all he'd done was tidy his house. Well, what
33:27
Speaker 1: would you have done in that situation? Well, I would
33:31
Speaker 1: have tidied the house like you. And then when I
33:33
Speaker 1: got the text, I would have been like, oh, no,
33:35
Speaker 1: sorry to hear that Harry or whatever the daughter's name
33:38
Speaker 1: is sick.
33:39
Speaker 3: Harry? Who calls their daughter Harry?
33:42
Speaker 1: Keezy? Keezy? I was just, I don't know, and then
33:45
Speaker 1: I would have said, no worries. Maybe next time I
33:47
Speaker 1: would have said.
33:49
Speaker 3: And then he would have gone, just me and you tonight, darling.
33:53
Speaker 1: And then she would have said, yeah, like every night
33:55
Speaker 1: for the last 15 years. And then I would have
33:58
Speaker 1: been like, oh yeah.
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Speaker 4: The other thing, Mogi, about your family cancelling their stay
34:34
Speaker 4: tonight is no doubt you've prepared a magnificent feast for them.
34:39
Speaker 3: And now what are you going to do with all
34:40
Speaker 3: that food?
34:41
Speaker 1: Well, there's that as well.
34:43
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
34:43
Speaker 5: There's that as well because my wife had to, she
34:46
Speaker 5: picked up a late contracting job. And so she said,
34:49
Speaker 5: I'm going to be working late last night. No dinner
34:52
Speaker 5: for you when you get home. You're going to forget it.
34:53
Speaker 5: I said, that's fine, my love. I'll sort it out
34:56
Speaker 5: when I get home. How would you like fish and
34:58
Speaker 5: chips out of the freezer.
35:00
Speaker 1: Oh, like frozen fish.
35:02
Speaker 5: Frozen fish and some frozen chips there on Mogi. Old
35:07
Speaker 5: Mogi will sort it out for you. What do you
35:08
Speaker 5: think about that? She's like, oh, well, actually, I thought
35:11
Speaker 5: I'd save that for tomorrow night when your family turns up.
35:15
Speaker 5: And so I saved it, especially for them. Yeah.
35:19
Speaker 4: And now.
35:20
Speaker 1: Oh, it's a shame because you're really rolling out the
35:22
Speaker 1: red carpet by the sounds of it.
35:23
Speaker 3: I know.
35:24
Speaker 4: And just to think, Keezy, I mean, generally everything that
35:26
Speaker 4: comes out of the freezer is frozen.
35:30
Speaker 1: You'll find that, man.
35:32
Speaker 3: Hey, Keezy.
35:33
Speaker 1: What's up, man?
35:34
Speaker 4: Because I love knowing what old Keezy's having for dinner.
35:39
Speaker 4: What are you having for dinner tonight at your joint?
35:43
Speaker 1: So I messaged my wife and I said. What does
35:46
Speaker 1: it say? Hang on. What does it say?
35:48
Speaker 3: Hang on. For what?
35:50
Speaker 1: So I messaged my wife being like, hey, we don't
35:53
Speaker 1: have a dinner planned tonight. What do you feel like?
35:55
Speaker 1: And then she said, I feel like yams for some reason.
36:00
Speaker 1: She loves yams. You've got to break up with her.
36:02
Speaker 3: My God, Keezy.
36:05
Speaker 4: Without a word of a lie, we had yams last night. Jase.
36:10
Speaker 4: It's been 10 years since we've had yams.
36:13
Speaker 3: In fact, when my wife was serving it, I was like,
36:16
Speaker 3: what the hell are those?
36:17
Speaker 1: And what did she say?
36:18
Speaker 3: Yams. Wow. True story.
36:22
Speaker 1: I said, are yams in season? She thumbs it up.
36:25
Speaker 1: And then she said, what about couscous bowl with yams, pumpkin, halloumi,
36:29
Speaker 1: and spinach? And I said, absolutely, my love. But what
36:34
Speaker 1: she doesn't know is that I want to throw mine
36:35
Speaker 1: in the bin and get the frozen fish out of
36:37
Speaker 1: the freezer instead.
36:38
Speaker 3: Pumpkin, man.
36:39
Speaker 5: What's happening with pumpkin?
36:40
Speaker 1: Pumpkin's delicious.
36:41
Speaker 3: Jase, what are you having?
36:42
Speaker 4: Homemade butter chicken pie. Really?
36:46
Speaker 3: It sounds yum. Yeah.
36:47
Speaker 1: You're going to put sauce on it?
36:48
Speaker 3: Which is funny because my daughter doesn't eat pies.
36:51
Speaker 5: That is funny, isn't it?
36:53
Speaker 1: That's hilarious. Wait, wait.
36:54
Speaker 4: Is it?
36:54
Speaker 1: No, I'm cracking up. Wait, is it?
36:57
Speaker 3: Wait, is it?
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Speaker 4: Faith no more on the Hodaki Big Show this Wednesday evening.
37:08
Speaker 4: The time is 6.13, which means it's time for Dishwasher Chat.
37:19
Speaker 5: You've done something with your hair, Jase. You look like a,
37:21
Speaker 5: what is it there, a chump.
37:26
Speaker 1: Fellas, what's up, chump?
37:30
Speaker 3: True story, this.
37:31
Speaker 4: Two days in a row, I've emptied our dishwasher and
37:36
Speaker 4: it's been dirty both times.
37:38
Speaker 1: You know what that means, don't you? Oh, is it broken?
37:40
Speaker 1: Is it not washing them properly?
37:42
Speaker 3: No, it hasn't been on. They've been full to the gunnels. Yeah,
37:45
Speaker 3: I bet.
37:45
Speaker 4: It's been full to the gunnels, you know, and we're
37:48
Speaker 4: heavy rinsers. So it's very hard to tell if something's
37:52
Speaker 4: been washed. And two days in a row, I've got
37:55
Speaker 4: down to literally like the last bowl in the dishwasher
37:59
Speaker 4: and gone, hang about, has this even been through yet?
38:04
Speaker 5: Traditionally what time of day are you putting your wash through?
38:06
Speaker 5: Do you have a time of day that traditionally it
38:08
Speaker 5: goes on?
38:09
Speaker 3: Generally, Mogie, at the end of the day. I agree.
38:12
Speaker 3: Before we go to bed.
38:13
Speaker 1: See?
38:14
Speaker 3: Yes.
38:15
Speaker 4: And it's so infuriating because then you have to go
38:19
Speaker 4: back and get all the stuff that you put away
38:22
Speaker 4: and it's like, oh God, was that in the wash
38:26
Speaker 4: or was that not in the wash?
38:27
Speaker 3: Has that been washed?
38:29
Speaker 1: See, my wife and I have different policies when it
38:32
Speaker 1: comes to rinsing. I'll give it a quick splash with
38:35
Speaker 1: hot water under the tap, but I like to leave
38:37
Speaker 1: some for the dishwasher to do. So you're clearly rinsing
38:41
Speaker 1: so much. Well, I am a big rinser as well
38:46
Speaker 1: because you want the dishwasher to do the cleaning. But
38:50
Speaker 1: the rinsing is a separate job. If you're in a
38:53
Speaker 1: restaurant and you're on the dishes, it's your job to
38:55
Speaker 1: get rid of all the stuff on top of it
38:56
Speaker 1: and then it gets a clean after that. So the
39:00
Speaker 1: reason why I make sure that all the debris is
39:02
Speaker 1: removed from the plate is otherwise you end up at
39:04
Speaker 1: a dinner party and your dishwasher is all clogged up
39:09
Speaker 1: And you have to take it apart to get it
39:10
Speaker 1: to work.
39:11
Speaker 3: Yeah, to make it function again.
39:12
Speaker 1: Well, it's funny you say that, Mogi, and you're hinting
39:14
Speaker 1: at the fact that I had to do that recently.
39:15
Speaker 1: The cause was actually the kitchen downpipe that it's plumbed into.
39:20
Speaker 1: It wasn't the dishwasher. Because my wife said the same thing.
39:23
Speaker 1: She said, well, if you rinsed more.
39:24
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's got a point.
39:26
Speaker 1: So she's done you there. ah has she that's all
39:29
Speaker 1: G but it was actually plunging the sink that fixed
39:33
Speaker 1: it Yes. In a motion like this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, plundering. Yeah, plundering.
39:38
Speaker 3: Plundering it.
39:39
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was sort of doing this.
39:42
Speaker 3: Oh, is that what you're doing?
39:44
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I mean, I don't know if I would
39:46
Speaker 4: just classify myself as a heavy rinser, but certainly I
39:50
Speaker 4: like to get the scum off.
39:52
Speaker 5: Yes, the scum, I agree.
39:54
Speaker 3: And then put it into the dishwasher. So then all
39:57
Speaker 3: the dishwasher's doing is, in effect, cleansing and.
40:02
Speaker 4: Degrossing your dishes.
40:04
Speaker 3: Yeah, degrossing.
40:05
Speaker 1: That's the thing. You're plundering and degrossing.
40:07
Speaker 5: Can I say, Jase, it sounds to me like you
40:10
Speaker 5: need to put a canary in the coal mine. I
40:13
Speaker 5: think you need to have a bowl or a cup
40:16
Speaker 5: that you put in there, and then when that's dirty,
40:19
Speaker 5: when you put it in there, and then you check
40:20
Speaker 5: that first.
40:21
Speaker 1: If it's clean, you know you're good.
40:22
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a good plan, actually.
40:24
Speaker 5: Because I don't need someone of your age hitting their 40s,
40:27
Speaker 5: all of a sudden they're empty and dirty dishwashers, you know?
40:30
Speaker 3: Did my head in, man.
40:31
Speaker 5: You look like you're mad.
40:32
Speaker 3: Oh, well, yes. And, you know, it's not a great
40:36
Speaker 3: way to start the day, I'll be honest with you.
40:38
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
40:39
Speaker 1: Absolutely futile.
40:40
Speaker 3: Effing and jeffing at, you know, 7.30 in the morning, Keezy.
40:45
Speaker 1: To be honest, Jase, I mean, when we were at
40:47
Speaker 1: your place for your dinner party.
40:49
Speaker 3: Here we go.
40:50
Speaker 1: Your wife told me that you got all the clothes
40:52
Speaker 1: out of the washing machine and then folded them and
40:54
Speaker 1: put them all away.
40:55
Speaker 3: Yeah.
40:56
Speaker 1: And they were all soiled. Yeah.
40:59
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's hot, though, isn't it?
41:02
Speaker 1: Yeah. She said, that explains why Hoity J always, she said,
41:05
Speaker 1: have you noticed he always stinks at work? And I
41:06
Speaker 1: was like, yes. Yes.
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41:15
Speaker 4: Pearl Jam there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this
41:18
Speaker 4: Wednesday night.
41:19
Speaker 3: The time is 6.27.
41:20
Speaker 1: Fellas, have you heard of Chasing the Fox?
41:23
Speaker 3: Yes.
41:24
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, we've been to it. Yeah, we have.
41:26
Speaker 1: A few times.
41:27
Speaker 3: Had a bit of a smack last time, didn't we?
41:28
Speaker 1: We did, actually. We got to play the same course beforehand,
41:33
Speaker 1: before all the big celebs and that played.
41:35
Speaker 4: Yes.
41:35
Speaker 3: Far too good for us, for the likes of us.
41:39
Speaker 1: From recollection, we had a shocker. A very hard course.
41:41
Speaker 1: But it's happening again. It is December 11th. It's happening
41:45
Speaker 1: at Royal Auckland and Grange, which is a very fancy
41:48
Speaker 1: course here in Auckland. I don't feel comfortable there. It's
41:50
Speaker 1: too fancy for me. But Ryan Fox, he's coming home
41:54
Speaker 1: after the biggest win of his career. And we here
41:56
Speaker 1: at Hauraki are giving listeners a chance to fly with
41:59
Speaker 1: a friend to see him play live at Chasing the Fox,
42:02
Speaker 1: brought to you by Kiwi Bank. Great prize.
42:04
Speaker 3: It is a really great prize. And genuinely, it's a
42:07
Speaker 3: really good day out, isn't it, fellas?
42:08
Speaker 5: As a matter of fact, I remember the fellas that
42:11
Speaker 5: won it last year there. I think he was actually
42:15
Speaker 5: a greenkeeper somewhere else around the country.
42:17
Speaker 1: Actually, that rings a bell.
42:18
Speaker 5: They absolutely enjoyed themselves.
42:21
Speaker 4: And if you love your golf, I mean, it's great
42:24
Speaker 4: to just have a- Even if you don't. Yeah, even
42:25
Speaker 4: if you don't, because there's all sorts of stalls and
42:27
Speaker 4: stuff going on. Isn't old Foxy, isn't he a legend?
42:32
Speaker 1: He is.
42:33
Speaker 3: He's a lovely fella.
42:34
Speaker 1: He's great, and I would like to see him, but
42:36
Speaker 1: to be honest, for me, it's the stalls.
42:38
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, last time I was here, there was
42:40
Speaker 5: a Coconut Shy. You know, you throw a baseball and
42:45
Speaker 5: if you knock off the coconut, you get to keep it.
42:47
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
42:48
Speaker 5: That's one of my favourite stalls.
42:50
Speaker 4: I think my favourite one was the clowns with the
42:54
Speaker 4: ping pong balls.
42:57
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a great stall.
43:01
Speaker 1: But, of course, there's amazing celebs and big names and
43:04
Speaker 1: sporting people going head-to-head. But the stalls. But the stalls, though.
43:07
Speaker 1: Holy cow. But fly you to the Fox. The prize
43:11
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43:14
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43:17
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43:23
Speaker 4: Hopefully we get another whack on it because it's one
43:28
Speaker 4: of those courses where even the fairways are like greens.
43:32
Speaker 4: It's so beautifully manicured that it's just stunning.
43:37
Speaker 1: It's interesting, isn't it?
43:38
Speaker 5: Because you can say a course is difficult, but I
43:40
Speaker 5: find the hardest thing, Of all is hitting the ball straight.
43:43
Speaker 3: Yes.
43:44
Speaker 5: So if you hit the ball straight, the course becomes
43:46
Speaker 5: a bit easier, I'd imagine.
43:48
Speaker 3: That's true.
43:48
Speaker 1: But I'm not quite there yet.
43:50
Speaker 4: Yeah.
43:50
Speaker 1: But to be honest, even Ryan Fox in past years
43:53
Speaker 1: has struggled around it. Yeah. Although last year he said
43:56
Speaker 1: that the reason was that he kept getting distracted by
43:58
Speaker 1: the stalls. Oh, yeah, the stall. Yeah, he spotted the
44:01
Speaker 1: one where you throw a ball at a target and
44:04
Speaker 1: then a fella falls into a tank of water.
44:07
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a doozy, that one.
44:09
Speaker 5: In terms of stalls, that's right up there.
44:13
Speaker 1: What's your favourite stall in New Zealand?
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Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
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44:28
Speaker 3: Do you ever picture people just switching off?
44:43
Speaker 1: Like that coming on after a great song and then
44:45
Speaker 1: them just switching the stereo off? No, never. I do.
44:48
Speaker 4: Now, we do a bonus podcast. It's called The Disclaimer,
44:56
Speaker 4: where we just shoot the breeze, don't we, fellas?
44:59
Speaker 3: We shoot the breeze.
45:00
Speaker 1: Certainly do. Doosh, doosh, doo-doo. Today's clip's called Desperesee, and
45:05
Speaker 1: I don't remember what it's about, but here you go.
45:07
Speaker 1: It comes out at 7.30 tonight.
45:08
Speaker 3: Doo-doo, doo-doo.
45:10
Speaker 1: No, but I'm keen, though, Jase. Have you put me forward, man?
45:12
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, actually....
45:15
Speaker 1: Like this thing you were filming today. That must be
45:17
Speaker 1: running out of actors.
45:18
Speaker 3: Yes, and I said, there's this young fella, old Keezy.
45:22
Speaker 1: He's got a mate, Pugsan.
45:23
Speaker 4: And he's got a mate called Pugsan who works in
45:25
Speaker 4: Studio B, and he's just a natural talent.
45:28
Speaker 3: I'll send you some vids through.
45:30
Speaker 5: Get him, get him, get him, get him.
45:36
Speaker 1: It's good stuff, fellas. Do you like that one, Gigi? Yeah, man,
45:38
Speaker 1: it's good. So Pugs has selected a bit where it's
45:43
Speaker 1: them saying that Pugs is really great. Where we're big
45:46
Speaker 1: up in them.
45:47
Speaker 3: He's loving that.
45:47
Speaker 1: He's like, get that on the wireless, man. Make the
45:49
Speaker 1: most of it, yeah.
45:51
Speaker 4: Now, listen, obviously you're... That evening has changed somewhat, Mogi.
45:57
Speaker 4: So maybe a quiet one for you tonight instead of
45:59
Speaker 4: your family coming over.
46:00
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess so, man. I guess so.
46:03
Speaker 5: We'll just have to sit down and have a meeting
46:05
Speaker 5: with the wife and we're just going to have to
46:07
Speaker 5: come to grips with, I don't know.
46:09
Speaker 1: Get to grips and we'll come to terms? Come to grips.
46:11
Speaker 1: Come to grips.
46:12
Speaker 5: Yeah.
46:13
Speaker 1: Have you not heard of that?
46:14
Speaker 3: Nah.
46:15
Speaker 1: Come to grips. I don't know if I could.
46:18
Speaker 3: Wait.
46:19
Speaker 1: You could. Depends who's gripping.
46:23
Speaker 4: Keezy?
46:25
Speaker 5: What's up, man?
46:26
Speaker 3: What are your plans, man?
46:27
Speaker 1: Having yams.
46:30
Speaker 3: I'm so disappointed with that.
46:32
Speaker 1: And then my wife will go to bed at some stage.
46:34
Speaker 3: You're going to go for a walk for your digestion?
46:36
Speaker 1: We'll go for a walk for my digestion after dinner there.
46:38
Speaker 1: Did you have one last night? Did. How far did
46:40
Speaker 1: you go? Around the block. Don't know. I've never measured it,
46:44
Speaker 1: but it was lovely. Really nice.
46:46
Speaker 5: Thank you.
46:47
Speaker 1: And then she'll go to bed at some point, and
46:48
Speaker 1: then I'll probably go online with the fellas. And then, yeah.
46:54
Speaker 1: What are you up to, Jase?
46:56
Speaker 3: It's funny, actually.
46:57
Speaker 1: If you start another one, it's funny, actually, and then
46:59
Speaker 1: bang on about something that isn't funny.
47:02
Speaker 4: No, because my wife just only just now texted me
47:05
Speaker 4: to say, oh, and by the way, one of our
47:07
Speaker 4: daughter's friends is also coming over tonight, and they're going
47:11
Speaker 4: out on the town.
47:11
Speaker 1: Well, I'm sure they say that now, but will it happen?
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: They'll let you down, man. Yeah, they'll probably call and cancel.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Say they've got a cold or something.
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Speaker 1: Bloody terrible. That is funny. So.
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Speaker 4: We'll see how that turns out. I mean, regardless of
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Speaker 4: whether she comes or not, my wife and I will
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Speaker 4: probably have a just... Actually, because the weather's the way
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Speaker 4: it is and we're getting those extra daylight hours, I
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Speaker 4: think that... definitely go for a walk tonight that's so
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Speaker 4: cool often because at this time of night normally it's
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Speaker 4: raining and it's a bit cold a bit dark but
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Speaker 4: we'll still go out and get some you know
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Speaker 1: See you tomorrow at four bye