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Peter Cushing Deserves a Big Dick: Rogue One's CGI Resurrection · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt it's all
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  bit hearty so I don't really understand it Luke is that a little sashwat penis
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  Dan I accidentally got soap in my urethra and sometimes Dave you don't
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  understand how sick it makes me feel the fact that I wanted to have sex with my
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  own daughter and occasionally Terry smallo maybe you wake up in the middle
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  of the night with a little sashwat panus inside of you multiple nerdgasm your
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  guide to All Things
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  nerdy we've talked a lot about how Hollywood keeps stealing our ideas did
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  you guys you probably saw the email I sent you earlier this week about uh
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  something that I noticed uh I'll it's getting out of hand to be honest I mean
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  yeah I agree we're getting we're getting no money over here for this [ __ ] you I
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  don't want so much of the money but maybe just a little bit of credit no I
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  want the money Luke I want the money yeah I wouldn't mind a bit of the money
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  they're basically using us as a filter to decide what's going to be profitable
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  but they're not paying us they want to see what the people want and they know
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  that we know what the people want exactly so for those who don't know cuz
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  I assume everybody except you guys doesn't know what I'm talking about is
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  the other week I said that I really enjoyed the first Tri xx movie mov
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  starring Vin Diesel and I was disappointed when they made the sequel
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  with Ice Cube and it wasn't very good because I thought that Vin Diesel was
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  going to be successful in that film and I thought Rob Cohen the director was
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  going to be very successful he did the first fast and furious yeah right so I
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  talked about that the other week now Vin Diesel has signed on for triple x 3 with
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  Rob Cohen to direct yeah and it's happening it starts shooting in December
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  this is following our uh our request to have uh a Rampage film Rampage the video
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  game starring Dwayne The Rock Johnson quite a specific request yeah yep that's
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  happening now that's going to be a great movie it's it's really gotten out of
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  hand now yeah and then uh and then Luke wanted to last stuff out of film yep and
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  robot Tech is that also starring The Rock probably no no no rock in that I
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  haven't decided who I want in that yet right and then and then also I've been
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  enjoying the films of James W and uh James Juan and now he's directing the
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  Robo Robo Tech we should really decide once and for all how we're going to pronounce
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  James you know what I mean I assume it's one one yeah yeah
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  one one well speaking of which I mean you're right Matt this has gone
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  completely out of hand and yeah the the the proofs in the pudding um I I found a
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  a a a clip for a trailer um really online this week and I wouldn't mind if
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  you could play it for us now Matt so that we can he just how blatant the the
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  plagiarism of Hollywood has gotten on multiple nerdgasm what I would call
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  intellectual property all right all right let's uh let's play this
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  back something is lurking in the piga
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  scrub with someone or something crawling around here and there's only one man who
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  can track him down let's get to the point star in Liam niss as Terry small
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  shoe you see him now sir well it's a tiny tiny little he'll discover there's
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  more going on than meets the eye there's a horrible sex slave trade going on but
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  will he get too close to this abominable
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  creature I've contracted AIDS coar in
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  Rose B I'm actually a bit bored man the
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  things I would do to her and Willam defo
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  as the Sasquatch there will be no survivors from Acclaim director James
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  Wan comes Sasquatch watch the movie wow out this summer ideas stolen from
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  multiple nerdgasm as I said before I've got fullblown AIDS
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  wow so there you have it I mean they're just literally just dipping into the
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  well now yeah I mean they did they did name droppers so yeah I mean at least
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  we're getting some recognition yeah it's better than nothing but it's pretty close to
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  nothing I I'm not getting it's as close to nothing as you can get while still
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  getting something cuz I'm not getting any money is my point
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  yeah what it is I still would see that
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  movie you mean trip x 3 you want to see Triple X 3 yeah no I actually wasn't a
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  triple X fan really n might have something to do with
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  the fact I haven't seen it yet yeah I haven't seen and I just assume I like it
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  that's probably probably a factor and I actually didn't know there was a tri X2
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  so when I found out there was a tri x 3 the first thing I said was there's a tri
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  X2 you know what else triple XX starred Vin Diesel it also starred Asia Argento
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  Dario argento's daughter oh right yeah who who then went on to not be in a big
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  us film ever again yeah she she looked like she was going
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  to become a big star there for a little bit and then she just didn't she just
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  did not yeah she's um she's a bit oddl looking so I think it could have gone
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  either way she's like she's interest she's interesting looking yeah yeah yeah
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  she's not not a typical Starlet so true despite that she did enjoy getting a kid
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  off yeah yeah yeah and and yeah we
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  enjoyed it as well yeah yeah we did now
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  Luke we've discussed your failure to
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  visit Mars quite a lot yep yes um and you know I'm it's a constant source of
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  disappointment for for us as as hosts of the show and I'm sure for the listeners
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  as well and um it's been further exacerbated this week because NASA has
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  begun training people who are going to Mars um obviously not including you oh
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  they've started yeah so I don't even get a chance to apply for it no they're in
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  Hawaii well no and this this is of course this is not Mars one this is not
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  a uh downloader form and and we'll send you to Mar type of organization this is
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  probably actually happening um so they've got a bunch of
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  people out uh near a dormant volcano in Hawaii in in this kind of wasteland is
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  area uh and for a year they're going to be living in isolation inside a habitat
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  as if they are on Mars they basically have to they bit of roleplay they have
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  to pretend that they're on Mars they're cosplaying as martians I would love that
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  yeah I know you would that's why I thought this is especially disappointing
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  considering go to have the Xbox set up I can still download stuff it' be fine
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  it's basically your life except you don't have to go to work yeah and they
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  pay you yep or technically he doesn't go home from
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  work that's right I also love the fact that these NASA guys have gone okay
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  we're going to put you for a year um where do you think most resembles the
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  surface of Mars and instantly they've gone Hawaii
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  yeah yeah like can we visit the Mars is no of course you can't like correct me
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  if I'm wrong but Mars would be freezing
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  cold right yeah yeah it's further away from the Sun so you know the coldest
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  place on Earth must be be warm compared to the surface of Mars I would assume
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  right because Mars is infinitely further away from the Sun than the the coldest
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  place on Earth than yeah than Greenland right right so so I would I would have
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  thought Hawaii was not perhaps a comparable temperature is what I'm
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  saying how is how is the surfing on Mars yeah that's right probably not great
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  how's the PO I do have a question cuz I'm just looking at the pictures as well why do
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  they have a tardis a tardis they have a tardis they do in the habitat I just
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  noticed that yeah well um the short answer is because they're a bunch of
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  nerds yeah ah yeah yeah almost certainly that's probably it so I mean yeah
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  basically these people have to live as if they're going to be on Mars for year
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  and it's experiment to make sure that they don't all kill each other in a you
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  know Lord of the Flies style situation how many you think are coming out
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  pregnant yeah right yeah there's four guys and three girls how many are coming out
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  pregnant what kind of sperm cocktail can they pump into each of those women yeah
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  so yeah isue it's basically to see uh whether they kill each other because
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  apparently this is the longest one of these that they've ever done well I mean
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  this looks pretty horrific if you like privacy uh because it's basically just a
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  really big tent with an American flag hanging up
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  it yep for someone like Luke this is ideal yep cuz he just doesn't give a
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  [ __ ] no am I the only person who the the first question I ask is what's the
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  bathroom situation here well look I mean there's only seven
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  of them so uh although having said that I I got to say want to share a bathroom
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  with six other people see here's the yeah right I work in an office with
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  adults right mm however a couple of times a week I go
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  into the bathroom and I've got to deal with some some [ __ ] that I shouldn't
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  have to deal with yeah like actual [ __ ] well not not actual [ __ ] necessarily I
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  have had to deal with that in the past but I mean in this case liquids of
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  various kinds on on the toilet seat that I mean as a grown man working with other
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  grown men I mean mostly because there I mean I'm a I'm a programmer uh there's
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  not a whole lot of women in my office particularly on my floor there are a few
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  few they're not on my floor mhm so it's other grown men I mean who does that as
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  an adult so someone does someone does and they Vis my office regularly as well
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  yeah that's one of those things you have to deal with now I didn't see this but
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  somebody in my office recent because we share we have a a toilet for each floor
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  and on each floor there's several businesses like on our floor there's Us
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  Red Bull is opposite um right Daniel Wellington watches us down the hall and
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  you have to leave you're a little private office and and go to the shared
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  toilets right on each floor yeah um people in my office have seen and
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  reported back a dude from somewhere else in the building we don't know where he
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  works who washes his dick in the
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  sink well I mean where else are you going to wash it yeah I mean I I guess
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  but imagine that imagine walking into the toilets seeing some dude with one foot up on the
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  on the bench and his balls hanging above
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  the sink how's it going yep just this is this is just washing the old dick like
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  does he think that's normal is he like good day how's it
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  going just washing the old penis as usual as we all do Sor were you going to
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  wash your dick here I can move down yeah does he think that's normal I
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  want to know why are your dick is getting so dirty that it
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  requires running water to clean it in that environment yeah like what has he
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  done to the toilet that he needs to wash his penis afterwards yeah he's like my
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  dick is filthy now
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  filthy yeah so uh hopefully these people
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  won't have to deal with that uh in preparation go to Mars I like to think
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  they're doing are these people ever going to go to Mars or are they just
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  doing a test to see what it's like to live in the isolation I think uh it's
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  both I I mean I don't know if these are the specific people that they want to
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  send to Mars because I know that NASA has planned to do that have do you guys
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  seen uh the Martian the film The Martian
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  is coming out soon uh it's a film adaptation of the book which is
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  apparently very good I haven't read the book um no no neither I would like to uh
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  but um Neil degrass Tyson Degrassi J
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  Tyson yeah um did this week I mean I mean he didn't do it by himself I assume
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  unless he's very very talented he there
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  was a uh it's an ad for the film sort of but it's basically like uh an episode of
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  Cosmos from the future where he's he's kind of a bit
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  graying and it's uh he's talking about the Aries Mission which is what the
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  Martian is about it's a mission to Mars that Matt Damon's character gets stuck
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  there for some reason but he's talking about that mission like it's about to
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  happen but other Mars missions have already happened and he's talk so it's
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  actually quite it's it's a thing where that guy him him just talking about
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  space just just makes me really excited
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  and makes done more with my life like I watched this video and I'm like [ __ ] I
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  wish I was involved yeah you know I wish I was going to Mars you should download a form
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  then I should I should pay the money leave it at that and leave it at that
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  and then just leave it I'm sure on the reserves list or something yeah you're
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  probably you're probably not because they don't know they don't know who didn't fill in
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  the form they're not going to track you down based on bank statements no they're
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  G you're going to get a phone call from Degrassi junor Tyson and he's going to
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  be like Luke we need you imagine imagine that we see you've downloaded the form
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  but how come you you didn't fill it out and send it back yeah yeah you are the
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  most qualified out of all waiting for you yeah exactly the [ __ ] ships on
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  the Launchpad Luke I'll tell you looking at some of those other videos of the
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  people that did apply I I wouldn't say that Luke wouldn't be in with a chance
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  no well we'll just keep it ey out there for the next one and we'll send mine
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  yeah the Mars 2 project you've got the forms right do you reckon you could just
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  submit them now give it a try do it I'll go through my email I'm probably still
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  got it I have to make a video do it see we can't kind of let you down there
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  because we we did tell you that we were going to produce you a great video yes
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  and then I kept waiting for that I came up and then never happened but I don't
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  like bringing that up it's our fault is it I don't like to talk about that part
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  well Luke I mean I could say that Matt and I were ready every day with the
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  camera and you just you just never showed up from whatever state you live
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  in yeah ter Tre well look if you want to try and do
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  it now if you if you come up to my house we can do it we can make you a f okay
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  yeah all right next time I'm up we're filming my video for me to go to Mars
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  all right it's probably way too late but we'll do it anyway yep and then we'll
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  post just ends up on our web on our YouTube channel somebody did make us a poster
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  though I know at the very least we could have sent the
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  poster everybody went to some effort except
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  Luke yep you guys know that Pokemon is pretty
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  serious business these days uh I think uh the Pokemon world championships have
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  definitely come a long way yeah I mean you don't [ __ ] around when it comes to
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  Pokemon not if you value your make it into the championship now you're happy
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  you didn't yeah it was on the cards was it you're pretty good at Pokemon you
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  downloaded the form I once entered a Pokémon no I entered a Pokémon Championship once when
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  I was tournament things I got past the first round that went this is stupid and
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  just didn't go back for the second round what I see I didn't know that you were a
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  big Pokémon fan Luke I'm not I had no idea what I was doing I think the other
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  person suck you may not have done really
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  well long term then hey I'm undefeated I think a four foot counts as
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  a
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  defeat yep well I mean the Pokemon world championships are pretty serious
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  business and uh apparently they're even more serious to
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  to two people this year um they were held in Boston and uh two people have
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  been arrested after they were found to
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  have uh two uh kind of military rifles a 12ga shotgun and an AR-15 rifle along
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  with several hundred rounds of ammunition uh and also a hunting knife
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  in their car um and you might be saying well I mean it was in the car
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  um this was after they posted pictures of them with posing with the uh with the
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  weapons on Facebook saying they were going to kill the
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  competition uh at the at the Pokemon world championship
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  so uh I mean yeah it's it's I mean I
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  just don't understand why it matters that much you know no and and and if you
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  lose at a game of Pokemon right I mean I don't know the game very well right if
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  you lose and then kill the person in real life does that mean you've won like
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  no because your Pokemon's still lost yeah I thought to win so there's nothing
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  in the rules that says but if you kill them in real life the game is changed
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  unless they were planning to use these weapons on other people's
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  Pokemon that doesn't really I don't really see how they could win shooting
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  Pikachu in the face with a shotly yeah I love they'
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  they've got a photograph here of all their gear that they brought along with
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  them and it's the two guns that you mentioned all of the ammunition the
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  hunting knife and it's also got their mobile phones here and I was like well
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  yeah I can see that they had all this stuff on them but they probably just had
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  their phones because everyone has their phones all the time you don't have to
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  say this was their equipment hunting knives guns just showing the evidence
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  they have they would have been sending the messages from their phones to I like
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  the one thing where someone actually wished them luck yeah good luck they he
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  responded with with killing the competition
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  yeah so strange so the re and in particular the reason that this was such
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  a big deal you may be wondering can't you just in the US can't you just have
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  guns in in the boot of your car you probably can but these guys didn't have
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  a license so yeah not only had they been
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  saying I mean making vague threats uh they also illegally had these weapons so
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  the but I mean these are weapons that you could have legally had if they just
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  gone and gotten the license right oh very much so I mean I I don't know for
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  sure but I believe so oh no they are definitely legal weapons yeah I'm sure
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  they probably are yeah yeah yeah but uh in this case they weren't
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  so so anyway uh if you're uh if you're thinking of trying to cheat your way to
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  the top of the Pokemon Championship um literally advertise it before you go
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  yeah literally shooting people's probably not the way to go so were the
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  cops waiting for these guys based on these tweets or yeah I think I mean because they
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  obviously they didn't actually do anything at the event we would we would
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  have heard it if millions of nerds had been gunned down yeah so I think they
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  just uh from from the Facebook posts of whatever they were notified and then
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  they searched their car and then they found the weapons so yeah yeah yeah I
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  think that's what's happened yeah serious
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  business but it's not really of course not serious business that came out of
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  it's Pokemon it's Pokémon yeah love at this website that this article has
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  posted on the very last line is so are you glad that this threat was resolved
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  leave your comments below what the [ __ ] no I wish a whole bunch of people have been
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  killed and don't give the internet the option to say that you know yeah it's
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  the internet it'll it'll make inappropriate comments on its own you're just tempting
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  fate oh
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  oh yeah tempting fate Matt do we have
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  any sandwich spokesperson pedophilia news this
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  week of course we do we got to jiggle for sandwich spokesperson pedophil news
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  yes we do man
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  how5 wrong it sandwich Spooks put and pedophilian
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  news
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  so um I go I don't know we haven't talked about this before I don't think
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  have we talked about this before the fact Jared this the Subway sandwich guy
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  is a pedophile look anytime someone comes out as a
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  pedophile is that what they call it they come out Mom Dad I've got
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  something to tell you anytime that somebody's revealed to be a pedophile
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  it's never somebody they go what him no way it's
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  always y could guessed that and and
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  Jared from Subway is no exception y now it's it's not news that he's a pedophile
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  really no that's new that is new that's been going around for a while yeah
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  apparently but what is what what this is about is the fact that not only is he a
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  pedophile he's also got this charity that he started the um what is it called
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  the [ __ ] the Jared Foundation the Jared Foundation
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  uh that has uh so far not issued a
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  single Grant to anybody yeah um but do you know that the the managing director
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  of the charity is also a pedophile and they used this charity apparently to
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  like get kids for each other F I didn't know that yeah is that serious yeah yeah
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  yeah yeah yeah so not only is this a fake charity but it's a fake charity where kids get
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  [ __ ] by two gross men I'm laughing but it's not funny and it's not like they
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  really hit it really well they just sent girls text messages to go hey can you
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  get any of your friends that are younger yeah yeah Jesus Christ so they've raised well
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  the the the charity was worth $15 million apparently and uh well there
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  were a lot of business trips to places like Thailand that were necessary Jesus
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  Christ they said they give $2 million to schools and Community groups to fight
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  childhood obesity uh Which F cuz no one wants to [ __ ] a fat
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  child but so far their energy level just isn't up done anything they haven't done
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  anything well then they won't now no no because hopefully they're all going to
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  jail yeah but wasn't W people even looking into this back when they weren't
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  doing anything cuz the Charity's been around for a while yeah I guess it's hard
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  to to scrutinize a charity yeah oh you got to give him a
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  chance to to to get it all together and do something like you can't I mean I
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  mean if I started a charity tomorrow it wouldn't be really fair to say next week
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  well what have you done well I've done anything yet cuz I I've a couple of kids
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  yeah exactly give me to do the charity stuff as well yeah first things first
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  yeah but once I'd finished doing that I did some other stuff as well yeah did I
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  paid the money the kids got money and that's all the charity said it was going to do
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  [Laughter] did you hear about the game that Subway released the day that Jared was sort of
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  Arrested what no it's a game where you play with Jared's pants and try and help
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  him catch healthy food oh my God what do you mean you play with his pants you you
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  it's one of those like basket games so you got Jared's pants and you're going
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  to move it left to right he had the big pair of pants that was his trademark
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  yeah oh so you have to catch sandwiches in his pants yep right so yeah just play
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  with Jared's pets sandwiches or children yeah wow well there you go so
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  not only is he a pedophile he's also a con artist apparently so go Jared well
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  done oh I don't like the fact he got a plea deal you got a deal maybe he dobbed in
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  the other two yeah yeah he's only going to do 5 to 12 and a half years yeah but
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  you know what they do to [ __ ] withs like him in prison I think 5 years is not
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  going to be a good 5 years for him [Laughter] you know what I mean they B pretty much
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  because if they release in the general population bad stuffs will happen to
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  them so they just live in isolation again my dream well it depends how much
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  they care about it you know we'll just look this way for a minute
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  yeah have you guys uh you guys seen some nipples this week yeah seen a couple
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  week seen a few yeah there's uh apparently in in New York in particular
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  there's nipples all over the place some of them I think looking at these photos
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  probably best not best not popped out in public but
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  now Matt all nipples are beautiful are they are they all beautiful Dan is that
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  well who are we to judge who are we to say which nipples are uh
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  uh you know we'll see so this is a mass protest that women are saying that in
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  order to have equal rights they should be able to get their tits out in
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  public well I don't know if it's see I've heard M multiple things about this
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  I thought the original point of this was something to do with breastfeeding
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  children uh but apparently that's not the case it's just about the fact that
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  um apparently in New York since 1992 it's been legal to walk around with your
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  tits out but no one does so somebody's decided we should yeah well we all
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  should and they've organized a protest and now a bunch of women are but they
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  all have words like phrases like equal rights painted across their bare breasts
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  and things yeah I guess I mean is it it because like the whole um Instagram
• 27:08
  thing where guys can have their tops off and girls can't and yeah but this I mean
• 27:12
  not to sound like a party pooper but there's a reason that guys can have
• 27:16
  their tops off and women can't like it's not it's not the same thing you know
• 27:22
  what I mean it's yeah I mean I I can't help but agree with you Matt I mean it's
• 27:26
  I can understand why these people would say it's the same but it's not really
• 27:31
  the same is it I mean I mean physically yes it's the it is literally you know
• 27:35
  like if you're only talking if you take away anything other than than the
• 27:40
  physical fact that men and women both have no shirts on yes it's the same but
• 27:44
  that's not how life works yeah not the world have a problem with it yeah that's
• 27:48
  right there there is a there is a a sexual
• 27:54
  thingamabob associated with boobies and uh and that's why women aren't supposed
• 28:00
  to get them out thanks Dr Matt I am a I am a Scientist and that is
• 28:05
  my is my scientific opinion I have no problem at all any women want to rock on
• 28:10
  topless go for it Luke you bring up a good point I mean I certainly wouldn't
• 28:15
  discourage any women from going topless around me no you know what I don't
• 28:20
  care well it's not that I just don't care I I probably prefer if they did get
• 28:24
  their tits out more more times than not you know yeah we encourage it yeah and
• 28:29
  that makes me a
• 28:33
  feminist yeah yeah so I mean I guess I don't quite understand the point of it
• 28:39
  so they're allowed to do it they have been since 1992 so they're having a big big uh
• 28:44
  protest to say that they're allowed to do something that they already are
• 28:50
  allowed to do yeah funny they're trying
• 28:52
  to make it not legal now as well who is
• 28:57
  the mayor of and police commissioner of New York why is he care no one's doing
• 29:01
  it until now until he said something no one was doing there are people doing it
• 29:05
  now there are people remember we're in New York and we
• 29:09
  saw the Naked Cowboy yes like run and he's right one that's all he's wearing
• 29:16
  that's not a topless woman that's a guy in a g string with a guitar that's a
• 29:20
  little different there are women there now doing that pretty much that same
• 29:24
  thing but are they doing that now because they were going to say oh you
• 29:28
  can't do it anymore or were they doing it before and that's why I think they
• 29:31
  were doing they've started doing it but now the May's come out and G we want to
• 29:35
  stop that this hilarious thing that's happening now where people have started
• 29:39
  protesting kind of after it's too late like yeah like that whole thing when
• 29:43
  America finally legalized gay marriage across the board and everybody to show
• 29:49
  support uh changed their Facebook picture to a rainbow picture right and I
• 29:54
  was like wa wait this needed support when it was wasn't a thing not when it
• 30:00
  is like I just didn't understand that and people were saying to me oh you're
• 30:05
  against gays are you're not changing your picture I'm like why would I change
• 30:08
  my picture now yeah gays can get married now they don't need me to change my
• 30:13
  Facebook picture well I mean I could go topless on Facebook but uh does everyone
• 30:17
  know that changing your Facebook picture means [ __ ] to everyone no apparently
• 30:21
  changes nothing they don't know that Luke they think that it matters they
• 30:24
  think they're changing your Facebook all it meant was that I couldn't tell who
• 30:27
  was messaging me after
• 30:29
  time it it means that you are less
• 30:34
  bigoted I think that's the point of it is it's it's a it's a way to show that
• 30:40
  you are not one of those people that doesn't like gays yeah but you know what
• 30:44
  I do to show just treat everyone the same yeah Luke you you you hit the nail
• 30:48
  on the head buddy yeah if just treat every with the same and yeah no one can
• 30:54
  accuse you of being a bigot if you just treat everybody with respect well they
• 30:57
  can they can because you didn't change your Facebook picture yeah yeah don't L
• 31:01
  on the Facebook that was meant to change my picture I don't I don't I don't go on
• 31:05
  there very often either I wouldn't have anyway well you were and you didn't so
• 31:09
  now you're a bigot no I didn't either pretty sure Matt didn't too no I didn't
• 31:14
  Terry smallo did but we all know he's getting ready for those gays to be
• 31:19
  able to get I didn't but I also never told gay people they couldn't get
• 31:23
  married so no that's true that's true I find that uh just not not oppressing
• 31:29
  people it works better than changing my Facebook profile picture yeah you know
• 31:35
  not I mean I forbid gays to be married but I did change my Facebook picture and
• 31:41
  I think in the world that we live in that's worth a lot more yeah I've never
• 31:45
  told a gay person they couldn't get married uh that was my mistake I I
• 31:50
  should have just changed my profile picture and then and done that yeah you
• 31:52
  wouldn't have had to you've could have done whatever you wanted yeah exactly
• 31:56
  but uh yeah so I mean I don't
• 32:00
  quite I don't understand why this topless thing is happening I don't I
• 32:05
  just I mean I just don't really understand it I I I do but I don't you
• 32:09
  know they were allowed to be topless so now they're protesting because they're
• 32:13
  allowed to be topless I don't uh because I didn't realize that they were going to
• 32:18
  maybe not be allowed to be topless well here's the thing do they want to be
• 32:21
  topless or is this just for the sake of it do you know what I mean I don't
• 32:24
  understand because if if women if women say to me look Dan I want to be topless
• 32:31
  full stop okay end of [ __ ] story I want to be topless and the government
• 32:35
  doesn't allow me to and all women feel like this then I would say well okay
• 32:41
  we've got a problem on our hands here all these women want to be topless and
• 32:45
  the government is standing in their way but I don't know that necessar I
• 32:50
  walked around topless what it says is Right Rachel Jesse an actress and model
• 32:54
  who leads the go toess group in New York City explained that Sunday's topless
• 32:58
  campaigners want women to have the same right as men to go topless in public she
• 33:02
  says our goal is for equal gender topless rights to be enforced worldwide
• 33:08
  freeing women's nipples that will not happen anytime soon can you imagine I'm
• 33:14
  sorry that you imagine Saudi Arabia saying exct cover your [ __ ] face and
• 33:20
  hair tits out is okay though and you can get a burer with like holes at the front
• 33:27
  to see the rests through yeah could it just be people just need to protest
• 33:32
  something yeah I think this is one of those things where she was bored and she
• 33:37
  was like where can we get our tits out New York let's have a protest in New
• 33:40
  York with our tits out does she have nice tits is there a picture of her tits
• 33:45
  here on the website uh actually at the top what's her name yeah okay it's the
• 33:49
  top picture yeah you know what yeah I'm going to say yeah cuz
• 33:55
  yeah I mean the very the very top
• 33:59
  picture I'm going to say yep of all of them yeah oh yeah yeah I can see why she
• 34:06
  wants yeah to get her she's she she's all right yep yeah
• 34:11
  so yeah I don't know yeah I just don't I just don't understand our goal is for
• 34:17
  everyone to be able to see our amazing breasts she said H
• 34:22
  yeah yeah like I said there's a reason that that no one gives a [ __ ] when a
• 34:29
  guy's got his shirt off and people do care when women have theirs off and if
• 34:32
  you need me to explain why then you're an
• 34:36
  idiot I just went to the gop.org website just to have a look yeah I'm one of the
• 34:43
  latest things they've got they've got thing latest news and one of the things
• 34:46
  is inde indecency laws anti topless laws harm brains of women and
• 34:53
  girls that just I don't get it so I I guess this is a it's the principle of
• 35:00
  the thing kind of thing right yeah
• 35:06
  yeah I I mean if they want to if they want to do this I've got literally no
• 35:11
  problem I know but that's the thing right this because you want to you're
• 35:17
  happy to look at a pair of tits yeah no actually I I standing in the way of
• 35:24
  this who is going tits I just don't I
• 35:29
  mean this whole men and women are the same business I don't get it they're not the same
• 35:36
  like I don't you know they're not I'm not trying to be sexist they're not the
• 35:40
  same and women are fundamental differences yeah we've got different
• 35:44
  bits right like what what do you want I I could see where some like some sites
• 35:51
  are going to keep it no matter what like you've got Instagram mhm theirs isn't
• 35:55
  because they're trying to put down women and say can't be topless right that's
• 35:59
  because if they allow women to be topless people will be posting new
• 36:02
  pictures of themselves who are underage so if that a blanket rule it
• 36:08
  keeps him covered the yeah because the fact is Right a guy with his shirt off is not
• 36:14
  necessarily like considered sexual that's it I'm going to start protesting
• 36:19
  I want guys to have to wear tops all the time a woman a woman with a top off
• 36:23
  whether you believe it to be correct or not and but unfortunately for you if you
• 36:28
  don't believe it to be correct 90% of the world believes that it is a sexual
• 36:32
  thing to have a girl with a tits out right mhm that's the problem they're
• 36:36
  better off to protest the other way make everyone wear tops exactly right yeah
• 36:41
  yeah that's more fair make it equal that way I mean where is this going to go
• 36:45
  okay like down the track if guys are allowed to have their dicks out in
• 36:49
  public right women are going to protest we should be allowed to have dicks out
• 36:53
  as well and everyone's Matt's going to be on this podcast going women don't
• 36:56
  have dicks and they're going to be like not the point we should have the right
• 37:00
  to have our dicks out stop oppressing me stop oppressing us with our non dicks um
• 37:07
  no but but then on the other hand right I say that but on the other hand there's
• 37:11
  all this business about because I thought this was something to do with
• 37:13
  breastfeeding kids and CH in in public right which I think is I think it's
• 37:17
  [ __ ] [ __ ] that that people are mad about women breastfeeding in public
• 37:21
  if you want to breastfeed your kid [ __ ] anywhere I don't give a [ __ ]
• 37:24
  like there's nothing sexy about breastfeeding a kid right like go go for
• 37:29
  doing it wrong Matt um lactating women is a fetish for
• 37:35
  I think I think it's really awful that women are embarrassed about that kind of
• 37:39
  stuff in public I really do I think that's that's stupid like it's it's a
• 37:44
  it's a [ __ ] so normal it's like one of the most normal things ever
• 37:48
  breastfeeding a kid [ __ ] do it wherever you want I don't care but then
• 37:52
  but then this this is just strange to me because I don't quite know what the
• 37:56
  point of it is you know mhm mhm yeah I think we've said
• 38:03
  enough B all nipples um is there is there is there any [ __ ] idiot news
• 38:09
  this week Matt there is actually there's a there's
• 38:15
  there's quite a quite a couple quite a bit of it yeah quite a bit of it do we
• 38:18
  have a jingle for [ __ ] idiot news let [ __ ]
• 38:23
  news let [ __ ] OT news it's [ __ ] idiot
• 38:29
  news it's [ __ ] idiot news it's [ __ ] idiot
• 38:36
  news so do you want to start which one do you want to start with uh let's start
• 38:40
  with a guy who was bitten by a rattlesnake while trying to take a
• 38:43
  selfie with said rattlesnake so I saw this article and at first I was like H
• 38:48
  it's not that funny but then as you if you read the article it is it is pretty
• 38:53
  funny so why don't you tell us the story right so this guy
• 38:58
  uh in from Lake Elenor uh I'm not sure where that is somewhere in the US uh he
• 39:04
  was bitten by rattlesnake as he was trying to take a selfie with it and I
• 39:08
  thought oh well you know I can see how that would be appealing like as a snake
• 39:13
  on the ground and you're trying to get a foot of yourself with the snake no no no
• 39:16
  no he picked he picked the rattlesnake up and put it around his neck yeah yeah
• 39:22
  and then tried to take a selfie of himself with it around his neck and he's
• 39:26
  lucky that it only bit him on the hand and he'll probably lose his hand yeah
• 39:31
  because of it was he holding the snake or did he just wrap it around his head
• 39:34
  he popped it around his neck and tried to take a photo and then it uh bit the
• 39:38
  hand that was holding it there yeah bit him on the hand yeah luckily if it had
• 39:42
  bit him on the neck or on the face he'd be dead yeah a bystander made this
• 39:48
  comment it was really thick and had 10 rattles on it it was rattling it was
• 39:52
  pretty mad of course it was the guy picked it up put it around his neck like
• 39:57
  a [ __ ] [ __ ] yep y I love this though Gomez's mother meanwhile has
• 40:03
  shared his embarrassing story saying it's the best way to teach her son a
• 40:07
  lesson quote I told him the news people had been calling and he said Mom you'd
• 40:12
  better not and I said I'm going to I'm going to teach him a real good lesson
• 40:16
  when he gets home no mercy for him
• 40:19
  absolutely right you're suddenly died no
• 40:23
  he yes but because he was an idiot and he used to be we taught a lesson
• 40:29
  yeah yeah tried to teach him the lessons
• 40:34
  beforehand I think this man's mother is doing the right thing yeah he needs to
• 40:41
  be shamed into never doing something like that again well I mean he's going to have a
• 40:47
  stump where his hand used to be uh that that'll be a
• 40:53
  reminder lesson learned perhaps yeah um but the other idiot news that I enjoyed
• 40:59
  this week is uh there's a there was a woman who uh let me double check exactly
• 41:06
  where she was uh she was boarding her flight in uh Beijing Capital
• 41:11
  International Airport y uh and she was told that she couldn't bring her $200 of
• 41:16
  cognac onto the flight as it exceeded
• 41:19
  the 100 Mil liquid limit yeah so she decided it would be best to skull the
• 41:26
  whole bottle of cognac uh and then became very very
• 41:33
  drunk mhm and uh and was then not allowed to to enter the plane anyway
• 41:38
  because she was rolling around on the floor screaming well I mean I guess I
• 41:42
  guess she is getting the technicality there you know it's uh you're not
• 41:46
  allowed to have you know a 750 mil bottle on a plane but you can have 750
• 41:52
  Ms worth of liquid inside you sure uh
• 41:58
  but um you're also not allowed to be intoxicated when you get onto a plane
• 42:04
  yeah so uh yeah they don't like it when you get drunk on there [Laughter]
• 42:10
  either I love that it's uh they didn't explicitly State the size of the bottle
• 42:15
  but it says exceeded the 100 Mil limit by 700 mil so it was a 700 mil bottle of
• 42:20
  cognac yeah and she's just chugged it yeah it's the standard Remy Martin size
• 42:27
  I believe uh see I know where she went wrong I know where she went wrong oh all
• 42:30
  right so okay I think we've got a jingle for this while the other brothers are
• 42:35
  doing time listen up y it's C crimes how would you smuggle a large bottle of
• 42:40
  alcohol onto a plane not have to smuggle right what she did was the she chugged
• 42:44
  the entire bottle she only had to drink 600 mil and she could have taken the
• 42:48
  rest on fine was that last was that last drak that put her over that's a good
• 42:52
  point so you reckon you could you could chug 600 Ms and be all right how strong
• 42:57
  is cognac do you know I've I don't know I've ever had cognac no I don't I've I have either
• 43:04
  um I think I think it might be a 30% H
• 43:10
  okay all right so it's pretty potent yeah compared to
• 43:14
  beer yes yeah I mean you can drink 600
• 43:17
  Ms of beer and not really be too bad no I I frequently you just need to
• 43:23
  pee yeah yeah I do that a lot yeah I don't know a whole lot about
• 43:29
  cognac oh it's made from Champagne so it's like a fortified wine
• 43:34
  but made from Champagne is that what it is all I know is you drink it warm you
• 43:39
  don't drink to have it chilled okay and you you just chug it yeah well yeah you
• 43:45
  drink it at the airport she was drunkenly screaming and rolling on the
• 43:48
  floor uh they placed her in a wheelchair and allowed her to sleep at
• 43:53
  the airport until a family member came to pick her up so I'm pretty sure she's
• 43:58
  not getting a refund for that ticket probably not no I wouldn't imagine so
• 44:02
  Prett cool wow it's actually 40% okay right so she was she was pretty pretty
• 44:09
  wasted she's like I used to be on a week night except she kept her clothes on
• 44:14
  how's that going great do you uh do you suspect that maybe you're suffering from
• 44:19
  Wi-Fi sickness Luke have you ever thought about that no cuz I don't use
• 44:24
  Wi-Fi at home cuz it's evil do you really not I don't think that means it
• 44:27
  doesn't go into your house though no I actually do have Wi-Fi at home I just do
• 44:31
  think Wi-Fi is evil but not for it's not making me sick I just don't like the
• 44:35
  fact it drops out oh all right you just you're not very you just don't like it
• 44:39
  yeah I don't like it right I thought we're going to get some kind of
• 44:43
  interesting uh an interesting take on the whole Wi-Fi thing but parents of an
• 44:48
  anonymous student I assume anonymous because this story is quite embarrassing
• 44:52
  he's embarrassed by his parents yeah uh
• 44:57
  they alleg that the wi-fi at the school uh the face School in South burrow in
• 45:02
  Massachusetts us uh they believe the Wi-Fi is making their child
• 45:08
  sick so uh this child is uh what do they
• 45:13
  call they have G's syndrome often referred to as EHS uh which is a
• 45:19
  controversial uh Affliction that makes you uh extra sensitive to
• 45:25
  electromagnetic um signals I guess in the airwaves and they
• 45:30
  believe that this is making their child ill or you know it's having a negative
• 45:37
  effect on their on their life uh and apparently this G syndrome is is
• 45:41
  controversial because um most doctors think that it's
• 45:47
  [ __ ] yeah not real yeah also Matt
• 45:52
  you'll have to correct me if I'm wrong because I don't you I'm not an expert in
• 45:56
  the tech field right but Wii is just
• 46:01
  around us right I mean it doesn't doesn't come to you just because you've
• 46:07
  got router these days if you exist in
• 46:12
  the western world in in particularly this person obviously lives in in
• 46:17
  Massachusetts so they live potentially in a very uh builtup area of the United
• 46:23
  States built up I don't think you could get away from Wi-Fi that easily these
• 46:29
  days so I think the one thing that they're trying to say is in this case
• 46:34
  it's not Wi-Fi it's actually new router they've gone to cuz they've gone to the
• 46:38
  new 5 GHz over the older 2.5 right they're trying to say an
• 46:43
  actual type of Wi-Fi that's causing the problem but still I'll be honest I don't
• 46:48
  want to say that this isn't real because do you guys I know that some people
• 46:53
  don't get this but but I've noticed this do you get a thing where you can when
• 46:57
  something electronic in the house is turned on because you can you can hear a
• 47:01
  little oh yeah yeah yeah and so I mean some people don't have that apparently
• 47:06
  although I'm not sure if that's true but but I certainly do okay yeah maybe you
• 47:11
  know I could walk into a room and go oh there's something something turned on in
• 47:15
  this room electric is turned on sometimes I can't sleep because I can
• 47:21
  hear something in the L room and I'll just have to kind of find it and switch
• 47:24
  it off at the wall for some reason it's actually make a noise it's just that
• 47:28
  something is on yeah right correct and so I mean you know I get that sometimes
• 47:35
  and so I do understand that sometimes electronic devices do whatever that is
• 47:41
  but I mean what it's supposed this is causing them to become ill like what are
• 47:47
  the effects of this like headach I don't understand what they expect to get out
• 47:52
  of suing the school they believe this is giving him noisier headaches chest
• 47:58
  like I don't know man but I mean even if the school takes
• 48:04
  out all its routers that's not going to make this
• 48:08
  guy no free of Wi-Fi as far as I know basically not leave the house and the
• 48:15
  house needs to be in the middle of nowhere also if if this guy suffers from
• 48:19
  this Affliction why should everybody else suffer as a
• 48:25
  result so yeah I see what you mean apparently the new Wi-Fi routers that
• 48:28
  operate at 5 GHz instead of the older equipment's 2.5 GHz caused G to suffer a
• 48:34
  host of serious symptoms so what's that's Wireless N versus Wireless G is
• 48:40
  that what that is like I think so but I
• 48:45
  like the ranging he goes to symptoms with ranging from nausea rushes to
• 48:49
  headaches and even chest paint he's got stressed from his parents could
• 48:54
  be yeah his parents are idiots they're going they're going oh those new rouers
• 48:59
  they they're causing problems for you aren't they no no not really oh they
• 49:06
  are yeah they are the I'm
• 49:10
  fine yeah I don't know it's no that exposure to Wi-Fi can have cellular
• 49:16
  effects she wrote who's this The Physician that diagnosed him cellular as
• 49:21
  in like cellulous the cells inside your body is it known that I don't think it is known
• 49:27
  that no it's not known that no no that's that's no that's not a fact now with
• 49:33
  this they go to court next week I say we keep an eye out you for this story find
• 49:38
  out what happened yeah because I mean it's possible that we're we're laughing
• 49:42
  but maybe we're the wrong where we're wrong like maybe this stuff really is
• 49:45
  [ __ ] us up yeah yeah maybe we're about to come down on the wrong side of
• 49:49
  History yeah like you know they say mobile phones don't cause you know
• 49:52
  cancer or or problems or anything like that and uh some people are like oh they
• 49:56
  do they don't want you to know about it like I don't know I don't know who the
• 49:58
  [ __ ] it is that this I don't know trying to keep this [ __ ] from me yeah there's a
• 50:03
  lot they don't want me to know that's why I'm going to get ready to change my Facebook
• 50:08
  photo exactly Luke's Luke's photo is not rainbow let's give him some cancer oh
• 50:15
  wait well they're going to you know it's too late you only get it once yeah looks
• 50:20
  immune now so jokes on them no but no yeah they go to court next week and all
• 50:25
  they trying to get before is an injunction at the moment to just turn
• 50:28
  off the Wi-Fi while they deal with it turn off the the Wi-Fi yeah while they
• 50:32
  deal with it there's too much Wi-Fi on I can't think right now you know what's a
• 50:36
  good idea turning off wi-fi at a university that'll solve all their
• 50:40
  problems what is a good idea is looking for Nazi gold well I don't know Matt I
• 50:45
  mean Poland is pretty much saying please don't come here looking for Nazi gold
• 50:50
  where am I supposed to go well the thing is apparently there was a train in uh in
• 50:55
  Warsaw somewhere uh carrying a lot of Nazi gold and it's been missing since
• 50:59
  World War II and people have been looking for it someone has come out and
• 51:03
  said they know where it is um and if if you find it with the help of their Clues
• 51:09
  then they will they will split it with you and Poland has said please please
• 51:16
  don't why don't they just go get it is Nazi gold different to normal gold
• 51:22
  um I think you don't have to feel bad about stealing it
• 51:27
  I see yeah but I mean people refer I mean it's quite specific when people
• 51:33
  talk about gold there's gold na there Nazi gold yeah it's like it's two
• 51:37
  different things like is it D why are you playing Prison
• 51:41
  Architect what it's it's just on I'm not playing
• 51:46
  it Steve just popped up and said there's playing Prison Architect oh we talking
• 51:50
  about Nazi gold and he starts playing prison AR sa in the background okay I'm
• 51:54
  not playing it right now now got him in the mood pretty fun no but it's just the
• 52:01
  implication is that Nazi goal is somehow more valuable because it's infused with
• 52:04
  suffering yeah Nazi suffering or Jew
• 52:08
  suffering well I mean clearly not yeah Jew suffering is what I meant
• 52:15
  yeah well I mean not just the Jews they they they were mean to a lot true they
• 52:20
  stole that gold from everyone didn't they don't want to belittle of the
• 52:23
  gypsies and and other people that they were to I'm a sexuals yeah that's them
• 52:29
  pretty much the human race yeah the B tried to help they were
• 52:34
  not keen on the Bolsheviks anybody who tried to help any
• 52:39
  of the people that they weren't keen on if you were German you tried to help
• 52:44
  some of those people they didn't really give a [ __ ] about you
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  either but yeah Nazi gold interesting uh I assume it's yeah it's worth about the
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  same as normal gold but uh yeah it's like you said it's it's just it's okay
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  to take yeah that's right unlike normal like if if you stumble across a crate of
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  normal gold you're kind of obliged to figure out who it belongs to where if
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  you come across a crate of Nazi gold it's it's okay to just you know help
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  yourself trade that in for where do you take Nazi gold to get to trade it in a
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  good point actually CU if I if I went into the bank and I was like I just like to trade in
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  this gold also I'd like to point out that I found this this was not my gold
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  right y I want make make that perfectly clear you just got to one of those Cash
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  for Gold places in the shops wouldn't you I don't know that I want to take it
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  in anywhere around that around like that around here you
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  know just pop in and like yeah this is just some gold that I have lying around
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  the house it's got a got
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  a yep that little Eagle on there never mind that little symbol the Eagle's uh
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  carry some old uh Tibetan cross on there too not really sure what that is yeah
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  don't worry about that what's it worth what's it
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  worth yeah I've never actually seen Nazi gold in real life but I imagine it's
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  impressive I can't think of a reason I would have either at no but I bet it's
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  impressive like well you've changed your tune really quickly from what's the
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  difference to I bet it's impressive I bet it would really impress
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  me no because I was just thinking about it right if I found a crate of gold
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  right and I opened the lid and it was gold bars I'd be like I be like wow gold
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  bars right but if I opened a crate right and it was gold bars with [ __ ] swas
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  stickers on it right that would be a very different experience surely though
• 54:46
  if it was branded at all it would have that same mistake I mean if you found a
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  crate of gold that had the bat symbol on it you know what I mean you'd be like
• 54:56
  what what the [ __ ] sure yeah I'd probably
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  go found the legendary
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  B yeah had like like picture of a dick on
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  it yeah imagine Ser gold with [ __ ] and balls on
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  it yeah but no seriously if I found a crate a gold and it had a SW swastikas
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  all over it that would be a very different experience to just generic gold
• 55:29
  that's all I mean I don't see is it when you hand it
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  in uh Cash for Gold places do you reckon the first thing they ask you is is this
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  Nazi gold or regular gold is this Nazi
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  gold it's got a bit of gold what kind of gold what kind of gold is there well I
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  mean there's Nazi gold oh yeah it's that it's Nazi gold there's gold from like
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  the gold rush and then there's Nazi gold two two common types of
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  gold
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  yeah anyway well speaking of riches Untold riches um they say that money
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  can't make you happy and apparently that's that's true money makes you a
• 56:13
  winge bag if you're uh if you're Notch is there another billionaire winging is
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  there yeah yeah he's he's this past week
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  he's just 2.7 billion last year and now he's sad he's very
• 56:28
  sad sad I'll be honest I feel sorry for him oh me too Matt me too no I know but
• 56:35
  then I stop and think about it and I'm like [ __ ] he's gone I've just got so
• 56:39
  much money I can't relate to anyone cuz everyone else isn't a billionaire and it's like
• 56:44
  oh poor you like all my friends I have to sit around and just wait for them to
• 56:49
  come home from work and
• 56:54
  what yeah so what happened is this was this oh just the last couple of days
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  yeah yeah it's very recent I think he got a little drunk and got on Twitter
• 57:05
  yeah y just started venting about how bad his life is well I guess look we all
• 57:11
  like to have a wi sometime right we all like a bit of a win from time to time
• 57:17
  but if you've got billions of dollars I guess your your winging just doesn't
• 57:22
  really cut it you know
• 57:26
  just nothing you can really winge about unless you're winging about the downside
• 57:32
  of having billions of dollars
• 57:37
  yeah well I mean went on here and all these people felt sorry for him went
• 57:41
  I'll hang out with you and talk to you and that made him feel better
• 57:46
  yeah it's just I don't understand right because right he's got he's got millions
• 57:51
  of dollars billions of dollars right and he's complaining that uh what's this
• 57:55
  tweet he met found a great girl but she's afraid of me and my lifestyle and
• 57:59
  went with a normal person instead right okay that mean that doesn't tell me a
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  whole lot but that's odd like what do what do you mean she's afraid of me and
• 58:08
  your you and your lifestyle like maybe you should stop doing whatever it is
• 58:13
  that you're doing then you know if if girls are frightened by it what does
• 58:18
  that mean like what do you mean I I don't I don't I like to think that if I
• 58:22
  had a bunch of money I still wouldn't be terrifying yeah you know I've worked out
• 58:28
  how not can stage problem give away his money give away not all of it yeah but
• 58:35
  give away enough money that you have to start working again mhm right and go
• 58:39
  back to the plent billionaires that still do have jobs be one of those and I think that
• 58:45
  maybe just it Notch has just got his billions of dollars and then stopped see
• 58:50
  cuz I said this though we were talking about this the other night and I said
• 58:53
  you know he he he tried to do a game after Minecraft he tried to do that game
• 58:58
  where the you know the space game where you could program the computers and all
• 59:01
  that jazz and people were pretty harsh on him about it about the things that
• 59:06
  they didn't like about it and he took that to heart and eventually he he
• 59:10
  abandoned the project because people were saying too much [ __ ] about him but
• 59:14
  you know what that it's too late now right you made Minecraft if you allow
• 59:20
  them people will say things to you you know you have you have a platform so if
• 59:27
  you want to go away and make something like that without people throwing their
• 59:31
  [ __ ] opinion at you don't tell them about it yeah right I don't I don't
• 59:38
  quite I just don't understand like he wants if you want to go back to being
• 59:44
  you know for example if I go on Twitter right now and I tweet something stupid
• 59:48
  right very few people notice and call me out on it like some people will
• 59:53
  obviously but a lot of people won't if if he wants to go go back to that well
• 59:57
  that's going to be difficult you know but if you actually just want to go away
• 1:00:01
  and do whatever you want without people hassling you about it don't tell them
• 1:00:06
  about it yeah yeah that's fair that's fair
• 1:00:10
  like like he's worried that people don't like him because he has too much money
• 1:00:15
  well don't tell them that you have money because the other thing is if if a lot
• 1:00:18
  of most people in the world right if they saw him in the street wouldn't know who he
• 1:00:23
  was no so it's not unless he's going around Going H I made Minecraft and I've
• 1:00:28
  got billions of dollars oh why does everyone talk about Minecraft and all my
• 1:00:32
  money you know what I'm starting to think that he does do that
• 1:00:36
  well that might be the
• 1:00:41
  problem I don't know you should just accept he got very very very lucky with
• 1:00:46
  the game this is very confusing CU on the one hand I feel sorry for him
• 1:00:49
  because I mean maybe it is hard and confusing to suddenly go from not having
• 1:00:54
  a lot to having billions of dollars but on the other hand it's like you've got
• 1:00:57
  billions of dollars [ __ ] off like figure it out oh but you probably need to talk
• 1:01:03
  to someone but actually talk to someone about these problems yeah like look at
• 1:01:08
  the house that you just bought in Los Angeles right maybe maybe sell that
• 1:01:13
  house and buy something modest like maybe that'll help I don't know like
• 1:01:18
  [ __ ] decide what you want I don't know anyway hus and we'll help you he's
• 1:01:25
  probably not listening so you can't hear us the sound of all
• 1:01:29
  his money I don't know just donate all the money then if it's such a problem
• 1:01:33
  yeah be a Bill Gates he says the problem with getting everything is you run out
• 1:01:37
  of reasons to keep trying and human interaction becomes impossible due to
• 1:01:42
  imbalance yeah that's that I think is the worst thing he says out of all this
• 1:01:47
  B say I'm now better than everyone else yeah exactly that's like the fact that
• 1:01:51
  he also says oh this girl went with a normal person instead you're not not
• 1:01:56
  normal you just have a lot of money what do you mean by that yeah that's what I
• 1:02:01
  say she's afraid of me and my lifestyle like what the [ __ ] what are you getting
• 1:02:04
  up to [ __ ] cuz then on the other hand I was talking about this as well like I
• 1:02:07
  look at somebody like like dead mouse on uh Instagram for example who has [ __ ]
• 1:02:12
  tons of money and he he's just having a ball like he his he's just living it up
• 1:02:18
  like he doesn't clearly doesn't have whatever problems Notch is having he
• 1:02:23
  just doesn't give a [ __ ] yeah like he's got that uh he just spray painted he
• 1:02:27
  bought a Ferrari uh cuz of that he had that big court case with Ferrari that I
• 1:02:32
  assume that he won about not being able to respray a Ferrari because it spoils
• 1:02:37
  their brand so he's bought a new Ferrari and he's got Nan cat sprayed on the side
• 1:02:41
  of it and uh and he's tweeting posters of that along with all his other [ __ ]
• 1:02:46
  expensive cars like he's got the opposite problem too much money and he's having
• 1:02:52
  too much fun oh I'd like to have that problem yeah exactly like the problem
• 1:02:57
  that my level of fun I can have and the level of money that allows me to have
• 1:03:02
  that fun keeps shifting exponentially
• 1:03:06
  higher so I keep having to have more fun and get more money in an endless cycle
• 1:03:13
  of having more fun and getting more
• 1:03:17
  money Y what a problem to have [ __ ] off not
• 1:03:22
  terrible so um should we on some Star Wars news yeah
• 1:03:28
  Star warss warss Wars
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  [Music]
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  newsss is it
• 1:03:43
  [Laughter]
• 1:03:49
  over um Peter crushy gets to be in his
• 1:03:52
  second move movie since he died y mhm he sure does I think pretty Co the other
• 1:03:58
  movie he was in after he died I Revenge the
• 1:04:03
  Sith ah right there was somebody else with makeup on to look like him yes well
• 1:04:09
  they're they're actually going to which I what does it say here resurrect Peter
• 1:04:14
  Cushing's zombie corpse for the no no it's CGI they're going to use
• 1:04:19
  CGI that would be so appro well apparently in order for Tarkin to appear
• 1:04:25
  in the star Star Wars Rogue one spin-off movie that he is going to appear in
• 1:04:29
  which I believe is a direct prequel to A New Hope
• 1:04:34
  right it's the one that kind of set just before
• 1:04:38
  it these are the ones who evidently went and stole the plans that princess L
• 1:04:44
  we're literally expanding every tiny part of the story line now are
• 1:04:50
  we well um in order to have can be able to
• 1:04:56
  appear in the movie they're creating a digital double of Peter Cushing and
• 1:05:01
  because there's obviously not enough footage of him in the original Star Wars
• 1:05:04
  movie to generate this model uh basically they're going back to all the
• 1:05:08
  old Hammer horror movies that he did and uh recreating his walk and his gate and
• 1:05:15
  his manners all from uh those old horror
• 1:05:18
  movies which is pretty rad yeah amazing like Marlon Brando in uh Superman
• 1:05:24
  Returns which was also a great film no he's just going to does do we know if
• 1:05:27
  he's going to have a large part or a large a big dick yeah I think if you're
• 1:05:32
  going to bring someone back from the dead with the magic of
• 1:05:36
  CGI you'd give them as as as big a dick as they deserved
• 1:05:42
  y i i i got to say I think Peter Peter Cushing deserves a big deal yeah I think so
• 1:05:48
  too is that the name of this
• 1:05:52
  episode deserves deserves a big dick
• 1:05:56
  but but does does does his family get paid for it that's a good question Luke
• 1:06:02
  yeah I really want to know like cuz it's they're still using his likeness do they
• 1:06:07
  need to get permission from the family or anything or I assume whatever
• 1:06:12
  contract he signed allows them to to do that otherwise they wouldn't be doing I
• 1:06:17
  would imagine so you know
• 1:06:22
  like cuz they they used his likeness sort of in Revenge of the Sith there's a
• 1:06:27
  guy who was made up to look like him mhm so I assume they're allowed to do
• 1:06:33
  that I like this suggestion here actually they said if they're going to
• 1:06:36
  recast him uh they would suggest Charles Dance uh from Game of Thrones for those
• 1:06:42
  who don't know yeah Tywin Lannister from Game of Thrones I actually I I pay that
• 1:06:47
  yeah that would be good good and just in case the audio quality is bad that was
• 1:06:51
  time and Lannister not tyri and Lannister we're not suggesting that Peter Dinklage
• 1:06:56
  play Taren no although surely there's a roll for dinky in there
• 1:07:01
  surely y yep as long as he doesn't have
• 1:07:05
  to talk about Wizards from the Moon non seor not doing well with the old sci-fi lately
• 1:07:11
  Dinko fired fired out of can he's just not doing well lately at
• 1:07:17
  all yeah that pixels movies in apparently [ __ ] it looks so
• 1:07:23
  bad have we got have we got a jingle for Peter dink yeah we do it's the um it's
• 1:07:29
  the Game of Thrones theme but with just Dinklage Peter Dinklage Peter
• 1:07:35
  dink glit yeah yeah gotcha I don't know
• 1:07:39
  if I even need to do that we've got it
• 1:07:48
  yeah ding
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  ding ding ding ding ding
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  ding ding
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