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Romeo In The Morning 5-5-26 · Romeo & Friends

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  Speaker 1: I was going on everybody, it's Romeo a Sinco de Mayo.
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  Speaker 2: We talked a little bit about Sinko to mile today
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  Speaker 2: and we also got into a one night stand. Guy
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  Speaker 2: said it was supposed to be a one night stand.
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  Speaker 2: She hasn't left in two weeks. Apparently that is not
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  Speaker 2: the first time that that's happened in Bakersfield. We'll find
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  Speaker 2: out those stories and then about well we got to
• 0:17
  Speaker 2: talk about getting drunk.
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  Speaker 1: What happened to you?
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  Speaker 2: Let's get going. When did you send me here? Hey,
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  Speaker 2: rome can you tell me why? But why do women
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  Speaker 2: dress up the way they do to go to the
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  Speaker 2: gym and expect no guys to look at them? I
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  Speaker 2: have a I have a month going and it's insane
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  Speaker 2: the way the way they dress up to go to
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  Speaker 2: the gym. Almost see through leggings. As a matter of fact,
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  Speaker 2: yesterday you can see the piercings through one and her
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  Speaker 2: thong while leggings. Uh, while leggings piercing. You can see
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  Speaker 2: the piercing through one and her thongs, her thong or
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  Speaker 2: white thong.
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  Speaker 1: Like why comfort? Comfort? I mean, I don't look. I
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  Speaker 1: don't think that most women, I think are doing it
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  Speaker 1: for comfort.
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  Speaker 2: I think there's a percentage of women that do it
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  Speaker 2: for hoish reasons and because they look good and they're
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  Speaker 2: kind of you know, they want to show a show
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  Speaker 2: off there. You know what's but I think most I
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  Speaker 2: think it's comfort. I mean, what do you wanted to
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  Speaker 2: work out in?
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  Speaker 3: You know?
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  Speaker 2: I mean that's I guess.
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  Speaker 1: Here's how you know. Okay, let me tell you.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna tell you this from what my perception
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  Speaker 2: of going to a gym is.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I go to a gym. I go to a class,
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  Speaker 4: okay with Moliana Fitness. Now, the women that are in
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  Speaker 4: there do not dress well, I don't know what you're saying,
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  Speaker 4: because they're wearing the Lulu limits and the fabret Fabretics
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  Speaker 4: or whatever that is everybody's wearing nowadays.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's comfort. I think it's comfort. Okay, Now
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  Speaker 2: here's what you need to be looking at. Well, let
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  Speaker 2: me let me rephrase this, let me let me let
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  Speaker 2: me try to put this in a perspective. Right, I'm
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  Speaker 2: trying to I'm trying to process this as I'm reading
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  Speaker 2: your your text.
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  Speaker 1: Message, excuse me, and that is this.
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  Speaker 2: Those types of clothing that you're talking about are comfortable Okay,
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  Speaker 2: that's probably why they're wearing them, and it's what's.
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  Speaker 1: Popular right now.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Now, the what you need to be looking at
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  Speaker 2: is the women that are wearing what you're calling see
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  Speaker 2: through or what you're calling provocative clothing to the gym.
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  Speaker 2: They're all wearing the same thing, right. You have to
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  Speaker 2: look at the ones that are actually working out versus
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  Speaker 2: the ones that are just there to, you know, to
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  Speaker 2: show off. You can tell. I went to a gym once.
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  Speaker 2: I remember when I first moved to Bakersfield. I went
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  Speaker 2: to twenty four hour Fitness that some guy was working
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  Speaker 2: out in was at the gym, and I think Felas
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  Speaker 2: or British Knights or something like that, and I was like, dude,
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  Speaker 2: what do you It's not a club. You know, you're
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  Speaker 2: over in these non athletic workout shoes. You're just at
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  Speaker 2: the gym trying to pick up on women. So you
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  Speaker 2: can tell. So I think the clothing, though, is just
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  Speaker 2: what the clothing is.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So I don't know, I don't know if I answered
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  Speaker 2: your question or not, but I think they dressed up
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  Speaker 2: the way they dressed up for the gym because that's
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  Speaker 2: what is fashion, and they're comfortable. I think the only
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  Speaker 2: the way you tell the difference is not because they're
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  Speaker 2: all wearing the same thing. The way you tell the
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  Speaker 2: differences between the hoes and the gym rats are the
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  Speaker 2: ones that are actually doing the workouts versus the ones
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  Speaker 2: that are just kind of standing around, you know, trying
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  Speaker 2: to pick up on guys or trying to get picked
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  Speaker 2: up on. Already four two, four or seven to seven.
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  Speaker 2: But it's been a long time since I've gone to
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  Speaker 2: a box gym. So it's Romeo trying to figure out
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  Speaker 2: what this guy's asking me about the gym.
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  Speaker 1: He said, why do women dress up the way they
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  Speaker 1: do to go.
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  Speaker 2: To the gym and expect no guys to look at them? Well,
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  Speaker 2: I guess what are they wearing legings? So they're wearing
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  Speaker 2: legings or Lululemon or whatever?
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  Speaker 1: These uh these.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, but what what? I don't understand what your problem is.
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  Speaker 2: I don't understand why you think that's who ish attire.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not really understanding it.
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  Speaker 1: I guess I guess now that I'm thinking about.
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  Speaker 2: It a little bit longer, four two, five, four or
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  Speaker 2: seven to seven A room?
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  Speaker 1: Why is that guy scared?
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  Speaker 2: Why is that guy staring anyways, what a pervert? Well,
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  Speaker 2: and that was gonna say that, because as I think
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  Speaker 2: about it a little bit longer, what I'm trying to
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  Speaker 2: figure out is you're over here talking about why are
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  Speaker 2: women wearing these leggings? And some of them are you
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  Speaker 2: could see through depending on whether they buy good ones
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  Speaker 2: or bad ones, or maybe you can see the outline
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  Speaker 2: of their thong or their whatever.
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  Speaker 1: And that's what he even says.
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  Speaker 2: He goes yesterday, you could see the piercings through one
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  Speaker 2: and their thong white leggings.
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  Speaker 1: So you're right, there's some.
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  Speaker 2: Of them that are a little bit more explicit than others,
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  Speaker 2: but leggings are basically and that is that what we're
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  Speaker 2: calling the Lulu Lemons leggings.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, that's basically.
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  Speaker 2: The societal standard now for you have a tire, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: I don't what do you want to wear?
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  Speaker 1: A sweatsuit? I mean, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: What you want her to wear? An overcoat? What do
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  Speaker 2: you expect her to work out it? But I guess
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  Speaker 2: my bigger question now is like the last person to sex.
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  Speaker 1: What kind of perv are you?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, that's kind of the standard now when you
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  Speaker 2: go out in public at a certain point, don't you
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  Speaker 2: get immune or numb to the fact that every woman
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  Speaker 2: is wearing leggings when you go to the gym and
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  Speaker 2: they're all dressed the same if you go enough, aren't
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  Speaker 2: you at a certain.
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  Speaker 1: Point just immune to it? Why are you still being pervy? Worry?
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  Speaker 1: How what's going on?
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  Speaker 5: Hey?
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  Speaker 6: Who's complaining about women wearing sexy workout? It has to
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  Speaker 6: be a female, right, I think?
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  Speaker 7: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: No, I maybe you're right. I thought it was a guy.
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  Speaker 1: Oh maybe you're right.
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  Speaker 6: Ain't a female? She's jealous?
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  Speaker 5: Don't have.
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  Speaker 8: The game?
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  Speaker 6: And you know what, I'm not even one of those,
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  Speaker 6: Like I'm older. I were leggings, a big T shirt.
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  Speaker 6: But even I can appreciate a woman that looks sh
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  Speaker 6: I'm like, dang, but has motivation.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I just assumed it was a guy. Maybe you're
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  Speaker 1: my bad?
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  Speaker 6: No, no, no, it has to be a jealous female.
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  Speaker 1: All right, I didn't you know what? It didn't occur
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  Speaker 1: to me. I thought it was just a man saying it.
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  Speaker 2: But no, uh, you're right, it's a It might be
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  Speaker 2: a hater a woman.
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  Speaker 1: It might be a woman.
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  Speaker 2: Don't be a hater because you don't look as good.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I I mean I understand. I look, if
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  Speaker 2: you're going to work out, if you as a woman,
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  Speaker 2: you are going to put in the effort and time
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  Speaker 2: and have the discipline for eating right and looking good,
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  Speaker 2: show it all off. I mean you you worked out
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  Speaker 2: so damn hard and worked so to get where you get.
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  Speaker 1: You know what, you should be able to show it off. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I mean if I was a meathead, I take off
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  Speaker 2: my shirt too. But I'm just saying, you can't be
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  Speaker 2: a hater man. I'll I thought it was a guy.
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  Speaker 2: I guess it's a woman, but makes sense now women
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  Speaker 2: always hate on other women that look better than them.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, How what's going on? Hey?
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 1: I'm am?
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  Speaker 9: Hey man, I was thinking the same thing when you
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  Speaker 9: were talking before a lady called in.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, it's got to be a ship like that.
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  Speaker 3: And I don't think any guy is going to complain.
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  Speaker 9: Of a one moren't lady unless it's his own woman
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  Speaker 9: and she's getting checked out, because you know how these.
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  Speaker 10: Guys are wrong.
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  Speaker 9: They get on your hair and a staring man me,
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  Speaker 9: I'll be like, baby, shake that ass, let them.
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  Speaker 3: Know what they can't have, you know, but I'll tell
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  Speaker 3: if I look at a check and she catches me.
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  Speaker 9: So guys going, I'll be like, hey, you know what, bouque,
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  Speaker 9: it looks nice, So I'll give you a compliment. I
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  Speaker 9: won't be worried about ladies keep wearing it if you
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  Speaker 9: could see that Pierson trust and believes if you think,
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  Speaker 9: if you like it, that guy likes.
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  Speaker 3: Her a lot more.
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  Speaker 11: All right, So I.
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  Speaker 9: Don't keep wearing them, maybe shaken, We don't mind the
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  Speaker 9: who don't mind?
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  Speaker 3: We do not mind. My girl wears them. If she
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  Speaker 3: got a night that, you're more than welcome to. Look,
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  Speaker 3: just don't touch.
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  Speaker 1: All right, man? All right, thanks for going. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know why. I assume whoever sent me that was
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  Speaker 1: a dude. I did. I thought it must have been
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  Speaker 1: a dude.
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  Speaker 2: Uh all right, hey, Rome, would you send me here
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  Speaker 2: a room?
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  Speaker 1: She must be a parta you'll roam that.
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  Speaker 2: Guy staring hard because he's taking mental pictures for you
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  Speaker 2: know what? Well, I maybe a woman. I don't I
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  Speaker 2: just assumed it was a man who was talking about
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  Speaker 2: what these women were wearing to the gym. But then
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  Speaker 2: a woman just called in and corrected me, and a
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  Speaker 2: guy said, it probably is a woman who's mad at it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know why. I mean, let me ask you
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  Speaker 2: this question. And this is just for society in general.
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  Speaker 2: After all these years of leggings being being in fashion,
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  Speaker 2: are you guys still so hard up that you even noticed?
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  Speaker 2: I don't even notice anymore. It's like what a Toyota
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  Speaker 2: drives by me. I don't even notice it's a Toyota.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I've seen a camera for one hundred years.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even notice it's a camera winter drive.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: That's just I don't understand already. Four two five four
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  Speaker 2: seven December. Maybe it's a woman who's just hating. I
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  Speaker 2: got a text message from someone talking about what women
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  Speaker 2: are wearing to the gyms nowadays, how horrors it is,
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  Speaker 2: for lack of a better term, you know, in their
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  Speaker 2: leggings you can see through them and yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: yeah right hat. I thought it was a guy, but
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  Speaker 2: somebody corrected me. Maybe it was a woman who's just
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  Speaker 2: hating on other women.
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  Speaker 1: Bro.
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  Speaker 2: Women shouldn't get mad if men. Look, they are the
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  Speaker 2: ones who chose to dress like that. Yeah, I mean,
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  Speaker 2: I think women aren't stupid. Okay, they know what they're doing,
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  Speaker 2: they know what they're doing. But here's how you tell
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  Speaker 2: the difference. A woman who's attracted to you won't get
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  Speaker 2: mad at you looking. A woman who's not attractive attracted
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  Speaker 2: to you as a man will get mad if you look.
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  Speaker 2: That's really the basis for everything, because they know how
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  Speaker 2: they dress.
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  Speaker 1: They know women are not stupid, They know.
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  Speaker 2: How they look when they're going out, and they know
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  Speaker 2: what's gonna happen.
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  Speaker 1: Any woman that.
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  Speaker 2: Tells you, oh my god, I dress like this, knowing,
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  Speaker 2: not knowing men we're gonna look at me are lying.
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  Speaker 2: But like I said, if you're a hot guide to them,
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  Speaker 2: they don't care if you look. If you're an ugly
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  Speaker 2: out of them, they don't want you looking already four two.
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  Speaker 1: Five, four seven to seven.
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  Speaker 2: I'm guessing though the hater is a woman. Though, I
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  Speaker 2: think you guys are right who corrected me and said
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  Speaker 2: that it's a woman who's asking me why women are
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  Speaker 2: dressing the way that they do it at gym, Because
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  Speaker 2: to me, the way women are dressing at the gym
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  Speaker 2: is just comfort and you know, proper attire for working
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  Speaker 2: out it.
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  Speaker 3: What's up, Romeo?
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  Speaker 1: Hey, Rob, what's going on?
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  Speaker 5: Let's going on?
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  Speaker 1: Buddy?
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  Speaker 3: Hey?
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  Speaker 5: I just think it's a It's a comfort, you know,
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  Speaker 5: statement for these ladies because I go to a dozen
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  Speaker 5: customers houses a day, and majority of the women that.
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  Speaker 11: I go and see at the houses, you know, and
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  Speaker 11: do the jobs for them, they're all in the relaxed
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  Speaker 11: mode and they all have on EXPANDIX or something like that,
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  Speaker 11: you know.
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  Speaker 5: And it's like, sometimes I'm trying to.
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  Speaker 11: Guess what color of time when I go into a
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  Speaker 11: customer's house.
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  Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying, care.
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  Speaker 2: For such a proud you guys, those stupid you guys
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  Speaker 2: are idiots.
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  Speaker 1: I can't be you guys, all right, not right, wrong later, man,
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  Speaker 1: I mean.
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  Speaker 2: The stupidity of how n Raider rob gosh right to
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  Speaker 2: rob this idea, Leggings, span Nex, Lululemon, whatever you want
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  Speaker 2: to call them, have been around for years. Well, it
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  Speaker 2: is a comfort thing for women, right, And you guys,
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  Speaker 2: if you're such a perv that you're still staring at
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  Speaker 2: it like, oh my god, like you just saw your
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: dad's Playboy for the first time at fourteen, I mean,
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  Speaker 2: you're an insecure idiot. And all you women out there
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  Speaker 2: who are hating on it, well, if you don't like it,
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  Speaker 2: hit a damn gym. Get an ozempic, do something. Don't
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  Speaker 2: hate on these women who are dressing a certain way
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  Speaker 2: because they work out to get that way, to get
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  Speaker 2: where they can look great in these legings.
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  Speaker 1: Stop being a hater.
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  Speaker 2: My god, hit a treadmill, walk around the block, do something,
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  Speaker 2: you know, eat a salad, anything.
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  Speaker 1: Don't be a hater and say.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, they dressed like this and it's so horrorsh And
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  Speaker 2: they're well, no, they work out every day, first of all,
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  Speaker 2: to look like that, so that they do look like
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  Speaker 2: that in those leggings.
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  Speaker 1: And I think legings are.
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  Speaker 2: Probably the most comfortable workout attire for them.
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  Speaker 1: That's why they wear them. So what do you expect
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  Speaker 1: them to do at a gym?
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  Speaker 2: You know? But guys, bro I don't even notice legings anymore.
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  Speaker 1: That's how long they've been around.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, you guys really do act like you're that
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  Speaker 2: thirteen year old kid who found your dad's playboy and
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: you're that immature and ridiculous. All right, we're doing it
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: live from the Just Wing It Studio. Oh, now here's
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: the deal. It's sinking to my it was Taco Tuesday.
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  Speaker 2: It's a double feature today, right, you get to go
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  Speaker 2: out drink some beers. Have some tacos, have a great
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: time on Sinkle to Mile. I hope you got some
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: plans ready to go. I don't know where my Dell
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: Taco boy is. I figure he'd have uh my guy
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  Speaker 2: from some specials, but I haven't heard from him in
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  Speaker 2: a while, so he might be stuck in Mexico. That's
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: where it was last time he disappeared for a little bit.
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: But it's Sinkle the Miles Taco Tuesday, and boy, I
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  Speaker 2: hope you're ready for the adventure that's about to come. Oh,
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: it's going to be a long one if you haven't
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  Speaker 2: started already. What time is it to a lit lafter?
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: Six? Sometime? It's about six almost six thirty.
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  Speaker 2: Right. It's funny how the bars are open already, but
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: on Saint Patty's Day, everybody starts drinking about six am.
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  Speaker 1: Right on Sinkle to Mile. We wait, we.
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  Speaker 2: Wait till about happy hour, wait till four everybody goes
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  Speaker 2: to work.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's funny.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's funny how Sinkle to Mile starts later than
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: Saint Patrick Stade's what'd you text me here already?
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  Speaker 12: Four?
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  Speaker 2: Two five, four seven, seven? Yo, roan, what do you
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  Speaker 2: got going on tonight? For Single to Mile where you
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  Speaker 2: heading to? You know. The funny part about Sinco to
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  Speaker 2: Mile is I, uh, I don't really go out. You know.
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  Speaker 2: We normally we were on a cruise, but for some
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  Speaker 2: reason we didn't do the cruise this year. We should
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  Speaker 2: have been in Mexico right now, but I want our
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: uh No, we would have been back from Mexico already.
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  Speaker 1: Never mind. Yeah, uh no, probably nothing.
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  Speaker 2: I probably stay at home watch Uh Yeah, I don't know, I.
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  Speaker 1: Don't really.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't go out as much anymore, uh for holidays,
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  Speaker 2: only because I just I've done it for so many years. Man.
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  Speaker 2: I used to have to work on Sinco to myle
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  Speaker 2: used to you know, twenty years ago. I would have
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: had to be at some restaurants tonight, you know, celebrate
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: Sinco de Mayo with the radio station.
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  Speaker 3: And now.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't had to do that in a while.
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  Speaker 2: So ash, I used to have to go out so
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  Speaker 2: much that now it's kind of nice to be able
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  Speaker 2: to stay at home. I'll drink some beer tequila, have
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: some tacos tonight at the house. But I mean, don't
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with being out of
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: Single to Maya.
• 17:04
  Speaker 11: What.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I just don't know.
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: I guess I've just done it so long, over so
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: many years of being out at clubs and bars and restaurants,
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: and I guess I'm just gonna stay at home. Nobody
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: invited me anywhere, you know, all those years. And that's
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: another thing. All those years I invited you guys out
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: with the radio station to go to some club or
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: some party or Monday night football or whatever, Sinco to
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: Mayo or Saint Patti's Day.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: Always invited you.
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: Now that I haven't done it in a couple of years,
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: nobody invites me out.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: So I just I stay at home. Yeah, I see
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: how you are, Hey wrong.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: I was thinking about taking my wife out for Cinco
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: to Mayo dinners, Margarita's things like that. You know what
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: I'm talking about. Do you know any place that has
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: madiachi bands? She loves madiachi bands. I actually I'm not sure.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: There's the last time I seen, oh, you know who
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: might have mariachi bands. Now, I've never been there, and
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: but I hear it's a pretty cool place.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: The stock Dellan Allen.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: Apparently there's a Mexican joint on stock Dellan Allen that
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: has mariachi bands regularly.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: Maybe I could.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: Now. When I got this information, I was a few
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: beers in, so I might be wrong about that. I
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: don't even know the name of it, but they might
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: have mariachi bands tonight already four two, five, four, seven
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: to seven. Hey, Rome, I bet Seahawk lou is gonna
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: invite you to eat Garnia sada or burnt Carna sada
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: at a smelly garage at.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: Oh gosh, he is probably.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: Gonna make some burd at sada tonight. Beef jerkey. We
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: call seac los Asada beef jerkey. Hey, room, get out
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: your feelings, bro. It's your job to get people to
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: go to those events.
• 18:54
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: That's pretty funny, all right. I had the Lakers play
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: tonight too, right. I think it's a game one of
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: the Lakers thunder. So yeah, there's a lot of reasons
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: to go out and have a good time tonight. You
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: got Taco Tuesday, you got sink on a Mayo, and
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: you got the Lakers playing. Hey Roam, I feel you
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: on that one.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: On that.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: When we were younger, we party like there was no tomorrow.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: Now we just burnt out and being older can't wait
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: to get in bed by nine o'clock.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: Well, I don't know about all that.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: I mean nine o'clock is a little early. I will
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: tell you something funny though about doing it all. So
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: Saturday was it Saturday? Yeah, Saturday. I was down at
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: a concert in house and I was sitting there. I
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: was by myself, and I was just it was basically
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: general admission. You had to buy a seat if you
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: wanted a seat. So I decided to buy a seat
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: and watch the concert. Well, I don't really have a
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: whole lot of e Russian.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: I'm not jumping up and down. I'm not dancing. I'm
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: not you know, I'm just sitting there watching the show.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: And the couple next to me looked at me and
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: they were like, are you having any fun?
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: Why are you here? And I was like, what what
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: do you mean? I'm having a great time. The band
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: I liked. I enjoyed the band.
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: I didn't know him the first time, you know, I
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: got invited, so I just went.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: But I was.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: I couldn't First of all, I couldn't believe they said
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: it to me. Second of all, I was like, I'm
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: having a great time. They're like, man, the guy goes man,
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: you don't look like it. I'm like, you know what,
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: first of all, and I didn't explain myself to him.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: I just said, okay, well, you enjoy it your way.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: I'll enjoy it mine. I don't think they were trying
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: to be mean, but you have to understand. And they
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: don't know this, but I've been doing this radio show
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: for thirty years plus the one I did, or twenty
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: eight years plus the one I did before I got
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: to Bakersfield. I have literally seen everybody that's been popular
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: in the last twenty something last thirty years of music
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: and comedy.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: I've seen them all. And I've been front stage.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: I've been front row, I've been back row, I've been
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: side stage, I've been backstage, I've been on stage.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: I have seen it.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: So at some point you just want to sit there
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: and watch a show. And that's after all that, And
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: so I still go to some shows.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: I don't even like going to concerts anymore as much,
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: but I still go to some shows.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: But after all the years of doing it, you just
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: kind of go, yeah, that's a good I mean, it's
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: a good show. But you can only do so much.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: I have to, you know, so yeah, I get what
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: you're saying. Man, you party like there's no tomorrow, and
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: then you start to go. Man, be nice, just to
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: relax and enjoy something without you know, have to be
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: out in the middle of it, right, I get it. Hey, Romeo,
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: where the sink? Go to Mile parties at I'm gonna
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: go out and have a good time. Find me some thought.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: Does oh god, any Mexican place. Just find a Mexican restaurant.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: Just pick pick whatever Mexican restaurant is closest to your house.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: And if they have a bar, they're gonna have a
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: Mexican a sinkle to Mile party.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: You're good to go. Okay, just anywhere.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: It's Romeo, Good morning everybody. What what did you send
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: me here? And Romeo's issue here? Okay, you got an issue?
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: I met this girl. We talked for a few days. Well,
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: she came over. We had some good fun. It's been
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: going on two weeks. She doesn't want to leave and
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: go home. I mean, she makes me breakfast and all,
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: but doesn't want to leave. She's killing my game from
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: bringing over other females. How does that even happen? You're joking, right,
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: This can't be a real a real conversation. Right, Is
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: this something you saw on TikTok or something and you're
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: trying to get me.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: To talk about it. How does that happen?
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: You brought a girl over, he got busy, and two
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: she hasn't left in two weeks, hasn't left the house
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: in two weeks. I don't know if I believe that.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: Anybody else believe that? And if you really want to
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: get rid of her, just bring another girl home. It's
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: not that complicated. It's your place, right, Hey, this guy says?
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: This is what this guy says. He says, says he
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: has an issue. He goes, some girl came over and
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: they had some fun. It's been going on two weeks.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: She doesn't want to leave and go home. She's making
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: me breakfast at all, but doesn't want to leave. He says,
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: it's uh, messing up his game with other girls. I
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: don't know if I believe him, but okay, then he
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: sent me some more text messages.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know what to do.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: Yes, I already told her if she's going back to
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: her place, and she tells me my place is her
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: place and then just smiles and laughs.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: It might it was meant.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: To be a one night stand, not a stay here
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: from now on every night stand?
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: Well, how do you how does that even happened?
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: This gotta be a joke, right, She doesn't make good money,
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: matter of fact, way more money than me. But that's
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: not the point. It ain't about the money. Well then
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: why did you bring up the money factor? Why did
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: you bring that up? If I don't understand what's going
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: on here, I mean, here's what you do.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: You want me to tell you exactly what to do?
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: If this is a real story, you need to Uh, oh, wait, what.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: Do you say?
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: She leaves when I go to work, then is waiting
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: when I get back. Then she comes in, she's waiting,
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: How well, don't let her in if she's if she's
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: at well, she's at your front door when you get
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: back from work, then don't let her in.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: Just walk through, leave her on the front porch.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: But I was gonna say, is come back with another girl?
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: You know, come back with somebody else. That's all you
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: gotta do. Get rid of her or she might join.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know if I believe this,
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: anybody believe this guy's story. I don't know how that's possible.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: Already four two, five, four or seven to seven. This
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: uh guy sent me a text message, and he sent
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: me a bunch of them. Apparently he met some girls
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: supposed to be a one night stand. It's been two
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: weeks now, she won't leave. She's killing his game, he says.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: But he does say that she he goes to work.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: What did he say he goes to work? Let me
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: see where he said here. He said, she leaves when.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: I go to work, then is waiting when I get back.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: Then she just comes in. Well, okay, it's I don't
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: I don't understand. I don't understand how you get there.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: If she actually leaves your leaves your house or apartment
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: whatever you live in, and when you go to work,
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: and then waits for you till you come home, when
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: you don't let her in, Well, I don't get what
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: you're talking about. It makes no sense. Man, makes no
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: sense already four to seven seven Rome tell the man
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: to man up and just kick her ass out. Why
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: are some of these men not holding their ground to
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: their own home? He sounds like, my brother, Oh, that's
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: kind of I don't I don't even know how how
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: that's even.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: If she leaves the house, then when you go to work.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: Then does she go to work?
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: I mean, all you gotta do is just not let
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: her back in. It's that simple, you know. My gosh, Yeah.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: I don't know. That's why. I don't know what.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: I don't know what to believe about your story. Why
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: do you keep letting her back in? If she actually
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: leaves the house and you leave, why are you letting
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: her back in? I mean, I don't get it. I
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: don't get what's going on here, alright e fourteen four
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: or seven to seven plus, I never had a woman
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: want to stay, so I don't understand that either.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: So this guy, this guy texted and he said he.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: Met some girl. They went back to the house. Supposed
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: to be one night. Apparently she hasn't left in two weeks.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: I don't even know how that's possible, since he actually
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: said that he goes to work and she leaves out
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: the house or whatever they live in when he goes
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: to work, and she's back when he comes home from work,
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: So why do you keep letting her in? That's what
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: I'm curious about. He's worried it's messing up his game
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: with females, But well, why are you letting her back in?
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: Then that's what if you walk right by her, shut
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: the door, and leave her out on the front porch.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: I'm sure she'll leave at a certain point. Okay, stop
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: feeding her and she'll leave. Okay already four two five
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: four seven to seven, yo, rold. He probably showed up.
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: He probably showed her his Pokemon collection.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: I don't even know what that means.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: But okay, my question is, seriously, if she leaves while
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: you go to work, and she's at your doorstep when
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: you get back, why do you keep letting her in?
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: Yo?
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: Rome?
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: If she cooks and looks good, tell him to send
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: her to my house.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: I'll take her. Okay, what is looking good? By the way,
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: Hey rome is this.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: The same guy that sent me this whole scenario? No,
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: it says, hey Rome, that also happened to me. I
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: called up one of the one of the girls that
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: I chill and watch movies with. I haven't seen her
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: in a few months, so we finally kicked it. We
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: had a good night. After that, she came over five
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: days in a row. She was buying me food and everything.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: After the five days, I just didn't answer my phone.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: Hey Romeo, tell him to send her my way.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: I'll be her uncle Berry, I can use an independent woman.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: Well, I don't know how that works. I really don't.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: I guess, you know, once she's I guess what I
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: thought was she was never leaving your house?
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: I guess at first.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: But if she's out the front door once you get
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: her out, as long as she don't get mail there,
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: you can leave her out. You don't have to let
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: her back in, all right. Already fourteen five four or
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: seven to seven. It's Romeo and I'm trying to figure
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: out here what this guy is saying is true or not.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: He says he looked up with some girls supposed to
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: be a one night stand and went back to his
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: place in two weeks now, and apparently she hasn't laughed.
• 29:29
  Speaker 5: Now.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: He does go to work, he says, and she leaves
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: when he goes to work, and then when he comes back,
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: she's there again. So why does he keep letting her
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: back in the place in his house? I have no idea,
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: you know, Roam. The question is how many times has
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: he slept with her in the past two weeks since
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: she's been there?
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: Well, every night, every day.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: I'm assuming that if you meet a girl for a
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: one night's stand and she doesn't leave. You're having sex
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: every moment, every time you want, probably right over a
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: two week period. I mean, if some woman's actually waiting
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: at your door when you go to work, or leaving
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: when you go to work, and then waiting at your
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: door when you get back, I'm assuming she's having sex
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: with you every time moment, every time you want sex,
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: she's doing it, so probably every day. Hey, Romeo, let's
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: see here.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: What do you got Hey, he's leaving something out.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there is something kind of strange about the story.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: Right, how does that even possible?
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: So one nice he even said she makes more money
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: than him, So why he brought that up?
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: But yeah, it makes no sense.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: Why is the issue is getting him out the front door?
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: Is getting them actually out of your house? You got
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: her out every day for two weeks. You said you
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: got her out while you go to work. So and
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: she's waiting there, you don't have to let her back in,
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: you know already for four in the seven Rome, that's
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: what happens when you feed a stray cat, tell him
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: to quit playing.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: He likes it. Well, I mean, let's be honest.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: Let's be honest as a guy, right, if you guys,
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: and I don't know, Obviously she's attractive to him, right,
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: So what.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: Are you gonna do? How many of you guys would
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: kick her out?
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: If every morning when you got up to go to work,
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: your girl or whoever you're sleeping with, leaves and then
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: every night she comes right back and is waiting for
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: you at your front door while you when you come
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: home from work, Like, you're gonna turn that down because
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: that's just guaranteed sex and whatever you want.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: Apparently she even cooks, I heard, is what he said.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: So imagine and if your wife did not imagine if
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: your wife every morning you guys left together, and every
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: morning she was just sitting at the door waiting for
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: you to come home, right, you wouldn't want to get
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: rid of her. That's guaranteed sex. What guy doesn't want
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: guaranteed sex? So maybe you're right, maybe he does like it.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: Four two, five, four, seven and seven. But I'm with
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: the last person. He's leaving something out. Don't know what
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: it is, but something where? Where?
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: Where would you send me here? Okay?
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: So this guy text and we're talking about this crazy dude.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: I don't know what's up with him. Hey, roam what
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: kind of guy complains about free food and a good
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: night with you when you get home from work. Some
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: of us are out here starving. I said, who turned
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: down guaranteed sex? You know what I'm saying. So maybe
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: that's why there's more to this story.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: That we're not aware of. Good morning. How what's going
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: on at Ruben? What I'm in?
• 33:01
  Speaker 9: Hey, obviously something's working out for both of them because
• 33:04
  Speaker 9: she keeps coming back and he keeps leaving her back in.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's something. There's something odd about that.
• 33:09
  Speaker 10: I don't know what I mean. He laid her back
• 33:12
  Speaker 10: in and he's sleeping with her, doing this and that.
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: Well he's kind of leading her on too, maybe you
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: know what I mean. But quipping scared of her?
• 33:20
  Speaker 9: Do handle it?
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: Well?
• 33:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Tell me man equipping a handle it all right?
• 33:26
  Speaker 10: All right?
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: We just just to be fair, though.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: He says his version is supposed to be a one
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: night stand. She's been there two weeks. But what I
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: don't get is if if they are leaving every day
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: for work, which I don't know if she's working or not,
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: but he said he leaves and she's waiting for him
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: when he gets off work at her doorstep. Then I
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: don't know, man, I just say, who's turning down guaranteed sex?
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: No guy in his right mind is turning down guaranteed sex, right,
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: They're just they're just not And if she's showing up
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: at your front door every night when you get home
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: from work, that's guaranteed sex.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: There's no way. There's just no way.
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: I don't know, lay four two four seven to seven. Hey,
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: rome that woman you're talking about that keeps staying with
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: the guy, either she is homeless or he took a
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: blue pill and now she's she's claimed that and uh
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: claimed that and called DIBs on him.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: I don't know, man.
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: He says it was supposed to be one nice stand.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: He says it's been two weeks. She ain't left, although
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: he did say that when he goes to work, she
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: leaves the house, she gets out of the dwelling, whatever
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: that may be. But she's always she's been back at
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: the door when he gets back. So why does he
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: keep letting her in? I don't know, Hey, Romeo, Oh,
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: let's call the toxica. He needs to leave a trail
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: of hot cheetos out to the corner or sidewalk.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: I don't know, man, song's going on.
• 34:55
  Speaker 10: A erom.
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: Send her over. We can play house. I got an
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: I got a nine iron for her. We can play
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: golf every day. I don't even know what that means.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: I'm sure that's some sexual reference.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: I guess, good morning, now, what's going on?
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: Wrote me?
• 35:09
  Speaker 5: On all honesty, you know, it's ta out here, so
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: a camp. But on the other hand, she may be homeless.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: He said that she makes more money than he does.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, he said she has a home.
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: Okay, okay. Maybe maybe that this sounds like the beginning
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: of a love story to me, because if you're as
• 35:34
  Speaker 5: any gentleman when it first started, that's how it all.
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: You know. I wasn't in the same particament. My wife
• 35:42
  Speaker 5: came over one time and she never left. So this
• 35:45
  Speaker 5: is the beginning of a love Storyteller's up with her.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: I'll let him know.
• 35:52
  Speaker 5: Tell him to invite you to the wedding in twelve months, twelve.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: The way they're moving, and be married in three right,
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: I don't, I mean, I get it. I guess I
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: get it right.
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's probably more common. It's just I've just
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: never dealt with that situation. It's probably far more common
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: than you think. Girl comes over, never leaves right or
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: doesn't want to leave because and he don't want you
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: to leave because it's sex, guaranteed sex. Nobody's trying any guy.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: No guy's turned down guaranteed sex.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: That's just ridiculous.
• 36:25
  Speaker 8: Okay, Romeo, good morning, Good morning.
• 36:29
  Speaker 12: The guy had just called and said that's how he
• 36:31
  Speaker 12: met his wife because just showed up one day and
• 36:34
  Speaker 12: never left. I can vouch that that's literally how marriages start.
• 36:38
  Speaker 12: I was in high school when my mom started dating
• 36:40
  Speaker 12: my now stepdad. The mother effort came over one day
• 36:45
  Speaker 12: and never left.
• 36:47
  Speaker 6: We were in like maybe like a week, maybe like
• 36:50
  Speaker 6: two weeks later, and I said, hey.
• 36:52
  Speaker 5: What the hell are you still doing here?
• 36:54
  Speaker 11: Oh?
• 36:54
  Speaker 5: I live here now?
• 36:55
  Speaker 8: I said, no, the f you don't, well you don't
• 36:58
  Speaker 8: that was you were sleeping them.
• 37:01
  Speaker 12: No, no, no, my dad, my stepdad.
• 37:05
  Speaker 11: My mom.
• 37:06
  Speaker 5: When I was younger, got you, when.
• 37:08
  Speaker 8: I was younger, gotcha, got you?
• 37:10
  Speaker 12: Okay, Caver just came over and never left. I literally
• 37:14
  Speaker 12: asked him.
• 37:14
  Speaker 6: One morning, when are you leasy busy?
• 37:17
  Speaker 12: And he was like, I live here now. So yeah,
• 37:19
  Speaker 12: that's really how marriages do start.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: I will say that are they still together?
• 37:25
  Speaker 8: Yes, they are and they have been together for fourteen years.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: Now do you like him?
• 37:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 37:31
  Speaker 6: I love my dad.
• 37:32
  Speaker 12: I love my stepdad. At first, I was like, this
• 37:34
  Speaker 12: is my.
• 37:36
  Speaker 5: Here.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: For the last minute, you just cussed them out.
• 37:40
  Speaker 6: You know, it took me ten years to call him dad.
• 37:43
  Speaker 8: It took me ten years to call him dad.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: So that's so funny.
• 37:47
  Speaker 8: Steady, slow and steady when when the US you know,
• 37:55
  Speaker 8: I literally barely started calling him dad, like four years ago.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: Did he not have a place to le live or
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: what was it?
• 38:03
  Speaker 8: He just you know what, I'm not even judging him,
• 38:05
  Speaker 8: but in all reality, no, he didn't. He was leaving
• 38:09
  Speaker 8: his ex wife because she was out there, you know,
• 38:12
  Speaker 8: roaming the streets like any bakersh old woman.
• 38:15
  Speaker 5: Sure, and yeah he did it.
• 38:17
  Speaker 8: He was sleeping on my grandma's couch. He was thirty
• 38:21
  Speaker 8: something years old and he had a motorcycle. You know
• 38:25
  Speaker 8: what's funny too, is but when my mom saw him,
• 38:27
  Speaker 8: she was like, Oh that man, blah blah blah.
• 38:29
  Speaker 5: He's so handsome.
• 38:30
  Speaker 8: I could marry him one day. And I was the dummy.
• 38:34
  Speaker 6: I was the dummy encouraging her and was like, go
• 38:37
  Speaker 6: talk to him, you know, go talk to him, and
• 38:39
  Speaker 6: she was like no, no, blah blah blah.
• 38:41
  Speaker 12: Long story short, she talked to him.
• 38:43
  Speaker 8: He came over one day and never left, and then
• 38:44
  Speaker 8: I was mad at myself.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: That's why I don't do that funny raid Davis. Right,
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: that's that's a vegas Field love story right there.
• 38:53
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I must be right.
• 38:54
  Speaker 8: That's just how those Bakersfield marriages start. I guess they
• 38:57
  Speaker 8: never leave.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: That's great.
• 39:00
  Speaker 11: Say that.
• 39:00
  Speaker 8: My husband and I linked up and he never left either.
• 39:03
  Speaker 10: So I don't know.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: Like mother like daughter.
• 39:07
  Speaker 12: You know what I did say one day I was
• 39:08
  Speaker 12: gonna marry him, and must there occurs. We are we witches.
• 39:12
  Speaker 12: Maybe we're witches.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: What did you send me your hey, roam, send her
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: over here, we can play house. Okay, So you guys
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: are looking for somebody to move in with you. Huh hey,
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: room there. There is married men out here in and
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: don't have it, don't have it like that. And this
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: guy is complaining about it, Oh marry men not having
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: uh guaranteed sex.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: I see what you're saying. Uh, well, I don't know.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: I don't know what his deal is.
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: I mean, I bet your your east Side fairytale right there?
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: She comes over for a one night stand, and you
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: got a wife for life. Now, I mean, I don't
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: know what the deal is. He said, she came over
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: and I was supposed to be a one night stand.
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: She hasn't left in two weeks, but he keeps letting
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: her back in, so I'm not sure how she hasn't left.
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: He's the one that's deciding the relationship because he keeps
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: letting her back in every night whenever he comes home
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: from work. He says, she's there for the last couple
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: of weeks, but it's guaranteed sex.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: So who I mean, you're kind of right.
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: There are married men out there who wish they had
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: guaranteed sex, you know, and they don't. Hey, Romeo, it
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: was the same for me and Raider Dave. He walked
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: into my cell and he never left. This is nasty Nate. Nope,
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: that's funny. Uh, Hey Romeo, If I ever get nasty
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: n Eight, I'm gonna have him interviewed because I guess
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: him and Rayder Dave spent some time in County together,
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: so we'll have to get nasty.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: Nate on one time.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: Ever. That girl that called about her stepdad just moving
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: in and never leaving is so a Baker's Field. I
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: did not know that, By the way, I did not
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: know that was the thing. How many times has that
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: happened already? Four two, five, four, seven to seven, where
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: a one night stand turned into a marriage or turned
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: into a they're never gonna leave?
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: That's I can Yeah, I never. I don't know. That's
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: just that's crazy to me. I never.
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: I think that might be the first time today that
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: I've ever heard that that somebody came over, you invited
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: somebody over for one night stand and they never left.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever heard that before. Welcome to Bakersfield.
• 41:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Romio, my one night stand.
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: Never left either.
• 41:42
  Speaker 12: What.
• 41:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we've been together for We've been together.
• 41:48
  Speaker 8: For ten years, married for nine.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: How does that even happen?
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: No?
• 41:54
  Speaker 6: I don't.
• 41:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I trying to kick him out.
• 41:56
  Speaker 6: The house and he didn't want to leave. Yeah, that's
• 41:59
  Speaker 6: my daughter act. But yeah, he in fighting him over
• 42:05
  Speaker 6: and he never left.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: Did he not have a home? Did he live with
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: his mom?
• 42:09
  Speaker 12: Why?
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: How does that even happen?
• 42:12
  Speaker 6: No, he had his old place, he had his own place.
• 42:15
  Speaker 6: He had because I went over to his place.
• 42:17
  Speaker 8: A couple of a couple of times.
• 42:19
  Speaker 5: But yeah, he had his own.
• 42:21
  Speaker 8: Plates and everything, like he had it all figured out,
• 42:25
  Speaker 8: all car, own place, own.
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: Bills, all everything.
• 42:31
  Speaker 6: And he just wouldn't leave my house because we kept
• 42:34
  Speaker 6: feeding him.
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: That's that thing.
• 42:36
  Speaker 8: Don't beat people because they don't me.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: You kept feeding him.
• 42:42
  Speaker 6: Yes, and liked not just seating him, like dinner, Like
• 42:47
  Speaker 6: he would.
• 42:47
  Speaker 8: Come over eat dinner and.
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: I would sometimes cat him lunch and.
• 42:52
  Speaker 6: He just like, yeah, he never left, and you know what,
• 42:57
  Speaker 6: he never actually married him.
• 42:58
  Speaker 5: We just got married like this.
• 43:04
  Speaker 6: These things happened more than when you actually think, because
• 43:07
  Speaker 6: like my cousin has the same thing.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: I am not.
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: So shocked that there's more than one story about this.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: Did you keep having sex with him every night?
• 43:21
  Speaker 8: Rommy always because that's the only thing that was good.
• 43:25
  Speaker 8: But I'm pretty sure it was the sex and then
• 43:27
  Speaker 8: me beating him.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure it was the sex.
• 43:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah, pretty I'm thinking sex was part of it because.
• 43:37
  Speaker 5: He eats a lot.
• 43:39
  Speaker 8: He eats a lot.
• 43:40
  Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure sex was part of it.
• 43:43
  Speaker 6: But yeah, we've been married for ten years. We've been
• 43:47
  Speaker 6: together for ten years.
• 43:49
  Speaker 7: Okay, my gosh, my, okay, okay, oh wow, wow.
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: What up? Hey, I was going to tell you man like,
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: like the girl said, it happened wrong than you can.
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: I guess there was a time when I was going
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: to link up with somebody brand new, or we're gonna
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: get up at the fair. Let us at the fair,
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: went to the concert. You know, we end up taking
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: it afterwards. But the thing is, she didn't really want
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: to be known as a as a girl that slept
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: on the first night with the she met, and so
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: she did everything excepting just about that. So it's I
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: can feel like we're gonna have to wait. So the
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: next day I come over right at noon, right at noon.
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: So the next day we take right up where we
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: left off, got through where we're gonna get through. And
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: I ended up just staying there for about two weeks
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: with her. Well yes, I mean I just wasn't no
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: reason to go home. Jeez around, like when the COVID
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: was here, I didn't have to work. I'm hanging out.
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: Oh you didn't have to work at the Oh yeah,
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: well who's turning down guaranteed sex?
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: You gotta be stupid. That's hilarious. That's hilarious. All right,
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: all right, man, thanks for calling.
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: You know, I gotta say this, and I now that
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: I'm thinking about it. I remember having I remember a
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: friend of mine telling me he was when he was
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: a welder, he would travel to he would travel out
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: of town for for months at a time, and he
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: would hook up with some girl and just live with
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: her while he was out of town working. I mean,
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: he was a single guy. He wasn't cheating on nobody
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: or nothing. But he said, there's uh, there's what was it?
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: What did he tell me? There's nobody. There's nobody that
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: falls in love faster than a traveling welder.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: I don't know what. I don't know what a traveling
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: I don't know anything about the job.
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: But apparently part of it, whatever he was doing, he
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: would have to go out of town for months at
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: a time to work, and he'd end up finding some
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: girl in living with her.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so I guess I guess it does.
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: Happen, all right, Hey, Rome, these fools, you can feed them,
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: they like straight cats. Feed them once and they won't leave,
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: ever leave. The sex is on top on top is
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: a bad combo. Sounds like it, you know, Rome, sounds
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: like they live in oil dow.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't think it's just oildell. To be honest
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: with you.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: All, right, Wow, that's crazy, man, that's just wild.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: So it is single to Mayo and a lot.
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: Of you guys are going to be going out, drinking,
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: having a good time, enjoying the festivities, whether it be
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: at home with friends and family, whether be out and
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: about with friends and family, or whatever the case may be, right,
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: but you're gonna have a good time. One of the
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: cool things I shouldn't say cool things, but one of
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: the fun things is doing it safely.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: You know, sometimes you go and you drink too much.
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: You have a great time, y'all drinking with your friends,
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: y'all having a having fun. And sometimes you drink too
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: much and some stupid happens, hopefully nothing dangerously stupid. You just,
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: you know, have a great story to tell the next day.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: I think I can actually, Oh my god, I could
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: tell you a lot of stories about being out with friends, drinking,
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: going away for the weekend, drinking, and just doing things
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: that you're like, oh my god, what did we just do?
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: I remember one time, me and my buddy, we were, uh,
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: we're just at his house drinking and we started I
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: don't even know how the conversation, how the conversation came
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: up but about throwing a football. If we could throw
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: a foot I for some reason I thought I could
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: throw football fifty yards. So literally, three in the morning,
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: we're outside with a football seeing how far we.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: Can throw it.
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: It was one of the dumbest things I've ever done,
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: all right, But the best story I've ever heard of drinking.
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: Some guy told me this story years ago.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: He said.
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: He was in Mexico and a buddy of his. I
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: guess they got on donkeys. And I don't even know
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: if it was a real story or not, because he
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: said it was so drunk you don't remember it. But
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: he said they got they went bar hopping on donkeys.
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: He said, after the third bar, the fourth bar, he said,
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: he blacked out, and somehow the donkey knew where to
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: go and took him back to wherever they started.
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: I guess.
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: So, I mean, that's a great drunk story. I ain't
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: gonna lie to you. That's pretty funny. I don't know
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: if it's true or not. I don't know if there's
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: somebody else out there that's done.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: That as well.
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: But could you imagine already four two to five, four seven, seven,
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: who out there has the best drunk story and I know,
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: I know somebody that has a better drunk story than
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: all of you, but he won't call in because well,
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: his wife won't let him already.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: Four two, five, four, seven to seven.
• 49:25
  Speaker 11: Hey Romeo, I got a pretty good drunk story, like
• 49:27
  Speaker 11: a drunk drunk fun time story.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what happened.
• 49:32
  Speaker 9: I was in Vegas and then they.
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: Started off cool, we hit we're on the high roller.
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: We bet we've met the the two Tubles.
• 49:43
  Speaker 11: And then next thing you know, I got a banda
• 49:46
  Speaker 11: in my suite at the hotel, and then they kicked
• 49:50
  Speaker 11: my banda out and then we ended up in front
• 49:52
  Speaker 11: of the Blagio at three three am t like four
• 49:56
  Speaker 11: thirty am, and it was like a full blown concert,
• 49:59
  Speaker 11: you know.
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: The guy told He's like, well you paid.
• 50:01
  Speaker 11: He's like, you got me tell four.
• 50:02
  Speaker 4: And he said he almost They tell like five five am.
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: That's the figure with the banda. I was like, whoa.
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: Dude, that's a great story.
• 50:16
  Speaker 11: And I have I'm the only one that don't have
• 50:18
  Speaker 11: the pictures from that night.
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: Everybody else has them.
• 50:21
  Speaker 11: But I was like, you know what, that's in my head.
• 50:23
  Speaker 11: I'm never going to forget that.
• 50:24
  Speaker 5: You might use those photos, but I'm never.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: Going to forget that a great story. Oh my god,
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: hey where.
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: Did we get Where did you get the banda?
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: I don't know one of the couples do. They're like, hey,
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: we got a number from a banda.
• 50:41
  Speaker 5: It's like you want to pitch.
• 50:42
  Speaker 9: I was like they said. I was like, let's go to.
• 50:45
  Speaker 5: My sweet got him the cast and.
• 50:47
  Speaker 11: They're like, hey, you gotta sell four or four am.
• 50:51
  Speaker 7: And it was one amorting, Oh, that's a great story, man,
• 50:54
  Speaker 7: that's awesome.
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: And I was like oh.
• 50:56
  Speaker 11: And then the the fun part about it is the
• 50:59
  Speaker 11: security came up our room and said, hey, they need
• 51:01
  Speaker 11: to go. So we had three other people leave and
• 51:04
  Speaker 11: pretend they were the bond that for twenty mind like,
• 51:12
  Speaker 11: all right, that's why we're with them.
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: I ain't gonna lie when you said the best The
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: better part was when you said.
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: That I thought you were gonna go you were with swingers.
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh my.
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: God, than that.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: Oh that's awesome, that's great man, thanks for calling.
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: All right, I see drunk stories don't always have to
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: end in some nonsense.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: Come on, man, who is the best drunk story already?
• 51:37
  Speaker 6: Four?
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: Two, five, four, seven to seven? Oh I got a
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: whole bunch of them.
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: But so let's talk about drunk stories, right, it is
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: Sinkle Tomo. We're gonna be out drinking, having a good time.
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: What happened, Let's see here already four two, five, four, seven,
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: seven eight Romeo, I got a drunk story for you.
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: It's kind of embarrassing, though, and my husband he still
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: laughs at me to this day. I was so excited
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: when my husband asked me out. We used to work
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: together and he was the hottest guy at the office.
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: He asked me out, and I was so excited and
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: so nervous. We went out to a restaurant, had some
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: drinks and dinner, and then we went downtown to have
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: some more drinks and hang out.
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: I was so nervous.
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: I started drinking like crazy, more than I ever have
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: to try to calm my nerves. I ended up throwing
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: up on him. We ended up leaving. He needed to change.
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: We went back to his place. I ended up sleeping
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: on his couch. He cleaned up and was such a gentleman,
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: and I was so embarrassed. I woke up on his
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: couch in a house I had never been to before.
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: I had no idea what was going on. I was
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: freaked out because I was because I had a towel
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: on me on your clothes? A were you naked? What happened.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: To this day?
• 53:06
  Speaker 6: Rome?
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: Every time my husband and I go out drinking, he says,
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: are you sure you want to have that? I don't
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: want you tossing your cookies on me again?
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: And we laugh about it. There's nothing wrong with it.
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: Sometimes you go out drink too much and it just
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: is what it is, whether it's embarrassing or not. Talking
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: about drunk stories, right, who's got a great drunk story?
• 53:27
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: Good worry? How what's going on?
• 53:31
  Speaker 10: Hey?
• 53:32
  Speaker 12: Man?
• 53:32
  Speaker 10: I got a drunk story? I do all right? Me
• 53:39
  Speaker 10: and my friends were you know ed to live in Tucson,
• 53:41
  Speaker 10: And we went to the U of A, went to
• 53:43
  Speaker 10: a bunch of dorm parties and parties at the university
• 53:47
  Speaker 10: welcat house, and we went to a couple of toga parties.
• 53:50
  Speaker 10: We're off togaed out, Oh dude. We went to a
• 53:52
  Speaker 10: house party where we're so drunk. I woke up and
• 53:56
  Speaker 10: there was a bunch of ambulance and a fire department
• 53:59
  Speaker 10: around me. They were called in because they said there
• 54:01
  Speaker 10: was a dead person in their yard and it was me.
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: And I looked up.
• 54:04
  Speaker 10: My friend came and got me, said, oh, he's with me,
• 54:06
  Speaker 10: and came and took me. Oh man, it was crazy.
• 54:08
  Speaker 10: That was a wild night. I was wrapped up in
• 54:11
  Speaker 10: the sheet.
• 54:11
  Speaker 5: They thought I was dead, but it wasn't. I wasn't dead.
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: I was dead drunk.
• 54:15
  Speaker 10: No, no that I ay man. I had good friends
• 54:18
  Speaker 10: back then. I have good friends now, but I got
• 54:21
  Speaker 10: good friends.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude, that's a great story.
• 54:24
  Speaker 10: Hey man, hey, I remember that told good told good like. Well,
• 54:29
  Speaker 10: I'm telling you man like.
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: I don't know how I'm going to tell you a
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: drunk story from my dad and his friends they went
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: to They went to a concert in Monterey and got
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: so wasted they fell asleep on the beach, and the
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: cops woke them up and said, either help us find
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: the dead body that we're looking for, or get out
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: of here.
• 54:52
  Speaker 10: Oh man, I'm telling you that's crazy.
• 54:54
  Speaker 5: He was in a good town, Monterey. Huh.
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a great story, by the way, brother, Oh,
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: oh my god, that's hilarious.
• 55:01
  Speaker 5: Thanks, man, have a good day.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: I don't think I have a better drunk story than that.
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: They thought he was dead. Oh my god. Already four
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: two pop fours seven seven in Rome, I got a
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: drunk story for you.
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: One night, me and my friends were drinking on the
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: patio and we started doing bottles of tequila. My wife
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: told me after my friends left, I walked in, I
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: kissed her good night, walked right back outside, took off
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: all my clothes, and fell asleep in a lawn chair
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: in my backyard. In Mike Jonis, So we're talking about
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: drunk stories, right, who has a good one already? Four
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: two pop four seven to seven Rome. I got a
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: funny drunk drunk story for you, Romeo. So every year
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: for Thanksgiving, we would go to my buddy's house the
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: day before and get all our turkeys ready to get
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: them Brian, get them seasoned because we were going to
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: uh drive them in the deep pit. Let's see, we're
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: gonna drop them. Every year we would okay, so we
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: dropped them in the deep pit, and every year we
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: would drink a couple of hours to take some shots,
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: take some shots, and then go home. So what happened
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: was my buddy had just came back from Mexico to
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: a Mexico trip, bottles bottles of tequila, and mind you,
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: I don't take shots. So long story short, end up
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: taking some shots, had to call my wife to pick
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: me up.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: Was so drunk that she had to get.
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: Me in the car and at my house, we had
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: to open the gate and drive up to the driveway.
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: So anyway we got to the house, she had to
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: help me out, get me out of the car into
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: the bed. The funny part was the next day, I
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: woke up and was looking for my phone. I walked outside,
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: the car was still running. She forgot to go back
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: out and turn off the car because she was trying
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: to get me out so fast, and left the car
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: running the whole night into the morning. I was so drunk.
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: I was so drunk. Never drinking tequila again. Yeah, that's
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: what everybody says, never drinking again. Right, I'm gonna tell
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: you a funny story from years and years ago.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: I hope Joey doesn't get mad.
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: But me and one night Joey Porter and I were
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: drinking at a friend's house across the street.
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: From his house. We drank like five.
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: Bottles of Patron or Cabbo Wobble or something tequila, and
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: his wife had to come pick him up from across
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: the street.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: Because he was so drunk. I don't remember how I
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: got home. Sure somebody took me home.
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: But yeah, and I think you threw up a couple
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: of times crossing the street. Yeah, drunk stories are great, man,
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: Some of you got some of us got some really
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: good ones, really good ones. Sorry, four two, five, four
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: or seven to seven. You got a good drunk story.
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: What happened the morning, every morning, morning,