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#219 We Need More Breast Pumps! · Two Doting Dads with Matty J & Ash

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Speaker 1: Vic is going to hate this intro. Vic is going
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Speaker 1: to hate this intro. I think I'm not certain, but
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Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure we were both doing poos at the
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Speaker 1: same time.
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Speaker 2: Was that you what fell out of you?
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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, Vic, I was going to say something.
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Speaker 2: You were quick.
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Speaker 1: I was quick, and you were You've been very delicate.
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Speaker 2: You're like a pit crew out.
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Speaker 1: Anyone wondering where we are recording right now. There's a
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Speaker 1: little men's cubicle, two toilets side by side, and I
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Speaker 1: could hear someone on their phone and I was like.
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Speaker 3: What I do like about the toilet here is they've
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Speaker 3: got the radio blasting. So I'm just like I could
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Speaker 3: just do what I wanted there, Like.
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Speaker 2: You came in like a cat.
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Speaker 1: Vic, once again, I apologize. Welcome back to two notting dads.
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Speaker 1: I'm Maddie Jay and I'm Ash and this is a
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Speaker 1: podcast all about parenting. It is the good, it is
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Speaker 1: the bad and the relatable. And you can bet your
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Speaker 1: bottom dollar that in this episode there won't be any advice.
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Speaker 2: I love that saying bet your bottom dollar.
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Speaker 1: I haven't said that so long.
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Speaker 2: That's so good.
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Speaker 1: Just rolled off off the ship talk as well.
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Speaker 2: Bet your bottom dollar.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're welcome.
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Speaker 2: Did you even wipe you that quick?
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Speaker 1: I was like, nothing is more awkward in this world
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Speaker 1: than two people leaving the cubicle at the same time.
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Speaker 1: So that's why I was I didn't wash my hands.
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Speaker 1: I was like, I'm just getting out of here.
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Speaker 2: I ran We could have helped each other out. Watchhach.
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Speaker 2: I was bumms.
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Speaker 1: Once again. Vic, We're sorry, we are sorry. Hey, this
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Speaker 1: is this is not the briefing document, but just really quickly,
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Speaker 1: really quickly, we have an episode coming up with a sexologist.
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Juliet Allen, that's right.
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Speaker 1: And I had a conversation after that record with Laura
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Speaker 1: and I just said, you know, it's hard because people
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Speaker 1: might not know like how to explore different things if
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Speaker 1: they just used to the same type of sex, you know,
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Speaker 1: because you know some couples they they just have what
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Speaker 1: they have the missionary right and maybe throw on another position, right.
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Speaker 1: And I said, people don't know what they don't know
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Speaker 1: and she was like, well, yeah, they know what they
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Speaker 1: they'd like, and you know, they'd try different things. And
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Speaker 1: she was like, you don't want to be whipped, do you?
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Speaker 1: And I was like, well, I don't know, maybe I
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Speaker 1: want to be well and Laura was like, you wouldn't
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Speaker 1: enjoy it. And I was like, well, how would you know?
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Speaker 1: And she goes, well, I've done all that what And
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Speaker 1: I was like what do you mean? And she's like, well,
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Speaker 1: you know I've done that and all that other stuff.
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Speaker 1: And I was like, what's the other stuff? Yeah, and
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Speaker 1: she was like, well, I've just you know, I've experienced
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Speaker 1: it all of that and it wasn't really for me.
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Speaker 3: And I was like, I know, I said once once
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Speaker 3: I said to April, like I was, I wasn't kinkshaming someone,
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Speaker 3: but something that came up like organically, and she was
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Speaker 3: like oh yeah, like.
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Speaker 2: Like she knew. And I was like how did you know?
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Speaker 2: She's like I had a pass and I was shattered.
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Speaker 2: What I was like, absolutely shattered.
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Speaker 1: I know some of Laura's ex boyfriends in conversation, but
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Speaker 1: I was like, was it, Frank, which one? Who was it?
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Speaker 1: And she was like, you know, we we had you know,
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Speaker 1: there was a time where we would try, you know,
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Speaker 1: like rougher sex and like other types of things.
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Speaker 3: And I was like, ah, yeah, you don't want to
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Speaker 3: open that can or is she saying that stuff to
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Speaker 3: get off that subject, so you don't suggest anything.
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Speaker 2: She's smart one.
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Speaker 1: And I was like, well, I've also been whipped, actually,
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Speaker 1: now that we mentioned it, just.
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Speaker 2: Like, yeah, I was whipped yesterday.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I've also tried it. Not for me, I tried
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Speaker 1: it once. Oh my god.
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Speaker 4: No.
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Speaker 3: She like gave April a kiss goodbye this morning because
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Speaker 3: we were talking about it. You should always give a
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Speaker 3: kiss goodbye to your spouse when you leave, and she
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Speaker 3: was like, don't just get in for that, like nana kiss,
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Speaker 3: like hang around linger as you call it. I just
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Speaker 3: was horned up as soon as I left the house,
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Speaker 3: and I was like, funck, I going a whole day
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Speaker 3: of this.
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Speaker 2: So good advice, bad mind.
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Speaker 1: I don't know.
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Speaker 2: I was like, Laura, come in for a hug, coming
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Speaker 2: for a woman whipping.
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Speaker 1: It's a great episode. It's coming out, Yes, very good
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Speaker 1: in a little while. Ash house keeping.
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Speaker 2: Yes, my favorite.
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Speaker 1: First of all school holidays.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, look only two weeks, which is lovely well for me, No,
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Speaker 3: because April book to trip the week after, so for
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Speaker 3: us it's an extra week.
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Speaker 1: Another fucking holiday for you. Jesus.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a family holidays, Yamba. Yeah, drive cost of diesel.
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Speaker 2: I don't know if we'll make.
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Speaker 1: It well yet to book in my holiday leave, so.
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Speaker 2: Okay, I look forward to signing off on it.
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Speaker 1: Where you just you were just in Japan? Though? Is
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Speaker 1: that I? Is that? Do I recall correctly?
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Speaker 2: I didn't know you you were my manager.
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Speaker 1: We're partners.
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Speaker 2: Doesn't feel like it like I'm being accused of just
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Speaker 2: written warning too many holidays?
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Speaker 1: Who has your kids? What are they doing? They're coming
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Speaker 1: with us, sorry for the holidays. What have they been doing?
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Speaker 3: You've actually taken your advice and increased a little bit
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Speaker 3: of vacation care along the way. He went to and
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Speaker 3: I don't know if you've heard about this Motivate. No,
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Speaker 3: it's like a holiday camp style, great for boys.
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Speaker 2: Because it's just continual sport all day.
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Speaker 3: It just so happens to My cousin actually has a
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Speaker 3: few franchises of it, mainly at West but they've acquired
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Speaker 3: the Northern Beaches one and said hey, the registration's open
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Speaker 3: here and gave us the heads up.
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Speaker 2: Oscar went two days last week. Bro. He has not
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Speaker 2: shut up about it.
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Speaker 3: Really amazing what they just so they do into a
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Speaker 3: poll and just say run pretty much pretty much. No,
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Speaker 3: they do it at a big oval usually because there's
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Speaker 3: so many different activities.
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Speaker 2: But the setup it was like something out of Wipeout
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Speaker 2: that show Wipeout.
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Speaker 3: And they have all these things and then like they said, oh,
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Speaker 3: make sure you pack a towel and the change of
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Speaker 3: clothes because we'll it'll be a hot day.
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Speaker 2: We're going to do like a wet activity as well.
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Speaker 3: This was at a high school around the corner from us,
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Speaker 3: and they had it decked out and like Oscar's face up, bro,
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Speaker 3: Like there was basketball, soccer, everything. So they spend the
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Speaker 3: whole day, you know, when you're like a bit apprehensive,
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Speaker 3: was like, how many people are here to actually orchestrate this?
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Speaker 2: Mate? The staff?
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Speaker 3: That's so much staff and they were all young, sprightly,
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Speaker 3: ready to rock and roll.
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Speaker 2: Oscar was raving about it.
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Speaker 1: I don't remember having access to this type of activity
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Speaker 1: when I was younger.
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Speaker 3: They write, like, you what your number is on your hand?
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Speaker 3: He refuses to wash his hand because he's like, that's
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Speaker 3: my number for this. I don't want to give up
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Speaker 3: my number like two six six or something.
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Speaker 1: Oh wow, yeah, and you're like sure, okay, yeah, but.
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Speaker 2: Like I had a great time.
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Speaker 3: He was actually exhausted because you know what, he's like
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Speaker 3: he's killing but he got home and he was like,
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Speaker 3: oh man.
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Speaker 1: Who, I'm got tough day work.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, so shout out to the team and motivate.
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Speaker 1: It's a real roll of the dice.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, like this one trumps the school one, but the
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Speaker 2: school one does the best they can.
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Speaker 1: This morning, dropping the kids off, they were just like
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Speaker 1: again really and I was like yeah yeah. And then
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Speaker 1: we've got a quick rule in our house, no complaining
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Speaker 1: the girls that and also the girls can't wear crop
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Speaker 1: tops not to school. This free dress. Marley loves to
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Speaker 1: wear like a little tiny top and have a belly out,
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Speaker 1: and we just said, oh, you know, if you're going
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Speaker 1: to school, you gotta wear a T shirt like long sleeves.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fair.
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Speaker 1: And she just had a level five meltdown over off
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Speaker 1: the bat, and I was trying to think, you know,
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Speaker 1: Jen Mua, is it about the top? What's really the
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Speaker 1: problem here? And I was like palms out, being like,
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Speaker 1: what's the problem?
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Speaker 2: Try everything in the book?
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Speaker 1: Can we make this easier? And she was like I
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Speaker 1: fucking hate you. And I was like, I understand, it's
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Speaker 1: too late. I was like in my head trying to calculate,
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Speaker 1: like what level are we at? But then I was
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Speaker 1: thinking to myself, what do I do here, ash? Do
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Speaker 1: I just let her wear the top or do I
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Speaker 1: do I put my foot down and let her know
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Speaker 1: the boundaries? And this is when that can't be crossed.
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Speaker 1: And I was like, where do I stand on this?
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Speaker 3: Oh, there's got to be a happy medium where it's like,
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Speaker 3: here's a nice shirt that's not cropped.
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Speaker 1: Okay, well i'll tell you what the happy media was.
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it was just me being like, take up
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Speaker 1: the fucking top.
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Speaker 2: That's exactly what I mean, That's exactly what I mean.
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Speaker 3: Look, I think maybe too young for that, Like you
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Speaker 3: don't want to halt their own dress code where it's
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Speaker 3: kind of like they want to dress who they are.
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Speaker 1: Well, I just said, you've got so many close to
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Speaker 1: choose from, for sure, just pick one that is just
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Speaker 1: a T shirt. Pick a T shirt. And she just
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Speaker 1: wanted to have this crop top. And I was also like,
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Speaker 1: I'm not going to reward her having a meltdown and
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Speaker 1: hitting me and screaming at me saying she hates me.
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Speaker 1: I'm not going to reward that by saying Okay, you
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Speaker 1: can't wear the top. So then it was just it
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Speaker 1: was just me and her in the standoff, and then
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Speaker 1: I'd let her cool down, like cool not Deafcon five,
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Speaker 1: deaf Con three, pop my head in the room, and
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Speaker 1: she'd be like, fuck you you are, so back up
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Speaker 1: to five.
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Speaker 2: I've got a solution, go on. I've just thought of this.
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Speaker 2: It's groundbreaking.
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Speaker 3: You should wear a crop top and take her and
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Speaker 3: drop her off in your crop top.
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Speaker 1: I think she'd think that's hilarious.
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Speaker 2: I thought.
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Speaker 1: I've seen dads do this on social media where they
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Speaker 1: like meet their daughters out in like and they're wearing
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Speaker 1: they're like active where I think Marley would just be like, look.
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Speaker 3: Great, actually that's dam thank you. You're just gonna start
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Speaker 3: walking around with the crop top on all the time now?
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Speaker 1: Man. It was it was a solid hour just me
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Speaker 1: and Marley just like and then I was trying to
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Speaker 1: brush her hair and she's like, don't touch me.
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Speaker 2: I put up with that sort of stuff in my house, bro,
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Speaker 2: and just.
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Speaker 1: What do you? What do you do? It was one
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Speaker 1: of those mornings when.
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Speaker 2: You stood your ground. That's all you can do. Really, Yeah,
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Speaker 2: there's not a whole.
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Speaker 3: Lot more you can do it. Like I think, like, well,
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Speaker 3: let me ask you this is the grud drover? Is
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Speaker 3: that is the is the grud match over?
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Speaker 2: Now?
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Speaker 1: I'm sure when I pick her up it to be
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Speaker 1: complete if we got that out. But it was just
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Speaker 1: a solid hour me and her button heads locked in
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Speaker 1: a clash when no one was willing to back down.
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Speaker 3: And I think it's good that you didn't enable it.
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Speaker 3: That's where it starts, right, But do.
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Speaker 1: You know what, I don't know if you forget this,
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Speaker 1: and this is unfair, but Laura was out the door
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Speaker 1: really early this morning. She was gone at six thirty,
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Speaker 1: and I found myself being really resentful at Laura, Oh,
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Speaker 1: being like I've got to deal with this because you're
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Speaker 1: at work, and obviously she's working, she's earning money. But like,
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Speaker 1: I think there's an argument to say that it is
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Speaker 1: easier to be at work than it is to deal
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Speaker 1: with a child where you're both screaming at each other
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Speaker 1: and you're copying. I hate you. You're a bad dad.
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Speaker 1: This is the worst day of my life. I would
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Speaker 1: rather go to work and write an email or like
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Speaker 1: host a TV show then be face to face with
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Speaker 1: an hour of that.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, like, if you're going to work and
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Speaker 3: someone's yelling at you're and screaming at you're like a
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Speaker 3: five year old.
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Speaker 2: It's probably the wrong place to work. I agree you
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Speaker 2: would leave that place, but you can't just leave. You
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Speaker 2: can be like you know what, fucking see yah.
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Speaker 1: Because then Laura wrote to me and said, I think
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Speaker 1: I'm going to we're behind schedule. I'm going to be late. Oh,
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Speaker 1: and I said, We're no surprise there, because I'm just
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Speaker 1: and the resentment's just creeping out. I'm like, oh, I'm
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Speaker 1: in such a shit headspace, especially.
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Speaker 3: If you've got a tiny human yelling at you. That
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Speaker 3: always escalates the inconvenience of like, I'm already on my
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Speaker 3: own here outnumbered, And then it's like, well, it must
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Speaker 3: be nice for someone else, like your partner, to be
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Speaker 3: off not getting yelled at totally, and then you like
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Speaker 3: you're thinking about that, and then you get yelled out
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Speaker 3: again and you're like, for Fox, say.
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Speaker 1: I don't know one thing I noticed, don'tly normally happened.
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Speaker 1: But after that little argument with Marley, stomach like it's
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Speaker 1: really noted up, Like I was really like, yeah, I was.
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Speaker 1: My nervous system was.
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Speaker 2: Like on edge because you felt it really.
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Speaker 1: Trying to just not shout don't raise your voice and
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Speaker 1: that for an hour like afterwards, I was like, man,
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Speaker 1: I'm I need to let something out. And then unfortunate
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Speaker 1: Lauda was like, hey, by the way, I'm going to
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Speaker 1: be really late coming home on line, and I was
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Speaker 1: just like, I need to release something somehow.
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Speaker 2: It's tough, isn't it. It's never It's not easy.
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Speaker 1: Also, shout out to the single parents.
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Speaker 2: I don't know how they do it.
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Speaker 1: I don't know how they do it.
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Speaker 2: I suppose you you sort of.
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Speaker 3: Get used to it in a way that you're like
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Speaker 3: like a muscle memory, right, You're like, Okay, well it's
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Speaker 3: probably hard. Yes I'm not saying it's not hard. But
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Speaker 3: then you're normal, it's their normal, and you're sort of
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Speaker 3: you're like, well this is just how it is, and
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Speaker 3: your your brain and your muscle memory becomes so like
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Speaker 3: all right, well I just hear on my own now.
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Speaker 1: But when your teammate's taken away, they're like, oh.
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Speaker 2: Why, like ah, just getting yelled at all the time.
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Speaker 1: That's the thought that's in my head of my just
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Speaker 1: think there's there's moms and dads out there doing the solo. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: shut up and get on with it. Matt look in
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Speaker 1: the mirror like god.
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Speaker 3: I honestly, I'll try not raise my voice, but fuck,
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Speaker 3: it works like Oscar having a meltdown, maybe having a meltdown.
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Speaker 3: I'll try and understand. But if they're like not, Ash
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Speaker 3: past that, Like Jen says, thirty percent of the time,
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Speaker 3: I'm jumping straight into that seventy percent, I'm just I'm
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Speaker 3: just bellowing.
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Speaker 2: Anyway. Well, I'm sorry to hear that. But hopefully when
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Speaker 2: you pick her up, she gives you. We cuddle on,
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Speaker 2: we move on.
12:41
Speaker 1: Hey, I got some good news for you.
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Speaker 2: Well, it's all coming up me, Ash.
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Speaker 1: Can I just read you a little message that we got?
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Speaker 2: Sure?
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Speaker 1: Do you mind? This is from Naomi? Hello shutout? Yeah,
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Speaker 1: Hey Naomi. Hey boys, this is a message more for Ash.
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Speaker 2: This sounds like it going to be bad, yes.
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Speaker 1: But I know he says he's shocking with checking DM.
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Speaker 1: So I thought i'd message Maddie's page and also trying
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Speaker 1: here too, because she's gone, she's got my personal page.
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Speaker 2: He's gone to going dads must be desperate.
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Speaker 1: I ordered two Broncos thirteen plush jumpers from Hello Sport Boys,
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Speaker 1: and they accidentally sent me a manly thirteen plus in
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Speaker 1: the order.
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Speaker 3: Ooh, she said, yeah wow.
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Speaker 1: Long story short, but I can't give it away no
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Speaker 1: surprises really anyway, I was wondering if Ash would like it.
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Speaker 1: It's my way of saying good on you for his
13:38
Speaker 1: amazing efforts with his sobriety.
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Speaker 2: Oh absolutely, gnomes I want it. Oh have you got it?
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Speaker 1: No?
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Speaker 2: No, it feels like Christmas. Thank you. Naomi gives a
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Speaker 2: look smashes my hat.
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Speaker 1: Also, hello, sport, get your fucking customer service? Sort of?
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Speaker 2: Boys, didn't you guys got a university?
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Speaker 1: Wow? What size is that? That's a lot?
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Speaker 2: Oh? Perfect, that's perfect.
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Speaker 4: What's thirteen plus?
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Speaker 1: So when you're put in your tips, you say how
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Speaker 1: many the team will win by?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, and thirteen rolls off the time.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, manly will win by thirteen.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, good luck because either one to twelve. We've won
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Speaker 2: two in a row.
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Speaker 1: So that's very kind.
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Speaker 2: Of Manly to win or the jump. Yeah, thank you, Naomi.
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Speaker 2: I appreciate that. I do, I really really do. We
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Speaker 2: do have exciting news. Do you want to break the.
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Speaker 1: News or you break it? You break away?
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Speaker 2: We are moving to a new space, Matthew.
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Speaker 1: We teased it in the Facebook group.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, we we just needed our own space that we
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Speaker 3: could create and bring you more episodes and more fun.
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Speaker 3: And we have found a spot which in May we
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Speaker 3: will start to construct it.
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Speaker 2: We will keep you updated.
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Speaker 1: Someone did say in the Facebook group, they're like, what
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Speaker 1: a fucking waste the money? Why would you do that?
14:48
Speaker 1: I was like, where else are we going to record with?
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Speaker 1: Just on the least, So it's we want to get
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Speaker 1: right now.
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Speaker 3: Three years we've been recording at our houses, being inconvenient
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Speaker 3: for everyone else, and then also having like although run
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Speaker 3: is dead now, having like noise complaints and all sorts
15:02
Speaker 3: of things.
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Speaker 2: And then we finally think.
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Speaker 3: You know what, Originally we thought we couldn't afford it,
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Speaker 3: then we realized how cheap it was.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, actually pretty affordable.
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Speaker 2: So we've got five offices and it.
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Speaker 1: Feels like it's a big step in.
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Speaker 2: We're moving in together. That's what it feels like. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: I know we're going to have a housewarming, an office warming.
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Speaker 1: It's pretty small.
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Speaker 2: It's actually bigger than I was expected.
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Speaker 1: It's nothing flash, It's like not.
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Speaker 2: Yet, it's not Matt View. The sky's a limit. Like
15:29
Speaker 2: I said, we could do anything we want in there
15:31
Speaker 2: so many.
15:32
Speaker 1: Activities we're currently debating whether we have a I've thrown
15:35
Speaker 1: out the idea of couches, I said, simulator ash one simulators,
15:39
Speaker 1: but we've always had a table. Do we want to
15:41
Speaker 1: keep the table set up or do we go couches?
15:43
Speaker 2: Tables? Tables make Yeah, I feel like it's more formal, assertive, assertive. Yeah,
15:50
Speaker 2: I like it. So we'll keep you posted on the
15:52
Speaker 2: progress we are.
15:53
Speaker 1: We're going to do a little like Renno of the
15:54
Speaker 1: studio we are, so stay tuned.
15:56
Speaker 2: Yeah, trading.
15:57
Speaker 3: Dad's getting a couple of calls, that's for sure, because
15:59
Speaker 3: we don't really.
16:01
Speaker 2: We'll give it a go anyway.
16:02
Speaker 1: What do you mean you've just done all the flowing
16:03
Speaker 1: in your house? By the way, is that finished? No
16:05
Speaker 1: fucking out.
16:06
Speaker 3: Don't tell everyone's starting another project.
16:12
Speaker 2: She doesn't know anything.
16:14
Speaker 1: All these materials and tools will rock up at your
16:16
Speaker 1: place and she'd be like, thank god.
16:18
Speaker 2: Stop here I start. Yeah, I'm just taking on a
16:21
Speaker 2: whole new job. That's only job. My career now is
16:23
Speaker 2: just Andy Man breaking news, Matt.
16:27
Speaker 1: Breaking news from the good Giggler in the background of
16:30
Speaker 1: the studio. People love your giggles.
16:33
Speaker 2: I'm listening this morning. You just hear giggle in a way.
16:35
Speaker 1: Sometimes when we don't get giggles, I'm like, oh, this
16:37
Speaker 1: shit joke. Just try you see in the videos, I
16:43
Speaker 1: like look over to Vick's corner and I'm like, anything,
16:46
Speaker 1: give me something big news wise.
16:50
Speaker 2: What have we got?
16:51
Speaker 4: Well, I've got a more serious news story for today.
16:54
Speaker 4: It's not the usual type you might have a chuckle over,
16:57
Speaker 4: but it crossed my desk and I thought it was
16:58
Speaker 4: a really important one. So I thought i'd bring.
17:00
Speaker 2: It to you guys. I'll just see what you thought.
17:03
Speaker 4: So The Humpty Dumpty Foundation is calling for urgent public
17:06
Speaker 4: support as part of its national Pumped for Life Mother's
17:09
Speaker 4: Day appeal, helping fund hospital grade breast pumps for neonatal
17:13
Speaker 4: intensive care units and special care nurseries across Australia. Around
17:17
Speaker 4: a one in five Australian babies require admission to a
17:20
Speaker 4: NICU or special care nursery where specialized medical support is critical.
17:26
Speaker 4: Hospital grade breast pumps are relied upon every day in
17:28
Speaker 4: these units and are often shared between multiple families and mothers,
17:32
Speaker 4: yet hospitals nationwide continue to report significant shortages.
17:37
Speaker 3: They're the ones that Chris Hamsworth used to clean the
17:39
Speaker 3: nipples in between uses.
17:41
Speaker 1: Well there the hospital grade was what's going to be
17:43
Speaker 1: really dumb here, Vic, what's the difference between an at
17:46
Speaker 1: home breast pump.
17:47
Speaker 2: Medella or whatever and one that's hospital grade.
17:50
Speaker 4: The hospital grade ones are much higher quality. They can
17:53
Speaker 4: get a lot more milk out at a faster rate
17:56
Speaker 4: so that they can kind of move between mother to mother.
17:59
Speaker 4: The one that you can just chuck on under your
18:01
Speaker 4: bra they take a lot longer, they get less milk,
18:04
Speaker 4: and the big hospital grade ones they're especially manufactured so
18:08
Speaker 4: that there's less chance of infection and all sorts of
18:12
Speaker 4: other things.
18:12
Speaker 1: So I'm going to sound really dumb here, but when
18:17
Speaker 1: it comes to the niko crib, who uses that?
18:20
Speaker 4: What babies going to Niku?
18:22
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not premature babies.
18:24
Speaker 4: It's a big one for premi babies, twins, any babies
18:27
Speaker 4: that need extra special care.
18:29
Speaker 1: And you used it with Lily.
18:31
Speaker 4: Yeah, my little Lily boo.
18:33
Speaker 1: And how did that come about? When did you realize
18:35
Speaker 1: that that needed to be a service that you guys needed.
18:37
Speaker 4: So day two we woke up after having her, and
18:40
Speaker 4: Dan walked in the room and he's like, wow, Lily
18:42
Speaker 4: looks really yellow. And the midwife was like, oh, yeah,
18:47
Speaker 4: actually we probably should get that checked out.
18:49
Speaker 1: Had you thought that Lily was a little bit yellow
18:52
Speaker 1: or a little.
18:53
Speaker 4: Bit, but like, I was so tired and drugged up
18:55
Speaker 4: still I'd had a plan C section, so I still
18:58
Speaker 4: had a lot of drugs pumping through my body. I
19:00
Speaker 4: was in a lot of pain, and I couldn't really
19:01
Speaker 4: see her properly because I was in the bed and
19:03
Speaker 4: she was in the bassinete.
19:04
Speaker 1: Next to me.
19:05
Speaker 2: So you haven't known her that long.
19:08
Speaker 4: Ash with the jokes, and so straight away they started
19:11
Speaker 4: doing tests and they saw that her white blood cell
19:14
Speaker 4: count was really high and she had very high levels
19:17
Speaker 4: of jaundice, which is why she was yellow. But it
19:20
Speaker 4: was actually the white blood cell count they were most
19:22
Speaker 4: concerned about because that could mean serious infection or cancer.
19:25
Speaker 1: Wow.
19:25
Speaker 3: Yeah, Oscar was a little jaundi as well, but like
19:29
Speaker 3: people just thought he was Mexican because she.
19:31
Speaker 2: Was like quite olive. Yeah though he is. Yeah, but
19:35
Speaker 2: he was really yellow. So we had to go on
19:37
Speaker 2: to the there's a light.
19:38
Speaker 4: Yeah, the Billie blue lights. So straight away they took
19:42
Speaker 4: Lily and put her in a box with yeah, blue
19:45
Speaker 4: lights all around and these gorgeous little goggles over her
19:47
Speaker 4: eyes so to protect her eyes. And then they put
19:49
Speaker 4: a drip in her hand so that they could start
19:51
Speaker 4: getting some stuff to her straight away, antibiotics.
19:55
Speaker 1: So yeah, so how was this being communicated to you
19:58
Speaker 1: when you're in bed if you're still coming off the
20:01
Speaker 1: drugs from the C section, are you kind of passive
20:04
Speaker 1: as this is happening, or how is it being communicated
20:07
Speaker 1: to you?
20:07
Speaker 2: They were pretty good.
20:08
Speaker 4: The doctors and the nurses in the special Key, you know,
20:11
Speaker 4: are incredible, Like I can't fault them at all. They
20:14
Speaker 4: were those the most supportive people. And that is where
20:18
Speaker 4: these pumps were so important because they brought them in
20:21
Speaker 4: so that I could start pumping milk because she was
20:25
Speaker 4: in this little box and they had to be she
20:27
Speaker 4: had to be bottle fed, and so the pump helped
20:30
Speaker 4: me then bring my milk in because I couldn't feed,
20:33
Speaker 4: and then it meant that she got that really good,
20:35
Speaker 4: nutritious milk straight away from day two because I was
20:39
Speaker 4: able to feed the day before. But yeah, from the
20:41
Speaker 4: second day, we had to start bottlefeeding her, which as
20:44
Speaker 4: a mother was like awful because I just wanted to
20:46
Speaker 4: breastfeed her and I wanted her on me, and then
20:49
Speaker 4: to have them feeding her. Yeah, it was really hard,
20:52
Speaker 4: but I knew that I wanted to breastfeed, and so
20:54
Speaker 4: this helped me make sure that I could and get
20:58
Speaker 4: me going and make sure I could get lots of
21:00
Speaker 4: elk ready for her, because they feed every two to
21:02
Speaker 4: three hours, so you need to keep pumping milk as well.
21:04
Speaker 3: I remember April used it because I mentioned it to
21:07
Speaker 3: her and she was like, yeah, they were so much faster,
21:09
Speaker 3: And like, depending on what the problem might be will
21:13
Speaker 3: depend on how long you'll actually have to use it
21:15
Speaker 3: if they're in the How long was Lily in.
21:16
Speaker 2: The box for?
21:17
Speaker 4: She was only in the box for like two maybe
21:20
Speaker 4: three days, but we were in special care a bit
21:23
Speaker 4: longer than that.
21:24
Speaker 2: Two or three days would feel like forever. Though at
21:26
Speaker 2: that stage, was it.
21:28
Speaker 1: Like I'm trying to think of our experience was different
21:31
Speaker 1: because we had the luxury of just being able to
21:34
Speaker 1: hold your baby straight away. So what's it like when
21:37
Speaker 1: there's that barrier between being able to get tactile with
21:40
Speaker 1: your newborn.
21:41
Speaker 4: It's pretty awful. Yeah, I was. I felt like a
21:45
Speaker 4: mother without a baby, and because Louis was home, like
21:50
Speaker 4: I was just in bed by my self. Phoned and yeah,
21:54
Speaker 4: Dan was minding Louis and then I was still recovering
21:58
Speaker 4: from my surgery, so I couldn't even visit her, so
22:01
Speaker 4: they found me a wheelchair, and then just seeing her
22:04
Speaker 4: in the little box, it's just it's really awful, because,
22:08
Speaker 4: as you said, you want your birth experience to be
22:11
Speaker 4: really beautiful and like that golden out what they say
22:14
Speaker 4: when they're on your chest. And I didn't get that
22:17
Speaker 4: with Louis either because he was an emergency seek section
22:20
Speaker 4: and I wasn't able to breastfeed him after eight weeks either.
22:23
Speaker 4: So I was already like I had a little bit
22:25
Speaker 4: of trauma from that, and so then I was like determined,
22:28
Speaker 4: I really wanted to breastfeed Lily, So when this happened,
22:30
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, please don't rip this away from
22:32
Speaker 4: me as well. And so then eventually with the bottles
22:37
Speaker 4: that she was getting, she was getting stronger. The antibiotics
22:40
Speaker 4: she got worked straight away. The white blood cell count
22:43
Speaker 4: came down straight away, so they were like, that's a
22:45
Speaker 4: really good sign, there's no infection. It turned out that
22:48
Speaker 4: her blood type and my blood type are opposite, and
22:52
Speaker 4: as a result, that can have a really negative impact
22:55
Speaker 4: on the baby's health when they come out, because there's
22:57
Speaker 4: some sort of crossover or something that's crazy.
23:00
Speaker 1: I'm just so sorry I had to go through that.
23:02
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, it's it's hard because at the time you
23:04
Speaker 4: don't know what you don't know, and you don't know
23:07
Speaker 4: what's going to happen or what's going to happen to
23:09
Speaker 4: this baby that you've just had and been carrying for
23:11
Speaker 4: nine months. But in hindsight, I'm like, oh, I probably
23:14
Speaker 4: got way more upset than I should have, because lots
23:16
Speaker 4: of babies get jaundice and it's a really common thing
23:19
Speaker 4: and the doctors were incredible at fixing that for her.
23:22
Speaker 4: But at the time, yeah, not being able to hold
23:25
Speaker 4: your newborn baby is the worst feeling in the world.
23:28
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I don't think you should look at your
23:31
Speaker 1: the way you reacted and the emotions that you still
23:33
Speaker 1: hold inside. It's important not to think that you were overreacting,
23:36
Speaker 1: because you probably look at Lily now and be like, oh,
23:39
Speaker 1: she was fine, So I was getting worked up over nothing.
23:41
Speaker 1: But I think it's important to still allow yourself to
23:44
Speaker 1: be as upset as what you were.
23:46
Speaker 2: Yeah.
23:47
Speaker 4: Well, it's funny because she's three now and obviously, like
23:50
Speaker 4: that's still right on the surface, I'm getting upset.
23:52
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, I'm so sorry, but yeah, it's did.
23:56
Speaker 4: A really important cause. So yeah, it's close to my heart,
23:58
Speaker 4: such a good cause.
23:59
Speaker 1: They need the money, I think, Ash, Yeah, well, let's
24:03
Speaker 1: we've got some plush toys in storage.
24:06
Speaker 3: We do in storage that I think that we could
24:10
Speaker 3: sell to the listeners that all the money and all
24:12
Speaker 3: the proceeds and that can go towards these breastpump machines
24:15
Speaker 3: that can help so many mothers in this situation that
24:18
Speaker 3: need to express pumps so that their baby can start
24:21
Speaker 3: to feed, but also as well for them so they
24:22
Speaker 3: can start to produce milk.
24:23
Speaker 1: I think it's great. Vic. Do you know how many
24:25
Speaker 1: we got in the warehouse.
24:26
Speaker 4: We've got, like look at our office, We've got ninety
24:33
Speaker 4: one toys in the warehouse.
24:35
Speaker 1: We sell them for twenty bucks each. That will be
24:39
Speaker 1: just shy of two thousand dollars. Yeah, so we'll give
24:41
Speaker 1: all proceeds, all that money, the twenty bucks will give
24:44
Speaker 1: that donated to.
24:45
Speaker 2: The Humpty Dumpty Foundation.
24:47
Speaker 1: Let's do that. So they'll be on our website, two
24:49
Speaker 1: Doting Dads dot com. We'll put it in the show notes.
24:52
Speaker 1: But if you buy that, just know that that money
24:54
Speaker 1: is going to go to such an amazing cause and we'll.
24:56
Speaker 2: Track some cash out it too, won't We to make
24:58
Speaker 2: sure that the.
24:59
Speaker 3: Amount is worthwhile and is contributing as much and as
25:03
Speaker 3: best as possible.
25:03
Speaker 2: Love that Vic amazing.
25:05
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for sharing that story.
25:07
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you, appreciate it.
25:08
Speaker 3: Sorry forgetting to you, matt Big weekend for the Wix's
25:15
Speaker 3: just gone, huge, huge weekend.
25:18
Speaker 2: Specifically Saturday, Oscar started soccer all the Narrow Beans Naran Vipers.
25:27
Speaker 3: Yeah, pretty sick name, very cool outfit, so cool, all
25:30
Speaker 3: black black with it's got it like a white, black
25:33
Speaker 3: and white stripe on the front.
25:34
Speaker 2: But yeah, he's fully cuted out.
25:36
Speaker 3: So he made his debut for the Vipers, and I
25:39
Speaker 3: will say it's just a success.
25:40
Speaker 2: Matthew.
25:41
Speaker 1: Can I just remind the listeners the Dodors that Ash
25:44
Speaker 1: was once semi professional.
25:47
Speaker 2: The torch has been passed on, but now I feel
25:50
Speaker 2: like I want to play again.
25:51
Speaker 1: A lot of high expectations, a lot of pressure on
25:53
Speaker 1: the little shoulders of Oscar Wicks.
25:55
Speaker 3: And he handled it magnificently. First game, it was an
25:58
Speaker 3: away game, the further the spot from where we are
26:01
Speaker 3: in the local area.
26:02
Speaker 1: What's suburb Mossman's lovely.
26:06
Speaker 2: Oh you would say that, mister three or four houses.
26:09
Speaker 2: You know, they let the hill Billies in to play soccer.
26:13
Speaker 2: Pretty much.
26:13
Speaker 1: That's how it felt for anyone outside of New South Wales.
26:16
Speaker 1: Mossman is a very.
26:17
Speaker 3: Affluent It's like one of the most affluent areas in
26:21
Speaker 3: I think it was worked out to be. To buy
26:23
Speaker 3: a square meter in Mossman is forty four thousand dollars
26:26
Speaker 3: one square meter.
26:27
Speaker 1: It's lovely that.
26:30
Speaker 2: Yeah, we sold our first probably that.
26:32
Speaker 1: Well, it's the soccer fields like in Mossman.
26:34
Speaker 3: It's bloody shag carpet, isn't it.
26:36
Speaker 2: It was very well manicured.
26:38
Speaker 3: But they did put on a good sausage sizzle, so
26:41
Speaker 3: they went back to their roots.
26:42
Speaker 2: There anywhere anyone for caviar and lobso after the game.
26:45
Speaker 3: But we turned up the Narrabeen Crew Hillbillies Bogans by
26:49
Speaker 3: the beach.
26:50
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got DIBs on her. Every brother doesn't.
26:53
Speaker 3: That sort of stuff turned up Oscar. He was nervous,
26:57
Speaker 3: of course, and I was like expected. I was like,
26:59
Speaker 3: just just do your best, and he does this thing
27:01
Speaker 3: where he's like, we're probably not going to win. We're
27:04
Speaker 3: probably not going to win. I'm probably not gonna like
27:06
Speaker 3: to sign.
27:07
Speaker 2: That's his way, his own expectations. And I was like, yeah,
27:11
Speaker 2: you're probably right. I was just trying your best, man,
27:15
Speaker 2: let's try your best. You come from good stock.
27:17
Speaker 1: But when you agree with them, they're like.
27:18
Speaker 2: Hey, they're like, hey, this is how I do things.
27:22
Speaker 2: You're meant to be Like, you're the best boy ever.
27:24
Speaker 2: That's April. April was just like, you're going to kill them, honey, and.
27:29
Speaker 1: There's a knife, get out there.
27:33
Speaker 2: At least you look good.
27:35
Speaker 1: April at the cross country, very vocal she was. Was
27:39
Speaker 1: she on the sideline.
27:40
Speaker 3: She was drowned out by all the others, so it
27:42
Speaker 3: wasn't so intense from her, but Oscar.
27:46
Speaker 1: Straining the muzzled in the corner.
27:48
Speaker 2: She was she had Macy with her and like I
27:51
Speaker 2: was like, Macy was like.
27:52
Speaker 1: She normally has a few venos as well. The sideline was.
27:55
Speaker 2: Thirty in the mornings.
27:57
Speaker 3: Was definitely I'm driving turned up. Oscar started the game,
28:02
Speaker 3: just scored three goals. What hat trick?
28:04
Speaker 2: Hero on debut.
28:06
Speaker 1: Whamo, oh my god, that's very arrogant from you, Adamston, Man.
28:10
Speaker 2: Of the match, Man of the Match. But I will
28:14
Speaker 2: say he scored three.
28:15
Speaker 3: Goals and I do have another child, very opposite of
28:19
Speaker 3: the spectrum. Over the course of the same day, she
28:22
Speaker 3: napped three times.
28:24
Speaker 1: The same same but different shout out to Mason.
28:27
Speaker 2: I know she's just like, she knows, she knows, she
28:29
Speaker 2: gets life, she knows what's good for her. Yeah, she's like,
28:32
Speaker 2: fuck it. So she slept on the way to soccer.
28:34
Speaker 1: Hat tricker naps.
28:35
Speaker 3: Literally on the way to soccer and on the way home.
28:38
Speaker 3: And just to add to the Saturday shenanigans, we went
28:41
Speaker 3: to the Easter Show in the afternoon. Okay, now let
28:44
Speaker 3: me Yeah, I'm going to tell you right now.
28:48
Speaker 2: I was swindled into this.
28:49
Speaker 1: I know that April is a one activity per day
28:51
Speaker 1: kind of gal.
28:52
Speaker 2: That's what I thought when I married her. I was wrong.
28:55
Speaker 1: What's happened.
28:55
Speaker 3: So there's this thing with ADHD medication called the yes
29:00
Speaker 3: window where in the morning, when you take your meds
29:03
Speaker 3: you'll say yes to anything for like an hour and
29:06
Speaker 3: regret it later.
29:07
Speaker 2: So she's caught me off guard. Here somewhere, VIC.
29:10
Speaker 1: Just write that down and make sure that if we
29:12
Speaker 1: need to get approval for anything on ASH, just ask
29:14
Speaker 1: him before ten o'clock.
29:16
Speaker 3: Literally, you'll get whatever you want anyway. So this is
29:19
Speaker 3: a couple. I was going back a couple of weeks
29:23
Speaker 3: ago where she's pre booked everything, but I've said yes
29:27
Speaker 3: in this yes window.
29:28
Speaker 2: And then I quizzed her on the Friday.
29:31
Speaker 3: I was like, okay, so I know we're going to
29:32
Speaker 3: the East shirt It's fine, I'm not going to avoid that.
29:34
Speaker 3: And I was like, okay, so what time are we going?
29:36
Speaker 3: And she's like, we're going in the afternoon. I was like, great, no,
29:38
Speaker 3: just go for a couple, you know, avoid the morning rash.
29:41
Speaker 3: And she's like, yeah, so the kids they're gonna have
29:43
Speaker 3: a late night.
29:43
Speaker 2: I was like, excuse me. She was like, oh, there's
29:45
Speaker 2: fireworks and kids want to fires. Like okay, what times
29:47
Speaker 2: are fireworks?
29:48
Speaker 3: Like seven o'clock it's dark because Havings is over ten
29:50
Speaker 3: to nine. What I said, so I'm going to be
29:53
Speaker 3: the Easter show for seven hours. And she was like,
29:56
Speaker 3: I knew you'd be like this. Oh, I knew you
29:59
Speaker 3: would say this. That's why I asked two weeks ago
30:01
Speaker 3: at a specific time.
30:03
Speaker 1: At seven forty five am after we had sex.
30:06
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm pretty sure that's when it was.
30:09
Speaker 3: So we go in the afternoon and like it was
30:11
Speaker 3: actually not a bad shout to go around lunchtime.
30:14
Speaker 2: Because you do.
30:15
Speaker 3: You see people leaving that have been there in the
30:16
Speaker 3: morning with their younger kids as well.
30:17
Speaker 1: They're like walking out of a war zone, like don't
30:21
Speaker 1: do it. They're like, don't do it.
30:23
Speaker 2: I saw a police helicopter.
30:25
Speaker 3: And I was like, please be something at the show,
30:27
Speaker 3: Please be something at the show.
30:29
Speaker 2: So I can't go, and I was just in a
30:30
Speaker 2: bad do you call it a bomb? Threat went past us.
30:35
Speaker 3: I was like, this is great, come on, yeah. So
30:38
Speaker 3: we turned out it's the same old thing. It's a
30:40
Speaker 3: bit like a hillbilly circus. Let's be honest, like it's
30:42
Speaker 3: not for me, it's for the kids. They did nothing
30:45
Speaker 3: but ask the whole time.
30:47
Speaker 2: He'll billy esque thank you.
30:49
Speaker 1: You're with your people.
30:50
Speaker 2: I was not with my people.
30:51
Speaker 1: You're a little bit country.
30:52
Speaker 2: I am not. What part of me is country?
30:56
Speaker 1: What part of the mustache?
30:58
Speaker 2: That's it? This is cosmetic. This is cosmetic. It can
31:02
Speaker 2: come straight off anytime.
31:04
Speaker 3: But one eventful thing that did happen, which I really
31:07
Speaker 3: felt sorry for Macy, is that I'm gonna say that
31:10
Speaker 3: Macy saved a life, and I only want expecting this.
31:12
Speaker 1: Yeah, good, I love I love so.
31:14
Speaker 3: First of all, the third nap was on the way
31:16
Speaker 3: to the Easter show. So there's the hat trick. Bingo
31:19
Speaker 3: bango bongo. She's full of energy for now. She doesn't
31:21
Speaker 3: doesn't take much for for an hour, for an hour. Obviously,
31:24
Speaker 3: there's a lot of volunteers that help out. And some
31:26
Speaker 3: of these volunteers are a little bit elderly, which is fine.
31:29
Speaker 1: They're lovely volunteer.
31:31
Speaker 3: Yeah, to be honest, I think they're just happy to
31:32
Speaker 3: be out of the house and alive.
31:34
Speaker 2: And yeah, that too, some of them.
31:37
Speaker 1: Some of them like ah.
31:38
Speaker 3: Anyway, so there's this like petting zoos sort of area
31:41
Speaker 3: that has like tractors they can jump on, and one
31:44
Speaker 3: of them is like an electric one, which they swindled
31:46
Speaker 3: me out of ten bucks or three minutes.
31:49
Speaker 1: Bastards.
31:50
Speaker 2: Anyway.
31:50
Speaker 3: Then they had a second like small attractive thing that
31:53
Speaker 3: was pedals, which was free in another section.
31:56
Speaker 2: Anyway, So were over there.
31:58
Speaker 3: Macy gets on this little tractor and starts to pedal around,
32:01
Speaker 3: and one of the volunteer lady came up to me.
32:03
Speaker 3: She was probably in the seventies or whatever, and she was.
32:05
Speaker 2: Talking to me.
32:06
Speaker 3: She was like, yeah, they sat me over here, like
32:08
Speaker 3: just over here in the back to watch the tractors,
32:10
Speaker 3: and I.
32:10
Speaker 2: Was like, oh, yeah, you know whatever.
32:12
Speaker 3: And then Macy's riding past and this old lady wasn't
32:14
Speaker 3: watching and they've collided, oh into each other.
32:19
Speaker 2: It felt like slow motion, right.
32:21
Speaker 1: It's like giraffes in a giraffe when they moved, they're
32:24
Speaker 1: all that's what it was like. Elderly are essentially just.
32:28
Speaker 2: Like an old tree.
32:29
Speaker 3: Yeah, she started to fall and she's actually grabbed hold
32:33
Speaker 3: of Macy on the way down.
32:37
Speaker 2: Around the neck.
32:39
Speaker 3: So both of them have gone headfirst into the turf.
32:43
Speaker 2: The poor old duck.
32:44
Speaker 3: Macy cushioned her fall, and I was like it all
32:50
Speaker 3: happened in slow motion.
32:51
Speaker 2: There's people running from the other.
32:53
Speaker 3: Side, like other dad's coming over to help out, like
32:56
Speaker 3: something was seriously going down, and Mabe.
32:58
Speaker 1: The police helicopter comes up.
33:00
Speaker 2: Literally it was like all in this slow motion. And
33:03
Speaker 2: then the poor thing she must have like bunged up
33:05
Speaker 2: a wrist, the old lady. But I was also like
33:08
Speaker 2: eye witnessed the whole thing, and I was like.
33:10
Speaker 1: You're a fault.
33:11
Speaker 3: You didn't need to grab hold of my four year
33:13
Speaker 3: old on the way down.
33:14
Speaker 1: It's instinct.
33:15
Speaker 3: It was she was trying to stop her for all
33:17
Speaker 3: bit of poor Macy. And you know how sad it
33:19
Speaker 3: is when Macey cries. She's because she's so sweet and
33:22
Speaker 3: she never talks. She was like, she couldn't really be like, hey,
33:25
Speaker 3: get the.
33:25
Speaker 1: Fuck off me.
33:27
Speaker 2: She was more like what happened? Like it all happened
33:31
Speaker 2: to her so fast.
33:32
Speaker 3: But I watched it all go down, and I was like,
33:34
Speaker 3: push the lady out of the road, picked up Macie,
33:38
Speaker 3: and I was like, it's okay.
33:39
Speaker 2: And then the lady came out and she was like,
33:40
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. Macey's like get away right now.
33:45
Speaker 1: Kick her back down.
33:46
Speaker 2: I was like, and the lady was like you good enough.
33:49
Speaker 3: It was so awkward afterwards, you know, you're all standing
33:53
Speaker 3: there and everyone's fine, and she was kind of like
33:55
Speaker 3: didn't know what to do, and I'm staying that.
33:57
Speaker 2: It was like, I was like, well, this is really awkward.
34:00
Speaker 1: When you're the first person to come in order, You're just.
34:02
Speaker 2: Like, this is what do I do?
34:03
Speaker 1: Now?
34:04
Speaker 2: What happened?
34:04
Speaker 1: Do I just?
34:05
Speaker 2: What do I do?
34:06
Speaker 1: Stand here?
34:07
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh gee, this is awkward, isn't it?
34:09
Speaker 2: And then I was like, come on, kids, let's go.
34:11
Speaker 2: We're gonna go. Kids go, and they.
34:12
Speaker 3: Didn't want to go because then they're having fun again.
34:14
Speaker 3: So I'm sat there next to this old lady who
34:16
Speaker 3: obviously felt horrible about it, but I was like.
34:18
Speaker 2: I don't worry about it. Kids are resilient. You know,
34:19
Speaker 2: she's only got a concussion.
34:20
Speaker 3: But you're also like the funk away from I didn't
34:23
Speaker 3: want to be rude because she was lovely, okay. I
34:26
Speaker 3: just wanted to go, like just get away from me
34:28
Speaker 3: because I was like, this is so awkward, this situation.
34:31
Speaker 3: And I was squirming, like being like come on, kids,
34:34
Speaker 3: like you know, trying to hurry them up.
34:36
Speaker 1: Times up. Yeah, that's what it was like.
34:37
Speaker 2: And they wouldn't come.
34:38
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh god, the most thankfully Macy
34:43
Speaker 1: is alive and well.
34:43
Speaker 2: And then she fell asleep with a car on the
34:45
Speaker 2: way home, just to top off the day.
34:46
Speaker 1: That's my Macy.
34:47
Speaker 2: Three sleeps. She saved a life and off to sleep.
34:50
Speaker 2: She's a hero.
34:50
Speaker 1: I didn't have it, admit to go to this to
34:52
Speaker 1: show this year, So well done to you. Yeah, active
34:55
Speaker 1: family hated it.
34:57
Speaker 3: Honestly, last time I'm doing it. She'll get me in
34:59
Speaker 3: that window. Again, I'm a fat.
35:02
Speaker 1: Actually there's another another message.
35:05
Speaker 2: For Ash fucking someone see me?
35:07
Speaker 1: Yeah from Ellie. Then she says, my partner and I
35:10
Speaker 1: saw Ash and his beautiful family. That used to show
35:14
Speaker 1: Macy looked a little worse for wear though.
35:17
Speaker 2: She was Disney.
35:20
Speaker 1: I had been in a rotten mood. And my partner goes,
35:23
Speaker 1: that's Ash from your podcast. I had a full on
35:25
Speaker 1: fangird moment for the whole crew. So happy to see
35:27
Speaker 1: you guys in the wild.
35:29
Speaker 2: Wow, you should have come and said hi.
35:31
Speaker 3: I know yeah, No, I would have been Yeah, it
35:37
Speaker 3: would have It would have poked me out.
35:38
Speaker 2: I was, yeah, look it was It's not for me.
35:41
Speaker 1: Wait the fan interaction. No, they used to show.
35:44
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like they're just slapping things together.
35:45
Speaker 3: Actually one special mention they shoot someone out of a cannon.
35:49
Speaker 1: Whate that's that's peak hillibilly behaviors.
35:53
Speaker 3: Second generation cannonball. Essentially, he learned from his dad. He's
35:57
Speaker 3: been doing it for twenty nine years. So back in
35:59
Speaker 3: the eighteen hundreds, o Ma hey Ma was American too,
36:05
Speaker 3: So in the eighteen hundred human cannibals were banned, but
36:08
Speaker 3: in the mid nineteenth century they brought back by this
36:11
Speaker 3: guy's family.
36:11
Speaker 2: So his dad was a cannonballer.
36:13
Speaker 3: He's a cannibal, and his son's the one who hits
36:15
Speaker 3: the trigger, so he's going to be a third generation cannonballer.
36:19
Speaker 1: It was pretty and he says he hated the that's
36:21
Speaker 1: the only bit I love. Oh my god, stop pretending
36:24
Speaker 1: like you love it.
36:25
Speaker 2: Anyway, it was great. That was good. That was a
36:26
Speaker 2: good bit.
36:26
Speaker 3: But we left because Macy realized she hates fireworks. Mid yeah,
36:31
Speaker 3: as soon as the first one. When I she was like,
36:33
Speaker 3: fuck this just out of here anyway, never gone.
36:37
Speaker 1: Must have lost my invite for that.
36:39
Speaker 2: Do you want to come with my family? Just you
36:41
Speaker 2: and my family?
36:42
Speaker 1: Did you get invited? Vick? No, No, I didn't.
36:45
Speaker 2: Look well it was on purpose.
36:48
Speaker 1: Okay, very exciting news. This is this is kind of
36:51
Speaker 1: like breaking news.
36:52
Speaker 2: Oh this is it's still my job.
36:54
Speaker 1: No, I would never dream of it.
36:55
Speaker 2: Put the accent on.
36:57
Speaker 1: I can't guess who has a wobbly tooth, Nana. It
37:04
Speaker 1: is Lola. What fine, Lola with the wobbly tooth, which
37:09
Speaker 1: is very exciting because middle top tops advanced top front
37:14
Speaker 1: teeth is wobbly and she's just she's pumped. It's a
37:18
Speaker 1: huge deal because at the moment, a few kids are
37:20
Speaker 1: losing their teeth at school, and we kind of reacted
37:23
Speaker 1: in a way to express how excited we were. Everyone's like,
37:26
Speaker 1: oh my god, we're making a big deal. And then
37:29
Speaker 1: someone standing in the corner with her arms crossed, Oh god,
37:32
Speaker 1: Marley being like, well, I don't have a fucking wobbly tooth,
37:36
Speaker 1: and we were like, oh, well, yeah, okay, has she.
37:40
Speaker 2: Lost a tooth?
37:41
Speaker 1: Hasn't lost a tooth? Yeah?
37:42
Speaker 2: I was a late bloomer too. My old man used
37:44
Speaker 2: to make fun of me that I was like a piranha.
37:45
Speaker 1: When did you lose your first.
37:48
Speaker 2: I would say, like older than MALEI.
37:51
Speaker 1: Gptter and apparently up until eight is but where like
37:56
Speaker 1: we should have been like Mary, it's okay, it'll come.
37:58
Speaker 1: But I was like, hang on a second, let me
38:02
Speaker 1: feel your tooth, and I said, you got one too.
38:05
Speaker 1: You've also got a wobblue too one.
38:07
Speaker 2: And she's acting out and wearing a crop toe and.
38:08
Speaker 1: She's like to I was like, yeah, yeah, your front one,
38:11
Speaker 1: and she was like I knew it was coming, and
38:13
Speaker 1: I'm like, we've all got wobbly teeth. And then we
38:16
Speaker 1: kind of let that lie run through a bit, and
38:18
Speaker 1: then Marley was so excited shuned up to Nana and
38:21
Speaker 1: was like, Nana, I've got a wobblye tooth and she
38:22
Speaker 1: was like come here, oh god. And she was like
38:25
Speaker 1: now none of them are wobbly. And she's like, now
38:28
Speaker 1: that this is the front one, She's like, no, it's not.
38:30
Speaker 1: Kids sold as a rock. And then Marley was like, oh,
38:34
Speaker 1: Nana said I could never wob blue tooth.
38:36
Speaker 2: And I was like, for fox sake, man, she doesn't know.
38:39
Speaker 1: I'm like, get back in your room, come out when
38:41
Speaker 1: Dinners needs to be sorry, true though, love, I love.
38:49
Speaker 1: So Marley was very upset, but Lola is just she's frothing.
38:53
Speaker 3: When we expect the tooth to fall out like any ball.
38:56
Speaker 1: I don't know, Vicky, you just lost the tooth. What's
38:58
Speaker 1: the window from at first? Get to it?
39:00
Speaker 2: Well, no, Louis, Oh look that's right.
39:03
Speaker 1: I saw that.
39:04
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you just said you lost the two Yeah.
39:08
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
39:09
Speaker 2: No, I didn't. It is very literal. We noticed about it.
39:13
Speaker 1: From the first wabble to the removal of.
39:16
Speaker 4: The tooth, how long, completely unexpected. It was a surprise
39:19
Speaker 4: for the whole family. Shocking, shocking, I had screamed from
39:24
Speaker 4: the bedroom because that's where we brush our kids teeth,
39:27
Speaker 4: don't ask, and Dan came running out.
39:30
Speaker 2: He's like, spin it into mom's head. Spit it into
39:32
Speaker 2: mom's head. I was like, what I thought? It was
39:34
Speaker 2: a stitch.
39:34
Speaker 4: I thought because they were trying to get them to bed.
39:36
Speaker 4: I felt like they were trying to do something. And
39:38
Speaker 4: then he spat it out and I was like, not expected,
39:41
Speaker 4: not well believed that checked.
39:45
Speaker 1: He was concerned, what did you get? How much money?
39:47
Speaker 2: Okay?
39:48
Speaker 4: So I gave him five two dollars coins. What I know,
39:53
Speaker 4: I surprised people.
39:54
Speaker 3: My teeth right now, that's a whole I'll tell you,
39:59
Speaker 3: I'll rip them all out.
40:00
Speaker 2: That's the payoff from.
40:01
Speaker 4: The school mom's I heard that the first tooth does
40:04
Speaker 4: get more and then we put the tooth in this
40:07
Speaker 4: little bag and then it just.
40:08
Speaker 2: Looks so empty with like two coins.
40:11
Speaker 4: And we have so many coins in the house because
40:13
Speaker 4: down to the builder. So I wanted to like get
40:15
Speaker 4: gradies have a lot of coins, I think cos.
40:17
Speaker 2: They get paid in coins.
40:19
Speaker 1: And I thought ten.
40:20
Speaker 4: Dollars like a nice round amount, and then two dollars
40:22
Speaker 4: after absolutely, But like I was always that mom that
40:25
Speaker 4: was like, don't give too much to your kids.
40:27
Speaker 2: And then as soon as he lost, I.
40:28
Speaker 3: Was like, oh my god, I'm going to shower him
40:30
Speaker 3: with money.
40:33
Speaker 2: Did you say, Mercedes Benz, you're not getting that crap.
40:35
Speaker 2: We've got a Masai want.
40:38
Speaker 3: To give I?
40:39
Speaker 2: April gave Oscar a dollar.
40:41
Speaker 1: His first tooth. Yeah, first too. Yeah.
40:44
Speaker 2: I think so judgment, that's what they're telling me.
40:46
Speaker 1: A lot of judgment in that high pitch.
40:49
Speaker 2: That's all we can afford. Big, That's what they told me.
40:55
Speaker 2: Irene Cahoots.
40:56
Speaker 1: He's oh, it was just a dollar hour that Pokemon card.
41:00
Speaker 3: He's like, he's steal shipped from me, but his mum's
41:04
Speaker 3: fucking given him cash left, right and center.
41:06
Speaker 4: Can I just say though? So that money was burning
41:09
Speaker 4: a hole in his pocket from the get go. So
41:11
Speaker 4: the next morning we took him in a game art
41:13
Speaker 4: and we said, you've got ten dollars and I was
41:15
Speaker 4: going to be really like strict on that, like he
41:17
Speaker 4: can't get a dollar here and there anyway. So he
41:20
Speaker 4: bought a little dinosaur egg and three one dollar matchbox cars.
41:23
Speaker 4: He wanted to take those three cars to vacation care.
41:27
Speaker 1: Do you think those.
41:27
Speaker 4: Cars came back? No? Absolutely not no, and then he says,
41:32
Speaker 4: it's right, I'll just get another ten dollars.
41:34
Speaker 2: Oh see, then you set yourself up to fail.
41:36
Speaker 4: And I was like, no, you only get two dollars
41:38
Speaker 4: per tooth. He's like, I'll save.
41:40
Speaker 2: Up, could even save this kid. I love that.
41:44
Speaker 3: Oh I'm not giving you any more money. It's like,
41:46
Speaker 3: comes back with like one hundred dollar toy. Yeah, mum
41:49
Speaker 3: pay for the rest? Is that right, April?
41:51
Speaker 2: Well, I was like you telling me.
41:53
Speaker 1: Just quickly on the tooth fairy. We did have a
41:56
Speaker 1: pole in the Facebook group, which is just such a
41:58
Speaker 1: great page for other parents and non parents to get
42:01
Speaker 1: together and share their war stories and share their stories
42:05
Speaker 1: and share their hardships. Which one do you want to
42:08
Speaker 1: go with?
42:10
Speaker 2: Please leave all those?
42:13
Speaker 1: Leave all.
42:15
Speaker 3: At what point did you decide to remove the war
42:17
Speaker 3: because you're like, well, it's a bit testing. Also, I
42:19
Speaker 3: do want to say about the Easter show fireworks in
42:22
Speaker 3: this economy at the.
42:23
Speaker 1: Moment we get at the year, you've had enough fireworks with.
42:26
Speaker 2: The war going on, seems a bit much.
42:27
Speaker 1: Well, that's what you just everyone. I don't want to
42:32
Speaker 1: reference the war because there's a war going on. It's insensitive.
42:35
Speaker 1: It's insensitive to who knows who was listening from which country?
42:40
Speaker 2: Digging that all.
42:41
Speaker 1: He's just like, anyway, I'll let you edit that as
42:44
Speaker 1: you see fit.
42:45
Speaker 2: I will demand that you leave all that in there.
42:48
Speaker 1: Okay, So Shannon to the Facebook group, Hello, Shannon, our
42:50
Speaker 1: daughter's first visit from the tooth Fairy is tomorrow. So
42:53
Speaker 1: I need to know what is the going rate these days?
42:56
Speaker 1: Is it two dollars? The old school vibes five dollars
43:00
Speaker 1: seems like the new standard ten dollars inflation is real.
43:04
Speaker 1: First tooth bonus I think is real. Cost of my opinion,
43:07
Speaker 1: I think a fiver.
43:08
Speaker 2: These kids are just like cost of living. You're very judging.
43:16
Speaker 1: I think I will do five dollars for the first
43:19
Speaker 1: tooth bonus, which I think should be acknowledged, and then
43:23
Speaker 1: moving forward two dollar coin.
43:24
Speaker 3: Okay, it's Laura going to make you write some riddles
43:26
Speaker 3: and stuff as well, like you probably do more. You're
43:29
Speaker 3: gonna write a letter, and I'm like, I'm gummied up
43:32
Speaker 3: right now.
43:32
Speaker 2: There's a last thing.
43:33
Speaker 1: Fuck, that's what I forgot to do today. Damn it.
43:36
Speaker 4: Toothair a letter.
43:37
Speaker 1: No, Marley had some chocolate and they'll love heart chocolates,
43:42
Speaker 1: and then she said, can you write me a love
43:43
Speaker 1: letter in my lunchbox?
43:45
Speaker 2: And I forgot And then yeah, she is.
43:47
Speaker 1: Probably right now having her lunch looking for this letter.
43:50
Speaker 2: Which would call her.
43:51
Speaker 1: I know he forgot.
43:53
Speaker 2: Any yelled at you this morning about your kicking Morley's down.
43:59
Speaker 1: Thank you, Ash. Look, moving on.
44:01
Speaker 2: Even the best parents make mistakes. Matt. We have a
44:05
Speaker 2: new segment, go on. You know me ex salesman, but
44:08
Speaker 2: now new salesman of this podcast. I've got say fantastic partnership.
44:11
Speaker 1: Well, we have spoken about the fact that we've got
44:13
Speaker 1: the warehouse, we've got the new office. We are burning
44:16
Speaker 1: through cash right now. Cash flow hasn't been amazing. Not
44:21
Speaker 1: to poke the finger at you and put blame on
44:25
Speaker 1: you because you are you are the sales guy of
44:26
Speaker 1: the podcast.
44:27
Speaker 2: I've fixed it. You're fix the problem.
44:29
Speaker 1: Ash is in charge of bringing through the monies. Yes, okay,
44:33
Speaker 1: And I just want to say I don't have.
44:34
Speaker 2: Any teeth left to pull out to get big, but
44:36
Speaker 2: what do you got?
44:37
Speaker 3: This is a four week segment thanks to our friends
44:39
Speaker 3: at AUDI and we do love that we always talk
44:41
Speaker 3: about AUTI.
44:41
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, we love We spoke about the gingerbea last
44:44
Speaker 2: week just on a whim. They're getting on a.
44:47
Speaker 3: Whim sponsorship you secure this, Yeah, let's go with that.
44:53
Speaker 3: And so it's it's stuff we thought we knew as
44:55
Speaker 3: adults until we became parents.
44:57
Speaker 2: And I put a little shout out to listeners.
45:00
Speaker 1: Given you were surprised at how many people responded.
45:02
Speaker 2: Yeah, all seventy odd of them. I got in like
45:05
Speaker 2: twelve hours. Fuck anyway. One someone was like, Ash, what
45:10
Speaker 2: are you doing here? I was like, this is my
45:14
Speaker 2: group too.
45:15
Speaker 3: Guys, come on, so shop smarter when you shop at Audi.
45:18
Speaker 3: So the idea here is Matt, that people ride in
45:21
Speaker 3: things that they thought they knew before becoming parents.
45:23
Speaker 2: And we've got a couple just to rattle off.
45:25
Speaker 3: So I'll start from Donna who Donna is a top
45:28
Speaker 3: contributor like me in the Facebook group, as per what
45:31
Speaker 3: it says next to my name on there.
45:32
Speaker 2: Which I was just as shopped. The guys at Facebook
45:35
Speaker 2: are just like, I give him that?
45:36
Speaker 1: How do you have that title? How is that pipe?
45:39
Speaker 2: I'm a hard worker, guys, I'm carrying this team. My
45:42
Speaker 2: shoulders are killing me.
45:43
Speaker 3: As from Donna, Donna thought kids will fit into our lives,
45:47
Speaker 3: not the other way around. Let's all laugh out loud, nap,
45:50
Speaker 3: nighttime schedule.
45:51
Speaker 2: The stress is real.
45:52
Speaker 1: Oh, they have complete control over.
45:55
Speaker 3: I love it when you meet people that don't have
45:56
Speaker 3: kids yet they're like, well, they're going to work around us.
45:59
Speaker 1: No bullshit, absolutely not. Donnut, You're not alone. This one's
46:02
Speaker 1: from Angela and I said I wouldn't let my kids
46:05
Speaker 1: ever eat sugar before the age of one. The first
46:08
Speaker 1: one was twelve months and the second child was ten
46:10
Speaker 1: months and six months was the last I.
46:13
Speaker 2: See your trend. Don't have any more kids.
46:16
Speaker 1: Come out in the womb and like, hey, I have
46:17
Speaker 1: a lollipop.
46:18
Speaker 2: Don't come out of east. They're like, here, pleat to
46:20
Speaker 2: get a struck one. This one's from Stacey. They will
46:23
Speaker 2: eat what I put in front of them.
46:25
Speaker 3: That's garbage, because I'll just tell them that's all we have.
46:28
Speaker 3: What the fuck was I thinking?
46:30
Speaker 1: I know when people have fussy children, I'm like, you've
46:34
Speaker 1: just got to you don't give them the choice, all right,
46:36
Speaker 1: You just you put the food down and you make
46:39
Speaker 1: them eat.
46:40
Speaker 2: I know my mom said that to me. She was like,
46:42
Speaker 2: your problem is that you give them options. I was like, no,
46:44
Speaker 2: I don't I give them one option eat or start.
46:47
Speaker 1: We just ate it because we were so scared when
46:49
Speaker 1: we were kids being belted by wooden spoon.
46:51
Speaker 2: Moms like eat the Aprocot chicken.
46:53
Speaker 1: And the parents, the audacity of our parents to be like,
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Speaker 1: you just didn't give you a choice. We ate dinner
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Speaker 1: with you fucking hover over us with the moon. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: but you cook the meal with you're charging at us
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Speaker 1: with it like a bloody jousting stick.
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Speaker 2: I can't, I honestly can't even look at strogonof anymore.
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Speaker 2: I get the jitters.
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Speaker 1: Alana, I said I would never co sleep, and we
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Speaker 1: had kids in our bed for eight years.
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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I know.
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Speaker 1: I was like, co sleeping is such a hippy, weird
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Speaker 1: thing to do. Now I'm like, come here, dad, you're
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Speaker 1: not going anywhere. I even had to apologize to a
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Speaker 1: colleague because I judged her so hardcore for it. Oh
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Speaker 1: my oh.
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Speaker 3: There's two types of being an adult. I mean there's
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Speaker 3: two stages. Sorry, there is pre kids and post kids,
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Speaker 3: and pre kids is fucking delusional.
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Speaker 2: Oh okay.
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Speaker 3: Everyone, Like, when someone tries to give you any sort
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Speaker 3: of chat about kids when they don't have kids, just
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Speaker 3: just shut right up because it's going to be the
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Speaker 3: opposite of what you think it's going to be.
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Speaker 1: No, I thought I'd never yell.
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Speaker 4: Oh.
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Speaker 1: I was like when I was a child and remember
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Speaker 1: being yelled at and enjoying it, So I'll never yell
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Speaker 1: at my children.
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Speaker 2: It's say, with a screen. I was like, Oh, my
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Speaker 2: kids aren't going to need screen.
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Speaker 3: I'll tell you right now that they've saved my life
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Speaker 3: those screens, Like, for God's sake, give them a screen.
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Speaker 3: Thank you everyone who wrote in, and we're going to
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Speaker 3: whatever you like. We'll try and read out as many
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Speaker 3: as we can. Matt, who do we thank for this segment?
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Speaker 1: We're want to give a big shout out to Aldi.
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Speaker 1: Good different Remember shop smarter when you shop at Aldi,
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Speaker 1: So even if you're a dumb parent like we all are,
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Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. We can cointeract that with the smart
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Speaker 1: shopping at Aldi.
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Speaker 2: Well said, we should probably get out of here.
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Speaker 1: We probably should. We probably get best. And also, my
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Speaker 1: tummy is so rumbly right now.
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Speaker 2: I got a wee wi because I had four sparkling waters.
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Speaker 1: Oh Jo I'm just a reminder that I am no
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Speaker 1: no I haven't started any fans what I mean by
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Speaker 1: a subscription.
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Speaker 2: We could.
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Speaker 1: We will do a video on this to explain how
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