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Mac & Bone Hour 4: Phillips & Brown Criticism Valid? · Mac & Bone Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Considering the kind of pressure that he's been under, he's
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  Speaker 1: top 10 in QBR under pressure. And he is, like,
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  Speaker 1: making some ridiculous throws. His, right now, rapport with Ted
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  Speaker 1: Arroyo and McMillan, we saw it just the other night.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, they absolutely just flamed each other. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: it was, like, it was unbelievable how those two were
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  Speaker 1: able to hook up and stay on the same page.
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  Speaker 1: Jalen Coker having a heck of a year. Chuba Hubbard
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  Speaker 1: running the football as tough as he possibly can. Look,
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  Speaker 1: I think from a team perspective, defensively, they're going to
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  Speaker 1: need to continue to improve.
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  Speaker 2: But Bryce Young.
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  Speaker 1: Bryce Young has gone from being a guy who was
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  Speaker 1: benched to maybe being considered one of those historic busts
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  Speaker 1: as a number one overall pick.
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  Speaker 2: But right now, he looks as comfortable.
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  Speaker 1: As can be. And you've got to give Dave Canales
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  Speaker 1: a lot of credit with the way in which he
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  Speaker 1: has pushed all the right buttons with this young man
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  Speaker 1: and the way in which Bryce handled that demotion initially
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  Speaker 1: and now has come back to where he looks totally
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  Speaker 1: in control.
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  Speaker 2: That is Louis Riddick on ESPN yesterday. That was during
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  Speaker 2: the five-minute first-take discussion that asked the question, is Bryce
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  Speaker 2: Young a legit MVP candidate? Mina Kimes, Louis Riddick. Is
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  Speaker 2: Gerald McCoy on there, or am I imagining things? No,
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  Speaker 2: he was. Yeah, he was. All those guys. Stephen A., too,
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  Speaker 2: although I'm trying to not pay attention to what Stephen A.
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  Speaker 2: said for right now. He was apologizing in the corner
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  Speaker 2: to everybody. He was. He apologized again for his Lane
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  Speaker 2: Johnson stuff, which was just garbage. But anyway, they all
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  Speaker 2: took Bryce very seriously as an MVP candidate, which is awesome.
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  Speaker 2: I basically liken it right now to Bryce Young's popularity bone.
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  Speaker 2: There's a lot of homecoming weekends going on, college and
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  Speaker 2: high school. He is the homecoming king right now. He's
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  Speaker 2: America's homecoming king. This whole week has been the salute
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  Speaker 2: to Bryce Young, the Glaze Bryce Young Invitational. It's been
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  Speaker 2: a contest going on this week, Bo. And hopefully there's
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  Speaker 2: more of these.
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  Speaker 3: Hopefully this becomes a constant theme because it is awesome
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  Speaker 3: to see, no doubt.
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  Speaker 2: It's been cool. And they're not done with Bryce on
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  Speaker 2: ESPN this week because yesterday it was announced that Bryce
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  Speaker 2: will be back in Tuscaloosa tomorrow for the Georgia game.
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  Speaker 2: He will be the guest picker on game day. So
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  Speaker 2: he reunites with Nick Saban, Bone, on the game day
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  Speaker 2: set tomorrow. That's cool.
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  Speaker 3: They're going to play some of Nick Saban's best songs
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  Speaker 3: on his playlist.
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  Speaker 2: Go play that Dance Monkey song.
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  Speaker 3: Mackers, also, what's coming up here, too, is more... It's
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  Speaker 3: not a primetime game coming up for Bryce, but it
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  Speaker 3: is a game against Philadelphia next week where all the
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  Speaker 3: eyes are now going to be on Bryce Young. Has
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  Speaker 3: he followed that up? And he's playing a team that
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  Speaker 3: gets a lot of attention in Philadelphia. Then he's got
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  Speaker 3: Green Bay coming up, a Thursday night game where the
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  Speaker 3: eyes will be on him. So there's a lot of
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  Speaker 3: opportunity here, Mack, for Bryce to hopefully... keep moving up
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  Speaker 3: these MVP rankings that we're talking about.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Eyes are now on Bryce. That's a good thing. I
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  Speaker 2: love it. And I don't think like, I'm not saying bone,
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  Speaker 2: the season's not going to ebb and flow, but like
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  Speaker 2: you and I both said it, we don't think the
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  Speaker 2: Cleveland game was a bad game. All things considered the
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  Speaker 2: pressure he faced a cocker goes out mid game. You know,
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  Speaker 2: the way the Cleveland defense was playing, the way they
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  Speaker 2: were taking away TMAC. I like, I don't think I
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  Speaker 2: don't think there's a whole lot of poop shows coming
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  Speaker 2: from No. 9. And I think more often than not,
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  Speaker 2: it's going to be a pretty damn good performance from Bryce.
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  Speaker 2: A couple of Panther fan questions we're going to... We're
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  Speaker 2: using a football bidet right now. We're nice and clean.
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  Speaker 2: A football bidet.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, you said poop show, so I was like, we're
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  Speaker 3: not getting too messy here, right? Did I bring us
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  Speaker 3: down a bad path? Does any dude really.
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  Speaker 2: Like a bidet? It's a great question. It seems like
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  Speaker 2: something that women would like more than men. Like, does
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  Speaker 2: a dude really need to shoot up some dang water
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  Speaker 2: at his patootie?
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  Speaker 3: I've never experienced the bidet before. I've never had either,
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  Speaker 3: and I don't think I want that. I don't think
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  Speaker 3: I'd like it either. I don't think I want water
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  Speaker 3: shot up there. No, that feels like a little bit
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  Speaker 3: like a little How's Your Father.
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  Speaker 2: Like, just let me and Mr. TP handle this. You
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  Speaker 2: know what I mean? I don't need the French dude
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  Speaker 2: Jean-Luc Bidet. I don't need him getting involved in my derriere.
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  Speaker 2: Spot on. By the way, what was our topic here? Oh,
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  Speaker 2: Panther fan questions. Not bathroom user questions. I forgot. I
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  Speaker 2: got off on a tangent there. That never happens on
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  Speaker 2: the Mac and Bone show. Football Fridays are so focused.
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  Speaker 2: You can't take a Panther game away from us for
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  Speaker 2: a week. It's a bye week. We would not have
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  Speaker 2: cared about that. This is normally where we Panther them,
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  Speaker 2: not Bidea. All right, so here's the first question of two.
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  Speaker 2: I think you've seen it, too, because you've commented on
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  Speaker 2: it off the air. We're getting... So many bidet fans
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  Speaker 2: coming after us. Oh, really?
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  Speaker 3: Bidet Nation is rising up. The bidet bros. We're not
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  Speaker 3: classy enough to experience the bidet. That's true. I can't
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  Speaker 3: argue that, sir. Cannot argue that. Anyway, I mean, two-ply.
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  Speaker 3: I thought two-ply was upscale. I ain't got to lie
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  Speaker 3: to you. So anyway, we'll deal with those later this hour.
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  Speaker 3: We'll save those. So you and I have both seen it.
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  Speaker 3: Some slander, some people questioning Jalen Phillips... What, where's he,
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  Speaker 3: what's he doing for all the money we're paying him?
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  Speaker 3: Some guy said the other day, why are we paying
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  Speaker 3: him 30 million a year? But also Derek Brown getting
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  Speaker 3: called out on the text line. What's wrong with DB?
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  Speaker 3: DB's got to make more of an impact. So I'm
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  Speaker 3: asking Panther fans listening, do you feel like we need
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  Speaker 3: more from these guys? And is it to the point
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  Speaker 3: where it's just, I'd like a little more from them?
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  Speaker 2: Or is it a point where you're pissed off? I
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  Speaker 2: think there's a big difference, Bone. If you want to say,
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  Speaker 2: can we get more from these two? I can understand that.
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  Speaker 2: Do they deserve the wrath-like You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: I think Jalen Phillips, some of y'all have a wrath
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  Speaker 2: towards Jalen Phillips, and I'm not sure he deserves that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, there are two different situations. Derrick Brown, Mac, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: he's not appeared to be as dominant. He's had some
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  Speaker 3: penalties in there. I thought he's been playing better here lately.
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  Speaker 3: But also, Mac, when it comes to interior play, like
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  Speaker 3: Derrick Brown, there are stuff that we... We as simple men,
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  Speaker 3: as simpletons, can't always see, is he taking on double teams?
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  Speaker 3: Is he freeing up other guys? So Derrick Brownback has
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  Speaker 3: never been, although he does get a lot of tackles,
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  Speaker 3: he's never been a guy that you can always just
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  Speaker 3: look at the stats and say Derrick Brown's.
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  Speaker 2: Good or bad.
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  Speaker 3: You'd have to really watch closely on each play to
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  Speaker 3: what's going on to know if he's struggling or not
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  Speaker 3: because so much around him is going on that he's
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  Speaker 3: not always going to be a guy that you notice
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  Speaker 3: all the time, but he's doing stuff to impact football games.
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  Speaker 3: Jalen Phillips, we know where that criticism comes from. He's
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  Speaker 3: the highest paid guy, and it's going to be about
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  Speaker 3: the sack numbers with Jalen Phillips. We know what that's
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  Speaker 3: going to be about. Let's start first with Derrick Brown.
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  Speaker 2: The Derrick Brown stuff doesn't really get angry, like, oh
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  Speaker 2: my God, this dude ain't pulling his weight. It's more of,
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  Speaker 2: can we get a little bit more from him? Listen,
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  Speaker 2: I'm looking at the numbers right now, Bone. He's got
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  Speaker 2: PFF has him with eight pressures through four games. Last year,
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  Speaker 2: he had 39 in 18 games. So he's about on
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  Speaker 2: that two per pace. You know, he's usually at about
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  Speaker 2: two plus pressures a game. He did have five sacks
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  Speaker 2: last year, his best sack season ever. He doesn't have
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  Speaker 2: one of those yet. So that's something I would point to.
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  Speaker 2: The stops, though, and the stops on PFF are a
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  Speaker 2: tackle bone problem. that results in a play that is
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  Speaker 2: not a positive play for the offense. And he's at
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  Speaker 2: six through four games, averaging one and a half a game.
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  Speaker 2: He had 44 a year ago, about two and a
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  Speaker 2: half a game. He had his 2023, one of his
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  Speaker 2: two best seasons. He had 53 that year, almost averaged
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  Speaker 2: three stops a game. That was the year he set
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  Speaker 2: the tackle record. So I feel like Bone, his production's down.
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  Speaker 2: His batted passes is at three. He had seven last year,
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  Speaker 2: so I think he's on a better pace for that.
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  Speaker 2: But I am hoping, Bone, he is able to pick
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  Speaker 2: up the production numbers a bit now.
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  Speaker 3: I am.
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  Speaker 2: But I don't think it's worth getting angry about. It's just,
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  Speaker 2: you know, I think it's inevitable it'll happen. They did
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  Speaker 2: a great job, though, against Bijon and... Jameer Gibbs, right?
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  Speaker 3: Best any team has against either one. I will say,
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  Speaker 3: someone's doing some work. I don't know if they're running
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  Speaker 3: away from DB.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: But whoever's up there is doing work. And I'm guessing
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  Speaker 3: DB's involved in a lot of that.
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  Speaker 2: No doubt. No doubt. And listen, I feel like he's
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  Speaker 2: done more the last couple weeks against... Against Detroit, Boney
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  Speaker 2: had the two big batted passes in the second half
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  Speaker 2: of that game. The game before that, he had his
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  Speaker 2: most tackles and most stops of the season. Five tackles,
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  Speaker 2: three stops. So maybe you're starting to see a little
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  Speaker 2: more production.
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  Speaker 3: Panther Cliff points out, he was mic'd up for NFL
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  Speaker 3: Films on Sunday night, and he was talking about how
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  Speaker 3: he's double-teamed every single play right now.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know what his double-team rate is. I
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  Speaker 2: probably need to try to find that, but maybe that's
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  Speaker 2: higher than normal.
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  Speaker 3: Did you hear him and Lee Hunter and having fun
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  Speaker 3: on the sideline? Lee Hunter, by the way, did you
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  Speaker 3: hear them talking about?
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  Speaker 2: I did not hear that. Derrick Brown got knocked down
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  Speaker 2: to the ground. Oh, when Hunter helped him up?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, someone started spinning his body around to get him up,
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  Speaker 3: and he was like, get off me, mother bleep! And
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  Speaker 3: it turns out it was Lee Hunter trying to get
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  Speaker 3: him up. Spinning his body around on the ground.
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  Speaker 2: Um the character man but he is he's a piece
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  Speaker 2: of work man all right so the jalen phillips one
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  Speaker 2: is the one where you get texts like this one
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  Speaker 2: here 704 number mac gonna defend dan morgan signing but
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  Speaker 2: jalen phillips is overpaid we wasted money on him i
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  Speaker 2: we've got to first of all you've got to look
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  Speaker 2: at like somebody texted in and said, what Jalen Phillips
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  Speaker 2: is doing is about what I expected based off his
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  Speaker 2: track record. He said, Derek Brown, texture says, Derek Brown
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  Speaker 2: is not doing what I would expect from him. And
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  Speaker 2: the Jalen Phillips thing is just because you give him
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  Speaker 2: $ 30 million a year bone doesn't make him a different player.
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't mean we'd like it to, but it doesn't
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  Speaker 2: mean all of a sudden now a guy that usually
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  Speaker 2: gets a boatload of pressures but doesn't necessarily get a
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  Speaker 2: boatload of sacks, it doesn't mean all of a sudden
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  Speaker 2: he's a 14-sack player. So that has to be said
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  Speaker 2: up front. He's 11th in the league among edge rushers
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  Speaker 2: in pressures with 16, according to PFF. That's for a
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  Speaker 2: game that would put him at 68 for the season,
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  Speaker 2: or no, 68 for the season, which would be real
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  Speaker 2: close to where he's been, Bone, in his plus 70
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  Speaker 2: pressure seasons. He's on pace for a little over eight sacks.
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  Speaker 2: That's a pretty good number for him because he's not
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  Speaker 2: the big sack artist. I think he's played the run
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  Speaker 2: pretty damn well. I think he's been good. I think
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  Speaker 2: he's been all right to good. You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: I don't think he's been great, but I'm not sure
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  Speaker 2: it has to be. Can we want a little more?
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  Speaker 2: A little more?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But I don't think it should be we've wasted money
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  Speaker 2: on this bum. I don't think it should be that.
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  Speaker 2: It's also a small sample size still. And also, if
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  Speaker 2: you're going to just go by the sack numbers, and
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  Speaker 2: I know it's important. I'm not saying it's not.
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  Speaker 3: But if you're just going to look at the sack numbers, well,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if Jalen Phillips is ever going to
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  Speaker 3: fully wow you. He's not going to be Miles Garrett.
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  Speaker 3: He's not going to be these guys that go for
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  Speaker 3: 15 or 16. He ends up in a certain range.
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  Speaker 3: But it doesn't mean he's not impactful even without huge
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  Speaker 3: sack numbers. So if you're just going to look at
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  Speaker 3: the numbers, you're always going to think he's not doing
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  Speaker 3: a whole lot of stuff. This is always going to
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  Speaker 3: be the problem.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: He's not a major SAG number guy. And listen, do
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  Speaker 3: we all want him to get to double digits?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we do. But again, I think sometimes, Bone, guys
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  Speaker 2: get paid big money and we expect their game to
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  Speaker 2: rise with the paycheck. And that's not really how it works.
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  Speaker 2: We expect their stats to go up. That's not kind
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  Speaker 2: of how it works. Dan Morgan knows what he paid for.
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  Speaker 2: He paid for pressure. And you hope that you can
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  Speaker 2: get more sacks. And if he gets to eight, that's
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  Speaker 2: a pretty damn good sack season for him. I just
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  Speaker 2: like to me, he's a positive. Our pass rush bone
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  Speaker 2: has gone up to the low 20s in terms of
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  Speaker 2: sack percentage and pressure percentage from dead last. I think
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  Speaker 2: Prince Lee's been a big part of that, too. Prince
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  Speaker 2: Lee's got 14 pressures in way less reps. He's got
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  Speaker 2: three sacks. He's third in pass rush win rate. I
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  Speaker 2: think our pass rush is better. We got Pat Jones
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  Speaker 2: in there. I thought he made some plays the other night.
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  Speaker 2: So I definitely think these boys are, the pass rush
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  Speaker 2: is better off the edge. Matt, should we check what
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: the audience is saying? Courtesy of QC Mechanical, your local
• 12:57
  Speaker 2: HVAC experts. We're going to focus on QC.
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  Speaker 3: The football side of this, not the bidet conversation, by
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  Speaker 3: the way, did not have Bebop being a big bidet user.
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  Speaker 2: But here we are. Here we sit on a Friday.
• 13:07
  Speaker 2: Is Bebop a bidet man? Oh, yeah. Never go back.
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  Speaker 2: I would have never thought that. Oh, yeah. Panthero says Mac,
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  Speaker 2: the cheerleader, can't constructively criticize our players. I can tell you,
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  Speaker 2: Derek Brown, I would expect an uptick in production. Production.
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  Speaker 2: I'm telling you, I think Jalen Phillips' production is kind
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  Speaker 2: of close to where it always is. I am objectively
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  Speaker 2: telling you stuff with some nuance thrown in. If you
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  Speaker 2: think Jalen Phillips is a waste of money right now,
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  Speaker 2: I think you're an overreactive goober.
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  Speaker 3: It's kind of what I think you're doing. That was
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  Speaker 3: either going to be boob or a goober. I wasn't
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  Speaker 3: sure which direction it was going.
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  Speaker 2: Let's read some more here. And also, Phillips' edge setting
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  Speaker 2: is underappreciated. Underappreciated. When we get run on and the
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  Speaker 2: ends aren't setting the edge, they get ripped. When a
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  Speaker 2: guy sets the edge well and contributes to efforts like
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  Speaker 2: we had against Robinson and Gibbs in the run game,
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  Speaker 2: it doesn't get mentioned at all. It's not fair, but
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  Speaker 2: it doesn't. All right, let's see what else we have here, Boney.
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  Speaker 2: DB is letting Lee Hunter and the others eat. This
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  Speaker 2: dude said, DB getting double, but Aaron Hall making plays. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: Aaron Hall looks like the latest on a line bone
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  Speaker 2: of undrafted gems by Dan Morgan. Terrific. Really does. Terrific kid, too,
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  Speaker 2: by the way, when we had him on the show. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: seems like a good dude, no doubt about it. Mack
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  Speaker 2: is a damn panther, homer, and a top cat. He
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  Speaker 2: ain't going to say anything bad about anybody.
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  Speaker 4: Top cat.
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  Speaker 2: If they deserve something bad said about him, like Prince Lee,
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  Speaker 2: when he lost contained 4 million times the first week
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  Speaker 2: we gave it to him. We ripped the defense in
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  Speaker 2: a first week.
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  Speaker 3: Negative crew. That's had to be quiet all week. Like
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  Speaker 3: being guys, these guys smelled and felt something. Ooh, there's
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  Speaker 3: something negative here. Ooh, let me get in. I don't
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  Speaker 3: think we're all saying Derek Brown's having his best year,
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  Speaker 3: but we're also, Derek Brown's got a very high standard.
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  Speaker 3: So if he fell even a little bit for the year,
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  Speaker 3: he's still a great player.
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  Speaker 2: I can't. 100%.
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  Speaker 3: Someone also points out if Jalen Phillips wasn't over there,
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  Speaker 3: people would complain that Dan Morgan didn't get a guy
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  Speaker 3: like Jalen Phillips over there.
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  Speaker 2: I think you're taking him for granted. I think you're
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  Speaker 2: taking the guy that leads us in pressures, the guy
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  Speaker 2: that's 11th among edges in pressures, I think you're taking
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  Speaker 2: him for granted. I do. I'm not saying he's been awesome,
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  Speaker 2: but I think he's off to a solid to good start.
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: Now let's read the Ask the Audience responses. on the
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: whole bidet thing. My working theory was that bidets are
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  Speaker 2: loved by women and not men bone. And I guess
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: I'm being proven wrong. Texter said three, three, six says
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: bidet is a single most life-changing purchase under a hundred
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: dollars in the last five years. I'm a 42 year
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: old band, by the way, coach Pauly says I'm good
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: with my dude wipes. See, I don't even need wipes.
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: I'm good with TP. Wipes make me feel like I'm
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: a little baby. You know what I mean? Break out
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: the wipes on little baby Mackie. Like, why does a
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: grown man need to use a wipe? Like, what are
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: we here? Does your wife come in and wipe it
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: for you? I didn't need to. Why are you using
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: the little baby Mackie to get me out there? Where
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: do you stand, Finny? I'm surprised you used your Adam
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: Sandler voice for that. Where do you stand on wipes, Finny?
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: Little baby Mackie. I'm not a fan of the dude wipes.
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: I've had some issues with.
• 16:17
  Speaker 5: at certain people's houses, shout out NASCAR Brad, getting them
• 16:22
  Speaker 5: to be flushed properly. But, Mac, I'm not going to
• 16:24
  Speaker 5: complain about having extreme levels of good hygiene.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: So I'm all about the bidet. Like, if I can
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: feel comfortable. Have you used it before? Once or twice
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: I've been somewhere. It's the second time. It's a nice feeling, man. Like,
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: I feel a lot more comfortable that it's clean. Why
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: don't you get one and put it in at the
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: Maumau Mansion? Maumau probably like a good cold spritz. That would, uh.
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: I don't know how to respond to that. Did I
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: just talk about ball balls under carriage? That was disrespectful.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: You said spritz. Brian, I got the word from one
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: of the texters. It says, once you get a good spritz,
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: away go the... And y'all can finish it. Oh, yeah. Brian,
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: ACC Digital Network. Bidets are great. Nothing like knowing you're
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: the cleanest person in the room. Is that a guy
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: in our building? It's got to be, right? Oh, they
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: have to have bidets upstairs. Y'all have an honorary?
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: Oh, there's no way upstairs they don't have bidets. You
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: think the TV offices have bathrooms with bidets? That TV
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: money up there? This guy on the text line says
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: real men use Wendy's napkins.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: Respect, sir. Respect. That's our guy, Brian. I know Brian. Yeah, yeah,
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: I got you. 704 number says we are on a
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: football Friday and bros are talking about their love of bidets.
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: We have lost the plot. We don't make the football
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: schedule and take the Panthers off the schedule here. We
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: love the Panther up right now, but we're not. We're
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: bidetting up right now. When we come back, a man
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: that I would think is all man, no bidet, Zach Gelb,
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: Compass Media Networks, NFL Radio as well, was actually doing
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: studio work for the Bucks and Cowboys last night. We'll
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: talk about that. All the football action this weekend. Does
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: he believe, Mac, that Bryce is climbing that MVP ladder, baby?
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: Zach Gelb next, Sports Radio 92.7.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's a bye week. It's a bi-week bidet Friday
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: on the Mac and Bone Show. I thought it was
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: called a bidet until like a week ago. A bidet. Oh, sorry.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: I thought it was a bidet until like a week ago.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: My microphone was... Oh, my God. Blame the NFL schedule makers.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: If you're tuning in and you're like, why is it
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: bidet talk? Where's the football talk? We're doing a mixture, baby.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: But blame the NFL schedule makers. It's a bye week.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: We let our focus drop. We let our guard down.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: We let our hair down a little bit. Had some
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: fun today. I will also point this out, Bone. It
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: is the number one text response. thing that we have
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: discussed today on the show yeah oh god it's hilarious
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: a lot of bidet bros out there man anyway we'll
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: get back we'll circle back to that um uh i
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: do want to tell everybody if you have not been
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: able to listen to the whole show there's been a
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: ton of college football a bunch of panthers talk we
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: laughed at the dallas cowboys from last night we uh
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: losing to the bucks and their udfa quarterback in dallas
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: um check out the podcast check out the hours you
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: missed wfnz.com apple And Spotify. All right, let's bring in
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: Zach Gelb, who's in the Compass studios yesterday for the
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: national coverage and the studio hosting that he does. He'll
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: be back in there for the national coverage of Giants.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: and Washington on Sunday he is Zach Gelb and he
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: joins us here on another Friday on the Mac and
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: Bone show what's up Gelby how you doing brother.
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: You know, I do a ton of spots around the country.
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: This is definitely the most blue collar spot or so
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: I thought when I got a phone call today from
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: city and he asked me if I'm a bidet guy,
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: I have never been more shocked in my life in
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: the five years of doing this show.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: Now, I just want to say this. I never had
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: a deal with this on Mike and the mad dog.
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: No bidet talk, Mikey.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: I will say this. I don't want to let you down, Gelby.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: I am very anti-bidet for a bro. I believe it's uppity,
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: and I have rebelled against it. I will say this, Bone.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: Some of the bidet bros are making a strong case, though.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: I've never looked at it this way before. It's also
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: telling of who's a bidet guy and who's not. I'm
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: surprised by some of these folks.
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: I know. Just when you think you know a texter.
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: Speaker 0 7.
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: I have never been more proud of you. I am
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: not a bidet guy as well, but I think there's
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: a difference. If we looked at my bum compared to
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: your bum, my would be clean and yours is probably dirty.
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: And I don't use the bidet.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: Unbelievable.
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: What's up?
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: We know it. We know it's talking a wipe trash
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: right now. Better than you go. Speaking of bombs, Dallas
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: Cowboys last night.
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: Speaking of a dirty bum, how surprised are you by
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: what took place? And did they get caught in that
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: Thursday night trap of maybe taking an opponent lightly? Was
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: it a weird Thursday game? What happened to Dallas last night?
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: We thought they were heading a certain direction, and last
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: night they go backwards.
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, 75% of my knockout pool got nixed last night,
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: me being one of them, because I looked at it
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: and I said, eh, short week, I don't really ever
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: trust the Cowboys, but you got to pick a team
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: that you don't love one of these weeks to end
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: up winning one of these survivor pools. And the way
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: that I looked at it last night, undrafted free agent
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: Jalen Daniels, I saw him play at Kansas. He was fine,
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: but he couldn't really stay healthy. I would have never
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: thought that he would basically be a hot knife along
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: with Bucky Irving threw butter on this Cowboys defense. And
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: let's be real. We heard about Matt Eberlewis last year.
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: He was the blame of every problem to this Cowboys defense.
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: They revamped this defense. This defense still stinks five games
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: into the season. So I don't use the short week,
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: Thursday night, the schedule. I know they were in Brazil
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: a few weeks ago and all that nonsense. You were
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: playing an undrafted free agent quarterback who was making his
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: second career start and your improved defense couldn't even be average.
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: They were God awful. And it just shows you, unless
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: if Dak and the Cowboys offense is perfect, the Cowboys
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: can't win games.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: No, no, they can't. It's true. And that was the
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: tackling last night, to your point. And yeah, and Dak's
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: handling of the blitz at times last night, too. He
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: was not necessarily near his best. And I enjoyed it,
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: even though I tried rooting for them for once, Kelby.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: I tried saying, OK, Cowboys, I'm going to join you
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: for a night. Make the Bucs 0-5. And they couldn't
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: pull it off.
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: Honestly, Bucky Irving looked like Fitty at a buffet going
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: through that just.
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: Going off bro that's hilarious.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: Gelby you said something funny mikey you had a great
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: tweet about the um uh the nfc east and the
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: way it's shaping up and you had the you had
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: the gif of jamis um you're going to be in
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: the studio for the national coverage of that giants and
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: washington game i am asking asking a question that i
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: did not foresee myself asking this year can the giants
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: win the division.
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: I don't think so because Jamis is their quarterback. And
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: I do think you'll eventually see J.J. McCarthy play. But, man,
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: I'm talking to Jermaine Illuminor later today. He's having a
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: great season as their right tackle. And I'm going to
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: ask him, like, hey, where's your confidence level winning the
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: Tennessee East? And it's not like I look at the
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: Giants and I'm really confident in them. But you look
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: at the rest of this division. Lane Johnson retired early
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: in the week. Then they trade Cam Juergens to the
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: Baltimore Ravens. Jaden Daniels is 1-3, or the team is 1-3.
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: They're getting him back. And it's like, how can you
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: trust the Cowboys after what you saw from last night?
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: So you know what? The NFC South may not be
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: the worst division in football anymore, or at least they
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: may have some company because 10 wins wins this division,
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: maybe nine and eight with the way that this is going.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: That actually, Gelby just, the light bulb just popped in
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: my head, Gelby. Could we ask the question, which division
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: is better? Do we have a pier now, Bones? Especially
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: with the Panthers.
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: I'll tell you though, The Carolina Panthers better win this division.
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: This is a mitigated disaster if they don't win the division.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: You know what?
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: I know they lost to Cleveland two weeks ago, but
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: the way that they bounced back up against Detroit, Bryce
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: is looking like the real deal.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: He was.
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: I was going to ask you your thoughts on not
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: only the Bryce performance against the Lions, but Bryce, the
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: national conversation now going in that positive direction about Bryce.
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: I mean, first take is doing MVP conversations all over
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: the place. What do you think about Bryce's performance and
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: now the chatter about how good Bryce is?
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah. It looks like Bryce is going to be paid
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: the big price. I don't know if he's a $ 60
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: million quarterback. Like he may get that money in the
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: off season. I don't know if I'll ever truly be that,
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: but you guys know it. If you are good in
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: this league, you could get paid great money. And right
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: now he has been really damn good. And that offense
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: has been the strength. And there's been some bad draft
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: picks through the years of the Carolina Panthers. And I
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: know when Ted McMillan got drafted, it was like, okay,
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: you're helping the young quarterback, but could they have gone elsewhere? Man,
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: Ted McMillan, it's nice to see him get some national
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: pub this week. I know he's a quiet guy. I
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: got a chance to interview him this past year at
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: the Super Bowl, but this dude, all he has done
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: has been able to produce. on the field for the
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: Panthers through the first year and a half of his career.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: No doubt about it. So, Gelby, are you not buying,
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: because I noticed some of America have really bought in
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: to the Falcons' two blowout wins on the road the
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: last couple weeks. Are you not buying them as a
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: team that can contend for the division?
• 26:08
  Speaker 6: They're solid.
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: They're your biggest competition. I thought it was going to
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: be New Orleans heading into the season. That's not looking
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: like to be the case right now. Tampa Bay, I
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: know they got a win last night and they'll eventually
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: get Baker back, but I'm not going to buy into them.
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: So Atlanta right now is your biggest competition, but I
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: would give the edge to the Panthers over the Falcons.
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: Gelby, I know you were talking NFC East, but the
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: Panthers play the Eagles next week. Eagles play in London
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: on Sunday. They trade Juergens, the center. Lane Johnson retires.
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: What's your assessment of what's going on in Philly and
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: how big of a mess are they and could they
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: be by the time they play the Panthers next week?
• 26:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: They have no offensive identity in their line, which used
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: to be such a consistent piece for them is now
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: a major, major question mark. There's no reason with the
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: way that Bryce Young is playing right now. And I
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: get it. The Eagle defense is a solid defense and
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: they got some good players, but there's no reason why
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: Bryce Young can't find a way to get to 21,
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: 24 points. And these days that's good enough to beat
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: the Eagles.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: It is true, man. I, then they may be more
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: beat up than us bone next week when we play,
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: which is crazy. They're going to beat each other up
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: by next week. They're going to play that thing in
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: a hospital.
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: That's the one thing that concerns me a little bit
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: about the Panthers. The injuries are really starting to mount up.
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: I know a lot of people don't like the early
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: bye week. It actually comes at not a bad time
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: with the way that the injuries.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: Are piling up. It's been huge for us. I hated it.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: When we got the schedule, I hated the early bye week.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: It's so great right now. Plus, it freed us up
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: for bidet talk, Gelby, too.
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right?
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: Honestly, you guys are talking bidets. I should win an
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: award here for the way that I'm navigating the traffic
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: walking the streets of New York City right now. And
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: anytime I'm about to be by a drill, I turn
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: the street to the left. A truck's coming. I go
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: to the right just to make sure that the background
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: noise isn't insufferable.
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: I got to tell you, you impress me more by
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: the week, Elby.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: Unbelievable. The multitasking. The guy can walk and talk to us.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: It's unbelievable. In New York, too, walk and talk. You
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: can fall down a sinkhole if you ain't paying attention.
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: If I get hit by a car, that's a good
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: lawsuit in my favor against FNZ property, right?
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, no, this is danger. I didn't realize we could
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: cost the company money. He's going to throw himself out
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: of a bus. Last thing, they'll be at the risk
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: of a car hitting you. And my prediction will be
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: it'd be a cab driver if they hit you. Who's
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: your pick? Georgia Bama. Who's your pick?
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: Speaker 0 5, man, I'm going to go with Bama.
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: They've defeated them with the board. The last two regular
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: season matches. I know the sec championship game got really ugly.
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: I I'm looking for Ryan Coleman Williams. I got to
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: see that he's back back. Gunner Stockton, I think is
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: one of the more underrated quarterbacks in the country, but
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: I thought Keelan Russell should have been playing last year
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: over Ty Simpson. I really like his game right now.
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: A little concerned that it's weird to say that Bama
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: had a big went up against Mississippi state. But that
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: Kamaria Taylor was playing well until he got hurt. I'm
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: just going to go with the Boer and the Crimson
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: Tide to continue to have George's number in the regular season.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: It's going to be a fun one tomorrow night, no
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: doubt about it. All right, Gelby, navigate those streets, and
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: we appreciate you as always, man. Thank you, brother.
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: You got it guys. And just make sure you're not
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: drinking that bidet water.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: All right. Sounds like a bad radio bet.
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: Be careful on this show.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah. Oh, definite.
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: That's a definite radio bet coming up.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: Be good brother. There you go. Drink the bidet water
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: is the next bet we're going to make. Oh my goodness.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: All right, man. We're having fun today. We're always having fun,
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: all right? You never know where this show is going
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: to go. Now, it doesn't always go to places where
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: it should. How do we get to bidets anyway?
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: Did I do that? How did we get there? Oh,
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: I said we used a football bidet. Yeah, there you go.
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: And that's all it took.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: And then I had the statement saying that I can't
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: imagine a man would like a bidet. And the bidet
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: bros just rose up, man. They're going to be out there.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: One guy said... I thought I might not be blamed
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: for this one when feedback comes in, but apparently... It
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: was you. I took it to the next level.
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: Anything you can and say on this show will be
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: used against you in the court of public opinion.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: Did you see the guy that said he's going to
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: organize a bidet bros protest out front as we're leaving
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: the station today. The cleanest gathering ever. Oh, man. All right,
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: we come back. It's the wrap-up.
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: Get you set for a busy weekend in sports on
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: Sports Radio.
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: 92.7 WFNZ.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: It's nine o'clock on a Saturday.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: Bringing you home with a little piano, man. Which it
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: just occurred to me, Bone, we talked about replacing in
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: the summer and that never happened. I guess it's still here, baby.
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: Just like me and Bone. Still here. We're kind of
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: confused as to why. Just like Mrs.
• 31:15
  Speaker 6: Mack.
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: But it's still here.
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: Kind of confused why Mrs. Mack is still there, but
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: God bless her for being so. We forgot something, Bone.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: In all the talk about the Panthers and Gelby says
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: we should win the South and we had made some
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: jokes about the Cowboys. We talked bidets. In all that excitement,
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: we forgot Picante's picks. Oh, no. So, Picante is on
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: the line right now. We did not mean to do that, Picante.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: We value your picks. You had a winning week last week.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: We need to get your picks on the show, baby.
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: How you doing? No disrespect, Picante.
• 31:49
  Speaker 6: No, it's okay. I'll take it. Man, give me the
• 31:52
  Speaker 6: best for life. That's what it is.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: That's what we're doing, man. We're your opening act. I
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: need to ask, Picante, you're texting in and you're saying
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: you've been drinking....
• 32:04
  Speaker 6: Michelobotra and tequila.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: So do you have to do that to prepare for
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: your segment? Is that what happens?
• 32:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah, man. I mean, this is my first time talking
• 32:14
  Speaker 6: on the radio. This is big for me, so I
• 32:17
  Speaker 6: need to look tough.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: This is actually like your fifth time, Picante, on the radio.
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: At some point, you'd think he'd just drop down to
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: Michelob only. So why didn't you try that excuse?
• 32:27
  Speaker 6: I was just doing some shots.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: And that's it. Okay, just get a little buzz. I
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: want to nip. Yeah, there you go. There you go.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: So start us off. What's your first pick for the week?
• 32:37
  Speaker 6: All right, so my first pick is today. I will
• 32:39
  Speaker 6: call this the honey game because it's going to be
• 32:42
  Speaker 6: very slow. Washington versus Iowa. I'll go with the under.
• 32:46
  Speaker 6: Iowa is number eight right now, allowing points. And the
• 32:52
  Speaker 6: difference of– Washington is also great. So this game, I'm
• 32:57
  Speaker 6: looking on the under of 42.5.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: I like that. You're usually an over man, but I
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: think you have spotted an under here. I think you have. Yeah. Okay,
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: so what's your second pick?
• 33:08
  Speaker 6: My second one, you guys said it earlier, it will
• 33:11
  Speaker 6: be Nebraska. I like Nebraska under Anthony Calandrea. He's a
• 33:17
  Speaker 6: very sneaky quarterback.
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he ain't bad.
• 33:20
  Speaker 6: I don't know. I think it's going to be really
• 33:22
  Speaker 6: hard for the Indiana Hoosiers when this guy, this guy, Hoover,
• 33:27
  Speaker 6: is not being super great.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:30
  Speaker 6: So I'm thinking Nebraska plus seven and a half.
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: Okay. I like it.
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: We're on the same page, Picarde, not just because you
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: already told me some of these. All right, go ahead.
• 33:40
  Speaker 6: And then I got two overs, super quick. I got
• 33:44
  Speaker 6: the Carolinas, NC State versus Wake Forest. Gio Lopez had
• 33:48
  Speaker 6: to be related to Jennifer Lopez because he's looking fine, man.
• 33:51
  Speaker 6: Like this kid, it is. I work on that because
• 33:57
  Speaker 6: I was drinking. I was like, I need to say this.
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: That's a good one. I like that one. We haven't
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: called him G-Lo yet, but we're going to now.
• 34:03
  Speaker 6: Gio Lopez, even though he's been great, I think NC
• 34:06
  Speaker 6: State will pull it off. But I go with an over.
• 34:09
  Speaker 6: I think it's going to be a super, super high-scoring game.
• 34:12
  Speaker 6: Super entertaining.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: What's the over number? 59.5.
• 34:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm with you on that. I think it's going
• 34:18
  Speaker 6: to go like 60-plus.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: I think it's going to be a fun one. A
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: lot of points, man.
• 34:21
  Speaker 6: And my last over, if I must say about this,
• 34:24
  Speaker 6: Ohio State versus Maryland, I think Ohio State is going
• 34:28
  Speaker 6: to put everybody down by the third quarter. So I
• 34:33
  Speaker 6: think Maryland would score 21 points still. So I'll go
• 34:36
  Speaker 6: with over 56.5. Because Ohio State got three games stretched.
• 34:41
  Speaker 6: I'm coming up, so.
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: So you're going over, over on the Buckeyes game. Okay.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: Good stuff, man.
• 34:46
  Speaker 6: So the highest day, over 56 and a half. And
• 34:49
  Speaker 6: follow the pace. DP got the picks. I went 3-0 yesterday, bro.
• 34:53
  Speaker 6: It was insane, man. It was a good day.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: 3-0.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: Yes, you already off to a good start.
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: You nailed Jacksonville.
• 34:58
  Speaker 6: I got an over yesterday. I got Liberty, and I
• 35:02
  Speaker 6: got somebody else. And then I got South Florida, plus 6.5.
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: Look at you.
• 35:06
  Speaker 6: It was a great day yesterday. It was a great day.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: You're a savant.
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: You nailed Jacksonville State and Kennesaw State the other night.
• 35:12
  Speaker 6: No, I know. That was bad.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: No, you got it. You got the over, didn't you?
• 35:16
  Speaker 6: I got the other dude. Oh, I went over at
• 35:19
  Speaker 6: the low.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: I got it right there. Well, I guess he didn't.
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: Want me to.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you got it right.
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 35:24
  Speaker 6: Guys, you guys talk about food a lot. I'm obsessed
• 35:27
  Speaker 6: with Bussie Bueller.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's good, isn't it? That's one of Philly's spots, man.
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: That's where Philly and Fighter go on dates.
• 35:35
  Speaker 6: I spent like $ 30 on myself. I was like, oh, shit.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: Dude, that place rocks, dude. Yeah, those are great.
• 35:40
  Speaker 6: It is really good.
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: Those are great.
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: All right, good luck on your picks, brother.
• 35:43
  Speaker 6: All right, thank you, guys.
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: And did you learn your lesson last week not to
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: ever pick Penn State again, Picante? Man.
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: That was horrible.
• 35:52
  Speaker 6: I was doing one with that. That was the only
• 35:55
  Speaker 6: one you missed. Let's all be Rambo and attack, baby.
• 35:58
  Speaker 6: Let's go.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: All right, baby. Good luck to you.
• 36:01
  Speaker 6: All right, man.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: All right, there you go. That is Picante, who we
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: just found out, Bone. One of the true gems out there.
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: He's cool, man. Such a good guy. And he seems
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: to have a talent at picking. Instagram, the Picante picks.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: That is Picante with a K. P-I-K-A-N-T-Y. Joey from Huntersville says,
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: pace yourself, Picante. Dr. Suave, I'm going to start drinking
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: what Picante's drinking. Seemed like he was a step ahead
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: of us, man. He was enjoying himself. Yeah, he liked it.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: Let's see what we got. I just saw a tweet
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: back from Fresno State. They're introducing their new beer bone
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: this weekend. It's a bone-shaped beer you can drink out of.
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: And I'm a little bit jealous that I did not
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: invent the beer bone to drink out of. That should
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: be your thing. You should have the rights to that, man.
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: You're sleeping at the wheel over there. Look at this
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: Modelo beer bone, man. I know people can't see it,
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: but look at this thing.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: What the heck? I thought it was like a beer-flavored
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: bone for dogs at first when you first started talking.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: You drink out of this bone. Is it wrong that
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: I'm okay with cans and bottles? I don't know. You
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: wouldn't drink out of a bottle? Hey, now, let's read
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: some of these texts here. Bagel Guy said, I think
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: it was Bagel Guy. It might not have been, though.
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: Somebody texted in and said, Willie P definitely has to
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: be a bidet guy. Oh, that's not even. Oh, I
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: love that tingle. Oh, daddy, yes.
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: Swinderski! Right when it hits, Bone. Swinderski! It's how he
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: hits those levels.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: All right, let's see what else we have here. Texter says,
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: this is Panpack. He says, as a retired military man,
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: you can't beat Preparation H wipes with aloe.
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, my goodness.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: You're a military hero, sir. Maybe I need to open
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: my eyes to Wipe Nation. Let's see what else we
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: have going on. Texter says, Mac, regarding the anti-wipes thing
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: you're saying, if you got poop on your hand, would
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: you just wipe it off with a napkin and call
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: it good? Oh. That is an interesting way of putting it.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: Here's the thing, though. Your hand's out there in the ether.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: You don't want your hand... But, like, if something... Because
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: I'm being... People are saying, are calling me out and saying, Mac,
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: I bet you have skid marks if you don't use wipes.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: And every now and then, I'll realize that I, you know,
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: created skid marks like I'm a NASCAR driver celebrating a victory.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? What is happening here right now?
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: You know, this is... This is completely my fault.
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: I used the word bidet, and I brought us down
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: a path that I just can't get us out of
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: right now.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: Do I need to move it along here? On behalf
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: of Skidmax and myself. Skidmax? you see miss sweet cheeks
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: question she asked me no i did not does mrs
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: fitting name for right now she says does mrs mac
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: not request to use wipes if she does your laundry
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: and i said i said that she has a don't
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: look policy when it comes to my undies she'll just
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: toss them in the washer and make no eye contact
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: with me.
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: I respect you hitting that music earlier than usual we
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: we we can't is that what he's doing we can't
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: escape we can't flush this enough.
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, gosh, that's enough. We've got Bebop life advice for you, Bone.
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: Are you interested in that?
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: No, I'm not.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: Says, I got a wild idea for you, Bone. Or Travis.
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: For some reason, he calls you by your first, your
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: formal name. His name's Bert. Bert Bob. He says, only
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: bet on Fridays and save your money on Saturdays and
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: take your girl someplace nice. That's his advice. Because you
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: said you win money on Fridays, but not on Saturdays. Yeah,
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: then I tried it. What I do is I.
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: I win the money on Friday, and then I use
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: that to gamble on Saturday to try to, like, make
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: it more.
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: Although last week I didn't.
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: I can't lie. Last week I was. I went 16
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: for 17 on college games. You were hot last week, baby.
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: The NFL kind of got me a little bit in
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: the tookus, in the bidet.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: We've got a texter that said, did Bone just say 1%
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: of the bettors are betting on Charlotte tomorrow? Pretty sure
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: Walker Male is your 1%. I'm aroused. I always thought, Walker,
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: you were a one percenter, but maybe this is the way.
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: Salesman says, did you see the photo of the Wegmans
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: Taste of Western New York display case? All it was
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: was chip dip and hot dogs. That was kind of odd.
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: I was like, is that that's all you got from
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: Western New York? Is that worth it?
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: Where was like the the wing sauce and stuff?
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: Seriously. That was kind of sad, but I am very
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: intrigued by that Wegmans.
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: But enough of the Bills balloons, all right?
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: Settle down there. Yeah, it's annoying. Some dude said Wegmans
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: is Buc-ee's for rich northern people. I want to see
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: for myself what the hell it is. All right, we
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: got to get out of here, y'all. We had a
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: good time. Hopefully. The bathroom discussion did not run you
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: off on this beautiful Friday. Everybody have a great weekend.
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: I'm looking forward to heading to Raleigh, checking out this
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: football game tomorrow. Everybody enjoy it. We'll talk to you
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: on Monday. Good work out of the Bone Man. Good
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: work out of the Fit Dog. Charlotte FC, get us
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: three damn points tomorrow as well. Colin Hoggard. No, not Colin.
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: Is Colin back? Colin is. Colin Hoggard, Charlotte Sports Today,
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: coming up next.