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Entering Your Hot Mess Era: DIABOLICAL Life Lessons (PART 2) · Two Broke Chicks

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  Speaker 1: This podcast is recorded on gaddigal Land Always was, Always
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  Speaker 1: will be Aboriginal Land.
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  Speaker 2: Patricks am now and I'm so and this is two
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  Speaker 2: brote Chicks, the show that shares life lessons and tips
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  Speaker 2: to help make you rich in life.
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  Speaker 3: And oh my god, I sound so sultry. I'm tired.
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  Speaker 3: I've had a big week. Yes, it has been a
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  Speaker 3: big week. We've recorded like seven podcast episodes in the
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  Speaker 3: last week, so maybe that's why the voices. Yeah, she's
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  Speaker 3: been under juriss.
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  Speaker 2: And I've just been in Melbourne and like I was,
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  Speaker 2: like literally I was thinking about it. I was like
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  Speaker 2: I was in Melbourne over three days with my three
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  Speaker 2: best friends, like fucking wrecked.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, and it was the best weekend. It
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  Speaker 3: was so much fun. I loved it.
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  Speaker 2: But we are back for popular demand of entering your
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  Speaker 2: villain era di a Boleco Life Lessons from the Chicks.
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  Speaker 2: We did this a couple of weeks ago and you
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  Speaker 2: chicks were foaming at the mouth like you loved this.
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  Speaker 2: So we have some more diabolical life lessons in our
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  Speaker 2: inbox to read out react, giggle. And I'm so glad
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  Speaker 2: because I've got not much to give, so I'm we're
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  Speaker 2: passing the mic to you chicks.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm glad that you chicks have been in your
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  Speaker 3: messy erar.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys have the humor for us to refill
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  Speaker 2: our tanks. But before we get into the episode, we
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  Speaker 2: have to discuss our obsession of the weeks. And my
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  Speaker 2: obsession of the week is a recent TikTok trend I've seen.
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  Speaker 3: Now. I'm not sure who.
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  Speaker 2: The original creator of this trend is because I can't tell.
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  Speaker 3: They all have so many likes.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it is propaganda I'm not falling for. I
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  Speaker 2: knew you're already going to be all over this, So Sally,
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  Speaker 2: we're gonna play a little tip for tat.
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  Speaker 3: What is some propaganda you're not falling for?
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  Speaker 2: Disclaimer Obviously, if you do these things, that's fine, Sleigh.
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  Speaker 2: This is just the propaganda we personally will not be
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  Speaker 2: falling for. Yeah, I'll kick us off. Hair extensions don't
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  Speaker 2: harm your hair?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, bullshit, bullshit, not in my experience anyway.
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  Speaker 2: Hair extensions do harm your hair, Okay, I don't care
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  Speaker 2: if some fairy put them in with sparkles, stardust and
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  Speaker 2: literal cushioning of the circumference. Sebam hair follicle. They do
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  Speaker 2: harm your hair. Propaganda propaganda, agree, Ice Barns.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yes, I'm just not doing it. Maybe they won't
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  Speaker 3: be falling for it. Yeah, okay, Caprice.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And on that note, anything midi length, mini length or
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  Speaker 4: maxi length, mini or maxi there's no midi, there's no midi.
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  Speaker 2: I'm five foot two, A midi dress is not for me.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I feel like I definitely had midi length blindness
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  Speaker 3: between the years of twenty sixteen to twenty twenty one. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and then looking back, I'm like, yeah, we all, we
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  Speaker 3: all did though.
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  Speaker 2: Yeakay, you can fall for propaganda and come back from it.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly, and I wouldn't be surprised if I fall for
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  Speaker 3: it again.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: At some point I convince myself. Preventative botox, Oh, I
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  Speaker 3: just I think it's something that you have to get
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  Speaker 3: again and again. Yeah, it's not gonna last forever. And
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  Speaker 3: I think calling it preventative botox.
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  Speaker 2: Is misleading marketing type baby botox. Yes, yeah, I hear,
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  Speaker 2: I see you, I feel you.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I got another one.
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  Speaker 2: Designer, Hambags, designer brands, designer in general, unless it's vintage
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  Speaker 2: A grade, Yeah, I'm gonna be I've.
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  Speaker 6: Got, okay, the best one.
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  Speaker 3: Propaganda.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not falling for overnight oats. It's gross, it's yucky.
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  Speaker 2: Overnight wheetbeaks, overnight oats, it's just a soggy bowl of
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  Speaker 2: mess and it tastes like metal.
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  Speaker 3: And also, wheatbiks don't take that long to make. I
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  Speaker 3: don't really need to cut down the time of pouring
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  Speaker 3: milk into a bowl, do you know what?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, fine propaganda. I'm not falling for avocados. They don't
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  Speaker 2: taste that good. Yeah, because they need to be seasoned,
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  Speaker 2: they need half a lemon, salt and pepper, chili flakes.
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  Speaker 3: Blah blah blah.
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  Speaker 1: Not falling for.
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  Speaker 3: It, I am. But with all of that accoutrement.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I've got the ultimate one propaganda. I'm not falling
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  Speaker 2: for girl's girl. Yeah, hate that, hate that term.
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  Speaker 3: I agree, What does it even mean?
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  Speaker 2: It's just an excuse for you to shit to talk
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  Speaker 2: another girl, which doesn't That.
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  Speaker 3: Call is coming from inside the house. The call is
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  Speaker 3: coming from inside the house.
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  Speaker 2: Any like girls girl pick me cringe?
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  Speaker 3: The call is coming from inside the house. Agreed. Propaganda
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  Speaker 3: I'm not falling for And we've spoken about it before,
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  Speaker 3: but I'll say it again. Apparol sprits, you guys are
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  Speaker 3: lying to you.
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  Speaker 2: Say, don't taste good.
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  Speaker 3: It tastes like petrol. On the other hand, a lemoncello sprits. Ye, propaganda,
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  Speaker 3: we will fall for. That's yummy. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I agree.
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  Speaker 2: I agree, yeah, I agree, yeah yeah. There's so many,
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  Speaker 2: there are so But then I'm also a walking contradiction
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  Speaker 2: that I'm like, I love falling for propaganda.
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  Speaker 3: Time, propaganda. I will fall for propaganda. I will fall
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  Speaker 3: for everything. Lots of other stuff. That's start. Lots of
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  Speaker 3: other stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, what's your obssession of the week?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, my obsession of the week is a small brand
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  Speaker 3: that should be viral and it's another Aussie brand to
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  Speaker 3: add to our jewelry collections. And it's car made jewels, yes,
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  Speaker 3: which we absolutely love. And if you're looking for a
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  Speaker 3: jewelry brand to add to your collection, especially ahead of Eurosummer,
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  Speaker 3: definitely check this out. It's a small Australian label, like
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  Speaker 3: I said, and she specializes in like pearl beaded and
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  Speaker 3: shells shell jewelry. It's so so beautiful and it's also
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  Speaker 3: customizable as well, like she does pretty small releases and drops,
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  Speaker 3: and you can choose like the size of the pearls
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  Speaker 3: or shells that you want the beads. You can also
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  Speaker 3: add letters and things onto them, and they are so
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  Speaker 3: so beautiful. And as a small brand and as something
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  Speaker 3: that you can customize and is quite unique, it's not
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  Speaker 3: on the super affordable side, I would say, but I
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  Speaker 3: do think that the quality matches the price, and also
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  Speaker 3: you are supporting a small Australian business and they're pieces
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  Speaker 3: that you will keep forever. Yeah, they gorgeous.
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  Speaker 2: There's actually like a nice little story with that as well,
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  Speaker 2: because for sales birthday, her sister got her a necklace
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  Speaker 2: from there, and then the brand owner like reached out
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  Speaker 2: and was like, hey, I'd love to send you guys
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  Speaker 2: some jewelry, and so.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, I actually already have a neck class.
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  Speaker 3: The best part was she was like, you probably haven't
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  Speaker 3: heard of me, and I literally was like about to
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  Speaker 3: jump in an uber and I was like, oh, no,
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  Speaker 3: I've heard of you. And I took a photo and
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  Speaker 3: I was wearing the necklace.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, so cool.
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  Speaker 3: I love that. All right, shall we get into our
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  Speaker 3: diabolical life lessons? Let's do it. I'm so excited. I
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  Speaker 3: feel like as well.
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  Speaker 2: After the last episode, people got a taste of what
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  Speaker 2: we meant by diabolical, so we got a couple sent
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  Speaker 2: in after that episode as well. Diabolical life lesson from
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  Speaker 2: my twenties. This is why you clean up after doing
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  Speaker 2: the deed. Okay, the first time my boyfriend in brackets
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  Speaker 2: now husband and I had sex, Oh my god, the
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  Speaker 2: first time they had sex. Oh my god, Oh my god,
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  Speaker 2: I've just read ahead.
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  Speaker 3: Oh oh no, come on tell me.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna start again. Okay, the first time my
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  Speaker 2: boyfriend now husband and I ever had sex, his dog,
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  Speaker 2: a little chihoa, came into the room after while we
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  Speaker 2: were in the shower. No, she stole the condom and
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  Speaker 2: then paraded it around his parents' living room where everyone
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  Speaker 2: was sitting, for everyone to see, only then to eat it.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 2: A couple days later, my boyfriend's dad then had to
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  Speaker 2: pull it out of her.
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  Speaker 6: That's not even the worst.
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  Speaker 3: Part, though, happened a second time.
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  Speaker 6: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: By this two hours a fucking dirty bitch.
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  Speaker 1: That two hour.
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  Speaker 3: She's a horny little she last a PERV.
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  Speaker 6: She's in a corner waiting.
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  Speaker 3: Being like drop the condo, el el how did the
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  Speaker 3: two hour get in the room a second time? Close
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  Speaker 3: the door?
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  Speaker 6: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: His parents said, if it happened again, I wasn't allowed
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  Speaker 2: over anymore. We have never been so quick to clean
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  Speaker 2: up since we've now been together seven years and married
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  Speaker 2: for one and luckily his parents still like me after
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  Speaker 2: such a mortifying experience.
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  Speaker 3: Life lesson.
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  Speaker 2: Don't trust two hours? Yeah, hope, my embarrassments love.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's not her fault. I feel kind
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  Speaker 3: of bad for her that she, I guess should try
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  Speaker 3: to figure out what to do. Cleanup job, to clean
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  Speaker 3: up the bathroom, take it off, who's tied up? Taking
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  Speaker 3: it off and just like whipping it off in the bedroom,
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  Speaker 3: likerand literally going to the bathroom and showering your husband
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  Speaker 3: queen slave for him.
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  Speaker 2: But also you need to bring this back up seven
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  Speaker 2: years later and be like, do you know what.
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  Speaker 3: That was your fault? I'm surprised I didn't get brought
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  Speaker 3: up like during their wedding speech, you know, when always
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  Speaker 3: brings up the most embarrassing I wonder like how old
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  Speaker 3: they were, I know, because seven years ago like they
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  Speaker 3: could have been. But then they're like, yeah, surely, what
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  Speaker 3: do you do?
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  Speaker 2: What like personally, she would like, you'd have to really
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  Speaker 2: like them, because I don't know if I could ever return.
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  Speaker 3: Honestly, like, because it's not only is it just like mortifying,
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  Speaker 3: but it's the fact that you put the dog in
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  Speaker 3: danger twice.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm not gonna lie that fucking chwo hour
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  Speaker 2: is natural selection in itself.
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  Speaker 3: Flag It's true. But no, because no, Sally, No, a
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  Speaker 3: two hour is so small. The condom was probably long,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm really imagining it like you know when a
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  Speaker 3: magician like pulls like the scarf out of his sleeve
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  Speaker 3: or whatever. No, no, no, that's exactly what I was imagining. True,
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  Speaker 3: I just used condom out of this hour.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my godsly iconic, iconic and the fact that you
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  Speaker 2: guys survived through it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Like but also safe sex, yeah, exactly, safe sex,
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  Speaker 3: save sex, not for the two hour by game. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: our next diabolical confession three World's Collide, Hello and bo
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  Speaker 3: sadly alright, when do become one? Hello? This is going
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  Speaker 3: to sound like something straight out of a Netflix special,
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  Speaker 3: but it is my life and experience I just went through.
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  Speaker 3: In October twenty twenty three, I matched with an incredible
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  Speaker 3: man on Hinge. We spoke for two months before meeting
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  Speaker 3: up as he was traveling and I had family visiting.
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  Speaker 3: December twenty twenty three, we went on our first date
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  Speaker 3: and he pulled out all the stops, flowers, et cetera.
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  Speaker 3: We hit it off like a house on fire, and
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  Speaker 3: our second date was a few days later. We progressed
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  Speaker 3: quickly as we are both single parents, and we started
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  Speaker 3: to fall for each other. Cute, but I don't want
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  Speaker 3: to get too excited. Everything was hunky dory for the
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  Speaker 3: first few months until May twenty twenty four, when he
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  Speaker 3: admitted to me that he had gone back on the
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  Speaker 3: APPS and started talking to him your dog, your dog.
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  Speaker 3: We worked past it and I forgave him. This was
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  Speaker 3: his first mistake. He lived on the Gold Coast and
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  Speaker 3: I lived in Brisbane, so we both made an effort
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  Speaker 3: to see each other once a week for date night
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  Speaker 3: and spent the entire weekend together on our off parent
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  Speaker 3: duty weekends and the Gold Coast in Brisbane. How far
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  Speaker 3: is that? Like an hour? It's like an hour or
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  Speaker 3: an hour and a half. Okay, so like yeah, bit
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  Speaker 3: of a bit of a distance. Come August twenty twenty four,
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  Speaker 3: he asked for some time to forgive himself and better
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  Speaker 3: himself for me, what else have you done, because that's
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  Speaker 3: like four months or three months after he'd gone back
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  Speaker 3: on the ass. Sorry, but like.
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  Speaker 2: I need some time to forgive myself. You don't need
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  Speaker 2: to forgive yourself. You want to go get your dick wet?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, he was going to Brazil to get a
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  Speaker 3: couple of tattoos done. Fucking wrecked, Yeah, get wrecked. We
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  Speaker 3: broke up for a week while he was away, but
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  Speaker 3: he was in contact the entire time, confessing his love
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  Speaker 3: to me and that he couldn't believe how much he
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  Speaker 3: had hurt me. Oh, he's cheating. I was his person
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  Speaker 3: and he could not wait to see me when he
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  Speaker 3: was back. He's cheating, He's cheating. He's guilty, He's guilty.
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  Speaker 2: Where was the police report? It's kind sorry.
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  Speaker 3: September came and we celebrated my thirtieth together in a
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  Speaker 3: big celebration, and it felt like we were back on track.
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  Speaker 3: In October twenty twenty four, I found makeup in his
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  Speaker 3: sink when I had not been there, A bobby pin
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  Speaker 3: and purple shampoo.
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  Speaker 6: Guilty. Oh, and she was blonde.
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  Speaker 2: I was blond.
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  Speaker 3: None of which were mine. I put it down to
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  Speaker 3: his mum moving things into his new house from the
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  Speaker 3: old one where he had a roommate who had a
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  Speaker 3: blonde hair girlfriend. Na I pushed this down and left
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  Speaker 3: it at that. November twenty twenty four, we went out
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  Speaker 3: on a date and I found a girl's bracelet in
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  Speaker 3: the car. I asked about it and he told me
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  Speaker 3: it was his business partners and they had dinner the
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  Speaker 3: other night with their other partner and she must have
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  Speaker 3: left it there. I brought it up again the next
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  Speaker 3: day and he denied he was cheating on me and
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  Speaker 3: that he would never do that to me again. After
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  Speaker 3: he saw the hurt, I felt secure. We started planning
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  Speaker 3: our overseas holiday with our children and booked it all
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  Speaker 3: in for Christmas. On the trip, he would not take
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  Speaker 3: On the trip, He would not take many, if any
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  Speaker 3: photos with me, and he tried to pick the smallest
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  Speaker 3: of fights with me, but we were still strong. He
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  Speaker 3: even asked my dad for my hand in marriage. I
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  Speaker 3: thought we were on cloud nine. January twenty twenty five,
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  Speaker 3: we land back in Queensland and a week after landing,
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  Speaker 3: he tells me he is out to dinner with his
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  Speaker 3: business partner. My gut feeling told me something was off,
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  Speaker 3: So I took to Instagram and scrolled through the women
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  Speaker 3: and found her. She had her page open and had
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  Speaker 3: photos of them together since October twenty twenty four. I
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  Speaker 3: called him out. When did he go to Brazil? That
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  Speaker 3: was August twenty twenty four and then but in October
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  Speaker 3: twenty twenty four was when she found the makeup and
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  Speaker 3: the blonde shampoo? Oh wit was she Wand okay, let's see, Okay,
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  Speaker 3: I'm in What the fuck? She had her page open
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  Speaker 3: and had photos of them together since October twenty twenty four.
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  Speaker 3: I called him out with the screenshots and he confessed
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  Speaker 3: to everything. Called me crying after leaving dinner with her,
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  Speaker 3: but she was still going to his house. He told
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  Speaker 3: me she meant nothing and she ruined his life, but
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: they had an unfinished past. He also said that she
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: knew about me and that I was around, but continued
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  Speaker 3: with him anyway. I mean his responsibility. He's in the relationship,
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  Speaker 3: but also.
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  Speaker 2: Like diabolical, but like I don't trust the fucking word
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  Speaker 2: that's coming out of his Mouthfully, we.
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  Speaker 3: Tried to work through it. Dumb, dumb, I know, but
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  Speaker 3: I thought he loved me. He kept telling me she
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  Speaker 3: was going to be gone soon, and he hated her
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  Speaker 3: and wanted me. I hate this man. What the fuck?
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  Speaker 3: What the fuck? Okay, it's getting worse. A bit of
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  Speaker 3: a trigger warning here. February twenty twenty five, he tells
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  Speaker 3: me she is pregnant, but she lost the baby and
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  Speaker 3: he has to keep going with her as she was
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  Speaker 3: struggling with it. I said okay, and kept trying to
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  Speaker 3: fight for a man who was worthless. March twenty twenty five.
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  Speaker 3: I gave up fighting, and he would not stop seeing
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  Speaker 3: her and kept playing us. What the fuck. April twenty
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  Speaker 3: twenty five, I get a DM from the girl telling
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  Speaker 3: me that she is apparently one of three girlfriends of
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  Speaker 3: this man this.
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  Speaker 6: Oh my god, he's like that movie.
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  Speaker 2: He's like that movie The Other Woman with Jamie fucking Lanister.
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  Speaker 6: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, oh my god. This man had the audacity to
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  Speaker 3: have a girlfriend in Brazil that he flew across the
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  Speaker 3: world to live with him. One Saturday morning, Girl number
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  Speaker 3: two walked into his house. She had a key as
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  Speaker 3: she had been living there since January. She walked in
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  Speaker 3: to find flowers and five suitcases and a girl in
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  Speaker 3: his bed. She stormed out and started trying to find me.
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: I met with her and told her everything, showed her
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  Speaker 3: the photos. I got in contact with the girl from Brazil,
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  Speaker 3: who at this point was on her way back, and
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  Speaker 3: offered her answers to any and all questions she may
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  Speaker 3: have had. The business partner was told that I was
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  Speaker 3: pregnant and lost the baby, but I mid but I
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  Speaker 3: never was and she was never pregnant either. He said
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  Speaker 3: it to us to keep us around and made us
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  Speaker 3: have sympathy for him going through a hard time. He
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  Speaker 3: showed all three of us the engagement ring he bought
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  Speaker 3: and told us all it was for us. However, the
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  Speaker 3: ring was my birthstone and matched exactly what I wanted.
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: I cannot keep up with the lies that keep coming out.
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: After everything was out, the business partner has decided to
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: stay with him in his lying ass. It turns out
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: he was dating the Brazilian from November twenty twenty three
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: to April twenty twenty five, myself from December twenty twenty
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: three to February twenty twenty five, and the business partner
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: from August or September to twenty twenty four to current day.
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: Were he's still with the business partner. She decided to
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: stay with his lying ass quote not.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: That looks should make up for any of this behavior.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: But I bet any fucking money he is the ugliest
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: dog I have ever seen. And it's probably because we
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: know he is a lying, cheating, fucking bastard. But I
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: bet any money, and I know we're not punching tens.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: Okay, But I can sit here on this.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: Horse and look down upon thee because never in my
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: life have I had three girlfriends I wish I did.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: And then never in my life have I lied about
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: a woman's body and something as serious as a miscarriage.
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: To put yourself in the center to make other women
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: feel bad for you.
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: That is literally abuse like that is actually abuse, That
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: is emotional abuse and manipulation.
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: This guy jail and she has children to she.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: Even like she has a child, and he has a
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: child fucking sending prayers. And he has then gone into
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: this child like her child's life as in quote unquote
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: a father figure and completely fucked her around. Oh my god,
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: that just kept getting worse and worse, and he engaged.
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: He proposed to all three of them with the same
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: ring like this man.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: This man is the dumbest fucking prick I have ever
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: heard of Where this is gonna end? Ever, ever underestimate
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: the power of a woman's intuition. She knows, she knows.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: Do you know what? Do you know what?
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: That is that sad, sad little boy. Yeah, something has
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: has not something's happened, He's tapped. He obviously has the
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: most botched relationship with women.
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: That was crazy. Honestly, Okay, would you rather date him
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: or have a two hour eat your condom? The true
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: I'd rather date that has a fetish for eating condoms
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: than that, mean the hour at least notice what it wants.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: The two hours at least open about the fact that.
• 21:42
  Speaker 6: It's a dog.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: At least at least the two hours it's been like, look,
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: I'm a dirty dog. Yeah, I'm gonna eat your condoms,
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: and but I love my hump a bit. Definitely, the
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: exactly whereas like he's out here, okay, ranking of like
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: most diabolical from that least to most, I would say,
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: what's fucking crazy? Least diabolical was the first instance of
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: going back on the dating apps. Yeah, and then following
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: this by I need to forgive myself and go to Brazil.
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: Then that brings me to our fourth.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: Number four of diabolical was going to Brazil and breaking
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: up with her for a week so he could go
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: and get a dick wet yuck.
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Ill, I hope.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: This man no Ellie, But I'm just saying there may
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: be some punishments from prehistoric times that I think would
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: benefit this situation, because this man should not be allowed
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: to procreate.
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: Number three lying about the bracelet and saying that that
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: was your business partner's partners and they left it your car.
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: You're an idiot.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: I think number three encompasses all the idiocy of the
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: Bobby pin, the blonde shampoo, the makeup, like wash your
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: sink literally. Okay, Number two, now we're getting Now we're
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: getting into the big bodies, the big boys.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: It's the one ring for three women. Yeah he said
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: three fiances one stone literally.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: And then number one the emotional manipulation of lying about
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: about having three girlfriends at once and saying the same
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: story to all of them. It's literally the movie The
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: Other Woman, but like more diabolical.
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: Trust your gut.
• 23:45
  Speaker 7: I think men should have to go to jail for this,
• 23:48
  Speaker 7: Like I actually think there should be an all women's court, girls,
• 23:53
  Speaker 7: gays and knay's and he should be put on trial.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, diabolical the electric chair.
• 24:01
  Speaker 6: I'm joking.
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: I'm joking.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, that crazy crazy.
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: By the way, we're going to send vouchers to all
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: of these chicks as well for sending in their diabolical
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: life lessons. When you send us a life like life lessons,
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: this fucking good. You get one hundred dollars, bitch, because
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: that is you're.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: Doing a service.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: Okay, this confession is on the grosser side, but I've
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: sworn my mother to secretcy and she will be the
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: only one to ever know.
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: Loll until now. Oh my god.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: I had a bark crawl one Friday night, tragically heartbroken
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: over a boy I loosely remember, isn't that how it
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: always is? And I thought I would have myself a
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: good night with my girls. It was so cold, so
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: I had a puffer jacket on important for later.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: We'd stopped at three pubs so far and just arrived
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: at the fourth. I was pretty tipsy, having a good
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: time at about six in when my stomach started churning.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: Oh my girls, who get it, get it. Alcohol doesn't
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: treat my tummy gently mixed with some.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: Hotchabies, so I head to the toilet by myself after
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: doing two shots at the bar. Jesus, no judgment, been there,
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: been there. Let's just say there was movement. I didn't
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: realize how tipsy I was, so truly fighting for my life,
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: trying not to drop my phone on the floor, managed
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: to stand up straight and flush the loop. I head out,
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: proud of myself and craving some tacos the place had
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: to offer. I rejoined my friends at the bar and
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: think to myself.
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, what what is that smell? No?
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: No, meanwhile, oh oh, Meanwhile, grabbing another shot, I looked
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: down and see a smear of poo up my puffer
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: jacket and down the forearm of my jacket. I sprint
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: to the toilet, ripping it. How I sprint from the toilet,
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: ripping it from my body and convulsively gagging.
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: At my own field. I love the foodstory.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I thought to myself, what had I
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: done in life to deserve this ipanic? Absolutely sloshed with
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: a shot waiting for me at the bar and FaceTime
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: my mum, my mother, who sacrificed so much for me
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: pieces herself, laughing, get the words of wisdom that I
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: was so desperately looking for.
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: Oh no, this is when I realized.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: I either needed to abort mission or save my three
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: hundred dollar puffer from macpack. I grabbed some toilet paper, ladies,
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: I'm ashamed to see day what's next. I wet it
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: and I run back in the store and I wipe
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: it all up. I put the jumper back on and
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: enjoy four chicken tacos to make sure to make sure
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: I got it all Later in the evening, I said
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: to my friend, I think I dropped something on my jacket.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: Can you see anything?
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: I don't know what I would have done if she said, Babe,
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: there's a big smear of shit right there.
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: Moral of the.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: Story, don't get drunk before you need to pooh.
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: Oh my god. The thing, though, is that then she
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: went and had four chicken favorite part. That's my favorite part.
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: But out of any food group you could have after
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: you've just done a diabolical shit and your maggot in
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: a bar is to get like four questionable chicken tacos
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: like I need to know.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: I ask for a piece of how she got so
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: much pooh on her jacket.
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: How must have been Okay. The thing is if you're
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: out and whether or not you're doing I think, whether
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: or not you're just doing a wee or if you
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: are doing a diabolical as it were. If you're wearing
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: a big jacket of any kind, a puffer jacket, it
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: was on the arm, It was on the arm. This
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: is what I'm saying. Hang your jacket up on the door, hawk,
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: pull your sleeves off. If you're wearing a long sleeve
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: something or other. This goes for the same. If you've
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: got your period too, anything where there's like any sort of.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: Movie actually and you're drunk, but like just do that
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: in general if you need. If you can feel a
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: die of bolical two coming on, because I reckon, she
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: jack it off.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: Put on the back of the door. Yeah, I reckon,
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: she's like gone to wipe. And then because when you're
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: wearing a puffer jacket, it makes like your sense.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: Of yeah, your dimensions, your dimensions, you get vertigo.
• 28:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah you're already.
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're drunk. Yeah, so there's a free life lesson.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: Hang up your jacket.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: I wonder if she still has it.
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: It was three hundred dollars, she said, or three hundred
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: few dollars, So I have so and but the fact
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: that she got away with it and nobody knew except
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: for a mom. Man, Now mom was on the phone.
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: It's not healthy.
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: It was just like who could Like if your kid
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: called you and was like mom, you'd be like, not again.
• 29:32
  Speaker 6: You'd be like Cindy luo.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: How many times do I have to tell you wipe
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: your as before you give me shit?
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: And we went through this in nineteen ninety eight. Now
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: we're having to go through it again.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: Oh my, what would you do? Would you throw out
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: the three hundred dollar path of jacket or would you
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: wipe it up? I'd wipe it up, but I'd probably
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: go home, Like I'd wipe it up enough because you
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: could give it a proper clean or like.
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: Go get it dry cleaned or something. But I would
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: I would not go get four tarcos. There are two
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: two pathways.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: I think if I was sober and I shot on
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: my jacket, which like I would like to say that.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: That wouldn't happen.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: But you know, sometimes bows they'd be crazy, you know,
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: put that shit on the shirt. Boughs be crazy. These
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: boughs be crazy, so I would I would probably do
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: the clean and go home. Yeah, probably do the clean,
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: go home, right, or potentially do the clean quickly run
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: to a shop somewhere, get like an I Love Australia hoodie, yeah,
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: and put it in a plastic bag, you know, and
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: just be like girls you don't want to know. I'd
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: say I got my period. I'd just like to got
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: my period all over it. Or I was too hot
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: and I want to change, whatever it was, I'd find something.
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: I'd find a good lie.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: Now, Alex after six bar six bar crawl, yeah, I'd
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: be throwing that out.
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: I'd be I'd be going.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: But more from a perspective of I came out of
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: the womb lazy, and this is a task too big,
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: too powey, to smelly for drunk Alex to deal with.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: And she she is, She's like a hit man. She's like,
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: let me deal with this problem for you. She doesn't
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: deal with it in the way that sober Alex would,
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: but she looks at the problem, she goes, I've got
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: this that In the next day, I'm like, you didn't
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: have this one time?
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: Hit man Alex so drunk Alex, she cut.
• 31:37
  Speaker 6: Off her shoe.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I was in bed and I was trying
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: to take off my Converse sneakers and there was a
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: not in the in the laces so tight couldn't get
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: it off. She goes, I've got it, don't worry, grabs
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: a pair of chicken scissors, like meat scissors from the
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: kitchen and cuts off the Converse sneak cut, as if.
• 32:01
  Speaker 7: That is the world's best problem solving you've ever fucking seen.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: The next morning, I was like, where's my shoe? Meanwhile,
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: there's a chalk outline on the floor because there's been
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: a murder.
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And I texted out that morning and so I
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: was like, how was your night last night? Did you
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: have fun?
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: And I went I got so drunk I cut off
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: my shoe, and sales response was, I just can't with
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: you sometimes.
• 32:25
  Speaker 8: Like it was so disappointed, you know, it was so
• 32:29
  Speaker 8: it was so disappointed, and you were just like, that's
• 32:35
  Speaker 8: the energy.
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: So how can I expect you to have any sort
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: of like fine motor skill to undo it? Not in
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: that condition? So I should not be handling butcher's scissors.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, true, But that's what she's like, that bitch is like,
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: I've got this the confidence of a middle aged white
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: man that one.
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you know what, And there's a time and
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: a place for that to come out. Yeah, all right,
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: well more one more?
• 33:01
  Speaker 6: Okay final raw, Hi.
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: Girls, I have a fun one for you. S that's
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: nice to end on. Yeah.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: Oh no.
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: A couple of years ago, now thirty, I met this
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: guy on hinge. Oh no, not a do you know what?
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: Hinge gets a bad rap in these Well, nobody's sharing
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: the love of the story. It's true. This is diabolical lessons.
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: I met this guy on hinge. My friends and I
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: like to call him Princess Sophia for the reasons that
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: will become clear. Do you know what? It reminds me of?
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: How to lose nine ten days?
• 33:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Krawll the Warrior King.
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: When I was in year six, my best friend and
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: I at the time both got like matching surfboards for Christmas. Yeah,
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: hers was like purple and flowery and mine was like
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: an orange and yellow ombre. And we were like, well,
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: we have to name them in together. Yeah, and hers
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: was named Princess Sophia and mine was Warrior King. I
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: love that inappropriate for like an eleven year old. But
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: what am I? Okay, back to the story. Had some mutuals,
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: so seem legit checked in with a few of the
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: mutuals girls with glowing reviews on how nice and great
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: of a guy he was. What smart smart? Smart?
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: She said Trip Advisor, Yeah, she said product review.
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she was calling the references she said glass door. Yes. Okay, anyway, off,
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: I went to this date with this man who seemed
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: very charismatic and fun. He had an interesting job, great
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: social life and personality. We were having a great conversation
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: before he got onto the topic of X's and his
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: flyway comment that if I break his heart, he'll kill me.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: Oh no, it's hard. It's hard to make a murder
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: joke work on a first date, right. Anyway, read the
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: fucking room, bitch. A few drinks in, I didn't think
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: much of it. After a couple of back and forths
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: and a few more dates, during which he mentioned his
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: exes almost every time, I received some very intense love
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: bomby messages. He would later apologize and state how embarrassed
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: he was by his drunk texts and state that it
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: would not happen again. Mind you, we had only met
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: a couple of times. So I did find this pretty
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: off putting. I decided to give him the benefit of
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: the doubt and give him another shot. We had a
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: decent connection, and I wasn't quite ready to cut it off.
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: In hindsight, this was one of the many red flagsported
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: by this man. A couple more weeks past, we had
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: some messages back and forth. I started to like him,
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: and his humor again vibing once again. He then asked
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: to cook me diny at his place. He cooked a
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: nice meal, had everything set up nicely. He definitely put
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: some effort in what proceeded a very nice meal. Was
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: a very decisive conversation about dating in general.
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: My position decisive or divisive.
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: She's a decisive but maybe she means divisive. Yeah, we'll see.
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: We'll see. My position as it still is, is that
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: rushing into things new abodes well for a strong connection.
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: That if you're looking for an actual connection, you need
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: to take the time to truly get to know someone
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: and well like them as a person. He disagreed with
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: fundamentally everything I stood for at this point, so it
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: wasn't looking very positive. His exact quote, this is like
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: a real estate deal if you don't show enough interest,
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: the sale is going to fall through. My thoughts buying
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: who Yeah, my thoughts at the time. Okay, bro, it's
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: literally been what three dates do you want me to
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: tell you? I love you? Anyway, We finished up dinner
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: sat on the couch to continue chatting. At this point
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: I was very much over it and the vibes were off.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: I had my friends in my head saying, give the
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: guy a chance. We were sitting on the couch and
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: I sat at the furthest corner possible at a girl
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: separating myself with a pillow. Totally off put by this.
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: I hate that she's uncomfortable. I hate that he was
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: much more chill with this conversation and seemed to be
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: genuinely normal Again. I then thought maybe I was over
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: reacting and that he was actually okay. Now, what follows
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: is what I can only describe as the reverse of
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: the scene in How to Lose a Guy in Ten
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: Days where Kate Hudson's character asks if Matthew McConaughey's character
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: Princess Sophia wants to come out and play.
• 37:16
  Speaker 6: Oh no, oh no no.
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: Read the story. This actually gets really fucking gross as
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: I started saying, time to go, thanks very much, et cetera.
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: He grabs my hand and puts it on his crotch.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: Assault.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, assault. Now. At this point, I pulled my hand away,
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: after which he completely takes himself out and grabs my
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: hand again. I again, Oh my god, no no no, no, no, no, no, my.
• 37:57
  Speaker 6: God, no no.
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: I again pull away and I'm getting ready to head off.
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: He then said, wait, so is his dick out? Yes,
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: the dick is out. The dick is out, and she
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: and he grabs her hand again and she pulls away
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: and is getting ready to get up and lay. He
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: then says, can you give it a kiss? Good night?
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: Go to the police station.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: If this happens, I'm not even my god, I've got
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: this guy.
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: I'm not even fucking kidding.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: If anyone fucking does this to you, go to the
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: police station and get his fucking ass on.
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: Assault. Yeah, that is so far, my god, to which
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: I laughed and said I would absolutely not be doing that,
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: to which he returned another come on, kiss him good night.
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: After I declined once again, he then said, okay, well
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: then let me do that for you. You've never had it
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: from me, and I'm the best all the girls tell
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: me I am After giving him the hard pass again,
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: I walked out of that apartment, blocked him, and never
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: heard from him again. He is now known as Princess
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: Sophia to all of my friends and we and we
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: laugh at the ridiculousness of the situation, as we will
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: for years to come.
• 39:04
  Speaker 6: Oh my, oh, oh my.
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: God, oh my god. Ill yeah, ill. That is a
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: disgusting man.
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: That is a threats of a man that like, yes,
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: we're like, this is an episode that we do. Is
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: like funny tea he ha ha, But like, if a
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: man fucking does that to you, literally.
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: Get in your car, get in an uber, drive to
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: the police station.
• 39:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's fucking illegal.
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: It's assault. It's literally assault.
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: And like what's more freaky is like when she was
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: like asking mutuals, it being like and like all the
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: girls are being like, which this is not their fault
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: because like people like this fucking hoodwink.
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: The ship out of people, be like, no, I don't
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: know why he's single. I don't I do.
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, why why would you?
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: Men, She's already given you every sign that she is
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: not interested. You do that, she says no several times,
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: and you continue and then you think that she would
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: want where to go kiss it and being like are
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: you gonna kiss it good night? Like you're a fucking child,
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: Like yuck, it's not funny. But he's a joke. He's
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: a joke. So oh my god.
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: Okay yea from from Condom Eating two hours loved that
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: to Jamie Lanister proposing to three women with the same ring.
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: Ye to the shit stained puffer and the.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: Prince Slasher, the flasher princess overha.
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my god, chicks, you have owned your one
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: hundred dollars you.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: Have and if anyone needs it for therapy, that's I understand. Seriously, Yeah,
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: or hitman Alix, he'll do a good rate for you.
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: I'll cut off his shoe in the middle of the night.
• 40:57
  Speaker 6: I'll break I'll break into their apartment.
• 41:00
  Speaker 8: Not me, but I'd be butchering it like I would
• 41:04
  Speaker 8: have been good.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: They wake up and I'm like on their leg trying
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: to cut off and they're like, who the fucking wold still,
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: like this scissor is a blunt.
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: And it's like a leather shop. They wouldn't be their shoes.
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: I think you've got to take it a step further
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: and go in and like, do a ship on their
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: Catman do jacket. All done done. I'm alloid, but yeah,
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: yeah I would do that.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: Well yeah, drunk Alex would be like, he hurt you,
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: that's fine. Scale is building, and I will go ship
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: on his three hundred dollars jacket.
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what do you need?
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: What if you need my Queen give away prize win
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: a Hitman ship from Alex?
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: Perfect?
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: Oh my god. I love these fucking episodes. I actually
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: think we do need to do these monthly. So please
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: continue to send in your diabolical life lessons and your
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: diabolical stories, any of that. Get out on the show
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: one always anonymous, and to get a one hundred dollar
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: because you deserve it after going through said trauma.
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: Trauma, Yes, but yeah, email it to us at hello
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: at two Broach Chicks dot com dot A. You'll put
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: the details in the show notes as well and put
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: diabolical life lesson in the subject line. Yeah and yeah
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: you will be in the chance.
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: Can I get a photo of the Chill Hour?
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: I wonder if he's still around. I hope so, but
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: if not, he know what's my favorite? Is that the
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: che hours?
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: A girl?
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Sligh's queen bloody little hour, Little bloody.
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: I imagine as well that the Chew Hour is really old. Yeah,
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: your kids, how you're doing?
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: Let me get some of that little slice. Yeah, come
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: on that. Thanks to you chicks for having us your hels.
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: We love to be here. Thanks to you ever made
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: for thanking today's episode that actually sounded pretty good Bye
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: Ja love you.
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: M hmm