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Alphabelical: The Substance, Nosferatu & Alan Wake 2: The Lake House · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  we could play it live we could yeah we could do this all in thing and can we
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  play it live and publish live and then not just [ __ ] see well what this is
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  actually designed to stream directly to YouTube I'll be designing the thumbnail during the
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  episode so you'll actually see me not paying attention and just being like can
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  we just have YouTube do that for us yeah welcome to multiple
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  nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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  and multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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  Things
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  nerdy can't AI just do that for us can but I don't like
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  AI you don't I don't scaring me even
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  more it's GNA hear you say that Luke so I would take that back right now and
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  that's why when I do talk to AI
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  what is my cat done when I do talk to AI now um talk to cats I say please and
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  thank you yeah I do that too just because when I talk to Skynet I also say
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  please and thank you I want so when it takes over I want it to know that I'm on its
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  side I do until it's unless it's stupid yeah like there's one some
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  of them that like the coding tools and I say what could is there any way I could
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  improve this and they go oh you could do this and they just put the my code and
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  I'm like that's my code and then they're like yes and we've improved it I'm like
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  you haven't done anything and then I get to the circular AR I'm like what am I doing yeah
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  yeah yeah you're not going to win that argument H but no I think it's I think
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  we should be starting to teach especially starting to teach children to
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  say thank you to like Siri and Google home and stuff because I think it's
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  teaching Bad Manners you demand something from this invisible world it does it for you
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  you've done a study in the words of bluee oh now he's yelling at
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  satav yes oh no now he's boss and set
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  never around but I mean lra knows that
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  that's not a person so there's not it's not like she's going to
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  learn I don't know she knows the difference yeah she also thinks the only
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  way to speak Spanish that's true but yeah she let that pretty
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  quickly yeah which could be rude to them just not to Alexa oh I shouldn't have
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  said that she's listening see I don't have anything in my this room anymore I
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  used to have Google in here but it annoyed me how did it annoy you I took
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  my Google out of here too actually um if someone was at the doorbell it play in
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  it annoyed me so I just switched it off I mean that's what it's I know it's
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  actually quite quite useful and now maybe you just don't have a doorbell if
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  you don't want people to ring the doorbell defin don't want people ringing
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  my doorbell my doorbell doesn't turn off [ __ ] you know you know what I'm not
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  going to tell the story in a because this is multiple nerdgasm not multiple doorbell
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  gasm we're doing it again guys we're just talking about our
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  Lives who played some video games this week I played a few video well I played
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  a video game not a few I didn't play anything good so I'd like to hear what
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  you played well I'd like to hear about your [ __ ] games yeah after I'd also like
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  to hear about good games I'm not saying no I don't like hear about good
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  games all right well I'll go after Matt then Matt you go first I've been playing cyberpunk
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  2077 H Phantom Liberty uh [ __ ]
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  awesome yeah mhm I mean I've talked a lot about cyber Punk everybody knows I
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  love it mhm and then it's just drawn me straight back in
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  I is excellent it was good but it didn't draw me back in like it did you and I
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  hate that didn't draw me in the first time and I hate that I know it's a good
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  game I can see that it's good it's excellent oh God it's so beautiful too
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  the the the especially they the new area I guess they just you know like they
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  kind of nailed what they were going for with the whole original game and no they
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  didn't have to compromise as much presumably it's just like I don't know it's just
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  awesome I'm interested to see what comes out from Witch of
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  four cuz they have to get that right day one otherwise yeah it's going to be
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  tough people are already scratching their heads about it yeah it's a
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  completely different team like we know completely different game but just for
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  just for that company if they screw up a second big release but it's going to be
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  like BioWare like it I think it's going to be different enough that it's
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  probably going to piss people off cuz we already have Witcher 3 we don't
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  Witcher three again well it's not really Witcher three
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  again it's Siri that's what I'm saying it should be it's probably going to be
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  different which means it's a risk but like which are three at one stage yeah
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  y but no speaking of biowave like we're still getting Mass Effect 4
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  somehow yes five rather well no it is four we should have gotten Mass Effect
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  four instead of Mass Effect Andromeda oh calling it four I read an article that
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  called it five the other day and I was like oh yeah okay cuz there are four but
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  no the ones I've been saying saying definitely saying four because it's
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  continuing the story in the Earth Solar System like it's back here androma was
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  out of the Galaxy so that's why they were able to keep the story going sort
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  of thing look you did you finish that is it finishable did you yeah you through
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  the wasn't wasn't terrible it just did not live up to the hype remember how
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  it's not terrible not terrible but things that they marketing like with the
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  base building like the decisions you make are going to
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  matter oh yeah that's right the bases you build a base and that was it nothing
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  you did improved or destroyed the base it was just there I did play a bit of
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  that it was very generic like repetitive like it felt like I was playing an MMO
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  on my own the game yes I hate when I yeah I really dislike you know the only
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  time that that's okay or has been okay for some reason is Con and Exiles cuz
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  that also felt like that but I liked it anyway yeah but know because I like I
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  like the idea of like you along the way you build get more
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  resources you improve the base and stuff like that not having to actually
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  physically build or anything I hate that I don't know why you do like that but
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  Gathering the resources in real life you have to go outside and build
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  it but no once you just got the base there that that was it and then it was
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  just yeah it was lifeless like K and Exiles server that we had
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  where we all lived in this one camp and Matt had made this beautiful house and I
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  had made this beautiful house and we were always adding on and then Luke had
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  made this 4x4 Cube he just slipped on the floor in yeah and minded resources
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  for our houses yeah well we played Minecraft so that was fun I did the
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  tutorial which you had the build something so I got it out the way and
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  then I did the fun stuff I was uh I was at somebody's house today it's a
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  listener I was at listener Grant's house today and he has or him or his one of
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  his sons could be either really uh has
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  um Minecraft Lego and it really it just
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  makes me laugh that you can build Lego to simulate Minecraft like that just to
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  me I I don't I don't know where that it looks a weird totally awesome does it
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  use Lego pieces or is it yeah closely oh you know what now I wish I'd
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  look closely cuz you can buy I've seen somebody on Instagram keeps trying to sell me these
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  magnetic Minecraft blocks oh yeah they like cubes like Minecraft with the grass
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  and then the dirt you know that kind of stuff okay to build which I've actually
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  considered but they're very expensive it's like 100 bucks for a little set
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  well at the moment at w war if you spend money you can get little Minecraft
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  cardboard things that's their giveaway this this time of year really that's so
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  funny when will we playing Minecraft that must have been 2011 20 [ __ ] man
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  over a decade ago yeah I was still in
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  Australia so mhm long time ago it was a yeah a long long time and I loved
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  that I did build one thing that I built my skybridge we could do that again if
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  you guys want to yeah I mean that was pretty fun it was pretty I imagine wait
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  I can host a Minecraft server yeah you know what I'll I mean why the [ __ ] not
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  okay I've got I've got a server downstairs I'll just put a Minecraft
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  server on it I can't I can't have it on oh yeah my my you play it on
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  Xbox yeah but that's what I was going to say I could only probably only play it on Xbox
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  so do crossplatform so you would is what I'm saying oh it is I'm pretty sure all
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  Minecraft CR might days yeah I don't know we'll look into that yeah yeah you
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  could be right [ __ ] also if I set up a Minecraft server I'm turning off all the
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  things I don't like and hopefully that's okay with you guys
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  you like like eating like I don't want to be worrying about that while I'm
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  playing Minecraft the way we play it definitely not like in mine when I
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  played it like for real as like a solo campaign like I I enjoyed that stuff
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  like you know the digging in but like when I played it with you guys I don't
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  want to [ __ ] around with that I just wanted to build I cuz I started playing
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  it before there was any of that stuff like there wasn't any eating there
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  wasn't it was like night time the monsters came and you had to fight them
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  but there was no eating there was no magic like they added magic at one point
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  and I was just I don't know I think just because funny you say that cuz you play
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  as the Mage in every [ __ ] RPG that I've ever but that's just not what that
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  game was and then they added it and I was like oh you know you get I played so
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  much of it without that stuff really not eating in the early stages there was no
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  eating getting your little steak and eating I did come I did quite early you
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  did you I think you ate to get health back sorry you didn't eat because you
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  were I that's what I'm yeah I think that's what I'm thinking of so like you
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  would get a steak that you would eat to get your hearts back but that's all yeah
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  okay I think that's what I'm thinking of yeah I don't think I played it after
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  that no I'm having to get rid of eating but you have to keep the
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  mining obviously you couldn't you guys want to play
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  Craft I'll do some craft you man yeah I'll do some
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  craft well that's something you can turn off unit you can turn off mining turn
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  off craft well you do is turn off both the people go and build those like Mega
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  structures and stuff they're not going at mining stuff like the people like
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  Enterprise stuff they just you turn unlimited resources
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  yeah yeah just go draw a picture I'm going to mine and build a
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  glass skybridge all right yeah cool
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  that skybridge was useful all right so what have you been playing Luke I've
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  been playing Survivor games like vampire Survivor like vampire
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  Survivor oh no what no gross I don't know why I just like I know everyone
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  loves vampire Survivor but I've seen videos of it and it's just looks to me
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  looks boring it sort of is but sort of not
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  it's it's it's replayable that's what it okay like cuz you play for it has to be
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  cuz it doesn't last for very long no but you die and then you get gold from that
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  and then you upgrade so you can play for longer and you that I've just been
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  playing that like Marine survivors and there's one that came out slasher
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  Origins been playing that and there's another one coming out soon yet another
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  Zombie Survivors I don't know I've just been playing them lately and they're fun
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  just the same game with different just a same G Checkmate Survivor which is a
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  chess one which if you've lost a chess and you have to run for your life so no
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  you're you play The King and all the other pieces have gone Rogue and
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  attacking you and you have to defend yourself it's literally just the same [ __ ]
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  game you just described chess chat gbt what skin can I put on vampire Survivor
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  to try how can I resin this well they made money from me especially with
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  Marine Checkmate because they able to get all the achievements in an hour
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  Marine is in military or dolphin I play as a whale oh see
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  that's even yeah that's even better though but slasher origin is a bit of a
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  longer game that's taking me a lot longer to play and just waste time it's
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  a good thing to watch YouTube and stuff no it's not oh oh sorry watch while
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  you're playing I you watch videos watching YouTube while you're playing
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  then you are bored with your no I can't do no because he's getting achievements
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  and that's all he cares about yes playing as a dolphin do you guys
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  remember the the uh Mega Drive game Echo the dolphin I play bit of that love that
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  game when I was in um uh I was on holidays for I don't know just before
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  Christmas um cuz I took my retroid down with me and was just trying to find
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  games that I think Harper would like and I'm like this one you you know this one
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  is you're a [ __ ] vampire Hunter this one you're this and she's like boring
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  boring boring I'm like this one you plays a dolphin she's like oo what's
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  that actually this is quite a good game yeah and quite challenging yes I
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  remember playing that game a lot when I was growing up not progressing far in it
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  but playing a l a lot it's a beautiful game like the the Parx and all of that
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  isn't it got a very Save the Planet theme too right I guess or I
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  misremembering that yeah I I think I mean yeah I don't remember from that era
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  and I mean you don't I mean it's not like you get caught up in rings and
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  stuff like it's but it's uh also I'm you were the dolphin so I'm not trying to
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  save the planet so I don't really pay attention to that you're not I'm trying
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  to save Planet just not this one
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  yeah one I think we've we've we've had a good run I think's writing it off yeah
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  do you think Earth will get geek of the week when it eventually
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  dies I don't think so I think brought this on itself yes it knew this was
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  coming it was worn yeah I've been playing something this
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  week well in fact I've finished it and I'm disappointed because now I can't
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  play it anymore now you're done um now I'm done I've played The Lakehouse DLC
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  for um Alan White 2 and you've both played this no I still haven't played
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  the DLC for it yet and I actually un the other DLC which are just funny little
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  episodes of night Springs which are very fun silly this is just it's more game
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  and in fact if anything it's more like
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  control than Alan Wake um yeah but also [ __ ] it like terrifying
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  like [ __ ] hell man yeah if you don't want spoilers but
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  those [ __ ] men out of the paintings [ __ ] terrifying I literally you know
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  when they very first come and you run into that there's that office with the
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  button I just ran back in there and I was like am I do I need to play this right
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  now that [ __ ] scary mhm all right I'll pay the 30 bucks and buy it it's
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  really good it's well worth it yeah yeah definitely well that comes with both
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  very interesting theme too it's kind of about it's a little bit about AI
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  actually and oh yes generating content like oh yeah that room for the
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  typewriters trying to replicate Alan wake's style yeah it's very cool very
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  cool and did you see Matt there's um you know there's always a Poe song in the
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  Alan Wake games and there's a PO song playing at one point in the game and you
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  just I mean likewe games and control there's just a million little notes that
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  you can read or not yeah the lyrics are like telling you what to do yeah but
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  there's also a you find a redacted note with all these redaction that implies
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  heavily po has being in that facility as one of room in the middle thing right
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  you correct yeah yeah yeah very
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  cool I want them to hurry up I want them to hurry up and release either control 2
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  or the max paint remakes I want more from them and I'm looking forward to the
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  max pain remakes don't rush them no but the max REM I'm interested
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  to see what they do with that cuz I don't think it's just going to be a one
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  to one these These are remakes not remasters right they've said remake I
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  just polishing because REM right gaming has changed you know it's those little
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  Club hands and and and um Sam leg's face
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  just let's see I'm pretty sure it is a Remar remake um that's what I took from
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  the articles I read I'll say this again I've mentioned this on the line before
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  but if you just want to play Max P but you you don't want to get out your
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  Playstation One gamey play The Game Boy Advance it's so
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  good but yeah no it is definitely on from the remedy website remedy
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  entertainment will remake the iconic max pain and max pain
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  2 as a single title well I'm glad they've got the money to do it because
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  well scared every time it sounds like they're running out of money we just I
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  still don't understand that they still saying that they spent [ __ ] more money
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  than they've made but then they're making more and I'm that doesn't work
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  that's not sustainable I will give remedy any amount of money they ever
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  asked me for remedy if you're listening I'm any amount of money just give Dan a
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  call I don't understand business because I don't because you say that right yeah
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  they're not they're not making money right from what everyone saying but then
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  neither are any of these other companies like [ __ ] Facebook or X or so but at
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  least you can ad Facebook apparently you don't need to make money to have a
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  business maybe not how do we do that like we're not making Mone right now we
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  don't make money and we don't have a business no we have we have this this
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  doesn't make any money like how do we well actually Matt then you've just
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  we've succeeded we've got a business make any money and we haven't we just
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  haven't given up is that on the stock market but they still pay employees
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  imagine public with this people like what is this they have a Liston what's
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  what's this doorbells what but I think like with Facebook it
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  was they some people weren't getting paid it was like come in and do this for
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  us and we'll give you stock yeah and it was the but still how do you
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  survive at the start with stuff like that you that episode of The Simpsons
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  from years ago where I think Lisa gets a job at an internet startup or Bart does
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  and they they're paying everyone in stock and by the end there's just so
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  much stock and they're pulling it off a roll like toilet paper here have some more
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  stock that's what it sounds like to me it makes no sense to me but it did make
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  a lot of people very rich with some companies not all companies not all
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  there's a bit of survivorship bias in that industry I think yeah it's why I
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  could never work in that industry I just don't somebody somebody asked me today
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  so a neighbor popped over to borrow something from me and noticed that my
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  daughter was watching Moana too yeah where'd you get Moana to and I was like
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  just don't worry about it from the internet and then he says to me he goes
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  did you get it from lime wire I'm like [ __ ] lime wire lime wire that' be
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  good clearly that was the last time he downloaded something the early 2000s is
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  on Disney plus now I think it is it might be now yeah oh yeah it might be
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  now I forgot they came out this year is it good I watched bits of it's it's a
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  it's a classic sequel yeah right you know not as good as the first but with
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  crazy heaps of additional [ __ ] put in was you told me Frozen 2 is better than
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  the first one way better yeah right it's it's an advancement of the story and
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  there's this one key line that Kieran hines's character says in it yeah um
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  right at the start he goes um it's not funny or anything but he he goes before
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  we were afraid that an or Elsa's powers
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  will destroy us now we're hoping that they'll be enough to protect us and I'm
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  like that is how you write a sequel flip it it's the same thing of like termin uh
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  yeah Terminator 2 you know like he was out to kill her now he has to protect
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  her like yeah that's a sequel not just another Quest there was
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  one alien now there's and a dollar
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  sign or we got some Xenomorphs we do have some alien stop it stop
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  it we do have some alien news John xenomorph there's not a whole lot of
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  alien news I just think this is going to annoy me because if there's one thing
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  that I don't think you should do with the alien and that is put it on Earth
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  because they made such a big [ __ ] deal of not like like like Ripley
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  literally says even one of those things gets down here that will be all because
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  they just don't put you just hit them like a baseball
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  yeah but they've on Earth before haven't they not in any movies I care about yeah
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  but not in movies but not in anything I give a [ __ ] about it was already an
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  alien earth right wasn't there it was a comic series or a novel series TV series
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  called Al Earth where they used to drink sour milk and got drunk off it is that
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  is that what I'm thinking of do you mean is that Alien Nation you mean oh that
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  might have been Alien Nation there was something called alien Earth I swear you
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  might be right a comic book or something well alien vers Predator there on Earth
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  yes in maybe I'm think in I know I'm aware of that I just I just don't care
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  to agree with it don't like it yeah cuz it was a terrible
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  movie too terrible got a soft spot for it I honestly do got Lance in it yeah
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  and he's shine oh the way they tie that all back
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  to yes yeah yeah
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  well CU just even
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  worse but when does it come out it soon I think it's pretty soon yeah uh March
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  maybe was it March um on FX what else have they made
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  I want to size this up is that Walking Dead I think FX does It's Always Sunny
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  in Philadelphia maybe be funny what mate if it's like that [ __ ] watch all in
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  three Xenomorphs open a the gang meets an alien I would love that watch the [ __ ]
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  out of that that could be up there with that one where um what's the homeless
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  guy um where he gets [ __ ] high and
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  thinks a dog is a girl oh yeah cricket cricket that's a great episode I still
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  say he's a brilliant actor Hornsby is amazing yeah he's really good he's very
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  funny too because you he improvises half of that
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  [ __ ] watch the bloopers and anytime he's just doing some [ __ ] monologue
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  they're all like dying laughing because it's like what is this always sunny it's
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  you see him in any different show and you don't know it's him because he's
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  playing a different character it's not like a lot of other people where it's
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  they're playing yeah them yeah yeah now a lot of their friends I
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  think are very good but he in particular is like like a particularly good actor
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  yeah and plays Cricket Glenn's a good actor too Glenn hard because he's
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  magnificent he's very funny in other and he did mostly did stuff that was similar
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  and I think that annoyed him actually which is why he tried to do other things
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  because he he was kind of just Dennis yeah just went and did another sitcom as
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  Dennis yeah which I actually liked I like um AP Bio mind it I haven't watched
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  it gener the first season at least is very worth watching and then I see
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  the quickly and then it got a bit weird
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  and the last episode yes yes the last
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  episode is a sequel to the first episode
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  in a strange way H yeah I should watch that it's definitely worth watching but
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  he basically play Denis sure well did you watch black excellent yeah yeah did
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  you watch that that was excellent I haven't seen that yet no oh I should
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  watch that yeah it came out or I don't know if it came out at the same time but
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  I watched it like the night before or after I watched Tetris cuz I was just on
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  a [ __ ] oh yeah [ __ ] you know is good movie High yeah I mean tetr is
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  excellent nonsensical but great I mean starts out it's like one of those movies
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  and then there's like a [ __ ] car chase in [ __ ] Soviet Russia through
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  the streets of Moscow but also they like we'll have to lay low in mosc like they
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  won't let you in mate I'm pretty sure in real life they they've got to [ __ ] look at your
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  passport they know who you are but then you're not a SP it's really well done
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  like that sequence with spoilers where they're not on the plane that the
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  the Soviet police think they're on like all that stuff has just done really well
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  and I was just like but it's stupid like that didn't happen there's no way that
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  happen it definitely didn't happen like that yeah I believe he saw something
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  Russian at a trade show and went to Russia and bought the rights to it
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  that's what I believe I don't I don't believe they the police chased them
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  through m to the airport and then they tricked them by different
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  the I don't believe that happened I liked watching it
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  though I watched two Academy Award nominated movies this week oh that's
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  good because Academy Noms are out and I actually wanted to go through the list
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  just to see if Luke knows what any of these are oh do want to do that first
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  yeah yeah and you can weigh in Matt if you have seen them yeah okay all right
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  that's a good idea Oscar movies are not for me they're terrible well let's see
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  maybe maybe you're wrong at least one is okay and you've seen one you've seen one
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  I know you have all right uh yeah yeah you SE he's seen at least one okay yeah
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  so in alphab order the alphab order alphab please
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  episode 592
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  alphab proceed
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  um okay first film nominated is Anora a
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  n o r a Luke have you heard of Anora I've not even heard of that okay
• 27:46
  actually let me move this over here it's a young woman from Brooklyn gets her
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  chance at a Cinderella story when she meets and marries the son of an
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  oligarch that sounds [ __ ] awful yeah boring okay so that's Anora it's
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  nominated for an award the big one as well that doesn't seem like a best
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  picture Nom kind of movie but anyway okay the brutal this this one does this
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  is um we've got uh what's his name uh
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  Adrien Brody you know Holocaust Survivor been controversial that movie because they
• 28:22
  speak is it Hungarian in that and uh they the some one of the the the audio
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  effects guys said that in order to correct some of their pronunciation they
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  used AI to generate the lines and they Blended them and people had a [ __ ]
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  fit about it great idea yeah more movies should do that in fact I've watched I'm
• 28:45
  watched the movie this week I didn't put in here because I didn't finish it yet
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  but next week stay tuned for my Craven the hunter review or or as I like to
• 28:53
  call it a segment called I watched Craven the hunter so that you don't have to
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  did you oh my EXC um that did win an award or get
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  nominated no but they he speaks Russian in it there at least the scenes I've he
• 29:08
  speaks a lot of Russian and there's no way that actor just speaks this good
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  Russian so they must have done something it's just a picture of
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  him yeah that's right anyway the brutalist is about a Visionary architect
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  who escapes the Nazis and comes to America to rebuild his life I mean that
• 29:26
  also sounds quite boring but it seems like that one might be quite OS bait
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  apparent yes at least Oscar bait four hours long with an interval that's so
• 29:37
  long then there's a complete unknown where Timothy Shalom plays Bob Dylan
• 29:42
  which I'm interested in okay all right but here's something that gu me so with
• 29:49
  any time movie comes out they always look at the Box offers and how much it
• 29:53
  made and all this stuff when it comes down to Oscar nominations what the movie
• 29:57
  made means nothing no no it's a group of people who are Hollywood insiders who like to Jer
• 30:03
  deciding what they liked yeah yes but also people campaign so you have to
• 30:08
  apply to be nominated so they don't just look up the movie and go that was a good
• 30:13
  one it's nominated no no no you've got to apply you've got to have a campaign
• 30:16
  they hold parties where they invite the judges and they play clips and stuff
• 30:20
  it's all it's very smoozy very shozi next one
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  is pretty rigged well it's it is in that it is a closed group of people who
• 30:30
  decide for themselves like yeah it's rigged as in like obvious you me with
• 30:35
  alol and and had a party then I'm going
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  to like your movie y you know next one is called conclave which this is also
• 30:45
  you know isabeth rosolini Ray fi playing popes by the look of it or
• 30:50
  Cardinals or something okay okay next one Dune part
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  two you see that I still don't know how they made a sequel no
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  how do after he leaves the room sitting in a room so all it is Guy sits in a
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  room and a guy walks up behind him movie over yeah Matt was that one of the ones
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  you watched this week or not no it was not you have seen that one I have seen
• 31:21
  that one okay so I guess I know the ones that you watch then because out of even
• 31:24
  the rest of these there's only two that I think would even be on your radar
• 31:27
  right okay so the next one is called oh I know maybe three because maybe you
• 31:31
  watched Amelia Perez I didn't actually but I might I know I believe this is
• 31:38
  also up for a razi though so I don't know if this is yeah this one's
• 31:41
  interesting too because actually on the subject of accents it's been slammed by
• 31:45
  Spanish-speaking people because even I would have assumed she spoke Spanish
• 31:51
  because I guess I'm a bit racist but uh she apparently does not according to
• 31:55
  anyone who's watched this movie it's been roundly SL and then they're
• 32:00
  like how can this win an Academy Award when they barely like this it's like
• 32:05
  from what I understand Spanish is quite complicated in the tenses like kind of
• 32:08
  like Italian I guess as well is like past present tenses okay complicated and
• 32:13
  if you only know basic Spanish you always use the wrong tense right and
• 32:18
  apparently that this movie is just full a nightmare for people who speak Spanish
• 32:22
  cuz they're like this is nonsensical right there you go is that on her or is
• 32:27
  that on the for me though because I don't speak Spanish so well not on her
• 32:30
  apparently because it seems like she doesn't speak span cuz she's American
• 32:33
  right she just out of Hispanic American and was asked can you please be Spanish
• 32:38
  in this yeah well not only her apparently a bunch of characters and
• 32:42
  apparently they're all awful at it and it's like didn't they have a dialogue
• 32:45
  coach probably not it's probably low budget yeah I guess so yeah but also
• 32:49
  maybe this movie is I don't know like it's a musical anyway watch I watched a
• 32:54
  Chinese movie Once where um uh Mike
• 32:58
  Tyson spoke Chinese right and um like it
• 33:03
  was a it was a very large budget movie so you know it's not up to the movie to
• 33:08
  like [ __ ] it's it's not a linguistic S I heard rumor about filming with Mike
• 33:14
  Tyson that you have to film the film in order because he doesn't understand the
• 33:18
  scene changes like no no this is what happens next we have to do this why
• 33:23
  would I that has happened I'm confused I don't know if you ever seen any of the
• 33:28
  ipman movies either of you I know what it is it's Donnie Yen right yeah Donnie
• 33:32
  Yen so ipman 1 is [ __ ] great like as
• 33:38
  a kung fu movie and then just as a movie it is just it's like Braveheart in like
• 33:44
  like turn of the century China right it's about these [ __ ] peasants who
• 33:49
  are getting harassed by these gangs and this one dude teaches everybody Kung Fu
• 33:54
  the clips I've seen are not set during that period is there sequels yes so
• 34:00
  there are five sequels okay and they each get repeatedly stupider as they go
• 34:06
  along okay but seriously itman 1 is a great film I would go as far as saying
• 34:12
  it's a masterpiece of Chinese Cinema like it's very good and and then it's basically
• 34:18
  like I'm trying to think [ __ ] like Lethal Weapon just like what crazy [ __ ]
• 34:23
  can they do right yeah are they s in different time periods or I thinking of
• 34:26
  different movies perhaps and so itman is a real person he this really happens TRU
• 34:32
  Story is he trained Bruce Lee why he's kind of still fam oh okay so by like the
• 34:38
  third one he's fighting Bruce Lee what why he I mean training Bruce Lee but but
• 34:42
  like in the third or fourth one he he literally fights Mike Tyson guys I can't
• 34:46
  I can't stress this
• 34:51
  enough it's just the Three Amigos yeah yeah yeah
• 34:57
  it's the last scene of Three Amigos for a whole movie yeah yeah right so Luke
• 35:03
  definitely has not seen or heard of Amilia Perez okay so the next one is
• 35:07
  called I'm still here no I've heard of that a lonely battle to learn about the
• 35:12
  truth behind The Disappearance of woman's husband a former ptb deputy ptb
• 35:18
  is that something American or ptb not border crossing or something is
• 35:23
  it I don't I'm just I'm guessing here don't know anyway sounds like a like you
• 35:27
  know on the heartstrings yeah nickel boys Matt was this one did you watch
• 35:31
  nickel boys I didn't watch nickel boys I thought it a Nickelback and I got
• 35:34
  College dreams are shattered when Elwood is sentenced to Nickel Academy a brutal
• 35:38
  reformer in the Jim Crow South okay okay that's what that's about interesting and
• 35:44
  then the two that I guess you did watch yeah substance I did watch which actually
• 35:49
  thought was a b-grade horror movie and I was surprised it was up for best
• 35:53
  picture it's it's interesting that yeah I will I will and then Wicked is number
• 35:58
  10 oh I did not watch Wicked no I guess it's not that particular award that it's
• 36:03
  up for oh sure yes well that's yes this is just the 10 best pictures Well I want
• 36:07
  to hear about best picture and I want to hear what else you watched so the
• 36:12
  substance is very good and it's actually not even what I thought it was it is at
• 36:17
  first and then so I'm I it's about a a
• 36:23
  woman a fading kind of celebrity she's like a fitness trainer she say like a
• 36:28
  show like a ' 80s kind of aerobic Style Show it's Dem Moore place the character
• 36:32
  and she's getting old and uh and they're replacing her they're looking for a
• 36:38
  replacement and she's getting fired and that and she just basically she feels
• 36:41
  [ __ ] about it and it's like and it's kind of like that whole thing it's very
• 36:45
  sad look at what she has she's not happy because she's not going to be famous
• 36:48
  anymore it's kind of like a a story about about that and then it's
• 36:53
  like what would you be willing to do to to to kind of hold on to hold just hold
• 36:59
  on to that [ __ ] Fame just a little bit longer would you be willing to
• 37:03
  inject yourself with an experimental substance that splits your your genome
• 37:08
  and creates a younger better version of you with some very extreme constraints
• 37:14
  and body horror will it make me look like Harrison Ford it make you look like
• 37:20
  Margaret it make you look like Luke Allison 2002 I'll take
• 37:25
  that but it's uh it's very intense at times yes yes it's
• 37:32
  quite the B like it's uh can just just a plot question it duplicates you it
• 37:37
  doesn't make you young correct you don't even get it well
• 37:43
  that's the thing I don't think it's it's funny in that it's like it's super Vue
• 37:48
  about how this one of the from The Prestige it's really vague about how it
• 37:52
  works even the her instructions like so she gets I don't I don't want to give
• 37:55
  too much away cuz it's it's really good but I will warn you listeners now it is
• 38:00
  very gory and to the point where I was
• 38:03
  like they got de more to do that like
• 38:07
  the [ __ ] um okay and it's very gory very violent they probably pitched it to De
• 38:14
  more as listen what would you willing to do to keep a little bit of your Fame she
• 38:21
  do this czy good stretch of this movie completely naked I was like I just I
• 38:26
  mean not that nothing wrong with that I was just surprised like that that that
• 38:31
  demore agreed to do this like all right
• 38:35
  who's the director of this it's a French woman whose Name Escapes
• 38:41
  me is that the one is it the French woman who made that movie about that
• 38:45
  chick who [ __ ] cars could be um it it wouldn't surprise me after watching
• 38:51
  this cuz that was a movie but Al the way this works is Right seven days each you
• 38:57
  get seven days each and you have to swap back or there are
• 39:00
  consequences oh wait you swap into that
• 39:04
  body no okay no I'm I think I think I thought that was how it was going to be
• 39:11
  and I'm pretty sure she thinks that's how it's going to be but no this is a separate
• 39:14
  person and so it it to me it also raises questions of like like why is she doing
• 39:20
  this but then it's it's like it's interesting okay this what satisfying
• 39:27
  I'm watching it what's that I might watch
• 39:31
  this one it's it's good one movie out of the 10 best pictures nominated I might
• 39:37
  watch okay yeah no no it's it's really good but again I will car for any
• 39:42
  listeners who are screamish it's really gory and to a degree that you might not
• 39:47
  expect watching the first half of it cuz you go oh yeah that's a bit it's a bit
• 39:51
  you know bit off pting or whatever but like no no no it gets pretty extreme up after that
• 39:57
  [ __ ] does mate at the end I was like what the [ __ ]
• 40:03
  okay mhm yeah just no spoilers but
• 40:07
  it's and what was the other one you watched oh I watched uh I watched NOS
• 40:13
  feratu oh is that the new one correct the one the Robert one Roger Edgar sorry
• 40:20
  Roger eggar not Robert Robert eggar is it Robert I was right the first time
• 40:24
  Robert egar I've got this queued up haven't watched it yet it's
• 40:29
  beautiful but boring as [ __ ] yeah that's what I sort of
• 40:33
  heard so I actually put this on the other night and watched the first two
• 40:38
  shots yeah the first the first shot I was like oh yeah with the curtains the
• 40:44
  shadow in the curtain I was like oh yeah bring it on beautifully done but I I
• 40:48
  thought to myself even after just that two and a half hours of that I was like
• 40:53
  it's going to just be more of this and there'll be a time when I'm really in
• 40:56
  the mood for that but that is not right now it's not bad or anything it's just
• 41:01
  like yeah all right come on get on with it like yeah yeah and there's shots that
• 41:07
  I'm like that's from that's from Copa Dracula did you do that on purpose or
• 41:12
  did you not know that he already did that well no veru famously just stole
• 41:18
  the plot of Dracula without this is like a mish mash of the two I think
• 41:23
  intentionally okay yeah so yeah it's very very beautiful very
• 41:29
  well sh and honestly the first half hour of it I was super into it and I was like
• 41:33
  great and then it was just like I said it's just so slow and it's just so
• 41:38
  like like slow about things that I was like this isn't the interesting part of
• 41:43
  the story stop it like yeah um Luke I know you don't care about spoilers and I
• 41:50
  don't care about spoilers for NOS for UD she [ __ ] yeah what's that yeah yeah and
• 41:56
  you see the dick no no you don't see the dick no no no no
• 42:01
  I know talk about the dick then so there is a sequence this is not spoiler
• 42:07
  everybody knows the story of Dracula Nicholas Hol plays uh the the Jonathan
• 42:12
  Harker character who's not called that because it is a it was originally a
• 42:15
  ripoff of Dracula so the characters names are completely different even
• 42:18
  though the story is very similar except the version I had as a kid on VHS I had
• 42:24
  like a like a box copy of it but it his name was like in the subtitle because
• 42:30
  it's a you know cards it's silent a silent movie but it would just said
• 42:33
  Dracula and Jonathan Harker and right yeah not K orlock so there K
• 42:39
  orock in this yeah and there's a scene where well so Jonathan Harker finds his
• 42:44
  sarcophagus opens it and he's in there naked and you do see naked Dracula and
• 42:50
  and then I read an article that said there was he was wearing a prosthetic
• 42:55
  penis and when there's a sequence where
• 42:59
  he's got Nicholas H Nicholas halt said I can feel the prosthetic penis and egas
• 43:04
  was like just go with it so I think that's I think that's what you might be
• 43:09
  referring he like it's like what's that story about
• 43:15
  the lighthouse where [ __ ] Pat patson was just like I'm just going to jerk off
• 43:20
  [ __ ] it's not in the script I know yeah and he's like looking off camera he's
• 43:25
  like Robert and Robert was like do it yeah I read was I I read some article
• 43:31
  that said like Robert eggar is into some weird [ __ ] cuz all of his movies have
• 43:35
  got something where you go yeah did that need to be in here well somebody asked
• 43:39
  him recently like are you ever going to do a normal movie and he's like no I did
• 43:43
  see an interview that said if he ever did a modern film he would have to film
• 43:48
  a cell phone and he would rather die than film a cell phone I okay that's
• 43:52
  fair yeah yeah why oh because it ruins
• 43:58
  nothing cinematic about filming a cell phone yeah kind of like that I know I'm trying
• 44:04
  to write this [ __ ] novel in the background and um just I'm not really paying attention
• 44:11
  you guys but it's set in the 90s for that exact reason because I don't want
• 44:14
  to write a cell phone either cuz as soon as somebody can have
• 44:18
  a cell phone all plots are out the window just call him it's like yeah
• 44:21
  horror movies as soon as they invented cell phones it's like why is she's got
• 44:25
  to be in the woods and there be a oh there's no reception yeah you've got to
• 44:29
  come up with a stupid reason yeah yeah any yeah nosu
• 44:35
  yeah yeah there was no fear of me watching that so as well as rob butt
• 44:40
  eggar is not doing any normal movies it also seems like sgard what's this one
• 44:46
  Simon sgard what's this what's this one bill right Bill sgard he's also not
• 44:50
  doing any normal movies where he just plays a regular human being but is that
• 44:54
  a choice or is that just what he's getting booked for seem [ __ ] creepy
• 44:58
  doesn't he his voice I so like the start of it again it was great and he's he he
• 45:02
  in this is very good as count or his voice apparently trained particularly to
• 45:07
  do like what they call it like throat singing he's got this very deeper voice
• 45:11
  and it's pretty good I was like oh like he's very he's good in it have you
• 45:17
  shadow of the vampire with um is that Nicholas Cage no no no no that's I know
• 45:23
  what you're thinking of that's the point
• 45:27
  that is good um no this is um William
• 45:31
  defo plays Max Shrek playing count
• 45:35
  orlock in the making of that movie and U
• 45:39
  Mal um FW Mo now the director but the premise is they go to Transylvania to
• 45:45
  shoot this movie and they find a real vampire and get him to be in it as
• 45:50
  himself I want to watch that it's [ __ ]
• 45:53
  great L defo is in NOS to oh of course he is right yeah because
• 45:59
  Robert eggar loves him now yeah he's the um spoilers he's the Val it's not
• 46:04
  spoiler he's a v character yeah figured again yeah he different name don't know
• 46:09
  I can't remember what it is you know what's funny when you when you watch you
• 46:12
  know Halloween the month of October last year I watched pretty much all of the
• 46:16
  Universal movies oh yeah in a [ __ ] row and they cast the same actor to play
• 46:23
  the van Hing character in every movie including actual van heling in the
• 46:28
  Dracula also just characters with different names but he's always the
• 46:33
  German SCI who comes in at the end to explain what happened sure
• 46:39
  yeah so that and alien Romulus is also up for an award uh and that's probably
• 46:46
  the one that you've seen Luke that would be the one that I've seen yeah yes I
• 46:52
  enjoyed that not best picture obviously but it's up for something I forget
• 46:55
  visual effects me why would you have movie up that people enjoyed let me look
• 46:59
  at the visual effects uh so directing yeah a bunch of people from
• 47:04
  that list yeah the people directed the movies it's five out of the compared to
• 47:09
  10 so not everyone gets one um El no foru is up for makeup and hair styling
• 47:16
  oh that makes sense um I mean it is beautiful let's not I don't I don't no
• 47:21
  is also up for production design so that that makes sense it's looks amazing ual
• 47:27
  effects alien Romulus Wicked sure makes sense
• 47:33
  sure was CGI heavy so yeah it was but not in the way you'd think there no
• 47:38
  characters usually it's this award goes to ones who make digital was
• 47:43
  [Laughter] it June 2 um and betterman which is the
• 47:49
  Robbie Williams um movie where he played
• 47:52
  by a chimp and um evidently that wasn't great choice yeah so I've got a I've got
• 47:59
  a stat here was that the problem with it it has now finished its theatrical run
• 48:04
  worldwide complete gross worldwide it made $15
• 48:09
  million um off of a production budget of 110 million now is it doesn't include
• 48:14
  marketing or anything I don't know if this is because it's the monkey thing I
• 48:18
  think it's because no one cares about think it's about the monkey I think yeah
• 48:23
  exactly like we had done this a decade ago maybe don't double the budget for
• 48:28
  marketing because we only heard about this through some articles I didn't see
• 48:32
  a lot of hype for this maybe but also it's probably we're not the target so
• 48:37
  maybe we didn't reach us but also aren't
• 48:41
  we if you're May with a monkey
• 48:45
  like come on they don't know what we specifically like that been our age
• 48:50
  group um but if you're sitting around a table and and you're like we're going to
• 48:54
  do a Robbie Williams bi pick and everyone's like care about Robbie Williams you're like
• 48:58
  probably not what if we got a monkey like yeah hear me out actually the
• 49:03
  monkey probably made it do better yeah that's what I mean like maybe the monkey
• 49:08
  is the only reason anyone went got all the way to theaters before someone went
• 49:11
  why did we do this we spent a lot of money on that
• 49:17
  monkey it just kind of got caught up in it all there was just so much coke and it
• 49:23
  just happened someone said monkey it's that we would do
• 49:27
  it yeah but I think honestly if they had done this 10 years ago when Ry Williams
• 49:33
  was more prominent and doing with I think it would have done great sure but
• 49:37
  I think everyone's just sort of forgotten about Robbie I'd watch a movie
• 49:41
  where a monkey played Robin Williams in a movie about his life I watch the [ __ ] out of
• 49:49
  that oh yeah no did you see that fake oh [ __ ]
• 49:56
  man there was a fake trailer for a Robbie Williams Robbie Robin Williams
• 50:01
  biopic oh yeah did you see that I ha those fake trailers no no no as in some
• 50:05
  guys made it they made a scene from it as like a I guess a pilot rather than a
• 50:12
  fake trailer I should say gotcha okay um and it looks great the guy does his he
• 50:18
  Nails it I'll try to find it we can maybe put it put it on socials but it it
• 50:23
  was like I want this movie I know what you mean there are a few every now again
• 50:27
  get a recommendation from YouTube about a trailer and I go oh this and and then
• 50:30
  oh no it's a it's not real and you go hang on I've seen that shot before yeah
• 50:35
  another movie they do it so well it take you a little while to actually click
• 50:38
  that it's [ __ ] annoying yeah don't do that constantly I get those because I'm
• 50:43
  like oh that [ __ ] trailer's out no it isn't I maybe you get work from doing
• 50:47
  that maybe I guess that's probably the idea right is that I guess so I've CGI
• 50:51
  these movies into a trailer for a movie that doesn't exist yeah maybe that's
• 50:56
  maybe that's good for
• 51:00
  business just yeah I can see it but stop it I'm gonna all right so you didn't see
• 51:06
  the Robbie Williams movie Luke no I did not that's weird no there is a movie
• 51:11
  there are two movies on this list I do want to see though well not on the
• 51:15
  spreadsheet that I want to see right one is that may or may not be up for Academy
• 51:20
  Awards at some I know they're not I've just read the list they're not word on
• 51:24
  that list they're not up at some point they're also not out yet oh I see yeah
• 51:27
  and actually one of them I think could be up as a contender if it does made scream
• 51:33
  [Laughter] seven no Scream one and two could have
• 51:40
  gotten Awards I I would have backed them scream is a great movie Yes Scream 2 is
• 51:46
  a great movie Scream two is a great sequ scream three is a movie it's a movie I I
• 51:52
  have a Nostalgia for it I have not seen any of the others after that I
• 51:57
  apparently have but I don't remember them but now evidently Matthew L's
• 52:03
  coming back yeah and no one knows how
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  cuz he's dead St is dead he got a [ __ ] TV dropped on his head yeah yeah
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  it was awesome yeah yeah so I mean I'm glad Matthew Lillard's still getting
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  work I I'll watch him oh Matthew L's amazing he's in Twin Peaks the return
• 52:21
  you should watch that oh [ __ ] is he okay the top of the list uh but not only is
• 52:28
  Matthew is that what you were you were trying to tell us about that once before
• 52:30
  weren't you no it's a different movie okay you just like Matthew Lillard
• 52:35
  movies I just like matth no it's a television show on Netflix good girls
• 52:38
  watch uh what's that [ __ ] punk wait which one of my punk movie Matthew
• 52:42
  Lillard's in um SLC Punk yeah SLC Punk yeah that's great but I I don't I think
• 52:48
  for them to announce it I think it's just going to be a flashback or
• 52:52
  something if it was how is he going to do a FL I guess CGI
• 52:56
  no no because that's not the only one right so so Matthew Lillard's back but
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  also they already CGI a flashback of him in in the previous one didn't they did
• 53:06
  they oh maybe but Scott Foley's back the guy who plays uh the third one yeah yes
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  the brother uh what's her what's the character's name is that a spoiler nef
• 53:16
  Campbell's character Sydney Prescott her um brother so this is why I'm thinking
• 53:20
  it's a flashback the reason why I think it's a flashback is because if it was
• 53:25
  going to be movie a thing where he comes back you wouldn't be advertising that
• 53:31
  you just let that sort of yeah is he the killer again
• 53:36
  like just had that be a shocker yeah just but him just announcing it when
• 53:42
  they Haven even started filming it's just going to be a flashback or
• 53:44
  something it's going to be CGI yeah it's gon to be I mean it is
• 53:48
  drumming up interest right because we're talking about it because it is weird
• 53:52
  it's like how the [ __ ] are these guys coming back here's the thing who are the
• 53:56
  SE these current sequels to scream Target because you didn't even watch the
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  last one and you're the only person I know who [ __ ] loves scream you know what I mean
• 54:05
  like well people must be watching him cuz I keep making him I watched I didn't
• 54:09
  think it was that good yeah I've learned my lesson no I'm not gonna like this
• 54:13
  even though it's Kevin Williams still Kevin William Williams Williamson Kevin
• 54:16
  Williams the guy he wrote the first one with right um with Wes with W yeah he's
• 54:22
  directing them now uh directed by Kevin Williamson scary movie was going to be the title
• 54:29
  of oh yes no this was going to be called scary movie that's yeah screen was
• 54:33
  called scary movie which is why scary movie is called scary movie y
• 54:37
  yeah I do love these you want have uh they got Jen Orga in them they've got
• 54:42
  Nev Campbell's back like I know still sounds good I just haven't watched them
• 54:47
  yeah it was apparently I have watched some of them I just don't remember them
• 54:51
  remember that's how good they are they got real [ __ ] they got real real [ __ ]
• 54:56
  and they come back Cox and David aretta back too right in some I got this all
• 55:02
  sounds good to me it's just probably it isn't that's why I haven't watched it
• 55:06
  yeah last one it's number six the one
• 55:10
  that has um Jack Quaid in it it's the does it the dude yeah yeah it was okay
• 55:16
  and that's the Genera one and it was okay it was perfectly fine I guess I'll
• 55:20
  watch it at some point yeah I should watch all of them and then you do a marathon
• 55:26
  yeah start with a good one oh first one's so good
• 55:32
  yeah but it Jamie Kennedy's in the first two spoilers he doesn't make it pass the second
• 55:39
  one it's Randy it's just yeah good characters
• 55:44
  good movie Rose MCW in the first one it yeah that's right Jam Kennedy was there
• 55:49
  before he went insane yeah y after he got murdered mhm you know what you know what they're
• 55:55
  doing another SE equal to the faculty oh yeah saw faculty yeah I
• 56:01
  do this about aliens right yeah like kids work out that their teachers are to
• 56:08
  be honest I think that aliens was the twist at the end um so spoilers for
• 56:13
  30-year old movie but Sor um I don't quite remember it but thanks for ruining
• 56:17
  for me Elijah would and you said Rose McGaw it's if it's not Rose McGaw it's
• 56:22
  another beautiful redhead from the 90s there were so many
• 56:26
  does that one have it was a good time what's the T1000 guy uh yes Robert
• 56:32
  Patrick he is one I think he's he's in there I think he's in there yeah
• 56:36
  Rodriguez directed it did he I think it was his first like
• 56:42
  Hollywood movie after his you know like you know rodrig man in the desert movie
• 56:48
  these days he's like I mean I guess they all are these days it's just like it's
• 56:54
  his name is no longer any guarant of anything you know oh God no God cuz I
• 56:59
  really liked the leader battle Angel but then he also did of Boba Fett that were
• 57:04
  atrocious so it's just like I just don't know at a certain point he started just
• 57:10
  making kids movies in his [ __ ] like like something like boa F I don't
• 57:16
  know if you can actually call sometimes the directors out for those television
• 57:19
  shows where they get directors in because already sure he was told what
• 57:24
  had to be in the movie but he he shot that [ __ ] chase scene he is responsible for that I
• 57:31
  can the slowest chase scene even honestly because I I like when when
• 57:37
  Desperado came out I watched it I was like this is the best [ __ ] action
• 57:39
  movie I've ever seen and then I found out it was based on a movie he made for
• 57:44
  like $1,000 down in Mexico called elachi which I went and watched and I was like
• 57:48
  [ __ ] this is great it was so inspiring as somebody who wanted to make
• 57:51
  movies I was like this is incredible but when they did that third one Once Upon a
• 57:55
  Time in Mexico was like this is [ __ ] garbage so I've got his book the re
• 58:01
  without a crew yeah yeah yeah it's on the Shelf there somewhere an old born
• 58:05
  copy of that yeah I used to have a copy of that gave away all my books at one
• 58:08
  point I gave away a lot when we moved but I kept yeah that's where when I
• 58:13
  moved overseas wish I I wish I could yeah I gave all my novels away because I
• 58:18
  was like I can always get these cheap from if I want to read them again or
• 58:21
  just read them my Kindle but certain ones like that for example the the rebel
• 58:25
  without a I was like I might not be able to find that I'll keep it I should have
• 58:29
  been more particular there's tons of books that are out of print that like oh
• 58:32
  speaking of books [ __ ] man I'm so in I'm in book two now of books of the new
• 58:36
  Sun Jean wolf you last week I was halfway through book one halfway through
• 58:40
  book you sound good I've just found out right because it's narrated by the main
• 58:45
  character right so I've just found out that he has had somebody else's Consciousness
• 58:51
  inserted into his body which now completely recontextualizes everything
• 58:56
  he told us in the first book so now I'm like want to stop reading and go back
• 59:00
  and reread the first book and then continue on again with this new
• 59:03
  knowledge like it's [ __ ] crazy [ __ ] crazy [ __ ] so into it so was it him or
• 59:10
  was it the other Consciousness that was half the [ __ ] he knows he knows
• 59:15
  because he's he [ __ ] cannibalizes he [ __ ] cannibalizes this woman that he
• 59:20
  loved body and and after taking this weird drug and it's like June it's like
• 59:27
  future but also very kind of retro and and and psychedelic sh weird and now he
• 59:32
  has all her memories as well there you go as you do I've just
• 59:37
  read this where he was locked in a dungeon in the castle she used to be in
• 59:40
  and so he knows how to [ __ ] escape from it because [ __ ] she knows how so
• 59:44
  good but he killed her no he didn't uh well he helped to
• 59:49
  commit suicide he was a torturer right he was a torturous Apprentice that's how
• 59:53
  he started and he eventually becomes emperor of the world Apprentice the
• 59:56
  sequel to that Disney movie yeah
• 1:00:01
  yeah yeah yeah um and he had to torture
• 1:00:06
  her so he let her commit suicide um because he didn't want to torture her
• 1:00:09
  and then that got him kicked out of the torturous Guild and S
• 1:00:13
  on he he he could have just stopped it's not a comedy man stop
• 1:00:19
  know it's get very full on I'm a member of the uh Screen Actor Guild oh I
• 1:00:24
  remember the torturer Guild yeah well it's funny because in have version of
• 1:00:28
  the Oscars they are the lowest Guild and other guilds like at one point he he
• 1:00:33
  gets caught by these two guards somewhere in the cast in The Citadel and
• 1:00:37
  and they go to like and they check him and he's got a letter to deliver and uh
• 1:00:42
  they're like who are you formed the torture as guil he's like okay deliver
• 1:00:45
  it but we're going to turn our backs because we shouldn't have to look at you
• 1:00:48
  like they're looked down on right in in society so you are quite I'm not for
• 1:00:54
  best quartering this year [Laughter] the the thing is though because it's
• 1:00:59
  like a it's it's set in the future but it's it's it's medieval right but it's
• 1:01:05
  it's like if it's like somebody who only has the vocabulary of a medieval person
• 1:01:11
  describes science fiction to you in the way that and one of the one of the
• 1:01:14
  reviews I was reading was like if you were to write a story about your life
• 1:01:18
  and someone from the past read it I don't know how that would happen but
• 1:01:22
  they wouldn't be told like you would mention that you had an iPhone but you wouldn't
• 1:01:26
  worked or anything you would just say I I pulled out my phone and I asked for
• 1:01:30
  directions to this place and it told me how to get there you know so it would
• 1:01:33
  seem really strange that's how I've often thought because I I do attempt to
• 1:01:39
  write things from time to time and uh I've often think like I tend to get
• 1:01:44
  caught up in details right so I'm working on I'm working on a outline for
• 1:01:47
  video game I think I've mentioned it to you guys and I get caught up in little
• 1:01:50
  details about like is this going to be accurate and that kind of stuff and I
• 1:01:52
  think probably I just don't need to do that at first you probably don't yeah but also
• 1:01:56
  third draft territory yeah right I should just get the [ __ ] story out
• 1:02:00
  and then worry about the specifics yeah um but then with like Tech stuff like
• 1:02:05
  say it's a space game I'm like I do get caught up in technical details that
• 1:02:09
  really no one gives a [ __ ] and also the characters could easily just not know
• 1:02:13
  and so I don't have to mention it well the other thing is it's a computer game
• 1:02:16
  you can just make it up yes I know I know but I'm
• 1:02:22
  like the game in the one I'm particularly focused on right now is set
• 1:02:28
  in a particular historical period in a real place and so there's certain things
• 1:02:32
  that I'm like that's being very I'd like to make sure it's isn't
• 1:02:36
  he yeah don't make that your first don't know if I've told I don't think you have
• 1:02:42
  with this one but don't don't go with that keep it simple and then when you
• 1:02:46
  get a more people that's how this started Luke it doesn't work it was
• 1:02:50
  simple and then now I got interested in it yeah and I've had to buy books to do
• 1:02:56
  research amazing for something that I'll just click next to and go where's my
• 1:03:02
  achievement no I would play it I would play your game wind out of his I would
• 1:03:07
  help I would help in your game I will play your game I just want to help nameing the
• 1:03:12
  achievements oh okay yeah that's a good idea and I'm prepared to work on the
• 1:03:16
  game with you as a tester I I do love some names of achievements and I'll give
• 1:03:21
  you ideas of games the um the one that really made me chuckle and this is old
• 1:03:26
  one but to hearken back is in Mass Effect 2 those guys with the shields
• 1:03:30
  with the slots that they look through if you snipe one in the head through that
• 1:03:35
  you get the letter box achievement yep oh that's pretty good yeah yeah I'll say
• 1:03:40
  this Luke I am mostly only interested in making pointand click adventure games and I fun
• 1:03:46
  with that okay good I'm mostly only interested in playing those so that
• 1:03:49
  that's I was like I need to because I've sometimes i' like think I'm like maybe I
• 1:03:52
  should do something no no no no no I don't care about anything else let's be
• 1:03:56
  honest yeah yeah like with those like with those like the good ones are the
• 1:04:01
  ones which are just fun so don't don't need to be super accurate because it's
• 1:04:05
  fun yeah have we not met I'm a little pedantic yeah I know but think about the
• 1:04:11
  what click Adventures games that you like no no you're abolutely
• 1:04:15
  monkey monkey historically accurate Pirate game when The Blues Brothers are
• 1:04:21
  in that alien bar and yeah oh Zach McCracken that that completely accurate
• 1:04:26
  game where you go to Mars in a in a converted win AA
• 1:04:32
  yeah I never finished that one that's one I never I never got to the end of
• 1:04:37
  yeah ah it's a great game I mean it's not it's clunky as hell but it's just
• 1:04:41
  it's like yeah it's like one of my all time you're a lot giving of games back
• 1:04:48
  then you could it's the only L well a maniac Mansion as well sorry there's two
• 1:04:52
  Lucas Arts adventure games that were on the commodo 64 so the only two I could
• 1:04:56
  play yeah yeah and Zack McCracken was just yeah myv they didn't even have to
• 1:05:01
  change any of the the loop like the um man man was just the same game as it was
• 1:05:07
  on omiga it just was had less coms in it yeah that was they were I mean they were
• 1:05:11
  smart about how they made those and uh it's actually Rob Ron Gilbert I'm pretty
• 1:05:16
  sure has a bunch of Articles just about how they had to like dial that game
• 1:05:20
  right back like they just had all these plans and and I I got to say even the
• 1:05:24
  dial back version it was [ __ ] complicated oh yeah yeah yeah too
• 1:05:29
  complicated because they didn't had they hadn't figured out and I'm sure we've
• 1:05:32
  talked about this but he he invented this thing called puzzle dependency
• 1:05:35
  charts which is how you don't get stuck in these games yeah yeah because if you
• 1:05:40
  don't [ __ ] get the letter out of the envelope in time for the [ __ ] post to
• 1:05:45
  arrive can't you can create a condition where you you are stuck forever and and
• 1:05:49
  you don't and you may not know it if it's in a pre internet era you could
• 1:05:53
  just keep playing the game forever and you'll never know that you can't finish
• 1:05:55
  [ __ ] mhm yeah if you've played for several decades
• 1:06:00
  both I can email him and he's like oh sorry mate no like keep trying you'll
• 1:06:07
  get there I think Monkey Island is the first I think monkey Island's when they
• 1:06:11
  invented or might be Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade no wait was that before
• 1:06:15
  or after monkey no Monkey Island was first surely yeah okay so I think it's
• 1:06:18
  Monkey Island was when they came based on how my memory of the graphics feel
• 1:06:22
  that and it's a flowchart of the puzzles yeah that makes sure there's no no
• 1:06:27
  orphaned branches yeah which is what the problem was before it's good quite quite
• 1:06:33
  clever yeah and yeah when Indiana Jones goes back to Giza the [ __ ] nun's
• 1:06:38
  still there sitting there on the radio yeah or you grab a stupid
• 1:06:44
  vine oh there's a the next patch we'll fix that yeah yeah specifically calls
• 1:06:49
  out that patch and my specific issue that I said where I can't get all the
• 1:06:53
  documents yeah excellent so both of our issues will be fixed next uh oh it's
• 1:06:59
  February so oh yeah and it's a short month so cuz yeah I've gone back a few
• 1:07:05
  times to try and backtrack and I'll just do something it's hard it's not easy
• 1:07:10
  backtrack you still got to jump across Vine like chasms
• 1:07:14
  and I keep dying you can't just quick travel because you can when you quick
• 1:07:18
  travel you go when you quick travel you go but when you come back you go back to
• 1:07:22
  where your last save was so I can go to other area other things in that no
• 1:07:26
  that's what I mean though so oh oh you want do stuff in yeah I can't progress
• 1:07:31
  the story which is what I want to do of course okay because it's
• 1:07:36
  mean it'll be fixed yeah then I'll finish it
• 1:07:41
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• 1:08:26
  pay ID yeah yeah America so Advanced they have to come up with these these
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  [ __ ] ridiculous solutions to just transfer money around so that's how
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  advanced we are here because your Banks don't talk to each other right yeah yeah
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  how you putting the phone number and go send this money and it's in their
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  account instantly yeah just when I thought I didn't understand
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  America the maximum amount someone's really trying to make
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• 1:09:03
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• 1:09:09
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