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Stone Cold part 2 · Cuff’s Basement

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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to the Stone Cult podcast with hosted by
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  Speaker 1: Andrew Kelly woh guest starring Ryan and his friend Tim.
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  Speaker 2: Up and right in the basement heat.
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  Speaker 3: We got it.
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  Speaker 1: That's goddamn right. So where we left off as they
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  Speaker 1: were rejoining at their wonderful biker Fortress. So Ryan, why
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  Speaker 1: don't you describe the biker fortress because you seemed amused
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  Speaker 1: by it.
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  Speaker 3: This is when this movie was going to next level.
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  Speaker 3: They arrive at what looks at first like apocalypse fortress shack,
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  Speaker 3: and there's just a bunch of bikers just hanging out,
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  Speaker 3: laughing at each other. There's just bizarrely these women showers
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  Speaker 3: in the middle of the front yard, just women naked showering,
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  Speaker 3: And just the most insane thing I think I've ever
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  Speaker 3: seen is in the middle of this montage, they just
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  Speaker 3: show a kid pushing a stroller, just walking right across
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  Speaker 3: the screen, and I was like, and he's not like
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  Speaker 3: dressed as like one of the bikers, nor does the
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  Speaker 3: stroll like it's part of the biker So I was like,
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  Speaker 3: this kid just ended up in the wrong neighborhood and
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  Speaker 3: was just like cutting through. It was the most random.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, what I legit rewound it. I was like,
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  Speaker 3: what is this kid doing here? Like it made no sense.
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  Speaker 1: And the the Walking Dead like when society has failed.
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  Speaker 1: They at some point they come across a prison that
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  Speaker 1: like survivors have taken over because it's a good spot
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  Speaker 1: to defend from the zombie apocalypse. That's what this is.
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  Speaker 1: But it's just like they legitimately have it surrounded in
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  Speaker 1: barbed wire with guard towers, and there are bikers standing
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  Speaker 1: sniper guard with guns. Where are the cops? You can
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  Speaker 1: you can't, you can't do this. You can't do it,
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  Speaker 1: And like all of these men are psychopaths. They're drunk.
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  Speaker 1: They're shooting and fighting each other and stabbing each other.
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  Speaker 1: But they're disgusting. They're fat, hairy bikers, ugly beards, and
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  Speaker 1: there's just a group shower in the middle of the
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  Speaker 1: yard of all playboy play mates. Like these women are
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  Speaker 1: gorgeous and they're not like biker chicks. They're like, you know,
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  Speaker 1: like I said last episode, Miss April nineteen eighty nine,
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  Speaker 1: what are you doing there? Where is your dad? Like
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  Speaker 1: what was your upbringing?
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  Speaker 3: Like?
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  Speaker 1: What is wrong with you? I'm just gonna share. He's
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  Speaker 1: in the Brotherhood. I'm just gonna shower here in front
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  Speaker 1: of everyone.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's a loyal environment. It's like, you know,
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  Speaker 2: a family environment. People feel safe there. Chains has built
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  Speaker 2: a culture of family and our color still run.
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  Speaker 3: Are you Are you hiring for the Brotherhood? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think. I can't remember what branch
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  Speaker 1: of the military, but there was a branch of the
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  Speaker 1: service that adopted the slogan from this movie God Forgives.
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  Speaker 1: The Brotherhood doesn't. But then but then they internally they
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  Speaker 1: were like, this is based on a neo Nazi biker gang.
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  Speaker 1: Let's let's not do this. But they are. They're Nazis.
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  Speaker 1: There's Nazi flags with Swatsika's everywhere, so it's more like
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  Speaker 1: the Arian Brotherhood. And in this hangout, Ice again says
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  Speaker 1: I don't trust to one. I think he's a cop,
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  Speaker 1: and I wrote ice equals correct. Uh, And we see
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  Speaker 1: Max's dad from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Yeah, he's
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  Speaker 1: just the sketchiest person on earth, so it's it's just
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  Speaker 1: natural to cast him as a biker. But he's one
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  Speaker 1: of the members of the gang and they're watching a bit.
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  Speaker 1: Oh sorry, go ahead, Ryan.
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  Speaker 3: He's also one year, I think one year later in
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  Speaker 3: the Red Triangle Gang in Batman Returns a Baby.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I completely forgot about that. Uh sorry. Stone shows
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  Speaker 1: up to the compound, has a gift for Chains and Andrew,
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  Speaker 1: what is the gift? Same thing I got you as
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  Speaker 1: your best man.
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  Speaker 2: Gift, by the way, bulletproof vest.
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  Speaker 1: God damn right. And then what is how does Chains
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  Speaker 1: receive it? What does he do?
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  Speaker 2: Chains? You know, Chains is a jovial guy. He's laughing,
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  Speaker 2: just having fun. He says, put on the vest. Put
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  Speaker 2: on the vest. Stone, Stone puts it on, and Chain
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  Speaker 2: shoots him and the boss goes flying back over table.
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  Speaker 2: And then this is this is probably my favorite part,
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  Speaker 2: is when the boss takes takes Chains and says, don't
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  Speaker 2: play games with me, Chains, because Stone is clearly playing
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  Speaker 2: games with him. So it's a little bit calling the
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  Speaker 2: tea kettle whatever.
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  Speaker 1: I understand the peacocking of trying to join a gang,
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  Speaker 1: and be a bad ass. But you like you can.
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  Speaker 1: You know, Slim Charles is a badass in the wire.
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  Speaker 1: He's not gonna go up and like punch Evan on
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  Speaker 1: the face to show how coffee is. That's just a
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  Speaker 1: bad idea. So I don't think Joe really knows what
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  Speaker 1: he's doing here. But you did text me don't ever
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  Speaker 1: mess with me. Changed, So I wanted you to describe
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  Speaker 1: that scene. But I did appreciate the realism of him
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  Speaker 1: being shot with the bulletproof vest because a lot of
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  Speaker 1: movies it's like you're getting shot with a paintball gun
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  Speaker 1: if you wear a bulletproof vest but this movie is like, no,
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  Speaker 1: you get rocked if you get shot with a bulletproof
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  Speaker 1: vest on, which is realistic.
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  Speaker 3: Plus, this entire has set up that anytime a person
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  Speaker 3: falls or is punched, you're getting rocketed back sixty plus
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  Speaker 3: feet easily. Yes, doesn't matter what it is. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And change is basically like, so this guy Whip is
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  Speaker 1: the he's run Is he running for governor?
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  Speaker 3: Or?
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  Speaker 1: Is he? Is he the governor?
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  Speaker 3: I believe he is the governor, right, That's what I thought.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So Whip wants to this biker that got forty
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  Speaker 1: five years in prison for murdering a priest baptizing a baby.
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  Speaker 1: He I can't believe I said that sentence. He they're like,
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  Speaker 1: we gotta kill. They're basically indicating like, oh, we gotta
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  Speaker 1: kill Whip. So Chang is like, you know what, man
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  Speaker 1: to Stone, I really like you. I want you to
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  Speaker 1: be in the gang. We're gonna kill. This is the
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  Speaker 1: governor of this of Mississippi. And then Joe says, Joe
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  Speaker 1: is Johnstone, Joel Huff, Brian Bosworth. Joe says, what's in
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  Speaker 1: it for me? Which is a very fair question, And
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  Speaker 1: do you remember the answer?
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  Speaker 3: Colors?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, colors, colors.
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  Speaker 1: Man, colors man. The jacket of the gang.
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  Speaker 2: Is why the loyalty of the gang.
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  Speaker 1: The jacket of the gang has an SS logo on it.
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  Speaker 1: Another yikes, and Chain says, if these colors hit the ground,
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  Speaker 1: even in a fight, I will peel your skin off
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  Speaker 1: with a knife. Knife dipped and shit, great line.
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  Speaker 3: That maybe you laught so hard. It was just so yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And I thought I really would love a scene of
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  Speaker 1: like Stone is leaving somewhere and he just falls off
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  Speaker 1: his motorcycle, looks like a big idiot, just stand out
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  Speaker 1: so badly.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, dunking it off afraid of Shade seeing it.
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  Speaker 1: He can't he can't even ride one. All right, Well,
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  Speaker 1: I just I just asked for Ryan's permission. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: I want Ryan to tell the story of when Ryan
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  Speaker 1: which I was totally against this because Paul talked about
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  Speaker 1: this too for a while, of like getting a motorcycle,
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  Speaker 1: and as total I just think motorcycles are I worked
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  Speaker 1: in insurance. Motorcycles are stupidly dangerous and I've gotten in
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  Speaker 1: arguments to people about it, and it's there's nothing to
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  Speaker 1: do with the motorcycle rider. Because I handled a claim
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  Speaker 1: where the motorcycle rider was one hundred percent in the right.
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  Speaker 1: They were not speeding, they were wearing a helmet, they
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  Speaker 1: have the right of way, they're being super safe. Motorcycle
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  Speaker 1: guy was zero percent in the wrong and a car
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  Speaker 1: darted out in front of him. If he was in
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  Speaker 1: a car at the motorcycle rider, he would have been fine,
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  Speaker 1: but he ended up because this dumb ass cut in
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  Speaker 1: front of him. He lost his leg and he was
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  Speaker 1: like twenty five years old. So it has nothing to
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  Speaker 1: do with how good of a motorcycle rider you are.
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  Speaker 1: People are stupid and you're just putting your life at
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  Speaker 1: unnecessary risk. But Ryan decided this is a real story
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  Speaker 1: by the way, that he was gonna get his motorcycle license.
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  Speaker 1: So Ryan, I will let you take it from here.
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  Speaker 3: Sure. Yeah. So there was a training class based in Framingham.
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  Speaker 3: When you finished the class and you can get your license,
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  Speaker 3: they actually will test you that day. It's like Bounty
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  Speaker 3: Hunter School and King of the Hill. So I did
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  Speaker 3: the training class and test and completely butchered it. I
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  Speaker 3: could not, for the life of me think about it
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  Speaker 3: now and still can't wrap my head around it. The
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  Speaker 3: controls of the bike in terms of handling, throttle, everything
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  Speaker 3: could knock get my head around it. And everybody else
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  Speaker 3: in this class clearly had been riding for sometime. So
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  Speaker 3: I think I fell over on the bike maybe four times,
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  Speaker 3: and it's very heavy, just the heads up. So uh,
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  Speaker 3: they were like okay, And the guy was an absolute saint,
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  Speaker 3: and he was just like he's like hey man, He's
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  Speaker 3: like hey, you know, it's like I just don't think
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  Speaker 3: this is going to work. And I was like, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you're right. He's like, yeah, I don't. I don't think
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  Speaker 3: you should ever do this.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, don't don't ever ride a motorcycle.
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  Speaker 1: We don't want to give you a license.
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  Speaker 3: And you know, I was like, I was like, that's
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  Speaker 3: I said. I'm learning that lesson the hard way. He's like, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: what are you gonna do? No worries. They very nicely
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  Speaker 3: do the credit. Didn't have to do this, but gave
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  Speaker 3: me my money.
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  Speaker 1: Back, which was they could.
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  Speaker 3: Have been like, you wasted your own time, it's your
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  Speaker 3: own fault. They very kindly called me after, okay, we'll
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  Speaker 3: give your money back. They probably were more like, just
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  Speaker 3: don't get on the bike. We'll give your money back.
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  Speaker 3: Just on a bike.
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  Speaker 2: But uh, lesson learned and spurred you to do it.
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  Speaker 1: Like what did you just know?
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  Speaker 3: It was twenty It was summer of twenty eighteen or seventeen.
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  Speaker 3: I had heard about it and I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: something I always wanted to do. My dad rode one
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  Speaker 3: when he was younger and then got one in like
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  Speaker 3: his mid forties and then rode for like ten years.
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  Speaker 3: So I was like, okay, why not? And then I
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  Speaker 3: don't know what. I just saw the class. The class
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  Speaker 3: was I think it was only like three hundred bucks.
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  Speaker 3: It wasn't bad, so I was like, Okay, getting the
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  Speaker 3: permit is literally just like a written test, like you
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  Speaker 3: would like a like a regular license test. Once you
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  Speaker 3: were a permit, by the way, you can ride on
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  Speaker 3: your own.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So it's like I was like, oh, this must not
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  Speaker 3: be meeting, like, this must not be that hard, right,
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  Speaker 3: there's gonna let you do it. So yeah, which was
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  Speaker 3: probably the obviously the wrong lesson to learn there, but yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, I think about that. I don't know why.
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  Speaker 3: It was like, oh, it should be cool to do
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  Speaker 3: and the class and only a weekend, so it was
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  Speaker 3: like a huge commitment. And that was of course completely
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  Speaker 3: not thinking about, yes, you should be riding and practicing
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  Speaker 3: on your own, like oh, they'll teach me to ride
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  Speaker 3: and I'll be fine. They'll give you a license in
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  Speaker 3: five hours. Yeah. Yeah, so that's an idiocy and haven't Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: My dad did it too, like he was practicing in
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  Speaker 2: the backyard, like and I remember like he was trying
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  Speaker 2: to get a permit or so he was practicing and
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  Speaker 2: the bike kept he kept like falling over, and I
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  Speaker 2: remember like I would go out and like help lift
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  Speaker 2: the bike, and I was like, why are you doing this?
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  Speaker 2: I don't remember it was like I want to I
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  Speaker 2: want to learn how to do it. And I was like, okay,
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  Speaker 2: likes heavy. Yeah he learned. Yeah, I think he got
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  Speaker 2: the I think he got the permit, not the license.
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  Speaker 2: And Rent said like, I think you can ride with it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so but it was.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't like all the time riding after that, just
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  Speaker 2: like recreational.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's it. I just yeah, sorry, I think
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  Speaker 1: it's idiotic. Also, if you think Sons of Anarchy, maybe not,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to say it's a bad show because
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  Speaker 1: I love the cast of Sons of Anarchy. There's a
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  Speaker 1: lot of really good actors in it. If you think
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  Speaker 1: Sons of Anarchy is cool, like the Gang is cool,
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  Speaker 1: Jacks is cool. You ever had like a Sons of
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: Belichick shirt? You are a loser. Loser I talk about
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  Speaker 1: WAF people like WAF people would love Sons of Anarchy.
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  Speaker 1: You are a complete I remember I was like, I
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  Speaker 1: heard this show is really great. There's lots of great
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: actors in it. I watched the first episode and there's
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  Speaker 1: a scene where some random dude just gets on Jackson's
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  Speaker 1: bike in the parking lot. It's like, oh, look, I'm
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  Speaker 1: on this boy to his girlfriend and then Jackson's like,
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  Speaker 1: don't ever sit in another man's bike, and I thought,
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  Speaker 1: I'm never gonna watch this again. That's the stupidest thing
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  Speaker 1: I've ever seen. Anyways, that was.
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  Speaker 3: You doing that. You were the guy in the bike.
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  Speaker 3: That is you? That is you.
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  Speaker 2: Ah.
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  Speaker 1: So after Joe.
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  Speaker 3: Like, what is anybody from this movie in Sons of Anarchy?
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  Speaker 1: I don't think so.
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  Speaker 3: Then they made a huge mistake like what are we doing?
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  Speaker 1: Like, yeah, I don't think so. It's kind of it's
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  Speaker 1: kind of too big of a gap really. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: like Ron Pearlman is old, but everybody in Sons of
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  Speaker 1: Anarchy is kind of one of the dudes that I
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: think is in Sons of Anarchy that was in Brave Heart,
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: is in the new season of House of the Dragon,
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  Speaker 1: that like Scottish guy that has a scar in his face.
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  Speaker 1: You'd recognize him Ryan.
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  Speaker 3: Yes he was. Yes, he's ind a lot of stuff. Actually, yeah, yeah, you.
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  Speaker 2: Think I was gonna say, do you think this is
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  Speaker 2: like one of the worst gangs you could join? Spiker
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  Speaker 2: gang like in like, I don't know that Ax cult.
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  Speaker 2: That's more of a cult from Cobra. I don't want
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  Speaker 2: to join that either. But this is like a gang
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  Speaker 2: I don't like.
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  Speaker 1: You know, if you want to get really intense, there's
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  Speaker 1: you know, liberation armies in like the Congo where they
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  Speaker 1: make you, they give you a gun, they make you
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  Speaker 1: like kill a kid. I mean, sure, I'd rather do
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  Speaker 1: this biker gang. But but no, this biker gang is terrible.
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  Speaker 3: They lost their spirit. They originally were about one thing
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  Speaker 3: and now they're about another. The Axe Cult just seemed
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  Speaker 3: to like to cheer around fire, so they probably would
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  Speaker 3: be a little bit easier to get into.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I forgot about Yeah what I'd rather be in
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  Speaker 1: the biker gang and the Axe Cult. They were in
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  Speaker 1: Cobra where they were too serious. They didn't party. They're
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  Speaker 1: more about like Satan than anything.
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  Speaker 3: Do anything like the one him they ever showed them.
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  Speaker 3: They were just all running in a circle, like.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, chanting around fire is the way you described that.
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  Speaker 1: This fucking genius so Stone, after he falls off his motorcycle,
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  Speaker 1: he gets up and he starts acting all tough, and
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  Speaker 1: I realized he just pissed his pants, but he just
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  Speaker 1: plays it off like it didn't happen.
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  Speaker 3: That's the story of me riding.
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  Speaker 1: We'll see you the embarrassed embarrassment.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: Do you think the motorcycle it looks like Stone's riding
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: a tricycle. To me, he's way too big. He's just
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: so big for the Blake, It's like he's little.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's jacked.
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: That might have been I think. So.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: I actually this movie happened in real life and I
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: googled it and it happened in real life after the
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: movie came out. So there's a famous story. It's a
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: book called Under and Alone, and it's about an actual
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: ATF agent named William Queen who infiltrated the Mongols Motorcycle Club.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: But this was in like nineteen ninety eight, so this
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: actually happened but after and it had a better end result.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: But the next party they did in real life. So
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: in real life they suspected this guy, William Queen, was
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: a cop, so they asked him to kill a guy
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: and they the ATF, the government staged it so it
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: actually looked like he did kill the guy, which is
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: like sod was the government? Like where agents? Like, what
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: do we do? Somebody's like I know just what to
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: do and they just pop in a VHS of Stone Gold.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: I don't know, but we should do this.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, they just ship off the guy and they
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: don't supervise him for like a period of time. It's
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: just like we're gonna sending a plane and yeah, just
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: please don't come back.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: Well, so so change to explain to the listeners, Chains
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: tells Joe or Stone as a test, we need you
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: to kill a guy and you'll recognize him because he
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: has a spider web tattoo on his ear. I really
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: enjoyed the way Stone goes about confronting him in a club.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: And this this dude, he's a biker kind of he's
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: like a drug dealer. He might be, I don't know,
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: but he's gross. He looks like a rat and he
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: has long, greasy hair, and he's like coked up in
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: a club and he's with his girlfriend, who is beautiful.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: Of course, of course he's just a tent. She's like
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: Denise and Roadhouse, who's the most beautiful woman of all time.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: But do you remember like how this goes down in
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: the club when he confronts the spiderweb bear tattoo guy.
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: He's like, people are like celebrating because the guy did
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: a good job dancing in the club, and then he
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: gets over insists of the bar next or he stands
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: at the bar next to Stone and so I'm like, man,
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: that was really like incredible, like you did an amazing job,
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: Like you're so good at this. And then the guy
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: realized that Stone is messing with him, so he's like,
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: what's this all about? Man, He's like, should take about
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: and he's like okay, and then Stone just crushes his
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: head to the bar like three times. This guy is
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: also the guy he's doing this too, is not large.
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: So he just murdered.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: He just murdered this guy. There's no way he survived this.
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: And the guy is just like, oh, come on man,
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: and then they just he just carries them out unconscious
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: and he's like, hey, everyone, nothing to see here, and
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: he just like walks right out. Yeah.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: Stone looks really good in the club. You know, he
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: had his he had his hair done, he had his
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: club look. You know that was yeah, Stone Stone giving
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: it to the the people.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: I mean, let's call a spade a spade. He's he's
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: an attractive Man's.
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: Stone hot, not Stone cold?
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: Oh Ryan? And yeah. Yeah. So basically they're like the
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: the FBI just takes this man and ships him away
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: and then they cut an ear off of a corpse
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: and they bring it to a tattoo plar parlor and
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: somebody tattoos is spider web on it and then Stone
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: just comes back and throws the ear at them as
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: like here you go, and Chane says, basically, I told
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: you to Ice, like Stone's legit, I still doesn't believe him. Next,
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: there is a member of the gang named Tool. They'll
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: notice a theme with these just really short, simple noun names.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: And the Italian Mafia is a rival of this biker
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: gang and they essentially blow up Tool.
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Is there any way to describe it other than that.
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, The biker gang is collecting on the mafia's block
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: and the Mafia is like, please stop doing this, So
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: they throw a grenade, the Mafia grenade in broad daylight
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: at Tool and blow them up. Yeah.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Afterwards, Tool obviously almost dies. He should be dead,
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: but he's like horribly disfigured his face. Yeah, yeah, you
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: got like limbs blown off. He's in the hospital and
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: gotta say, the brotherhood they show up for Tool in
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: this moment. They all go to the hospital and Tools like,
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: you know, I want to die, please kill me, and
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Chains points out your Penis was not injured, like legitimately,
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: it's like that's you know, not all is lost. And
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: then they give him Jack Daniels, a pizza and a
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: woman like forcefully as property. So that's not good, but
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: uh they still you know, it's a nice gesture for
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: your injured friend, Cuffs.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: If you're ever going through something, Cuff like, I can
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: show up and give you that same speech.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: If you show up in my hospital then with Jamison,
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: pizza and a hot prostitute. I'm like, I'd be like,
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: thank you, Andy, I mean what else? What else is
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: there to say?
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: And Andy's saying what Shane says to that woman and
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: would be unbelievable to hear.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Oh, then this is this if I was in the
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: FBI here so as revenge. This the guy who blew
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: up tools named Dmiti. So the other Italian mobsters are
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: at dinner and Chains and Stone show up with a
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: gift and it's Dmiti's severed head. So it's like, hey, Stone,
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: so report back on your mission. Yeah it went good today.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: So we were like, we showed up, we talked to
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: the Italian mob We had Dumiti's severed head in a box,
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: and we gave it to him. Wait a minute, what
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: you were physically carrying a severed head today? It's like, yeah, undercover.
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I had no clue. Yeah, I just didn't know.
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: So you're in this case and you're not paying attention.
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: That's good. Uh.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: And the and the Italian mob is so intimidated by
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: this that they're just like, okay, we'll be cool now.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: I didn't really get that.
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I think that it was the idea
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: of like we were we're already insane. We will go
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: far than you will go. Like you think you're upping
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: the ante. You can't. Again, we're we're thinking about this
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: more than the writers are. But I think it's kind
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: of how the visual was going.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think this was when they introduced the PTO
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: P deal.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: So what the fuck is P twop? Why are they
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: calling it that.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: It's a newer it's a better version of PSP? I
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: don't know. Is it one of those yes system?
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: Is that just like one of those drugs that people,
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Oh it is P two P math is a highly
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: potent synthetic form of math pedal to propa, known meth amphetamine. Okay,
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: it's math, Okay, good.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: To know yeah, you gotta know these things cuff.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: Sorry sorry, I mean I'm not as tight with ice
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: as you are. And uh, the the the governor whip
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: is like the brotherhood this biker getting is out of control.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: They're you know, they're having you know, explosions with the
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: Italian mafia in the street. So I'm gonna call in
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: the National Guard. So Change's response is to kidnap and
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: murder two National guardsmen in cold blood. And I wrote
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: there'd be a lot of heat on Chains for this.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: Have you kidnapped a member two members of the military
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: while they are serving in uniform and murder them.
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: It's it's just like this is where it's like, Okay,
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: this whole thing is not gonna go well, it's just
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: like this is not gonna This is where they's not losing.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: Like Chains knows what he's doing, guys.
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: I mean, based on the ending, it's kind of like
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: he kind of did it kind of did And also
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: I think maybe he thought he would be ruler of
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: the Earth. By the way of ending, it just seemed
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: kind of weird. But this is when this is when
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: Gut is like, hey, man, like that's not what this
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: is about. Like those guys had nothing to do with this.
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: And then also, we haven't talked about her since because like,
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: like and he said, a lot of the characters just
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: vanished for a while and don't really come back until
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: they're needed. But uh uh, his girlfriend, Nancy, who he
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: called cockroach earlier.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this girlfriend, she's like, this is too.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: Far for us, Like, we don't do this, like just
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: killing innocent guys and.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: Says, yeah. Gut's like, I'm all down for this gang,
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: but I don't want to kidnap and murder in cold
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: blood two members of the military just doing their duty exactly.
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So he's like, I'm gonna leave. So he's like,
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: get on your bike and leave and start your bike.
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: And then Chains puts guts hand through the bike wheel
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: spokes and lose his fingers, and I was like, oh no.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: He says, God forgives, but the Brotherhood doesn't. That's what
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: what Joe says in response to Gut getting his fingers
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: chopped off by his motorcycle, which you can never ride
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: a motorcycle again if you don't have fingers, right, that's
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: it up. That's that's messed up.
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: But we also actually even before that happens, the soldiers.
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: Ice before that is like, hey, chains mine, which maybe
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: makes sense because he kills the soldiers after it, but
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: he's like, you are not listening to me. This guy
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: is a cop. There's just no other everything here is
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: a cop. He is a cop. And Chang's like, you're crazy, man.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just like h sorry, Ice like yeah, please please,
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: I've been telling you this entire movie. He is obviously
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: a cop, obviously, and uh, there's a point where what
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: is he doing He's getting lunched with Nancy, right or
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: does he like like Stone kisses Nancy and is like
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: why don't you run away with me? Or something?
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: Right? Yes, because I think after they killed the military,
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: she's kind of standing on a round because she's like, oh,
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: this is escalated too much for me. He comes back
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: from one of his disappearances and he's like what are
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: you doing and she's like, I don't know. That's when
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: they kiss random, Like.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: I don't I don't get I don't get his attraction
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: to her or her one eighty at all because the
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: first half of the movie, and she explains her backstory,
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: she was like a run a teen runaway who was
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: taken in by a meth adult biker gang passed around
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: like a doobie. I mean, she must have had sex
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: with every member of this game, and now she's like
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: a totally rational, well adjusted person who's like, you know what, Ever,
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: since we killed those National guardsmen, like I realize this
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: is not good, I think. And then Stone is also like,
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: you know, I guess he's just doing it for the
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: for the mission quote unquote, like, uh Andy had a
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: fucking killer line he texted me. Listening to the pod
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: you going to knockouts by accident? Is Richard Gear asking
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: her prostitute just for directions and pretty woman? So Stone
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: kissing Nancy just for the mission is kind of the
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: same thing.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what does Chane says? He says that Stone, He's like,
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: he'll either be the biggest pork chop I've ever eaten
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: or my bulldozer. What does that mean?
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: Like, I can't tell you.
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: If he betrays me, I will horribly kill him, or
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: if he is what he has been showing me he is,
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: he'll be like my number two forever, my earner.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: Okay, Oh I forgot to I forgot to mention this earlier.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: Chains calls a connection he as of the police which
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: he would have one like that's very normal for a
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: gang to have a corrupt cop. And you're just like, hey,
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: is this guy Johnstone a cop? Here's a picture of him.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: And they're like, yeah, we'll get back to you in
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: a day or two. And then in a day or
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: two we haven't gotten here yet. They call back and
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: they're like, yeah, he's a cop. So it wasn't really
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: that hard.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: But they're like proceeding with this like meth deal with
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: the Italians, Like, maybe you should get that information back
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: before you do anything further.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: So he's getting like he's had a diner or something
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: with Nancy Stone. He's like, hey, I gotta go for
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: a while, but I can't tell you what I'm doing,
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: but I'll be back later. And he goes and meets
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: up with Lance, and who sees him talking to Lance Ice?
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: Ice Ice, Ice Baby. So Ice knows I was correct
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: this entire time.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: And he loves it. He loves it, He loves.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: It, And and the ensuing chaos, Ice immediately kills several cops. Yeah,
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: blows up a car with the machine gun, which was amazing.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: There's like a long motorcycle chase between Stone and Ice
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: and I wanted to talk about the end result, but
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: any thoughts on the chase itself or any color to
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: add there?
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: Best in peace?
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: Ice?
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: Well, I honestly love everything about Ice. He was right
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: this entire time. Ice is the last words he gets
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: in a horrible accident and he's dying, He's covered in
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: burns and blood, and Stone walks up to him, and
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: Ice is the strength for one last quick sentence and
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: his what he says is fuck you cop. Yeah. Ice
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: was right.
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: Ice was right.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: Uh So Nancy is back in Chains's bedroom, gets a
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: call from the cop and I was like, oh, yeah,
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: Johnstone is a cop. His name is Joe Hop. He
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: lives in Alabama. This is what he looks like. This
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: is his address. It was very easy to find out.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah's undercover kick.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: Paste up. Yeah, hey, I found a badge in your
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: pocket that says Joe Hoff on it.
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: Oh I took it from a cop. I beat him
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: up and took it.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: You see why does he have your picture on it?
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: Do you see that? Nancy is hesitating, like what do
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: I do here? My next note is I fucking love
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: ICE's funeral, Love Ice Viking funeral for Ice. Ryan. I'm sorry, Andy,
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: please describe ICE's funeral.
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: So they get ICE's body somehow, I like did a
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: double tick. I was like what. So they get his
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: body and they position it on a motorcycle and then
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: everyone just kind of drinks and then what do they
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: set it on fire? They explode the body.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: Yes, like a fighting funeral.
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: They spray it with like gas whatever, and then they throw.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: But they're just partying to like a taxidermy version of
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: their friend.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: I mean, I think taxidermyt is even optimistic. I think
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: that they just got his corpse. They propped it up
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: on a motorcycle in the middle of their fortress yard
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: and they're all just doing meth and drinking and shooting guns.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: And then they light his corpse on fire. Awesome, fiking funeral.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: I have a note, Ryan, what have you visited Andy
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: alone in San Diego and he said like, Hey, my
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: friend is having a party. If you want to go,
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: And you're like, yeah, great, And you show up and
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: it's ICE's funeral.
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: What do you do?
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: What your Yeah.
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: You can't leave. That's number one. If you leave, then
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: you know something's up. Hey, this guy signed up for this.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: That's my theory, and it's it's revealed shortly after this
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: that Gut is still in the gang. The guy whose
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: fingers they chopped off is still in the gang.
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: Poor Gut nowhere to go.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: And uh, Nancy knows he's a cop, and they and
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: Joe Cold Johnston Cold. Yikes, John Stone, I'm mixing this out,
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: John Stone, Joe Stone Cold. He's like, hey, I can't
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: explain to you the backstory, but I have a mack
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: truck of myth. Would you like would you like to
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: buy a mack truck of meth? And Chains is like,
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: you know what, I would like to buy a mack
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: truck of myth. It's ready right now. So they do
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: this deal and they go to a dock and there's
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: an undercover FBI agent who starts haggling with with Stone
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: about the price, and then Stone kills him. They staged
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: the death, which again I'm really starting to think that
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: the ATF was just like, no, we're good. We watched
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: we watch Stone Cold in real life, same beats. So
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: this this this FBI agent died quote unquote, but he
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: was pretending to be a drug dealer, and the cops
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: are supposed to follow the truck, but like, I didn't
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: understand why this went so poorly? Chains basically takes a
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: right turn instead of a left turn, and the cops
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: are like, whoa, where did they go? What is going on?
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Like they are bewildered by this, and Joe's like.
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: Somewhere else, That's why the deal was supposed to happen,
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: somewhere else. And then Chain's derailed the deal.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: Yes, and Owns thought, this is my deal. Change and
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: he's changed, and He's like, well, I have to change
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: things up. And then Joe says, to some lady was
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: sitting on his motorcycle during this conversation, he was get
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: off my horse. I thought that was pretty bad ass
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: calling it a horse. Yep, And he meets up with
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: Lance and Lance is like, so wait a minute, so
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: there's now a truckload of meth on the street, like
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: we did. He gave also, why did they use real
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: meth for this deal?
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: That's when Lance realized that Stone is a bad cop,
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: like he's bad at that job, like he's this is
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: why he was suspended.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: And uh, Joe said, not only that, they just said
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: they're implementing crack the whip, which means they're going to
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: kill the governor whip. So he was like shit, and
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: Joe says, I have to go back alone, and the
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: FBI is like, okay, that makes sense. What Lance.
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: Lance also makes the brilliant point again Stone when the
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: deal goes sour and he's like to change, like what happened?
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: And Chang's like, I gotta do what I gotta do.
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: He just leaves. So if I'm changed, I'm like, yes,
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: you are a cop, Like why did you just leave now?
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: Like I know when you're mad at me, but like
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: you're part of this gang, right, Like why do you
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: just leave? So then when Lance goes back, Lance is like, well,
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: now he thinks you're a cop. Like there's no way
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: he doesn't you You just walked out of there and
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: left after the deal went bad, like they definitely think
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: you're a cop now. And so I's like, no, we're.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: Good, No, we're good. Don't worry about it. Man, He's so.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: Joe then follows Stone Johnstone, Joe Huff follows the truck
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: of meth, shoots with like a handgun while on a motorcycle,
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: shoots the trailer hitch and detaches it from the truck
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: driving it, which is impossible. Then the truck of meth
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: goes off into a gas station and explo.
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: Loads huge explosion, huge.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: Okay, so let's recap. We made a real truckload of
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: meth before the FBI. We lost it and it's not
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: on the street. It exploded. We also completely decimated like
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: a city block and a gas station, and we arrested.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: We arrested zero people.
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: Also, one of the culprits who the police were involved
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: in the chase killed, their body vanished.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: And Joe was seen by the drivers shooting the truck
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: of meth. And then he shows up at the biker
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: Fortress the next day in the daytime and I'm like,
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: what is he doing? Yeah, yeah, so he said. He said,
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: They're like, hey, Joe, what's going on? Chains really wants
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: to see you. Sorry, hey, John hay Stone, Change really
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: wants to see you. And he's like okay. And then
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: she Dane says betrayal as a bitch, And you think
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: Nancy ratted him out, but Nancy actually never said he
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: was a cop. And it's who is it that comes
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: back from the dead somehow. I don't know where he
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: came from. I thought he was in prison. It's the
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: spider spider ear tattoo guy yep.
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: Guy.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: So he's, like I told, he starts mocking Stone. I
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: was like, this guy's obviously dead. So Chains instead of
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: you know, cause like I thought, sorry, go ahead.
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: I was gonna say I thought the girl routed him out.
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: That's how closely I watched this movie. I thought, I
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: wrote the notes that the girl basically told him that
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: he was a cop. But no, it was it was
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: a spider. Yeah, you're right. I remember him showing up
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: and saying, whatever he thought, you got rid of me.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, perhaps it was their romantic connection. But you know
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: in the Sopranos they talk about how whenever you don't
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: get murdered like a James Bond, you nobody tells you
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: their plan. It's like your friends come up to you
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: smiling and then everything goes black and you're shot in
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: the back of the head. So they should just immediately
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: kill Stone in every way. But instead Chains turns and
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: shoots Nancy to death. And I thought, for sure, oh,
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: she's like wearing the bulletproof vest. There's gonna be a
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: callback to that. Nope, she's dead. Nancy's just dead. Yeah,
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: So so then they decide, you know what's Stone, because
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: you know you're a rat and you're a cup. We're
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: gonna keep you alive for this whole mission, and we're
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: gonna bring you along as like a hostage, and we're
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: gonna assign guys to watch you to make sure you
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: don't escape, and you're gonna be there the whole time.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, why not kill him? Why kill Stone?
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: I had to look up after the fact, like why
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: is Stone alive on the helicopter?
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: Like what's he doing?
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: What happened? Like how is he not dead? Like I
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: didn't know.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: I have just no idea.
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: They were going to use him as like the bomb.
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: They were going to drop him with the bomb attached
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: onto the capitol.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: Why why this?
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: I could not believe the movie went to this scale
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: after like I'm not kidding you, Like I was like,
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: holy shit, this is gigantic. I was like, and that's
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: what I said. I think the ending plan is that
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: Chains thought you'd become ruler of the known earth, Like
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: that was like his plan, because like this, this plan
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: is so insane. You would have so much military and
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: like government and police on you. You could never follow
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: through on this.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: Ever, Yeah I did. Well. I will say to give
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: the movie a little bit of credit to be that
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: the guy and Duck and Donut's arguing that The Patriot
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: is a good film. So they changed does play Russian
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: Roulette with Stone, and Stone survives the Russian Roulette. So
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: James is like, all right, that's the universe telling me
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: to keep you alive. And I do respect that they
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: portray Stone is very afraid in this moment because he
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: does think he's going to die, because why would he not. Yeah,
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: then you know, Lance Hendrickson doesn't look like the Lence
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: Hendrickson I know in this movie. He's he's like long,
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: greasy hair, he is a beard, he looks like a biker.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: And then they cut to him looking like Lence Hendrickson,
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: clean cut, clean shaven dress as a Catholic priest, and
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: I thought, cannot wait to see where this is going.
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: I was.
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: I was like, this must have infuriated him to cut
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: his hair. The change not change.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he betray He's dedicated to crack the whip. So
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: they they are going to their so basically, also, I
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: kind of appreciated the the logic of this isn't just
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: stupidity where they're like, let's have another trial where we
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: re sentenced this guy, the guy who killed the priest
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: who was sentenced to forty five years in jail whip.
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: The governors trying to get him sentenced to death, so
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: instead of just having another trial, because it like that
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: would make no sense in real life, but you know,
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: why would the movie care. They actually show that. It's
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: like being appealed to the Supreme Court and it's guarded
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: by bodyguards, metal detectors, and Chance just walks in there
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: with like a fucking machine gun in his pocket. But
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: they go, oh, father, you set the metal detector off.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: And he's like rosary beads and they're like, oh, yeah,
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: that makes sense. Okay, So they Max's dad from It's
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: Always Sunny. I don't know his character name. Do you
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: know his character name?
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: I don't know his character name. Yeah, he was like
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: a former military god.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah. But he's like, you know, there's a guy that's
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: actively in the army who's friends with Max dad because
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: Max dad used to be in the army and I
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: was in this motorcycle gang. So he goes to his
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: buddy in the army and he's like, I know, you know,
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: we're doing illegal shit. We're a gang, and you get that.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: But I'll kick you some money if you give us
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: like a military hall helicopter and nine hundred guns. And
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: then he's like, yeah, sure you. How how do you
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: get to steal a military helicopter?
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: Goose?
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: That's good to know, ironic based on his death. So
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: they so Goose steals a military helicopter, and they decide,
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: just like James Bond, we are going to tie you
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: up Stone in this helicopter. We have brought another person
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: on the helicopter solely to watch you the entire time.
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: And we're just doing this just to fuck with you
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: and make you see all of this. And they're flying
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: above the capital. What is it? Is it Jackson? Is
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: it Jackson, Mississippi?
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: That's the capital.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so I think they're in Jackson. They're flying over
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: the courthouse and I'm like, just throw stone, just throw
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: Stone out of the helicopter.
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: They're in Alabama, right, No, think Mississippi.
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: Alabama, but this is in Mississippi.
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, got it.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: And I'm the one drinking Andy, Just throw Stone out
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: of the helicopter. What what are we doing? What are
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: we doing? But he's still and the way he's tied up,
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: he's doing a bolt double bicep. They tied them up
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: in a double bicep pose, and I'm like, yeah, they're gay.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: They they are attracted to him. There's no other reason
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: to do this. And he's so fucking muscular he bought.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: He flexes his biceps and snaps the row to the helicopter,
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: freeing himself. And if you if you are in a
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: helicopter and you decide to fight everyone on board, you
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: are all dead. The helicopter is crashing. There's no scenario
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: where this helicopter is not crashed. But they have so
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: what I don't understand the plan of the bomb. What
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: was the plan of the bomb? Because Chance is hoping
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: to get out of there, right, I.
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: Think it was meant to be a distraction to bomb,
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: take the attention away and go from there. So I
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: think that's why.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sort of like in Die Here with a Vengeance,
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: they want to distract with the terrorist threat so they
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: can steal they can rob the four the Federal Reserve exactly.
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, smart.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: Stone manages to Jesus Christ, Chucky Stone manages to get
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: the bomb out of the helicopter, throws it out a helicopter.
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: It explodes with the guy that's the guy who was
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: on the helicopter with him. He explodes with the bomb.
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: He puts it in the guy's shirt and kicks him
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: off the helicopter and that guy is liquefied in mid air. Yeah.
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: I want to say that from here on out, you
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: may have thought that this movie's kind of ridiculous, but whatever.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: It's like it's like kind of typical stupid action movie.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: And I was almost a little disappointed, like, oh, I
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: thought this would be more ridiculous from here on out.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: This is dialed up to about a twelve out of ten.
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I almost was like, did someone else take
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: over this movie? After he realized, wait a minute, this
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: is not big enough, because I'm like, what is this
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: from It's just so it just completely changes. It's so insane.
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: I just don't think this would ever happen now, No.
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: You would that even though shot just a helicopter, like
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: being like ten feet off the street and going through
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: a crowd of people, you would never see now you
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: would never say that.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, because there's so much like the shootout in
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: the courthouse, which we'll get to. There's just so much
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: nowadays where i'd like terrorism, mass shootings. I mean this
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: is ten years before nine to eleven. So yeah, and
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: also like this does not have what I miss about
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: movies like this. I could just enjoy them without it
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: being tied to politics, where nowadays it's like if this
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: came out, would would this be? Like I feel like
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: everything now is like this is a mega movie and
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: mega people love it, and I just don't want to
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: deal with that. Can we just enjoy stupid action movies
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: about dudes killing bad people without it being like politicized
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: in any way?
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you said, right, you said Citizen Vigilante was
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: really good?
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: What is that?
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry? The U Bowl movie starring Army Hammer.
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: I I have not seen that.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: No, No, that looks like the biggest piece of shit
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: of all time. Uh you never talked a E Bowl? Yeah? Yeah,
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: that guy. Do you know think he boxed a critic?
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: Do you know about that?
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: Remember that? Yeah?
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Army Hammer?
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: No. No, So there's this directory named I think it
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: might be Yui Bowl? Is that how you say it?
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: I called it? Is that how it said? Yeah?
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it's Yu Bowl Yue Bowl. But
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: he's a director and he's known as like the worst
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: director of all time. He's made I don't know how
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: he keeps getting work, but he's made some of the
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: worst movies of all time. And he challenged a film
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: critic to a like a charity boxing match, and they
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: actually did it. This was like twenty years ago. But yeah,
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: so this is maybe my favorite part of the movie.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: Chane's just sitting there as a priest in the trial
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: and the Supreme Court decides, we are overturning the verdict.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: We are going to sentence this man to death, or
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: we're overturning the sentence, not the verdict, and Chaans notices
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: that the guy who was an FBI agent during the
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: drug deal, who was killed on the dock, who was
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: actually faking it and had like blood squibs under his chest.
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: He sees that guy. So he realizes, oh shit, that
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: guy didn't actually die, he was an FBI agent, and
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: he's not pleased. I would say.
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: It's the best acting in the entire movie. Like when
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: that guy sits down and they just cut to Lancenrick's
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: in his face. I just started laughing. He just looked
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: so irate, he just looked so so bad.
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, So the first thing he does he pulled
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: when he pulls out his gun is he says to
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: that guy, this time is for real, asshole, and then
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: just annihilates. That's all.
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: The guns are huge in this last sequence, like no
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: one has a normal sized weapons.
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: Like space guns. They're insane with a.
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: Flat it's like three feet each gun three feet long.
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: And then Chains proceeds to kill everyone in the courtroom
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: and all of the Supreme Court members kills them all.
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: Like I said, planning to rule the earth after this.
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: That has to be the plan.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, Like, like I can't even imagine. This is you
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: know five stars in Grand Theft Auto when there's tanks
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: and jets constantly coming after you no matter.
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: What you do.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: And they show they show a truck like a like
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: a Mac truck backs through a window in the courthouse
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: and when they open the back of the doors, just
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: motorcycles fly out. Dudes like a dozen dudes on a
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: motorcycles fly out of the truck.
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, motorcycle courthouse takeover.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: The motorcycle takeover. And I couldn't believe this. So the
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: Governor Whip, this whole movie was based on. They want
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: to kill the Governor Whip, Chane said, goes up to
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: him and says, this makes me think of my father's
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: last words, don't son that gun is loaded, which is
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: a pretty good line, and then he actually kills Whip. Yeah,
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: so Whip dies. Everybody in court dies, the Supreme Court dies,
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: and you're.
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: Surprised by Whip dying.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: Why, Like, what what action movie have you ever seen
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: where the whole plot of the movie is this evil
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: gang is trying to kill this like famous person and
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: then they succeed. The hero does not stop them.
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess I did to think about that. I
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: was just thinking everyone's dying like.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: That never happens. Nobody ever decides. Yeah, you know, everybody's dying.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: And in a Bosworth later recalled in a twenty fourteen
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: screening after watching the film, his son said to him, quote, Dad,
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: you didn't really save anyone. Everyone died, every single person,
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: every single person. So then it cuts to these motorcycle
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: gang members are riding motorcycles through like this ornate marble
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: courthouse and it looks like an alien landing in my backyard.
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: It just seems so out of place.
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: So just also, no, the biker guys, a few of
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: them decided to go in disguises. The other ones do
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: not no, no security in this building at all, just
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: none today.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: I mean they're probably were instantly killed. It would be
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: like January sixth. I mean what if those what if
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: everybody on January six had a motorcycle and a machine gun,
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: those security guards would have been defeated or those cops
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: would have been defeated in five seconds.
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: This honestly, I maybe again we're giving the writers and
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: creators everych uestion. And this reminded me a lot of that.
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: I was like, wow, just because the visuals, how these
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: guys like this looks a lot like this.
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and yeah, that would be that would be quite
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: a twist if in the sequel Chains was elected president.
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: There, I don't think. I think that's a full blown.
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: Takeover, so that we sorry, go ahead, Andy, Do you
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: think Judstone did anything positive in this movie? Just basically
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: what you're saying, No, did he do anything good?
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: No?
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: They have like the protagonist did nothing.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: Nancy died, got gut died, Ryan was really torn up.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: That mudfish died. All the Supreme Court justices died.
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: He didn't kill Chains. The other his partner killed Chains.
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: Whip Whip died, So he didn't do anything positive.
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: Lance didn't need him. Lance would have solved the whole thing.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a terrible idea, Terri.
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: And also keep in mind, earlier in the film we
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: didn't talk about this. Lance was like, we have enough
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: to arrest these guys for racketeering, and Stone is like, no, no, no,
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: I have to stand undercover because we can get them
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: for so much more. We can get them for like terrorism, murder.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: They'll all go away forever. So Lance is like, Okay,
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: if Lance had just arrested Chains for racketeering, none of
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: this would have happened.
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he doesn't save anyone, He doesn't do anything positive.
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: But he walks out of there like head hell tie.
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: He looks like a fucking badass is what he does.
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: It looks great.
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he tails me. I was reading individual articles about
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: the making this movie sound insane, early filming, early casting.
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: I don't know the details, is why. I'm just kind
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: of like, holy.
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: Shit, I didn't really like I only my research only
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: went so far for this film, Nordon.
• 57:59
  Speaker 3: I'm literally just gonna was like, Wow, there's like relocation
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: to Arkansas. Final weeks on Gulf Coast, a full strike
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: went out with the workforce on the crew.
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: Wow, just stitch this thing together.
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: Well, all this masterpiece. So Max's dad, who's Goose, is
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: flying the helicopter and Stone has a gun to his
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: head and is directing him what to do, like pull up,
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: pull down, go left, go right, and he's just listening
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: to him. And I'm like, if you're a Goose, I
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: mean you're fucked. You stole a military helicopter to kill
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: the governor. You might as well just crash the helicopter
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: into the courthouse. Why are you listening to Joe? Why
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: are you valuing your own life?
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: At this point, the only ball of the helicopter he
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: has to bring it.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: Back and and there, so like all the cops in military,
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: there are shooting at shooting at this helicopter, and obviously,
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: and then Lance sees Joe and the cockpit holding the
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: gun to Goose and he goes, oh stop, it's Joe.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: Oh no, no, shoot that motherfucker down with the bazooka.
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: Joe's got nine lives.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: Joe's cat, uh, he sure does so. So then when
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: Chaine's sees that Joe is controlled the helicopter. I laughed
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: so hard at this part because this is like a
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: well orchestrated terrorist attack. They've been planning for months, and
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: there's one hundred guys with different roles. They're all on
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: walkie talkies. When Chain sees the Joe's control of the helicopter,
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: he says into the walkie talkie to everyone, uh, quote quote,
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: everybody bail, You're on your own instantly, You're so deep,
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: You're so deep in What do you mean, everybody bail?
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: You're on your own? Oh so I wrote this is
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: fucking completely genuinely insane. Joe's shirt is now the shirts
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: off for the rest of the movie, basically his shirts
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: wide open. He's looking great, just ripped. He shoots up
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: a motorcycle in a hallway and the motorcycle instantly explodes.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 3: Every time a vehicle is struck with one bullet, it's
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: a nuclear level blast in this entire moment.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: One of the one of the best, one of the
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: best lines in Last Action Last Action Hero is when
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: Arnold goes into the real world. He shoots a cab
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: and it doesn't blow up, and he goes the Tuxi's
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: a bulletproof but he mudfish kills poor gut, so poor
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: gut of his finger chopped off. He just dies.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: He sacrifices himself for stone right the stone like around
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: the corner, and then got jumps.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: Kind of he kind of hesitates for like a second.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: He doesn't like save his life or anything, so guts life.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: The hero pointless.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: And Joe Joe Joe's life appaently, No, you're right, Actually
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: you're right.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: No wonder he was suspended. Yeah, Joe shoots mudfish out
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: the window. Joe shoots mudfish out the window and he
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: launches like five thousand feet. Yeah, but this is one
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: of well sorry, go ahead.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: Ryan lands on the car. Yeah, this is.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: One of my favorite moments in the movie as well.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: So Joe is holding a gun. On the other side
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: of the of the hallway, like fifty yards away is
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: a guy on a motorcycle with no weapons, and he
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: sizes up Joe and he's like, I'm going for it.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: He thinks gun versus motorcycle, I got this motorcycle wins.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: We all know that game. So he revs up his
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: motorcycle starts charging a Joe. Joe immediately kills him, just
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: shoots him and.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 3: Kills him, Like so what just the balloon just like done?
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: And then do you guys remember about how Joe.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: Oh sorry, we didn't talk about how Joe jumps from
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: the helicopter.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, how does he jump from the helicopter? I
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: don't remember.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: He Joe off the helicopter, threw a glass, and then
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: he just at the at least my YouTube video hit.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: The next state is him running into a wall like
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: he has vertical running into a wall after he just
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: jumped from the helicopter, through glass, through a building, and
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: then he just beats up a guy. He turns around
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: and beats up a guy after he's.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: I forgot about that. That's a great point because there's
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: this like giant ornate marble hallway I mean sorry lobby
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: that's like three stories tall with a glass ceiling, and
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: he just falls through the glass ceiling three stories lands
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: on the marble ground like on his feet, and he's fine.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: They showed him like running into a wall. It was
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: like he just walked into a wall casually. That was
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: the vaccine through the glass.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: That's a great point, Andrew, thank you say. And what
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: during the game of Chicken that Joe easily wins with
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: the motorcycle guys, the guy gets shot off his motorcycle.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: Then do you remember what happens to the motorcycle.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: The helicopter flies out.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: It gets launched out of a window like a ballistic
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: missile and explodes the helicopter that Goose is still inside of. Yeah.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: He then has chained essentially dead to rights, and he
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: decides to let him live. I don't know why everyone
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: else died. Everyone.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: He's the life you should save.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: It's it's honestly like Batman letting the Joker live. How
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: many what does he say? How many people? I am
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: murdered by letting you live? So he let's he lets
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: change like I'm gonna let the system because I believe
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: in in law and order. I'm gonna let the system
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: decide your fate. Uh. And what what happens from here? Ryan?
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 3: He the FBI take in Chains, but Chains is behind them.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 3: Bizarre to let him out of the sight, and he
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: sees it. One of the ages is a gun.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 4: There's a lot going on going on, a lot of
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 4: a lot of hijinks. So the classic movie slow motion thing.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 4: He pulls the gun out and it's gonna shoot Joe.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: Boom. We just see Chains flip backwards dead and we
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 3: cut to the smoking gun of Lance, the FBI agent
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 3: doing his best Reginald vel Johnson from Diehard Exactly.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: I was just gonna say that.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they just yeah, they just alright stole that, not
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: even a question about it. But yeah, Andy.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: I want you to describe this is maybe the best
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: end credits I've ever seen in my life.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: Agreed, Yep, So Chains dies and then I don't even
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: know if there's any words, but Joe just walks out
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: of the courthouse covered in blood. There's like heavy metal
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: music playing, and he's just slowly walking out in the
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: credits role, he's no shirt on, no shirt, He's Yeah,
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: it's incredible.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: It looks like everybody staring at him, like what is
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: what is this guy doing? He just walks out. He's like, yeah,
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: a complete and utter failure as a cop. I guess.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: So he actually the one time he caught someone Chains,
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: that man slipped out of custody and then was gonna
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: kill again and Lance had to step in and do
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: something about it.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, his undercover job didn't go well.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: No, and sorry, Ryan, were you just gonna say something?
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 3: No? No, no.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: There was rumors that there was going to be a
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: sequel for this, but they never got the money together. However,
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: somebody wrote in a review, because like, this is a
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: type of movie that was so hated when it came out.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: Obviously everybody thought it was stupid starring a failed NFL player,
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: and in the years that passed a lot, it grew
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: a lot of cult fandom. And somebody critic wrote, I
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: didn't write down the name of the critics, this is
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: a perfect B movie. And I thought that's a total
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: slam dunk way to capture this. It's a perfect B movie.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: It's not good, but it's not trying to be good.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: It's very entertaining and fun. It knows what it is.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: It's self aware, and it's just like, yeah, you couldn't
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: really expect more from what this is.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, everyone's good in their roles, right, Like Stone is likable,
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: the bad guys are like at least kind of like quirky,
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: and the plot is just like, let's just rush to
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: the action.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 3: And it's definitely a thing of like a lot of
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 3: like probably mid to late eighties, and then obviously with
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 3: this like early nineties thing of like these movies, the
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: only way they were going to stand out was to
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 3: just peals the metal on this kind of stuff. If
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 3: you guys ever remember you guys know Rutger Hower. Oh yeah,
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 3: there was a movie on USA all the time where
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 3: Gene Simmons from Kiss played a terrorist who like killed
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 3: Rutger Howard's partner in the beginning of the movie and
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 3: he killed them in some terrible way and he has
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 3: to like capture him and bring him in, and like
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 3: the end of the movie is like he captures and
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 3: brings him in and he had this worker house character
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 3: like left the FBI because of what happened to his partner.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 3: He's like a bounty hunter or something like that, and
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 3: he has Geene Simmons hostage with a grenade in his mouth,
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 3: and he's just like, okay, I got him. Here he is,
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 3: and then the FBI is like, okay, well, you know
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 3: it's you know, here's your fee if he's if he's alive,
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: it's you know, five hundred thousand dollars. And he's like okay,
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 3: and then they're like, well dead, it's only like ten thousand,
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 3: and he just pulls the pin out of Jean simmons
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 3: head and he's like, well, fuck him, and then they
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 3: like Jean Simon just blows up and the movie just
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: ends and it's just like that's the whole point in
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 3: istry to remember that one stupidly insane moment and like
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 3: this is what this is, Like this is the same thing.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 3: It works, and like you guys said, like you don't
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 3: see also stuf like this anymore. You really kind of
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 3: just don't see them this real. As corny as this is,
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 3: you just don't see this. It reminded me a lot
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 3: of we did Sudden Death, like the helicopter goes to
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 3: the stadium they did. It's just so cool to see that.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 3: I was surprised because I don't know if you guys did.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 3: I was once googling the movie. They said that there
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: was a sequel called Back in Business, and I was like,
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 3: oh shit, I gotta see this. But it's it is
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 3: a sequel, but it's not where it's. His name is
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 3: Joe Elkhart and he's like a former cop returns from
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: to active duty from an undercover mission for the FBI
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 3: with this partner. It's a different movie.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: Is it is it Bosworth?
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: It is Bosworth, He's in it.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: It's the is Lance in it?
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: No Lance, It's Joe Tory, Brian James. But like that's
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 3: the description movie, but it's not a sequel to this,
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 3: but it was yeah.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: And I don't I don't understand this, but like Steven
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: Seagal is still making movies and I don't understand how
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: who was paying for them and who was watching them.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: But Bosworth has been in like a million, you know,
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: straight to DVD action movies that I've never heard of.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 3: It's a big industry for a lot of guys. Yeah,
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 3: someone watched them. I think that they didn't do it.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 3: They wouldn't make them right.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: And this is the type of movie that I'm so
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: glad that Tom McGee was in this because when I
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: started this movie, especially the era it was in, I
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: was like, if a professional I would bet my life
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: a professional wrestler is going to show up in this
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: movie to some capacity based on like the era, what
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: what these movies were. I mean, it's still happening all
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: the time. Like in the new Mortal Kombat movie, the
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: villain was played by Nathan Jones, I was like, how
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: old is he? He's fifty five. He's gonna be done
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: so many steroids to look like that at fifty five.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm a big I'm honestly a big boss guy.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: I I wasn't like before watching the documentary and seeing
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: this movie, I'm just like, yeah, man, I mean, he
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: could have been so much worse. In my opinion, Yeah,
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: he was fine with this.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: He was likable. I wanted him to do well, not
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: that he did, but.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: In another universe he was like the greatest professional wrestler
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: of all time. But he never he never did any
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: professional wrestling. A lot of guys did, like Mango McMichael,
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: he was a he's a Hall of Famer for the Bears,
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: NFL Hall of Fame and was like, had a big
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: run in WCW. But no, Bosworth never never did anything.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: I didn't do wrestling. It seems very logical, especially his
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 2: career ended early, and.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: I know he went into I think that he thought
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: it was that was never I think he thought he
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: was above it. Because I feel like now, I feel
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: like at this point in pop culture, the nerds of
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: one like mainstream everyone loves Pokemon and comic books and
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: pro wrestling, like athletes and celebrities come out of the
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: woodwork talking about how they love pro wrestling. But I
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: feel like back then, you know, he's like, I'm an
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: NFL player, I was one of the top picks in
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: the draft. I'm I want to be an actor. I
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: think he would think he's the butt. Pro wrestling would
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: be below him.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I would think of the same thing I was. Yeah,
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 3: I think especially other contemporaries of his who tried to
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 3: be successful actors who did it, did like like even
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 3: like like look at like obviously Stallone who was an actor,
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 3: but like Arnold was a bodybuilder, call Weathers as well.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 3: Like so many people were in the sports industry before
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 3: moving to action and could succeed really well. So I
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 3: wouldn't be shocked if they were like, let's follow suit
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 3: with us and think like wrestling was a bit below them. Yeah,
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 3: I thought you when wrestlers at the time tried to
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 3: be in movies, they weren't considered as successful. Yeah, so
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 3: I think if you did it, you didn't really go anywhere.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 3: I mean, I know Hulk is in Rocky, but like, still.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: I want to see a draft pick. He was, but
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: he was in the supplemental draft, which I don't fully understand.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: He wasn't allowed to be in the regular draft. One
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: of the reasons he got kicked off Oklahoma because when
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: he got suspended for steroids and then he wore the
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: shirt making fun of the NCAA. Barry Switzer, who later
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: coached the Cowboys to a Super Bowl, was like, I'm sick,
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: youre shit and kicked him off Oklahoma. But he played
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: there for three years.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: So definitely has a personality. You know, he was like
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 2: a personality and everything he did. So that's that's something
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 2: I feel like he made a name for himself.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta read you this story. Before the
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: season opener at Denver, Bosworth trash talk to Denver quarterback
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: John Elway. At the game, ten thousand Denver fans wore
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: T shirts reading what is a Bosworth Nothing? However, the
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: fans did not know that Bosworth's company manufactured the shirts.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: Good for him. Yeah, so all right, well it's been
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: an hour this this podcast. But we've had so many
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: podcasts at this point over the fifteen years we've been
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: doing this that were longer than the movie. This is
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: way longer. This is two hours and fifteen minutes, and
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: this movie's like eighty five minutes. But it's that fucking good.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: What is your stone cold advice? Mine would be Mine
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: would be see this, Mine would be just just have
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: fun with a movie like this. It doesn't need to
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: be You don't need to be a snob. And that's
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: the thing, is like I'm gonna pat myself on the back,
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: which I do every day. I love going to like
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: a Michelin Star restaurant and having a seven course meal.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: I think that's so cool and fun. I also love McDonald's,
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: and I think that that and Ryan's the same way,
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: and I think that that's how I view movies too,
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: Like you can find enjoyment and fun in every kind
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: of genre and quality of film if they know what
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: they are and they're doing it the right way. Yeah, Andy,
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: what's your stone cold advice? Is?
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: Confidence is everything? I guess because I just feel like
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 2: he's a very confident guy and it got him a
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: lot of places. Right. He might not be a good cop,
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 2: he might not be good at this, but he was
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: confident all the time. He's in the grocery store, like
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: these guys have no shot. He knows it. He's getting
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: guns put in his face, He's going into biker gangs
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 2: with bulletproof vests. He stays confident. I would say confidence
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  Speaker 2: is everything. Go boss, Go boss, boss.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 3: Man, Go boss. There's the line in this movie that
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 3: Stone says to Lance and says, look, Lance, there's a
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 3: time to turn it on, and there is a time
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 3: to turn it on. So if you guys aren't watching
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 3: powers Lap, I don't know what the hell you're not doing.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 3: So check it out, turn it off. You're gonna love it.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: Ryan, that is, he's all about the ad revenue. Always
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: be closing. Also, A I D A. I don't remember
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: what it stands for, Like remember that was the other one. Yeah,
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: that's totally right. Also I have too. I just thought
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: of two more pieces of stone Cold advice. Number one,
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: listen listen to Ice. Always listen to Ice. He's your
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: considiary for a reason.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: Number two stone cold advice. If you're approaching Stone Cold,
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: do not kick him in the stomach because he will
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: catch that kick. He will spin you around and you
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: just fell right into a stone Cold stunner.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 3: So boom boom wards to live by.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: That's one of one of the one of the hardest
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: Ryan and I ever laughed at. Like a pro wrestling
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: moment is poor Mick Foley is there's a scene where
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: like mankind is befriending Stone Cold, and for no reason,
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: stone Cold stunts him and then gets right in his face,
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: flips him off and says, DTA. It means don't trust anyone,
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: you stupid piece of trash.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 3: It's if you can find it on YouTube. It is
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 3: so funny because it's not like he had a mic
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 3: in his hand, so it's like a camera might caught it.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 3: So he's screaming this in this guy's face two inches
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 3: from his face. It's unbelievable.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: Oh but if you wanted to catch us on Twitter,
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: I am always at the real Teal of Tequila. Sorry X,
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: it's called X now. Andy is at Ashley's husband one
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: two three, Thank you. Sorry, Ryan is power slap fanatic sixty.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 3: No one had.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: Scumbag. Scumbag that exion for trying that man should be
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: shot into the sun. Who has used your name? But
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: also I love how Andy's user name is the most
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: boring possible thing Ashley's husband one two three.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 2: Uh, that's all It's all I got going.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: Uh, but yeah, send us your send us your tiktoks
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: and your truth socials. You know that's we're all all
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: over that social media ship. So thank you for listening.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much, Andy for coming.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I love it anytime he's at work right now,
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 2: which is hilarious, So like, what are you doing here? Yeah,
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 2: just cleaning people dedicated to the pod.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: The less thens as as you call them.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 3: WO.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: All right, on that note, thank you for listening. Catch
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: you on the flip