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Episode 199: You Don’t Mess With The Zohran · Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod

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  What it do, what it do, what it do?
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  It is your boy Andrew Schultz AKA Mr. Goody 2 Shoes and who am
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  I with? As always, Joseph Huggins AKA
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  Old Man Huggy. Talk shit or get off the pod.
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  Episode 199 Fuck you Curtis Sliwal.
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  I hate you, your dumb wife, that stupid beret of yours and all
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  your fucking cats mom Donnie motherfuckers.
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  What's going on Joseph? That that was, I said that to
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  you earlier, but that was a tweet by oh, it's.
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  Hot. The third Co host of this
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  podcast, George Santos himself said that about the Republican
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  candidate for mayor of New York City after he lost.
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  I was like, boom. Yeah, he's back.
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  I saw videos of him talking too and they were pretty bad.
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  Like the guy that was running, he's just like Staten Island,
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  like bro to the Max. Well, the the Republican.
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  Yeah, Curtis. Whatever he's like, isn't he
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  like the he's like the guardian angels bro, Like isn't that his
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  whole thing? Like he was like, that's what
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  the beret is. It's like they used like back in
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  like the 80s or 70s. They like started like a
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  vigilante group where they were like, they're busting crime.
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  Like in the 80s we could just like, roam around and like,
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  swear to God. People up, yeah, but they're red
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  berets, dude and like they're. A black guy moved in down the
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  street. We let him know.
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  Absolutely not. But he always runs.
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  And The thing is, though, I heard, I think it was like Kara
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  Swisher, my girl. The, the, the, the pod mother.
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  Yeah, she's kind of had the pod game on lock as far as women.
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  That's in the pod, mother. I mean she's yeah for sure,
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  yeah. And then her Co host is Scott
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  Galloway, AK, my business guru prop G.
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  But she was like saying that Mom Donnie should give Chris Sliwa a
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  place in his administration 'cause he was like, actually
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  making sense and stuff. And I'm like, what?
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  Like, I didn't like, really keep up with the whole.
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  I kept up with, like, the race, but I didn't, like, watch any of
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  the debates or anything other than, like, clips of, like, Mom
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  Donnie just, like, murking Cuomo.
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  Yeah. All those like, I'm a Cuomo
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  sexual shirts that people got, like, during the pandemic.
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  That's that shit ain't paying off.
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  That's like my Kamala shirt. Like I'm with her, you know,
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  like it's just, I can't even wear it anymore.
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  Used to rock that hard. I know I like the shirt too.
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  Like I just like the whole design of it.
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  It's the same place. I fuck, I forget, Oh, I forget
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  what's oh, it's called only in America.
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  Shout out. It's like a website clothing.
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  It's a clothing brand. And I got like a sweater like a
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  long time ago. And it's a it's just got like a
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  portrait of Barack Obama when he's like in college on the
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  front. And so I got that there.
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  And then I got the Kamala shirt there.
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  But yeah, I can't wear it. Bad juju.
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  No, but shout out George Santos like.
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  Always. Just starting off a tweet with
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  fuck you I like that. Yeah, and then tagging so it's
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  like he's like fuck you. Yeah, he added him.
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  Added him. Yeah.
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  But he started it out like it was a sentence.
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  But he was speaking too. And yeah, like, that's great.
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  I hate you, your dumb wife, that stupid beret of yours, and all
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  your fucking cats cause apparently this dude has a lot
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  of cats. Yeah.
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  But yeah, I mean in the administration.
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  Get the fuck out of here. You did.
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  Yeah. I think you can't have like more
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  than two cats and be in administration.
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  You have multiple dogs. But if you have like 6 cats,
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  Nah. Problematic.
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  No, I just don't trust you right off the bat.
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  You got 6 cats? I was dating someone recently
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  that had that many cats. 6 cats. Yeah, and I, when she told me
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  that before I ever went over to her place and I was like, damn,
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  like when she hit me with that, I was like, well, this isn't
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  going to work. And then.
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  But when I went to her house, she also had two dogs.
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  You never saw the cats. It was like.
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  That's even scarier then that means they're not like sociable.
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  So your cats aren't even chill 'cause cats are cool.
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  I like cats. Cats are equally as cool as dogs
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  to me. Cats in some ways are cooler
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  than dogs 'cause they're just like kind of like weird people
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  and they do their own thing and they don't fucking care, which
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  is cool. But if you have like 6 cats in a
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  small confined space, that is beyond problematic.
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  Like that's terrifying. Like I hope you own where you
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  live if you're renting it, if you have like a landlord like I
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  run off the bat, I feel like you're a bad tenant is you have
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  6 cats. Like, there's no way.
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  Like it doesn't, it doesn't smell like cats.
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  You couldn't tell there was cats.
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  There wasn't like cats. They could be those hyper
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  allergenic cats which are, you know, hella expensive there.
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  Weren't that she was like fostering them and then just
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  ended up with them? See, that's like, oh, I couldn't
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  let it go. I think it was like something
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  didn't work out with like half of them, so then she got stuck
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  with some of them. They were just like I have. 6
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  like. 6 cats that no one will take, but they're never around,
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  no one sees them. Yeah, they're like, they hang
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  out like in a room, like upstairs.
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  So like when I went upstairs, like I saw them, but like it was
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  like they went. Did they close the door like?
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  I'm just saying best case scenario considering.
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  There where is the I guess or is there a best case scenario is?
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  That would be it. That would be.
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  They have their own broom. Don't go in there.
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  That's the cat's room, it kind. Of was yeah, they don't fuck
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  around had like those towers those towers it.
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  Looks like the coolest room. You're like damn, that's a nice
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  couch. Nah, what's going?
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  On in there. What are they doing?
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  Is that PS five shit? What are these cats?
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  Stay out of our room. Holy shit, your cats talk.
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  Nah well today I was driving and had a dumb fuck clip the back of
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  my car. Didn't really do that much
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  damage to the body of the car but popped my back tire and I
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  had to go get my tire replaced. But shout out on warranty.
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  You know your boy spending that money up front 60,000 mile.
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  What? You got car shield?
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  You got car shield? No, just the tires I bought
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  where if I got 60,000 mile warranty, so they just replaced
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  it, but then I had to buy a second one because I bought all
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  four of them at once. So he's like, well, now they're
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  going to be all offset and he's going to fuck your car up.
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  No, it's true because one of they were like a six.
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  I've had them for a couple years, like 3 1/2 years, four
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  years and you. Haven't gotten 60 GS on driving.
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  No, not on that since no and he and then the new one I bought
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  was a 12 so it's got and fresh 60 on it.
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  So I was just like just replaced the two back like because one of
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  them was free. So I basically bought 1 tire,
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  got him a place in and out in an hour.
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  That kid was fucking stupid. So pay attention.
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  Don't try to in the middle of a lane in the middle of an
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  intersection. Change lanes because you're
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  accidentally in the turn lane and not in the go straight lane.
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  That's stupid. Tried to argue with me.
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  He's like, Nah, man, I was like, well, you were in the lane next
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  to the median, right? He's like, yeah.
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  And I was like, that's a turn only lane 'cause that's, that's
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  why you're next to the median that like bumps out, you know
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  where it bumps out? And he's like, yeah.
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  So did you get like his insurance?
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  Is he gonna? Have, yeah, yeah, but yeah.
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  But he didn't really do that much stuff.
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  And I mean, I guess I could go after him for the fucking tire.
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  I mean, yeah. Did you tell your insurance
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  company you should? You should because just let him
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  know that something happened that way.
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  Like if something happens later on, you know?
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  Yeah, I mean, I went straight to the car place 'cause he popped
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  my tire, so I had to get it checked.
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  Yeah, but like, just let him probably let him know.
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  Yeah, I got you. Because like one time I
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  recently, like a year ago, something barely tapped the back
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  of this guy's car, like no damage on his car at all, no
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  damage on mine. But like a few years before
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  that, I was like the one time that I went to text and drive, I
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  was on the 101 and I, and I look up and I'm completely off of the
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  freeway going 70 miles an hour, like on the dirt.
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  And I'm and and then there's like a, like a, like a barrier
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  or like a. Do you have the worst driving
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  stories? Like all of your driving stories
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  Like I should? Like I can't believe I drove in
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  the car with you as many times. I mean, I not really worst
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  driving. I mean, but so but anyways, I go
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  like straight through this, like shit like this, like
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  construction, like sign thing that they had like 70 miles an
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  hour straight through it. And then I just like merge back
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  onto the 101 and just keep going.
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  I'm like, what the fuck? It was like so crazy, but it
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  like fucked my bumper up, but I didn't say anything, you know,
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  to the insurance company. And then when I got in this
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  little tap of this guy's car, he likes took a picture of my car
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  with the fucked up bumper and it made it seem like, you know, my
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  insurance company had no history of my bumper being fucked up.
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  So I'm like trying to say like, you know, I didn't even touch
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  him. And then my whole car like the
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  bumper's like off and it's like, well, that wasn't from that.
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  So but anyways, like I mean, it didn't matter the I think the
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  guy might have like been undocumented to he didn't call
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  it in. Yeah, this guy I didn't, I mean,
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  I got his insurance. He looked like scared, like
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  maybe he had like weed or some shit in the car and like he was
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  like. So I got his stuff.
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  I mean he didn't do any real damage to my car, but it did pop
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  my tire. So I got this but the tire was
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  under warranty so I got it replaced but.
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  Then you had to get another one that you paid for.
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  True, but I mean honestly I thought they were lower than
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  that. So I was planning on having to
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  replace all four. I was like oh shit, I only have
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  to whatever. So now if I have to replace it,
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  it's two more. I'll replace them sometime like
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  what next year or something? And then I'm three, I get 4, you
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  know, pay 3, get 4, so. I decided to get.
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  I decided to get my battery replaced for the new car that I
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  bought. Wasn't a new car.
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  But it was. It's new to me.
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  All right, well, I played in my first online poker tournament
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  since my comeback under the under the alias Big Facts and
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  got 6th place. 98 people made the final table.
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  Your boys hot. I decided to be a Dick and I
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  went online and I bought a fucking not not fucking huge,
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  but pretty fucking huge throwback Philadelphia Eagles
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  flag and mounted A flagpole because everybody's got American
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  flags like all down the street. And I'm one of the houses that
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  doesn't even have a flag up. So I was like, God, fuck it.
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  And I have a massive Philadelphia Eagle Eagles flag
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  flying. Rather it's like American flag,
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  American flag, American flag, American flag.
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  I. Mean that that is an American
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  flag, the eagle. Flag and then just big throwback
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  anonymous, awesome, awesome eagles flag just mounted that to
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  to the to the almost the fucking roof.
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  It's pretty tight. Flap it in the wind on
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  majestically and I got the smart light.
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  So now I can turn on the pole and make the pole that I
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  refurbished and repainted and fixed up the bright Kelly green.
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  So every time the every time the Eagles win, I turn on the pole
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  boom. So, you know, I'm just a
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  trolling. It's on the high level trolling.
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  Are you gonna get some exotic answers over there bro?
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  To hit the. Maybe, but no, I mean it's.
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  You should you should put a stage at the bottom.
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  It's short. Maybe send it?
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  Send it bro. Eventually there's like pole
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  gnomes I could find though, like stripper pole gnomes that I
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  could put maybe like around it. That's a good idea just for
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  like, Halloween or even Christmas, you know, like, yeah,
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  a couple like stripper elves up on the pole with the stripper.
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  So yeah, why not? Why not some real strippers?
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  Yeah, what if it's cold? Better get out of here.
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  Put and then they put their tongue to the pole like a A
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  Christmas story. Do they get it's a terrible.
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  Idea. It's terrible.
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  Hell yeah there's. Something wrong with you?
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  You ready for therapy questions? I think so.
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  Good. All right, y'all therapy
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  questions? Therapy question number one GF
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  Sif. Would you rather your anxiety
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  play elevator music or death metal?
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  Elevator music, because there'd be some sort of Comic Relief to
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  that if I was having an anxiety. Attack.
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  It's like not necessarily an anxiety attack, just anxiety in
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  general. Yeah, that would, because that'd
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  be very funny. I'd find like some comedic value
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  in that. Death metal would just
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  exacerbate it. Then I'd be like raging like,
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  But at least with that, they'd either calm you down or it'd be
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  like, you know, ironic. It'd be funny.
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  I'll go with. Death metal, get out of the car.
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  You're getting like pulled over. You're getting like pulled over.
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  Oh, that's when you're getting. Guidance and registration.
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  I'm a black man. Yeah.
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  Sorry you're a little shaky just playing.
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  I'm good. I will be like.
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  I'm like, hey, like, get out of here.
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  Make a piece out, like, oh, shit, what are you doing?
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  I'm like, I live out of here. Like, oh, damn.
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  All right, Well, see ya. That'll be tight.
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  Death metal would be too much. It'd be.
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  It would be overwhelming. Nah, I think it would Take Me
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  Out of the anxiety so. You'd be like stressing and
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  like. No like exactly like you just
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  got to distract yourself from the anxiety.
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  So like get. Out.
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  That'd be good. You could just like get it out,
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  rage it out a little bit. 'Cause anxiety is like you're
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  tripping on the future, you know, depression is, you're
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  tripping on the past. So it's just death metal comes
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  on all of a sudden out now I'm ready to fucking kill the
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  future. I murdered the past.
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  Yeah, exactly. That's not death metal.
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  Yeah, no, I mean, it's not, but you know, just disturbed just,
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  you know, throwing it out there. Therapy question #2 Would you
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  rather have your aura read by a raccoon shaman or your chakras
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  balanced by a Roomba? Dude I'd love to have a raccoon
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  shaman that I go hang out with and he like reads my aura.
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  That'd be the trippiest shit ever.
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  First of all, I'm first. Of all you even got no aura bro
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  that's what that's like something like a a Gen. alpha.
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  What's that do? Yeah Nah, I'm over here aura
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  farming chakras balanced by a Roomba.
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  Lame. But raccoon shaman just sounds
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  cool. It could take place in a lot of
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  places, like a drainage ditch, a dump the woods like his like
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  Little Palace could be anywhere. It's a raccoon.
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  That'd be badass. Fuck yeah dude, he'd have.
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  That would be the coolest shit ever.
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  Had your chakras balanced bro? No, but if I did.
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  It's a nice experience. To be I wouldn't be I wouldn't
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  want it. I would not want it to be by a
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  fucking Roomba. But if someone's reading my aura
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  and it's the list of people and Raccoon is like one of the five
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  people just raccooned just the now.
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  How it doesn't fucking isn't that people that I get what
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  you're saying. Yeah, well, it's obviously got
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  some personal qualities because it's telling me my aura.
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  It's what is an aura reading like.
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  How does that go? Like what are the possible?
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  Raccoons about to fucking tell me.
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  So I'm about to figure it out. I'll let you know, but it sounds
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  lit as shit. I got I'm meeting them out by
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  the Wharf next to the trash pile.
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  Wharf. Yeah.
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  You know how like koalas have like a syphilis?
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  I feel like raccoons. Though I thought it was
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  chlamydia. Chlamydia.
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  Or is it? Yeah, Chlamydia.
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever it is.
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  They got the clap. But I feel like raccoons are
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  like the American koala almost. I feel like they got to have
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  like some sort of sexual disease.
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  No, they're way cooler. Koalas are like, like I said,
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  they're crazy animals that eat like poison leaves and like have
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  St. DS like they're like they're
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  like hell bears. They're like hell bears in a
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  tree. They're.
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  Fucking awful, yeah, but like marsupials, they never seem to
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  scam. Me, I remember I got Koala D
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  reader of the year in second grade.
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  Shout out second grade Carroll Elementary.
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  Shout out second grade. Yeah, they used to give out
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  these pins. I wish I still had it, but it
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  was a queue with the koala bear holding on to it.
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  And that was the Carroll Elementary mascot was a koala
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  bear. And if you were, like, really
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  good, you could get awards. And you know I got koala D
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  reader, you know what I'm saying?
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  For reading a lot. Did I forge some hours on my
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  shit? Hell yeah, I did.
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  Shout out. I'll say it here first.
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  So you so you got to have you got an award that you just all
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  you had to do was just cheat, didn't say you.
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  Won a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  But I mean, I had to. Like So what are we talking
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  about? Your parents had to sign off on
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  it. So I had to get my parents to be
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  like yo. So the award was that you fooled
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  your parents. Yeah, everybody you had to
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  stand. Up.
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  That's a. That's a core memory of yours.
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  Stand up in front of the whole grave and be like hell yeah.
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  Wow. What?
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  I didn't really. That's like, that's like Donald
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  Trump type shit. I.
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  Got like I got like third. I got like third.
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  You believed. You believed your own bullshit.
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  Like, you know, you didn't deserve the third.
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  You didn't read that. But I didn't believe.
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  Told yourself this so many times that now you're like, yeah, I
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  got the koala. No, I'm.
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  I'm. You're third, I got.
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  It because I just said I cheated.
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  I know, but. But so how am I not owning it?
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  I'm saying the whole time I know I cheated.
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  Get out of here bro, you all did stupid shit.
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  I know, but I still feel like that you've you've probably get
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  out of here. I feel like you've said that
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  before without admitting to the cheating.
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  I don't know man. Quality, I bet you tell told
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  people that dude, I bet no, you've internalized that that
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  you want. That if you said quality,
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  whatever certain people be like oh shit I forgot about that.
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  It was corny as fuck. I know, but you didn't forget.
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  Yeah, 'cause I cheated and got a pin and shout out me for
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  figuring it out. Game in the system, hustling,
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  getting the badge, and deucing. Therapy question I.
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  Didn't forge that many hours, so I forged some hours.
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  OK therapy question #3 would you rather join a cult that worships
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  a talking crystal or? One that only communicates
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  through karaoke. Maybe through karaoke, because I
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  can't. Worships are talking crystal.
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  I don't know about that. That pissed me off.
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  What I've the crystal stuff for me is just a little step too far
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  within like reason. Some people take it like to the
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  extreme. So it's not really my thing.
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  So I'd just kind of be like in a room full of people that would
• 20:32
  get on my nerves at a certain point and everything be about
• 20:34
  the crystal and crystal's this and I'd be like, Oh my God.
• 20:37
  At least with karaoke that could be like kind of interesting.
• 20:40
  It would get old, but you're in a cult.
• 20:43
  So either way, you're not going anywhere.
• 20:44
  You're committed like you're already past that point.
• 20:48
  I mean, so like the crystal, like I don't know because I
• 20:53
  don't know what happened, but my YouTube algorithm now is like
• 20:55
  hitting me with a bunch of like space and science shit.
• 20:58
  And I just watched this shit that was like over 2 hours long
• 21:03
  and it was by this YouTube channel called Boring Science.
• 21:09
  And it was about what the James Webb Space Telescope is
• 21:13
  discovering like from the beginning of the universe.
• 21:16
  And it's insane. Dude, what this fucking video,
• 21:19
  like I like, I haven't like double checked it like, but it
• 21:22
  was like, So what James Webb is discovering is like basically
• 21:26
  it, it would take like a billion plus years to make like a
• 21:29
  Galaxy, you know, but the James Webb Space Telescope has
• 21:34
  discovered fully formed galaxies, like like tons and
• 21:41
  tons of tons of them, like 200 million years after The Big
• 21:44
  Bang, which makes no sense in our timeline.
• 21:47
  And then it was saying that there's all these like, there's
• 21:51
  galaxies that are like, serve as like memory, like storage of
• 21:57
  every single thing that's ever happened in the universe.
• 22:02
  And that like, and that there's like other like dark matter
• 22:07
  stuff that manipulates like the gravity in certain galaxies.
• 22:10
  And basically the, that the universe is optimizing galaxies
• 22:16
  and, and solar systems for to create consciousness.
• 22:22
  And, and there's like there's galaxies that the Galaxy.
• 22:27
  Yeah, galaxies that are the exact same, but like nowhere
• 22:31
  close to each other, but started at the exact same time and look
• 22:34
  exactly the same. And that like, and there's like
• 22:37
  all these like tweaks and adjustments.
• 22:39
  And like, they've like discovered that there's been
• 22:41
  like tweaks to like, how like our gravity works in like our
• 22:45
  solar system. And so it's like the universe is
• 22:48
  conscious and it's trying to create like, living things to
• 22:52
  become conscious. Like fucking nuts, dude.
• 22:57
  Nuts. Like like the entire universe is
• 22:59
  like, is like a computer system like.
• 23:03
  Yeah, now tell me about that in karaoke and we got a cold and
• 23:06
  I'm in, but start telling me about some crystal.
• 23:08
  Some crystal's telling me this. I'm going to be.
• 23:10
  Like, yeah. Like galaxies talking to each
• 23:12
  other, like, the information is getting sent faster than the
• 23:16
  speed of light. And they're saying like that
• 23:19
  like time might have been like, there might have been time
• 23:22
  inflation in the beginning of The Big Bang, where it's like
• 23:25
  things from the future. Like there was like this thing
• 23:28
  where it was like this supernova exploded, but the explosion was
• 23:31
  so big that it went backwards in time and actually created the
• 23:35
  solar system that it was a part of that it exploded.
• 23:39
  So things from the future were dictating like, like their past.
• 23:43
  It was like, dude, I was like, what the fuck is happening?
• 23:49
  You're watching Ancient Aliens, dude.
• 23:50
  You're watching like Gaia. This.
• 23:52
  Was all like they were citing the James website telescope like
• 23:55
  verbatim, like this is what it's discovering.
• 23:57
  And it just kept saying it kept saying the same thing.
• 24:00
  So basically like it was almost like somebody hit Chachi BT and
• 24:03
  was like, give me 1000 analogies that are like this.
• 24:08
  It'd be like it'd be like it's like discovering a a full blown
• 24:13
  wine cellar when the grapes were planted yesterday.
• 24:18
  The timeline doesn't make sense. It's like discovering an entire
• 24:23
  rainforest when the seeds were planted yesterday.
• 24:27
  And it's like shit like that. Like we just keep saying it
• 24:29
  throughout the entire thing. Like like the like it doesn't
• 24:32
  make any sense. Like based on our laws of
• 24:34
  physics. And they're saying like the
• 24:36
  universe manipulates can write rewrite the laws of physics and
• 24:39
  the fit like laws of physics are specific to different areas
• 24:43
  throughout the universe. Wild.
• 24:49
  So like the universe is 1 big brain and we're just like.
• 24:54
  It's like 1. It's like 1.
• 24:55
  Universal consciousness. It's like.
• 24:57
  It's like 1 big. Brain, it's basically the
• 24:59
  universe is like one big experiment of like it's like the
• 25:04
  universe is conscious like overall consciousness is trying
• 25:06
  to create more consciousness to study the consciousness of the
• 25:10
  universe. The other thing was crazy is
• 25:13
  when there's big discoveries and like science like like the
• 25:17
  theory of relativity and stuff like, you know, OK, so you know,
• 25:21
  quantum, like like quantum mechanics and like what that
• 25:25
  really means is like that there's like infinite
• 25:27
  possibilities and that and then whenever like that one
• 25:33
  possibility is observed, it's like how it decides.
• 25:37
  So it's like like this particle can be at like in a bunch of
• 25:40
  different places, but if you look for it at one place, then
• 25:43
  that's where it is. But it but it depends on your
• 25:48
  observation of like the where the particles going to be.
• 25:52
  And so that's what it was saying with the James Webb telescope
• 25:58
  would like see something and it would change.
• 26:00
  And it was like the universe was changing based on our observing
• 26:05
  it, which is insane. And then it was saying like when
• 26:10
  there's like big discoveries in science, like like on Earth,
• 26:13
  that that there's like changes to what you could see it or like
• 26:17
  how things are going like in the universe, like there's like big
• 26:20
  galactical changes. And it's like basically the
• 26:24
  universe is like showing itself to us based upon where we're at
• 26:28
  in our knowledge. So it's like now that we didn't
• 26:31
  know the theory of relativity, the universe is now showing us
• 26:34
  different like aspects of it. Isn't that crazy?
• 26:38
  And it'll be tight. I'm down.
• 26:41
  Just fucking wild. I'm like, what is this?
• 26:44
  I was like, is any of this true? Like the universe changes at
• 26:47
  when you when you look at it. Some people say that the first
• 26:52
  person to discover the secret of the universe has already been
• 26:54
  born. It's optimizing to create
• 26:56
  consciousness. Tight, that's exciting.
• 27:01
  But see, that's what I always say is like, I wish there was
• 27:03
  some like dragon attacked or there was some crazy shit.
• 27:08
  Like we need, we need some crazy shit.
• 27:09
  Let's mix it up. So the universe is conscious and
• 27:12
  it's changing itself based on what we're learning about it in
• 27:15
  real time, which means that it's adapting.
• 27:18
  It's adapting how it's presenting itself to us based
• 27:21
  off of the perception that we acquire over time.
• 27:25
  Cool as fuck. That's insane.
• 27:28
  That sounds cool. I'm down with that.
• 27:30
  I was just like, I'm not prepared for all this
• 27:32
  information that 'cause it's like just like 5 days ago.
• 27:34
  I'm just like what are you fucking saying?
• 27:38
  Sounds like your algorithm's popping out bangers dude.
• 27:42
  Dude. It's.
• 27:45
  Like but So what would you rather do crystal or communicate
• 27:48
  through karaoke 'cause that was the question.
• 27:50
  Karaoke bro, you know your your voice out here making songs.
• 27:53
  Yeah, Crystal would just be weird.
• 27:59
  Therapy question #4 Final therapy question, Would you
• 28:02
  rather meditate in an open plan office or brainstorm in a sweat
• 28:08
  lodge? Probably meditate in an office,
• 28:17
  brainstorm in a sweat lodge. I feel like you'd come up with
• 28:19
  some crazy ideas and they're. Like big, big facts.
• 28:25
  Just like in there, like this pump ending, it's like hitting
• 28:29
  fucking. I mean my one of my spiritual
• 28:34
  gurus, Doctor Trudeau, cousin of Justin Trudeau, former Prime
• 28:40
  Minister of Canada, shout out Canada, your country's weak.
• 28:45
  No, I'm just kidding. Jesus Christ.
• 28:48
  No I I was just watching Kill Tony at the Madison Square
• 28:51
  Garden on Netflix and he said that to Canada.
• 28:54
  Canadian. Oh, how was it?
• 28:56
  Like in the middle of it it's you know, like I am a fan of
• 29:00
  stand up comedy and I'm like thinking about getting in.
• 29:02
  So I like like like the whole aspect of like, you know, people
• 29:08
  like trying out there and like what they're trying to do, you
• 29:10
  know, like whether it like it's not like the funniest thing
• 29:12
  ever. It's not his stand up.
• 29:13
  It's like his Kill Tony show, you know?
• 29:15
  Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
• 29:20
  But what was I saying? You were watching and I was
• 29:29
  saying you'd be like, intense. Oh, oh, oh, Doctor Trudeau, what
• 29:33
  he said was like he like when I was like getting getting into
• 29:38
  meditationship. He was saying that your goal is
• 29:44
  to be able to sit like in the middle divider on a freeway and
• 29:52
  meditate. And then one time he was like at
• 29:56
  a marathon and he like meditated like right before the marathon
• 29:59
  with like hundreds of people around and like, I don't know.
• 30:03
  So I feel like meditating in an open plan office wouldn't be
• 30:06
  that hard, but brainstorming in a sweat lodge, I just kind of
• 30:10
  want to be in a sweat lodge, you know?
• 30:14
  Like that's a sounds. Or something.
• 30:17
  Good Lord, that just sounds like some Silicon Valley like coked
• 30:22
  out thing to do with sit sit some lines, get in the sweat
• 30:25
  lodge and start coding being. Well, like, I mean, there's
• 30:28
  like, although like you don't see it very much anymore, but
• 30:29
  like, like dudes like in a sauna, like fucking doing
• 30:33
  business like all the time. Back in the day, like, you know,
• 30:35
  it seemed like that. That's over.
• 30:39
  Our boy Danny, Danny Carissimi was trying to get me to go to a
• 30:42
  Korean bath house out here in LA.
• 30:46
  I said I was down, but he never actually followed through.
• 30:48
  I. Mean, you know, live your best
• 30:51
  life, Yeah. I think they like beat you with
• 30:53
  like a like palm tree leaves or something beat your back.
• 31:01
  I'll be tight. I'm here for it.
• 31:07
  I mean, yeah, obviously. I mean, you sound disappointed.
• 31:09
  You could just go on your own time.
• 31:11
  I know, but the last time I was in Koreatown, I woke up in
• 31:14
  Koreatown in an apartment. Nobody was.
• 31:16
  I have no idea where the fuck I was.
• 31:18
  Nobody was in the apartment and my phone was dead so I just like
• 31:24
  left the apartment. No clue where I was but I
• 31:27
  happened to be in Koreatown and then I eventually got somewhere
• 31:31
  so where I could charge my phone for a SEC and then I called my
• 31:33
  dad and then had him pick me up. I.
• 31:37
  Mean. This is like when I was like my
• 31:40
  early 20s. What do you remember about
• 31:43
  before? Where were you doing in
• 31:45
  Koreatown in the first place? Dude, no clue.
• 31:51
  The fact that everybody got up and left the apartment and
• 31:54
  didn't say anything to me. That's pretty great.
• 31:57
  Was it like a gross apartment? Nice apartment.
• 32:01
  It wasn't like gross, but it was like, it was like big, like
• 32:05
  multiple rooms. I was like like searching for
• 32:08
  somebody. I had like a shift at at
• 32:16
  Pickles, the deli that I used to was serving at in my in like
• 32:19
  later that day. So my dad got me just in the
• 32:21
  nick of time to get to work. So was this like you just had to
• 32:28
  be like a younger person's apartment?
• 32:30
  So obviously you've been like perusing around and bumped into
• 32:33
  some people. That's just, that's just crazy
• 32:36
  to me. You woke up in a random S
• 32:37
  apartment in Koreatown and no one was home so you just left.
• 32:43
  Was it unlocked like the apartment was unlocked or did
• 32:46
  they lock you in when they left? How do you lock me in?
• 32:50
  Well, if you we'll like lock it from the outside like they
• 32:53
  locked up their house and you were asleep.
• 32:54
  Inside so you could. I don't.
• 32:56
  I don't remember. I don't remember that part.
• 33:00
  Both would be concerning. It wouldn't matter if it was
• 33:04
  unlocked. They're like, do they just let
• 33:06
  anybody like did I just walk in here?
• 33:09
  It's like I don't know how I got here, but the door was unlocked.
• 33:12
  It was open like right? I don't know.
• 33:14
  I. Mean that's pretty good
• 33:15
  instincts if I if I got to a place like where I was able to
• 33:18
  pass out and wake up and not be bothered.
• 33:20
  Do if they barely know you and you're passed out and they just
• 33:24
  lock you in there like, Oh well, he'll just be here when we get
• 33:27
  back? That's weird too.
• 33:30
  We'll talk to him when we get back.
• 33:32
  Like what? That's fucking crazy.
• 33:37
  It's true, though. Shut up, Korea Town.
• 33:40
  I don't know why. Yeah, yeah.
• 33:41
  Shout out, shout out, Korea Town.
• 33:44
  Absolutely. I was, I was like on break.
• 33:47
  It was like a few years ago wearing my Kim Jong Un shirt
• 33:50
  where it's just his face on the front back.
• 33:53
  And this IT guy that I was working with, because I was
• 33:56
  helping build the company's CRM system, they wanted like a sales
• 34:00
  guy's perspective. And so I, I was working with
• 34:03
  this IT guy in those projects and he sees my Kim Jong Un
• 34:07
  shirt. He's like, just don't wear that
• 34:08
  to Korean sound, man. And I was like, good point, good
• 34:12
  point. That's probably disrespectful.
• 34:15
  Probably. Probably not a good idea, yeah.
• 34:20
  Topics. Yeah.
• 34:22
  You ready to get into it? Yeah, boom, boom, boom.
• 34:26
  First topic, I added this one. This is something that's been
• 34:30
  going on for a while. This is from October 10th.
• 34:32
  We've talked, we haven't really talked about it, but we've
• 34:35
  touched base on it and it's all these tech billionaires seem to
• 34:38
  be building like doomsday prepper style bunkers.
• 34:43
  And this is from or is this BBC News?
• 34:47
  Tech billionaires seem to be doom prepping.
• 34:49
  Should we all be worried? Have you heard about any of this
• 34:52
  crazy shit? Yeah, for sure.
• 34:54
  Like the Zuckerberg shit in Hawaii and then New Zealand is
• 34:58
  just like everybody's got a bunker out there that this just
• 35:02
  got actually brought up on Bill Maher this week.
• 35:04
  And Marjorie Taylor Green was one of the guests, one of the
• 35:07
  panelists, and Bill Maher brought it up.
• 35:11
  And then she was like, see, I'm a conspiracy theorist.
• 35:14
  Like to me it's like, what do they know that I don't know?
• 35:18
  Like why are they building these bunkers?
• 35:20
  And these motherfuckers talk about like a utopia that they're
• 35:23
  bringing. Like a is bringing a utopia, but
• 35:24
  they're building all these fucking bunkers.
• 35:26
  It's like, bro, you're fucked just like all the rest of us.
• 35:28
  Like that shit's an illusion, bro.
• 35:30
  It's like they're like underground layer, like double O
• 35:33
  seven shit. Well, Mark Zuckerberg has said
• 35:37
  to have started work on a cooler ranch.
• 35:39
  His sprawling 1400 acre compound in Kauai is far back.
• 35:44
  My favorite place on. Earth It's set to include the
• 35:47
  shelter complete with its own energy food supplies though the
• 35:51
  carpenters and electricians workings on the site were banned
• 35:54
  from talking about it by non disclosure agreements. 6 foot
• 35:58
  wall blocked the project from a view by a nearby Rd.
• 36:02
  Asked last year if he was creating a doomsday bunker the
• 36:05
  Facebook founder gave a flat no. This the underground space
• 36:08
  spanning some 5000 feet is explained.
• 36:12
  Just just a little shelter. It's it's like a basement, 5000
• 36:16
  square foot basement. Well, how deep is it?
• 36:20
  No, it's 1400 acres. Oh I know, but he's saying the
• 36:24
  underground space spanning some 5000 square.
• 36:28
  Feet. I thought the whole thing was
• 36:30
  underground for some reason. No, no, no, it's.
• 36:32
  But he's building it. He's got an underground site
• 36:34
  there. This hasn't stopped the
• 36:36
  speculation. Likewise, his decision to buy 11
• 36:38
  properties in Creston Park neighborhood of Palo Alto, CA,
• 36:42
  apparently adding a 7000 square foot underground space beneath,
• 36:47
  though his building permits refer to as basements.
• 36:49
  According to New York Times, some of his neighbors call it a
• 36:52
  bunker or a billionaire's bat cave.
• 36:55
  Then there's speculation around other techs, tech leaders, some
• 36:58
  who've appeared to be having to have been busy buying up chunks
• 37:02
  of land with underground spaces ripe for conversion into multi
• 37:06
  £1,000,000 luxury bunkers. Reid Hoffman, the pharaoh and
• 37:10
  founder of LinkedIn, has talked about apocalypse insurance.
• 37:14
  This is something about half of the Super wealthy have.
• 37:17
  He has previously claimed with New Zealand as a popular
• 37:20
  destination for homes, which is what you were just saying.
• 37:24
  So they could easily be preparing for war, the effects
• 37:27
  of climate change, or some other catastrophic event the rest of
• 37:30
  us don't know about. What do you think about this so
• 37:32
  far? It's pretty goofy that they're
• 37:34
  all building all these bunkers. I mean, I like it.
• 37:36
  That's what I'm saying. Shake it Up picks it up.
• 37:39
  I don't think that. I think, I don't think it's
• 37:42
  'cause they're Privy to any knowledge.
• 37:44
  I think it's 'cause they can. And, you know, and they also
• 37:47
  maybe it's more like, not like a natural disaster.
• 37:51
  It's more like eat the fucking rich, dude.
• 37:53
  Like, you know, it's like they understand that the inequality
• 37:56
  in the economy LED us to poverty.
• 37:58
  This atrocity is now our biography.
• 38:01
  And these motherfuckers are just worried like the pitchforks are
• 38:04
  coming. Yeah.
• 38:09
  I don't know why New Zealand like is supposed to be, like,
• 38:11
  better off. Maybe it's like where it is
• 38:13
  geographically on the globe. There is like a spot that this
• 38:18
  is also my YouTube algorithm. Course it is.
• 38:21
  There's like a spot that is like supposedly the best spot for
• 38:30
  like to avoid like multiple disasters.
• 38:35
  It's like an island, I think. Where the fuck was it?
• 38:40
  I don't know, I forget. You'd be like far enough away
• 38:44
  from everything or whatnot. Right.
• 38:46
  Like where, like where it is like positioned versus
• 38:49
  everything, like relative to everything else.
• 38:51
  Like it's like the like if the probability there is better than
• 38:55
  everywhere else, but it wasn't New Zealand.
• 39:00
  The last few years, the advancement of AI technology has
• 39:04
  only added to the list of potential existential woes.
• 39:07
  Many are deeply worried about the sheer spread of its
• 39:10
  progression. Ilya Sirkever, chief scientist
• 39:16
  and Co founder of Open AI is reported to be one of them.
• 39:19
  By mid 2023, this is San Francisco based firm had
• 39:22
  released ChatGPT. The chatbot now is used by
• 39:26
  hundreds of millions of people across the world, and they're
• 39:28
  working fast Updates, right? So, so.
• 39:38
  I mean I want 1400 fucking acres and quieted.
• 39:40
  That'd be sick. Dude, that'd be OK.
• 39:43
  I guess it's just moved into another article.
• 39:45
  Yeah. I mean, it's pretty weird that
• 39:47
  they're building all these bunkers, but that's also tight.
• 39:50
  I mean, I don't know, like if you were in their.
• 39:54
  Position when you when you say when you say shake things up
• 39:57
  like bro, you sound like when like when I was like when I was
• 40:01
  like depressed and like. Coming off my concussion and
• 40:06
  like drinking too much where I was just like telling my buddy
• 40:08
  Tyson, I was just like the RNA, but I was like, dude, I just
• 40:11
  kind of want to get into a fight.
• 40:13
  Like I'm just like bored, dude. I want to just like fight
• 40:15
  somebody random like, and he's like, he's like dude, but I was
• 40:20
  serious. And that's what you sound like.
• 40:22
  You're like, you're just like, you're like just bored and
• 40:25
  you're just like, I just want to shake some shit up.
• 40:28
  As if, as if, as if the whole world isn't already shaking the
• 40:31
  fuck up. If billionaires are building
• 40:32
  bunkers, that's funny. That's because either they're
• 40:35
  right and that's awful, or they're wrong and they're just
• 40:39
  like building these bunkers for no fucking reason and
• 40:42
  everybody's just wasting money. Like the the Eat the rich thing
• 40:46
  makes sense, but that's also wild.
• 40:48
  Like you're just going to build a bunker and no one's going to
• 40:50
  come find you. Like I'm going to hide in my
• 40:52
  bat, my Batman bunker for forever 'cause if I come up with
• 40:56
  the Facebook guy, they're going to kill me.
• 40:58
  Like that's crazy. Like they're stupid and also
• 41:02
  they're not sneaky about it. How many also underground bases
• 41:06
  do you need? This guy's got 7000 square foot
• 41:08
  a Year 5. He's getting greedy.
• 41:10
  You need one underground base, one cool ass underground base.
• 41:14
  You don't need like 6 bases. I mean, I, I think 2:00 at
• 41:19
  least, you know, contingency plan.
• 41:24
  If you can't make it to the other one.
• 41:26
  Right, if the other one is like the, you know, Ground Zero, but.
• 41:29
  See if I'm going to build an underground like bunker base,
• 41:33
  I'm going to have like, so if someone's going to have to be
• 41:35
  down there to keep make sure it's operational and check on
• 41:38
  it, I just, why wouldn't you just live out of it?
• 41:40
  That would be my new headquarters.
• 41:42
  Well, it may be it just some of the time.
• 41:44
  Like, I mean my like shout out my cousin Kevin RIP.
• 41:48
  But he had a place in Madrid. He had a place in London, New
• 41:51
  York, San Clemente, and then he got a couple hectares down in
• 41:55
  Mexico. Like that's how that's how you
• 41:57
  live. And he's not he doesn't have F.
• 41:59
  You didn't have F you money. Like fucking Zuckerberg, who
• 42:01
  just prints fucking it's like a cash volcano.
• 42:04
  The meta just prints fucking money.
• 42:06
  Dude. The amount of ad I just heard
• 42:08
  this the dollars spent on Instagram reels is like almost
• 42:13
  equivalent to the all of the amount of money spent on
• 42:16
  commercials on TV. Just on IG rails too like print
• 42:22
  money. That's crazy.
• 42:26
  I know because they don't even have to do anything for the
• 42:28
  content right? It's like we make the content.
• 42:31
  Yeah, that's true. Yeah, they.
• 42:33
  Just they just cash the checks. They just host it.
• 42:35
  I know, it's insane. That's just one of their things.
• 42:42
  Damn, would you build a bunker? Yeah, if I had that kind of
• 42:47
  money, for sure. If you were invited to
• 42:48
  Zuckerberg's bunker, would you go?
• 42:52
  Depending depends on on on what's what.
• 42:56
  Like what's the said purpose of this invitation?
• 43:00
  You know, it's like if are we having like a doomsday themed
• 43:04
  like party? Yeah, I'm going.
• 43:09
  What if it's like Doomsday and he's one of the options?
• 43:13
  And he's like, yeah. Could live with my bunker.
• 43:16
  Probably I'd I'd have to see if there was any other options on
• 43:20
  the tape. Yeah, that'd be like intense.
• 43:22
  I feel like it could get weird. Yeah, but it's already weird,
• 43:25
  right? It's Doomsday.
• 43:27
  And even if it didn't get weird, if you ever, if you survived and
• 43:30
  you bumped into people, people would think that it got weird.
• 43:34
  I'm talking like that. They'd be like, he was, was he
• 43:36
  weird? You'd be like I.
• 43:37
  I signed an NDAI can't tell you. Yeah.
• 43:39
  I can't tell. Just like the electricians, I
• 43:41
  can't. Not allowed to talk.
• 43:42
  About just the the only thing I I can say you you thought
• 43:46
  Daddy's baby Goyal was a lot. Yeah, he had.
• 43:51
  He had enough to survive the apocalypse.
• 43:54
  Quiet. Quiet is the wettest place on
• 43:56
  earth, you know what I'm saying? That is true.
• 44:00
  Yeah, I mean, if you were going to have you need to be a lot be
• 44:04
  like the an apocalypse proof amount of baby oil.
• 44:09
  That's a lot. Apoc a Dick.
• 44:14
  Jesus. A cock, A Dick you're.
• 44:21
  Ridiculous election wrap up article #2 what?
• 44:25
  Where is what is it not? Where did it go?
• 44:33
  After sealing decisive wins in New York mayoral election.
• 44:38
  You can read please. OK, this is from the BBC by
• 44:41
  Donovan Slack and Gareth Evans After sealing decisive wins in
• 44:46
  the New York mayoral election and governor races in Virginia
• 44:49
  and New Jersey, it is clear the Democratic Party will be buoyed
• 44:52
  by a big election night on Tuesday.
• 44:55
  It is a far cry from the scenes after last year's presidential
• 44:57
  election, when the party was left searching for answers after
• 45:00
  Donald Trump and the Republicans scored a hugely dominant
• 45:02
  victory. Yeah, dude fucking trounced
• 45:06
  them. To rounce.
• 45:07
  Their asses like like 14 point win in the Virginia governor's
• 45:12
  race, 13 point win in New Jersey.
• 45:15
  Fucking mom Donnie wipe the floor with Cuomo and then talk
• 45:19
  shit to his face. He was like and let this be the
• 45:22
  last time I ever say his name. He did say like, I wish him well
• 45:28
  in his personal are you? He's nice.
• 45:30
  No, he wasn't. Are you kidding?
• 45:32
  He fucking clowned him. He goes, He goes.
• 45:34
  Yeah, I wish him the best in his private life.
• 45:39
  Like meaning like that. He didn't get.
• 45:41
  He didn't win. And then he goes and let that be
• 45:43
  the last time I ever mentioned his name.
• 45:46
  And then he hits him with two his because Cuomo's daddy was
• 45:51
  the governor of New York and like a presidential candidate
• 45:56
  hits him with two fucking quotes from his dad where he was like
• 46:00
  where it's like politics should be like something like something
• 46:06
  in prose, like poetic and in prose.
• 46:08
  And then he also hit him with because Cuomo's dad was the one
• 46:11
  who said like the shining city on a hill first.
• 46:16
  And so he hit him with that too, like he was clowning him did.
• 46:20
  I was trying to make light of it, but yeah, I mean.
• 46:23
  Which I liked the revolution. And he goes and he goes and then
• 46:27
  he's then he talks shit to Donald Trump and he's like, I
• 46:29
  saw that. Yeah.
• 46:30
  He's like, hey, Donald Trump, I got 4 words for you.
• 46:33
  Turn the volume. Up.
• 46:40
  Mom, Donnie, and then out here we passed the in California Prop
• 46:45
  50. Yeah.
• 46:47
  Where we now gerrymandered the fuck out of the state and we're
• 46:51
  going to pick up five Democratic seats.
• 46:53
  But it was only in reaction to Joseph's Texas, who Donald Trump
• 46:58
  asked the governor to change their or gerrymandered your
• 47:01
  state of Texas, which they did in the middle of a cycle, which
• 47:05
  I don't even know how it's legal.
• 47:07
  And so you guys got five extra districts of Republicans.
• 47:10
  And so therefore Newsom's like, OK, we'll hold my beard.
• 47:13
  We could do that too. So we did that.
• 47:16
  You know Arnold Schwarzenegger's out here on fucking commercials
• 47:18
  saying vote against it like an asshole.
• 47:21
  Why was Arnold so against it? Because he was a part of the,
• 47:27
  he's like helped push get because our, our elections board
• 47:31
  was independent. So like it was like not
• 47:35
  gerrymandered at all in California.
• 47:39
  And Arnold like he's just a big like, you know, about like
• 47:42
  fairness and like he like believes he actually believes in
• 47:45
  democracy and shit. You know, he came here from like
• 47:47
  a fucking, you know, his dad was in like the a Nazi party back in
• 47:50
  the day. Like, you know, he like came
• 47:52
  here from Austria where there was like fascism and shit.
• 47:55
  So he like believes he's like the Democrats should just win by
• 48:00
  being better. You know, it's like whatever the
• 48:02
  fuck. Yeah, they need to just be
• 48:05
  better. Yeah, and it's like, no out.
• 48:07
  There, it'll be better for the people.
• 48:09
  Right. We can't just stand here and
• 48:10
  like just, I mean, my mom only like my mom voted against it.
• 48:13
  You know, she's a Republican. She won't even acknowledge like
• 48:16
  she's just like the part where Texas did this and that's why
• 48:19
  we're doing it. And I'm like, listen, if
• 48:21
  California decided to do this first and then Texas responded
• 48:25
  by doing it, I would at least acknowledge that we did it
• 48:28
  first. Like, like you pretending like
• 48:30
  that. We're just doing like, we're
• 48:32
  just gerrymandering California and it's not it like in a
• 48:35
  vacuum. And it's like, no, like, come
• 48:38
  on. Like that's how you know you're
• 48:39
  full of shit. Yeah, that's true.
• 48:44
  Yeah. And then New Jersey elected the
• 48:45
  first female governor. Yeah.
• 48:47
  So, Democrats. Virginia did.
• 48:48
  Virginia did. Was it Virginia?
• 48:50
  I thought New Jersey had their first female governor?
• 48:52
  No, Virginia. OK, Democrats, get their energy
• 48:57
  back. Yeah, they had the Spam burger
• 49:00
  won, Virginia flipping the governorship from a Republican
• 49:02
  while Cheryl was elected to governor of New Jersey.
• 49:06
  Both were decisive wins, securing more than 56%.
• 49:13
  Yeah, I mean, this is a big move for them of like the message.
• 49:16
  It was a lot of, as I say, kitchen table issues.
• 49:20
  It wasn't identity politics. It was about like, hey, rents
• 49:23
  high, hey, food sucks, hey, like talking about actual issues.
• 49:27
  And I feel like we have that hasn't been done in a while
• 49:31
  genuinely. So I mean, we'll see.
• 49:33
  He's got a Mondami's got a a tough hill to climb.
• 49:37
  Think he can get a lot of stuff accomplished but we'll see what
• 49:41
  comes of it. I mean the something they were
• 49:43
  instantly posting about him was crazy.
• 49:45
  Like I. Know yeah, they're going to try
• 49:48
  to make like like, oh, all all Democrats are socialist commies
• 49:53
  because mom Donnie won. It's like, Nah, dude, we just
• 49:56
  blew the doors off in Virginia with a ex CIA officer woman, you
• 50:01
  know, who's like a moderate and then also ex person, that Cheryl
• 50:08
  of New Jersey, fucking military person, you know, so it's like
• 50:12
  we just won everywhere. And then prop 50, we just kicked
• 50:14
  your ass. Trump.
• 50:15
  Like it's a rebuke on Trump, who's like more focused on like
• 50:19
  fucking tearing down like the East wing and like and like
• 50:22
  putting like concrete up like on the Rose Garden like than he is
• 50:26
  like, about like he's like exacerbating like inflation and
• 50:29
  like the cost of living. Like, you know, and like he's
• 50:31
  like just over here like grifting on crypto.
• 50:33
  Like that's what it is. Yeah, I mean, he definitely had
• 50:37
  his. He's got the lowest approval
• 50:39
  rating ever since he's ever been president.
• 50:42
  He had a lot to say about this, too.
• 50:44
  I mean, he was complaining about it.
• 50:46
  Fox News was saying some of them were goofy.
• 50:48
  They were saying that this wasn't a rebuke on Trump.
• 50:52
  This actually looks good for Republicans.
• 50:55
  And I think Sean Hannity was like, tearing up a little bit.
• 50:58
  Now they're saying, oh, then we're going to move to Florida
• 51:01
  with Rhonda Sanctimonious. So we'll see if they're going to
• 51:04
  go move to people are going to move.
• 51:06
  They're saying the hundreds of thousands of people are going to
• 51:09
  leave New York to go to Florida. And I'm like, that's no, they're
• 51:13
  not. No, they're not.
• 51:14
  And. They already do that.
• 51:16
  You know, it's they're called the retired Jews.
• 51:19
  They go from New York to Florida.
• 51:21
  Is it sunbirding sunbirds? I don't know.
• 51:25
  I just know that. That's like, no, there's like a
• 51:27
  phrase for like, yeah, the older people when they moved to
• 51:29
  Florida from like New York and the East Coast.
• 51:34
  So big wins, honestly. I mean, there's a lot of people
• 51:40
  who were complaining on the right about the message that
• 51:43
  they had. So what is this?
• 51:43
  I can't see if can't see any of the future, but I see the
• 51:46
  Republicans losing the House if Americans are going to are going
• 51:51
  to go paycheck to paycheck. That's where Drew Taylor Green
• 51:54
  said she's had such like a 180. She's like really trying to like
• 51:58
  I she's, she's preparing herself for a post Trump Republican.
• 52:03
  Party I mean kind of like like when she she was on Bill Maher,
• 52:05
  like I said, and like she was like, she's like I'm the biggest
• 52:08
  supporter of Trump. She's like, but I you know, like
• 52:10
  I'm a representative of my district.
• 52:13
  And so sometimes we disagree. Like she's just being like
• 52:16
  normal, like, you know, she's just like, she's just, she's
• 52:20
  like, yeah, like people in my fucking district are going to be
• 52:22
  paying like 115% higher premiums and they're on SNAP and can't
• 52:29
  get food. Like that's just and, and I and,
• 52:32
  and the Jeffrey Epstein lips list should come out because
• 52:35
  like. Yeah, but look, you can't
• 52:37
  normalize the things that she's done previously and some of the
• 52:40
  things she's defended and said previously.
• 52:43
  So that's where it's weird because yes, she's always been
• 52:45
  pro Trump for and like on the the grand scheme of things done
• 52:50
  some of this, some of the things she's complaining about way out.
• 52:53
  While they are big deals, they're smaller scandals than
• 52:57
  some of the shit she stood by him for 'cause she stood by him
• 53:00
  through a lot of some wild shit. And now this is like, no, this
• 53:03
  is where she draws the line because she sees that the the
• 53:06
  direction that this is having and she knows that if Trump,
• 53:09
  Trump can't run for a third term, if he does run for a third
• 53:13
  term, I honestly think that would blow up in his face.
• 53:16
  It would just make things worse for him that if he's not around
• 53:19
  come 2028, she's positioning herself to have a bigger voice
• 53:23
  in the Republican Party because not a lot of people are prepared
• 53:26
  for life post Trump. First thing he tweeted out and
• 53:28
  truthed out was like, oh, I wasn't on the ticket.
• 53:31
  And that's why they. And he said I wasn't on the
• 53:33
  ticket and the shutdown, which is the, oh, so you guys all been
• 53:38
  blaming the shutdown on the Democrats, but you just said
• 53:40
  that, that you guys lost all these elections.
• 53:43
  And it was more than that. It was like 2 fucking seats in
• 53:45
  Georgia. Like on their like utility
• 53:47
  regulation. It was the Supreme Court in
• 53:50
  Pennsylvania, the state Supreme Court.
• 53:51
  They lost. And now that they have a 52
• 53:53
  liberal majority there. Like they also turned down this
• 53:57
  voter ID law in Maine which these fucking Republicans try to
• 54:00
  like, restrict voting rights. So he's the one.
• 54:03
  So he's admitting that the shutdown is the Republicans
• 54:06
  fault and they're paying for it. So.
• 54:09
  Democrats better. Democrats better stick to their
• 54:11
  fucking guns dude. So what I'm just saying is that
• 54:14
  Marjorie Taylor Green speaking out against but.
• 54:16
  I don't think she's not calculated.
• 54:17
  Dude, I think she is though. I totally think.
• 54:19
  She's going to waste too much credit.
• 54:21
  No, because you see other people in that circle doing the same
• 54:25
  thing. No, not like her.
• 54:26
  No, she's she's, but she, she's definitely.
• 54:30
  I think she's like surprised that she got like hoodwinked
• 54:32
  this whole time. I think on some of those issues,
• 54:36
  yeah. But like I said, she stood by
• 54:39
  and fucked through so much other stuff.
• 54:41
  I kind of call bullshit. But I do think that there's also
• 54:44
  no, I think there is also a calculatedness knowing that that
• 54:49
  she's got the the Republican Party is going to have to be
• 54:51
  ready for a post Trump era of of the Republican Party because
• 54:55
  that's coming. It's JD Vance isn't that
• 54:58
  likable. So him taking over isn't
• 55:00
  probably going to happen. If there's going to if there's
• 55:02
  going to be there's already fractures and fissures within
• 55:05
  the Republican Party when it comes to certain issues, be it
• 55:08
  the Epstein files, be it healthcare, be it tariffs, being
• 55:13
  the use of executive power or the separation of powers in the
• 55:17
  checks and balance system. Fucking with that.
• 55:19
  There's a lot of people in the right who take issue with it
• 55:22
  because they know that at at some point if, if they, they're
• 55:25
  going to throw out the, they might throw out the baby and the
• 55:28
  bathwater and the sink and everything, bro.
• 55:30
  And they might do that with anybody who's deeply attached to
• 55:34
  that. So I think she's actively
• 55:36
  separating her herself in certain ways, speaking out
• 55:39
  against it because yes, her constituents might try to
• 55:43
  replace her. She might get voted the fuck out
• 55:46
  if she doesn't start saying like hey, everybody's premiums are
• 55:48
  going up. Well, I know.
• 55:50
  I think that she realized that that was going to happen.
• 55:52
  I don't know. I don't know.
• 55:54
  Yeah, but that's that's what I'm saying.
• 55:54
  There's a. Calculator I I she knows more
• 55:56
  genuine. Because before she did, they
• 55:59
  didn't care what big beautiful bill.
• 56:00
  They didn't give two fucks about their constituents.
• 56:03
  Now they do. She said what she was saying.
• 56:05
  The big beautiful bill is what took the fucking made the
• 56:08
  premiums go up. It's because they took out the
• 56:10
  subsidies and gutted fucking Medicare.
• 56:13
  I mean medic Medicaid. And I'm just saying like, I
• 56:18
  think she didn't realize that was in the big beautiful fucking
• 56:20
  bill. And then OR.
• 56:21
  Did she not read it? Obviously.
• 56:23
  Well, there, that's a problem there too.
• 56:26
  Well, are you surprised, A? Little bit all right?
• 56:30
  You want me to do this the next one?
• 56:33
  Oh yeah, yeah, this was yours. Yeah, go for it.
• 56:35
  OK, I just saw this so I put this in.
• 56:37
  All right, this is from our boys in the UK.
• 56:40
  The Guardian By Robert Booth Ukrainian computer game style
• 56:47
  drone attack system goes viral system rewards soldiers to
• 56:51
  achieve strikes with points that can be used to buy more weapons
• 56:54
  in an online store A computer game style drone attack system
• 56:58
  has gone viral among Ukrainian military units is being extended
• 57:02
  to reconnaissance, artillery and logistics operations, the
• 57:06
  nation's first Deputy Prime Minister Mikhailo Fedorov has
• 57:10
  told the Guardian. Drone teams competing for points
• 57:14
  under the Army of drones bonus system killed or wounded 18,000
• 57:19
  Russian soldiers in September, with 400 drone units now taking
• 57:24
  part in the competition, up from 95 in August, Ukrainian
• 57:28
  officials said. The system, yeah, this is crazy.
• 57:31
  The system, which launched more than a year ago, reward soldiers
• 57:34
  who achieved strikes with points that can be exchanged to buy
• 57:36
  more weapons in an Amazon for War online store called Brave
• 57:41
  One. Filled with more than 100
• 57:44
  different drones, autonomous vehicles and other drone war
• 57:47
  material. It has a leaderboard topped by
• 57:50
  teams with names such as Achilles and Phoenix.
• 57:54
  It's become truly popular among units, said Fedorov of the
• 57:56
  system, which is a prime example of the increasing automation of
• 58:00
  warfare. All the defense forces know
• 58:02
  about this, and there's competition for the points for
• 58:05
  getting these drones, electronic warfare systems and other things
• 58:08
  to help them in war fighting. The more infantry you kill, the
• 58:11
  more drones you get to kill more infantry.
• 58:14
  This is becoming a kind of self reinforcing cycle.
• 58:17
  The number of Russian casualties in September is double the
• 58:20
  number from last October, in part because the Kiev government
• 58:24
  doubled the rewards for killing Russian infantry from 6 to 12
• 58:28
  points, reflecting changing battlefield priorities.
• 58:31
  Ukrainian intelligence suggests Russia may be developing its own
• 58:34
  gamified system to compete. He said Ukraine is extending the
• 58:38
  points for kills approach to artillery artillery units by
• 58:42
  awarding points for success that can be used to buy new arms.
• 58:45
  Reconnaissance units are also being awarded points for
• 58:48
  spotting enemy targets and logistics teams have started to
• 58:51
  earn points for using autonomous vehicles rather than humans to
• 58:54
  resupply the front lines, Federal revealed.
• 58:57
  The Ukrainian military is also incentivizing the use of drones,
• 59:00
  partly controlled by artificial intelligence that recommends
• 59:03
  target selection and controls the last moments of a drones
• 59:06
  trajectory to increase strike precision.
• 59:09
  Reconnaissance units get points for what they call Uber
• 59:12
  targeting, a reference to the global ride hailing app.
• 59:15
  You basically drop a pin on the map like you would drop yourself
• 59:18
  on an Uber map for a taxi, but instead of the taxi, a drone
• 59:22
  from another unit hits the target.
• 59:24
  But the extension of the points based system comes amid warnings
• 59:27
  that increasing reliance on drone warfare is not some
• 59:30
  something NATO countries should follow because Russian defense
• 59:33
  against such unmanned aerial tax have become formidable.
• 59:37
  Experts at the Royal United Services Institute think tank
• 59:40
  recently urged A renewed focus on conventional artillery and
• 59:43
  aircraft, as well as doubling the score, or for killing
• 59:45
  infantry to reflect their increasing use by Russia.
• 59:49
  Killing an enemy drone operator now earns 25 points and using a
• 59:53
  drone to capture a Russian soldier attracts 120 points,
• 59:57
  reflecting Ukraine's need for prisoners of war to trade with
• 1:00:00
  the enemy. The points are agreed by the
• 1:00:03
  Ukrainian cabinet, but Federal office said they were now pretty
• 1:00:05
  much emotionless when putting a price on human lives.
• 1:00:09
  We're at war for four years in a row and it is hard, he said.
• 1:00:13
  We're just finding ways to be more effective, effective.
• 1:00:15
  We're thinking of this as just part of our everyday job.
• 1:00:19
  There's little to no emotional reflection here.
• 1:00:22
  It feels like just technical work because if you don't stop
• 1:00:24
  the enemy, he will kill your servicemen.
• 1:00:27
  And after the servicemen are dead, he's going to come to a
• 1:00:29
  city he's going to conquer, raise and kill civilians.
• 1:00:32
  What do you think about this? I mean, that is kind of
• 1:00:36
  dehumanizing. So that's pretty wild.
• 1:00:39
  I mean, I mean. Put, I mean, Putin sends these
• 1:00:41
  dudes out here for like cannon fodder.
• 1:00:43
  There's over 1,000,000 Russians have died or been like wounded.
• 1:00:47
  Like it's like they've already dehumanized this shit.
• 1:00:50
  They, they just like they, they fly drones into fucking
• 1:00:52
  apartment buildings in Kiev like every fucking night.
• 1:00:57
  But like, remember I was saying like my weed vaporizer was
• 1:01:00
  gamified and I thought that was crazy.
• 1:01:01
  This is crazy. Yeah, I mean, they've just
• 1:01:04
  turned it into like a gamified, like it's like V Bucks, it's
• 1:01:07
  like Fortnite. Yeah, and it's working.
• 1:01:11
  They doubled. They killed 18,000 Russians just
• 1:01:14
  from this system like in in one month.
• 1:01:17
  So you can cash it in at like Chuck E Cheese.
• 1:01:19
  Go cash in your tickets. But it's just to give you more
• 1:01:22
  shit to go kill more Russians. Like that's the crazy part.
• 1:01:25
  It's like, yeah, you're not like getting like a new hot tub or
• 1:01:28
  something from the catalog. You're getting like a better,
• 1:01:33
  better drum with more bombs. Like that's just wild.
• 1:01:37
  But I mean, I guess it's smart. I mean, if you're going to
• 1:01:41
  incentivize it, I guess. I mean, it's, it's gross to be
• 1:01:46
  honest, but. I mean, I mean.
• 1:01:49
  Like you said, it's basically emotionless because you're
• 1:01:51
  putting a price on people's heads.
• 1:01:55
  Yeah. Which which doesn't mean
• 1:01:57
  bounties exist forever, you know.
• 1:01:59
  No, I know. But now it's like all unmanned.
• 1:02:02
  So it's just like you're. Well, that's, that's Trump's
• 1:02:05
  fucking reasoning for. So the bombing, the boats with
• 1:02:10
  drones, you know, out here, they're doing it like in the
• 1:02:14
  Pacific Ocean even like, but then they're like, they've
• 1:02:16
  stationed like over like 15% of all of the active U.S. troops
• 1:02:21
  are now in the fucking Caribbean, like chilling like
• 1:02:24
  outside of Venezuela. And so the law in the United
• 1:02:28
  States is once like a, a president, OK, Congress is the
• 1:02:32
  only body that can declare war. But a president, if they take
• 1:02:37
  military action against the country, they have to, they're
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  allowed to do that. But they have within 60 days, if
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  they still want to continue, then they have to get
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  congressional approval for that. And it's been 60 days since the
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  first fucking boat that Trump blew up off of, you know, like
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  fishing boat or whatever, the drug boat from Venezuela.
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  So it's been 60 days. So they're not allowed to do
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  this shit anymore without Congress.
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  And then they're saying the Trump administration is saying
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  this doesn't actually count as a hostility because there's no
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  U.S. troops in harm's way because they're using drones.
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  So it's not a war. And it's like, what?
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  It's OK, so you launch a fucking nuke from like, you know,
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  Montana intercontinental ballistic missile fight, you
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  know, and it to drop it on Russia.
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  And that you don't need to get Congress to like, get down with
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  that because no, no Americans were in harm's way.
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  Get the fuck out of here. Yeah, that's about excuse.
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  That's cool though. That's.
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  What you're saying like, you know, it's like, well, there's
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  no humans involved, so it's fine.
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  That's. Just.
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  Except for the ones we're killing.
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  Next article from Politico. FAA orders radical cuts and
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  flights at major airports amid shut down.
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  We kind of saw this coming. Trump administration announced
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  Wednesday that it will cut the scheduled capacity for flights
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  by 10% in busy parts of the national airspace starting
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  Friday morning. The dramatic action is poised to
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  cause major travel headaches and potential economic impacts for
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  Americans amid the ongoing federal shutdown.
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  I think it's going to lead to more cancellation,
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  Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy said at a news conference.
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  He had previously warned that that mass chaos was awaiting air
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  travel as soon as next week as the government shutdowns
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  lingered. Exactly which airports will be
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  affected and how many flights will be canceled remains
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  uncleared. Brian Bedford, the chief
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  financial officer the chief of the FAA, said the agency plans
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  to release the names of 40 affected high traffic areas
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  Thursday. 40 airports affected. So all the ones that people go
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  to. The reaction on Capitol Hill was
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  swift. A panel overseas aviation called
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  the FA as actions a harsh but necessary consequence of this
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  useless shutdown. In a post from X, at least one
• 1:05:02
  other Republican said she hoped that the cuts Wood Forest
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  Democrats to relent and vote to fund the government.
• 1:05:08
  And that's what the I've read this before that any big the
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  last shutdown we had any of these shutdowns when it comes
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  down to like federal workers in airports, traffic controllers,
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  the flight people. That's normally whenever you
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  start seeing actual traction on getting stuff done because those
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  are all federal workers. So when they stop showing up and
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  they refuse to work without pay, it all shuts down.
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  But. I mean, yeah, that we're the
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  military, but then, you know, we got like fucking billionaires
• 1:05:39
  out here pairing the military or something and then and then you
• 1:05:43
  would think SNAP benefits, but it's like, I don't know, we'll
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  see. Dude.
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  Republicans need a cave here. I mean, like Trump just said
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  that you guys lost elections because of this and you're going
• 1:05:56
  to lose more elections by like if people just started seeing
• 1:05:59
  their premiums like for next year on November 1st because
• 1:06:02
  that's when open enrollment started.
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  So like, and so like the, the pressure of just the sweep by
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  the Democrats in the elections on Tuesday.
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  And then also all their constituents are going to see,
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  you know, their premiums going up.
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  And a ton of fucking rural Republican voters are on
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  Medicare or I mean Medicaid, you know, and SNAP one out of every
• 1:06:28
  eight Americans is on SNAP, you know, food benefits.
• 1:06:32
  So it's like this is they're fucked.
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  They know they're fucked. And and then they also like we
• 1:06:38
  always forget there's a congresswoman who was elected in
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  Arizona who they haven't sat yet because she's going to be the
• 1:06:45
  118th vote or whatever it is 200 and 18th vote to, to release the
• 1:06:49
  Epstein files. MAGA Mike Johnson won't sit her
• 1:06:53
  and or seat her like a swear her in and he's using the fucking
• 1:06:59
  shutdown as an excuse. So as soon as like they end the
• 1:07:01
  shutdown, then she gets sworn in, the Epstein files get
• 1:07:04
  released and Trump's fucked and like so it's like.
• 1:07:07
  So that's one of the theories. That's why they're glad with the
• 1:07:10
  shutdown it's using. They can like rush through
• 1:07:12
  before like shit hits the fan. We had core facilities such as
• 1:07:17
  Atlanta, Boston, NY, DFW, Washington, DC and or the area,
• 1:07:23
  some of the some of the cities that will be affected.
• 1:07:26
  But that's what I was saying is this happens.
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  They say this happens every time.
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  It'll be if there's all this government shutdown, the moment
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  it hits the air, the air workers, it all changes because
• 1:07:38
  those are the people who fuel the planes or fly the like
• 1:07:42
  there's so many federal workers within our aviation because they
• 1:07:47
  don't. I mean, it's smart like the air
• 1:07:49
  traffic controllers and people are unbiased.
• 1:07:51
  The safety runs the checks and all that.
• 1:07:53
  It's done by federal employees, not air, not like a airplane
• 1:07:56
  company employee, 'cause we can't really trust them.
• 1:07:59
  Like, like flying is the safest form of travel.
• 1:08:03
  And that's because you're in a fucking aluminum tube going 300
• 1:08:06
  plus miles an hour, 30,000 feet in the fucking sky.
• 1:08:10
  And so it needs to be on point, you know, for it to be for
• 1:08:13
  people to trust it. Yeah, but this is so whenever
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  those workers who do that are the ones that are dipping,
• 1:08:20
  that's when you see a big decline.
• 1:08:21
  There's also that UPS plane crash that happened, that just
• 1:08:26
  happened with like, I think it's up to nine people have died.
• 1:08:29
  Happened yesterday, we're recording on Wednesday.
• 1:08:31
  I mean, super tragic. We've seen more issues well
• 1:08:36
  since took Trump took office with our aviation and our plane
• 1:08:40
  and plane safety and. And and by the way, Sean Duffy,
• 1:08:43
  the Secretary of transportation also now also the head of NASA.
• 1:08:49
  So like, so this is like focused on both.
• 1:08:52
  Come on man. Yeah, you said that last
• 1:08:53
  episode, but I mean, this isn't a shock because we everybody
• 1:08:57
  knew this was going to happen. We said this last episode that
• 1:09:00
  some of them are like 100 and 5200 hours without being paid.
• 1:09:08
  Longest shutdown in United States history.
• 1:09:11
  He's responsible for both of them.
• 1:09:13
  I know. So I mean.
• 1:09:17
  Dude sucks at his job. I mean, that's huge and it's
• 1:09:22
  right around the holidays is the perfect shitty storm for
• 1:09:25
  Republicans, perfect storm for Democrats to pounce on it and.
• 1:09:29
  Call what it is. I'm telling you, dude, Trump's
• 1:09:30
  so fucking lucky that like this like spending on AI is happening
• 1:09:34
  and like, like propping up the fucking economy.
• 1:09:37
  Because if you just took out like the AI, like capital
• 1:09:42
  expenditure going on, like the top seven, you know, companies
• 1:09:47
  in the, in the S&P 500, it's flat or, or we're in like a
• 1:09:54
  recession, you know, So like, and then people are going to be
• 1:09:57
  like what? Like you have like fucking
• 1:09:58
  masked people to like masked agents taking people off the
• 1:10:02
  streets. Like the prices are up.
• 1:10:04
  Fucking economy sucks. You know you're like bombing
• 1:10:07
  like fishermen, like you know you're, you're grifting like on
• 1:10:11
  the. Crypto, we're not sure who they
• 1:10:13
  are. You're just bombing people and
• 1:10:14
  telling us they're bad guys. Right.
• 1:10:16
  Unbelievable shit. You know, it's like, like he's
• 1:10:18
  only getting away with this shit because like the, you know,
• 1:10:21
  because it, it seems like things are going well, like because the
• 1:10:25
  stock market's at all time highs, but it's just really like
• 1:10:28
  fucking concentrated in like, you know, 7 or 8 companies.
• 1:10:35
  Yeah. We're all like, you know,
• 1:10:37
  kissing the fucking ring for some dumb ass reason.
• 1:10:42
  Last article by NPR. Two more suspects charged in the
• 1:10:46
  Louvre. The Louvre.
• 1:10:50
  Jewelry heist Two more suspects were charged on Saturday in the
• 1:10:55
  Louvre jewelry heist case, three days after the arrest.
• 1:10:58
  A total of four people have now been held and charged for
• 1:11:01
  stealing $100 million worth of jewels from the Paris museum two
• 1:11:05
  weeks ago. They have recovered none of the
• 1:11:07
  jewels I. Didn't say I didn't know that.
• 1:11:10
  Still missing. The prosecutor said in a
• 1:11:12
  statement that two of the five people who were arrested
• 1:11:15
  Wednesday have been charged. One, a 37 year old alleged to be
• 1:11:18
  a part of a four man team that police believe carried out the
• 1:11:21
  heist, has been charged with organized theft and criminal
• 1:11:25
  conspiracy. He's already known.
• 1:11:28
  The other is a 38 year old woman charged with the complicity in
• 1:11:32
  preparing the crime. Two other men who alleged to be
• 1:11:34
  a part of the foursome were arrested a week ago and have
• 1:11:37
  been charged with organized theft and conspiracy.
• 1:11:40
  There's a lot of video of this. It's actually kind of goofy
• 1:11:44
  'cause he, they, they pull up in like like a cherry picker,
• 1:11:49
  almost like a cart with a, like a truck with a, a ladder off the
• 1:11:54
  back. It's like a staircase.
• 1:11:56
  So they just roll up in the middle of the day and run the
• 1:12:00
  staircase up to that, up to a window and just bust in.
• 1:12:04
  From what I understand too, there's video of them, you can
• 1:12:07
  see them, there's pictures. Security just stood there and
• 1:12:09
  watched them. So when they were like cutting
• 1:12:11
  into these cases to steal this jewelry, there was security like
• 1:12:15
  standing in the doorway watching them do it.
• 1:12:17
  They just didn't intervene because they were worried they
• 1:12:19
  might have guns. But there was like people
• 1:12:22
  watching them and like basically phone recording them while they
• 1:12:25
  were doing this. I mean, yeah, dude, like, what
• 1:12:28
  do you like? I'm going to lose my life over
• 1:12:30
  like Napoleon the Third's motherfucking jewels that get
• 1:12:33
  the fuck out of here. I'm sure it's insured.
• 1:12:35
  And then went down those same stairs that they they went back
• 1:12:40
  the way they came. Like I, I saw a headline.
• 1:12:42
  They're like petty criminals, like they're not like these like
• 1:12:44
  masterminds. They're just like, like, fuck
• 1:12:46
  it, they fuck it. Let's let's go in get the gems
• 1:12:51
  in the stones. Do you know that Speaking of, of
• 1:12:56
  blood diamonds, that Elon's maternal grand his mom's dad.
• 1:13:01
  So his grandpa was in like the he was in this technocrat party
• 1:13:05
  in Canada that became a Nazi. Yeah.
• 1:13:08
  And then he joined the Nazi. Nazi.
• 1:13:09
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Crazy.
• 1:13:13
  Yeah, he got booted out of Canada.
• 1:13:16
  And then joined the Nazi party in like, South Africa.
• 1:13:23
  Yeah. Well, before that he was in this
• 1:13:26
  party called the technocrats what it was all about like like
• 1:13:29
  engineers like getting rid of democracy and engineers like
• 1:13:32
  running the fucking country. And it was like a board and
• 1:13:35
  like, it was like all, you know, like a run like a business or
• 1:13:37
  something like and Canada outlawed it or get the fuck out
• 1:13:40
  of here, bro. Yeah, I mean, just like Prescott
• 1:13:44
  Bush was running a bank and was laundering money for Nazis and
• 1:13:50
  how his bank dissolved. Allegedly.
• 1:13:53
  Oh, what happens on a legend? It's real.
• 1:13:58
  Well, I don't know, I thought it was cool to check in 'cause I.
• 1:14:00
  So there's only four of them, and so they already got all
• 1:14:02
  four, but they don't know where the jewels are and.
• 1:14:04
  Then +2 Yeah, they use a circular saw to cut into the
• 1:14:07
  glass cases holding the jewels. But yeah, a guard filmed them
• 1:14:11
  during the theft. The man climbed back down the
• 1:14:13
  ladder and speed away on 2 motor motors bikes.
• 1:14:16
  No, it was actually driven by two other accomplices.
• 1:14:21
  The whole operation took less than 10 minutes because they
• 1:14:23
  were trying to cut into it and they couldn't.
• 1:14:24
  So they were like bashing it, like smashing it with their
• 1:14:27
  elbow to bust a hole in it, to steal everything.
• 1:14:30
  But they have no idea where the jewels are.
• 1:14:31
  They're already like, they assume that they've already been
• 1:14:33
  broken down, and they probably have.
• 1:14:42
  Well, that was inspirational though, to say the least.
• 1:14:46
  Yeah, I wanted them to get away. Me.
• 1:14:47
  Too. I'm always rooting for the for
• 1:14:51
  the jewel thief. If he can steal him, he doesn't
• 1:14:54
  hurt anybody. I hope he escapes.
• 1:14:57
  You know they don't catch him. Cool.
• 1:14:59
  But I was, I was catching myself also rooting for like the
• 1:15:02
  murderer on the first 48. And it's like, you already know
• 1:15:05
  they're guilty. And I'm always just like during
• 1:15:07
  the interrogation room, I'm just like, shut up, dude.
• 1:15:09
  Just say lawyer. Say lawyer, bro.
• 1:15:11
  You're like, I don't know what that is.
• 1:15:14
  I. Don't really root for them as
• 1:15:16
  much. I just like, naturally do like
• 1:15:18
  and I realize it's fucked up. That is weird because they don't
• 1:15:24
  even make them that likable. I know.
• 1:15:26
  They're like, this is ham bone and he has been.
• 1:15:30
  I just don't like to see cops like manipulate people to like
• 1:15:33
  confessions. That's fair.
• 1:15:39
  I don't think anyone does. Yeah, I'm sure there's some
• 1:15:42
  people who are like, hell yeah, screw him over, take his rats.
• 1:15:46
  They're probably like racist. There's only like a minority in
• 1:15:48
  that seat. But either way I guess it's
• 1:15:50
  first 48 so it's possible depending on where they have it.
• 1:15:54
  No, it's usually a minority for sure.
• 1:15:56
  Yeah, they're like Memphis. Yeah, Memphis.
• 1:15:58
  Like Cincinnati. Fucking Birmingham.
• 1:16:04
  Cincinnati's underrated on cops. They were always really good
• 1:16:07
  when they have Cincinnati on cops because they they were all
• 1:16:10
  white. We have a white hat, so they're
• 1:16:12
  the cops were all white. Speaking, Speaking of which, JD
• 1:16:16
  Vance's brother-in-law ran for mayor in Cincinnati, lost by 50
• 1:16:21
  plus points and he his whole thing was like crime in
• 1:16:25
  Cincinnati and got his ass whooped by 50 plus.
• 1:16:29
  You think David elect him where Springer was mayor?
• 1:16:33
  Get out of here dude. That ain't going to.
• 1:16:35
  Happen. Nah, dude.
• 1:16:35
  Yeah, go fuck the couch. That's it for articles.
• 1:16:42
  You got anything? Meditate, bitches.
• 1:16:47
  Make sure y'all like follow, subscribe, share, post, tweet,
• 1:16:52
  Flickr, tumble, boof, whatever. I'll tumble for you, I'll tumble
• 1:17:01
  for you there. You go see, and that's the cult
• 1:17:04
  right there. Communicate karaoke.
• 1:17:08
  I'll be, I know, but we appreciate y'all checking us
• 1:17:10
  out. Y'all just be good, be safe,
• 1:17:13
  stay out of trouble. As always, you should just go
• 1:17:16
  fuck yourselves. Shout out.