The Fifth Hour: 200 years of free chips
Step right up, Maller Militia! The Sunday circus is back, and America’s Favorite Homeless Guy, Billy Blanks, AKA Weedman Hippie, returns to invade the Fifth Hour mailbag! On today’s Drive-Thru menu: missing Militia legends, Big Daddy from Memphis awkwardness, 200 years of free chips with a ghoulish plot twist, a pharaoh hiding under your home, tomato-flavored cookies nobody requested, ancient cargo, supermarket frozen heat, wealthy lazybones In-N-Out slobs, and UFOs apparently piloted by demons. What a country! It's free, no refunds, no adult supervision, just another Maller Labor…
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