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FULL SHOW: Santa's actually quite weird... · Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast

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  Speaker 1: This Jonaman Being podcast brought to you by Hello Fresh,
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  Speaker 1: the Experts and Tastes.
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  Speaker 2: That Kiwi's love.
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  Speaker 3: Ye the good News. Tasma Marcos made history lifting the
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  Speaker 3: Ran Frilly Shield for the first time beating Hawk's Bay.
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  Speaker 4: Now this is scends up timely. You are a Nelson
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  Speaker 4: gow through and through.
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  Speaker 3: I'm from the Tasman.
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  Speaker 4: Nelson running through your veins. And on Friday we spoke
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  Speaker 4: to Taylor Curtis, who's a former professional rabby player and
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  Speaker 4: also now SkySports commentator, and we're talking about this game.
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  Speaker 4: She's also from the same place where you grew up.
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  Speaker 4: He listen, I'm a.
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  Speaker 5: Tazy girl at high I haven't won it so and
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  Speaker 5: bloody well since they merged.
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  Speaker 6: So yeah, that's.
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  Speaker 4: Meghan.
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  Speaker 1: You can give your thoughts on the game because you're
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  Speaker 1: obviously going to watch it.
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  Speaker 4: And Taylor didn't go, oh that was good. That was
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  Speaker 4: good analysis of the game. How's that sound all right?
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  Speaker 3: I hope they weren't.
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  Speaker 4: So that was Friday, Okay, Friday on the Sports Support.
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  Speaker 4: Now we obviously all left Friday going. Meghan's going to
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  Speaker 4: watch that game. And so what I thought, what I'd
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  Speaker 4: do yesterday is give you a surprise call was Taylor Curtis. So,
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  Speaker 4: this is the morning after the great game, and it
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  Speaker 4: was a fantastic game, tesman. Do they won Yeah by
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  Speaker 4: a point.
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  Speaker 3: Great game.
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  Speaker 4: Cliffhanger, nail bider, not a cliffhanger. It was all resolved
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  Speaker 4: in that game. And so we gave you a call
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  Speaker 4: mid afternoon yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: You were not expecting, not expecting to hear from Taylor.
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  Speaker 4: And she just wanted to have a bit of bender,
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  Speaker 4: but a postgame bender with you. I played out yesterday afternoon.
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  Speaker 7: Hello, Hey, Hi, Sorry, it's Taylor.
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  Speaker 6: How's it going.
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  Speaker 7: I just wanted to say, if you call the Tessy game,
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  Speaker 7: it's coming home.
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  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, I definitely did.
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  Speaker 6: That was insane. Yeah, it was so epic.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my god, like so goola now I over the
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  Speaker 5: ball all the way.
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  Speaker 6: Over a it's so good.
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  Speaker 9: Like how about those tripes?
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  Speaker 5: The last minute of that game, I was on a
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  Speaker 5: say the theme like yeah.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, me too.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, oh my god, what's going to happen
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  Speaker 5: in the last minute? Did you think it was gonna
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  Speaker 5: like did you think he was going to get it over?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah?
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  Speaker 10: Like I always have faith, you know.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, pretty long check though?
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  Speaker 7: How long was that?
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  Speaker 4: Like?
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  Speaker 5: Like so many meters, all the meters.
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  Speaker 6: What do you think of the yellow card?
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  Speaker 9: Do you think was there?
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  Speaker 5: I guess so like people know the rules right, and
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  Speaker 5: if you're going to flout the thing, you got to
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  Speaker 5: expect to pay the consequences.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, of course, yeah, yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Megan, you're coming back with some wonderfully.
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  Speaker 6: Near Where are your favorite player?
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  Speaker 11: Who do you think stood out?
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  Speaker 6: Just all of the ones that got the tribe?
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  Speaker 4: Just one of the Taylor just wanted to blow by
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  Speaker 4: blow run down of what you thought of the game, Vegan, No,
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  Speaker 4: I thought.
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  Speaker 6: It was epic. I don't want a good game. So
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  Speaker 6: stoked that you know they won?
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  Speaker 4: Who are they playing again?
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  Speaker 9: Red guys?
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  Speaker 3: The team he supports, the red one Blue would.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't need to tell you that though. Do
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  Speaker 4: you mean because you saw it?
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  Speaker 10: I was there, I was the seat.
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  Speaker 4: Taylor, Thank you so much.
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  Speaker 6: No worries. That was hilarious.
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  Speaker 4: That was yesterday afternoon. How sports supporter Meghan Purpos, you
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  Speaker 4: did well.
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  Speaker 3: You we are tazzy read they should be blue. The
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  Speaker 3: Marcos are under the water. The water is blue.
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  Speaker 4: Just putting it out, listen, that's the only takeaway from
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  Speaker 4: this whole team is why the team read ends up.
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  Speaker 2: The jonaan Ben podcast a Meghan.
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  Speaker 4: This is a fun part of the show when people
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  Speaker 4: slide into Megan, papises, paposes, dems.
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  Speaker 3: On social media, we are split in the studio about
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  Speaker 3: this one, and I tell you what. People on the
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  Speaker 3: Facebook page is split about this, So I'd love to
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  Speaker 3: know what you think. Oh wait, one hundred the hits.
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  Speaker 3: The message reads, Hi, John Obana, Meghan. My friend isn't
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  Speaker 3: talking to me right now, and I don't think it's
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  Speaker 3: totally fair. I had my first baby recently and I
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  Speaker 3: have called her a name that I saw in a movie.
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  Speaker 3: The problem is I knew my friend also liked the name,
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  Speaker 3: and I knew she was planning on using it when
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  Speaker 3: she had a baby. She isn't pregnant yet, but she
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  Speaker 3: has told me in the past that she likes it.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't ask her or warn her that I was
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  Speaker 3: going to use it, because I feel like you can't
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  Speaker 3: bagsie names. I didn't deliberately try and steal it off her.
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  Speaker 3: Like I said, I heard it used in a movie
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  Speaker 3: and liked it from that. But now she isn't talking
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  Speaker 3: to me and hasn't even really congratulated me. What do
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  Speaker 3: you guys think I can't change my daughter's name now
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  Speaker 3: and I don't want to.
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  Speaker 4: You can next you go and do that.
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  Speaker 3: That's an option, That's what I thought.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, what do you care? Yeah, it definitely
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  Speaker 4: can unless let's cancel that part out. So the core
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  Speaker 4: issue her friend's filthy. She stolen her baby name. Now,
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  Speaker 4: the part for me is her friends not even pregnant.
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  Speaker 3: Like it's semantics people have. It doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 4: People have the same names.
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  Speaker 3: Not friends not. She's like a good friend, You're not
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  Speaker 3: gonna call your baby the same name as your friend
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  Speaker 3: because you're gonna hang out.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, the mistake she made was maybe not telling her,
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  Speaker 4: not communicating beforehand. But what's she guilty of getting her
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  Speaker 4: eggs fertilized first?
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  Speaker 3: She's she's being a bad friend to me. That's bad friend.
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  Speaker 4: A name.
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  Speaker 3: I never told anyone my kid's names because I was
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  Speaker 3: worried that A people would steal them or B people
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  Speaker 3: would be like, that's yuck.
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  Speaker 8: You.
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  Speaker 3: Once the kid is born and they had that name,
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  Speaker 3: they can't say that anymore.
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  Speaker 4: That's like leaving a road cone and a supermarket car
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  Speaker 4: park going I'm going to use this one day. This
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  Speaker 4: car park when I go to supermarket in two weeks time.
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  Speaker 3: No, but there's one name. There's thousands of names. She
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  Speaker 3: just wanted that one name. And also, I'm just gonna
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  Speaker 3: put this out there. What if her friend has been
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  Speaker 3: trying and struggling and then you come along and take
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  Speaker 3: the one name she had. You could have any name.
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  Speaker 4: Well, that's what I'm thinking. Maybe the jealousy is not
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  Speaker 4: stemming from name based jealousy. Maybe there's other issues that
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  Speaker 4: are underlying. Yeah, that she's worried. Bout eight Can you
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  Speaker 4: steal a baby name? It's just the name. I mean,
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  Speaker 4: the end of the day, they don't have to hang
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  Speaker 4: out anymore. Both can have the names and live separate lives.
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  Speaker 3: That's bad, friend vibes. What do you think?
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  Speaker 6: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: Eight hundred? The hets he can text us four or eight?
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  Speaker 4: What is the name? Was from a movie?
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  Speaker 3: She didn't say, Yes, it's a girl's name from a
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  Speaker 3: movie that she didn't Obviously that's gonna out her.
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  Speaker 4: Let's just say it was Dominic Toretto, Vin Diesel's character
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  Speaker 4: from Fast and Furious Donique Dominic. Yeah. Yeah, for the
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  Speaker 4: sake of this under the hats, can you steal a
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  Speaker 4: baby name are name's reserved in friend groups?
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  Speaker 3: I think so.
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  Speaker 2: The heats that jonaan Ben podcast keep.
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  Speaker 4: In the middle of mean sloppy, sloppy work for me
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  Speaker 4: there on the buttons bends away to day is at
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  Speaker 4: the Ames Games. This Meghan and myself great dear Megan today.
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  Speaker 4: That has really sparked up the old text and Facebook
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  Speaker 4: coming section.
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  Speaker 3: I honestly didn't think this would be so divided. So
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  Speaker 3: someone has messaged and see their friend isn't talking to
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  Speaker 3: them right now. They don't think it's fair. So she
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  Speaker 3: had her first baby recently. I've called her a name
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  Speaker 3: that I saw in a movie. But she goes on
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  Speaker 3: to say that she also knows her friend liked this
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  Speaker 3: name and she was planning on using it when she
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  Speaker 3: had a baby. But she isn't pregnant yet. For the
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  Speaker 3: friends swooped in and taken the name name good name,
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  Speaker 3: and the friend hasn't really spoken to her since.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: No, she doesn't want to change the name and she
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  Speaker 3: doesn't think that she deserves this kind of treatment. What
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  Speaker 3: do you think?
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I wait under the hits for for a seven.
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  Speaker 4: You know what I think? I think her name's the
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  Speaker 4: name who cares people can have the same names. It's
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  Speaker 4: a good talking point. Have you got two baby names
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  Speaker 4: same names in the friend circle.
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  Speaker 3: So in our friend circle, my daughter's name is Aya
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  Speaker 3: and our friends have an eler. And only when I
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  Speaker 3: say it out loud did I realize how close they were.
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  Speaker 3: But obviously to look at them on paper, they look
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  Speaker 3: completely different. Nine of us did you get salty? So
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  Speaker 3: no one got salty. No one really said anything.
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  Speaker 4: But that's not the same I get you, I get you.
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  Speaker 3: Messaged it on our Facebook saying I went to school
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  Speaker 3: with about five Jason's all about the same age. She
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  Speaker 3: needs to get past it. But the issue is your friends.
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  Speaker 3: You're in a friend group and she's stolen the one
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  Speaker 3: name that she likes.
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  Speaker 4: She has got a baby on the way. You know,
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  Speaker 4: how about this. I'm spitballing here, getting the juices flying.
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  Speaker 4: She holds onto the name. If she gets pregnant, she's like, okay,
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  Speaker 4: I'll change the name then, you know, three orful years daln.
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  Speaker 3: Spread Yeah, perfect, Just not an issue at all.
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  Speaker 4: Just getting the hamster wheels going on that where brainstorming session.
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  Speaker 4: Let's go to the phones. Who ever got here? D
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  Speaker 4: good morning, good morning, what are you Where do you
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  Speaker 4: sit on this one?
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  Speaker 7: D I'm Meghan, Yeah, I think if they're such good mate,
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  Speaker 7: you know, and she already knew about the fact that
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  Speaker 7: this friend really liked that name and wanted to never
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  Speaker 7: baby that name.
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  Speaker 8: Then she could have actually in security did this say Hello,
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  Speaker 8: I really liked this name too, I'm having a baby
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  Speaker 8: leaving a girl and I'd like to use that.
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  Speaker 6: How do you feel?
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I get that, I get the slip up
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  Speaker 4: and comms. She should have.
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  Speaker 3: Said something conversation with you on that one?
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  Speaker 4: Do you think so much for your call to appreciate it?
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  Speaker 4: Now we've got Alana on how are you there?
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  Speaker 9: Good morning?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? Alana names? Can you can you come in and
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  Speaker 4: steal a baby name?
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  Speaker 8: And no, I mean especially you're close mates. I mean
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  Speaker 8: we named her Fron Harish and you know, chose to
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  Speaker 8: carefully loved it, and then a close friends said, oh,
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  Speaker 8: look we're going to name our fun saying name and
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  Speaker 8: we know you can't do that.
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  Speaker 4: Well you kicked off.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I was really upset. So they named there's
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  Speaker 8: some close closely founding true my son's name has so yeah.
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  Speaker 4: They went from Hamish to Harish. Sure you could have
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  Speaker 4: gone jamish or something. It soundedlike, oh, that's interesting.
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  Speaker 3: They listened to you at least, how's you asked you?
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  Speaker 4: How's your relationship with that person? Now?
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  Speaker 6: Oh no good, we're.
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  Speaker 8: Still remained friends. But yeah, he brings it up and
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  Speaker 8: now and again.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, interesting, there we go. It's happened firsthand, It does happen.
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  Speaker 4: And Tanita, good morning, good morning. What do you think
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  Speaker 4: about this? Can you steal a friend's baby name? She
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  Speaker 4: hasn't got a baby on the way, She just begs
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  Speaker 4: the name.
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  Speaker 3: That's semantics.
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  Speaker 11: I feel like.
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  Speaker 7: There's information missing in this post, and it almost reads
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  Speaker 7: like she's trying to justify it to herself as much
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  Speaker 7: to everyone else. Yeah, you know what if that baby
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  Speaker 7: name did have sentimental family value, she is trying for
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  Speaker 7: a baby, Normally I'd say you can't steal a baby name,
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  Speaker 7: but she's put in there in no uncertain terms that
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  Speaker 7: the friend was planning on using the baby name, which
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  Speaker 7: does almost suggest that it's something she's potentially trying for.
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  Speaker 4: That's her.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, as someone who's had fertility issues like that would
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  Speaker 3: be salt in the wound for me, because if she
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  Speaker 3: was trying and then your friend swoops in what if
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  Speaker 3: she finds out she can't have children, then you've got
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  Speaker 3: a reminder every day that you couldn't use that baby
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  Speaker 3: name because your friend stole the one thing you wanted.
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  Speaker 7: That's the other side of it as well as what
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  Speaker 7: if you know, she claims this baby name and then
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  Speaker 7: she never has a baby. Yeah, you know, she does
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  Speaker 7: need to think about that. So I think they were
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  Speaker 7: a little bit. It's one name missing between them.
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  Speaker 3: There's so many other names.
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  Speaker 4: There's some great names, yet there wanted the.
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  Speaker 3: One name Gary. Your friend let her have it, Michelle.
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  Speaker 4: They are good names, Tim Tino.
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  Speaker 3: Communication again is the main thing that's missing here. He
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  Speaker 3: run's like you should have spoken to her.
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  Speaker 4: So what's your feedback to this person, go and apologize.
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  Speaker 3: Well, honestly, it's pretty split everywhere. But I think it's
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  Speaker 3: a bad friend move, and I think if you want
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  Speaker 3: to keep that friendship, you're probably going to have to
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  Speaker 3: have a conversation here.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah the haa's that Johnaan Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 4: Well, this is handled. The scandal been some great scandals
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  Speaker 4: throughout history, and I love a good celebrity scandal because
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  Speaker 4: it makes, you know, it makes me feel better about
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  Speaker 4: my bleak existence. That famous good looking, rich people can
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  Speaker 4: screw up as well.
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  Speaker 3: We love bringing celebrities down a peg. Just admit it.
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  Speaker 3: We all enjoy it.
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  Speaker 4: I feel it with you. Another bloody Will Smith's slap
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  Speaker 4: or some sort of sex table something something that we
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  Speaker 4: haven't had a good old celebrity sex tape in a while,
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  Speaker 4: have we.
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  Speaker 3: No, I's kind a frown upon these days.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it is a bit of an invasion of privacy,
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  Speaker 4: to be honest. So thirty seconds on the clock, Megan,
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  Speaker 4: I'll give you clues. You have to try and figure
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  Speaker 4: out what the scandal was. Okay, your time starts now.
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  Speaker 4: Two thousand and seven, Head Shaving Brittany ste well done.
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  Speaker 4: He played eighteen holes but also had fifteen misstresses and
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  Speaker 4: two nine hundred and twenty women here slipped. Whoa, this
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  Speaker 4: is nineteen ninety eight. I did not have relations with that.
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  Speaker 4: Well done. Congratulations. Two thousand and seven, speaking of which,
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  Speaker 4: it was a saucy tape that No, this one, congratulations.
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  Speaker 4: This is a performance enhancing drugs. All seven titles were
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  Speaker 4: stripped from him. Lats, well done.
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  Speaker 3: Oh you're going to give me Lance.
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  Speaker 4: He's got five from five two thousand and nine MTV Awards.
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  Speaker 4: What was the last one storm the stage. Ye yeah,
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  Speaker 4: Taylor swifts. Well I got one hundred percent on that
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  Speaker 4: first time ever handle the skin.
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  Speaker 2: The heads that Johona and Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 4: Games games competing too. He's not actually there as a spectator.
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  Speaker 4: He's competing the aims. Is actually yeah, showing those intermediate
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  Speaker 4: kids how it's done. Mate? Is he No, he's eleven
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  Speaker 4: and twelve year old?
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  Speaker 3: That's not fair?
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  Speaker 4: Is there as a parental.
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  Speaker 3: It's not a great sporting would.
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  Speaker 4: Love to do that is to go and enter a
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  Speaker 4: child's you know something, competition and.
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  Speaker 3: Just blits the field.
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  Speaker 4: But you'd hope you would, but you probably won't, to
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  Speaker 4: be honest, Like, have.
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  Speaker 3: You seen how fast they run? They don't have all
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  Speaker 3: of this.
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  Speaker 4: To carry too much stammina. You've got their whole life
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  Speaker 4: ahead of them.
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  Speaker 3: Will move back tomorrow.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well he's actually just watching his daughter play it.
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  Speaker 4: You wouldn't have been James. There's no reason why you
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  Speaker 4: would have been to James Games.
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  Speaker 3: No, And I'm must have just missed it at my
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  Speaker 3: age when I was younger.
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  Speaker 4: Fantastic week. Well, kids from all over the country, some
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  Speaker 4: from Australia. Oh really, it's big deal. Yeah, it's happening
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  Speaker 4: in Mount Monganillian told on this.
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  Speaker 3: Week, Oh, well, good luck if you're competing, and.
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  Speaker 4: Good luck if you're a local. Never getting the traffic.
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  Speaker 4: It's a nightmare.
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  Speaker 3: Christmas has kind of begun in our household. I know
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  Speaker 3: this is going to get people's goat up. On the
• 14:45
  Speaker 3: start of September, I was going to.
• 14:47
  Speaker 4: Google how many days till Christmas?
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  Speaker 3: Thank you? I put my Christmas tree up on the
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  Speaker 3: first and don't Vember. So right after Halloween one.
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  Speaker 4: Hundred and seven days, one hundred and seven days out,
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  Speaker 4: you're already thinking about Christmas.
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  Speaker 3: We're still triple figures. This is something we do every year,
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  Speaker 3: but I didn't realize that you could book it already.
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  Speaker 3: So we have booked our Santa photo.
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  Speaker 4: You froth Christmas, don't Does it look close? Santa Claus
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  Speaker 4: has vomited over your house at Christmas?
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  Speaker 3: Very taste. No, I've always wanted to do the lights outside,
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  Speaker 3: but the kids are still young, and I've just never
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: had the time or the energy. One day I will
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: be that person that has like the music.
• 15:25
  Speaker 4: Themed come to look at your house.
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: One day I'll be that person.
• 15:30
  Speaker 4: But that seems like so much administration. I do appreciate
• 15:33
  Speaker 4: the people that do go to the trouble, but then
• 15:35
  Speaker 4: you come January, got to pack it down. We had
• 15:37
  Speaker 4: a friend who just left them on there the whole time.
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: So one hundred and seven days out, I've booked it
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: because we're doing it at Smith and Coe, which is
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: apparently this is their last year.
• 15:48
  Speaker 4: And the grotto and the grotto.
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I'm not the only one we pleased to know.
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: There was lots of slots booked out.
• 15:54
  Speaker 4: Do you sit on Sander's neil or do you put
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: the kids on it?
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: Allowed to anymore? The kids don't sit on yeah right, Yeah,
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: my kids have always been pretty scared of Santa too.
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean he's a frightening figure.
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: My first sand to put we still had masks on.
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: Santa had a red mask, was in COVID. We weren't
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: allowed to, like there was a screen in between us.
• 16:17
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: Impressions last too, don't they. So that'll sit with the kids,
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: and you know, you spend your whole time stay away
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: from strangers, don't talk to strangers. However, this one you
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: can sit on this dude's knee.
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: And also like no one's dressed like him, and the
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: everyday life. Suddenly there's this guy kind of like a
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: Valua red suit. You're like, sit on him.
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're very hypocritical. A couple of you know, peak
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: moments throughout their Halloween. Another one don't take lollies from strangers. However,
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: there's one night walk into strangers houses and take all
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: the follies you want, go by yourself.
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: It's very true the hits that johnaan Ben podcast night.
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: Celebrity Treasure Island is back for it's a season, it's
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: a million season, and we're joined right now by the
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: host three times Owl.
• 16:59
  Speaker 6: Good morning, Good guys, thanks for having me on.
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: It's good to have you on. I don't think have
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: we ever had you on before, Brie.
• 17:06
  Speaker 9: No, So I think we should make this, you know,
• 17:08
  Speaker 9: a more regular occurrence.
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: Well, let's just see that these three minutes, there's not
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: start putting in calendar indvice.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: Well, you know, because you've been doing such a great
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: job hosting the show for many years, such a huge
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: popular show. But what's the most common question you get
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: asked about the show?
• 17:26
  Speaker 9: No doubt about it. Most common question I would say
• 17:29
  Speaker 9: is do they actually eat rice and beans? And do
• 17:32
  Speaker 9: they actually sleep outside? My answer to that is.
• 17:35
  Speaker 6: Yes, we punished the celebrities as much as we can.
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: I spoke to Manny McCain, who we obviously work with
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: on the Drive Show. He came back and he was like,
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: I got so skinny. I loved it, but he legit
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: ate rice and beans and then he tried to carry
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: on the rice and beans diet, but it just didn't
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: happen for him.
• 17:51
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 17:51
  Speaker 9: I heard his partner Ryan said that his farts were
• 17:54
  Speaker 9: too bad that we had to start.
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: Do you feel bad as the host, because obviously you're
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: not out there in the trenches eating rice and beans.
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: You probably go back to I imagine some eidequate accommodation
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: at the end of the day's filming. Is there any
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: part of you that feels bad, Bri.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: No, No, you're reading a hotel meal or something like that,
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: or something for a cafe.
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: You don't feel bad at all.
• 18:21
  Speaker 9: I do feel bad because it kind of becomes a thing.
• 18:24
  Speaker 6: I feel like every season where I'll turn up before
• 18:26
  Speaker 6: the cameras are rolling, and the contestants.
• 18:28
  Speaker 9: Will always be like, what did you eat last night?
• 18:31
  Speaker 6: Let us vicariously through you. And I didn't feel a
• 18:34
  Speaker 6: bit bad when I described my road dinner sabyon blanc,
• 18:38
  Speaker 6: and they get it. They get a bit upset.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: You attempted to like bring a croissant from breakfast and
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: like eat it in front of them, just finishing off
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: my Riki.
• 18:46
  Speaker 6: Look, this is I really shouldn't be saying this, but
• 18:49
  Speaker 6: there was one point on this actual season of the show,
• 18:53
  Speaker 6: because you know how I do the reveal of the
• 18:56
  Speaker 6: reward that they're going to get for winning the challenge.
• 19:00
  Speaker 6: The rewards had cheerios in the reward. I may have
• 19:06
  Speaker 6: I really shouldn't be saying this. I may have slipped
• 19:10
  Speaker 6: the cheerio into one of the contestants pockets when the
• 19:13
  Speaker 6: cameras weren't.
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: Oh who was that?
• 19:19
  Speaker 9: I can't say, but let's well, maybe you'll be.
• 19:21
  Speaker 6: Able to pick it because let's just say they ended
• 19:24
  Speaker 6: up using it as bait and they caught maybe some fish.
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: Oh in any other setting, if someone had slipped the
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: cheerio in your pocket, you'd be very unsettable. I tried
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: that at the supermarket. Now Dad got kicked out. Don't
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: do this at home, because you've got a great lineup.
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: Duncan Ghana, as you know, journalist dunk and Ghana.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: There's so many great line. Are you surprised by the
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: mount the people that just go on the show?
• 19:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm surprised that the people we can trick to
• 19:54
  Speaker 6: still come on this show.
• 19:56
  Speaker 9: And then I am not surprised because I feel like
• 20:00
  Speaker 9: some of the people that come on the show need it,
• 20:03
  Speaker 9: and I feel like in this season especially, I'm not
• 20:07
  Speaker 9: going to say who, but you see people have like
• 20:10
  Speaker 9: almost a life changing experience. You think about it, there's
• 20:14
  Speaker 9: no other time.
• 20:15
  Speaker 6: In people's lives, well normal, that you are shut off
• 20:19
  Speaker 6: completely from the outside world and you're just you know,
• 20:22
  Speaker 6: you completely switch off, no phone, just you and you're
• 20:26
  Speaker 6: out there playing this game, living on the land. And
• 20:29
  Speaker 6: I really do feel like there's a lot of people
• 20:32
  Speaker 6: where it changes them going on this show over all.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: Of the seasons. Who has been your favorite contestant?
• 20:38
  Speaker 6: Holy Moley, They're all like my children. I feel like
• 20:44
  Speaker 6: my absolute all time favorite. I feel like I have
• 20:48
  Speaker 6: to have a couple of answers.
• 20:49
  Speaker 9: I have to say Lace.
• 20:50
  Speaker 6: Savali as one, because he's co hosted with me this season.
• 20:53
  Speaker 6: He's one of the best people to ever play the
• 20:56
  Speaker 6: game in my opinion, so having him there as co
• 20:59
  Speaker 6: host was really cool. But one of my all time Favors,
• 21:02
  Speaker 6: and someone who I'm still really good friends with is
• 21:04
  Speaker 6: Susan Duboy.
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: I mean, what a legend, Dame Susie.
• 21:08
  Speaker 9: Dame Susie.
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: Now you didn't mention Lancevali you host this season onto
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: your third co host Breed.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: Who's the problem?
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: They're all like your children?
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: The hits that John Wan Ben podcast Today afternoon.
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: I was just sitting in the car waiting for my
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: daughter to come out of dance recital. That's what I do,
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: is I just sit in cars waiting for kids to
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: emerge from either dance recitals or basketball practices.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: You don't go in for the dance recital.
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: No, well, no, I don't want to cramp her style,
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: she said, at the age where she's like, no, don't
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: come in. Yeah, sorry, I know you're not that age.
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: They want you there, Eventually, they don't.
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: I've had lots of warnings about that where they're they're like,
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: they'll be embarrassed off you soon.
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm in that period now, But that's all right,
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: And I just sit in the car and look like
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: a pervert on my laptop. Look log onto my old
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: personal hotspot. You know that's actually outside Ben's house. One
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: day and I was just clearing some emails waiting for
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: him to come out, and his neighbor came up and
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: he's like, what are you looking at their mate? And
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: I was, Oh, just just put Gmail knocked on the window.
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: Oh you want to know some good websites? I was like, oh, no,
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: I'm you.
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: My car out in the suburban area.
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: Lovely off though, offer you even know when you want
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: some good websites? So yes, waiting for Pobby to emerge,
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: and across the road I see a well known figure.
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: Now I'm not going to name them because I said,
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: you know, I've done enough shabby stuff over the over
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: the years in public that I wouldn't want to be
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: named in shame for this. But yeah, this this person
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: had their dog. They had the dog deposits in a bag.
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: Obviously the dog had the bodily functions had had followed
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: through and they were looking left right, left right, making
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: sure the coast was clear. I had nothing else to
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: do apart from stare at them. And then they lifted
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: up someone's bin, someone's recycling but the general waistbin, general waistbin,
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: and slipped it in the bin and carried on their way.
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: I could feel the shame. I could see the shame
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: on their face, the guilt ah, And I was like,
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: can you actually dump? Can you dump your dogs? Your
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: dogs do in another person's bin?
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: I wanted to name the person because I don't think
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: it's that bad.
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I wouldn't they want to be They're so sit
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: that they were ashamed of it. I could tell you, yeah,
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: don't want to be named publicly.
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: I I'm not sure if I've done it, but I'm
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: not opposed to doing it. Would you do it? If
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: I had my waistbin out there and it wasn't chocolate blot,
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: I would be fine with people putting doggy doodoo bags
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: in my rubbish.
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: Should be fair of them. It was rubbish day, the
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: trucks were coming.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: So here's the disclaimers. It can't be overfilled so that
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: the poo bags like hanging out, and it can't be empty.
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: Don't put it in my empty bin. But if it's
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: full when it's about to be picked up.
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: Can you dump your dogs waste in a general waist
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: bind that's not your own because you.
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: Don't need to recycling. But we all agree there.
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: The council owns those. It's not actually yours the rubbish bad. Yeah,
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: the council's property. But you never want to be caught.
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: That's the problem. You don't want to be caught doing it.
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: And some people, some people get upset about it. I'm
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: not sure why. Like I've put all that stuff out
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: there to be thrown out. I'm not taking it back.
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: Takes four for each, ticks four for eight seven. We're
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: gonna open this pole early this morning for the cis
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: clock Club. I once got caught dumping rubbish and like
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: a big skippin by the shop owner.
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: No, that's not it.
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: She came out, She's like, this is worse than dumping animals.
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: And I was just in one of those moods and
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: I was like, that was the wrong thing to say
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: in the moment. She was trying to make a point
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: and I should have just shut it, shut it back down.
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: But that's full for eight siven. Can you dump your
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: dog's waist in another person's.
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: And a doggie bag and a little bag right.
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: I'm saying no, I'm saying that, So no goes on, Megan,
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: you I'm.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: Saying it's all goods that johnaan Ben podcast.
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: Well, there's a little bit judgment actually for me Can
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: you dump your dog's waste in another person's general waste bin?
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: Not recycling? I saw it happened yesterday with a well
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: known figure and the media landscape.
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: But you're saying it was like rubbish day and the
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: rubbish was full. Don't do it in an empty bin?
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: But I think that's fine.
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they didn't. I could tell they knew though, they
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: knew what they were doing was wrong. You could see
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: why were they looking left right, shiggy? No one was
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: there the whole time. Old beady eyes are sitting in
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: his car across the road. I see at all.
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: You're lucky they didn't catch you staring at them.
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I should have feeled. You know how they film
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: it on social media? Put on social but yeah, eight
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: hundred HiT's telephone number four four eight seven. Can you
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: dump and another person's bin?
• 25:44
  Speaker 7: Carla?
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: Okay? Dumping the dog matter? What do you say, not.
• 25:49
  Speaker 10: A problem, especially on rubbish day?
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah? I agree. Someone ticks in and said it's totally fine.
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: Better than those people who'd leave their poos on the
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: sidewalk for you to hand.
• 26:00
  Speaker 10: In exactly, And I've done that for me a time.
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what do you mean, lift it or stood in it.
• 26:08
  Speaker 10: Definitely just stood in it.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, do you have a dog yourself?
• 26:13
  Speaker 10: No, it is just brought a house and we're about
• 26:16
  Speaker 10: to get one eventually. But no, it's it's fine. And
• 26:21
  Speaker 10: I'm dying to know who this delibrity is.
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: I can't, so I don't want to shame because I
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: can tell they are so embarrassed by it. You know,
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: they had the guilt of their face of dumping a body.
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: You're going to have a great one. All right, thank
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: you so much for calling through. Let's get madye on
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: years or no to dumping dumping dog stuff and another
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: person's been Well, I'm.
• 26:42
  Speaker 11: Going to slightly a different question for you, don't I.
• 26:45
  Speaker 10: If I was walking past your house and my.
• 26:47
  Speaker 11: Dog bit his poo on your front lawn and I
• 26:50
  Speaker 11: picked it up, do you want me to dump it
• 26:52
  Speaker 11: in your bed or leave it on your lawn?
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: Well, i'd say, what are you?
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: Pick it up and take it with you?
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: Is that an option? The third one?
• 27:00
  Speaker 11: But I'm walking for another three kilometers?
• 27:06
  Speaker 12: Yeah, someone else's I get your poet, I get your
• 27:11
  Speaker 12: put and I particularly when your factor in it was
• 27:14
  Speaker 12: rubbish collection day, the bin was full.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah exactly, Yeah, I might put a note on my
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: rubbish bin and just be like, yo, if this is full,
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: chuck your poson here. Okay, you're in a bag and
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: not human I mean doggie like a few disclaimers.
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: It's gonna be a long note. Yeah, I thanks so
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: much for your call going over a great hair. So
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: you have dumped, and you've dumped in another person's bin.
• 27:36
  Speaker 7: Yes, has been fully Okay.
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: What if you get caught though, Like, it's fine to
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: do it when no one's watching, but if someone calls
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: you out.
• 27:43
  Speaker 6: I would just say that I'd rather put it in than.
• 27:46
  Speaker 7: Leave it on the lawn.
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: You don't know the third option of keep walking with it?
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: Take away?
• 27:53
  Speaker 11: Have you walked around?
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: I have it.
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: It's gross, it's all moralize it is.
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, even the dogs like, what are you doing? Mate?
• 28:02
  Speaker 6: Get rid of it.
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: You're gonna have a great day.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: Appreciated many the heads that johnaan Ben podcast.
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: And Meghan This Morning, Happy Monday Morning. Internet outrage.
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's easily the most offensive and easily the most
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: offended environment in the world. Isn't it so interesting? Ecosystem?
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: The old Internet?
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: I actually just find it interesting when people post what
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: do you think? On the Internet? I'm like, don't, don't,
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: because someone will always be outraged. It doesn't matter what
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: it is.
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: You know, what I love is when we get a
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: sort of a social outrage in terms of, you know,
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: something's happening on the other side of the world and
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: you can change your filter on your Instagram profile and
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: look like a legend, look like you're doing God's work.
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: That's the best kind of business of the Internet.
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: Definitely doing something for the world when you post, I think.
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: I've put I've been guilty of putting some filter on
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: or something raising money for some absolutely starving.
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: You put a frame around your profile picture.
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, So I mean, hey, it's got good points
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: and bad points of the Internet. But outraged. So we
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: pluck headlines. You read the headline, We try and figure
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: out what the outrage is.
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: All right, My one this morning is Kendy teacher band
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: son from eating breakfast.
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: The kindergarten teacher, Candy.
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: Teacher banned her son from eating breakfast.
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: Well, the interneter outraged because she's starving her child. Was
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: that the source of the outrage.
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: The source of the outrage was what was in the breakfast. Also,
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: so I don't know why the kids going this is
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: in Germany. They must go really early to school. So
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: the teacher when the kid got to school, banned them
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: from eating the lunch because she said it was unhealthy.
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: It was a crossal a cross. There was apple slices, freeze,
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: dried banana chips, and some flower seeds. The internet is
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: outraged that that would be considered unhealthy.
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: Also, the teacher said you can't eat there, and so.
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: We didn't eat. She picked the kid up and it
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: was starving.
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: I'm outraged also, like I.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: Dread making a school lunch because it's unhealthy.
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: I'm outraged at the kids eating sunflower seeds. What a nightmare?
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: What even to a pack of bluebird chips?
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: What are you like? Do you do your kids school lunch?
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: No? I always say on the radio that I have
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: a part in it, and it winds gin my wife up.
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: She's like, you don't do anything in the school. Literally.
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: I just chuck a couple of musy bars in there
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: the night before there. At the time, No, I just
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: feel like I'm contributing something by slipping a musy bar
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: in there. But no, honestly, I've seen it before. The
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: Marmite sandwich, the most traveled sandwich in the country. It
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: goes to school with Poppy every day, comes home around
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: about four o'clock. I eat it. No, I love it
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: every day. I'm looking forward to it some you know,
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: the odd occasion it's not there because she swapped it
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: for something else in the school yard. It makes me
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: very sad. Yeah, it's slightly soggy, bent, dented, you know,
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: flattened from the other day's travels. Yeah, you can taste.
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: You could just leave it out and make yourself a
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: mom might sandwhich when you get hot.
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: Amen. Yeah, it tastes different. Yeah, you can feel the
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: kilometers as you eat it. This is outrage over an accent.
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: Why would the internet be outraged over an accent?
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: Someone putting it on and putting on an accent. Oh,
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: you don't want to do that.
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're in the bullpark. You're in the bullpark. So
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: there's this lady, Sarah cole Will. She's one of twenty
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: people worldwide who suffers from foreign accent syndrome. So she's
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: a British. Now be this in mine. She's a British lady.
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: She's had a medical event and she's woken up with
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: this accent.
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  Speaker 13: My name is Sarah Colewell, I am forty years old.
• 31:42
  Speaker 13: I live in Plymouth, born and bred here in Plymouth.
• 31:47
  Speaker 13: About five year ago now, I had a stroke lug event.
• 31:52
  Speaker 13: There's still some question as to whether it was a
• 31:55
  Speaker 13: severe migraine or an actual stroke event.
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: So she's had a stroke or they don't know what
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: it is, the experts. But she's woken up with Ben
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: Boyce's worst night man putting on. She's an accent.
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: An accent, yeah, and well she's not putting it on
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: her brain is obviously something's happened.
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she's not having a laugh, like this is how
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: she talks all the time now and it has happened worldwide.
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: There's been a guy who's working up with a I'd
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: love to wake up with an Italian accent out of
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: all the accents, where you're like, that would be a
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: fun one to play with. You wouldn't want to wake
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: up with the New Zealand one. You're like, oh, she's
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: all the ones on the smallest board of accents. I
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: got the Missionary of accents. Yeah, this has a bit
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: of an outrage over that. Well, she gets outrage every
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: day because people think she's putting it off.
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not ideal. I've heard of people who go
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: in for surgery and come out with an accent, the
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: Russian accent or something.
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: Rewired the brain.
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: The heads that Jona and Ben podcast bad.
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: News for hay fever sufferers. The spring. This is me too,
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: really bad the spring.
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: Apparently you do a little eeezy and uh don't you
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: at times my asthma. You always want steroids. You want
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: steroids at the moment you.
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: You said recently, I've never known you not to be sick.
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: I'm not sick. I'm on no, no medication.
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: It's been a good couple of weeks for you.
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, knock on wood, I'm all good at the moment.
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: But yeah, apparently it's going to be a bad spring
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: for hay fever sufferers.
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: Are you on the old Laura Plead, Lauri clear.
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: Ant, Laura Laura something every day? No, I lie, I
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: want medication. I take anties every day.
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: What do you saying them? Every day?
• 33:32
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: So what happens when.
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: You get like itchy watery eyes and my throat gets
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: itchy and sneezy?
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: Is it pollen?
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so now's a nightmare. Is it pollen floating around
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: every Yeah? Yeah, what does the Yukon doing here with
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: the old legions disease? It pumping, pumping straight into the
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: studio that, yeah.
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: I'm all good with the whatever's coming out of that.
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: There is calls for sue Ian McKellen to give back
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: his knighthood.
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: I heard him bagging on the Queen, so I.
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: Don't know that everyone here would deny what he's saying.
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: I don't want to speak ill of the Queen, but
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: he called her quite mad and rude. He also said
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: that Prince Harry was dim. But now people are very
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: up in arms. Obviously in England, everyone loves the Queen,
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: loves the royal family, and they have said he needs
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: to give back his knighthood because that's given to you
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: by the queen.
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: Right. Was it a snippet from an interview that's been
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: completely taken out of context? Because I know it's so
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: easy to stand here and judge after we just really
• 34:35
  Speaker 4: read a headline. We do it all the time.
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: I don't was.
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: Anything taken out of context here?
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: Think so? But other people who have said he fell
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: over like he fell on stage in June and so
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: people have said, let's remember that this is an elderly
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: man who's had a nasty full recently. So maybe we.
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: Need to eighty five years old bitter lee.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: Wait yeah, yeah, I mean you're going to Christmas, right,
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: and you're eighty five year old green dad sees some
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: things and you can't just laugh it off.
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he said she was mad towards the end, she
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: was going bonkers. But then you do go bonkers towards
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: the end, right, that's part of that's the fun part
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: of getting old.
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: And also, like we don't know, I wasn't having an
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: audience with the queen every week, Like was he meeting her?
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: That might be his you know, that might be his experience.
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: Maybe the Queen was a bit mad at the end.
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: I know her husband he was a battler, wasn't he, Philip?
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: He was the eighty five year old man who was
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: saying something.
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he was his wild towards the end, wasn't he?
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: And he was driving without a license and he was doing.
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: All sorts racist comments, right? Was there a few racist comments?
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: He said some racist stuff in his time.
• 35:44
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and he's still managed to be a prince, plus
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: his Prince Andrew. He manages to still be a prince.
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: So would you say McKellen needs to Goebeca's nighthood.
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: Oh, I think he's the.
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: Heads that jonaan Ben podcast.
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: Celebrity Treasure Island is back with a whole new set
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: of celebrities eating rice and beans, trying to when it's
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: one hundred thousand dollars right for their favorite charity, money.
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: For your favorite charities yourself. Does anyone even come on,
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: come on to the show and me like, you know what?
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: No one deserves money more than I do. You know
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: all the six starving people out there?
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: I think it's broad upon Yeah.
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: Probably would be. We spoke to bring Thomas, our host
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: of Celebrity Treasure Island, and yes, the contestants are starving.
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: They live off you know, the smell of rice and beans.
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: She confirmed that's what they eat unless they win more food.
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: And she hadn't told the producers us, but she actually cheated.
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: Have listened to what she did.
• 36:31
  Speaker 9: I may have.
• 36:32
  Speaker 6: I really shouldn't be saying that I may have slipped
• 36:36
  Speaker 6: the cheerio into one of the contestants pockets when the
• 36:39
  Speaker 6: cameras were.
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: In any other setting, if someone had slipped the cherry
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: on your pocket would be very unsettable. I tried that
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: at the supermarket that day got kicked out.
• 36:49
  Speaker 10: Don't do this at home.
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: Slipping a saucy into one of the pockets. There'd be
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: there'd be the mad butcher's dream, wouldn't that he puts
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: his hand in one of his pockets find some leftover sae.
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: Most people have you when they get five bucks in
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: a pocket. But then as sausage meat riddled throughout the
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: butcher's pants.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: I love a cheerio too, But it got me thinking
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: on like when you've cheated in life, not on your
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: partner or anything, but just in life. And there's one
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: time that sticks out in my mind even now. I
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: remember this. I was ten years old and I was
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: at intermediate. It must have been right before Mother's Day
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: and they were like, write your mamma poem. I'm ten
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: And I really fancied myself at being like quite you know,
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: a poetic check, being really good at English, and I
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: left it to the last minute. It got to Friday,
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: I hadn't done it, so I ended up finding this.
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: It was like a little framed thing in my mom's house.
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: It was a poem that was framed and I was like,
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: oh knows this poem. I'm going to write it down
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: and claim it as my own.
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: Hold on, this was a poem for your mother. Yeah,
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: so you were plagiarizing work that was already hanging on her.
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: On it.
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: My mom wasn't going to be at school. She already
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: had it at home, sure, but she wasn't going to
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: be at school when I recited this for my mom.
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: Ah, I say so, she was never going to get this, okay, right.
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I was like, lift it to the last minute,
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: wrote down this poem that was on my mom's wall
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: and a frame, and went to school and I read.
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: I still remember this poem. This is what it was.
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: Ten year old?
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: Who's the original? Gauren Hathaway Boren. I came.
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: God sent the moon. God sent the birds and sunshine
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: to gladden all the world. He sent the foliage and
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: the flowers and radiance unfurled.
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: I'm ten, this is not yeah, i's I'm the teacher.
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: I'm I'm picking. This is pre chet GPT stuff. I'm
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: already No, this is stolen.
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: He sent the June, the stars, the moon, the pearly
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: juw jop sweet, and then he sent you, mother dare
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: to make it all complete. And as a ten year
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: old is the teacher?
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: What is this the nineteen twenties.
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: So the teacher brought me aside. I was like, you're
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: write that. I was like, yes, I did, I absolutely.
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: I doubled down and then she called my mom and
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: Mom's like.
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: No, she sounds very familiar. I think I'm looking at
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: it hanging on the angling off the wall at the moment, it's.
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: Framed on my wall. She didn't write it, but nice
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: to know my daughter's put on time and effort to
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: write me something original.
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: It is, yeah, because the other wouldn't have stacked up
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: next to the other ones. Be like, Mom, Mom, I
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: love you, Mum, I love it when you met hot
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: course buns, you know, stuff like and you come out
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: with this piece.
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: Of your pearly drew drop sweet.
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, eight hundreds. When have you cheated in life? I
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: love to tell you how I cheated? And you know
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: how they do the no drinking months?
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, surely lots of people do that.
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll tell you about that.
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: The hats that Jona wan Ben podcast and.
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: What have you cheated on in life? Megan just admitted
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: to plagiarizing a poem when she was age ten. I
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: know BNX he's not here today, but he would say
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: that he once cheated in a coloring a Pack and
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: save coloring competition where he may he was eleven, but
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: he may have entered the under eight age cat blitz
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: the competition.
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: How did they know?
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: Though they don't he took that pack and save voucher
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: and slept with the guilt. Wow, yeah, I remember. You know.
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: They sometimes in this job, they're like, can you be
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: an ambassador for this? And honestly, I've I couldn't. You
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: couldn't find a worse ambassador than me. I've just got
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: no sticking power, no credibility.
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: I can't believe you're going to admit this.
• 40:12
  Speaker 4: But there was one that I can't here. But you know,
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: if you go through the entire there's always a month
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: assigned to being sober or being something. There's something and
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: it was one of these months and they're like, we're
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: doing this for charity, and it's like, can you not
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: drink from ups? I'm like, yeah, I can do that.
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: It sounds like this thing I can do first weekend.
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: I'm like, this is hell. And then I found a
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: loophole that you could pay every time you drink. You
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: just paid fines and then went went to the charity.
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: Didn't so it's guilt free.
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: Guilt free, so yes, but it all went to charity
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: and that is the main, the main thing. Chloe, good morning.
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: How are you Are you doing all right? How are
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: you What have you cheated on in life? Chloe?
• 41:00
  Speaker 11: Well, let's just say that my cheating backside so an intermediate.
• 41:05
  Speaker 11: We had detention classes and you go and you sit
• 41:10
  Speaker 11: and you write lines all break. Well, I've had about
• 41:14
  Speaker 11: half of my diary full with tensions already, and you're
• 41:17
  Speaker 11: supposed to have them signed off by your parents. Well,
• 41:21
  Speaker 11: let's just say my mum wasn't happy. I'd had a
• 41:23
  Speaker 11: few detentions and I didn't want her knowing about it,
• 41:26
  Speaker 11: so I bought her signature for the rest of my detention.
• 41:30
  Speaker 11: And when I went into that detention room, they said,
• 41:34
  Speaker 11: your mom didn't write this. I said, yeah, she did,
• 41:37
  Speaker 11: and they could tell it didn't look the same, and
• 41:40
  Speaker 11: they said, well, tell me the truth. Did you write it?
• 41:44
  Speaker 11: And I said yes, and they gave me more detentions
• 41:47
  Speaker 11: and then I had to get my mum just sided off.
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: Did you must have been a shambles at school? What
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: were you doing?
• 41:52
  Speaker 11: I just I just used to talk to all my
• 41:54
  Speaker 11: friends all the time. And because I'm ADHD, my brain
• 41:56
  Speaker 11: is all the time.
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: Your CHEDD, you're socializer.
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: We hear that.
• 42:00
  Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, and so let's just say I got me in.
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: Trouble back, got on your mate. You have a great day, Chloe. Yeah,
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: you appreciate that. Text here four or four eight seven.
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: I cheated on the forty half fem And now the
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: kids that you're raising money for in the forty half
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: femin are like, can you just do forty hours? You're
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: jacked up on Barley sugars.
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you're allowed to eat Barlie sugar, just juices,
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: just OK.
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: Can you not eat for a couple of days? Well,
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: thank you very much for your calls and texts.