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Omg, I adulted WHEN! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Peyton adulted. This weekend, I had something happened to me
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  Speaker 1: that I will say that's embarrassing to admit, but it's true.
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  Speaker 1: But at the time it was happening, I felt like
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  Speaker 1: a total adult. But when I tell you that I
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  Speaker 1: did it, You're gonna be like, come on, Peyton, what
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  Speaker 1: happened to you?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I told you, guys a couple of weeks ago
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  Speaker 2: that the washer at her house has broken. So I
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  Speaker 2: was gonna have to go and do my laundry at
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  Speaker 2: the launchmat. And over the weekend I had to get
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  Speaker 2: it done. I had no clothes, kiddem had no clothes.
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  Speaker 2: So I got my little coins and I got all
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  Speaker 2: my laundry stuff and I decide to go to the laundrmat.
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  Speaker 2: And I have never experienced anything like this in my
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  Speaker 2: in my entire life. I didn't know what to do.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't know what button suppress. I was overwhelmed. There
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  Speaker 2: was kids screaming, there was other people jiggling all their change.
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  Speaker 2: It was like sensory overload in there. On top of
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  Speaker 2: the fact I didn't know what to do. So I
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  Speaker 2: go and I'd put my clothes in this like washer
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  Speaker 2: and it's like a five dollars washer. I'm like, that's
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  Speaker 2: kind of expensive for a load of laundry, but all right,
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  Speaker 2: So I put my soap in there, and I like,
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  Speaker 2: all right, excuse me. I put my laundry in there,
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  Speaker 2: and I like close the washer and then it starts washing,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm like, wait, I didn't put any soap in there.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm like, okay, five dollars, what do I do?
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  Speaker 2: What do I do? So I stopped the washer to
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  Speaker 2: put the soap in, and it's like, wampah, Now I
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  Speaker 2: have to put five more dollars in. So apparently if
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  Speaker 2: you start the washer, you can't stop the washer. And
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  Speaker 2: then and then, to make it even worse, there's this
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  Speaker 2: guy next to me, and I'm pretty sure like his
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  Speaker 2: wife probably just kicked him out of the house because he
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  Speaker 2: looked like he had never done a load of laundry
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  Speaker 2: in his life either. And he was like, are these washers?
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't know, bro, I'm new to this too.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, we're in this together. I have no clue
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  Speaker 2: what to do. So I redo my laundry, I put
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  Speaker 2: the soap in. Everything's fine, And I just realized that
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  Speaker 2: my parents have failed me. I blame that. I blame
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  Speaker 2: my mom and I blame my dad because still to
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  Speaker 2: this day, my mom will do my laundry for me,
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  Speaker 2: still to this and I'm so appreciated, but I feel
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  Speaker 2: like she should have taken me to the laundry maw
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  Speaker 2: to teach me how to do my laundry. I'm about
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  Speaker 2: to get married, you guys, I looked like an idiot.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like to take it from there. I' about
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  Speaker 1: to get married, you guys. Now, I feel like you're
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  Speaker 1: handing me the baton. Let me take it from me.
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  Speaker 1: My mom did everything for me almost my entire life,
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  Speaker 1: and then I got married, and my wife has done
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  Speaker 1: everything for me since we got married. Right, So, I've
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  Speaker 1: never done laundry before. There's things I've never really done before.
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  Speaker 1: I never thought of before something happed. My wife was
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  Speaker 1: out of town last week, and I was never going
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  Speaker 1: to bring this up on the air, But because we're
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  Speaker 1: talking about this, and then Riches is something to me.
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  Speaker 1: On Friday, Rich asked me about my pillow. You shouldn't
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  Speaker 1: ask me about a pillow.
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  Speaker 3: Do you remember, Oh yeah, I just asked you what
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  Speaker 3: kind of pillow do you sleep on? Since you have
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  Speaker 3: a new sleep eight, you have a preferred pillow.
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  Speaker 1: I just so. I googled last week what's the best
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  Speaker 1: pillow in the world, and it gave me a couple options.
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  Speaker 1: So I bought a pillow, and then I thought about it.
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  Speaker 1: I go, I've never really bought a pillow in my
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  Speaker 1: entire life. I feel like pillow has just been hand
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  Speaker 1: me down or just showed up at my house. I
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  Speaker 1: feel like then my wife told me she got on
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  Speaker 1: my target, but I had no idea, right, I've just
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  Speaker 1: always had a pillow. So I got this new pillow
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  Speaker 1: in the mail and she was out of town and
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  Speaker 1: it came in it's really cool box and it had
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  Speaker 1: it was in a special bag and I unzipped the bag like, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: it's there's already pillows a huge box. So I unzipped
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  Speaker 1: the bag and there's the pillow. And then I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: oh man, I got to put a pillowcase on this thing.
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  Speaker 1: I've never done that before. So then I'm like, should
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  Speaker 1: I just take the pillow case off my pillow? No,
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  Speaker 1: that's dirty. And then I'm like, where do we keep
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  Speaker 1: the pillow cases in my house? So my wife's not home,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to call her in that wear the
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  Speaker 1: pillow cases. So I open up this cabinet and there's
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  Speaker 1: sheets and towels and there's the little sheets and those
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  Speaker 1: are the pillow cases. So I opened the pillow case.
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  Speaker 1: I have never put a pillow in a pillowcase in
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  Speaker 1: my life. It took me a long time. That's why.
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  Speaker 4: That's why I stuck. It was in my head because
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, holy crap, why would it just go in?
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  Speaker 4: So I gotta put this pillow, shoveing this pillow there.
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  Speaker 4: And when I did it all by myself, was like,
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  Speaker 4: that's the first pillow case I put up. Because when
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  Speaker 4: I was my entire life, my pillow case comes off
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  Speaker 4: the pillow. I just leave it off, and my wife
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  Speaker 4: would be, how could you don't have the pillwcase on?
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  Speaker 1: Whatever? I never had a pillowcase on. That's why a
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  Speaker 1: lot of my pillows were stained.
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  Speaker 3: That is kind of shocking, But I mean we are
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  Speaker 3: opening up the door for you're a grown adult and
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  Speaker 3: you've ever done blank before.
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  Speaker 1: That does kind of open up that door.
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  Speaker 2: When you're like, like so mortified and embarrassed with yourself
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  Speaker 2: after I'm not you.
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  Speaker 1: Are the only people that know this story. I did
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  Speaker 1: not tell my wife that I put I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to go. I put the pillowcase about myself and they
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  Speaker 1: should be like, good boy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but what a charmed life you've lived where you've
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  Speaker 3: never had to deal with that at all? Right, I
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  Speaker 3: mean that's pretty.
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  Speaker 1: But if I did, even if like no one ever
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  Speaker 1: put the pillow case on for me, who cares, I
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  Speaker 1: don't care. I would have never you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, oh my god, I need a pillowcase.
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  Speaker 5: I kind of gross that you're just sleeping on a
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  Speaker 5: dirty pillow like.
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  Speaker 1: No bother me.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, you got to wash those cases too.
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  Speaker 1: What's a normal adult task that feels fake when you
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  Speaker 1: do it? That was on the internet. We were talking
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  Speaker 1: about adulting. Peyton did went to a laundromat. I put
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  Speaker 1: a pillowcase on a pillow I'll tell you one.
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  Speaker 3: When you when you pick up your kids from a playdate,
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  Speaker 3: it seems like you're still the babysitter, Like they're with
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  Speaker 3: responsible adults. Hey, you taking them up from the responsible adults.
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  Speaker 1: Someone asked the internet. These are some of the top answers.
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  Speaker 1: What's what's a normal adult task? Wearing business attires so
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  Speaker 1: I look like I know what I'm doing at work,
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  Speaker 1: filing taxes, investing in planning for retirement. I have signing
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  Speaker 1: authority at work. I entered into contracts regularly, and every
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  Speaker 1: time I feel like I'm forging my mom's name on
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  Speaker 1: a field trip permission slip, sending an email that ends
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  Speaker 1: with best regards? Who am I? This is so funny.
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  Speaker 1: I work at a grocery store and I always feel
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  Speaker 1: like I'm playing store when I have to check a
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  Speaker 1: friend out at the register. Do you want to play store?
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  Speaker 1: Making a doctor's appointment? Wait, my mom can't do it
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  Speaker 1: for me. Being the person in charge in case of emergency.
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  Speaker 1: That's hilarious. Choosing a good old a good bottle of wine.
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  Speaker 2: Haven't you guys seen it? Have you seen that TikTok
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  Speaker 2: trend where it's like, this is my emergency contact? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's like videos of of their husbands act in full.
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  Speaker 1: What makes you feel like an adult going to the
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  Speaker 1: bank in person saying I have to check my calendar
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  Speaker 1: and actually meaning it a big Yeah, we got one
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  Speaker 1: thousand dollars on the line. We're gonna play minute to
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  Speaker 1: win it. We need a contest at eight seven seven,
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  Speaker 1: nine three seven one four seven You get a chance
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  Speaker 1: at winning Pat Hickey's money. So call right now. You
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  Speaker 1: get ten questions in a row. Right, you win the
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  Speaker 1: thousand bucks eight seven, seven, nine, three seven, one oh
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  Speaker 1: four seven asap Rocky was the musical guest on Sorry
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  Speaker 1: Night Live this weekend, and we got tickets. Suzette's got
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  Speaker 1: tickets today three point thirty. Do you guys watch that
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  Speaker 1: alive at all?
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  Speaker 2: Aw some fun clips?
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  Speaker 1: Uh, it was pretty brilliant some of the writing. Did
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  Speaker 1: you watch it? I watched some of it. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: watched watch all of it. I watched all of it.
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  Speaker 1: Friging that kid Wolf Wold he has potential to be
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  Speaker 1: a big star. He could really roll with it. Oh
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  Speaker 1: you got a clip, You got a clip of him?
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  Speaker 5: Oh it was because remember how you were like a
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  Speaker 5: snel if they're smart, because they have him on and
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  Speaker 5: there was all that hype about a possible secret episode.
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  Speaker 1: They did it. Oh that mysterious ninth episode. The internet
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  Speaker 1: was convinced existed.
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  Speaker 3: It didn't, but it does now and we got almost
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  Speaker 3: all the main kid's back.
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  Speaker 6: You want to tell me why the hell?
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  Speaker 1: Whre?
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  Speaker 3: And I slid by.
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  Speaker 1: Everything we thought happened was an illusion.
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  Speaker 2: There was planted by vent though he's still that's impossible.
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  Speaker 1: Seriously, Mike's one good reason why Reason believe you on
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  Speaker 1: Reason about eleven.
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  Speaker 5: Stranger Things spoof definitely, and that's necessity if you've got
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  Speaker 5: someone from Stranger Things on.
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  Speaker 1: And that was all the hype. Yeah, there was a
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  Speaker 1: couple of skits they did that was really good where
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  Speaker 1: you could see his acting and his improvisation. There was
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  Speaker 1: one there was a space skit where they were feeding
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  Speaker 1: him of food and he kept eating it and spitting
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  Speaker 1: it out. You could see them improvising, he was laughing.
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  Speaker 1: It was just really well done. Asap. Rocky was pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: Did you guys watch any three songs?
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  Speaker 6: Right?
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  Speaker 1: I saw him do two. I'd read a headline saying
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  Speaker 1: he did three song. He more of one song into
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  Speaker 1: the next song. He didn't note, So he did two
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  Speaker 1: performances three songs. He had a lot of people on
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  Speaker 1: stage with them. I was just kind of like, give
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  Speaker 1: me a sap and and I was also waiting to
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  Speaker 1: see if Rihanna was gonna come out right, because that's
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  Speaker 1: what he would hope. I know that that did. That
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  Speaker 1: didn't happen. I thought even the chure in the audience
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  Speaker 1: or something they didn't wasn't there.
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  Speaker 2: Sabrina Carpenter was there though.
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  Speaker 1: Sabrina Carpenter was one of the first guys, and so
• 8:28
  Speaker 1: was He was pretty funny asap. Rocky was in those.
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  Speaker 2: Are like those kids podcasters hard cast?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah it was. It was just really well done. One
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  Speaker 1: of the they did another thing on tape. Have you
• 8:39
  Speaker 1: guys watched? I talked about it in the air before
• 8:40
  Speaker 1: he did Rivalry at All the hockey Harry Potter one,
• 8:44
  Speaker 1: it's the hockey players that are gay, and then they
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  Speaker 1: did a heated Harry Potter freaking genius. It's genius.
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  Speaker 5: Jason Momo was in that one.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, Yeah, the whole sket with, the whole episode was
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  Speaker 1: pretty I'm going to say that this season they've had
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  Speaker 1: three really good hosts. Three they did. Ariana Grande was awesome,
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  Speaker 1: Finn Wolfhart was awesome, and there was one more I
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  Speaker 1: can't remember who else that I thought was pretty good. Well, anyway,
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  Speaker 1: those two were top notch. Okay, you guys, we've got
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  Speaker 1: a thousand dollars of Pat Hicky's money. We'd play a
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  Speaker 1: minute to win it. Good morning, Kent, Good morning. You
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  Speaker 1: know how to play this game? I do. I listen
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  Speaker 1: every morning.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks Kent, Oh, he sounds locked in already sixty seconds
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  Speaker 3: on the clay to go. All right, you get ten
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  Speaker 3: of these, right, you win a thousand dollars from Pat,
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  Speaker 3: Hicky and Peoria.
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  Speaker 1: Four.
• 9:27
  Speaker 3: Let's go name any song by Taylor Swift.
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  Speaker 1: Love story.
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  Speaker 3: What animal is known for its long trunk, big ears
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  Speaker 3: and memory?
• 9:38
  Speaker 6: An elephant?
• 9:39
  Speaker 3: Winter Olympics start in just a few weeks. What country
• 9:42
  Speaker 3: started the Olympics? Grease who played Jack in Titanic.
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  Speaker 6: Leannauto DiCaprio.
• 9:51
  Speaker 1: Plants need the sun to make.
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  Speaker 6: What they need the sun to make. It's like photosynthesis
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  Speaker 6: of the process. It's to make.
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  Speaker 1: Oxygen. Well, I mean we're looking for food. That's how
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  Speaker 1: they make their own food, plant food. That was okay, No,
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  Speaker 1: I feel.
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  Speaker 5: Like they need the sun to make oxygen.
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  Speaker 1: As well, right, yeah, I mean I feel.
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  Speaker 5: Like we're going to get some emails on that question.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I think we might get faxes on
• 10:31
  Speaker 1: that question. That's not right, So I can't give you that.
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  Speaker 1: So the answer is plants need the sun to make food.
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  Speaker 1: Like I thought it was.
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  Speaker 6: A little bit more scientific.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, not that one. You were going, sorry about that.
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  Speaker 3: I see like a plant at a barbecue grilling up.
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  Speaker 3: Where's the sun?
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, can't have a great day, brother. Thanks for this thing.
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: Since we're talking about heated rivalry. What shows are out there?
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  Speaker 1: Who's watching what? I watched this? He's a finale. Landman's
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  Speaker 1: freaking fantastic.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I really really liked that.
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: In fact, fantastic show.
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  Speaker 3: Of all the things I saw this weekend, including movies,
• 11:13
  Speaker 3: I thought Landman was probably the best out of all
• 11:15
  Speaker 3: of them. I watched The Rip. Oh, I saw that too,
• 11:18
  Speaker 3: with Matt Damon and Ben Affleck. It was good, but
• 11:22
  Speaker 3: I mean, we've seen the concept of cops, you know,
• 11:24
  Speaker 3: stealing money from drug house.
• 11:26
  Speaker 1: There's a little twist, a little twist.
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  Speaker 3: It was a little different, but that I feel like
• 11:30
  Speaker 3: that theme has come up like three or four times
• 11:31
  Speaker 3: in the past year.
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  Speaker 6: I watched that too.
• 11:33
  Speaker 5: I wanted them to take the money, take the money?
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: Did you just ruin it? Well?
• 11:40
  Speaker 5: I don't think so, that's not like the whole thing.
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: I thought it was long, and I even fast forward
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: through action scenes. Oh, really, like this is taking too long? Man,
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: I was like, this is and I have to tell
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: I think that thought the beginning was complicated. When they're talking,
• 11:56
  Speaker 1: when it's Ben Affleck being interviewed by a by it
• 11:59
  Speaker 1: turns out to be his brother, and then and then
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: Matt Damons. I'm like, so that woman gets killed at
• 12:03
  Speaker 1: the beginning and they're having this conversation. I was like,
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: what this is like losing me. I don't get it.
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: So I just sat through it to get to it,
• 12:09
  Speaker 1: and I thought it was like, oh, really didn't like it.
• 12:12
  Speaker 1: I gave to me that show was mid Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: don't think it was great. And then on Netflix number
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: two show and number one right nowt His and Hers,
• 12:20
  Speaker 1: So we talked about that last week. Number two is
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  Speaker 1: this Agatha Christie murder movie or murder show, which is
• 12:25
  Speaker 1: like six episodes. I started to watch that and it's
• 12:28
  Speaker 1: so hard to get through. Really are you are you starting?
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  Speaker 5: I thought I was gonna watch that because it's like
• 12:32
  Speaker 5: number two. I'm like, well, maybe I watched this, And
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  Speaker 5: then I watched the rip instead because I was like,
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  Speaker 5: I don't know if this seems interesting.
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm not out on the Agatha Christie thing, except
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: it takes place like in the nineteen twenties, and in
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: the very beginning there's this really cool murder, really cool murder,
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: really cool murder. Yeah, this guy gets murdered somehow in
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: a bull arena, right, you see that? And I'm like okay,
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: and then it goes back to some time and then
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: it's like it takes a long I feel like I'm
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: watching Bridgerton and then it gets into this like Bridgerton
• 12:58
  Speaker 1: type of stuff and I'm like, okay, I put it
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: on pause. I'm waiting.
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  Speaker 3: I'm waiting to see What's it a bb show that
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  Speaker 3: they just threw on Netflix or is it something new
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  Speaker 3: what they just did?
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  Speaker 1: It's a Netflix show now. I was telling Kyle, I
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: had a bunch people message me about a show on
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: Paramount Plus called Girl Taken. I think that's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: the I think that thing's gonna blow up. I think
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna blow so I recommend that in advance, without
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  Speaker 1: recommending it yet without seeing much of it. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: watched five minutes of it. It scared the hell out of me.
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  Speaker 3: Oh it's scary.
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  Speaker 1: It's a girl Taken.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, but not like a horror movie.
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  Speaker 1: No, like a a No, like a horror like you
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  Speaker 1: don't want to be the girl taken, like you're I
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  Speaker 1: believe it's a teacher that kidnaps a girl for years
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  Speaker 1: and has her in his house and the way the
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: first five minutes you'll get what I'm talking about, and
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: you're you're gonna be like, damn, sounds terrible. It's horrific.
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  Speaker 1: And I think it's based off a couple of true stories.
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: It's called Girl Taken on Paramount. And what else did
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: I watch? Well, I just tell you this land Man
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: is freaking fantastic.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was a satisfying season. They did a great job.
• 14:00
  Speaker 3: Shut they would do like twenty instead of just ten
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  Speaker 3: because it's already over. We won't get that again to like,
• 14:04
  Speaker 3: you know, maybe next Christmas.