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The Forbidden Foot Tap | Son of a Boy Dad #391 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: But you just can't handle the za, God that zaw No.
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  Speaker 4: You've had a cold for a month. A cold? Is
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  Speaker 4: this allergies?
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  Speaker 5: I don't think I have cold or allergies.
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  Speaker 4: You don't think that you sound stuffed up right now?
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  Speaker 4: I mean I'm a little stuffy. Come on, I don't
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  Speaker 4: think I sound like abnormally stuffy. I think you sound
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  Speaker 4: very Does he not sound stuffy to me? And then
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  Speaker 4: he does that now, I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: You know, that's just an immune response to trauma. Yeah
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  Speaker 1: you think, I know it is sickness. Isn't like germs
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  Speaker 1: being transcered around. It's an immune response to trauma.
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  Speaker 4: Could be I don't know what I would be trauma.
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  Speaker 1: You're probably abandoned by your parents or some shit like
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  Speaker 1: that of the opposite helicopter parents.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, tiger mom, you were picked up by your parents.
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  Speaker 4: You were collected. Yeah we're here again, mom. Camp isn't
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  Speaker 4: over it yet. I need two more weights making friends.
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  Speaker 4: That's you, all right, Well we're staying in a motel nearby,
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  Speaker 4: just in.
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  Speaker 1: Case that's you.
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  Speaker 4: No, that's not me, that is No.
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  Speaker 1: He just nailed you. He just lampooned you to a tee.
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  Speaker 4: Not just helicopter parents. He's got black Hawk parents. Anytime
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  Speaker 4: someone was picking on him on the playground, they'd come
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  Speaker 4: in and beat the shit out of those kids. Yeah we're
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  Speaker 4: talking like apache helicopter Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought you managed parents were on the Chicago Blackhawks.
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  Speaker 4: That's cool enforcers because they.
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  Speaker 1: Could also beat the shit out of someone. Let alone,
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  Speaker 1: tong Drave.
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  Speaker 4: That makes sense as well. Truth. Truth, All right, start,
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  Speaker 4: let's get this going.
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  Speaker 5: Ooh all ready, Welcome back to the Son of a
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  Speaker 5: Boy Dad podcast.
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  Speaker 4: Today.
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  Speaker 5: It is April seventh, It is too twenty pm. We
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  Speaker 5: are here live from HQ three twenty one.
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  Speaker 4: I got bad news. Do tell it's Present Tuesday? Oh nice, Well,
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  Speaker 4: I saw.
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  Speaker 5: You guys bring in all that stuff. I was sitting
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  Speaker 5: round there.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I thought one of you guys would look at and
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  Speaker 5: neither of you guys looked.
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  Speaker 4: That's not what I'm talking about. Oh, what's all that?
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  Speaker 4: Why don't you just stop presuming where I'm going? Are
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  Speaker 4: you upset because Present Tuesday has been spoiled? I want
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  Speaker 4: to say that I have something really cool for Present Tuesday,
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  Speaker 4: but I left it at home by accident. Oh no,
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  Speaker 4: so now we might have to do Present Wednesday. That's fine.
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  Speaker 4: What was it? Why don't I I would like to
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  Speaker 4: be a surprise? That's sort of the concept of Present Tuesday.
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  Speaker 5: You can't bring it up and then not have a
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  Speaker 5: gift and then not tell anyone what.
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  Speaker 4: Absolutely I can I can do that. Why wouldn't I
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  Speaker 4: be allowed to do that?
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  Speaker 1: He also has like supplementary gifts, like all these cookies
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  Speaker 1: and all that sweet as gear.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Oh yeah, true? That works.
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  Speaker 5: I should hold this over until Wednesday.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know you're champing at the bit. Do you
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  Speaker 4: know that it's champing at the bit, not chomping at
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  Speaker 4: the bit? No, I didn't. Well keep that in mind.
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  Speaker 4: I will. Yeah, a lot of never get that phrase
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  Speaker 4: before though, you never said chomping at the bit because
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  Speaker 4: most people say chomping at the bit, which makes sense. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: frothing at the mouth. Yeah, it's actually champing at the mouth.
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  Speaker 4: A lot of people don't know that champing at the bit.
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  Speaker 4: It's a horse term.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like galloping or cribbing. Why don't you try and
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  Speaker 1: use champing at the bit sometimes this episode?
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  Speaker 4: I will, I will, I'll try to throw it in.
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  Speaker 1: But uh, Francis got these cookies for you, and I
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  Speaker 1: was like, should we get one for Harry when we
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  Speaker 1: were just buying ourselves cookies, and he was like, I'm
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  Speaker 1: tired of getting him stuff that he doesn't use. And
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  Speaker 1: he didn't say it as a joke, he was just
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  Speaker 1: very resigned and hurt by you by.
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  Speaker 5: What else have you got me that I haven't you?
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  Speaker 4: What haven't I gotten you? What? I think, honestly at
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  Speaker 4: this point, like what have rat gifts that I haven't
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  Speaker 4: in you that in your back alley. I don't know
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  Speaker 4: what you're doing. There must be some homeless guy near
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  Speaker 4: you who is better dressed, warmer, better fed, cooled paraphernalia,
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  Speaker 4: free weed.
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  Speaker 5: But I I I don't I have all of your stuff.
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  Speaker 5: I have it a little corner. It's called Francis's corner,
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  Speaker 5: like the shrine.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, A bunch of candles that he likes next to Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: That's probably why you have the junk removal guys coming
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  Speaker 1: for all this stuff France keeps on giving you.
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  Speaker 4: I had to cancel them.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think he's junk. I think it's nice though.
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  Speaker 4: No sentimental. That was all nice, good stuff. It went
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  Speaker 4: to the junk corner.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I got you, guys, this bird, and you
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  Speaker 5: just left it here on the desk.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't get that bird.
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  Speaker 4: I brought that bird in.
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  Speaker 1: All you brought is this fucking Washington monument.
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  Speaker 5: No. I didn't even bring the monument in. I brought
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  Speaker 5: the statue the football player in and the rogan kettlebell.
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  Speaker 4: That was a gift for you.
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  Speaker 5: And how long has it been here collecting dust?
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  Speaker 4: Who has used that more than anyone else?
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  Speaker 5: Probably whoever's using it to hold the carpet down.
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  Speaker 4: I would assume that.
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  Speaker 1: Person I didn't even know carpass needed to be held down.
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  Speaker 1: I always kind of assume that that's how carpass. That
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  Speaker 1: was the nature of a carpet.
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  Speaker 4: That this one is like a wave. If you pull that,
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  Speaker 4: if you lift up that, if you lift up that kettlebell.
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  Speaker 5: It just folds right in half. Yeah, it flies over
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  Speaker 5: the table.
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  Speaker 1: Eat us? Like that play? What's that play where there's
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  Speaker 1: like a fucking big v just fly trap that eats everybody?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, Rocky Horror Picture Show?
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  Speaker 1: Is that?
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  Speaker 4: It was that it? I've never seen that. That's about
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  Speaker 4: a little shop with there's two mixed up.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never seen either one of them, to be honest.
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  Speaker 4: Nor have I. And I've never understood their staying power.
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  Speaker 5: Well, the Rocky Horror Picture Show or whatever it is
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  Speaker 5: is like huge.
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  Speaker 4: Well the cult following cult following, right, and they produced
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  Speaker 4: it everywhere, isn't it everywhere? Oh?
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  Speaker 5: Me and Colin did a show in Providence and with
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  Speaker 5: the hotel there was like a convention happening.
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  Speaker 4: Cool.
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  Speaker 5: He called me and he was like, there's a bunch
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  Speaker 5: of freaks here walking around.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and what were they they were rocky horror pictures.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, they were freaks. What is it?
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  Speaker 1: What kind of freak is it? Is it like goth
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  Speaker 1: people people with like hybrids.
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  Speaker 4: They're not God, they're like colorful goths.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but that's like, that's hybrid goths and colors.
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  Speaker 4: Like green hair. You're not goth. You're on the fence.
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  Speaker 5: You're Jared Gotheah, you're right on the edge.
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  Speaker 4: I have a question, well not a question. First, I
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  Speaker 4: have a state, and that is that speaking of green
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  Speaker 4: haired people. I finally I went to see the painting
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  Speaker 4: that I bought at the gallery. Oh yeah, and I
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  Speaker 4: was in there and I was going to feel good.
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  Speaker 4: It was cool. Yeah, what other people coming up to
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  Speaker 4: it and you're like, get the fuck DT, No, nobody
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  Speaker 4: was in there, and then out of nowhere, I'm not
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  Speaker 4: making this up a group of twenty plus teens, all
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  Speaker 4: of whom were green haired, wearing kind of like some
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  Speaker 4: of them were wearing kind of anime type stuff.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: The guys were mousey with like ratty mustaches, bad skin.
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  Speaker 4: Everyone had armpit hair. I don't know what the collective
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  Speaker 4: glue of this group would have been. I don't know
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  Speaker 4: what they were all into but they all were kind
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  Speaker 4: of came in. Every single one of them came in,
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  Speaker 4: and I mean.
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  Speaker 5: It was like a had you have been a little uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sure it felt the way that like as cashier feels.
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  Speaker 4: We see like a group of twenty teen just flash
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  Speaker 4: rush Now I'm like, oh my god, they're taking my
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  Speaker 4: painting and there's nothing I can do about it. But
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  Speaker 4: sure enough, I mean they were looking around and I
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  Speaker 4: noticed a group of like four or five of them
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  Speaker 4: looking at my painting and they were like, oh, I
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  Speaker 4: like this one, and I'll have to tell you it
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  Speaker 4: made me not like it as much. Oh really, it
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  Speaker 4: took some of the veneer the ship. I feel like
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  Speaker 4: that would make me like it more. Not that group.
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  Speaker 4: Not that group. I didn't want that was this was
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  Speaker 4: not the right group? I mean?
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  Speaker 5: Or did they seem like they were into art or
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  Speaker 5: did it seem like they were there like.
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  Speaker 4: They were like having pet pigs or something. Yeah like that,
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  Speaker 4: they had you know that I don't even know. Really
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  Speaker 4: were they causing a ruckus? No, they were respectful, but
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  Speaker 4: they were just theater kids who couldn't get roles in
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  Speaker 4: the play. Stage crew yeah, stage crew yeah, that's right.
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  Speaker 1: Did But anybody liking your art means that it's like
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  Speaker 1: even the fact that they pooled in front of it,
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  Speaker 1: that's kind of that's good for you.
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  Speaker 5: Were you like standing right now next to it?
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  Speaker 4: No, No, I was as far away from them as possible, So.
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  Speaker 5: You were kind of just standing in the corner, just
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  Speaker 5: like like making sure they didn't get too close.
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  Speaker 4: No, that they were over by my painting, and I
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  Speaker 4: was way on the opposite side. But I did like
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  Speaker 4: you were staring. You had to. They were pointing, and
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  Speaker 4: I wanted to be like, don't bring their fingers. So
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  Speaker 4: much oil on those fingers. I can just tell what.
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  Speaker 1: Would have happened if they had like Peter protests in
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  Speaker 1: it and through oh my god, red paint it cleaned
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  Speaker 1: or like.
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  Speaker 4: Put it in the funniest thing imaginable. Yeah, I mean,
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  Speaker 4: I would have been like, not taking that one anymore.
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  Speaker 1: But you already paid, you have you already paid, I've
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  Speaker 1: paid half, So.
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  Speaker 4: Like the night after the gallery, if it happens in
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  Speaker 4: the gallery.
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  Speaker 5: But what if they're like, this has been happening for months,
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  Speaker 5: like we can't do we can't do anything about it, I'd.
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  Speaker 4: Be like, why do you keep letting these people up.
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  Speaker 4: They have a they have an intercompass them. They can
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  Speaker 4: see who's like downstairs, they have to let the people up.
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  Speaker 4: Where is it like Upper West, No, that one's in Tribeca. No. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: how old were these kids? I'm telling you, like probably nineteen.
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  Speaker 4: It's eighteen nineteen.
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  Speaker 5: Imagine going to like a art gallery with like twenty
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  Speaker 5: of your boys at nineteen.
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  Speaker 4: I think they were. And they were unsupervised too, So
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if it was like a but I mean,
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  Speaker 4: I don't think it was uh you know what I
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  Speaker 4: bet it was. It might have been a group of
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  Speaker 4: kids from like the fit place that we walked by.
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  Speaker 1: All.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, probably those those kids dress. But but there, you know,
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  Speaker 4: you can tell that those kids are dressed the best
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  Speaker 4: of what they're doing.
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  Speaker 5: You think, Yeah, I'd go down that street to get
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  Speaker 5: the bike.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, me too.
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  Speaker 5: And I'm like, He's is like, they're wearing rags.
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  Speaker 4: No, dude, No, No, they're wearing they're all sitting on
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  Speaker 4: the bikes. They're wearing rags. But they've cut the rags
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  Speaker 4: out of fabric that was you used as curtains on
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  Speaker 4: some ancient hotel that was you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 4: There's like a.
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  Speaker 1: Fresh star mirror and there's like a two two over it.
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  Speaker 4: They're not cutting corners.
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  Speaker 1: I saw so many two toos, they're all wearing twotos.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a lot of two tooths. Does mean to to.
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  Speaker 1: To too out? Well?
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  Speaker 4: Who is the who is the dude that was wearing
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  Speaker 4: the two two recently? Uh?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 5: Wasn't there like a dude? Wasn't there like a politician
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  Speaker 5: who like they found like a photo.
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  Speaker 4: Christy Noam's husband or whatever. He was wearing tits full on?
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  Speaker 4: But he might have.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I'm sure he was wearing two too as well.
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  Speaker 1: He might Yeah, he might just be the man though.
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  Speaker 1: He might just be funny. I don't No one's exploring that.
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  Speaker 1: That miss he just could be joking.
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  Speaker 4: The Mississippi Senator.
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  Speaker 1: That dude on the left, Oh, that dude's not joking,
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  Speaker 1: what lawmaker? Dude can't even govern his own body. That's
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  Speaker 1: fucking nuts. So that's really clever, run, that's so nute.
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  Speaker 1: You can't even govern his own body. That's very very good.
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  Speaker 4: Twenty twenty three.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe it's old bros wearing twotus.
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  Speaker 4: Who knows? Do you remember that story a while back, Harry.
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  Speaker 4: This might have been before you were walking. But of
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  Speaker 4: the senator who was like very had voted against every
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  Speaker 4: gay legislation there was, and then he got caught in
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  Speaker 4: a sting operation at a at an airport where there
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  Speaker 4: was a bathroom that was known as a cruising spot. Yeah, yeah, somehow,
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  Speaker 4: which I don't Again, I don't know how that's possible
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  Speaker 4: in a in an airport, Yeah, I don't know. But
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  Speaker 4: the the thing to do was there were these stalls
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  Speaker 4: that were next to each other, and if you wanted
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  Speaker 4: the guy in the adjacent stall to you to fuck you,
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  Speaker 4: I guess or know that you were open to that,
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  Speaker 4: you put your foot under the barrier and you ta
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  Speaker 4: like that. That was the indicator of I will seed
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  Speaker 4: my butthole yea, or will you give me yours? And
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  Speaker 4: I presume there was like maybe a hole. I don't
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  Speaker 4: know if this was a glory whole type situation or whatever,
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  Speaker 4: but the guy that he tapped his foot too was
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  Speaker 4: an undercover cop who was there to break up all
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  Speaker 4: the really good fucking that was going.
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  Speaker 5: You can't get arrested just for the tap, No, no, no,
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  Speaker 5: you could be like I was asking for toilet paper.
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  Speaker 4: That's what he claimed. Guy, wait a minute, tyler, you
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  Speaker 4: got to look this up. As a smart guy senator
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  Speaker 4: who he tapped his foot under under the under the
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  Speaker 4: bathroom and was caught in staying on.
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  Speaker 1: The wide stance. I have heard of the wide stands.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, any collection of under Yeah, there it is
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  Speaker 4: Larry Craig of Idaho. This guy was an old guy.
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  Speaker 4: Oh I've seen this old.
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  Speaker 1: Old gay.
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  Speaker 4: Conative. Valued. Craig tapped his foot and gestured under the
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  Speaker 4: bathroom stall a common signal used in the area for
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  Speaker 4: soliciting sexual acts, and it was a plane closed officer
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  Speaker 4: the foot tapping, does it say what airport it was?
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  Speaker 1: There's Idaho shoe.
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  Speaker 4: I was gonna say Denver wide stance Wide stance defense.
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  Speaker 4: Craig argued his actions were misinterpreted, using ah, yes, I
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  Speaker 4: do spread my legs and go come on, come on.
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  Speaker 5: You leg Remember why I don't fit in the stall.
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  Speaker 5: It's just like that's not just not possible.
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  Speaker 1: That's how I pissed. I don't know what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 1: That's how I've always pissed. Ask anybody, that's why I'm
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  Speaker 1: wretching my.
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  Speaker 4: Ham particularly enclosed rectum and in order to I.
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  Speaker 5: Guess it's not terrible, like he could be like you
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  Speaker 5: know what, I was like a the toilets on the
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  Speaker 5: plane are so tight, like I just wanted to take
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  Speaker 5: advantage of the space before I read before I boarded.
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  Speaker 4: You know, I'm glad you are. You could have helped him, definitely,
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  Speaker 4: because the way he sold it was entirely unconvinced.
• 16:12
  Speaker 5: I feel like, there's just that there's got to be
• 16:14
  Speaker 5: so many easy ways to get out of that.
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: No, he folded immediately. No, dude, it's the gestures he
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: was making gestures.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: Well, did was there any other like did they just
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: arrest him because he was wide stanced and tapping or
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: did it like get to a point of solicitation?
• 16:30
  Speaker 4: He pled uh to a lesser charge for this, but
• 16:34
  Speaker 4: he was still I mean, dude, it was everywhere everyone
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: was talking about it because he was just one of
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: those guys who was you know, Dick Cheney.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: How's the how's the how's the cop get on that beat?
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: It's possible that the cop was actually just off duty
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: and closed, but you're gonna be that's something you did
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: something cowboys going undercover. I'm going to take nine dicks
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: and going down like chilling at the airport.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: Like that guy has to have gotten he has to
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: have gotten closer to the penis than just those two
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: guys like that.
• 17:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean maybe they were maybe they were specifically
• 17:12
  Speaker 5: targeting this guy.
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: He improperly used campaign funds to pay for his legal defense,
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: So he used campaign funds to pay his lawyer to
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: get him off of this.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: How does a conservative dude like that even find out
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: about this? Like way of of this, the way of
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: the gay that, Like, how does that? How does the
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: gay network like spread like hey, like new password, Like
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: we're gonna be spreading our legs wide and tapping our feet,
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: Like how does that get out?
• 17:40
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna try it just to see what happens. I'm
• 17:44
  Speaker 5: not gonna fuck or be fucked.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: Well, how is it even illegal? Like, how is it
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: illegal to just fuck?
• 17:49
  Speaker 5: How's it definitely illegal to fuck in the airport bathroom?
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: Well? Did they fuck? Because he was trying to Trying
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: to fuck? Is illegal?
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: I think it's illegal to seduce at the airport.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I thought that that was like one
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: of the places you're supposed to be seducing.
• 18:04
  Speaker 5: No, No, definitely not the airport bathroom.
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: What about the family bathroom, the single use.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: Definitely not Oh, that'd be the safest.
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: That's the safest spot. What were you two doing in there? Oh?
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: I was holding my wife's hair. She was vomiting.
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, right, No, I think it's definitely got to be.
• 18:20
  Speaker 5: I mean, I think that's probably the safest spot.
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: Delta Lounge. I mean, truly, those bathrooms, there's so much more,
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: so much more privacy.
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean it's a lounge top to Florida. Well,
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: I think that's only LaGuardia. I don't know if that's
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: all of them.
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: Have you ever been to the one in Boston? But
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: one in Atlanta has showers. Yeah, so you could have
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: sex and then clean, Yeah.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: Wipe for prince. Yeah yeah, but uh, I still don't
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: understand what the crime is.
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: Sex CUsing of the foot.
• 18:52
  Speaker 5: You probably just heard like the the just saw like
• 18:54
  Speaker 5: the flash of a camera evidence.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: I just don't I don't.
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: Think you're allowed to solicit.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: I'm discussing, discussing right there.
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: Do not move that. I'll blow your toes off. It
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: wasn't it wasn't sexting operation, so sex things unless place
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: was they knew this place was being used as like
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: this was the stall. You didn't go to this stall
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: to go to the bathroom. You went there to fuck.
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: You went with your your buttholes as already as clean
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: as could be.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: But imagine some poor bastard who just has to take a.
• 19:32
  Speaker 5: Dump, right, Like is that there has to be some
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: That's why I'm I'm I'm just dying to know how
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: people find out. Like the Minneapolis Airport. It's a big airport. Yeah,
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: it's a good one, it's a solid one, it's great.
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: So it's got to be it's got to be a
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: bathroom that's like tucked away somewhere.
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: I think the Minneapolis Airport the past two years has
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: been raided the best airport in America. I wantn't be surprised.
• 19:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, established a bathroom to get sucked in. Yeah yeah,
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: yeah you can come. You know, you can fly direct
• 19:59
  Speaker 5: from many Apolis to uh Japan, Japan. Oh really, so
• 20:03
  Speaker 5: you're like, oh I got a long flight coming, true
• 20:05
  Speaker 5: because they find me, sit on a dick, first, lose
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: seven grams, will come fuck yet fucked, and then just
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: bounce to Japan.
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: Go to Japan. Yeah, you're never gonna find you right, right, right,
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: you're just flying.
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: To get arrested upon arrival. Like in America when you're
• 20:20
  Speaker 5: coming back from Japan two.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: Weeks later, the Japanese will not extra diet. The damn
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: I can't believe this disgusting crime. There's been other family
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: first senators that have gotten in trouble for other gay ship.
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: There were so many. There was a there was a
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: documentary I made, I think was made on HBO called Outrage,
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: where there was a gay crusader who uh just went
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: around went around like outing politicians that had records of
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: voting against pro gay legislation who he had found you
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: know that they were like trawling gay forums or like
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: calling in gay escorts or whatever. Just you know, it's
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: like I kind of get it in a way if
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: they were so fearful of being found out as being gay,
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: I what's the best way to make people think you're
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: not gay? Make being gay legal? Yeah?
• 21:28
  Speaker 5: I mean, because then anyone else that's gay too, like
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: anyone you're fucking You're like, well, this is also your
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: This is illegal for you too, So you're not gonna
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: tell anybody.
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: If you say anything, you're going to jail.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's fucking everybody at gunpoint. Basically, yeah, I say
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: a fucking word about this. I'm reading listening to a
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: book on tape about uh, about Socrates, and it's been
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: fucking smooth, smooth sailing for part one and then part two.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: They jump immediately into like the twenty five hundreds in
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: Greece was a huge time for pederasty, which is just
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: like dude, fucking yeah, chucking boys, fucking boys, basically yeah.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: And there's basically like the Jacob a lordie of the
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: time of Socrates was desperate to like fuck Socrates and
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: he kept on having wrestling matches. He was like young,
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: and Socrates was old and gross and didn't shower.
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: And it's a book that Socrates wrote.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: No, there's a book about Socrates, a book about Socrates.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: Let me see, it's called uh Socrates.
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: I'm not buying it.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: A Life worth living.
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: I think it's probably good for free.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm listening for just a book on tape,
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: just listening for free.
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: But you definitely can't get it for free.
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: Everyone knows that books on tape are like more expensive
• 22:45
  Speaker 5: than the actual books for some reason.
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: Described audible and use some crowds.
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: Spotify, but Audible Spotify you only get a certain amount
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: of hours.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: Socrates a life worth living.
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: Just listen to the pederaste part.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you can jump ahead to part twos, forward
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: to that. But this Jacob lordy kid is just desperate
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: to fuck him and dude, Socrates would not give up
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: the dick. No, so crazy and it was so great, yeah,
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: so common at the time. But they said Socrates was
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: poor enough that he was taught the ways of love
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: by a woman, where everybody else at the time was
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: just taught the ways of love by a man. By
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: they would go to the gymnasium and watch the boys
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: wrestle ass naked. So if they thrust me into this,
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to learn about philosophy.
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: They're talking, you're saying that if you were if you
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: were poor, you had to be straight, yes, basically, But
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: wealth meant you can have a boy.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Yes, and you can be taught by a man the
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: ways of wrestling and the ways of philosophy. And they're
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: just banging as part of it. It's just like a
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: side a side quest that you get to go on.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: But since he was so broke, he was taught the
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: ways of love by a woman. It's just fucking insane.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: I just couldn't believe this. All these kids just wanted
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: to fuck Socrates and he was just beating them off
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: with a stick.
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: Just fighting them away.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, I couldn't. I mean, it's it's truly baffling.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: I had to unburden myself. I couldn't just know that
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: about Socrates and not have all you bros know it.
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: I almost got it removed from school for supposedly.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: Uh go on.
• 24:20
  Speaker 5: For supposedly plagiarizing during my uh taking when I was
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: taking my philosophy class in college, and I was like,
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: I think that's just the answer. Like they want you
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: to like read something, and then they have questions and
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: then they're like like they would be like, well what
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: does Socrates think, Like what is his belief on this?
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: And then I would just like write down what it.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: Was on examined life there's not worth living?
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, like it's plagis And you're like, well, that's
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: just what he thinks.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: No other way to say it. Yeah, that's his work.
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: That's just the right answer. Like I didn't actually plagiarize anything.
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: Is it that you I said to read? They made
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: me redo it aste it. I'm confused we're I know
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: that we were always taught to sort of paraphrase. Yeah, yeah.
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: Were you just writing it down word for word?
• 25:07
  Speaker 5: I mean yeah, but they were like in quotations, which
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: I guess they didn't want.
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: They wanted it in my own word? Was this like
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: an open book test or yeah?
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was like an essay?
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, I think are enough for moved that you can
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: just to admit that you were just like copying it, Like, no,
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: I really wasn't you, Like I really didn't. No one's
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: gonna find out. You're not gonna get in trouble.
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: Like I was blown away when I got the call
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: and they were like, you got to redo this or
• 25:34
  Speaker 5: else we're sending it to the dean's office.
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: How many semesters did you complete?
• 25:40
  Speaker 5: Well, I was on a trimester schedule, so I guess
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: two to.
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: Two of the three. So did you have finals or
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: or papers or things at the end of each trimester? Yeah?
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: I got really good grades in com Were you were
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: you fucking stoked when oh, sorry, my therapist has been
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: telling me, is that okay? Were you just unbelievably stoked
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: the day that you were like, I'm leaving and I
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: never have to do one of these stupid assignments again.
• 26:22
  Speaker 5: Ah yeah, but also like no, because I didn't know
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: how long it was going to last or what was
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: going to happen. Like I thought I was going to
• 26:28
  Speaker 5: go back to school for a while, even that year,
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: like even when I was.
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: At barstool youth. Oh, I see, but the sh When
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: did you come to terms or when did you finally
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: say I'm burning the ships back to college?
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: I guess when I signed my second contract.
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: And in that moment, did you say I have dodged
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: three years of college essays and finals and late nights
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: in the library and worrying about grades and definitely wasting
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: fucking my parents tuition money or whatever. Yeah, yeah, I
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: was pumped. I mean it doesn't really hit until your
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: buddies would all study.
• 27:06
  Speaker 5: Into for like finals, and I'm like, I don't have
• 27:08
  Speaker 5: to do shit.
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, that's sick.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: You were worried for a little bit though, that you
• 27:12
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• 27:13
  Speaker 4: I remember that. Yeah. Yeah.
• 27:16
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• 27:17
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  Speaker 4: When do you think? How does that work? Like? How work?
• 30:25
  Speaker 5: Because none of us are on the same contract and
• 30:27
  Speaker 5: all of our contract at different times.
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: Do you know that that's intentional?
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: What that were on different contracts?
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: Dave historically has kept people on different altered, staggered contracts.
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, like you never would let he would never
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: let PFT and Big Cat be on. Well that makes sense.
• 30:44
  Speaker 5: That's like you can't have like the CEO and the
• 30:47
  Speaker 5: CFO flying on the same private jet or whatever it is.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: You're talking about a loan survivor situation.
• 30:52
  Speaker 5: Now, you know how like when there's like super high
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: up people at companies that like separate them.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: So that's not He was not saying so because one
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: might die. He's saying because he wants to keep them in.
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know that's what I was saying. It's like that.
• 31:04
  Speaker 5: It's literally exactly like that. It's like, so they both
• 31:07
  Speaker 5: at the time, everyone would be fucked. They're not leaving.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: If they're on a private jet, they're not like flying
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: to a different country. You're talking about their dad.
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: But it's kind of the same families that flies that
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: terms of the company.
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: That your your analogy would be, like, Dave's not letting
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: them be on the same contract so that if one
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: of them leaves, the other one can continue to run
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: the show. Yeah, exactly, that's not why he's doing it. Well, no,
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: but it kind of is.
• 31:32
  Speaker 5: No, so then they can't group up together outside of
• 31:34
  Speaker 5: the car, can't click up. Yeah, that's different from what
• 31:38
  Speaker 5: you're saying. It's pretty similar. I think a lot of
• 31:40
  Speaker 5: people will say it's pretty similar.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: Fine, sound off in the fucking comments whatever, sound off
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: of the comments that if Dave's staggering us, do you
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: think he staggers rein friend? Probably, I think he staggers
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: Ryan and Paul.
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: I don't think we're I mean we're staggered because we
• 31:55
  Speaker 5: all got hired a much different correct.
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: I don't think he's worried about us. Yeah, I think
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: we were like, Dave, can can I have a sixteen
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: month contract and Run's going to take a nine month
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: or so that we're all on Harry's timeline. Yeah, it's
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: not a bad idea. David'd be like, yeah, that's fine.
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: That would suck.
• 32:10
  Speaker 5: What if we were all negotiating at the same time,
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: No one would get a raise, We'd all get fucked
• 32:16
  Speaker 5: Why because it would be like, well, you know, this
• 32:18
  Speaker 5: person just got this, and now I'm gonna have to
• 32:19
  Speaker 5: give you a little like it's gonna.
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  Speaker 4: Be a whole thing.
• 32:22
  Speaker 5: M you think, Yeah, why the reason I just explained, Well,
• 32:27
  Speaker 5: so that the.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: Way you said it, one person would get a raise.
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, probably.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So one person would I'm willing to take those odds,
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: and then there.
• 32:39
  Speaker 5: Would be two people that would be boned and would
• 32:41
  Speaker 5: probably leave the company.
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: Really, I'm just I'm just guessing on private jets.
• 32:45
  Speaker 5: On private jets, separate two different private jets.
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: I watched an amazing movie called The Stranger.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: What is it?
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: There are I think there are a few movies called
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: the stranger, but this one was from twenty twenty two.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: It's about that when you like sit on your hand
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: and then jerk off.
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: I feel like I've seen this.
• 33:06
  Speaker 5: Is this the carjacking or the road rage movie?
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: No? Mm hmm, what is it. It's about this story
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: that happened in Australia where there was a kid that
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: went missing and I think they assumed he was killed
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: and it was like an unsolved crime. And then they
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: knew that they had one suspect, but his he had
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: an alibi that like, and they couldn't they couldn't nail
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: him with the crime, so they set up this deep
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: undercover sort of task force to create an entire world
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: around him, basically to convince him that he was like
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: part of this criminal organization and was moving up the
• 33:56
  Speaker 4: ranks and win his trust such that he would admit
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: to them that he had killed the kid. And it's
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: Joel Edgerton and.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: That's an elite sting operation.
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: I don't know why. This is just one of those
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: movies that like, I've never even fucking heard of this
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: thing and it popped up. Must have been on Netflix
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: or something. Well, you know, Sean Harris, do I know
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: the only person I knew was Joel Egerton and number
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: one and number two I didn't know he was Australian.
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: Speaks Australian accent, very dark, very moody, like mystery thriller,
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: pretty spooky, but like fucking awesome ghost boilers. It's kind
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: of like the Prisoner, the Prisoner, Prisoners, Prisoners meets Uh.
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: I would love if there was like a big gay
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: sting operation to catch that senator, if that's how they
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: did it, the same way because everybody in the bathroom
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: was an actor.
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: Prisoners Meets the first season of True Detective. That was
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: pretty convincing.
• 35:01
  Speaker 5: I mean, that's pretty What does it have on Let's
• 35:03
  Speaker 5: see what's its IMDb numbers or Rotten Tomatoes. But I'm
• 35:06
  Speaker 5: more of an IMDb guy personally.
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: I think it had on It's better not you know,
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: six out of ten bullshit.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: I watched that fucking six.
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: Point six out of ten. Is that not good?
• 35:22
  Speaker 5: It's good for a comedy, that's good for a sequel.
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: On Rotten Tomatoes, it had I think like nineties from
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: the critics and then like seventy five from the audience.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Interesting that better?
• 35:36
  Speaker 4: No, I tend to rate the audience is more more.
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: I give them more credit.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: But injury steing.
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: This was a really good movie. I was surprised. I'll
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: check it out. I might watch that tonight. It's a
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: good one.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: I watched that. That what's that Crusade movie that you
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: guys said to watch the Do you know what I'm
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: talking about?
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 35:58
  Speaker 5: The Kingdom, the Kingdom, Yeah, Kingdom of God.
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: You watched it.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: I watched it. I watched it on sad.
• 36:05
  Speaker 5: Watched the director's cut. No, oh, supposedly that's like the
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: only one that's good. Really, I thought it was the
• 36:12
  Speaker 5: director's cut.
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: You're gonna want to You're gonna want to go back
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: and watch the director.
• 36:16
  Speaker 5: I think the director's cut supposed to be like significantly
• 36:19
  Speaker 5: better than the regular one.
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: Is this your phone? That's is it? Mumbles? Phone going crazy?
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: Fuck that ship? Just throw your phone quiet. I just
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: don't care. I don't want anyone talking to me.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: Is dormant.
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: I'm bricked. I'm bricked right now?
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Oh am I the same boys.
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: Homfully bricked someone, all right, Ron, I kind of want
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: you to weigh in on this. This is a little
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: bit of a left turn for us, but so uh,
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: someone that I was talking to told me recently that
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: he and his wife are pregnant and this is their
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: first life's pregnant. Sure, actually, no.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: It's a junior situation. It's let Arnold Schwarzenegger movie with.
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: He's pregnant, she's not. Wow, that's interesting. No, but they're
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: she's pregnant. They're pregnant with their first child. And he
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: was talking to me about it and he was like, yeah,
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: just we was we weren't even trying and it just happened.
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: I think that that is one of the more I guess,
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: like in in insensitive things to say, because then the
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: frequency of like people who who have a really hard
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: time getting pregnant and have to go through round after
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: round of uh you know, I U I or I
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: U F or I all these things or I V
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: F rather and then uh, you know, struggle and and
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: and women who like, you know, I've met a number
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: of these people. I know people in my life that
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: have like had five years of hell all yeah, trying
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: and spending tens of thousands of dollars for the thing
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: they want more than anything in the world, which is
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: a child. And if one of these people that comes
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: up to them and it's like, yeah, we just were
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: I don't know where I came and.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: I just have chunky loads. Yeah, I just have like
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: very we weren't even trying.
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: I feel like if you had that person say that
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: to those people, yeah, those people, I mean that sucks. Yeah, definitely,
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: Am I wrong? No? I mean I think you're right.
• 38:30
  Speaker 5: I mean I think it depends on the person who
• 38:32
  Speaker 5: you're telling, Like if they're talking to someone who you
• 38:36
  Speaker 5: know has been through those problems, then yeah, definitely wouldn't walk.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: In like I just have a potent bag.
• 38:44
  Speaker 5: Turns out we're both just crazy fertile.
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: That's also also there's something innately braggadocious I think about
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: being like, no, we weren't even trying. It's like we're
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: having recreational sex as we often do, you know, love
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: each other. It was a Tuesday, and it was not
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: in her as I often do. And what do you know, kid,
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: it was pre come.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: Actually it's just that's heard of God.
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: And on a more technical level, I also think that
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: like saying we weren't even trying is complete horseshit as well,
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: because the last thirty seconds of that work, yeah, which
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: is yeah, that's the sound of trying. Yeah, I think
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: they were definitely trying effort.
• 39:25
  Speaker 5: That's what I was gonna say when you first said it,
• 39:26
  Speaker 5: was that I don't think that's possible baby without trying.
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: My dick just fell out of my pants, was hard
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: and went into her just as I was coming.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that it's Uh, do they want kids?
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: Because yeah, they It's like if you're not trying and
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: you get some kids, like you're in for it, Yeah,
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: that would suck. That's insane.
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they they do. But I think this happens sooner
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: than they were ready for it, too.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: So they're just trying to brag.
• 39:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what That's what I'm saying.
• 39:58
  Speaker 5: Maybe he maybe he's like trying to be like just
• 40:00
  Speaker 5: like cool guy and just be like I didn't even
• 40:03
  Speaker 5: fucking want kids, you know.
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: No, he wasn't going far trying. He wasn't like scared
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: about it. Yeah, but I don't know. I just feel
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: like there's a lot of different ways that could come off.
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: I just at this point in my life, I know
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: a lot of people that have really had a hard time, Yeah,
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: like a life challenging, marriage wrenching time of getting pregnant. Yeah,
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: and therefore I would never if if someday I were,
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: you know, trying to get pregnant or whatever and it
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: just happened, I wouldn't go around being like, yeah, fucking
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: knock her up, real.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: Big deal and easy, bro. I could do that anytime
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: I want.
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: We didn't even have to track her ovulation cycle.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: That is hilarious.
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: I want to know how we found out. I felt
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: baby kicking.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: I think it's funnier when it's when people have like
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: nine kids and they just keep on accent they're never trying,
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: but they can't stop having sex, and they like it's
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: hard to afford. Like that's I think even more rich.
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I mean there are a lot of people
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: like that. You know. I feel like I was talking financially,
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: like that's funny.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: Stop they're so fertile and horny that they like can't
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: put two and two together that that's happening. And it's
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: like every time you just have been handcuffed with a mortgage.
• 41:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, it's got to be like, yeah, I
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: can't even imagine how much money that would be, like
• 41:35
  Speaker 5: nine people. But there's like there's like a ton of people.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: That were TikTok accounts of like fourteen kids just like
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: parading out.
• 41:41
  Speaker 5: I feel like I was talking to someone recently who
• 41:43
  Speaker 5: just like dropped that they have like four brothers and
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: like six sisters or some shit. It's like, dude, this
• 41:49
  Speaker 5: is you didn't come over that eight flower brother Yeah,
• 41:51
  Speaker 5: and you're like what what?
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: Like it was your parents worried about smallpox? I want
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: to cast a wide net, like a separate house for
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: you guys. Yeah, how they find a house that big?
• 42:01
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 42:02
  Speaker 5: Where I guess everyone shares a room with multiple people.
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: Dude, I saw a statistic and I still can't fathom
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: that this is true. But Tyler, I'm gonna want you
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: to back me up on this. Look up the average birth,
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: like the number of the average number of children that
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: a woman in America had in the eighteen fifties.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: Oh, they were just putting up fucking insane shot attempts
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: at that air well.
• 42:27
  Speaker 5: I think it was also because everyone was dying when
• 42:29
  Speaker 5: they were like three.
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: In the eighteen fifties, US women had an average of
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: six to seven children over their lifetime.
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: What is over their life? I don't like over their
• 42:39
  Speaker 5: life of that.
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: First of all, Yeah, first of all, those women are
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: dying at like forty. Yeah. Right. Secondly, that means that
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: if that's the average, there's like a pretty large number
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: of families that are having nine to twelve. Yeah.
• 42:54
  Speaker 5: I mean you got to think how many are just
• 42:55
  Speaker 5: haven't won and yeah.
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: Someone's having like four and being.
• 42:58
  Speaker 5: Like we, I don't know this is good for us.
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: It was killing us.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: Now it's one point six four to one point seventy
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: three births per woman.
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and you need two point one to replenish the birthrate, right, yeah, yeah,
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: everybody knows that. I shouldn't have.
• 43:13
  Speaker 5: Said that because I didn't know that. Oh, because it
• 43:15
  Speaker 5: says it right there.
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: No, I I and then I saw it. But that
• 43:19
  Speaker 4: math is interesting. The point one point boys? Are you boys?
• 43:25
  Speaker 4: The point? No, you need to have point one more? Yeah,
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: you're behind.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: I got a dog.
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: No, it doesn't count. Doesn't count.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: The dog doesn't count.
• 43:34
  Speaker 5: The dog's not replenishing anything.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: Your parents were on it, SaaS. Yeah, your parents were
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: dedicated to the calls. They were early Elon Muska doctors.
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: They had four yeah, yeah, yeah, even four is a
• 43:46
  Speaker 4: lot though, fours a lot in these these days. But
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: back in the eighteen fifties, I.
• 43:52
  Speaker 5: Guess in the eighteen fifties, it was like, you got
• 43:55
  Speaker 5: nine kids, Like, where are they going nowhere?
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's probably a lot easier to watch your kids.
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: We have four hundred acres that we bought for a hat.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: Any farm hands.
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: How'd you get it all? Well, we were the first
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: ones here.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, put a stake in the ground, taking the ground.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: That's so, I mean, it's it's an insane time. The
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: woman is also just she's not going to work at
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: fucking Morgan Stanley in eighteen fifty, you know what I mean.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: She's not trying to be she's not girl bossing and
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: starting her own business or anything like that. She's at home.
• 44:31
  Speaker 5: I mean, what's even the guy doing. He's probably just
• 44:34
  Speaker 5: fucking war. War goes from one war to the next war.
• 44:37
  Speaker 5: He's there killing somebody, or he's fucking at home fucking,
• 44:41
  Speaker 5: or he's fucking, or he's you know, chopping warm.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: And depression wasn't a thing. There wasn't like postpartum depression
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: or something like that. Get back in the oven.
• 44:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah you got depression, you just die.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: It's crazy how frequently children just died, oh constantly.
• 45:00
  Speaker 5: Well, I think that's probably why people were having so
• 45:02
  Speaker 5: many kids.
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: Lincoln had. I think Lincoln had two kids who died.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why his wife was such a bitch.
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she really undid her and like you know, they
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: probably had like Mac.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: That's it's not funny, Mac bro this is her life.
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: Really they have what francis, Uh they were They probably had,
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: you know, very easily curable afflictions.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, for sure, like a colleague.
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah right, headaches.
• 45:34
  Speaker 5: Got He's got a headache for about eight hours now,
• 45:35
  Speaker 5: So we put him down.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: We hanged him his misery. He's had a tummy ache.
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: He filled the outhouse with diarrhea and we only have
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: the one toilet, so I held his head under.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: That's got to be one of the worst ways to die.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: A lesson drowning your own diarrhea.
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: Sass every Wednesday he suffocated to him. Do you remember that.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: There was like a show on like Spike TV or something.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: It was called like six Million Ways to Die or
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: something like that.
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: It's called ten million Ways, ten million Ways to die.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: Maybe it was I.
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: Think you're mistaken that with the Holocaust a million seth
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: MacFarlane movie.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: No, there was, I think uh, I think it was
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: Try six, but I think that it was like, uh,
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: and they were just like diagram different ways that people
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: died and like have.
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like there's the one where like the dudes is
• 46:37
  Speaker 5: like on the it's squished between the two bunk beds
• 46:41
  Speaker 5: to die you were about.
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: You guys really watched a lot of episodes. I never
• 46:48
  Speaker 4: watched the show.
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: Every time runs, I feel like there's more ways to
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: die than a thousand. That's it.
• 46:55
  Speaker 5: Well, this was back in the early two thousands.
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they've been they've invented the ways since then.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: Drowning and diarrhea has to have been one of them. Yeah,
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: drowning in your own diarrhea. And they had house in
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: the old Lincoln out house.
• 47:06
  Speaker 5: Oh wow, it started two those eight two tho twelve.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: And they only got to five hundred eighteen. Wow, we'll
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: never know the four hundred eighty eight other ways. We
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: should make it that, we should make the rest the
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: four hundred eighty two ways.
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Spike TV had some really good program used to
• 47:22
  Speaker 4: Warrior the Ultimate Fighter, which was awesome, and then also
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: was a Discovery channel that had some like really cool
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: shows like Fight Quest was awesome.
• 47:33
  Speaker 5: You can't even like go back and watch most of
• 47:35
  Speaker 5: those shows, Like I've tried to find like full episodes
• 47:38
  Speaker 5: of Deadliest Warrior.
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: It's like impossible. What was Deadliest Warrior again?
• 47:41
  Speaker 5: That was on where they would like run all the
• 47:42
  Speaker 5: simulations and it would be Jesse James versus al Capone.
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's cool. I remember we used to that
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: when we would have road trips for Lacrosse on our
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: en route to losing we would have we'd be paired
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: up and one night I was roommates with Zach Widbin
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: Squidbin as we called ahead, and he was just working
• 48:04
  Speaker 4: on like an essay or something. He was really smart,
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: and I was watching Fight Quest, and every once in
• 48:10
  Speaker 4: a while he'd look up and he'd be like, man,
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: I can't believe they learned jiu jitsu that quickly. Do
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: you know about fight Quest? May the concept now now
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: it would be two guys who were like mixed martial
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: artists and they would go to some part of the
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: world to learn the specific fighting technique that that play specialized. Yeah,
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: and then they'd have like two weeks to kind of
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: learn it. And then wow, it only went for one season.
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: I think there's only one episode. I know, here we go. Damn,
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: that's crazy. This was I thought this was such a
• 48:39
  Speaker 4: good show. I guess it was just me. Yeah, didn't
• 48:46
  Speaker 4: that say it said that right?
• 48:47
  Speaker 5: Yes, the ninth episode, the last episode was with net
• 48:52
  Speaker 5: and Yahoo.
• 48:53
  Speaker 4: Oh krav magah, that's crazy, is that?
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: What is that?
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: Breakdance fighting krab McGaugh is like street fight techniques. It's
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: like all kinds of whatever they do all of the
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: different countries. Yeah, so they went to all these places
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: and wherever, like.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: Nine of them you learned South Central just used mac
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: tends to shoot at each other. That's fucking crazy.
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: Jimmy Smith, good guy.
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: So so you're next to squid word on the fucking bus.
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: On the in the hotel. Uh?
• 49:27
  Speaker 5: And did he write his uh? Did he write a story?
• 49:30
  Speaker 5: Or what one episode were you guys watching? We could
• 49:32
  Speaker 5: probably narrow it down. I know exactly what the one
• 49:35
  Speaker 5: we were watching. We were watching the one where they
• 49:38
  Speaker 5: went to I think it was like monks and they
• 49:42
  Speaker 5: had to learn how to break bricks with their bare hands.
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: So it could have been Japan.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like China, China.
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: I suggested what it had been, that we should push
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: our beds together and make one big bed. He didn't
• 50:00
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  Speaker 5: I'm going to hit someone with the foot tap sometime
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah for sure, And like if they if
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  Speaker 5: How did you know what the double foot tap was
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  Speaker 1: Wasn't that ship nineteen years ago? Like when did that? Actually?
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  Speaker 1: Did White come out the same year that that senator
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  Speaker 1: got caught? That would be fucking crazy.
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  Speaker 4: It may have been. I'm having a big two thousand
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they came up with Grinder, which meant that you
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  Speaker 4: an undercover cop. But I'd imagine that many hapless airport.
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  Speaker 4: Now you just put on the fucking thing.
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  Speaker 5: Isn't it all for the thrill?
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: Though, there's thirteen eligible guys at gate eighth thing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: let's all take the fittest one right now into the
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean I think you still get arrested if
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  Speaker 1: Prove it, Prove it bad sex.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, they'd be like, why are you guys both in there?
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: He was helping me find a contact.
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  Speaker 4: This is my partner and he's been ill and I
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  Speaker 1: We're senators, were doing a backroom deal.
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  Speaker 4: I would say that's bullshit. You're both gay.
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  Speaker 5: I watched the Boston bombing documentary pretty good, pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: Patriots Day one, yeah, yeah, why not the feature film.
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  Speaker 4: I watched the film as well. The film's really good.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was pretty cool. I like seeing all the
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• 56:55
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  Speaker 5: Him, like the JK. Simmons guy was the guy that
• 56:58
  Speaker 5: tackled the brother. It's when he's when he's like when
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  Speaker 5: he gets to the scene and they're at the shootout.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's the two brothers and he goes, I'm gonna flyank.
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  Speaker 5: And he walks around the house and jumps over the
• 57:09
  Speaker 5: fences and then just tackles the brother.
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  Speaker 4: Holy shit.
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  Speaker 5: And then he talks about how him and the other
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  Speaker 5: brother were shooting at each other and they were standing
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  Speaker 5: six feet away from each other, shooting at each other
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  Speaker 1: Wait, they were shooting the two brothers were trying to
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  Speaker 1: kill each other.
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  Speaker 4: No, like the JK.
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  Speaker 5: Simmons guy and one of the brothers were six feet
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  Speaker 1: Yah.
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  Speaker 4: Praise be to Allah.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, as Trump famously said, Yeah, so.
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  Speaker 4: This is coming out on Thursday. Oh yeah, I mean
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  Speaker 4: I said we have to. We shouldn't record today.
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  Speaker 5: But because with the I mean, if there's if there's
• 58:01
  Speaker 5: if we drop nukes tonight like that, we'll probably have
• 58:04
  Speaker 5: to skip an.
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: Episode nighttime there already, he's not saying tomorrow morning.
• 58:08
  Speaker 5: He's saying eight pm Eastern Standard.
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  Speaker 1: We're dropping him at prime time? Is dropping them opposite American?
• 58:15
  Speaker 5: I don't keeps on saying tonight as in like tonight
• 58:18
  Speaker 5: for Americans.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: Why would he wait till tonight because.
• 58:22
  Speaker 5: They're probably sending people over right now with the nukes,
• 58:27
  Speaker 5: I'd imagine it's pretty difficult to transport those weapons.
• 58:30
  Speaker 4: No, we have nuclear weapons in on subs.
• 58:35
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, post though, we got nukes absolutely crazy.
• 58:41
  Speaker 4: Absolutely, we've probably had a I thought they were all
• 58:45
  Speaker 4: just like underground.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: So we got nukes in that other country over there,
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: that's our But what was what was Teddy Roosevelts? What
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: did he say about? What was his like foreign policy?
• 58:55
  Speaker 4: He said, walks off with walks off, carry big us.
• 59:01
  Speaker 4: I forgot talk talk softly and carry a big stiff
• 59:04
  Speaker 4: Is it walks off? It's talk softly and carry a
• 59:06
  Speaker 4: big stiff stick. Jesus, speak softly and carry a big stick.
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  Speaker 5: Christ, give me a fucking aneurysm.
• 59:15
  Speaker 4: It's about the worst advice you could give someone trying
• 59:18
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• 59:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, cougars, especially to cougars, you gotta you gotta
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: walk really loudly, you know. But bear, hey bear, hey bear,
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: That's what I mean. But that's black bears though, right,
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: brown bears. You don't want to fucking.
• 59:35
  Speaker 4: Grizzlies, they'll fuck you up. Grizzlies. You want a surprise
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  Speaker 4: polar bearszz But I had the element of surprise. Didn't
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  Speaker 4: and came up on it, and I was like, don't
• 59:50
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  Speaker 1: We got ten guns on you.
• 59:56
  Speaker 5: I think you definitely want to make noise. But I
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  Speaker 5: don't know, I don't know what. Yeah, I mean that
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 5: that would be a real move in war. That would
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 5: be my play. But i'd parachute like seventy grizzly bears down,
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 5: just drop them off a plane. They've all got parachutes,
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 5: and then they just wreak havoc.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: In Tehran if we just dropped what I think polar bears.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 5: But I'm not saying where it has to be done.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 5: I'm just saying that would be my strategy.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: Polar bear dropping some polar bears in tron or both
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: types of bears. Yeah, just you don't you don't know
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: if he's fighting for what side?
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, fuck up their ecosystem permanently.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that would be nice.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: I don't think that they're ready for a bunch of
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: a bear attack.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 5: I don't think they are either. I don't think anyone, anyone,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 5: anyone's ever seen anything like that.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 4: The Americans introduced in a grizzly species, nothing long term
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 4: devastated our herds of sheep.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: That would be good as mountain is out there right, Yeah,
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: they probably actually have bears. Yeah, go Colisseum style. Maybe
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: drop a whale, drop a whale on their as crazy,
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: drop a whale down town.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 4: I remember hearing that the city of Tehran is very
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 4: polluted because the mountains capture the smog and keep it
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 4: all hemped in. What do you mean there's mountains around
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 4: playing it exactly?
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 5: Well, no, I know there's mountains all around it. Yeah,
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 5: like huge mountains.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 4: Right, So what would you like.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 5: What the small department didn't understand that.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 4: So the city generates pollution, yeah, and rather than have
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 4: it dissipate out into all around, Yeah, crapped in a
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 4: pocket around the city. So the city's The air quality
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 4: in Tehran is very bad. Yeah, it sounds terrible. Now
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 4: you agree, I didn't understand the first time. I never disagreed.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 4: Like Rona was right. It really was pretty linear.
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  Speaker 1: You just said, you said all the words you meant.
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  Speaker 4: But can we prove that Tyler.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: Is Tehran' smoggy?
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 4: And if so, attack I'm really abusing the fact that
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• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: Point, they're smogging us.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 4: Is Toron smog? It's a leading question. Don't do it
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 4: that way. One of the most polluted cities in the world.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: So we don't have to wait till night to attack them.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 4: Well, this is why I'm worried about the grizzlies, because
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 4: they're used to clean air. Oh yeah, and and if
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 4: we drop them in they're gonna be choking and hacking
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 4: up a storm.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: Maybe were dropping some dehumidifiers with them. Grizzly bear is
• 1:02:26
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• 1:02:27
  Speaker 4: Hand them a bunch of fucking flo vent and servant
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 4: give them. They wouldn't know what's to do.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 5: Do you guys think we'll do you think we'll actually
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 5: drop nukes? Probably not right, I don't think so that's
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 5: like the end of the world. Like I think if
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 5: we drop nukes.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 4: Like, we got to get out of New York like immediately.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 5: Well, let's go to Florida. Fat first, get down to Florida.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 4: Come up state. You're in the blast zone up so
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 4: I'm yeah, you drop the moment, we've got nowhere to be.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 5: You're you're you're getting you're getting backed into a corner.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 4: I checked the radius. I'm outside of it.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 5: Hopefully they don't hit Albany.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's well, it's on accident. Everyone thinks New York
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 4: City is the capital. It's not the capital.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 7: We must strike the capitol and first, then from there
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 7: we work our way down.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 4: Would be maybe Buffalo, the bills are good.
• 1:03:26
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• 1:03:30
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• 1:03:35
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  Speaker 4: That would be hilarious. Where it does Washington, d C.
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  Speaker 4: Fall it is a capital of itself.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: I think, leave it alone.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 5: I think my thought process, I'm going I'm going west.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 5: You don't want to go east, because east you're boxing
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 5: yourself in.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 4: Nowhere to go. You can go to like Maine. You
• 1:04:03
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• 1:04:05
  Speaker 5: Like I don't want to be like, you know, think evil,
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 5: Like I don't want to. I don't want to have
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 5: evil thoughts. But like, if I'm thinking about it, I'm
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 5: hitting Maine first.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 4: Because we're going your way round.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 5: Everyone's fleeing to Maine.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: You're saying to like choke off the corridor.
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  Speaker 5: Exactly, everyone into Manhattan.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 4: I think people flee the thing, and in that sense,
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• 1:04:54
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• 1:05:02
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• 1:05:06
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  Speaker 4: What is the what is the thing under the yellow? Say? Oh? Seven? Oh,
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 4: so it's this is deflating footballs high. That's what we're
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 4: talking about.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: Rady Gate to flaate Gate.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 5: I think if it hits Manhattan, everyone's it's not good.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: Do you think they do? You think they can even
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: hit man at No. No, that's where all the drones
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: were last summer or whatever the fuck it was. Remember
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: when everyone's like, what are the drones? We're definitely mappen.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 5: Is that last summer? I think that was like four
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 5: years ago.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: It could have been four years ago.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 4: I can't believe. You guys get new waters every fucking time,
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 4: and I keep drinking the dregs. Well, I'd usually get
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 4: mine down to the same, right about the same, and
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 4: then it makes its way over here and I have
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 4: to drink the last third. I'm gonna start throwing mine away.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 4: Just so you don't do that. Why, that's fine.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: You do backwash like a demon.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 4: I don't backwash at all. What do we I.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: Would love to watch something with you guys during fish week,
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: A show that we could all watch together.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 4: Maybe, Oh, that'd be fun. It's a good idea. Maybe
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 4: like a docu series or something true crimey.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 5: Come on, bro, I mean, or we could watch what
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 5: do you want to watch?
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 4: A movie?
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: Love is blond? I mean I put up.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 5: Last time we did this, you guys both went to
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 5: bed at like nine thirty. France went to bed first,
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 5: and then Rome was like, I'll.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 4: Stay Let's watch a movie. I'm gonna stay up. And
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 4: then what did we end up picking our night? Was
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 4: it we want?
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: We didn't even get from the word get through the.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 5: Opening credits and Roan's snore the engine. Let's watch something
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 5: like super scary. Let's watch something super scary. That's the
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 5: right thing to do, because that won't let us, we
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 5: won't fall asleep. Really scary. There's not really that many
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 5: things that are really scary.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 4: Though, Oh come on, people are saying this new movie
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 4: with the guy from Parks and rec is really scary.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 4: What Adam Scott? Yeah, Adam Scott. There's a new movie
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 4: with him that's supposed to be really really scary.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: What's it called Snizz?
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 4: That's sinister? I would say sinister.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 5: I would say Sinistor's probably top three scariest movies I've
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 5: ever seen.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 4: Have you seen Hereditary? Yeah? Hereditary was unbelievable. It's one
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 4: of my favorite movies. It's so good.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, on the incence, I've ever seen in Midsummer Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 5: sound's good.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 4: Too, Hereditary better I thought so too. Probably ari As
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 4: is good.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 5: But The bo Is Afraid is one of the worst
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 5: things I've ever watched in my life.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 4: Oh I didn't see that one.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 5: Don't skip it. It's like six hours long.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 4: Oh geez, what it follows? That movie sucked? Nude Adam
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 4: Scott scary movie.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 5: I mean I would, I would. I would watch a
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 5: horror movie for sure. Hokum, hokum. Uh may first oh ship,
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 5: Well maybe we could get one of those uh oh yeah,
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 5: pre cut pre cut pre comes from Jeff de Low.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 4: Could you get us a pre cut run?
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: I could easily. I'm wag.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 4: How do you? Oh, I'm I'm sag.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: Our powers combined. We should wait in your Film Actors Guild. Right, wag,
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: sag and sass.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 4: That's a classic. He used that one a while ago,
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 4: years ago. It's a heater, though.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 5: Why did you have to dog him like that? Because
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 5: I think about that joke a lot.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 4: I knew he was gonna do it.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: I think it's probably stolen from somewhere.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 4: No, no, that's you.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: That's gotta be stolen.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 4: That's all you. That's all you, bro.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: No, I would never.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we should get an early copy. Watch hokum hook them.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 5: I mean I love Adam Scott. That guy's having a
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 5: generational run. Sure is he is? Yeah with what severance.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 4: Severns so step brothers.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 5: He came out like fifteen years of arrange.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 4: Though. There was that really good show on HBO that
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 4: he was on, uh called the Hot Tup time Machine two.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: It's like a good secret Life of Walter Midi.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 4: Big Little pretty good was really really good. Oh yeah
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 4: you want that was a great show.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Hot Time time Machine two is really scary.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 4: And did watch that? That was really good? Big Little Yeah,
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 4: amazing good.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so Hot Top time Machine two will watch.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 5: That's currently that's the only one we've decided on as
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 5: a group, that Life of Walter Midi.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 4: Have you guys seen that? Yes, banger good one. I
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 4: went to Iceland Iceland, as I'm sure so many people
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 4: did after kind of after seeing that movie. Yeah, that's
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 4: why me and my friends all went. I had an
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 4: experience that was nothing, no relic. It's like a journey
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 4: of exploration.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: And that's hard to replicate a fun travel.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 5: Well, he's like a mountain and like fighting off warlords.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: And ship there's Warlords in Iceland.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 4: It's based on that short story that a lot of
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 4: us had to read in school. I remember there was
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 4: this big textbook we had in middle school that had
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 4: the Most Dangerous Game. It had a Telltale Heart by
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 4: Edgar Howler Poe. It had the Secret Life of Walter Mitty.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 4: And it was just all these short stories that we
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 4: ended up reading for English and then had to write
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 4: essays on. And I remember them distinctly. They were great stories.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: Those are some heaters. Yeah, there's some great short stories.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 4: The other guys.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 5: Have you guys seen the other guys?
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, of course, terrifying.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 4: I feel like you haven't run hasn't seen it? Why?
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 5: And I see that because you looked away from me
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 5: as you said it.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: What are you? Oh? What a gum shoe.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 4: Let's let's uh, let's not talk about movies anymore. Yeah,
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 4: let's move on from that. Yeah.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to watch a movie with you guys.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 4: No, I think we've decided we're going to watch hookem movie. No.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 4: I thought we said it was a hot Tub time
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 4: Machine too. I don't want to watch.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 5: Well, if Hocum's if we can't get Hocum, if we can.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 4: I want to stay in the scary genre.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 5: I think, let's watch them scary scary Rosemary's Baby, I've
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 5: never seen that. There's nothing scary to you about getting
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 5: in a hot tub and it transports you back forty years.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 4: That's not scary. That's horrifying to me.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: And then afterwards we all getting the hot the actual
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: hot tub.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 4: That's one of my favorite BARGHATSI bets what where? He's like,
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 4: I'm so dumb that even if I had a time
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 4: machine and went back one hundred years, He's like, I
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 4: wouldn't be any better off. Oh yeah, Like so who,
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 4: so who's the president? Like, yeah, he wouldn't be able
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 4: to like invent Google or like come up with anything
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 4: that gave him an advantage your surprior, Did you do
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 4: that on SNL? No? Well I don't think so, but
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 4: he did it. Uh it was on his first album,
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 4: oh like Clowns or something something like that. Magic and
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 4: part I haven't seen a lot of his older stuff.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 4: That album is amazing part Time Magic.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I haven't watched stand up in so long. You
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 5: think you know everything, I've mastered the craft, you think you've.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 4: Got it all figured out. Yeah?
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 5: No, but it was just like, I mean, it was
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 5: bound to happen. That's what everyone says. Everyone that does
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 5: comedy says they don't watch comedy. And I used always
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 5: be like, what, like, I go do my set and
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 5: then I come home and I watch comedy, And now
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 5: I just don't watch it ever, even when I get
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 5: it on the Instagram.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: Because you're like, I could have came up with something better.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I could have did that competitive. I could have
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 5: did that one exactly.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: Do you watch comedy?
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 4: No, not really, but I mean here and there. I
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 4: watched Chappelle when he is a new special. I'll watch that.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 4: Bill Burr, Yeah, Bill Burr. Uh. We should have Bill
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 4: Berr on the podcast. That would be cool. Do you
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 4: know him? Yeah, I've met him a few times.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 5: I bumped into him once and I turned around and said,
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 5: oh my god, I'm so sorry, and then I looked him.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 4: As Bill Burr. Holy shit, that's crazy, top moment of
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 4: my life.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: So you could probably reach out to him.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 4: I could probably hit him up.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 5: Hey, you probably remember me from that time you got
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 5: bumped into in New York.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: I think that I thought that we were not having
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: guests for a little bit. Yeah, Well, We'll make an
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: exception for Bill Burr.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 4: Bill Burr would be fine, Yeah, he'd be fine to
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 4: make an exception for Yes, yes, yes, I think maybe
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 4: that's it. No, no, no, no, no, okay, fine, not
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 4: even close.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: Not even close. We haven't even got into love on
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: the spectrum yet.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 5: I don't even think we're at that point yet, are we?
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 4: Oh about that? I think it's about that time. I
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 4: was getting hot. That's why I said it.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was getting a little warm too, dude, fucking room.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 4: It's a thermal, which is why I'm hot. Yeah, I
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 4: mean that the heat is in the name of under armor. Yeah,
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 4: I'm ready to go ski.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 5: It's a solid thermal, thought me with that link.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: That's thermal. That's not unique though, I can actually tell.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 4: No, this is from from Japan.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: Oh that dropped three hundred on the thermy.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I didn't. This was illegally shipped to me
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 4: illegally from Japan from the buyer. I got some boots
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 4: on the ground there, really, Yeah, that's that's smart. And
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 4: then you just send a couple of things over. They
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 4: said they took the tags off and sent them to
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 4: me as if it was them sending their own clothing home.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 5: That's pretty crazy.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 4: That hard, very illegal, and for the sake of not
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 4: being arrested, I'm kidding.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: Well today, I'm believe you. The day this episode comes
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: out as my son's first birthday, Oh, yes, happy birthday.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 4: I am going to their birthdays.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: Yes you are.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 4: I can't wait.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: And yeah, coming to the Phillis game.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 4: Harry will not be there.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: Well, Harry just didn't respond to any of the messages about.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 4: It, even though Harry will be performing at New Brunswick,
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 4: which is actually pretty darn close to Philly and totally doable.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 5: No, I'll definitely get out there Saturday, right Saturday, Yeah,
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 5: noon game, one o'clock Phillis game.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 4: One o'clock Phillies game. So you come to the you know,
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 4: first six innings, and then you just get right back
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 4: up to New Brunswick for the show. It's not a
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 4: bad idea, honestly, I think you'd have a great day. Yeah,
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 4: it sounds like a good day. Ironically, when when you
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 4: and I did New Brunswick last year, coming from Philly,
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 4: I had gone to my god daughter's first birthday in Philly. Yeah,
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 4: down there. It was at a trampoline park. It's pretty cool.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 4: That's I only go to first birthdays in Philly when
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 4: you're in when someone is performing at New Brunswick, when
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 4: Harry's performing.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 5: Interesting, Well I'll have to get out there for that Saturday.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, one pm, Saturday, one pm.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 4: I'll be there. Yeah, hitter me there. Yeah right, we
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 4: probably fly.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: We already gave your ticket away, No way, we already
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: sold your ticket.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 5: You better not of I'll use game time get a
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 5: new one.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: Any times a sponsor anymore?
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 4: Whoa are they? I don't know? All right, Well, that's
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 4: been fun. This was one of my more favorite out
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 4: has a great time. I thought, this is one of
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 4: my favorites. Had a great time. This is a good one. Yeah,
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 4: blast really one of our best. And I found out
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 4: that a meeting that I had after this gut canceled.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: So what meeting fired up?
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 4: The second meeting of the day. Second meeting of the day?
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 4: What the hell?
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 5: This one is with a different person who.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 4: I won't even ask.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: People know that that way that they could get sasa's
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: audience is through meetings. But also like, there's enough people
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: at this office that think that they need to talk
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: to us to talk to you, And that's annoying as fuck.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 5: I've told you guys multiple times that that's an issue.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 5: What do you mean that's been happening since I started
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 5: working here. Yeah, that everyone goes to Rohan and it's like,
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 5: do you think Sass will do this?
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: And and I don't, Well, I don't come to me. Yeah,
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: but that's more annoying for me than it is for you.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 4: It's because they try to go to you and then
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 4: you don't respond.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 5: They never try to go to me.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 4: That's such a lie.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 5: Everyone says that they're like, you don't want to do
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 5: any shows or anything.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 4: It's like no one asks. They can ask.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: I don't know. You didn't rs VP for the birthday
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: because I was figuring out if I'm going.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 4: I'm still not.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 5: I'm still undecided.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: Just keep me on the keep us on the fence,
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: keep me in the loop, keep me in the loop.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 4: I'll circle back.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: Any more stretching, Can we stretch it at all? Anymore?
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: Stretching nothing.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 5: I started playing on stretch resolution on CS two. It's
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 5: definitely making things a little bit easier, but the guys
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 5: are moving a little faster side to side.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 4: Which I don't like. All right, thank you guys.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 5: We'll be back on then this comes out Thursday. Yeah,
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 5: well hopefully hopefully we didn't drop nukes. Well whatever, fingers crossed.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, all right, we'll be back. Goodbye.