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Full Show 11-5-25: Dick! · The Alabama Show On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Stirring the pots one morning at a time. Welcome, Welcome
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  Speaker 1: to the Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna let you laugh at me. Okay, I failed.
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  Speaker 3: I had a DIY fail yesterday. You haven't even seen
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  Speaker 3: it yet, but when I show it to you, you're
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  Speaker 3: not going to be able to unsee it.
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  Speaker 4: Is it? What did you diy?
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  Speaker 3: I got a self tanner and I never tanned myself.
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  Speaker 3: I got it on the TikTok shop as a free sample,
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  Speaker 3: and so I was like, I gotta do this so
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  Speaker 3: I can post a video about it.
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  Speaker 2: You decided to go with a self tanner. Huh yeah?
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  Speaker 2: And look at where I missed.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, it's tiger go down. You look like
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  Speaker 4: two different skin tones completely. It looks like you're from
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  Speaker 4: two different parts of the world.
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  Speaker 2: Only is my arm like that? My whole body is
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  Speaker 2: like that, Like there's a whole spot on my back.
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  Speaker 2: I couldn't get my let It's bad. It's bad.
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  Speaker 4: I want this to be a PSA that no one
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  Speaker 4: should ever self ten.
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  Speaker 2: By the people do it and do it great. And
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  Speaker 2: the part that I got looks good.
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  Speaker 3: But the part that I'm look at my hand, like
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  Speaker 3: part of my hand is ten but my fingers.
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  Speaker 2: It looks like you're coroding away.
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  Speaker 3: Look at the inside of my hand, it's like a
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  Speaker 3: rust stain.
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  Speaker 2: I forgot to wash the inside.
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  Speaker 3: Of my I haven't even shown you my feet even
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  Speaker 3: wors it's so bad.
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  Speaker 4: You're coing away into a new human, like you're shedding.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what to do.
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  Speaker 2: Don't do it again. We'll post a picture. I followed
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  Speaker 2: the Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 3: But good morning, Happy Wednesday. Thank you for being here.
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  Speaker 3: You can call the show if you want. Eight thro't
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  Speaker 3: three five one. Bama is the number.
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  Speaker 2: It's what the hell headlines? What the hell are you
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  Speaker 2: talking about?
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  Speaker 3: On the Alabama Show, Tom Brady cloned his dog.
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  Speaker 4: Why home, I saw this and this is an insane story.
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  Speaker 3: So Tom Brady announced that his dog Juny is a
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  Speaker 3: clone of his late dog Lua, who passed away December
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  Speaker 3: twenty twenty three. He worked with Colossal Biosciences, which is
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  Speaker 3: a biotech company that he also invests in. What he
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  Speaker 3: did is they drew blood from his dog before she
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  Speaker 3: passed away and then made a clone. So now he's
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  Speaker 3: got a clone of the dog. But apparently he's not
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  Speaker 3: the first celebrity that's done this. Barbara Streisand and Paris
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  Speaker 3: Hilton also did it.
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  Speaker 2: This seems like a bad idea because we've all seen
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  Speaker 2: pet cemetery.
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  Speaker 1: Why it's super Easy Trivia with the Alabama Show.
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  Speaker 3: Courtney, good morning. I know you're on your way to work.
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  Speaker 3: Where do you work?
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  Speaker 2: What do you do?
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  Speaker 5: I am a lunch lady.
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  Speaker 2: Oh girl? How wild are them kids?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? It is a full move.
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  Speaker 2: What's on the menu today for lunch? Is it chicken
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  Speaker 2: finger day? Pizza Day?
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  Speaker 6: Let's see.
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  Speaker 5: I think that it is Italian dunkers.
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  Speaker 3: Ooh, I don't even know what that is, but oh yeah,
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  Speaker 3: sign us up.
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  Speaker 2: We'll be there, be there lunch. Absolutely.
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  Speaker 3: Come on, Courtney, do you want to play super easy
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  Speaker 3: Trivia for these tickets to Homestead?
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  Speaker 2: Hollo?
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  Speaker 3: I do all right, girl, I asked the questions producer Blake,
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  Speaker 3: is your lifeline?
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  Speaker 2: Today?
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  Speaker 3: We're doing Thanksgiving questions because everybody skipped Thanksgiving and went
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  Speaker 3: straight to Christmas, and I'm like, you know, we gotta
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  Speaker 3: we gotta remember the Turkey day.
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  Speaker 2: Let's slow down.
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  Speaker 7: That's right, That's right, all.
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  Speaker 2: Right, Courtney.
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  Speaker 3: Question number one, what day of the week is Thanksgiving?
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  Speaker 3: Usually celebrated on Thursday?
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  Speaker 2: Thursday?
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  Speaker 3: Is correct? Next one, This one's for our lunch room lady.
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  Speaker 3: This one should be good.
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  Speaker 2: What bird is the main.
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  Speaker 3: Dish at most Thanksgiving dinners?
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  Speaker 8: Oh, that will be a turkey gobble gobble?
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  Speaker 2: And last week, last one for the.
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  Speaker 3: Wind what dish is made from marshmallows?
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  Speaker 2: And you, oh sweet potato casserole?
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  Speaker 1: That is.
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  Speaker 3: Courtney Congratulations, you're going to homestead Hollo, Yes, thank you.
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  Speaker 3: It's three things you need to know with the element
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  Speaker 3: two eighty is getting some mark, so expect more traffic
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  Speaker 3: delays than usual.
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  Speaker 2: They are going to start on.
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  Speaker 3: November tenth doing the bridge construction on pump House Road.
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  Speaker 2: And the connected ramps.
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  Speaker 3: This is the section of two eighty between Whole Foods
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  Speaker 3: in the summer. If you don't know where pump House
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  Speaker 3: Road is, so expect a little more traffic delays there.
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  Speaker 3: Tonight is a full moon and how to make moonwater
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  Speaker 3: is trending. What is moon water?
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  Speaker 2: Well, if you're a.
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  Speaker 3: Hippy crystal girl, this one is for you. It's basically
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  Speaker 3: where you put the moon.
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  Speaker 2: In a glass jar. You put water and a.
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  Speaker 3: In glass and a sealed jar and put it outside
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  Speaker 3: here in the full moon to charge in the full
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  Speaker 3: moon energy and then you.
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  Speaker 2: Can use the water for like all kinds of hippy things.
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  Speaker 2: That is odd for me. That is so I don't
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  Speaker 2: understand that it's not even a new thing.
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  Speaker 3: But right now it's the most viral search on Google
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  Speaker 3: right now because tonight is the beaver moon and it's
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  Speaker 3: the last super moon of the year.
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  Speaker 2: What the heck's of beaver moon? Just google it, don't
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  Speaker 2: ask any more questions. Amazon just announced a.
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  Speaker 3: Twenty five dollars Thanksgiving dinner for five and here's what's
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  Speaker 3: in an eight pound butterball turkey, homestyle stuffing, mashed potatoes, gravy,
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  Speaker 3: and green bean casserole, along with Amazon Grocery crescent rolls
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  Speaker 3: and a holiday pie. So the deal starts November twelfth
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  Speaker 3: and it goes through November twenty seventh.
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  Speaker 2: And this year it's going to be.
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  Speaker 3: Really good with all of the freaking governments shutdowns and
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  Speaker 3: nobody can get snap benefits, so everybody's coming out with
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  Speaker 3: like their holiday Thanksgiving.
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  Speaker 2: Meal discount, which is good. Amazon now has one too.
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  Speaker 2: I do like this. This is a good little deal.
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  Speaker 2: I do too.
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  Speaker 3: We'll keep you updated for other places that also announce
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  Speaker 3: Thanksgiving dinner meals as they can that's three things you
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  Speaker 3: need to know. More at Thealabama Show dot com.
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  Speaker 1: The Alabama Show on demand's free on the iHeartRadio app.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning, Claire. What's your issue for Ask Alabama?
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  Speaker 8: My mother wants to move in with me and I'm
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  Speaker 8: not having it.
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 2: That's why we do Ask Alabama. If you ever have
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  Speaker 2: an issue, called the show. Eight three three five I
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  Speaker 2: one Bama is the number. What's going on with your mother?
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  Speaker 2: Why does she want to move in?
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  Speaker 8: I like my husband and I we're both twenty eight
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  Speaker 8: and my mom has, you know, helped us out quite
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  Speaker 8: a bit in the past where we were struggling, and
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  Speaker 8: I just I know that she loves me. But you know,
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  Speaker 8: she's extremely self centered, okay, like how she makes everything
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  Speaker 8: about her and she can't take criticism. And you know,
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  Speaker 8: if you happened to give her some feedback, she will
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  Speaker 8: say the meanest.
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  Speaker 7: Thing when she gets her feelings hurt, you know, which
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  Speaker 7: I mean, it happens a lot.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So tell me about her moving in? Were y'all like,
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  Speaker 2: what's going on there?
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  Speaker 8: Well, we had planned to buy a house and move
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  Speaker 8: her in. She's on his ability and has.
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  Speaker 7: Some financial issues, but I stayed with her for a week,
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  Speaker 7: and I just realize that this is not a good idea.
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  Speaker 3: Were you fighting with your mom that week that you
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  Speaker 3: stayed with her?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's like every little thing becomes a tiff between her.
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  Speaker 2: What does your husband say about all of this?
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  Speaker 7: He says that she's manipulative and he's on board with
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  Speaker 7: just not letting her come live with us.
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  Speaker 2: Have you told her mom you don't want her to
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  Speaker 2: live with you yet?
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  Speaker 6: I did?
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  Speaker 2: How did she handle that? She had a total mel zone?
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  Speaker 8: I mean, am I wrong for not letting her sid
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  Speaker 8: with us?
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  Speaker 3: Precid Blake, you're gonna let your girl friend when y'all
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  Speaker 3: get married, and you'll let her mom live with y'all?
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  Speaker 2: Or would you let your mother live with you?
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  Speaker 1: Please?
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  Speaker 4: Well, this is tough because at twenty eight that you're
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  Speaker 4: just getting started in adulthood.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and so totally get it.
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  Speaker 4: You're immediately transferring over. I wouldn't need time before I
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  Speaker 4: let anyone move in with her.
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  Speaker 2: I'll be real honest.
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  Speaker 3: I've let family members stay with me before, and they
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  Speaker 3: have driven me crazy and it.
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  Speaker 2: Led to bigger fights.
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  Speaker 3: It may be better for y'all's relationship if you don't
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  Speaker 3: call the show eight three three five oh one, Bama
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  Speaker 3: is the number.
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  Speaker 2: What should Claire do?
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  Speaker 3: Should she let her mom still live with her if
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  Speaker 3: she's got financial problems? Or have you ever dealt with
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  Speaker 3: something like this? How did you love a family member.
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  Speaker 2: From a distance? That's eight three three five oh one
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  Speaker 2: two two six two.
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  Speaker 1: The Alabama Show on demand free on the iHeartRadio app.
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  Speaker 2: Andrew, we know your mother in law lived with you.
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  Speaker 2: How's that going?
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  Speaker 5: Absolutely horrible? I would rather go skinny dipping in a
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  Speaker 5: Detroit sear There is no way that woman should allow
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  Speaker 5: any mother or mother in.
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  Speaker 8: Law and at her home.
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  Speaker 5: It is a bomb bomination.
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  Speaker 3: Well, Andrew, We're glad you survived. Thank you for calling
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  Speaker 3: the show with some advice. Thank you.
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  Speaker 9: And if she does, tell her to like stack up
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  Speaker 9: on tasers and pepper sports, Oh my.
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  Speaker 2: God, Andrew, No, there's no need for violence. We love you, buddy.
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  Speaker 5: It's not violence, it's correction.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, love you, buddy, I love y'all.
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  Speaker 3: Claire's mom wants to move in with her and her husband,
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  Speaker 3: and Claire's mom is difficult and Claire now wants to
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  Speaker 3: tell her mother no, and her mother had to melt
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  Speaker 3: down call the show.
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  Speaker 2: What would you do? Eight three three five I one
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  Speaker 2: Bama is the number? Melissa. Do you have advice for Claire?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, she does not need to do it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, why do you say that?
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  Speaker 5: Well, I've done it multiple times with family, and she
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  Speaker 5: sounds like she has a similar relationship with me and
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  Speaker 5: my mom and it is toxics. Do not do it,
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  Speaker 5: It'll call it is too much stressed on you and
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  Speaker 5: your relationship and if it goes far enough, it do'll
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  Speaker 5: like case to health issues it like I've had.
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  Speaker 2: Did you have to kick your mom out.
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  Speaker 5: Of your house completely? I literally was like hospitalized because
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  Speaker 5: my blood pressure got Oh my goshow.
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  Speaker 3: So now that your mom is out of your house,
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  Speaker 3: have you repaired that relationship or else speaking to each
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  Speaker 3: other now?
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  Speaker 2: Or no?
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  Speaker 5: I mean we've never had a good relationship for real,
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  Speaker 5: but okay, we still talk, but she's just she's remarried now.
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  Speaker 8: It's fine.
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  Speaker 2: But is she somebody else's problem?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Not mine?
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  Speaker 1: Thank you?
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  Speaker 3: Well, good for you, thank you for calling the show.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry that you had to go through that, but
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  Speaker 3: thank you for the advice for Claire. That's great advice.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, don't do it.
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  Speaker 2: It's what the hell? Headlines, What the hell are you
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  Speaker 2: talking about?
• 10:52
  Speaker 3: On the Alabama Show, Hey, bank robber asked police to
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  Speaker 3: put stolen money in his bank account.
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  Speaker 4: Why it's a fair request, I'll be honest.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 3: This guy in Ohio, forty two year old one robbed
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  Speaker 3: a bank. He walked in, said he had a weapon,
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  Speaker 3: told him to give him money. He took four hundred
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  Speaker 3: dollars and one dollar bills. That was all he got.
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  Speaker 2: Four hundred dollars and one dollar bills. And when the.
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  Speaker 3: Cops caught him and arrested him on the way to jail,
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  Speaker 3: he said, hey, will you deposit this into my bank account?
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  Speaker 2: My question is why did he want only ones? I
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  Speaker 2: think that's all they gave him.
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  Speaker 3: Why?
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  Speaker 1: It's three things you need to know you with the
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  Speaker 1: ELEMENTA Show.
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  Speaker 3: The BJCC has just been presented with a Reader's Choice
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  Speaker 3: Award from Convention South, which recognizes the BJCC is the
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  Speaker 3: top convention and event venue in the South. So congratulations.
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  Speaker 3: They'll be featured in the December twenty twenty five Awards
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  Speaker 3: issue of the Convention.
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  Speaker 2: South magazine, so look out for that.
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  Speaker 3: You can now get producer Blake apple Pie, mac and Cheese.
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  Speaker 2: How do they keep adding stuff to mac and cheese.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, but you're going to try it on
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  Speaker 2: the show.
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  Speaker 3: Kraft has released a limited edition apple Pie mac and
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  Speaker 3: Cheese with cheddar cheese, apple and cinnamon for a sweet
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  Speaker 3: and savory Thanksgiving twist, and you can get it at
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  Speaker 3: Walmart now through Thanksgiving.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if this is up, Miley, We're going
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  Speaker 2: to do it.
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  Speaker 3: An interview has just resurfaced of Millie Bobby Brown after
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  Speaker 3: the news broke that she had accused David Harbor of
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  Speaker 3: bullying and harassment on the set of Stranger Things. Bobby
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  Speaker 3: Brown plays Eleven, David Harbor plays Hopper, and their roles
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  Speaker 3: on the show are very intertwined, like he adopts her
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  Speaker 3: almost like his kid, so I hate that. But anyway,
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  Speaker 3: this interview just resurfaced and the interviewer was talking to
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  Speaker 3: her about her upcoming wedding and made a joke that
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  Speaker 3: David Harber could officiate the wedding. And this was Millie
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  Speaker 3: Bobby Brown's response, But.
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  Speaker 8: You're going with Stranger Things, then you're obviously going to
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  Speaker 8: walk down the aisle to the music.
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  Speaker 2: From the showy Black and Red.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to shave my hair off Harper is officiating.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I sure, Matthew Modine, I think.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, if you're going to select the cast member, that's
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  Speaker 3: the officiant race.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, my fig dad. She got really awkward.
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  Speaker 3: She was making a face when he said that. She
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  Speaker 3: didn't know how to respond. And Matthew Modine is who
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  Speaker 3: plays Papa on the show and he actually did officiate
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  Speaker 3: the wedding in real life.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I did see that. This is getting a
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  Speaker 2: little weird.
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  Speaker 6: I know.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, we still get season five though, that's coming out soon,
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  Speaker 3: so we get to see how.
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  Speaker 2: Awkward it is on the show. We'll all be watching
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  Speaker 2: for that.
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  Speaker 3: That's three things you need to know more at The
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  Speaker 3: Alabama Show dot com.
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  Speaker 1: The Alabama Show on tom It's amazing free on the
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  Speaker 3: Eight three three five oh one, Bama is the number
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  Speaker 3: to call the show.
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  Speaker 2: If you have good news, we want to celebrate with you. Melissa,
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  Speaker 2: good morning. Do you have good news?
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  Speaker 6: I do? My twin daughter time.
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  Speaker 2: Twin girls. Are you ready for them to be teenagers?
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  Speaker 2: Because I wouldn't be.
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  Speaker 9: I am definitely not.
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  Speaker 2: What are you gonna do to celebrate their birthday this weekend?
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  Speaker 9: Only just get together with family, maybe go to dinner.
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  Speaker 2: Let me ask you about this.
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  Speaker 3: When you gave birth to two twin girls, and you
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  Speaker 3: had two twin babies at the same time, how hard
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  Speaker 3: was it having to change diapers and carry and feed
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  Speaker 3: and do all the things.
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  Speaker 2: Because one baby's hard, but two babies it was.
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  Speaker 3: It was chaos.
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  Speaker 5: Lea was a learning experience daily.
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  Speaker 9: I don't think we even remember the first two weeks.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, well that is great news. Congratulation. What
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  Speaker 3: are their names, Let's shout them.
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  Speaker 5: Out, Chloe and Kennedy, Chloe.
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  Speaker 2: And Kennedy birthday. That is great news. Thank you for sharing.
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  Speaker 9: Thank y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Yelabamache de man Free on the iHeartRadio app.
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  Speaker 3: Today is the day that we're gonna use the bleet
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  Speaker 3: button on the show a lot. Okay, by the way,
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  Speaker 3: thanks for listening to the Alabama Show. I'm Alabama with
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  Speaker 3: producer Black. We talk about my little cousin Hannah, who
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  Speaker 3: is the voice of why what the hell headlines? Okay,
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  Speaker 3: this is her first year of being a teacher. She
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  Speaker 3: teaches second grade.
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  Speaker 2: Uh huh.
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  Speaker 3: I have heard so many stories of these little faral
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  Speaker 3: second graders with her that are hilarious and I heard
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  Speaker 3: one last night and I.
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  Speaker 2: Want to share it to you. Okay, go ahead.
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  Speaker 3: Also, if you have kids that do this, I want
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  Speaker 3: you to call the show eight three three five oh one, Bama, like,
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  Speaker 3: what's something your kids said that was so bad? But
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: it was also funny and you just couldn't stop laughing.
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: Because Hannah, every morning, they do this thing in class
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  Speaker 3: where they she gives the class a word and then
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  Speaker 3: the kids have to give her more words that rhyme
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  Speaker 3: with that word.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I can't remember what it's called.
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  Speaker 3: She's got a fancy for it, but it's basically teaching
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  Speaker 3: kids rhyming uh huh. And there's this one kid that
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  Speaker 3: has been giving Hannah a hard time in her class
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  Speaker 3: all the time, and she said, he never participates in this,
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  Speaker 3: absolutely never participates in.
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  Speaker 2: This, she said, but yesterday he did.
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  Speaker 3: And the word that she gave the class, and we're
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: going to bleep this out. The word that she gave
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: the class was okay. And she said, all of a sudden,
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: the kid yelled, your reaction is exactly what the whole class,
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: she said, The whole class their jaws dropped and stared
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: at her, and she immediately had to put the book
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: over her face so that nobody could see her laughing.
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  Speaker 2: And she said, the kid goes what it rhymes? It
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: rhymes what. It's a word that goes. And she she
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  Speaker 2: was like.
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  Speaker 3: I hid behind my desk for a few minutes, and
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: then finally I pulled the book down and was like,
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  Speaker 3: that word is a nickname for a lot of things.
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: She made it where she didn't address that it.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: Could be a bad word. She spun it to where
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: it was like a good word that it could be.
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  Speaker 2: They're gonna start.
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: Saying that in the class she had girls. Mom, she's like, look,
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: your kid can't be yelling this in our class anymore.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: Well, she made it a good thing. People were gonna
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: start saying it. I died when she told like, is
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: it you know it's bad. When you're a teacher, you.
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: Gotta be like, no, you can't say that, But me,
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: I would be dying laughing.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: I want to laugh so hard.
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: I don't.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know how kids had gotten to this point.
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: Called a shine, what's something? What's the worst thing that
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: your kid? And we'll bleep it out. It'll make it
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: on the air, but we'll bleep it. We'll be good
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: called a show.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: Eight three three five one Bama.
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: What is the worst thing your kid has ever said?
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: But also the funniest thing your kid has ever said?
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  Speaker 1: Ala, It's free on the iHeart.
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  Speaker 3: Radio app eight three three five and Bama is the
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: number to call the show.
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  Speaker 2: Rebecca, good morning.
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  Speaker 3: Do you have a story about something funny your kids
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: said in school?
• 18:07
  Speaker 8: Uh, it's not in school.
• 18:08
  Speaker 9: It was actually after school. It was Christmas last year.
• 18:13
  Speaker 9: She was about four. I asked her if she wanted
• 18:16
  Speaker 9: to go look at Christmas lights and she turned and
• 18:19
  Speaker 9: looked at me and said, no, but we can go
• 18:22
  Speaker 9: dig up your dead dad.
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: Do you have any weird animals showing up in your
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: yard that have been dung up? Or? I do not?
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: I do not?
• 18:33
  Speaker 9: Sally, Sally don't have the PT cemetery on the lot.
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: Daughter Wednesday Adams, No, no a good name her after
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: Phoebe Bucha, after frist So.
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  Speaker 2: I love that. That's great?
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  Speaker 3: Well good look, Yeah, thoughts and priors, thoughts and priors, Well,
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  Speaker 3: thank you, thank you. Eight three three five. Obama is
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: the number to call the show. Josie, good morning. What's
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: the worst thing your kids ever said?
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: Okay, so my son he's super hopper.
• 19:06
  Speaker 9: I got him a good behavior chart, and one day
• 19:10
  Speaker 9: I had wait.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: Wait, wait, you got him a good behavior what?
• 19:14
  Speaker 9: I got him a good behavior chart shirt? No, a
• 19:17
  Speaker 9: good behavior chart chart?
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: A good behavior chart? Okay?
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, to keep for of like good or good and
• 19:24
  Speaker 5: bad behaviors?
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: And he goes to his room.
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: Pulls out toy, knof, comes back, gabs the chart, points
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: the knife at us and says, you work for me.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: Now, psychopaths? Parents? What have you been letting you watch TV?
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 19:49
  Speaker 6: I don't know where this come from, but we were
• 19:52
  Speaker 6: for we were laughing, but we didn't want him to see.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: We thought this was morning.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: Do you like your bedroom door?
• 19:57
  Speaker 6: Knock my bedroom doors always?
• 20:01
  Speaker 9: I don't want him coming and creeping up on.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: You were listening to the Alabama Show on demand?
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  Speaker 2: Good morning? Who's this?
• 20:11
  Speaker 6: Good morning? My name is Sarah.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: Sarah.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: What's the worst thing your kids said? Sounds like you
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: got a story.
• 20:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah, So my grandparents came to visit literally last weekend.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: Okay, when my.
• 20:24
  Speaker 6: Grandma was over, my daughter threw a toy across the
• 20:27
  Speaker 6: room and I accidentally hit her and she was like,
• 20:30
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna beat her. So my daughter coach, You're not
• 20:34
  Speaker 6: gonna beat my my mavel feature And I was like, oh.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: Jerry.
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• 20:44
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• 20:47
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• 20:49
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