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Vita-Cohol · The Steve & Jeff Show

• 0:01
  SPEAKER_01: Hey all you big drinkers out there, you know who you are.
• 0:05
  SPEAKER_01: You're the life of the party.
• 0:07
  SPEAKER_01: You haven't had a driver's license in years.
• 0:10
  SPEAKER_01: You crush the National Institute of Health's drinks per week guide in a single evening.
• 0:15
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, you! Sure your pain receptors are set on numb for at least the next decade, but are you getting the proper nutrition your body needs?
• 0:24
  SPEAKER_01: The nutrients you need to keep up that hectic drinking pace?
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_01: Healthy food just too much work?
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  SPEAKER_01: And besides, it interferes with drinking?
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_01: Well, we made nutrition easy to take.
• 0:35
  SPEAKER_01: It's all in new Vitacahol from Farmer Brute.
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  SPEAKER_01: You'll love Vitacahol.
• 0:39
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, my word-slurring friends, Vitacahol packs all the vitamins you need into individually packaged shots that taste like what you love.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_01: And it comes in dozens of your favorite flavors.
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_01: There's Scotch B12, vitamin D vodka for those days when you just can't face going out in the sun.
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_01: And of course, everyone's favorite, grain alcohol amino acids.
• 1:01
  SPEAKER_00: I sure could party before, but with vitacoh I can drink all night and still look so bad precinct roll call the next morning.
• 1:08
  SPEAKER_00: I used to pretend that it was just a water bottle until someone saw the gray goose label.
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  SPEAKER_00: But no more shame.
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  SPEAKER_00: Now I pop vitacohall anytime, anywhere, and I feel great.
• 1:19
  SPEAKER_01: No malpractice insurance company would touch me after my 15th lawsuit.
• 1:25
  SPEAKER_01: But now I have no worries.
• 1:27
  SPEAKER_01: I recommend Vitacah to all my patients, and I take some occasionally myself.
• 1:33
  SPEAKER_01: Now who could argue with those endorsements?
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_01: Plus, if you act now, we'll throw in, at a still-to-be-determined additional cost to you, the book that sold millions of copies under the table in bars.
• 1:43
  SPEAKER_01: The classic, I'm not drunk, I'm for those times you have to explain yourself fast.
• 1:49
  SPEAKER_01: You'll learn such great excuses as, I'm not drunk, I have uh in uh balance issues.
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not drunk.
• 1:55
  SPEAKER_00: I just came off the tilt a whirl ride.
• 1:57
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not drunk, I'm I'm drunk.
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  SPEAKER_01: And there are thousands more.
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  SPEAKER_01: Take those 12 steps to your mobile phone and call your local grocery or pharmacy and ask them for Vitacahol from Farmer Brute.
• 2:08
  SPEAKER_01: 30 day money back guarantee, optional bail bond available too.
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_01: So try Vitacah.
• 2:14
  SPEAKER_01: It's the hair of the dog that should have bit you.