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FULL SHOW: Plastic Chicken Soup · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Hodachey Big Show with Toledos from work days to workouts.
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  Speaker 1: It'll fuel your first welcome, big big show.
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  Speaker 2: Really Jason, Heiitzmand and Kisy, I'll get a your mad
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  Speaker 2: Barsard's great to have your company on this blustery Wednesday afternoon.
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  Speaker 2: It is the fifteenth of April twenty twenty six, and you,
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  Speaker 2: my friends, as always listening to the big show brought
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  Speaker 2: to you by Toledo's.
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  Speaker 3: Out with the old brands. They've had there too, and
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  Speaker 3: Toledo's is here, clean mean hydration. Get it in your.
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  Speaker 2: Toledo. Yeah, man, good stuff. I tell you what, old
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  Speaker 2: Mogi's looking sensational at the moment. Brand new t shirt,
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  Speaker 2: brand new boots, brand new jeans, nice new haircut. God,
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  Speaker 2: you're looking good, your Studhou's life.
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  Speaker 4: I'm pretty grassy, your mad dog, you six cent of
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  Speaker 4: a b right man. Everything's new from top to bottom.
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  Speaker 4: You haircut, new Andy's, Keezy running out of Andy's so
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  Speaker 4: I've got new socks on as well.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: How good? What a time to be alive, man, Just
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  Speaker 4: loving life? How about you, Keezy?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm good as gold fellas always am you know me?
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  Speaker 2: Actually? I was thinking, you know, because you know Mogi's
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  Speaker 2: been making a real effort on his wardrobe at the moment.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe you could judge it up a bit, you know
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  Speaker 2: what I mean, because you get rid of the trackies
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  Speaker 2: and the sort of daggy old T shirts, maybe you know,
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  Speaker 2: look to go a bit more upmarket, a bit more
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  Speaker 2: top radio DJ.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's good show, Jase. So just confirming am I
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  Speaker 3: wearing daggy T shirts or beautifully crisp ironed T shirts
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  Speaker 3: like you said every other day. I'm just trying to figure.
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  Speaker 2: That's the one you're wearing today. Doesn't look as pressed.
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  Speaker 2: You're looking a bit more sort of daggy.
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  Speaker 3: It's weird because I pressed this one. Oh rightn it?
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  Speaker 3: So I don't know. Yeah, okay, so I guess I'll
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  Speaker 3: get rid of it.
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  Speaker 2: I mean it still looks great. Ah. I'm just looking
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  Speaker 2: at Mogie and just going, oh god, it's making such
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  Speaker 2: an effort. Maybe we should make a bit.
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  Speaker 4: More, saying we though it was just that needed to
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  Speaker 4: make an effort.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, just because you walk in here with a brand
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  Speaker 3: new shirt every day.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 3: And then you've got upset with that, so you've started
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  Speaker 3: wearing that old Switch shirt that you've had for years.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 3: Just also as long as as long as we're making
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  Speaker 3: top quality radio, it shouldn't matter.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. Man. Speaking of which, what's coming up, Fellows?
• 2:21
  Speaker 2: What's happening on the Big Show with Old Mogi?
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  Speaker 4: Thirty two days until we go to Magic Ground, Fellows,
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  Speaker 4: another couple of chances to get into the drawer today.
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  Speaker 4: Listen out for the queue to call, and then ring
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  Speaker 4: us on eight hundred Hodaki, We'll annoy you with some
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  Speaker 4: stupid questions and then we'll throw you in the drawer.
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  Speaker 4: Old Hoidygizbot. Ah, you're a mad bastard.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Man, you had a bit of an adventure last night
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  Speaker 4: overnight and also you posted something on Instagram. Yeah, the
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  Speaker 4: keysy and I need to have a little bit of
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  Speaker 4: a chat with you about.
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  Speaker 2: Sure it's a good yeah, yeah, yeah, just a little
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  Speaker 2: bit of a chat.
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  Speaker 4: Are here And at some point on the show we're
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  Speaker 4: going to be I went to the genders today. God,
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  Speaker 4: how good are they?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Good times here Backbone.
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  Speaker 3: Also, this weekend's Warriors game completely sold out. We've got
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  Speaker 3: a double pass the get away later on the show.
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  Speaker 2: How good man.
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  Speaker 3: It'll be having a little later on and I believe
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  Speaker 3: Jace may have brought something in for us to taste it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, man, I can't wait too.
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  Speaker 2: You're excited for me.
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  Speaker 4: Wrapped my lips around that whitty.
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  Speaker 2: Jay A number one. Here's the Killers for.
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  Speaker 1: The Hurdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchy is.
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  Speaker 2: Indeed a bit of bush for your Wednesday afternoon. The
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  Speaker 2: time thirteen minutes past four o'clock and travelers, if you
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  Speaker 2: might indulge me, I'd like to make an apology if
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  Speaker 2: I can.
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  Speaker 4: I think before you make an apology, man, I've actually
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  Speaker 4: got a bone to pick.
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  Speaker 2: Oh ah, I got a bowl a pit.
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  Speaker 4: Last night, I was trailing through Instagram as I often do,
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  Speaker 4: sitting on the toilet for just an hour or so
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  Speaker 4: to get a little bit of me time.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but a piece and quiet.
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  Speaker 4: When I come across on Hoidy j on one of
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  Speaker 4: his stories Prime Time Viewing, it was Keezy ran about
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  Speaker 4: seven thirty eight o'clock there and yeah, he's sitting at
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  Speaker 4: his kitchen table. There he's got a plate in front
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  Speaker 4: of him, and in the middle of the plate is
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  Speaker 4: what I can only describe as an absolute abomination, a
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  Speaker 4: crime against cuisine and indeed humanity. It was a whole
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  Speaker 4: capsicum with the lid chopped off it like it was
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  Speaker 4: a jack o' lantern, and inside was some kind of
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  Speaker 4: brown mess, which, as I watched the video turned out
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  Speaker 4: to be pork mints.
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  Speaker 3: Well that's the thing, and you named it the Kezy Special,
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  Speaker 3: which I take issue with.
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  Speaker 4: The way that the video was shot. You sitting low
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  Speaker 4: down looking like a small child at a table, the
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  Speaker 4: food you had there, your one capsican with the mints
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  Speaker 4: in it, and a couple of sliced up, overcooked looking courgettes.
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  Speaker 4: If unless I'm mistaken, it was hard a towel given
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  Speaker 4: the blurry state of the video that was taken, just
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  Speaker 4: looking at that, and then it was made worse when
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  Speaker 4: you cut it open, you cut the cats come open.
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  Speaker 4: It was like looking inside a leper. It was a disgrace, Jason,
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  Speaker 4: and I think you do owe us an apology.
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  Speaker 2: Fellows, if I could get back to my apology, I
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  Speaker 2: think it's fair to say that Hoody J's known for
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  Speaker 2: his culinary ability.
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  Speaker 5: M hm.
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  Speaker 2: It's the talk of the town. People fight and argue
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  Speaker 2: overcoming over the old Hoody js for dinner and snacks.
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  Speaker 2: Not me, not me.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to go. I went last.
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  Speaker 2: Time sit down to team, and last night I have
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  Speaker 2: to say, Mogi, I did put out on social media
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  Speaker 2: a culinary abomination on an eighties plate, a full yellow
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  Speaker 2: capsicum stuffed to the brim with a brown slightly overcooked mints,
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  Speaker 2: and some courgettes on the side that was slightly overcooked
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  Speaker 2: as well. And I embarrassed myself. I embarrassed my family,
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  Speaker 2: I embarrassed my friends, and I think to a certain
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  Speaker 2: degree I damaged forever the reputation of the Big Show.
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  Speaker 2: So I would like to apologize for that abomination. The
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  Speaker 2: only redeeming feature I can say was that it actually
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  Speaker 2: tasted okay.
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  Speaker 3: It tasted okay.
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  Speaker 4: I guess the question that I had immediately, and even
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  Speaker 4: when you brought up yesterday hoodyesbot was who the hell
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  Speaker 4: on this good green Earth would want to eat an
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  Speaker 4: entire capsicum for dinner.
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  Speaker 2: That's a fair point. Now listen, the video may have
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  Speaker 2: got eight thousand likes. That's by the bye. Okay, just
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  Speaker 2: because eight thousand people loved it doesn't mean it was
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  Speaker 2: a good thing. And I don't know stories could get
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  Speaker 2: like I not only I not only want to apologize
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  Speaker 2: to you, fellas, I want to redeem myself because I've
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  Speaker 2: talked many times on the show about my world famous
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  Speaker 2: spicy chicken suit.
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  Speaker 3: Isn't it the best? One of the world's twitty j
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  Speaker 3: best in the world, ain't number one?
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  Speaker 2: So I took the liberty of making it for you, fellas,
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  Speaker 2: and I've brought it in for you today to sample
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  Speaker 2: and a hope, in the hope that I may redeem
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  Speaker 2: myself and your fellow's eyes. And you can tell the
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  Speaker 2: public out there that natural fact whity j is a fine.
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  Speaker 3: Chef, right, And when you're rating it out of ten, rating.
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  Speaker 2: It out of ten buzzies, I can remember in mind.
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  Speaker 3: The same here. Also, once again, it's been five years
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  Speaker 3: of this. You didn an apology and didn't say sorry
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  Speaker 3: at any time at any point.
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  Speaker 2: Incidentally, my wife raided. Sorry, my wife raided that meal
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  Speaker 2: six out of eight testes. Yes, he even did a
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  Speaker 2: verbal review of it. But it's too embarrassed for me
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  Speaker 2: to play it on air. Fair enough, So next up,
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  Speaker 2: for the first time ever on the show, you get
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  Speaker 2: to taste Corny Jay's a number one spicy chicken soup.
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  Speaker 1: The whole Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
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  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio hod.
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  Speaker 2: Ache Cold There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
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  Speaker 2: Wednesday afternoon. The time is twenty four minutes past four o'clock. Fellas,
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  Speaker 2: there's been a culinary disaster again.
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  Speaker 3: Right, because you're supposed to be bringing in some chicken
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  Speaker 3: soup which you made for us to review.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I mean you could still eat it, but I
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  Speaker 2: just heated it up in the microwave and the container
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  Speaker 2: that I brought it in Unfortunately, the container melted.
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  Speaker 4: So are you saving you down with sort of microwave
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  Speaker 4: save dishes, et cetera.
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  Speaker 2: I've used this in the microwave before and it's never
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  Speaker 2: done that to me before, so I'm not It was
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  Speaker 2: a very solid bit of plastic, so I'm not sure
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  Speaker 2: exactly why it's mounted.
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  Speaker 3: Now here's the thing I said, temperature.
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  Speaker 2: I think that pug Son's going to post the disaster
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  Speaker 2: on Instagram as we speak.
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  Speaker 3: On Facebook Radio Hurdacky, And the.
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  Speaker 4: Question is, do you guys still want to eat it?
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  Speaker 4: Do I still want to eat some soup that was
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  Speaker 4: made by you?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 4: After I saw what you made last night that has
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  Speaker 4: now been melted and mixed in with plastic in a microwave. Well,
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to pass.
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  Speaker 2: What about you, Kezy, I mean you've got you know,
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  Speaker 2: you've got steel gaps. Mate, you can shove anything down there.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, you man, you're a young fella. He's still
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  Speaker 2: going to have kids though, Jesson, that's true, But I
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  Speaker 2: mean that's already well on its way.
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  Speaker 3: We'll hang on sound.
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  Speaker 2: And it just seems a shame, Kesy that I went
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  Speaker 2: to all that effort to bring it in and save
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  Speaker 2: you some because my wife was hoeing into it because
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  Speaker 2: it was so delicious, and I was no, no, the
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  Speaker 2: fowlers have got to have some of that. It doesn't
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  Speaker 2: feel right for you not to try it.
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  Speaker 3: So are you trying to convince me to eat plastic?
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  Speaker 3: Is there? What's going on?
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  Speaker 2: Plastic? There is no plastic in an actually put how
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  Speaker 2: can you go and get the plate that I poured out?
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  Speaker 2: Will get keasy to try.
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  Speaker 3: Someone plastic soup?
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure it is totally fine.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, you're sure.
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  Speaker 4: So you're saying it's melted, which has changed the plastic irreversibly,
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  Speaker 4: But none of that has managed to get its way
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  Speaker 4: into the soup. Despite the fact if you drink out
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  Speaker 4: of a bottle of water that's made out of plastic.
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  Speaker 4: You get plastic particles in your ball second about three seconds?
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  Speaker 4: Is that true?
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  Speaker 2: Look it folded a little bit in the middle when
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  Speaker 2: something melts.
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  Speaker 3: Jase, yes, what does it turned from solid to well,
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  Speaker 3: turn from solid to what?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: The worst part is it looks delicious, It looks really young.
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  Speaker 3: But I know it's contaminated with poison.
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  Speaker 2: Surely you can eat that.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I mean, I mean its technically you could eat it. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: would you want to eat it?
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  Speaker 3: Okay? How it dos? Pugs? Go over to your microphone
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  Speaker 3: over there, and you try some. If you're willing to
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  Speaker 3: try some. You witnessed what happened.
• 11:17
  Speaker 2: You saw?
• 11:18
  Speaker 3: Are you going to try some? Hell?
• 11:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: This is largely because I have no regard for my
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  Speaker 3: body when it comes to food. All right, Oh no,
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  Speaker 3: so I will try it.
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  Speaker 2: Well, this is what producers do.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, food.
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  Speaker 2: They're like the bee feeders for the talent, true, the
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  Speaker 2: bee feeders.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want young people listening who want to become
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  Speaker 3: a producer to think that they have to eat poison.
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  Speaker 2: If you want to make it in the industry, this
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  Speaker 2: is what you're going to do.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, all right, Pugs have a taste only if you
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  Speaker 3: want to though, eat plastics also not even hot. All right,
• 11:54
  Speaker 3: well he tries there, here's the pugsting.
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  Speaker 4: M it's not bad, jas Oh no, that's not good.
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  Speaker 4: It's not bad. Pugs liked everything. It sounds like he
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  Speaker 4: hates it.
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  Speaker 3: Say, hang on, Pugs, are you going to make an excuse?
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm just gonna say it looks a little curdled,
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  Speaker 2: thank you.
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  Speaker 4: Something.
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  Speaker 3: He's managed to melt the container, curdl the soup, but
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  Speaker 3: somehow the soup's still cold. There was a chill in
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  Speaker 3: there that I'm not familiar with, and I assume that's
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  Speaker 3: the pleasant container.
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  Speaker 4: Jase, I've got one question for you. Would you have
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  Speaker 4: eaten it?
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  Speaker 2: Hell no?
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: The Hilarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy. Tune
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: in on Radio Lucky, Welcome back.
• 12:46
  Speaker 2: The Big Show, Regie Crown, three bit, let's put another
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: mad bustard on the bench, bloody oats, let's do that.
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  Speaker 2: But before we get into that, Fellows, I have to
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  Speaker 2: defend myself over the microwave Barkle. I just spoke to Becks,
• 13:01
  Speaker 2: who does the day show. Obviously, she said, Jace, the
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  Speaker 2: same thing happened to me. I headed up a drink
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  Speaker 2: the other day. I took the cup out, I burnt
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  Speaker 2: my hand and it was stone cold the liquid that
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  Speaker 2: I was trying to eat up. You know, it wasn't
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  Speaker 2: my fault, Fellows, and I'm gutted that you didn't get
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  Speaker 2: to try it.
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  Speaker 3: If you just joined usn't know what Jas's banging on about.
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  Speaker 3: He's supposed to make us his famous chicken soup. You
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  Speaker 3: put it in the microwave, melted the container, spilt soup everywhere,
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  Speaker 3: and then fed plastic to pugs on.
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  Speaker 4: I've never seen that neither, And can I just.
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: Say radio, I've used that plastic container to heat up
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  Speaker 2: stuff many many times, so I don't know what happened.
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  Speaker 4: It's probably right there.
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: Maybe maybe, but let's go to the funk.
• 13:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just quickly, if you're heating something up, put it
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  Speaker 3: in a bowl, take it out of the plastic.
• 13:50
  Speaker 4: Never ever, ever do it in plastic.
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: No, it was Mike rowa friendly.
• 13:55
  Speaker 3: PHI friendly, not safe friendly.
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: Get a baby your mad hell's life, not too bad?
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  Speaker 3: Boys yourself?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, tell me, baby, what do you do for a crust?
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  Speaker 5: Easy machinery operator?
• 14:10
  Speaker 4: Got on your back, But don't get on your stride though,
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  Speaker 4: don't you your mad dog.
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, hey, Bailey, if you were a win, who would
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  Speaker 2: you bring with you?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Definitely not the girlfriend.
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: Let's make a few calls.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah right, okay, what about the wife when you can
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: bring the wife?
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and all the wife your mates? Will you
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: stay on the line and pack samer take here? All right?
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: Thank you very much, Good on your mate, Good for
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  Speaker 2: your mad bastard. How's life yeah, fan? Yeah?
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: Good is it?
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Good man? Good? You're getting through your day?
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  Speaker 3: All right?
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: Only do but a little bit of looking to you?
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: Guys are fail?
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's the beauty.
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  Speaker 4: I guess of the show is that you could be
• 14:56
  Speaker 4: feeling bad about yourself, but we're going worse.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 3: Let's be especially jays Hey Jeff, quick question, man, would
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  Speaker 3: you eat plastic?
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  Speaker 2: No, definitely not. I'd go with a bowl, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Man, yeah, And what do you do for a crust? Jeff?
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  Speaker 4: You must be a rocket scientist or something.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Next for horticulture, make things go green? Yeah? Good
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  Speaker 2: on you mate, sound line, pugs will sort you out.
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: Get a Raymond your mad barstart? How's life not too bad?
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  Speaker 5: Boys?
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  Speaker 2: How are you doing? Yeah? Good? Thanks mate? You love
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: your malloy there, Raymond? Sure? Yeah, good on you.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, Raymond, real quick man, just from me. What do
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  Speaker 3: you do for a crust?
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  Speaker 2: I'm a kindy teacher.
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  Speaker 5: A.
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  Speaker 3: Kindergarten man.
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: I've gotta be honest with you. That drive me batshit crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I worked with toddlers two to three and a
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  Speaker 1: half year olds.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah nice. And would you ever feed any of those
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: toddlers plastic? Raymond?
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: Well, you got to say yes to life.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah right, I like that one.
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: Come on, guys, you just need to harden up a
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: little bit maneez. Hey, great news Raymon. And you're in
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  Speaker 2: the drawer as well, mate, Thank you very much.
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  Speaker 3: Hold the line, brother Pugs will look after you. Don't
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: forget it is three awesome nights over in Brisbane there
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: sun Corpse Stadium, eight games of rugby league, including the
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: Warriors taking on the Broncos. All thanks I mates, Boyschrip
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  Speaker 3: dot Co dott In sid you and a mate, Free flights,
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: free accommodation, bloody ripper of a time.
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: Beautiful ah what are you reckon? A bit of innkeepers
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: key man.
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: For the Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio.
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: Hold arkis indeed Nirvana there on the Radio Holdarchy Big
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: Show this Wednesday afternoon the time is four forty seven.
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: Let's talk TV. What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue?
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: Who huh o kezy eh, shocking fast?
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: Could you get on with it?
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: Fellers. I watched the first episode of the television show
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: called The Paper, so spin off from the Office, the
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: American Office, same makers and all of that carry on,
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: but they just sort of work at a newspaper, sort
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: of a set up the air in debts. Got old
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: dom Or Gleason in it. That's Brendan Gleason's son. Yes,
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: you know that fellow there.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: I do know him.
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: It's got a good cast in it, and it's pretty
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: much the same as The American Office, exactly the same
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: as that, but with different people. Smart, pretty funny, a
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: few good lolls in there. I give it two buzzies
• 17:33
  Speaker 4: out of a possible five, but I'll probably keep on
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: watching it too.
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: Well.
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it's fine, but I only watched the
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: first episode. And I know if you've seen other shows,
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: but the first episode they're trying to tell you who
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: everyone is.
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: Yes, they're sitting everything up and it's boring.
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: Do you just want to get into it and have
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: people be idiots? So I'll give it a couple of
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: three yeps before I give it a proper, proper, proper kicking.
• 17:54
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure it was on TV, and if I
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: had to guess, i'd say neon, but it would be
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: one I guess. Okay, okay, So just it's somewhere. It's somewhere,
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: and it's not very good.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: I watched the last ever episode of I Survived.
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: I think that was every so the last ever you're
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: going to talk about on the show.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: Ever, well, unless they do repeats and stuff lives in flashbacks,
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: but the last ever episode of I Survived. And here's
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: the bloody thing about it. It's always three stories, three
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: different stories, and every episode of people surviving horrendous stuff,
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: and the final episode everyone dies. Wow, are you serious?
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: None of them survived interviewing are the people? But they
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: died and then came back to life.
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: Oh that's a good trick.
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: So like they died temporarily, like zombies are zombies?
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: Pretty much?
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: Pretty much here because this is a real show reality.
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, came back to life.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: They die, zombies, but they came back to life for
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: the interview.
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: Jesus, that's no good.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: How they survived. But in this case they didn't.
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: And then after that, what would you have done differently?
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: Was it that sort of line of questioning?
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: Yes, what they because what they normally do is they go,
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: so why do you think you survive? On the final
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: episode they said, so why do you think you didn't survive?
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: Yes, and then they'll be like, oh.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: So that's what they were. I mean they didn't really
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: have an answer. Well that did yeah, well that's.
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: Right, and I mean you say that they came back
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: to life for the interview, but that did Did they
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: say anything?
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: No, it was the head kesy, why would they say anything.
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: So it was just like a dead person in a
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: seat and they asking a question and then nothing comes
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: back correct and you watched the whole thing, So good.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: Five busies.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: The Hurarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarchid.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: Gorilla's there on the Radio Hodankee Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.
• 20:04
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• 20:06
  Speaker 3: Hey you fellas just a quick reminder to the audience
• 20:08
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• 20:10
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• 20:12
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• 20:15
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• 20:17
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• 20:21
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• 20:23
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• 20:25
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• 20:29
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• 20:31
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• 20:35
  Speaker 2: I mean standing outside in the freezing cold Dunedin weather,
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: you know, hoping to get in to see the Big Show.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: Get in early, that's right. I have a couple of beersies, yeah,
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: you know, get chilled out, get relaxed, get ready to go.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Hey coming up after five. By the way, fellas,
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: we've got a few things coming up. A chance to
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: want to double pass to the sold out Wars game
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: this week two years yeah, which is bloody exciting.
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: Nice.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: Stuart from the Breakfast Show is coming on. Yes, he
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: was in Women's Day a few months ago.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: And of course I've been asked because my career is
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: taking off and I just want to get some advice
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: from Maniah. It's what I can expect because I imagine
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: it's a bit of a rocket ship, you know, getting
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: the Old Woman's Day article.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you won't be hanging around here much longer. I
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: can't imagine that's for sure, Oyster.
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah. Plus, we made a massive bit on the
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: Big Show outro yesterday, a bit involving Hoidy Jap. I
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: want to double down on that bit. Okay, okay, man
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: thinking about it and I back in Hoidy j on
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: this one. I'm gonna double down.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: Good stuff, mate.
• 21:35
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• 21:38
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• 21:40
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• 21:43
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• 21:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was that was kind of cool. It was
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: like a sort of echo.
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: No it wasn't. We all said it at once. Are
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: is on the purse?
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: Jase?
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, good stuff.
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: When you said hump bay, what did you mean by that?
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: I was thinking about something else when I was saying it.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: I was thinking about Mogi actually, and that just slept
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: out as it were.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: Is MOGGI your bay, he's my bay.
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: Bye bye.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Let me just say this. He's on the file,
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: all right, feel us Jesus holy heka.
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: Is he in the bank.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: Oh he's in the bank. All right?
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, gross in the bank? Good? Good, That's how it's
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: supposed to be. Do you want know if you're in
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: my bank, you're not.
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: What have you got in your bank?
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: Talking through your bank? Easy?
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: Should we do a bank check with Kezy?
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: That's a great idea.
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: What's in my bank?
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: And I just sort of list off.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what's your go to? Ummm?
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: Do you know? Audio slave the League singer Chris Cornell Pugs.
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: He's freaking out The pug Sicks.
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: Were actually going to do it. We're just talking about
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: what's in our bank accounts?
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: Man, it's all g man, and you've got so many accounts.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: Say yeah, man, here's audio say.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: The whole Archy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy
• 23:28
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• 23:31
  Speaker 2: Indeed radio head there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: this Wednesday afternoon. The time is twelve minutes past five o'clock.
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: Fellers yesterday on the podcast Outrow, which is a bonus
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: podcast we do every single day, about ten minutes of
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: Chitta chat bonus. A bit was made. A bit was
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: made involving Hoidy j and vaping. The bit was that
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: Jace is going to give up vaping. The reason being
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: Jace that you get headaches and your lungs hurt all
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: the time.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and so you're going to I never got with
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: the durries, by the way, and.
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: Don't start talking up durries and putting them on a pedestal.
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: So that the bit was the entire month of May.
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: So you've got a couple of weeks leading more than
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: a couple of weeks, you won't have a vape at all, right, correct?
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: And if he can do that, Mogi will give me
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: and you one hundred dollars.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: If you can't do it, you have to and I
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: have to give Moggi a hundred dollars.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: Yes, And can I just say in preparation for this, Keysy,
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: because I don't want to let you down.
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: Man, I wouldn't be the first. It'll be like the
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: tenth time.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: Yes, I've gone hard. Now. My theory was I just
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: taper off the vape, just do it less unless each
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: day and bug bugger that what makes more sense. And
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: it's the theory they used to have with the old
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: Siggi's is to do it twenty four to seven so
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: I get so sick of it and so well that
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: I never want to do it again anyway.
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: So you're just going to continue as is.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: Yep. No, I'm going to double down and do twice
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: as much vape as I normally do, so that my
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: lungs and my head ache really really hurt.
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: And how's it going so far?
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: Is it? You know?
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: Is it having the effect.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: That this is no word of a lie all show? Today?
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: I've been getting massive stitch in my heart. Yeah, and
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: it's really painful.
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: I just want to be very very clear here, just
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: for the sake of clarity. So you know, you got
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: to have these conditions because oftentimes you end up with
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: people getting a little sneaky out holes. Don't have to
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: pay you. Your wife owes me one hundred bucks if
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: you dropped dead. I'm just saying that. Okay, So you're
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: you're doubling down on the wave and you dropped out
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: of a heart attack, stitch in your heart, brain tumor
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: whatever's going on with you.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: I'm not sure there's something going on in my heart.
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: I want my money, Okay, okay, yeah, but I but
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: it's fair enough.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: But having said that, I haven't technically lost the bit there.
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: If you die die, well, it seems like a bit
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: of a coward's way out that you would rather die
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: than have to give up for a month, it seems like.
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: But hang on, Margie to that point. If he dies right,
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: jas if you die right, you die soon, like in
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: the next two weeks. Yeah, and then technically at the
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: end of May, I'm going up to Mogi. Where's my
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: one hundred dollars?
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: Okay, Well, I need to make this a condition now.
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: If you die anxiety ship before evape, before the start
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: of May, or even before the end of May, the
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: bit becomes null and void.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: Yes, I think that's because I don't want to put
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: that onus and my wife, you know, yeah, exactly. The
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: funeral and all that sort of stuff. Eulogy snacks because
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: beverages whish he's going to hold it. Actually, Saint Mark's
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: would be good. It's huge.
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: Yes, we could plan's funeral like a wacky thing that
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: we could do. But the reason I wanted to bring
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: this up I wanted to be on the radio so
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: that the radio listeners are aware of this bit too,
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: because the ultimate idea in my mind is that Hoodij
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: stops vaping and having durries as well, because all you
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: do is coming here and bang on about how crap
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: you feel whether you're smoking cigarettes or vaping. Okay, you
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: know what I mean? Yes, And so I'm willing to
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: double down like Mike, I would love to do a
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: bit where Jace doesn't have a vape for the ore
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: cigarette for the entire year.
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: What a great idea to the end of the year.
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: And if that happens, if he can do that, If
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: he can't do it, I'll shout the whole Big Show
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: team and their partners at dinner out like we did,
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: remember because remember what you shouted us all Curry night.
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: Oh yes, I'll do the same thing. So if you
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: lose the bit we have to spend more time together.
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: I can live with that. I can live with that
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: one hundred percent. Actually, so, Jays, it's like beating that
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: Ja's can grow a foot in the next sort of
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: eight months.
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: He's got some you know, he can do it.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: Can we choose the restaurant?
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: No, I will choose restaurant.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: No.
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: I don't know. But it'll be a nice restaurant, but
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: you choose the most expensive. But and this is Jace,
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: this curry. That's all you know what I'm saying.
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: See, Actually the is you here? The is you here
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: is if Jase has a vape, he gets a free dinner.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: I haven't thought this one's really easy.
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: I am in on that though, Man, I am in
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: on that.
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: No, you don't get too man. You can trust him, Man, Jace,
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: please don't please don't let me down. I honestly and
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: feel free to tax through support on three four eight three.
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: I think you can do this.
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: But also, okay, also the maybe it stands.
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: One fact that restaurant bit. Just get rid of it,
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: but it doesn't make sense. It's incentivizing him to have
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: a vapor. It is completely wrong. But the maybit does
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: stand up. Put the dates of my calendars of set reminders. Yeah,
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna be keeping an eye on it. And your wife,
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: as we know, will tell us the truth as to
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: whether you've been vaping.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true, she will, Okay, the betrayal that she is.
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: You can do it, Jase. I believe in you, man, I.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: Can't believe she did that to me. Man, Hey, here's Metallica.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarchy.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: Is indeed the Kings of Leon. There on the Radio
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: Hodarchy Big Show this blustery Wednesday, after a new bit
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: of support on the text machine there Keezy three four
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: eight three Old Hoidy Jay giving up the vape.
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And if you've just tuned in, this isn't you
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: know the Big Show from five years ago. No, we're
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: doing it again. Jase is gonna kick a habit. It
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: is the vape and we're putting another bet on it,
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: this time the entire month of May. If you don't vape,
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: Mogi gives me and you one hundred dollars each. Yeah,
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: but if you do vape, we both have to give
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: Mogi one hundred bucks.
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: Lots of people texting through on three four eight three
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: Jace Cold Turkey on both don't be a coward from Cameron.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, nice, I like that. Just just harden up.
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Adam says Jace can't do it.
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: That guy gets it.
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: Well, that guy's just he's listened to the show before.
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he knows Jase better than Jace knows himself.
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: True, correct, Jace, I'm with you, brother. I vape and
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: I vape hard. I hit it headaches from it as well,
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: so I'm going to join you as well. Just smash
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: it until May and then I'm done. That's from John.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, good on you, John, your backbone.
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: So it's good motivation, isn't it?
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: Yea? It is good motivation.
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: Can I just also just say one text here? Leave
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: Ja salone old kill joy Kezy. If he enjoys it,
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: don't take it from them.
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true, because you haven't got many joys in
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: your life, Jason.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: That that is true, but I'm not enjoying it.
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: Make yeah, gets on the dat's what are you up to?
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: True?
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: How many times?
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: The reason this has come about, hang On, is because
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: you come and banging on about having headaches and lungs
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: and how you want to get off the vape. Yeah,
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: so that's why this has come about.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: All right totally. Now listen, fellas, we've been approached by
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: the Breakfast Show again. They want to do another challenge,
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: and of course they do because we've done two with
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: them before and we've lost both of them and then
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: have to do the Breakfast Show. So it's no surprise
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: to me that once again they're wanting to do another challenge,
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: thinking these guys are easy beats. Yes, and we'll get
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: them to do our chow. We can have another day off.
• 30:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: And the issue is that they sort of lining it up.
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: I can tell the timing is kind of right on
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: point for the bit to end up being once again
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: the day after Radio Awards. Yes, I can see what
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: they're doing. They're lining it up again so that we
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: will be coming in Pugs and I especially will be
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: coming in after two hours of sleep. Yeah, to do
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: their BREAKFA show. I mean, I'm open to it. I'm
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: one hundred percent up into it.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: Should we do another relay race? Look, we've got to
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: mix it up a bit, don't we. Just Quad is
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: so much better now.
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: Well, the one thing we can't do is put ourselves
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: in a position where Kezy has to bear any kind
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: of responsibility cost us these last couple of times. So
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: what is there that we could do? And I guess
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: we need ideas on three for eight three from anybody
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: out there, anything you've got. I mean, they've come back
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: to us and they've seen what about bench press?
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what I find intriguing because old Jeremi is as
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: weak as purse.
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, purse, I guess. I guess it's how does it work?
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: Is that they're going to get Rudeer involved? Or do
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: we get Zoe involved? Because if we Zoe involved, I
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: think she's pretty much on a par with you.
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, totally.
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: You were gesturing at Jace. The other thing you need
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: to know about bench press is the shorter you are,
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: and the shorter the limbs you have, the better you
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: can do it. Yeah, so exactly, Jess, You've got tiny
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: little limbs, whereas and both pugs involved, the three of us, Mike,
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: we've all got long arms, you know, so it's really hard.
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: Whereas man's got little stumps as well. He goes, you know,
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: he's got advantage.
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and he's also got a real.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah barrel chick, so.
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: When he puts his hands out, it only barely extends
• 32:34
  Speaker 4: past his buzzies anyway, Yes, and everybody does is he
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: just bounces it off here.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like little trampoline. You're pretty good about that one actually,
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: because also, of course, Maggie, you smash it at the gym.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: What do you preciate if.
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: I have in my life? But I haven't been for
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: a while. So if yeah, I'm not certainly not going
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: to say what I have done, and I'm not going
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: to say what I'm currently doing, you don't want to
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: give them any kind of a heads up. But I've
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: seen Mania down there, and if we're going to beat
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: him at anything, it's probably going to be Cardio.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: That's true.
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: I don't want to do Cardio. Doing Cardio wid a
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: whole lot of bad about you on the vatee. Man,
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: we just have to think about.
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: Look, you've got that, You've got Manaia there who probably
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: not great at cardio. You've got Jerry who's got a
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: horrendous back, and he's got all sorts of issues with
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: his body. So anything we were sort of, you know,
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: putting them under the test that, you know, put them
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: under pressure for a longer period of time. I think
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: it's a good idea.
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: You say on Mania, though he has run two half marathons,
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: and I believe he's running, so he runs all the time.
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: Ye all, he's probably the fittest out of all.
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: I'm the least run I don't run it.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: And you've got to factor me in this too.
• 33:42
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we have to. No matter what we talk
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: about we have to facture you in. Yes, I think
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: we should. What about pub games?
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: Because you want to be the best at that?
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: So I would go playing pool, I would go darts, yes,
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: and I would go possibly pinball.
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: Sorry, not smoking darts, Jose, Oh right.
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well something you know, maybe it's those two things,
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: or you know, with something else, but something along those lines.
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: I feel like I because it's a real bragger's right,
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: doesn't it You want to be good at Paul, You
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: want to be good at that.
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: I like the pool.
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: Table tennis is the third thing. I'll play table tennis.
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: I've done that before.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, table tennis.
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: I like table tennis too because you can really get
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: into the vibe. You can put the sweetband on and
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: warm up through some training, you know. Yeah, I suggested
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: in the group chat backing a trailer. Oh you did too,
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: because I, ah not, I'm really good at but at
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: least I think I've backed a trailer more than they
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: would have. Yes, I haven't, Jason, you I'm bloody good
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: at it. Bullshit three four eight three. If anyone's got
• 34:46
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• 34:49
  Speaker 2: Speaking of Breakfast. By the way, Fat is going to
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: speak to my nine next from the Breakfast Show. We
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: need to chat to him about your upcoming photo shoot. Keasy.
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, with Women's Day. He been there, done that, so
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: a bit of advice will come in handy the.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: Whole Archy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarkey.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: Here is indeed Stone Temple pilots here on the radio
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: hold Archy Big Show this blustery Wednesday evening. Now, Kezy
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: was updating us yesterday about his exciting news. He's going
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: to be featured in the next edition of Woman's Day
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: and Magi we were saying, when you're featuring Women's Day,
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: you know that you've made it in your career. You
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: know what I'm saying.
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right. You normally made it to your forties
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: or fifties. Yeah, but Keysy is only he's done it
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: younger than most.
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, young bus.
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: I know, fellas. To be honest, it's a bit it's
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: a bit surreal at the moment.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: Yes, I can imagine.
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: The speed at which my career is moving. It's freaking
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: me out.
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: A bit must be thrilled those serious are you going
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: to surprise you with it?
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: Maybe? Yeah? But someone whose career has skyrocketed, certainly before
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: but mostly since appearing in Women's Day is Mania. Stuart
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: from the Breakfast Show here on Radiohodark, you get am.
• 35:58
  Speaker 5: And I half no fellas. I feel like I feel
• 36:01
  Speaker 5: like right now? You know that movie Interstellar?
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and the guys in the.
• 36:05
  Speaker 5: Bookcase looking back at the past screaming at his kids.
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: Not to do it?
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: Is that you?
• 36:10
  Speaker 6: That's how I feel?
• 36:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, That's how I feel?
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: Is it because you got so famous and so much
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: success that you don't want that for Christal and Sex?
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's right, Jase, No, I got to I can
• 36:22
  Speaker 5: tell you from about what three four months down the
• 36:25
  Speaker 5: track from where you are right now, Chris, I can.
• 36:27
  Speaker 6: Tell you what's going to happen. Right you are going
• 36:31
  Speaker 6: to go in there, sit down with them.
• 36:33
  Speaker 5: It's going to be a hit piece nothing that you
• 36:36
  Speaker 5: nothing that print is going.
• 36:37
  Speaker 6: To be something you actually sit right then.
• 36:40
  Speaker 5: What's going to happen as a group of your mates
• 36:42
  Speaker 5: from down in Waymadi are going to create.
• 36:43
  Speaker 6: A new group chat which you'll be added to and the.
• 36:45
  Speaker 5: First thing you'll see is a screenshot of the local dairy.
• 36:50
  Speaker 5: It'll be the blowing up it's not a for whatever size.
• 36:52
  Speaker 5: The one they put outside the diary is yeah, yeah,
• 36:57
  Speaker 5: I'll put one of those in the group chat and
• 36:58
  Speaker 5: then you know what's coming next. And that's about three
• 37:01
  Speaker 5: thousand messages basically tearing strips off here.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:05
  Speaker 6: So the cool thing about that is back in the
• 37:07
  Speaker 6: day a magazine would be on the shelves for like
• 37:09
  Speaker 6: a week, right Yeah. Now, because of the Internet, that'll
• 37:13
  Speaker 6: stay up there forever, and so anytime anyone ever googles
• 37:16
  Speaker 6: your name, that'll be the first thing that comes up.
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: So having said that, Mania, I read your piece in
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: Woman's Day, and what a beautiful love story it was, Man,
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: I mean seriously, it moved me to tears.
• 37:31
  Speaker 5: Well, I'll have to take your word for it, jas
• 37:32
  Speaker 5: because I can't look at it. I will say though,
• 37:35
  Speaker 5: your mum will be proud. Mum will ring you from
• 37:38
  Speaker 5: the check out of the local supermarket.
• 37:39
  Speaker 6: You'll be on the.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: Phone's yeah, because this is kind of one of the
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: reasons I agreed to do it, And I was my
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: wife's family, like who Nana. The cousins compete with one
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: another to be in there. Nana's good books and she
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: loves Women's Day, right, So my wife is like, if
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: you get a Woman's Day and she'll be in it too,
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: because it will be all about our love story, won't it. Yeah,
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: it's not about me as a person. Am I right
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: in saying that?
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 38:03
  Speaker 5: No, it's got absolutely nothing to do with you.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: But what I will say is.
• 38:06
  Speaker 6: That will be balanced out by Jason Minogue taking on
• 38:10
  Speaker 6: the radio.
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: So I'll be honest with you, man, I think it's
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: the coolest thing you will have ever done. Proud of them. Yeah,
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: when you look at you know, you're balance it out
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: against you know, doing his squad and that and that
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: running race massive meat patty nips. Although I did broadcast
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: from a bathtub at Skott's City. Yeah, that was pretty amazing,
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: amazing looking back.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: And the courage that you know, because there will be
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: a big photo spread obviously and with your wonky years
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: and all that sort of stuff. I mean, that is
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: a sign of real courage, Keys, and I'm proud of
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: you for that, man.
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: Thank you. So Manya, obviously your career has taken off
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: since being in the magazine. Hello, No, no, probably probably not.
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: Actually it's okay because I was kind of hoping that
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: mine world after being in it. Okay, I reckon.
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: What you should do is because your wife's going to
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: be in it as well. The angle you should take
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: is spicing it up in the boudoir with al Keyzy.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah right?
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: And what am I doing at home with sich Key?
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: You're just going through your toys and stuff and.
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: What you get any toys?
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: Old Kezy on the front cover all fours looking over
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: his show.
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: Brilliant, Thanks fellas. All right, well, thanks very much, Mania
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: Stewart and yeah it's happening this weekend. Thanks so much
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: for joining us, man, I appreciate the advice. Don't you
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: can catch Mania as part of the Man Iron Jerry
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: Show on Hducky Breakfast.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: And when can we catch you on Women's Day? Is
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: that next week?
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: I'm telling you, man, I'm not telling you.
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: I cannot wait. It's going to be awesome.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: The Whoarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: Tune in on.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: Radio Queens of the Stone Age there on the Radio
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: Ducky Big Show this Wednesday evening. The time is fine
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: fifty three and I believe you've got some breaking news, fellas.
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: This is breaking news, bloody exciting stuff, fellas, they're making
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: a Lord of the Rings movie.
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, another one.
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: How good? It's called The Hunt for Gollum and it's
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: sort of it's set before all of the Lord of
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: the Rings carry on, but it still got listen to
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: this brand new cast. Listen to this. Ian McKellen as Gandalf. Shit,
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: he's pretty old, now, isn't he. Elijah Wood as Frodo Baggins.
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: Shit, he's pretty old now, isn't he.
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: So a couple of new he's there for yeh. Kate
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: Winslet is going to be in it as Marigal. Oh,
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: how good you know Marigal. Jamie Dawnan is going to
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: be Strider, who's also known as Aragoron originally played by.
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: Vigo Morton's Kinson.
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: So that's good. I think he's out of the fifty
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: Shades of Gray movies. Yes, Leo Woodle is Hellvard.
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: I don't know who that is. I know who Leo
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: Woodle is.
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: A He's a very good actor as well, so it's
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: not a bad iron Lee Pace who reprises his role
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: as Thrand You all.
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: I don't know any of the actors or any of
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: the roles I obviously, other than that.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: I tried to get you on it, keasy. I tried
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: to as one of the sort of what are they dwarves?
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: So you try to get me on it as a dwarf?
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, because I showed them that some pecks of
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: you and your floaters, your massive feet. Oh yeah, because
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: you know how they've got massive feet.
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And so you did you talk to them in person?
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: Because I'm obviously they were keen on me. And then
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: they saw Jason real life, and we're like, why do
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: we just cussed this?
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: Well, Jason was already in it because and they're doing
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: a crossover from Labyrinth. He's going to be in there
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: as hog.
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: Excited about it too, fellas.
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: So hang on. So they're doing a crossover of Tolkien's work, yeah,
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: which is like a beloved piece of crossing.
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: They're scraping the barrel now, I mean they're down to
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: hunt for Gollum, which, as far as it doesn't exist
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: as a piece of j R. It's in his world,
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: well golems in his will, but it's been written by
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: Gollum himself, Andy Circus.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: And he's directing it at the.
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: Sinking to themselves. Look, they needed to be a success.
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: What do we do? Got to have a certain amount
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: of New Zealand cast in it as well as a prerequisite.
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: So get.
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: And for people that don't know, Hoggle is one of
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: the little puppet things off Labyrinth, the eighties movie with
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: David Bart was not a puppet.
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: It's it's me easy.
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: Well know, the rest of them are puppets? Am I
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: right in saying that? They sort of they they saw you,
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: cast you and just put you in a little waistcoat
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: exactly as you are and then made the rest of
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: the puppets based on how you look.
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. And the amazing thing about that
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: that particular.
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: Role for me, no prosthetics, no, and it was back
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: when you were wearing that big pirate gold's ere old are.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it just fitted it, just the street slotted. Yeah.
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: I didn't even have to open my mouth. They went
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: done Hoggle. Yeah.
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: So this film is start shooting in the next month
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: month or two and was scheduled for release on December seventeenth,
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: twenty twenty seven. We'll be able to watch it at Christmas.
• 43:19
  Speaker 4: So it has been filmed here. Next year, Dan and
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: Wellington year. Yeah, pretty exciting stuff.
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: We should make a big show sort of night of it.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: Fellers with me starring at it. Obviously we'll hang on.
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: Note Hogles not starring Hole finding Golmer.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, but well.
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: That's the thing that's the sort of the storyline I
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: think is it's the long lost search for Golum's brother Hogle.
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right, okay, And did you get lost because your
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: eyes are on the person or something and you wandered off?
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: No? I know this well, you have to watch the
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: film to find out the story.
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: Ah yeah, yeah, spoiler.
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: I don't want to give it away, and I've got
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: contractual issues as well.
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: Speaking of giving it away, we've got some Warriors tickets
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: to give away after six Wow, a double it's a
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: hell of a segue, a double pass to this weekend
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: sold out game. All right, to stay listening and give
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: us a call on eight hundred Hoducky when we tell
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: you to.
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, good stuff man.
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  Speaker 3: Question, Jason. My wife is out tonight. She had a
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, rolling here before earlier on I did you
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  Speaker 2: Wow, she was at drinks with mates.
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  Speaker 3: She's a beautiful woman. Yeah, with her friends who workmates,
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: her former workmates.
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, yeah yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So I said i'd pick her up later on. She said, Nana,
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: I'll be all good. A just taxi home. Yah, you
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: go to sleep all good? Yeah, it's what she said.
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: And I was asked, sweet, thanks for thinking.
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: It'll probably be a late one. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well it will be yea, but that's all g
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  Speaker 3: And so I'm going to be at home. I've got
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: a frozen pizza that I'm going to have. So we're
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: both having a good night.
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: And I tell you what. You can sit there. You
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: can eat your frozen pizza, then play a bit of
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: douche Do. Wearing your new douche Do switch It that
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: someone made for you.
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: You've got a game of switch It on you. So
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: we're both having a great night. What do you doing tonight?
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: Joe's anting another caps can fill with mints.
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: Well, now listen, who ate the fourth one? Because you
• 46:30
  Speaker 4: had four?
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: Well there's two in the French two and.
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: The fruit even a bit of the next day guys.
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: True story, true story. I said to my wife today,
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: we should probably bend those, shouldn't.
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: We so delicious?
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: No?
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: No, no, I quite like them. We should just we'll
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: eat them so well, maybe the kids will have them.
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: And I went, there is no way in the world,
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: my daughter will it get anywhere near eating something like that.
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: I find it interesting that they were so delicious and
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: your advice today was to throw the leftovers in the bin.
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to get takeaway so that my
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: confidence is down Fellers after the chicken soup dibacle and
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: capsicum debacle. Yeah, I'm going to give cooking a rest
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: for a little while.
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: If you want to see the chicken soup debarcle, by
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  Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
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  Speaker 2: Holucky Pool Jam There on the Radio ho Donkey Big
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  Speaker 2: Show this Wednesday evening. We've got two tickets to give
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  Speaker 2: away to the Wars this Friday. I believe it is Saturday.
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: Oh Saturday? Is it against the Titans Tigers?
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: No, I'm joking. It's the Saturday the Titans taking on
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: the Warriors at Mount Smart Stadium.
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: How the Titans going at the moment? Are they terrible?
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: Do they have a win last week? I feel like
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: they're pumped someone.
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: Well, that's the thing with the Titans is when the
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: stars aligned, they can and actually, you know, play pretty well.
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: They've actually had two wins out of six.
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: Was it last year or the year before? They put
• 48:05
  Speaker 4: sexty on us the year before? Yeah, that was good.
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: Eaton was there was an embarrassment? Was it was one
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: of the dark I think it was the darkest day
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: in the Warriors.
• 48:13
  Speaker 4: History because the Titans were.
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: They were.
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: He don't think that's going to happen.
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: Really exciting news too with Aaron Clark. They're signing his
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: contract for next year.
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: Well he actually extended to twenty nine.
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: Twenty nine. Yeah, that's what that's what I mean. Oh. Sorry,
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: because he's he's a star, isn't he?
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: What position is he again?
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: He's a forward. He's a real block basting.
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: He's were's the jersey?
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he just just smashes straight into it.
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: Yep, that's what league players do. It is a huge signing, Jason,
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: considering he was on a minimum from the Titans pretty
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: much because we got him from the Titans. Who sucked?
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: We got him tenor boyd Ye and who was the
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: other chap camp Camperrera.
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: So you've got three of those guys planning against own
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: old club. Two of them gain pretty pretty good and
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: the other guy probably going to do the same hopefully.
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but we've got to double past to give away.
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: Let's go to the lines.
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: Get a Mitchell were mad Barstard? How's life good? Yeah?
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: Good things mate? Good? Good? Whereabouts you based there? Mitchell? Cambridge?
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: Mate?
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: No beautiful horse yeah nice, beautiful beautiful spot Cambridge actually
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: got a horse breeding? What a ball breeding and stuff?
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Hey Mitch, what do you do for a crust man?
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: I'm do you love it?
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: Man? Yeah?
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: Yep?
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: Blood on he just quickly? Man, what's for t tonight?
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: Mats cooking tonight?
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: A little surprise? Okay?
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: Do you run that sort of operation? The flatmate cooking
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: for you?
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: Never? Really? How interesting?
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Who out of all your flatmates who's the best, Like,
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: who are you most stoked when it's the day to cook?
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: Well, it's not the ones that are cooking tonight. That's
• 49:55
  Speaker 4: don't tell me that. Don't tell me they're cooking and
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: capsic and stuff with portmant.
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: I'll be choking that out.
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, disgusting match. I take it you're a fan of
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: the wires, mate, Yeah, yeah, and you're free this Saturday,
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: bloody three, buddy, free. All right, well, jump on a horse,
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: jump on a horseman and right up to Auckland because
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: that double passes yours.
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: Who are you going to take which flat mate?
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: One of the flat mates differ. Yeah, all right, good cool.
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: You stay on hold an old pug stun will sort
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: you out, brother, You stay there, bloody exciting free ticket.
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: I've never been in a flat like that either, Mogi
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: were you have tunes? Cooking meals is like each for them,
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: you know, fin for yourself.
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: You get three or four people cooking three or four
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: different meals, so every dish in the house gets used
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: and nobody wants to clean that.
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: Yes, well no, because the way our flat used to
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: do it was it was always like your turn to cook,
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: and then it was another flat mate's turned to clean up,
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: and there were five of us, and so you always
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: got a couple of days off.
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's good.
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: But I didn't realize this. I thought I was the
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: man because I cooked this chicken wrap. It was like
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: chicken breas diced up with some of the old al
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: Paso burrito stuff on it, right raps, but a mayo
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: sweetchily saw some lettuce, tomatoes, and it was delicious. And
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: I was like, my flatmates must love me because I
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: always made this and they always say it's delicious. And
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: then I found out like they'd been talking shit home
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: my back and they were saying, oh, he only knows
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: how to make chicken wraps.
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it's easy to make, but not a
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: lot of dishes. So whover was cleaning up after you
• 51:23
  Speaker 4: would have been pretty stoked? Would you be pretty good
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: in that situation? Jay's cleaning up.
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: When I was flatting, just no, no, no. I wasn't
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: a tidy guy when I was flatting.
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: When you were flatting eight, but when you're.
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: An older guy, you're start getting tired. That's why I've
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: gotten better. I feel like when I was younger, I
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: wasn't very good. But I've got a better as I've got.
• 51:40
  Speaker 4: I like a tidy house now yeah yeah, But if
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: I get end somebody else clean up after me, that's
• 51:45
  Speaker 4: kind of the dream. Totally yeah. Absolutely, So if I
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: get an opportunity to have somebody else clean up after me, Keezy,
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: I'm probably gonna take it.
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, totally right.
• 51:53
  Speaker 4: So if you and me end up living together, I'm
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: just saying me and.
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: You, yeah, yes, sweet, can't wait. This would be so
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: much fun. You can make them a chicken rap.
• 52:03
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  Speaker 3: Tune in four on.
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  Speaker 2: there's our Wednesday Evening. The time is six twenty seven Fellas.
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: Testicular cancer is the number one cancer among young fellas
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  Speaker 3: here in New Zealand. It is highly treatable when court early,
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  Speaker 4: I say, we've had a lot of great results out
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  Speaker 4: of that. A lot of people have checked, a lot
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  Speaker 4: of people have entered, but a lot of people have
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  Speaker 4: I have never done it until this thing came along.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I'm loving it. That's great, Absolutely loving it.
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: Hey, fellas, I'm having some issue with birdshit Chris, of course,
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: which is your cat?
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: It is?
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: Once again, I must remind everyone the audience picked the
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: name of that cat.
• 53:06
  Speaker 4: That's a great name. Suits it. I wasn't sure to
• 53:07
  Speaker 4: begin with, but now that she's grown up a little bit,
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: really grown into the name. A few days ago we
• 53:13
  Speaker 4: had her Spade, which, as I discovered, to my shock,
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: involved she's got quite a lot of stitches and she's
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: wearing now way essentially a cone around her head. But
• 53:27
  Speaker 4: they loped off her legs and they put her on wheels.
• 53:28
  Speaker 4: She's on like a mobility cart.
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: Which I've never heard of. I thought, you get Spade,
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: you just you know, they sort of little bit of
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: a surgery put you back together. She's she's a bit
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: drowsy for a bit, but then she's good as new.
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: To be fair, though, Kisi, you're not a vet.
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: Well, no, I'm not a bit. You're right, Jason, And
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: I feel like maybe if I was a bit, I
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: would know that when you get spade you also lose
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: your hind legs.
• 53:46
  Speaker 4: Well, that's right. And this is what I said to
• 53:47
  Speaker 4: the vet there, I said. There, I said, I've never
• 53:50
  Speaker 4: seen a cat on wheels like you think of your
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: spade in these cats, which would be happening all of
• 53:57
  Speaker 4: the time, that you'd see all these cats around about
• 53:59
  Speaker 4: the joint on wee. And the vet said, it's because
• 54:02
  Speaker 4: they can't get down the stairs outside your house. They're
• 54:06
  Speaker 4: they're all inside the house. And that's how because the
• 54:08
  Speaker 4: idea of spaining them is to stop them getting pregnant.
• 54:10
  Speaker 4: There's a lot of cats out there, kittens out there
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: that people don't want, so nothing's going to stop them
• 54:14
  Speaker 4: more than them being stuck inside the house. Yes, anyway,
• 54:18
  Speaker 4: I love the cat. Great cat. Wouldn't addition to the house,
• 54:21
  Speaker 4: but keeps me up. Now, wake me up last night
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: three o'clock in the morning. So I have been awake
• 54:25
  Speaker 4: since three o'clock this morning because the cat wakes me
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: up now. My solution has been, as I've said to
• 54:31
  Speaker 4: my wife and daughter, to put the cat down steers.
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: In the laundry. Okay, so and just have the cat.
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: Down there and sleeping. That cat doesn't care. No, the
• 54:42
  Speaker 4: cat doesn't care. A cat will sleep in the tree.
• 54:44
  Speaker 4: Your cat will sleep in the bush.
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: It doesn't.
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: It doesn't care at all. Tree might be not the
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: going now a awkward pretty strong front legs there they
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: get strong, they do chassis up with wheels hatched to it.
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: But my my wife isn't having it. And the feeling
• 55:06
  Speaker 4: I get is that this cat is above the pecking order,
• 55:12
  Speaker 4: above you, yea, immediately the cat's been there for three months,
• 55:17
  Speaker 4: I've been there for twelve years, immediately, And my wife
• 55:20
  Speaker 4: loves this cat seemingly more than me, probably not true,
• 55:23
  Speaker 4: but feels like it. So I don't really know what
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: to do. Because my wife also sleeps through the night,
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: she doesn't hear a thing. So when when she wakes
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: up in the morning, she says, what time did you
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: When she wakes up at about seven, she says, what
• 55:34
  Speaker 4: time did.
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: You wake up? Three o'clock? Because I think it's three
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: because of the cat making and what kind of noise.
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: Is the cat making it?
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: Well, it's sometimes it mows, but we've gotten better with
• 55:44
  Speaker 4: that because we've got an automatic pet feeder so you
• 55:47
  Speaker 4: can feed itself. But the problem I've got now is
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: as it's going around the house, the wheels squeak like
• 55:53
  Speaker 4: a bastard one. And also it's getting used. But it's
• 55:56
  Speaker 4: got a it's got a really wide wheelbase on it,
• 55:59
  Speaker 4: like a cherry like. Yeah. So when it goes around
• 56:01
  Speaker 4: the corner, it's collecting the doorway in the door. Yeah. Yeah,
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: So first it's getting used to it's getting used to it,
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: So I guess it's new set up, right, it's been
• 56:13
  Speaker 4: it's been pimped. It's been been pimped.
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it would be an adjustment, you know what
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: I mean.
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: Well, it might be an adjustment. Might fix it too,
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: because the wheels could be it's in alignment.
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: Absolutely it does because it keeps. But certainly the squeaking's
• 56:29
  Speaker 4: got to see.
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: Man, well is it squeaking or is it squealing? Is
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: it doing burnout? You know what I mean? Like squealing?
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: It does go flying around corners?
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Well I was terrified because I woke up. She
• 56:40
  Speaker 4: rolled four times and the night she came around the
• 56:43
  Speaker 4: corner at a great rate of knight. So I'm here,
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: I'm bloody worries she's going to get trapped under it?
• 56:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah right right yes, And of course all the while
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: my wife is sleeping, she doesn't know what's going on.
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: Why don't you get another cat that's been spade and
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: then put a little like siren on and that could
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: be the police cat who's sort of in charge of
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: just like looking after and keeping an eye on things.
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: CAZy, do you think I haven't thought of that?
• 57:05
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• 57:16
  Speaker 2: Well, there you go, your mayor bar sids. That's the
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  Speaker 2: Big Show down and dusted for your Wednesday evening. Now,
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: what's the podcast outro clip today? Keezy?
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: Today's podcast outro clip is about our charitable side.
• 57:28
  Speaker 4: But what percentage of your income do you give away
• 57:29
  Speaker 4: to charity?
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 57:32
  Speaker 4: Twenty thirty percent?
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: Well I get fifteen.
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: Text is included, so that's about thirty five percent text.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're all in the top text bread. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: thirty tonight, Search Hucky Big Show.
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  Speaker 2: Good stuff Playing for the night.
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: Magie what am I watching a bit of Telly? To
• 57:53
  Speaker 4: be honest, man're nice and if that's possible, I've got
• 57:57
  Speaker 4: quite a few shows to finish. Actually want to get
• 57:59
  Speaker 4: back to that British that I was watching There Gone, Yes,
• 58:02
  Speaker 4: I think it was called I gave that one a run.
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: I'd also quite like to watch a thriller or something
• 58:06
  Speaker 4: that doesn't require any brain.
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: Yes, Neon is then on God it.
• 58:10
  Speaker 4: Was on TV and Z plus Gone Gone, Actually it
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: was on three now tell me now, Okay, I don't
• 58:16
  Speaker 4: often find myself but there it was good stuff.
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: Keezy Bachelor night tonight it is.
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: Eventually I'm going to order a pizza. I've decided that's good.
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: We get a pizza on the way, hard kind.
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: Of pizza, like a pepperoni, No soals pepperoni.
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: I'm going I love sales pepperoni, but no, I'm going
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: to go for a hell pizza tonight. Yeah, there's this
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: checking one they've been wanting to try. I'm gonna try it.
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna eat it on my own and then I'm
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: gonna play PlayStation and then I'll pick up my esteemed wife.
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: She won't be steam because it's a Wednesday. She's actually
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: very sent She looked her but.
• 58:42
  Speaker 4: On the purse when she was here. When she turned
• 58:44
  Speaker 4: up to say good ey, he is a.
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: She looked nervous to me. Actually she looked awkward. When
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: she was speaking to you about tonight, she was.
• 58:52
  Speaker 4: Wringing her hand.
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah it was guys. Look, it's the end of the show.
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: Can we save can we save the content for tomorrow?
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: No worries Jason, What are you doing tonight?
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: Man, I'm trying to walk home. Listen to It's got
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: to happen eventually, you know what I mean.
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: It's got one of those faces.
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: I just I've got a punishable face. I really do.
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: But listen, you take care up there. Check out the Instagram,
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: check out the podcast Tell Tomorrow. We'll see you later.
• 59:22
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