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Witchcraft.. or Richcraft? Minecraft? · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Last week we talked to Wendy the Witch, right?
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  Speaker 2: And she educated people on being cursed and how to
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  Speaker 2: uncurse and get rid of a curse. And we thought
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  Speaker 2: we're going to find someone who's cursed and see if
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  Speaker 2: Wendy the Witch can get rid of the curse.
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  Speaker 1: Carmen, good morning.
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  Speaker 3: Good morning.
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  Speaker 1: Are you cursed, Carmen?
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  Speaker 4: I mean, maybe.
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  Speaker 3: Look, my grandpa cheated this woman out of a whole
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  Speaker 3: bunch of money. Okay, this was years ago. And apparently
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  Speaker 3: she told him no woman in his family would ever
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  Speaker 3: have a happy marriage. And I feel like she was
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  Speaker 3: cursing us because my grandma got divorced three times. Both
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  Speaker 3: my aunts had husbands who cheated. My mom's been engaged
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  Speaker 3: four times, but has never made it down the aisle.
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  Speaker 3: And I always thought it was just like bad luck.
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  Speaker 3: And then last year I got engaged and within a month,
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  Speaker 3: I found out my fiance had a whole second girlfriend.
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  Speaker 3: My grandma, I mean, she literally started crying and said,
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  Speaker 3: I told you that woman meant what she said.
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  Speaker 1: She was crying.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my gosh. Oh, that's terrible. It does actually sound
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  Speaker 5: like you are cursed. It really does.
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  Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah, that's bad.
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, maybe you guys just need to start dating women.
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  Speaker 5: They just had a happy relationship though.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's true. It might not be, it might be
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  Speaker 5: worse about it.
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  Speaker 6: If you didn't have so much evidence that wasn't, that's
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  Speaker 6: not circumstantial. That's every single case.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: You guys need to go do like a Etsy witch
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  Speaker 5: or get Wendy the witch.
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  Speaker 2: Let me ask you, when your grandpa cheated the woman
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  Speaker 2: out of a bunch of money, was she something.
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  Speaker 1: That had the power to do a curse? Do you
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  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 2: Like, like was she, like I have this friend of
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  Speaker 2: mine from, oh my God, why am I thinking of it?
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  Speaker 2: And his, his mom was a, not a witch doctor.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. What is it?
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  Speaker 5: A voodoo queen?
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: Santeria? No, not a Santeria. What do you... From... What
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  Speaker 1: am I thinking? From Haiti.
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  Speaker 2: He's from Haiti, and she was a doctor, but like that.
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  Speaker 1: A priestess?
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  Speaker 2: Something like that. And she would go... She could be
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  Speaker 2: up there and go like, you know, touch your face
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  Speaker 2: and go, thinner.
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? So, like, but I don't
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  Speaker 2: think if you get cursed, you just can't just go...
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  Speaker 2: You just can't be... You just can't be Kyle right
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  Speaker 2: here and just curse somebody and also their life's miserable.
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  Speaker 5: It has to be like Madame Zerombie from Holtz. There's
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  Speaker 5: got to be some power behind it.
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  Speaker 2: Like you can't, like who, the woman your grandfather cheated,
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  Speaker 2: was she from New Orleans?
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  Speaker 3: Well, she was not, I mean, she wasn't from, she
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  Speaker 3: was born in the United States, but she definitely had
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  Speaker 3: like cultural backgrounds from, and.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 6: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Sort of like ties. And so it's like seven degrees
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  Speaker 3: of Kevin Bacon. Like I'm sure they could find people
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  Speaker 3: that can do something.
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  Speaker 1: All right, man. That's that. That's bad. Okay. Hold on.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on.
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  Speaker 6: Paris.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning. Are you cursed?
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  Speaker 4: I am basically three years ago.
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  Speaker 1: I was at work.
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  Speaker 4: And this girl was making me miserable. Like she was
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  Speaker 4: spreading rumors about me. She was trying to get me fired.
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  Speaker 4: And so my aunt, she does witchcraft. And she told
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  Speaker 4: me that there's this, she shared me this ritual.
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  Speaker 3: You get a.
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  Speaker 4: Person's name, you write it down, and then you wish
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  Speaker 4: everything that they've done to you goes back to them.
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  Speaker 4: And so I did it and it worked. Like she
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  Speaker 4: got fired. Her husband left her. And she got arrested too,
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  Speaker 4: but like on a totally different charge of like not
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  Speaker 4: work related.
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  Speaker 6: But all that happened to you first? Like you lost
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  Speaker 6: your job and your husband?
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  Speaker 4: Well, I didn't lose my job, but she was trying
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  Speaker 4: to get me fired. And I'm not married, but she
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  Speaker 4: was definitely trying to break up my relationship with my boyfriend.
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  Speaker 6: So it bounced back a little harder than it sounds like.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It did.
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  Speaker 5: I do feel cursed now because there's supposed.
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  Speaker 1: To be something that I'm supposed.
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  Speaker 6: To do to close it out and I didn't do it.
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  Speaker 4: And so my aunt's freaking out and, um, Actually, every
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  Speaker 4: day on that exact date that I wrote down her
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  Speaker 4: name and did the ritual, something bad happens to someone
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  Speaker 4: close to me. And now my aunt thinks everything is
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  Speaker 4: going to start coming back on me. So I think
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  Speaker 4: I'm cursed.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I got to tell you something. I misheard
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  Speaker 2: something you said. Now my hearing is bad. And in
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  Speaker 2: the whole time I misheard it, I'm trying to create
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  Speaker 2: a segment off of what I misheard.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: She said witchcraft. I heard rich craft.
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  Speaker 4: My aunt, she does rich craft.
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  Speaker 1: Rich craft.
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  Speaker 2: And I wonder if we have a new segment with rich.
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  Speaker 2: our very own Rich Barra. What could be rich craft? Rich,
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  Speaker 2: what can you do?
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  Speaker 1: Do you get rid of curses? No, no.
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  Speaker 6: Not rich craft. I'm just going to show you how
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  Speaker 6: to carve pumpkins.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, I was like, learn how to crochet.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, rich craft.
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  Speaker 5: Learn how to sew.
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  Speaker 6: I got some paper mache dummies.
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  Speaker 1: But you're dressed in a Halloween costume.
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  Speaker 6: Rich craft.
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  Speaker 1: Rich craft. Hey man, it's time for some rich craft.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought maybe, or people can call up and
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  Speaker 2: they say their family's cursed.
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  Speaker 1: You just go, we don't need any of the witch.
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  Speaker 1: We got rich craft.
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  Speaker 6: That's right.
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  Speaker 1: You're done. Got a curse? Rich crap take care of it.
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  Speaker 6: Now you're going to make something.
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  Speaker 2: I got my prayers. I got my sound effect prayers.
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  Speaker 2: We need a rich crap prayer. When people call up
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  Speaker 2: and are cursed, you get rid of the curse by
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  Speaker 2: a what, guys?
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  Speaker 5: Like a loud whoosh?
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  Speaker 1: It should be a clip of Gladys Knight.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Gladys Knight. It should be. Midnight train to Georgia.
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  Speaker 6: Midnight train to Georgia.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, man. So call us if you're cursed. Rich will
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  Speaker 2: do his rich craft and get rid of the curse.
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  Speaker 2: You can do it right now to Paris. Get rid
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  Speaker 2: of her curse, Rich.
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  Speaker 6: On the midnight train to Georgia. You're free. You're free.
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  Speaker 1: Go get married. Enjoy your life, Paris.
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  Speaker 6: If you want to stick, you got to make some
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  Speaker 6: macaroni art. That is the rich craft.
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  Speaker 1: Up to you. Thanks, Paris. Thanks for calling in.