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DONKEY: Mexico's Mayor Throws Party With Female Strippers For Father’s Day Celebration · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: Damn, but he hog it's time for donkey the King.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, trying to be donkey today.
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  Speaker 1: No more. They should be embarrassed by what they already did.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not making these people do these days called.
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  Speaker 2: Donkey of the day, and it really caught me off guard.
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  Speaker 1: Damn Charlamagne, who got the donkey of the day today?
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  Speaker 2: Wow, Jess hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: Donkey of Today for Friday, August fourth goes to a
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  Speaker 1: feminist collective in Mexico called fifty plus one. Not just
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  Speaker 1: that feminist collective, but all the citizens who are upset
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  Speaker 1: with Mayor Manuel angel Billa Lobos. Okay, I will call
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  Speaker 1: him Mayor Manuel from here on out. But Mayor Manuel
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  Speaker 1: is under fire simply because he cares, simply because he
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  Speaker 1: loves values and appreciates the other men who reside in
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  Speaker 1: this town that I can't pronounce.
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  Speaker 2: What is it called? What was it called? Say it again?
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  Speaker 2: There you go?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I want man Manuel to know that we're riding
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  Speaker 1: with him. We see you, man Manuel. Man Manuel decided
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  Speaker 1: to turn up the heat on a holiday that nobody
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  Speaker 1: truly cares about, and that holiday is Father's Day.
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  Speaker 2: Driving the cruise bombs for Father's.
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  Speaker 1: Day, Kerry Father's Day is June eighteenth for this year,
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  Speaker 1: and don't nobody give a damn per usual? Okay, but
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  Speaker 1: the man decided to do something special for the fathers
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  Speaker 1: on Father's Day, and now this feminist collective and other
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  Speaker 1: women are upset.
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  Speaker 2: What's the news channel? Let's go to let' let's hear
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  Speaker 2: the news reports please.
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  Speaker 3: President municipal will be yello, it's the those be all
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  Speaker 3: the censers commentari scores. No, it's the Luna and president
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  Speaker 3: will be your logoction media.
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  Speaker 2: It's the direction wow wows to wow? What's this wow?
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  Speaker 2: What's this? Wow?
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  Speaker 1: You dominicann't know what he said? Yes, let me translate.
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  Speaker 1: The mayor decided that they would be a good idea
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  Speaker 1: to offer the men of his town a script show
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  Speaker 1: for fother's day, dropping the clues bombs for that man.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: He sent out the information online and invited all the
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  Speaker 1: fathers to a local auditorium on June seventeenth for a special.
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  Speaker 2: Event show just for dads.
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  Speaker 1: And on the poster it said a show surprises in
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  Speaker 1: presence that mal laid it out for the fothers. They
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  Speaker 1: had electrical appliances as Raffle prizes traditional music playing what
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  Speaker 1: kind of music was they playing?
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  Speaker 2: Red? What would difference?
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? Come on now, come on now?
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  Speaker 1: And they had scrippers. Now listen, when they sent the
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  Speaker 1: invite out, it mentioned in big read letters that no
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  Speaker 1: children and no women were invited. I repeat, When they
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  Speaker 1: sent out the invite it said no children and no
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  Speaker 1: women were invited. Now, this is where some of the
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  Speaker 1: problems lie. The women didn't listen. A lot of the
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  Speaker 1: ladies came anyway and bought their child. How you gonna
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  Speaker 1: ignore the fact we told you not to come and
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  Speaker 1: don't bring the kids, and then get.
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  Speaker 2: Upset when the script show starts.
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  Speaker 1: You can't complain about a sexually suggestive performance by scrippers
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  Speaker 1: when we told you not to come and don't bring kids.
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  Speaker 1: And furthermore, why are you trying to steal these hard
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  Speaker 1: working Mexicans joy? The biggest he hall is going to
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  Speaker 1: everybody that has a problem with this. Okay, fathers already
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  Speaker 1: get the worst gifts, things we don't need to use. Finally,
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  Speaker 1: something that fathers will actually enjoy. And it's a problem.
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  Speaker 2: All eyes on Mexico City right now, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: We should all be learning from Mexico in this moment
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  Speaker 1: because the bar has been raised on what fathers deserve
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  Speaker 1: for Father's Day.
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  Speaker 2: Don't think about just the scriptlers.
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  Speaker 1: They had electrical appliances, toasters, microwaves, waffle makers, tortilla presses,
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  Speaker 1: and scrippers. Now, personally, I don't need the scripts because
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  Speaker 1: my wife and I have no problem frequenting the script
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  Speaker 1: club together. But for the brothers whose wives are not
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  Speaker 1: with that, why are you raining on their single de
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  Speaker 1: Mayo parade? Do you know how many ties we have
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  Speaker 1: in our closet that don't with any shirts and suits
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  Speaker 1: that we own?
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  Speaker 2: How many ties you got in me? I lie?
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  Speaker 1: Come on, man, Fathers don't always want ties, They want thies,
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  Speaker 1: all right. Father's got enough power tools, power drills, screwdrivers, hammers, nails.
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  Speaker 2: If we sick of that in America, how.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think they feel in Mexico. I'm show in
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  Speaker 1: Mexico City they got enough tools. Everybody over there, probably
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  Speaker 1: Babido the builder, okay, a Mexican mayor, and Mexican fathers
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  Speaker 1: don't want to screw and nail something. They do enough
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  Speaker 1: of that. They want to screw and nail someone, all right.
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  Speaker 1: They want to go to whole depot, not home Depot. Listen,
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying, is the moral of the story. This isn't
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  Speaker 1: about scrippers, all right, It's about the fact this mayor
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  Speaker 1: went above and beyond for Father's Day. I think all
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  Speaker 1: these women just being fake outraged to attempt to discract
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  Speaker 1: from the fact that they have never went this hard
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  Speaker 1: for Father's Day. The mayor made all the ladies in
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  Speaker 1: this town look bad, and that's what they really upset about. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: they say, the greatest mark of a father is how
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  Speaker 1: he treats his children and wife when no one is looking.
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  Speaker 2: Well.
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  Speaker 1: The greatest mark of a child and wife should be
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  Speaker 1: how the treat their father when everyone is looking all right,
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  Speaker 1: the mayor passed the test, all right. Next Father's Day,
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  Speaker 1: will you please give that feminist collective fifty plus one
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  Speaker 1: and anyone in Mexico City who has a problem with
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  Speaker 1: what mayor manual did the sweet sounds of the Hamilton's.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, the day, do.
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  Speaker 3: All the day?
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  Speaker 1: Yee?
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  Speaker 2: What you got your father for Father Day? Ag A plant?
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  Speaker 2: A plant kind of plan unless he wasn't even cannabis.
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  Speaker 1: I can't even remember.
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  Speaker 2: It was a really really nice plan from home depot.
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  Speaker 2: But that's about you know what I'm saying, planting dinner,
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  Speaker 2: that's it.
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  Speaker 4: But I always meant about to be single, demile, okay
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  Speaker 4: for playing.
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  Speaker 2: All they did was show up. What you got your
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  Speaker 2: father for Father's Day? I got him a kapai sweatshirt.
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  Speaker 2: That's what he wanted, a kapa He wanted a sweatshirt,
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  Speaker 2: probably for forty years. I got enough of those. That's
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  Speaker 2: what he said. I want a new sweatshirt.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, he got it, and we're gonna get you'all
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  Speaker 1: ties again next year.
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  Speaker 2: Jesus. Okay, that's cool. Put them on some scrippers. What
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  Speaker 2: kind of plant did he ask for?
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  Speaker 4: A plant?
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  Speaker 2: He likes plants, you know, marijuana or a.
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  Speaker 4: Plant, oh, cannabis plant? All right, I'm not at that
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  Speaker 4: all right now. When we come back, Tim Ryan will
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  Speaker 4: be my god. We're gonna kick it with him when
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  Speaker 4: we come back.
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  Speaker 1: Jim Ryan is gonna come up here and talk to
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  Speaker 1: us about the exhaustive, the exhausted majority, the exhausted majority
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  Speaker 1: of the people in this country.
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  Speaker 2: That's just tired, all right, Okay, we tied everything. We tired.
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  Speaker 1: We tired of Republicans, were tired of democrats, we tired
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  Speaker 1: of pro downs We're just tired, all.
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  Speaker 4: Right, b e T We see y'all on Monday, everybody else.
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  Speaker 4: Tim Ryan is up next to the Breakfast Club. Good
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  Speaker 4: morning the Breakfast Club.
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