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Married in Vegas · NFL Podcast Network Selects

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  Speaker 1: When I woke up this morning, I was feeling pretty
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  Speaker 1: dangerous or on a Cincinnati team. It's my quarterback. They
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  Speaker 1: to win the day. They want you to cook the dinner.
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  Speaker 1: so I won't get fine. How could he not be
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  Speaker 1: romantic about football happen? Oh, hello, my little romanticals. Welcome
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  Speaker 1: to bench with Banetta. I already made it weird, guys.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so happy to be back in the hot seat
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  Speaker 1: in the studio. I have to put on megap for
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  Speaker 1: Liss and my podcast. Not fair, not cool. There's cameras
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  Speaker 1: in here now, but people want more of a bench
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  Speaker 1: with Banetta, and I don't blame them. Joining me in
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  Speaker 1: the studio is Junkyard dog justin Graver. Some people are
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  Speaker 1: saying that they're not cool with Junkyard Dogga as your nickname.
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  Speaker 1: One person said that the people are talking nevertheless, Yeah
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  Speaker 1: it's cool, grave digger or whatever. I just wanted something original.
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  Speaker 1: one of my favorite basketball players of all times, grappy,
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  Speaker 1: Uh Okay, I have actually something hot to say right
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  Speaker 1: off the bat, and I would love your opinion. Um.
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  Speaker 1: I went up into the woods this weekend. I like
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  Speaker 1: to get away. I like to hide from people because
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  Speaker 1: I don't like people except for you. Uh. And we's
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  Speaker 1: a long car ride, and I was trying to ask
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  Speaker 1: my brother and my boyfriend Pete, did you see this
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  Speaker 1: thing that went viral last week? People were asking what
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  Speaker 1: is your hottest food take? Yeah, a lot of people
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  Speaker 1: were talking about melons and watermelons stupid, they're all delicious.
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  Speaker 1: My brother had a hot take that I actually agree with.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe this has been at a thing. Boiled hot dogs
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  Speaker 1: pretty good. Yeah, wait, that's not that hot of a take.
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  Speaker 1: That's fine. Boiled hot dogs. I thought that was like
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  Speaker 1: a disgusting thing. They look disgusting because they don't and
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  Speaker 1: they don't like get that char but like a hot
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  Speaker 1: dog is never gonna be like, hold on, be careful food.
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  Speaker 1: What you're saying, what did you say, gourmet hot dogs
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  Speaker 1: are great, but like in general, a hot dog is
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  Speaker 1: not like gonna be your favorite food dish? Is fit graver? Craver,
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  Speaker 1: Did I tell you that I almost died in Russia
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  Speaker 1: because I ate too many hot dogs? Wow? I don't
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  Speaker 1: have a goal bladder anymore, folks. It is because I
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  Speaker 1: ate too many hot dogs. When I was in Russia
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  Speaker 1: covering the World Cup, I was in a Russian hospital
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  Speaker 1: for three and a half days and no one knew
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  Speaker 1: what was wrong with me. That's wild. It was really scary. Actually,
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  Speaker 1: nobody knew. I just like kind of disappeared from set
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  Speaker 1: and everyone was like, where's Rachel, And they're like, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, it's probably out a game. I was in
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  Speaker 1: the hospital getting tested for everything. Not one nurse spoke English.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gods, hot dogs like made of a different No.
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  Speaker 1: The thing was, it just like wasn't set up well,
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  Speaker 1: we weren't fed very well, we weren't taking care of properly,
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  Speaker 1: and we all we really had to eat was chocolate bars.
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  Speaker 1: And so when I got the chance to eat actual food,
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  Speaker 1: it was at a stadium and your girl, so lambs
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  Speaker 1: and hot dogs. I love hot dogs. I still to
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  Speaker 1: this day, love hot dogs, even though I have seen
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  Speaker 1: a TikTok video of a hot dog on our own microscope,
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  Speaker 1: do not recommend for my fellow hot dog levers. It's
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  Speaker 1: that almost Russia didn't mess. Russia did not damage my
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  Speaker 1: relationship with hot dogs. A TikTok almost killed it. Let
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  Speaker 1: me tell you, um, hot dogs are delicious food, don't
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  Speaker 1: They are just like hot boiled hot dogs passable. I
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  Speaker 1: feel like there's just not that vaga difference between a
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  Speaker 1: boiled hot dog and a grilled hot dog outside of
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  Speaker 1: the appearance. Do you put hot dogs on top of
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  Speaker 1: your macaroni and cheese? I have when I was don't rude. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let's let's get to something that I've been looking forward to,
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  Speaker 1: maybe all week long. My fellow co host the brains
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  Speaker 1: of this show really our good friend Mohan. He wasn't
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  Speaker 1: here last week because we told the people of this
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  Speaker 1: good podcast. He went on a Disney cruise. As a
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  Speaker 1: full adult. He went on a Disney cruise. And I
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  Speaker 1: know that there is like this section of the world
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  Speaker 1: that loves Disney even as an adult. I don't get it.
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  Speaker 1: I like to watch Disney movies, sure, but I'm not
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  Speaker 1: like gonna have my wedding at Disney and there's did
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  Speaker 1: you hear about this, like whole apartment complex that's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be in Disney, like a Disney World that you can
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  Speaker 1: live in. Now it sounds sick, It sounds weird, sounds
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  Speaker 1: sick and like the cool way. No, not a Nichoy,
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  Speaker 1: you're a Disney guy. No, No, I love Disneyland, but
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  Speaker 1: I have would you get married there? No? I have
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  Speaker 1: some friends who are extremely into Disney. Same so hey,
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  Speaker 1: Molan is one of them. You guys, Mohan is one
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  Speaker 1: of them. He went in a Disney cruise last week
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  Speaker 1: and we had some concerns. We did have some concerns.
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  Speaker 1: Roll tape. Mohan is on a Disney cruise celebrating his
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  Speaker 1: COVID cruise. COVID cruise. Why he is doing this is
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  Speaker 1: beyond me. No, he's celebrating his mom's birthday. He was
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  Speaker 1: supposed to go on this crew and then cruise and
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  Speaker 1: then COVID hit. Yeah two years ago. Thank god he
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  Speaker 1: didn't go on it, because you imagine if you got
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  Speaker 1: stuck on it for like a month. The cruise situations
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  Speaker 1: were really bad at in the beginning of kind of
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  Speaker 1: how it all started. Yeah, and maybe how it's all
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  Speaker 1: gonna start up again. Thanks a lot, Mohan, enjoy your
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  Speaker 1: COVID cruise. I'm just kidding. I think he's having a
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  Speaker 1: lot of fun. Oh my goodness. Okay, so we are
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  Speaker 1: welcoming in Mohan to the studio via cell phone. I
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  Speaker 1: wonder why mo? First off, how was the Disney cruise?
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  Speaker 1: Did you meet a princess? Did you fall in love?
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  Speaker 1: Was it? Was it as magical as you as you
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  Speaker 1: dreamed of? Tell us everything? Well, its cruise. Hold on,
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  Speaker 1: it was your second one. We didn't even register that fact. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: it's your second Disney cruise. Go on, apologies, Well, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so we didn't do anything. You said, I wasn't a
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  Speaker 1: cold cruise. And I got back and I took a
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  Speaker 1: test and I was positive. Oh after two and a
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  Speaker 1: half years of not even having a cold, I got it. Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: first thing, I got it. But I'm doing okay. First
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  Speaker 1: things first, exactly, your good friend Rage checked up on
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  Speaker 1: you asap. You said you were you've you've got a cold,
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  Speaker 1: you got some sniffles. You're at home, you're resting, you're napping,
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  Speaker 1: you're watching Spider Man on a loop. I suspect Um,
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  Speaker 1: what was the best part. Okay, well, well, for the record,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't go by myself, so I don't want anyone
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  Speaker 1: to think of them a weirdo. I went with eleven
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  Speaker 1: of my immediate family. Wow. And we were celebrating my
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  Speaker 1: mom's seventieth birthday and that happened two years ago. Amazing.
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  Speaker 1: And we pushed this and pushed this until now and
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  Speaker 1: we're like, it's now, we're never and we all went
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  Speaker 1: and it's just magical. You can't just say it's just magical.
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  Speaker 1: We're the Okay, Yeah, let me just like give you
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  Speaker 1: a little breakdown. We had three rooms, all right next
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  Speaker 1: to each other. I shared a room with my parents.
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  Speaker 1: They had a bed, and then there was a bunk bed,
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  Speaker 1: like two singles in a bunk bed. I supped in
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  Speaker 1: the top bunk, and then there was a kid rotating
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  Speaker 1: like one of my nieces. Your nephews rotated on the
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  Speaker 1: bottom bunk. I'm just picturing you crushing like Disney themed
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  Speaker 1: pancakes every morning. Was it just like ridiculous food over
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  Speaker 1: the top all the time. Yeah. Yeah. They had Mickey
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  Speaker 1: Mouse shural waffles. Um, that's probably the best thing, Mohan.
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  Speaker 1: We're so happy that you're back. We miss you here
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  Speaker 1: in studio. We're so glad that you're feeling okay. Um,
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  Speaker 1: and we were right. That's that's really all we have
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  Speaker 1: to say. Right Graver, we were right, we were right.
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  Speaker 1: He's saying, we were right. Love it. We'll see you
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  Speaker 1: next week, pal, We were right, guys, we were right.
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  Speaker 1: Our friend Mohan, he survived for the COVID cruise. He's
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  Speaker 1: going to be back next week. Disney cruise. I don't
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  Speaker 1: think he could pay me to go on one. I
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  Speaker 1: have been on a cruise once and it was depressing. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So Mohan's gonna be back in studio next week. We're
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  Speaker 1: so happy that he is going to be sitting next
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  Speaker 1: to me. Another crazy thing that happened. Let's get to
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  Speaker 1: some football, shall we? On this football podcast. An article
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  Speaker 1: came out on the Boston Globe I think today, right
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  Speaker 1: on Tuesday, written by Ben Volan, who's a pretty big deal,
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  Speaker 1: I'm told. And you know, everyone's got question marks about
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  Speaker 1: Tom Brady. What was the retirement on retirement, what's Bruce
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  Speaker 1: arians doing? What? A lot of questions still and of
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  Speaker 1: course this is all speculation. This is an article written
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  Speaker 1: purely under speculation from sources. Oh, la la, I will
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  Speaker 1: say I did hear inklings of this during Super Bowl Week?
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  Speaker 1: Did I tell you this? Graver, we get to what
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  Speaker 1: it is you said this. I legitimately got really excited
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  Speaker 1: that Tom Brady was going to go to the Dolphins. Listen,
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  Speaker 1: sometimes yourazy super Bowl Week. Some people he cople couple
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  Speaker 1: to many beverages. They spell some secrets to people they
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  Speaker 1: shouldn't spell, including me. I heard some things about Tom
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  Speaker 1: Brady going to the Dolphins. I heard some things, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: other people heard some things. Started to blow up on
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  Speaker 1: the internet. We're all asking what happened. And then, of
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  Speaker 1: course of the league meetings. I think it was Mike
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  Speaker 1: McDaniel who said he's not coming. Everyone just chill out,
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  Speaker 1: he's not coming. As fake news, it's all of us.
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  Speaker 1: We're like, Oh, he's going back to the bucks. Is
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  Speaker 1: Gronk joining him? I don't know. We're gonna find out.
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  Speaker 1: But anyways, this article kind of details what could have
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  Speaker 1: happened during that time of will he won't he? As
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  Speaker 1: he retired, as he unretired, where is he going? So
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna read it some snippets from this article just
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  Speaker 1: so that I'm getting it right. Basically. In this article,
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  Speaker 1: it's saying that there were two reasons that he left
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  Speaker 1: the Bucks. One his relationship with Brusirians, which has been
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  Speaker 1: widely talked about and speculated about for the last few
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  Speaker 1: weeks since Brusirians stepped down his head coach, so that
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  Speaker 1: that came out. February eighteenth was when that was first
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  Speaker 1: put on Twitter that Brady and Bruce arians honeymoon was
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  Speaker 1: over in Tampa. So that was kind of old news.
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  Speaker 1: But that's where this timeline sort of starts, and it
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  Speaker 1: kind of makes it sick and twisted because Tom Brady
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  Speaker 1: came to Bruce arians like press conference as he was
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  Speaker 1: stepping down, he sat in the front row. Let's a
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  Speaker 1: little weird, okay. And then the other reason that they
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  Speaker 1: say he left the Bucks was because Dolphins owner Stephen
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  Speaker 1: Ross and I quote from this article, presented Brady with
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  Speaker 1: a golden opportunity to get into the business of the NFL.
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  Speaker 1: He was going to be given a position high in
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  Speaker 1: the Miami front office I believe to be a minority owner, okay,
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  Speaker 1: and then he was gonna hire Sean Payton as the
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  Speaker 1: head coach. Then he was gonna unretire and come back
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  Speaker 1: and be the quarterback of the Miami Dolphins. That's bon curse.
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  Speaker 1: Could you imagine that? Almost seems like not cool. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: this would have been the craziest story sports even period,
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  Speaker 1: getting Sean Payton to retire as a Saints head coach,
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  Speaker 1: who hinted at the time that he may not be
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  Speaker 1: Sean Payton doing. Now that this is all okay, the
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  Speaker 1: reason why it all fell through was this, according to
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  Speaker 1: this article that was written on the Boston Club. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: we're not saying anything speculation. Just hours later, on February first,
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  Speaker 1: Flores filed his lawsuit against the Dolphins and the NFL,
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  Speaker 1: alleging racial discrimination, as well as making explosive allegations against Ross,
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  Speaker 1: the guy that's trying to organize all of this stuff,
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  Speaker 1: of trying to lose games intentionally, and of tampering with
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  Speaker 1: a certain star quarterback whoa oh my goodness. Okay, so
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  Speaker 1: all of this stuff happening, I think then made Brady
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  Speaker 1: kind of take a few steps back, and so to them,
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  Speaker 1: their whole plan was messed up, in Brady's opinion. On
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  Speaker 1: March twelfth, he goes to that Man United game. He
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  Speaker 1: has that great you know conversation with Ronaldo that we
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  Speaker 1: all saw. We're saying, is he coming back? Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: The speculation at this point is like Brady can't be done.
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  Speaker 1: He's coming back. Where the heck is he going? Man?
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  Speaker 1: You is owned by the same people that own the Bucks, right,
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  Speaker 1: So it sounds like he went there to hash it
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  Speaker 1: over with the owner, say hey, maybe get rid of
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  Speaker 1: Prusirians and I'll come back and play bingo bengo. It
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  Speaker 1: is April twelfth. He got kind of what he wanted
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  Speaker 1: in one way. Does this happen though, like next year?
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  Speaker 1: That's what That's how he wraps up this article. He
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  Speaker 1: wraps up this article by saying, if there are no
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  Speaker 1: extra years tacked on to Brady's current contract with the Bucks,
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  Speaker 1: then the Brady two Miami rumors will heat up again
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  Speaker 1: in twenty twenty three. This seems like can a player tamper? Yeah? Absolutely,
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  Speaker 1: This seems like tampering to like the maximum extreme. You
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  Speaker 1: were basically just like picking and choosing your team, your coach,
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  Speaker 1: in the place that you want to live, that you
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  Speaker 1: think you can be successful and win a Super Bowl,
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  Speaker 1: and it's just madness. As a player slash part owner
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  Speaker 1: minority owner in the division against the team that you
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  Speaker 1: spent twenty years with and won five Super Bowls with
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  Speaker 1: six Super Bowls. Listen, let me let me just say,
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  Speaker 1: if this were to happen, I would love to watch
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  Speaker 1: it all go down. I would love to watch Tom
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  Speaker 1: Brady play for the Dolphins play against Belichick madness. As fans,
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  Speaker 1: we want to see that madness. Yep. And I will say, like,
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  Speaker 1: I think Ben Vollan did a good bit of forensic
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  Speaker 1: work here. You kind of like piece together random reports
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  Speaker 1: like that tweet I mentioned about the Arians Brady relationship
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  Speaker 1: souring h report from Mike Florio Pro Football talk about
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  Speaker 1: that the Dolphins were about to offer Brady this minority
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  Speaker 1: ownership stake. So it's like he kind of did a
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  Speaker 1: lot of work here to put all this together, but
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  Speaker 1: we still don't know how much is really true. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is again, this is like all speculation. But where
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  Speaker 1: there's smoke, there's fire, Honey. We keep on hearing these things,
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  Speaker 1: We keep on hearing Brady to Miami. Obviously there is
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  Speaker 1: some truth to this. What the exact truth is, we
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  Speaker 1: are not sure. But I'm hoping that we are going
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  Speaker 1: to find out more. I'm hoping that this kind of
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  Speaker 1: same thing happens next year. Because this is just too juicy.
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  Speaker 1: This is just too juicy to not enjoy as a
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  Speaker 1: sports fan. This is all safe space. Tell me your deepest,
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  Speaker 1: darkest secrets. DMS now open, Okay, Graver, I've never been
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  Speaker 1: more afraid to open my DMS than I am feeling
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  Speaker 1: at this moment. I am going to ask you to
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  Speaker 1: tell me your Vegas story. Everyone's got one. I have one.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell it in a second. I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: Las Vegas for the draft coming up end of April
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  Speaker 1: in just a few weeks. These kids' dreams are gonna
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  Speaker 1: come true. I'm so excited to be there. I've never
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  Speaker 1: gone to a draft. It's gonna be amazing. The only
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  Speaker 1: issue is that I am not a Vegas person, and
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  Speaker 1: I am going to be there for longer than I've
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  Speaker 1: ever been in Vegas before in my life. I am
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  Speaker 1: a two night maximum. What are you? Are you a
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  Speaker 1: Vegas person? I am actually a Vegas person. What do
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  Speaker 1: you whoa? What do you like about it? Do you
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  Speaker 1: see shows? Do you just like to peruse around dinners?
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  Speaker 1: I like to gamble? Ooh, I don't think you can
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  Speaker 1: say that on this podcast on sports. I would never
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  Speaker 1: bet on sports as an employee of the NFL Orus. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you like the slots, the penny slots. I like table games.
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  Speaker 1: I like blackjack and craps. Blackjack is fun. Roulette waste
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  Speaker 1: of time. Oh, Roulette is not a good bet on.
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  Speaker 1: It's a waste of You're there, you're gone, it's done.
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  Speaker 1: You don't even get to enjoy black Jake is scary
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  Speaker 1: because the people that sit there think that there's some
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  Speaker 1: kind of magic happening and if you sit down, you're
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  Speaker 1: going to ruin it. And yeah, some of you like
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  Speaker 1: take the wrong card. It like changes the whole table.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's like the vibe is off. I
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  Speaker 1: hate that. Okay. My crazy Vegas story, I've got a couple. Actually,
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  Speaker 1: the first time I went to Vegas was a little
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  Speaker 1: bit weird. But one of the most recent times that
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  Speaker 1: I went to Vegas, I actually got married. Wait, and
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  Speaker 1: I don't got to ring the show for it. Maybe
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  Speaker 1: why I went to Vegas for March Madness, I think
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  Speaker 1: a couple of years ago. I can't remember why I
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  Speaker 1: was there, but I wanted to play a prank on
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  Speaker 1: the guys that I was doing a show with at
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  Speaker 1: the time, because they're always harping on me to get married,
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  Speaker 1: even though not so. I went to I dragged Pete.
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  Speaker 1: Shout outs Pete, it's the co star of this podcast.
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  Speaker 1: We talked about him enough. I dragged him to Elvis
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  Speaker 1: to a church and we shot the whole thing. I
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  Speaker 1: walked in the door. I am not lying to Elvis,
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  Speaker 1: goes Banetta. Why swear to God, this guy was like
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  Speaker 1: a huge fan of the show that I was on.
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  Speaker 1: Elvis knew who I was and was gonna marry me.
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  Speaker 1: So Pete and I got married. Elvis read us our
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  Speaker 1: rights or whatever you say. Did you write your own vows?
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  Speaker 1: We did? Yeah. Um, I wore a little veil and
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  Speaker 1: I also had a leather top on because it's Vegas,
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  Speaker 1: and yeah, happily, Ever after what happened, I tore it
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  Speaker 1: up and pretended didn't actually happen because she's still not married.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, is Do you think that's a bad vibe.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think that's a bad omen to fate get
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: married for comedy purposes? Oh no, if it's for comedy purposes.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: If it's for comedy purposes, I think it passes. But
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: we do have a wedding tape. Would you have a video?
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: So whence the real wedding? Shut up, grammer, let's take
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: a break. We'll be back right out of this DMS
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: now open, okay, So send me those stories this week?
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: Can we keep on going? Best? Worst thing I saw
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: this week? So many things to get to, but we
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: are running out of time, so I'm gonna blast through these.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: Deebo Samuel based is not the best. Diebo Samuel is
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: one of the worst things that I saw. He followed
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: Kyler Murray, he cleared out his Instagram. I don't get it, Graver,
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: Why are people doing this? It's so childish, It's so lame. Also,
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: who has time to do this? So if you were
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: negotiating with NFL network, could you imagine I started deleting pictures.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: I don't have the time to go through my Instagram
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: and delete pictures one by one to send a message.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: I think they hire like a social media person to
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: do this for them, because if you know what, I
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: would at least hope so, because them sitting there like
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: painfully going through each post is embarrassing. I think that
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: that's please stop doing this. I don't think I think
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: if anything, truthfully Honestly, I think teams are looking at
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: you and there, and they're seeing how immature you are.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: I feel like Deebo's so special. We're gonna need reporters
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: these days to like keep tabs on every single player,
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: like screenshot their their Instagram and Twitter profiles so we
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: see what's in their bios and what their their profile
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: picture is, so we know when they make massive changes,
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: so we know when there's a big Also, who's paying
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: attention to these things? Who's paying attention to Deebo? Samuel
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: unfollowed the forty nine ers. I don't know who's keeping
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: track of that stuff. One person tweets it and it
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: blows up. How did you figure that? Don't you have
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: things to do? I don't know. Please stop doing this.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: It's driving me nuts. I don't want to talk about
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: it anymore. Next up, Michael Parsons had the worst tweet
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: that I've seen all week. What did you say? Is this?
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Is it just me? Or TV sucks nowadays? I've been
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: going on this is now a severance watch podcast, Graver.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: Have you watched an episode yet? I've watched no episode. Okay,
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: clearly this watch podcast is not working. Michael, I was
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: talking to people over the weekend who like literally four
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: different people raving about it, and I was like, oh
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: my god, an unreal show. I watched the finale this
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: weekend and it blew my mind. It is the bat.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna watch it again. I've never finished a show
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: to immediately started over again. Michael Parsons watched Severance. Please
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: do yourself a favorite. There's a lot of great TV
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: out there, trust me. And then finally, how has this
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: never happened before? Two A Tonga vloa quarterback of the
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: Miami Dolphins, sees Dan Marino for the first time. This
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: isn't it? Oh see that's yeah? Now see Dan Marino,
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: Dan Dan. You don't even got to invite Dan. Dan
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: just walk in. Oh my gosh, that's Dan Marino. How
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: that sounds like to me that he's never met Dan
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: Marino before as a Dolphins quarterback? Do anything that should
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: be like part of like your introduction to the team
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: is like a sit down dinner at I believe Dan
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: Marino has his own like steakhouse. Go there, meet the man,
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: shake his hand, get a lay of the land. It's
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: like he's literally speechless. He has He's like he's so stoked.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: It's actually really yeah, I really love it. It's like
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: this kid he loves he must just love football so much.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: That was really neat to see and love that and
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: loves that team. That was really cool. Also, I tweeted,
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: it's funny that we found this just in time. My
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: brother called me yesterday or the day before and he goes, Hey,
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: what's up. What's who is that super famous Miami Dolphins
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: quarterback Don Flamingo? He thought Dan Marino's name was Don Flamingo.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: And after I laugh for a good ten minutes, I
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: said it, Jonas is Dan Marino, Don Flamingo. Maybe you
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: should think about changing his name. Shout out to Jonas,
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: Shout out to Jonas. Okay, finally, the part of the
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: podcast that everyone tunes in for who is gonna be
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: eliminating this week is the bench Bachelorette. I am on
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: a quest to find the next love of my life.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: The love of my life I'll find. I'll make some
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: kind of jingle for this podcast. We're gonna do it
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: every single week. We are kicking off a team. Every
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: single week, somebody does not get their rose. The last
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: two teams that we have woefully said Goodbye to Browns
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: were week one. Rams were last week. This week I'm
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: gonna go with another big team that doesn't need another fan.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: The Patriots do not get a rose this week. Wow
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: say later in New England. I've also just like really
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: loved to not like that team. Yeah, my whole life.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: They're fun to hate. They are fun to hate. No,
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: no actual hate. By the way, it's Bill Belichick's birthday
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: this week. He turned seventy years old. Happy birthday, looks great.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: That is what would get me on a Disney cruise
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: if it was Billy Boys seventieth birthday. Patriots audios, sorry
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: about that. Um. Each week we are going to inch
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: closer to me finding a team that I want to
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: give my love to. Uh. And that is it for
• 23:16
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• 23:19
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• 23:21
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• 23:25
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• 23:27
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• 23:31
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• 23:37
  Speaker 1: it's got it's got TV breakdowns. Um, a little bit
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: of football, a little bit of football. Thank you, that's
• 23:44
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• 23:50
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