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Re-Release Ep. 74 - (Andy wrote a fake script for the 1992 film Munchie!) · Notable Nostalgia

• 0:06
  Speaker 1: Who what's up to sell the nerds?
• 0:08
  Speaker 2: It's me Andy.
• 0:09
  Speaker 1: Sorry, this is not a brand new episode this week.
• 0:11
  Speaker 1: I am on a cruise ship in Alaska. Yeah, pretty crazy.
• 0:17
  Speaker 1: You know, it's really not as cool as I thought
• 0:18
  Speaker 1: it was gonna be. But yeah, so we wanted to
• 0:22
  Speaker 1: play an episode that.
• 0:23
  Speaker 3: We both really liked.
• 0:25
  Speaker 1: It's the first time I read a full script from
• 0:28
  Speaker 1: beginning to finish. You know, I loved it a lot.
• 0:30
  Speaker 1: It's Munchie. The script I did it is May So
• 0:34
  Speaker 1: we did this a few years ago for Munch. You
• 0:36
  Speaker 1: May and it's May now Beaby. So hope you enjoyed
• 0:39
  Speaker 1: the episode again if you haven't listened to it, it's
• 0:42
  Speaker 1: a great one. It's one of my favorites. Everybody does
• 0:45
  Speaker 1: a great job acting in this And next week we're
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: gonna have a brand new episode. So thanks for listening
• 0:51
  Speaker 1: and we will see you soon. Okay, ooh, I think
• 0:55
  Speaker 1: a phase ready? And what if I lost both my
• 1:09
  Speaker 1: hands tomorrow?
• 1:11
  Speaker 4: You could be a seat model star. I was sixteen
• 1:15
  Speaker 4: at the time or fifteen, and then hook it up
• 1:18
  Speaker 4: with a witch and that was that. Cats can smile.
• 1:23
  Speaker 1: Apparently, whoa weird? Yeah, but it.
• 1:27
  Speaker 3: Doesn't always mean that they're happy.
• 1:29
  Speaker 1: Lucy receives a call from what I can only assume
• 1:31
  Speaker 1: is the future winner of every acting award ever.
• 1:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Jennyman is a star. Her looks looks weren't a
• 1:39
  Speaker 3: part of the issue.
• 1:41
  Speaker 1: He's like, I had to sell my last top hat
• 1:43
  Speaker 1: for jamas.
• 1:45
  Speaker 3: Maybe this is not appropriate either, but we'll see.
• 1:52
  Speaker 5: Well, let's go back a little bit earlier this year
• 1:54
  Speaker 5: when I was on Twitter and I saw a movie
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  Speaker 5: poster for a movie called Munchie without any context behind it,
• 2:02
  Speaker 5: and I shared it to the group chat, and I said,
• 2:05
  Speaker 5: what do you think this movie's about?
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  Speaker 3: Without seeing it?
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  Speaker 5: And then we all determine that we're going to write
• 2:12
  Speaker 5: some scripts for this without I don't.
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  Speaker 6: Think we all determined.
• 2:15
  Speaker 5: I think, Okay, Landy and I decided that this is
• 2:19
  Speaker 5: something that we want to do. We're going to be
• 2:22
  Speaker 5: borrowing this format from a podcast that we really love
• 2:26
  Speaker 5: called Never Seen It, And if you haven't listened to it,
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  Speaker 5: it's a fantastic podcast hosted by comedian Kyle Ayres, and
• 2:32
  Speaker 5: what he does is he invites comedians on his show
• 2:34
  Speaker 5: to write scripts for movies that they've never seen. Since
• 2:37
  Speaker 5: we haven't seen Monchy, that's kind of the format we're
• 2:39
  Speaker 5: going with today this week, Andy wrote a script from
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  Speaker 5: Munchie and we're all going to read it.
• 2:44
  Speaker 1: So this is what caught my attention. It's like a
• 2:46
  Speaker 1: little monster beast with long ears, has a little leather
• 2:51
  Speaker 1: jacket on. It's like a dog creature, I guess. But
• 2:54
  Speaker 1: it's flying on a piece of pizza and I'm assuming
• 2:57
  Speaker 1: it's the family underneath them, all looking up astonishment, and
• 3:00
  Speaker 1: it just has Munchie. So based on Matt, I have
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  Speaker 1: no clue what this fucking movie could be about.
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  Speaker 2: You know, Honestly, when he first showed it to me,
• 3:07
  Speaker 2: I thought it was the movie that Paul Red plays
• 3:10
  Speaker 2: every time he goes on Conan.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: It has a good macame but for sure. So, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: that'll be interesting to see what what we've written.
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  Speaker 2: For this.
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  Speaker 3: We're called this Munchie May Baby.
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  Speaker 7: May.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody asks for it, but we're giving it.
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  Speaker 3: We're a Munchie podcast now. Yeah, so that's what we're
• 3:39
  Speaker 3: up to. But Anthony, what are you up to?
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  Speaker 6: Hi?
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  Speaker 2: I'm Anthony O'Neill.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I tell you wonderful.
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  Speaker 5: Well, we're glad you're here and we are putting you
• 3:50
  Speaker 5: to work as a character in our scripts. Perfect Andy
• 3:54
  Speaker 5: this is your script, so why don't you just take
• 3:56
  Speaker 5: it away?
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  Speaker 1: Alrighty? So this one, I'm really excited for it. It's
• 4:00
  Speaker 1: it's silly. It's called Munchie, A Tale of Two Pities
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  Speaker 1: written by Andrew Lipsey. Munchie and Egors played by This
• 4:07
  Speaker 1: is a alphabetical Munchy and Igors played by Ali Ward.
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  Speaker 1: So with Munchie and Igor, I'm thinking Igor is like
• 4:13
  Speaker 1: kind of like in nineteen fifties, like yes master type person.
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  Speaker 1: And then originally for Munchie, I had an Andrew Dice Clay,
• 4:20
  Speaker 1: but then I switched him to kind of like a
• 4:22
  Speaker 1: Rodney Dangerfield. But if you're not able to do that,
• 4:25
  Speaker 1: feel free to do like any kind of cheesy maybe
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  Speaker 1: sixties seventies comedian or whatever you feel comfortable douring. But
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  Speaker 1: that's kind of how I wrote it in my head.
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  Speaker 1: But I'll be their exactly yep. And some of the
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  Speaker 1: jokes might sound familiar to so I'm narrating it Andrew Lipsey.
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  Speaker 1: We have David he Is, who I'm assuming on the
• 4:44
  Speaker 1: cover is the dad played by Anthony O'Neil. We have
• 4:47
  Speaker 1: a Lyle played by Jeff Keller who as the child
• 4:50
  Speaker 1: I'm assuming their child. And then we have Reaward playing Rachel,
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  Speaker 1: who I'm assuming is the wife from the cover. But
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  Speaker 1: I again, I've never seen the movie, so I have
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  Speaker 1: no freak clue.
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  Speaker 5: I love that the poster doesn't have a subtitle, but
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  Speaker 5: you're it does, so I'm excited for whatever that entails.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm excited. All right, all right, everybody ready.
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  Speaker 3: I think So let's go. Page one.
• 5:15
  Speaker 1: Baby Munchie was filmed in front of a studio audience.
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  Speaker 1: That's a movie. So it takes place an interior scientists
• 5:42
  Speaker 1: lab nighttime fade in. David and Egor are moving frantically
• 5:47
  Speaker 1: around the lab, taking measurements, pouring liquid into beakers. Things
• 5:51
  Speaker 1: like that, Igor has a piece of pizza in one hand.
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  Speaker 2: Igor, pay attention. This might be the only chance we
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  Speaker 2: have for this. Yes, mister, everyone called me crazy when
• 6:01
  Speaker 2: I told them I would be able to create the
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  Speaker 2: perfect animal for protection. Those fools even went as far
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  Speaker 2: as firing me for unethical experiments. I can't wait to
• 6:10
  Speaker 2: see the look on their stupid faces.
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  Speaker 1: David stops and looks up, thinking, maniacoly maniac I even
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  Speaker 1: wrote that, and I sucked it up.
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  Speaker 3: Did you want it to be maniacoly?
• 6:27
  Speaker 1: I wanted to be like a maniac.
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  Speaker 2: And then and then what could be better than an
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  Speaker 2: animal with the strength of a monkey and the speed
• 6:38
  Speaker 2: of a ego. I put that down. You can eat
• 6:41
  Speaker 2: that later. Get over here. I need your help, Yes, Master.
• 6:48
  Speaker 1: A slice of pizza down next to a boiling pot
• 6:50
  Speaker 1: of green liquid. As Egor walks towards David, the pizza
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  Speaker 1: falls in the pot without him noticing.
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  Speaker 2: I need you to hold this while I pour all
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  Speaker 2: the ingredients. And if everything goes well, in three days
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  Speaker 2: we will have our new pet. I was thinking about
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  Speaker 2: calling it Munchie.
• 7:07
  Speaker 1: David Nods has had in agreeance with his own name idea.
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  Speaker 2: Did you hook up the cables to the electrical boxes, Igor, Yes? Master.
• 7:15
  Speaker 2: Did you pick up the little clothes for Munchie? Yes? Master,
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  Speaker 2: good job. Igor. I think tonight we will finally be
• 7:23
  Speaker 2: our night forever in the history books. When people think
• 7:26
  Speaker 2: of God, they will think of me, David God.
• 7:32
  Speaker 1: Igor pulls on David's apco.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, you too, Igor.
• 7:37
  Speaker 1: They here knocking at the door.
• 7:39
  Speaker 2: Oh one second, secret man, military stuff. I have to
• 7:42
  Speaker 2: cover it up. Oh, cover up, bunchie.
• 7:46
  Speaker 1: David opens the door slightly, and the little kid looks
• 7:48
  Speaker 1: up at him.
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  Speaker 8: Dad, will you read me a bedtime story before I
• 7:52
  Speaker 8: go to sleep.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, sorry, Champ, I'd love to, but I'm really busy.
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  Speaker 2: Can you ask your mom?
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  Speaker 8: She already went to sleep, But don't worry.
• 8:01
  Speaker 3: I'll put out her cigarette.
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  Speaker 2: That's a good boy. Go brush your teeth and get
• 8:04
  Speaker 2: your pajamas on. I'll be up there in a few minutes.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, Dad. Thanks.
• 8:09
  Speaker 1: Lyle shuts the door and heads up the stairs.
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  Speaker 3: I'm fucking killing it, Ego.
• 8:14
  Speaker 2: In a few minutes, go read Lyla's story so I
• 8:16
  Speaker 2: can finalize everything.
• 8:18
  Speaker 1: Yes, Master, David is checking gauges, tapping on beakers, you know,
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  Speaker 1: normal science stuff. Screen phase the black as Egor walks
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  Speaker 1: out the door, and later that night, Egor walks back
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  Speaker 1: into the lab. David is still checking wires and temperatures,
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  Speaker 1: gauges frantically.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks, Igoa. Did Lyle fall asleep? Yes, Master, good? Did
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  Speaker 2: you read to him? Everybody poops? Yes? Master, I always
• 8:47
  Speaker 2: love that book as a child. Okay, I have everything ready.
• 8:51
  Speaker 2: We should be able to start the process. Remember, we
• 8:54
  Speaker 2: need to mix everything in perfect order, otherwise it won't work.
• 8:58
  Speaker 1: David looks at his own watch.
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  Speaker 2: Will be ninety eight and exactly thirteen seconds. Are you ready,
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  Speaker 2: Yes Master ten nine eight seven, six, five four three
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  Speaker 2: two one start pouring now.
• 9:17
  Speaker 1: As Egor starts pouring the green news, David turns a
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  Speaker 1: large switch to the upright position. Electricity starts shooting everywhere,
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  Speaker 1: and the lights start flickering.
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  Speaker 2: Be not scared, Ego, for we are now the most
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  Speaker 2: powerful beings on earth. We are creating life. Fade out
• 9:40
  Speaker 2: to black. Well, Ego, it's been exactly seventy two hours.
• 9:45
  Speaker 2: What's OS mean?
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  Speaker 1: Offscreen because it's all black? But now fade in. Fade
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  Speaker 1: in Interior Science Lab nighttime. David and Egor are walking
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  Speaker 1: up to the oven.
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  Speaker 2: Be careful when I open this up. I'm not sure
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  Speaker 2: what will happen.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, Master, David moves a large switch to a large
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  Speaker 1: switch to a downward position. David then unlocks a latch
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  Speaker 1: that opens a door on what looks like a converted
• 10:12
  Speaker 1: kitchen oven. A lot of smoke starts coming out. Cut
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  Speaker 1: too inside the oven, looking out. As the smoke dissipates,
• 10:22
  Speaker 1: David puts his head in the oven to get a
• 10:24
  Speaker 1: better look. Once the smoke is completely gone, you kind
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: of see a hairy foot, maybe a paw can be
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  Speaker 1: seen on the bottom left of the screen screen.
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  Speaker 2: Ego, get the bed ready, Yes, Master.
• 10:38
  Speaker 1: David reaches in the machine and grabs the creature so
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  Speaker 1: he can bring it to the operating table. Operating bed.
• 10:44
  Speaker 1: The camera can't see the full body based on how
• 10:46
  Speaker 1: David's holding Munchie, but you are able to see a
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  Speaker 1: left maybe if paw a left foot, paw dangling slightly.
• 10:53
  Speaker 2: It's not breathing. It's not breathing. Quick, Ego, I'll grab
• 10:56
  Speaker 2: the CPR stuff.
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  Speaker 1: David starts administering CPR to the creature. The creature is
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: still obscured from view, but as David is doing CPR,
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: the creature's left arm slides off the table. It is hairy,
• 11:07
  Speaker 1: but looks like a furry monkey.
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  Speaker 2: Pod Egor, grab twenty c seas of adrenaline now and
• 11:11
  Speaker 2: hook this up to it.
• 11:13
  Speaker 1: Fades out to black.
• 11:16
  Speaker 2: Wait hook what up to it?
• 11:18
  Speaker 1: Whatever the cprt.
• 11:23
  Speaker 2: We tried everything, didn't we?
• 11:25
  Speaker 3: Igor?
• 11:26
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 11:26
  Speaker 1: Master, fade in. David and Igor are sitting on the ground, exhausted.
• 11:31
  Speaker 1: David looks defeated. The camera pans out to show a
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: creature under a blanket. Only the left arm is showing.
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: It's still dangling off the bed.
• 11:39
  Speaker 2: What could have gone wrong? We had the exact measurements
• 11:42
  Speaker 2: I checked right before we started. You checked two right, yes, Master,
• 11:48
  Speaker 2: damn it. I had a good feeling about this one.
• 11:51
  Speaker 2: I don't know how much work more work I can
• 11:54
  Speaker 2: shut that over. I don't know how much more I
• 11:56
  Speaker 2: can work on this. I'm getting tired of this constant
• 11:59
  Speaker 2: disappoint Someone knocks on the door, EGO, will you get
• 12:03
  Speaker 2: that please and tell him not now, I'm too busy.
• 12:06
  Speaker 1: David gets up, slowly, taking a surgical clothing off as
• 12:09
  Speaker 1: he walks away, leaving a trail of discarded close behind him.
• 12:12
  Speaker 1: Egor opens the door.
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  Speaker 8: I know Dad said that he was gonna be busy.
• 12:17
  Speaker 3: I don't want his accent.
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: And feeds up to him.
• 12:21
  Speaker 8: Mom orders them before she would sleep.
• 12:23
  Speaker 3: Boom check a naga.
• 12:25
  Speaker 9: That wine bottle must be softer than my mister snuggle
• 12:28
  Speaker 9: bow bear I sleep with because Mom falls asleep at
• 12:32
  Speaker 9: the bottle that's to her every night.
• 12:34
  Speaker 8: Well not, Igor, I brought you with sites too.
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: Igor shuts the door with a sad look on his face.
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: Eager walks towards the doctor's direction. As he walks past
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: the operating table, you see the pizza is just a
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: few inches from from the head area of the creature
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: that is still obscured under the blanket. The creature's finger
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: starts to flinch, but Igor doesn't notice that. As he
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: walks by.
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: Igor or what am I doing wrong?
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: David is looking at a large chalkboard with a bunch
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: of math equations. Screen fades to black interior daytime living
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: room fade in. David is sitting on the couch, unshaven,
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: close or wrinkly.
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  Speaker 2: Judge Judy will continue in a moment.
• 13:27
  Speaker 8: You have to have witnesses in order to establish that.
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: Today, phone all.
• 13:34
  Speaker 8: You give them a call.
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: That's not my job. My job is to hear this case, sir.
• 13:38
  Speaker 10: And later today, Miss Marion, you can collect chands in
• 13:41
  Speaker 10: the streets.
• 13:42
  Speaker 6: Surprise, surprise, you're on the couch again, drunk in the
• 13:45
  Speaker 6: middle of the day.
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: You're one to talk. You've been drunk every day since
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: our Sun's second birthday.
• 13:51
  Speaker 10: Wow, I'm impressed you. Even though we have a son,
• 13:54
  Speaker 10: you're always so damn busy in your lab.
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: Not anymore, Rachel, anymore.
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: David gets up from the couch and starts walking.
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  Speaker 2: Towards the kitchen.
• 14:05
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, is that why I heard you in there
• 14:07
  Speaker 6: at three am? Messing around.
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: How would you know, isn't that when you're resting from
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: your busy day of drinking your box of goddamn twisted
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: teas all day?
• 14:18
  Speaker 8: Fuck you, David.
• 14:19
  Speaker 10: You don't know what it's like to be left alone
• 14:21
  Speaker 10: all day, to be completely neglected by a no nothing
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  Speaker 10: loser of a scientist.
• 14:26
  Speaker 6: I should have listened to my mom. You are a
• 14:29
  Speaker 6: fucking loser.
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: Marabelle said that she liked me or whatever. She was right,
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: I am a loser.
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: The front door opens, Mom, Dad, I'm home.
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: Anybody how is school?
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: Lal takes his backpack off and kicks off his shoes,
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: then starts heading towards the kitchen.
• 14:48
  Speaker 8: It was great.
• 14:49
  Speaker 9: I won best student today. My teacher said, she's so
• 14:52
  Speaker 9: impressed with the kind of heart. I have smart brain
• 14:55
  Speaker 9: and can do attitude. Chimi cratch Corn, I think I
• 14:59
  Speaker 9: go from you.
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: As Lyle enters the kitchen, she realizes no one is
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: there and looks disappointed. Ah Egor walks up to put
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: his hand on Lyle's shoulders.
• 15:13
  Speaker 9: Hey, Gor, sometimes I feel like you're my holy friend.
• 15:18
  Speaker 8: The kids at school make fun of me for dad's work.
• 15:21
  Speaker 8: Mom is always asleep and Dad's always busy in the lab.
• 15:24
  Speaker 8: Promise me you'll never leave me and keep it angster.
• 15:29
  Speaker 8: Do you promise?
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: Off screen, Igor, let's suspose of this thing before it
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: starts stinking.
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: Egor looks at Lyle with a heartfelt half smile and
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: walks off screen as I grabs a snack from the refrigerator. Yes, Master,
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: cut to interior lab day. The lab door opens as
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: Egor enters. David is looking around france.
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: Igor, it's gone.
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: Did you move it?
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: No, Master, No one else knows. The coach of the lab.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: Do you know what this means? It's alive. It couldn't
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: have gotten out of here. We just have to find it.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: Yes, Master, David and Igor looking around the lab frantically
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: until they hear knock on the door.
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: See what they want, Igor, Yes, Master.
• 16:25
  Speaker 9: Mom said she didn't want to cook today, so she ordered.
• 16:29
  Speaker 8: Us a pizza and told me to bring you guys home.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: Sorry, nods. Igor nods and takes the pizza, then shuts
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: the door. As Egor stands looking for a place to
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: put the pizza, a giant furry creature dives on the pizza,
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: knocking your Igor down in the process.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: O MG, Egor, Oh my god, egor, we did it.
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: We did it. It's alive.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: David slowly approaches the animal and starts rubbing hair fur.
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: Whoa, Doc, last time I was rough like this, I
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: walked out of the massage piler. I dunno, he just
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: rubbed me the wrong way.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: Ooh, David jumps back in astonishment.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: You you talk, doc, Doc.
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: When I was a kid, I used to talk so much.
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: My mom would call me yack. I thought it was
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: because all I did was yack yet yack, But it
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: turns out it was because I was ugly stinky and
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: she wished that was a dangered species list.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, I can't believe I've done it.
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: Sorry, I can't believe you didn't order extra cheese, your
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: cheap skate. What is it? An extra two dollars? I
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: can't complain. I grew up poor. My mom used to
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: say it was her live mission to fight poverty, so
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: every morning she would punch me in the face. Oh
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: just kid in Thanks to the pizza, Doc.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: Igor, go to Lyle's room, grab some clothes for do
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: you have a name?
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: Call me whatever you want, as long as you don't
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: call me late. When this delicious pizza, I can munch
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: on it every day.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: Hmm, Munchie, it is then.
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: Munchie, I like that, mister Munchie, mon sore, Munchie, madam munchy.
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: Oh you nailed it.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: Doc, Munchie. We need to read some tests on you.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: Is that okay? God damn it?
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: Here you go. You want a few more pizzas? You
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: can test whatever you want. Just let you know, Doc,
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: I have had a quarter of every math test I failed.
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: I have three dollars eighteen cents.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, someone knocks on the door.
• 18:37
  Speaker 8: Is everything okay? Then I will just deep frying a turkey?
• 18:40
  Speaker 8: And I heard some louds friends commotion.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: Yes, son, everything is fine. Now go finish deep frying
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: your turkey or whatever. I don't have time for this
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: right now. Whoa doc?
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: You should always have time for your kid. You're their
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: mortal compass. If you don't make an effort, they might
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: have ever put me a triangle. Take a look at
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: my dad. He drank so much he needed glasses when
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: he got older. He couldn't drink straight out of the
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: bottle anymore.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: I yeah, I mean, you're right. I was just worried
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: you might be a vicious animal when you awoke me.
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: Vicious Doc, The only time I ever got vicious is
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: when I asked my wife to tell me before she
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: had an orgasm, and she didn't hurt cook All right, me, vicious, doc.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: The only time I ever got vicious is when I
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: asked my wife to tell me before she had an orgasm,
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: and she said, I don't want to bother you at work.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, Igor, Will you go get Lyle please? Yes?
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: Master screen faces the black as David starts in doing experiments.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: Montage is a montage of Monchie spending time with the family,
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: playing baseball, cooking, bowling, painting, fun family events, et cetera.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: During the montage, it starts becoming noticeable that Munchy and
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: Rachel are getting closer and closer. David is starting to
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: resent Munchie, and you can see it turn from summer
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: to fall. Crossfade from the montage montage now to interior
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: daytime kitchen. David is in the kitchen looking through cupboards.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: She keeps ordering more and more wine. You might as
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: well live at a fucking winery.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: At this point, he cracks open a bottle and starts
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: drinking at the kitchen table. The kitchen door fly is open,
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Munchy and Rachel laughing as they walk in, Rachel.
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: I haven't got as much exercise as my wife made
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: me run run into the arms of another lover.
• 20:40
  Speaker 6: Oh so funny.
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: Last time someone called me, buddy, they finished the sentence
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: with looking, Is that right? Yeah? With looking?
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, thank you?
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: All right, I'll take that over again. Last time someone
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: called me, they finished the sentence with looking.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: Oh so funny, so fucking funny, always cracking jokes, aren't you, munchie?
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: You're funny, good at parenting and also a real hit
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: with the ladies. Aren't you hit.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: With the ladies. The last lady was hit because of
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: me is when I was bored. The doctor thought I
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: was so ugly he smacked my mother.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: Oh enough, Munchie, enough.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: David slams his wine bottle on the table.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: What's the no, No more jokes? Because I'm onto you.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: I'm the biggest joke in this.
• 21:29
  Speaker 6: House, Honey, What are you talking about?
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: Cut the crap of Rachel. I don't know why I
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: keep enunciating your name like that, but it's super funny
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: to me. Oh cut the crap of Rachel. I know
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: what's really going on.
• 21:44
  Speaker 6: What the fuck are you talking about, David?
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: Oh me, I'm talking about how you two look at
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: each other. How you too are constantly laughing at about what?
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: Whunchie's constant jokes. Our wife jokes he's never even been married.
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: You mean I don't have to pay alimony anymore? I
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: told the judge of the Alimona here and if you
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: damn it all right? You mean I don't have to
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: pay alimony anymore. I told the judge of the Alimona here,
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: and if she screwed me this much while we were married,
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: we wouldn't have gotten a divorce.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, David pulls out a gun and slowly points that.
• 22:22
  Speaker 10: David, David, calm down. What is it exactly that you
• 22:27
  Speaker 10: think is going on?
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: Oh? You know you're going to replace me, Rachel.
• 22:33
  Speaker 6: There is no replacing you, Dave.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: Well, it seems like Lyle has already replaced me, has
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: any Munchie.
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: You got it all wrong, David, Lyle loves you. I
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: can never replace you. All I want to do is
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: bring it too closer together as a father and son.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: He's a good kid, Yes, I know he's a good kid.
• 22:51
  Speaker 6: Well, then why don't you spend any time with him?
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: I'm busy, Okay, I'm busy. I want to be someone
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: Rachel I want to have a legacy. See Lyle knows
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: I love him.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: Lyle peaks around the corner, but David's body is blocking
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: Lyle from Munchy and Rachel.
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: When's the last time you told him that?
• 23:09
  Speaker 8: Oh?
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: Fuck you, Munchie. You're so high and mighty. You're not perfect. Perfect,
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: You're not perfect. You always talk about your wife, but
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: you don't even respect the sanctity of marriage.
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: That to my wife and our wedding. My wife put
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: an expiration date on our marriage certificate.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: Oh you're fucking Rachel, aren't you what? No, David, No,
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: I heard you to last night in the lab. I
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: heard the sounds of fucking.
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: Oh David, you got it all wrong.
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: Stop lying. One more lie, and I'll kill everybody in
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: this fucking house. Master. No, Igor, how long have you
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: been there? That doesn't matter, you're going to I worked
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: my whole career to create something that people will remember,
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: and the first thing I create fox my wife. Oh, Master,
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: Munchie wouldn't do such a thing. Don't lie. You're not
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: like them, Master.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: It's not what you think.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: It's me.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: David looks confused and hurt.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: What are you saying? I Hunchie fucked me I'm sorry.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: I couldn't hear you. What Hunchie fucked me?
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: It's true.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: She walks towards Eager and extends his hands.
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: Oh man, I did fuck Ego. We're love.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: How did this happen? You've only known each other a
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: few weeks?
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: It just felt when I looked at here he goes eyes,
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: something sparked. And the last time I felt a spark
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: that big, my wife tried to light me on fire.
• 25:06
  Speaker 5: Oh I love him, David, I love him.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: Igor and Munchi embrace each other. David slowly looks down
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: at his hands, with his hands trembling, he drops the gun.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: What am I doing? What have I become?
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, don't be so hot on yourself, David. You've never
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: been under a lot of pressure. I tell you, if
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: I was under the amount of pressure you were, it'd
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: be like making love to my wife.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: Oh thank you, Munchie, thank you, Rachel. I love you.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: Lal comes running in the room.
• 25:45
  Speaker 8: We love you too, Lian.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: David David dad so full of love. It's good to
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: see a family with this much love.
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: The only love I got from my family is when
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: I moved out.
• 26:00
  Speaker 7: Oh it's monchy, it's monchy, telling jokes to the very end.
• 26:10
  Speaker 7: It's Monchy, Monchy, He'll become your best friend.
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: I wasn't gonna tell you talk about pizza, but it's
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: too cheesy. Good night, bokes. That was so good.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: The whole reason I wrote that whole thing is I
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: just wanted to hear you or say he fucked me.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: He's so fucking silly.
• 26:37
  Speaker 9: That was.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's super dark.
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah right, how kind of scary and dark? I just
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: he pulls the gun.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah. So I did one thing that
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: nobody noticed except for Jeff, because I gave Jeff a
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: different script. So when he said boomshaka laka, I put
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: that on his script, or when he said to being
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: a gangster.
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: It just does little things like that.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they were he saw that.
• 27:07
  Speaker 6: I love that. Dvid went from English to normal to English.
• 27:13
  Speaker 10: Yeah, and then Lyle went from cute little kid to
• 27:19
  Speaker 10: Southern accent to like pinoccio.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was fun. That was great. I had a
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: lot of fun. Oh god, damn, that's so funny. Out
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: the gun to Monchy.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: It was me doctor. I was watching the actual movie.
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: Oh what are gonna say?
• 27:46
  Speaker 9: Oh?
• 27:46
  Speaker 6: I love that it goes from Manchi to Munchie in the.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: Steady multiple times, I was like, what was I gonna
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: name him? Yeah, because my whole idea was like it
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: kind of looks like cheetah and a monkey, I guess,
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: or dog.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: I have no idea how to describe him other than like, yeah,
• 28:05
  Speaker 5: Danny Zucho, Ginchilla.
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: I don't know. It's weird.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: I like, how was that segment where he's like, I'm
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: gonna name him Munchie, And then when it came to
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: name and him, he's like, what do you want to
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: be called?
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: I forgot about that little apart, but he just seems
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: like he's a nice person. He's like, well, let him
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: name himself.
• 28:25
  Speaker 9: You know.
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: I love that it's a movie in front of a
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: studio audience, right it turns like it turns into a sitcom.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: I had to do a montage because I was like,
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: this is getting too long, because I had some scenes
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: where like him and Lyle were out like playing baseball,
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: and then he was going shopping with Rachel. But I'm like,
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: this gonna be like a forty minute fucking pig.
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: So I love that would have.
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: Been great, like if it got like a dark and
• 28:47
  Speaker 5: then like Munchie starts like easing in on Rachel and stuff.
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: Right, yeah, it turns into like a thriller.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: And then I was like, oh, it's gonna be funny
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: to hear Ali talk back and forth. I love you,
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: I love you ego. Oh great, Oh that's perfect.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: Oh oh yeah, rid.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: New danger feel to the back. Wow, good job, thank you,
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: that's fun. Thank you everybody for playing with me. Oh
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: they had a lot of fun. And that's a wrap
• 29:20
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• 29:23
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