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- 2:58Speaker 3: But our lead.
- 3:01Speaker 1: Seattle. We go to Seattle to the victor goes to
- 3:04Speaker 1: the parade. Close to a million people the estimated crowd.
- 3:07Speaker 1: I don't know why they didn't include everyone who was
- 3:10Speaker 1: alive in the greater Seattle area, but there's about a
- 3:13Speaker 1: million people, supposedly men, women and children that ditched school
- 3:17Speaker 1: and work and showed up there the celebration the Hawk
- 3:21Speaker 1: Tua as it was their second championship celebration there in
- 3:26Speaker 1: the Pacific Northwest.
- 3:27Speaker 3: So I'm assuming you in that hawk that night.
- 3:31Speaker 1: There was a lot of hawk too at this thing.
- 3:33Speaker 1: I didn't watch the whole thing. I watched some clips
- 3:36Speaker 1: online that was going on, kind of sleeping working the overnight,
- 3:39Speaker 1: but saw enough of it to give you some takes
- 3:43Speaker 1: on it. And fortunately we have boots on the ground,
- 3:47Speaker 1: Mike who listens on kJ R and Seattle, and he
- 3:51Speaker 1: was I don't think he was there. He was watching
- 3:53Speaker 1: the local TV feed and he claims Mike that we
- 3:58Speaker 1: absolutely nailed it on our Bingo card for the championship parade,
- 4:03Speaker 1: that every prediction that we made, everything I tossed out happened.
- 4:08Speaker 1: According to Mike, it was the we're gonna run it
- 4:12Speaker 1: back again comment that happened. Nobody believed in us, happened,
- 4:16Speaker 1: a lot of profanity, a lot of drunk people and
- 4:19Speaker 1: players the parade route.
- 4:22Speaker 3: They had a trophy.
- 4:23Speaker 1: I guess they took it off the buses that wander
- 4:25Speaker 1: around among the crowds. So all of that stuff happened.
- 4:28Speaker 1: Now for many, though, the pinnacle was the speech by
- 4:32Speaker 1: the quarterback Sam Donald. Yes that's Sam Donald, who claimed
- 4:37Speaker 1: he was grateful in a very boring way for the
- 4:41Speaker 1: Seahawks Super Bowl victory. We have a little taste of it.
- 4:43Speaker 1: Here is some of what Sam Darnold had to say.
- 4:46Speaker 1: Let's go to the audio tape, take a listen.
- 4:49Speaker 4: I just want to say I've talked a lot this
- 4:50Speaker 4: last week about belief. A lot of people, you know
- 4:54Speaker 4: it didn't believe in me, but it didn't matter because
- 4:56Speaker 4: the ones that are close believed in me, including y'all
- 4:59Speaker 4: I appreciate so much.
- 5:01Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, that that's the money quote and a good
- 5:05Speaker 1: jumping off point.
- 5:06Speaker 3: So let us discuss the question where do you fall on?
- 5:11Speaker 1: Seahawks quarterback Sam Donald pointing out that a lot of
- 5:14Speaker 1: people didn't believe in him, and then he said that
- 5:19Speaker 1: all you people did. So my thoughts, I've got spirit airlines,
- 5:22Speaker 1: singing Cowboy and the Friars Club, and we're gonna put
- 5:26Speaker 1: all of these things together and make some homemade OUI
- 5:29Speaker 1: gooey cinnamon rolls.
- 5:31Speaker 3: Man. That sounds good, all right, so a sounds delicious.
- 5:34Speaker 1: So let me address Sam Donald directly as a fellow
- 5:38Speaker 1: Orange County guys. Sam Donald grew up in South Orange County,
- 5:42Speaker 1: so let me address him directly from ococ guy. The
- 5:46Speaker 1: reason Sam, that people didn't believe in you is because
- 5:51Speaker 1: you gave people.
- 5:53Speaker 3: No reason to believe in you. Okay.
- 5:56Speaker 1: The distrust was earned, and you were actually given a
- 5:59Speaker 1: lot of early on a lot of belief. You were
- 6:02Speaker 1: drafted very high in the NFL draft, right top five
- 6:04Speaker 1: draft pick, and all that went to sc which at
- 6:07Speaker 1: that time meant something in football power.
- 6:10Speaker 3: Not much anymore, but they used to be They used
- 6:13Speaker 3: to be.
- 6:13Speaker 1: Good but in your body of work in the NFL,
- 6:16Speaker 1: you just haven't done anything. The distrust was earned. This
- 6:19Speaker 1: was not a one semester slump. It didn't fail algebra
- 6:24Speaker 1: and that was it. No, no, no, this was a
- 6:26Speaker 1: lifetime achievement award for Sam Donald in the artistry of
- 6:30Speaker 1: the flop. Okay, it's like a secret menu item at McDonald's,
- 6:35Speaker 1: the McDonald's Sunday, the mcflop with this man and his
- 6:40Speaker 1: report card for Sam Donald in his career was d
- 6:44Speaker 1: D D triple D was his report card deplorable deadbeat
- 6:48Speaker 1: defeat because he was deplorable, played like a deadbeat and
- 6:51Speaker 1: then his team got defeated. That's what happened on an
- 6:53Speaker 1: almost weekly basis. So Donald was running a small airline.
- 6:58Speaker 1: It was a competitor for Spear Airlines. It was called
- 7:00Speaker 1: the Vomit Comet and come fly the Barfy Skies and
- 7:05Speaker 1: that's how it went. And people are trying now and
- 7:07Speaker 1: this is always in it. I don't quite grasp it.
- 7:11Speaker 1: It happens quite a bit. I still don't quite understand it.
- 7:14Speaker 1: Why some people are trying to rewrite history like Sam
- 7:19Speaker 1: Donald was some kind of misunderstood genius as a quarterback,
- 7:23Speaker 1: and he was being held back by the man what
- 7:26Speaker 1: are we doing? Like stop, you realize how stupid you
- 7:32Speaker 1: sound throwing that kind of stuff out. No, Sam Donald
- 7:36Speaker 1: was now the quarterback. He was getting manhandled on a
- 7:39Speaker 1: weekly basis. He was seeing ghosts throwing gifts to linebackers.
- 7:47Speaker 1: Why would anyone again, why would anyone believe? And even now,
- 7:51Speaker 1: like even now after the Super Bowl, the Lombardi Trophy
- 7:56Speaker 1: given out, all of that stuff, Sam Donald is still
- 8:00Speaker 1: on double secret probation. He's he's on probation from the
- 8:04Speaker 1: naughty list. And if you're honest, most Seahawks fans rolled
- 8:09Speaker 1: their eyes when Sam Donald agreed to a contract, like.
- 8:12Speaker 3: What are you doing? What do you please? And so
- 8:17Speaker 3: it wasn't like they believed in him.
- 8:20Speaker 1: And Sam was trying to make it seem in that
- 8:21Speaker 1: soundby like he had this belief among the Seahawks fans.
- 8:24Speaker 3: No, even the.
- 8:26Speaker 1: Front office likely didn't believe in Sam Donald's. Let's be
- 8:28Speaker 1: completely transparent here and the parade was powered the whole
- 8:33Speaker 1: championship thing. Sam Donald was along for the ride, and
- 8:38Speaker 1: that's great. Congratulations game manager Sam Donald, although he really
- 8:43Speaker 1: wasn't this year in many ways. But if you look
- 8:46Speaker 1: at the formula for Seattle. They won with their defense
- 8:49Speaker 1: and then the phantom two point play the Zebra Guardian
- 8:53Speaker 1: Angels of the NFL helping Seattle get home field advantage
- 8:57Speaker 1: throughout the playoffs because they just handed two points to Seattle.
- 9:00Speaker 1: He did not earn against the Rams and one of
- 9:02Speaker 1: the most corrupt calls that has gone unlooked by many.
- 9:07Speaker 3: Not on this show. We're not part of the mainstream.
- 9:09Speaker 1: We're not trying to suck the toes of the NFL,
- 9:11Speaker 1: so we can point out how ridiculous that was in
- 9:14Speaker 1: Week sixteen. Now, Sam Donald, he's one of now thirty
- 9:18Speaker 1: four quarterbacks I am told that have won the Super Bowl.
- 9:21Speaker 1: There have been some that have won a bunch like
- 9:23Speaker 1: Tom Brady, but there are thirty four individual starting quarterbacks.
- 9:26Speaker 3: That have won a Super Bowl. And Donald, though, is
- 9:30Speaker 3: still the kitty table.
- 9:31Speaker 1: He's still he's he's asking Nick Foles, can you pass
- 9:35Speaker 1: the biscuits?
- 9:35Speaker 2: Nick?
- 9:36Speaker 3: Can you?
- 9:36Speaker 1: Pat?
- 9:36Speaker 3: And Joe Flacco can you give me some of the
- 9:39Speaker 3: what is that? That is that garlic? Can I get
- 9:42Speaker 3: some of the gard?
- 9:42Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 9:43Speaker 3: Okay, give me some of the gard?
- 9:43Speaker 1: And Trent Dilford can can you pass the mashed potatoes.
- 9:47Speaker 1: I'd like the mashed potato.
- 9:48Speaker 3: Yeah. So it's a nice story in all all right,
- 9:49Speaker 3: but let's cool your jets.
- 9:50Speaker 1: Okay, literally, cool your jets in this story book. Here
- 9:55Speaker 1: for Sam Donald, he led the NFL in turnovers and
- 9:59Speaker 1: in the Super Bowl. The crowning moment for Sam Darnold,
- 10:03Speaker 1: he had the worst yards per pass of any winning
- 10:06Speaker 1: Super Bowl quarterback of all time, which means he is
- 10:08Speaker 1: the worst winning quarterback based on Super Bowl performance in
- 10:12Speaker 1: the game yards per pass in the history of the
- 10:14Speaker 1: Super Bowl. Congratulations, way to go, Sam. We're proud of you.
- 10:18Speaker 1: We are very proud of you. We didn't believe because
- 10:21Speaker 1: we actually watched you play. Okay, all right now, page two.
- 10:25Speaker 1: Among the other highlights from the parade that I saw,
- 10:29Speaker 1: we saw the Super Bowl MVP Kenneth Walker, who it
- 10:35Speaker 1: would appear tried to negotiate a new contract with the
- 10:39Speaker 1: general manager, John Schneider at the parade.
- 10:43Speaker 3: Now, Schneider, it's hard.
- 10:46Speaker 1: To know if he'll remember any of this, but he
- 10:48Speaker 1: was feeling no pain, the general manager of the Seahawks,
- 10:52Speaker 1: and he said, talking about Kenneth Walker, he tried negotiating
- 10:56Speaker 1: with me five minutes ago.
- 10:57Speaker 3: It was really weird. So Walker who is going.
- 11:01Speaker 1: To be a free agent barring some kind of intervention
- 11:05Speaker 1: by the Seahawks, like a franchise tag or something like that,
- 11:08Speaker 1: which seems pretty outrageous. So Kenneth Walker is said to
- 11:11Speaker 1: be a free agent, and the question is how do
- 11:14Speaker 1: you grade Kenneth Walker attempting to get a new Seahawks contract.
- 11:20Speaker 1: It appears during the Seattle Championship parade. So this was,
- 11:26Speaker 1: I believe, a master class in opportunistic larceny in the
- 11:32Speaker 1: Pacific Northwest.
- 11:34Speaker 3: I love it.
- 11:35Speaker 1: Right, while the rest of the Seahawks are drowning in
- 11:37Speaker 1: a sea of lime green confetti, You've got Kenneth Walker
- 11:41Speaker 1: out there trying to get the bag.
- 11:42Speaker 3: What's in the bag?
- 11:43Speaker 1: Money miney money at Walker in my head, he looked
- 11:47Speaker 1: at the GM John Schneider of the Seahawks, a man
- 11:50Speaker 1: clearly enjoying the victory spirits, if.
- 11:54Speaker 3: You know what I mean, A man whose guard is well.
- 11:58Speaker 3: He wasn't just down. It was in the witness protection program.
- 12:02Speaker 1: And then kevinth Walker, like he saw daylight in the
- 12:05Speaker 1: B gap. He just went for the be gap. And
- 12:07Speaker 1: it reminded me of one of my favorite stories. I've
- 12:09Speaker 1: been a radio a long time. One of my favorite stories.
- 12:11Speaker 1: When I first got into radio, and when I got
- 12:14Speaker 1: into LA radio, I was told this by multiple people.
- 12:18Speaker 3: There was a person.
- 12:19Speaker 1: You don't know who this is, and you know unless
- 12:21Speaker 1: you're old, this person named Gene Autry. He was a
- 12:24Speaker 1: very famous man in American country music. Gene Autry owned
- 12:27Speaker 1: the California Angels, and every was like, oh, the greatest
- 12:30Speaker 1: guy in the world. And Gene Autry is the star
- 12:33Speaker 1: of this little story. Back in the golden age radio
- 12:37Speaker 1: when you could make a lot of money owning radio stations,
- 12:41Speaker 1: and Gene Autry was He was known as the singing cowboy.
- 12:44Speaker 3: That was his shtick.
- 12:45Speaker 1: He was the singing cowboy. And he owned a couple
- 12:47Speaker 1: of big radio stations, owned some stations in Seattle in
- 12:50Speaker 1: LA and he would throw these massive, massive Christmas parties
- 12:57Speaker 1: and he would get a little bit of that holiday
- 13:01Speaker 1: hey you feel me on that little holiday cheer in
- 13:03Speaker 1: his system. And he handed out at least one although
- 13:09Speaker 1: I heard this happen more than one time, like one
- 13:11Speaker 1: hundred percent raise in a contract and he wrote the
- 13:16Speaker 1: whole thing on the back of a cocktail napkin for some.
- 13:20Speaker 5: Dj Remlin's already been more than fourteen.
- 13:34Speaker 1: Oh no, all right, well, so anyway to finish the
- 13:37Speaker 1: to finish the tail here. So so Gene Autry was
- 13:41Speaker 1: on the back of a cocktail napkin. He wrote for
- 13:43Speaker 1: one of his DJs at this campc like he was
- 13:47Speaker 1: bad Santa this lifetime contract and.
- 13:49Speaker 3: He actually honored it. He actually honored the contract.
- 13:54Speaker 1: And so in that respect, Cannibal Walker is a sharp cookie. Like,
- 13:57Speaker 1: you don't negotiate when the general manager is completely sober
- 14:03Speaker 1: and he's got spreadsheets in front of him in his
- 14:06Speaker 1: sterile office or something like that, with a group of.
- 14:08Speaker 3: Nerds around him.
- 14:09Speaker 1: You negotiate when the blood alcohol level is higher than
- 14:14Speaker 1: the salary cap. That's when you negotiate. And Schneider was schnuckered, bamboozled,
- 14:21Speaker 1: and completely defenseless at that point.
- 14:23Speaker 3: So you strike while the iron is hot.
- 14:25Speaker 1: And of course it apparently didn't work, but the attempt
- 14:28Speaker 1: was there. It's brilliant, right, it's ruthless, and it gets
- 14:32Speaker 1: the Malor's seal of approval. Kenneth Walker gets the Mallard's
- 14:35Speaker 1: Seal of approval. All right, Now, last word here, So
- 14:38Speaker 1: you got the Seahawks head coach Mike McDonald who took
- 14:43Speaker 1: shots at a comedian during the parade. This also happened
- 14:47Speaker 1: at the Seahawks championship parade. The comedian drew Ski, he
- 14:53Speaker 1: got some strays, he got some shrapnel here. This following
- 14:57Speaker 1: the famous event that happened a week prior there Jackson
- 15:00Speaker 1: Smith and Jigba had finished up his speech, Drewski. You
- 15:05Speaker 1: might remember they had their incident at NFL Honors and
- 15:09Speaker 1: McDonald barked.
- 15:10Speaker 3: Put some respect on that man's name. Oh my god,
- 15:14Speaker 3: respect now, in case you forgot.
- 15:18Speaker 1: In that viral moment from NFL Honors in the Bay Area,
- 15:22Speaker 1: San Francisco about a week ago.
- 15:24Speaker 3: A little less than.
- 15:24Speaker 1: That, Drewski co presented jsn's Offensive Player of the Year
- 15:31Speaker 1: award and deliberately mispronounced Smith and Jigba.
- 15:36Speaker 3: In fact, he said a word that if I said,
- 15:41Speaker 3: I would not be on the range tomorrow. Yeah. But now,
- 15:44Speaker 3: of course he did it for.
- 15:47Speaker 1: And he got ripped by a handful of people that
- 15:50Speaker 1: have a stick up there tuk us.
- 15:52Speaker 3: Many of them happened to be employed by the Seahawks.
- 15:55Speaker 1: So the question, does Drewski deserve the heat that he
- 16:00Speaker 1: still getting for deliberately mispronouncing the Seahawks star Jackson Smith
- 16:05Speaker 1: and Jacob's name. So the Seahawks coach here, McDaniel or
- 16:11Speaker 1: McDonald rather McDonald is up there acting like a like
- 16:14Speaker 1: a suburban dad defending his kids honor at a PTA meeting,
- 16:20Speaker 1: is what it sounded like. Put some respect on his name.
- 16:22Speaker 1: Give me a break, Seriously. I thought this was sat tire.
- 16:27Speaker 1: I thought, well, that's ai. I'm not gonna fall for that,
- 16:29Speaker 1: but it happened. It's drusky like this, just in to
- 16:33Speaker 1: the Ben Maler Show on Fox Sports Radio. You're gonna
- 16:36Speaker 1: be blown away by this. Nobody else has this content.
- 16:39Speaker 1: The man's a comedian. Now you might not think he's funny,
- 16:41Speaker 1: but he's a comedian. He's paid as a comedian to
- 16:45Speaker 1: stir the pot, and that's it with jokes. He's not
- 16:49Speaker 1: there to read the Encyclopedia Britannica, if that's even still
- 16:52Speaker 1: a thing. This is like going to It's like somebody
- 16:56Speaker 1: going to the Friars Club roast in New York City
- 16:58Speaker 1: and getting mad when someone may your hairline.
- 17:01Speaker 3: Hello, if you.
- 17:02Speaker 1: Can't handle a mispronounced name at some NFL Honors Fugasy
- 17:08Speaker 1: Award show, you are softer than a marshmallow. It's been
- 17:11Speaker 1: in a microwave for five minutes. And your problem should
- 17:14Speaker 1: be with the NFL, who dared hire someone who's a comedian.
- 17:19Speaker 3: And I get the whole Wow, it's us against the world.
- 17:22Speaker 3: That Seahawks. Boy, they boring, by the way, the Seawks
- 17:25Speaker 3: are so boring.
- 17:26Speaker 1: Manfortunately they won't win again or anytime soon, so we
- 17:29Speaker 1: have to worry about it. But if you, if you
- 17:30Speaker 1: are that uptight, go on Timu and buy yourself a
- 17:34Speaker 1: sense of humor.
- 17:35Speaker 3: You can buy them on Timu right now. It's a joke.
- 17:37Speaker 3: It's not some.
- 17:39Speaker 1: Grand global conspiracy and low hanging fruit.
- 17:45Speaker 3: I know we're living in a dimension.
- 17:47Speaker 1: Where feelings are more important than first downs for some
- 17:51Speaker 1: and all that bunch of babies. Back in my day,
- 17:55Speaker 1: Back in my day, if a comedian poked fun at
- 17:58Speaker 1: you and told the.
- 17:58Speaker 3: Joke, you laugh, then you bought them a drink.
- 18:01Speaker 1: Now we've got Mike McDonald acting like he's defending the Alamo,
- 18:06Speaker 1: and I wouldn't do that. You remember how the Alimo ended.
- 18:09Speaker 1: It was not good for those that defended the Alamo.
- 18:11Speaker 1: He did not end very well there.
- 18:13Speaker 3: Anyway. It's embarrassing, is what it is.
- 18:15Speaker 2: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Mellor
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- 19:27Speaker 1: Our lead this hour from pro Bouncy Ball and we
- 19:32Speaker 1: begin with this as we prepare for Influencer Weekend. It's
- 19:36Speaker 1: not All Star weekend, it's Influencer Weekend. The NBA gave up.
- 19:40Speaker 1: They said, listen, this product sucks. Nobody wants to watch it.
- 19:43Speaker 1: Let's just allow a bunch of annoying TikTokers to run
- 19:46Speaker 1: around and then people still won't watch it, but at
- 19:48Speaker 1: least we'll say we're doing something. So there is a
- 19:51Speaker 1: fog of apathy that has covered the NBA.
- 19:55Speaker 3: It is. It's very odd.
- 19:58Speaker 1: Because they're making money, yet it's not a good product.
- 20:03Speaker 1: It's not an entertaining product. And yet you've got grossve
- 20:06Speaker 1: people that are like, well, not that bad, and then
- 20:09Speaker 1: the other people are like, oh, it's pretty bad.
- 20:11Speaker 3: It's not great.
- 20:12Speaker 1: You know this, this is what happens before the bottom
- 20:14Speaker 1: falls out. So the unthinkable, the unimaginable has.
- 20:19Speaker 3: Started to happen. And you might know where I'm going
- 20:22Speaker 3: with this, but maybe not. For a number of years,
- 20:26Speaker 3: it has been.
- 20:27Speaker 1: Tamboo to mention anything negative about the silver tongue devil
- 20:34Speaker 1: who runs the NBA as the leader of the Cartel
- 20:38Speaker 1: of Basketball. Well, the tide is starting to turn against
- 20:40Speaker 1: NBA Commissioner Adam Silver, a handful of media dopes, some
- 20:48Speaker 1: more prominent than others, including at one point a mainstream commentator.
- 20:53Speaker 1: Now he's just a podcast guy. Bill Simmons that they
- 20:56Speaker 1: have started to question whether Adam Silver is the right
- 21:00Speaker 1: person to lead the NBA. So that is a good
- 21:04Speaker 1: jumping off point. Let us discuss the question. We'll keep
- 21:06Speaker 1: it simple because look at the time, thumbs up or
- 21:10Speaker 1: thumbs down, thumbs up or thumbs down, should NBA owners
- 21:15Speaker 1: look to replace the commissioner Adam Silver. So my observations,
- 21:21Speaker 1: I've got the Phantom of the Opera, TSA and Gumbo,
- 21:28Speaker 1: and we will combine all of these things together and
- 21:30Speaker 1: we are gonna go ABC is.
- 21:33Speaker 3: What we're going to do, all right.
- 21:34Speaker 7: So number one, I'm gonna give this one a thumbs up,
- 21:41Speaker 7: a thumbs up on booting the lizard person.
- 21:45Speaker 1: Commissioner Adam Silver has proven to be a total fraud,
- 21:49Speaker 1: a total fraud. He's a glorified accountant who has benefited
- 21:53Speaker 1: from the Peter principle reaching his highest level of incompetence,
- 21:58Speaker 1: and he's just kind of settled in and that's it.
- 22:00Speaker 3: And I wish he had learned from a real commissioner
- 22:03Speaker 3: like David Stern. But unfortunately he didn't.
- 22:05Speaker 1: And there's dumb people that act like Adam Silver is
- 22:09Speaker 1: a genius all because of the television.
- 22:12Speaker 3: Money that keeps going up up on away. Please, all right,
- 22:18Speaker 3: let me tell you something right now.
- 22:19Speaker 1: I consulted with my guy Fergdog and he confirmed to
- 22:23Speaker 1: me that you could put Patrick Starr in the NBA
- 22:27Speaker 1: headquarters on Fifth Avenue and have Patrick Starr drool all
- 22:32Speaker 1: over the desk for eight hours a day and the
- 22:36Speaker 1: networks would still dump billions right there in the office building.
- 22:42Speaker 1: In a streaming world. Professional sports is an idiot proof business.
- 22:48Speaker 1: Now It's not going to always be like this once
- 22:51Speaker 1: the younger generations get in charge. They don't like sports
- 22:53Speaker 1: as much as the older generations, and that's part of
- 22:56Speaker 1: the greed of the professional sports industrial complex. They have
- 23:00Speaker 1: been able to convince enough younger people to like sports
- 23:03Speaker 1: the way the older generations did.
- 23:05Speaker 3: But right now it works.
- 23:07Speaker 1: It sells itself despite the leadership, not because.
- 23:11Speaker 3: Of the leadership. Do you feel me on that? It's not.
- 23:15Speaker 1: It's despite the people in charge, not because of the
- 23:18Speaker 1: people in charge. And under Adam Silver's guardianship, if you will,
- 23:23Speaker 1: the NBA has become the only business on Earth where
- 23:27Speaker 1: the product calls in sick more than the customers.
- 23:30Speaker 3: It's wild. It's so crazy.
- 23:33Speaker 1: People pay hundreds of dollars, paying five hundred bucks for
- 23:37Speaker 1: a ticket because they want to watch Wemby or Luco
- 23:42Speaker 1: or Lebron.
- 23:43Speaker 3: And what do you get.
- 23:45Speaker 1: You get, Like the case of Lebron, you get a
- 23:46Speaker 1: dnp old or some phantom injury. And then you also get,
- 23:52Speaker 1: as an added bonus, a middle finger from the box
- 23:55Speaker 1: office is what you get. Their customer service model at
- 23:57Speaker 1: the NBA is yeah, we heard your complain, Now go
- 24:01Speaker 1: kick rocks, get out of here, you losers. So yeah,
- 24:04Speaker 1: get get rid of Adam Silver. Right, what's the what's
- 24:07Speaker 1: the downside of it? Like, seriously, what's the downside of it?
- 24:11Speaker 1: Make me be interim commissioner the Mather Doctor. The first
- 24:14Speaker 1: thing I do on day number one.
- 24:17Speaker 3: Where I've.
- 24:20Speaker 1: Everything, okayler renon, first thing I do, Okay, first thing
- 24:23Speaker 1: I do here is I stop fleecing the fans.
- 24:27Speaker 3: I do that. It's I know it's a copycat league
- 24:29Speaker 3: and all that.
- 24:29Speaker 1: So the NBA should rip off the Phantom of the
- 24:33Speaker 1: opera back.
- 24:34Speaker 3: In the day, Wicked, the Book of Mormon on Broadway.
- 24:39Speaker 1: If the headliner is absent because of illness, vacation, or
- 24:45Speaker 1: any other reason, you are entitled to a full refund
- 24:51Speaker 1: or exchange. This is a long standing but not widely
- 24:56Speaker 1: advertised norm on Broadway in Manhattan. So when it really
- 25:01Speaker 1: killed the NBA, they'd lose a couple of bucks. Most
- 25:05Speaker 1: people wouldn't even take advantage of it. Most people are
- 25:08Speaker 1: so lazy. So I got to fill out a thing
- 25:10Speaker 1: on my phone and then I get another ticket.
- 25:13Speaker 3: I don't want to do that. I forget it. I
- 25:15Speaker 3: don't want to go.
- 25:16Speaker 1: So yeah, they'd lose a few bucks. However, they would
- 25:18Speaker 1: gain goodwill. They gain goodwill. They gained the trust to
- 25:22Speaker 1: people that spend money to go to these games, and
- 25:26Speaker 1: that's worth something. There's some value in that, because right
- 25:29Speaker 1: now they look like a bunch of dopes and dingle
- 25:31Speaker 1: berries and.
- 25:32Speaker 3: All that now.
- 25:33Speaker 1: Page two to the leftovers Department. The leftovers department, circling
- 25:37Speaker 1: back to the NBA trade deadline. The NBA trade deadline.
- 25:41Speaker 1: One name that we had highlighted as a stone cold
- 25:46Speaker 1: lock to be traded and wasn't traded, is miffed by
- 25:52Speaker 1: the whole situation.
- 25:53Speaker 3: We're talking about. Grizzly star Jah Morant. Did you see this? Okay?
- 25:57Speaker 1: Yeah, Jah Morant, who was said to be shocked that
- 26:03Speaker 1: no team, no team wanted him this season. And according
- 26:08Speaker 1: to what we were reading here, there's a major wake
- 26:11Speaker 1: up call for Jahn Morant, and now he's committed to
- 26:15Speaker 1: restoring his value.
- 26:18Speaker 3: A great comeback story. So the question how much stock?
- 26:23Speaker 1: All right, how much stock do you put in Grizzly
- 26:25Speaker 1: star Ja Morant changing his ways because he's baffled that
- 26:31Speaker 1: he became untradable at the deadline.
- 26:35Speaker 3: So how much stock do I put?
- 26:37Speaker 1: I put a pinch of salt. I don't you want
- 26:42Speaker 1: to put the whole thing, the whole shaker, put the
- 26:44Speaker 1: whole I.
- 26:44Speaker 3: Don't care put the whole thing in Jaws.
- 26:47Speaker 1: Talent nuclear his judgment in a smartphone world, he is
- 26:54Speaker 1: a flip phone when it comes in fact, I would
- 26:56Speaker 1: even argue rotary phone when it comes to judgment. The
- 27:00Speaker 1: NBA's mantra, all these professional sports leagues of the mantras,
- 27:03Speaker 1: you never give up on talent.
- 27:05Speaker 3: You never give up on.
- 27:05Speaker 1: Talent ever, unless the talent keeps giving up on itself. Now,
- 27:11Speaker 1: Jahn Morant basically put himself on the basketball version of
- 27:15Speaker 1: a TSA no fly list. Radioactive right, radioactive Ja Morant,
- 27:21Speaker 1: he's a radioactive asset.
- 27:23Speaker 3: Contract too big, baggage, just too heavy even for the NBA.
- 27:29Speaker 1: I mean, there's guys who have done some really nasty stuff,
- 27:33Speaker 1: which actually worse than what John Moran's done, and they're
- 27:35Speaker 1: playing in the NBA.
- 27:36Speaker 3: But Jahn Morant, now, they're not gonna talk him. They're
- 27:39Speaker 3: not gonna go there now.
- 27:40Speaker 1: As for the Great Awakening, all right, this is a
- 27:43Speaker 1: spin off of the A and E franchise Beyond Scared Straight.
- 27:48Speaker 1: It's a spin off. It's called Beyond self Aware starring
- 27:52Speaker 1: Ja Morant. Beyond self Aware three seasons now removed. You
- 27:57Speaker 1: realize we're three seasons removed from that after glow of
- 28:01Speaker 1: the All Star Game appearances, the all NBA stuff. And
- 28:04Speaker 1: so when you look at those two years, he's a
- 28:06Speaker 1: two hit wonder, not a one hit wonder. John Moran
- 28:08Speaker 1: a two hit wonder. And that's about it. The highlights
- 28:12Speaker 1: when he plays hadn't played that much, but when he plays,
- 28:15Speaker 1: they still pop pogo stick athleticism, which is great and electric,
- 28:20Speaker 1: exciting player to watch, good ballplayer when you're watching as
- 28:23Speaker 1: a fan. The availability is a skill that's lacking, and
- 28:28Speaker 1: the reliability is a currency which is also lacking. So
- 28:32Speaker 1: you keep waiting for that epiphany. While Jaw lives in
- 28:36Speaker 1: his own world, he lives somewhere up in the wackadoodle land,
- 28:42Speaker 1: and where he lives, consequences are optional and all that,
- 28:46Speaker 1: and apologies are not worth the bandwidth they took to
- 28:51Speaker 1: send the apologies.
- 28:52Speaker 3: You might remember.
- 28:53Speaker 1: The great and the incident in Denver there with the
- 28:57Speaker 1: strippers and the guns and all that. Then he they
- 29:00Speaker 1: sent him to some for Gaysey rehab by and then
- 29:06Speaker 1: he came back and like, did the same stuff. It
- 29:08Speaker 1: was the whole thing was so stupid. Did the same
- 29:10Speaker 1: thing again or close to it. But I'll believe there's
- 29:13Speaker 1: some kind of great real life, real world switcheroo.
- 29:19Speaker 3: When this lasts longer than an NBA road trip.
- 29:22Speaker 1: Until then, it's a tee situation, talented entertaining enigma.
- 29:29Speaker 2: All right.
- 29:29Speaker 1: Meanwhile, we go now final point to the Bay area
- 29:33Speaker 1: where the Warriors recently said bye bye, bye bye. They
- 29:37Speaker 1: said bye bye to Jonathan Kaminga. It was traded. We
- 29:42Speaker 1: were on the air that night. It was broadcasting from
- 29:44Speaker 1: the remote studio in San Francisco, and a little bit
- 29:48Speaker 1: before the show Cominga was traded to the Atlanta Hawks
- 29:51Speaker 1: for the often injured Unicorn. So there was a story
- 29:57Speaker 1: this is a good start. I love this guy. This
- 29:58Speaker 1: like NBA the These stories are better than the product
- 30:01Speaker 1: on the court, which says a lot about the NBA.
- 30:03Speaker 1: But the story is that the Warriors and Jonathan Kaminga
- 30:06Speaker 1: reached a tense They call it a flare up.
- 30:10Speaker 3: In the story, they call it a flare up.
- 30:13Speaker 1: You could use some other verbiage on this, but this
- 30:16Speaker 1: was in December when Jonathan Kaminga missed a team event
- 30:20Speaker 1: and was told that someone around him was taking too
- 30:25Speaker 1: much food from the family room so barely they had
- 30:29Speaker 1: a hall monitor, and somebody was getting too many snacks,
- 30:33Speaker 1: and somebody a deep throat for the Warriors then rated
- 30:37Speaker 1: out Jonathan Kminga well. The Warriors traded him to the
- 30:41Speaker 1: Hawks for Christops. Porzingis who I saw sitting.
- 30:45Speaker 3: On the bench. I was watching some of the Golden
- 30:46Speaker 3: State game with the Spurs.
- 30:49Speaker 1: I had it on the background. He was sitting on
- 30:50Speaker 1: the bench. Porzingis there. He's got an expiring contract.
- 30:54Speaker 3: Now.
- 30:55Speaker 1: The reporting says that the disconnect between the player and
- 30:59Speaker 1: the Warriors had grown so petty, so petty by that point,
- 31:04Speaker 1: and then the news came out about this food fetish
- 31:09Speaker 1: situation thing of a jig, the what you mnna call it,
- 31:12Speaker 1: and even Steph Curry, the most boring man on the planet,
- 31:17Speaker 1: Steph Curry offered what was essentially an eye roll in response.
- 31:23Speaker 1: His response was, I'm sorry, bro, this is ridiculous.
- 31:28Speaker 3: Go be great. That's it. That's all he said.
- 31:32Speaker 1: That's nine words, nine words, and that's it. So the question,
- 31:37Speaker 1: because of that, Steph Curry is being praised for being
- 31:41Speaker 1: a class act and defending a former Golden State Warriors teammate,
- 31:45Speaker 1: Jonathan Kaminga.
- 31:47Speaker 3: Is that how you see it?
- 31:48Speaker 1: Does Steph Curry deserve praise for saying, I'm sorry, bro,
- 31:53Speaker 1: this is ridiculous, Go be great.
- 31:58Speaker 3: So the long answer is no.
- 32:02Speaker 1: The short answer is me shaking my head like it's exhausting.
- 32:07Speaker 1: Like now we're handing out class act metals to Stephan
- 32:11Speaker 1: Curry because of an Instagram post that is nine words
- 32:14Speaker 1: long about Jonathan Kaminga. That's where we are right now.
- 32:17Speaker 1: The bars at that point. Okay, it's like a nice
- 32:21Speaker 1: Hallmark card. You can go up to Vermont and shoot
- 32:24Speaker 1: a Hallmark card and put a jump shot on it
- 32:27Speaker 1: and all that stuff.
- 32:27Speaker 3: The whole thing with the Golden State.
- 32:29Speaker 1: Warrior is the food room drama, the.
- 32:33Speaker 3: Leaks about that.
- 32:34Speaker 1: It's so great, the Cold War so dramatic, simmering like
- 32:39Speaker 1: a big giant tub of bad gumbo, just sitting there
- 32:44Speaker 1: for months and simmering and bubbling up.
- 32:46Speaker 3: And all that. Now we're pretending Steph just discovered empathy.
- 32:51Speaker 1: All right, that's gluten free. By the way, I would
- 32:54Speaker 1: argue the word I will use on this one. I
- 32:56Speaker 1: love words. I didn't love words. I wish I love
- 32:58Speaker 1: words in school. I've loved words since I got out
- 33:00Speaker 1: of school. I hated words in school, I hated math.
- 33:02Speaker 1: I hated words.
- 33:03Speaker 3: But as an adult, I guess I'm an adult.
- 33:05Speaker 1: I talk about athletes, I talk about balls all the time.
- 33:09Speaker 1: But it is performative. My word is performative. Is the
- 33:13Speaker 1: word I will use on this It's a polite shrug.
- 33:16Speaker 1: While the team that Steph Curry is the face of
- 33:20Speaker 1: is leaking petty stuff. I'm gonna go out on a
- 33:24Speaker 1: limb and say, Jonathan Kaminga was not the one leaking
- 33:27Speaker 1: that that that came from the Warriors, and we traded
- 33:29Speaker 1: this guy, this guy was so out of control that
- 33:32Speaker 1: he was even eating too much kettle corn.
- 33:35Speaker 3: He was hoarding the kettle corn.
- 33:37Speaker 1: He had bad etiquette at the buffet, bad buffet etiquette.
- 33:41Speaker 1: Gotta get rid of him, all right. Keep in mind
- 33:47Speaker 1: my theory, and I'm never wrong about this. If Steph
- 33:50Speaker 1: Curry truly wanted Jonathan Kaminga to still be in the
- 33:52Speaker 1: Bay Area, he'd still be there. Superstars move mountains in
- 33:57Speaker 1: that business. And Kaminga was stuck in a basketball detention
- 34:03Speaker 1: and living in the penalty box of Steve Kerr, and
- 34:07Speaker 1: everyone knew that eventually he was going to get out.
- 34:10Speaker 1: He was supposed to be traded Kaminga before the year,
- 34:12Speaker 1: and they kept him around till the trade deadline. But
- 34:15Speaker 1: STEP's quote, it's a nice cologne, it's an expensive cologne,
- 34:20Speaker 1: and it's being sprayed right over a dumpster.
- 34:23Speaker 3: Smells nice.
- 34:25Speaker 1: However, the trash is still still there. It's still there.
- 34:29Speaker 2: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller
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- 34:35Speaker 3: Here we go, Here we go, Here we go in
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- 34:38Speaker 2: To the third degree, This is one big event gets
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- 34:45Speaker 5: Cool.
- 34:45Speaker 1: But by the way, I did see the Great slug
- 34:47Speaker 1: the hostess with the Moses.
- 34:48Speaker 3: Who guess it's a great name.
- 34:49Speaker 1: I didn't see this until a second ago, The great
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- 34:54Speaker 1: not world b Free, but a great name.
- 34:56Speaker 3: All right, Cooper, what do we have here?
- 34:58Speaker 5: Deshaun Watson has started his growing program as he looks
- 35:01Speaker 5: to regain the starting job in Cleveland. A new Brown's coach,
- 35:04Speaker 5: Todd Munkin has expressed interest in working with Watson. Ben,
- 35:07Speaker 5: do you think there's any chance that he starts for Cleveland?
- 35:11Speaker 1: A lot of people would have to have ankle injuries
- 35:14Speaker 1: and knee injuries. No, I think there's a better chance
- 35:18Speaker 1: that they just get rid of him and he's not
- 35:20Speaker 1: even on the team next year than he's actually.
- 35:22Speaker 3: Playing for the Browns.
- 35:23Speaker 1: But it is the Cleveland Browns, and they are the
- 35:26Speaker 1: poop emoji team, the Cleveland Browns, so's it's a very
- 35:31Speaker 1: I'd say it's a less than ten percent chance they
- 35:33Speaker 1: go with Deshaun Watson. But they don't really have a quarterback.
- 35:35Speaker 1: Sure Sanders sucks, so it's not like they have anybody
- 35:38Speaker 1: who's any good.
- 35:39Speaker 5: All right, next, Dan Quinn met with the media on
- 35:42Speaker 5: Tuesday and said he expects the offense to look different
- 35:44Speaker 5: with Jayden Daniels going under center more often, with David
- 35:48Speaker 5: Bloun now calling the plays. Ben, do you think the
- 35:51Speaker 5: Commanders can get back to being contenders in the NFC?
- 35:56Speaker 1: Well, they were a fluke team when they got to
- 35:58Speaker 1: the Final four. They were not They played much like
- 36:01Speaker 1: the Patriots this year, played a soft schedule and they
- 36:04Speaker 1: took advantage of it, and Washington took advantage of it.
- 36:06Speaker 3: And then went after Burners and get got there.
- 36:11Speaker 1: I would say they're a middleweight team in the NFC,
- 36:14Speaker 1: that they're gonna be right around eight or nine wins,
- 36:18Speaker 1: and we don't. I they can make some great moves
- 36:20Speaker 1: this offseason, but right now you're asking me, right now,
- 36:22Speaker 1: Coop the answers. I see them as an eight or
- 36:23Speaker 1: nine win team in a pretty blot NFC East. The
- 36:28Speaker 1: Cowboys are no good, the Giants are no good. Philadelphia
- 36:31Speaker 1: is on the way down, so it's not a great division.
- 36:33Speaker 3: Next.
- 36:34Speaker 5: Former number one pick Kenyon Martin recently went off on
- 36:36Speaker 5: NBA team's tanking, saying, quote, this disgusting display of non
- 36:40Speaker 5: competitive organizations. I think it's awful for the game. I
- 36:43Speaker 5: think it's awful for sports. Something has to be done, Ben.
- 36:46Speaker 5: What can be done?
- 36:48Speaker 1: Well, you get rid of Adam Silver because he's allowed
- 36:51Speaker 1: this to happen, So you got to get rid of him,
- 36:53Speaker 1: and I would get I would consider getting rid of
- 36:55Speaker 1: the lottery.
- 36:57Speaker 3: Or they've tried to tweak it, but it's really the culture.
- 37:00Speaker 1: Of the NBA. They embrace it. The people that work
- 37:03Speaker 1: in that business embrace It's really sad.
- 37:04Speaker 3: How did we do? Cupolo?
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- 37:21Speaker 2: to listen live. It's now time for.
- 37:25Speaker 3: Time for Horry Horry Honey. Wait ask Ben Twitter, send
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- 37:34Speaker 3: go sign now for ask Ben.
- 37:37Speaker 1: Your questions are answers and for the reading of the questions,
- 37:41Speaker 1: we go over to the coopo loop.
- 37:44Speaker 5: All right, We're gonna start off with a question from
- 37:46Speaker 5: Ferg Dog. Hi, Ferg Dog, you would like to know
- 37:50Speaker 5: do you like driving with the windows up or down? Yeah?
- 37:54Speaker 1: The only time I really drive with the windows down
- 37:57Speaker 1: is if I'm near the ocean, or if I'm driving
- 37:58Speaker 1: through Gilroy to smell the garlic. Other than that, the
- 38:01Speaker 1: windows are almost always up, you know, summertime.
- 38:05Speaker 3: Sometimes I used to have a car with a sun
- 38:07Speaker 3: roof that was kind of cool for a while. That
- 38:09Speaker 3: futs around with that.
- 38:10Speaker 1: But normally the windows are up only if I'm near
- 38:12Speaker 1: the beach or where it smells like garlic.
- 38:15Speaker 5: What about you, Lorena, I agree, location matters. If it's
- 38:18Speaker 5: too windy or cold, though, or I'm on the freeway,
- 38:20Speaker 5: always windows up.
- 38:22Speaker 1: Well, there's a on my way home from the studios,
- 38:26Speaker 1: I go through this stretch of factories in La where
- 38:29Speaker 1: they I can literally smell the chemicals even with the
- 38:32Speaker 1: air condesting on. I can't imagine if I had my
- 38:35Speaker 1: windows open. I don't know what kind of junks.
- 38:38Speaker 3: In the air there. But they do it all overnight
- 38:39Speaker 3: when everyone's sleeping. But I'm not sleeping.
- 38:41Speaker 5: What about you, Coop, I only open up the windows.
- 38:49Speaker 3: When we share.
- 38:52Speaker 5: Yes, there we go, perfects. You put it perfectly. Yeah.
- 38:57Speaker 5: Other than that, the windows.
- 38:58Speaker 1: Are up, I hear you right and very you all
- 39:01Speaker 1: have great tinted windows.
- 39:03Speaker 3: I don't have the tinted windows like that. You have
- 39:05Speaker 3: epic tinted windows. What is next? What do we have here?
- 39:10Speaker 5: I'll just say this real quick. The King Rory nobody
- 39:13Speaker 5: prefers miracle Whip. Moving on, rushing Robin the three two
- 39:20Speaker 5: one wants to know who is your favorite cartoon character.
- 39:24Speaker 1: Well, I think Rob, your SpongeBob was amazing. It was
- 39:28Speaker 1: a great call by you, Rob. It really depends when
- 39:31Speaker 1: I was a kid. I live in the Stone Age,
- 39:34Speaker 1: so it was like the Flintstones and the Jetsons when
- 39:36Speaker 1: I was a kid. But as an adult, like Homer
- 39:37Speaker 1: Simpson obviously, but I enjoy cartoons.
- 39:41Speaker 3: I'm like the old dude watching cartoons. I don't mind them.
- 39:44Speaker 3: I think they're fun.
- 39:46Speaker 1: The Family Guy's been great. I don't watch it every week,
- 39:48Speaker 1: but every one so all watch it.
- 39:49Speaker 3: What about you, Lorena?
- 39:50Speaker 5: I know you would think my answer would be something Disney,
- 39:53Speaker 5: But as a kid, my favorite cartoon was Sailor Moon.
- 39:57Speaker 3: Okay, I got you. Oh couple of Tom and Jerry
- 40:01Speaker 3: when he was a kid.
- 40:03Speaker 5: No, I'm not that old.
- 40:05Speaker 3: Uh.
- 40:06Speaker 5: My favorite cartoon character, like I guess it's like now,
- 40:09Speaker 5: I'd have to say BoJack Horseman, great character.
- 40:12Speaker 3: Uh. You liked that for a while though, right, did
- 40:15Speaker 3: you like that.
- 40:15Speaker 5: For yeah, yeah, I mean it is it is an
- 40:17Speaker 5: old show. Now that's a fantastic show.
- 40:20Speaker 1: Uh.
- 40:20Speaker 5: But like as a kid, I want to say, like
- 40:25Speaker 5: maybe like hey Arnold, I like I like Arnold guys.
- 40:29Speaker 1: But for me, like it was a big deal as
- 40:31Speaker 1: a kid. If you're around my age, the Saturday Morning
- 40:33Speaker 1: cartoons were massive, Like.
- 40:36Speaker 3: That was you know that's a that's all the cartoons
- 40:39Speaker 3: on Saturday Morning. He was all so good as a kid.
- 40:41Speaker 5: Man ash ash ketch him Pokemon, Pokemon. Yeah, that was
- 40:46Speaker 5: Saturday Morning.
- 40:48Speaker 3: All right, what's next? What do we got? It's ask Ben.
- 40:50Speaker 3: Your questions are answers.
- 40:52Speaker 5: This is a good one. I like this donkey sausage.
- 40:53Speaker 5: Wants to know how dark? How dark do you like
- 40:56Speaker 5: your toast?
- 40:59Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 40:59Speaker 1: I don't really eat breakfast food that much, but when
- 41:01Speaker 1: I do eat breakfast food, I don't want it. Like
- 41:05Speaker 1: the meat I eat is the color of the tires
- 41:08Speaker 1: on my car that I don't want that with the toast.
- 41:11Speaker 3: But I it's kind of a sweet spot.
- 41:13Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not like Jim Nance where I take
- 41:15Speaker 1: a photo of it like it's gotta be well done.
- 41:19Speaker 1: But there's a sweet spot if you know what I mean,
- 41:21Speaker 1: Like it's on the darker side the toast, but not
- 41:25Speaker 1: not too much.
- 41:25Speaker 3: What about you, Raine?
- 41:26Speaker 5: Oh yeah, chocolate?
- 41:28Speaker 3: Okay, there you go? Cool? What really?
- 41:31Speaker 1: Uh?
- 41:32Speaker 5: I like darker toast, but like a brown or too
- 41:36Speaker 5: dark brown? If it's if it's like black, that's that's
- 41:38Speaker 5: that's too it's too charred.
- 41:42Speaker 3: Okay, all right, very important to be like Jim Nansen.
- 41:46Speaker 3: Have a photo your toast. What's next?
- 41:48Speaker 5: It's a it's a number four on my toaster setting.
- 41:50Speaker 5: That's what I That's what I like.
- 41:52Speaker 3: Number four, number four.
- 41:57Speaker 5: All right, let's see Wayne and Delute, who I've never
- 42:02Speaker 5: seen work. Wants to know are the majority of your
- 42:06Speaker 5: callers mentally ill?
- 42:10Speaker 1: What is your definition of mentally ill? Didn't they Ronald
- 42:14Speaker 1: Reagan in the eighties closed all the mental hospitals otherwise
- 42:17Speaker 1: I wouldn't have a job.
- 42:17Speaker 3: What are you talking about? Come on? My people couldn't
- 42:20Speaker 3: talk to me. Come on, I love these are the
- 42:23Speaker 3: greatest characters.
- 42:24Speaker 1: I'm so lucky these people they find me, these guys,
- 42:26Speaker 1: I love them, every one of these knuckleheags my people.
- 42:30Speaker 3: These are my friends.
- 42:31Speaker 5: Kevin would like to know have you ever been to
- 42:33Speaker 5: a metal or punk concert.
- 42:36Speaker 1: No, I've only been to a few concerts. I've never
- 42:38Speaker 1: been to one of those. What about you, Lorena, what's the.
- 42:41Speaker 5: One warp tour? I think that counts. I've been to
- 42:43Speaker 5: Warp Tour, Yes, yes, many metal, a couple couple punk shows.
- 42:51Speaker 5: Metal is my favorite.
- 42:52Speaker 3: Arby Metal Coop. What's next?
- 42:53Speaker 5: Alfie? Alin Opiner wants to know. Do you enjoy cooking shows?
- 43:00Speaker 1: Not as much as my wife, who watches them all
- 43:02Speaker 1: the time. I used to like them occasionally, but she
- 43:05Speaker 1: loves like British.
- 43:06Speaker 3: Baking Show and I'm not that into it. What about you, Lorena?
- 43:09Speaker 5: I love cooking shows, but I just can't.
- 43:10Speaker 1: Cook all right?
- 43:12Speaker 3: Cool some of them.
- 43:13Speaker 5: I like the competition cooking shows.
- 43:16Speaker 3: Well, anything with competition. Yes, the way to do it
- 43:19Speaker 3: is to do a competition.
- 43:21Speaker 2: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller
- 43:23Speaker 2: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.