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The Shaw Report - Always Secure Your Pole · Lisa & Russell

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  Speaker 1: The Sure Report on ninety six air FM. This is
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  Speaker 1: something of a switcheroo case. Kanye West is being sued
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  Speaker 1: by the paparazzi Bauer Griffin, known as Hollywood Hunt Club
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  Speaker 1: allegeds Kanye used an unauthorized audio clip from a twenty
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  Speaker 1: thirteen paparazzi confrontation in his song where they act, Claiming
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  Speaker 1: copyright infringement. Bauer Griffin argues the defendants should have been
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  Speaker 1: aware of the need to license the audio. I think
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  Speaker 1: karanne is using the how does it feel defend now?
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  Speaker 1: You know, people who watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians
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  Speaker 1: will be familiar with the very top matriarch of that gang,
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  Speaker 1: Christian's mother, MJ or Chris has made the sad announcement
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  Speaker 1: today that MJ Marry Jo Shannon has passed away. She
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  Speaker 1: was ninety one. She had a good Innix. Warner Brothers
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  Speaker 1: Pictures has officially delayed the new Batman movie. The Batman
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  Speaker 1: Part Two with Robert Pattinson as Batman, was due out
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  Speaker 1: next October. It's now been pushed back to February twenty
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  Speaker 1: twenty eight. Have a bad feeling about this movie. It
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  Speaker 1: seems to be just surrounded in yeah, I will just
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  Speaker 1: push it back a bit. Oh yeah, it was going
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  Speaker 1: to be and it he's dropped out. Get to a
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  Speaker 1: point where we're just like, there's been that many Batman
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  Speaker 1: I think there's been more Batman movies than there were
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  Speaker 1: Adam West Batman either episodes. I think. So I just
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  Speaker 1: got this weird feeling it's never going to quite eventuate.
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  Speaker 1: They say the apple doesn't fall far from the tree,
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  Speaker 1: and then sometimes it rolls into a whole new orchard.
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  Speaker 1: Michael Jackson's daughter, Paris Jackson, markets herself as an actress,
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  Speaker 1: a model, and also a singer. During a recent show,
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  Speaker 1: she covered Blind Melon's early nineties hit No Rain. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just going to leave it here for you to decide
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  Speaker 1: for yourself. Yeah, that could have been anybody the karaoke
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  Speaker 1: bar back in the nineties. Goodn't that's no, i'mber say, Amissa.
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  Speaker 1: A cautionary tail from the US this morning for all
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  Speaker 1: the budding pole dancers out there. A Texas woman accidentally
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  Speaker 1: flooded not just her own apartment, but the one below
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  Speaker 1: hers after her pole dancing practice went awry, and of
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  Speaker 1: course it was caught on camera and the video has
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  Speaker 1: gone viral. Ashirt Gilbert was recording herself practicing a new
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  Speaker 1: move on the pole in her lounge room when the
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  Speaker 1: top of it the pole suddenly dislodged, slid across the
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  Speaker 1: ceiling and took out the fire sprinkler. And immediately I'm
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  Speaker 1: in shark because I'm like, oh my gosh, this cannot
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  Speaker 1: be happening to me. It wasn't even a thought that
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  Speaker 1: it could possibly hit the sprink clear, yeah, but it did.
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  Speaker 1: This golden rule always secure your pole. Yes, This sucond
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  Speaker 1: leashed a massive torrent of water, which sad her and
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  Speaker 1: her dog running and quickly flooded her apartment and her
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  Speaker 1: downstairs neighbors. Asher says when her friend had had set
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  Speaker 1: the pole up, they failed to properly anchor it to
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  Speaker 1: the floor or to the ceiling, just wedging it in.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, wedging get into the space between the ceiling
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  Speaker 1: and the floor would do. Of course it didn't do.
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  Speaker 1: And now people who've watched the video are online are
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  Speaker 1: suggesting that Ash's new pole dadser names should perhaps be
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  Speaker 1: Misty Rain. It's actually the possibilities arend us. They are