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ICYMI: Hard Launches, Debbie Downers & The Mint Green Dress · Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge

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  Speaker 1: Hi, guys, Welcome to another episode of Two Teas in
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  Speaker 1: a Pod with Teddy Mellencap and Tamra Judge.
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  Speaker 2: We drop a lot of episodes per week talking all
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  Speaker 2: things Bravo, so.
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  Speaker 3: We know it's hard to keep up. Here are the
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  Speaker 3: best moments you missed this week. Dolores Catania, I can't
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  Speaker 3: with you. It does look white?
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  Speaker 4: Does this look waite too? It does? Shut up? No,
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  Speaker 4: it doesn't.
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  Speaker 3: No, it doesn't. Give me a stand up and give
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  Speaker 3: me a twirl. I mean, okay, does it seem like
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  Speaker 3: a dark color?
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  Speaker 5: Nobody's it wasn't supposed to be dark? She wanted all
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  Speaker 5: shut up? I see you side dining. Who Matt is
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  Speaker 5: sitting there talking shit? No I'm not there, okay, who
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  Speaker 5: was like, I'm just looking at my frunt bown And
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  Speaker 5: now I know how everyone feels they get paranoid on
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  Speaker 5: these shows, Like I've never been paranoid.
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  Speaker 4: People making fun of my can you imagine?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, so tell me before I mean, before we start.
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  Speaker 2: We got to talk about the controversy of the dress,
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  Speaker 2: which I'm so.
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  Speaker 3: Glad you wore it because I can tell it's like
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  Speaker 3: a mint green.
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  Speaker 4: I love, No, I love.
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  Speaker 5: This is called liquid organza my dress. When I walked
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  Speaker 5: in the church, when I oh the diet, you have
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  Speaker 5: to do that to me? When I was walking down
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  Speaker 5: the aisle in the church, and it was like the
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  Speaker 5: the cameras were flashing at me.
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  Speaker 4: This dress looked like liquid. It is beautiful.
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  Speaker 2: So did your did little Frank or his wife have
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  Speaker 2: an issue with the dress?
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  Speaker 5: No, everybody wore pastels. I wore the same color as Gabby.
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  Speaker 5: She didn't even pick the girl's wedding dresses. She said,
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  Speaker 5: pick whatever you want and get a pastel color.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, because let's here's here's some of the comments.
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  Speaker 2: Should we read them?
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  Speaker 3: I know them.
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  Speaker 4: They're like corny.
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  Speaker 3: Dolores trying to out do the bride with that dress.
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  Speaker 4: Wait, can I say something?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, her theme was out do the bride? Are you serious?
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  Speaker 5: But who could out do the bride? Who could out
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  Speaker 5: do the bride? She's this stunning little model. She doesn't
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  Speaker 5: even have her waist?
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  Speaker 3: Is this hig?
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  Speaker 4: She's thirty one years old. I wouldn't even try to
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  Speaker 4: out do her. I don't care. Twenty thirty years from now,
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  Speaker 4: I'm not outdoing her.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I can't believe this got so much. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: the pull. You have Dolores for a tinge of a
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  Speaker 3: green dress.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, come on, now, this is custom White House Bride.
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  Speaker 5: I got it from where she got her dress, Okay.
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  Speaker 5: And I saw a.
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  Speaker 4: Picture of this dress.
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  Speaker 5: I wanted this dress, couldn't find it, so I had
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  Speaker 5: a cuss.
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  Speaker 4: It is for me.
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  Speaker 5: This is my perfect dress. It's everything I wished for.
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  Speaker 5: And I love it.
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  Speaker 3: I love the here's the thing. I love the dress.
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  Speaker 2: I see like, I'm wearing white and beige, you're wearing
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  Speaker 2: light green.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I am mm hmm.
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  Speaker 2: And the fact that it put people over the edge
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  Speaker 2: to this level.
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  Speaker 5: The fighting, Well, first of all, I have some soldiers
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  Speaker 5: over here in the in laws camp.
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  Speaker 4: Her stepmother is going off on people. Rosie Paria was
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  Speaker 4: on it. She went after everyone.
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  Speaker 5: She's like, don't you dare talk about my girl, don't
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  Speaker 5: talk about my Dolores. And and the cousin Anook is
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  Speaker 5: going after people too online. My niece is like fifteen
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  Speaker 5: years old.
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  Speaker 4: My sister had to take her phone off her.
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  Speaker 3: This episode was a rough one for VICKI.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I did not want to hear Debbie Downer one
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  Speaker 5: more time. You know, I have a thing about I
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  Speaker 5: won't even listen to songs that repeat the same line.
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  Speaker 4: And I don't like background noise. So these are two
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  Speaker 4: things that set me off.
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  Speaker 3: Well, like the fact that.
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  Speaker 2: She acts like she's never been called Debbie Downer before,
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  Speaker 2: the amount of times I've been called Debbie downer, like.
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  Speaker 4: Because you cry a lot.
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  Speaker 5: Now, I think it's just like people may just say it, Like,
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  Speaker 5: I think you're not a.
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  Speaker 3: You know, A Debbie downer to me is a mope.
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  Speaker 5: Someone who's MOPy and Vicky can sometimes be MOPy.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I have to tell you yesterday I was very MOPy.
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  Speaker 4: You were. Why?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean well I cried for like hours.
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  Speaker 2: Why I had to like call multiple people on the
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  Speaker 2: phone to get myself out of it.
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  Speaker 3: I know, I was just like I had, like I
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  Speaker 3: felt really depressed.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I feel like you're allowed to feel that way.
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  Speaker 5: You've been through a lot and you're still going through
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  Speaker 5: a lot.
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  Speaker 3: You wouldn't do that me.
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  Speaker 4: You can never be with I don't.
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  Speaker 5: A Debbie downer isn't because you're crying because you have
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  Speaker 5: the whole world on your shoulders. A Debbie downer is
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  Speaker 5: when you're all out to dinner with your friends and
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  Speaker 5: you're a fucking mope and you're like, in Italian we
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  Speaker 5: call it menza mort.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean we have to remember Vicki is somebody who.
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  Speaker 2: Has her laptop out while they're filming Ultimate Girls Trap.
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  Speaker 4: Is she a workaholic? I respect that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I would not call that a Debbie downer, you
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  Speaker 3: know what?
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  Speaker 4: I like that?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I like it.
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  Speaker 2: I just wish she didn't keep saying it it was I'm.
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  Speaker 3: Not a Debbie Downer.
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  Speaker 1: Did I see that you hard launched the Valley Man
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  Speaker 1: on your Instagram?
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  Speaker 3: For one, I did not hard launch him. Matt did.
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  Speaker 1: Matt posted him without your permission.
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  Speaker 2: Might as well have been without both of our permissions,
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  Speaker 2: because we were both at this point in time, we'd
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  Speaker 2: already been like partying for like hours before we even
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  Speaker 2: went to Janet's. We went, like, I just need to
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  Speaker 2: tell you how the night progressed. We started out the
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  Speaker 2: night going to a Mexican restaurant in West Hollywood. Then
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  Speaker 2: we go to Janet's where it's like you play games.
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  Speaker 3: It was really spread out.
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  Speaker 4: So it's David Busters. We can say it now, yeah, Dave.
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  Speaker 3: But we go to David but a birthday party at
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  Speaker 3: David and Busters.
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  Speaker 2: Which I just don't mean to brag, but I won
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  Speaker 2: at ski ball, which I mean, I just beat tickets.
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  Speaker 3: Valley Guy, Matt and George.
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  Speaker 4: Can we just say his damn name?
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  Speaker 2: No, we can't, even though we tagged him in the post.
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  Speaker 2: Well we by we, I mean Matt him in the post.
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  Speaker 3: Oh shit, I missed that. I missed the tag.
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  Speaker 4: I could have went down a rabbit hole.
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  Speaker 3: Is he private? I don't think he's private.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, by the way.
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  Speaker 3: How do you get the name Valley Guy?
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  Speaker 2: Because the first day we ever talked about him, I
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  Speaker 2: couldn't remember which town he was from, so I just
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  Speaker 2: said VALLEI Guy.
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  Speaker 4: So Valley Guy. Yeah, you met his parents.
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  Speaker 3: I have not met his parents. I have met his cousins,
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  Speaker 3: his cousin cousins. He's met the kids. He met your kids, Yes,
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  Speaker 3: he met the kids only. But this is a pretty
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  Speaker 3: funny story.
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  Speaker 2: Before Janet's party, this is like probably a week before
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  Speaker 2: I'm on a date with Valley Guy, and Slate, unbeknownst
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  Speaker 2: to me, had turned on my location again because she
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  Speaker 2: likes to stop where I am at all points in time.
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  Speaker 3: So we had gone to eat out.
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  Speaker 2: Where he lives, which is not to the valley, and
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  Speaker 2: then we had come back into town, and we were
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  Speaker 2: just like killing time, just driving around his car, like
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  Speaker 2: talking because it wasn't like I was gonna bring him
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  Speaker 2: in the house. And so we were just like having
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  Speaker 2: a good time talking all through and so know where
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  Speaker 2: I live, and all of a sudden, Slate calls. I
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  Speaker 2: answer on speakerphone and she's like hey mom. I'm like hi,
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  Speaker 2: and she's like, why are you just driving around?
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  Speaker 1: And see now a stalker?
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  Speaker 3: Like you are such a stalker? What do you mean?
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  Speaker 2: And she goes, are you with She doesn't call him
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  Speaker 2: Valley Guy, she calls him his name, but she's like,
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  Speaker 2: are you with Valie Guy? And I'm like yep. And
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  Speaker 2: then Cruise like just bring him in, wow, just bring
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  Speaker 2: him in.
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  Speaker 3: And so I'm like, oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So so they know Edwin's girlfriend. Yes, they know
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  Speaker 2: Edwin's girlfriend, Edwin's girlfriend's daughter, they know Okay.
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  Speaker 3: So then we like pull up to the.
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  Speaker 2: House and I can tell he's a little bit nervous,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm like, here's kind of the thing I have
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  Speaker 2: to be straightforward.
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  Speaker 3: With you about.
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  Speaker 2: Like I'm like, this is no pressure, Like if you
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  Speaker 2: want to drive away right now, you totally can I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: but I don't lie to my.
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  Speaker 3: Kids anymore, and because like, well, like once I almost.
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  Speaker 2: Died and like had to make so many different excuses
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  Speaker 2: about like how long until I was going to.
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  Speaker 3: Be better out of the hospital?
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  Speaker 4: Gotchaing good?
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  Speaker 2: Like, I just I can't do that to them, So
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  Speaker 2: if they figure something out, I'm going to be honest
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  Speaker 2: with them. So I was like, if you're not comfortable,
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  Speaker 2: just pull away and I'll walk in and I'll face
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  Speaker 2: the music by myself. But if like you're comfortable, then
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  Speaker 2: come on in. And he did, and he was really cute,
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  Speaker 2: like played football with Cruise and like laughed with Slate.
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  Speaker 1: He's not much older than Slate, right, Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: he's thirty one, you bet.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on. When Brittany was talking about how much money
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  Speaker 2: she spent on Brandon, well.
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  Speaker 1: And he's like, is was it five thousand? And she's like,
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  Speaker 1: more like ten and then ten. Everyone's like ten thousand.
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  Speaker 1: She's like, maybe it's somewhere in between.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe it's eight. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, she gave him ten thousand dollars and he
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  Speaker 1: couldn't even change her fluid bags or show up on
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  Speaker 1: time or get her medication or be likable.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like Brittany that tim k could have gone towards
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  Speaker 2: Jack's debt.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then Andy's like, you know, do you think
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  Speaker 1: like Britney's pickers off. There's a lot of talk about
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  Speaker 1: Zach not being there for Brittany and the fighting and stuff,
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  Speaker 1: and then we get a flashback of Zach washing her
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  Speaker 1: hair while she was in recovery. He's like, I washed
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  Speaker 1: your hair like that, and I'm thinking I would have
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  Speaker 1: washed your hair too, Teddy when you got out of
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  Speaker 1: the hospital.
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  Speaker 2: I'm thinking I wouldn't washed anybody's hair if they needed help.
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  Speaker 3: This isn't a flex. Did you hear that MySpace is
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  Speaker 3: making a comeback? No, I don't even know my login.
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  Speaker 1: Well you'll probably, I'm sure you have to have a
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  Speaker 1: new one, but it's something different, like it's like there's
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  Speaker 1: maybe no algorithm or some So they're saying that it's
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  Speaker 1: like something different than what we have with Instagram and
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  Speaker 1: stuff like that.
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  Speaker 2: So you're saying that I shouldn't keep the same name
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  Speaker 2: which I had originally, which is cheeky three thirty.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, cheeky three thirty.
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  Speaker 4: That's a good one.
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  Speaker 3: How did you come up with that? I don't know,
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  Speaker 3: it's just the brilliance of being eighteen.
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  Speaker 1: And you sound like Stassy In her newest interview, well,
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  Speaker 1: guys talking about her chill interview.
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  Speaker 4: Guys saw it.
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  Speaker 1: But she's talking about her children's names and she says, well,
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  Speaker 1: I like that they're different because mine's different and it
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  Speaker 1: made me a star.
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  Speaker 2: Would you be upset if you were Stacy and your
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  Speaker 2: husband had his sister's name tattooed on him and not yours.
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  Speaker 1: It's weird, Teddy, unless she died, it's weird.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I kept trying to tell myself.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe it's because they didn't meet until she was he
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  Speaker 2: was twenty one years old or whatever it was.
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  Speaker 4: I lives with him. I know.
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  Speaker 3: It's weird. But then did they ever show us if
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  Speaker 3: she got his name back?
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean, like if she got tattooed his
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  Speaker 1: name on her body? I don't know, but I think
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  Speaker 1: that's weird too.
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  Speaker 3: I know, but why didn't they tell us that part?
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  Speaker 2: I thought that would have been like if you and
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  Speaker 2: I got initials of each other and I was the.
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  Speaker 3: Only of each other.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like initial I mean we have the same initial
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  Speaker 2: t J. But if I got a TJ on me
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  Speaker 2: and it was for you, and then you were like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not kidding, Like what the fuck?
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  Speaker 3: I mean?
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  Speaker 4: I just think it's weird.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't really expect anybody to get their name tattooed.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, like, if Eddie said I'm gonna get a tattoo,
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't be like, oh, get my name pleased, because
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  Speaker 1: I always feel like sometimes that's like the kiss of
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  Speaker 1: death too well.
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  Speaker 2: I've told this story before, but my dad had a
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  Speaker 2: ginormous tattoo of my mom on his shoulder when he
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  Speaker 2: married her, and then like this big it's it's still there,
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  Speaker 2: but guess what it is now It's no longer my mom.
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  Speaker 3: It's my mom's face with Jesus on it.
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  Speaker 2: What we shud or something to my mom with like
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  Speaker 2: a beard, and like it's oh my goodness.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: If you want more from the twats, you can catch
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  Speaker 1: up anytime on to teas in a pod talk soon