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Episode 101: Civil War · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Hello, Freddie. I understand that the good people of Irelander
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  Speaker 1: the spot of a sit too with tractors and and
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  Speaker 1: what knots over last week or so. I know a
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  Speaker 1: bit about that. I often cause my long tailbacks anytime
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  Speaker 1: I took me below the steam tractor out onto bypass
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  Speaker 1: for a spin. That thing traveled at five mile an
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  Speaker 1: hour and had to stop very frequently for one issue
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  Speaker 1: or another. It wasn't a protest or anything like that.
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  Speaker 1: Quietly opposite. In fact, other motorists sometimes protest me to
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  Speaker 1: try and block me from getting out on bypass in
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  Speaker 1: the first place. We had it all sorted in the end. Mind,
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  Speaker 1: I'll see the.
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  Speaker 2: It's a strange one this week on the Tom and
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  Speaker 2: Jerry Show, How are you doing? I'm Jerry mcfraid. That's
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  Speaker 2: Tom o' many comedians at large, don't you know? And
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  Speaker 2: podcasters now and then? How are you doing? Tom? All right?
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  Speaker 3: The head has caught off me. I got got stuck
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  Speaker 3: in a briar. Never have happened to you? How often
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  Speaker 3: in your life does that happen to you?
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  Speaker 2: Not in my adult life?
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  Speaker 3: Well, you know, when you're stuck in a brier, everybody's
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  Speaker 3: got caught on some people are going to what's a briar,
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  Speaker 3: you know, an now attorney bush of some sort. I
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  Speaker 3: was trying to retrieve. I was retrieving a football as
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  Speaker 3: and it was my fault kick. You don't don't play football,
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  Speaker 3: intel tokat boots. There are for many things, but not
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  Speaker 3: for playing football. Launch it heavy, big moment Benenny kicks
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  Speaker 3: straight into the fucking briers went in the afternoe. It's
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  Speaker 3: one sobajar and it was just below a black torn
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  Speaker 3: for a tree. So I was steering clear that thing.
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  Speaker 3: It was so big. I swear to God, some goblin
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  Speaker 3: fucking fucking ball pin hammer. Yeah, we're talking an inch.
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  Speaker 3: It's stuck in the top of my head. I couldn't
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  Speaker 3: back up nothing, I could do nothing. I to get
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  Speaker 3: this fucking nail out at the top of my head.
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  Speaker 2: So that's why it was. You know how our Lord felt,
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  Speaker 2: trom you know, you know by your sins. I won't lie.
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  Speaker 3: It was a bit of a murtyr about the whole situation.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm having a I'm having a strange run over here,
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  Speaker 2: Tom because I'm not wearing my usual headphones. I couldn't
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  Speaker 2: find them, and I.
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  Speaker 3: Put I noticed that it's I knew I need I
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  Speaker 3: once say I noticed that I knew something was different.
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  Speaker 2: And it's it's it's really throwing the sound off because
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  Speaker 2: these ones, even though they are and I'll tell you
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  Speaker 2: exactly what these headphones are, Tom. You know the way
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  Speaker 2: you get handed like if we set of headphones, if
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  Speaker 2: you go on a plane, Yeah, a pocket.
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  Speaker 3: Of them, fair folks, because they fit in your ears
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  Speaker 3: and I fit in your ears. They don't fit in
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  Speaker 3: my ears, my head.
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  Speaker 2: And tell you another thing, buddy, I had paid for them,
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  Speaker 2: did you well, you know by being on the plane,
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  Speaker 2: I had paid. Oh yeah, I'm taking this with me.
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  Speaker 2: Be title. I'm not taking the life jacket from the
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  Speaker 2: I'm telling you and and and they're just sitting here
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  Speaker 2: and I put them in. And I know that there
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  Speaker 2: have to be the cheapest headphones in existence for them
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  Speaker 2: to be given to you free on a plane. Tom,
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  Speaker 2: I can hear the grass grown on the field outside.
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  Speaker 3: You're looked out. You probably got one of an old set.
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  Speaker 3: Do you remember when PanAm used to give you like
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  Speaker 3: a blanket to take away, like right, didn't the ant
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  Speaker 3: used to fly PanAm often this way when she would
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  Speaker 3: be visiting with the cousins from from New York and
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  Speaker 3: his PanAm. Still the thing couldn't tell you. I couldn't
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  Speaker 3: tell you, and she'd rock on. I was gone even
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  Speaker 3: at five or six, is gone. This woman is absolutely
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  Speaker 3: stealing everything after plane because she full on woolen blankets
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  Speaker 3: with PanAm written on it. Cops, you name it. She
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  Speaker 3: was landing on with this ship like and for years
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  Speaker 3: with the PanAm thing that just such a nice throw,
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  Speaker 3: made no sense, but was across the back of the sofa,
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  Speaker 3: you know, like Father Tedlar, the Holy One, Like I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Kidding on the square with the life jacket. My dad
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  Speaker 2: has a life jacket in the shed he took from
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  Speaker 2: a plane that the.
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  Speaker 3: Legend before I was before I was born, fucking Monahan
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  Speaker 3: man before as.
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  Speaker 2: I thought, I told you to tell you with him
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  Speaker 2: and and and he never pulled the thing to inflate.
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  Speaker 3: It did not for fear.
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  Speaker 2: The gas has gone of it after fifty years now.
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  Speaker 2: But at the same time, like you know, everybody's getting
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  Speaker 2: a week with old and now I'd love to go
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  Speaker 2: up and go dah, you know, no sense of keeping
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  Speaker 2: it pull that wanted.
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  Speaker 3: To and set the light going. Yeah, yeah, yeah you should,
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  Speaker 3: Yeah you should treat him to that Jesus money he
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  Speaker 3: has to do. It's a great proper And if you
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  Speaker 3: ever wanted to film a sketch like or something, but
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  Speaker 3: Jesus money, you have to I do remember there was
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  Speaker 3: a spade of neighbors near here got airplane seats and
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  Speaker 3: I was like, did they just fucking road through fucking
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  Speaker 3: Luckby or something? But they didn't. No, But you know
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  Speaker 3: what I mean. It happened at the time and they
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  Speaker 3: were showing up in like what the fuck. But it
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  Speaker 3: turns out some breakers yard was breaking old planes here
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  Speaker 3: in Ireland and some fella ended up with a rag
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  Speaker 3: of seats and they were mad confident they would have
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  Speaker 3: made a nice seats in the comedy club or your
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  Speaker 3: own you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: It would have been lovely if you had like a
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  Speaker 2: little home theater set up or some such.
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  Speaker 3: And you knew they were they were the old school
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  Speaker 3: ones because they had the ask straight for an actual
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  Speaker 3: fag ash in them, like you know, you know your
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  Speaker 3: deal old school there with just fag edge in the
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  Speaker 3: fucking tree.
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  Speaker 2: Jesus, I will tell you that much. Well, listen, what
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  Speaker 2: was I going to tell you? Tom? We have a
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  Speaker 2: lot to talk about this.
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  Speaker 3: Week we do we use a nation have a lot.
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  Speaker 3: We have a lot to talk about this week.
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  Speaker 2: Means to be seen how much of it gets talked
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  Speaker 2: about on The Tom and Jerry Show. You find listeners
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  Speaker 2: of The Tom and Jerry Show who celebrated episode one
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  Speaker 2: hundred with us last week. Thank you all for chiming in.
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  Speaker 2: We are going to press ahead because there's a lot
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  Speaker 2: to talk about. Tom. Well, we'll let the show unfold
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  Speaker 2: and see how much of everything we talk about. But
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  Speaker 2: we're going to kick it off with big news. Maybe
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  Speaker 2: not the big new news people live through over the weekend,
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  Speaker 2: but big news to the Tom and Jerry Show. That's
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  Speaker 2: for damn sure. Let's get into it, Tom with a
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  Speaker 2: segment we called the weekly What have You. This is
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  Speaker 2: a very complicated case, mad, You know, a lot of ian's,
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  Speaker 2: a lot of outs, a lot of what have you,
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  Speaker 2: and a lot of strands to keep in my head.
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  Speaker 3: Man, no shortage, no shark, but you know what I mean,
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  Speaker 3: there's no shortage of outlets. Also that could tell me
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  Speaker 3: about everything that happened over the weekend.
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  Speaker 2: If you've been waiting patiently all week to hear Tom
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  Speaker 2: and Jerry's.
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  Speaker 3: Take, well, I'll tell you we were. I got I
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  Speaker 3: got DM on my own Instagram to say that we
• 6:17
  Speaker 3: were keeping some people entertained while out out out and about.
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  Speaker 2: That's good over the weekend. So that's their one and
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  Speaker 2: only job. I'm not going to touch on that right now,
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  Speaker 2: because it was bigger news, global news, okay, a global news, Tom,
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  Speaker 2: global conflicts that we need to talk about. And again no,
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  Speaker 2: not that one, not that one. But nevertheless, Tom, war,
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  Speaker 2: what is it good for? There is a civil war
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  Speaker 2: kicking off, I say kicking off. It's been rolling around
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  Speaker 2: for eight years. We were only hearing about now and
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  Speaker 2: it throws an old stain out the window. Ape will
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  Speaker 2: not kill ape. Apparently apes will kill themselves all they
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  Speaker 2: fucking want. Tom. There has been an eight years war
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  Speaker 2: kicking off between two warring tribes of chimpanzees, don't you know?
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  Speaker 2: In Uganda?
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  Speaker 3: Do you know what? I'm in no way surprised here.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, there's just as you said that I was
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  Speaker 3: going to warring tribes of what pheasants you know and chimpanzees?
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  Speaker 2: Do you know?
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  Speaker 3: Like I don't want to wrap up the bit or
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  Speaker 3: get off the fence on the bit here, but we
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  Speaker 3: may as a kickoff where I feel we should kick off,
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  Speaker 3: or as soon as I heard it, of course there is.
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  Speaker 3: Of course, they're absolute, the fucking bastards.
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 3: We had monkeys the last day attacking them poor farmers.
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  Speaker 3: Feels eight and spots left right and Cender sitting up.
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  Speaker 2: We punched a monkey a couple of weeks ago, exactly
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  Speaker 2: harmless enough our stuff.
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  Speaker 3: But chimps, because they're so related to us, of course
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  Speaker 3: they're going to be prized bollocks as to each other.
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  Speaker 2: I have to tell you, Tom, I'm not happy that
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  Speaker 2: there's a chimp civil war kicking off, but I feel like,
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  Speaker 2: you know, it's nice now that animals aren't so fucking smug.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I've been saying this year's jar, all these
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  Speaker 3: fuckers wandering around one type of anomal and I've said
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  Speaker 3: this to you in the past on this podcast. One
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  Speaker 3: type of animal that you can and I'm not saying
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  Speaker 3: once piece is just one particular type of animal that
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  Speaker 3: can never be trusted is a fucker with fingers, oh yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and with tombs and fingers can pull a trigger jar,
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  Speaker 3: do you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: And can pick its own hole. You're in trouble. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: now but do you know what I'm going to tell you?
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  Speaker 2: For years, the human race have been killing each other
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  Speaker 2: for generations, millennia, since time immemorium. And everybody always says
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  Speaker 2: the same things, You wouldn't see animals acting like this, Well,
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  Speaker 2: come to find out, Tom, Come to find out you would.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Indeed, the animals in the Ugandan National park called Kabbali
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  Speaker 2: have been killing each other since twenty eighteen, racking up
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  Speaker 2: twenty four kills Tom, including sadly to say, seventeen infants.
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  Speaker 2: So again, show me the moral high ground now, monkey Like,
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  Speaker 2: if they had their.
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  Speaker 3: Finger on a button, either one would have obliterated each
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  Speaker 3: other right now, what a fucking moments thought about it?
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  Speaker 3: Like they just you know, I'm not gonna not gonna
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  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna bash people who who our animal rights
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  Speaker 3: people and all the rest of it. I have one
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  Speaker 3: hundred percent into animals, but you need to take some context.
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  Speaker 3: The wild is a nasty back.
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  Speaker 2: These are and I'm terribly sorry to the are Uganan
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  Speaker 2: listeners here for butcher names, but these aren't go go chimpanzees.
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  Speaker 3: That's exactly how I would have said it.
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  Speaker 2: And there you go.
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  Speaker 3: I'll tell you now, Jar you know, I'm kind of
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  Speaker 3: an expert on these things.
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  Speaker 2: We'll we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll. We'll need citations for
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  Speaker 2: that later on, but for now, we'll rock and roll.
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  Speaker 2: The go go chimpanzees in Uganda. They have for the
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  Speaker 2: longest time been split into two factions and commonly known
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  Speaker 2: as the Western Chimps and the Central Chips. So it's
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  Speaker 2: it's like it's it's like the Jets and the Sharks
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  Speaker 2: all over again. By you know, it's using the capulates
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  Speaker 2: coming at it, you know, but the just going about
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  Speaker 2: their daily business doing chimp shit until round about twenty fifteen,
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  Speaker 2: when vets and scientists noticed that they were starting, to
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  Speaker 2: their words, not mind Tom polarize.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, amazing that they but if they were there studying them,
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  Speaker 3: keeping an eye on him, that they couldn't because you know,
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  Speaker 3: they say, it can start with the smallest things like
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  Speaker 3: the you know, the horrendously long war the battled in
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  Speaker 3: the family wars and tribal wars that broke out in
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  Speaker 3: Limerick for so many years apparently started with a schoolyard route,
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  Speaker 3: oh yeah, and it just escalated like Chinese whispers in
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  Speaker 3: every direction from there. You know, these things can like,
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  Speaker 3: you know, get you know what was his name, Ferdinand
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  Speaker 3: friends Ferdinand and whatnot. It all started in a.
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  Speaker 2: There's got to be some but you know what I'm
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  Speaker 2: going to tell you, tom there has to be some
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  Speaker 2: sort of underlying Dislike Hatfields and McCoy's. They just fucking
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  Speaker 2: like each other.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. Like we're hearing nothing from these
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  Speaker 3: these these chimp ex sparts, but nothing. There's no no
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  Speaker 3: such thing as a free launch. There's no there's no
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  Speaker 3: smoke without fire. Something changed and the heads of either group,
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  Speaker 3: the dev and the columns of either group didn't fucking
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  Speaker 3: light the way the other one was operating.
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  Speaker 2: There's There are three theories put forward tom as as
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  Speaker 2: a pair of the afternoon of research I did on this.
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  Speaker 2: The first is that there were debts in twenty fourteen,
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  Speaker 2: which is before the supposed twenty eighteen kickoff of this.
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  Speaker 3: Debt death, because the way I heard that, I thought
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  Speaker 3: there was money owed, and that would have answered a
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  Speaker 3: lot of questions.
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  Speaker 2: No, the bananas he owed me, I gave you eighteen bananas,
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  Speaker 2: paid by twelve. Yeah, I want my six bananas. And no,
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  Speaker 2: there was a death of five adults made them one
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  Speaker 2: adult female as part of the BBC website for reasons unknown.
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  Speaker 2: So they just kind of died and then everyone was like, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: we just don't like this, and dissent from Entered for
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  Speaker 2: another couple of years, and then in twenty eighteen it
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  Speaker 2: was just like there was a wedding or something and
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  Speaker 2: all fucking kicked off. It is it is. It is
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  Speaker 2: said that in the Western group round about the twenty
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  Speaker 2: sixteen twenty seventeen Mark believed that there was a change
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  Speaker 2: in leadership. There was a new alpha male appointed on
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  Speaker 2: one or both sides of the groups. And you know, honestly,
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  Speaker 2: meet the new boss. You know what I mean, he
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  Speaker 2: does things.
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  Speaker 3: It might have only taken one new leader on one
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  Speaker 3: side if you think about it, because he might have
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  Speaker 3: hated everything and he needed to put his foot down,
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  Speaker 3: put his jim foot down and go no, fuck those
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  Speaker 3: other guys. When the other fellow is a bit more
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  Speaker 3: compliant and a bit more listen, we'll rub along with them,
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  Speaker 3: but this guy's no fuck them, and they're all behind going, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: should we go with the new guy? Yeah? What is
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  Speaker 3: the new guy? He's the alpha and the new.
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  Speaker 2: Guys they're like the new guys, they're like, open the
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  Speaker 2: fucking street, you crazy bastards. Who would have think that
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  Speaker 2: a newly elected leader would yeah, it would be kicked
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  Speaker 2: over the top, lunatic.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, And this is.
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  Speaker 2: The sad part of it, Tom. The third thing that
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  Speaker 2: may have happened to these two groups was the death
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  Speaker 2: of twenty five chimpanzees over the years in twenty seventeen,
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  Speaker 2: which was a result of a respiratory epidemic. So they
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  Speaker 2: got covided or some such and then you know, one
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  Speaker 2: of them was putting around on Facebook like it's all
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  Speaker 2: just a hoax, don't get the job, and the rest
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  Speaker 2: of them were like, shut the fuck up, you And
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  Speaker 2: then now they're all killing each other over you see.
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  Speaker 3: That's exactly what I think happens, or at least they
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  Speaker 3: had no idea why they were, you know, getting sacred
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  Speaker 3: dropping dead. But she the handiest thing to do is
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  Speaker 3: it a blame you know, the person closest to you,
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  Speaker 3: the people closest to you, And that's exactly what And
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  Speaker 3: just then the spirits out of control because now you know,
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  Speaker 3: and there's probably families married to families in this this scenario.
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  Speaker 3: It's God, it's got to make it very awkward to
• 13:53
  Speaker 3: tons of Christenans and stuff like that, like it's going to.
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  Speaker 2: Be, oh no, what I'm going to tell you? Not
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  Speaker 2: for nothing? As well, they are chimpanzees. So if you
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  Speaker 2: go down to the river one morning and you see
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  Speaker 2: your brother chimp and he's laying there dead, and he
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: died of a respiratory ones but you don't know that,
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  Speaker 2: there's no chimp patologist.
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  Speaker 3: That's it. That's it.
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  Speaker 2: They're just like, hang on a second, Seamus is dead.
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  Speaker 2: It was them, the Western chimps that you see. This
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  Speaker 2: is I think the Western chimps.
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  Speaker 3: People want to think of the lovely notion that they're
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  Speaker 3: so like, because look, they're human eyes. When they look
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  Speaker 3: at us, them motherfuckers like you know, a doll would
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  Speaker 3: see another dog, Da'd be said, But he's not gonna
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  Speaker 3: go the fucker. I'm gonna fuckybody up. Whereas it's getting
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  Speaker 3: chimp like. I think the part of us that's the ferocious,
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  Speaker 3: fucking side, like this psychotic side. They absolutely zero to
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  Speaker 3: one hundred side and probably over the top happy. You know,
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  Speaker 3: they're really polarizing levels of motion. I think that is
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  Speaker 3: where chimps are. They haven't really they possibly haven't found
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  Speaker 3: that kind of Hey, man, just it's all right, Just relax, man.
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  Speaker 3: Chimps tend to be either super happy or I want
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: to fuck everything, like they're the strongest, like they what
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  Speaker 3: the have you? Did you watch that show chimp Nation?
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  Speaker 2: No, I fucking hate monkeys.
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  Speaker 3: Oh I hate him too. I hate it.
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  Speaker 2: I just hate it. I mean, like even you know,
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  Speaker 2: like the Tetley Tea or the pg tips chimps and
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: they're just they're all cuddly and hugging off. Yeah, I'm like, no,
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I want you all to live a life
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  Speaker 2: of religious freedom in the forest in habitats and be
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: safe and well, but please stay the hell away from me.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I gouge and bastards, I know, I'm I had
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: a guy one night in the show and he was
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: he was like he'd been waiting his whole life to
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: tell me that he produced prosthetic arms from monkeys from
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: war torn countries where they'd picked up land mines. There
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: was that much business for this Dublin engineering firm to
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: make prosthetic arms and legs for monkeys. And everybody went, oh,
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: are you turning down him into jacks? From fucking street fighter?
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: The monkey combat.
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: I knew, I knew you'd appreciate that reference, but almost
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: nobody else in the room did. But when I explained,
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: there was like, these fuckers already hate us. Now you've
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: double hatedus because we've blown their arms up and you've
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: given them mechanical arms. You know, like Lieutenant got new legs.
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: These fuckers are not going to absolutely destroy anything that
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: comes their way in the way humans they have nothing
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: but fewer Like on a chimnation thing, they just hold
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: down a monkey. They'll just hold down a monkey by
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: the back of the neck and just just start ripping
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: out his back muscles and eating it alive. As a
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: team dreams like so when they have a fucking a
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: b and there bonnecher these chims.
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: Holy shit, Well time, I'm going to tell you that much. Now,
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: very simple war. What is it good for?
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: How many chimps are we talking about in this war? Like,
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: are we talking about a thousand gyms? How many chips?
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: You know there's some two hundred odd gyms across Okay, right,
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: You know what I will say is, whether you're a
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: Western or a Central Google chimp in the area, even
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: if you've nothing to do with either of them. I'd say,
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: you know you're not in it, but you're in it.
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: What's what's their plan for? Because they can't just let
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: this roll on?
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: Oh no, there's no plan. They're just gonna let it roll.
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: On, Okay, right, and hope that a physically there's no Yeah,
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: there's no. There's no mediator.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: No Henry Kissinger of apes.
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: They can't. They can't a wise orangutang to just go, hey,
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: gether on the fire children. I have something to tell you.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, it's just they don't even have a
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: hands blakes to go in and see if there's weapons
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: of mass monkey destruction, like coking up the fucking mash
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: against head something.
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, you know it's it's.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: It's really uh. I think this one we might be
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: revisiting this time next year, Tom. But what I want
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: to talk about before we get off the bit war?
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: What is it good for? I'll tell you what it's
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: good for. It's good for one thing, buddy, movies, do
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: you know? And I think there are a couple of
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: fair to decent movies coming out of this one. Tom.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: What if there was a monkey who had four brothers
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: and all four brothers were killed and he was the
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: last one left and a team of chimps had to
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: win and rescue him. Tom, I give you Saving Primate Ryan.
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: The second you said that you was comed episode.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: I'll give you a better one. What if I go on?
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: What if there was a chimp general went rogue somewhere
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: up river and we had to say name a captain
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: to kill him. Tom, I present to you, Yes, apocalypse now.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: Or perhaps in twenty sixteen, a team of cracked monkeys
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: were sent to prison for a crime they didn't commit.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: These chimps probably escaped to the Ugandan underground. Today, still
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: wanted by the government, they survive as monkeys of fortune.
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: If you have a problem, no one else can to
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: help you, and if you can find them, maybe you
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: can high the hip team.
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: Okay, that's what I got, buddy, I'm clipping that. That's good. Oh,
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: that's that's I'm so happy that all depended out exactly how.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: I hope to out.
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: That's what's amazing.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: Amazing clip that. Why do you clip that. Let's go
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: to the next segment of the show, which is about
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: people clipping each other, so to speak. We're gonna move
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: on to some people that really call a eye this
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: week and again no, not those people. There was some
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: other lads that were kicking off as they're known to do.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: And on the Tom and Jerry Show, we like to
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: find these lads and bring to the world and say, well,
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: you know, there's these lads and those lads and them lads,
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: and then there's this lad. Now there's that guy.
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: It's perplexed me since day out, this this thing.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: This this thing has grown to the point where I'm like,
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: how has this not been stopped?
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: I like, I loved physical in rotation in sport. I
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: loved it put under a controlled scenario.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: You you you have fought Tom.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, And but there was much more violence in
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: rugby than there was even in Gaelic football. But then
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: there wasn't fighting but to which is in an ironic way,
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: but we can end up in this fucking place where
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: we've ended up now and this is just right up
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: there with you know, right up there with like Trump's
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: America right now, or this makes perfect sense.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: This is about where we're at. We're talking about this
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: week's this lad and indeed, these lads and these ladies
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: are the stars of the latest combat sport, growing like
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: a fucking tumor. The lads and ladies of power slap,
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: power slap, power slap.
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: Anybody's kind of gone, okay, I have no idea, and
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: it's like.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: A power slap, Tom, take us through what power slap is?
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: Just give me the give me the elevator pitch for
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: power slap there.
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: So it essentially what you're dealing dealing with it is
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: two people standing opposite you other over what if you
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: imagine the arm wrestling table arm wrestling has been around
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: for years, kind of made sense, You've got okay, well
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: got to ludicrous levels of guys are so powerful they
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: were breaking arms and stuff like that. But that's what
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: you're standing across from each other with.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: Do you know do you know what it looks like
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: it It looks like the podium on Family Fortunes. Yeah, yeah,
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: it looks like they're about to be asked. We asked
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: one hundred people.
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: And it is even stand that way because you've got
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: to stand with your hands.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: Behind that, with your hands behind your back.
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you know that there's trouble when there's two
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: people standing behind each person, You're like, what have we
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: got here now? And then one gets to fucking wind
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: up you can't move your head, you flinch, you pull back.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: I think they get a second cracker or they drop
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: a point. I'm not be honest, but they get to
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: absolutely meat hook you across the face with everything they've
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: gotten their.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: Paw with an open handslap, with an.
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: Open handslap, and you think, ah, well, I mean these
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: fuckers are connecting way. If you've ever been open handed
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: slapped onto the fucking ear or onto the fucking like nothing,
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: whatever it is about a punch, it'll kind of it'll
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: hurt you on the spot, But a fucking open handed,
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: meaty slap rings your bell through your whole head like nothing.
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: I've like nothing I can describe, and your fucking ears roasting.
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: These people's faces are changed like what as one person said,
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: and it was true. I should get to try and
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: get the video and send it to you. Like this
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: girl changed her ethnicity. She got hit so fucking hard,
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: like her eyes. Actually she became quite Asian looking. This
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: wide eyed gwilo fucking white girl got hit so fucking
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: hard it rearranged the molecular structure of her fucking face ancestry.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: So it did.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: She still with a gumshield gun. Yeah, so I I
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: hit you.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: I hit you as hard as I can with a slap.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: Then you hit me as hard as you can with
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: a slap.
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: Well, here's the thing, jar, you hit me just back
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: and forth. It well, you hope it is. But those
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: two fellows that was telling me about the stand behind you,
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: that's when you fucking drop yes, because if it rings
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: your bell, I'm telling you now, you get hit on
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: the corner of the jaw with one of those media hands,
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: you are in the soft part of the temple, its
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: lights out. You've just sparked out.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: So like this is one of these sports that if
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: you lose the coind toss at the start.
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: Good strong chance you're done for.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: This's not a case of hoursh to look. The wind
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: will be with us in the second half. We just
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: have to know. You could just get knocked out with
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: a single slap to the face and.
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: There's no dock and there's no weaving, there's no.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: No you just you know, there's no as you say yourself,
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: there's no bob and there's no job. Just literally put
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: your face out to be slapped. Now, Tom, can you
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: explain to me? And I haven't I suppose I could
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: have just looked this up and I didn't care about
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: it that much. What is this sort of pool noodle
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: that they're holding in the hands? Which one the person
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: that's getting slapped. So I'm you're you're slapping me Tom
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: versus Jerry, and you're slapping me. I hold behind my
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: back like.
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: It looks like a piece of pipe in something ie.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: I for what I can tell that is to make
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: sure your hands stay behind your back.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: So your hands have to stay on that behind.
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: Your yeah, yeah, yeah, So it's not like your hand.
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: If your fingers are locked behind your back and you
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: fall back with that, there's no protection for yourself, even
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: even if you pass the other two guys that are
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: trying to catch you. So there's no protection for yourself.
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: So at least your hands are back behind your back,
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: they're on a designated designated item.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: Like rather than it's how you it's how you hold
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: your hands. I thought it was like you had to
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: keep a hold of that. So if you got rocked
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: and you dropped it, then your dock pointing.
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: I don't think so, no, I don't. I don't think
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: it's that complex.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: And what I could tell you not even that amount
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: of thought has been put into.
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: This I struggle to watch it, and I can watch
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: a lot of violence.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: That is the thing. I like box and knockouts, MMA
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: knockouts just fine. You know, a crane kick to the head.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: Who doesn't love it? Just think of just kind of
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: standing there and taking accepting your face and and and
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: not for nothing as well, Tom, acting like there's some
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: sort of skill in what you're doing, Like you're not
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: just teeing off on a on a prone target, or
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: if you're the person getting slapped, acting like there's a yeah,
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: you see. What I think I'll do is I'll send
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: my brain to the left side of my skull.
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: Now all of a sudden, that's exactly it, and and
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: the other and the person swinging is like, yeah, motherfucker,
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: hold on, what did you do? You just swung your
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: hand like a helicopter at a kid's face and now
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: he's fallen down. Guess whereas it's.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: Do you know what it's like, Tom, And tell you
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: what it's like. You know, if you go to the
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: carnival or the arcade or whatever, and there's like a
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: punching machine to see how larger can punch it, imagine
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: if that was a face, a real human that's literally
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: what we're doing here.
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: And so the people listen going to fuck off. There's
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: I swear on my life. We will will put up
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: some some footage of it. It's all over the internet. Certainly,
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: my algorithm, Miny.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: My algorithm to me all the time. Tom, here's one
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: for you. Why are we Why is power slab come
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: to the public consciousness a lot more in recent years?
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: Has some investor decided that this is the sport of
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: the future.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: Well, it would seem so money. Money follows money, as
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: you said, fucking ink, never refuse paper and paper and
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: never refuse inc This started back in where else but
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: mother Russia, because they're Russian. I mean, we don't they
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: stand there? You know these over there typically they were
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: and like everything underground or in Russia, it was underground
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: because its cold as fuck overground. And it would seem
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: it was like huge lads, big huge lads, straight out
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: of fucking again, straight out of the street, fighters looking fuckers,
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: just the big.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: Sort of world strongest men.
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, emptying each other's fucking heads like you know, pooh
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: poo to concussion and all the rest of it. And
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: from there, just like these backyard fights they used you
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: know these backyard fight news go on and a couple
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: of fellows made it. Did you see from that, like
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: the likes of oh, what was the name of the
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: port he died Lord of Merson in a couple of
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: years ago. Kimbo Slice was one of these, you know,
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: and it was yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah sure he but
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: so like that came to America with viral things. But
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: just let's hit each and I suppose you can see
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: it happen at a party, much like arm wrestling.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: You can see remember going through a period of time
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: as a young man where we would try and give
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: each other dead arms.
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you know you're doing the.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: Bravado took over a lot, Tom and you check us
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: olf the next morning and you'd be black and blue.
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: Now, there was a load of stuff around that, like
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: around the early the kind of mid teens of the
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: two thousands. I remember friends used to be sending me
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: one and another one and they all seemed to originate
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: in And there was this one. I was fucking amazing.
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: It would be like twenty UFC fighters, we'ld go at
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: each other. It's been which I kind of liked that one.
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: And then they had they had this one which I
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: think is better than the gage. It was like a
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: sloped pit. You remember the Den the Conversation then from
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: the seventies and the Dead Legs would have in their house.
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: You'd step down. It was like that, but only sloped
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: in pads and you could back to the bollocks off
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: each other. And I kind of thought, okay, Then.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: Came I do remember, I do remember, And I fucking
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: watched this as an avid van for many years. A
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: thing called hip Show, which was two on two MMA
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: in like Pat Sharp's fun house.
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, but with little towers and
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: sit there are ropes you could swing on. There are
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: so many iterations, like there is actually one where there's
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: a phone box where the two Russian lads, and of
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: course there are always Russian lads. We'll stand in a
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: phone box, it's locked and for one minute, well one
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: hand only they get to fucking light each other up.
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: Like there's another one that's huge now in America, and
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: it's straight out a cable guy, but it's in a
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: ring for some reason. I don't know why they have
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: it in a ring and not like but it's medieval
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: guys and they're dressed fully in armor Mace's Morning Stars,
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: fucking and spears, swords, battle axes, fucking knocking ship out
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: of each other. You know, all became these do you know?
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: They like things that you imagine would have only happened
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: in the future. When when you're watching movies about the
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: future in the eighties where people sill fault, there's thunderdome
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: ship underdome shit. And then this slap fight then started
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: coming around and it formed its own kind of like
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: the indie wrestling scene. There was a few indie fellas
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: and then Bare Knuckle was trying to get off the
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: ground as well. At the same time took big investment
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: and a lot of licensing because they were how dangerous
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: it was. And then I suppose money being money and
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: not an object, and I suppose spotted it'll probably only
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: last five years before we've too many people die of
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: dementia and concussions. Where Dana White, do you of UFC
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: fame went?
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: I backed this of USC fam who you know is
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: not hurting for money, rotten with money like and how
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: as if you know is the lead is the Vince
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: McMahon of UFC, So he's the household name of you
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: of mixed martial artists, mixed martial arts. I guess like
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: he's your man suddenly decided, you know what, it's not
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: enough to have fights between two people in a cage
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: where you know one of the may or may not
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: get knocked out, but someone's going home with a sorehead.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna distill it down to its purest form
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: power slap like I on one. It is such someone's
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: fucking dying the night, Frankie.
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: It's such a money grab because do you know, like
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: to get to the ultimate level of being an MMA
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: fighter and have a couple of friends who are pro
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: MMA fighters and the dedication of martial arts and wrestling
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: and jiu jitsu that it takes, like you know what
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: I mean, their diet has to be three hundred and
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: fifty days of the year. It's and there's so much
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: where they're constantly learning getting better at you know, dodging
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: and defending and all these little nuances to these things
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: where you could only hope to try and go, well, okay,
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: if we're going to go back to the origins. I
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: don't like it watching it because I think it's but
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: the bare knuckles then you go, okay, you're going back
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: to the Queensberry rules of you know, toe the line,
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: and that's the old school way. But then they went
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: completely what is this bag of shit? Because it's a
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: bag of shit, like like there's another one.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: It's unwatchable, you know what it's like. It's like sumo
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: wrestling if you see clips of it online, and it's like,
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: you know, one slap and the guy just completely fucking
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: crumbles into himself like tow er seven, like he's just
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: gone and like, wow, okay, five seconds, all right. The
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: preamble to that is like ten minutes long of posture
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: and and and and throwing shop hands and all this
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: kind of fucking folder off like it's clown shoes.
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: But at least you'll give, you know what, you give
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: this some where you go, well, do you know what
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: you did? Let's he trained for this at least and
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: you put on massive size because that's you know, there's
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: at least a tradition of an art to form two
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: it you go, okay, all right, and not into it,
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: but I get I give it to you. But this
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: slap slap shit, and it's it's the same ethos where
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: it's kind of over and done in three seconds. Because
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: let's be honest, this was formed around TikTok like they knew,
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: they knew it was TikTok viewer.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: And it was five seconds filmed very TikTok friendly, like
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: of course, it looks good on a vertical screen like
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: a good it looks good on your phone.
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: There's another one that has come out now and it's
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: I don't know what slap fighting was taken from. I
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: guess maybe you could argue it was taken from you know,
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: hockey where they pucked the fucking head of each other.
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: There's another one called run It Straight. Have you seen this? Oh?
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: Go on?
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: It rings about what was again?
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: So a lot of Americans are starting to get into
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: it now, but it's originated really in Australia, New Zealand,
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: and it's two ends of a fucking wish to meet.
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh fucking yeah. So one gets the ball
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: rugby ball under his arm and on the whistle, much
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: like you know gladiators. They run and it's not not
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: in it's not to try and get around each other,
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: because that would be what a rugby thing is. You go, okay,
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: we have this shark lame way here, try and sidestep him,
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: throw him off, and you know, see can you get
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: around him? That's the whole purpose of rugby. That's actually
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: the purpose of rugby is not getting.
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: Fucking hit right, not so not so much, but run
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: it straight.
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: Run it straight is at full tilt. At full fucking
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: tilt you are will melt into another fucking human. And
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: it's basically which alpha gets to fucking be stay left
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: standing after now, I can tell you both of them
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: absolutely have concusions after everyone. Whether they think forget it now,
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: I think it seems to be. I would say one
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: thing to anybody going, Actually it sounds like a bit
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: of crack. I like the bit of confrontation back in
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: the day, and I'm in New Zealand or I'm in
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: America or whatever wherever it's. I'd go to the next
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: one and maybe put my hat in the ring. Don't
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: don't it gets slapped if you want, because I'll tell
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: you there's a certain there's a certain anthropolo political background
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: to these people that are successful at this. They're all polynesianer.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: And there's one thing I've learned in my time I've
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: many is a take it my hand hold handed to me,
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: is that you never go confrontationally against a Polynesian of
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: any sort, whether their tongue and sam Owen, Fijian, oh Hawaiian.
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: You just let them have it because they are They
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: are actually physically made of different stuff. Their their muscles
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: is denser, their bones are denser, and they fucking love it.
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: The Usos love to smash, That's their whole thing. They
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: licked their lips at smashing. And I don't know which
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: lad died, but I would, I would I lay a
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: fucking good five risk, fine fural note on it that
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: it was somehow the Polynesian gay Honky took fancy himself
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: because you know he was a big boy in college
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: and went up against the fucking absolute rhinosters of a human.
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: So to to run it straight at power slap now,
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: just before we move on to the subject, because the honestly, folks,
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: if you think we're not saying too much about it,
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: there's not much to say to slap each other in
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: the face. And the slow motion replays of it look
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: like like like when they would make jelly people in
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: Midbusters to show you what cannonballs do to you.
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: That's exactly it.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: They look like.
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: If anybody if anybody looked watched Tyson Fury's fight over
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: the weekend in Tottenham Stadium. He he wears his shirts
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: very high and the day after I don't know what
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: he shuttles into his system to get so much water
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: weight onto himself. Now he has a bit of a
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: dad bought anyway, Tyson Fury. But from behind he has
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: these two saddlebags that are water that he didn't have
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: the day before. Because he's got in weight. He maybe
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: he might be put on ten twelve pounds over twenty
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: four hour period from way in to fight. And because
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: it does when you've that much extra weight put on,
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: it does fucking add up when you're leaning in on
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: fellas a punching ahead of him. But there was so
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: much jiggle that it didn't even look human that was
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: flapping around on his back. And anybody who wants to
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: go and watch that and just slow it down and go, oh,
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: I can't be watching his slap fights. Imagine two faces
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: on the back of Tyson Fury's hips and that's exactly
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: what it looks like. It just flaps and wiggles like
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: you wouldn't believe a human like. It moves off the bone.
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: It moves off the fucking bone.
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: Well, here's the thing, Tom. Now we say power slap
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: is on the up and on the up and on
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: the up? Is it?
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: Though?
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: Because we've talked an awful lot about this so called
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: sport and I can't name you one person that's in it.
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: I don't know the power slap has a Hule.
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: Cogan or Econo McGregor or a uh a Ronda Rousi
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: because women do this power slap ship.
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: Here's the thing. I don't know if any of them
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: would be able to name anybody else. And that's what
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: I mean. There it fucking rings there. But like like
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: if they don't drop fuck met they're just they're not
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: short off it.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: Like I've seen people souls leave their bodies.
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: This is I tell you what this is. This was
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: absolutely made for the Internet and they will live longer
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: on TikTok and Instagram than it will in actual real life.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: For something that was built for the Internet and built
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: for TikTok, it just really really strikes as being something
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: that we used to do before we learned about concussion.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, And the fact that you know, we learned
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: everything we know about concussions and then invented this ship
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: and then Dana White put money behind it and runs
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: these events in Las Vegas to crowds tom that looked
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: to my eyes to be in the dozens. Like nobody
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: fucking goes to this. It's like it's in the stadium
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: of fifty zerusand people. That's what I said.
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: It's me they should have just called this the CTE
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: Championships because nobody's gone. It's not like even if you're
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: not into the darts, you go to the darts because
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: you know it's there's a skill that there's comes a
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: time when you're taking the pisce. This is pure clickbit
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: there's I guarantee it. There's a person fucking on the
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: planet that there's watched more than twenty five seconds of
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: this and it's all on their phone. I would love
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: to meet.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: Something, buddy. Everyone into this. This whole sport is just
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: developed to like mind bitcoin or something.
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: That oh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. There's something underline
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: with this whole thing, because it doesn't make like there
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: will be more enjoyment watching the Conquerors Championships.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: Honestly, do you know what I'm going to tell you,
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: and I'll say it to you. It's straight. Dana White
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: probably invested in this so that when you google Dana
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: why slap, it just doesn't bring you straight to the
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: footage of him slapping his wife on the night.
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's exactly just to cover his tracks, Yeah,
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: just to.
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: Cover his track. We'll cover our tracks as we moved
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: swiftly on into the final segment of The Tom and
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: Jerry Show, Ladies and Gentlemen, a segment where me and
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: Tom acknowledged the fact there were a pair of miserable
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: old bastards in our mid forties, born in the early eighties,
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: lived through the nineties, twoenty, twenty tens, all the way
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: up here. We've seen a lot of shit come and
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: a lot of shit go, and we reminisce upon it,
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: don't you know. In a segment we call we remember
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: when when I was a young lad twenty or thirty
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: or forty years ago. Well, we finally got to the
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: tractors tramp. Oh did we got to detractors? Jar it did?
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: We did? Do you know what it was? It's we're
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: not We typically steer away from the normal run of
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: the mill as to what's going on, because that's why
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: people come here, come here, to this podcast, but it
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: does have to be acknowledged that as success was, I
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: had no doubt a few people.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna be honest with you tom as we record here.
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: It's Monday. Yeah, and on occasion there'll be like big
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: news stories that for whatever reason I'll just either not
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: engage with or won't register with me.
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: It got as far as Saturday and people were still
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: talking about the protest and I was like, oh, was
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: that not It was not a couple of is that?
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: And then I was like, oh, ship, that crap. That's
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: that's a lot bigger than I thought. Just for whatever reason,
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: I just didn't just just didn't gel with me it,
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: And it didn't with a lot of people.
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: I reckon. I reckon that, I know, because a lot
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: of people were I suppose not nothing, were in a
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: more comfortable environment, and that you weren't. You could get
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: to wherever you needed to go because you either use
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: public transport or you you didn't use a lot of
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: diesel or petrol in your car or whatever, you know
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: what I mean. So it wasn't a big big effect
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: on you. I think for the most part, it was
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: the protest kind of held up large highways and whatnot
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: around the country, And there was a couple where I
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: couldn't make it, make it to gigs and stuff, and
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: it was like, well, look if this many people are
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: passionately turned out, and a lot of people that I knew,
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: I knew I know very well and family murmurs or
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: whatnot that were affected by it. I mean, we're being
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: put out of business at the price of all these
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: things and whatnot. Being if you've got a million quids
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: sitting in the yard and they all need fuel and
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: you've just been told, oh, you're going to spend another
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: forty thousand this year on fuel that you weren't planning
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: and spelling.
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: Bigs in the crawl and could we could fill a
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: full episode about the protest, the protesters, various factions and
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: groups that showed up within the protest, what came forth
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: the chicken and the egg. But that's Tom and Jerry
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: Way are going about it, folks. What we do want
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: to say is that over the past four to five
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: days a lot of people were sick of the sight
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: of tractors. But we remember when we fucking love tractors town.
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: I won't lie here. I still love tractors. I have
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: a little I just have a little, litle potrack. I
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: wouldn't know many of the big, big fan see ones
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: that are there nowadays. Like I like, if you sat
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: me in a tractor right now, I go, oh jeez.
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: Well that's that's the thing. I mean. We are country
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: boys at heart. Now, Tom, you would have driven tractors.
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: You would have motorized about the place, done work with tractors.
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: For me, I was just a child on the farm
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: having a bit of crack, getting dragged around in the
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: hay sled behind a massy ferguson. But the tractors, we remember.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: He had the tractors today, buddy, I mean very much
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: like we talked about the trucks a couple of weeks ago,
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't know what direction to face an attractor if
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: I sat in one right now. It's like the fucking
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: starship Enterprise.
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: Well it became. It seems to be drawn more and more.
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: Like I was practically ridiculed when I first started going
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: to living in cities and stuff like that, because it
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: was this world away from fox Sick. You fucking drove
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: a fucking tractor.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, how do you think you get around fields?
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: Lads, and this is the whole day. I suppose you
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: went to the shops and the tractor. We're like, well,
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: if you had to, yeah, but they were completely missing
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: the point. And I think it is kind of coming
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: to light a bit more people have a bit more
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: appreciation of it, where it's like, oh, right, without the tractor,
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: we don't fucking eat tonight. Yeah, it's simple as you
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: know what I mean. So there was there was a
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: simpler time prior to tractors, but everybody had a simpler
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: way that there was a lot more people growing their
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: vegetables in and around even cities and whatnot. So you're like, yeah, yeah,
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: I would have a bit more appreciation for it. But
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: you're right, I said an attractor recently jar to move it.
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: I was told, would you moved? Absolutely? Pull up there,
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: and and I was in what in my mind frame,
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: I've been in tractors that were from should we say
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: the late nineties, even I'm like, oh, hold on, it's everything. Okay,
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: we have the steering wheel, we've got these pedals here, okay, but.
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: What the fuck?
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: There are two iPads, two iPads, no, three iPads, two joysticks,
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: and a whole fucking startup enterprise over my right shoulder here. Yeah,
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: so I'm just going, okay, where's the handbrake? Put it
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: in se tap it forward, and I mean I scutted
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: it around and I moved it.
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: It got moved.
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: But I don't fully fucking know how that even happened,
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: and like it.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: Probably it probably just in tune that you wanted it.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: Movement was like pulling forward fifty feet. Michael.
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like shit, he even thinks my name is Michael.
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: Do you know what? I was proud of myself with
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: I instinctively and thankfully, the controls for lifting the front
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: loader are still the same, back left, back left, if
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: you know, six seven o'clock if you wanted to come up.
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: Thank fuck, it didn't look like I didn't drive forward
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: and just scraped the bucket along the concrete yeard.
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: Nobody had blamed either, though.
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: No.
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you that the tractors that I would have
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: encountered as a youth on various farms and things like
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: this time now were very very basic. And you know,
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: there was no two seats in attractor, So if you
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: were a child in attractor, you were just basically standing
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: as best you could in the limited space that was
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: behind the drive.
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: Well, if you had a narrow enough arse on some
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: of the tractors, you could kind of would you down
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: the side of it. There'll be a few, you know,
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: as we've referred to them on many occasions, a few
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: fertilizer bags thrown in. There is a bit of a cushion.
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: You can kind of squid yourself in there, a small
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: but but the Zetter Crystal Jar, I don't know if
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: you were ever up, was not still a noble tractor
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: to this day. Was one of the few tractors that
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: came with a passenger seat.
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: It was that a little like a little flap down
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: kind of yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah none, no,
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: uh no, as you say yourself, there, Tom, if you
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: had a narrow enough art, you could scooch down the back.
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: I did not. But I always remember about being an
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: attractor more so than being in a car, like anything
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: you did in a tractor, or anything that was done
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: in a tractor, changing gears, pressing the brake, pulling the handbrake,
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: you could feel that it had a very definite mechanical effect.
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: On on on the the engine of the of the
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: of the machine, like as you drive your car to day,
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: I'm not entirely certain that the gearbox of my car
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: is connected. When I get you, do you know what
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: I mean? I think it's just like a little stick
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: and it sends a signal to do something elsewhere. And
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: the steering wheel. But when you had a steering wheel
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: of a tractor, you felt that it was a metal
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: rod going to the wheels that turn left and right
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: as you as you as you wanted it.
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: I would nearly It's a really valid point you make,
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: because I would nearly start everybody driving an old tractor first,
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: because it'll give you a human, a bio a biometric
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: connection to the mechanics. Like Jerry said, you've got these
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: track rod ends that push the wheel. There's no power
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: steering in the old tractors. You're talking Jerry's talking about
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: an old Massy thirty five, yeah, or maybe a Massy
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: sixty five and these things. You know, if you're talking
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: about Ford four thousands for six thousand and seven thousands,
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: the kind of things that you see used to numbers.
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: Wasn't there a thirty one thirty or some.
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: Such that's yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're getting into think
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: you might be getting too gen.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: Deeer territory there. Yeah, but there were tractor fans of
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: Assault US in the con one.
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: The only time I've ever mentioned a tractor, and I
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: will tell you they it's it's actually lovely to see.
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: There's a lot of young guys. They they take big
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: pride in the the Fred Dibnes style. I think a
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: lot of young guys are getting into collecting the old attractors,
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: and I mean a Discovery Channel level of top to tail.
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: These lads aren't fucking fucking around. They are top to
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: see it to roof, from bottom to roof. They are
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: doing these things out and they're not going over the
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: top like you see some of the Indian lives. They
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: chrome the fucking exhaustpect theseus are staying legit, you know.
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: But the the big thing what Jerry's talking about is
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: with the feet, like every like there'd be a slowdown
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: when you clutch regardless on the old tractors, whereas in
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: your own car there's a there's a there's a period
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: between gear changes where you don't slow down. It just
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: coasts for a little millisecond and then you're into the
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: next gear. Whereas when you're driving it along and they
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: want of these trackers. There's that heavy clutch, and the
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: clutch you're dragging her into fucking top top sports or whatever,
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: and you're trucking aloud, but you feel every last thing.
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: And of course the seats made of fucking iron as well,
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: the real old ones, like the.
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: Real old ones. Yeah, talking about iron. Maybe on a
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: good day we have a bit of a spring on it, but.
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: Not not the track I started on a massy thirty
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: five in the field I have built the house. I mean,
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: that's how fucking I don't know what what is the
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: the come around? Fucking what is the word I'm looking
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: for there? You've said that, You've told me before.
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: But anyway, it's sunrise sunset.
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it comes to it. It does actually build in
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: a kind of understand against what the heck is happening.
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: But the level of responsibility you think lads are gonna
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: scot because that's of course whatever city friend of mine,
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: Oh you must be when a weird coming of an
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: age happens, when you get handed the keys to attract
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: and go get up that you're not being told to
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: go have fun in it. It's purely utility vehicle. You
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: really aren't going to the shops and it you're fucking not.
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: That's all for joking. It costs money the second you
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: start that bastard. Yeah, so you better put it to
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: fucking work immediately. And it's kind of weird thing, and
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: it happened to every young flying you. I think they're
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: gonna scut or you know, they're so excited, but the
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: excitement is still there. But you're like, oh, time to
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: be a man. Now, this is time to grow. And
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: I'm sure you know what I mean it it's time
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: to go to work. And you're going, well, I've got
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: this fucking thing. I gotta go to work. This is
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: working now. And you'd see kids putting in serious shifts
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: like they're they're some of the most reliable lads. You
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: can actually get the lads that are absolutely jug into
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: it because they take to it. There's a like I said,
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: a comment of age where we're like, oh, it was
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: a bit of a messer up until now. Now I've
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: got this fucking machine to fucking operate. It's time to
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: go the.
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: U now the tractor itself. I want to say this,
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: nog and I appreciate we've got a lot of city listeners.
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: We've got a lot of country listeners that have skipped
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: at the end of the podcast now like we fucking
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: a little bit tractors.
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: Guarantee they haven't. Anybody who loves the tractor will go
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: Martin moone has listening to this, right, Shout out by
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: the way, Martin Moon. He closed the show for Caleb
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: from class the other night and it was the most
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: unbranded moment, but of course hit the day if the
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: whole place went fucking bananas and we're clapping and so
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: shout out to friend of the.
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: Show, Friend of the show. Well, the thing with the
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: thing with the tractor is it's not a car, folks,
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: It's not something that you use to drive to the
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: other end of the field or like that. A tractor
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: is for all intents and purposes, like a portable power
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: machine to do something else. Okay, so at the back
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: of a of a tractor there, Hey, Tom, there was
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: I'm assuming there'll be some very today.
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: I know what you're going to say, There still is.
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: There's there's there's a shaft. There is a shaft. Damn right,
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: it is a PTO shaft. I'm basically what it is
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: is like a little as as the as the engine turns,
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: it also spins the shaft as well. So there's like
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: a little metal nub out the back at the tractor
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: that spins, and you can attach things onto that to
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: do whatever you want with it. You can attach a baylor.
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: Now your tractor will bail.
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: Hey.
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: You can attach a syllage cotter. Now your tractor will
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: cut scyllage. You can you know, you can attach a
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: cement mixer onto it. You can attach it's like a
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: kitchen aid mixer. You can just stick.
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: One thing.
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: One thing that you don't ever want to attach some
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: loose clothing or calm. There is every country person listened
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: to this knows a family member or a neighbor that
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: because this thing. PTO stands for Power Takeoff. Yes, and
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: it is the most unforgiving piece of machine. I'm sure
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: there's unforgiven piece of machineries and factories for a forgiven
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: piece of a quick that will there's not even a
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: hit the off button there, you know.
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: There's not like there's not a trigger or anything like that.
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: And I'm gonna I'm gonna reference Mark the combat again.
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: It will literally pull your head out along with your spine.
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: Out of your fucking body before the rest you even
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: hits the fucking deck. That's the speed and power of
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: these things.
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: You know, all these things that everybody was afraid of
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: in the eighties. Oh I was afraid of quicksand oh
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: I was afraid of this, that and the other.
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: No, we were afraid of the fucking shaft.
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: If you were out there and where we were sitting
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: on the tractor, as young as kids would be standing
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: sitting on the back of it, like you know, it
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: was always if you get out, never go out the
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: back through the window that wasn't there, put your foot
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: down onto the PTO shaft because that's like imagine if
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: a USB port could fucking kill you, what can you
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: can plug into this? I can plugin, I can plug.
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I will pull your legs off.
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: The fancy, fancy bailer and stuff would have would have
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: a cover so it would go over the shafts that
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: would come up off this thing. And for all the world,
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: if you imagine a three inch plastic pipe that just
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: comes exactly bubbled around loosely around the thing, but at
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: least it didn't spin with the ferocity of this fucking thing.
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: It just kind of bubbled around. It gave chan, gave
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: you can fighting chance. They were absolutely and I was
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: only looking at a guy. He would believe it. During
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: the crisis and everything. They just delivered some veterl to
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: the petrol station up the road and he can fly
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: down the road in his tractor lawnmower. Well never I
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: never had much interest in him or whatever, but never
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: was I more envious when I saw this one jar.
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: It was a tractor lawnmow, fuel driven, of course, but
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: it had a PTO shaft on the back. This will
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: tell you this is a great question to do what
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: because I went here, Ice, that's a lovely bit of
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: kit because it looked maybe mid nineties, but in good condition.
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: It was I just got it their recently is is
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: I did a relative die? We found it in the garage.
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: He'd done a fucking one hundred hours, isn't somebody kid?
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: I went, look, do you know you have a PTO
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: shaft on the back. You just get a fuck And
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: he walked around. Well you want to see his eyes
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: light up with how many objects and devices He was
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: thinking block splitters, he was thinking, you could just see
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: him because I could get a set of lifting arms
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: put in the back of his I said, don't think
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: it has a hydraulic outu it. Well, why would we
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: stop when we have a PTO shaft? And I nearly
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: wanted to go home with him to draw some deads
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: were going to do for his I didn't even know
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: the man, don't even know him.
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: Stranger is just a friend, you didn't know who has
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: a lovely little tract a.
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: Lovely little tractor. But there's the first one that I drove,
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: we'll call it for a job, was a Kobota and
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: they're a Japanese mini tractor and they're perfect for going
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: through lines. I worked in a big, big nursery farm
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: when I was thirteen, huge fucking place, and but they
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: were They made him primarily for being able to drive
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: through these things. Now I was immediately hooked. I pottered
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: around tractors before that, before, but you were never really
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: going to get a summer job. Following summer, I end
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: up drawing siledg and don't hay and stuff like that,
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: and it's like, well, this is me for the rest
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: of my life. I had school, not being involved at
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: all or any influence or anything at all, then I
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: would have been happy in that moment because.
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: I'm not worker.
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: What's better than this? What's better than this moment in life?
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: Driving around my coat of the barbarian fucking helmet on?
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: But it was a.
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: Tractor called again, yeah, what's the call?
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: The cabota yah combota, the barb the barbarian. I think.
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: I think the tractor I got was a John Deere
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: for drawing siledge. And it was like that. It was
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: like a thirty one thirty or something like that. It
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: was yeah, but I could immediately what it did for
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: me was it made a bloke of you. Now, all
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: of a sudden, the grown men who are in their
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: thirties and forties are doing the same job, and then
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: give you the same respect because you're working the same
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: hours they are. Now. The only thing is you don't
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: quite get the same respect from the farmer's wife because
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: these lads were all getting fine fucking dinners for some
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: reason when I was like fifteen, because I wouldn't have
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: the licensing to take it up. But we were going
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: on to farms that were so big the tractor could
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: be brought their far me, like you know, and I
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: wouldn't work every day farm. I was working on it
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: but for some reason, the farmer's wife always just gave
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: me like a fucking scone and a sandwich. I'm like,
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: I'm actually the one growing here. These fucks don't need
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: half the fuck galleries I need right now, and I'm
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: going for sixteen hours today like you know so. But
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: the great thing was it makes a fucking adult have you.
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: And you could see if any of the girls that
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: were driving to they were seventeen eighteen year old women,
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: I should work like there may have been forty year
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: old blokes, do you know what I mean? Because they'd
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: heard all this shit, they were doing a real job
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: that was making people money. Do you know what I mean?
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: This wasn't some Maria. Isn't he great? He's doing three
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: hours of the weekend now, he watered the flowers. He's
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: the best buy ever. He's gone around to all his
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: his parents, his friend's parents, and he's you know, he's
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: cleaning the windows. And you're like, okay, all right, but
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: let's be honest, this is really this is big boy ship.
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna machine that could kill me and you.
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: Lady exactly exactly. Put aside from that, you're making fucking
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: money for everybody. You know you're making a fucking livelihood
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: for the farmers that's booked you for this gear. And
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: let's be honest, you're up in the cool motherfucking monster truck.
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: You enjoy breaking rocks.
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but this is this was you can see the joy?
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: Why still?
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: I remember one and only time I mentioned tractor driving,
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: and I've forgotten people's passion for it. I had subbed
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: in on the two Johnny Show many years ago, Yes,
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: and a quick fire question was going this. You know
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: what's your favorite? This? I got what's your favorite tractor
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: of all time? Just thrown out there from one of
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: the listeners questions. I said, the fort w thirty five
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: had googled. The other guy, Johnny looked, googly, Oh class
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: cool tractor, A bit of a jim jab. That was it?
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: That was the clip. Well fuck me, I mean I
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: was getting l's coming up to me at mask on
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: ver choice and attractor like nearly like I had, let's
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: score the goal for Ireland, do you know what I mean?
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: Like it was a gentleman's choice, the gentleman's choice.
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: Tractor like this art detractor John Hamwood drive, you know
• 58:28
  Speaker 3: what I mean? Just smoking a cigar discerning.
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: The discerning man's tractor. Well, like we want to say, folks,
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: there was a lot of disruption in the nation over
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: the last week, and who's to say it hasn't all
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: flared up back again by the time thay. Hopefully everybody
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: ah doesn't do that.
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: The overriding thing that I got. They just want a
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: resolution to get this job to get there, especially with
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: the summer coming.
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: Ger.
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: If we can't get the stup off the fucking ground,
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: I can't tell you how fucked we are as a nation.
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: I don't care about big take enfromat If stuff don't
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: come up off the fucking ground this year, we're in trouble.
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: We're in trouble.
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: But but there you go, just just in case. If
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: you do see a if you do see a tractor
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: out and about, remember you can have your opinions about
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: the politics of everybody.
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: Else with the tractor itself. Is a tractor. Leave the tractor,
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: be leave the Keep a good car distance away from
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: the video shaft at the back, kind of like walking behind.
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: Do you know that that's had ten pints a guinnus.
• 59:36
  Speaker 3: Give him a bit of space, Give him a bit
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: of space from the back end anyway.
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: You don't need to be up in his business anyway. Folks,
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: what were your experiences with tractors not limited to the
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: last seven days, Like, go back forty years and tell
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: me if you had good fun on a tractor like
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: Tom did, or did you have not great fun walking
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: behind one filling a transport box with stones?
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: Like? Yeah, well no, I think that for some reason, Jerry,
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: you seem to have gotten to the You got to
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 3: the entry level of a lot of things. For some reason,
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: you got the right count of a job, and oh yeah,
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: you weren't ever allowed to progress. I don't know what
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: point did Jared. Does Jared get to sit up in
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 3: the tractor and shout at some younger cousins to throw
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: rocks because that's where you're supposed to move the next
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 3: like you.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: Can see, I can see myself discussing that with somebody
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: that I'm paying eighty.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: Year somewhere, going why did I always? Why was I always? When?
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: Why was I the low boy?
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: What the fuck was that about?
• 1:00:31
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• 1:00:32
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• 1:00:35
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• 1:01:02
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• 1:01:05
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• 1:01:08
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• 1:01:12
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• 1:01:13
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• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: I said that we should have had a monumental recording
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: session at Hansfield Trains pas centenary. It's no joke these
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: days Hansfield has bloomed in recent years. It's it's a
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: real tand Pinocchio class.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 3: I do before we hit hit the bricks, I've just
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: one kind of event to to mention. My very good wife,
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: who will hear me talking about a lot of the time,
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: is cutting off our hair for UH to donate it
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 3: to the Little Princess Trust.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: She did it.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: Jurdan covid ye she's she's doing it again and she's
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: raising funds for the Laurelin Hospice, which is in an
• 1:01:52
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• 1:01:54
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• 1:02:06
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• 1:02:11
  Speaker 3: in a month or two time that'll be class and chime.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: In on the Instagram as well. We've started a post
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: question requests on the day of recording, I might have
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: left a little bit late today. Number one, I posted
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: a little video of myself getting ready to model on,
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: saying any questions of model on And I did get
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: slagged for wearing safety glasses.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: So no, I mean, did you wear safet glasses? You
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: were clearly that was the fucking that was if ever
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 3: you were baiting people, Jared, nobody wears fucking God, it
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 3: was cutting the lawn.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I guess I can just cross
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: across a stone and let it fly straight through my fucking.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 3: Called squint like a fucking man.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: Anyway, it's burned Dylan to ask me. Obviously, he's kind
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: of thinking, well, the jerry knows his way around the garden.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: He asks any tips from most in a law. He's
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: after buying a house and the gardens are in a hip.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: This afternoon, dling, while I was mowing my lan, I
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: made it a plan for the summer to buy a
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: weed killer, not a selective one, but a weed killer
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: that would kill every fucking living thing. I am going
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: to kill this grass down to the brown ground and
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: start from starter because complete fucking run of it.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: Oh, we need to watch this because I can't quite
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 3: do that in mine yet. I because my loan has
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: been beaten up by horses for fucking sixteen years and
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 3: it is I've practicedly no top side. I mean, there's
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 3: grass coming up now, but it took nineteen cuts last
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  Speaker 3: year to try and plant feed the thing. Dylan, if
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 3: you don't, if you're not going to go back to
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: apocalypse of Earth, there is a very good product that
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: I only saw the other day, and it's not overly
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  Speaker 3: pricey for what the job it will do, and do
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  Speaker 3: it one time. Is it is a master remover. It
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 3: is a mastermover.
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  Speaker 2: But get it.
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  Speaker 3: Cut back to the fucking boat. You can get a
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  Speaker 3: bag of it. I thought to go up. I'm sure
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  Speaker 3: it's in every garden center, going get a sprinkle of going,
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  Speaker 3: make sure and get some. And if you're listening right
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  Speaker 3: now and you haven't waited, you're in April. You're right
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  Speaker 3: at the turn of the second chance to seed, So
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  Speaker 3: get some fucking fresh seed down. Do ask yourself, why
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  Speaker 3: the fuck is it mossy? Is it just that it's
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  Speaker 3: been left to neglect or is there a bit of
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  Speaker 3: a hole there and that's fucking sop and wet? Do
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  Speaker 3: you know what I mean? Try and get that fucking
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  Speaker 3: stopping bit of If it's not, if it's on the
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  Speaker 3: flat or on a bit of a fall, then it's
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 3: just fucking neglected ground, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: You got to kill it and paved written all over.
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  Speaker 3: There's a lot of tarmac, that's
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  Speaker 2: Right, Tom, Good luck, good luck.