Bazookaaah Number 64
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Yes Easter is done and thankfully there was no nuclear war on Monday, small victories eh?!!
The Straight of Hormuz was closed then open, then restricted then it seems it's closed again. It's like the Blackwall Tunnel!
Speaking of subtreanea The Russians have been seen in British waters looking at our undersea cables, just a look though apparently, there was no fear of them cutting them with seafaring scissors. Anyway we're not taking much notice because Starmer is too busy huddling with the Arabs, obviously Yvette Cooper is not allowed to because it's not haram.
So Melania…
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