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#273 Raging Against Everything · Two Doting Dads with Matty J & Ash

• 0:01
  Speaker 1: I want to talk to you.
• 0:06
  Speaker 2: About a thing that I've done.
• 0:08
  Speaker 3: What have you done?
• 0:09
  Speaker 2: Put my finger in my bum.
• 0:10
  Speaker 4: Did you get? I had a funny thought.
• 0:13
  Speaker 2: Please.
• 0:14
  Speaker 3: That's not very funny.
• 0:15
  Speaker 4: I was just thinking about oxytocin, that's all.
• 0:18
  Speaker 2: Go on. What's that again?
• 0:18
  Speaker 3: You can get oxytocin from a big cuddle.
• 0:21
  Speaker 1: Should we hug it out?
• 0:23
  Speaker 3: And then I was like, I said to April, come here,
• 0:25
  Speaker 3: let me give you a hug. So you can come oxytocin.
• 0:30
  Speaker 2: Say it again.
• 0:30
  Speaker 3: Come what?
• 0:32
  Speaker 4: Never mind.
• 0:33
  Speaker 2: Say it once more.
• 0:34
  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 2: Say it for the doters.
• 0:35
  Speaker 4: No.
• 0:35
  Speaker 3: I said I'm going to make you come oxytocin.
• 0:38
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 0:38
  Speaker 3: No.
• 0:40
  Speaker 1: And you say I'm creepy.
• 0:41
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 0:42
  Speaker 4: Can we start again, please?
• 0:44
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 1:00
  Speaker 2: Welcome back to two dads i'm not having that i
• 1:04
  Speaker 2: am maddie j i wasn't.
• 1:05
  Speaker 1: And i'm producer vick i'm.
• 1:07
  Speaker 2: Not here and this is a podcast all about parenting
• 1:10
  Speaker 2: it is the good it is the bad and the
• 1:12
  Speaker 2: relatable and if you come for advice no no.
• 1:17
  Speaker 4: But give your spouse a hug and generate.
• 1:18
  Speaker 3: Some oxytocin there you go or make them come whatever.
• 1:23
  Speaker 1: Both happy things.
• 1:24
  Speaker 4: Both happy things.
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  Speaker 2: Well, yeah.
• 1:26
  Speaker 4: Well said.
• 1:27
  Speaker 3: Absolutely well said. Matt?
• 1:29
  Speaker 2: Hello.
• 1:29
  Speaker 4: Anything on coming and oxytocin from you?
• 1:30
  Speaker 2: I want to give a shout out to Marley.
• 1:33
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:35
  Speaker 4: That's a good term.
• 1:36
  Speaker 2: We're talking about, you know. Oxytocin?
• 1:39
  Speaker 4: If you give your kids oxytocin, I mean, give a cuddle,
• 1:42
  Speaker 4: they give oxytocin. So it's a good thing.
• 1:44
  Speaker 2: There you go. So actually Marley may get this oxytocin
• 1:47
  Speaker 2: on the weekend. No, she probably won't. She's got her
• 1:50
  Speaker 2: very first game of netball. Yep.
• 1:53
  Speaker 1: That is exciting. I was wondering what was happening with netball.
• 1:56
  Speaker 3: Has she done any training really?
• 1:58
  Speaker 2: She has been doing training, except the only issue is
• 2:00
  Speaker 2: makes me a little bit nervous that during the school holidays,
• 2:03
  Speaker 2: which was a little while ago, we were away for
• 2:07
  Speaker 2: most of it. And in the group chat, the netball
• 2:10
  Speaker 2: group chat, there's a lot of holiday training going on.
• 2:13
  Speaker 2: The parents are catching up. They were going, they were
• 2:16
  Speaker 2: finding courts. They were like all getting together and, And
• 2:19
  Speaker 2: I was like, hello. And so I'm a little bit
• 2:24
  Speaker 2: worried at how she's going to go. She's not very
• 2:26
  Speaker 2: competitive at all.
• 2:28
  Speaker 3: That might benefit her for the first one, where she
• 2:31
  Speaker 3: might just be happy to be there and get in
• 2:34
  Speaker 3: amongst it without knowing, like, without having that.
• 2:37
  Speaker 2: I don't know if she's read this somewhere, but she
• 2:39
  Speaker 2: says to me, Dad, I'm not a competitive kind of girl.
• 2:42
  Speaker 2: I'm a dancey, creative girl. Okay, well.
• 2:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll just find out when she gets on the court. No,
• 2:48
  Speaker 3: I don't think.
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  Speaker 2: She has it in her to really be someone who competes.
• 2:54
  Speaker 4: Well, you'll find out.
• 2:55
  Speaker 2: Have you ever seen that video of these kids playing
• 2:57
  Speaker 2: soccer and this one girl's doing cartwheels?
• 3:00
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's going to be Marley.
• 3:02
  Speaker 4: At least she's involved.
• 3:04
  Speaker 1: Louis likes to chase his own shadow on the field.
• 3:10
  Speaker 2: Ah, good on you, Louis.
• 3:11
  Speaker 4: Good on you, Louis.
• 3:12
  Speaker 2: So, very first game of netball, except... I said she
• 3:16
  Speaker 2: couldn't be there. I thought we're going to be away.
• 3:17
  Speaker 2: So I've put her in as like a late. So
• 3:19
  Speaker 2: I think she's starting on the bench.
• 3:21
  Speaker 3: That's okay.
• 3:22
  Speaker 4: She gets a watch.
• 3:24
  Speaker 2: And I thought maybe, I don't know if this is
• 3:26
  Speaker 2: bad parenting or not, but I was like to try
• 3:28
  Speaker 2: and get her excited. Cause she loves new things. I
• 3:32
  Speaker 2: was like, I'm going to buy her a pair of shoes.
• 3:34
  Speaker 2: She only has Crocs and her black school shoes. That's it.
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  Speaker 3: So now she's got some netball shoes, like some runners?
• 3:40
  Speaker 2: Well, yes, because I've got some pinky run shoes.
• 3:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
• 3:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I thought.
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  Speaker 3: It is meant to be fun too.
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  Speaker 2: I said to her, I was like, hey, you've got
• 3:49
  Speaker 2: a brand new pair of shoes coming. They're going to
• 3:51
  Speaker 2: come in the mail. And she's like, over my dead body,
• 3:53
  Speaker 2: am I going to play netball on the weekend? And
• 3:55
  Speaker 2: I was like, okay. It's very specific.
• 3:58
  Speaker 3: That's just nerves.
• 4:00
  Speaker 4: That's anxiety.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it is.
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  Speaker 4: Absolutely that is anxiety.
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  Speaker 2: I think it is.
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  Speaker 3: She's like she has built it up in her head
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  Speaker 3: to be like this big scary thing. Then when afterwards
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  Speaker 3: it won't be a scary thing.
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  Speaker 2: I think maybe because I was panicking.
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  Speaker 1: It's the great unknown.
• 4:12
  Speaker 2: I was panicking. I was like, oh, they're training Marley.
• 4:15
  Speaker 2: And she was like, now I know. They're training without you.
• 4:19
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 4: They're doing like some of them can do 100 push-ups.
• 4:21
  Speaker 4: And she's like, what can you do? Did you ever
• 4:24
  Speaker 4: play a mixed netball?
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  Speaker 2: What?
• 4:26
  Speaker 3: Did you ever play mixed netball?
• 4:27
  Speaker 2: Not for me.
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  Speaker 4: Not for you. It's really fun to play, but boring
• 4:30
  Speaker 4: to watch.
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  Speaker 1: It's very hard. I've played like two games in my life.
• 4:33
  Speaker 3: I reckon you would be very good.
• 4:36
  Speaker 4: You've got long limbs. You're tall. You're agile.
• 4:39
  Speaker 3: You're fast.
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  Speaker 2: I was never good at basketball.
• 4:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's not my domain.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but what about the basketball? See, that's the thing.
• 4:44
  Speaker 4: I think people who weren't good.
• 4:45
  Speaker 3: At basketball played netball.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I'm more of a... Was I ever really good in
• 4:48
  Speaker 2: the water? Never good on the basketball court?
• 4:51
  Speaker 1: He was a gymnast.
• 4:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm more of a cricket ball kind of guy.
• 4:56
  Speaker 1: Can I ask what position Marley is going to play?
• 4:59
  Speaker 4: Left right out at this stage.
• 5:02
  Speaker 2: Why would you attack my daughter like that? Because she's
• 5:04
  Speaker 2: on the bench. That's my eldest daughter.
• 5:05
  Speaker 4: You said she's on the bench.
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  Speaker 2: I can make fun of her.
• 5:07
  Speaker 4: I did not. You said she's on the bench.
• 5:10
  Speaker 2: She's going to listen back to this podcast and be like, wow,
• 5:12
  Speaker 2: Ash was a real fucking asshole.
• 5:14
  Speaker 1: She's also going to hear that you called her a
• 5:15
  Speaker 1: fuckwit last week.
• 5:16
  Speaker 2: Did I say that?
• 5:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 5:21
  Speaker 2: Marley, if you're listening, I love you. That was a joke.
• 5:23
  Speaker 4: I love you too, Marley.
• 5:23
  Speaker 2: Ash is the real enemy here.
• 5:24
  Speaker 4: Mine was a joke.
• 5:25
  Speaker 2: Let's not forget.
• 5:27
  Speaker 3: You turned your kids on me last episode too, the
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  Speaker 3: episode before.
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  Speaker 2: Did I?
• 5:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the same episode that you said that she was
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  Speaker 4: a fuckwit.
• 5:33
  Speaker 3: I said something and you were like, don't.
• 5:36
  Speaker 4: Come at me.
• 5:37
  Speaker 2: This just, for anyone who's new here, they may listen
• 5:40
  Speaker 2: and go, gosh, they really don't like each other on
• 5:41
  Speaker 2: this podcast. We do.
• 5:43
  Speaker 3: Not a great start.
• 5:44
  Speaker 2: We do enjoy each other company, but it just becomes
• 5:46
  Speaker 2: a bit of a like power struggle for like who's
• 5:48
  Speaker 2: on top.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 5:50
  Speaker 1: We have a lot of fun, though.
• 5:53
  Speaker 4: I'm excited to see how she goes. Obviously, it must
• 5:56
  Speaker 4: be a lower, because they can't, it's quite high.
• 5:58
  Speaker 2: Well, she has said, she's like, Dad, the fucking, the
• 6:00
  Speaker 2: thing is, the fucking net's too high.
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  Speaker 3: They surely bring it down for seven-year-olds.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think they do.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 4: So what, is it going to be nil all every week?
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  Speaker 2: I think the scores are like 3-1.
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  Speaker 4: And it's the referee putting the ball in. Oh, it's close. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I don't.
• 6:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, maybe they do. I have no idea.
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  Speaker 2: I really, I actually did see. I saw some year
• 6:19
  Speaker 2: six kids training and I was like, wow, they're really good.
• 6:23
  Speaker 4: But they're year six.
• 6:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I was like.
• 6:26
  Speaker 4: It's twice Marley's age, really.
• 6:27
  Speaker 2: I'm really, this is my first, guys, big deal, my
• 6:30
  Speaker 2: very first time watching competitive sport with my children because
• 6:34
  Speaker 2: up until now they've been doing dancing and gymnastics, all
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  Speaker 2: the bloody artsy-fartsy creative boring sports.
• 6:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, sports.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't Lolo do soccer?
• 6:43
  Speaker 2: But that was like clinics, which she fucking hated with passion.
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  Speaker 2: So now this is the real, this is like the
• 6:52
  Speaker 2: big step up.
• 6:53
  Speaker 3: Does Marlene need a pep talk?
• 6:54
  Speaker 4: I'm pretty good at pep talks.
• 6:55
  Speaker 3: I can give her a pep talk.
• 6:56
  Speaker 4: Can I record one and send it to you?
• 6:58
  Speaker 3: For what day is it?
• 6:59
  Speaker 2: Saturday.
• 7:00
  Speaker 3: For Saturday morning.
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  Speaker 2: Please.
• 7:01
  Speaker 4: And she's feeling nervous.
• 7:02
  Speaker 3: You just go, look, Ash has something to say to you.
• 7:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll FaceTime her.
• 7:05
  Speaker 1: Do it. Because Ash helps kids win. That's his job.
• 7:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're like a psychologist for kids.
• 7:12
  Speaker 4: Here's one for you.
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  Speaker 3: April messaged me when I was away because she had
• 7:14
  Speaker 3: to play touch and she was like, I don't want
• 7:16
  Speaker 3: to play because she was feeling anxious and nervous because
• 7:18
  Speaker 3: they've lost every game.
• 7:19
  Speaker 2: What do they call it again? Like the MILFs or something?
• 7:22
  Speaker 4: The MILFs, yeah.
• 7:24
  Speaker 2: The old. Ageless beauties.
• 7:25
  Speaker 4: The old MILFs.
• 7:26
  Speaker 1: The old MILFs. Ageless beauties.
• 7:29
  Speaker 4: I don't know. Ageless athletes.
• 7:31
  Speaker 2: Ageless athletes. I prefer MILFs.
• 7:33
  Speaker 3: She texted me and said, I was telling Oscar that
• 7:36
  Speaker 3: I was nervous to play and he said, Imagine how, no,
• 7:39
  Speaker 3: wonder how you'll feel after. Because that's what I would
• 7:41
  Speaker 3: say to him to get him to.
• 7:44
  Speaker 2: He's stealing your material.
• 7:45
  Speaker 4: He's stealing my stuff.
• 7:47
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
• 7:47
  Speaker 1: That's so adorable.
• 7:50
  Speaker 3: He wrote a handwritten note for her to keep, to
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  Speaker 3: take on the field.
• 7:55
  Speaker 4: What did it say? Let's call her. Because I want
• 7:58
  Speaker 4: to call her anyway about the bike. You want to
• 8:00
  Speaker 4: find out about the bike stuff?
• 8:01
  Speaker 6: Please.
• 8:02
  Speaker 2: Also, I keep forgetting to bloody write my kids letters
• 8:05
  Speaker 2: for lunchbox. Every night I'm like, I'll do it in
• 8:08
  Speaker 2: the morning, and then in the morning I'm like, get
• 8:09
  Speaker 2: in the fucking car. I'm like, damn it, I forgot.
• 8:12
  Speaker 2: Love you.
• 8:12
  Speaker 6: Hi, Ben.
• 8:16
  Speaker 2: Hello.
• 8:16
  Speaker 3: I'm here with Matt and Vic, and we just have
• 8:18
  Speaker 3: a couple of things we want to talk to you about.
• 8:19
  Speaker 2: Hey, April.
• 8:20
  Speaker 6: Hi. Yay.
• 8:22
  Speaker 3: Don't sound so excited. Firstly, we want to talk about
• 8:26
  Speaker 3: touch football and the note that Oscar left you.
• 8:29
  Speaker 4: What did he say?
• 8:30
  Speaker 6: Oh, bless. Every Monday comes around and I get quite
• 8:34
  Speaker 6: nervous and I was telling him I'm quite nervous about
• 8:37
  Speaker 6: touch football. I think we may have been in the
• 8:40
  Speaker 6: car after his jiu-jitsu or something and he goes to me, Mum,
• 8:44
  Speaker 6: think about how proud you'll feel if you beat them tonight.
• 8:49
  Speaker 6: And I was like, oh, but that was so nice.
• 8:52
  Speaker 2: Quite profound. Anyway, hey. That's quite profound.
• 8:55
  Speaker 3: He's a mini-ash.
• 8:57
  Speaker 6: And then, you know, I was getting ready and he's like,
• 9:00
  Speaker 6: he passes me a note and he's written it down
• 9:04
  Speaker 6: on a piece of paper saying, Mum, think about how
• 9:06
  Speaker 6: proud you'll be if you beat them tonight. But then
• 9:09
  Speaker 6: the thing is, I want you to win or something
• 9:11
  Speaker 6: like that. And he made me take it to show
• 9:14
  Speaker 6: my teammates as well, so to help us get through
• 9:17
  Speaker 6: the game.
• 9:18
  Speaker 4: Nice. And how did you go?
• 9:20
  Speaker 2: We lost, but... Yeah, what was the score?
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  Speaker 3: Dammit.
• 9:23
  Speaker 6: I think it was like 9-2, but I think I
• 9:27
  Speaker 6: did my best playing yet.
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  Speaker 2: That's good.
• 9:30
  Speaker 4: I was going to say, you did a goose step. Yeah,
• 9:32
  Speaker 4: I did.
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  Speaker 6: I did not even know where that came from.
• 9:34
  Speaker 4: I must have just watched so much football.
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  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 9:39
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 9:40
  Speaker 2: Very good.
• 9:41
  Speaker 4: Go, girl.
• 9:41
  Speaker 3: Next one is recently you purchased your first bicycle.
• 9:47
  Speaker 6: I did.
• 9:48
  Speaker 3: Can you give us an update how that's going? Because
• 9:51
  Speaker 3: I've been away for a week.
• 9:52
  Speaker 2: I haven't done it.
• 9:53
  Speaker 6: Oh, what?
• 9:54
  Speaker 4: I haven't done it in the week that you've been away. Oh, okay,
• 9:56
  Speaker 4: all right.
• 9:56
  Speaker 2: There's a lot on your plate right now.
• 9:58
  Speaker 1: She can't ride a bike by herself if she doesn't
• 10:00
  Speaker 1: know how to ride a bike.
• 10:00
  Speaker 4: I taught her.
• 10:02
  Speaker 3: I've taught you how to ride a bike.
• 10:04
  Speaker 6: I thought about, like, taking the kids and, like, just,
• 10:06
  Speaker 6: but I feel like I still feel like I need
• 10:08
  Speaker 6: you there to manage the kids while I concentrate.
• 10:11
  Speaker 3: On bike riding.
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  Speaker 2: Just remember, April, think about how proud you'll be after
• 10:16
  Speaker 2: you take that little ride around the park by yourself.
• 10:19
  Speaker 1: Very good.
• 10:20
  Speaker 4: She's getting good.
• 10:21
  Speaker 3: I remember last time.
• 10:22
  Speaker 4: The confidence is growing.
• 10:24
  Speaker 6: It's funny. People, like, stop to let the kids pass
• 10:27
  Speaker 6: and then they see me coming and they just keep walking.
• 10:29
  Speaker 2: But I'm like, no, you need to stop.
• 10:33
  Speaker 4: I remember, like.
• 10:34
  Speaker 6: They don't know.
• 10:37
  Speaker 4: Oscar's so quick on it now.
• 10:38
  Speaker 3: I'll get some footage for the guys because you're getting
• 10:41
  Speaker 3: quite good except for when there's people around and you
• 10:43
  Speaker 3: get a bit nervous and a bit shaky.
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: I want to hear how the lessons went. Like, did
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: you put the towel around her?
• 10:48
  Speaker 3: No, I honestly did the old just once you've got momentum,
• 10:52
  Speaker 3: don't stop pedalling and straight away. Nice. It was just
• 10:55
  Speaker 3: the turning, which was a bit shaky.
• 10:57
  Speaker 6: I still think turning's a little bit tricky.
• 11:00
  Speaker 2: We're all very proud of you, April.
• 11:02
  Speaker 3: Oh, thanks, guys.
• 11:03
  Speaker 6: Very proud.
• 11:03
  Speaker 4: We'll keep tabs on you.
• 11:04
  Speaker 1: We can all go for a bike ride together on
• 11:06
  Speaker 1: the northern beaches.
• 11:07
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 11:07
  Speaker 2: Settle down, Vic.
• 11:08
  Speaker 4: All right. I'll see you at home.
• 11:11
  Speaker 3: All right. Bye. Bye.
• 11:13
  Speaker 2: I really wanted to bring up the sex pillow.
• 11:16
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 11:16
  Speaker 2: Because I just wanted to say that. Congratulations.
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: This is a pervert. Unlike me, who's very.
• 11:25
  Speaker 4: Shut up. You're the worst. You've rubbed off on me.
• 11:28
  Speaker 2: I didn't want to make her feel uncomfortable.
• 11:31
  Speaker 3: That's Vic's job.
• 11:32
  Speaker 2: Okay. We're here to talk about touch football and bike riding.
• 11:36
  Speaker 2: Good on her. Just really quickly, Ash, before we move along,
• 11:42
  Speaker 2: before we had school holidays, we talked about doing a
• 11:44
  Speaker 2: collective knit treatment. This is to the class on the
• 11:48
  Speaker 2: WhatsApp chat for Marley because everyone just kept getting, it
• 11:51
  Speaker 2: was like the revolving door of knits. They just jump
• 11:53
  Speaker 2: from one kid to the next.
• 11:55
  Speaker 4: Well said.
• 11:56
  Speaker 2: Thank you. Thank you. It was like battling COVID back then.
• 12:00
  Speaker 2: We're like, we have an outbreak.
• 12:02
  Speaker 5: Everyone get down.
• 12:03
  Speaker 3: My grandmother called COVID the carver.
• 12:05
  Speaker 4: She just couldn't quite understand.
• 12:06
  Speaker 2: What it meant.
• 12:08
  Speaker 4: She's got that carver.
• 12:09
  Speaker 2: But Laura suggested that all the kids do the knit
• 12:11
  Speaker 2: treatment at the same time. And since then, not a
• 12:15
  Speaker 2: single outbreak.
• 12:16
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 12:16
  Speaker 2: Because it got so bad that one of the teachers,
• 12:20
  Speaker 2: I think it was a supply teacher, if any child
• 12:23
  Speaker 2: scratched their head, they were put by themselves in the classroom.
• 12:27
  Speaker 2: They were ostracized.
• 12:28
  Speaker 3: It's kind of like, also, if you really wanted to
• 12:31
  Speaker 3: get back at someone, you'd just feed, you'd just put
• 12:33
  Speaker 3: nits in that classroom. And they'd be like, there you go.
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: Well, I don't think you'd have.
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: How do you catch a nit?
• 12:38
  Speaker 4: You'd get it. You'd do it. You'd find it.
• 12:40
  Speaker 3: You would make it happen. If you were that devious
• 12:42
  Speaker 3: to think about that, I would make it happen.
• 12:44
  Speaker 4: Anyway, carry on.
• 12:45
  Speaker 2: That is a level of deviancy which I've never experienced before.
• 12:49
  Speaker 3: Watch out.
• 12:52
  Speaker 4: Good to hear, actually.
• 12:53
  Speaker 3: Because, I mean, like, I used to have to shave
• 12:55
  Speaker 3: my head when I was a kid because I'd get
• 12:56
  Speaker 3: it all the time because... It's a fact.
• 12:59
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, well said, well said.
• 13:01
  Speaker 3: There's a little note here that's saying a live show
• 13:03
  Speaker 3: in Amsterdam.
• 13:04
  Speaker 4: Explain.
• 13:04
  Speaker 2: Vic, what's that?
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: That actually came from Martina, a dota who lives in Amsterdam.
• 13:09
  Speaker 4: Oh, Martina.
• 13:10
  Speaker 2: Hello, Martina.
• 13:11
  Speaker 4: Hello, Martina.
• 13:12
  Speaker 1: She was one of the duchies that wrote to us
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: and said, hey.
• 13:15
  Speaker 3: Can I just ask, Martina, if you were born a male,
• 13:18
  Speaker 3: would your name be Martin?
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: Potentially.
• 13:20
  Speaker 4: It's a very valid question. Her dad was like, yeah,
• 13:23
  Speaker 4: we've got names picked out. It's either Martin or Martina.
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: You could say the same about Ash and Ashley.
• 13:28
  Speaker 3: It's Ashton, thank you very much.
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: Ashton and Ashley.
• 13:30
  Speaker 4: Okay, leave the jokes to me, Vic. Carry on.
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: But she said, how about a live show in Amsterdam,
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: then for all of us Dutchies in the Netherlands?
• 13:40
  Speaker 2: That would be great.
• 13:41
  Speaker 4: There's three people.
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: There's more than three.
• 13:44
  Speaker 4: Martina. No, you can look on the.
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: That's a lot of heavy lifting for not a lot
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: of return.
• 13:51
  Speaker 4: If you pay for it, Martina.
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: We're talking flights, accommodation, the jet lag. We're bringing the family.
• 13:58
  Speaker 4: Just to watch YouTube.
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: Bring in the family.
• 13:59
  Speaker 2: Well.
• 14:00
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't bring mine.
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean, it's a great suggestion, Martina.
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: I don't want to say no. We'll think about it.
• 14:07
  Speaker 4: Maybe one day.
• 14:07
  Speaker 3: We're not going to do it.
• 14:08
  Speaker 4: Maybe one day.
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: Do we have any doters in the travel industry who
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: can pay for this whole trip?
• 14:13
  Speaker 4: Just float it.
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: Just float it.
• 14:15
  Speaker 4: It's only business class too. You've got to throw that
• 14:16
  Speaker 4: in there.
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: Ash's bad back.
• 14:18
  Speaker 4: My bad back.
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: You know what he's like.
• 14:19
  Speaker 4: I can hurt your back, so you also have to
• 14:21
  Speaker 4: go business class.
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: I just looked up. The Netherlands, we have 8400.
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: That's a small show.
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: It's more than three.
• 14:31
  Speaker 3: That's true.
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: There you go. Thank you for the suggestion.
• 14:33
  Speaker 4: Maybe one day.
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: We'll let it marinate. I've taught my kids something very dumb.
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: You're there teaching these beautiful sayings to Oscar, giving great
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: outlooks on life, on how to be more positive.
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: I'm regurgitating them to him from someone else.
• 14:48
  Speaker 4: Still.
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: And he's regurgitating them to April.
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a beautiful thing. Whereas in my household, I'm regurgitating-
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: Very silly things.
• 14:56
  Speaker 4: Okay, what do you got?
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: There's certain sayings that you learned as a child that
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: I've held on to.
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: Like what?
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: I looked at my children one morning and I thought,
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: I think they're ready for this. I think it's time.
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: And I was also like, it was a slow morning,
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: I wanted to giggle, and I was like, this will
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: go down well. Is anyone familiar with the saying, peace man,
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: turn around, oopsie, one fell down?
• 15:22
  Speaker 4: No, that's good.
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: Can you also explain for the people who can't watch
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: what you were just doing.
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: With your hands? Just follow along with the words. You
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: need to have actions. Peace, man. Peace sign. Turn around.
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: So you turn it around.
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: And you go, oops, one fell down. And you then
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: end up giving someone the middle finger.
• 15:41
  Speaker 4: Very clever. Bad habit.
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: And I like taught them and their eyes just lit up.
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: It was beautiful. It was like Christmas morning. They were like,
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: they've just discovered this beautiful thing. And I like turn
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: around and Laura's face, she's just like.
• 15:55
  Speaker 4: You've got to have a bit of fun, man.
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: She's like, what are you fucking doing? And I was like, what?
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: What's the problem? She's like, why would you teach them that?
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, ah, you know, no big deal. All day.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: The kids to each other, the kids to me, the
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: kids to the neighbors.
• 16:10
  Speaker 4: Not at school.
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: To Nana. They're like, hey, Nana, fuck you.
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: Just flip it to the bird.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: They love it.
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: They've not stopped for a week now.
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: You're a batting class.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: I've created monsters.
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: They're going to.
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: Do it at school. And I was also like, have
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: a cigarette. Have a beer and then do this for everyone.
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: That's good.
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: I'm going to steal that, see if Oscar likes it.
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, he'll love it.
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: He'll love that.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: I taught Louis, bang, bang, you're dead, 50 bullets in
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: your head, one more, up your bum, that makes 51.
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 16:37
  Speaker 5: Did you hear that one?
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: I've heard that before. That's way more murderous.
• 16:42
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: Vic's like, I thought I taught Louis, bend you over,
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: fuck you up your ass, turn around, punch you in
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: the face, and that's what you get.
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: I can't remember. There's so many of those.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: As soon as I said it, I was like, what
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: have I just done?
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: Vic, can you say it one more time?
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I should.
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: Bang, bang, 50 bullets in your head, isn't it?
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: Turn around, one up your bum, that's 51. Is that right?
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: It's close.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: It's bang, bang, you're dead, 50 bullets in your head.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: One more up your bum. And that makes 51.
• 17:13
  Speaker 6: Oh, my.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: And wait, you used to say this as a kid?
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: It was like when you were playing cops and robbers
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: and stuff.
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: I never.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: Like running around, like you're just using your fingers.
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: I don't want to know what you guys did.
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: I don't want to know what you did with your fingers, Vic.
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: There would be so many from primary school that you
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: just can't remember. But Oscar, because he's in primary school, obviously.
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: He comes back home with all these things, especially like jokes,
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: like dumb jokes, like the woo-hoo one and shit like that.
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: But they love. I remember when I was in primary school,
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: there was always a saying. So if you've got a
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: primary school one-liner or a primary school.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: Rhyme, we should gather those up. Because people say that
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: in Australia we don't have any culture.
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: That is culture.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: This is all we've got.
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: That is good culture.
• 17:58
  Speaker 5: Oh, God.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: So I'm trying to think if there's any more than
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: that off the top of my head, but I can't
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: remember them.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they just love them.
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: I just keep thinking of No Hat, No Play, No
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: Fun Today. That's all I can think of.
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: But, like, that's a good one.
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so if you've got any, I'd love to collate
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: them if we could. So send them in so we
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: can read them out. Yeah?
• 18:13
  Speaker 6: 100%.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: You guys are looking.
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: At me like, whoa. Do you not know what I
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: mean by that?
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: No, definitely.
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: Send them in.
• 18:19
  Speaker 6: That's great.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: And make me feel less alone in my terrible parenting.
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: Thank you. Thank you.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: Jeez, Vic.
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: Vic's like, anyway, so don't murder your fellow school students.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: I know, it's really bad.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: It is bad.
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: It's got a great run, though. There's a note here
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: from New South Wales Transport. What have we done?
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: Just something that I saw, which, you know, we talk
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: about parking quite a bit, actually.
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: It's always a sticky point in every parent's life.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: So before, previously, the parking discussions had been limited to
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: whether or not you actually have to have a pram
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: in the car when you're getting one of those parking.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: specific car parks at a Westfield shopping centre, as an example?
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: Or is the baby seat enough to qualify?
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: I think the baby is probably, or a child.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: Let's not go back into it.
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: Let's not open up those cat words.
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: Could I just say, there's a guy down the road
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: from me who drives a Holden Monaro and he pushes
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: his cat around in a pram.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: That is such a weird contrast.
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: Weird spectrum of personality there. He's like, how the fuck
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: you going?
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah. What's with that?
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: How are you, mittens?
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: If your animal is in a pram, it's time to
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: put them down.
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: Facts. Factual.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: Unless, no, there's no, I just think, yeah, I wholeheartedly
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: believe that.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: It is cute, though.
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: What's cute? Pushing around some furry thing that shits everywhere.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: It's cute, but it's weird.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: I agree. But the question is, do you think, the
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: two of you, Is it allowed to reserve a car
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: park when you're just a pedestrian? Like if you were,
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: say you're driving around the shopping centre or on the
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: street and you have to try and do a U-turn
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: to get to the park and I'm in the car
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: with you as a passenger and I go, I'll jump out.
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: Absolutely not.
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: I'm not even going to let you finish.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: Please.
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: Absolutely not. That is not on. I'll fucking run you over.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree. I feel very strongly about this. I
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: fucking hate it when people do this.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: Because we see it coming up to Christmas time. It's
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: when people start to get a little bit crazy when
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: it comes to car parks.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: It's the most selfish thing you can do as a driver.
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: Absolutely.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: And the thing is with a car park, it's a
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: lawless area of the world.
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: I feel like. It's not lawless.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: It's illegal.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I feel like people think it's lawless because
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: the other day I'm in the car park. We could
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: do a whole podcast on cars.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: Look how passionate he's gotten.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: It infuriates me. So I was in the middle of
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: the road. It's still a road, okay? It's still a road.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: The business analysts are like, what is happening next door?
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: Someone just walking up the middle of the road bit.
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: And I was like, just walk like it's a footpath.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, I hate it when people do that as well.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: And I was like, beep.
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: And they're like, and I just put the window down
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: and said, it's not a fucking footpath. And then I
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: just put the window up and kept going. But what?
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: I said that in my head.
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: Then I had the argument. I was like, love you, bye.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: But I feel like can we just all abide by
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: common courtesy? People lose common courtesy in a car park immediately.
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: It should say at the front, it should be like
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: one hour is free, four hours, whatever you pay for,
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: just keep your common courtesy.
• 21:20
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: That's what it should be like.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, I feel like.
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: They need more parking cops.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: So you are absolutely correct.
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: That is one of the most, like I said, I
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: will run you over.
• 21:29
  Speaker 5: That's how much.
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: I feel about that.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: Remember this for next time when you need to like
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: wake him up.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: I'm like, Ash, parking. And he's like.
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: Honestly.
• 21:38
  Speaker 6: Honestly.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: I think it's fucked.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree. It really infuriates me.
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: So you will, just to put you at ease, New
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: South Wales Transport has come out. They've done a post
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: on Instagram and they said it's not allowed. It's dangerous
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: and it's illegal.
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: Justice.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: Ash just came.
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: And you can get a fine.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: Fucking justice. If you are standing in a spot and
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: a parking inspector or someone from Transport New South Wales
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: sees you, you can get a fine.
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: Can you print that out?
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: Can you print 50 copies of that for me, please?
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: We don't have a printer in the office.
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: We'll find one.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: We're not there yet.
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: The business analyst has a fucking printer.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: We're not there.
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: Imagine if we knock on their door and be like,
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: can we borrow your printer?
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: You guys got a photocopy and a printer? And then
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: we just wheel it next door.
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: Hey, guys.
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: This is all a share space, isn't it? But honestly.
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: Where do you want to put those if you print them?
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: He wants to.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: Hand them out. He's going to wind his window down
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: and say, read it and weep.
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, read it.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: Fuckhead. In North Sydney?
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: Anywhere.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: Great. Outside the coals.
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: Anywhere in New South Wales. Look, I don't want to
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: take the laws.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: Across the border.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: But Transport for New South Wales has said, so not
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: only is it a dodgy move, but it could also
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: see you getting a fine for doing so.
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: Does it say how much?
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: No, it doesn't actually. But someone has written in the comments,
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: is using a cone less dodgy, asking for a friend.
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: That's good.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: To which they have swiftly replied, you cone not reserve
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: a parking spot no matter the method.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: New South Wales Transport has said that?
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: Well done, Transport for New South Wales.
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: He's a dad.
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: That guy's a dad for sure.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: Can I just, talking about parking, very quickly.
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: We could talk about parking all day.
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: I know. This is the parking episode. I didn't know
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: you felt this passionately about parking. Tell me if this
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: is allowed.
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: I'm going to say no.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: Okay. So across the road from me is a construction
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: site and they're moving pretty slowly. I got to say,
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: it's a beautiful design. Lovely, lovely work architecturally. Great. But
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: it's just taking a real long time. I spoke to
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: the owner and he's like, fuck, they're taking forever. And
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, man, like there's only ever like two
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: or three tradies there at the most. I don't want
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: to start like getting anyone in trouble. If you're working
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: on that construction site, I'm like, fucking hell, hurry up.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: What they've done is. ash is they've got a dig
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: excavator on the back of a trailer permanently parked outside
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: taking up one.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: Car i know i know exactly what you're talking.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: About then they've got a trailer filled half with rubbish
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: on another there's two car parks they've got it in
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: the middle so they take up both so in total
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: we have three car parks without any like they haven't
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: like purchased it you know sometimes you can get like
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: a construction site they're supposed to have none of that
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: Do I tell the council? Do I?
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: Can I just say one thing?
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: Please.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: I agree with you.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: That is not on.
• 24:15
  Speaker 6: But.
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: Because.
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: But don't start the council route. Because once you pop,
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: you can't stop. Once you do one complaint to the
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: council and it works, you're going to be like, this
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: is how these.
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: People get their power.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: It's the power.
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: Yes. And then they start walking.
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: Around their own postcode like they're wearing a cape.
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: And then like self-righteous.
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: I've got another gripe after this, which I'm going to
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: share with you, but let's get through this one first.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: Have either of you ever messaged the council?
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: I know Vik has.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: What have I messaged them about?
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: You just seem like a type.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: Too much admin ADHD, I forget.
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: She's like deleting emails. Look, no, I haven't.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: I really want to.
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: No, don't because then you become that person and the
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: power gets to your head and you'll be unbearable in
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: the neighborhood.
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: And then everyone will look at you as the guy.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: But every morning I'm like there, my hands on my
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: hips going, bloody three car parks. Who the hell do
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: they think they are? This construction's taken more than 12 months.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: It's so inconsiderate.
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: And that's as far as you should go. Because think
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: of how that sounded in your head then. Imagine that
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: in writing.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: Can I just like rewind? And you said you were
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: going to like drive over.
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: Very different.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: Hit someone with your car.
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: I would much rather you do that. Do that. Because
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: then people will be like, good on you, Matty J.
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: But if you go to the councillor, it's like, oh, he's.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: One of them.
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: I was.
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: You can be anonymous.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: The Bondi Council, they are like, they're everywhere because they
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: make so much money from getting people. There's so many,
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: such limited car parks, so many cars. See the problem?
• 25:40
  Speaker 6: Landlocked.
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: I do.
• 25:41
  Speaker 6: I do.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: It's a sad story. And down the end of the street,
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: I was driving and I saw them in their little
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: car and I said, excuse me. Excuse me, come here, here.
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: You're dobbing them in.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: And they were like, what is it? And I was like, okay,
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: listen here. Up the road on the right-hand side.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: You'll never believe this.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: Is a construction.
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was like.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: And the guy was like, where is it? And I
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: was like, up there. Why are you whispering? Because I
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: was like, I don't want them because every morning I'm like, hey, fellas.
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: And they're like, hey. And I'm like, I fucking hate
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: you so much.
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're like, okay, bye. And the door shuts and
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: you're like, motherfucker.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: There's a skid in there. The parking inspectors, I was like,
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: they're up there. It's them on the right-hand side, 100 metres.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: And they were like, we can't see which way. And
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: I was like, just walk up there. Look at the excavator.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: And I was like, please hurry. And cars behind me
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: were like, beep, beep, beep.
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: You'll do something like that. They'll go. up to do
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: it and then they'll point at your house and say,
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: that guy complained.
• 26:36
  Speaker 5: He's the one now.
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: And you'll be like. The curtains.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: You're becoming Rhonda.
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: Her soul has been passed down to Matty J.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: It has.
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: You're the new, what do we used to call her?
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: The general.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: I'm the general.
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: You're the general now. The general Rhonda. Matty general.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: God. And there was a party down the street and
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: I almost called the police. But I didn't.
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: Down the street.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm always 40 now. When you hit 40, you.
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: Want to start complaining.
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: Dude, I did call the police on a party once.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: Go on.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: Didn't someone call the police on your party, like Laura's party?
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they threw eggs.
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: They threw eggs?
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Laura's party.
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: That's funny.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: Who did you call?
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: Oh, it was a long time ago, but I was
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: living in a unit.
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: It was just me and April. It was our first
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: unit actually together. And upstairs was a young girl, like
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: older than us, but still considered quite young. And she
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: used to have friends over all the time. I think
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: she had a roommate.
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: But they were always quite noisy, but it.
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: Wasn't a problem. And then it was Christmas night. My
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: parents were staying with us and they were having a party.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: It was fine.
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: I had no problems with that. Midnight came, no problems.
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: I got to 3am and they were, I don't mind
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: if it's inside, but the boys were out on the
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: balcony screaming and it was echoing through the complex. Anyway,
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: so I fucking was like, all right, I've had enough
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: of this. So I just called the cops. They just
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: came down the driveway, flashed their lights or whatever, and
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: that really cleared them out.
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: That was it. No problems.
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: But one of the other neighbors left death threats for
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: her because they literally were throwing beer bottles apparently over
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: the next building.
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: That's not on.
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: No.
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: But that was the only time I ever did it.
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: But I was like, keep me anonymous.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: Did you then have the cape?
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was just walking around like, I did this.
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: I am protecting everyone.
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: But I didn't leave any death threats, that's for sure.
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: But I think if they're down the road, how noisy
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: were they? They must have been real noisy.
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: Or were they just on the street?
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: Very noisy, yes.
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: Think of the children.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: The children could barely sleep.
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: Shut your windows.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: I did.
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: Double glaze?
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: No, I can't afford it.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: Can't afford it.
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: I've got a gripe too.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: I have got a gripe. April, she's rubbed a neighbour
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: up the wrong way.
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: Okay, so we have Squiggy.
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: The dog.
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: Squiggy the dog.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: Small dog.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: What breed?
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: It's a Maltese Shih Tzu.
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: It's one of those cat dogs.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: Anyway, April walks.
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: Iggy in the middle of the day. Okay, we live
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: in an area full of dogs everywhere.
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: We always pick up her dog poo.
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: April is walking along the main road just near my place,
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: McPherson Street. So walking up the road there, medium strip,
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: then there's paths off into the townhouses there from the
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: medium strip. Iggy, the dog, Squiggy, started to do a wee,
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: a wee, on one of the medium strips out the
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: front of this house and a lady poked her head
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: out and had a go at April for letting the
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: dog wee on the grass.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: But in the medium strip?
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: It doesn't, it just shouldn't matter. It's just wee on
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: the grass.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Did she know it was wee though or did she
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: think she was going?
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, April was like, it's a wee.
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: But the thing is, the lady would sit there and
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: wait for people with their dogs. I was like, tell
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: me which house it is now. And I was like,
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: I'm not telling you. I'm like, okay, well, I'll find
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: out on my own. because she has a crack at me.
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: What does she want me to do?
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: Bring a sponge around with me? She's got the cape on.
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: Am I going to sponge up my dog's piss? It's
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: going like.
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: A sponge.
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: Can I ask you?
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: Ask away.
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: Okay. Picking up dog poo, 100%. I get it. No
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: one wants to.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: 100%.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: Joking, joking, joking. It's okay.
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: I always pretend to pick it up.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: No, I never.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: No, because if a child picks it up and eats
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: it or puts it in their eye, they can lose it.
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: What a stupid kid.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: Don't do that, Louis, like that.
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: Oh, no.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: May I say something? If you have a nice garden,
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: a front garden, I think it would be annoying if
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: your dog wheeze on like a beautiful, because Buster's wheeze
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: is like acid. It kills everything. And so sometimes there's
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: like a nice house. Well, maybe that's why. Sometimes he'll
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: go for the nice plants. And I'm like, oh, fuck.
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: But this is the difference here.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: Go on.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: Boy dog, girl dog. Girl dog, no cock the leg.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: It's just straight down on the grass.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: Also, giant horse dog and tiny cat dog.
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: Tiny little dog.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: Squee. Squee's about 12, no, not even, like six kilos.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: Are we really living in a world now, okay, and
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: this is where, and I don't care for it, where
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: not only do I have to worry about picking up
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: my dog's shit, which is fine, but now I've got to, what,
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: carry a sponge around to soak up my dog's piss.
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: That's pretty much what she's saying.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: Grass is fair game. Right?
• 30:59
  Speaker 6: 100%.
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: Hmm.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: Outraged. And rightfully so.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: I feel sorry for that woman if you figure out
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: which house she lives.
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: On and knock on her door.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: But also, what sort of life is this peasant living
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: that they've got to stand at their window?
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: Ah, she's old.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: I feel like there's a.
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: You just assumed she's old.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: How old was she? I don't know. She was old.
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: Why tell me who she was?
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: She was old.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: There's a group of people, sometimes they're men, sometimes they're women...
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: who are just unhappy. But what makes them happy is
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: to make other people unhappy.
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: Well said.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: She's good.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: Misery loves company.
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: Wait till I find this.
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: Write that down.
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: I'm going to take a piss in the garden myself.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: Okay, please don't.
• 31:38
  Speaker 6: Why?
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: Please don't do that. Why? Vic, breaking news.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, on to something a little bit lighter.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: Or is it?
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: We'll find out, won't we?
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, you'll have a gripe about this one.
• 31:49
  Speaker 6: Oh, great.
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: Yay.
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: Yay.
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: You guys love getting me fired up.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: I love that.
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: You love rage baiting me.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: I'm pretty chill otherwise.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: Mental note about that.
• 31:58
  Speaker 6: Are you? What?
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: No, you're very passionate.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: It's what we love about you.
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: Lots of passion. Lots of passion.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: Well, a study of 6 million people found women experience
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: more pain than men. The study looked at 6.1 million
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: people aged 5 to over 100 from 118 countries. Researchers
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: categorised pain across 11 anatomical sites, including the head, back,
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: stomach or abdomen, hip and knee. All participants self-reported their pain.
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: What about testicles?
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: TBC. That was taken off.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: Across all 11 anatomical sites, women reported more pain than men.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: The gap between men and women was largest for facial pain,
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: headaches and stomach or abdominal pain.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: Is that because you guys have the periods?
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: I would say that's a big part of it.
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: The periods.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't be laughing actually because we are getting Jackie
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: back soon and she is going to help you understand
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: what period pain is like.
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: I'm laughing at the way he said it.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: I said periods because I knew it would get a
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: laugh out of me.
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: No, he said the periods.
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: He said the periods knowing it would scratch my itch.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Can I ask you a question, Vic? Have you
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: ever broken a bone in your body?
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: Only like a toe.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: Okay. All right.
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: Poor toes. Like I'm more than just a toe.
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: So... I've broken my arm before.
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: Tell us about it.
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: I tripped over on the concrete.
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: How old were you?
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: It's hard to talk about, but I was grade four.
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: Have you broken a bone?
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: Why is that hard to talk about?
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: It's not really. It's a dramatic effect.
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: Not a trauma involved. I've broken ribs.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: Okay. Well, I don't want to question that study and
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: also put doubt in the minds of people who are
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: listening right now, but- It seems like we had more
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: pain than you also.
• 33:42
  Speaker 4: Is the study, is the study who can withhold more pain?
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: No, who experiences.
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: Who feel pain more.
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: And also, Ash follows Manly in the footies, so imagine
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: him in pain every single weekend. That's awful.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: That's emotional pain.
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: Still counts. Okay, so let me just understand this. It's
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: not who can tolerate it more. It's who feels it
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: the most in the moment or as trauma.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: We experience more pain than men.
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: Okay, could there be a world where the men are
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: trying to say, no, I'm fine. yeah and they're like
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: oh you do that's true you do have a bro
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: because it's self-reporting pain right so the men could be
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: like no i'm absolutely good they're like timmy you're in
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: hospital and.
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: He's like no i'm sweet that sounds about right and
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: but women are more honest yeah so kudos to you
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: guys because i think we would go i know if
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: someone's like is that hurt i'm like no and then
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: it'll be like you'd be like yeah it hurts already
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: but then i'd be like trying to withhold and also
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: it's competitive I mean.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: The study was aimed at helping better understand how pain
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: can be managed and prevented, particularly in young people, because
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: they found that young people were reporting pain more than
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: older people. So anyone under 40 was reporting more pain
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: than 40 plus, probably because people 40 plus just like
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: fucking get on with it.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: Fucking get on with it, Kat.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: We don't have time.
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: That was a bit of real Vic slipping in there.
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: So anyway, we have to fucking pour for it. So anyway,
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: let me go back and have some tea.
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: But we don't have fucking time.
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: Just get on with it.
• 35:14
  Speaker 6: I mean.
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: I mean.
• 35:15
  Speaker 5: See you, everyone.
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: He's going to cry.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: He's going to cry.
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: Oh, excuse me.
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: Okay, there's some really interesting studies out and about now
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: about pain and pain receptors, okay, especially in the brain.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: I'm going to have a scar under my eye.
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: There's people out.
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: There that don't feel pain whatsoever and it's actually really
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: dangerous because they hurt themselves, they could be bleeding.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: This is me.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: I have a really high pain threshold.
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: No, there's people that clinically do not feel pain, Vic.
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: It's a condition. You're like, me too. I want to
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: fucking get old.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: I want to validate her feelings. Continue, Vic.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: I have had a pin in my foot. for over
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: a month now bragging about it and i can't get
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: it out so you're.
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: Just like i'll live with it that's adhd yeah you're
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: just like it's like i got a light bulb in
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: my foot i just live with.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: It i know i can't though and my chiro said
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: i had to get it out and if any dodo
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: knows how to get something out i don't know if
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: i should go to special care or if i.
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: Should just chop your foot off and get on with
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: it i know.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: Dan's like should we amputate.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: Is the skin grown over.
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah I stepped on a drawing pin.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: How did you get your light bulb out?
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: I stepped on it.
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: But how did you get it out?
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: It's still in it. Every few years it resurfaces.
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: I can feel it. It kind of reminds me that
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: I'm alive.
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: That's great.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Does it make you walk differently?
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: Well, it makes me walk faster on that foot.
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: So I don't want to put as much pressure on it.
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: So I'm like, makes sense. Anyway, there's a lot of studies,
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: really interesting studies, about pain receptors. What they're doing is
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: they're taking your nerves from someone who doesn't feel pain
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: and inserting into people who have chronic pain all the
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: time to see if it alleviates.
• 36:53
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: It's very clever.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: Very smart.
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: Pain is tough, especially for people who have pins in
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: their feet.
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: Pins in their feet.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: Debilitating.
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: Some people have debilitating.
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: Like my mom is in pain all the time.
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: Same with my mom.
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah my mom does too me too and my dad
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: anyway so what you're saying is you guys feel it.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: More than us we experience it more what does that
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: mean oh well because like on a monthly basis like
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: i had a period this month that literally i could
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: not get out of bed and it was so yeah
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: yeah it was awful and i was like this fucking
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: sucks you could just get on with it or I did.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: I had to fucking do this show.
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: Didn't I? Did it make you forget about the pin, though,
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: for a bit?
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: It did.
• 37:35
  Speaker 5: Silver lining.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: One pain replaced with another.
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: I was like, oh, you just learned to live with it,
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: but still there.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: Please, any medical professionals who are listening and want to
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: help Vic out, by the end of this year, we
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: will remove that pin.
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: Didn't we try this before?
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: I don't think we have.
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: There was nothing similar to this where it was like.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: I put that cream... Oh, it like draws it out.
• 37:54
  Speaker 5: Drawing cream.
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you can do, Vegemite will do the same thing.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: I put drawing cream on there. I went to the
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: baths last night that can also, has magnesium in it,
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: so it helps draw it out.
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: Try Vegemite.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: We've tried to like squeeze it out. It's just, it's
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: so far in there. I stepped on a drawing pin
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: and it must have snapped off.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: And it's right in there.
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: Try Vegemite.
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: Why Vegemite?
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: Vegemite draws things out of the skin. They used to
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: do it a lot with like splinter.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: More than magnesium paste?
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: Or get a splinter probe.
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: So what you do is splinter probe, you go in
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: and around it and then you can actually scoop it out.
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: It'll hurt, but then it will heal.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: Hey, everyone, stand by. We will follow this story.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: Can you do it to me?
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: I'm married, Vic. Oscar started to do something that I've
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: picked up on. Last night I actually noticed it. And
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: we were talking about the Rugby League World Cup, which
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: is on.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: At the moment.
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: And you know how obsessed with Rugby League he is.
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: And we were talking about team lists.
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: He just loves seeing who's on the team, what number,
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: where they're playing, all this sort of stuff for every team,
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: not just the team he wants to follow.
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: I was like, oh, I don't know, man.
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: I don't know that every team and every player or whatever.
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: I was just busy doing something else. And then while
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: I was in the kitchen, I was making them dinner.
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: I was making them dinner. And then I see him
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: walk past with the phone and he's figured out AI.
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: So now he's talking into the AI to get his answers,
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: but it's for absolutely everything. So he had this Pokemon
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: card and I was like, oh, let's see what this
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: Pokemon card's worth because you can Google online. And then
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: he was going through his Pokemon cards and I hear.
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: This, how much is Charizard? And I was like, who
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: the fuck is he talking to?
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: Who is he talking to?
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: Walk in, he's talking to April's phone. He's finding April's phone.
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: So he's pretty much gained a new friend.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: ChatGBT?
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: It must be ChatGBT because he's.
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: Just talking to it. It's pretty fucking amazing. I will
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: go out there and say I know that at some
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: point it will turn on us and the world will end.
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: I've accepted it.
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: I've accepted it.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: It makes me so depressed.
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: You can be depressed or you can accept it.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: I know, but I think about our kids.
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: Just get on with it. What was your attitude about this?
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: You're like, oh, just pain. It's fine. I'm fine with pain.
• 39:57
  Speaker 4: It is. But someone telling me it's important for me.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: I don't know. It's the end of the world we're
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: talking about. It's probably valid to be concerned. But we
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: can't fight these billionaire oligarchs.
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: That is a great word.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: I know, isn't it?
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: Who gave you that? That's a nana word. No, that's Laura.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: No, it's a nana.
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: Nana.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: They're oligarchs.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: It is a good word. The thing I don't understand
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: about AI, though, is that if there was a country
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: coming to invade that was going to wipe out 90%
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: of the population.
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: Sure.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: We would stop them.
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: I can answer that question for you right now.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: Money.
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: No, it's something to shoot at.
• 40:32
  Speaker 5: Or a disease.
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: If there was a disease coming.
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: There'd be physical people to shoot at.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: If there was a disease coming, they would stop it.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: Because people are making too much money.
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: People are making too much money. Anyway, we're going to
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: go down a rabbit hole.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: What's the point in having money if we are dead?
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: People are like, oh, the bloody podcast has put their alfoil.
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: Hats on again. You never know, though. You never know.
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: One day you can turn around and we all just
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: have all this money.
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: You don't know. No, they're not going to. Let's be honest.
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: They're like all those fucking Pokemon questions.
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: We can't handle it anymore. Smite that kid first.
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: My kids love it because they love it for stories.
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: That's good. My story is now a shithouse. I do
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: a made-up story and they're like, can you just ask ChatGPT?
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh.
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: That hurts.
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like, I'm like, do you want to cuddle? Like, no,
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: we just want to say goodnight to ChatGPT.
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: You're telling that you're an author?
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: I did, but now I have to tell Marley that
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: it sucks up the water. Every time you ask a question,
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: it like takes away a tree. It does.
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: That's what I don't understand about all this stuff. They're like,
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: do you know how much water it uses? It's like,
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: I have not once, it's not once shown me any water.
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: Fucking hell.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: It's to cool the cooling systems.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: All right, all right, all right. I was just waiting
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: for the water to come out.
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: I was just waiting for a glass of water.
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was going to say the water is scarce
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: around here.
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: A little thirsty.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: That is a good parenting hack, though. I've started to
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: do that with Lily and Lily, and they love it
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: because it comes up with such a great little adventure.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: We did one about ninjas, and then they just pissed
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: themselves laughing about Lily's ninja weapon was a banana. Which
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: ChatGPT came up with.
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: Clever.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: I'm like, bravo.
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, no, that's very good. It is good.
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: Like I said, I've accepted that it's going to kill me.
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: Marley was recording a song and she was like, here
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: are some vocals, Dad, and just put it in the ChatGPT.
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: So casual.
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: This is the original. Baby, oh, I just think you're crazy,
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: but you make me so lazy.
• 42:17
  Speaker 5: Oh, so lazy.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: When I look up into the sky, yeah, you just
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: say goodbye.
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, goodbye.
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: Right? Good, right?
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: Very good.
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: Put your fucking hands up. That's very good.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: Watch out, Ariana Grande.
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: That's good. And then I said.
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: Wait, that was the original.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: That was the original.
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: Marley, that was very good.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: You should do a pep song for her netball that
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: she can listen to.
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: Don't show that to Sony without getting any money first.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: You know how Ash did it with Oscar's soccer team
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: and then I did it with Louis.
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: Rugby team?
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. You make it like a pump-up song. But
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: Marley's lyrics.
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: That'd be cool.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: Where did you do that in? Suno.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: You can go to Suno and create a song. You
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: just have to put in the lyrics and the vibe
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: of the song and then it'll create a song for you.
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: Fun hack for parents out there.
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: Hang on. I'll just play the....
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: Can I also just say what ChatGPT is really good at?
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: GPT. ChatGPT.
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: What ChatGPT?
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: What it's really good for is... If you're traveling and
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: you type in where you are and what time and
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: you're like, well, what can we do at around this time?
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: It literally gives you a schedule if you want to
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: follow it, which is pretty cool. If you're like, I'm
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: interested in this, this, this, when can I do it?
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: That's cool. What time is it open? How much is it?
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: And give you a full breakdown.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: Chat GBT, it is amazing, except when it comes to
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: making songs. So we did the vocals and I was like,
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: let's put it in Chat GBT and see what it
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: comes out with. And Marley was so excited. She was like,
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: fuck yeah, let's go.
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: And it was like rendering.
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: Almost there, like 50%. She was like, I can't wait.
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: It's going to be amazing. And then it came out
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: with this.
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: Oh, I just think you're crazy, but you make me
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: so lazy.
• 43:59
  Speaker 5: Oh, I'm so lazy. When I look up into the sky, yeah,
• 44:05
  Speaker 5: you just say goodbye. Yeah, goodbye.
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Jeff, your video was lazy that day.
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, not enough water left.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: What I learned when I made the song was ChatGP
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: doesn't have audio features.
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: Clearly.
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: So Suno.
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: Suno.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: Can you send me that song and I will quickly
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: make one up for you?
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, do it.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: Like right now?
• 44:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: Is that quick? Yeah.
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: So good.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: What sort of vibe would you like for this song?
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: Anything poppy. Yeah, I think it's a great song.
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: Did you write those lyrics?
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Wow. I got Macy a, it's a frozen digital camera,
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: like the frozen thing. from Singapore and it's like got
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: like a little SD card but the photos it's like
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: such a bad call but all I hear now is
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: because it takes a yeah yeah yeah it's like noxiously
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: loud and she's like the battery's dead I'm like that's
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: because you've taken 2,000 photos anything and everything I was
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: like I saw sleep I was pretending to be asleep
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: this morning and I hear this I look over.
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: And I'm like do you mind.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: So they give you a few options so you can
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: choose this is the first option Better be good. What?
• 45:11
  Speaker 5: That sounds like Zara Lawson. I saw Zara Lawson on
• 45:16
  Speaker 5: the weekend. Oh, my God!
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: You take that back to Marley right away.
• 45:40
  Speaker 5: Turn it up!
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: It gets better and better.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's one option. Here's another one.
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: Can we get a grunge?
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can.
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: Is that just all her lyrics?
• 46:05
  Speaker 5: Look at Big producing. Producer Big? It's a pretty.
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: Good go. Put your fucking hands up.
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: And then this is the third one.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, no, that was the original.
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: You know when it's like T-Pain without autotune.
• 46:33
  Speaker 5: That was great.
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: Can you send me those?
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: That's good. Oh, I'm just going to get a big
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: head with that.
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 46:38
  Speaker 4: Oh, God.
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: I'm like, be careful because we have to save the
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: water from AI. And now I'm just like, let's make
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: 20,000 songs in a day.
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: We're going for a drought, kids.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: Do you want to hear a grunge version?
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I want to hear grunge.
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: Please be good. That was. That's sensational.
• 46:54
  Speaker 4: I saw Zara Larsson. I forgot to tell you, I
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: saw Zara Larsson on the weekend. Last weekend. Weekend before
• 46:58
  Speaker 4: when I was in Singapore. She played at F1.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: How was she?
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: She was safe for about two seconds of one song.
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: Honestly, so many teeny boppers like go to the F1
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: for that.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: Here we.
• 47:11
  Speaker 5: Go.
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: Not for me.
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: Paramore.
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: Very Paramore.
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: I want that one.
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: That's my favorite one.
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: That's a little hectic for the mornings.
• 47:33
  Speaker 4: I love that one.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: But I'm sure there's a way you can use her
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: audio in it.
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: Thank you for that.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: But it's such a good little hack.
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: What's the app called?
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: Suno.com.
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: Suno.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: And you can join for free.
• 47:44
  Speaker 5: It's so fun.
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: I'm sure, I'm positive that it's absolutely skimming all my
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: data and in a couple of years' time, it'll hack
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: into my bank account, take all my money, and I'll
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: be like, what?
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: I've accepted it.
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: And all I'll have is these fucking songs being like.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: But for now it's so fun.
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: I know, for now. I'm not worried about the future.
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: I'm worried about now.
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: Hey, just really quickly, one quick story before we go.
• 48:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: I need to thank my wife.
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: Go on.
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: She's a hero. Okay.
• 48:08
  Speaker 4: She's a hero. Again, the airport too.
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: She didn't help me in the airport scenario. That was
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: the Jetstar employee.
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, that's right.
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: Actually, forget about it.
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: So there are some jobs that I just will not do.
• 48:19
  Speaker 4: Righto.
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you bloody pussy.
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you fucking coward.
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: Vic, are you drinking a VB?
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: I am.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: What of it, cunt?
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: She's like.
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: I love a ginger beer.
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: Shut up and get on with it.
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: So I've kind of fallen into the role of wiping
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: Lola's bottom, which, like, it's nice because this is the
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: only time I'm allowed to get, like, have time with
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: her one-on-one.
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: Wipe my shit.
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: Desperate times.
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, I'll take it. Yes, honey! Thank you
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: so much. And it's sad because it's true. LAUGHTER But
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: she was playing with a ring. So she's put the
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: ring on the floor and then she's also been like, Dad,
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: I'm ready. And I'm like, coming, master.
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: Come and wipe my ring.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: It wasn't like a Tony May ring.
• 49:12
  Speaker 6: Was it?
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: No, it was like a little cheapy ring. Gotcha. So
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: it was Tony May.
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: Oh! I didn't want to say it.
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: So then I'm wiping Lola's bum and then there's like
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: job done. Normally it's like a one wipe scenario with Lola.
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: She's nice and clean. And then I get the ring
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: and I, you know, my bathroom downstairs, behind the bathroom
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: is that little ledge. Which one?
• 49:34
  Speaker 5: Oh, God, shut up.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: There's only one downstairs.
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: That we know of.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: So I go to lob the ring onto the ledge
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: that's behind the toilet and it bounces, ricochets off the
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: back wall, up in the air, straight down, plumb in
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: the middle of the toilet bowl.
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: Into the poop.
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: Into the poo. And Lola was like.
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: I give you one job, you fucking idiot. And I
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: was like, I'm so sorry.
• 50:05
  Speaker 4: She's like, get it.
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: And I was like, ah.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: Get it.
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: And I went to get it.
• 50:08
  Speaker 4: Get it.
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: I went to get the tongs and Laura's like, you're
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: not using the tongs. I think she got chopsticks. But
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: I couldn't.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: Chopsticks is clever.
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: Because it had sunk because obviously it's metal. The poo
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: was floating so it was then hidden below. It was
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: like a swampy shit.
• 50:24
  Speaker 4: You could chopstick the poo out of it.
• 50:26
  Speaker 6: Oh, God.
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: You're not going to show us a video. Oh, you're
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: going to video?
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: No.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: I don't want to see poo.
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: You won't see poo.
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: Can you.
• 50:39
  Speaker 6: Get it?
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: Chopsticks were brown.
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: Oh, God.
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: Oh, the things you do for your kids, eh?
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: I would have flushed that bad boy so fucking quick. Also,
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: in China, she would have been critiqued for a chopstick
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: usage there.
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: China guy over here. But can I say, I would
• 50:56
  Speaker 4: have just flushed.
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: Is that right?
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: Right, yeah.
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: She's what a woman. I married the right one.
• 51:01
  Speaker 4: That is hero material.
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: It is.
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: It definitely is. I do have a question about the
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: bum wiping, though. What age can they definitely do it
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: by themselves? Because I feel like Louis should be doing it,
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: but he's the same age as Lola, so.
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: I think grade one.
• 51:14
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: Grade one, because I'm worried that when it comes time
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: to do it at school, if they are so used
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: to me doing it and they have to do it
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: at school, then it's a conundrum.
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: Can I say, and I don't want to sound like
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: a jerk here.
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: I don't remember the last time I had one of
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: my kids bumps.
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: Sad.
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: Macy? Yeah, mate, she's been great. Like both kids great.
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: Why didn't her father?
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: She didn't barely talk.
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: Except for that one time.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: She got it all up her back.
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: That was the first time because she had the runs
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: and she never had. Just saying. I remember having to
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: do it when they were younger, but then there came
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: a time and we just both, April and I, I don't.
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: Every now and then you've got to go, you see
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: like a little skiddy in Oscar's undies and like, hey,
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: it's not bad.
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: Hey, you little shit. Was your butthole itchy? But I'm like,
• 51:57
  Speaker 4: make sure you wipe it. Wipe it properly. And that's
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: about it.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: Louis used this morning, I would say, half a toilet roll.
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: And he gets like his big clump, does one wipe,
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: and then chucks through the toilet.
• 52:10
  Speaker 5: He needs a lesson. I looked at it. I was like,
• 52:12
  Speaker 5: you're going to clog the toilet.
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: But he won't listen.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: He's like, this is the way I like to do it.
• 52:17
  Speaker 6: Fair.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're doing it.
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: The wrong way.
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: I really want a bidet.
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: So bad.
• 52:22
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• 52:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah. We do.
• 52:24
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• 52:48
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• 52:52
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• 52:53
  Speaker 6: Bye.
• 52:53
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• 53:08
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• 53:18
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