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Pike's Prank: "Smooth" Detection · Podcast - Big 98.7

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Amanda. I was as I woke up this morning, flipping through the newspaper
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as I do, Yeah, just turning pages, and there was not one,
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but two stories about these horrendous flight experiences people had. So I was
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thinking about the worst experience I've had, and it's up there with these two.
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Not quite though, I know you got one, Amanda. We'll get
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you in a second arm. Yeah, tell me which of these would you
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rather be in. One man was using the bathroom of an airplane, which
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is already just not funded, right you tried to avoid it at all costs
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when suddenly the lock malfunctioned and he got stuck in the bathroom could not get
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out of the airplane bathroom for the remainder of the flight. Oh gosh,
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So was he like pounding on the door like people were trying to get him
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out? Yep. So the flight attendants tried, but there was nothing they
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could do. So for two hours, this dude literally just had to sit
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on the toilet in the airplane bathroom until they landed. At one point,
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the flight attendant slipped him a note through the door said sorry, sir,
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we tried our best, but if you could just he said, if you
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could just please close the commode lid and sit down to secure yourself. An
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engineer will be with you once we land. Well. Now here's a woman,
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Amanda, who also was on a flight and at one point she reached
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down to grab something she had sitting on the floor underneath the seat or whatever,
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and it was all wet. She's like, what is this? She
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thought it was water or something, but still, you know, like mystery
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fluid. That's gross, totally. Well, she dug around a little more
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and found a pair of children's underwear, signifying that it wasn't water on the
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floor. Somebody had peed themselves and the entire floor they've been sitting in the
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whole flight was urine. Oh gross, because it's all over your purse,
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your bag and you touched it. Yeah, anytime you touch a liquid you
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don't know what it is. It's kind of like if you take a garbage
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out, yes, and all of a sudden there's something leaking. I'm like,
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it's probably water, but it's just not gross. I don't know what
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it is. I always feel like it's like meat juice. Yeah, that's
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always what where my head goes. Uh, yeah, I think you're gonna
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have to lock me in that bathroom. I'm not gonna that's gross. Yeah,
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I know. You know. Ever, ever, in my whole life
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not going never had to use like a number two in the bathroom and on
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a flight like I will do. And I purposely dehydrate myself prior to a
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flight just so I don't have to get up. It's such a lie literally
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at the hotel or the airport bar and you're like another one, please,
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what do you strike me as some sort of booze sound. If it's an
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early flight, I'll like skip the coffee, you know what I mean,
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just so I don't have to get up. But obviously I'm going to Vegas
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three or four times, right, That's why the as I'll see it is
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mandatory. But I had a similar experience on a flight. I was on
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a flight sitting next to a dude who was sleeping, when suddenly he started
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vomiting, just out of nowhere, just started like wait, walk himself vomiting,
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and it was just piling onto the floor. Ain't on you. It
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wasn't on me, thank god, but it got in my shoes. It's
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imagine the smell. First of all, I mean, they had to clear
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everything out everybody had to go like stand in the back of the plane while
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they just bleached the whole area. Horrendous. Can you top that? Had
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a bad flight experience. So I've told you a few times. I was
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an unaccompanied minor growing up. My parents lived in different states. So I
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was on a flight to Colorado and I was in a row and a guy
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had a heart attack. And so it was from Fargo to Minneapolis, Minneapolis
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to Denver and the guy had a heart attack. I can't remember if I
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think it was far go to Minneapolis because we got off in Minneapolis. And
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I remember I told you they I was bringing to that fun area like up
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on the concourse where unccompanied miners go if there's a delay, a little playground
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or something. Yes, And they had taken this guy off the plane,
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and they like sat down and they were explaining to me that the guy had
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died. Yes, And it's like I remember it, but I don't.
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And I remember them being like so worried about my well being and like if
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I was okay, but it was still I was young enough where I didn't
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really understand it. It was very odd they could have just not told you
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he died. But I think it was just like probably protocol over show me
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the handbook that says if somebody dies midfly, you are required to inform all
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small children think of the trauma of it, like thinking it was like affecting
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me, just so they're aware of what death is and this life isn't endless.
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Well then they were like, you can have all you can eat peanuts.
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Now is you're what's all that in the morning, big nutty eight points
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seven? You want suspect a thing when you hear that telephone room by friend's
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lacking, never this lesson by s freend Son. He want arrested by flu.
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I know you missed that song. Look on your face tells me you
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miss that just a banger. Well, here's the deal. By the way,
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before we prank, call this guy, let me just say that if
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you have somebody you want to prank, it's pretty easy. Like really,
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all you have to do is give me just a bit of information and we
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can work with it. Like for example, here this woman reached out said
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her husband is getting a new auto start on his vehicle. It's okay,
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great, that's all fay timing. By the way, I asked a couple
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other follow ups and said, hey, I don't know. Is there any
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songs he especially hates? She said yeah, and that was it. So
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here we are you ready? Yeah, let's guys getting an auto start.
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So here we go. Hello, Hi, good morning? Is this Brian?
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This is Brian. Hey, good morning, Chaz dilworthersin over here at
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auto I'm the auto tech in charge of installing your new auto start on the
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vehicle. Oh okay, cool, how it's going to be until it's done?
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Well, it's going really really well. Thank you so much for asking.
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Now we're just about finished up. So I just wanted to run a
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couple of things by you so you don't have any surprises when you pick the
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vehicle up. Okay, okay, sounds good. Now before I get into
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it, here, would you like to say hello to your vehicle? Okay,
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I got her right here here. I'll put her on the phone.
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Here's sting Hello. No, absolutely adorable. Okay, Now, Brian,
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here's the deal. First feature I want to tell you about, brand new
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in twenty twenty four. It's a new feature with the auto start called smooth
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detection. Have you heard anything about smooth detection? No? I don't think
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I have actually, okay, smooth detection. Let me tell you just to
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summarize. Basically, when you start your car remotely. Of course, you
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know this thing's got quite the range on it, so you might not even
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know when you start your car where your vehicle is exactly. Let's say it's
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lost in a big parking lot at Target or maybe even the mall. What
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the smooth detection does is, as soon as that vehicle starts, it will
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begin loudly playing the nineteen ninety eight smash hit Smooth by Santana featuring Rob Thomas
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from Matchbox twenty. So you'll be able to hear the song and you'll know
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exactly where your vehicle is. Oh, come on, you you're kidding me,
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right, Oh no, it's actually a very exciting feature. It was
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in a magazine and in fact, why don't I show you how it works?
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Okay, you got a second. I don't think I mean you're watching
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this here? Okay, I'm pressing start now and listen to that. Okay,
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yeah, I have you don't want my car to do that? Well,
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listen to that. I can't hear you because of the noise. And
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you know, now we do want it to be nice and low, so
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you know where it is. I don't want that. I don't want that
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feature. But Brian, the smooth detection is a very desired feature. Is
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there any way to turn that future off? I just that's not something I
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want. Yeah, turn it off? I don't know. I don't.
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I don't think, so let me try, let me try to just nope,
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nope, Brian, there's no way to turn sorry about that, you
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know what. Honestly, then, like I just did that, that's not
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how the car comes. But I want to cancel, cancel the order and
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I'll take all of that. That's not gonna work for me. So is
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it more so a problem with the song itself or just the feature overall,
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because we can maybe do a different song. No, it's both. I
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don't need my car blasting music for me to find it. Just the simple
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beep beep has always done it, you know, Brian. It was a
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very popular song one all sorts of thing. Happens to be one of the
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songs that I don't enjoy too, So that's probably could do it. Well.
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That's where I draw the line, Brian. Yeah, No, that's
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where I duggle. I gotta tell you, Brian, it's a prank phone
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call. Okay, what Yeah, I know, a prank while a brilliant
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idea, and somebody, as we speak, should be working on inventing this.
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As far as I know, there is no smooth detection is Pike and
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Amanda in the morning on Pig ninety eight point seven And your wife is the
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one who told us you were getting on to start up. She wanted to
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have a little fun with you. So this is a complete joke. It
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was a nice, smooth one. I liked that. I enjoyed it.
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Well, she knows how much I hate this song too, So that's that.
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That makes sense, and that's what I was in all of this.
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That was the most confusing part is that you don't like Smooth by Santana featuring
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Rob Thomas from the nineteen ninety eight The Award winning album Supernatural. What is
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wrong? Oh God? Oh good trending? Now here's what you mean?
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Now, Well, imagine living to one hundred and thirteen years old. That
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is a long time. Clara absolutely Belle Demurs from Grafton, North Dakota.
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She passed away yesterday, but back in November she turned one hundred and thirteen
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That is wild to me. I mean that's crazy. You could serve eighty
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years in prison and still have lived an ice wool seriously, And she had
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a great life too. I mean she was still bowling until she was one
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hundred and six years old, so I mean she was still very active.
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That's awesome. I'm sure she was a great person. Just lucky to be
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alive. I mean that's kind of how it goes, right, every day
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above ground's a good one. Yeah. She was born in nineteen ten,
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and I mean think about this, The Titanic hadn't even set sail yet.
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That's wild, right, Wow, glad she didn't get on it. World
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War One hadn't even started. No, William Taft remember that guy, he
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was the pres back then. Really, man, the stuff she's seen to
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be alive for all four Packers Super Bowls? What a life? Gross,
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That is unbelievable. Do we know what football team she rooted for? I
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don't she. I mean she lived in Grafton, North Dakota, so I'm
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guessing a Chiefs fan. Yeah. It's kusally weird, how you I mean,
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you never know North Dakota. It's like a wild card. You don't
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know who people are cheering for, you know, some ten to so she
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was. She was fifty years old on the Packer's funnel. Oh my god,
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make it stop fifty. Speaking of Kansas City, we all kind of
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watched that game and how cold it was on Saturday night. But you know,
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the Packers played in Super Bowl one. Get out of here? Who
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Kansas City? Ut? You brought it up kinda well. Anyway, there
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were people, I guess it was like seventy different medical calls to the stadium
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sixty nine. Thank you. Read the story as is. About half of
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the patients were suffering from hypothermia. There was a bunch of lunatics with our
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shirts off, trying to get on the jumbo tron. Just dumb. I
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mean, hey, yolo, you know anything to get on that jumbo truck.
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I know, I hear you. Ever been on a Jumbo tron?
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It's thrilling. I'm sure, I guess. I don't know. I was
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on one like a kiss cam. What was your situation? What? I
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was at an XFL football game, which is to be fair, so you
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were the only one in the crowd. They had to show somebody. You're
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right, it was very lightly attended. There was one section and they were
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like, oh, look there I am. I was doing a number though.
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They were doing this like dance cam and I started. I was up
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on the seat hip thrust. I was wondering what kind of dance were you
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doing? The stinky leg that you usually kind of whip out. This one
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was all hips. It was straight back, straight forward, just really grotesque
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stuff. But again the homey dance. They had to show something. Oh
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gosh, but that sounds dangerous. That's too cold for football in my opinion,
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and getting frostbite. I know, I know some of the old schoolers
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like Carabelle over there were probably saying, you know, no football is meant
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to be played in the elements, and I get that. But even Travis
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Kelcey on the podcast we were kind of talking about this earlier with his brother,
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was saying how some of the guys had had the handwarmers we use some
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ice fishing or someone'll be yep, and they were putting them in their shoes.
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I guess that a lot of them were getting blisters and they were burning.
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My so groad just to survive, just to be doing anything, but
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let alone trying to be like a successful football player. You know what,
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I mean, how did you catch a pass and think about how cold you
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would be? Right and getting hit in general, I'm not gonna last,
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but getting hit cold. I mean, look at what happened to Patrick Mahomes's
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helmet. I know we had a not to bring up high school yet again
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this morning, but you know, I was on the football team. Didn't
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play much, thank god, because I forget you were a football player.
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Yeah, still am still in my heart. But we went. We have
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this away game in west West Central area was the high school, so I
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went bear it up there. Anyway. It was so so cold like that,
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and thankfully because I didn't have to play, you know, I got
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to wear this water sideline jacket, so I stayed nice and warm. But
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I felt bad for the other guys, any of them like get frost by
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or anything that you can remember a part of your job keeping them warm?
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Hey, Dan, quarterback, Dan, let me get your toes nice and
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warm. Here. I was always first in line to warm up the boys.
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You were the sideline heating back. Oh that's good stuff. I got
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another good visual to you today. They sent me to the locker room early
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to get the showers warm. Anything I can do to help Boys, Boys
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a good single cheese Craft singles? Probably sometime in my early teams. You
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know, I've been saying that I have done this, but I use bar
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Gardner's cheese had that it's similar. It's that same consistency. So I can't
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really knock on Craft cheese because I kind of feel like it's maybe the same.
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It feels sort of like fake cheese. It's very cheap, and you
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get a lot of slices in there. Well, now they're spicing it up
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for you. Literally, they've got jalapeno, they have garlic and herb and
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caramelized onion. Now adding that to a burger in the summertime, that oh
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yeah, I sloppy Choe put it on there. I see. I don't
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like to add keys to my sloppy Joe. Well you're missing out. Try
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it slice of cheese, a Craft single or and then crumble up a little
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ridge chip. Let me tell you a story of interesting story about Craft singles.
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One time. Let me guess you back in the day. No,
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this was recent. My wife and I Lauren, and she's a big nachos
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gal, Like you go to a bar restaurant, like automatically, she's ordering
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the casity or the nachos anyway. So I'm not going to name the place
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because it would sink them. But she ordered the nachos and you could tell
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they forgot the order because quite a bit of time had gone by and said,
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hey, you know I ordered the nachos. Oh yeah, let me
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go check on those. Aka, let me go make those quick. So
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they bring them out and I'm not kidding. Cheese wasn't even melted. It
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was literally sliced up pieces of a craft single. Not a chance on chips.
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Yeah, that was it. Like it was just the cheese and the
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chip. Yeah, I mean a couple other miscellaneous say they didn't even try
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to bury it with some lettuce, tomatoes and anything. It was pretty low
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effort. Anyway, I can't wait to get off air so you can tell
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me about what business was that you're going about to put under. I'm not
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spilling that tea, honey, all right? Another day calling me honey,
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Oh gosh, Amanda in the Morning on Big Do you like when I play
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this song? Anyway, It's not a hot one at all. No,
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I'm not ready for a hot one though, absolutely Seriously, Saturday, Sunday
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or whatever day it's gonna get above zero and thirty degrees, that is going
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to feel so good. I've been waiting because my car hasn't started since sometime
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before Christmas. It's been just sitting outside, and so I'm waiting till it
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warms up. Well, I'm not going to go there, like jump in
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or do any the thought of being outside doing car work right now. I
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have so much trauma from high school when I drove a nineteen ninety four Oldsmobile
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Cala, Yeah, a model. They don't even make room, just a
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pile of garbage, and so it would die in the winter pretty much every
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time, like the amount of times I had to get towed or I didn't
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get to go hang out with my friends because we were literally towing my car
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back to the house. My dad would come get me. And there was
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this one day we literally had to like just hook a chain up to the
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beginning of this pile of trash and anyway, just go and it turned Dilworth.
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Yeah, down a gravel road between Glennon and where we lived, and
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so I remember the chain kept pulling off, and so in the middle of
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this blizzard, thirty below had to get out of the car metia of course,
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and get under the hood with my bare hands hooking a chain up around
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a metal axle or whatever. Just nightmare. I have not a car expert
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whatsoever, but you haven't had this thing fired up since when before Christmas?
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So I'm guessing you're gonna have to toe this bad boy in somewhere. I
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don't think this is just gonna be like shy a Manda. Can I borrow
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your jumper cables? And you know not gonna be able to just go?
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I have jumper cables. I'll figure it out. Nonetheless, anyway, I'm
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here, aren't I? So, Amanda? Yes, thank you, thank
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you, thank you for your attendance today, participation. Really appreciate it.
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You know what, I was able to get to the grocery store yesterday,
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and now I'm rethinking everything because I've become aware of this new method. The
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chef created a new grocery shopping method that not only is going to allow you
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to save money, but you're gonna eat healthier. Let me guess, drive
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up like, do everything online so that way you're not enticed by all the
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other things in the store. One of the more dangerous things you can do
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as a human is go to the grocery store hungry. I've never heard that
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before. Is that original content? It is? Yeah? Man, that
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can wrestling and not to bring up high school. My gosh, you really
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the glory days. I can't let it go. I can't. But before
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a wrestling match, the night before you're god sun muffin in a single.
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Yeah, that was a time to be alive, let me tell you.
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And so we'd go grocery shopping the night before a match, obviously very thirsty
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and hungry from cutting weight. Anyway, I should have used the six to
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one method. Have you heard of this? Six to one? Six to
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one, it's a new method. Nope'read to buy a chef where he says,
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you go to the grocery store. Start at six Okay, you're gonna
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get six veggies, six easy, easy. Yeah. Then you go to
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five fruits, okay, next four proteins. Then you're gonna want to select
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out three starches, which include things like potatoes, rice corn, and then
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you're gonna go get like corn starch, corn of starch. Maybe I'm a
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vegetable. There's corn starch. Oh, that's what I'm probably thinking of.
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But that would count if you did. If you wanted to have one of
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your three starches be corn starch. I suppose that would work. Okay.
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Then you're gonna go to two sauces or spreads, so like a guacamoli or
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tomato bass wrench, I know, depending on what maybe your proteins are.
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And then the one, This is the fun part with the six to one
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shopping method, the one gets to be just anything, fun, anything,
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a little treat for yourself, the free for all. Okay, what does
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that mean? The one? Oh? I thought there was like an item.
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I'm going straight for the free for a while. You know what I
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would get though, if I had one? Yeah, it'd be a log
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of cookie. Though the whole log. I am still stuck on you and
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your wrestling singlet. Now you want to hunk of cookie. It's just I
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don't know what what just glivery live in your glory days. You've had me.
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You have had a roller coaster today, and I'm just trying to keep
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up. I got it, Okay, are you gonna use a six to
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one or not? I'd like to give it a try. And I feel
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like you spent a lot of money at the store your family. Yeah,
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we're I mean just the basics for the week. We're talking one sixty one
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seventy. Yeah, you're the type though, And this is why I feel
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like in your kitchen you have a lot of food items simply for decoration.
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Like you're the tad that always has to have like a super full fruit basket
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on the counter. So even though you're not even eating it, we are
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eating it. Yeah, it's actually dwindling. I think we only have two
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apples left, zero bananas. Do you know what has been sitting there though
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for about six months? And I'm not sure it's any good? What the
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sweet potato? It's just okay, it's not even attractive, this ugly sweet
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potato. It's like hair growing, not even an attractive sweet potato. Up
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with that when you cut it open, though, that bad boy just just
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a beauty. Well, it sounds like you need a reload because that fruit
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bol is getting critically low. Okay, Like in a minute in the morning
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on Big Nutty eight point seven. Well, this is tough to hear because
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you know how it is. Sometimes even though if you don't know a person,
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we have a way of just becoming obsessed with their lives. You see
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it with like celebrities, reality shows. And now this woman named Myra Vone
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you might remember it from a couple of years ago. She made headlines because
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she married the love of her life. Who's a rag doll. Yeah.
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I have been obsessed with this because they were having some really tough times.
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He had cheated on her right here. Now, nothing was ever substantiated,
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but there were rumors of some adultrey from Marcello. And then how many kids
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do they have? They have three? Now? Then this where they've fallen
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on hard times now, not to mention Amanda. Not just the cheating rumors,
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there was also potentially kidnapping at one point. Okay, you got to
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catch me up because last I had checked, there was only one kid.
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She was trying to have baby number two, and then her mom had stepped
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in and said that she shouldn't have a baby. I thought with Marcel because
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he had cheated Marcello. But listen, he must have got out of the
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doghouse somehow, because they had not one baby, Amanda, but two,
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that's right, and she gave birth to twins. Okay, there we go.
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Yep, So this myravone is her name. She's thirty seven, married
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to the love of her life, Marcello, life sized rag doll. If
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you can imagine they got rag doll kids. I always wonder if a rag
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doll and a human has a kid, what does it come out as well?
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Clearly the guy's jeans are a little stronger hair. Those rag jeans are
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just dominant cat when it comes to what's a little square used to do biology
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or whatever? Anyway, can't breakdy Anne and Andy. Andy was a so
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they had the one year old Marcellino. Now they got two newborns, both
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girls named Marcella and Emilia. So you can imagine Amanda, I know you
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have two young kids, but you know there's a little age separation. You
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have kids, you have twins, Suddenly you got to double everything. Yeah,
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and you imagine I was all about Manda man coverage. It's which is
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one of the reasons we stopped at two kids. Yeah, I mean,
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now, I don't know how and he had a third kid, he'd have
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to bring a third in. I don't know if you wanted to keep that
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man coverage up. And I don't know about Marcello. I don't see him
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doing a whole lot of any coverage. I mean, listen, other than
22:37
the cheating rumors, it seems like he's doing his best. And you had
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mentioned just briefly and kind of skip past it kidnapping. That's the one thing
22:45
of all this. It's just kind of hard to believe. So may Ravondo
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a man. She says that Marcello is actually quite the man when it comes
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to, you know, being the provider. Now tell me if your husband,
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Nick, did any of this while you were, you know, nursing
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and what have you? Said that when she's tired, Marcella helps her bathe,
23:03
eat and sleep helps her. Yeah, her the mom, thirty seven
23:07
year old Maravone. Now there's three kids. Wow, maybe not running around,
23:11
but they're sitting there. They're propped up against a couch or something.
23:14
Hang on, hang on, hang on and need did it back up?
23:17
So this ragged all? Her husband is bathing her? Correct? Okay,
23:22
yeah, I don't know what happens when he gets wet. They have a
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good dryer, I hope, so many blow dryer well. She said that
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they both find joy in their home, filled with love, laughter, and
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children. However, Amanda Marcelo, he's paying the price of having a bigger
23:37
family. He said, he's really really stressed about providing affording the bills.
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It's been worried, she says. Though. The human the mom. She
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says that their next goal is to get their dream house. They want to
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own a house, three bedroom each kid. Are they going to do bunk
23:52
beds? I've got a lot of questions. It's tough to get a mortgage.
23:55
You got to be able to prove income, credit history, prove that
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you have organs. I mean, it's all part of the underwriting process.
24:03
Like a man in the morning on a big buddy eight point seven. You
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ever had like a joint birthday party? Like those can be fun, right,
24:11
sharing even though it's your big day. Still it's kind of fun to
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share it with a friend. Yeah. I mean sometimes I had to share
24:15
it with Jesus because when they'd be like, oh, here's your birthday gift
24:18
on Christmas, but noise, no, no, I have not Okay,
24:22
Well, these ladies were sharing a baby shower. It's a big joint baby
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shower. There are five ladies having a joint baby shower. Okay, very
24:32
interesting. Are they all related? Are they friends? Well, here's an
24:34
interesting catch, Amanda. There's five moms and there's one dad. This guy
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hang On is having children simultaneously with five separate women. So this is kind
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of like a Nick Cannon situation, except for they weren't all pregnant at the
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same time. Maybe a visual I saw the picture of the guy, thought,
24:55
is that Nick Cannon? It's not some similarities in that he's pregnan women
25:00
left and right. My guy's like an unmanned fire hose. Apparently name is
25:04
Seddi Willis. Zeddi Willis managed to impregnant five different women, and they all
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look to be along similar timelines in the pregnancies. And they've come together Amanda
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as one. So and they are all just okay. They know they knew
25:18
that this is what they were signing up for. Well, they didn't know
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initially. It was not a part of that plan. They do say though,
25:26
that they love their baby daddy and they will not ruin their babies' lives.
25:30
Their families have accepted this. It seems like they're all going to raise
25:33
them separately, but they do say they've got nothing left to do but to
25:36
support each other. It takes a village, indeed, I mean, obviously
25:40
it would be easier if they together have a village, a whole basketball team.
25:44
I mean absolutely. They said they can't change the fact that he's the
25:47
baby daddy and everything happens for a reason. Come on, NU that that
25:51
phrase everything happened for a reason. There are times where I'm like, Okay,
25:53
I can get down with that. No, they're gun in for a
25:56
reality show here so hard Well, and here's the thing, you know,
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the post from the joint baby shower went viral on TikTok, so probably not
26:04
a reach to say that they're hoping that they get a reality show or something.
26:08
Okay, so I'm getting invited to this, but I'm friends with Tara,
26:12
so am I supposed to bring a gift for Sarah Mayra and whoever else
26:18
is there? Yeah, Like I think you pretend they don't exist. I
26:22
think it's like got it. You know, like if you're at like a
26:23
wrestling tournament and you just kind of have different sections fans from different schools,
26:27
you know, totally, and if you're a kid, if you're want of
26:30
the five lucky kids growing up. How bizarre, and you're gonna be the
26:33
same age as all of your half siblings. Imagine teacher conferences. Okay,
26:40
I'm gonna need you guys are all simply well you are so dad? Is
26:44
dad coming to everything here? Oh yeah, Zeddy, he's just getting passed
26:47
around like a hot potato road class, or like at Amanda in the morning.
26:52
Come on, get up on Big seven and now Amanda stills. Let's
26:57
see, let's see I'm a sukerf so headline this morning, Sophie Turner has
27:04
dropped the child abduction claims against Joe Jonas in regards to the custody of their
27:08
two kids, and like, it's so nice. That is quite the charge.
27:12
Now, it wasn't quite him just rolling up in a van kidnapping as
27:17
child, right, It was a little more nuanced. Yeah, No,
27:18
it was more of she had the kids or he had the kids, wouldn't
27:22
offer up the passports for like twenty four hours for them to go out of
27:26
the country, and then she went and filed child abduction claims. I'm like,
27:30
okay, this is all that will aggress that this whole thing, that
27:33
divorce, this it got sour, really quick. It sure did, but
27:37
that's not the only pressure that they have right now. The Jonas Brothers,
27:40
Actually that's pretty compared to the fans here in the FM area Grand Forks Alari
27:45
Center. Yesterday they released a statement because everybody is wanting either an answer as
27:51
to when the Jonahs Brothers are going to postpone their concert or we've hit that
27:55
sixty day marker where people want their money back, right, and they said,
27:57
we are doing our best because it's so not on them. They're trying
28:00
to get them to come back, but they are being very elusive about it
28:04
because they're saying, oh, we're going to reschedule, So they're not releasing
28:07
the refunds. Yeah, they're just buying time at at and tell people forget
28:11
about it. But here's the thing that the Jonas brothers ought to know.
28:15
North Dakota doesn't forget. No, we don't. Yeah, so maybe we
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ought to kidnapp Joe, the three of them and what bring them to Grand
28:22
Forks. Yeah for some hostiles show and you let the comments and people are
28:27
going, even if they do come back, I want a refund because they're
28:30
just so mad about the way they handled the situation, not even addressing their
28:33
fans like, hey, guys, I'm sorry. This is an opportunity,
28:36
you know, it would be the perfect way to get back of them.
28:37
People don't take the refund, they still go to the rescheduled show, but
28:41
when they're there, they just boo the entire time. The whole is the
28:45
ingle Stead Ralphing? Where's it at Aleras Center? Yeah? I just said,
28:48
yeah, the whole Ralph, the Alaris. My brain only has room
28:52
for one venue in Grand Forks. Okay, I can't fathom another one.
28:56
But anyway, Yeah, everybody just booed the whole time at where I literally
29:00
can't even say it, the Olearis Center. Thank you, that's where the
29:04
hockey team playzer Now, oh my gosh, that's it, Ralph. Let's
29:07
take you up to Grin Forks for a little day trip. I am due
29:11
for a little trip there, all right. Uh, Philadelphia jewelry designer is
29:15
getting a lot of attention, and I love this. Offered Travis Kelcei a
29:18
million dollars for a custom made ring, saying here, I will customize this
29:22
ring. You can propose to Taylor Swift when you want to. Oh.
29:26
Perfect, So this is great, that's the headline, but the way he's
29:29
going about it is great. He goes on to say, not only would
29:32
I be honored to do this, but my daughter huge Taylor fan. We
29:36
admire not only her but also the values she champions. Went on to say,
29:40
perhaps by presenting this ring of their dreams to them, it might make
29:44
securing concert tickets for her next tour a Tabby's ear. Yeah, so great.
29:48
I bet what I wanted a tailor, because you can't just get a
29:51
ring without her input, right, because it depends. I feel like in
29:56
this situation it would be interesting because nowadays, I feel like the woman has
30:00
kind of picked out her ring and or style. Very rare that a guy's
30:03
going to go and just surprise you with a ring. But Taylor Swift,
30:07
do you have that? I mean our celebrities, It's like, no,
30:08
you just go. I know he's probably on It's probably on record somewhere.
30:12
You probably google it. He already put it out there. Or if there's
30:15
like a family heirloom of some sort that maybe it would be a part of
30:18
it. Yeah, like the blue thing from Titanic. I don't know if
30:22
that would be a family heirloom. I was thinking more of maybe Travis ought
30:26
to swim down there and get it all right. How that'd be impressive?
30:30
That would be impressive. Kanye West showed off some new teeth on Instagram yesterday.
30:34
I don't get it. First of all, the guy has been hurting
30:37
for money. I've heard. I heard he's not doing the best right now.
30:41
And he just spent eight hundred and fifty thousand dollars on these new grills.
30:45
Now it's a new metallic denture. And I don't even know how you.
30:48
I would like to hear him talk because I don't know how you would
30:51
do it. I've done like teeth whitening with like kind of a more of
30:55
a wax insert, ok, and it'll talk like you can barely talk,
30:59
yeah, or a mouth guard in football? Is it like that? Kind
31:00
of like that? Yes? Whatever happened to just have a nice white teeth?
31:06
You know? Like why why? Why's he gotta have the metal in
31:07
his mouth? You know? Oh? Gotcha? Yeah? How is that
31:10
impressive? I don't. You're the one who said you thought it was kind
31:12
of cool, yeah, and now I think this. Okay, I'm allowed
31:15
to change my opinion. I know, I'm just I don't. It's not
31:18
my vibe. I don't like it. It's just not for me. Do
31:22
just imagine wheeling your husband nick around with him. He's got this metal mouth
31:26
going on. I don't even just like one gold tooth or something like the
31:30
home alone. Yeah, yeah, I got a missing tooth. You know
31:33
that, but you didn't. Yep, it's my little secret. Now it's
31:36
an act. It's like one tooth away from you being able to see it
31:38
when I smile. Really so does it bother you to find your tongue just
31:42
like or yeah, your tongue like a little rub action. If anything,
31:47
it's something to do is stick my tongue in there. Gross a minute in
31:55
the morning, big nutty eight points seven? Right enough, horsing around,
31:59
good serious for secon. Okay, there's a couple now this is really really
32:02
a cool story because their names are Haley and Josh. Recently got married going
32:07
on their honeymoon. Now you hear about you know, planning weddings, and
32:10
you've been through it. I've been through it. It's a stressful time,
32:13
right, It totally can be, absolutely so when it's done, it's sort
32:16
of a relief. But for this couple it was especially a relief because Josh
32:22
had been battling stage four cancer. So they're on the flight to their honeymoon
32:28
in Jamaica when Hailey, his wife slipped a little note to one of the
32:31
flight attendants, okay to make an announcement. Now, normally they come on
32:36
and it's immediately like, all right, shut up, that'sn't okay. I
32:38
don't need to watch you tell me how to put the life jacket on.
32:40
If I'm at the point where I need to use my seat to save my
32:45
life, chances are pretty slim here, is that what you're saying. I
32:49
don't really have much faith that I'm gonna remember what you said. But nonetheless,
32:52
the announcement comes on. Dang hi, this is your flight attendant in
32:55
the cabin have what have you? And she says this. A young man
33:00
on the Fight Today named Josh was diagnosed with stage forecaster in June of twenty
33:05
twenty. Since then, he's star came out radiation and surgery to remove his
33:09
entire right block, glance and lighting of his heart and part of his sirepram.
33:15
He was on life suppled twice and was in and out of possible for
33:19
years. He's caught, faught for his life and now is cancer free and
33:22
on his way. He was happy with he Oh, that's awesome. If
33:29
you missed what the flight attendants that, because they do tend to mumble.
33:31
He's now cancer free and he was going through like this was stage four.
33:36
He was on life support multiple times. Yeah, that's you're not going to
33:39
feel optimistic and you're just not Yeah, how could you? And so for
33:43
him to be able to battle back from that, get married and now he's
33:45
going to Jamaica, that's pretty cool. So did he know he was cancer
33:50
free or did the wife make the announcement when that was happening, Because that's
33:52
what I was driving at him. I guess you're like here, I want
33:54
you guys to make this announcement. Does he if he just so he knows?
33:59
No, No, I think I think Josh was aware. I don't
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think he's getting his medical information from the flight attendant