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Are We Dateable? Yoga Industry Red Flags.

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“Single and ready to Mingle

Caucasian. Female. Ages 25-39.

Looking to “find her zen”. Immediate pass on anyone not like me, no chance of a smash. Must be skinny, wear the latest Lulu, and have a guru. Spirituality is a must, but not too much or that’s gross. Not looking for any of that “woo-woo” Sanskrit shit, speak American please. Ready to get your leg behind your head and pierce your way into my heart? We might be soulmates, but when I see you out I won’t say hi; it’s cool, you are lucky you found me. Perpetual upbeat attitude an absolute…

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