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I'd Look at Martha's Nudes · Untraditionally Lala

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  Speaker 1: Hello gorgeous, it's Lala Kent. Welcome to Untraditionally Lala. Hello gorgeous,
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  Speaker 1: welcome back to the bonus episode of Untraditionally Lala. I
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  Speaker 1: love that we are taking it on back to bravo, bravo,
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  Speaker 1: fucking bravo, favorite Real Housewives city and why. Now, I
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  Speaker 1: felt like this was an important one to touch on
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  Speaker 1: because we are being.
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  Speaker 1: Just handed on a silver platter. All the housewives in
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  Speaker 1: the world right now. Potomac is coming up. New York
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  Speaker 1: is airing.
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  Speaker 3: Salt Lake.
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  Speaker 1: We're about to be in the fourth episode or maybe
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  Speaker 1: fifth by the time this comes out.
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  Speaker 3: And then OC, we've got the reunion. I can't wait.
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  Speaker 4: I can't wait either. Salt Lake is really good.
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  Speaker 3: Salt Lake is crushing.
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  Speaker 5: Salt Lake.
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  Speaker 2: Salt Lake's my favorite right now.
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  Speaker 1: I can't get enough of it. It feels so authentic
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  Speaker 1: and real. I feel like I'm a fly on the wall.
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  Speaker 1: It does not feel heavily produced. Just this season for me, though.
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  Speaker 2: What is? This season of Salt Lake.
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  Speaker 6: It's my favorite this time from what I've seen. And
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  Speaker 6: last year, it was Orange County. And then my other
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  Speaker 6: favorite one was New York before it got.
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  Speaker 2: Rebooted?
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  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, though.
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  Speaker 6: They.
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  Speaker 3: Carol has me kind of really digging everything.
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  Speaker 1: Her sitting in that car waiting for the trash, or not,
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  Speaker 1: the street cleaner.
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  Speaker 4: Greatest.
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  Speaker 2: And they back out.
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  Speaker 1: And then the guy, this little tiny, like, Fiat motherfucker
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  Speaker 1: tries to take the parking spot.
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  Speaker 3: She's like, now Bill's honking her horn.
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  Speaker 2: She's backing into him.
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  Speaker 1: And then she takes her, like, it's like this old
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  Speaker 1: school Jeep, and the ceiling is falling, so she, like,
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  Speaker 1: it's falling into her friend, who's, like, a very tall,
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  Speaker 1: beautiful woman, and.
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  Speaker 3: She has a staple gun. She like grabs her staple
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  Speaker 3: gun and is like.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, this has got me.
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  Speaker 2: I'm into it.
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  Speaker 4: She's the best.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so here for it.
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  Speaker 2: What is this in?
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  Speaker 3: Real Housewives of New York. They brought Carol back.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Who was, um, who was married to JFK Jr.
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  Speaker 3: 's cousin.
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  Speaker 6: That's very New York. I feel like just like a
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  Speaker 6: staple gun in the car. Things are falling. It's just like,
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  Speaker 6: we'll just fix on the go.
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  Speaker 3: She's like, I, it's my, it's her office.
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  Speaker 5: She spends two days a week in it for X
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  Speaker 5: amount of hours and makes her phone calls because she
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  Speaker 5: turned her kitchen that was once her office.
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  Speaker 4: Back into her kitchen.
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  Speaker 3: She just got rid of a full kitchen.
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  Speaker 2: She's like, fuck the kitchen, put the office.
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  Speaker 3: And then she turned it back into a kitchen.
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  Speaker 1: Because she likes her lattes. Yeah, she turned it back
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  Speaker 1: because she needed a place to make her lattes. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: and it's this big, Easton. I swear to God, it's
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  Speaker 1: as big as this round table.
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  Speaker 2: Is she married? No. Does she want to be? He
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  Speaker 2: was the love of her life.
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  Speaker 3: He passed away of cancer. So heartbreaking.
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  Speaker 2: No, that just made me feel very.
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  Speaker 1: But because Love Story came out about JFK Jr.
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  Speaker 3: And Carolyn Bessette. Love Story comes out.
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  Speaker 1: So she's in her office, aka her car, and her
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  Speaker 1: book editor calls her and she's like, you know, aren't
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  Speaker 1: you just so thrilled about what's happening? I mean, this
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  Speaker 1: could not have happened at a better time. This book
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  Speaker 1: making the bestseller list again. She's like, what are you
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  Speaker 1: talking about? She's like, I emailed you about it. Your
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  Speaker 1: book is on the New York Times bestseller list again.
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  Speaker 1: She's like, I had no idea because it wasn't an
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  Speaker 1: office date. She's not in the office checking emails.
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  Speaker 2: I fucking love her.
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  Speaker 4: 20 years ago, didn't she?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Now it's back on top.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because people were watching the show and it was like, well,
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  Speaker 1: the dog, but also Love Story is the scripted series.
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  Speaker 2: The G.H. loves it.
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  Speaker 4: So let's watch.
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  Speaker 1: Don't even get me started on the fact that Martha
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  Speaker 1: Stewart appears on Roni this.
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  Speaker 6: Year Martha Stewart looking better than ever oh my god
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  Speaker 6: did you see her post a few weeks ago.
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  Speaker 1: And the caption is just a selfie and it goes
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  Speaker 1: thinking about releasing.
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  Speaker 3: My nudes.
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  Speaker 2: So good. She went to prison, right?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: She's like best friends with Snoop Dogg. She's so cool.
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  Speaker 4: No, I know.
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  Speaker 2: They got stoned as could be together on her cooking show. Yes, Martha!
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  Speaker 3: Look at that bad bitch.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not kidding you. I'd look at her nudes.
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  Speaker 1: And she's like in her makeup artist house who's a
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  Speaker 1: cast member on Roni and she's like looking around and
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  Speaker 1: she's like, we have to change this. And this doesn't
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  Speaker 1: go with anything. And oh my God, is that a
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  Speaker 1: store-bought pie? Cuts to the interview and the girl's like,
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe I forgot to... To hide the store-bought pie.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, you don't have store-bought around Martha. She quite
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  Speaker 1: literally made an empire off of nothing store-bought.
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  Speaker 5: She bought that lot next door to her for something,
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  Speaker 5: but I can't remember what it was.
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  Speaker 3: Martha did?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Probably for her vineyard.
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  Speaker 3: Martha's vineyard.
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  Speaker 2: Whole new meaning.
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  Speaker 1: Um, I would say for me, my most favorite housewife
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  Speaker 1: city is Salt Lake in the now, but overall.
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  Speaker 3: New York.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Unhinged, unproducible, because it was just so fucking real and authentic.
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  Speaker 4: The old school or the new?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Give me Scary Island.
• 5:17
  Speaker 1: Give me Bethany in that shitty apartment hawking mini muffins
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  Speaker 1: on the pier.
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  Speaker 4: But they're starting one. Are they starting a new franchise
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  Speaker 4: on a different network?
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  Speaker 1: Well, they're taking the OG cast and it's like the
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  Speaker 1: golden life on E. And it has like Kelly, Ben Simone, Luann, Sonia, Ramona.
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  Speaker 4: It could be really good.
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  Speaker 3: I'm watching it. Are you joking? I'm all in. I
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  Speaker 3: am all freaking in.
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  Speaker 1: You're telling me that I get to see Countess Luann
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  Speaker 1: in her little fucking fedora on the reg?
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 6: Perfect.
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  Speaker 1: One time her fedora went missing and she made a
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  Speaker 1: wanted poster for her hat.
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  Speaker 4: Did she get it back?
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  Speaker 1: I think she did. Yeah, I think someone found it.
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  Speaker 1: This person said Orange County, the OGs of the housewives.
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  Speaker 1: I rock with the housewives even if it's not a
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  Speaker 1: great season.
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  Speaker 2: I'm still watching. I like Potomac. I've only seen a couple,
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  Speaker 2: but I don't dislike it.
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  Speaker 3: Old school Potomac.
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  Speaker 1: I love when a city gets so far where you're like,
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  Speaker 1: oh my God, I can now go do a rewatch.
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  Speaker 1: Like Salt Lake, season seven is what's airing now. You
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  Speaker 1: can finally go back and do a rewatch. You can't
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  Speaker 1: rewatch when they're on like season three or four.
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  Speaker 2: No, I might have to go back and watch. And
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  Speaker 2: then there's the Jersey.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, this person said New Jersey, no matter who
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  Speaker 1: was on it, the drama was all top tier.
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  Speaker 4: Is that around anymore?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that they're filming or have filmed already.
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  Speaker 1: They centered the cast around Teresa.
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  Speaker 4: Which Teresa's going through it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, she is. Dolores and Melissa Gorga.
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: Got rid of everyone else.
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  Speaker 1: See, I did not rock with it last season.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't feel like they had found their.
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  Speaker 2: After, and I'm going to... Teresa and Melissa. Mm-hmm. Like,
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  Speaker 2: after when they started, like, really beefing, that's when I stopped. Like,
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  Speaker 2: I didn't really love the show.
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  Speaker 4: Well, they couldn't even film together.
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  Speaker 2: That's when, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but remember when they went to that, like, it
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  Speaker 3: wasn't a mountain house.
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  Speaker 2: There's good episodes in it.
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  Speaker 1: But when the Joes went at it, and then Joe
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  Speaker 1: had sprayed on his hair, and Joe Giudice is.
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  Speaker 3: Like, what the shit is this black all over me?
• 7:21
  Speaker 3: Not black all over me. Where'd this come from? And
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  Speaker 3: it's from Joe Gorgas.
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  Speaker 2: Hairline? Oh, no. Just let it go.
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  Speaker 3: It's so good.
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  Speaker 4: Spray paint.
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  Speaker 2: I spray paint here and there. Actually, just when I
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  Speaker 2: go get a line up, they go, do you want spray?
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, give it to me. Why not?
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  Speaker 3: I'll take a hairline for a day.
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  Speaker 2: Give me a hairline for a day. Fuck it.
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  Speaker 1: New York, watching those unhinged OG ladies is my happy place.
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  Speaker 3: Easton, have you ever seen Scary Island? The episode Scary Island?
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  Speaker 2: We've got to watch it. I'll watch it with you.
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  Speaker 2: That's what we're doing. Even the producers in here are like, Easton.
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  Speaker 2: It's so funny.
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  Speaker 1: Sonia Morgan is like we've all got to stop because
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  Speaker 1: she's crazy and now we're all picking on her and
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  Speaker 1: she's just sitting there the girl eating Kelly Benson eating
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  Speaker 1: gummy bears like she's crazy and she's not even staring
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  Speaker 1: no that.
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  Speaker 6: Is crazy just gummy bears staring if somebody was like
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  Speaker 6: that person's crazy I'd be like I believe you I.
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  Speaker 3: Feel like you're gonna like kill me in the middle
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  Speaker 3: of the night so good we.
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  Speaker 2: Have to watch the greatest.
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  Speaker 1: Um Salt Lake because they are fucking crazy there's nothing
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  Speaker 1: can I tell you I think it's kind of sad.
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  Speaker 2: It is very sad. I don't feel like they're crazy.
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  Speaker 3: I don't feel like they're crazy either.
• 8:32
  Speaker 4: Yes, they are.
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  Speaker 2: Season two, three, four.
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  Speaker 3: I'm saying this season.
• 8:37
  Speaker 2: Meredith's laugh is a.
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  Speaker 3: Storyline in itself. I love her voice.
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  Speaker 1: I love how she's like, well, that's not happening.
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  Speaker 4: So am I. She did a tour and it was
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  Speaker 4: sold out.
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  Speaker 2: Of course.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, Lauren could do a DJ set right now
• 8:54
  Speaker 6: and probably tour and it would be sold out.
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  Speaker 3: I actually have to disagree. No, I don't think so.
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  Speaker 3: I think that would be a hard sell.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just going to tell you right now, they're not
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  Speaker 2: going for her DJ set.
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  Speaker 3: No, they're going to see her. She's an icon. These
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  Speaker 3: women are iconic.
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  Speaker 6: She's like, what can I put in front of me
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  Speaker 6: that makes it seem like we're doing something, but just for.
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  Speaker 3: Everyone to be here for me. If you're hating on Meredith,
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  Speaker 3: I'm about to put you in a headlock.
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  Speaker 2: I love Meredith.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's not happening. I love everything about her. She's
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  Speaker 3: so fucking funny.
• 9:27
  Speaker 4: I think this season is going to be really good. Sad,
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  Speaker 4: but good. Marriage is falling apart.
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  Speaker 3: Love to see it.
• 9:36
  Speaker 1: Love to see it miami bring them back again those
• 9:39
  Speaker 1: girls are as spicy as it gets i'm still so
• 9:42
  Speaker 1: confused by the putting miami on hold i love i
• 9:46
  Speaker 1: love miami there was not one thing about it that
• 9:48
  Speaker 1: i didn't love no it was why is it on
• 9:50
  Speaker 1: hold i don't know they were trying i don't know
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  Speaker 1: do you think.
• 9:53
  Speaker 2: It's because maybe because they are so wild?
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  Speaker 1: I had heard that it was because there was a
• 10:00
  Speaker 1: lawsuit with Todd, but Todd and Alexia are like fully
• 10:04
  Speaker 1: back together.
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  Speaker 4: Which that blows my mind.
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  Speaker 2: Mind blowing. Which when they pick up cameras, that will
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  Speaker 2: turn left again.
• 10:11
  Speaker 1: Real Housewives of Salt Lake because the one-liners crack me up.
• 10:14
  Speaker 1: I can't wait to see Heather in her confessional when
• 10:17
  Speaker 1: she goes.
• 10:17
  Speaker 3: It's St. Patrick's Day. I had no idea. She's in
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  Speaker 3: like the beard and the glasses and the hat.
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  Speaker 4: I watched that one last night.
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  Speaker 2: Was it funny?
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  Speaker 4: It was hysterical.
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  Speaker 2: Was it?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Were they in Salt Lake or did they travel somewhere?
• 10:29
  Speaker 5: They went to San Francisco. Rented a trolley car.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my God.
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  Speaker 4: I saw the people doing that.
• 10:38
  Speaker 3: Can I tell you who is so beautiful is Angie Kaye.
• 10:42
  Speaker 5: And she looks even better, if that's possible, this season.
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: She keeps getting hotter. Her skin is like butter. Every
• 10:49
  Speaker 1: time they cut to her confessionals, I'm.
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  Speaker 3: Like, she's stunning.
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  Speaker 2: She's getting a divorce, right? She should hit me up.
• 10:55
  Speaker 3: She's 52. And how do her lips always look so glassy?
• 10:59
  Speaker 3: They look so soft all the time.
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  Speaker 4: And she talks about her marriage.
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  Speaker 3: She does in this episode.
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  Speaker 2: And it's not good. She's open.
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  Speaker 4: For the last two years, it hasn't been good.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, see, the friendships felt so real for so long. Well,
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  Speaker 1: because they were the first.
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  Speaker 3: So there was no... Everyone was still trying to figure
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  Speaker 3: out their footing. Do you remember? It was like basically
• 11:29
  Speaker 3: done on a camcorder. Like home videos.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And I love the fact that Vicky gave her daughter a.
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  Speaker 1: If you did this to me, I'd be like, that
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  Speaker 1: just sounds like a fucking burden. She's like, I got
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  Speaker 1: you a new car and you get to make the
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: payments every month. It's like, that's not a gift. She
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: rolls up a brand new Mercedes with a big bow
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  Speaker 1: and brings out Brianna. And it's like, I got you
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  Speaker 1: a new car. And Brianna's sitting in the driver's seat.
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  Speaker 3: And you get to make the payments.
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  Speaker 4: I think she was teasing.
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  Speaker 2: I don't.
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  Speaker 3: Have you met Vicky?
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  Speaker 1: There's nothing she loves more than a woman who like,
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  Speaker 1: Stands on her own two feet.
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  Speaker 3: All she wants to do is hawk insurance left and right.
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  Speaker 2: How old is she? The daughter who got the car.
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  Speaker 1: Well, now she's older, but I think she was maybe 16,
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  Speaker 1: 17 at the time.
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  Speaker 4: That's good.
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  Speaker 2: Here's the thing. You got a job. I'm just seeing
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  Speaker 2: from her.
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  Speaker 3: By the way, the down payment had to be nice.
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  Speaker 2: There it is.
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  Speaker 6: The down payment is probably, you know, 15 to 20 grand.
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  Speaker 6: And it's probably, she probably wasn't like.
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  Speaker 4: She probably leased it.
• 12:30
  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 6: And she probably did the lease around something her daughter
• 12:34
  Speaker 6: could afford. And now it's like, okay, you're 16. I
• 12:36
  Speaker 6: bought you a car, but now we're going to teach
• 12:38
  Speaker 6: you payments and being an adult.
• 12:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 12:43
  Speaker 3: Can I tell you?
• 12:44
  Speaker 2: I'd take it.
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: On the Ultimate Girls trip, when they're all in the
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: room in pajamas looking sexy, and Kyle's doing the splits,
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  Speaker 1: and Portia's showing them how to twerk, and everyone's.
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  Speaker 3: Dancing, and they're like, Vicky, join. And she's not having it,
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  Speaker 3: so they're like, Vicky, insurance. I'm getting a policy through you.
• 13:02
  Speaker 3: I was trying to turn her on by talking about insurance.
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  Speaker 2: Did she start doing it?
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  Speaker 3: I fucking cackled. Oh, yeah, she started gyrating.
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  Speaker 5: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: Just sat there.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, Vicky.
• 13:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, we have a Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Kyle
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: and Erica, but missing Rinna.
• 13:18
  Speaker 3: I love Rinna.
• 13:20
  Speaker 4: Well, you said she's killing the game.
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  Speaker 3: She's crushing it. She's never coming back. Why would you?
• 13:27
  Speaker 4: She doesn't need to.
• 13:28
  Speaker 3: No, not even a little bit. Oh, Rhode Island. Best
• 13:32
  Speaker 3: rookie season, in my opinion.
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: Ooh, best rookie season. I haven't seen Rhode Island, but
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: I'd have to.
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  Speaker 4: I agree. It was really good.
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  Speaker 2: It was like a really good first.
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  Speaker 3: For a brand new city.
• 13:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: They really held their own.
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  Speaker 6: Like, you know, because you always say you have to
• 13:45
  Speaker 6: let them get their feet under them and start to see.
• 13:48
  Speaker 6: Did it feel like that for them, or did they
• 13:50
  Speaker 6: have that on them?
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: No, it felt like they just.
• 13:53
  Speaker 3: We.
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  Speaker 1: Were in it. I didn't feel like anyone had watched
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: housewives over and over again. And they were just like
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: monkey see monkey do. I felt like they were really
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: living their authentic lives. And like, even with salt Lake,
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: when that first came out the first season, I was like, okay,
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  Speaker 1: we have some people who have watched some housewives.
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  Speaker 3: We have people who like, it's, it's feeling a little produced,
• 14:15
  Speaker 3: but that's okay.
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  Speaker 2: Like we'll get it. We'll they'll figure it out.
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Rhode Island doesn't need to figure anything out. They
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: just need to do what they're doing. Salt Lake never
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: misses from season one until now.
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: See?
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: People loved, even Claudia, Janet's mom, is like, Salt Lake
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: is my favorite one.
• 14:34
  Speaker 3: People go crazy even from the first season.
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: But you really can't beat the feds looking for a
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: cast member live.
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: That shit is crazy.
• 14:43
  Speaker 6: Even in the first season, her making all this money,
• 14:46
  Speaker 6: she's in the Wells Fargo and it's like.
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: What do you do?
• 14:50
  Speaker 6: The whole time. My whole first season was, what do
• 14:53
  Speaker 6: you do? Because I know your husband that coaches for
• 14:57
  Speaker 6: the University of Utah.
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: She claimed she was responsible for algorithms. I was like, really?
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: I thought Instagram was responsible for my algorithm.
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: Algorithms are responsible for what the website is getting. So
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: are you visiting? Are you the algorithm?
• 15:10
  Speaker 6: Are you the one.
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: Listening to me?
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: Because why did I just talk about cookingware and now cookingware.
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: Is showing up on my phone?
• 15:15
  Speaker 4: So true.
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: So you're the listener.
• 15:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: Salt Lake, because they show a lot of different religions. Atlanta,
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: I love the Reeds and Candy specifically.
• 15:25
  Speaker 4: Aww.
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: I love seeing Candy, her kid, on Next Gen.
• 15:32
  Speaker 4: So good. You love Next Gen.
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: I fuck with Next Gen hard. It is so good.
• 15:38
  Speaker 6: Is it?
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: I haven't watched it.
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: I just love watching a group of people in their
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: 20s hustling and grinding and having sex with each other
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: and like the stakes are super low.
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: No one's married. No one has children. It's just like fun.
• 15:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: You know, them being hung over and going to the
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: bodega and fucking heels and fur.
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: It's like, Oh my God.
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: It's like real life sex in the city. Except more unhinged.
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: My favorite.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: What it's like is gossip girl.
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: How many seasons?
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: They only have two. Brooke Shields' daughter is on it
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: this season.
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: Oh, Brooke Shields' daughter?
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: So Brooke Shields makes appearances because Rowan, the daughter, lives
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: with them.
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: Her parents.
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: Like, she pops in.
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: Why do I have to start watching? Dame Dash's daughter
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: is on there. Is it Damon or Dame?
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: Dame.
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: Dame Dash, right?
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: Dame Dash.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: And he tells his daughter that you can't just kiss
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: anyone because most people have herpes. So she's, like, freaking
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: out that... She kissed someone with herpes. I'm like, the
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: thing I love about this generation is they're not all
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: out just like having sex.
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: Like they think it's a big deal to kiss somebody.
• 16:45
  Speaker 6: No, isn't this the lowest like childbirth for like kids?
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure right now, like no one's having kids.
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: No one's doing anything.
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: I'm not sure.
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: Drinking is down. The birth rates are, look it up.
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: Somebody look it up.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: Jersey always rooting for Teresa and Joe to have a
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: good relationship.
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: I don't know if I root for that all the time.
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: Teresa and her brother Joe?
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: Oh, yes. I thought we were talking about... Juicy Joe? Yeah.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: I want them to have a good relationship. The fact
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: that Teresa can even talk to him. If I was
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: with someone and I went to prison over it, I'd
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: be like, you're fucking dead to me.
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: Birth rates are down since 2007?
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: Birth rates are down 24% since 2007.
• 17:27
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 17:28
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: Drinking and birth rate.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: I think it's because of the drinking.
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: You guys.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: 100%.
• 17:37
  Speaker 5: There's a winery up north that has been in business
• 17:42
  Speaker 5: over 100 years and they had to file chapter 11.
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: Or something because.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: Bankruptcy.
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because their sales are down.
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: Where did you consume your news? I didn't know this.
• 17:53
  Speaker 6: Did you not know Budweiser and Bud Light had to
• 17:56
  Speaker 6: dump over 2 billion gallons of beer because no one's
• 18:00
  Speaker 6: buying beer?
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: Where did they dump it?
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: I mean, probably in back of their fields, maybe, for barley.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: I don't know. But they had to get rid of.
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: Two billion gallons of— It comes on my news feed.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: And let me see.
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: Okay, I like it.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: Dallas loved Brandy and Stephanie's friendship. I liked Dallas, too,
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: until the girl with the black.
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: Hair got weird.
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: I never watched that one.
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: It's good.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: The final season was not great. Beverly Hills, my first
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: intro to the World of Housewives franchise. I miss LVP
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: and Rinna, though.
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: Who doesn't? I think they're filming right now.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: Real Housewives of Melbourne, you're an insignificant ass hair.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: Wait, what? About ass hair? Yeah, expired beer. They had
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: to dump it. Expired beer.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: That's so, you're an insignificant ass hair. If someone said
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: that to me, I would.
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: Be like, that was really good. Because what is the point?
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: Of an ass hair?
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: Really though, I get booger hairs, but like, why do
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: I have butt hair?
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: Oh, like nose hairs?
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: Gross.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: Atlanta, regardless of the mess they're in, they are each
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: other's best cheerleaders. I love seeing them hype each other up. Atlanta, Portion, Phaedra,
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: freaking frat. I love when they wore those sweatpants and
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: they were like shaking their booties. Portia is so fun.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: I could watch her do anything. She's such a light spirit.
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: Beautiful, too.
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: Well, that part.
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: She's stunning. Yeah.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: I had someone ask me the other day, like, whose
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: body would you want?
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: And I was like, porsche's porsche is hers real i
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: don't think so she claims it's she claims it's cornbread
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: that's what she said in an interview i was like no.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: That was her surgeon's last name cornbread.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: I'm like hey whatever whatever it was.
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: You look amazing it's.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: Working fantastic miami new jersey and atlanta the fights are
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: next level You can't do that crazy shit anymore, though.
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: No.
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: You can't turn over tables.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: You flip a table, you throw a drink.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: Lawsuit.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: And you get a phone call, and you're most likely
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: being let go. OC and BH, they're consistent and iconic.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: Bethany always stood on business and still does. My hot take, though,
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: Bethany is better with an ensemble cast because she is
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: most interesting when she is commenting on other people's lives.
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: I think so, too.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying she's not interesting. I'm just saying, like,
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: she's got it all together, and watching her do commentary
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: for other people's lives is absolutely hysterical to me. Um,
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: this person says Miami forever.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: I love the culture. Hashtag bring it back. I fully agree.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: That's what I loved about it. The culture of it all.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: And finally, we have someone who wrote in saying Potomac
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: because Giselle is TV gold.
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: Word on the street is I am the word on
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: the street.
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: So good.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: Is that what she says? Yes.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: She's so pretty and hot and so fun. And I
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: love that the grand dame is making an appearance.
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: No, just an appearance.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: I don't know to what capacity she will be in
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: the mix, but we know that she has aborted mission
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: on Ray.
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: She's divorcing?
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: They're living separately, and we know that she says she
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: has street cred now.
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: It airs October 12th.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: Because prison?
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, she does get that cred.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Blue eyes.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: Allegedly, right?
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: Allegedly blue eyes, who was her driver. We'll see if
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: anyone with blue eyes appears.
• 21:46
  Speaker 6: Ooh. I know.
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: We're all going to know. Or he might put brown
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: contacts in.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: I was going to say.
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: That's so easy to spot. Contacts are so... I can
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: spot your contacts.
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: I know, right?
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: And yours are clear.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: Thank you guys for listening to another bonus episode of
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: Untraditionally La La.
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: We will catch you again next week.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: Love you.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: Bye.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: Bye.
• 22:06
  Speaker 6: Bye.