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I Love Steaks · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

• 0:05
  Brian McFadden: The new music is getting better and better with each episode.
• 0:10
  Brian McFadden: I'm just gonna keep bringing it up.
• 0:12
  Testecleese: You know, I'll get to it.
• 0:13
  Brian McFadden: No, you won't.
• 0:16
  Testecleese: No, I'm probably just gonna play the.
• 0:17
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Outroads at the end.
• 0:18
  Testecleese: intro, too.
• 0:19
  El Guapo: You are fake dudes.
• 0:21
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I am not suicide!
• 0:25
  Audio shared by Testecleese: We'll circle back with you directly.
• 0:27
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Circle back, I'll circle back.
• 0:30
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Do not come.
• 0:33
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Do not come.
• 0:37
  Testecleese: Hello, and welcome to episode 324 of the Jeffrey and Brian Show. I'm Jeffrey.
• 0:42
  Brian McFadden: I'm Brian.
• 0:44
  El Guapo: And with you guys drinking beer, talking about what's going on, and listening to the zippers on Ray's clothes bounce around in his washing machine.
• 0:55
  El Guapo: No, it was funny, because I was like, is that… is there a washing machine running right beside you? And you're like, yes. I was like, oh.
• 1:05
  El Guapo: This is the only time I get to do, like, laundry and stuff, so…
• 1:08
  Brian McFadden: Well, you only do it once a month.
• 1:10
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:11
  El Guapo: But that's the thing, leaving alone as a dude, it really is that easy, especially if you have, like.
• 1:16
  El Guapo: A bunch of drawers and socks?
• 1:19
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:20
  El Guapo: You know what I mean? Especially, like, you drive a truck, right? Yeah, that's why I wear my entire jean, I mean, my pants and shirt, like, the entire week. I don't get dirty that often. Yeah, exactly, and I mean, if you sweat nasty, you'll change your shirt or something, but… Yeah. I wear an extra t-shirt, just to, like, to absorb the sweat, toss that out. The undershirt, exactly. Yeah.
• 1:40
  El Guapo: That's… Meanwhile, I've got a wife and two, daughters, and…
• 1:47
  El Guapo: Dear God, the laundry cycle's insane, dude. Especially the, the 3-year-old. I say that, and his, now, 6-year-old, changed 4 times a day. Really?
• 1:59
  El Guapo: They just love to put their dresses on and run around and play, and then change out and put on a different dress. Dude, like, secondhand clothing, dude, is the best, dude, because people just buy, like, clothing that they don't wear it that often.
• 2:12
  Testecleese: Well, especially with kids.
• 2:13
  El Guapo: Yeah, they're just gonna grow it, and then just, like, why? They're gonna get dirty, they're gonna get damaged. We're gonna, we're about to donate, our kids' stuff.
• 2:23
  El Guapo: And there's actually this place down the street called… I say down the street. Ryan knows what down the street means.
• 2:28
  Brian McFadden: That is not a thing. That is ridiculous.
• 2:30
  Testecleese: Next scanner, you mean?
• 2:33
  Brian McFadden: 20-minute drive down the street to the town.
• 2:35
  El Guapo: to the gas… to the nearest gas station. You should get, like, a little golf cup.
• 2:40
  Brian McFadden: If you go the other way, it's like an hour to the nearest gas.
• 2:42
  El Guapo: You should get, like, a little golf cart. You gotta turn down your, game there, Guapo.
• 2:47
  El Guapo: What do you mean?
• 2:49
  El Guapo: How loud you come across, how much your microphone is picking up is being here. How about now?
• 2:55
  Brian McFadden: Got you, buddy.
• 2:55
  El Guapo: You're loud as… you're loud as a monkey, but okay.
• 2:57
  El Guapo: Yum meow, meow meow.
• 2:59
  El Guapo: Monkeys don't meow, that's cats. I know.
• 3:04
  El Guapo: You are what you're eating, man.
• 3:05
  El Guapo: But yeah, there's a place down in town that, it's called the Quarter Store, and it's like a Goodwill kind of thing, where locals donate stuff there, and everything costs a quarter.
• 3:18
  El Guapo: I mean, there's some stuff that you can spend, like, 50 bucks on, but that's, like, a washing machine, you know? Yeah, yeah, the really expensive stuff.
• 3:24
  El Guapo: Exactly. But we got a whole bunch of stuff to donate, because we bought our girls a bunch of stuff there, and we'll pay…
• 3:30
  El Guapo: you know, 100% extra, or we'll pay 500% of what it costs.
• 3:36
  El Guapo: Because… I don't want to break a 5, you know what I mean?
• 3:42
  El Guapo: And I know I sound like an ass saying this, but…
• 3:46
  El Guapo: This household right now brings in more money than…
• 3:50
  El Guapo: your 3 average West Virginia households.
• 3:54
  El Guapo: That's good. So, yeah, we donate as much as we can, and we give back as much as we can. We send our daughter to school with a
• 4:03
  El Guapo: With cash. Basically, they do these Dollar Days things where the kids can, like, buy popcorn, but, like, half these kids only get to eat at school.
• 4:11
  El Guapo: Like, they're not buying popcorn and stuff. So, like, yeah, you know, bring the money to school, hand it to the teacher, and let the teacher
• 4:18
  El Guapo: spread it out fairly to all the children, you know what I mean? Like, like a…
• 4:22
  El Guapo: School lunch program we used to have when we were kids, where the poor kids got free lunch, you know?
• 4:27
  El Guapo: Let this communist distributed go like the communists do. Well, no, hey, on small levels, it's great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When you nationalize it, it's easy to abuse, versus my neighbor, I go, hey man, what the hell you doing? You know?
• 4:44
  El Guapo: Anyway, let's get on to the show!
• 4:47
  El Guapo: Oh, shit, hold on.
• 4:49
  El Guapo: Yeah, so AOC…
• 4:51
  Testecleese: has come out, said it's Trump's fault, and Trump's supporters' fault, that she couldn't answer a Taiwan question at that, Munich thing.
• 5:02
  Brian McFadden: That's insane.
• 5:04
  Testecleese: Yeah, I don't understand how she came to this conclusion.
• 5:08
  Testecleese: And then she said something like, there's, like, 6 hours of this and that, and you didn't share any of the good stuff. I was like, you're correct, AOC. I saw only 2 clips of you at this thing.
• 5:18
  Testecleese: And they both made you look stupid.
• 5:21
  Brian McFadden: Right. Why don't you find one that makes you look intelligent and share that one yourself?
• 5:25
  Testecleese: You know?
• 5:27
  Testecleese: But, yeah, it's… It's… she… you… we played it last week, and I…
• 5:33
  Testecleese: I thought it was hilarious, because,
• 5:35
  Testecleese: Had you never heard that Miss Teen USA answer?
• 5:39
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 5:40
  Testecleese: Really, that was… oh, that was, like, one of the first things to go viral back, back in, like, 97.
• 5:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, but I knew you hadn't heard it, because when she said, the reason why most,
• 5:52
  Testecleese: U.S. Americans can't find the United States on a map is because they don't have maps.
• 5:59
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 6:00
  Testecleese: I was waiting for beer to come out of your nose on that one.
• 6:04
  Testecleese: That they don't have maps!
• 6:07
  Testecleese: Oh my god, that was just, like, when I'm… who said, oh, these black kids don't have internet?
• 6:12
  Testecleese: They've never… they don't even know what a computer is! Was that Bernie, or was that AOC?
• 6:19
  Testecleese: You don't remember it, do you?
• 6:21
  Brian McFadden: I don't remember, I heard it, I remember the quote, but I don't remember.
• 6:23
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 6:25
  Brian McFadden: I mean, you're one of those crazy people.
• 6:26
  Testecleese: It's like, where, where do you think Black people live?
• 6:31
  Testecleese: You know what I mean? It's like, they don't live next door to you, or upstairs in the apartment above you, no? They live somewhere where the internet doesn't exist, you know?
• 6:40
  Testecleese: Fuck, you can't get on a plane!
• 6:42
  Testecleese: Without internet access these days.
• 6:47
  Testecleese: I don't know when the last time you got on a plane was, Brian.
• 6:50
  Brian McFadden: You can't do it.
• 6:51
  Testecleese: You gotta do it all through your phone now, you can't even show up with a fucking hard ticket anymore.
• 6:55
  Brian McFadden: You're still good.
• 6:56
  Testecleese: Ow.
• 6:57
  Testecleese: I wouldn't… I wouldn't know where, then.
• 7:01
  Testecleese: I mean, maybe you can, but I bet it's a bigger pain in the ass and costs more money.
• 7:07
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 7:09
  Testecleese: Alright, so the 6 Democrat lawmakers…
• 7:12
  Testecleese: Who did the, illegal orders thing?
• 7:16
  Testecleese: The U.S. Attorney's Office has dropped the effort to indict the six of them.
• 7:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they're trying to say that DOD can't, like, go after Senator Kelly and lower his rank, either.
• 7:29
  Testecleese: Well, that's… that… I was gonna say, that was gonna be where we were gonna go next.
• 7:32
  Testecleese: But why…
• 7:36
  Testecleese: I understand why they dropped the charges, because technically they said, don't follow illegal orders, wink wink, you know what I mean?
• 7:45
  Testecleese: But we, we've talked about this… Ad nauseum here.
• 7:51
  Testecleese: We all know you can't follow legal orders, but the issue is, you have to make sure as fuck that you know
• 7:57
  Testecleese: that you're right before you say that, you know what I mean?
• 8:01
  Testecleese: you're always better off to say, I trusted my chain of command. You know? It came down through Chief.
• 8:08
  Testecleese: I assume that what… between the captain and the chief, someone would have said something before it came out to execution, but…
• 8:16
  Testecleese: But what got me was, they… the Mark Kelly thing, he… was Navy, He's retired Navy, right?
• 8:26
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 8:27
  Testecleese: Still collected a pension.
• 8:28
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, 06. Captain.
• 8:31
  Testecleese: Captain, okay, yeah, that would be a, colonel in the army, right?
• 8:38
  Brian McFadden: Yes, Colonel in the Army Air Force.
• 8:41
  Testecleese: Yeah, alright. I keep wondering if you're frozen, or if you're just not responding quickly.
• 8:45
  Brian McFadden: Sorry.
• 8:46
  Testecleese: No, that's alright.
• 8:47
  Testecleese: So, DOW should have some… Authority, at least concerning his…
• 8:56
  Brian McFadden: That's great.
• 8:56
  Testecleese: in the military.
• 8:57
  Brian McFadden: Yes, they should.
• 8:59
  Testecleese: But they said, no, you can't do that either.
• 9:03
  Brian McFadden: It's been appealed.
• 9:05
  Testecleese: So, yeah, War Secretary Hegseth is appealing this. He's like, DOW gets to decide.
• 9:12
  Testecleese: internal issues. That's the whole reason why we have it. And if we don't, then what the fuck is the UCMJ at all? Right?
• 9:20
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 9:23
  Testecleese: Yeah. Oh, here we go, right here. Kamala Harris said the SAVE Act. That's the,
• 9:29
  Testecleese: The voting ID thing?
• 9:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 9:32
  Testecleese: It's gonna… well, here we go, what is it, it must be stocked because 40% of Americans don't have birth certificates or passports.
• 9:40
  Testecleese: Brian.
• 9:41
  Testecleese: Guapo.
• 9:43
  Testecleese: Do you guys know how to get a copy of your birth certificate that's, like.
• 9:46
  Testecleese: What's the word they use when they stamp it? Notarized.
• 9:51
  Brian McFadden: Yeah?
• 9:53
  Testecleese: Guapo?
• 9:58
  Testecleese: I don't even know if he's there or not. There's no sound, and he's dark. Yeah, and how would you get a copy of your birth certificate, Brian?
• 10:05
  Brian McFadden: You go to the courthouse in the county where you were born to get it. Or, in some states, you can go to the DMV and get it.
• 10:14
  Testecleese: I hadn't heard that, that's interesting. But yeah, like…
• 10:18
  Testecleese: I've requested a… I say I've requested… I know how to request my birth certificate.
• 10:23
  Testecleese: I still have my original.
• 10:25
  Testecleese: Jeez, they… even 43 years ago, they looked fucking primitive compared to what you get today, you know?
• 10:33
  Testecleese: But yeah, exactly, you just crawl the, the county office.
• 10:38
  Testecleese: And it's a small fee.
• 10:41
  Testecleese: You know?
• 10:43
  Testecleese: figure out how to… first of all, you don't need a passport to vote. Who keeps saying that?
• 10:48
  Testecleese: The thing is, well, she said 40% of Americans don't have birth certificates or passports. First… oh my god.
• 10:54
  Testecleese: You don't need a passport to vote.
• 10:57
  Testecleese: That's one acceptable form of identification.
• 11:01
  Testecleese: You know?
• 11:03
  Testecleese: And… it's not like it's, like, 1880?
• 11:08
  Testecleese: you know, like, the Civil War happened recently, all these…
• 11:12
  Testecleese: slaves were free, they're no longer property, they're no longer chattel, right? They didn't have birth certificates because they were the same thing as fucking cattle, technically speaking, according to the law, right?
• 11:24
  Testecleese: I understand the issue there, those folks… NO ONE IS FUCKING ALIVE TODAY!
• 11:30
  Testecleese: who was alive even one second before the Civil War ended?
• 11:34
  Brian McFadden: Right, no.
• 11:36
  Testecleese: It's not like there's no birth certificates out there. And, okay, sometimes,
• 11:42
  Testecleese: the city hall, courthouse way at the go, burned down 20 years ago.
• 11:48
  Testecleese: But there's always some kind of backup system, especially since most places have gone and digitized most of the stuff by now.
• 11:56
  Testecleese: I just think it's ridiculous.
• 11:59
  Testecleese: She's saying 40% of Americans, and it's like, so you're saying 40% of Americans are too stupid?
• 12:05
  Testecleese: To figure out how to get identification.
• 12:09
  Testecleese: Maybe they shouldn't vote then. Like, maybe instead of even… you should own land, or pay in more tax than you take out, or public service to vote, maybe it should be… if you can figure it out, you get to vote, you know?
• 12:23
  Testecleese: Be too dumb to figure out, we don't care what your opinion is at this point.
• 12:28
  Testecleese: Sorry, just, it drives me nuts.
• 12:31
  Testecleese: Listening to these folks talking about, it's a right. Yeah, so isn't buying a gun, but you frickin' ID me there, and do a background check. Can we background… here we go, Brian, let's add a background check to voting.
• 12:44
  Testecleese: Because you CAN have your right to vote taken away with a felony conviction.
• 12:50
  Testecleese: Maybe we should start checking that, too. That's actually a great argument. There's a whole bunch of American citizens that aren't allowed to vote. We need to make sure that they're not voting, because we already know they're criminals and make bad decisions.
• 13:04
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 13:04
  Testecleese: And… And that's only a felony offense, too. That's… a misdemeanor, you can still vote.
• 13:11
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 13:13
  Testecleese: Pardon my angry rantage, every time I hear an argument about this friggin' SAVE Act, I just…
• 13:20
  Testecleese: They can't apply an argument Evenly.
• 13:24
  Testecleese: You know, they expect to move the goalposts every time for a different argument. It's like, but no, but you said it's a right, you know?
• 13:33
  Testecleese: Anyway… Moving on, I'm gonna go to this one here first.
• 13:38
  Testecleese: The Three Mile Island one?
• 13:40
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 13:41
  Testecleese: That's in Pennsylvania, right?
• 13:43
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 13:45
  Testecleese: nuclear…
• 13:46
  Brian McFadden: with New York.
• 13:47
  Testecleese: I thought so, too, for the longest time, but then I read the article, and I was like, oh, I feel dumb.
• 13:54
  Testecleese: Because I thought it was off the coast of New York, actually, on a power plant on an island, but…
• 13:58
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 13:59
  Testecleese: I don't know where I got that from, because this article made it sound like it was in… or maybe it's a Pennsylvania company doing it, maybe that's what it is, but they're expecting to have Three Mile Island… 3 Mile Island up and running
• 14:10
  Testecleese: By, in 2027.
• 14:15
  Testecleese: I think this is a good thing.
• 14:18
  Testecleese: Where do you stand on… okay, so you like nuclear, too?
• 14:24
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 14:25
  Testecleese: It's cleaner, Then, fossil fuels.
• 14:30
  Testecleese: better output than fossil fuels, which means it puts out WAY better than friggin' solar or wind, you know what I mean?
• 14:40
  Testecleese: you know, just don't put it on a fucking fault line next to the Pacific Ocean like the Japanese, you know what I mean?
• 14:49
  Testecleese: And, Chernobyl, that wasn't an earthquake, right? That was… Cascade failure from…
• 14:54
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 14:55
  Testecleese: Yeah,
• 14:56
  Testecleese: what's the word I'm looking for here? Being bad at your job, and I can't think of the word for it.
• 15:03
  Testecleese: incompetence Alright, there we go, that's what I was looking for.
• 15:11
  Testecleese: So…
• 15:13
  Testecleese: Alright, so, who is this girl? Lou? That won the figure skating that everyone went nuts about, because, like.
• 15:20
  Testecleese: Years ago, she said something that could be interpreted to not like the United States.
• 15:25
  Testecleese: Because of, like, foreign policy?
• 15:27
  Testecleese: Well, one Xi has come out and said, you guys are frickin' nuts, I love this country, I got to compete in the Olympics, you know?
• 15:33
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 15:35
  Testecleese: But a restaurant, when everyone came out.
• 15:38
  Testecleese: like, cheering on how much she hated the country. There's one restaurant I came up with, a response, 3 words.
• 15:44
  Testecleese: Go fuck yourselves.
• 15:47
  Testecleese: I thought it was funny.
• 15:49
  Brian McFadden: Meh.
• 15:51
  Testecleese: Definitely.
• 15:55
  Testecleese: I'm done with this Epstein shit. They're gonna slow-trickle this shit for fucking years.
• 16:02
  Testecleese: But apparently this is what people want to hear about, so… tell me about the Clintons, Brian.
• 16:07
  Brian McFadden: Well, they've been… they weren't gonna testify, they tried to avoid testifying.
• 16:13
  Brian McFadden: Hillary, I don't know why she was called to testify, Bill was actually documented on Epstein Island and the plane numerous times, you know?
• 16:21
  Brian McFadden: And he came out and tried to use some weird…
• 16:24
  Brian McFadden: thing from his younger years, saying he didn't remember anything. He didn't know Epstein was such a bad person, type deal.
• 16:34
  Testecleese: Everybody is… it…
• 16:36
  Testecleese: But he was talking about when he, like, he was a kid, right? Like, a childhood anecdote. And it's like, dude.
• 16:42
  Testecleese: You were, like, 60, 70 years old, or yeah, 60 years old, right?
• 16:48
  Testecleese: When he was hanging out with Epstein and flying around with him, getting his painting done.
• 16:57
  Testecleese: Looks like Guapo… Guapo might be back? No? I don't know.
• 17:02
  Testecleese: What I'm up.
• 17:03
  Testecleese: You'll let us know when he's around, huh?
• 17:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Yeah, and then…
• 17:07
  Testecleese: Hillary had to speak in front of Congress, she finally admit… said she would, right? Yeah.
• 17:13
  Brian McFadden: Because they tend to do consent to court with them.
• 17:16
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 17:17
  Testecleese: Oh, by the way, she's 79, you know.
• 17:21
  Brian McFadden: He told us the truth.
• 17:23
  Brian McFadden: They both are! Clint's older than her!
• 17:26
  Testecleese: I am just… I'm amazed that she's still moving.
• 17:34
  Testecleese: And so adamant, I guess.
• 17:36
  Testecleese: But, Boebert!
• 17:40
  Testecleese: Leaked a picture to.
• 17:42
  Brian McFadden: Oh, that didn't make her happy.
• 17:45
  Testecleese: Yeah, to Benny Johnson. I don't… you probably have no idea who the guy is, he's a…
• 17:49
  Brian McFadden: No, I don't.
• 17:50
  Testecleese: He's a right-wing… Podcaster.
• 17:53
  Testecleese: He's actually a big deal, he's broken a lot of stuff, stories.
• 17:57
  Testecleese: And he went and shared it, like, how unhappy she looked to be asked questions.
• 18:01
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 18:02
  Testecleese: And, oh, she lost her shit?
• 18:04
  Testecleese: She's threatening to sue, because there's a closed, court, you know?
• 18:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 18:10
  Testecleese: And she stormed out of the fucking,
• 18:13
  Testecleese: What do they call it when they question her?
• 18:15
  Brian McFadden: The hearing room?
• 18:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, she's like, I'm out. And it's like, why didn't she get arrested?
• 18:22
  Testecleese: Like, you can't just say, I'm offended and just roll out and say, fuck all of you, you know what I mean?
• 18:26
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 18:27
  Testecleese: The reason why you're here is because everyone's offended.
• 18:32
  Testecleese: Ugh.
• 18:34
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 18:36
  Testecleese: Oh, shit! Okay. Last week, we talked about the shotgun on the Capitol, remember? And you hadn't heard that story yet.
• 18:43
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 18:44
  Testecleese: Did you hear about the dude at Mar-a-Lago?
• 18:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 18:49
  Testecleese: Hey, what, a North Carolina guy…
• 18:54
  Testecleese: Was he shot dead or arrested?
• 18:56
  Brian McFadden: I'm sorry, dead.
• 18:57
  Testecleese: Shut dead at the… okay, the other one was arrested.
• 18:59
  Testecleese: Tried to go to Mar-a-Lago with a fucking shotgun.
• 19:03
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 19:04
  Testecleese: And it's like, dude, what, you thought you were gonna, like, march across the golf course, go into the country club, find Donald Trump with some friggin' 12-year-old in his lap, and kill him?
• 19:14
  Testecleese: No, no, the guy happened to be in DC at the time. Yeah. You know?
• 19:18
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 19:20
  Testecleese: But these folks are stupid, dude!
• 19:22
  Brian McFadden: They are.
• 19:22
  Testecleese: If you actually do want to kill the guy.
• 19:26
  Brian McFadden: Figure out where he's at at the time. At least the guy that got arrested knew that Trump was about to go golfing.
• 19:33
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 19:35
  Testecleese: But I'm kind of glad these guys are mostly dumb, because they're trying to run across a giant empty field with Secret Service all over it, carrying a shotgun.
• 19:44
  Testecleese: I'm like, at least I'm just glad more of these guys aren't as,
• 19:48
  Testecleese: bright as the dude that killed Charlie Kirk.
• 19:51
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 19:52
  Testecleese: Or tr- or actually shot Trump.
• 19:55
  Testecleese: And I think we're all lucky that these people are… hate rifles so much that most of them refuse to…
• 20:02
  Testecleese: Own one, touch one, fire one, know how to use one.
• 20:08
  Testecleese: Speaking of my new, my mounting brackets for my new scope showed up.
• 20:13
  Testecleese: So I'm probably gonna be,
• 20:15
  Testecleese: Attaching them to my, new rifle tomorrow.
• 20:22
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 20:24
  Testecleese: They chopped this new, school calendar here in West Virginia to handle snow days, because they've been kind of weird.
• 20:32
  Testecleese: What we did in Massachusetts was we had X days already accounted for.
• 20:40
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they do that in Virginia, too.
• 20:42
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, yeah, Virginia, though, it might snow tomorrow.
• 20:46
  Testecleese: You know, there might be snow on your grass tomorrow morning, or canceling school.
• 20:52
  Testecleese: But we would have so many days put aside that, you know, this is how… they're already accounted for, and if none of them happen, we just go to school an extra, like, 5 or 6 days or whatever, you know?
• 21:03
  Testecleese: We've had so many here.
• 21:05
  Testecleese: Especially with, you know, the mountains and buses trying to get up and down mountains in a foot of snow.
• 21:11
  Testecleese: That they're talking about… Doing something similar to that, but then…
• 21:16
  Testecleese: Taking the extra days that are snow days and distributing them as hours on school days throughout the school year to make up for it.
• 21:26
  Testecleese: I don't like this idea, because many, many parents base their work schedule Around being home.
• 21:33
  Testecleese: you know, to get their kids off the bus, you know what I mean? Or so the kids aren't home alone. And if you get like, oh, we're just… we have to…
• 21:40
  Testecleese: School's gonna end an hour later today, and it's like, fuck, you know?
• 21:44
  Testecleese: Alright. I personally don't like it, but…
• 21:47
  Testecleese: It's a new idea. I guess it's worth a shot.
• 21:56
  Testecleese: Yeah, and our, Morrissey, Governor Morrissey, Yeah… I…
• 22:04
  Testecleese: I understand why he's approving all these data centers in West Virginia, because it's a ton of money coming in, you know what I mean?
• 22:12
  Brian McFadden: Like, if Google put their servers in the mountains, how much money would that bring into West Virginia?
• 22:18
  Brian McFadden: What time?
• 22:19
  Testecleese: The problem is that they're talking about this one that they just approved, It's several acres of land.
• 22:28
  Brian McFadden: It's something over, like, a million square feet.
• 22:32
  Testecleese: Well, and I mentioned that other one to you recently, that they actually got permission to build their own fucking power plants.
• 22:39
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 22:40
  Brian McFadden: Is it gonna be nuclear?
• 22:43
  Testecleese: no. It was mostly solar.
• 22:48
  Testecleese: And… I think it had, like, a diesel backup, but the thing is…
• 22:53
  Testecleese: How many trees you gotta cut down in the mountains to make solar panels get enough sunlight to work, you know?
• 23:02
  Testecleese: Hmm.
• 23:03
  Testecleese: It wasn't diesel backup, it was natural gas backup.
• 23:06
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 23:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, but yeah, he's just announced a $4 billion private investment into this new giant data center that's gonna show up.
• 23:16
  Testecleese: And, I mean, it…
• 23:20
  Testecleese: I don't know, the reason why people come to West Virginia is for the beauty of the mountains. I mean? You're not coming here because.
• 23:26
  Brian McFadden: What's about it for the strip mining?
• 23:29
  Testecleese: Whoa…
• 23:30
  Testecleese: There's actually not a lot of strip mining, believe it or not. Coal mines are not like lithium mines.
• 23:36
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 23:37
  Testecleese: We do occasionally have, every year or so, we've had a guy get trapped
• 23:42
  Testecleese: Underground in a cave-in, though, that sucks.
• 23:49
  Testecleese: But yeah, people come out here for the beauty, the mountains, the rivers, the streams, the wildlife. And if you go and just turn it into…
• 23:57
  Testecleese: Jeez.
• 23:58
  Testecleese: Don't it always seem to go? You don't know what you got till it's gone. They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
• 24:05
  Testecleese: And it just seems like that's what we're doing here.
• 24:08
  Testecleese: Is that we're just gonna cut down all the trees, and… Pollute this… Pure, clean water.
• 24:18
  Testecleese: And, you know, ruined the last vestige of, wilderness.
• 24:24
  Testecleese: In this country. And don't get me wrong, there's plenty of wilderness out there, but West Virginia is known for the wilderness.
• 24:29
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 24:30
  Testecleese: More so than Michigan or Montana, right?
• 24:32
  Brian McFadden: Upper Peninsula.
• 24:35
  Testecleese: Well, you go into the Upper Peninsula, like, Harpers Ferry area, that gets pretty popular, you know?
• 24:39
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 24:42
  Testecleese: You're
• 24:43
  Testecleese: Not glitching, but you're like…
• 24:46
  Testecleese: It's skipping, like, 2 out of every 3 frames of you moving around, it's weird.
• 24:52
  Brian McFadden: I see that.
• 24:53
  Testecleese: Oh, so you see it too?
• 24:58
  Testecleese: That doesn't mean much. I hear you just fine.
• 25:02
  Testecleese: richmond, Virginia, you guys had a mass shooting? What's going on?
• 25:12
  Brian McFadden: I don't know.
• 25:16
  Testecleese: So, this is Guapo's story, and he's not here.
• 25:20
  Brian McFadden: Right, he left.
• 25:22
  Brian McFadden: This mass shooting left, if I can read it, because it wants me to pay.
• 25:27
  Testecleese: Yeah, I couldn't read it either, that's why I asked. Two dead and seven wounded.
• 25:36
  Testecleese: Yeah, and the police.
• 25:37
  Brian McFadden: It was in the city's downtown, it was a large strike… large fight between streets and cars speeding.
• 25:44
  Testecleese: Yeah, they're saying there were multiple shooters?
• 25:46
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 25:48
  Testecleese: And they don't have him in custody.
• 25:50
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 25:52
  Testecleese: That's… That's not great, but…
• 25:58
  Testecleese: Yeah. See, that's what gets me, though, is that every now and then, something comes through, you need a subscription to. I'm like, I'm not gonna pay $5 to $10 a month for, like, 35 different fucking companies, you know?
• 26:08
  Brian McFadden: No, I can't do it.
• 26:10
  Testecleese: And, Yokohama, you familiar with the tire company?
• 26:13
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 26:14
  Testecleese: Yep.
• 26:15
  Testecleese: They're… they're a big name. No one thinks Yokohama right away, they think Michelin.
• 26:21
  Testecleese: Which, by the way, same Michelin that does the, the restaurant stuff.
• 26:28
  Testecleese: You know that?
• 26:29
  Brian McFadden: No, I didn't realize that.
• 26:30
  Testecleese: Yeah, same company.
• 26:32
  Testecleese: I know, crazy that they'd be doing the two, right?
• 26:35
  Testecleese: But, but yeah, the tire plant in, Virginia that's been there since, like, oh, I wanna say 07 or 97?
• 26:42
  Testecleese: It's closing on the 18th of this month. I'm sorry, of March.
• 26:47
  Testecleese: And it's about 400 jobs that are gonna disappear.
• 26:53
  Testecleese: It's unfortunate.
• 26:55
  Brian McFadden: 400 people.
• 26:57
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 26:59
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 27:00
  Testecleese: It's unfortunate, that's money coming into Virginia.
• 27:04
  Testecleese: And, I wonder if it has anything to do with the tax policy in Virginia.
• 27:11
  Brian McFadden: No idea.
• 27:12
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 27:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly.
• 27:15
  Brian McFadden: It doesn't say how long the business has been in place in Virginia, so…
• 27:18
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 27:19
  Brian McFadden: They're… they're… they're moving their plant to Mexico.
• 27:26
  Testecleese: Shit, so… okay, so they're going for real cheap labor. Shit! Who wants to… we'll get to it later, but who wants to go to Mexico right now?
• 27:34
  Brian McFadden: People are canceling our destination weddings in Mexico right now.
• 27:40
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, you're not getting… not even in Cancun, or Cozumel, or.
• 27:45
  Testecleese: Tijuana.
• 27:46
  Brian McFadden: You're going on a cruise to Haiti, so I don't know what you're talking about.
• 27:49
  Testecleese: No, it's officially been canceled in Haiti, and I…
• 27:53
  Testecleese: My sister! Oh my god, she sends in this sibling chat we have with my… my… myself and my two siblings.
• 28:01
  Testecleese: She's like, oh my god, they canceled the trip to Haiti, and she's like, this… I don't understand why this sounds so stupid.
• 28:06
  Testecleese: And I was like, there's a cannibal running.
• 28:08
  Brian McFadden: around eating people! What?
• 28:13
  Testecleese: Barbecue!
• 28:15
  Testecleese: She's like, oh, I didn't know that. I was like, I brought this up when the tickets were booked.
• 28:19
  Brian McFadden: We're all going…
• 28:20
  Testecleese: There's, like, no way we're going to Haiti! We're probably gonna go to the Dominican, and we're going to some frickin' other island instead altogether. Like, we're not even putting you on the same island.
• 28:28
  Testecleese: But I was like, I brought this up, and this is why you guys all think I'm fucking crazy, because I brought this up at the time.
• 28:34
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 28:35
  Testecleese: fucking nuts that it happened. You're like, I have no recollection of that. You know?
• 28:40
  Testecleese: How long… how long ago did we talk about barbecue?
• 28:43
  Brian McFadden: Well, it's been years.
• 28:48
  Testecleese: Is there… there's no government right now, right?
• 28:53
  Brian McFadden: No, I mean, no, not really.
• 28:56
  Brian McFadden: There's people saying they're in charge of the government, it's per… the actual capital city is being run by gangs.
• 29:02
  Testecleese: Yeah, warlords are trying to take, seize power.
• 29:07
  Testecleese: Oh, man. Thank God the Haitians are all but worthless in terms of…
• 29:13
  Testecleese: getting anything done, or else they could be a real threat with what's going on there, because, I mean, imagine if it was ISIS or Taliban
• 29:20
  Testecleese: take, in Haiti versus, you know, the Middle East, you know?
• 29:24
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 29:27
  Testecleese: Alright, so… They couldn't get rid of the snow in New York, right?
• 29:33
  Brian McFadden: No, because they couldn't find enough people to shovel.
• 29:35
  Testecleese: Well, no, before they asked for the shovelers, the first storm, they couldn't get rid of the snow.
• 29:39
  Testecleese: And then I laughed, because AOC…
• 29:42
  Testecleese: came out and said, it hasn't been above freezing, so where's the snow gonna go? Like, it doesn't just disappear. And I was like, what have we been doing my entire life!
• 29:54
  Brian McFadden: Double in it.
• 29:56
  Testecleese: You plow it! You don't just leave there and go, oh, it snowed! Jesus Christ, you're all gonna fucking die, you know?
• 30:04
  Testecleese: Yeah, and then, because they had such a shitty problem with this last one, Mom Donnie was like, oh yeah, we're gonna hire, shovelers, they're gonna come out and shovel.
• 30:11
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 30:12
  Testecleese: First of all, like, 4 people showed up, and I think.
• 30:14
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, well, they're the only ones that had ID.
• 30:17
  Testecleese: Yeah!
• 30:18
  Testecleese: Because you need an identification to fucking shovel snow.
• 30:21
  Brian McFadden: You don't need identification of vote in New York, you need identification of shovels, no.
• 30:26
  Testecleese: What the hell?
• 30:27
  Testecleese: Why did you need ID?
• 30:30
  Testecleese: To shovel… oh, well, because we paid them $35. Who cares? They shoveled you watch.
• 30:34
  Brian McFadden: They wanted their taxes, they wanted their tax money back.
• 30:38
  Testecleese: That's probably exactly what it is. We're gonna tax you on that 35 bucks, because we need that money back.
• 30:43
  Brian McFadden: Meh.
• 30:44
  Testecleese: But I'm gonna make it a point, and I hope you…
• 30:47
  Testecleese: help with this. I want to follow what happens in New York City through Mumdani's term.
• 30:54
  Brian McFadden: Oh, hell yeah. It's great for…
• 30:56
  Testecleese: If you pull this off, if he could pull this off, I'd be impressed. But everything I've seen so far is New York City's already bankrupt, you know?
• 31:07
  Brian McFadden: Oh, he's already talking about blowing up the Randy Dane Fund they have.
• 31:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, just use it all at once to pay for, what, housing or something stupid.
• 31:17
  Brian McFadden: And he said he's gonna raise… he's trying to raise the income taxes on all the billionaires and millionaires that live there. They're all moving out.
• 31:26
  Testecleese: Oh, shit, he's already moved past that, because they already moved out. Now he… now he's putting in place a 10% property tax on everyone.
• 31:35
  Testecleese: In New York City. So if you live in one of the…
• 31:38
  Testecleese: boroughs away from, like, Times Square, and actually have a house.
• 31:42
  Testecleese: Your property tax just went up 10%.
• 31:45
  Testecleese: And he was supposed to make everything more affordable, right?
• 31:48
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, because he was the communist mayor.
• 31:52
  Testecleese: Yeah. And then he ca- When we talked about recently that,
• 31:57
  Testecleese: The family called 911, because their son was going nuts. Cops show up to help out, he comes running out of the kitchen with a fucking knife, screaming, and he got shot, right?
• 32:08
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 32:10
  Testecleese: Mom Donnie was like, we should have sent social workers. Like, to get stabbed to death!
• 32:16
  Testecleese: What's a social worker gonna do in that situation?
• 32:18
  Brian McFadden: Well, he's trying to think… he's saying the social workers will cost less than the police. I mean, there was, like, another… there was, like, an additional $5,000 cop… 5,000 cops that were supposed to be coming into the New York City Police Department, and he already asked that. He's like, no, we don't need them.
• 32:35
  Testecleese: I know, and that's the crazy thing, though, is like, what would a social worker
• 32:39
  Testecleese: In a suit and tie, with a briefcase due, when an 18-year-old with a freaking harving knife comes charging at him.
• 32:47
  Testecleese: They're either gonna get stabbed to death, or they're gonna run away.
• 32:50
  Brian McFadden: They're gonna use the breathing case as a, what, as a shield.
• 32:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, I would use their own… his own parents as my shield.
• 32:59
  Testecleese: You get to kill them, not me. Sorry, buddy, I don't want your family to die either, but my life is more important to me than your mother's life, you know what I mean?
• 33:07
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 33:09
  Testecleese: Yeah, the…
• 33:12
  Testecleese: And it's a little different here, because if something like that happened here, pretty much anyone would shoot them.
• 33:17
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 33:18
  Testecleese: But New York, only cops are gonna have guns, right? Yeah.
• 33:22
  Testecleese: millionaires.
• 33:22
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, you gotta go through a whole lot of red tape. You dealt with it in Massachusetts. Well, it's worse in New York City, so…
• 33:29
  Testecleese: I know. And I gave up en masse. I was like, it's just not worth the fucking effort.
• 33:35
  Testecleese: I know I've said it several times.
• 33:36
  Brian McFadden: Well, that's what they want you to do, they want you to give up.
• 33:39
  Testecleese: That's exactly what they wanted.
• 33:41
  Testecleese: But they're like, why? They wanted me to write a letter to my chief of police to explain why I needed to own a gun.
• 33:48
  Testecleese: And I was like, what do you mean, need to own a gun?
• 33:52
  Testecleese: You know, and apparently, fuck you, it's my right, isn't good enough, but apparently it's good enough for voting! So, you know?
• 34:00
  Testecleese: But yeah, and I was like, dude, I have training, I can show you my military record that shows you I've been certified, qualified, probably better than your own police, you know?
• 34:10
  Testecleese: In a small podunk town that never fires a gun.
• 34:14
  Brian McFadden: And I think Madame forgot that, black people own houses in New York State, too.
• 34:20
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, well, that's because these black folk thought they were getting hooked up.
• 34:24
  Testecleese: And then they found out their property tax went up by 10%.
• 34:29
  Brian McFadden: That's a big jump.
• 34:30
  Testecleese: It's like, well, you said you were gonna save us from all this shit, because, you know, us poor black folk…
• 34:35
  Testecleese: And, like, hey, what the fuck, dude? It's like, yeah, you got lied to, dude.
• 34:39
  Brian McFadden: Yep, get used to it. It's… you got 4 years of this shit.
• 34:42
  Testecleese: Yeah, and… I can't believe you believed a fucking communist.
• 34:48
  Testecleese: Like, what…
• 34:50
  Testecleese: The easiest question to ask is, who's gonna pay for it? And if you're gonna say the billionaires, well then, what billionaire's gonna stick around? Especially because, what, Texas just built a new stock exchange?
• 35:01
  Brian McFadden: They're working, yeah.
• 35:02
  Testecleese: Okay, so you don't even have to be in New York to do it, and by the way.
• 35:06
  Brian McFadden: You don't have to be in New York anymore anyway, that's why so many people are moving out, you know?
• 35:11
  Testecleese: Well, that's… that's… I don't go to New York to buy stocks, I don't go to… I don't even call a broker who calls a guy in New York. I click a button on my computer and buy a stock or sell a stock, you know?
• 35:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 35:23
  Testecleese: And I love when people say, well, most Americans don't own stocks.
• 35:26
  Brian McFadden: Everybody, if you got a 401K, you own stocks.
• 35:30
  Testecleese: at the exact document I brought up, I was like, well, do you have a retirement plan? I was like, well, yeah, I got a 401K, but I don't know any stock. I was like, maybe you should actually look at what your 401K says, because it sounds like you just dumped a ton of money into something, you have no idea how it works.
• 35:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 35:42
  Testecleese: Literally put your money in the stock market.
• 35:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's where they invest all their money.
• 35:47
  Testecleese: Which, that was the big deal with when Walls was, like, cheering on Tesla collapsing.
• 35:52
  Testecleese: It's like Tesla was 40% of the, government Workers, pension fund.
• 35:58
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, in Minnesota.
• 36:00
  Testecleese: In Minnesota, yeah, and it's like, so you're cheering for your own employees getting fucked out of their retirement. Good for you, buddy.
• 36:07
  Testecleese: But these folks didn't know any better until they frickin', all of a sudden, their, monthly check went down.
• 36:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, okay.
• 36:18
  Testecleese: I don't know who Randy Fine is, I guess he's a New York congressman, maybe?
• 36:25
  Testecleese: I think I read this article once, I heard the name…
• 36:28
  Testecleese: put it in New York, so I'm guessing he's a New York guy. But he wanted to bring a…
• 36:33
  Testecleese: his dad and his dad seeing eye dog, the State of the Union or something.
• 36:36
  Brian McFadden: And I said no.
• 36:38
  Testecleese: And they made a big deal about it.
• 36:41
  Testecleese: Like, they're all pissed off, and it's like…
• 36:45
  Testecleese: I thought that disabled were allowed to have seeing-eye dogs, like, you allow people to have fucking little tiny dogs they put in their purse because they need them…
• 36:53
  Testecleese: So they don't freak out. What about the guy who actually needs it to get around, you know?
• 37:00
  Testecleese: What do they call those, dogs?
• 37:03
  Brian McFadden: Seeing iDogs?
• 37:05
  Testecleese: No, not that one, the other one. The one people have is like, oh, I need a… I need an animal.
• 37:09
  Brian McFadden: Service dog!
• 37:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, I know, not… Not your normal service dog, the one when people just.
• 37:14
  Brian McFadden: Potential support!
• 37:16
  Testecleese: The emotional support animal, there you go, that's what I was looking for.
• 37:20
  Testecleese: Dude, you're okay with emotional support animals, but not a fucking seeing-eye dog?
• 37:26
  Testecleese: But just to let you know, they're looking for a reason to be offended.
• 37:30
  Testecleese: Tell you what, if you want to be offended, come listen to us.
• 37:33
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we'll give you several reasons each episode.
• 37:37
  Testecleese: Well, speaking of a good reason to be offended, Brian, I was thinking of making a new cartoon.
• 37:42
  Brian McFadden: Oh, no.
• 37:43
  Testecleese: About a superhero.
• 37:45
  Testecleese: Okay. And because I love DEI so much, and the culture of these different people, that I am going to make Captain Dew-Rag
• 37:56
  Testecleese: And his do-rag will be a mask that comes down over his eyes and in his cape. And he's obviously black.
• 38:02
  Brian McFadden: Well, that's what Disney's gonna do.
• 38:03
  Testecleese: Disney already did it, it's already on TV.
• 38:08
  Testecleese: So yeah, just… I'm hoping someone heard that and got offended, then found out Disney already did it, because…
• 38:15
  Brian McFadden: Oh, you're gonna claim copyright infringement to Disney?
• 38:18
  Testecleese: Invasion.
• 38:19
  Testecleese: No, I'm just…
• 38:20
  Brian McFadden: I had the idea before Disney.
• 38:22
  Testecleese: I definitely didn't, because I'm not that racist.
• 38:28
  Testecleese: You know?
• 38:30
  Testecleese: Ugh.
• 38:33
  Testecleese: Oh my god.
• 38:35
  Testecleese: So, what's up with this Twitter?
• 38:37
  Testecleese: trial thing happening. Is this still over the sale? This has something to do with, like, he took too long to sell the.
• 38:43
  Brian McFadden: Company? I don't know, I don't remember.
• 38:45
  Testecleese: And they're trying to sue him, and I'm like, he's… it still got sold, and it wasn't him refusing to actually make the payment, it was…
• 38:52
  Testecleese: The shareholders had to get together and cast a vote.
• 38:55
  Testecleese: Right?
• 38:57
  Brian McFadden: It says the case stems from a class action lawsuit filed in the U.S. Secretary of Northern District, California, with investors.
• 39:06
  Brian McFadden: They're saying he violated federal securities laws with the months of his public indecision over purchasing the company as a scheme to drive down the price of shares before he completed the purchase.
• 39:20
  Testecleese: Why would that drive down the price?
• 39:23
  Testecleese: If he's gonna buy it for more than it's worth, wouldn't the price go up as people bought shares to get.
• 39:28
  Brian McFadden: Well, they're saying they're having a hard time finding the jury pool, a jury pool to even prosecute this thing, so…
• 39:35
  Brian McFadden: Half of them got thrown out, because they showed up, he's like, I hate him, he should die, like, okay, go home. Well, look where you're trying to do it in. I mean, you…
• 39:42
  Brian McFadden: They were judge shopping, they went with Northern California, and this is what you're gonna get. I mean, you might… if you can find enough people to do it, you'll probably get your verdict that you want, you know, but…
• 39:57
  Testecleese: Whoa.
• 39:58
  Brian McFadden: They can't come in and say, I'm totally anti-Elon Musk, you know? There's gotta be a little objectivity in the jury.
• 40:06
  Testecleese: Bright enough not to say it out loud, right?
• 40:10
  Testecleese: But here's the thing, Elon, at this point, could say, I can't get a fair trial.
• 40:15
  Testecleese: And…
• 40:16
  Brian McFadden: I'm surprised he hasn't done that yet.
• 40:18
  Testecleese: According to the Constitution, if he cannot get a fair trial, you must either change venue or drop charges.
• 40:24
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 40:25
  Testecleese: And maybe his lawyers are working on that, because I'm sure he himself is way too busy to handle this shit.
• 40:29
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. But, like.
• 40:30
  Testecleese: For real, the price wouldn't have gone down when he was teetering on whether or not he should buy it. It would have gone up as people bought it, because he offered to… when he paid, what, 1.6%, 1.6 times what its value was?
• 40:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 40:46
  Testecleese: When he said he was gonna buy it, I went out and bought a butt-ton of shares, I say a butt-ton, enough shares, and I made a couple grand, you know?
• 40:54
  Testecleese: Couple dozen grand.
• 40:56
  Testecleese: And it was easy. It was, like, overnight.
• 41:00
  Testecleese: all of a sudden, it's just like, I had, like, 50% more money in that account.
• 41:03
  Testecleese: And what's great was, since he bought it outright instead of, you know, the value going up, I just got paid.
• 41:10
  Brian McFadden: Right. Boom, money dropped into my account.
• 41:15
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 41:17
  Testecleese: Oh, check this out.
• 41:21
  Testecleese: nurse in, Boston, right?
• 41:24
  Testecleese: He's dealing with these, this group, this gang of kids, basically, just being hardasses.
• 41:30
  Brian McFadden: Fucking with everyone.
• 41:34
  Testecleese: They're doing that stupid bicycle thing, that's the new trend that…
• 41:38
  Testecleese: I think the first time we mentioned it was in Boston, when they rode through the tunnel on their bicycles on the highway.
• 41:45
  Testecleese: But, she gave a description.
• 41:49
  Testecleese: About who these, these, these utes were harassing the people.
• 41:54
  Brian McFadden: Oh, no, not that.
• 41:56
  Testecleese: And… she's racist.
• 41:58
  Testecleese: By simply saying they're black, She's racist.
• 42:03
  Testecleese: Well…
• 42:04
  Testecleese: If you're looking for a fucking Korean guy instead of a black guy, you're never gonna get the right guy, right?
• 42:12
  Testecleese: It's not racist, it's objective what's going on.
• 42:19
  Testecleese: It's just…
• 42:20
  Testecleese: This woman got attacked, and was asking for help, and she was attacked again for being attacked by black kids.
• 42:27
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 42:30
  Testecleese: And… here's the thing is, I got… I got enough black friends, and granted, not many of them live around me here in West Virginia.
• 42:37
  Testecleese: But they're not fucking ghetto little hood rats like these motherfuckers that we're talking about.
• 42:41
  Brian McFadden: No, they were activated on TV.
• 42:43
  Testecleese: Some of them, yeah.
• 42:45
  Testecleese: But, I mean…
• 42:47
  Testecleese: That doesn't come up in this show. What comes up is this… these roaming groups attacking people, and then you are called terrible for describing what happened.
• 42:58
  Testecleese: Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ, I got enough black friends, and I asked one of them, do you know where to get your ID? He goes, yeah, you think I'm fucking retarded?
• 43:05
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 43:07
  Brian McFadden: The con… your politicians do.
• 43:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, I was like, apparently the people that a lot of people are voting for seem to think you are, you know?
• 43:19
  Testecleese: Alright, NHS, I think this is, is this Canada or UK?
• 43:24
  Testecleese: UK.
• 43:26
  Testecleese: hospitals,
• 43:27
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, UK, I've shared this article.
• 43:30
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, you might know a bit more about it than me, I don't know.
• 43:33
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, the… the National Health Service is telling their staff they gotta use
• 43:38
  Brian McFadden: XM pronouns in diversity training. So, here in America, thanks to Trump, we're kicking out DEI, but, in the UK, they're going full force, 100%, full suite ahead.
• 43:53
  Testecleese: So what happens when someone who's born man, but identifies as a woman.
• 43:58
  Testecleese: goes into the hospital for a hysterectomy. Are they gonna actually explain to this person that they don't have a uterus to remove?
• 44:04
  Brian McFadden: No, they're gonna charge him for it.
• 44:06
  Testecleese: He's gonna cut this person open and charge him.
• 44:08
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they're gonna cut the person home and charge them, make them feel better.
• 44:11
  Testecleese: And you can say, oh, the free healthcare. Yeah, fucking tax dollars, okay?
• 44:17
  Brian McFadden: There's no such thing as free healthcare.
• 44:19
  Testecleese: All these surges is justifying them taxing the fuck out of you to pay for it.
• 44:23
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 44:25
  Testecleese: But if you're gonna acknowledge their identity versus the reality of their biology.
• 44:32
  Testecleese: you're gonna run into some real issues. You're gonna miss, like, breast cancer, prostate cancer, frickin' sickle cell syndrome that you see occur almost exclusively in black men.
• 44:44
  Testecleese: Because apparently now you can, trans ethnicities, right? After that, the Latina?
• 44:51
  Testecleese: In Connecticut, Killed everyone? You know, the giant dude with the Nazi tattoo?
• 44:57
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, female.
• 45:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, can you imagine? Oh my god.
• 45:03
  Testecleese: Again, you can do all this stuff, that's fine, but you need the hospital.
• 45:08
  Testecleese: to acknowledge reality. And you know what? Probably the least criminal justice system, too, Because…
• 45:17
  Testecleese: I mean, could you just imagine a rapist who decides he's gonna just… who say, oh, I'm a woman, right before he goes to prison?
• 45:24
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 45:25
  Testecleese: Hmm. I wonder why.
• 45:28
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 45:31
  Testecleese: No, I'm kidding.
• 45:32
  Testecleese: I don't know much about this one. Trump pulled his endorsement over,
• 45:36
  Testecleese: the Colorado Republican, over a lack of support on the tariff stuff.
• 45:42
  Testecleese: I don't really care. I don't… it doesn't mean much to me.
• 45:47
  Testecleese: Seems people are losing faith in the tariffs, even though, as long as you buy American-made goods, you typically pay less money.
• 45:54
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 45:54
  Testecleese: And they're paying less tax, but…
• 45:57
  Brian McFadden: Congress made a big deal about when the Supreme Court said that,
• 46:01
  Brian McFadden: He can't do the tariffs the way.
• 46:04
  Testecleese: Under this… under that one thing, right?
• 46:06
  Brian McFadden: But he already came out… we talked about this in the last show, and before the show was over, he'd already came out and said, hey, I'm just gonna raise the tariffs on all the countries by 10%.
• 46:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, and I, yeah, I brought that, I was like, I hadn't heard that. I was like, dude, it was today. Like, yeah, this happened today. I was like, yeah, it was, like, an hour ago.
• 46:24
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 46:25
  Testecleese: Yeah, he was like, alright, fine, we'll just raise the tariffs on the entire fucking planet then.
• 46:30
  Testecleese: And there's not the Supreme Court can really do about that, or if they can't… if they decide to pick it up, how long is it gonna take for them to get to that.
• 46:36
  Brian McFadden: He won't be in office by the time he gets back to the Supreme Court.
• 46:40
  Testecleese: Exactly.
• 46:41
  Brian McFadden: Meanwhile, you've got all these companies that are trying to get their money back by suing the U.S. government for a refund. How long do you think that's gonna take?
• 46:54
  Brian McFadden: Do you think there'll be any refunds?
• 47:02
  Brian McFadden: Because I do not think there'll be any refunds with FedEx trying to sue the government for their… their money back from the tariffs.
• 47:11
  Testecleese: No, and actually, it sounds like they're, they might have to pay more.
• 47:16
  Testecleese: And why is Fed… why is FedEx paying the tariff? Isn't that an American company?
• 47:23
  Brian McFadden: Well, they're getting shed from overseas.
• 47:25
  Testecleese: Yeah, so the companies that make this stuff overseas should be paying the tariff, not the guys that ship it, right?
• 47:32
  Brian McFadden: I don't know.
• 47:33
  Testecleese: Alright, you don't… I mean, yeah, granted, you tax the guy delivering stuff, but…
• 47:41
  Testecleese: Tariffs are supposed to be international taxes.
• 47:46
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 47:47
  Testecleese: That would make it an import tax and not a tariff, and they're not quite the same thing, you know what I mean?
• 47:53
  Brian McFadden: No, they're not.
• 47:56
  Testecleese: Well, start us out on,
• 47:59
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah. Get us out on the next one, I got a piece. So bad.
• 48:02
  Brian McFadden: Alright. Well, the new governor of Virginia Spanberger gave the, the…
• 48:12
  Brian McFadden: State of the Union response, and she slammed Trump on affordability.
• 48:20
  Brian McFadden: Even though she's raising every tax she can come up with in the Virginia…
• 48:25
  Brian McFadden: Within a month of her being in office, so… She is, not living up to her… Free… election.
• 48:40
  Brian McFadden: calls for affordability in the state of Virginia, and the truth comes out, she's not a moderate, she's definitely a liberal, and she's definitely crazy.
• 48:52
  Testecleese: Well, that's the thing, is she was screaming about affordability, as she just raised literally every tax in Virginia, and made new ones.
• 48:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 49:00
  Brian McFadden: I'm almost excited to move to Michigan and become a registered voter there for a few years while she's the governor here.
• 49:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, but what's in Michigan right now?
• 49:10
  Brian McFadden: Timmer's on her way out.
• 49:12
  Brian McFadden: She's term loaded.
• 49:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, you don't think, there's gonna be another frickin' nutjob right behind her?
• 49:19
  Brian McFadden: Probably, but I'm hoping for the best.
• 49:21
  Brian McFadden: I'm hoping my vote and Kathy's vote will sway it all.
• 49:25
  Testecleese: It's the one that pushes it over the limit?
• 49:26
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 49:27
  Testecleese: Maybe people learned a lesson after Whitmer, especially after she allegedly sold out to Trump.
• 49:33
  Brian McFadden: No, I don't think so.
• 49:35
  Testecleese: But yeah, I just laughed when Spanberg is like, whoa, affordability, and Trump's this and that, or making everything cost more. I was like, why are you raising taxes, then?
• 49:43
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly.
• 49:45
  Testecleese: And if you're gonna say, well, we need to pay for something, so is the fucking federal government if you keep demanding money from the federal government. Where's that money supposed to come from?
• 49:54
  Brian McFadden: The air!
• 49:55
  Testecleese: Which, again, is why I like the idea of taxing the states instead of The, working employee.
• 50:04
  Testecleese: However Virginia wants to tax their people, that's up to them.
• 50:08
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it's a state's rights issue.
• 50:10
  Brian McFadden: Huh? I was… I mean, I'm gonna go off…
• 50:12
  Testecleese: I'm.
• 50:12
  Brian McFadden: forever.
• 50:13
  Testecleese: Instead of the federal government imposing their own income tax, they just go to Virginia and say, you owe us X percent, and it's the same X percent for every state.
• 50:21
  Brian McFadden: I mean, I was listening to Clam Buck's show this week, and they were saying that,
• 50:25
  Brian McFadden: Everybody freaked out when the Supreme Court overruled Roe vs. Wade.
• 50:31
  Brian McFadden: And, you know, the Dems really don't use that as a… election viewpoint anymore, because…
• 50:38
  Testecleese: state's rights.
• 50:39
  Brian McFadden: It's a states' rights issue, it always has been, it always should have been, and the states that want to do abortion, they're doing it. The states that don't want to do it, they're doing it, and everybody's happy for the most part.
• 50:50
  Testecleese: Oh, Ginsburg even said when she… she gave, the majority opinion, right?
• 50:58
  Testecleese: When it was done. And she said something along the lines of, this is not gonna stand long.
• 51:03
  Brian McFadden: It did, though.
• 51:04
  Testecleese: Yeah, I know, but she even saw, I was like, this isn't gonna work, because it is illegal, but we're gonna figure out something for right now.
• 51:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Expecting Congress to step up.
• 51:15
  Testecleese: And… here's the question, had Ginsburg been alive and on the court still?
• 51:21
  Testecleese: Would she have said it's been long enough?
• 51:23
  Testecleese: Someone else needs to figure out, not the federal government? Or would she have voted the same way again?
• 51:29
  Brian McFadden: Could've voted the same way again.
• 51:30
  Testecleese: You think so, because it was, what, like, 50 years? Something stupid?
• 51:34
  Brian McFadden: Hmm?
• 51:34
  Testecleese: And she was the one who was like, this isn't gonna last long, this is not right, but…
• 51:39
  Brian McFadden: But she's gonna keep it going as long as she possibly could.
• 51:42
  Testecleese: And this is something that we brought up when she died, like, she should have stepped down.
• 51:46
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 51:47
  Brian McFadden: There's… I mean, there's talk about… there's Republican people in the Supreme Court that should be stepping down right now.
• 51:54
  Testecleese: Roberts?
• 51:57
  Brian McFadden: I don't know who's older, Clarence Thomas or Roberts.
• 52:00
  Testecleese: Mmm. They're both failure.
• 52:02
  Brian McFadden: I promise.
• 52:03
  Testecleese: Thomas is fuckin' based!
• 52:08
  Testecleese: Maybe I'm thinking Roberts. Which one's the black guy?
• 52:10
  Brian McFadden: Thomas?
• 52:11
  Testecleese: Thomas, okay. Yeah, I almost always agree with what he says.
• 52:16
  Testecleese: when it's said and done, I'm like, yeah…
• 52:19
  Testecleese: Versus then you listen to, ketanji Brown Jackson.
• 52:23
  Brian McFadden: She's an idiot.
• 52:24
  Testecleese: Yeah, she goes on to frickin', like.
• 52:26
  Testecleese: Gemini or Google AI or something, and prints out a frickin' rebuttal, and it's like, this doesn't make any sense.
• 52:36
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 52:38
  Testecleese: This is interesting.
• 52:41
  Testecleese: oh, which one was this?
• 52:45
  Brian McFadden: Clarence Thomas is the oldest.
• 52:47
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 52:48
  Brian McFadden: He was born in 1948, appointed by George H.W. Bush.
• 52:57
  Testecleese: Yeah, alright. Oh, wow, really?
• 53:00
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 53:01
  Testecleese: He was long when he… he was old when he got in.
• 53:03
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 53:04
  Testecleese: That's what gets me about,
• 53:07
  Testecleese: Oh my god. Who… the… the not-rapist, gang rapist. What was his name?
• 53:12
  Testecleese: Kavanaugh.
• 53:14
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 53:15
  Testecleese: He… He can't be 60, right?
• 53:20
  Brian McFadden: No, he's probably… I'm pushing 60.
• 53:23
  Testecleese: You think so?
• 53:24
  Brian McFadden: Let me look it up.
• 53:26
  Testecleese: What about the woman there that he put in? Why can't I remember her name? She…
• 53:31
  Testecleese: she'll side with either side, depending on the issue, which I respect.
• 53:36
  Testecleese: But… I expected something different. What the hell is her name?
• 53:43
  Testecleese: Shit, you know, it's the beer, man. Friggin' 6 hours ago, I could have listed all the justices off to you.
• 53:49
  Brian McFadden: Clarence Thomas is 77, Alito is 75, Roberts is 71, Gorkhas is 58, Kavanaugh is 61.
• 53:59
  Testecleese: So, Gorsuch is younger?
• 54:01
  Brian McFadden: Yep. Amy Cohen Baron's 54.
• 54:04
  Testecleese: Barry, there you go. She's gonna be there a long time.
• 54:07
  Brian McFadden: That's why the Dems are talking about term limiting… term-limiting even the Supreme Court.
• 54:14
  Testecleese: I thought that was the whole point of not having limits on the Supreme Court, was so.
• 54:18
  Testecleese: This stuff would be slow, and it wouldn't be a drastic change that would lead to revolution.
• 54:23
  Brian McFadden: It is, but…
• 54:25
  Testecleese: Because, I mean, well, Australia's a prime example.
• 54:28
  Testecleese: They turn on a dime, how often?
• 54:31
  Testecleese: And nothing… nothing seems to ever get better.
• 54:35
  Testecleese: Because someone else takes office as soon as this new idea doesn't work out immediately.
• 54:43
  Testecleese: Yeah. CNN had a caller come in…
• 54:47
  Testecleese: about the State of the Union, saying, like, Trump actually made a lot of sense, and you need to worry about this and this, and…
• 54:53
  Brian McFadden: They weren't happy with that, were they?
• 54:54
  Testecleese: So a lot of the viewers weren't happy at all.
• 54:58
  Testecleese: Did you share, or did I shut off my share?
• 55:01
  Brian McFadden: I shut it off, but… because I was working on something. You turn it back on.
• 55:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, I can't now.
• 55:07
  Brian McFadden: No, I can't. Oh, no, let me fix it.
• 55:09
  Testecleese: It's disabled altogether.
• 55:11
  Brian McFadden: No, I… I… I was trying to make shit work, so… my fault. I can fix it.
• 55:19
  Testecleese: You muted me, too!
• 55:21
  Brian McFadden: I didn't mean to, sorry!
• 55:25
  Testecleese: But yeah, I got.
• 55:27
  Brian McFadden: Because on my read… one of my apps wasn't working that I normally use to do shit.
• 55:34
  Brian McFadden: So I paid for an upgrade on it, and they still said I couldn't use it, so I had… because they said I wasn't the host of the fucking show, even though it literally says host on the Zoom.
• 55:44
  Testecleese: That's always fun, isn't it?
• 55:45
  Brian McFadden: Well, I turned off your GoHost, you know, and then it let me start to zoom…
• 55:51
  Testecleese: a singular host.
• 55:53
  Brian McFadden: Never heard, so it's never been a problem before, so…
• 55:56
  Testecleese: Of course not. Well, this is interesting, because after people got all pissed off, complaining about what this guy said, about how, like, Trump actually made a lot of really good points.
• 56:04
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 56:05
  Testecleese: CNN pollster, and no, not Harry Enten.
• 56:09
  Testecleese: came on and read the poll CNN did, and this is… this is fascinating.
• 56:13
  Audio shared by Testecleese: speech watchers tonight, 64% say his policies will move the U.S. in the right direction. And look at the growth.
• 56:19
  Brian McFadden: I heard about that.
• 56:20
  Audio shared by Testecleese: over the speech. So pre-speech, it was 54% of speech watchers said his policies will move the U.S. in the right direction. After the speech, that number goes up 10 percentage points, so Donald Trump made some progress with people watching the speech from their pre-speech.
• 56:36
  Brian McFadden: Scare, the damn.
• 56:38
  Audio shared by Testecleese: what they saw in the speech itself, and that's…
• 56:41
  Testecleese: Well, that's a 2 to 1 ratio.
• 56:43
  Brian McFadden: Meh.
• 56:44
  Testecleese: You know what I mean? And, like, nobody liked it. Oh, you know, everyone hated it. It's like, no, dude.
• 56:50
  Brian McFadden: No, no, not the case at all.
• 56:51
  Testecleese: It's like… and again, it's like, no, not everyone's at least a little racist. You are racist.
• 56:57
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 56:58
  Testecleese: And you want desperately to be able to blame it on simply being a human. And if everyone is, then I'm not a bad person, right?
• 57:06
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 57:06
  Testecleese: And that's what they're doing is, everybody aged Trump is like, actually, according to the fucking actual numbers of CNN… CNN did the poll. You think they're calling.
• 57:14
  Brian McFadden: This wasn't a Fox News poll, this was a CNN poll, so…
• 57:18
  Testecleese: Exactly, exactly. CNN people polled. We're like, yeah, no, that was good. 2 to 1.
• 57:25
  Testecleese: And the people that are like, kill them, kill them now! Everyone agrees! No, no, they don't.
• 57:30
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 57:31
  Testecleese: a fucking monster. You love democracy until you lose the vote, and now everything's horrible, and we need to just throw democracy out the window, you know?
• 57:41
  Testecleese: And yes, we can make the argument it's not really a true democracy.
• 57:45
  Brian McFadden: No, we're not a democracy.
• 57:48
  Testecleese: We're democratic, if that's an acceptable.
• 57:51
  Brian McFadden: A representative republic.
• 57:53
  Testecleese: true with a Democratic voting system. It's not a Democrat democracy.
• 57:58
  Brian McFadden: We're not my role.
• 57:59
  Testecleese: tick.
• 58:00
  Testecleese: Correct.
• 58:01
  Testecleese: Correct, exactly. That's why I like the Electoral College, is so that, like, all the people that make your food in the middle of the country aren't overruled and taxed into oblivion and having the land taken, and then put in a whole bunch of friggin'…
• 58:15
  Testecleese: Fucking hippies that want to be communists to go work the farms.
• 58:19
  Testecleese: You know? And watering their plants with Gatorade, like idioscracy, you know?
• 58:24
  Testecleese: I know everyone thinks they could be a farmer, but no, they can't.
• 58:29
  Brian McFadden: It's a unique breed to be a farmer.
• 58:31
  Testecleese: It really… shit, you… Michigan, man, you've, you've seen real farms.
• 58:36
  Brian McFadden: My dad owns a farm. Yeah. Not my garden in my backyard. No.
• 58:41
  Testecleese: Farm.
• 58:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 58:42
  Testecleese: Yeah. Here's 20 acres of corn, and across the street is, 700 head of cattle, you know?
• 58:49
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 58:51
  Testecleese: Are you gonna get up at 4 in the morning every day to take care of those cows?
• 58:56
  Brian McFadden: Oh, fuckin' no.
• 58:57
  Testecleese: Yeah, and then… and stay up until 10 o'clock at night, and then… then you get to fucking kill them and butcher them to send out so that the American citizen can have a steak and a cheeseburger.
• 59:10
  Brian McFadden: I love my steaks and cheeseburgers.
• 59:12
  Testecleese: I knew, too!
• 59:14
  Testecleese: And… I'm no butcher, but I've done my share of butchering.
• 59:20
  Testecleese: Hunting, you know?
• 59:22
  Testecleese: not something I would want to be my job, especially working in an actual, like, meat processing plant that.
• 59:27
  Brian McFadden: I'm sorry. I know people that work the meat processing plants won't eat hot dogs anymore.
• 59:33
  Testecleese: Oh, the fingers?
• 59:34
  Brian McFadden: I… they didn't say.
• 59:36
  Testecleese: Well, oh, the rats, too. You know your… you know your meat?
• 59:41
  Testecleese: Is it allowed to be so many part, rat, part per million?
• 59:45
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 59:46
  Testecleese: Because rats will, like, fall into this stuff.
• 59:48
  Testecleese: Because, obviously, there's gonna be rats if there's food, right?
• 59:51
  Testecleese: No matter what. And sometimes they fall in and get ground up and turn into hot dogs and hamburgers, but it's only a little bit.
• 59:58
  Testecleese: So, like, yeah, yeah, you could have 1% rat, it's okay, but .
• 1:00:02
  Brian McFadden: Former Illinois governor is slamming the current governor
• 1:00:07
  Brian McFadden: for not negotiating with the Bears to try to keep them in the state of Illinois.
• 1:00:12
  Testecleese: Official! It's official! The Bears are leaving Illinois.
• 1:00:16
  Brian McFadden: I didn't know it was official. I know that Indiana was trying to lure them there, and they had put things in place, but I don't.
• 1:00:23
  Testecleese: I am… I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure they signed it since last week when we spoke about this.
• 1:00:30
  Testecleese: I could be wrong, but I'm almost certain that they've actually signed the paperwork, and they are leaving.
• 1:00:37
  Testecleese: And Soldier Field's been there for 50 years, what are they gonna do with that now? What, high schools use it?
• 1:00:43
  Brian McFadden: Daredev!
• 1:00:45
  Testecleese: Huh?
• 1:00:46
  Brian McFadden: Tare it down and put condos up.
• 1:00:49
  Testecleese: Mmm. It's funny, because I brought that up when you were doing something earlier, when I was talking about West Virginia, with all these data centers.
• 1:00:56
  Testecleese: Like, you know, you paved paradise and put up a parking lot, you know?
• 1:01:05
  Testecleese: but yeah, man.
• 1:01:07
  Brian McFadden: There is no final decision that the bears are negligence as of now.
• 1:01:12
  Testecleese: What's that date, though?
• 1:01:14
  Brian McFadden: Today, I did chat GBD.
• 1:01:16
  Testecleese: Oh, okay, I could've sworn this was done, maybe…
• 1:01:19
  Brian McFadden: Baby's moved in there.
• 1:01:21
  Testecleese: Oh, shit.
• 1:01:21
  Brian McFadden: Indiana and Illinois, people are still in discussion.
• 1:01:26
  Testecleese: Okay, so maybe, yeah, maybe they just moved on to the next round of negotiations.
• 1:01:30
  Testecleese: My mistake. I've been wrong before!
• 1:01:32
  Brian McFadden: Because Illinois officials are working on offers and incentives to keep them there, too.
• 1:01:38
  Testecleese: They need to… they need to give them a ridiculous tax break. Get… it sounds fucking crazy, but it… Chicago needs the Bears, and you know it, right?
• 1:01:47
  Testecleese: Just like they need the Blackhawks, right?
• 1:01:50
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:01:52
  Testecleese: You can't let either team leave, because that's bringing a ton of… who goes to Chicago on vacation?
• 1:01:58
  Brian McFadden: Nobody. Nobody. Anymore, nobody.
• 1:02:01
  Testecleese: No, it's not safe, and what is in Chicago to see?
• 1:02:04
  Brian McFadden: Boot camp.
• 1:02:06
  Testecleese: Bootcamp?
• 1:02:08
  Testecleese: Great mistakes, Illinois!
• 1:02:10
  Brian McFadden: Navy Boot Cam.
• 1:02:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, that… it wasn't that long a ride to Chicago, right? Waukegan was closer, though, right?
• 1:02:17
  Brian McFadden: I don't know, I wasn't… I went to… Orlando for boot camp.
• 1:02:20
  Testecleese: Oh my god, you're so old, dude.
• 1:02:23
  Testecleese: That was qui- that was closed when I signed up!
• 1:02:28
  Testecleese: My father went to the same one as you.
• 1:02:32
  Brian McFadden: I went to the co-ed bootcamp.
• 1:02:35
  Testecleese: No, I went to fuckin'… Northern Illinois in November.
• 1:02:40
  Brian McFadden: Sounds like a great time.
• 1:02:42
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, remember the USS Buttercup, Drew?
• 1:02:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we did it all the time in Orlando.
• 1:02:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, now try it, when you're doing battle stations to graduate boot camp, first thing you do is the buttercup, gotta save the sinking ship. So you're sopping wet, and you're out marching and running in zero degree weather, you know?
• 1:03:00
  Brian McFadden: Sounds like a good plan, sounds like.
• 1:03:01
  Testecleese: Oh my god! And then the man oval, at least we got to go inside for the man over… our abandoned ship drill.
• 1:03:08
  Testecleese: Remember, you had to hook arms, and every other guy got a flotation device?
• 1:03:12
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:03:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, that makes perfect sense, doesn't it?
• 1:03:16
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:03:17
  Testecleese: Well, no, it does, because then you can see it from overhead, too, and only half as many people need a flotation device.
• 1:03:21
  Brian McFadden: Well, I use my dunkarees as a flotation device.
• 1:03:25
  Testecleese: You had dungarees?
• 1:03:26
  Brian McFadden: I did.
• 1:03:27
  Testecleese: Like, actual dungarees, not… not utilities.
• 1:03:30
  Brian McFadden: No, I had dungarees back in the day.
• 1:03:33
  Testecleese: How old are you?
• 1:03:34
  Brian McFadden: I'm fuckin' old as shit, motherfucker.
• 1:03:39
  Testecleese: Yeah, when I go to.
• 1:03:40
  Brian McFadden: I'm pushing 60!
• 1:03:42
  Testecleese: Yeah, alright. Yeah, dungarees had been gone for a while when I got in.
• 1:03:48
  Brian McFadden: No, they weren't gone when I got in.
• 1:03:50
  Testecleese: I'm a little upset the Smurf suit's gone, dude.
• 1:03:54
  Testecleese: Because I… I was seriously gonna ask… actually, I think I did ask you to pick me up a set.
• 1:04:00
  Testecleese: And you're like, dude, they stopped making that, like, 2 years ago. I was like, fuck!
• 1:04:04
  Brian McFadden: Come on, Cat. Go.
• 1:04:07
  Testecleese: Huh.
• 1:04:08
  Testecleese: Oh man, yeah, but yeah, again, no one goes to fucking Chicago.
• 1:04:14
  Testecleese: Maybe…
• 1:04:15
  Brian McFadden: I mean, I don't even think the Obama Presidential Library has been fully built yet, so there's no reason to go there for that either.
• 1:04:24
  Brian McFadden: That would be one reason to go if you were a huge Obama fan, I could see that. But I think, I think that…
• 1:04:30
  Brian McFadden: I think they're having problems building it, you know. They're not having as many problems building that as they are the Biden Presidential Library.
• 1:04:39
  Testecleese: And Trump's is already paid for, right?
• 1:04:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, weird.
• 1:04:43
  Brian McFadden: Someone knew me!
• 1:04:48
  Testecleese: I loved it, because his is gonna be done before Obama's, because it's already paid for.
• 1:04:52
  Brian McFadden: Hmm.
• 1:04:53
  Brian McFadden: And Barnes never gonna have one, because all his donors backed out after he didn't run for re-election. And they realized how much of a flake he was.
• 1:05:03
  Testecleese: I am.
• 1:05:04
  Testecleese: And it's funny to listen to a lot of these folks, like, oh, you know.
• 1:05:08
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, he's dealing with cancer, too, so…
• 1:05:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, and look, I have nothing against the man himself.
• 1:05:15
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:05:16
  Brian McFadden: Especially…
• 1:05:17
  Testecleese: is… especially his second term… is… I'm sorry, not second term… his term in office as the president.
• 1:05:24
  Testecleese: He wasn't there when this was going on, we all know it, right?
• 1:05:27
  Brian McFadden: He was asleep.
• 1:05:28
  Testecleese: Yes. I mean, when he was VP,
• 1:05:32
  Testecleese: I disagreed with him a lot.
• 1:05:34
  Brian McFadden: But I at least respected the man. He was never right about anything.
• 1:05:40
  Testecleese: His form…
• 1:05:42
  Brian McFadden: policy believes Where… Out of left field.
• 1:05:47
  Testecleese: True.
• 1:05:48
  Testecleese: But again, when he was under Obama, that was different, too.
• 1:05:52
  Testecleese: he didn't seem as far left as Obama on some stuff, but further left on others.
• 1:05:57
  Brian McFadden: Well, he pushed Ivana over to get married, so…
• 1:06:01
  Testecleese: He did.
• 1:06:02
  Testecleese: And Trump was the first president to take office accepting gay marriage before he took presidency.
• 1:06:08
  Testecleese: No one seems to want to talk about that, though, huh?
• 1:06:11
  Brian McFadden: Domo.
• 1:06:13
  Testecleese: I didn't happen.
• 1:06:16
  Testecleese: I like Blaze Media, but I never know when they're gonna give me a stupid pop-up. I thought there was a.
• 1:06:21
  Brian McFadden: Every time.
• 1:06:22
  Testecleese: It didn't… maybe I'm subscribed on my computer and just didn't log in on my… no.
• 1:06:27
  Testecleese: It tells me to sign in or subscribe, I got no pop-up this time.
• 1:06:31
  Testecleese: Could've sworn there's a, video…
• 1:06:33
  Brian McFadden: Beautiful.
• 1:06:33
  Testecleese: boy.
• 1:06:34
  Testecleese: I know.
• 1:06:37
  Testecleese: Yep, there is a video. It just… they didn't make it a blue hyperlink, it's just the word video underlined.
• 1:06:46
  Testecleese: Let's see. Let's see what they have to say. Let's see if there's a commercial.
• 1:06:50
  Audio shared by Testecleese: A lot of.
• 1:06:50
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 1:06:51
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Conservatives in particular.
• 1:06:53
  Testecleese: Oh, jeez. Let me pause that for a minute and let it buffer a second or two.
• 1:06:58
  Testecleese: Alright, that oughta do it.
• 1:06:59
  Audio shared by Testecleese: A lot of conservatives in particular would say that the rise in Islamophobia is a result not of hate, but of fear.
• 1:07:07
  Testecleese: Now it's gonna go to a commercial?
• 1:07:09
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 1:07:11
  Brian McFadden: So you make sure you watch the commercial.
• 1:07:13
  Testecleese: It did, it went to a commercial within a couple seconds of starting the fr- the guy didn't even finish one sentence!
• 1:07:19
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:07:20
  Testecleese: And of course, the word Islamophobia is in there, so it makes everyone sound terrible, right?
• 1:07:26
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:07:29
  Testecleese: If I rewind it, will it play the commercial again, or will it.
• 1:07:33
  Brian McFadden: Bro, what is it.
• 1:07:34
  Testecleese: already played.
• 1:07:37
  Testecleese: I'm gonna try to roll it back anyway, and see what happens here.
• 1:07:41
  Testecleese: I gotta pause it, because it wants to automatically play. Unmute again.
• 1:07:44
  Audio shared by Testecleese: A lot of conservatives in particular would say that the rise in Islamophobia is a result not of hate, but of fear, a legitimate fear, they say, of quote-unquote jihadist terrorism, whether it's Fort Hood, or San Bernardino, or the recent truck attack in New York. What do you say to them?
• 1:08:01
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I would say our country should be more fearful, of, of, of white men across our country, because they are…
• 1:08:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:08:10
  Audio shared by Testecleese: This is her accent, that's how she speaks now.
• 1:08:13
  Audio shared by Testecleese: deaths within this country. And so if fear was the driving force of policies to keep America safe, Americans safe inside of this country, we should be, profiling, monitoring, and creating policies to fight the radicalization of white men.
• 1:08:36
  Audio shared by Testecleese: A lot of Conservatives in particular.
• 1:08:37
  Testecleese: I hit… it automatically stopped. I went to pause it and hit play again.
• 1:08:43
  Testecleese: This was short way after 9-11.
• 1:08:46
  Brian McFadden: Oh, really? Okay. That far back.
• 1:08:49
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 1:08:51
  Testecleese: And this was brought up to her in an interview, right? Recently.
• 1:08:56
  Testecleese: And the reporter asked about it, and she's like, well, that never happened, I never said that. And she played her that exact clip I just shared.
• 1:09:03
  Brian McFadden: Nice.
• 1:09:04
  Testecleese: And she denied it AGAIN.
• 1:09:08
  Testecleese: I mean, it was an interview that was published, you know what I mean?
• 1:09:12
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:09:13
  Testecleese: Oh my god.
• 1:09:15
  Testecleese: And that seems to be the policy now, but I just want to point out, when you say most crimes are carried out by white men.
• 1:09:21
  Testecleese: I just wanna say, first of all.
• 1:09:23
  Testecleese: Most grams are carried about men in general, right?
• 1:09:26
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:09:28
  Testecleese: And, or at least, Especially violent crimes.
• 1:09:32
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:09:34
  Testecleese: But now think, what is it, like, 73 or 67% of our country is white?
• 1:09:39
  Testecleese: Obviously, there's gonna be more white people committing crime.
• 1:09:42
  Testecleese: Assuming everything's spread out evenly, right?
• 1:09:46
  Brian McFadden: Right, but it's not.
• 1:09:47
  Testecleese: But it's not, that's the issue.
• 1:09:50
  Brian McFadden: They don't care about that.
• 1:09:52
  Testecleese: And this might actually sound racist, even to me.
• 1:09:57
  Testecleese: But it's not supposed to be. Brian… Brian's leaving, of course.
• 1:10:01
  Testecleese: I don't even know if I want to fucking bring up this argument, because I want to hear Brian's response to it, but I'm gonna.
• 1:10:07
  Testecleese: Think of a ski resort.
• 1:10:11
  Testecleese: How many folks have been skiing?
• 1:10:14
  Testecleese: Alright, you go out skiing, and then you take off your $1,000 equipment, right?
• 1:10:20
  Testecleese: Oh, Brian's back, I'm gonna get close to the start here.
• 1:10:23
  Testecleese: What?
• 1:10:24
  Brian McFadden: I'm back.
• 1:10:25
  Testecleese: Alright, I wanted you to hear this comparison. Alright. I said, even I thought could be racist, even though…
• 1:10:33
  Testecleese: I prefer to leave race out of it and just look at the numbers. And I don't think stats are…
• 1:10:39
  Testecleese: Racist, but this isn't stats, this is just an observation.
• 1:10:44
  Brian McFadden: Alright. Brian, you've been skiing, right?
• 1:10:46
  Brian McFadden: I have in the past.
• 1:10:48
  Testecleese: Okay, so you would go out and skiing. Did you own your own gear at any point?
• 1:10:52
  Brian McFadden: I did.
• 1:10:53
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:10:54
  Testecleese: May I ask, around what decade?
• 1:10:57
  Brian McFadden: No, no, no, like…
• 1:10:59
  Testecleese: 70s, 70s, or, like, 2010?
• 1:11:02
  Brian McFadden: 90s.
• 1:11:03
  Testecleese: Okay, 90. Okay, so you're probably dealing with, like, $1,200 of gear if you had good equipment. Like, nice equipment, not even good equipment, right?
• 1:11:10
  Brian McFadden: I don't even know if it was that much, but yeah, I mean, it was… it was one on active duty, and I had money to buy gear with, so…
• 1:11:18
  Testecleese: Okay, so then you take it off, take off your skis and your poles, and…
• 1:11:23
  Testecleese: Put them in their little bike thingy that looks like a, you know, where you put a bicycle with no locks.
• 1:11:28
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Walk into the lodge, have lunch.
• 1:11:31
  Testecleese: Hang out for a couple hours, maybe have a beer.
• 1:11:33
  Brian McFadden: Hope for the best.
• 1:11:34
  Testecleese: Back out, and your shit was still there.
• 1:11:36
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:11:37
  Testecleese: High trust society. You trust the people not to steal your shit, right?
• 1:11:40
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:11:41
  Testecleese: Alright. Now, Brian, Every time you've been skiing, who has been 99%… what ethnicity has been 99%?
• 1:11:48
  Brian McFadden: He makes sense to people on that map.
• 1:11:51
  Brian McFadden: Do I have to say it out loud?
• 1:11:55
  Testecleese: See, that's what I said it might sound racist, but it's a valid argument, isn't it? These people trust their shit more.
• 1:12:00
  Brian McFadden: We are the 90% skiing, snowboarding race. The Caucasians!
• 1:12:08
  Testecleese: Shit, I'd say 99%!
• 1:12:10
  Brian McFadden: Well, the snowboarders have been…
• 1:12:13
  Testecleese: You're starting to see more and more black snowboarders, which I like, actually.
• 1:12:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I do too.
• 1:12:18
  Testecleese: They got into skateboarding. Granted.
• 1:12:21
  Brian McFadden: And then they switched to snowboarding during the lunar.
• 1:12:24
  Testecleese: Yeah, but the issue with skateboarding is that it's a dying industry in the United States.
• 1:12:31
  Testecleese: It's… we don't have any companies in the United States anymore. We don't have companies going out and, sponsoring skaters. Like, one of…
• 1:12:40
  Testecleese: pro skater who just won, like, a major title in pro skating in the United States.
• 1:12:44
  Testecleese: Fucking works at a Home Depot.
• 1:12:48
  Testecleese: Like, he doesn't make enough money as a professional skateboarder.
• 1:12:52
  Testecleese: You know what I mean?
• 1:12:54
  Testecleese: It's like, oh, if you win this, Red Bull will give you $10,000 to, like, take a picture and go do a quick tour. And it's like, cool, what am I gonna do with the rest of the money I need to pay my fucking mortgage this year, you know?
• 1:13:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:13:06
  Testecleese: But yeah, but yeah, that's… it's a good point I brought about the skiing, right?
• 1:13:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:13:10
  Testecleese: You trusted your shit wouldn't get stolen, and it didn't, did it?
• 1:13:13
  Brian McFadden: Most of the time, no.
• 1:13:15
  Testecleese: I never had my stuff stolen, and now that I'm like, shit, if no one gives a shit about this, I got…
• 1:13:20
  Testecleese: Was it snowshoe, an hour away.
• 1:13:23
  Testecleese: I can just go up there and just steal all their gear and go pawn it all over the frickin' state, you know?
• 1:13:27
  Brian McFadden: I see it, it's so true.
• 1:13:30
  Testecleese: I have not.
• 1:13:32
  Brian McFadden: I'm too old now, my knees won't put up with it anymore.
• 1:13:35
  Testecleese: Yeah, I haven't skied since before I enlisted.
• 1:13:38
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, my knees are a problem now, so…
• 1:13:41
  Testecleese: I think I could handle it, but I'm not gonna be going down the courses I did in my 20s.
• 1:13:46
  Brian McFadden: No black holes? No black diamond?
• 1:13:49
  Testecleese: Oh, dude, triple black!
• 1:13:51
  Testecleese: I used to go up to Jay Peak regularly, because I was up in Vermont. It was only, like, a 2-hour drive from where I lived.
• 1:13:57
  Brian McFadden: Hmm.
• 1:13:58
  Testecleese: And they had, they had a triple black diamond course.
• 1:14:02
  Testecleese: And it was moguls in a glade.
• 1:14:05
  Testecleese: So you're doing the moguls with… through the woods.
• 1:14:10
  Testecleese: Like, you know, it was a serious… that's why it was triple black down, I was like, you might… die, you know?
• 1:14:17
  Testecleese: Yeah. I wouldn't even try something like that. I might not even try to go above a blue square at this point without…
• 1:14:23
  Testecleese: a lot.
• 1:14:24
  Brian McFadden: Blue was my favorite, because it, you know…
• 1:14:28
  Brian McFadden: It was, you know, a decent challenge, but it wasn't like Black Diamond Challenge.
• 1:14:34
  Testecleese: I see, a single black diamond wasn't that big a deal to me. But, again, I started skiing at, like, 16, and I stopped skiing at, like, 22.
• 1:14:44
  Testecleese: So, I mean, I was…
• 1:14:47
  Testecleese: I was the idiot who was willing to take the chances of jumping off the fucking cliff and landing on the, slope and going, you know what I mean?
• 1:14:55
  Testecleese: I even bought these cool skis called Snowblades, and they were, like, a foot and a half long, and they were double-tipped.
• 1:15:01
  Testecleese: So you could, like, for… just for terrain parks, you could do, like, take off the ramp backwards, do a flip and land backwards.
• 1:15:10
  Testecleese: I used to do shit like that, and if I… now I'm like, shit, I might be on the fuckin' green circle with the J bar if I go skiing now.
• 1:15:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:15:20
  Testecleese: But yeah, man…
• 1:15:23
  Testecleese: Jay Peak, for anyone who's, looking for a challenge in skiing, Jay Peak in Vermont is one of the greatest,
• 1:15:32
  Testecleese: challenges that you're gonna find in, New England, and…
• 1:15:37
  Testecleese: You know, it's in the mountains.
• 1:15:40
  Testecleese: Stays cold, you know?
• 1:15:42
  Brian McFadden: Isn't that where most ski resorts are?
• 1:15:45
  Testecleese: Yes, but I'm just saying, it's deep in the mountain range.
• 1:15:49
  Testecleese: Just like Snowshoe. I don't know if you've noticed, when you were here, there was snow everywhere, right?
• 1:15:54
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:15:54
  Testecleese: It wasn't enough snow to go skiing, though, was it?
• 1:15:57
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:15:57
  Testecleese: Snowshoe had enough snow to go skiing.
• 1:16:00
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, because it's in the mountains.
• 1:16:02
  Testecleese: Oh, it was a little higher up than we are, because we're sitting at about 4K feet.
• 1:16:06
  Testecleese: About 4,000 feet.
• 1:16:08
  Testecleese: Wow.
• 1:16:11
  Testecleese: No.
• 1:16:12
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:16:15
  Testecleese: Maybe 5? I think 4, because at 5, I would have said it's close to a lot.
• 1:16:20
  Brian McFadden: higher than that.
• 1:16:22
  Testecleese: 4,000 feet above sea level. I got…
• 1:16:25
  Brian McFadden: It was also weird in the fact that most resorts, you have to drive all the way up to the top for the lodges.
• 1:16:32
  Brian McFadden: But the lodges at Snowshoe were at the bottom of the mountain.
• 1:16:37
  Testecleese: Interesting,
• 1:16:39
  Testecleese: I… when I've gone skiing, I always did a ski-outs… a ski-in, ski-out ticket. You ever heard of that?
• 1:16:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:16:48
  Testecleese: Yeah. Like, you're… the room you rented, because you'd say the weekend, the long weekend, the room you rented…
• 1:16:54
  Testecleese: Was on the side of the mountain.
• 1:16:57
  Testecleese: And you would come down from the chairlift and ski into where you were staying for the night. And then when you got up in the morning, you put your skis on and ski back down to the chair,
• 1:17:07
  Testecleese: The ski lift again.
• 1:17:08
  Brian McFadden: No, she's different than that.
• 1:17:10
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, again, that was New England, they run things different, you know?
• 1:17:15
  Testecleese: Especially Jay Peak, oh my god, I had so much fun there, and there's a… there's another…
• 1:17:21
  Testecleese: really good one out there, and I can't remember it.
• 1:17:23
  Testecleese: Never go to watch Yucid Mountain, though.
• 1:17:27
  Testecleese: Dude, it would be better for fucking tubing down the mountain than skiing.
• 1:17:35
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:17:37
  Testecleese: Anyway… What's going on in the world? What the fuck is going on in Mexico, dude?
• 1:17:47
  Brian McFadden: We killed a cartel person.
• 1:17:49
  Testecleese: We?
• 1:17:51
  Testecleese: We?
• 1:17:52
  Brian McFadden: No, well, I'm sure we provided intelligence.
• 1:17:55
  Testecleese: Intelligence.
• 1:17:57
  Testecleese: Mexico carried out this friggin', assassination, essentially.
• 1:18:03
  Testecleese: They captured him, and then killed him.
• 1:18:06
  Brian McFadden: So what's your elevation there?
• 1:18:08
  Testecleese: I think it's about 4,000 feet.
• 1:18:10
  Brian McFadden: I got bad news for ya.
• 1:18:12
  Brian McFadden: The village elevation of Snowshoe is only 48.
• 1:18:18
  Brian McFadden: 48.
• 1:18:20
  Testecleese: Okay, so it's about 800 feet higher than me.
• 1:18:24
  Brian McFadden: Their base elevate… the summit elevation is 4848, base elevation is 3348, vertical draw is 1500.
• 1:18:34
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:18:35
  Brian McFadden: One of the largest, highly incorporated communities east of the Mississippi.
• 1:18:40
  Testecleese: There you go. It's… it's a very high mountain in the Appalachian Range, and I believe Jay Peak is also Appalachian Mountains.
• 1:18:50
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:18:51
  Testecleese: You know, just the high one.
• 1:18:54
  Brian McFadden: It goes all the way up the coast, so…
• 1:18:57
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, all the way into Scotland. It goes right through the Atlantic Ocean.
• 1:19:01
  Testecleese: Fucking nuts.
• 1:19:04
  Testecleese: It's the same mountain range in Scotland, that's crazy, isn't it?
• 1:19:07
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:19:09
  Testecleese: Anyway… Yeah, we gave intel to Mexico.
• 1:19:13
  Testecleese: Mexico sent in Army National Guard.
• 1:19:16
  Testecleese: I wanna say something like 25 National Guardsmen were killed.
• 1:19:22
  Testecleese: they captured El Mencho, And then killed him.
• 1:19:28
  Testecleese: And the cartels are in uproar. I don't know if it's in…
• 1:19:32
  Testecleese: Protest of what happened, or if it's all of the cartels trying to decide who's gonna be in power.
• 1:19:40
  Testecleese: But, I mean, this burned out cars in, like, Cozumel. This… the streets are blocked off in… Cancun.
• 1:19:50
  Testecleese: And here's the crazy thing, dude, is now these libs in Mexico…
• 1:19:56
  Testecleese: A screaming Trump come save them.
• 1:20:02
  Testecleese: And it's like, you told us not to get involved in this shit!
• 1:20:05
  Testecleese: You know?
• 1:20:06
  Testecleese: And now you're demanding… and here's the problem, though, dude.
• 1:20:10
  Testecleese: These people are trapped there. Yeah. Most countries, believe it or not, will actually pay a ransom.
• 1:20:17
  Testecleese: Believe… they actually will.
• 1:20:19
  Testecleese: I think France will pay up to, like, $4 million per person.
• 1:20:23
  Testecleese: The United States refuses to negotiate with terrorists, since Jefferson, right?
• 1:20:29
  Brian McFadden: Buh.
• 1:20:30
  Testecleese: What do we do instead?
• 1:20:34
  Brian McFadden: We go attack them.
• 1:20:35
  Testecleese: Yeah, we send in a fucking spec op team with helicopters, and rescue our people, and anyone who tries to stop that from happening gets killed.
• 1:20:44
  Testecleese: Captain Phillips, right?
• 1:20:46
  Brian McFadden: I love that movie.
• 1:20:48
  Testecleese: That was a real thing, you know!
• 1:20:50
  Brian McFadden: I know it was! I still love.
• 1:20:52
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm the captain now.
• 1:20:57
  Testecleese: Actually, I didn't even see the movie, I just read that story so many times, it was like, I can't believe these fucking Navy SEALs…
• 1:21:05
  Testecleese: took synchronized shots off of a ship that was, you know, wobbling in the ocean at another ship that was wobbling in the ocean, and they all hit the target exactly right. I was like.
• 1:21:16
  Testecleese: These guys are professional, you know?
• 1:21:18
  Testecleese: It's terrifying. And that's… that's the issue! It's terrifying. This is what we're gonna send it into Mexico if we don't get our citizens back.
• 1:21:26
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:21:28
  Testecleese: With or without Mexico's permission, and you know that.
• 1:21:33
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:21:34
  Testecleese: Repeat offender!
• 1:21:36
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, he made an appearance.
• 1:21:39
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, boy!
• 1:21:39
  Brian McFadden: When he got off of work?
• 1:21:42
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:21:42
  Ron Pascoe: air.
• 1:21:43
  Ron Pascoe: You must have… how much.
• 1:21:44
  Testecleese: What are you guys hearing about what's going on in Mexico, way down on the…
• 1:21:48
  Ron Pascoe: Mate, fair bet. Well, I think you're right on the fact that you don't go in, you don't pay no ransom.
• 1:21:53
  Ron Pascoe: These people, they want more than ransom, mate.
• 1:21:57
  Ron Pascoe: They want their own way.
• 1:22:00
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:22:01
  Ron Pascoe: There's only one way to deal with them.
• 1:22:03
  Ron Pascoe: an extreme prejudice.
• 1:22:06
  Testecleese: Exactly, exactly. Extreme prejudice.
• 1:22:12
  Testecleese: And this was, this guy they took down was the fentanyl kingpin in Mexico.
• 1:22:17
  Ron Pascoe: He was one of the big boys, right?
• 1:22:22
  Testecleese: And you know what? I got a feeling the reason why Mexico executed him on site instead of capturing him is because of what happened with,
• 1:22:29
  Testecleese: El Chapo. How many times did he escape even from an American prison?
• 1:22:34
  Brian McFadden: Thorough.
• 1:22:35
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:22:36
  Testecleese: Like, because the cartel will come get him out, and it's like, nope.
• 1:22:40
  Brian McFadden: pop. Grit…
• 1:22:42
  Testecleese: We would say we won't do that.
• 1:22:45
  Testecleese: But I got a feeling we didn't even try to capture Bin Laden.
• 1:22:51
  Testecleese: It would have been great.
• 1:22:53
  Ron Pascoe: and you didn't really started. You create bearings for them to go and attack. That's all you're doing.
• 1:22:59
  Testecleese: Well, I mean, you can execute them.
• 1:23:01
  Testecleese: after a trial.
• 1:23:03
  Testecleese: But you still give them a chance to be freed before…
• 1:23:07
  Testecleese: that happens. And exactly, you keep him in prison for 20, 40 years, but now you martyrize the man.
• 1:23:17
  Ron Pascoe: Around for no one knows where he is.
• 1:23:19
  Ron Pascoe: He'd be moving every 3 months.
• 1:23:22
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:23:24
  Testecleese: That would be the way to do it, is keep moving them.
• 1:23:28
  Testecleese: But, I mean, that's the thing, is with this terrorism, you don't necessarily need to go rescue the man. You just keep blowing shit up and say, we're gonna keep doing it until we get what we want. Release this man, or we're gonna blow up the police station next, you know?
• 1:23:41
  Ron Pascoe: The bottom line is, mate, they just want to sell their drugs. They want to sell drugs, and you've got to cut the…
• 1:23:46
  Ron Pascoe: Cut the bloody serpent's head off, no?
• 1:23:49
  Testecleese: Exactly! And you're right, they just want to sell their drugs, and we have a whole bunch of rich.
• 1:23:55
  Testecleese: fucking… worthless Americans that have no idea what to do with their lives, so they blow everything on…
• 1:24:03
  Testecleese: worthless garbage. Don't get me wrong, smoking some pot or even some cocaine once in a while?
• 1:24:08
  Brian McFadden: Oh, fuck.
• 1:24:09
  Testecleese: Even if.
• 1:24:10
  Brian McFadden: They're.
• 1:24:10
  Testecleese: No, even if you want some heroin once a year for a particular party, I'm not gonna judge you.
• 1:24:19
  Testecleese: But once you've decided, this is what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna be an addict, versus I'm having a good time.
• 1:24:24
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:24:25
  Testecleese: It becomes a real issue, because now it's not just yourself that you're hurting, you're… you might hurt other people because of your drug-induced frickin', delusions, you know?
• 1:24:35
  Testecleese: And how many Americans died in this fentanyl crisis?
• 1:24:39
  Brian McFadden: Millions.
• 1:24:41
  Testecleese: Yeah, and no one seemed to want to do shit about it until Trump took office for the second term, and what… can't remember her name, the Jewish woman…
• 1:24:49
  Testecleese: Who's the president of Mexico.
• 1:24:52
  Brian McFadden: Ugh, I don't know.
• 1:24:54
  Testecleese: Yeah, I remember… I remember being shocked that you didn't have to be Mexican to be, president of Mexico. For some reason, I thought you did.
• 1:25:01
  Testecleese: And yes, they have a president.
• 1:25:05
  Testecleese: But yeah, she didn't want Trump getting… coming and doing it with the American forces, but she said she would handle it, and…
• 1:25:13
  Testecleese: Kudos on her.
• 1:25:15
  Testecleese: They did something. It didn't… hasn't worked out awesome yet, but what did you expect by…
• 1:25:20
  Testecleese: taking on the fucking drug cartel in Mexico, right?
• 1:25:24
  Brian McFadden: Are you ready for this?
• 1:25:27
  Brian McFadden: I've got your fentanyl overdoses for Americans.
• 1:25:31
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah?
• 1:25:32
  Brian McFadden: In 2023?
• 1:25:34
  Brian McFadden: There were 72,776 Americans that died from overdose involving fentanyl.
• 1:25:41
  Testecleese: Jeez. Wasn't, George Floyd on fentanyl and crack?
• 1:25:46
  Ron Pascoe: Yep, yep.
• 1:25:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, they called it a speedball or something like that?
• 1:25:51
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:25:56
  Testecleese: And we don't have the time.
• 1:25:58
  Testecleese: Yeah, enough to kill a rhinoceros.
• 1:26:01
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:26:03
  Testecleese: But… That's not the conversation today. We've already had this conversation several times.
• 1:26:10
  Testecleese: But, okay.
• 1:26:14
  Testecleese: Uber!
• 1:26:16
  Testecleese: Coast Guard did something!
• 1:26:20
  Testecleese: And… I've heard conflicting stories.
• 1:26:25
  Testecleese: At first, I heard…
• 1:26:28
  Testecleese: they, approached, a vessel, a speedboat, in territorial wars of, I'm gonna say Cuba from now on, because I'm not frickin' Hispanic.
• 1:26:39
  Testecleese: in the territorial waters of Cuba, and they went to go out and say, like, who are you, what are you doing here?
• 1:26:44
  Testecleese: And allegedly got… Fire the ball.
• 1:26:46
  Brian McFadden: Inquired upon, yeah, huh?
• 1:26:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, and then fired back, which I understand.
• 1:26:50
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:26:52
  Testecleese: but… now I've… and I heard they were all American citizens, but now I've heard…
• 1:26:59
  Testecleese: that only two people on that boat were American citizens.
• 1:27:05
  Testecleese: Now, I'm wondering… One, I don't trust cube as a word, period.
• 1:27:11
  Testecleese: But, were these… were these people possibly smuggling people out of Cuba?
• 1:27:17
  Testecleese: Like, like,
• 1:27:19
  Testecleese: Because I don't know if you know, we have this policy in the United States about Cuba… people coming from Cuba, if you can get out of Cuba into the United States, we will let you stay.
• 1:27:29
  Testecleese: We've had this policy for a very long time, since the embargo began.
• 1:27:34
  Testecleese: Well, I think that was Kennedy, the wet feet, dry feet policy, Brian?
• 1:27:38
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:27:39
  Testecleese: That's… that's what I think is possibly what happened here, was…
• 1:27:43
  Testecleese: these people were trying to smuggle Cubans out of Cuba into the United States.
• 1:27:47
  Brian McFadden: Maybe.
• 1:27:49
  Testecleese: Or drugs.
• 1:27:49
  Brian McFadden: The whole reporting was that… We actually still have an embassy in Cuba.
• 1:27:56
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:27:58
  Brian McFadden: Even after the… after they, you know, sound-waved our embassy staff, and people are, like, Permanently disabled from it.
• 1:28:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, we've come a long way with that tech, haven't we?
• 1:28:11
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:28:13
  Testecleese: But yeah, I'm curious, I… we're never gonna find out what happened here.
• 1:28:17
  Testecleese: with what happened here. It could have been drugs, it could have been a couple fucking guys, drunk.
• 1:28:23
  Testecleese: went out in the middle of the ocean, or went out into the ocean to fire automatic rifles, because this… who are you gonna hurt? Then all of a sudden, the Coast Guard shows up and they freak out. Yeah. Could have been. But, like I said earlier, one story I heard was that only two of these guys were actually American citizens.
• 1:28:39
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:28:39
  Testecleese: So that…
• 1:28:40
  Brian McFadden: And I heard that the commander of the Cuban ship boat.
• 1:28:44
  Testecleese: Bashar.
• 1:28:45
  Brian McFadden: What shot? Yeah, he was injured.
• 1:28:46
  Testecleese: Not killed, though.
• 1:28:47
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:28:48
  Testecleese: How many people on the, the American boat? It was, 4 dead, 6 wounded, and it was, registered in Florida, I believe. They even put out the home number.
• 1:28:57
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, Florida.
• 1:29:03
  Brian McFadden: And then, in other news, Pakistan has declared open war against Afghanistan, and…
• 1:29:10
  Testecleese: Ken?
• 1:29:11
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Well, Pakistan thought when the Taliban took over that there'd be a little bit of peace in the region.
• 1:29:17
  Brian McFadden: And it's been the opposite, so they've been launching strikes on Cabal.
• 1:29:23
  Testecleese: So… Quick question, does Afghanistan realize that Pakistan is nuclearly armed?
• 1:29:30
  Brian McFadden: I'm sure they do.
• 1:29:33
  Testecleese: Yeah, well… If you're Afghanistan, do you trust Pakistan not to nuke you?
• 1:29:41
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:29:41
  Testecleese: Especially if you're saying we're going to a… especially if you're saying we're coming here to eradicate you, like, that's the time you're supposed to use nukes, is right before your country's destroyed, right?
• 1:29:50
  Brian McFadden: Okay, let's… let's go back to reality here.
• 1:29:55
  Brian McFadden: How would the world change if Afghanistan was actually nuked?
• 1:30:01
  Brian McFadden: I think it'd be better in the long run.
• 1:30:03
  Testecleese: I don't know if it.
• 1:30:04
  Ron Pascoe: be better, but I can't…
• 1:30:07
  Testecleese: Oh, you know what?
• 1:30:10
  Testecleese: Now, one thing we're all gonna miss…
• 1:30:14
  Brian McFadden: No. Afghans.
• 1:30:16
  Brian McFadden: I mean, the CIA may miss their poppy fields.
• 1:30:20
  Testecleese: No, no, no, no, I don't mean Afghans like the people, I mean, like, the blankets.
• 1:30:25
  Brian McFadden: I don't get an Afghan blanket, I get my blankets from Mexico.
• 1:30:28
  Testecleese: No, no, no, no, no, they're not… we don't make them in Afghanistan anymore. That's where they came from. It's a certain kind of knit blanket. It's called an Afghan.
• 1:30:37
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:30:38
  Testecleese: You've never… seriously?
• 1:30:40
  Testecleese: Probably… you probably have a couple when you just never heard that term.
• 1:30:43
  Brian McFadden: Probably.
• 1:30:45
  Testecleese: I know anyone from New England listening right now is like, I got one on my legs right now!
• 1:30:52
  Testecleese: Oh, very warm, very comfortable.
• 1:30:55
  Testecleese: But yeah, I can't think of anything out of Afghanistan.
• 1:30:59
  Brian McFadden: Opium.
• 1:31:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, besides… opium, I mean…
• 1:31:07
  Testecleese: I'm trying to think it's anything. They don't produce anything, do they?
• 1:31:12
  Ron Pascoe: Okay.
• 1:31:13
  Ron Pascoe: I mean…
• 1:31:14
  Testecleese: Great, yeah, opium for the people, I mean, I'm sure they have minerals that are being mined, right?
• 1:31:21
  Ron Pascoe: I don't think they've got that much there, mate, to be honest with you.
• 1:31:25
  Ron Pascoe: It's so many phrasing?
• 1:31:27
  Ron Pascoe: It's just gonna be fucked, it's just gonna be…
• 1:31:29
  Ron Pascoe: warfare on the mount, they use the US Buddy hardware.
• 1:31:34
  Testecleese: Well, this is the same argument.
• 1:31:35
  Ron Pascoe: Highway was left behind.
• 1:31:37
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, yeah, that was an issue. I can't believe we didn't at least fucking blow it up.
• 1:31:42
  Testecleese: Right?
• 1:31:44
  Ron Pascoe: We'll float in it.
• 1:31:45
  Brian McFadden: They've got weird…
• 1:31:46
  Testecleese: You bomb it!
• 1:31:47
  Ron Pascoe: Yup.
• 1:31:48
  Brian McFadden: Their major economy is wheat, Fruits, which is pomegranates, grapes, apricots, raisins, nuts, almonds, pistachios, walnuts…
• 1:31:59
  Testecleese: Hold, hold on, raisins?
• 1:32:01
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:32:02
  Testecleese: Did you say raisins?
• 1:32:03
  Brian McFadden: I've said raisins.
• 1:32:05
  Testecleese: You don't grow raisins.
• 1:32:06
  Brian McFadden: Whatever, saffron?
• 1:32:08
  Testecleese: Raisins are dehydrated grapes.
• 1:32:10
  Brian McFadden: Okay. Just like you don't grow fruges. ChatGBT, so…
• 1:32:14
  Brian McFadden: Saffron, which is a big, major export.
• 1:32:19
  Brian McFadden: Pardon?
• 1:32:20
  Brian McFadden: And then opium, their major global impact.
• 1:32:24
  Brian McFadden: They're the world's largest producer of opium.
• 1:32:28
  Testecleese: And you know what? I have no issue with opium growing wild.
• 1:32:32
  Brian McFadden: And… and here we go, here we go, here's our minerals and natural resources.
• 1:32:38
  Brian McFadden: Opium's not growing in the wild. It's being planted and harvested. Sorry to bust your bubble there.
• 1:32:45
  Testecleese: I have no idea where opium grows, honestly, but it grows.
• 1:32:48
  Brian McFadden: See how he's doing it! They're the ones protecting the cross!
• 1:32:51
  Testecleese: Oh my god, you wasn't too much to fuckin' no agenda Show, dude.
• 1:32:54
  Brian McFadden: Anyway, and .
• 1:32:56
  Testecleese: books in Afghanistan.
• 1:32:56
  Brian McFadden: As Dan is doing lithium, copper, iron ore, gold, rare earth elements, Coal and natural gas.
• 1:33:06
  Testecleese: That's what I was thinking, the mountains, there's gotta be rare earth minerals in there, right?
• 1:33:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:33:12
  Testecleese: Natural gas, that makes sense.
• 1:33:15
  Testecleese: But… I mean, we're not buying…
• 1:33:18
  Testecleese: We might be buying natural gas, and I don't know, but it's not what we.
• 1:33:21
  Brian McFadden: We're not buying natural gas from them.
• 1:33:23
  Brian McFadden: But they're selling it to other countries, I guarantee it.
• 1:33:27
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:33:28
  Testecleese: I can't think of much that would… Would change in general.
• 1:33:33
  Brian McFadden: Lithium.
• 1:33:33
  Testecleese: Most people on the planet.
• 1:33:36
  Testecleese: Well, that was an argument that was brought up way back when the whole looking for bin Laden thing, and everyone was fighting back.
• 1:33:42
  Testecleese: They're like, we're just turning into a giant pane of glass. Who on the planet will care?
• 1:33:47
  Testecleese: You know?
• 1:33:51
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:33:53
  Testecleese: Alright, it's funny, I came across this article, too.
• 1:33:56
  Testecleese: And I wasn't gonna share it, then Guapo shared one.
• 1:33:59
  Testecleese: Like, an update of it.
• 1:34:02
  Testecleese: So I figured I'd share it.
• 1:34:04
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, this one.
• 1:34:06
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's a mother of three.
• 1:34:07
  Testecleese: Oh, I'm sorry, did I…
• 1:34:09
  Brian McFadden: No, you're right.
• 1:34:10
  Testecleese: orange?
• 1:34:11
  Brian McFadden: I do.
• 1:34:12
  Testecleese: Yeah, you closed it early, didn't you? I'm sorry.
• 1:34:13
  Brian McFadden: They didn't raise me that much more.
• 1:34:14
  Testecleese: to go. That's a hard.
• 1:34:16
  Brian McFadden: Let's go bring the woman first and go back.
• 1:34:19
  Testecleese: I aren't sure.
• 1:34:21
  Testecleese: 24 years ago, this mother of 3 vanished.
• 1:34:25
  Testecleese: they, you know, obviously dead at this point, right? And she… Pops up, in North Carolina.
• 1:34:33
  Testecleese: or wherever she turned up, maybe she was from North Carolina.
• 1:34:36
  Testecleese: And, she's claiming that her, you know, her husband was abusive, but there was never a single report filed, which doesn't mean it didn't happen.
• 1:34:44
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:34:45
  Brian McFadden: But she abandoned kids.
• 1:34:47
  Testecleese: She abandoned her 3 children.
• 1:34:49
  Brian McFadden: With an abusive…
• 1:34:50
  Testecleese: Oh, man.
• 1:34:51
  Brian McFadden: Child neglect.
• 1:34:52
  Testecleese: Yeah. Oh, she got arrested?
• 1:34:54
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, she got arrested.
• 1:34:55
  Testecleese: Good.
• 1:34:56
  Testecleese: Because if you're saying that my children, my husband is so violent, and then you leave your three children behind with them.
• 1:35:04
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:35:04
  Brian McFadden: You gotta prove it in court that that wasn't the case.
• 1:35:09
  Testecleese: And that was her argument, was that I was getting, you know, my husband was abusive.
• 1:35:13
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:35:13
  Testecleese: So I left. I was like, okay, if you don't have any children, I can accept that. If you have children, you at least have to take your fucking kids with you, or else the kids are gonna take all the abuse that you were gonna get. And it's gonna be even worse now, because he's pissed off that you took off.
• 1:35:29
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:35:31
  Testecleese: Terrible human being.
• 1:35:33
  Brian McFadden: Definitely.
• 1:35:36
  Testecleese: Anyway…
• 1:35:37
  Brian McFadden: Back to foreign.
• 1:35:38
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:35:40
  Testecleese: Keir Starmer, I still love this guy's name, I really do.
• 1:35:45
  Testecleese: Oh, it sounds like Keir's… Kirst Armor?
• 1:35:50
  Testecleese: Instead of Keir Starmer, Yeah.
• 1:35:53
  Brian McFadden: They're blocking Trump from using any UK bases to launch a potential Iran strike. I don't think we actually need UK bases to do it.
• 1:36:09
  Brian McFadden: We've pretty much deployed… out of Langley, all the F-22s…
• 1:36:15
  Testecleese: How are you gonna get them all the way to Iran?
• 1:36:18
  Brian McFadden: We're in Israel.
• 1:36:19
  Testecleese: Okay, well, Israel will work. But here's the thing.
• 1:36:22
  Testecleese: if… See, British! What the fuck does British mean?
• 1:36:28
  Brian McFadden: UK!
• 1:36:30
  Testecleese: Why doesn't it say UK, then? How am I supposed to know what the hell means what?
• 1:36:34
  Testecleese: This is what drives me nuts about your… You're fucking gone.
• 1:36:41
  Testecleese: Is Bring the country up?
• 1:36:42
  Brian McFadden: I tried to explain it to you millions of times. The problem is…
• 1:36:45
  Testecleese: I know!
• 1:36:45
  Brian McFadden: By the time he starts to explain it to you on the show, you're wasted. So you don't remember for the next show.
• 1:36:51
  Testecleese: No, but British and UK. Pick one or the other.
• 1:36:54
  Brian McFadden: Hmm.
• 1:36:56
  Testecleese: Like, who did the United States revolt against? I thought it was Great Britain. Is that actually a country? Is it part of the UK? What the fuck is it?
• 1:37:03
  Brian McFadden: It's all part of the UK.
• 1:37:05
  Testecleese: Why didn't we just call it… England is a country, though!
• 1:37:08
  Ron Pascoe: You revolted against England.
• 1:37:11
  Testecleese: Great Britain, the English king! It was King… what, King George III, I believe?
• 1:37:18
  Brian McFadden: Sounds great.
• 1:37:22
  Testecleese: You guys have a crazy government system, and it seems to work for you well enough.
• 1:37:28
  Ron Pascoe: But you never seem to make progress.
• 1:37:31
  Ron Pascoe: United Kingdom, it's Scotland, Wales, England, and Northern Ireland at the United Kingdom.
• 1:37:38
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:37:39
  Ron Pascoe: Right?
• 1:37:39
  Testecleese: Okay, so is the United Kingdom the same thing as Great Britain?
• 1:37:44
  Ron Pascoe: No, Great Britain, Wales, Scotland…
• 1:37:47
  Brian McFadden: a different part of the United Kingdom.
• 1:37:50
  Testecleese: Because we fought British oppression.
• 1:37:54
  Ron Pascoe: Pretty fresh, it's Scotland, Wilds, and Team 1.
• 1:37:57
  Ron Pascoe: Is that Britain.
• 1:38:00
  Testecleese: Jesus Christ.
• 1:38:01
  Ron Pascoe: United Kingdom, throwing in Northern Ireland.
• 1:38:04
  Ron Pascoe: That's, you know.
• 1:38:05
  Testecleese: And now these…
• 1:38:05
  Ron Pascoe: Allen.
• 1:38:06
  Testecleese: Do these governments work differently, or is this just, like, names you have for them?
• 1:38:12
  Ron Pascoe: No, well, it all comes under the English crown, right?
• 1:38:16
  Ron Pascoe: And you can work its way down like that.
• 1:38:19
  Ron Pascoe: Then you've got English Parliament.
• 1:38:21
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:38:23
  Ron Pascoe: got a minister, Wales got a minister.
• 1:38:26
  Ron Pascoe: They're called the birth ministers, like.
• 1:38:28
  Ron Pascoe: we've got a Prime Minister, you know what I mean?
• 1:38:32
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:38:32
  Ron Pascoe: called the BERT, because they haven't got autonomy of their own government.
• 1:38:36
  Testecleese: Oh my god, then why bother having it?
• 1:38:40
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, it runs.
• 1:38:41
  Testecleese: Oh, just like the… just like the congressional representative from Puerto Rico.
• 1:38:46
  Testecleese: Like, why have them there? They're not allowed to cast a vote.
• 1:38:50
  Ron Pascoe: But you still don't have a country like a country's full autonomy. You still have full semi-autonomy.
• 1:38:57
  Testecleese: semi-autonomy.
• 1:38:58
  Testecleese: Yeah, so it sounds, it sounds like…
• 1:39:01
  Testecleese: It's supposed to be the idea that the United States adopted from the ancient Greeks with a city-state system.
• 1:39:07
  Testecleese: Individual governments that come together for a common defense.
• 1:39:13
  Ron Pascoe: Well, that's it.
• 1:39:14
  Ron Pascoe: I could be here all afternoon, but I'll confuse you from what we're in Australia.
• 1:39:18
  Ron Pascoe: We've got our own… We pulled our,
• 1:39:22
  Ron Pascoe: Governors, we call them premiers, right?
• 1:39:24
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:39:25
  Ron Pascoe: Right? We've got two tanks.
• 1:39:27
  Testecleese: They do in Canada, too, right?
• 1:39:29
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, yeah, exactly.
• 1:39:31
  Testecleese: Yeah, because we… I remember the crack-smoking premiere, or the…
• 1:39:35
  Brian McFadden: Hello?
• 1:39:36
  Testecleese: Yeah,
• 1:39:37
  Ron Pascoe: Got that.
• 1:39:37
  Testecleese: No, no, no! There was a governor or premier or whatever in Canada that was caught smoking crack more than once. And we talked about it on the show.
• 1:39:45
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, Alberta or something, wasn't he? No, not Alberta.
• 1:39:48
  Testecleese: I don't know. I just remember, I was like, the dude was busting, smoking crack, and I got re-elected.
• 1:39:55
  Ron Pascoe: He looked like that guy Ferrari, the cook, Ferrero?
• 1:39:57
  Testecleese: He did, oh my god!
• 1:40:04
  Testecleese: How do you look like you eat at Whataburger a lot more than him?
• 1:40:08
  Testecleese: It just drives me nuts, because, like, I… they say UK, then I hear Britain, and English, and Commonwealth. Commonwealth, I understand, it's the whole thing.
• 1:40:20
  Ron Pascoe: Well, let's say British, because they can't include Ireland, because Ireland is different. Northern Ireland's part of… Britain?
• 1:40:28
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, the UK, but the rest of Ireland isn't, so that's why they can't stay from UK.
• 1:40:34
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's been an ongoing conflict for several hundred years, right?
• 1:40:38
  Ron Pascoe: They can't include Southern Ireland.
• 1:40:41
  Testecleese: Are they still fighting, or is that finally over?
• 1:40:43
  Ron Pascoe: No, that's over, but that's why they can't say…
• 1:40:47
  Testecleese: in my lifetime.
• 1:40:50
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, mate, that… that was a deadly war, that was… that was…
• 1:40:53
  Testecleese: Yeah, the IRA?
• 1:40:56
  Ron Pascoe: Yay.
• 1:40:57
  Brian McFadden: A couple YouTube songs about it.
• 1:41:00
  Testecleese: About that. Oh, jeez! YouTube songs, are you fucking kidding me?
• 1:41:04
  Brian McFadden: Today, Bloody Sunday!
• 1:41:06
  Testecleese: Zombie by the Cranberries was about the freaking war in Ireland.
• 1:41:11
  Testecleese: In your head, they're still fighting with their tanks, and their bombs, and their bombs, and their guns.
• 1:41:17
  Brian McFadden: I like that, Phil.
• 1:41:19
  Testecleese: Oh, it's a great song, but it was about the Irish Revolution that had been going on for, like, 400 years.
• 1:41:24
  Ron Pascoe: Big fella, flat, flat 47.
• 1:41:27
  Ron Pascoe: I found the song Bigfellow about Michael Cohen.
• 1:41:30
  Testecleese: Never been to Ireland, I'd like to get there someday.
• 1:41:33
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, I've been there, mate. It's beautiful.
• 1:41:36
  Testecleese: I'd love to see the moss bridges, but… It's a long trip.
• 1:41:42
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, well worth it.
• 1:41:43
  Brian McFadden: Oh my word.
• 1:41:44
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm sure it is, but there's tons of the world to see.
• 1:41:47
  Testecleese: You know? Like, I'd love to see, the Coliseum.
• 1:41:54
  Brian McFadden: I've seen it.
• 1:41:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, it… you know, I'm sure it's just as disi… I shouldn't say just as disappointing. I'm sure it's disappointing, because in your head, it's…
• 1:42:04
  Testecleese: It's never gonna live up to what was in your head, you know what I mean?
• 1:42:09
  Testecleese: Just, like,
• 1:42:10
  Brian McFadden: It was pretty impressive. I don't… I don't know if that was one of the disappointing things.
• 1:42:15
  Brian McFadden: You know, I did a lot of stuff in Rome.
• 1:42:18
  Brian McFadden: And I'm glad I did it when I did it, you know? I made it into… The Sistine Chapel…
• 1:42:25
  Testecleese: That's awesome.
• 1:42:26
  Brian McFadden: Find the Irish pub in Rome, always a good thing, find the Irish pub.
• 1:42:31
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, there's one everywhere in the country. There's only, like, 2 million Irish, but there's a bar on every fucking street corner that's Irish, right?
• 1:42:40
  Brian McFadden: out.
• 1:42:42
  Testecleese: Yeah, I didn't get to do Rome, but I did go to Israel several times.
• 1:42:47
  Brian McFadden: I don't want to talk about that. I hate you for that.
• 1:42:50
  Testecleese: Well, that you… because you didn't get to go to Israel?
• 1:42:52
  Brian McFadden: Exactly, I'd rather go… I would have liked to have gone to Israel once, you know.
• 1:42:56
  Testecleese: Oh, man, I got to touch the tomb of the Virgin with my bare hand.
• 1:43:01
  Brian McFadden: Nice.
• 1:43:02
  Testecleese: I, I saw the Wailing Wall…
• 1:43:05
  Testecleese: Oh my goodness, dude, I did not get up to Golgotha.
• 1:43:11
  Testecleese: I really wanted to see where the crucifixion happened, but I didn't.
• 1:43:15
  Brian McFadden: Hell yeah!
• 1:43:16
  Testecleese: didn't get a chance, which was my own damn… I was talking about Jesus, and I said, my own damn fault. Right? It was my own fault, because it was… I could have. I was in…
• 1:43:27
  Ron Pascoe: Israel enough times, I had a chance to get there.
• 1:43:30
  Testecleese: But actually, I say that… Did the Romans…
• 1:43:35
  Testecleese: Crucify him in Israel or in Rome?
• 1:43:39
  Brian McFadden: They're in Israel!
• 1:43:40
  Testecleese: Okay, yeah.
• 1:43:41
  Testecleese: Yeah, Golgal, the place at the skull, right?
• 1:43:43
  Brian McFadden: and Jerusalem, I believe.
• 1:43:46
  Testecleese: Well, that's even worse, because I was in Jerusalem, and I went to Bethlehem.
• 1:43:51
  Testecleese: And, what's the… Tel Aviv, too?
• 1:43:55
  Brian McFadden: He was never in Tel Aviv.
• 1:43:57
  Testecleese: Tel Aviv, though, dude? Oh my god!
• 1:44:00
  Brian McFadden: That's where all the parties are at!
• 1:44:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, it was the metropolitan capital, and they loved your American dollars.
• 1:44:07
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:44:08
  Testecleese: And it was even better, because you always recognize active duty army in Israel.
• 1:44:15
  Testecleese: Because they always had a rifle slung across their shoulder.
• 1:44:19
  Brian McFadden: Well, you are an Army.
• 1:44:21
  Testecleese: No, and I'm not Israeli.
• 1:44:23
  Testecleese: No, the Israeli army.
• 1:44:25
  Brian McFadden: Even when they're not at work.
• 1:44:28
  Testecleese: Have to have their rifle on them, in case shit happens.
• 1:44:31
  Brian McFadden: Well, that's how it was. When I was in Bosnia.
• 1:44:35
  Brian McFadden: Somebody in the group always had to have a rifle, and everybody else had their pistols on them at all times.
• 1:44:40
  Testecleese: But yeah, you…
• 1:44:41
  Brian McFadden: That was in Sarajevo.
• 1:44:43
  Testecleese: Yeah, we'd be going through Israel, like, checking stuff out, like, oh, let's go hit this bar in Tel Aviv, and you go into the bar, and you're like, you know, 7 white dudes and 3 white women, and a black woman walk in, right?
• 1:44:55
  Brian McFadden: Alright, and they all got guns.
• 1:44:58
  Brian McFadden: No, no, no, these are the Americans that walk in. Oh, okay.
• 1:45:01
  Testecleese: And then the Israelis, you know, kind of look at you.
• 1:45:04
  Testecleese: And you see the three people with rifles, you know, automatic rifles.
• 1:45:09
  Testecleese: And half the time, they would walk up to you and talk to you, because they knew
• 1:45:13
  Testecleese: that there was a U.S. Navy ship in port.
• 1:45:15
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:45:16
  Testecleese: Like, oh, these must be the sailors, right? You know? Yeah. And like, oh, and it was crazy, and you know, they told us the whole… it was just cool, it was cool.
• 1:45:25
  Testecleese: It was a ton of fun. I'd love to go back, but I don't think I'm gonna be in Israel for a while.
• 1:45:31
  Brian McFadden: Well, it's a lot easier when you're active duty.
• 1:45:34
  Testecleese: Yeah, I had to… I had, a frickin' United States cruiser to save my ass and should shit go wrong, you know?
• 1:45:42
  Brian McFadden: That's the one thing I miss about active duty, is the travel.
• 1:45:47
  Testecleese: Well, that was the best part of the Navy, like, isn't that.
• 1:45:49
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:45:49
  Testecleese: argument. People always say, like, if I wanted to see the world, I would have joined the Navy.
• 1:45:52
  Brian McFadden: Nope, nope, nope. I'm glad I joined the Navy.
• 1:45:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, man, I've… I circumnavigated the planet, dude!
• 1:46:00
  Brian McFadden: I did two Westpacs, 2 Met Cruises.
• 1:46:03
  Brian McFadden: Definitely have preferred the Westpac over the Met Cruises, but it's still a good time.
• 1:46:09
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, you did a med cruise and didn't go to Israel?
• 1:46:12
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:46:14
  Testecleese: Jeez… I did a world tour from Bremerton to Norfolk.
• 1:46:19
  Brian McFadden: Oh, Bremerton, the good old Bremelows.
• 1:46:21
  Testecleese: Yeah, Bremerton, Washington, and Norfolk.
• 1:46:23
  Brian McFadden: I was in Bremerton for the shipyard.
• 1:46:27
  Testecleese: Probably the.
• 1:46:27
  Brian McFadden: I'm the Carl Vincent!
• 1:46:29
  Testecleese: The same ship I rode from Bremerton back to Norfolk, where I met you.
• 1:46:34
  Brian McFadden: Yup, yep, yep.
• 1:46:35
  Testecleese: It was, it was crazy. We had been friends for years before that even came up.
• 1:46:39
  Brian McFadden: I know!
• 1:46:40
  Testecleese: We're on the same ship.
• 1:46:43
  Brian McFadden: I don't know how we became friends, you know, in Norfolk.
• 1:46:46
  Testecleese: It was Sean.
• 1:46:48
  Brian McFadden: Damn him.
• 1:46:49
  Testecleese: I got in touch with Sean, because his brother told me
• 1:46:53
  Testecleese: That, he was in the Norfolk area.
• 1:46:55
  Brian McFadden: He was in on the NASA.
• 1:46:57
  Testecleese: Yeah, and more than once, we went around and had beers, and one day was like, hey, I got a buddy.
• 1:47:01
  Brian McFadden: Is it cool if he comes? He's like, yeah, sure, why not? Yeah.
• 1:47:04
  Testecleese: dude, that…
• 1:47:05
  Brian McFadden: Since then, we… neither one of us talks to Sean anymore.
• 1:47:08
  Testecleese: Right?
• 1:47:09
  Brian McFadden: I talked to Sean… More… I don't…
• 1:47:11
  Testecleese: It's a while.
• 1:47:12
  Brian McFadden: Every once in a while, yeah.
• 1:47:14
  Testecleese: Basically, you get a message to say, hey, I'm still alive, right?
• 1:47:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. And I told him I was moving to Michigan, and he was like, why? And I told him, and he's like, okay, that makes sense, you know?
• 1:47:26
  Brian McFadden: But, you know, I'm like, I talk to you more than I talk to Sean, so…
• 1:47:30
  Testecleese: We do this every week.
• 1:47:32
  Brian McFadden: No?
• 1:47:33
  Testecleese: And the repeat offend is gone already.
• 1:47:35
  Brian McFadden: I thought he was coming back.
• 1:47:37
  Testecleese: Maybe he was, maybe I missed it.
• 1:47:40
  Brian McFadden: I don't know. Let me text him. Let me send them Facebook.
• 1:47:43
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:47:45
  Brian McFadden: Doesn't matter, we're almost done.
• 1:47:47
  Testecleese: Well, I know, but this is something that we actually brought up last week.
• 1:47:50
  Testecleese: The Prince Andrew thing.
• 1:47:52
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:47:54
  Brian McFadden: He wants his title, and I was like…
• 1:47:56
  Testecleese: And I was like, he… he's… he's out of the… he can't be king, and that you…
• 1:47:59
  Testecleese: Guys, explained to me that I was wrong.
• 1:48:01
  Brian McFadden: No, yeah, he was, because he was, like, still agents to section, and they took that away from him now, too.
• 1:48:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, now they're talking about taking away his line of succession, too, which… you would think you would take that away before the title.
• 1:48:15
  Brian McFadden: You would.
• 1:48:16
  Testecleese: You know? If you could still be king, maybe we should let you be a prince.
• 1:48:21
  Testecleese: And, winchester, right?
• 1:48:25
  Testecleese: Is the royal lineage right now?
• 1:48:27
  Brian McFadden: I don't know. I don't care.
• 1:48:30
  Testecleese: Go ahead.
• 1:48:30
  Brian McFadden: I mean, I'm only moderately interested in the fucking British royalty. This would have been a great thing if…
• 1:48:39
  Testecleese: You still here?
• 1:48:39
  Brian McFadden: On was still on here, he could explain it all to us, you know, but it's… it's intriguing, but not super intriguing.
• 1:48:47
  Testecleese: It's interesting, but you just go, this sounds so fucking stupid.
• 1:48:51
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:48:52
  Testecleese: You know? It's like, how do you… so at this point in world history.
• 1:48:55
  Testecleese: How are we ever gonna replace the lineage of the king of, the Commonwealth.
• 1:49:04
  Testecleese: You can't, right?
• 1:49:05
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:49:06
  Testecleese: It's not… there's no vote.
• 1:49:09
  Testecleese: And if you take up arms to revolt, you'll be squashed by…
• 1:49:14
  Testecleese: the rest of NATO, basically, right?
• 1:49:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:49:21
  Testecleese: Or do we stand by and watch the royal line get killed and someone else claim king, or…
• 1:49:29
  Testecleese: Say, fuck it, there's no more king.
• 1:49:32
  Brian McFadden: There's no- that's not gonna happen.
• 1:49:34
  Testecleese: You don't think so? You don't… oh, here he is. You don't think if.
• 1:49:38
  Brian McFadden: Good morning.
• 1:49:38
  Testecleese: Actually, I just admitted him back in. And this explains to me, when you said you never look at the actual…
• 1:49:45
  Testecleese: meeting.
• 1:49:47
  Testecleese: That explains why I'm always the one, accepting people into the room.
• 1:49:52
  Testecleese: Which is so…
• 1:49:53
  Brian McFadden: I have people in the room all the fucking time.
• 1:49:55
  Testecleese: Oh yeah, I'm not talking trash, I'm just saying…
• 1:49:58
  Testecleese: Right, you sent it out expecting it to come back, you know what I mean?
• 1:50:02
  Brian McFadden: He… his… the wife called, and he had to deal with that, so, you know, priorities, priorities.
• 1:50:08
  Testecleese: Oh yeah, it is! And, I clicked admit, but usually they're in by now.
• 1:50:13
  Brian McFadden: I admitted them after you admitted them.
• 1:50:15
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:50:18
  Testecleese: But yeah, they're talking about removing them from the line of succession. Did it happen, or is it still just in.
• 1:50:22
  Brian McFadden: I don't know, I don't…
• 1:50:26
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. It's curious, but there's no way he's ever gonna be king, right?
• 1:50:30
  Brian McFadden: No, he's 8th in line.
• 1:50:33
  Brian McFadden: There's, like, 700 people that gotta die before… oh.
• 1:50:37
  Testecleese: And by all of them die, he'll be dead. Oh, there's two people waiting. Oh, he's trying…
• 1:50:41
  Brian McFadden: How many runs are coming in? It's good and ugly.
• 1:50:45
  Brian McFadden: All the rounds are trying to get in!
• 1:50:49
  Testecleese: Oh my god.
• 1:50:51
  Testecleese: Hey, you there?
• 1:50:54
  Brian McFadden: We got a run!
• 1:50:57
  Testecleese: He's… he muted himself already.
• 1:50:59
  Ron Pascoe: Sorry, lads, missed his call.
• 1:51:01
  Testecleese: Oh my god, he took his clothes off!
• 1:51:03
  Brian McFadden: Alright, we're getting naked in Australia!
• 1:51:06
  Ron Pascoe: That's what a losie looks like, Liz.
• 1:51:09
  Brian McFadden: We got another Ron joining on the podcast, too. We're just waiting for him to show up.
• 1:51:16
  Ron Pascoe: Sorry, boys, there's been a misme.
• 1:51:21
  Ron Pascoe: I told her it had one day, and it had to be while I was on the phone with you guys.
• 1:51:26
  Testecleese: the.
• 1:51:27
  Brian McFadden: We want you to explain the,
• 1:51:31
  Brian McFadden: succession plan for what's his fit? King, Andrew.
• 1:51:36
  Brian McFadden: I think it has his name.
• 1:51:38
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, yeah.
• 1:51:39
  Testecleese: No longer Prince Andrew might have just lost his line in secession. We talked about this last week.
• 1:51:45
  Ron Pascoe: No, it has… what's got to happen is all, countries.
• 1:51:50
  Ron Pascoe: I've acknowledged it right to the… It's going.
• 1:51:54
  Brian McFadden: Oh my word.
• 1:51:55
  Ron Pascoe: accordingly to Parliament.
• 1:51:57
  Ron Pascoe: And it's to be ratified by the king.
• 1:52:02
  Testecleese: You think you'd lose your… you think you'd lose your line of succession before you lost your royal title?
• 1:52:08
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:52:09
  Ron Pascoe: It's not gonna happen, mate. It's still blood.
• 1:52:11
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, but…
• 1:52:12
  Testecleese: Yes, yes, but you can say you have been
• 1:52:17
  Testecleese: Wait, how do you become king?
• 1:52:20
  Testecleese: Through lineage, well, through lineage, if you were never… if you're not a prince.
• 1:52:26
  Ron Pascoe: Well, what is this?
• 1:52:30
  Brian McFadden: Oh my word, your home internet sucks.
• 1:52:33
  Ron Pascoe: Oh my god, it's crazy.
• 1:52:34
  Brian McFadden: Get closer to the Wi-Fi router.
• 1:52:36
  Testecleese: Yeah, sit right next to it.
• 1:52:38
  Testecleese: Physically plug your phone into it.
• 1:52:42
  Ron Pascoe: Am I right now?
• 1:52:43
  Brian McFadden: That's much better.
• 1:52:44
  Testecleese: Much better.
• 1:52:45
  Ron Pascoe: What was, right?
• 1:52:48
  Ron Pascoe: The quality is enabled.
• 1:52:52
  Testecleese: And it's underwater again.
• 1:52:54
  Ron Pascoe: Sorry. Can you hear me?
• 1:52:56
  Testecleese: It's not your fault, dude, you don't control the signal.
• 1:52:59
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, we've had some bad rain in May.
• 1:53:02
  Ron Pascoe: the clampa…
• 1:53:04
  Brian McFadden: And you are halfway around the world, so…
• 1:53:07
  Testecleese: Yeah, but it's traveling at light speed.
• 1:53:10
  Ron Pascoe: When he had made it right, the queen had no brothers, so she'd be queen.
• 1:53:14
  Ron Pascoe: So Hertz… Okay. So he become king.
• 1:53:19
  Ron Pascoe: Andrew, before that, was King Charles and Prince Andrew. Andrew was St. Lawrence.
• 1:53:25
  Ron Pascoe: Prince wouldn't come, so we're going down the lineage now, so…
• 1:53:30
  Ron Pascoe: He's still in the system, or he's aged.
• 1:53:33
  Ron Pascoe: What could happen is, the Commonwealth could go right to the English…
• 1:53:38
  Ron Pascoe: And so, I do not want it onset of shine.
• 1:53:42
  Ron Pascoe: It's got to be a photo in this pile.
• 1:53:45
  Ron Pascoe: pandemic.
• 1:53:46
  Testecleese: We gotta buy you a Starlink setup.
• 1:53:48
  Brian McFadden: I got my Starlink getting hooked up on Monday.
• 1:53:52
  Testecleese: I didn't realize it went commercial, but maybe we need to hook him up with some Starlink to do this. Hey, everyone who wants to hear the Australian guy tell us how friggin'…
• 1:54:03
  Testecleese: Commonwealth Government Works.
• 1:54:05
  Testecleese: Donate some money so we can get him a sweet internet connection, right? He'll be able to livestream porn and not have to wait while it buffers, alright?
• 1:54:17
  Ron Pascoe: And I'll drinkley Foster's own image.
• 1:54:19
  Brian McFadden: No, he's drinking Foster's again!
• 1:54:22
  Testecleese: He hated Foster's.
• 1:54:23
  Ron Pascoe: He does. He's only doing further.
• 1:54:25
  Brian McFadden: Joe!
• 1:54:27
  Ron Pascoe: I'll take the show, mate. Starling.
• 1:54:30
  Ron Pascoe: Wantreats for you, or treats for the day?
• 1:54:34
  Ron Pascoe: just came up.
• 1:54:36
  Ron Pascoe: Just being on that right of thought.
• 1:54:39
  Testecleese: What's gonna…
• 1:54:42
  Ron Pascoe: Once it goes through the English Parliament, it goes to the King. The King's got his, CCS.
• 1:54:49
  Ron Pascoe: I care, I care.
• 1:54:51
  Testecleese: I can't hear you well enough to understand, man, these words are breaking up too often.
• 1:54:56
  Ron Pascoe: Can you hear me now?
• 1:54:57
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:54:59
  Testecleese: Jesus Christ, you sound like a Verizon commercial.
• 1:55:01
  Brian McFadden: Because he is a Verizon commercial. We're just not getting paid as a sponsor of Verizon.
• 1:55:10
  Ron Pascoe: It was funny.
• 1:55:11
  Brian McFadden: We got a little bit of Ryzen money.
• 1:55:13
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, it's darling, hey, come on, isn't. Yeah, once it goes through the next to King Charles. Charles, yes, he's off the session, that's him. He's gone. He's open, all of us.
• 1:55:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, he's not gonna succeed, he's never gonna be king. It's not… there's too many people to go through to get there.
• 1:55:38
  Ron Pascoe: Well, Prince William, yeah, he's got his two sons.
• 1:55:43
  Testecleese: Oh, they're talking about William losing his, title now, too.
• 1:55:48
  Ron Pascoe: No, wait.
• 1:55:50
  Testecleese: William's the one that,
• 1:55:52
  Testecleese: I thought he was the one who married Meghan Markle, or did that already happen?
• 1:55:55
  Brian McFadden: They already… that already happened, that's gone.
• 1:55:57
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:55:58
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they don't care, they're…
• 1:55:59
  Testecleese: There's so much of this stuff, it's just, it's… and the funny thing is, women in the… white women in the 90s.
• 1:56:07
  Testecleese: Loved following this crap, especially with Diana.
• 1:56:11
  Ron Pascoe: Oh!
• 1:56:13
  Testecleese: And by the way, wasn't it King Charles' wa- wasn't it King Charles' wife that died in that car accident?
• 1:56:19
  Ron Pascoe: Please show.
• 1:56:21
  Testecleese: Oh, he's king now, isn't he?
• 1:56:22
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 1:56:23
  Brian McFadden: I got a new wife.
• 1:56:24
  Testecleese: It's probably younger.
• 1:56:28
  Ron Pascoe: She's older.
• 1:56:29
  Testecleese: Whoa.
• 1:56:30
  Ron Pascoe: She's older than Charlie.
• 1:56:32
  Testecleese: Now, what is it, is it Winchester? Is the name Winsome?
• 1:56:38
  Ron Pascoe: No, no, Windsor.
• 1:56:40
  Testecleese: Windsor!
• 1:56:42
  Testecleese: Windsor, okay. Now… Is it possible to replace The bloodline of the king.
• 1:56:51
  Testecleese: Short of a revolution.
• 1:56:54
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:56:54
  Ron Pascoe: Nope.
• 1:56:56
  Ron Pascoe: So…
• 1:56:57
  Testecleese: So.
• 1:56:57
  Brian McFadden: I'm not even a UK citizen, and I know that answer.
• 1:57:00
  Testecleese: I'm just saying there's no policy put in place to remove the royal bloodline. So, okay, so if you wanted to remove the king.
• 1:57:08
  Testecleese: You'd have to do this old school, right?
• 1:57:10
  Brian McFadden: Nope, kill him.
• 1:57:12
  Testecleese: Yep. Now… What would happen?
• 1:57:17
  Testecleese: What do you think would happen if a force showed up, powerful force, strong enough to overtake
• 1:57:23
  Testecleese: Jesus Christ, what's the name of that palace?
• 1:57:27
  Brian McFadden: Bugging him?
• 1:57:28
  Testecleese: Buckingham.
• 1:57:30
  Testecleese: Overtake it, or whatever.
• 1:57:32
  Ron Pascoe: Kill the king and declare themselves king.
• 1:57:36
  Ron Pascoe: What do you think would happen?
• 1:57:38
  Ron Pascoe: Or…
• 1:57:43
  Testecleese: Can't hear a word.
• 1:57:45
  Ron Pascoe: Whoa, which clearly did it.
• 1:57:49
  Ron Pascoe: And it said.
• 1:57:52
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm not getting any of that, dude.
• 1:57:54
  Testecleese: I'm just curious if they would actually accept this person as king, or if they would just say there's no such thing as a king anymore.
• 1:58:01
  Ron Pascoe: No, it's the way that…
• 1:58:03
  Brian McFadden: Monarchy works, they just accept the next person up, whether it's 30% down, or what, you know?
• 1:58:10
  Testecleese: But what the people do matters, too. If the people don't acknowledge…
• 1:58:13
  Brian McFadden: It's the authority of the king, the king doesn't exist.
• 1:58:15
  Testecleese: Yeah, and that's what I think is that.
• 1:58:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they're apathetic.
• 1:58:19
  Testecleese: I think if it came down to the king being killed and someone else declaring themselves king.
• 1:58:24
  Testecleese: I think the people would say, who gives a shit? I don't care, fuck about royalty, it's gone, we're going right to our own other government here, that works.
• 1:58:31
  Brian McFadden: I don't agree with you.
• 1:58:33
  Testecleese: Do you think someone would actually be carrying.
• 1:58:35
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:58:35
  Ron Pascoe: every North Korean would go to war with these people.
• 1:58:40
  Testecleese: Eventually, you never…
• 1:58:41
  Ron Pascoe: New Zealand. New Zealand.
• 1:58:45
  Testecleese: over… Okay.
• 1:58:49
  Testecleese: It just seems crazy to me, and…
• 1:58:51
  Brian McFadden: It is crazy!
• 1:58:52
  Testecleese: Everyone says, oh, it's just a figurehead. That's not true. They have actual authority and power.
• 1:58:57
  Brian McFadden: I don't have a lot of authority and power.
• 1:58:59
  Testecleese: But it's very powerful when it's flexed, right?
• 1:59:03
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:59:05
  Testecleese: And to give that authority to one person… and shit, all of the entire…
• 1:59:11
  Testecleese: Commonwealth has to go to war if any of them do, right?
• 1:59:15
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:59:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, like a NATO agreement. And that's even… Oh.
• 1:59:23
  Testecleese: It just, it seems nuts to give all that authority to one person, when they do very little, typically, in their lifetimes, but if it comes to either overturning a government within their own system, which they can do, or going to war.
• 1:59:38
  Testecleese: Like, that's the most… the most power our government can flex, and you give it to one person.
• 1:59:45
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:59:46
  Ron Pascoe: It just seems insane.
• 1:59:47
  Testecleese: Shane to me.
• 1:59:48
  Ron Pascoe: No problem.
• 1:59:50
  Ron Pascoe: It'll come an issue, ultimately.
• 1:59:53
  Testecleese: Cannot understand.
• 1:59:56
  Ron Pascoe: It'll be my dad at least as well.
• 2:00:00
  Testecleese: Nothing.
• 2:00:02
  Ron Pascoe: Bye-bye.
• 2:00:03
  Ron Pascoe: But it will become unsown.
• 2:00:06
  Ron Pascoe: situation as well.
• 2:00:11
  Ron Pascoe: Do you think that…
• 2:00:11
  Testecleese: Do you think there would actually be a civil war over… The,
• 2:00:17
  Testecleese: Or was someone trying to take over the royal… the throne?
• 2:00:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I believe that. I agree with him on that.
• 2:00:23
  Ron Pascoe: Whoa.
• 2:00:24
  Testecleese: I think it's entirely possible… that the Parliament…
• 2:00:29
  Testecleese: Calls up NATO and says, we need help.
• 2:00:32
  Testecleese: And then they eradicate the entire thing and throw away the monarchy forever.
• 2:00:37
  Testecleese: I think that's a very real possibility.
• 2:00:40
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 2:00:40
  Ron Pascoe: Cool.
• 2:00:41
  Brian McFadden: You're a delusional.
• 2:00:43
  Ron Pascoe: You go on throughout your model.
• 2:00:47
  Testecleese: I don't think the Parliament of the UK gives a shit enough.
• 2:00:52
  Testecleese: about a king.
• 2:00:55
  Testecleese: That they, you know what I mean? That they would go to war over it, with their own people.
• 2:00:59
  Ron Pascoe: Well, never have…
• 2:01:00
  Testecleese: I think they would just throw the entire thing in the fucking garbage.
• 2:01:03
  Ron Pascoe: Always good monarchy.
• 2:01:08
  Testecleese: But you don't.
• 2:01:08
  Ron Pascoe: not be…
• 2:01:10
  Testecleese: What, what?
• 2:01:11
  Ron Pascoe: monkeys.
• 2:01:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, you're breaking up real bad, dude.
• 2:01:19
  Ron Pascoe: I'll be back.
• 2:01:28
  Testecleese: I think he just took off, as Brian just took off, too.
• 2:01:31
  Brian McFadden: I'm not… I'm still here.
• 2:01:32
  Testecleese: Alright. I just…
• 2:01:35
  Brian McFadden: That was the worst connection ever.
• 2:01:36
  Testecleese: It really was. I just don't understand why…
• 2:01:40
  Testecleese: They would hold onto a monarchy if they had… this is a real opportunity to get rid of it.
• 2:01:45
  Brian McFadden: They're not gonna get rid of it! No, but they're used to it.
• 2:01:48
  Testecleese: That's what I'm saying, is they wouldn't do it on their own, but should something like this happen, that would be an opportunity to abandon the monarchy.
• 2:01:58
  Brian McFadden: Not gonna happen.
• 2:02:02
  Testecleese: I just… it… Okay.
• 2:02:05
  Brian McFadden: Just sayin'.
• 2:02:07
  Testecleese: Sure, we're gonna have…
• 2:02:09
  Testecleese: people… we're gonna have, Canadian citizens protesting the United States against kings while they have a king.
• 2:02:18
  Testecleese: And there goes Brian.
• 2:02:22
  Testecleese: Huh, alright, well, Iran and the United States are having talks about nuclear weapons still.
• 2:02:30
  Testecleese: they moved him to Vienna, from Geneva, which… Brian.
• 2:02:36
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 2:02:37
  Testecleese: Is… is Vienna, France?
• 2:02:40
  Brian McFadden: No, Vienna is… not France. I think it's its own country, isn't it?
• 2:02:46
  Testecleese: No, I'm pretty sure it's a ca- a city, but…
• 2:02:48
  Brian McFadden: But anyway, it moved out of Geneva.
• 2:02:51
  Testecleese: to finish these nuclear talks. I don't think they're going anywhere, especially because Trump is telling people, even in… American citizens, even in Israel, get the fuck out, we're about to blow up Iran.
• 2:03:04
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:03:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, I guess his signal sucked so bad, he had to leave again.
• 2:03:11
  Testecleese: For real, though, anyone who wants to hear the Australian guy tell us how the American government works, donate a dollar, we'll donate…
• 2:03:18
  Brian McFadden: The capital of Austr… Austria.
• 2:03:20
  Testecleese: Austria… Austria?
• 2:03:22
  Brian McFadden: Or Austria.
• 2:03:25
  Testecleese: Why did the fuck did I think France?
• 2:03:27
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 2:03:30
  Brian McFadden: 2?
• 2:03:32
  Testecleese: What's that?
• 2:03:33
  Brian McFadden: He kicked in… he got kicked out?
• 2:03:36
  Testecleese: He didn't get kicked out, I think he left because he just was…
• 2:03:39
  Brian McFadden: Our internet connection was horrible.
• 2:03:41
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's what I'm saying, anyone who wants to hear the Aussie tell us about how our government works in the United States…
• 2:03:47
  Brian McFadden: We never got a chance to circle back to the…
• 2:03:50
  Brian McFadden: the, State of the Union, so… it sucks.
• 2:03:53
  Testecleese: I didn't even realize we skipped that.
• 2:03:55
  Brian McFadden: No, we did, we covered it before we got here, and we wanted an opinion on it.
• 2:04:00
  Testecleese: That's a good point.
• 2:04:02
  Brian McFadden: Because he's more in tune with American politics than most Americans.
• 2:04:06
  Testecleese: It's very true.
• 2:04:09
  Testecleese: But yeah, I got a feeling these, nuclear talks with Iran are gonna go nowhere. These guys have said several times, we don't care, we're just gonna build it back again.
• 2:04:16
  Brian McFadden: They gotta get a little bit scared. We got so many aircraft over there, Air Force, Navy.
• 2:04:25
  Brian McFadden: You know, we're building up a huge Armad over there. They're gonna have to, like, cave or be destroyed.
• 2:04:32
  Testecleese: It's funny, because I mentioned that to the wife the other day, I was like, we just had a frickin' second,
• 2:04:38
  Testecleese: Navy strike group over, near Iran.
• 2:04:42
  Brian McFadden: There are 22 F-22s in Israel right now.
• 2:04:47
  Testecleese: But, you know what, she says, she says to me.
• 2:04:50
  Testecleese: Okay, what does a strike group mean? I explained.
• 2:04:53
  Brian McFadden: Oh, boy. It's the entire group of ships around the carrier.
• 2:04:57
  Testecleese: And I was like, do you have any idea? Like, we… we just brought…
• 2:05:00
  Testecleese: two air forces with us, and she laughed. She laughed at me. I was like, what? She goes, two air forces? What? What? Each… what? Two ships? You had, what, 50 jets?
• 2:05:12
  Testecleese: And I was like, you're out of your mind!
• 2:05:15
  Brian McFadden: It's not just the jets, it's the cruisers and the destroyers that would utility.
• 2:05:19
  Testecleese: We were just talking about the… when I said brought the Air Force.
• 2:05:22
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 2:05:22
  Testecleese: She has no idea how many jets you could fit in a United States aircraft carrier, if you actually want to pack that thing.
• 2:05:29
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:05:29
  Testecleese: Because now we can fold the wings up, and you can fit twice as many aircraft in, right?
• 2:05:33
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:05:36
  Testecleese: How many… there's more than 25 jets on a carrier, aren't there?
• 2:05:39
  Brian McFadden: Oh, hell yeah.
• 2:05:41
  Testecleese: Especially if you're going out to go to war and attack.
• 2:05:43
  Brian McFadden: You load up the hangar bay, then you put as many on the flight deck as you can, right?
• 2:05:50
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 2:05:51
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 2:05:53
  Testecleese: Wait, oh, here we go. The ambassador to Israel told, the entire staff, like, if you want to go home, you should do it NOW.
• 2:06:01
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:06:01
  Testecleese: And I got a feeling this has a lot to do with what's about to happen in Iran, too, but…
• 2:06:06
  Testecleese: Are we gonna…
• 2:06:08
  Testecleese: blow up… have they even started building another nuclear facility, or are they still trying to dig up the old one?
• 2:06:13
  Brian McFadden: Who?
• 2:06:15
  Testecleese: Iran.
• 2:06:16
  Brian McFadden: Nobody knows.
• 2:06:18
  Testecleese: Well then, what the fuck are we gonna blow up, then?
• 2:06:21
  Brian McFadden: Iran.
• 2:06:22
  Testecleese: Just drop bombs randomly throughout the country and see where they land.
• 2:06:26
  Brian McFadden: We're gonna blow up their Supreme Allied headquarters and all the military assets.
• 2:06:32
  Testecleese: Just to wipe out the military and show them there's nothing you can do to stop us.
• 2:06:38
  Testecleese: That's… that seems pretty fucked up.
• 2:06:41
  Testecleese: But at the same time, Iran knows that, and they could just choose not to do this, but that's what they're gonna do anyway, right?
• 2:06:48
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:06:49
  Testecleese: I really need to pee, but…
• 2:06:52
  Brian McFadden: Alright.
• 2:06:53
  Testecleese: this coming up… this TSA, F of A, FAA thing?
• 2:06:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:07:00
  Testecleese: I heard it was an accident.
• 2:07:02
  Testecleese: Like, an accidental discharge, but… You'll get there when you get there.
• 2:07:09
  Brian McFadden: Alright, so we got the, Department of Homeland Security shutdown is impacting the TSA operations.
• 2:07:19
  Brian McFadden: And, the White House is, trying to pressure the Senate Democrats to,
• 2:07:27
  Brian McFadden: open up DHS, but the Democrats don't want to do that because they're trying to force changes with ICE.
• 2:07:38
  Ron Pascoe: How's that loads any better?
• 2:07:40
  Brian McFadden: Oh, much better.
• 2:07:45
  Ron Pascoe: Good.
• 2:07:46
  Brian McFadden: So, did you watch the State of the Union?
• 2:07:51
  Ron Pascoe: I certainly did.
• 2:07:52
  Brian McFadden: I knew you did. You watched… I didn't, but you… I knew you would. And what was your opinion of the State of the Union Address?
• 2:08:01
  Ron Pascoe: May, I thought the Democrats made a complete mockery of their own party. I think if there was nails we put in it, he'd put it in there. I think Trump… I think he over-exaggerated…
• 2:08:12
  Testecleese: Connection.
• 2:08:13
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, much better, yeah.
• 2:08:14
  Ron Pascoe: I think President Trump over… over-exaggerated on a few things, but I'll tell you what.
• 2:08:18
  Ron Pascoe: Oh my god.
• 2:08:20
  Brian McFadden: State of the Union! I moved to the State of the Union.
• 2:08:23
  Testecleese: I know, but I'm sorry, he said over-exaggerated, and I want to reach through my monitor and slap you in the face, because…
• 2:08:30
  Testecleese: Over-exag… exaggeration is to overstate.
• 2:08:34
  Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
• 2:08:35
  Ron Pascoe: I thought he did on a couple of things, but I think he did what he wanted to do, and that was to show the American people what the Democrats are all about.
• 2:08:42
  Ron Pascoe: And I think he did that very effectively.
• 2:08:45
  Ron Pascoe: He used them… used their own tactics to, make themselves look fool.
• 2:08:49
  Brian McFadden: Like, he asked everybody to stand up for, Americans and not illegals.
• 2:08:54
  Ron Pascoe: Like, he also turned around… sorry, mate, he turned around about women and that… how they protect women and do all that, and he mentioned that those… that young, Ukrainian girl who got stabbed.
• 2:09:06
  Testecleese: I didn't understand.
• 2:09:08
  Brian McFadden: And it wasn't.
• 2:09:09
  Testecleese: I gave a Purple Heart to a West Virginia guardsman.
• 2:09:12
  Brian McFadden: It wasn't a bunch of people wearing the Ukrainian flag under the American flag?
• 2:09:18
  Ron Pascoe: Had little lapel pins on? Yeah, mate. And Al Green, what an.
• 2:09:24
  Testecleese: Oh my god, fuck him. First, okay, I'm… sorry, sorry, had to interrupt. Al Green, as soon as you said his name, I got pissed off.
• 2:09:32
  Brian McFadden: He planned on getting kicked out of the State of the Union.
• 2:09:36
  Testecleese: Yes, but the thing is, his sign says, like, black people aren't apes or something like that.
• 2:09:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, because they were trying to bring up the Trump thing, where the Trump meme that he came out, where…
• 2:09:48
  Testecleese: I understand that.
• 2:09:50
  Testecleese: Do you want to stand all humans are great apes?
• 2:09:54
  Brian McFadden: No. Wait, that's our fa-.
• 2:09:55
  Testecleese: Fucking species.
• 2:09:57
  Brian McFadden: As a Christian, I don't believe that.
• 2:09:59
  Testecleese: Sure you do. You could have genes close to something to be categorized the same.
• 2:10:04
  Testecleese: We break things down based on DNA, and humans are great apes, similar to gorillas, chimpanzees, orangutans, we just happen to be the alpha.
• 2:10:14
  Ron Pascoe: With similar DNA.
• 2:10:17
  Ron Pascoe: The best word I've seen come from that. It's got…
• 2:10:20
  Testecleese: You are apes, though! That's the problem! So are they!
• 2:10:25
  Ron Pascoe: The best meal I've seen come from that, it's Al Green holding up that sign, it's got, I'm not an ape, I'm a Neanderthal.
• 2:10:31
  Testecleese: Yeah. Oh, the…
• 2:10:34
  Testecleese: Oh my god. Neanderthal. That gets me, too, when Elizabeth Warren claimed she was Native, and she's like, oh, I'm Abernacky. I was told because I have high cheekbones. Okay, way to be racist about what your heritage is, right?
• 2:10:47
  Brian McFadden: Jay used to be your senator.
• 2:10:50
  Testecleese: More than once, actually. But then it turns out her native heritage was less than the average of a human.
• 2:10:58
  Testecleese: was Neanderthal.
• 2:11:01
  Ron Pascoe: Well, I think when Trump brought it in when he was going on, like we were talking about then, he asked them to stand up, they wouldn't stand up, and straight after, he hit them up straight away with the Save America Act.
• 2:11:12
  Ron Pascoe: And that was a home run. That was a home run.
• 2:11:16
  Ron Pascoe: People can see that the party are looking after the American people, and to protect the American people, we've got to push the SAVE Act.
• 2:11:24
  Ron Pascoe: It was masterfully done.
• 2:11:25
  Testecleese: Yeah, and that's something we definitely talked about, is, like, Kamala Harris said 40% of Americans don't have a birth certificate.
• 2:11:32
  Testecleese: And it's like… So, call the county you were born in, And ask for a copy.
• 2:11:39
  Testecleese: You know? Like, they'll ship it to you for, like, Shipping cost, you know?
• 2:11:45
  Ron Pascoe: Well, you're not really road at home when they were bringing up about the next day about Mem Darni. You can come and shovel snow in bloody New York.
• 2:11:53
  Testecleese: What I'm doing?
• 2:11:55
  Testecleese: ID!
• 2:11:56
  Testecleese: Yeah, why do you need an ID to shovel snow?
• 2:12:00
  Ron Pascoe: But you know what a little.
• 2:12:00
  Brian McFadden: It's hot.
• 2:12:01
  Ron Pascoe: doing. Signing up and going home. There's your ID and pissing off home.
• 2:12:06
  Testecleese: Oh my god!
• 2:12:09
  Testecleese: It just… it baffles me that they're claiming that people
• 2:12:13
  Testecleese: Aren't bright enough, or are they claiming people don't… can't come up with a couple bucks?
• 2:12:19
  Testecleese: To get their documents in order.
• 2:12:21
  Testecleese: I don't know which one they're claiming. Are they too dumb to figure out how to do it, or they're too poor to be able to do it?
• 2:12:28
  Ron Pascoe: Let's show a picture of Gabby, I can say that he's one of them.
• 2:12:33
  Testecleese: Yeah, I don't know where my… I don't have my birth certificate, I don't know how to get it. Well, you're a fucking idiot, then!
• 2:12:40
  Ron Pascoe: Like, what about when he says, I can't read. And he calls that guy with his book, he goes, yeah, I read your book a couple of hours ago.
• 2:12:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's like, you're a governor!
• 2:12:49
  Testecleese: And you're admitting this stuff, and you're gonna try to run for president, and you're saying you don't know
• 2:12:54
  Testecleese: How to get a copy of your birth certificate, you know?
• 2:12:59
  Ron Pascoe: Let's see, that's fine.
• 2:13:02
  Testecleese: If that becomes president of this country, you guys are all fucked.
• 2:13:07
  Ron Pascoe: The world is…
• 2:13:07
  Testecleese: I live out in the middle of nowhere in the mountains,
• 2:13:12
  Testecleese: I can shoot my dinner and grow my dinner.
• 2:13:16
  Testecleese: You… even Australia, you fucking guys are gonna be boned, except for you dudes that live way out in the nowhere.
• 2:13:23
  Ron Pascoe: We never kill mate and look after our own ears, don't worry about that.
• 2:13:27
  Ron Pascoe: I just get one step at the king, but real quickly. What do I want to say?
• 2:13:32
  Ron Pascoe: If anyone were to do that thing, all countries would have a NATO issue. NATO would have to support England, which is by the monarchy.
• 2:13:41
  Ron Pascoe: So it happened, mate?
• 2:13:43
  Testecleese: I don't think NATO would get involved in a civil conflict.
• 2:13:47
  Ron Pascoe: They'd have to. It could be a.
• 2:13:48
  Testecleese: No, I don't think so. I don't think so, because… Now, then why the fuck isn't NATO here handling what's going on? These people revolting against ICE and blowing shit up?
• 2:13:57
  Ron Pascoe: Because they're not invited in.
• 2:14:01
  Testecleese: invited versus obligated, the rest of these countries would say, fuck you, I don't care.
• 2:14:05
  Testecleese: They're not obligated To go handle a domestic dispute in that country.
• 2:14:11
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, it was the same.
• 2:14:15
  Ron Pascoe: Was…
• 2:14:15
  Testecleese: Maybe Australia would get involved, or the United States would be like, dah, this is your problem, you know what I mean?
• 2:14:20
  Ron Pascoe: You must come out.
• 2:14:22
  Ron Pascoe: Nope.
• 2:14:23
  Ron Pascoe: You zoom.
• 2:14:25
  Testecleese: It seems like every time we start trying to get understanding of the government over there, that's when he goes underwater.
• 2:14:33
  Testecleese: Not before.
• 2:14:40
  Testecleese: Yeah, I don't know why, as soon as you started talking about the king again, you started gurgling and burbling.
• 2:14:52
  Testecleese: Either way, I think, if the United States was not obligated to get involved, they would not.
• 2:14:57
  Testecleese: Like, don't pick a side, let them handle their own shit.
• 2:15:01
  Testecleese: Because if you pick a side with an ally nation, and that side loses, You've made an enemy.
• 2:15:08
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:15:15
  Testecleese: On this drone thing again.
• 2:15:19
  Testecleese: I heard that… It's possible that this, what, laser weapon they used?
• 2:15:29
  Testecleese: was, negligently or accidentally discharged.
• 2:15:35
  Testecleese: And this might make sense in terms of what happened a couple weeks ago, was it in New Mexico or something, or Texas?
• 2:15:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:15:43
  Testecleese: Maybe they're trying out a targeting system for a laser weapon?
• 2:15:50
  Testecleese: And, you know what I mean? I don't know.
• 2:15:53
  Testecleese: We're obviously not releasing to the public what our newest weapons are, right?
• 2:15:57
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 2:16:01
  Testecleese: But yeah, it's interesting, the, Pentagon… I've allegedly shot down a…
• 2:16:06
  Brian McFadden: Boom.
• 2:16:06
  Testecleese: Border Patrol drone.
• 2:16:09
  Testecleese: Thank you for that.
• 2:16:11
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:16:13
  Testecleese: Well…
• 2:16:15
  Testecleese: this is something I've been saying since I actually claimed I was a libertarian versus a lean libertarian, is…
• 2:16:21
  Testecleese: these government… Organizations need to communicate.
• 2:16:27
  Testecleese: They need to understand…
• 2:16:28
  Brian McFadden: no.
• 2:16:29
  Testecleese: I know, but they need to. They're like, no, we're gonna do better than you. It's like, no, you guys are all trying to do the same thing.
• 2:16:35
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:16:35
  Testecleese: work together, or at least share information. So at least let fucking…
• 2:16:40
  Testecleese: the Department of, War know
• 2:16:44
  Testecleese: that you guys are flying border drones, you know what I mean? So they don't think it's an incoming attack.
• 2:16:51
  Testecleese: Alright. He logged in from his laptop, let's see if that matters, and he muted himself.
• 2:16:56
  Brian McFadden: Who?
• 2:16:57
  Testecleese: The repeat offender muted himself as he logged into a laptop and signed off on his phone.
• 2:17:05
  Testecleese: I might be able to unmute you, you might have to do it yourself.
• 2:17:08
  Testecleese: I can ask to unmute.
• 2:17:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, no, you're gonna have to click the unmute button yourself, it's oh, there you go.
• 2:17:17
  Repeat Offender: Can you hear me now?
• 2:17:19
  Testecleese: Yeah. Yup. You gotta… when that little red microphone with a line throat shows up, that means no one can hear you.
• 2:17:25
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, no, you're alright, mate, I'm trying to get it all worked out. Is that a lot better?
• 2:17:29
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's a lot better.
• 2:17:31
  Testecleese: But as soon as you start talking about the government again, it's gonna go underwater, I bet. It's almost as if…
• 2:17:37
  Repeat Offender: That's right.
• 2:17:37
  Testecleese: to make sure I don't understand what the fuck is going on.
• 2:17:40
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, they're watching me, mate. They're watching me all the time.
• 2:17:42
  Testecleese: They're always watching you, are you kidding me?
• 2:17:45
  Repeat Offender: I'm an offender.
• 2:17:45
  Testecleese: You think they don't have access to the same wires we do? You know?
• 2:17:50
  Repeat Offender: When we push that little button and give them permission.
• 2:17:55
  Repeat Offender: But yeah, but it'll never happen.
• 2:17:59
  Testecleese: I'm not saying… I'm not saying someone's going to try to take over the monarchy.
• 2:18:03
  Testecleese: I'm just saying, should something like that happen, I think this is the perfect opportunity
• 2:18:08
  Testecleese: for the Commonwealth to decide, We're gonna drop the monarchy, And elect a prime minister.
• 2:18:15
  Testecleese: For each individual nation.
• 2:18:18
  Repeat Offender: No, it'll never happen, because it's already happened. They had the Civil War centuries ago.
• 2:18:23
  Testecleese: Yep, centuries ago, and the world has changed a lot since then, hasn't it?
• 2:18:28
  Repeat Offender: that's… look, put it this way. English Parliament is like your.
• 2:18:34
  Testecleese: levels.
• 2:18:34
  Repeat Offender: Congress and Senate and all that. That's the checks and balance for, like, the King.
• 2:18:39
  Repeat Offender: He's the Parliament.
• 2:18:41
  Repeat Offender: the monarchy.
• 2:18:42
  Repeat Offender: Their English Parliament is the checks and balances for the monarchy.
• 2:18:47
  Testecleese: So there's no Prime Minister in England.
• 2:18:50
  Repeat Offender: Yes, there is.
• 2:18:52
  Testecleese: Jesus Christ.
• 2:18:54
  Repeat Offender: And he becomes a British Prime Minister as well.
• 2:19:01
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 2:19:04
  Repeat Offender: We've just fucked up your Friday night, sorry brother.
• 2:19:06
  Testecleese: No, it just… it's just… it's so ridiculous. And the…
• 2:19:11
  Testecleese: The problem is, the United States is becoming more and more like that, and we're supposed to be doing the opposite. It was supposed to be independent states.
• 2:19:19
  Testecleese: That had their own governments that did their own thing, fuck everything. Then there was a centralized government that came together for common defense and, like, basic laws, like, for example, someone smuggling booze across state lines.
• 2:19:34
  Testecleese: The federal government will get involved in that, because individual states technically didn't have jurisdiction.
• 2:19:40
  Testecleese: But now it's becoming more and more that the fucking federal government is deciding what's happening for every state. And I don't like it.
• 2:19:47
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, I get where you come from.
• 2:19:50
  Repeat Offender: But I think that happened a lot of presidents ago, mate.
• 2:19:54
  Testecleese: many. Trump's trying to bring it back. That's the only reason why I support him, is he's bringing back states' rights. Like, West Virginia's supposed to be different than Massachusetts. They're not even similar in any way.
• 2:20:05
  Testecleese: You know?
• 2:20:06
  Testecleese: Why should the same rules apply? Why should my shower head pressure.
• 2:20:12
  Testecleese: depend on what someone in DC Thought it should.
• 2:20:16
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, that's right.
• 2:20:18
  Repeat Offender: 100%, mate, and I think what you're right.
• 2:20:21
  Testecleese: Well, their argument… their argument with the showerheads was, we need to conserve water, and there's only so much water around the city and the system, and you know, it's just not enough for everyone to have these super high-pressure showers.
• 2:20:33
  Testecleese: And I was like, I have well water. I have my own water supply, but you made this illegal for me, because you don't want Boston using it.
• 2:20:43
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:20:44
  Testecleese: And it really pisses me off, and I'm glad that Trump undid it!
• 2:20:49
  Testecleese: Let the states, or even the counties, pass their own laws about this, depending on their water supply, you know?
• 2:20:58
  Brian McFadden: Mmm.
• 2:20:58
  Repeat Offender: Yeah.
• 2:21:01
  Repeat Offender: I think a lot of it, like, I think President Trump's doing a good idea. He's doing well trying to roll back a lot of federal,
• 2:21:08
  Repeat Offender: Over breach, you know what I mean?
• 2:21:10
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 2:21:11
  Repeat Offender: I think.
• 2:21:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's the big reason why I support him, is that…
• 2:21:14
  Repeat Offender: That's what he's doing, is… You know, quote, drain the swamp.
• 2:21:18
  Testecleese: But really, he's trying to take power away from the federal government and give it back to the states.
• 2:21:23
  Repeat Offender: Yeah. Well, look what he did with COVID before he… he got voted out, whatever they did.
• 2:21:28
  Repeat Offender: He handed the cow back to the States.
• 2:21:30
  Testecleese: I did not, I did not like his response, I did not like Operation Warp Speed, I did not like two weeks to slow the curve.
• 2:21:39
  Repeat Offender: But you've got to understand, mate, he was in a position where he was told stuff, like, this is what's gonna happen, this is what's gonna happen. It was right throughout the whole world, no one knew what was going on.
• 2:21:48
  Testecleese: True, but everyone assumed that this is the fucking Black Death.
• 2:21:52
  Testecleese: You know, we thought the bubonic plague was coming through again, and it turned out.
• 2:21:56
  Repeat Offender: Munia.
• 2:21:57
  Testecleese: For your average, healthy person, it was a bad flu.
• 2:22:03
  Testecleese: And don't get me wrong, that's nasty, it really is. But a bad flu would kill your elderly and your very young. It's true.
• 2:22:11
  Repeat Offender: It does always.
• 2:22:12
  Testecleese: This, but the flu does that anyway, right?
• 2:22:14
  Repeat Offender: Yay.
• 2:22:15
  Testecleese: And how… who… they talk about all these people died. It turns out most of them were under 4, or over 65.
• 2:22:23
  Repeat Offender: Yeah.
• 2:22:24
  Testecleese: And… They're trying to tell me I need to get a vaccine.
• 2:22:29
  Testecleese: And I'm like, why do I need a vaccine? Like, well, so you don't kill someone else. I'm like, well, why don't they have a vaccine? If they're worried about it, you know?
• 2:22:36
  Testecleese: And then they try to explain to me how a vaccine works. I'm like, no, you don't understand how vaccines work. Vaccines exposes you to this early, so you build up antibodies that can fight it off when it shows up.
• 2:22:47
  Testecleese: This is personal, not about spreading it to other people.
• 2:22:52
  Testecleese: And even crazier, is I was the… I was one of the people that's allegedly supposed to be, confined in the herd immunity idea.
• 2:23:01
  Testecleese: Everyone gets vaccinated, so the handful of people that can't just get this specific vaccine?
• 2:23:06
  Testecleese: We'll never be… encounter this virus, right?
• 2:23:09
  Testecleese: That fit with me under COVID, because it was an mRNA strand.
• 2:23:15
  Testecleese: And my medical condition with epilepsy.
• 2:23:19
  Testecleese: The shot literally could have killed me.
• 2:23:24
  Testecleese: My own father told me that I shouldn't be allowed to go out in public.
• 2:23:29
  Testecleese: And I was like, I thought the whole reason why all you guys got vaccinated was so I COULD go out in public.
• 2:23:36
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 2:23:37
  Repeat Offender: Oh, mate.
• 2:23:38
  Testecleese: Actually, when I made that argument, he's like, actually, that's a good point. You know, you're not just refusing, he's like, I would anyway, I don't trust this fucking experimental drug, you know? But it literally might kill me.
• 2:23:51
  Repeat Offender: When they come around to, like, starting to bloody prosecute these cases, people in the media, mate, need to be hung and strung up.
• 2:23:59
  Repeat Offender: They pump food, mate, 24-7, 24-7 propaganda.
• 2:24:04
  Repeat Offender: It was the worst bit of propaganda I've seen for a long, long time.
• 2:24:07
  Testecleese: Did you watch… I know… you watched the State of the Union, right?
• 2:24:11
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, a whole lot.
• 2:24:12
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 2:24:13
  Testecleese: I could not do it. I usually watch it.
• 2:24:18
  Testecleese: But I watched that Democrat thing first.
• 2:24:23
  Testecleese: And it hurt my head.
• 2:24:26
  Testecleese: And then, I caught the highlights of the State of the Union.
• 2:24:32
  Testecleese: But it was crazy watching, joy Reid go off about…
• 2:24:37
  Testecleese: Colonizing, and just moving into other people's land, and deciding you have a place here.
• 2:24:43
  Testecleese: You know, the white man. And then, at the State of the Union, Ilhan Omar jumps up and starts yelling about letting people just move in and set up shop in someone else's land.
• 2:24:54
  Testecleese: It's just like, both sides of the mouth there, you know?
• 2:25:00
  Repeat Offender: Their counter-protest was absolute bullshit, did you see it?
• 2:25:04
  Repeat Offender: Old, tall people, they're dressed in dinosaur suits and bloody…
• 2:25:10
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, see, you know why they do these stupid inflatable suits?
• 2:25:15
  Testecleese: Because if they do something… if they do something to you, And you react.
• 2:25:23
  Testecleese: You're the asshole beating up the guy in the fucking Barney out, inflatable suit.
• 2:25:30
  Testecleese: You know?
• 2:25:31
  Repeat Offender: Full stage.
• 2:25:32
  Testecleese: Well, here's the thing, dude. What you need to do is go out in something similar to that, and make it look like you're jacking off inside of it, looking at someone. So, like, walk up next to him and get real close, and just start, like, pounding against the fucking side of the suit.
• 2:25:46
  Testecleese: He'd be like, huh?
• 2:25:51
  Testecleese: And wait for them to hit you.
• 2:25:54
  Repeat Offender: penetrady suit.
• 2:25:56
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 2:25:59
  Testecleese: Or even better, you the whole time, frickin' finish it off, and be like, oh, I need a cigarette.
• 2:26:07
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, it would be Gunja.
• 2:26:10
  Testecleese: Ryan, you asleep?
• 2:26:13
  Testecleese: -Oh. He's gonna have fun editing this shit tomorrow to cut all this off when he…
• 2:26:17
  Testecleese: Wakes up in 3 hours with a sore neck.
• 2:26:23
  Repeat Offender: Yeah. Mate, I saw it, like, I really, honestly, I thought the State of Union was… Trump nailed home what he wanted to.
• 2:26:31
  Testecleese: He broke his own record for length, you know.
• 2:26:34
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, what do you go? .
• 2:26:36
  Testecleese: Hour 47.
• 2:26:38
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, I thought it was AR59, but yeah, you could be right.
• 2:26:43
  Repeat Offender: But he, mate, he got home what he wanted to, what he needed to, and I think it's gonna put, like.
• 2:26:48
  Repeat Offender: MAGA and the Republican…
• 2:26:50
  Repeat Offender: party really good to midterms. It follows them, mate, I'll be just going down that one reel.
• 2:26:55
  Testecleese: I'm still not sure what I think of the MAGA guys.
• 2:26:59
  Testecleese: And…
• 2:27:00
  Repeat Offender: Mike, look…
• 2:27:01
  Testecleese: Alright, it…
• 2:27:01
  Repeat Offender: So…
• 2:27:02
  Testecleese: It just depends on what you mean by MAGA.
• 2:27:05
  Testecleese: Like, I think everyone wants to make America great again, and like…
• 2:27:10
  Testecleese: Anyone who lives in a first-world country wants America to be a shiny beacon on the hill again, right?
• 2:27:16
  Repeat Offender: I think… yeah, they do, mate, and look, I think… even people from other countries do. We want you to just get back to where you were, because it makes us stronger.
• 2:27:24
  Repeat Offender: people… people in the know, know that. They know that once a million.
• 2:27:27
  Testecleese: I know, and that's what…
• 2:27:28
  Repeat Offender: It was strong.
• 2:27:29
  Testecleese: That's what drives me nuts, too, is like, oh, why don't we have socialized healthcare like all these other countries? And I'm like, honestly, it's probably because we're paying their fucking national defense bill.
• 2:27:40
  Repeat Offender: Oh, no, we pay our own.
• 2:27:42
  Testecleese: Oh, I ain't talking shit about Australia, I'm just saying.
• 2:27:45
  Repeat Offender: Excuse me.
• 2:27:46
  Testecleese: the… in terms of NATO… monies put in.
• 2:27:51
  Testecleese: The United States puts in so much more money, and they have to go fight
• 2:27:56
  Testecleese: New Zealand's war, you know what I mean?
• 2:28:00
  Repeat Offender: Well, it's like Marco Rubio said, mate. He gave one of the best speeches I've ever heard. Then you had bloody New Cuck try to bloody destroy it. And he had no chance. Marco Rubio turned around, he says, we're not going to go out there to be well-policed anymore. He said, that's not what we want.
• 2:28:15
  Repeat Offender: He said, we want all nations now that are part of our, like, United Nations.
• 2:28:20
  Testecleese: Two-world order, basically.
• 2:28:22
  Repeat Offender: to make themselves strong again. We want them to be able to go out and do these things.
• 2:28:27
  Repeat Offender: So they're not relying on…
• 2:28:28
  Testecleese: Why is it always the United States carrying out these things, right?
• 2:28:32
  Testecleese: And Mexico… Mexico did something!
• 2:28:36
  Testecleese: When was the last time you've ever heard of Mexico doing anything?
• 2:28:41
  Repeat Offender: When you look at all these other countries now, throughout the world, I'm not picking on one… one sort of belief or anything like that.
• 2:28:47
  Repeat Offender: You're now… you've got the Italians' movements against the Muslims?
• 2:28:51
  Repeat Offender: Yeah. Sweden now starting to knock it on their head. Germany are now fighting all these… import.
• 2:28:58
  Testecleese: Invaders.
• 2:28:59
  Repeat Offender: anything.
• 2:29:00
  Repeat Offender: Invaders, yeah.
• 2:29:01
  Repeat Offender: Germany are now fighting back. All these countries realize, well, you've got countries like Hungary and Poland. They said, we're not taking you bastards.
• 2:29:09
  Testecleese: Oh, especially the European heritage, it's been there.
• 2:29:13
  Testecleese: FOREVER, right?
• 2:29:16
  Repeat Offender: Yeah.
• 2:29:16
  Testecleese: And you're gonna be wiped out.
• 2:29:20
  Testecleese: And this… not… and even in a violent way, they're gonna out-reproduce you, because you…
• 2:29:26
  Testecleese: Europeans aren't reproducing, neither are Americans, and we import people
• 2:29:31
  Testecleese: So, the lineage of the English is gonna disappear. The most common name in England right now is Mohammed, you know that.
• 2:29:39
  Repeat Offender: Yep, 100%.
• 2:29:43
  Repeat Offender: 100% makes sense.
• 2:29:44
  Testecleese: Yeah, John.
• 2:29:46
  Repeat Offender: Well, that's it. Look, you look at Russia.
• 2:29:49
  Repeat Offender: China. Japan.
• 2:29:51
  Repeat Offender: You look at Poland, Hungary, they've said, no, we're not taking this. You come here and cause a scene.
• 2:29:57
  Repeat Offender: You watch what happens to you.
• 2:29:59
  Testecleese: You can come and visit, Sean, you can come and visit, that's cool, we're awesome with that, you spend your money, we love it, right? You can even come here and live here for a while, maybe even get citizenship, maybe.
• 2:30:11
  Testecleese: But there's no way you're crossing our border and just setting up shop.
• 2:30:16
  Repeat Offender: Well, Muslims aren't… I could be wrong, I'll stand corrected if I'm wrong. I believe in Japan that Muslims aren't allowed to be buried there once they're dead.
• 2:30:25
  Testecleese: Really?
• 2:30:27
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, Allstate corrected.
• 2:30:29
  Testecleese: Wood… What do they do with them?
• 2:30:32
  Repeat Offender: Send him back.
• 2:30:35
  Testecleese: to wear? Like, what if… If a Japanese man converted to Islam, They're not gonna bury him?
• 2:30:45
  Repeat Offender: I don't think you'll find… That's happening, mate.
• 2:30:50
  Testecleese: Really, because that's a big part of their religion, is the burial rites.
• 2:30:55
  Testecleese: Yep. Like… Like, for example, if you mutilate a body after they're dead, and bury them.
• 2:31:04
  Testecleese: They are in the afterlife.
• 2:31:07
  Testecleese: Mutilated.
• 2:31:09
  Testecleese: You mean they carry their… take their arm off, they are in eternity without that arm.
• 2:31:17
  Repeat Offender: Of course, I get cuboid or female.
• 2:31:19
  Testecleese: Well, then you don't get to go to…
• 2:31:21
  Repeat Offender: 3 months.
• 2:31:22
  Repeat Offender: You're 72 virgins.
• 2:31:24
  Testecleese: Yeah, you don't get it anymore, bro. The problem is, these 72 virgins are frickin', like, dudes that look like you and Brian, right? But they're… they weigh 140 pounds more, and they're greasy playing video games, jerking off to frickin' animated porn, you know that, right?
• 2:31:40
  Repeat Offender: I more thought they looked like Rose O'Donnell, mate, but we could differ.
• 2:31:43
  Testecleese: Okay, okay, I was… I was just picturing fat, greasy, friggin', like, 20-year-olds with the pimples, eating pizza, playing a video game. Yeah, that's your 72 Virgins, you know?
• 2:31:56
  Repeat Offender: Rosean O'Donnell, no wonder she's a lesbian.
• 2:32:00
  Testecleese: Even if she wasn't, I'd,
• 2:32:02
  Testecleese: It would take many, many years in eternity before I decide to bang Rosie O'Donnell. Oh, and Brian wakes up and takes off his headphones, I love it!
• 2:32:13
  Repeat Offender: It'll take more than Bud Light.
• 2:32:16
  Testecleese: I drank a giant Bud Light, actually, recently.
• 2:32:19
  Testecleese: It was only… it's funny, because I bought it just for doing… For that money you promised?
• 2:32:25
  Repeat Offender: I'll get it.
• 2:32:26
  Testecleese: Oh, no, I kept it in the fridge for, like, 3 months.
• 2:32:29
  Testecleese: And then one day, I was drinking some beers, just chillin' out, and ran out of beer, and I was like, whatever, and drank it.
• 2:32:37
  Repeat Offender: Should've videoed it.
• 2:32:38
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, but it's like 3 of these cans, you know?
• 2:32:42
  Testecleese: Well, actually, here, let me see if I can…
• 2:32:45
  Testecleese: Right there on top of the fridge.
• 2:32:48
  Repeat Offender: How are you, mate? Yeah.
• 2:32:51
  Repeat Offender: Like some of the other sports movie.
• 2:32:55
  Testecleese: Whoa.
• 2:32:56
  Testecleese: Alright, I don't know if there's anything else in here I want to talk about, honestly.
• 2:33:02
  Testecleese: Cool.
• 2:33:03
  Testecleese: Excuse me.
• 2:33:04
  Testecleese: Oh, one of these, sentences that Biden auto-penned?
• 2:33:09
  Testecleese: He didn't… Pardon the guy, he gave him a, Not suspended sentence.
• 2:33:18
  Testecleese: There's a term for it. Basically, like, basically time served. That's enough time in prison, you're free now, right?
• 2:33:23
  Repeat Offender: odd.
• 2:33:25
  Testecleese: Brian, what is it called? A commuted sentence? Is that what they call it?
• 2:33:29
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Commute it yet.
• 2:33:31
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 2:33:32
  Testecleese: Biden, one of his auto pen things was the commuter sentence of this, guy. He was, a murderer.
• 2:33:38
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:33:40
  Testecleese: And… and he was led out of prison, and now he's back in…
• 2:33:47
  Testecleese: Jail awaiting trial, I believe, for murder again.
• 2:33:52
  Testecleese: And this is the problem with a mass sweeping policy like this on criminals.
• 2:33:59
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 2:34:02
  Testecleese: I mean, maybe we should keep the murderers in prison.
• 2:34:05
  Testecleese: It leaves…
• 2:34:06
  Brian McFadden: All criminals are innocent.
• 2:34:09
  Testecleese: Until proven guilty in a court of law. I'm pretty sure I saw that on cops, right?
• 2:34:16
  Repeat Offender: Mmm.
• 2:34:17
  Testecleese: Haktua girls go to OnlyFans.
• 2:34:21
  Brian McFadden: Oh, great.
• 2:34:22
  Repeat Offender: She's running out of money,
• 2:34:24
  Testecleese: She swore to God she wasn't gonna do it, because she respects herself, and she ain't no dirty hoe.
• 2:34:30
  Testecleese: And now she's doing it.
• 2:34:33
  Brian McFadden: So.
• 2:34:34
  Testecleese: Her dad must be so proud after the Haktua girl thing came up, and now he's… it's… everyone knows she's…
• 2:34:41
  Testecleese: Banging and blowing dudes for money.
• 2:34:45
  Brian McFadden: Yep. When she got their first tattoo, mate, it was all downhill.
• 2:34:49
  Testecleese: You could've just done the one funny thing and never tell anyone who you were.
• 2:34:54
  Testecleese: It just would have been a funny meme.
• 2:34:58
  Testecleese: But, nope, had to be famous. And now we'll get you. Oh, I make… I make all this money! Yeah, they watch… they jerk off to watching you suck a dick.
• 2:35:08
  Testecleese: Yep. That's how you make your money, okay?
• 2:35:14
  Repeat Offender: Yep.
• 2:35:15
  Testecleese: Ron, is that how you want to make your own money? Nope. Bunch of dudes jerking off watching you suck a dick?
• 2:35:23
  Repeat Offender: Be brawling.
• 2:35:25
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 2:35:27
  Repeat Offender: Why are you asking me.
• 2:35:29
  Testecleese: Just saying, that's not how you want to make your money, is it?
• 2:35:31
  Repeat Offender: Right, it wouldn't be enough to be right there for me.
• 2:35:34
  Testecleese: I'll find another way to make money.
• 2:35:37
  Repeat Offender: I'll drink Foster's on your channel.
• 2:35:41
  Testecleese: Well, that's the thing, it's like, oh yeah, no, we're not whoers. I'm like, yes, you are!
• 2:35:46
  Testecleese: It was enough money that it was okay for you to blow some dude to get paid for it.
• 2:35:52
  Repeat Offender: She takes the money that she made, what did she do with it? She must have made a fortune before that.
• 2:35:57
  Testecleese: No, on what? It wasn't her video.
• 2:36:01
  Repeat Offender: No, no, no, but she got endorsements, she was put on everywhere, mate. Like, she was…
• 2:36:05
  Testecleese: He was on podcasts.
• 2:36:07
  Testecleese: But…
• 2:36:08
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, she was too adorable.
• 2:36:09
  Testecleese: Don't want anything.
• 2:36:13
  Repeat Offender: Well, she didn't have very good management, did she?
• 2:36:16
  Testecleese: It's just some random brawn on the street!
• 2:36:19
  Testecleese: who answered a question about what drives a guy nuts, and she goes, oh, when you give it that good hawk tour!
• 2:36:24
  Testecleese: You know?
• 2:36:27
  Testecleese: That could've been it!
• 2:36:30
  Brian McFadden: Hot Tour is the way to go.
• 2:36:33
  Repeat Offender: An old Billy Bob's now an afterthought,
• 2:36:36
  Testecleese: Yeah, now… now some dude's friggin'…
• 2:36:39
  Testecleese: Pounding it, watching her shit get pushed in, you know?
• 2:36:45
  Repeat Offender: Yeah. It's a hard life, mate.
• 2:36:48
  Testecleese: I don't know if it's that hard, dude.
• 2:36:51
  Testecleese: I mean, I guess it has to be that hard if you'd be banging her up the butt all the time for money, but…
• 2:36:58
  Repeat Offender: That's fine to say.
• 2:37:00
  Testecleese: I've been… I've literally been homeless before, and I never said, hey, let's ruin any bit of respect I have for myself.
• 2:37:09
  Repeat Offender: To make some money. You never said 20 bucks is 20 bucks, ever?
• 2:37:14
  Testecleese: No!
• 2:37:17
  Testecleese: No, my effort and time is worth money!
• 2:37:20
  Testecleese: And…
• 2:37:24
  Repeat Offender: 50 at least for a Sunday.
• 2:37:26
  Testecleese: And that's the thing, is like, well, everyone has their price. You can say that?
• 2:37:31
  Testecleese: But, like, there's no way… there's no amount of money you could pay me to friggin', like.
• 2:37:36
  Testecleese: Suck my own shit off some other guy's dick.
• 2:37:39
  Testecleese: You know what I mean?
• 2:37:41
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, there are limits.
• 2:37:42
  Testecleese: But you can find…
• 2:37:43
  Repeat Offender: Fucks.
• 2:37:43
  Testecleese: You could find plenty of it on the internet, can't ya?
• 2:37:46
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, there's a limit of $50, isn't there?
• 2:37:49
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's just…
• 2:37:53
  Repeat Offender: Whatever.
• 2:37:53
  Testecleese: Have some self-respect, you know?
• 2:37:56
  Repeat Offender: Mate. Once I get a taste of a bit of fame in that, it's, like, they reckon it's addictive. It's something I've never, sort of, like, craved.
• 2:38:05
  Repeat Offender: You know what I mean? Like, you… you don't go out looking for it, because…
• 2:38:09
  Repeat Offender: Once it becomes addictive, you sell your soul.
• 2:38:13
  Testecleese: I mean, what do you consider famous, though? Like…
• 2:38:16
  Testecleese: How many people have to have known who you are, or what happened?
• 2:38:20
  Testecleese: Before you're, quote, famous, you know?
• 2:38:22
  Repeat Offender: Well, before… before the internet, mate, the only way you become famous is if you're on the news or on movies and TV.
• 2:38:29
  Testecleese: So you're talking about, like, a nationwide thing.
• 2:38:32
  Repeat Offender: But now you've got the internet, this is where all phone comes from now.
• 2:38:35
  Repeat Offender: social media.
• 2:38:37
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, yeah.
• 2:38:42
  Testecleese: And it's just sad, but like you said, it's selling their souls, and they…
• 2:38:46
  Testecleese: They don't even understand it, and they're gonna…
• 2:38:49
  Testecleese: Here's the thing is, she's gonna turn 40.
• 2:38:53
  Testecleese: And wished she had kids, and wanted to have kids.
• 2:38:56
  Testecleese: And she's not gonna find a single man who wants to marry her and settle down, because she's the Hawk Tua girl that sucked dick and…
• 2:39:04
  Testecleese: Got fucked for money.
• 2:39:07
  Testecleese: Yeah, like, who wants to marry that?
• 2:39:10
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 2:39:10
  Repeat Offender: Not now.
• 2:39:11
  Brian McFadden: Nobody.
• 2:39:12
  Repeat Offender: And they do some blokeholding.
• 2:39:14
  Testecleese: And, you know, they can say all they want, I don't want to get married, I don't care. Okay, trust me, biology's a real thing.
• 2:39:22
  Testecleese: And once you're approaching menopause, you are gonna crave a child.
• 2:39:28
  Testecleese: And by then, it's already too late.
• 2:39:31
  Repeat Offender: Yeah.
• 2:39:34
  Repeat Offender: A lot of females going through, mate, a lot of business ladies, and all that sort of stuff.
• 2:39:39
  Repeat Offender: Women in Power. Once they become movie stars, mate, they go and hire kids.
• 2:39:44
  Repeat Offender: Going to adopt kids, I'll get 7 or 8 of them.
• 2:39:46
  Repeat Offender: Have me…
• 2:39:47
  Testecleese: No, you got.
• 2:39:48
  Repeat Offender: firm.
• 2:39:48
  Testecleese: Well, then you got Elon Musk.
• 2:39:50
  Testecleese: Who made all of his money, instead of being a whore, made his money through business, and then became a whore…
• 2:39:58
  Testecleese: Then we've got, like, 22 kids?
• 2:40:01
  Brian McFadden: Do you pay for those fees?
• 2:40:03
  Testecleese: That… yes. Okay, and that is the legal thing to do.
• 2:40:07
  Testecleese: But those kids have no dad.
• 2:40:11
  Testecleese: And that's not good either.
• 2:40:14
  Repeat Offender: No, that's right, mate.
• 2:40:17
  Repeat Offender: But look, at the end of the day, you know, they're gonna do what they do for today, that's all they do.
• 2:40:22
  Testecleese: Yeah, but what does that leave… I want to say, what does it leave for your children? But most of these people aren't having kids, they're sterilizing themselves.
• 2:40:31
  Testecleese: warding their babies.
• 2:40:33
  Repeat Offender: Meh.
• 2:40:34
  Repeat Offender: Sorry, mate, no, you're right.
• 2:40:36
  Testecleese: Didn't she just…
• 2:40:37
  Repeat Offender: a funny group.
• 2:40:38
  Testecleese: Her name came up again somewhere, and I don't remember where, since Bali.
• 2:40:43
  Repeat Offender: reckon she's pregnant. But, like, you go to a country like Bali doing that shit, mate, you…
• 2:40:47
  Repeat Offender: You're stupid, you're an absolute.
• 2:40:49
  Testecleese: Well, that's what it was. She was in England again or something, and she's trying to break her own record for most, dudes to nut in her without a condom.
• 2:40:57
  Repeat Offender: Yeah.
• 2:40:59
  Testecleese: And it's like, you're begging for a disease.
• 2:41:03
  Repeat Offender: Or a paternity suit.
• 2:41:06
  Testecleese: Yeah, right, good luck figuring out whose it is. We got a DNA swab by everyone first.
• 2:41:11
  Testecleese: Fuck you. A few times.
• 2:41:13
  Testecleese: You hired me to fuck you, I'm not paying for you a kid.
• 2:41:16
  Repeat Offender: Yep.
• 2:41:19
  Testecleese: It's just, oh my god.
• 2:41:22
  Testecleese: It's just gross, like, exactly, Bonnie Blue. Who's gonna marry that bitch?
• 2:41:27
  Repeat Offender: No, you wouldn't bar over, mate.
• 2:41:32
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 2:41:33
  Testecleese: And again, exactly what you said, they're thinking about now, and not…
• 2:41:37
  Testecleese: What's gonna be… what's gonna make me happy in life? And then… then they're all complaining about how they're not happy with life, and life sucks. They're like, well, maybe you should make different decisions.
• 2:41:46
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:41:48
  Testecleese: Like, I love it out here. Granted, I always sound angry on this show, that's because I'm talking about the shit that pisses me off, you know what I mean?
• 2:41:55
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:41:56
  Testecleese: But I love life out there, dude. I go out in my yard, I fucking watch deer walk through my yard, friggin' talk to them, I…
• 2:42:03
  Brian McFadden: And you wonder why you can't shoot him.
• 2:42:06
  Testecleese: Whoa.
• 2:42:08
  Testecleese: I need to get a bow, because it turns out that they're mostly hunted out.
• 2:42:14
  Testecleese: by the end of bow season, before rifle season starts. Oh, yeah. And the ones that survived.
• 2:42:20
  Testecleese: Disappeared into the forest away from the communities.
• 2:42:23
  Brian McFadden: Smart deer.
• 2:42:25
  Testecleese: Yeah, so… but… but I got me a new rifle.
• 2:42:29
  Testecleese: And I got a spot I think is pretty secluded, so next season might be better.
• 2:42:37
  Brian McFadden: Is there anything in leftovers you want to cover?
• 2:42:40
  Testecleese: Oh, we already did some of it, actually.
• 2:42:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we do a couple.
• 2:42:43
  Testecleese: Anything else?
• 2:42:45
  Testecleese: Not really.
• 2:42:46
  Repeat Offender: Congratulations to US hockey team, guys!
• 2:42:49
  Repeat Offender: What a great wing?
• 2:42:50
  Testecleese: First time since 1980.
• 2:42:53
  Repeat Offender: Yep.
• 2:42:54
  Brian McFadden: I watched, I watched the game.
• 2:42:56
  Testecleese: you gotta.
• 2:42:57
  Brian McFadden: Good morning.
• 2:42:59
  Brian McFadden: And it was not just men's hockey, it was women's hockey, too.
• 2:43:03
  Testecleese: I thought they already won by.
• 2:43:06
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, didn't they? They played before the men, didn't they?
• 2:43:09
  Testecleese: Yeah, and it was funny, because Trump made a joke to the men's hockey team on the phone with them about, like, oh, I'm gonna have to invite the women.
• 2:43:15
  Brian McFadden: And I've hated that joke.
• 2:43:18
  Testecleese: Or I'll be impeached, like, we should impeach him over this, like, dude, you proved him right.
• 2:43:23
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:43:26
  Testecleese: But yeah, no, man, it was pretty… it was pretty awesome, the hockey game. Overtime goal.
• 2:43:31
  Brian McFadden: Do it or watch it?
• 2:43:33
  Testecleese: Huh?
• 2:43:34
  Brian McFadden: You watch any of it?
• 2:43:35
  Testecleese: I did not get to see it, unfortunately, but…
• 2:43:39
  Testecleese: You know, can't catch all the sports.
• 2:43:42
  Repeat Offender: It's not at 8 o'clock in the morning.
• 2:43:44
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 2:43:46
  Repeat Offender: Oh, boys, tomorrow, watch, if you can, watch a rugby league from Vegas.
• 2:43:51
  Brian McFadden: Ugh.
• 2:43:52
  Testecleese: Watch who?
• 2:43:53
  Brian McFadden: Rugby league in Vegas.
• 2:43:56
  Testecleese: Okay, they're playing in Las Vegas?
• 2:43:59
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, mate, we got… The Newcastle Knights, mate, my team. The mighty Newcastle Knights are playing.
• 2:44:08
  Testecleese: Alright, and when.
• 2:44:09
  Repeat Offender: Las Vegas.
• 2:44:10
  Testecleese: In Vegas, so that's… It might be very late here.
• 2:44:16
  Testecleese: Not open.
• 2:44:17
  Repeat Offender: In the afternoon? Evening your time?
• 2:44:20
  Testecleese: Wait, Do you understand that there's… what?
• 2:44:24
  Testecleese: 4 time zones in con… contiguous United States?
• 2:44:28
  Brian McFadden: I don't even know if it's gonna be on TV anywhere.
• 2:44:32
  Repeat Offender: Check it out.
• 2:44:33
  Testecleese: I don't insane!
• 2:44:34
  Testecleese: If the game's in the afternoon in… Nevada, it might be a… 9 o'clock at night.
• 2:44:42
  Testecleese: gear.
• 2:44:43
  Repeat Offender: I'm not sure, mate, it might be even throughout the day.
• 2:44:45
  Repeat Offender: the more I've been throughout the morning.
• 2:44:46
  Brian McFadden: V.
• 2:44:49
  Brian McFadden: I think that's our shit.
• 2:44:51
  Testecleese: Yeah, if I can find it, I'll check it out, but it is time to go.
• 2:44:58
  Audio shared by Testecleese: inches.
• 2:44:59
  Testecleese: Cargo.
• 2:45:01
  Brian McFadden: Got it.